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Porn Maker Sues 7,000+ For Copyright Infringement

This summer, we discussed news that the producers of The Hurt Locker had sued 5,000 people for sharing the movie over BitTorrent. Reader suraj.sun writes with word that a porn company is now following suit, filing a complaint targeting 7,098 people for illegally sharing one of their films. Quoting: "Axel Braun Productions filed the complaint Friday in US District Court for the Northern District of West Virginia, alleging that the defendants illegally shared the adult film Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. The film was written and directed by Axel Braun and distributed by Vivid Entertainment, one of the country's best known porn studios. ... '**** 'em all,' Braun told Xbiz. 'People don't realize that when you pirate a movie it hurts all of the people who work very hard to get it produced — from the cast to the production assistants to the makeup artists. So we are going after every one of them who pirates our content.'"

374 comments

  1. Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I havent seen this "film". I'll have to download it and check it out now. Thanks.

    I wonder why its so popular? I never thought to myself, "gee, I'd really like to fuck that girl... AS BATMAN!"

    1. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by gustgr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The interesting thing about this flick is that it actually has a history -- weak as it may be, I've seen worse in regular movies. The DVD even includes a 30 minutes long non-porn version of the movie in which all the porn scenes have been cut off.

      This non-porn version is probably just a reordering of the DVD chapters by excluding the porn chapters, but nonetheless it's pretty interesting, it really captures the spirits of the original series.

    2. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by gustgr · · Score: 1

      s/history/story/

    3. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection. So for those who can stand the embarrassment of public admitting sharing that film, there is always a US constitutional challenge, bonus if you win you will strip the movie of it's copyright protection and challenge the whole MPA*/RIA* industry. What makes it interesting is that it will all be from a definitively conservative basis, it would be interesting to watch Republicans publicly attempt to defend copyright protections for pornography.

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    4. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder why its so popular? I never thought to myself, "gee, I'd really like to fuck that girl... AS BATMAN!"

      What the fuck are you doing on Slashdot? Clearly you don't belong here.

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    5. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection. So for those who can stand the embarrassment of public admitting sharing that film, there is always a US constitutional challenge...

      Unfortunately, the copyright clause of the US constitution has been ignored by all courts for decades. Especially the whole "for limited times" bit.

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    6. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What makes it interesting is that it will all be from a definitively conservative basis, it would be interesting to watch Republicans publicly attempt to defend copyright protections for pornography.

      Ha! You think conservatives actually care about following what's in the Constitution, instead of merely invoking its name to support whatever they've dreamed up. Sucker!

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    7. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection.

      The pr0n makers would them make the claim that it is useful for helping men "get it up" so they can service their wives. It's a weak argument but would likely be seen as legitimate. IMHO porn could be considered more "useful" than the latest remakes coming out of mainstream Hollywood.

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    8. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by KDR_11k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The reason porn cannot be sold to minors is that it is considered worthless and thus not protected by the first amendment. Saying that it does have merit would mean it would need first amendment protections as well and the government would no longer be allowed to prevent stores from selling porn to minors.

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    9. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection.

      The pr0n makers would them make the claim that it is useful for helping men "get it up" so they can service their wives. It's a weak argument but would likely be seen as legitimate. IMHO porn could be considered more "useful" than the latest remakes coming out of mainstream Hollywood.

      A much better argument of usefulness would be, that porn helps lonely men satisfy their sexual needs, and thus reduces sex crime. Without porn, the streets would be filled with desperate lonely men seeking out women who don't have sufficiently strong escorts. Not to mention the economic effect, because with porn, these men can live productive lives. Without porn... Well, clearly the civilization would come crashing down in short order.

    10. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This whole suit smells like a viral marketing stunt to me.

    11. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Ok, no wizard hat, and no robe, but it's close, it's close enough!

    12. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      IIRC there was a similar porn movie called "pirates" which also had story... and another called Cleopatra, I've been told...

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    13. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection.

      Non sequitur. You are talking about the motivation for copyright law. A work can be protected by copyright law without promoting the goals of copyright law.

    14. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by kainosnous · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you assume that it would be Republicans and conservatives trying to enforce copyrights. I'll grant that most Republicans and conservatives dislike the spread of immorality, but I tend to think of the copyright crowd as the Democrats. Republicans are more pro business (many are free market, though), so I can see your confusion. Democrats are about big government and want congress to control everything from what we eat to what we believe. Also, at least here in th U.S., the big media companies (excluding Fox News) are almost exclusively left leaning. I think the Republicans would say "I think porn is awful, but as long as we don't have to watch it, I'd fight for their right to make it."

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    15. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection.

      What, are you arguing that procreation is not a "useful art"? ;)

    16. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      it would be interesting to watch Republicans publicly attempt to defend copyright protections for pornography.

      I see the following being said in a dark alley to republicans and democrats alike Hmm senator I'm sure you will support this copyright on porn or this clip of you and Mrs DDelicious might get onto the internet.

      I think they will get lots of support from washington and anywhere else they need it

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    17. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by macraig · · Score: 1

      Ha! You think ANYONE of any party who can currently manage to get into office cares what's in the Constitution? Dennis Kucinich excepted, since he carries that mini-Constitution in his breast pocket, right next to his heart.

    18. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Pharmboy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Christine O'Donnell certainly didn't know what was in the Constitution. Didn't work out for her.

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    19. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're both right. Republicans, Democrats... they fight each other viciously on many issues, but this isn't one of them. When it comes to copyright, their policies are essentially identical: Do what the lobbyists ask.
      If confronted with the issue of porn copyrights, politicians of either side would just clam up and change the subject. They don't want to offend the social conservatives by appearing to support porn (Espicially the republicans, who are very dependant on that group), but they also don't want to raise the profile of copyright as an issue or risk upsetting the campaign contributors. So they'll just dodge the issue.

    20. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Quite possible. It will raise the films profile - and pornographic films can't really use conventional advertising methods.

    21. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 4, Informative

      "The reason porn cannot be sold to minors is that it is considered worthless and thus not protected by the first amendment."

      The reason porn can be sold at all is be cause it is protected by the First Amendment. If it was not protected, then it couldn't be sold to anyone. The fact that it cannot be sold to minors is due to a specific exception to said free speech statutes. In fact, a recent case even suggests that the mere appearance of depicting minors, when they are in fact adults, may be protected as well: (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_v._California)

      "In the recent Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition case, however, the Court held that sexually explicit material that appears to depict minors might be constitutionally protected."

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    22. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by sammyF70 · · Score: 2, Informative

      All things considered, Caligula did have a story too (along with a star cast who distanced themselves from the movie and some hardcore scenes)

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    23. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection.

      Oh please. Following that as a guideline would render 99% of hollywood into the public domain.

    24. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

      The movie is obviously intended for the guys who want to fuck Batgirl, Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy.

      So yeah... My copy is in the mail.

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    25. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Teun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Plus the porn industry is heavily protected by lobbyists from the paper towel industry.

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    26. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by hittman007 · · Score: 1

      Ha! You think conservatives actually care about following what's in the Constitution, instead of merely invoking its name to support whatever they've dreamed up. Sucker!

      First I would take issue with the word Conservative and recommend replacing it with Republican. Believe it or not there is a difference. For example, George W. Bush and his Republican Congress were definitely not Conservative, they clearly spent to much in general...

      On to the opinion you put forth, careful putting out opinions like that.

      It has been my observation over the years that in politics, when someone accusing what they see as an opposing side of something, their side is just as guilty, if not more so, of the same charge.

      I could look up several specific instances of the case but this is off-topic.

      As far as the article goes, if it is protected by the Constitution or any federal law in compliance with the Constitution then they may have a case. If its not they have nothing. Which way does this fall? I don't know. Not happy about the way it falls in the end? Vote for people who will change the law as you think it should be changed.

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    27. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, she did know what was in the Constitution. "Separation of Church and State" does not appear anywhere in the Constitution. It is a phrase coined by Thomas Jefferson. She specifically asked her opponent where that phrase appeared in the Constitution. She then followed up by asking him what five freedoms are in the First Amendment, he was unable to answer her question, but most of the press never bothered to report that.

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    28. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      "Separation of Church and State" is a rephrasing of the establishment clause. Different religions often contradict each other, so there is no way government can codify all religions into law equally. Anytime government gets into the business of religion, it necessarily excludes some religions and is therefore establishing particular religions as preferred or required by the state. The only way to avoid this is to keep government from meddling in religion altogether.

    29. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "conventional advertising"? Hi, my name is the Internet, have we met?

    30. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences"

      Just because a work is of an erotic nature does not disqualify it from protection, regardless of your views on pornography. Under your theory, the work of Maplethorpe does not deserve protection because it does not "promote the useful arts and sciences." And, neither does any fiction or non-useful art, such as still-life paintings.

    31. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as Political Correctness, which is nothing more than suppression of free speech, is an invention of the left, I really doubt so-called liberals actually care about what is in the Constitution either. That does not even mention how the health insurance reform goes against the Interstate trade clause and the 10th Amendment or the continual assault on the 2nd Amendment

      Both sides only interest in what the Constitution contains extends only as far as the contents support their position.

    32. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how does downloading a film I'd never pay money for hurt them at all? if it wasn't available for free, i sure as hell wouldn't buy it.

    33. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by tmosley · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The funny thing is, you probably think Democrats DO.

      If you want REAL change, how about we dump the two corrupt parties that got us into this mess. EVERYONE should vote third party. Don't worry about "throwing your vote away", because the two parties are the same, and things just keep getting worse the longer they stay in power.

    34. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Both sides only interest in what the Constitution contains extends only as far as the contents support their position.

      True. That's why I'd rather not be either.

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    35. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Now technically as the movie can not demonstrate the ability to "promote the useful arts and sciences" under law it is not entitled to copyright protection.

      You have misread the clause in the Constitution. Said authorization regarding promotion of sciences and the useful arts is applied to Congress, the actual laws of the Copyright Act make no such distinction of merit.

      So for those who can stand the embarrassment of public admitting sharing that film, there is always a US constitutional challenge, bonus if you win you will strip the movie of it's copyright protection and challenge the whole MPA*/RIA* industry. What makes it interesting is that it will all be from a definitively conservative basis, it would be interesting to watch Republicans publicly attempt to defend copyright protections for pornography.

      They won't have to bother, you won't even get a lawyer to present the argument, and if you present it pro se, the lawyers you face will just show that the relevant laws and prior cases contain no mention of this phantom argument you're making for copyrights.

      Patents are another story, but you really ought to read the law again.

      Try it here: www.copyright.gov/title17/

    36. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, you probably think Democrats DO.

      Actually I don't, which is why I vote 3rd party, unless the party in question is particularly repugnant. I would much rather see Libertarians and Greens fight over what to do in government than Democrats and Republicans. I don't agree with a single one of Ron Paul's positions on spending or economics, but I'd vote for him for President simply because I know my 1st-amendment rights will be better protected under him than, say, Obama.

      If you want REAL change, how about we dump the two corrupt parties that got us into this mess. EVERYONE should vote third party. Don't worry about "throwing your vote away", because the two parties are the same, and things just keep getting worse the longer they stay in power.

      I won't go so far as to say the two parties are the same. There are meaningful differences between the two. The problem is, as long as the majority votes for one or the other every time, they have an incentive to be as similar as possible. Democrats will typically do best by being only one step to the left of Republicans, Republicans will (usually) do best by being no more than one step to the right of Democrats, and they can united in bipartisan initiatives like warrantless wiretapping, police raids of non-violent protest groups, indefinite detentions without criminal charges, and spending all our money on pork. The more we vote outside the two-party system, the less they'll get away with that crap and the more difference they'll have to show between themselves.

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    37. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      Ha! You think ANYONE of any party who can currently manage to get into office cares what's in the Constitution? Dennis Kucinich excepted, since he carries that mini-Constitution in his breast pocket, right next to his heart.

      He also carries around a teabag (but he started before it was cool!) and a mini Stephen Colbert, though, too. But yeah, who said anything about getting into office? We were talking about little-c conservatives here. Rank and file folks. My experience getting in extensive debates with many conservatives has been that they care about the Constitution until it protects something they don't like, and then they don't.

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    38. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it isn't. The establishment clause is one way. The government must stay out of church, that doesn't mean that church must stay out of government.

      Historically, that's not true. Whenever religion is allowed to interfere in government operations, you usually end up one becoming dominant, i.e. a State Church. And that's what the Framers were trying to avoid. Best to just keep them at arm's length.

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    39. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      "conventional advertising"? Hi, my name is the Internet, have we met?

      I think he means channels such as regular broadcast TV and traditional periodicals. The Internet is far too new to be considered "conventional" yet.

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    40. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 0

      Actually, she did know what was in the Constitution.

      False. She believed the clause that says government can not participate in "establishment of religion" (the Establishment Clause) was not in the First Amendment.

      "Separation of Church and State" does not appear anywhere in the Constitution. It is a phrase coined by Thomas Jefferson.

      True. It was a phrase coined by Jefferson to illustrate what he thought the Establishment Clause meant. Many ordinary Americans like myself and many erudite legal scholars side with Jefferson on this one.

      She specifically asked her opponent where that phrase appeared in the Constitution.

      No, she asked where the principle appeared in the Constitution. When her opponent stated, "Congress shall make no establishment of religion," O'Donnell responded sarcastically and incredulously, "That's in the First Amendment," then smirked as though she'd caught her opponent saying something stupid. Watching the debate, it is abundantly clear that she believed the Establishment Clause is not part of the First Amendment.

      (Coons did omit the words "law respecting an" from the Establishment Clause, but the meaning is the same)

      She then followed up by asking him what five freedoms are in the First Amendment, he was unable to answer her question, but most of the press never bothered to report that.

      She asked him a grade-school question in hopes it would trip him up, and he responded maturely by returning to the subject matter of the debate rather than get off on a fifth-grade-trivia pissing-contest tangent. You construe his unwillingness to answer an irrelevant and distracting question as inability to answer. Quite a leap of logic on your part.

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    41. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It has been my observation over the years that in politics, when someone accusing what they see as an opposing side of something, their side is just as guilty, if not more so, of the same charge.

      Mistake #1: Picking a side.
      Some of us have wisely decided to mock all sides from on high.

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    42. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      Whereas Liberals have no respect for the constitution, except to use the Interstate Commerce clause to broaden their mandate.

      Look at all the bullshit that has been spread because of a liberal interpretation of the phrase "well regulated" in the second amendment. That phrase is not an allowance for endless red tape, and it in fact means that everybody should be using standard calibers in their guns.

      Liberal interpretation (politically) of the constitution has always been about twisting the intent of the document to match the completely non-matching intent of the liberal politician.

    43. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by geckoFeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Of course the phrase "Wall of Separation of Church and State" (note my attempts at 18th-cent. capitalization) doesn't appear in the constitution. You left out the "wall" part, but that's important because it's the reason the phrase doesn't appear. It's a metaphor, and has no place in a legal document such as a constitution. Thomas Jefferson used it later to explain his understanding of the 1st Amendment. Since he wrote the thing in the first place, he gets a pass here.

    44. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 0, Troll

      Thomas Jefferson used it later to explain his understanding of the 1st Amendment. Since he wrote the thing in the first place, he gets a pass here.

      Umm, no, he didn't. He was actually out of the country when the First Amendment was written.James Madison wrote the First Amendment.
      Additionally, if you read the letter where Thomas Jefferson used that phrase, you discover that he envisioned it as a one way "wall". The government is restricted from interfering with the "church", the "church" is not restricted from influencing the government.

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    45. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Founders put the Establishment clause in partly to assure everyone that the Federal Government would not establish a particular Church in conflict with the established Church of the several states, which would have happened if the Federal government established a Church since various states had different state Churches.

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    46. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      By your definition, who IS a conservative? I see a few people, some of whom began the Tea Party movement and were/are focused on cutting spending, but they are a relative handful. They are heavily outnumbered by people who call themselves conservatives, claim that cutting spending is important, and then propose massive cuts for social spending and a blank check for war and police spending. To make it look like they are sincerely against big government and big spending programs, they flat out lie, by such methods as hiding such things as veterans related costs, military base expenditures and foreign aid that is earmarked only for buying US made weapons systems in the civilian side of the budget. (And that's not to mention Black Ops programs that are hidden everywhere). Others lie by talking as though Social Security comes from income taxes and is part of the general fund instead of having its own tax, or various other tricks that suggest they either failed high school civics or think their constituents all did. A conservative who supports that there are now seventeen civilian government agencies that have personnel carrying fully automatic assault weapons, grenade launchers, and machine guns isn't a conservative, he or she is a big socialist government statist, period. The right, at this point, is probably 90% made up of people who don't fit your definition.

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    47. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Then you just ignore their radical Tea Partier fundamentalist, not regular political supporters but gun bearing, angry radicals who demand observance of their religious sensibilities. You are obviously unaware how rapidly and aggressively they will attack those who betray them. So the religious right can be mocked for supporting politicians who support the use of tax payer dollars to protect the profitability of pornography.

