My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Slashdot Mirror
This can't possibly be first... can it?!
Zeus was a womanizer.
Fuck you.
Presenting the edible baby
A story of a waif and her vagina.
My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
sixty-five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports!
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Check out the luscious pair on that redhead!
That's it baby, work those ankles!
Tonight, if possible.
EAT my FP sluts
Thank you for that informative post. Perhaps you'd like to know that your sister is alive and well.
plastic.
Burns:[reads an entry in the suggestion box]`Keep that handsome owner out of sight, he's distracting the female employees'. Oh, Smithers...
Smithers: You got me, sir.
Perhaps her father's shrivled testicles are lodged between her cheek and tongue.
More sex for your enjoyment.
Here is a mirror in case it is /.'d
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Newman...
Bon Voyage, Lainey!
Why don't I get a Christmas card?!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
-Linus- sucks.
-Linux- sucks.
Into my anus, cock-knocker.
More Taco and Hemos pr0n, please.
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
And I want the babies I ousted in Vietnam to be worth more than 1/2 kill, and the people in HELL want water, but what're ya gonna do?
Is Taco not taking that throbbing cock in it's entirety 'cuz his love canal is chock-full-o-semen?
Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE? ! ? !?
I think I have an Uncle Zoidberg.