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  1. Re:Can we get a sultry female voice instead? on Linux Radio · · Score: 1

    Man was I dissapointed when I clicked that link.

    I had lights dimmed and set myself up for half an hour of Perverse Protocol Proclamation and all I get is my assigned numerical value!

    I could have done that on my own.

  2. Re:Careful... on Porn Maker Sues 7,000+ For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    they're cuming for you.

    There, fixed that for you.

  3. Re:Must burn. on Freetype Lands In... Microsoft Office? · · Score: 1

    >> Hey, some of us try to live every day as if it were still 1984.

    There. Fixed that for you.

  4. Re:Universal Solution! on Convert a SIM To a MicroSIM, With a Meat Cleaver · · Score: 1

    I could not let this stand unchallenged, even though it is off topic.

    I do not know what penal system you are referring to, but your points are hardly true for any, especially not the US penal system.

    Life in prison is by no means a relaxed life, even if extreme measures were to greatly improve the security threats of prison life (if even possible to completely eliminate them). The deprivation of a lot of elements come into play and it has severe social and psychological consequences. You will also have to adapt to the inside society and obey to a whole new set of rules, while loosing touch with the interaction that you use to define yourself on the outside.

    The cost-risk analysis of a 'rich and risky life' vs 'relaxed and paid for' does not apply here. You might think it makes sense peering in from the outside, but it is really a too unpredictable situation to be thinking like that.

    Prison is not a motivating factor when people enter a criminal career.

    The bills don't stop coming, you just aren't able to pay them - usually neither financially nor practically. Had a place to live? Not anymore.
    Want to vote? Not anymore.
    Convicted for drugs? Hand in your drivers license and forget about student loans.

    'PS3 and Xbox on tap' is hardly accurate, and even if it was, it doesn't make prison life a vacation. It does not counter the loss of liberty, goods, heterosexual relationships, your security and your freedom. You might have a few games, but they get old. Fast. A reason gaming consoles are allowed in some prisons is generally not for the good of the inmates, but a system interest. They are really great to make inmates passive.

    Drugs in prison are not free, you're paying someone back somehow. Also you're facing prolonged sentences and periods of complete isolation.

    The idea that 'sure, I'll just kick back and chill for 8 years, prison life is going to be a blast', is not an accurate description of how it is experienced. The loss of freedom is hard to grasp for a person who has it, as freedom is a lack of restrictions (and not the presence of something), it can be hard to grasp what you have until it's lost.

    And when you get out you're not done, the conviction will follow you always and everywhere, limiting your possibilities in life severely.

    Please read what I am saying, without erecting a straw man. I accept that we have and must have a penal system, I am only listing realities of current life in prison.

  5. Firewall builder 3.0 on What Is the Future of Firewalls? · · Score: 1

    I am in no way associated with the Firewall Builder project. It's an application I came across it in the January issue of Linux Journal that sounds like it could solve some of the original poster's issues.

    The article is available online, as is of course the project homepage.

    I have not used it yet, but it looks promising and sounds like one of the "cool projects" the submitter needs to know about. It gives you a graphical representation, it can deploy configurations via SSH to various machines or to Linksys, D-Link, DD-WRT or OpenWRT devices, Cisco routers and Cisco ASA (PIX) firewalls. It supports IPV4 and IPV6 and the client is available for Windows, OSX, Linux (ubuntu, fedora, debian repositories at least), OpenBSD and FreeBSD.

    At least that's what they promise, but it has been in development for some time (1999) so I expect it to be pretty good.

  6. Re:PEBCEK is the issue... on Are All Bugs Shallow? Questioning Linus's Law · · Score: 1

    Unless you're writing some insanely complex application like a launcher for thermonuclear missiles, you pretty much will have user error as a major instigator of bugs.

    A launching system for a thermonuclear missile isn't necessarily very complex, it's just vital that it isn't prone to failure.
    I think it's probably a relatively simple system, and hardly comparable to an OS Kernel - which then would then be much more complex.

    Any authors of thermonuclear missile control systems are welcome to falsify/verify this claim, assuming your Slashdot karma is more worth to you than your job/future/life. ;)

    Until you get your code into the hands of users who - for example - will repeatedly hit the ENTER key wile waiting for a response, you don't have a clue what might happen.

    AFAIK, usually the BIOS buffers the keyboard input to prevent this from being a problem. Also a typical program won't take keyboard input until it specifically wants to. This may be simplified, but I hardly think this is a good example of a potential problem.

    I do see your (badly communicated) point though; yes - Usability testing is important.

  7. Re:This definitely on Holy See Declares a "Unique Copyright" On the Pope · · Score: 1

    Absolutely, Catholics are christians and believe in Jesus Christ, hence Christians.

    I've found the quotes from that old T-shirt quite descriptive:

    Protestantism: If shit happens, I have to work harder.
    Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

    Personally I'm a pragmatic agnostic, which would be something along the lines of "If shit happens, it doesn't matter if it's the work of a Deity, they don't seem to care about us anyway."

