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  1. Re:Propz from the CLIT founder on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: -1

    The AC is the epitome of Trolling. You ingrates need to recognize your roots, embrace your AC brothers, and cease all CLiT activity. That is all.

  2. Re:Damn. on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: -1

    CLIT has posted 18 comments.
    cyborg_monkey has posted 1027 comments.
    Fecal Troll Matter has posted 867 comments.
    CLiT = teh sux0rz

  3. Re:Damn. on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: -1

    hey mokney man. u r teh sux.

  4. Crack? on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: -1

    If you've been smoking crack you may just get the next few fps...

    PSYCHOLOGICAL EFFECTS:
    Varies with dose and the tolerance of the user. Increases alertness, wakefulness, elevates the mood, mild to highdegree of euphoria, increases athletic performance, decreases fatigue, clearer thinking, increases concentration, increases energy, increased irritability, insomnia, restlessness. With high doses may exhibit a pattern of psychosis with confused and disorganized behavior, irritability, fear, paranoia, hallucinations, may become extremely antisocial and aggressive...

  5. Re:fp on Sun Discovers Dumb Terminals · · Score: -1

    Woops. Sorry. CLiT? Welcome to my foes list, rogue.

    Excellent fp, AC, keep up the good work.

  6. MNOPRTRANT NOTISE! PLZ REED! THX! on Where UnitedLinux Got It Wrong · · Score: -1

    This story is one of my many sexual fantasies. Although I am straight I
    still get urges towards some guys, everybody does, so here it is.

    I am sitting at the back of the classroom with the best looking stud beside
    me. The classroom desks are arranged into pairs and I was so lucky to get
    next to Damon. He was always ahead of everyone else through the puberty
    process. He would have full-blown side-burns when everyone else would be
    just getting pubes. Now he is perfectly toned. He is not built like a tank
    but still perfect. Everyone knows he does a lot of athletics so therefore
    his legs, arms and body are so perfectly toned that he is never without a
    girl.

    Anyway, in the classroom the teacher has just given everyone a task to do
    while he helps someone on the computer. Damon mumbles something and then
    leans back in his chair and stretches. His whole body is rigid like a plank
    of wood. Then I notice the swell in his trousers. My God, it had to have
    been an erection, if not then he was the most gifted 17 year old on earth.
    Damon caught me staring at his dick a smiled at me with a wicked look in
    his eyes. I later found out that his mumbling was "I would love a shag
    right now".

    I quickly looked away and began my work. A short time later I felt
    something touch my thigh. Firstly I thought Damon hit it by mistake, then
    he did again. I looked down to see what was happening and Damon leaned over
    and groped my dick through my trousers. I instantaneously became erect. I
    let him stroke me for another few minutes, knowing I have wanted this from
    him since we were about 12 years old. Damon then whispered in my ear "Go to
    the last cubicle in the toilets, I'll be there soon". I asked the teacher
    if I could go to the toilet, I don't know what I would have done if he had
    said no, but he didn't.

    I got into the toilets and waited in the end cubicle like Damon asked.
    About a minute later he walked in. As he came into the cubicle, I was going
    for a piss. He said to stop a give it to him. As you know guys, when you're
    in full swing it is very hard to stop yourself. So I stopped pissing and
    Damon got on his knees straight away. I was shocked to see Damon acting
    like this towards another guy; nonetheless I let him take the rest of my
    piss. When he had taken it all, he began to give me a blowjob. I have never
    had a blowjob before but I knew Damon couldn't be this good on his first
    go.

    I stopped him and said, wait till I get comfortable.

    So I climbed up onto the tank of the toilet and put my feet on the toilet
    seat. I pulled down my school trousers and my boxers. Damon came over, put
    his feet either side of the toilet bowl and practically dove on my dick. He
    sucked and sucked. It was the most unbelievable feeling, knowing that my
    dick was in Damon's mouth, where he wanted it, and that he controls if and
    when I blow my load. I knew I was going to cum soon so as the feeling
    became more intense, I began to fuck his face. I hadn't had sex or jacked
    off for about four days, so when I came I filled Damon's mouth. He tried to
    swallow it but it just kept coming and spewing out the sides of his mouth
    and down his chin.

    When I recovered, I withdrew my cum covered penis and let Damon lick it
    clean.

    Then I asked Damon if had any condoms with him in his wallet. He had two: a
    coral coloured one and a black one. I said to give me the black one. He
    replied "Why?" Then I asked him if he has ever had anal sex before, he said
    no, then I told him not to worry and that he would enjoy it.

    Damon dropped his trousers and his boxers to his ankles and spread his
    legs. I told him that it might hurt a little bit at the start but once we
    get going he'll love it. I rolled the condom on to my uncut dick and lined
    it up with his ass. I pushed my way into his very tight ass slowly but with
    a constant force. Once I was fully in, I reached around and grabbed Damon's
    dick. It was the most amazing feeling I have ever had. My 7 1/2 inch trunk
    in his ass and his 7 inch in my hand. I pumped his dick in rhythm with me
    fucking his ass.