      Keeping in mind free speech is infringed by copyright and you are not preventing the production of it, you are just questioning whether tax payer dollars should be used to protect the profitability of it. Whether citizens should be punished for damaging the profitability of porn, which is of course the goal of the religious right whose tax dollars are currently used to promote the profitability of pornography vis copyright laws and via ACTA there will be an enormous increase in the tax funded protection of pornography profits.

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    48. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet nobody has explained how a church-run government is any different than a government-run church.

      Don't explain it to me, explain it to the tribal medicine man who got busted for possessing hallucinogens a couple of days ago.

    49. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      It's a science, since by definition it has reproducible results.

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    50. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      No under the law, the public would define which works fulfil the requirements of the US constitution and are entitled to protection no different from patents. As copyrights infringe upon free speech, their must be public value as defined under the constitution for it to do so. I have no interest in what work is approved or rejected, just that copyrights as for patents should pass muster prior to wasting tax dollars protecting the profitability of it.

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    51. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      She was still splitting hairs, I saw the thing. Although "separation" doesn't appear, it's pretty well established. She also asked her opponent what the 14th amendment says... when it's on the Tea Party's platform!

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    52. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Thinboy00 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the 14th amendment fucked that up pretty well... Maybe that's why the tea party wants to repeal it? If so, I'm now even more afraid of them than I already was!

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    53. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Founders put the Establishment clause in partly to assure everyone that the Federal Government would not establish a particular Church in conflict with the established Church of the several states, which would have happened if the Federal government established a Church since various states had different state Churches.

      Yes, I wasn't too clear. I meant a State Church as in "The Church of England" or something similar. I wasn't referring to individual states.

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    54. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The establishment clause is one way. The government must stay out of church, that doesn't mean that church must stay out of government.

      But if the church becomes part of government, wouldn't that make the government involved in church affairs? You can't both join the government and still keep your "not part of the government" status at the same time.

    55. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If you don't vote for anyone, not even one of the "others", you're also part of the problem then.

      Because there is no good reason for the Two Parties to change if they keep getting > 98% of all the votes.

      In contrast even when one of the Two Parties still wins, if that percentage starts dropping fast, you will see change eventually.

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    56. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by TheLink · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought the Slashdot crowd were more inclined to robes and wizard hats...

      Times change I guess :).

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    57. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by macraig · · Score: 1

      My experience getting in extensive debates with many conservatives has been that they care about the Constitution until it protects something they don't like, and then they don't.

      I think you might be thinking of Capitalists rather than Conservatives. Capitalists indulge their natural selfish urges, by definition. Could you find a Conservative Socialist? I dunno, but those two Cees aren't necessarily synonymous. I'm a literal "conservative", but I ain't never been a capitalist.

    58. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The position of the parties (any and all parties) is that there is no constitutional issue, because the constitution directly gives the power to Congress. Specifically, Article 1, Section 8, "Powers of Congress", has the paragraph "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries". I don't like how they're using the power, and I don't like how they dodge questions about it... but I can't dispute that they do have the power.

      The only way sure way of changing that is by narrowing it down with an amendment, which would take 3/4 of the states agreeing to do so (because no way is 2/3 of congress going to agree to giving up some power). In other words, it doesn't even make sense to even TRY to influence the senate/house campaigns of political parties on this issue. Instead, get 36 or more States. For many, you may be able to get it as a binding state referendum on the issue; that's great, you can bypass politicians and go directly to the People for a vote. For others, you'll have to get a majority of each individual state legislature to go along with it. (They have parties, but are potentially a lot less partisan than the federal equivalent).

      If we can't get that, our only wiggle room would come from the federal supreme court striking out chunks of specific laws, if it rules that they overstep the (very vague!) single-sentence paragraph quoted above. And it'd only take out an actual chunk of current law if they ruled that the copyright duration is effectively not limited. The other angle (saying something is not science/useful/art) could only be applied to strike down a specific copyright/patent/trademark.

    59. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Hahaha.. you do have a point.

    60. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that one of the things she blurted out when he was ignoring her because he was speaking, it was his turn to speak and she was either willfully breaking or idiotically unaware of the basic rules of the debate? Sorry, the woman is clearly an idiot. One of those people who is perfectly comfortable speaking in front of her adoring fans who won't challenge her in any way, but who fails completely dealing with anyone else.

    61. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I downloaded it just because of all the noise and watched it. It stinks IMHO. I've seen much better porn from the '80's where the actors don't look like their having sex three times a day, every working day. After a while, even sex becomes boring if you do it too often.

      I recommend 'Breakin' It' from the early 1980's, it's real good.

    62. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would be interesting to watch Republicans publicly attempt to defend copyright protections for pornography

      now that's a movie i would download!

    63. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      The government is restricted from interfering with the "church", the "church" is not restricted from influencing the government.

      Even if you take that supposition as a given, it's still not relevant to the O'Donnell debate. She was trying to argue in favor of public schools (funded by the government .. not sure which level of government, but let's assume federal funding is involved until someone corrects me ;3) espousing Christian doctrine, which would represent Congressional law made to fund the establishment of religion.

      Saying that religion can influence government is pretty meaningless. Of course religious people can vote and religions get to lobby so long as anyone with an agenda is allowed to lobby, however that in turn cannot lead to laws favoring any religion so long as we have a superior law preventing it.

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    64. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      "Well regulated" refers to the militia, not the guns. Personally I'm for the freedom to bear arms that can be used by Just Folks to stop modern armies: RPGs, shoulder launched SAMs, assault rifles, and lot and lots of high explosives. That's the only kind of militia that makes sense in this day and age. Does the second amendment allow all that?

    65. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      ... as a rod was displayed there?

    66. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      *sputter* new keyboard. you. owe. me... (and paper towels?)

    67. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      You are assuming "the problem" is the two-party system. While the Two Party system is Bad, I do not believe a Three or Ten party system would put a dent in the real problem.

      The real problem, and the reason I don't vote, is because my vote doesn't count. Neither does yours. There is no hyperbole at all to the supposition that our votes are just drops in the bucket, in fact that analogy is quite conservative. It would be quite a large bucket to hold anything on the scale of one hundred million drops. Dividing those drops into 3 or 10 gargantuan buckets won't change that trouble one iota.

      The real problem is that we're being divided into buckets at all. The real problem is the Representative aspect of our Representative Democracy. We're not voting on issues, we're voting on a tiny cast of people and they in turn reliably ignore the reasons we voted for them to begin with. If we had a deferal democracy instead of representative, then I would not only vote, I would campaign.

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    68. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      Bah, screw what people think the word Conservative or Republican means. Both words have been successfully poached by religious anti-progressive warmongers to mean "religious, anti-progressive warmongers".

      It's time for self-identified "true conservatives" to toss the word out and chose another one, or they will never be properly understood by their peers. Once you've done that please clarify where you stand on each polarizing issue too, since I don't see a lot of people agreeing on anything. You're for smaller government and lower taxes, that sounds clear enough. Are you pro-capitalism? Some guy up-thread said no. Are you pro-war? pro-religion? anti-progress? (I think that is the dictionary definition of "conservative", right?) pro-guns? pro-censorship? anti-gay-marriage? anti-marijuana? pro-prison-expansion? I mean, the gamut is pretty wide for divergent ideas here.

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    69. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by hittman007 · · Score: 1

      By your definition, who IS a conservative?

      Wow.

      First off, not me. I once thought I was a republican, then as time went on I realized that I was not. I then thought I was a conservative however I discovered that this was not the case when I actually did research on the subject.

      I do have many conservative friends (and many liberal friends as well, go figure).

      What you put forth for examples of conservatism don't even remotely match anything that the conservatives I know believe.

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    70. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, it allows that. Unfortunately the liberal interpretation of the phrase "well regulated" has quashed that particular freedom.

      In the old days, it was perfectly legal to arm a civilian ship with as many cannon as you could afford. We actually begged private captains to do this, then gave them licenses to kick the crap out of British sailing ships and take the booty!

      As you said, in the age of modern militaries, it isn't sensible to disallow the use of weapons that would be effective against armor and air power, as the point of the 2nd amendment is not hunting and target shooting, but violent overthrow of a government out of control.

    71. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Seeing as porn is one of the best selling genres, I would say the public has defined porn as a "useful art". You are hoist on your own petard.

    72. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought the Slashdot crowd were more inclined to robes and wizard hats...

      Hey, we like variety.

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    73. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      I think you might be thinking of Capitalists rather than Conservatives.

      Why is it everyone assumes I don't know what a conservative is? First people tell me I mean Republican, not Conservative. No, I don't: I'm not talking about people who are running for office with "R" next to their name, I'm not talking about registered Republicans, I'm talking about people whose political positions lie at the right flank of what Republicans usually stand for and people who vote for the Constitution party, or the Libertarian party, or the Republican party, whoever has the candidate with the best conservative credentials in a given race.

      Now you're telling me I'm really talking about Capitalists. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm talking about people who say, "you can't take away my guns, it's in the Constitution!" because guns are something they believe in, but when you talk about the free speech rights of people who criticize US military policy they tell you those people are "idiots" who don't count because that criticism is not something they believe in. I don't see anything Capitalist about that. I also don't see anything Conservative (per se) about that, but these are folks who are conservative in basically every other sense (opposing social change, uncritically upholding tradition, claiming to care about budget deficits except when a conservative president is in office, et cetera) and who call themselves "conservative", so I take them at their word on that and call them conservatives as well.

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    74. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      If you don't vote for anyone, not even one of the "others", you're also part of the problem then.

      Who said anything at all about not voting? I was talking about equal-opportunity mocking.

      Because there is no good reason for the Two Parties to change if they keep getting > 98% of all the votes.

      I agree. That's why I vote third-party when I can and for independent candidates in the rare occasions when the two-party system fields them. Russ Feingold cast the sole vote against the draconian and Orwellian "USA Patriot" act, and I voted for him twice, though unfortunately it was not enough to save him from being tea-bagged.

      In contrast even when one of the Two Parties still wins, if that percentage starts dropping fast, you will see change eventually.

      We hope. Either way, it's still fun to mock all involved on both sides.

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    75. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by fishexe · · Score: 1

      First I would take issue with the word Conservative and recommend replacing it with Republican. Believe it or not there is a difference. For example, George W. Bush and his Republican Congress were definitely not Conservative,

      Funny, they all called themselves conservatives, and voters who self-identify as "conservative" repeatedly voted for them. But I'm not talking about George W. Bush or the Republican congress in my original post. I'm talking about ordinary folks who live in small towns like the one where I grew up who call themselves conservative, and I'm talking about pundits like Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter who are considered conservative voices, and I'm talking about Tea Partiers who think wearing those funny hats gives them more standing to talk about the Constitution than people who've actually studied the Constitution.

      they clearly spent to much in general...

      So your definition of "Conservative" is "not spending too much"? What about Reagan, who ran on a platform of fiscal and social conservatism and then dramatically enlarged federal spending? What about Edmund Burke? The traditional definition of conservative has always been support for traditional institutions and opposition to social change. I know that ever since Goldwater published "Conscience of a Conservative" the movement has been hitched to fiscal responsibility as part of its ideological platform, but that doesn't make fiscal responsibility the definition of conservative.

      As far as the article goes, if it is protected by the Constitution or any federal law in compliance with the Constitution then they may have a case. If its not they have nothing.

      Of course, but many conservatives I've known don't see it that way. Many conservatives I've known don't care about Constitutional freedoms when they're invoked by pornographers, or gays, or people who might be terrorists, or people who've had abortions. I say the Constitution applies to all equally.

      Which way does this fall? I don't know. Not happy about the way it falls in the end? Vote for people who will change the law as you think it should be changed.

      I plan on so voting. What does that have to do with criticizing conservative hypocrisy?

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    76. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only part of the 14th amendment that I have seen anyone in the tea party say they want to repeal is the part where any baby born to any person inside the U.S. is a U.S. citizen, the so called "anchor-baby" provision. However, that is not a position of the tea party per se, merely a position of some members of the tea party movement.

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    77. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Where did you find an organization that represented a large enough group of members of the tea partys to write a "Tea Party Platform"? The closest thing I can find to a "Tea Party platform" is the "Contract from America" which nowhere mentions the 14th Amendment. The "Contract from America" is not something that has a consensus of those who consider themselves part of the Tea Party, but I think that most would agree that it addresses the issues that are important to the Tea Part movement (although many would choose to address some of the issues in a somewhat different manner).

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    78. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1

      Not quite - as soon as church gets into government, the establishment clause applies. The only way the establishment clause doesn't apply to church is stay out of the role of "government"

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    79. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      You left out the "wall" part, but that's important because it's the reason the phrase doesn't appear. It's a metaphor, and has no place in a legal document such as a constitution. Thomas Jefferson used it later to explain his understanding of the 1st Amendment.

      That's actually a really good point too for another reason. Jefferson was also a strong advocate for states' rights and a minimal Federal government. He was the one who came up with the idea that the Federal government has no powers except those explicitly granted to it by the states (which in turn have their powers granted to them by the people). When he said the thing about a wall separating Church and State, he was envisioning the State doing a few limited things and being totally orthogonal to what churches do.

      If he were alive to see the Federal government we have today, consuming over 20% of the country's GDP (nearly 40% if you include state spending), and involved in all sorts of things which cross paths with churches such as education and funding social welfare programs, he would probably be aghast and reconsider the metaphor since the situation he was applying it to clearly no longer exists today. Context matters.

    80. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      I'll have to go get some crypton ... on earth that's called viagra.

    81. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution "The Congress shall have Power... To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;"

      It's not so much the motivation for copyright law as the definition and scope of the Congress' power to enact copyright law. It could be argued that copyright law stops being constitutionally valid once it stops promoting the progress of science. On the other hand this is a lot like the wrangling over the "A well regulated militia" preamble of the second amendment.

    82. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The reason porn can be sold at all is be cause it is protected by the First Amendment. If it was not protected, then it couldn't be sold to anyone.

      Of course it could, you just might expect to suffer a violence from an oppressive government for doing so.

      It's important not to be euphemistic when talking about rights.

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    83. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Stalinist libertarians disagree with you.

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    84. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by toadlife · · Score: 1

      If he were alive to see the Federal government we have today, consuming over 20% of the country's GDP (nearly 40% if you include state spending), and involved in all sorts of things which cross paths with churches such as education and funding social welfare programs, he would probably be aghast and reconsider the metaphor since the situation he was applying it to clearly no longer exists today. Context matters.

      He might be horrified by it, or, given the changing times, he might be all for it. 1780 and 2010 are part of the context that matters.

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    85. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! I just spat coffee at my monitor.

    86. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "It's important not to be euphemistic when talking about rights."

      I don't think the word euphemistic means what you think it does, and I am certain that you failed to comprehend the simple fact that we were speaking specifically about legality, and that there is therefore no reason to explicitly qualify my statement in that regard.

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    87. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      You're saying the left created politics?

      Political Correctness has been around as long as politics itself.

    88. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      Money always wins.

    89. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by alexo · · Score: 1

      If you want REAL change, how about we dump the two corrupt parties that got us into this mess. EVERYONE should vote third party. Don't worry about "throwing your vote away", because the two parties are the same, and things just keep getting worse the longer they stay in power.

      While a lot of people do seem to understand that even if they get "their" bastard elected over the "other one" he will still screw them at every opportunity, the next logical step of not voting for either is unfortunately beyond most.

    90. Re:Havent seen it. Let me go Download it... by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      I am afraid you do not understand the term "Political Correctness".

  2. Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    they're cuming after you.

    1. Re:Careful... by process · · Score: 1

      they're cuming for you.

      There, fixed that for you.

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    2. Re:Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gimme 5 minutes and I'll turn the tables!

  3. I agree by should_be_linear · · Score: 5, Funny

    'People don't realize that when you pirate a movie it hurts all of the people who work very hard to get it produced'

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    1. Re:I agree by SpeedyDX · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah! Those pirates are going down! They better look for legal protection and make sure their defence doesn't have any holes. Simply arguing that someone took advantage and had backdoor access to your wifi won't cut it. Braun is acting as a missionary for the rest of the porn industry to spread the seeds of change and finally rid it of piracy.

    2. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Man, I can see that this is going to be a long, hard grind for blindfolded mistress.

    3. Re:I agree by EdIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You think you are funny don't you?

      This is serious . Those poor fluffers working on the set did not get paid because of these acts of pornographic piracy.....

    4. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably get paid flat fees just like every other movie 'stars', so, you're really just ripping off the firms not the 'hard workers'

    5. Re:I agree by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you're saying is that those pirates are totally fucked.

    6. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If downloading normal movies is stealing, shouldn't be downloading porn be rape?

      I can't believe these rapists haven't been jailed yet. Rape is disgusting.

    7. Re:I agree by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I imagine viagra put a lot of them out of work some time ago.

    8. Re:I agree by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      If I had worked on a movie titled "Batman XXX", I would expect to be compensated generously for the injury to my dignity alone.

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    9. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fluffers ... I learned something new today :)

    10. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is serious . Those poor fluffers working on the set did not get paid because of these acts of pornographic piracy.....

      FTFY ya noob!

