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  1. Alienware on the downside on Alienware Discuss New Video Array Technology For Gamers · · Score: 1

    Having just bought the top end 3.2 GHz Alienware in November, with 64 bit chips and this new design, I feel like I just bought a 486 right before the Pentium came out.

  2. Larry on Might & Magic Creator Joins Garriott At NCSoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if they can just get the Leisure Suit Larry guy, they'll be untouchable.

  3. Re:Quickly? on Nanotube Non-Volatile Memory Entering Production · · Score: 1

    > I think nylon was developed during WWII, wasn't
    > it? That must have been a big boost to rapid
    > innovation cycles.

    Yes, the rate of matings did increase because of it.

  4. Re:Great on Nanotube Non-Volatile Memory Entering Production · · Score: 1

    McDonald's is "consumer grade" food.

    If you want to see "consumer grade" bacon, just look at how fatty all bacon in supermarkets are, then look at how quality it is when served in restaraunts.

    "Consumer grade" = there but for the laws goes dog food.

  5. Re:Microsoft? on Infected Windows PCs Now Source Of 80% Of Spam · · Score: 1

    > except for the fact that linux has less holes,

    People keep missing my point about massive, hateful attacks against Microsoft exposing a higher percentage of holes, and of harder to find holes.

    > and better upgrade tools (apt, yum, slapt, swaret, emerge, emerde, etc).

    Better than pushing one button and having XP upgrade automatically? Do I have to tar -xpf those?

  6. Re:Press release, sans PDF on Nanotube Non-Volatile Memory Entering Production · · Score: 1

    > do some flamebait / troll posts.

    Like I do, you stinking sacks of shit.

    Hell, I even talk disparagingly of Linux compared to Windows.

  7. Re:screw the Darknet on Build A Darknet To Capture Naughty Traffic · · Score: 1

    > Luke did not 'defeat' Vader and the darkside.
    > He threw down his lightsaber and it was Vader
    > who rose up and brought an end to the Sith

    By restoring his father to the lightside, he thus defeated the Dark Lord by indirect action. As Obi-wan might say, "So in a sense, what I told you was true."

    > but not the darkside of the force.

    Until the last 3 of 9 movies are made, all sequels this time, we will never know.

    > Han's daughter briefly dabbled, and Mara Jade
    > could be considered 'dark'.

    Books don't count. Games don't count. Han doesn't have a daughter. The only cannon things are the movies and the live action parts of the Star Wars Christmas Special.

    I read Splinter of the Mind's Eye before most of you were even br0n.

  8. Re:Killed by the society he saved. on Marking 50 Years Since Alan Turing's Death · · Score: 1

    > for even their women did change the natural use
    > into that which is against nature:

    Oh my god, that is hot! I wonder what unnatural uses they're talking about? I want specifics!

  9. Re:Killed by the society he saved. on Marking 50 Years Since Alan Turing's Death · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Also, you don't really need an evolutionarily useful reason. It may just be a side effect of the powerful brain. Nerds sitting at home at night, not mating, is hardly something that's the direct result of something evolutionarily useful.

    It always saddened me that gay people felt they had to scientifically justify their emotions. In a properly constructed free society, the people never grant the government the power to regulate sexuality in the first place. "Reasons" for anything are nothing more than scientific curiosities, and should have nothing to do with politics.

  10. Microsoft? on Infected Windows PCs Now Source Of 80% Of Spam · · Score: 1

    > Just another cost of supporting Microsoft, I suppose.

    Again, I must emphasize that were Linux the dominant OS and E-mail platform (thus being the target of spammers [b]and their ungodly intensive efforts[/b]) more likely than not it would have just as bad problems if not worse.

    I stand prepared to be modded down by those with an emotional interest in Linux, but I cannot let fear dissuade me from speaking the truth. Yes, your lady is the hottest one on the planet, with no blemishes. :rollseyes

  11. Nice flops on Was Zuse's Z3 the First Programmable Computer? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    5 flops, damn! Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

    And now, on a related note, I'm going to go use some pr0n and think of the hot Barbara Bush, Sr.

