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  1. Re:YEEEHAAAA on Curse Your Way to Live Support · · Score: 2, Funny
    Y'know, not everyone with Tourette's Syndrome swears up a storm. Educate yourself.

    Thank you, we will now go dedicate our lives to understanding this, so we will never make an inaccurate joke about TS again.

  2. Re:Porting... on Energy Company Refutes Windows TCO Claims · · Score: 1
    It's a poor craftsman that blames his tools. ... If I am able to handle working in different 3d platforms, why is it that 'normal' office users can't do the stupid TPS report in whatever is placed in front of them.

    Because they're not crafstmen, they're drones.

  3. Re:Some notes on Outsourced Confidential Data On Children Posted · · Score: 1
    The difference is that a government employee is easier to discipline. Both can be fired...

    Well, theoretically.

  4. Re:Stupid Question? on Opera Browser Creators Planning IPO · · Score: 1
    But why bother when FireBird (now FireFox)/Galeon/Mozilla is just as good (better)?

    Because they're _not_ as good (better). Opera is better than all of them, I've tried them all. If you disagree with me, you must be an idiot or a moron, at least; worst case, a terrorist.

  5. Re:Can someone explain... on Opera Browser Creators Planning IPO · · Score: 1
    Can someone explain why companies love going public so d*** much?

    Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's a stupid idea.

  6. Re:How is this relevant? on Opera Browser Creators Planning IPO · · Score: 1
    Personally, I've never understood that joke either...

    The two moderators from Norway thanked you.

  7. Re:Opera on Opera Browser Creators Planning IPO · · Score: 1

    I too have bought it. I tried Foxfire, it doesn't cut it (although it is a fine browser). I like being able to disable images and switch between author and user mode quickly. I like how I can click on the current tab and it goes to the previous one, and then back again (nice for when I'm in tab 5, and the new one is tab 8, and it makes it easy to go back to tab 5 without having to know 'this is tab 5 I need to come back to'). I like being able to close the browser and it saves my current state, so I get back to that state quickly (I can even save sessions). I like page zooming. I hate not being able to view certificates. I very rarely have any problems rendering pages, posting, etc. I like how it feels light and fast. I like how I can delete all private data in one fell swoop, cookies, cache, passwords. It doesn't crash anymore, early version 7 was pretty bad for me that way. I like how they implemented Google ads on the ad bar (I use the free one at work).

  8. Right in the Constitution on Modifying Employment Agreements? · · Score: 1
    Article (Amendment) XIII:

    "Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."

  9. Rule 1 of Research on No Harm, No Foul in Heavy Net Use · · Score: 1

    If the data don't match the hypothesis, change the data. If the study doesn't say what we want, do another study.

  10. Re:Really? Infamous? on Review: KDE 3.2 · · Score: 1
    Considering the GW Bush has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, can you really take many awards seriously?

    Reminds me of when Gorbachev won it, after he violently put down a small uprising in Lithuania. Then, I think, Andrei Sakharov's widow returned his Nobel Peace Prize. It's already been cheapened to mean nothing.

  11. Re:Info about the band on Two Blanks Against the Trend · · Score: 1
    I so pity the German people. To think the home of Mozart, Beethoven, Goethe, Nietzsche, and Kant has become the nihilistic cess pool of today.

    Yeah, if you look at population trends, it's pretty clear the Germans are committed to dying off without offspring. They're already culturally dead.

  12. Re:OpenBSD crashes: how could it have been prevent on Remotely Crash OpenBSD · · Score: 1
    After all, if you need to add packages on a BSD system, 'ports' must be opened, and when ports are open on firewall boxes, bad things happen.

    Ha ha ha, very funny.

  13. Re:In other words ... on The Impact of Technophobes · · Score: 1
    Which would be fine, except for the blaming others, guilt trips, and blind evangelism.

    That Straw Man is bigger than the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man.

  14. Re:Adios, Disney on Pixar Drops Disney To Find a New Studio Partner · · Score: 1
    As to your third point.... all sequels suck so any Toy Story 3s and Finding Nemo Agains are doomed no matter how you slice it.