    11. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if someone jerked off to the normal blockbuster movie, would it also be a rape, or more like "stealing a virginity" ?

    12. Re:I agree by mutewinter · · Score: 1

      6 years ago on the most popular message board for pornographers everyone loved to boast about downloading MP3s, movies, and pirated software. Of course anyone who pointed out the irony was trolled out of the thread. You could say that some members of the porn industry are now on the receiving end.

    13. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should exist a hypocrisy defense in the copyright law. A copyright of a person would be protected to the absolute value of the value of the works minus the value of the works of which copyright the person has infringed against.

    14. Re:I agree by Donoman · · Score: 1

      When nerds try to make dirty jokes...

    15. Re:I agree by gknoy · · Score: 1

      To think, if you'd played Fallout 2, you'd have known that years ago! :)

    16. Re:I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANA Fluffer but I think most production crew get paid a flat rate and not a percentage of sales.

  4. Intellectual Property by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is DC Comics getting royalties from this film?

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    1. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm guessing not. And before someone goes off about how US copyright law protects parody and it's been proven in court, parody for profit is a copyright infringement if the maker does not change the trademarked name.

    2. Re:Intellectual Property by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not a dime, but DC gets to watch their childhood hero face fuck the joker...

      OH FUCK. I downloaded the gay one...

      wrong torrent.

    3. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You downloaded Batman & Robin??

    4. Re:Intellectual Property by ethan961 · · Score: 1

      One would hope that they see this case and sue their asses for not obtaining permission etc. I am personally disgusted at the amount of greed and suing going on in North America, but you know what, show the fuckers who's who and punish them for being the asshats they are being by suing all these people out of greed.

    5. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you sure? can trademark infringement really change the status of the copyright?

    6. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are portraying it as a parody, so it is deemed to be fair use.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody

    7. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are portraying it as a parody, so it is deemed to be fair use.

      It's a trademark issue.

    8. Re:Intellectual Property by angelwolf71885 · · Score: 0

      they cant because parody is protected under free speech and DONT require permission to make distribute or sell ask weird al the supreme court ruled a long time ago that parody is protected and not infringing just weird al likes to maintain good relationships with artists so nows all we have to do is tag everything with parody and the RIAA and MPAA cant touch anyone brilliant

    9. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Miss, the . symbol is not patented. Let your periods flow!

    10. Re:Intellectual Property by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      I would imagine they called their film "A Porn Parody" specifically for the purposes of trying to invoke parody as an aspect of Fair Use.

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    11. Re:Intellectual Property by sorak · · Score: 1

      Nope. That's why they call it a parody. IANAL, so I can't give the specifics, but you can get away with quite a bit more when you are making a parody, as opposed to a porn that attempts to capitalize on a theme.

    12. Re:Intellectual Property by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

      Oh, they'll probably wait to see if it actually passes in court. If it does, they can sue these filmmakers for profiting off the Batman name. Because they probably weren't before.

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    13. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like angelwolf tried to say you are dead wrong. There are many exceptions, including fair use, educational contexts and importantly parody. The reasons are 18th century obscurities, but since when has that stopped the law?

    14. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was exactly what I was pointing out. We all know parody is well protect. Parody protection doesn't let you violate their "trademark" ie. "BATMAN" though.

    15. Re:Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a dime, but DC gets to watch their childhood hero face fuck the joker...

      I thought Two-Face used a silver dollar...not a dime.

  5. Good. by dontPanik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know what? Good for the porn company.
    It's messed up that the EFF thinks that it's not okay to sue thousands of people at once. In my eyes, it seems like that's the best way to deal with it.
    I mean, piracy is messed up. I pirate things, but I know that pirating things doesn't help the people that create it. Music, movies, books, porn, no matter what you are pirating it. The only way to sensibly deal with this in court is to deal with everyone who's committing the "crime" (I say crime in quotations because I'm not going to say if piracy is really a crime).
    So I say good job porn makers. You guys are getting shafted, and it is messed up.

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    1. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These porn guys are suing people for infringing "their" copyright. (I say their in quotations because the porn company is infringing on DC Comics copyright.)

      Ironic?

    2. Re:Good. by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm going to have to disagree with you. The old media want you to believe that the only way they can make money is by selling you their product, but frankly the world has changed and that distribution method is not only outdated but obsolete due to technologies like BitTorrent. In a nutshell, there is very little benefit in trying to sell an infinitely copyable item to people who can make their own copies.

      Clearly people want the product. What they don't want is to have to pay for it. Surely an imaginative company like Vivid could find a way to distribute their product in this new paradigm.

    3. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its going to bite them in the ass....so to speak.
      Funny thing about Porn, you really dont need much to make it. I would guess that a sizeable amount of the porn on the net is amatuer stuff that people are willing to put up for the thrill of it. Sure it isnt glossy and neatly packaged, but I would guess that if people knew they were gonna get sued, they will just move on to different non copyrighted stuff. Looks to me like they will slowly erode thier audience with this measure.

      Additionally, has anyone ever contacted the people they were going to sue and simply offered for them to simply pay up the actual cost for what they downloaded and then would drop them off the "sue list"?

    4. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No, fuck no. Lawsuits are already badly skewed against the defenders (venue shopping, forcing the defender to travel, legal costs of tens of thousands of dollars to defend against copying one DVD). Why the fuck should it be made even easier to file suit? Let them sue each person individually, doing the paperwork and paying the filing fee one person at a time.

      > You guys are getting shafted, and it is messed up.
      If they were suing for the actual damage done, maybe tripled, I'd be much more sympathetic. But it's clear from their "f' 'em all" quote that they're going for blood. F' 'em right back.

    5. Re:Good. by hughperkins · · Score: 1

      I agree with the gp, who as far as I can tell is not trolling but genuinely expressing his true opinion, which I happen to also agree with.

      Which doesn't mean I think they should all get sued for insane amounts of money, but maybe something in the region of receiving a speeding ticket or two might be appropriate?

      Right now, people pirate because they can. Not because it's right, but because they can get away with it, and it makes their lives easier, and it saves them money. None of those are in my opinion reasons to obtain property that someone else created by means that they don't agree with.

    6. Re:Good. by hughperkins · · Score: 1

      Missing a comma and stuff:

      None of those are in my opinion reasons to obtain property that someone else created, by distribution means that the creators don't agree with.

    7. Re:Good. by hughperkins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > If they were suing for the actual damage done, maybe tripled, I'd be much more sympathetic. But it's clear from their "f' 'em all" quote that they're going for blood. F' 'em right back.

      Well, sueing is an expensive business, for everyone.

      Perhaps it might be better if it was prosecuted more along the lines of receiving a parking ticket, or a speeding fine? Easier all round, and no insane fines which seem to me, and to you, insanely out of proportion to the actions taken and the damage one might consider to have been done.

    8. Re:Good. by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually the amateur stuff is just plain better. The "moaning" of women in the pro stuff is so obviously fake that it just sort of take me right out of the moment, the amateur stuff is much more realistic and on the whole just more fun to watch. Of course you have a lot of crap too, but thats why we have ratings systems.

    9. Re:Good. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they could limit it to live performances. That wouldn't really benefit society though.

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    10. Re:Good. by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would really be more appropriate. Both speeding and piracy just happen all the time and the direct harm is fairly low though it should still be discouraged.

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    11. Re:Good. by Spad · · Score: 1

      No they're not, parody is one of the clearly defined exceptions in copyright law.

    12. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But trademarks aren't. If they had called the porno "Batguy" or "Batdude", they'd be clear. Calling it "Batman" is a blatant trademark violation.

    13. Re:Good. by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      If this was the case Warner would have begun suing them before it was even released.

    14. Re:Good. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I think there's a general aversion to companies suing individuals. Being sued is not fun, even if you win and get costs covered. Considering the harm done it seems unfair.

      We need a much better way to deal with this sort of thing than companies suing.

    15. Re:Good. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      You think the old ways should be changed? Change the law. Don't go breaking existing laws. If I think taxes should be obsolete, do I stop paying them? No, I do what I can to change the laws so that taxes are abolished, or at least lowered.
      I also pirate movies, esp. porn, but I don't go around pretending it is OK. It is illegal and as long as the laws don't change, they have the right to sue whomever downloaded the movie illegally.
      We are living in a society. As such, we are bounded by rules. If you don't like the rules, move somewhere else. You can't have the benefits of society without the costs.

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    16. Re:Good. by hldn · · Score: 1

      absolutely. "professionally" made porn is only good for having a laugh at how ridiculous and absurd it is.

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    17. Re:Good. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      And give the film free publicity? This is the internet era. Trying to oppreess information is the surest way to make sure it's propagated. Or have you forgotten about the 09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0?

    18. Re:Good. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The expense is usually less for companies. The big ones have their own legal departments, and they always have more money so any loss is proportional. A $30,000 legal bill will financially ruin many people, but for even a modest corporation it's easily affordable. Most civil cases of company v individual just end in settlement favorable to the company once the individual realises that even if they win, they lose.

    19. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting idea but it wouldn't work. How would it be enforced? What's the speed camera equivalent for catching pirates?
      Human monitoring is clearly too expensive and not feasible on a massive scale.
      We could try automated P2P monitoring. But what do you think the Slashdot response would be? They don't even trust humans to manually process and trace pirates, why would they trust software?
      We could give these powers and responsibility to the police, but have you seen the anti-police conspiracy nuts here? Extending police powers, having them enforce civil law would take us back to the days of the flat earth nutcases
      And what would the fines be? I'll give you a hint, there's this little formula I use to sort that out:
      IF piracy_fine>0 THEN Slashdot_Moral_Outrage++

      You have a good idea and a rational, logical solution but let's face it there is no pleasing the Slashdot groupthing when it comes to fighting piracy, rationality and logic does not exist here.

    20. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Now that these guys have drawn attention to themselves, that might just happen.

    21. Re:Good. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      It's messed up that the EFF thinks that it's not okay to sue thousands of people at once

      When those people all live in different jurisdictions, and some of them would have difficulty getting to the court where they are being sued, then no, it is not OK to sue them all at the same time. If the porn maker wants to sue all of these people, they should sue each one of them individually, in the proper jurisdiction; anything else is an abuse of the legal system.

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    22. Re:Good. by omglolbah · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've found that when you overlay the MST3K 'shadow' and put it up on a 42" tv at a party it can be horribly amusing for everyone to make up comments about the movie.

      Even the girls find it hilarious :p (Feel I have to point this out as I suspect I will be flamed to hell for suggesting this :p)

    23. Re:Good. by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      It's messed up that the EFF thinks that it's not okay to sue thousands of people at once.

      How does one present their individual defense if they're lumped in with a 1000 other defendants. I think your point is it would be a whole lot more efficient to deal with people if they weren't allowed to defend themselves in court. I'm just flabbergasted at that notion. The idea that we should throw out constitutional protections to save corporations money is clearly fascism.

      BTW these group trials are just to subpoena records. As soon as they get the records they'll drop the case and send infringement letters to the individuals. Even these large-scale subpoena trials can turn into a madhouse with the attempts to suppress.

    24. Re:Good. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Ignoring the legal quagmire, can I ask, did you ever purchase something you had already pirated? I only ask because I've never seen a negative response yet, indicating piracy increases sales.

    25. Re:Good. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It's messed up that the EFF thinks that it's not okay to sue thousands of people at once.

      It is messed up to sue thousands of people at once. If you need to sue thousands of people, do it one at a time. Each act of copying is a separate tort, and each defendant deserves their own day in court.

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    26. Re:Good. by russotto · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You think the old ways should be changed? Change the law. Don't go breaking existing laws.

      "Change the law" is the cry of the supporter of the status quo who wishes his opponents to waste their efforts in futile activities. The supporters of these laws are far too powerful to allow any change. They claim to be hurt by violations of the law. If that is _true_, then the best way to change the law is to violate it, hoping to weaken or destroy the law's supporters. If it is _false_, then there is no way to change the law, and the choices amount to breaking it or knuckling under.

    27. Re:Good. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Of course it saves them money. For people making close to minimum wage, their time feels like it's worth trivial amounts, but so's their non-essentials spending. People making more, who have more disposable income, typically value their time more too. The extra time to seek out a copy by torrent is typically less than to find the item in a brick and mortar store, and sometimes less than to get a legitimate copy electronically. From various consumer perspectives, not just the cash cost but the time invested cost is high, often too high. There are ways to make the cash cost more reasonable (not just dropping the price either - the value added for a pressed DVD over a home burned one, with typical packaging extras, is real, but consumers need to be sold on it, and there are always going to be some who don't see why they would want a disk to play in 10 years, especially for a product like this.). These methods of retaining cash value to keep potential consumers interested may or may not help companies such as Vivid stay afloat, but they won't even possibly save the industry if they don't also recognise the problems with time related value.

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    28. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But trademarks aren't. If they had called the porno "Batguy" or "Batdude", they'd be clear. Calling it "Batman" is a blatant trademark violation.

      Take a look at what's floating around the .torrents these days. There seems to be a whole series of pr0n films, all of the form "This Is Not {TV Show|Movie}: 'An X-Rated Parody'".

      Even intellectual property lawyers are smart enough to realize that they're going to have trouble convincing a judge that a reasonable person could be confused between a product branded as "Batman(TM)" and a competing product entitled "This is not Batman: an X-Rated Parody". (Even a judge might be able to figure out it's a parody, and that "This is not Batman" is not, in fact, the goddamn Batman)

    29. Re:Good. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The creators don't agree in many cases with my right to sell my legally purchased copy, or to buy one that's been used by someone else who did buy from the creators agreed distribution channel. The creators sometimes use methods such as region encoding to try and keep me from buying some things at all (at least in the version I want), then complain that I didn't buy what they didn't want to sell me. Copyright was never intended by the constitution to let the creators have an unlimited right to control all aspects of distribution, just as patents were not intended to also let the producer rely on trade secrets for protection.

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    30. Re:Good. by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      As opposed to advanced moral reasoning:

      The Law exists in order to dispense Justice. Therefore, every Just man does not only have the right, but the obligation to oppose unjust law.

      (M.L King, Letter from a Jail in Birmingham, from the top of my head since I can't seem to find that on the net anywhere. Probably a matter of copyright or some such.)

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    31. Re:Good. by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Ah - my google-fu returned. The thing can indeed be found here: http://www.africa.upenn.edu/Articles_Gen/Letter_Birmingham.html

      Turns out what I posted was more of a paraphrase than a quote - I was connecting this passage:

      I had hoped that the white moderate would understand that law and order exist for the purpose of establishing justice and that when they fail in this purpose they become the dangerously structured dams that block the flow of social progress

      with this one, that actually occurs a few paragraphs before:

      One may well ask: "How can you advocate breaking some laws and obeying others?" The answer lies in the fact that there are two types of laws: just and unjust. I would be the first to advocate obeying just laws. One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. I would agree with St. Augustine that "an unjust law is no law at all."

      But the one that really encapsulated my thinking (that made me respond in the first place) is this one:

      First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season." Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection.

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    32. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says the guy who's never even slept with a woman. No woman moans like that in real life unless she takes you for a fool and is trying to make you feel better about your lousy performance.

      Heavy breathing, eye contact, some dirty talk or outright expression of what each partner feels at the moment is what really happens and it's a hell of a bigger turn-on to those of us who do actually have sex lives.

    33. Re:Good. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Of course you have a lot of crap too, but thats why we have ratings systems.

      Dude, just filter out that kind of stuff.
      (What? It's the apocalypse and the puns are out in force. Live with it :p. ... )

    34. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which doesn't mean I think they should all get sued for insane amounts of money, but maybe something in the region of receiving a speeding ticket or two might be appropriate

      Unfortunately, speeding tickets only work because they avert a sufficient amount of expensive personal and property damage to finance their enforcement. From patrol officers to catch the speeders to judicial infrastructure to allow the accused to potentially argue their case to processing the payments and dealing with the non-payers, etc etc etc.

      If you ticket a person who has downloaded content in some non-legal fashion, will you drag them to court if they say "screw you, I'm not paying?" Will you drag a thousand or ten thousand to court if they all say that? It costs more than your ticket to force them to comply. Will the industry make enough money to herd the cats? Will their profits go up enough to continue cannibalizing their own fans? If they are literally too cheap to buy a DVD, how many of them are also judgment proof? (hint, I am judgment proof)

      You cannot use censorship to force a toll payment to bar people from knowing public facts. Digital information makes every media we consume from movies to music to video games into durable facts, and publishing those facts via canned copies makes them public facts. It will ALWAYS be cost effective for consumers to get a copy from someone else on the globe who has one, given little enough value of their time and footwork, and it will NEVER be cost effective for media producers to stop them. Media producers can sell the copies for low enough price that it's no longer worth your time to get an unauthorized copy (see: ITunes store) or they can sell things that are not easily copied digital facts, such as live performances or limited edition physical media or merchandise or fan involvement. They cannot derive profit from fighting the tide.

    35. Re:Good. by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother. :D

      I guess the problem is too many people conflate "law" with "morality". They just lack the brainpower to realize there is a difference. A policy being law does not guarantee the policy is moral. Does not guarantee that following that policy and every consequence of doing so will profit the community more than defying that policy and every consequence of that will.

