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  1. What size is it? on US Government Upgrades RAM · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did not see the reference to the actual size of it. I'm guessing a platter the size of Alcatraz (which is in between "as big as a house" and "the size of Pittsburg").

    Just wait until AOL starts mailing these out.

  2. Lethal Weapon on Can Software Kill? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If software is outlawed, only outlaws will have software.

  3. Nice tourist slogan on Play Classic Video Games In NY, At Home · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you'd like to play classic arcade games from the 1980s, then it might be time for you to take a trip to New York

    If they want a killer, boffo tourist slogan to bring the huddled masses to NYC, I think they need to try something different.

  4. Command line is more consistent on The Command Line - Best Newbie Interface? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In my experience, the command line is more consistent, especially if you are telling someone to do something. Once you get into it, it just a matter of saying "press A, then press ., then...."

    With a GUI, there is a lot of hunting and squinting and guessing: basically, the stuff is never in the same place and never looks the same from one machine to the next.

  5. Australians.... on Can Counter-Strike Players Be Summed Up By Nation? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Australians have the best aim

    As if that is of any help when your boomerang rounds always come back and knock down your health points.

  6. Open Sores medical software on Open Source Medical Billing Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    For once, the old "Foxtrot" comic-strip joke is not off-topic.

  7. I like the car DVD with windshield projection on AT&T Wireless Phone "Upgrades" Aren't · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like the car DVD system that includes the windshield video projector, so I can watch movies like "Along Came Polly" while driving. It sure beats anything I'd see on the road in front of me.

  8. Upgrades = downgrades on AT&T Wireless Phone "Upgrades" Aren't · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Too often, upgrades really mean downgrades. I was recently forced to "upgrade" my Nokia cell phone to a "newer better" model.

    The newer model as the number keys laid out in converging diagonal lines, instead of straight up and down like the old one, so I have to think about and hunt for each number key. I guess the standard phone-button layout was just not good enough for Nokia.

  9. dot sucks on International Domain Name Disputes Analyzed · · Score: 3, Funny

    How about a TLD ".sucks" for all of these?

  10. Eric Lenscherr on Realizing Near-Optical Magnetism · · Score: 3, Funny

    Success at last, Eric Lenscherr.

  11. Mc Donald wrapper on Tumbleweed Rover for Marathon Martian Journeys · · Score: 4, Funny

    I vote for the rover in the form of a McDonald's cheeseburger wrapper. This will blow around across half the planet (at least until Val Kilmer's robot dog finds it and eats it)

  12. Celebrate ! on Celebrating Spam's Ten-Year Anniversary · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm so happy about this that I'm going to send an e-mail about the event to 43,000,000 of my closest friends.

  13. To the moon ! on Celebrating Spam's Ten-Year Anniversary · · Score: 2, Funny

    estimates $11.7 billion was spent on goods and services pitched via unsolicited e-mail.

    If one person answered all of these penis lengthening ads and purchased the product, the resulting member would stretch to the moon, circle it 3 times, and reach all the way back.

  14. Bugs with bodies on 50 First Deaths - On Designing MMO Respawning · · Score: 1

    There were bugs with bodies disappearing

    Is that like the Brendelfly guy from "The Fly" remake with a transporter device?

  15. Get a life on Microsoft Gadget Keeps Record of Your Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    "hehe. I used Grokster to download 120 people's lives, and now my hard drive is full of them."

  16. Electronic probation tether on Microsoft Gadget Keeps Record of Your Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is like one of those electronic probation tether things for crooks, but it reports back to Bill Gates instead of to the courts.

  17. Re:What about low-quality copies? on Losing Control of Your TV · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A DVD collection of "Dharma and Greg" will meet those requirements quite easily.

  18. That's it! on ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player · · Score: 1

    That looks like it exactly! I wonder if it can display text files and act as an ebook reader?

  19. Re:Time to drag out this old chestnut, It might ap on Losing Control of Your TV · · Score: 5, Funny

    First they came for the ooffshore pirate DVD factories,
    and I didn't speak up,
    because I wasn't an offshore DVD pirate.
    Then they came for the Kazaa users,
    and I didn't speak up,
    because I didn't use Kazaa.
    Then they came for the VHS copiers,
    and I didn't speak up,
    because I still used Betemax.
    Then they came for me,
    and I turned off the set.

  20. It's the show on Losing Control of Your TV · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come to think of it, it is impossible to make a "high quality" anything if the TV show concerned is "Dharma and Greg". I think the entire UPN network will be exempt from these restrictions too. (I'd mention the ABC network, but I didn't think it was around anymore)

  21. What about low-quality copies? on Losing Control of Your TV · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does this include low-quality copies, like standard VHS recordings?

  22. Look here on ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player · · Score: 4, Informative

    Look here. It is not the same site as the slashdotted one, but at least you can see what it looks like.

  23. A CD-based device? on ZVUE's $99 Video and MP3 Player · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds interesting, but appears slashdotted already. In the mean time, does anyone know of a similar device which is Cd-based?

    Imagine one of those little round MP3-CD players, except it has a small color screen instead of 2 line LCD-readout, and it property display video files, .jpg/etc and text files from the CD (and of course play audio and MP3).

    Does such exist? Am I the only one who would be interested in it?

  24. Mandrake name explained on Mandrakelinux 10.0 Community is Available · · Score: 1

    man plus drake = Man Drake.

  25. Hey Pete! on Kazaa Going to Court · · Score: 1

    Why if it isn't Pete Rose! Welcome to Slashdot! We were taking bets on when you'd be arriving.