  12. Re:MOVIE SPOILER on British Telecom Blocks Access to Child Porn Sites · · Score: 1

    No, I saw that scene where she prances around with makeup on. Unless they cut a few more details, what was happening didn't seem like a big deal. It was just an obvious child crush.

  13. Re:Foot in the door on British Telecom Blocks Access to Child Porn Sites · · Score: 1

    > Léon

    AKA The Professional, the one with the badass guy and everyone's favorite around here, Natalie Portman, as a pre-pubescent girl.

    I don't recall anything untoward in this movie (aside from the violence.) Sure the girl was in love with him, but he never did anything other than care for here and protect her as if she were his own. That was the whole point of the movie, how he was raising her as an assassin.

    Unless they cut out some makeout session from the US market or some such, of course...

  14. Re:Great Idea on Mandatory Banknote Detection Code? · · Score: 1

    > Forgers can also easily reverse-engineer the
    > blackbox software, so what's the point.

    Exactly. And we know people who want to counterfeit money and checks will abide by this law preventing them from installing a dummy black box or override hack. :rollseyes-at-the-damned-officials-eeeediots

  15. Bots on Bill Joy On His Own Future, And The World's · · Score: 1

    Civilization-changing event? I'm thinking sexbots.

  16. Stuff! on NetGear Also Has Remote Access Wide Open · · Score: 1

    Cool Programmer to Matthew Broderick: Whenever I develop a system, I always put in a back door.

    Ultranerd: You're telling him all our best stuff!

  17. Got away! on Theaters vs. Camcorders, Round 27 · · Score: 1

    > while a third got away.

    Jebus H., how hard can it be to corner someone in a theater? There are only 3 exits.

  18. Re:I'm no luddite on Bioterrorism Charges Brought Against Professor · · Score: 1

    And the distribution issue is largely related to wars, strife, and totalitarian governments. Open it up and protect it so evil local capitalists can get in there to feed people...

  19. Re:Oh, Great... on Ultra High Definition Video · · Score: 1

    Even luckier for him Darth didn't bother dual-wielding.

  20. Re:Here's my own video format.. on Ultra High Definition Video · · Score: 2, Funny

    > I call it AtomVideo. The whole world is stored
    > as atoms. Each atom has it's own dynamic path.
    > This allows the viewer to move around in the
    > movie as they would in real life, and even
    > interact with it.

    Sadly, most nerds around here cannot figure out how to work this video style's porn.

  21. Re:Right ... on Ultra High Definition Video · · Score: 1

    > thus, higher framerate actually makes the game move faster.

    It's been two computers since I've been able to play the original Quake without it being in superspeed mode.

    In fact, with my old computer just prior to this one, I couldn't even play Quake I online. Evidently it also sends updates at the framerate, so any game I joined, I ground those other computers to a halt if they had modems.

    I'm suprised no one ever released a corrected version that fixed all this.

  22. Re:Right ... on Ultra High Definition Video · · Score: 1

    > Human vision cannot see 60 frames per second anyway

    You've obviously never sat in front of a low-refresh rate monitor, especially under flourescent lights.

    In any event, I can easily tell the difference between 60 and 90 fps in Quake. I wish this faulty meme would die its deserved death. The actual detectable rate is somewhat above 60, but 60 is easily not enough.

  23. Re:Viewscreen on Ultra High Definition Video · · Score: 2, Funny

    God damn it, you nerds! Think of the pr0n possibilities. The hairs and skin undulations.

  24. Re:Folks, get a thesaurus on Theaters vs. Camcorders, Round 27 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It embiggened him.

  25. Re:$1700 eh? on Robots That Serve Beyond The Vacuum · · Score: 1

    And by "redundant", I mean some electrical engineer there needs to be fired.