      Knowing that law fails to be congruent with justice does not mean that you and I agree on every thing, so do not think I am saying you actually endorse my cause, but it so happens that I believe that copyright is completely immoral and that infringing upon copyright varies from amoral to very positively moral. Ideas cannot be owned save by the person who entertains the idea, no more than a person's flesh can be owned by any other person. Any idea (from narrative to song to art to design) which you share with another person, you instill in them their unique understanding of your idea and you no longer own what they now understand. You cannot force them to keep your idea a secret, save by lien of some other arrangement you have with them, without doing them and the community at large the same harm as you would by claiming ownership over their bodies entire, for the mind is a component of the body.

      This is the basic reason that abolitionists draw so many parallels between contemporary copyright and 18th century slavery. It is not because of the shock value, it is not because of the broad consensus against slavery today, it is because the comparison is apt. Cotton farmers once claimed property rights over the bodies of their slaves and whinged that cotton could not be farmed or processed elsewise, and media producers today claim property rights over our minds and whinge that art cannot be produced elsewise. It is true that the magnitude of injustice was greater in the elder case, but the form of injustice is congruent, and it is equally unacceptable at any magnitude. Reducing the number of slaves a plantation owner abuses from one thousand to one does not transform his case into one that is acceptable, and neither would reducing the manner of slavery from direct physical abuse to indirect thought enforcement.

      Equally apt is the comparison of complaints that some commodity cannot be created without the abuse. A century and a half after slavery was entirely divorced from cotton production I am not only wearing a cotton shirt but impoverished people the world over who cannot afford food are also wearing cotton shirts. Now media producers claim that if they cannot control my freedom to redistribute or re-incorporate their work that they cannot produce media any more.

      Put simply, if cotton stopped existing without slavery I would wear wool or nylon or any of a number of materials. If media stops existing without copyright, I would rather hum to myself than give up my right to hum in public. The arts are about people expressing themselves and sharing those expressions amongst their culture. Copyright does not enable art, it prevents it. If you can't express your ideas unless you pull down full time wages as compensation for doing so, then you're ideas literally aren't worth expressing. That's what "worth" means. I'm not being compensated to argue my case here, but I still do. It's worth my time to do so. If I got paid as well, then that's a double KO. But my ideas have to stand on their own or they're literally not worth the funding -- Especially not worth gimping the rights of others to continue spreading your word.

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    36. Re:Good. by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      Ignoring the legal quagmire, can I ask, did you ever purchase something you had already pirated? I only ask because I've never seen a negative response yet, indicating piracy increases sales.

      Hi! I'm a pro-pirate abolitionist, and.. uh .. I'm sorry I'm not understanding your question here. :D

      I have purchased some things which I have pirated. Not many, some. That's just a whim away from "none" and patently different than "all".

      If it were somehow magically impossible to pirate, I would have bought a larger number of the things I did pirate, but I still would not have bought "all".

      In short, even though I am an abolitionist, I think I must be honest in saying that if you ignore the social aspect the capability of piracy does inexorably decrease the volume of sales of canned digital media. It does not drop it to zero, it does not drop it anywhere near as much as media claims, but it does reduce the sales volume for canned digital media. I am not upset because I think canned digital media sales are overinflated just as canned tuna sales would be overinflated if there were no other food available.

      In some cases the social aspect of piracy does overturn this sales drop and lead to a sales increase. For example, I sell virtual products in second life and outsell all of my direct competitors for virtually no other reason than baldly encouraging people to pirate my products. That piracy becomes advertisement which raises product awareness and PR and thus sales. That may not work in every market, but it cannot work without the social aspect which didn't sound like it was part of your analysis.

      So I can't tell if you're anti-piracy or pro-piracy (because your post is ambiguous) but in case you are pro-piracy, I just want to make sure you're measuring the right metrics. misinformed allies are always more dangerous than a well informed opposition. :S

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    37. Re:Good. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Actually the amateur stuff is just plain better.

      I hate to break it for you, mate, but 99% of the "amateur" stuff you see on the net is not exactly amateur. It's just that it rocks enough boats that it gets made alongside the more conventional stuff.

    38. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every single metal album I own by Kamelot and Nightwish (and soon Stratovarius) have been (and will be) purchased after listening to the album's songs. Recently it's been by (ab)using Youtube's playlist feature to repeatedly play videos that have the music, but when I first heard a song by Kamelot (on a WoW gameplay video, of all things), I downloaded everything I got my hands on from Epica and The Black Halo. I then bought both CDs and they have inhabited my car's CD player like the earworms they are. I then bought their more recent album solely on the fact that I'd liked the previous ones (without having previewed it).

      So, yes. I've bought things which I've downloaded.

    39. Re:Good. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I'm not really pro or anti piracy, I think we have to move beyond somehow. One of the most powerful features of digital works is the ability to endlessly reproduce them for a minimal cost. Before this though, I was pirating VHS tapes and casettes as a kid and didn't really see it as harming anyone. I think I was wrong about that, but I'm not positive. I don't pirate anymore, as I've found plenty of sources that let me download legitimately more media than I could ever listen to or watch. I also still try-before-I-buy thanks to seeing youtube clips etc.

      I think overall copying is positive as it allows a grand and rapid spread of art and culture at a pace never seen before. Finding a way to utilise that, like open source and creative commons do, while still adequately compensating artists would be my goal. I'd say I'm anti-piracy, but pro-copying.

    40. Re:Good. by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a fair outlook on things, keep in mind the word "piracy" is pretty heavily abused. When I say it, I really just mean "disobeying copyright law" (note, I did misuse the term in my last post; I don't actually encourage people to pirate my wares given that I licence them CC0 so there is no copyright to infringe upon.. slip of the tongue :S)

      As evidenced by my own vocabulary error, you can work with public domain or copyleft content and get some of the benefits of cultural liberty without infringing upon copyright, and you can encourage people to use copyleft instruments to avoid the negative ramifications of copyright. I see that you approve of these, as I do also.

      But to be clear I do additionally champion the direct infringement of copyrighted works because I do personally believe that copyright law is foundationally immoral.. not to mention gapingly unenforceable in the face of today's technology and globally connected marketplace.

      "Intellectual Property" literally means owning ideas, and ideas exist only as irremovable components of the minds of people who have learned them. Thus IP directly means owning the thoughts of other people, and controlling who can express those parts of themselves and who cannot.

      Laying claim over other's minds is as bad an incentive to create art as laying claim over other's bodies is to process cotton. Sure, it drives your profits up immensely, but only on the backs of others. On the one hand there are countless ways to make money from art without first censoring the entire planet. On the other hand, it is literally not my concern how art gets funded. I simply want the freedom to share my thoughts, and if every selfish artist in the world simply stopped all their creativity for want of funds as a result I would still see the tradeoff as an enormous gain. Hell I can produce my own art and I will when I'm bored enough. Would I become the last artist in the world? How would people not outbid each other to hear me hum off key if nobody else is even doing it?

      I create art, and having to vet clearance against other people's copyright makes that job technically impossible — if practically only very difficult. I guarantee every new piece of art infringes someone's copyright, it's just that you hope whoever you step on in the crowded sea of toes never notices. That is a terrible game of Russian Roulette to even pretend to play.

      When we craft (or modernize) law we compare the law against certain maxims, and one such popular yardstick is that possession is nine tenths of the law. Directly, I possess everything in my mind, and I possess every megabyte of information on the hardware I physically own from mp3 players to computers to media center. That makes it my prerogative should I choose to share that data with another person, or should another person choose to share similar data with me.

      Intruding within that well established and strategically easy to defend personal property arrangement to add complicated enforcement of Intellectual Property rights from people all over the planet is realistically absurd. No one has the capacity to prevent my sharing that information; Nobody could afford to even make an attempt. You'd have more luck trying to enforce a law that no wild birds may fly greater than 50 feet from the ground, and all violating birds will somehow be ticketed and fined.

      It's a stretch to imagine a law so ineffective and ignored with such volume could have any impact on commercial artwork to begin with. Every piece of digital information is being shared freely somewhere right now, yet art continues to be made and Youtube accepts more than 24 hours of video upl

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      People willing to trade their freedom of expression for temporary entertainment deserve neither and will lose both.
    41. Re:Good. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd say that IP breaks the 'nothing new under the sun' rule, and I fully support people who remix works while violating copyright, but to simply reproduce and violate is a step too far. What we need is copyright that lasts for a reasonable period of not more than a few years, and by few I mean two or three at most, with liberal fair use and allowing remixes alongside parodies.

      Going back to my adolescent VHS and casette pirating years, I believe the loss of quality justified fair use of the medium, but with digital there is no loss. I know the music cartels are corrupt.

      I feel we're a while away from a market based instead of a black market solution but we are getting there slowly. I do know that in 100 years they will wonder why the hell we didn't immediately embrace infinite reproduction to its fullest from the start.

    42. Re:Good. by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Have a listen to alchemist, you might like them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3z9oeLreOc

  6. It actually doesn't look all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDbj1X2V7eM

    From the trailer, the costumes and the acting, may actually be above the 1960s TV Batman which it is clearly patterned after.

    1. Re:It actually doesn't look all bad by grouchomarxist · · Score: 2, Informative
    2. Re:It actually doesn't look all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused. Why would you watch this other than to laugh. And yet it's called porn. Isn't the purpose of porn to arouse? This must be what it feels like, when a non-vegan bites into a veggie burger. Betrayed.

      Oh well. I don't 'get' BDSM either. Not to imply any correlation.

    3. Re:It actually doesn't look all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a whole series of them and they are in a sense funny they can also destroy or fulfil childhood fantasies - dammit Gilligan nailed Mary-Anne, Ginger and Mrs Howe but than again this is slashdot and the XXX trek does anyone have one with troi ?

    4. Re:It actually doesn't look all bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I'm waiting for the crossover Gilligan does Jeanie

  7. download does NOT equal loss of sale by Soulfarmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "'People don't realize that when you pirate a movie it hurts all of the people who work very hard to get it produced — from the cast to the production assistants to the makeup artists. So we are going after every one of them who pirates our content."

    No, it doesn't hurt you. Either I "preview" said film via torrent, maybe, or I don't see it at all. Now, please tell me where is the loss of sale? Oh, hurts.. well maybe that.

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    1. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can we say that not every download is a loss of sale, but some losses of sale can be attributed to downloading?

      Just because the RIAA/MPAA presents cases in black and white, doesn't mean we have to. It's harder to make them look ridiculous with their huge fines if we're not grounded in reality either and pretend d/l music/movies is so good that it helps children in Africa heal from AIDS and prolongs unicorn marriages.

      Maybe then it would help get saner copyright laws that isn't tilted towards corporate insanity.

    2. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you just buy the damn thing. You don't mean to say that none of the 7,000 downloaders wouldn't have paid money for the movie had they not had the option of just seeing it for free? Besides, "deciding" that you wouldn't watch the movie if it wasn't free doesn't legitimize your stealing it.

    3. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      In my case, yes, I can definitely say that I would not have purchased any porn dvd's.

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    4. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is just too much free porn on the internet for me to really care about what is being sold.

    5. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by broken_chaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can we say that not every download is a loss of sale, but some losses of sale can be attributed to downloading?

      With porn, it is almost entirely a 'black and white' situation -- far more so than even mainstream media, where a huge portion would be, at best, lost rentals. If an average person decides to not download a specific porn title, would they proceed to: a) walk to their local porn shop and purchase that movie, or b) download a different pornographic movie/image (such as a non-studio 'production')? I'd almost be willing to stake my life on 'b' being true the vast majority of the time.

      Speaking of corporate insanity, remember that the corporate version of 'lost sales' isn't 'sales are down from last year', but 'sales aren't up by as much as we wanted'. The wonderfully unsustainable capitalist dream of increasing profits (sales) by, say, 10% the first year, and 20% (on top of last year's 10%) the following year.

    6. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by fishexe · · Score: 1

      It's harder to make them look ridiculous with their huge fines if we're not grounded in reality either and pretend d/l music/movies is so good that it helps children in Africa heal from AIDS and prolongs unicorn marriages.

      Wait...you mean it doesn't? Shit, what was I torrenting 20,000 gigs of unicorn hentai for then?

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    7. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by rudy_wayne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Either I "preview" said film via torrent, maybe, or I don't see it at all. Now, please tell me where is the loss of sale?

      Which cuts directly to the real bullshit of the RIAA/MPAA's arguments. They are convinced that if they could just get tougher laws, more DRM and punishments straight out of the middle ages, then all their troubles would go away and they would make even more money than they do now.

      Unfortunately:

      1. There is no content so amazingly wonderful that I absolutely have to have it.
      2. There is a significant number of people who will never buy your product, at any price. If they can't get it for free, or really really cheap, then they will simply do without it (see point 1)
      3. Someone "pirates" your movie -- you get no money. People are afraid of getting sued for downloading it so they say "fuck it" and move on to something else (see point 2) in which case -- you get no money.

    8. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by mark-t · · Score: 1

      There is no loss of sale. There is loss of exclusivity on the right to copy, since by definition, exclusive means that nobody else is supposed to be doing it. Everybody else is supposed to need permission.

      Whether or not the loss of something intangible like "exclusivity" amounts to any hurt is wholly subjective, but we know where people who feel similarly about it to this filmmaker sit on that issue.

    9. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by rolfwind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With porn, it is almost entirely a 'black and white' situation -- far more so than even mainstream media, where a huge portion would be, at best, lost rentals. If an average person decides to not download a specific porn title, would they proceed to: a) walk to their local porn shop and purchase that movie, or b) download a different pornographic movie/image (such as a non-studio 'production')? I'd almost be willing to stake my life on 'b' being true the vast majority of the time.

      Okay, let's take a different situation. Let's say you are an electrical customer and you decide to shower twice a day and so have that many changes of clothing - meaning twice as many loads in both the washer and the dryer as before. Will your single lifestlye choice result in a new power plant being built? Likely not. But what is 10 million people follow suit in similiar energy sucking choices? Maybe so, then.

      It's not an analogy, I'm just trying to illustrate cumulative effects.

      It's unlikely that most people are searching for any specific porn title. It's not the nature of this beast, like most movie genres. But the free sharing/uploading/downloading of porn probably has a very real effect on consumers.

      Maybe they wouldn't have gone into the store to buy it, but perhaps if they couldn't find the quantity they wanted freely online, they would have to take out a subscription to a site that licensed the works. And in the end, every producer is hit, because subscriptions are down, and the value in licensing every work out there goes down cumulatively as well. I'm sure Hotel PPV is suffering the same way among the younger, computer savvy crowd.

    10. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      In my case, yes, I can definitely say that I would not have purchased any porn dvd's.

      Let's say very little was out there freely available, would your habits change in some way? Whether it's buy, PPV, or a subscription website?

    11. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Soulfarmer · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean none of the 7,000 wouldn't pay, I am saying nobody can say for sure that ALL of them would have bought it. And I wasn't legitimizing anything.

      Downloading is still not stealing. But that is another topic altogether.

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    12. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be happy if he bumped it up to twice a week.

    13. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the sense of entitlement which is so annoying. Okay, so you don't want to pay for content - then DON'T, but seriously, fuck you if you think you can steal my stuff because of that. If you're not going to pay for it, then you don't GET it. Why do you think it's okay to take things for free just because you wouldn't pay for it normally? It's not, and there's no defending it.

      You can say as much as you want that it's not a loss of sale, but if nobody pirated things, there'd be a huge amount of dead space on screens and coming out of speakers. People WANT to see content, and they'll pay for it if they have to. The only reason people won't pay for content in recent years is because they can get it for free through piracy.

    14. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Probably but are we talking about eliminating only illegal copying or also legal free material (that probably gets revenue from advertising or something)?

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    15. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'd just use what's freely available, as I have since the internet came about.

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    16. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by blackest_k · · Score: 1

      I'd have thought Porn was closer to news. Some people might be willing to pay for the times online but most will just find a free alternative.

       

    17. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by B1oodAnge1 · · Score: 1

      but perhaps if they couldn't find the quantity they wanted freely online

      Are you ignoring the immense amounts of copyright free and legal porn online or have you just never been outside Google safe-search?

      If, all of a sudden, it were absolutely impossible to get copyrighted porn without paying for it, then there would be absolutely zero impact on the amount of porn sold. Anyone who isn't already paying for porn would simply move on to the next free offering, this time noncopyrighted.

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    18. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe, maybe not ... imagine if there were no pirated porn on the net.
      Do you really think that porn sales would be at the same level than now ?

      And this is the same for other contents.

    19. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by jamesh · · Score: 1

      more DRM and punishments straight out of the middle ages

      There should be a reasonableness test for some of the punishments they hand out. Nobody on earth (aside from lawyers and RIAA execs) would think that a million dollar fine for a single mum distributing movies only with no profit for herself is reasonable, regardless of what the copyright 'per incident' fines might be.

    20. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think it's okay to take things for free just because you wouldn't pay for it normally? It's not, and there's no defending it.

