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  1. Re:do you like to kill people for fun? on Ask Jamie Love, Consumer Technology Activist · · Score: -1
    you sure that model number is right?

    can't find it on Philip's consumer electronics site.

  2. Re:Are you.... on Ask Jamie Love, Consumer Technology Activist · · Score: -1
    I thought he was Courtney's brother?

  3. Re:do you like to kill people for fun? on Ask Jamie Love, Consumer Technology Activist · · Score: -1
    go finger?

    hmm...

    que interesante

  4. Re:do you like to kill people for fun? on Ask Jamie Love, Consumer Technology Activist · · Score: -1
    bone smokers?

  5. do you like to kill people for fun? on Ask Jamie Love, Consumer Technology Activist · · Score: -1
    just wondering. some people are crazy, you know...

  6. biodegradable bullets / wooden knives on NATO Developing Environment Friendly Weapons · · Score: -1
    and spaghetti as a garotte (sic?)

    w00t!

  7. oh yeah? on Linux-Based Phone, Snatched From Inferno · · Score: -1
    ...well, now that I've got linux running on my vacuum cleaner, I can play xjewel while sucking up crumbs from the family room floor.

    ...and now that I have linux ported to my car radio, I can use my front quaterpanel as a firewall to keep those pesky auto thiefs out.

    ...and ever since I put linux on my ass, I shit more efficiently than ever!

    ...and with linux ported to my console stereo system from 1970, I can use 8-track tapes in a RAID-5 array.

  8. this is coherent right on Microsoft vs. Ximian · · Score: -1
    fucking learn proper grammar, doofus. ever hear of a complete sentence? good god, you suck in ways I can hardly begin to describe.

    Do us all a favor: find a 220V outlet and relieve your bladder by taking aim for the little holes for the plug.

  9. you, sir, are a monument to morons everywhere. on ReplayTV 4000 Series Shares TV Over Net · · Score: -1
    I thank you for taking the time to reply to my post. On behalf of everyone, I congratulate you for your ability to click links and buttons, and to type on a keyboard - it must be quite an accomplishment for someone with such basal mental capacity.

    Keep up the excellent effort, and I look forward to seeing you in the next Special Olympics.

  10. Chris Squire? on Microsoft vs. Ximian · · Score: -1
    d00d! Your solo album was great! You really should do another.

  11. monkeys vs. demons on Microsoft vs. Ximian · · Score: -1
    who will win?

    I say the monkeys, because they are inherently more evil than demons. Ever watch monkeys at the zoo? Vicious little bastards.

  12. w00-h00! on ReplayTV 4000 Series Shares TV Over Net · · Score: -1
    now I'll be able to archive all the shitty, poorly written, badly acted shows that I do so love!

    Three's Company, here I come!

  13. Re:ACLs on The Mac, Metadata, and the World · · Score: 0
    agreed.

    ACL's seem to be the root of some troubles we've had at work. It seems like it'd be failry straight forward to get privilages set correctly, but its really not that "logical" (for lack of a better term). I much prefer the way unix handles this - you are very right - simple IS good.

  14. 2202962? on A Physicist with the Air Force · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    just checking


    new game, new rules.

  15. you mean you're not a bot? on Israeli AI System "Hal" And The Turing Test · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I thought for sure you were only a perl script...

  16. the holy hand grenade on Don't Forget That Worms Happen Everywhere · · Score: -1
    sheep bombs
    magic bananas
    I love that game.

  17. You actually saw the movie? on Final Fantasy At 2.5FPS · · Score: 1
    why?

    I hope you at least snuck into the theater?

    If not, demand your money back.

  18. two things: *duh* and *yawn* on Microsoft Appeals Anti-Trust to Supreme Court · · Score: -1, Troll
    wow. who didn't see this coming? if this shocks you, you need to get out more often.

    secondly, who cares? a lot of the damage has been done, I don't see the monopoly ruling being overturned, the only outcome would be regarding punishment, which will either be diddly squat or hardly noticeable.

    what we need is a good fascist president, a la Abe Lincoln, to completely ignore the courts, send in the troops and kick microsoft's sorry ass into submission. plus, that'd be damn funny.

  19. my old MacSE & and car battery on Which Laptop To Buy? · · Score: 0, Funny
    with the proper power convertor, of course.

  20. Re:Fuck toast! on KDE 2.2 Tagged · · Score: -1

    so what do I owe you?

  21. so if it was tagged out... on KDE 2.2 Tagged · · Score: 0, Funny
    did they try to turn the double play?

    or are they now "it"?

  22. that's why I use JPG on Who'll Be Using Ogg Vorbis Instead Of MP3? · · Score: 0
    duh

  23. Dear Brad, on What's Up With FSF VP Bradley M. Kuhn? · · Score: -1, Troll
    Have you ever considered getting a real job?

    sincerely,
    MFS

  24. wtf? on Shuttle Radar Topography Mission Data · · Score: -1, Troll
    what the blazing fuck are you talking about?

  25. I have reverted to the old way of getting music on Napster Settles with Metallica/Dr. Dre · · Score: 4
    shoplifting.