    One sequel that didn't suck was _Slashdot II: Revenge of the Humorless Nerds_.

  15. Re:Orientated? on Star Wars Battlefront - Striving For Galactic Conquest? · · Score: 5, Informative
    No such word as "orientated" exists.

    It _is_ a real word. Check it out right here.

  16. Re:The U.S. government is becoming militarized. on Does the Military Dominate CS Research? · · Score: 1
    The U.S. government is becoming increasingly militarized. If you are an American taxpayer, and you don't want to pay to kill people whose country you can't find on a map, I suggest you vote for Howard Dean, or the intelligent, non-violent candidate of your choice.

    You're right on the first, but wrong about Dean. He's just another Government-loving Statist. Don't tell me about anything he has said, because he's a flack for the State, and thus probably a bald-faced liar. War is the health of the State, so he'll be a warmonger just like all Statists are. And this is why Bush is no limited-gov't conservative--he loves the State, and promotes its wars.

  17. And in the End on Gates Shows Off Xbox Media Center, Discusses Consoles · · Score: 1

    The XBox will be a PC. Except like with Apple, all proprietary hardware/OS.

  18. Re:Same here... on Engineer Deconstructs Literary Criticism · · Score: 1
    I had to call some tech-support guys in Swanwick (you don't pronounce the second 'w') to re-load some data I accidentally RM'd- and I know he was speaking the Queens english but I'll be DAMNED if I understood a word of it. Mind you, I find Scottish brogue to be charming and sometimes understandable, but this fellow made Cockney sound like the AT&T computer operator voice.

    It's easier to understand Germans speaking English than it is to understand many Britons.

  19. Re:Today's Lesson on Did SCO Actually Buy What it Thought? · · Score: 1
    but because you do things for three reasons only: Cash, Moolah and Dough.

    Sorry, there are other reasons, too: Do Re Mi, Boodle, and Benjamins.

    No, not everyone is into the money. But it's counterculture to be so.

  20. Re:AUP May be Vague on How Much Broadband Usage is Too Much? · · Score: 1
    And here is Comcast's AUP. Notice how vague it is? And the key section:

    Network, Bandwidth, Data Storage and Other Limitations

    You must comply with all current bandwidth, data storage, and other limitations on the Service established by Comcast and its suppliers. In addition, you may only access and use the Service with a dynamic Internet Protocol ("IP") address that adheres to the dynamic host configuration protocol ("DHCP"). You may not access or use the Service with a static IP address or using any protocol other than DHCP unless you are subject to a Service plan that expressly permits otherwise.

    You must ensure that your activity (including, but not limited to, use made by you or others of any Personal Web Features) does not improperly restrict, inhibit, or degrade any other user's use of the Service, nor represent (in the sole judgment of Comcast) an unusually large burden on the network. In addition, you must ensure that your activities do not improperly restrict, inhibit, disrupt, degrade or impede Comcast's ability to deliver the Service and monitor the Service, backbone, network nodes, and/or other network Services.

  21. Re:Cox Cable on How Much Broadband Usage is Too Much? · · Score: 1
    Out of curiosity, is there any such thing as limited broadband service?

    No, they're finite but unlimited.

  22. Re:Screenshots? on First Preview of GIMP 2.0 Ready for Testing · · Score: 1
    Can someone explain why this was modded funny?

    Because it was funny. If we have to _explain_ the joke, it's not funny anymore. Then you wonder, why was this modded funny?

  23. All Together Now on TiVo sues EchoStar for Patent Infringement · · Score: 5, Funny

    What? TiVo has Intellectual Property? All together now, slashdotters (kneejerkers): "TiVo must die!"

  24. Technology Only? on The Battle Against Junk Mail and Spyware · · Score: 1
    The story of technology is the story of noble aspirations overtaken by a hard-core huckster reality.

    Might try: The story of America is the story of noble aspirations overtaken by a hard-core huckster reality.

  25. Re:Hint... on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1
    Think they are trying to tell you something?

    You're an emaciated-looking slob?