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  1. Re:Cause the Bible is translated wrong on Kansas Board of Ed. Adopts Intelligent Design · · Score: 2, Funny

    not necessarily " days", but "periods of my Father" (referring to God)

    So that's why he's so cranky sometimes!

  2. Bill on Bill Would Let Police Monitor Email · · Score: 0

    Who is this Bill person, and why is he going to allow this to happen?

  3. Still using esd? on Gnome 2.10 Released · · Score: 0

    Does anyone know if this new version is still using esound as the sound daemon? There is no way I'm trying out Gnome again until they replace that crazy piece of junk with JACK or something.

  4. Re:I like GNOME... on Slackware Likely To Drop GNOME Support · · Score: 0

    HAHAHA you made a joke about how you have to compile things on Gentoo. LOL, guys. L. O. L.

  5. obligatory simpsons quote on No EZ Fix For The IRS · · Score: 1, Funny

    IRS auditor: "Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per
    day. Did you really think you could fool it?"

  6. case modders should be happy on Intel Devises Chip Speed Breakthrough · · Score: 0

    no more need to install light kits. your computer will produce its own creepy, high-tech glow.

  7. RECTAL COMPUTING? on GeForce FX Architecture Explained · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    PUMP ME FULL OF GIGAFLOPS!@#

  8. Re:Trek, Blogging and Envy on Dancing Barefoot · · Score: 0

    Then again, I suspect the trolls are simply driven by a wracking, crushing feeling of sexual inadequacy.

    I don't know who's modding this insightful; it's one of the oldest discussion group cop-outs.

    For those who are honestly wondering why people troll, so I'll offer a little help: culture jamming.

    A non-slasdot example.

  9. Advertisers are billiant. on Prince of Pop-ups · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows that annoying the holy living motherfucking shit out of pontential customers is the best sales approach.

    By these people's logic, the world's most effective ad would be one that causes you computer to kick you in the nuts while the guy from AC/DC sings "GRANDMA'S SAGGY TITS JIGGLING IN YOUR FACE" at 800 decibels and monkey feces shoots out of the cd drive and lands in your screaming mouth.

  10. not funny on More on OpenBSD Funding Saga · · Score: -1, Troll

    my uncle is BSD.

  11. not funny on More on Cisco Building Surveillance into Routers · · Score: 2, Funny

    my uncle died of an evil bit.

  12. not funny on Linux Gaming after Loki · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    my uncle died of fucking an executioner.

  13. Re:Piles? on Mac OS X 'Panther': User at the Center · · Score: 0

    so basically it's a dropdown menu, only more annoying because you have to hold the mouse button down while you move the cursor to the document you want. way to go, apple!

    Why nobody else will ever be able to implement Piles in their OS: as you can see from the demo above, they are heavily graphically intensive. Unless you've got Quartz pushing it, you're gonna be out of luck! Rock on, Apple!

    iNtEnSe d00d!@# images moving around on the screen! sorry, guys. my commodore 64 can do that.

    despite this kind of silliness, macOS X seems pretty nice.. if only apple would move beyond on their vanity hardware and port the thing to PC.

  14. not funny on Mac OS X 'Panther': User at the Center · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    my uncle died of a first post.

  15. Re:blarh blarh blarh on Genderplay in Videogames · · Score: 1, Interesting

    i like the way you use creative line breaks and terrible spelling to make all your posts look like retarded poetry.

  16. Re:Law Enforcement on Bookseller Purges Records to Avoid PATRIOT Act · · Score: 0

    decent politicians

    syntax error.

  17. Re:Great... on Judge Rules that Kazaa can be Sued · · Score: 0

    I realize injustices happen on rare occasions, but generally if you do to others as you'd do to yourself you'll be fine.

    tell that to all the people in jail for non-violent drug charges.

  18. Re:KOK!?!?! on Star Wars Action Figures · · Score: 0

    bravo. a truly moving account of an individual brave enough to question his own sexuality. i wept.

  19. Re:Hey, has anyone.. on Fan-Made Star Trek Episode Available for Download · · Score: 0

    when you asked that, for some reason i got a hard-on that wouldn't quit.

  20. richard stallman wishes you on E ~ mc^2 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    a happy GNU/year!

  21. Re:First Post!!! FP!!! on Nintendo's Playstation Settlement Bombshell (or not...updated) · · Score: 0

    you fail it really badly. sorry.

  22. Re:In KGB's Soviet Russia... on Dashboard Linux - 1 Year Later · · Score: 0

    dashboard linux is one year earlier!

  23. Re:Frodo often seen as ``everyman'' on David Brin On LOTR · · Score: 0

    die, socialist.

  24. Re:MOD PARENT UP!!! HILARIOUS!!!! on Jon Johansen Trial Continues · · Score: 0

    in soviet russia, all OUR base are belong to YOU.

  25. contains 'profit!' joke, +5 hilarious! on Jon Johansen Trial Continues · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Step 1: In Soviet Russia, Natalie Portman petrifies YOU.
    Step 2: Imagine a Beowulf cluster of hot grits down my pants.
    Step 3: ???
    Step 4: Profit!