      But it's also no big deal. You want to equate with stealing, perhaps because it violates your sense of right and wrong, but it simply isn't. It's some other thing. And in the specific case you gave, it's so far below stealing that it's silly to worry about it.

    21. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can we say that not every download is a loss of sale, but some losses of sale can be attributed to downloading?

      Yes, and some gains in sales from the added recognition and exposure from downloads being available.

      How these two weigh up each other or not is matter of the current debate.

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    22. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by thegarbz · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. There is no content so amazingly wonderful that I absolutely have to have it.

      Clearly you have not yet seen this film :-)

    23. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by hitmark · · Score: 1

      For some reason, i had a thought that one could replace the media corporations with any other economic entity in a monopoly position.

      In the end it all seems to boil down to something out of robin hood, except in this case the merry men use computer rather then bow and quarterstaff.

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    24. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The most profitable film ever, by just about any metric (disc sales, box office, forign or domestic markets), is Avatar. It was released recently, during the time when internet movie piracy may be at it's greatest peak. Further, it's aimed squarely at the optimum pirate demographic: Geeks. It's a sci-fi film with interesting technology and an alien world. If any film could be seriously hurt by piracy, it would be Avatar. Yet it went on to achieve huge financial success.

      I imagine the losses due to piracy the porn industry faces pale into insignificence beside the losses due to competition from free online porn. Porn viewing is a very impulsive thing - people who want to see some want to see it *now*, not after a shopping trip which is sure to ruin their mood by the time they arrive. Easiest way to do that? There are lots of free porn sites. Video, images, even erotic fiction and roleplay. Who would want to go out shopping when they are twelve keystrokes away from video porn online?

    25. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I know of a site where I can reliably find artwork of phoenix porn. Yes, with feathers and beaks. I assure you, porn is not hard to find online, in vast quantity - even if you have highly unusual tastes.

    26. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Venerence · · Score: 1

      It could be said that loss of sale is made up for by free advertising and increased publicity. At least my slash-rithmatic says so.

    27. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, there's a time when you don't want to see porn? Is that something that happens in your 40's? So far half way through my thirties it hasn't happened it.

      Side note: Capatcha is headlong. Innuendo much, /.?

    28. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First there was someone posting about phoenix porn and now unicorn hentai?

      I knew that Slashdot users enjoyed porn involving fictional creatures -- such as women interested in men who use Slashdot -- but this is ridiculous.

    29. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by bjourne · · Score: 1

      Totally wrong. There are almost no "copyright free" (whatever that means, it's not like many people explicitly label their porn public domain) porn. All porn you can find freely at sites like xvideos.com and pornhub.com are copyrighted. Their site staff has taken it and published it without permission from the copyright holder on their site. The other type of free porn are the 20-60 second low-res promo clips producers use to entice consumers to purchase a subscription. Maybe those clips would be enough for some people, but a fair number of customers would also decide to purchase the full scenes.

    30. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by bjourne · · Score: 1

      The problem is that ALL porn are available for download. Therefore, no additional recognition is provided. Radiohead managed to get huge amounts of positive publicity by letting anyone download their music for free. But what do you think would happen if ALL bands did the same?

    31. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      No. They are convinced that if people would not make and give away for free unauthorized copies of their works, they would make more money, which is true.

      The reason it is true is that while some people still would not buy a copy, many others would.

    32. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm beginning to think nothing but a revolution will bring us sane copyright law

      Aswell as sane patent law, sane healthcare, food and clothing for the poor, environmentally sustainable energy solutions, localized farming instead of the monstrosity which is factory farming, localized manufacturing (jobs?)

      These motherfuckers don't cut deals with our government, they OWN it. And they will not let go over their dead body.

    33. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      This is a link from yesterday that I saved. It's worth your 2 minutes to read the first half of that page. It deals with book piracy, but the principle is pretty much the same.

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    34. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      Actually Avatar is like #14 most profitable film ever when adjusted for inflation. First goes to Gone with the wind by a HUGE margin that it will probably remain there until some really new ground breaking thing happens in the movie industry. Reference here: http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm note that if you want to use worldwide adjusted gross, you will find Gone with the wind brought in ~3.2 billion 2010 USD, using simple maths from http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/world/?pagenum=2&p=.htm shows worldwide gross was approximately double it's domestic (1.6b * 2 =3.2b) and comparing it to the worldwide adjusted Avatar at 2.7b.

      If you are using ROI as the metric, then Paranormal Activity stomps the hell out of Avatar (as does Star Wars, and a dozen other movies). One reference here: http://www.cnbc.com/id/39083257?slide=1

      Using just about any metric shows Avatar did extremely well, but usually not first.

    35. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Can we say that not every download is a loss of sale, but some losses of sale can be attributed to downloading?

      As long as you also say that some sales can be attributed to downloading as well.

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      Modern copyright is theft of culture from everyone and it retards the progress of the useful arts and sciences.
    36. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I'd avoid RoI as a metric - it's biased towards films of very low production cost.

    37. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by KingMotley · · Score: 1

      That is because you aren't involved with actually making them, financing them, and trying to make money from them. Anyone that actually is in the business of making stuff or investing cares about RoI and risk, not so much total sales, profit, gross, etc.

    38. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People would buy stuff from their favorites? I'm not really a big music fan, but I read a lot of webcomics. I buy books and merchandise and pay into tip jars for my favorites.

    39. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and if they can invest in 10 low budget films, one of which might achieve incredible ROI and the rest of which won't, leaving an average terrible ROI, or one big budget movie which is pretty much guaranteed a better overall ROI, they'll invest on the big budget one. For every _Blair Witch Project_ there are probably a dozen others like it that never turn any profit.

    40. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      ... and prolongs unicorn marriages..

      /fap?

    41. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by jesset77 · · Score: 1

      No. They are convinced that if people would not make and give away for free unauthorized copies of their works, they would make more money, which is true. The reason it is true is that while some people still would not buy a copy, many others would.

      Wait, when did Rupert Murdoch get a slashdot account?

      --
      People willing to trade their freedom of expression for temporary entertainment deserve neither and will lose both.
    42. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, the way your ilk deals with reality: snarky dismissiveness. Then, you whine when your ass gets kicked.

    43. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      Then you and everyone else should do with out it. Why is it that YOU and others get to "profit" from watching the movie, just because you wouldn't have actually paid for it? "Oh I wouldn't pay money for it, therefore I should get to watch it for free." It doesn't work that way.

    44. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by krunchyfrog · · Score: 0

      Can we say that not every download is a loss of sale, but some losses of sale can be attributed to downloading?

      Well to me it would have been a loss of rental, because I don't buy all the movies I have watched.. I rent most of them. The only ones I have actually bought are Fight Club, Akira and a few for the kids.

      Kids might watch their movies over and over again so they're worth their 25$. But once I have seen Titanic once, I don't feel like seeing it again. That's why we have shops from where we can rent movies. Or online VOD like Netflix.

      So in many cases it could have been translated as "loss of rent" at 10% of the price/punishment.

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    45. Re:download does NOT equal loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree with you, it's very often a black and white situation in porn. Interracial adult films seem to be the new kink these days.

  8. It has begun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many more will follow suit?
    It's only a matter of time till we see a pr0n lawsuit claiming "over nine thousaaaand!!!" victims.
    At least flash streaming is not as spy-prone.

  9. Piracy does NOT equal loss of life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Piracy does NOT equal loss of life. by Soulfarmer · · Score: 3, Informative



      Yeah well, piracy as downloading and piracy as selling illegal copies are two different things. Downloading does not benefit anyone else but the downloader. I'm all against selling pirated stuff.

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    2. Re:Piracy does NOT equal loss of life. by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Its so true, when they raid the "average" p2p's users homes they find so much porn, different guns, drugs, everything else swabs for drugs, explosives, their digital rolodex lists are packed with known evil types.
      They are one click away from ordering a SAM with a stolen CC number.

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    3. Re:Piracy does NOT equal loss of life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if someone illegally downloads Photoshop and uses it to produce graphics which he sells for $10,000+ it's not the same thing? Or is it, because it is benefiting someone else other than him?

      So where do you draw the line? Pure consumerism? Everything you illegally download must not affect either directly or indirectly another human?

      Does that mean everyone who has pirated Windows to produce anything at all doesn't meet your moral expectations?

  10. Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fellow pirates,

    I implore you to continue your campaign on Slashdot to make me feel less guilty. I know that not paying someone for their work is wrong, but if Slashdot posts enough articles bashing the RIAA/MPAA/copyright law/whatever, it's easier for me to accept what I'm doing emotionally by visualizing someone else as the bad guy. Once on the forefront of relevant IT news, Slashdot is now a lame repository of mainstream pseudoscience links and pro-piracy articles to appease a dwindling readership. I am overjoyed.

    Even though the open source community is about giving back as much as it is taking, I'm just going to take. I'm a human leech with self-serving beliefs and an inability to empathize with content creators who are trying to make a living.

    I don't believe John Carmack should be paid for his work. I'm going to sit on my ass while he spends years coding the next advanced 3D engine from id Software. When their game comes out, I'm going to pirate it without giving a second thought about paying John Carmack for his work. I'm just so used to pirating things now that I take it for granted. If anyone mentions John Carmack to make me feel guilty, I'll look for Slashdot articles that bolster my viewpoint, such as this one, amusingly posted in the Your Rights Online section even though none of my rights are being violated.

    According to that study, it's okay to not pay people for their work because there's some vague hope that they'll make up the difference in income through "concerts and speaking tours." Artists are now forced to take time out of doing what they want to do. John Carmack must stop programming in order to make money from programming. It's genius. The study does exactly what I need it to--make me feel less guilty when I pirate. We've managed to stretch the truth so far that we're actually telling ourselves that we're helping artists by not paying them for their work. Excellent job.

    I look forward to Slashdot telling me everyday who the bad guys are. Even though Slashdot has sued websites in the past for copyright infringement, and they've pretended to care about plagiarism, we're supposed to go along with Slashdot's anti-copyright agenda. I'm okay with that hypocrisy because it serves me. It makes me feel less guilty when I pirate something. Remember, I'm not the bad guy--the RIAA/MPAA/whatever is. That makes it okay for me to not pay people for their work.

    EULAs and copyright licenses are wrong, yet the GPL is good. Piracy isn't theft, yet GPL violations are referred to as "stolen GPL code." I accept all of these double-standards because it serves me. I pretend not to notice when someone points out that the GPL relies on copyright law, and if I want to get rid of copyright, my beloved open source code will no longer be protected by the GPL. I don't care, because I'm too busy concerning myself with what I want for free, not about the consequences. I want to get rid of copyrights because I've been told that copyrights are the bad guy, and they are an obstacle to my rampant piracy.

    Fellow pirates, let us continue our selfish leeching. Let us paint others as the bad guys to absolve us of our emotional guilt. Our goal is to convince people that piracy is something the good guys are doing in a fight with the evil corporations. Making money is wrong, even though Slashdot displays ads, and it cost me money to buy the computer I'm using to pirate stuff.

    Yours truly,
    A fellow Slashbot

    1. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      2/10, tl;dr.

    2. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just stole that whole thing from Cook Source didn't ya?

    3. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear fellow Coward,
              No, please, tell us how you really feel

    4. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO, I didn't STEAL anything. Copyright infringement isn't theft, remember?

    5. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I implore you to continue your campaign on Slashdot to make me feel less guilty.

      Who else is feeling guilty? You are just projecting your own fucked up morals onto others.

      Even though the open source community is about giving back as much as it is taking, I'm just going to take.

      That's great, be an asshole. And people who use bittorrent will continue to make copies, which is also known as giving and sharing, since in the end everyone involved has more than they started with.

      I don't believe John Carmack should be paid for his work.

      Funny that you bring up John Carmack, one of the few game designers who understands how fucked up the copyright law is, and one of the few who released his old games under GPL.

      yet GPL violations are referred to as "stolen GPL code."

      By who? Quotation by a copyright holder needed.

      I pretend not to notice when someone points out that the GPL relies on copyright law, and if I want to get rid of copyright, my beloved open source code will no longer be protected by the GPL.

      Without copyright, there would be no need for GPL. You would know it if your little troll brain could understand the GPL's preamble and the reason for its existence.

    6. Re:Justifying piracy. by watookal · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Great post. I have no mod points, so please, somebody, mod this post +1 Insightful on my behalf?

      People seem to misunderstand the fact that yes, piracy may not be black and white in YOUR case, but unfortunately there can't be a special law for each individual's circumstances. There must be ONE law. One without 100 exception clauses.

      Pirates seem to expect that the law should read something like this:

      Unauthorised copying of this work is prohibited, unless:
      1) The infringing party pinky-swears that he wouldn't have bought the copyrighted work had it not been available illegaly
      2) The infringing party pinky-swears that he was only going to use the unauthorised copy of the work for the purposes of deciding whether or not to purchase the work
      3) The infringing party is a teenager with stingy parents and therefore was unable to purchase the work
      4) The work in question has already sold millions of copies and therefore the author is already stinking rich and doesn't need any more money
      5) The work in question is the music of a performing artist, in which case he or she will make enough money from live performances without the help of the infringing party
      6) etc. etc. etc.

      That said, even I occasionally download illegal music, movies, etc. But I know it's wrong, and I also have my own ways of justifying it to myself, but I am not ridiculous enough to expect the law to tailor itself to my personal value system.

      It's wrong, and if I get caught I will get punished, and I will not be surprised or indignant.

    7. Re:Justifying piracy. by Ziekheid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only globally read that but I think I agree. I'm tired of the hypocrites trying to justify piracy.
      I'm a pirate, have been for many years, and if I get a fine, fine. I'll deal with it. I knew I was doing something wrong when I started and I don't go around acting like I have the RIGHT to download copyrighted content.
      It's not a right, it's a privilege. Without trying to sound too elitist; the oldskool sceners know what I'm talking about.

    8. Re:Justifying piracy. by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      We know you're not feeling guilty, especially since you're a leech without a spine, a creative impulse or a moral compass.

      Fortunately the original AC speaks for many Slashdotters who work for a living and don't believe in the pseudo-Marxist "World of What's Yours Is Mine"

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    9. Re:Justifying piracy. by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Slashdot isn't a groupthink collective. You absolutely hit the nail on the head and I'm sure there are many Slashdotters nodding their heads in agreement.

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    10. Re:Justifying piracy. by trifish · · Score: 1

      It's a pity you posted this as Anonymous Coward. I'm sure lots of people would have wanted to add you to their friends list. Because this was one of the most well written posts I've seen on Slashdot in a long time. Thanks for taking the time to write it and thanks to the mods who modded it up, and not down (as one would have expected).

    11. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that you bring up John Carmack, one of the few game designers who understands how fucked up the copyright law is, and one of the few who released his old games under GPL.

      No he doesn't. The engine code is (mostly) under the GPL. The assets are free but not to distribute. iD has sued many games out of existence for using them.

      iD only releases code when it no longer benefits them to keep it closed. If they change this strategy (to release early) it will only be to make it dual-licensed (noncommercial & commercial use) because otherwise it would compete with them financially.

      So you could say that iD discloses source code out of respect for programmer culture, and not for any real contempt of copyright law.

      Without copyright, there would be no need for GPL. You would know it if your little troll brain could understand the GPL's preamble and the reason for its existence.

      Yes there would be. Without the GPL you wouldn't have patent protections or source code assurance. And probably a few more things but I'm tired and I don't like the GPL much anyway.

      - Another Coward, not to be confused with OP.

    12. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a compelling argument.

    13. Re:Justifying piracy. by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      This is acceptable if we weren't talking about porn. Unfortunately, we are.

      IIRC and I don't know if it's still valid, italian legislation didn't permit pornographic material to enjoy the same level of protection of normal works.

      Initially I thought it was a catholic thing, and it might well be. But think about the implications.

      Now it has likely become a normal profession but for years a porn star was a model or a pretty girl "recruited" by very glamourous guys very similar to the pimps that first make innocent nude shots, then go to hardcore and prostitution. Drug and blackmail used to reduce resistence. Get documented if you don't believe it.

      So by not enforcing copyright, and let people pirate movies, they were hurting this industry. Giving them less money gives them less power and less people can fall in their trap.

      If porn artists were never forced, and independent, I would have no probs in them owning intellectual property over their own image. It's more moral than software patents. As thing are, instead, the more damage their industry sustains the happier I am.

      BTW. Do we need FOSS porn? Volunteers? :D

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    14. Re:Justifying piracy. by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Piracy isn't theft, yet GPL violations are referred to as "stolen GPL code.

      If you can't see the obvious difference between making an unauthorized copy of something and presenting someone else's work as your own then I can understand why copyright law is so screwed up.

    15. Re:Justifying piracy. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I know that not paying someone for their work is wrong,

      Is it? How so?

    16. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl;dr

    17. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      This was a long comment posted on Slashdot under a thread named "Porn Maker Sues 7,000+ For Copyright Infringement".

