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  1. Re:Acuras break on Your Future Car's Hood Will Be Welded Shut · · Score: 1

    If you haven't owned an Acura, I don't know how much you can say about this.

    Your experiences fit with what other Acura owners say; I don't doubt you or Acura quality.

    I do how to count cars, and when you are stuck in 3-5 mph freeway traffic jams, there is little else to do.

    I saw between 15 and 30 conked-out cars on the shoulders. About half were Acuras (possibly all of them the big boxy one that was like an Accord). Even more incredible, none of the conked cars were actual branded Hondas.

  2. Tin boxes on Cthulhu 500 Racing Card Game Revs Up For Action · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is from Mike Oldfield's "Tubular Bells" album cover.

  3. Stop Using SCO as a weapon.... on Leaked Memo Says Microsoft Raised $86 million for SCO · · Score: 1, Funny

    (big bad Microsoft, trying to kill off its competitors using SCO as a weapon)

    Now I have that Pat Benetar song in my head all day. Thanks a lot. "Stop using SCO as a weapon. Stop using...."

  4. Acuras break on Your Future Car's Hood Will Be Welded Shut · · Score: 1

    Hondas might not break, but Acuras do. I recall being snowed in, in Boston 10 years ago. The situation caused the traffic to move at 5 mph. Many cars could not take this and expired: about half of the dead cars along the sides of the road were Acuras (not Hondas), and the rest were misc. American cars.

    I thought an Acura was just supposed to be a better Honda.

  5. Other possible cards: on Cthulhu 500 Racing Card Game Revs Up For Action · · Score: 4, Funny

    'The Fungi from Detroit'), and car enhancements (such as 'Rats in the Whitewalls')."

    How about:

    Pickman's Motor
    The Car of Cthulhu
    The "VW Thing" on the Doorstep
    The Silver Ignition Key
    The Dream-Quest of Unknown Cardeath
    The Dunwich Humvee
    Imprisoned with the Fords
    The Moon-Buggy
    The Doom that Came to Sebring
    Herbert West, Mechanic

  6. Copyrights? on Cthulhu 500 Racing Card Game Revs Up For Action · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What is the current status anyway on Lovecraft copyrights and characters? Last time I recalled, they had gone into public domain due to the author having died long ago, and then the copyright laws changed and they were protected again.

  7. The union of cars and computers on Your Future Car's Hood Will Be Welded Shut · · Score: 2, Funny
    Pretty soon, all the cars will be always on the Internet anyway. Watch for the following in your future:

    The MyDoom worm: immediately crashes car into brick wall once you go over 55 mph.

    Popup ads in the windshield are an ever-growing visibility problem until you download the Google dashboard which includes a windshield wiper that removes them.

    Cops pull you over for overclocking

    The same grease-stained mechanic who works on your Apple car also works on your nice white iPod, leaving permanent smudges on the case.

    Hayes Accura modem sues Honda Acura car

  8. Not much of one..... on Lifestyle Computers, the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1

    Count these as "stiff notebooks". They are a level below the iMac, which has had adjustable keyboard/monitor position: you don't compromise as much.

  9. s/county/count on Lifestyle Computers, the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 1

    Spelling correction in title.

    The two "lifestyle" machines shown in the links even look like laptops. The Sofec is like laptop frozen in a certain open position, thus lacking the "adjust for optimal viewing" ability that hinged laptops have. Neither has a separated keyboard, which makes the comparison to the iMac all the more out of place.

  10. I think you are overlooking something on Lifestyle Computers, the Next Big Thing? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lifestyle computers, otherwise known as 'computers with everything contained in a single unit', are extremely popular in Japan, where living spaces are much smaller then in the North America. Probably the most popular that I know of that was released are the Apple iMacs.

    What about Apple's own Powerbook and iBook? And all the notebooks from other companies? How does a notebook not county as a 'computers with everything contained in a single unit'. iMacs have never quite met this definition, having the keyboards as a separate part.

  11. A little green rosetta on Digital 'Ghosts' To Guide Students On Campus · · Score: 1

    A little green rosetta, will make the muffin taste betta. A little green rosetta....

  12. Micropayment on NEC Demands License Fees For Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd be happy to give them a micropayment for their nanotubes.

  13. A SUN in a jar? on Fusion In Sonoluminescence (Again)? · · Score: 4, Funny

    A SUN in a jar? If you think Darl is bad, just wait to see the look on Scott McNealy's face once everyone starts creating his server in their mayonaise jars.

  14. What did you catch today, Egon? on Digital 'Ghosts' To Guide Students On Campus · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What did we catch today, Egon?"

    "Well, let's check the traps: 3 repeating phantasms, 18 roaming terminal vapors, and 6 semitranslucent sessile spectres. Oh. I went back to Columbia University and picked up some of those new invisible, but talkative digital agents"

  15. No one steps on a church in my town.... on Digital 'Ghosts' To Guide Students On Campus · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll pull the plug on this project as soon as a giant marshmallow stomps the campus chapel.

    "I find her interesting because
    she's my client and she sleeps above her covers- FOUR FEET above her covers"

  16. First, the human frogger... on Digital 'Ghosts' To Guide Students On Campus · · Score: 1, Troll

    First, the human frogger on "Seinfeld". Now, they are turning college campuses into Pac-Man? "Inky, Blinky, and Clyde: coming to a college near you!"

  17. Little SCO on SCO Names 1st Lawsuit Target: AutoZone [Updated] · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apologies to Ronnie and the Daytonas and their "GTO" song:

    "Little SCO, youre really lookin fine
    Three lawsuits and a make me pay $699
    Listen to Darl yackin up now, listen to Darl why-ee-eye-ine
    Cmon and turn it on, wind it up, blow it out SCO"

  18. Autozone???? Not quite expected on SCO Names 1st Lawsuit Target: AutoZone [Updated] · · Score: 5, Funny

    Autozone? This is way out of the typical "tech sphere"; I would have expected suits against other tech companies.

    Now SCO is going to provoke the wrath of the automotive industry and enthusiasts; an entire new group of people to learn to hate SCO.

  19. Ogg Vorbis on Mike Oldfield's Online Game Makes Like A Maestro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One reason for Slashdotters to love Oldfield's Music VR Projects: they use Ogg Vorbis for the audio compression.

  20. The Designated Hitler rule on Cincinnati Gets Broadband Over Power Lines · · Score: -1, Troll

    I always thought I wanted to ask Reds owner Marge Scott what she thought about the Designated Hitler rule. Pete Rose has bet me a bucket of skyline chili on this one.

  21. ...and one more on Video Games Make People Fat and Mean · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Video Games Make Kids", fat violent Swedish experts say.

  22. Video Games Make Kids Fat, Violent ,Swedish on Video Games Make People Fat and Mean · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer "Video Games Make Kids Fat, Violent, Swedish; Experts Say"

    I like the idea of kids running around going "Bork Bork Bork" on their way to Babbage's or McDonalds.

  23. Welcome! on Video Games Make People Fat and Mean · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our surly obese juvenile overlords with their excellent hand-eye coordination. I will only look on with admiration as they mature into an entire generation of Baron Harkonnen's.

    And if they need someone to direct them to sources of slaves to toil in their lardmines, they know where to look.

  24. Make that best composer on Mike Oldfield's Online Game Makes Like A Maestro · · Score: 1

    Make that "world's best composer", and you might be onto something.

  25. In other words on Mike Oldfield's Online Game Makes Like A Maestro · · Score: 1

    In other words: "1993 called. They want their Rend386 demos back"