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  1. Re:Ok for the sake of humanity on Big Arctic Perils Seen in Warming · · Score: 1

    I am prepared to send two of my ex's to the north and south poles respectively.

    But how will you type your slashdot posts with no hands?

  2. Re:And this is a bad thing? on Big Arctic Perils Seen in Warming · · Score: 1

    Who is clearly saying... "Who gives a fuck if you destroy the planet, give me a week and I will whip up a new one! (and have a day to chill out and play GTA with St Peter and Gabriel)"

  3. Re:Election Results Predicted by Candidate Mask Sa on Halloween Fun · · Score: 1

    Except of course during the last election, where the result was decided based on the masks that were used by the members of the florida supreme court.

    Strange really, you would think that Gore would have had the edge if it was based on Halloween.

    Anyway, I think this year Kerry is a dead (no pun intended) cert, due to his striking resembelance to Frankenstien's monster.

  4. Re:I said it before... on Nintendo Apologizes to SuicideGirls · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nintendo Marketing Guy #1: "Why dont we create an elaborate ploy to associate hot goth chicks with Nintendo?"

    Nintendo Marketing Guy #2: "GREAT IDEA!! Thats much better than Magic Mushroom munching italian plumbers.... get the lawyers on it"

    Seems fairly sensible to me!

  5. Re:What does it do differently? on Learning PHP 5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just want to apply a virtual +1 to this post.

    There is a very subtle line in the sand where PHP becomes 'underkill' and you need to consider moving to a more rounded technology like J2EE or (*spit*) .Net. Experience is knowing where this line is (or better still knowing that the product being developed will cross it in X amount of time).

    There are far too many people using J2EE and .Net style techs for things where PHP would be (and would remain indefinately) the much better choice.

    Also, the other way around, but this seems much rarer...

  6. Re:Too fast... on TCCBOOT Compiles And Boots Linux In 15 Seconds · · Score: 5, Funny

    I LIKE the delay when I have to reboot. It gives me time to have a pee, stretch my legs, have a drink...

    Then I suggest you stay away from windows, you will end up as a dehydrated, 12 foot alcholic!

  7. The way of the future... on Battle Roomba Tractor · · Score: 5, Funny
    The R-1000

    Features

    • Liquid Metal Construction.
    • Ability to morph into any simple object (no moving parts).
    • Can travel back in time to eliminate your enemies while they are small, deliquent boys.
    • 70% possibility of correctly detecting corners or stairs.
  8. Deja Vu... on Firefox - The Platform · · Score: 4, Insightful

    enormous potential to hatch a new class of applications that live on the desktop but do business on the Web.

    This sounds a lot like late 90's, .com era speak to me.

    I am using firefox to type up this comment, and yes it is a great browser, but it's not going to change the way the world does business.

    Nearly every business application that has been developed for the last 10 years does business on the web.

    I hereby petition for a change to this article text so that it reads 'do business in a tab'. Now that's innovation!

  9. Re:UK Total Cost... on Medical Care Gets Outsourced Too · · Score: 1

    ...try looking at the lifestyles of the senior members of parliment or their cousins that run private ambulance firms for public hospitals based on the government stamped blank cheque and you will have your answer.

  10. Two words... on NEC Strikes Back With SX-8 Supercomputer · · Score: -1, Redundant

    'Imagine' and 'Beowulf'

  11. Re:It's the wrong market. on Firefox Seeks Full Page Ad in New York Times · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think you underestimate the average joe!

    After all, it seems that most of them have no problem installing p2p tools (for example).

  12. Re:Umm the site says on Detailed Empire Strikes Back DVD Change List · · Score: 4, Funny

    I claim dibs on this joke for the next star wars story!

  13. Re:One day... on Could IM Be The Next Step For Google? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find that notion terribly google, but who am I to google!

  14. Alternatives.. on Neopets Gambling Controversy · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least an 8-hour poker and blackjack session is a good way to keep the kids from viewing hardcore pornography or reading slashdot.

  15. Re:Wal-Mart on U.S. Programmers An Endangered Species? · · Score: 1

    ...perhaps you could implant the RFID tags on customers as then come through the door.

  16. Re:Programming versus Software Engineering on U.S. Programmers An Endangered Species? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great!! So all the cool hacking goes of to india and us western programmers get the sucky work!

    I am claiming asylum in india based on the fact that every nerd has the right to hack code and eat curry!

  17. Saving the species.. on U.S. Programmers An Endangered Species? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sadly, programmers are particulally endangered due to their inability to mate in captivity.... or anywhere else!

  18. Re:Why? on Petite MP3 Player Boots PCs Into Linux · · Score: 1

    Note to Oakley marketing:

    If they did this, with customization, I would definatly buy a pair!

  19. Re:might not be a good thing on Google Launches Desktop Search Tool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You are a hetrosexual male with an internet connection. You really think your wife needs to use google technology to work that out?!?

  20. Re:I'm for it, I guess on Harvard to Clone Human Embryos? · · Score: 5, Funny

    My point is that as long as we keep the clones somewhat small - say less than 1024 cells

    Sure, they will be marketed as kilocells but when the marketing folks get their grubby hands on them we will only get 1000!!

  21. Re:the 50th challenger for the throne on Virgin's New iPod Rival · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You may wish to research Branson's early business history. He began with a telephone order music service that was (at the time) very innovative.

    It seems that the smart thing to do in business, is to come up with a innovative product, make enough money to get your head above the water and from that point just lock-step.

  22. Re:Seasonal deadlines? on Microsoft Can't DRM Docs Fast Enough · · Score: 1

    [i]When the cubs win the world series[/i]

    That is due to happen in 2015, clearly documented in back to the future part 2.

  23. Re:Bad idea on Win the X-Prize Cup · · Score: 1

    I suspect that the other teams would continue for the finicial benefits.

    Im pretty sure the $10Mil prize did little to cover the full development costs of spaceship one. The real money is in the IP.

    How exclusive are these Branson plans?

    IMHO we dont need any further 'prizes' to ignite this competition, the fires are burning brightly already.

    Perhaps a major prize for major milestones, first orbit, the moon....

  24. Once a year??? on Win the X-Prize Cup · · Score: 0

    Personally I would give the designers a little more time...

    Perhaps the first step should be a petition to make spaceflight an olympic sport. :oP

  25. Re:Time to cut out that second cup of coffee. on Space Tourism is Off and Running · · Score: 1

    Well, when I think about it, $100'000 is not what I would call an obscene amount. You certainly wouldnt need a billion 'laying around'.

    Sure, it is prohibitive to most, but I suspect that people who have childhood dreams of going into space, might manage to stump up the cash.

    Raid the savings, remorgage the house, junior gets downgraded to clown college, and perhaps a little sponsership...

    It wont exactly be star wars, especially in the early days but I am pretty sure there are some regular(ish) joes out there who would give it all for the potential to be remembered as a 'space pioneer'.

    Infact I have a sneaking impression that the real prohibitive factor will not be the price, but the waiting list!