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      Fellow pirates,

      I implore you to continue your campaign on Slashdot to make me feel less guilty. I know that not paying someone for their work is wrong, but if Slashdot posts enough articles bashing the RIAA/MPAA/copyright law/whatever, it's easier for me to accept what I'm doing emotionally by visualizing someone else as the bad guy. Once on the forefront of relevant IT news, Slashdot is now a lame repository of mainstream pseudoscience links and pro-piracy articles to appease a dwindling readership. I am overjoyed.

      Even though the open source community is about giving back as much as it is taking, I'm just going to take. I'm a human leech with self-serving beliefs and an inability to empathize with content creators who are trying to make a living.

      I don't believe John Carmack should be paid for his work. I'm going to sit on my ass while he spends years coding the next advanced 3D engine from id Software. When their game comes out, I'm going to pirate it without giving a second thought about paying John Carmack for his work. I'm just so used to pirating things now that I take it for granted. If anyone mentions John Carmack to make me feel guilty, I'll look for Slashdot articles that bolster my viewpoint, such as this one, amusingly posted in the Your Rights Online section even though none of my rights are being violated.

      According to that study, it's okay to not pay people for their work because there's some vague hope that they'll make up the difference in income through "concerts and speaking tours." Artists are now forced to take time out of doing what they want to do. John Carmack must stop programming in order to make money from programming. It's genius. The study does exactly what I need it to--make me feel less guilty when I pirate. We've managed to stretch the truth so far that we're actually telling ourselves that we're helping artists by not paying them for their work. Excellent job.

      I look forward to Slashdot telling me everyday who the bad guys are. Even though Slashdot has sued websites in the past for copyright infringement, and they've pretended to care about plagiarism, we're supposed to go along with Slashdot's anti-copyright agenda. I'm okay with that hypocrisy because it serves me. It makes me feel less guilty when I pirate something. Remember, I'm not the bad guy--the RIAA/MPAA/whatever is. That makes it okay for me to not pay people for their work.

      EULAs and copyright licenses are wrong, yet the GPL is good. Piracy isn't theft, yet GPL violations are referred to as "stolen GPL code." I accept all of these double-standards because it serves me. I pretend not to notice when someone points out that the GPL relies on copyright law, and if I want to get rid of copyright, my beloved open source code will no longer be protected by the GPL. I don't care, because I'm too busy concerning myself with what I want for free, not about the consequences. I want to get rid of copyrights because I've been told that copyrights are the bad guy, and they are an obstacle to my rampant piracy.

      Fellow pirates, let us continue our selfish leeching. Let us paint others as the bad guys to absolve us of our emotional guilt. Our goal is to convince people that piracy is something the good guys are doing in a fight with the evil corporations. Making money is wrong, even though Slashdot displays ads, and it cost me money to buy the computer I'm using to pirate stuff.

      Yours truly,
      A fellow Slashbot

      Lets hope my release doesnt get nuked..

    18. Re:Justifying piracy. by turing_m · · Score: 1
      You pick an article about... porn production to try and give slashdot readers a guilt trip over piracy? Let's me get this straight, you want me to feel sorry for those who would convince someone's impressionable young daughter into having sex for money (aka prostitution), which is bad enough in and of itself, but also involves publishing almost certainly embarrassing images of herself onto the net where it shall live forever more.

      So what is more ethical? Refusing to put money into the hands of porn producers but supposedly stealing, or legally funding a pimp?

      --
      If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
    19. Re:Justifying piracy. by Kilrah_il · · Score: 1

      Great post. One of the best I've read. I ask your permission to link to it in my sig. It will come in handy in many future Slashdot discussions.

      --
      Whenever in an argument, remember this.
    20. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello content creator,

      Since I'm an adult, and have a real job, I have no need or desire to pirate content to save money. The only reason would be availability. I don't want to have to get in a car and drive to the city to go to a physical store and buy a piece of plastic to access content.

      The software industry understands this perfectly. I can buy anything from games to operating systems via download. A great example is steam, which offers all the convenience of pirated games (no shelf space, unobtrusive DRM, no need to put a noisy spinning plastic disk in the drive before playing) with the added benefit of a browsable store, support and forums. They even offer old games that can't economically be offered in stores any more. I buy nearly all my games there.

      I know Hollywood understands the implications of modern technology. In the English speaking world, it's possible to legally download music or watch TV shows and movies online with the same convenience as pirated copies, but minus the downside of screwing the content creators and setting a bad example for your kids. However, for some reason the studios still insist on licensing these online services on a per country basis, rather than a per customer or per download basis. When I visit Hula, Netflix, Pandora, iTunes or even Amazon.com downloads the only content available to me is an apology that the service is not available in my country. (some might be available by now, I don't check them anymore).

      They do allow me to mail order a piece of plastic, but most of the time I can't play that legally because CD's these days are crippled by DRM, and playable only on an older CD player. I don't own one, I have a PC media center for that. DVD's for some reason have "zones". I'd need 3 different DVD drives for disks ordered from the UK, USA and Europe if it wasn't for DVD Jon. Rent them at the video store then, you say? I used to, but most of these stores have gone out of business. The nearest one still in business is down town. I'm not going there for a piece of plastic that I will have to return as well. I know it's the fault of piracy that they went out of business, but they're gone all the same.

      Because of the inconvenience, not because of the money, I hardly watch movies at all any more, and I get TV shows through bittorrent. I'm not proud of it.

    21. Re:Justifying piracy. by PietjeJantje · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, no, there is no difference between the porn industry enforcing their copyright, or a guy with a recipe that was included in some cook book. Or you are against both entities making money through copyright and tell the cook to stuff it, or you accept that both have to right to invest in a product and protect it by copyright. What is it? If you choose one way here and the other there, based on sympathy, you are an utter and complete hypocrite, and probably just a petty thief justifying himself.

    22. Re:Justifying piracy. by Engeekneer · · Score: 1

      If you actually read the posts on the YRO articles, without grouping them all together as copyright bashing pirates, only wanting to get their movies, games and porn for free, you might have a slightly different view on the slashdotters.

      And even when I use the term "slashdotters", I know there's a huge spread of people with different ideas. However, I think that in general, the people on slashdot are more aware of piracy, and probably buy more content than the average person.

      Almost all posts (including mine), have stated that they will gladly pay for content, as long as they are not faced with draconian limits. For music I think we are in pretty good shape. Services like Amazon mp3s give great value for money without restrictions. I myself spend aroun 50€ / month there. With games it's really varied and movies and tv series are in pretty bad shape in Europe, It's almost a choise of getting the DVD or pirating it (with some exceptions)

      The fact that people on /. are annoyed at content publishers for placing horrible restictions on their products is not a cry for more piracy. People here are usually more tech savvy, and would like to use their products in more ways than a "normal" person, but many times that is not possible. And then when the content producers lobby legal systems and sue people for completely unreasonable amounts, no wonder people here are pissed off.

      You are painting things just as black and white as MAFIAA, and you're modded insightful? You think people don't want to support artist, developers and creators!? No wonder you post as AC, if this was modded "-1 Troll" as it should be, I wouldn't even reply to something this idiotic.

    23. Re:Justifying piracy. by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      The problem is that pro copyright people argue based on "to promote the progress of science and useful arts", which is generally interpreted as the creation of new science and arts. Now, there is a lot to be said about how much copyright actually does promote this, but at least a good argument can be made for it.

      But the thing is that the other side simply aren't that concerned about creation. Most probably feel that there is more than enough creation going on already, and instead they are much more concerned about the availability of what has been created. And that is an area where copyright fail by definition, as the act of copyright restricts availability under the pretense of promoting creation.

      Only by negotiating a balance of availability and creation that both sides can respect, will this issue ever be resolved. And that may take a long long time.

    24. Re:Justifying piracy. by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      But the thing is that the other side simply aren't that concerned about creation. Most probably feel that there is more than enough creation going on already, and instead they are much more concerned about the availability of what has been created. And that is an area where copyright fail by definition, as the act of copyright restricts availability under the pretense of promoting creation.

      Only by negotiating a balance of availability and creation that both sides can respect, will this issue ever be resolved. And that may take a long long time.

      Let me translate that for the people of Somalia:

      Most Somalians probably feel there is more than enough consumer goods, oil, raw materials passing by their shores already, and are much more concerned about the availability of what's on board those ships. So that's why some Somalians take it upon themselves to liberate those ships for a while until the content owners can pay those Somalians some money to hand them back.

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    25. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's wrong, and if I get caught I will get punished, and I will not be surprised or indignant.

      You lie, and hope you won't get caught.

      I hereby deny you your high moral ground.

    26. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cancels all torrents*

    27. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Intellectual property" is a sham. Doesn't matter to me one bit if it's under the GPL or not.

    28. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has not pirated nor bought this movie, many of your points are still blaming me personally for the fact the producers are not making money

    29. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though the open source community is about giving back as much as it is taking, I'm just going to take.

      Not really. A BSD license does not require you to give back at all. GPL licenses also let you take, modify as you please for your own use, and not give anything back. What you want to talk about is respecting licenses, not "giving back".

    30. Re:Justifying piracy. by androidph.com · · Score: 1

      Piracy is wrong. But charging $15+ on a DVD makes it unaffordable and thus I think the reason why people pirate. I usually buy lots of DVD during sale, sometime I get it at $2 or so, but only old releases.

    31. Re:Justifying piracy. by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Nomen mihi Slashdot est, quia multi sumus

    32. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The content owners are just collateral damage in this war. Copyright was an agreement between the content owners and the public - "don't copy my content for a while, and in exchange it enters the public domain after a while". When Congress started retroactively changing the agreements to protect Mickey Mouse, all bets were off, they stole from us first and now nobody respects copyright.

    33. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually I stole it (sorry, COPYRIGHT INFRINGED IT) from this guy, but he doesn't post it enough and it's way too insightful to not show everyone.

      http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1274139&cid=28382071

    34. Re:Justifying piracy. by celle · · Score: 1

      "Piracy isn't theft"

      Piracy is theft, copying ideas isn't. Read Thomas Jefferson's various comments on the subject. Are you done trolling now?

    35. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dear dickhead, if the unfortunately maligned industries and individuals involved in this issue (who of course, are not money grubbing dickheads of the first order themselves) had chosen to, say, pay taxes or something rather than have to be chased halfway around the world, arrested, and sued for the money then i might not be in such a moral quandary about your concerns.

      it's always interesting when the guys at the top are saying how my make up artist can't feed her kids while i drive a bugatti.

      please, piss up a rope with your moral highground that amounts to a stack of empty beer cans.

    36. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And your point is? ;-)

    37. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours truly,
      A corporate shill.

      Fixed that for you.

    38. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the original is, not surprisingly, modded -1 Troll.

    39. Re:Justifying piracy. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

      There's touches of irony as well when one looks at the thread referenced and the present thread not just in the moderation, but the fact that one is a pseudonym and the other is an AC. Guess slashdot was correct in keeping the AC designation.

      --
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    40. Re:Justifying piracy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't want your work stolen? Then don't produce it.

      Seriously, are you stupid?

    41. Re:Justifying piracy. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

      Is that what Tivo was doing? Presenting GPL code as their own?

      --
      Shai Schticks:"You don't make peace with friends, you make peace with enemies"
    42. Re:Justifying piracy. by Wildclaw · · Score: 1

      Both a bad and good analogy.

      It is extremely bad in that you can't increase availability of physical goods by taking it. Using ten year outdated arguments like that makes it hard for me to take you seriously.

      On the other hand, the basics of the analogy does describe how things work when groups of people disagree. Violence and crime breaks out until either both sides come to a compromise, or one side beats the other to submission. (and often the compromise comes about by people who aren't on either side decides to step up and take a firmer middle ground)

      When it comes to Somalia, there is little chance to come to any kind of compromise, because of the bad state of the country, so force and violence dictates the rules.

    43. Re:Justifying piracy. by komode0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      let us continue our selfish leeching

      but don't forget to seed when you're done!

    44. Re:Justifying piracy. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Is it groupthink to agree with the obvious?

    45. Re:Justifying piracy. by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Au contraire, dear friend.

      Seriously, are you suggesting our dear artists should NOT get endowed with eternal incomes from having a single album out? Or that companies should NOT be able to profit for 125 years after creating something artistic? How dare you.

      The mere fact that the normals work for their money day in day out should NOT be regarded as an excuse to apply that same logic to us, the ueberpeople, who just appropriate other peoples work and can then gather the bounty for more than a century. For the risktaking we do, it's only an ample amount of payback. I mean - just one tiny ferrari, that wouldn't actually compensate for anything, right? It certainly wouldn't compensate for the size of our... never mind.

      Please, continue to allow us to screw the artists out of their money with creative financial trickery, whilst reaping the benefits for ages. It would really hurt us if you hurt our bottomline. Because, after all, that's where our heart is. And unlike artists who actually have skills and can go out and do performances, all we can do is just cheat people out of their money. And if people pirate our stuff (our stuff, yes, it's not the artists stuff by any means once they sign their names in blood), where would we be?

      So people, don't believe the parent poster. He's a commie. Support our business executives *oops* I mean our American Freedom Businesses For Free American People and buy more records.

      Sincere greedings,

      Joe M. Maker,
      Record Executive.

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      Mrs. Steen, please publish this to the idiots on the usual fora. Also, send some to the reporters we have on the standard paylist. I'm not paying them to laze about when our business is threatened. Also, call a few of the "shills" (is that what they call lobbyists nowadays?) and have them put out some tearful piece about how copyright violations create starving children, destroy Real American Jobs and create communism everywhere. Bonusses for anyone who manages to get the word "marxist" in their contributions.

      Oh, and invite that cute little singer from that band that just signed over to my place for the weekend. If she says no, just explain the terms they just signed for.

      - Joe.

      --
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    46. Re:Justifying piracy. by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Actually no, there is no difference between the right to bear arms of a depressed guy under prescription drugs and an army vet. Either you are against both bearing arms or blah blah.

      See, there are thousands of other istances where laws put restrictions to a category of people considered even remotely a potential danger.
      Sometimes those restrictions have sense because they want to prevent social problems. Sometimes it's just a way for politicians to pretend to care. But exceptions, well, are the rule.

      When nobody will have a problem if a porn movie with their mom is advertised in the local theater, THEN there will be no difference and I will be the hypocrite. Till that moment, you're it.

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    47. Re:Justifying piracy. by supersloshy · · Score: 1

      Is that what Tivo was doing? Presenting GPL code as their own?

      Actually, Tivo wasn't violating the GPL at all; they exploited a loophole, which prompted the development of the GPLv3 with an "anti-tivoization" clause. Specifically, Tivoization prevents you from modifying GPL'd software on a device (or using your own) via hardware restrictions, like Tivo did with their set-top boxes (hence the name).

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    48. Re:Justifying piracy. by PietjeJantje · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Which porn movie was that, with your mom in it?

    49. Re:Justifying piracy. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

      Technically they weren't violating the GPL, but if you remember back when this came to light on Slashdot, it was the "spirit" that was being violated. Much like technically there's isn't theft, but the spirit in which artists release their works are violated. Of course all this is a bunch of hooey if there's no such thing as the "spirit" of an agreement. I'll leave it up to the audience to discuss the ramifications of that.

      Also the one I responded to missed the point as well. It's the inconsistency of the use of the concept "stolen" that the OP was pointing out. Also while claiming others work as one's own is plagiarism, I believe it's also a copyright violation as well.

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      Shai Schticks:"You don't make peace with friends, you make peace with enemies"
    50. Re:Justifying piracy. by petrus4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even though the open source community is about giving back as much as it is taking, I'm just going to take. I'm a human leech with self-serving beliefs and an inability to empathize with content creators who are trying to make a living.

      Whether or not I agree with you here, depends on what you're advocating. If you want individual artists to get paid for what they do, I have no argument. If you think I should be giving the *AA themselves money, on the other hand, we're likely to have a problem. ;)

      I don't believe John Carmack should be paid for his work. I'm going to sit on my ass while he spends years coding the next advanced 3D engine from id Software. When their game comes out, I'm going to pirate it without giving a second thought about paying John Carmack for his work.

      Mr Carmack and his distinguished colleagues became economically capable of buying themselves sports cars close to 20 years ago, now. I'm sure he'd appreciate your concerns, but although I don't have his balance sheet in front of me, I'm equally certain that Mr Carmack would tell you that he's scratching along at least reasonably nicely, thank you. ;)

      For the record, however, even despite him already being wealthy at this point, I don't have any resistance to giving him a reasonable amount of money for his work, and given my own situation, "reasonable," is defined at anywhere up to $100 AUD per unit, although it would most likely only be *one* unit that I would buy at a time, of course. A man of Mr Carmack's intelligence, in my mind deserves to be doing well economically.

      I also recently paid Notch for Minecraft, and I did so before I'd played the game personally at all; having only seen it on my brother's machine. I have nothing whatsoever against ground level Capitalism; I only wish for it to be truly ground level. I want to dispense with the middleman. Let the *AA go the way of the dinosaur, and let Mr Carmack press his own CDs, and I will be more than happy to pay him for them; moreso than I am now, because that way, I could be confident that the entirety of the purchase price would be going where I intended it to; into his pocket directly, and not into those of suits.