    As I fucked him he screamed with pleasure as I was both stroking his dick
    and touching his prostate. I had to cover his mouth as I think he forgot
    where he was. I could feel my balls slapping against his muscular, hairy
    legs and his balls banging off of my hand. When I could feel myself getting
    closer, I fucked his ass as hard as I could and exploded again, this time
    into his ass. As I came, I set off a chain reaction and Damon shot his load
    all over the cubicle wall, steams of it came gushing out. His body was as
    hard now as when he was stretching in the classroom. His ass tightened and
    I could feel my dick being squeezed dry.

    When we both recovered and got cleaned up, I patted Damon on the back and
    said, "Well done!" When we got back to class the teacher asked us what kept
    us, we said that the principle met us and asked us to do a job for her. It
    was the best excuse we could think of. These sex sessions happened many
    times later between Damon and I in the school toilets until we went to
    different universities. But I will never forget his blowjobs.

    I would appreciate some feedback. Maybe you could tell me your fantasies
    and your real life escapades.

  7. Greetings, friend. on Wireless Congestion · · Score: -1

    Does the friend/foe system have any meaning whatsoever?
    ps ~~linux is teh sux0r

  8. Re:Canada! on Review: Insomnia · · Score: -1

    Why visit America jr. when we LIVE in AMERICA?

  9. Re:flesh roast on Review of Embedded Linux Book · · Score: -1

    Subliminal

    Flashing pictures on my screen
    Shown too quickly to be seen
    Does not register in my conscious mind
    Propaganda of another kind
    They're Fucking with me subliminaily
    They're Fucking with me subliminally

    Danger - Nightmare
    Doomsday - Nightmare
    Murder - Nightmare
    Nightmare, Nightmare

    Watching T.V. I start to cry
    For no reason I don't know why
    Could it be from messages on my TV
    Which I'm getting subliminally?

    Mind control the easiest way
    Sponsered by the C.I.A.
    It's a weapon you cannot see
    It's propaganda subliminally!

  10. Re:Not Exactly A Win For Linux on Review of Linux Gaming Using WineX 2.0 · · Score: -1

    Uh. Linux? Wine? I don't need to read anymore of this stupid redundant shit.

    *** Cannot join #!000sux_fux_pedophileswetdream: (+b you!) Banned.

  11. Re:Don't Forget.... on MindStorms Madness · · Score: -1

    Don't eat my ass.

    Eat my FAT

  12. Re:First Post Madness! on MindStorms Madness · · Score: -1

    Sigh.(see 2nd p0st)

  13. You envy this post because: on MindStorms Madness · · Score: -1

    My penis is bigger than yours. FP;;

  14. Re:war on Remembering the BBS · · Score: -1

    "mod parent up quickly" by: CmdrTaco (score: 6) [goatse.cx] = teh sux0rz.

  15. Re:Third Post... on Artificial Intelligence to Predict Sports Injuries · · Score: -1

    USA is a jew nation, based on jew bible and a jew god. God belief is a deadly virus inflicting cannibalistic end of educated stupid humans. YOU DO NOT EXIST...
    -Gene Ray

  16. eat shit! [n/t] on Valenti's "Boston Strangler" Testimony · · Score: -1

    nt.

  17. Cambodia, testicles, policemen. Slashback. on SACD-CD Hybrids -- A Way Out For Us Both? · · Score: -1
  18. Re:not likely on SACD-CD Hybrids -- A Way Out For Us Both? · · Score: -1

    The CLIT is being torn apart from the inside. This is a warning. Get out while you can.

  19. CLIT on XML Namespaces and How They Affect XPath and XSLT · · Score: -1

    A /. troll population divided will fall. Repent.

  20. Re:Opt in. on EU to Require Opt-In for Commercial Email · · Score: -1

    I hereby claim this post for ALL trolls. Get over yourselves, logged-iners.

  21. /me dies on Inspiring Adventures in SF Wireless Networking · · Score: -1

    .EmbracetheAC.Theendisnear.Trustnoone.EOT...

  22. Mod parent up, funny. on 1394 Trade Association Adopts FireWire Brand · · Score: -1

    And on top of that, you got a first post! I love you I love you I love you!

  23. Re:cmu students are trying to fix it on Busy Signals for Deep Space Experiments · · Score: -1

    I'd bang him. No, really.

  24. Re:Happy Terrific Super Funny Hour! on Busy Signals for Deep Space Experiments · · Score: -1

    LOL. ctc?

  25. Happy Terrific Super Funny Hour! on Busy Signals for Deep Space Experiments · · Score: -1

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