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  1. IDO IT WRONG (in Espa�ol) on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome not a Disability · · Score: -1

    él incorrecto Poniendo aquí en las sombras de mi sitio, escudriño para arriba en mi amante. Mi Ms Portman. Soy dolorido y cansado después de fucking la por ocho horas sólidas. Mi dick agrietado y de dolor está remojando en arenas para relevar el dolor. Ella consigue en sus rodillas y comienza a traslapar las arenas para arriba fuera del tazón de fuente. Ella pone sus manos hermosas en mi pene y comienza a lamer las arenas de mi pedazo achy. Dando masajes a mi nutsack ella.... ESPERA, ÉL INCORRECTO!!!! Sacando mi dick de su boca la lanzo a la tierra y la empujo adentro a su gaping recientemente fisted el asno. " ASNO GRANDE SPORK DEL OH!! Fuck mi asno, fuck mi asno bueno. MÁS PROFUNDO, mi semental, más profundo!! Haga un racimo de Beowulf de esperma en mi parte posteriora!! " " imagine un racimo de Beowulf de este bebé! " ÉL INCORRECTO!!!!

  2. Re:Hey, We Resent that Implication! on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome not a Disability · · Score: -1

    Ow!! oww ow ow.

    It hurts so bad, owowow!!! Damn this pain!

    Repetitively stroking my cock whilst repetitively typeing and clicking a mouse has disabled me (although no legaly)!!

  3. So what's the big deal? <-- WRONG!! on CD/DVD Manufacturers To Support Windows Media · · Score: -1

    Back to work where I am not banned... That's what I get for making a new account, will I ever learn?
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  4. ASCII Goatsex man... Can't believe I won... on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

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  5. Re:There is a mysterious sponge-like creature... on New Zealands's Mysterious Sponge-like Creature · · Score: -1

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  6. Re:How can an FP be 'redundant'??? Dumb Fuck Mods! on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    Thanks...

    BTW your version is too long to fit in user prefs. Know of a shorter, less know redirector?

    -BAS

  7. Re:How can an FP be 'redundant'??? Dumb Fuck Mods! on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    Here here. We all know the real taco would never say that. Then wew would think he doth protest too much!

  8. Re:All I can say... on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    Glad to see I was not the only one in the late 80s blowing an NES. Goddamn duckhunt!!

  9. Re:Is it true that you can suck your own cock? on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1
  10. How can an FP be 'redundant'??? Dumb Fuck Mods! on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

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  11. ASCII !!!! on Sony, Toshiba And IBM To Develop New OS · · Score: -1

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  12. Re:page lengthening post! on Sony, Toshiba And IBM To Develop New OS · · Score: -1

    Yes!!!!

    BTW Who the fuck won Turd Report's lil contest?

  13. Re:Evolutionary balance? on Age A Byproduct of Cancer Defense? · · Score: -1

    My Mama is still a virgin...

    'tis the Christ! Come to lead us out of the evils of the world.

    BTW, I fucked her, Chuy, fucked her real good

    (The above formatting is donated to the January 3rd fund)

  14. Dog is a mighty fine meal on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1

    YeT AnOtHeR PeNiS PoSt...

    Malda is *still* a fag.

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    COCKSAY -- Because being gay is about more than using Linux.
    http://www.geocities.com/cocksay/

  15. Re:Wil Wheaton, actor, dead at 28 on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1

    Do'in fine, long time no read...

  16. Re:Wil Wheaton, actor, dead at 28 on Linux During The .Com Crash · · Score: -1

    Hi Wil.

  17. Re:Donation to the January 3rd Fund, C/O CmdrTaco on Power Water Cooling Kits · · Score: -1

    Gentlemen,
    Thanks to your efforts so far, three little people have stopped their insessant stroking. Barnaby, Peeps, and Rebbe have ceased the self fouling practice.

    Donate generously and often to the January 3rd fund. Lets help retarded midgets to stop defiling themselves!

    -BAS

  18. Re:MR.AC HAS FORGOTTEN THE SPORK NATION AND OTHERS on Power Water Cooling Kits · · Score: -1

    Dear Sir,
    Thank you for you generous donation of BOLD TEXT. It will be instrumental in helping the troll cause, any surplus BOLD TEXT is being regifted to help retarded midget masturbaters kick the habit. Pray for our success.

    -BAS

  19. Re:WSecond Post! - Props to Egg Troll on Power Water Cooling Kits · · Score: -1

    WTF... Am I chopped liver?

    By the way, its Klerck.

  20. Re:Why I'll Use It on Preview the New Napster · · Score: -1

    Actually it is Maverick Records, the first band signed to her label was Candlebox.

  21. Something for CmdrTaco's "Gaping Anus" on Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2 · · Score: -1

    YeT AnOtHeR PeNiS PoSt...

    Malda is *still* a fag.

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    COCKSAY -- Because being gay is about more than using Linux.
    http://www.geocities.com/cocksay/

  22. Re:Cruel Joke... on Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2 · · Score: -1

    Stop bitching, once your karma drops and you autopost @ -1, that won't happen any more. Who mod's a -1 post?

  23. Re:Glass Jawed Web Server on Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2 · · Score: -1

    Dood, this site does not suck, I don't spend all these hours trolling a site that sucks! Why don't you fuck off?

  24. Re:I know I'm going to get modded down for this, b on Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2 · · Score: -1

    YeT AnOtHeR PeNiS PoSt...

    Malda is *still* a fag.

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    COCKSAY -- Because being gay is about more than using Linux.
    http://www.geocities.com/cocksay/

  25. Re:I expect it to shut down... on Running A Web Server On An Apple Lisa 2 · · Score: -1

    Shut up. That was neither witty, nor did it add anything to the discussion.