      If I am going to pay for media, I want to be able to go to the individual website of a specific author, order through said website, and know that the money I am paying for the purchase I am making, will go to that author. I am less confident of that with the *AA being in the way, than I would be according to that model.

      EULAs and copyright licenses are wrong, yet the GPL is good. Piracy isn't theft, yet GPL violations are referred to as "stolen GPL code." I accept all of these double-standards because it serves me. I pretend not to notice when someone points out that the GPL relies on copyright law, and if I want to get rid of copyright, my beloved open source code will no longer be protected by the GPL.

      GNU/cultists might have this perspective, but I can assure you that I do not. Everything I write is under the BSD license. If I'm going to write FOSS, I don't believe in going half way.

      Piracy is theft, if it deprives an author of income. *Copying* itself is not theft at all. Piracy and copying are two different things. Let me explain.

      If I pay Mr Carmack for one of his games, in my own mind at least, I'm not paying him for a copy of that. I'm paying him for his labour; and for the fact that I realise that his brain is a unique resource. Said brain requires glucose in order to continue functioning, (he probably also enjoys killing off some of its' redundancy with alcohol as well, periodically, as do many of us) which is derived from a number of secondary substances, all of which cost money. If his work creates something of value for me, I consider it ethical to give him a source of value in return. Trade is an extremely fundamental concept; it's as old as humanity itself.

      That then means, that as far as I'm concerned, once I've paid for the ga

    51. Re:Justifying piracy. by Donoman · · Score: 1

      Great thing about pirates is, we don't give a damn. Troll harder faggot.

  11. Spoiler Alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I watched 'till the end where I found out finally and definitively, Robin is indeed gay. Bat shit gay.

    1. Re:Spoiler Alert! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about Batman himself? Did he use the "once doesn't count" excuse?

  12. Wait... what? by Revotron · · Score: 1

    Okay, the TFA says "Axel Braun" "wrote" the porno.

    Seriously? People "write" pornos? They already have no fucking plot to begin with, so what the hell does a "porn writer" actually "write"?

    Hell, I think a more fitting term would be "choreographer" considering the kinds of physical activities that go into these productions.

    1. Re:Wait... what? by compro01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is a plot. Almost always a mindlessly superficial plot which people ignore and wish wasn't getting in the way, but is included to get around the Miller test, but it is a plot.

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    2. Re:Wait... what? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Informative

      Obviously, you're not a connoisseur of porn. You've been jerking off to plotless clips, but you're completely unaware of the vast universe of porn with plot. Go forth and explore this new world which has been opened unto you, like a giant pussy.

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    3. Re:Wait... what? by hatten · · Score: 1

      Is it just me that often enjoys the story as much as the scenes? Assuming that it's a good story. Though it might be easier to achieve in comic format.

    4. Re:Wait... what? by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 4, Funny

      There is a plot. Almost always a mindlessly superficial plot which people ignore and wish wasn't getting in the way, but is included to get around the Miller test, but it is a plot.

      Off topic, but I ROFLed after reading that link - something called the "Three Prong Obscenity Test" sounds more like a porn quality control standard than a legal doctrine :)

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    5. Re:Wait... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just saw the trailer on Youtube. I thought at first it was going to be an outright porno flick, but it's more of a B movie (with sex scenes).

      Which makes the this lawsuit totally stupid for two reasons. The obvious one it's that that the movie uses intellectual property that is owned by someone else. The other reason is that the Internet is a great medium for B movies. No viewer expects or demands Hollywood acting in the movies, the movie does not cost an arm and a leg to make, nobody ever feels ripped off watching the movie, movie makers tend to get fans no matter what, and it does not even eliminate the possibility of DVD sales.

      Reminds me a lot of There Will Be Brawl and they have a bunch of fans just waiting for the DVD release (limited edition, for obvious reasons) despite it being available to watch on the Internet for free.

    6. Re:Wait... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...something called the "Three Prong Obscenity Test" sounds more like a porn quality control standard than a legal doctrine :)

      Three prongs don't make it tight...oh wait, yes they do.

    7. Re:Wait... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bad form to reply to myself...but just had to mention the captcha for my post above was "enlarger"

  13. Illegally sharing by srussia · · Score: 1

    FTFS: "alleging that the defendants illegally shared"

    Is it just me or does the the phrase "illegal sharing" strike anyone else as odd?

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  14. Side note by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    '**** 'em all,' Braun told Xbiz.

    Interestingly, this statement also describes the main plot line of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.

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  15. Wow... by shentino · · Score: 4, Funny

    These guys can be real dicks.

  16. It takes one to know one... by fishexe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When do we get to the part where Axel Braun gets sued for using the trademarked name Batman for a porn movie?

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    "I don't care about the Constitution!" --Bill O'Reilly, November 17, 2009
    1. Re:It takes one to know one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copyright law 101: Fair use . There is no way a porn parody will get mistaken for a valid trademark.

    2. Re:It takes one to know one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably protected under satire or parody.

    3. Re:It takes one to know one... by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Just because you call it a "parody" doesn't mean it is. Pornographers take characters from every hit movie to make their films, which is similar to what this guy did with the Catcher in the Rye, which the courts ruled was indeed copyright infringement.

    4. Re:It takes one to know one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      indeed copyright infringement

      But the parent and grandparent posts to yours said trademark not copyright.

      Though the parent is confused about the difference, too. You can't "parody" your way out of trademark infringement- the question is whether there's a likelihood of confusion among the purchasing public that the products share source, origin, or sponsorship. Seems plausible to me that someone actually could be confused- Warner Brothers and Vivid aren't exactly small-time limited operations. (Is Lifetime one of the TV stations Disney owns? Hell if I know.) Anyway, on the copyright side, it's not whether it's a parody- it's whether you've transformed the work sufficiently to avoid infringement. If you've got some groundbreaking Batman art that people will be studying for hundreds of years, go for it. If you've used the character to write a screenplay where he falls in love with Lois Lane, good luck with that...

    5. Re:It takes one to know one... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      When do we get to the part where Axel Braun gets sued for using the trademarked name Batman for a porn movie?

      10 seconds after a summons is issued to a Warner Brothers exec who didn't really understand Bittorrent.

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  17. Fuck us? Fuck you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet another dimwit who just does not realize one simple fact..

    Those people he sues.. ARE HIS CUSTOMERS!

    Maybe not this time. Maybe not this movie. But overall that group of people he's taking to court contains a large group of the people who PAY HIM.

    And for the ones who never paid him? They never will.

    These copyright suits are retarded. They can only hurt your bottom line directly and thru negative word of mouth. It's bad business.

    Fuckin moron throwing money away...

  18. Pot. Kettle. Black. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hang on a minute, isn't the Batman franchise owned by DC Comics? Shouldn't they be suing HIS a*s for copyright infringement and asking for damages done for sullying the good name of the IP?

  19. Men in tights by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  20. BATman?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would name a porn movie BATman?

    1. Re:BATman?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this movie staring Richard Gere?

  21. My confession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am a porn star. Well, rather, I was an extra in a porn movie. I was the slightly tubby Asian dude sitting in a club with a naked chick dancing in front of me. No pay for the part, but I did get to see some naked chick dancing in front of me. Oh yeah, then she ...umm... fornicated with some redneck looking dude. Then another. Then another. Why was I there? I was a computer consultant at the time. My job was to setup a video server so that the naked chick could be broadcast all over the world. The owner of the company said, "Hey, want to be in a movie?" My first thought was that I'd get to, you know, bang some hot chick. Of course not. I was credited as Wang Dong, which was all I could think of at the time.

    As for the rest of the talent? The naked chick was drugged out and pretty dried out to look at in real life, but wonder of wonders, on the final video she looks pretty damn young and pretty damn hot. The redneck looking dude was a flaming homo. He could switch from redneck with a southern drawl to flaming homo on a dime. Pretty bizarre. The other dude was just strange.

  22. The studio screws the staff more than pirates do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No pun intended. The only people that make any real money are the financiers, the studios and the big stars. Everybody else gets a regular paycheck.

    If it wasn't for "piracy" many of these films wouldn't have even been noticed by the paying public. The real pirates are the rich owners and the over-paid lawyers.

  23. panicking pornographers by stimpleton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pornography and its consumer's behaviors are changing, and traditionalists like Axel Braun and Vivid entertainment are worried. Their style of film is declining. In the 90's it was Porn star actresses and a fairly small pool it was too. There were plots, stories, romance.

    Only now in the last 5-10 years have producers realized that the market wants none of this. Guys (as consumers) want a new girl each in each scene and subsequent film. Porn Stars are now only tolerated because they have some special trick.

    And its changing still again, where people arent subscribing to the main stream "porn Pros" but to niche amateurs sites and marketers. An example is the "dogging" films (women engaging in sex at car parks etc), which originated in Britain. A guy in Ohio has picked up this phenomonon. His DVD's are selling very well thank you. And the old Skool pornographers don't like it. One bit.

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    1. Re:panicking pornographers by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only now in the last 5-10 years have producers realized that the market wants none of this. Guys (as consumers) want a new girl each in each scene and subsequent film. Porn Stars are now only tolerated because they have some special trick.

      I don't know about that, I'm a fairly avid consumer of porn and I like my favorites. What I don't like is a bunch of obviously fake sex, which is why I like the amateur stuff. If you catch them before they are jaded you can see some really nice fucking. After they've been in the business for a few years they may still look good on the outside, but... you know the rest

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    2. Re:panicking pornographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, the true amateur is where it's at. Sure, the lighting is usually crap, there's often annoying music in the background, or the TV (seriously, who does that? Who fucks with the tv going. Muic I can understand, but trying to get it on with Saturday Night Liv in the background would distract the shit outa me!), and the "models" might not be 100% toned.

      But it's genuine. There's no crew standing around, it's not just zombie-like fucking, it's real sex, with people who often actually give a fuck about each other. 1555 times more arousing than a glorified prostitute with fake titties giving head to a ridiculously-large-penised guy with an IQ smaller than his wang-length

      / Anonymous for reasons of shame.

    3. Re:panicking pornographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the old "if your content was good, it wouldn't be pirated" argument. Blaming the content producer for piracy; I wish every crime was this fun to legitimize. Hay, maybe if your doors were stronger you wouldn't have been robbed. It's your fault for getting murdered, what with your vital organs so succeptible to knife attacks. By the way she was dressed, she was just begging to be raped.
      Tell me, if the market has changed to a point where there is no longer demand for this kind of content, why did so many people download it?

    4. Re:panicking pornographers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly it's time for the porn star to become a mainstream actor and the standard acting classes to include porn and all(in/out) sex as subjects. While waiting this to happen, one can tune in to the HBO.

    5. Re:panicking pornographers by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can go to Congress (as one group of wankers to another) and beg for a bailout?

  24. Misquote by dangitman · · Score: 3, Funny

    '**** 'em all,' Braun told Xbiz.

    I very much doubt that he said "Asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk 'em all." I know slashdot has incompetent editors, but you could at least get the fucking quote right.

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    1. Re:Misquote by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Funny

      '**** 'em all,' Braun told Xbiz.

      I very much doubt that he said "Asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk 'em all." I know slashdot has incompetent editors, but you could at least get the fucking quote right.

      Absolutely correct. From TFA, he actually said "F dash dash dash 'em all".
      Let's hope the submitter/editor can get it right, next time.

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  25. Costs by chaynlynk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stop charging $40 for your shitty porno and maybe people will care.
    New Hollywood movies don't even cost that much on blu-ray.

  26. Following this closely... by Petersko · · Score: 1

    I didn't download this film... wonder if they'll go after fans of Kendra or Karissa? Not that I'm worried. Okay, maybe I'm... slightly concerned...

  27. Too bad by Petersko · · Score: 1

    I'm nostalgic about old porn, back before it was "interview and nail". My first Porno was "Pretty Peaches 2". It had a sense of ridiculousness that made it fun to watch. I'd even tolerate "80's bush" to have porn not take itself so seriously. And no, a hundred versions of "big sausage pizza" doesn't cut it. Ah... Siobhan... You were so unconvincing as the 20 year old who hadn't been laid...

  28. Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Isn't this the same company that profits by selling celebrity sex tapes whether the celebrity approves of it or not? I feel so sorry for them.

  29. Sick People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont they have anything better to do then go film batman xxx, loosers

  30. Usual hivemind fallacy by orbweaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many times does it have to be pointed out: Slashdot is not a single person.

    But feel free to karma whore by blatantly ignoring this point which has been raised many times before in response to posts like yours. It seems that attacking the mythical "Slashdot group think" is an easy way to get a +5 Insightful on almost any story these days.

    1. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by toriver · · Score: 1

      But the people posting on Slashdot are not part of that legal entity, nit-picker, any more than people writing letters to New York Times are part of that newspaper.

      You need to get better (and actual) arguments.

    2. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Slashdot couldn't possibly have any common view point or consistent theme. It's comprised of many individuals who all have a totally different view about how great piracy is, save for the few who oppose this and are ridiculed and downmodded to obscurity. (Remember, free speech is only reserved for people who agree with us.)
      Unlike that "Greedy M$" and "Evil MAFIAA". In fact I just passed the RIAA on the street the other day and he was a total dick.
      Way to prove they guy's point about the double standard.

    3. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by ScentCone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It seems that attacking the mythical "Slashdot group think" is an easy way to get a +5 Insightful on almost any story these days.

      You mean kind of like karma whoring by trotting out the "The Slashdot Groupthink Meme Is False" meme? The only reason you're being so defensive is because he's actually dead on. The editorial slant at slashdot, and the large majority of the comments surrounding such issues, are just as he satirically describes them. And, of course, you know that, or you wouldn't be so prickly about it.

      You are technically correct (since I'm not a leech, or piracy advocate either), but you know he's actually correct, in practical terms, when it comes to the culture that rules slashdot and its ratings system.

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    4. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that attacking the mythical "Slashdot group think" is an easy way to get a +5 Insightful on almost any story these days.

      I find that wildly ironic. In one statement you simultaneously deny the existence of groupthink while providing a common example of it.

    5. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      No, it is a website where a handful of editors put out submission after submission as above.

      It is a website where commenters do exactly what the GPP states. They support copyright only when it serves their interests and attack it when it does not. Slashdot group think is not mythical and if you would know that is you bothered to look with an open mind

      The GPP is writing an open letter using a literary device. Perhaps you should return to school and take a few more courses in literature.

    6. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by davev2.0 · · Score: 1

      'By the way, why do you think there are so many AC posts that go against said groupthink? It is because one generally gets modded into oblivion when one goes against the groupthink. The "troll", "flamebait", and "overrated" moderations are treated by many slashdotters as "You do not think as we do so you should be punished." regardless of how true, informative, or insightful the comment actually is.

    7. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by Grapplebeam · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is not, but Anonymous Coward is.

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    8. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      How many times does it have to be pointed out: Slashdot is not a single person.

      Technically, you are correct, but you show strong evidence of missing the point (possibly even deliberately). It doesn't matter that Slashdot is not a single person, or that all Slashdotters don't all necessarily agree on some issue. The point is that there is a sufficient presence of people with a certain opinion, such that they are capable of making (and often willing to make) visible only the comments that agree with said opinion. At its worst, this has chilling effects on intellectual diversity, specifically discouraging reasonable debate.

      This has happened with the piracy issue; I have experienced it first hand. I have posted a number of extremely polite, well reasoned arguments, only to have them discreetly smothered by overrated mods (of course, because I was perfectly on topic, reasonable, clearly not a troll, and original, and overrated mods do not have repercussions via metamoderation). When I responded to one of the responders to my argument, in the same sentence as insulting my intelligence, he agreed with my assessment that I was being censored for the content of my opinions, not the way they were presented. Certainly, there has been since a swing on the issue, and now people speaking up about piracy are simply at a disadvantage, rather than completely without hope. I should also point out that this is no isolated incident. I have posted probably in excess of 100 anti-piracy posts (some more polite than others), and roughly 30-40% have been unjustly modded down. I also browse with bonuses on troll and flamebait mods, and I see other such injustices (a common example: in religion vs atheism debates).

      Please, the groupthink here is a very serious issue here. There is no fallacious assumption of a hive mind occurring here. Nobody doubts that slashdot is made up of individuals. The posts were ignored because they simply weren't relevant.

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    9. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "You are technically correct. The Best Kind Of Correct! "

      Fixed that for you.

      No charge!

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    10. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by RocketRabbit · · Score: 1

      It's pretty lame to create a brand new account to give yourself an air of legitimacy, when a post like this is the result.

      Your real UID is probably hard at work on this very thread, bitching out the damn porn producers for having the AUDACITY for filing a lawsuit to protect their work.

      What a knob.

    11. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by Kjella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      May I inquire how you might "karma whore" as an Anonymous Coward? It is my understanding that it generally involves appealing to the slashdot groupthink for the purpose of obtaining karma that may later be used to post various forms of unpopular posts starting at high moderation (aka "burn karma") or gain moderator points. As ACs may not gather karma, I submit that no AC may engage in this practice though they may parttake in "trolling". And by responding, you lost.