  8. Re:Technically.. on Lawyer Offers $1M For Proof His Client Could Have Done It; Oops · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You're missing the point.

    The lawyer asked for proof that HIS CLIENT, Nelson Ivan Serrano, was able to travel across two states and kill four people in the time that prosecutors had alleged.

    Not that someone else could do it. The GP points out that this is what Dustin Kolodziej has accomplished and that his claim for the cash will easily be disputed in a court of law. This could be the loophole the lawyer needs to get out of this easily.

    I'm not, and I don't know if GP is, saying this is right - but hey, there's law for you

  9. Metallized Shielding Bags on Cruising Fisherman's Wharf For New Passports' Serial Numbers · · Score: 1

    Metallized shielding bags, the ones computer components often are delivered in.

    You ought to have some lying around, right?

    Note that not all anti-static bags are shielded, but usually the ones for RAM and HD have a metal film that effectively creates a faraday cage.

    They're the shiny ones. ;)

    I learned this when working with RFID used for registering cars passing at tollbooths, the chips and their containers needed to be shielded for transportation to a POS that was on the other side of a tollbooth.

    Better for sticking your passport in, less practical for hats.

  10. Re:Already happened in February on 123456789 Happens Today · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well.

    As the summary states (RTFS?), this is not about epoch time. Also, that event was well covered earlier this yer when it occurred.

  11. That's 12:34 8.7.9 on 123456789 Happens Today · · Score: 1

    for us in Europe (rest of the world?) you insensitive clod.

    But we'll be there in a month!

    Although I'm biased, I've always thought it makes more sense to order dates with the more precise digit first. (DD/MM/YY).

    For chronologically sorting dates represented as integers I guess YYYYMMDD would be handy.

  12. Re:What stupidity. on Texas Makes Zombie Fire Ants · · Score: 1

    It's easy as pie:

    Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
    Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

    http://www.snpp.com/episodes/5F22

  13. That's an interesting way to bankrupt a company. on The Pirate Bay Seeks Interesting Route To "Pay" Fine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now there's a flaw in our economy that's waiting to be exploited. Handling fees that are higher than the amount received, effectively draining the company of cash.

    It would also drain resources and create massive amounts of paperwork. Even though the process may be mostly automated I'd hate to revise those books, assuming enough people had done this.

    Kind of like a distributed denial of service attack.

    Of course it's easily remedied by blocking all cash transfers under a certain amount. I guess you're not obliged to accept money, but still it'd cause some extra work. Probably not enough to bring any given company down, but an interesting thought nonetheless.

  14. Re:Surprise? on Reliability of Computer Memory? · · Score: 1

    No, you're using an integer.

  15. Re:Not the same joke on Dead Parrot Sketch Is 1,600 Years Old · · Score: 1

    Although I agree that the absurdness of the parrot being dead upon purchase is a valid point I like to think there is something more to it. It's also a great commentary on salesmanship and marketing. The amount of excuses and counter arguments the clerk comes up with really points out things that could be concieved as valuable sales traits in the context of todays capitalist world. Selling it as a 'Norwegian Blue' in the first place also supports this view.

    Then again, I could just be a commie reading too much into it ;)

    To the point of comparing it to the original joke, I'd say it's similar, but hardly plagiarism.

  16. Norwegians beat the sweeds to it.. on More on the Swedish Stealth Ship · · Score: 2, Informative

    ..with KNM Skjold. It's a similar vessel built with a similar material. It has a very low radar signature.

    A bullet from the norwegian standard issue AG-3 would go straight trough the whole ship :P

    They've also built mine-sweepers out of similar materials, to aviod magnetism setting off mines.
    More info on KNM Skjold here.

    Only the sweeds would go with NT :P

  17. PEBCAK and the Jedi Mindtrick on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Working as a system administrator/support person I get alot of PEBCAK (problem exists between chair and keyboard). After a while experiencing these problems I've started doing the Jedi Mind Trick hand movement in front of the screen and chanting some gibberish before I sit down to fix the problem.

    It's really hillarious when I then do exactly what they've been trying to do (so they claim) and it works. This leaves the employee with their mouth wide open, staring at me stuttering "b-b-but.."

    Then I leave.

    Try it, it's tons of fun ;)

  18. RFC1149 on Pigeons' Bandwidth Advantage Quantified · · Score: 2, Informative

    They compare it to the implementation of RFC1149 in Bergen by BLUG,however this is clearly a breach of 1149.

    From RFC1149:

    [snip]
    Frame Format

    The IP datagram is printed, on a small scroll of paper, in hexadecimal, with each octet separated by whitestuff and blackstuff. The scroll of paper is wrapped around one leg of the avian carrier. A band of duct tape is used to secure the datagram's edges. The bandwidth is limited to the leg length.
    [/snip]
    See. One IP datagram, one scroll of paper. The community demands interoperability tests if CPIP is ever to become a standard


    *sigh*

  19. Concerning Karma on A TCP/IP Stack and Web Server In BASIC · · Score: 1

    Offtopic, yes I know.
    Anyhow, writing a web server in basic should qualify for som karma points! =)