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    12. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that one had a way to post at an unnaturally high moderation. Is that done automagically when you have high karma, or is it something that no longer happens (but used to)?

    13. Re:Usual hivemind fallacy by Kjella · · Score: 1

      If you have good karma, your posts will get an extra +1 and start at 2. Or maybe I should say those with bad karma start at 1, most people have good karma. If you click the "score" link of a post you will see all modifiers.

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  31. This story is a little hard to swallow by hawks5999 · · Score: 1

    I thought BT was the main form of distribution for porn? If there's another industry that has mastered the "First one is free" concept better, I'd like to know what it is.

    1. Re:This story is a little hard to swallow by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was probably hard for the actresses to swallow too.

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  32. It fits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for nerds. Stuff that matters.

  33. AIDS by Burnhard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is the same Vivid that has had to stop production due to one of their performers being diagnosed with HIV? No wonder he's having a hissy fit and throwing all of his toys out of the pram.

    If the porn industry wasn't rogering customers with stupidly expensive website fees, piracy wouldn't be a problem for it.

  34. At jerking off. Draw the line at jerking off. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if someone illegally downloads Photoshop and uses it to produce graphics which he sells for $10,000+ it's not the same thing? Or is it, because it is benefiting someone else other than him?

    So where do you draw the line?

    I believe it is safe to say that we can draw a line somewhere around jerking off.
    Cause... no one will pay you $10k to jerk off to Batman-porn.
    Any "benefit" to be had there is entirely in your hands.

  35. Compulsory superman joke by janwedekind · · Score: 5, Funny

    Superman is kinda bored so he just starts flying around looking for something to do. He's flying over Wonder Woman's house and sees her bedroom window is open. He stops for a glimpse and sees her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.

    Superman gets turned on looking at her so he decides what the hell, I can just fly in real quick, give her the ole' in-out and be out of there before she even knows what hit her. After all he is Superman. So, in he goes, wham-bam and he's out of there.

    Wonder Woman knew something happened and says, "What was that?" The invisible man says, "I don't know but, damn, is my ass sore."

  36. Usual defender fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About the same number of times as it takes for anyone trained in statistics to see the hole in your argument. If being a single person was a requirement then we wouldn't have "this percentage of Americans believe in evolution". Instead we have group A believes in engaging in behavior Y and the percentage of that being moderated up is [insert number here] better known as "Slashdot Group Think". In other words for those who've read this far and still don't get it, one is talking about observed behavior in statistical terms not some black and white "everyone". Now while those using the group-think argument don't give exact numbers it's not really the point. The point is, is there a systematic moderating up (hence the expression of approval) of certain positions and worse the moderating down of counter positions (disapproval) by a group. Trying to hide behind the "I'm not with them" aka the tired and threadbare "we're not a single person!", Duh! doesn't make one look intelligent. Just someone who wants to play the "See no evil, hear no evil", "problem, what problem" game?

    1. Re:Usual defender fallacy by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thing is that Slashdot does not have a single "group think" position on any particular topic. On the issue of copyright I have noticed three distinct groups: those that think illegally copying electronic data (e-books, movies, music) is a right which should not be infringed (slightly overstated, but elements of the group go that far), those that think that many times those that produce creative works (books, movies, music) benefit from illegally copying of their work far more than they suffer (although anyone doing so for profit should be punished to the fullest extent of the law), and those who believe that anyone who copies creative works illegally deserves whatever punishment comes their way to the fullest extent of the law (and sometimes beyond). Which group controls the mods on a particular discussion depends on who has mod points at any particular time when such a subject comes up.

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    2. Re:Usual defender fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or "d":

      Agree with copyright in principle but believe that the 95+ years term is not constitutional and needs to be reset to 14 years + 14 more if the author is still alive. Who also believe that damage amounts for non-commercial infringement are being set way too high.

    3. Re:Usual defender fallacy by Twisted64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The thing is that Slashdot does not have a single "group think" position on any particular topic.

      Yes, it does. It has a US-centric view of everything, 'cause most slashdotters are from there. When otherwise intelligent people start arguing for their gun rights, frantically posting links to wikipedia and quoting the U.S. constitution, I am able to step back and realise how the rest of the world views our discussions.

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    4. Re:Usual defender fallacy by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      When otherwise intelligent people start arguing for their gun rights, frantically posting links to wikipedia and quoting the U.S. constitution, I am able to step back and realise how the rest of the world views our discussions.

      I'm from "the rest of the world", and hereabouts I'm quite happy to quote US Constitution and argue for gun rights. ~

      And, hey, what's wrong with posting links to Wikipedia? It's not an American project.

  37. You had me at pirates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... lost me at "I implore you".
    Seriously... learn to condense your rants if you can't already make them interesting.

  38. DC Comics isn't getting any money. Why should he? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seriously doubt he is paying anything to DC Comics. So basically he doesn't have a problem with using the creative work of others, without their approval or payment, and redistributing it to others for profit. But when someone takes his product and redistributes it for free he cries foul?

  39. Oh bullshit by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This same argument has been used for newspapers, tv, radio, opera, iPod, mafia, whatever and guess what they are all still here.

    And as for dogging being the latest craze. Sorry, but are you TOTALLY incapable of seeing the irony in your own post? You are comparing Vivid to some guy selling DVD's in Ohio (and if he is selling them, then it ain't amateur anymore)? And the move to "amateur" is hardly new either. Gonzo mean anything to you?

    What has happened over the decades is that porn, has become more mainstream. As nudity becomes acceptable in this regular movie theather, porn has had to go further to still be able to sell. And tech has allowed it, ever closer close-ups, less need for the camera to dictate the action.

    And yet at the same time, the call for retro-porn, from a time when you could NOT see a girls cervix, is greater then ever. For every Dogging fan there is a guy browsing OLD magazines.

    The internet has shown us just how great the diversity in the taste of porn is, but that doesn't stop some kid coming along claiming that the DVD's from some guy in Ohio are where it is at.

    But don't worry. The newspapers, radio, tv, theathers, the iPod, and the mafia are SURE to take your hint and finally die off. Because YOU determined what EVERYONE else wants.

    Grow up.

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  40. This may be a fun jury to be on if the movie has t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may be a fun jury to be on if the movie has to be shown in court.

  41. what a huge lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People don't realize that when you pirate a movie it hurts all of the people who work very hard to get it produced — from the cast to the production assistants to the makeup artists

    Are you kidding me? Is he seriously telling us that for every sale of the movie the makeup artists and the production assistants and the cast all get a cut? What a lie! Those people are generally only paid for time during the shoot, it is very rare for even the cast and or the director to get some part of the proceeds of the sales.

    1. Re:what a huge lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they don't all get a cut but there is an overall effect on a workforce in a market as a market becomes weaker. Sorry if this truth hurts your little brain but as markets slowly fade it's not just the big dog CEOs that take a blow from it. Being in one of those markets that has taken a bit of a tumble recently due to a weak economy and some additional government regulations, I can assure you that the guys on top aren't losing a cent over this but I've already seen over 100 base workers lose their jobs. If you don't acknowledge the truth of this you're either a blind fool or a corporate shill.

      Of course, I understand that it is popular among the Slashdotters to be anti-corporate when it's convenient but suddenly act shocked when honest people lose their jobs. Fucking hypocrites.

  42. hurts all of the people involved by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I thought that was part of the point of a porn film?

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  43. The film is faithful to the source material. by Snufu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alfred is the only one allowed in the Bat Cave.

  44. Jefferson by Joe+U · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Separation of Church and State" does not appear anywhere in the Constitution. It is a phrase coined by Thomas Jefferson.

    Absolutely right.

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"

    Now, go promote one religion in government without stepping on several others. Can't do it, can you? You will ALWAYS upset some group if you go down that road.

    So, Jefferson clarified the establishment clause with the term "Separation of Church and State". Big deal, it's what the end result has to be or you wind up with a huge mess.

    1. Re:Jefferson by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      The difference is that one can be "hostile" to one religion and not hostile to another, while at the same time saying that they are not "establishing" religion. Hostility is establishing just as promoting is.

      Government shouldn't have any say in religion, pro or con.

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  45. Concentrate on the weakness of the "evidence". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these comments, and no one mentioned that all of these lawsuits are based on completely bogus "evidence" that is collected by unknown people working behind closed doors somewhere. All they have is a list of numbers. And no proof of what time or day or year it was. It's totally bogus.

    So I suggest that you all drop the copyright and piracy arguments, and focus on the fact that the "evidence" in these cases is absurdly bad.

  46. Don't attack this AC. by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

    Maybe not. But this AC has framed the majority of Slashdot's thought process in a golden weave. There was no karma whoring here, Orb(it's an AC after all). The statement that he or she gave was completely valid, easily justifiable, and brought a lot of my faults into light as well. Struggle against it though you might, I seriously doubt I'm alone. I represent the average Slashdot reader, in all my common glory. I applaud the AC for taking the time to lay this out in a complete thought. Had I mod points, I'd spend them on this comment rather than posting, because my post doesn't add, simply supports. There is no denying that the vast majority of the GP's comment was spot on.

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  47. "Previewed" it, but would not buy it by ethicalcannibal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sign me up as another voice that watched it, but would never spend money on it. My DL of it would never translate into a sale.

    Not because I don't spend money on porn. More because if I am going to put my cash into a porn film, which I have many times, it has to be more female friendly in the sex scenes. Don't get me wrong, the Batman XXX film is great in all the costuming, and details, they put in to mirror the old series. I was a happy at all details put in.

    However, being female, I really try to put my cash towards porn that acknowledges females get off, and are not just props that fake orgasms for the male actors in the film. That means, I would have never paid for this film. The movies that do achieve that get my cash. Even if I don't think they will be watched more than once because I want to support an industry that does things that way.

    This means my download would not have been a sale. This also means I would never have paid for it at all, unless I got to see another owners copy for free. It's far easier to assume a porn film will not fit my standards than to put money towards endeavors that don't.

    1. Re:"Previewed" it, but would not buy it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Could you please provide a short list of these titles?

  48. It cannot be quantified either way by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Sure we can say *some* sales will be lost, but how many will be won by word of mouth (hu, never mind for porn film, but the argument is usable for everything else) ? Frankly there are a few study I know of which quantified the sales loss, but AFAIK they showed that word of mouth from pirated stuff brought more sales in than those losses.

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  49. Porn is Free by Vegemeister · · Score: 1

    In the year 2010, why would anyone pay for pornography, copyrighted or otherwise? Anyone still on this business model is a chapter 11 walking.

  50. Reviews of the movie. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In case anybody cares, there are reviews of Batman A XXX Parody here. :-)

  51. Simple solution by straponego · · Score: 1

    Many countries now have taxes on recordable media to compensate the content industry for piracy.

    So the solution in this case is obvious: Kleenex Tax.

  52. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dcb06be9c6640f4e92a3a61efb7718 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dcb06be9c6640f4e92a3a61efb7718a6a2649a7e

  53. Capitalism versus Other Stuff by jesset77 · · Score: 1

    I think you might be thinking of Capitalists rather than Conservatives. Capitalists indulge their natural selfish urges, by definition. Could you find a Conservative Socialist? I dunno, but those two Cees aren't necessarily synonymous. I'm a literal "conservative", but I ain't never been a capitalist.

    I'm sorry but, Capitalists do not "indulge their natural selfish urges by definition". Capitalism is an economic system in which the means of production are privately owned and operated for a private profit. Maximizing private profit does not imply indulging selfish urges. Any kind of urge is too primordial to succeed in spearheading as complex a campaign as maximizing private profit; you require planning and discipline to properly acheive that goal. Anything more foolish and you will fail and be replaced.

    It is presumed by Capitalist doctrine that the most successful strategies for pursuit of private profit will also profit and enrich the community as a whole, and that this will occur with greater efficacy than every other competing resource allocation method we have thus far explored. It's certainly more effective than government controlled or centralized resource allocation, as the massive calculations required to determine the fair price of goods in various markets and various municipalities must be decentralized and pushed to the edges of the network.

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  54. I think the headline should have read... by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    “porn industry profits flacid; hires lawyers to screw pirates.”

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  55. Re:Justifying piracy, pretty successfully too! :3 by jesset77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Fellow pirates,

    I implore you to continue your campaign on Slashdot to make me feel less guilty.

    Hi there AC and Successful Troll, how's it going? This is a hell of a thread you've got here. Congraturation!

    Your (yes I know it's plagiarized) post here reminds me a lot of Jonathon Swift's Modest Proposal. Just a nit pick, it is just a touch whinier and less smooth and deadly, but you know if the original you've carped needs some spackle us Pirates won't despise you for adding a little bit of effort to make it a mashup, especially if it's more effective. Nonetheless this was plenty effective, people falling over themselves talking about karma whoring and all manner of silliness. God damn. :D

    In any event, I agree about (checks figures) 80% with your strawman here. I pirate. I don't give a damn who's going out of business because of that. It is, in fact, easier for me. If it weren't I might not. I guess I don't have your strawman's dissonance about that. I don't feel guilty and don't look to /. for other voices to ease my guilt. I am confident that my position is right, and enjoy describing how, if for no other reason than it's fairly counter-intuitive and I'm proud of it. And I like pontificating. :D

    So if you're strawman (or, borrowed strawman) would like it's guilt eased, I'll be happy to post here about how what it's doing is perfectly moral, because if I read your post correctly what it is allegedly doing is perfectly moral and it should continue to allegedly do that. It's like I've just read Karl Marx make up a "Mr Capitalist" strawman who feels guilty about being selfish or about putting inefficient competitors out of business. It just sounds so awesome that I want to root for the puppet no matter how much the puppeteer might dislike him. :3

    For the other 20%, it's mostly mild misunderstandings. The GPL, for example, I am simply against. I want to see it fail along with all other copyright instruments. I publish all of my work as CC0 as it is the closest effective approximation to ridding my work of all copyright entirely. If people wish to hide their ideas in closed source then I won't stop them. If other people wish to reverse engineer those ideas, then I won't stop them either. If I write open source code and someone wants to "steal" it away into their closed source bundle, then I encourage them to do so. Freedom, flexibility, and good publicity will always triumph over paranoia and restrictions and I'm overjoyed at every opportunity to demonstrate that in practice.

    Otherwise your puppet laments over misguided concerns of the puppeteer, saying "even though none of my rights are violated" and "even though this spells doom for my favorite ad-run site" and confusing the people who manage slashdot with it's commenters. I am a commenter, and my views probably don't reflect the views of the site owners. Slashdot might sue people for stealing their content, but I would not in their stead. I do believe that preventing me from obtaining or retransmitting publicly available information is harming my rights. I do believe that retransmitting data authored by someone else does not actually harm their rights. Your puppet may or may not agree with me, but it sounds like it would at least sleep easier if it choose to agree with me. Believing in True Things tends to make sleep easier, and I recommend that to anyone.

    So by all means bring your puppet back to ask any other questions it's feeling guilt about and I'll be here all week, eh? Fictional and needlessly angstful as it may be, the world would be better off if more people behaved precisely that way.

    --
    People willing to trade their freedom of expression for temporary entertainment deserve neither and will lose both.
  56. WE WILL DIE BEFORE WE SURRENDER.NFO by Donoman · · Score: 1

    The RIAA: Because making a copy of a movie is equivalent to shooting orphan puppies and you're going to hell for not giving the producer an extra 20 bucks.

  57. Budgets? by phorm · · Score: 1

    New hollywood movies also tend to have a much greater purchasing audience. I doubt you're going to sell as many copies of the latest XXX as the latest Harry Potter movie.

    Of course, Harry Potter also has a much greater effects budget. I don't know how much it costs to make a pr0n, but I doubt it's quite as much (although special effects might make it more interesting).

  58. fake fake fake by phorm · · Score: 1

    I thing the massive fakeness is one of the problems with the industry. There's a whole lotta fake, and part of the competition is not only downloads, but massive amounts of amateur (but often decent quality) material. Yeah, the angles and lighting aren't always as good, but you've got real people, real reactions, and no fake smiles, noises, or (even worse) voiceovers. I mean, a moan-track... gimme a break. At least in a lot of amat, *both* sides are there for the enjoyment and not it's not an obvious "I'm doing it because I need the money" (which is kinda depressing, and depressing isn't erotic). There *are* a few pros who seem to enjoy their stuff, but they're a minority.

    And studios don't get it, they come out and label stuff as "amateur", but really all that means is that they don't have actors/actresses that have been in the industry for a long time. Amateur professional is an oxymoron, and you can't really make amateur in a pro setting. Personally, I'd be happy to see less studio stuff in downloads. Bring on the amateurs, perhaps it'll push a new progression in videography tools and equipment (a lot of that does have roots in the adult industry.

    Maybe what the studios need to do is make it more interesting for the actors/actresses. How exactly they might do that I'm not 100% sure, but a little interest in the work would take away some of the fakeness.

  59. Too bad by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I thought the p0rn industry to be a more understanding and actually love the propagation of their materials through torrents,
    trust me, once you are a janine fan, you want all her movies....you go out and buy them, but the rest, you could really do without because bad acting or just overall low budget crap, you would not spend a dime on it, why worry about those individuals in the end???