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  1. Massive Mosaic? on Massive Mosaic of Canada · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What is "Massive Mosaic"? Is it a retro-fitting of a retro-browser to include realistic CGI representations of large-scale Orc battles? Since it is Canadian, the orcs say to the Rohirrim: "We shall taste man flesh, eh? Take off, ya horsers!"

    I can't wait: instead of a "Reload" button there is a "Breach Helms Deep Wall" button. And since it is Mosaic, it is refreshingly free of Java and Java Script: we all know that if we were given a choice between an Orbitz popup and an Uruk-Hai head appearing above the edge of a stone wall, we'd choose the latter.

  2. Better graphics on the primordial retro games on Activision Anthology Adds Homebrew Games, Classics Lauded · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The older games had better graphics. Hold on a sec, don't reach for that troll button just yet!

    What I mean is that a lot of the games (not by choice) were easier to look at. Too many of the more recent games have gone "muddy low-contrast black and brown" making things rather hard to see. The worst I would say is Doom for the N-64: all dark brown and black with a few flashes of red and green here and there. Now, while it wasn't realistic, there was no annoying and pointless urge to aim a flashlight at the screen when you played old Atari-2600 "Adventure" or "Breakout"

    Not all modern games are this way, and the "cel-animation style" trend is a refreshing step toward clarity, and recent "Final Fantasy" games appear to be stepping out of the Dark Ages, achieving leading-edge "realism" without the darkness and fuzziness.

  3. Steve "Fester" Ballmer? on City Of Austin Migrating To OpenOffice.org · · Score: 1

    You are comparing Mr. Ballmer to Uncle Fester?

    Does this mean that if you put a lightbulb in his mouth it will light up, or at least produce a blue-screen-of-death?

  4. Apex on Blockbuster Chief: End DVD Region Codes · · Score: 1

    My Apex lets me skip these with ease.

  5. Clone Kevin Costner on Planetary Formation Sim Suggests Many Water Worlds · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    We have to be ready.

  6. Cyberhome CH-DVD 300 on Blockbuster Chief: End DVD Region Codes · · Score: 1

    The cyberhome 300 at Best Buy is about $29 or $39 right now, and it you can change region by pressing a few buttons on the remote. It plays DVD-R's, and DVW-RW as well.

  7. Power book OS Song on 55 Operating Systems On A PowerBook · · Score: 1, Funny

    "55 os's on one power book. 55 on one 'book!"

    "Shut one down, and cycle around...54 os's on one power book"

    "54 os's on one power book, 54 on one 'book!"

    "Shut one down, and cycle around, 53 os's on one power book"

    "53 os's on one power book...."

  8. George Lucas? on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 1

    "Fibonacci, Lucas, who cares? Both of them seem to have achieved their place in (mathematical) history rather cheaply"

    Do you mean George Lucas?

    (Episode 1 + Episode 2) (Episode 6)

  9. Monster Emulators on 55 Operating Systems On A PowerBook · · Score: 5, Funny

    "He then said they had four of these monster emulators at the AFB."

    They had to shut down this project, of course, after the Rodan emulator wiped out half the base.

    The Mothra emulator was sold to Saddam Hussein in 1987, and its current whereabouts are unknown, but its presence in Saddam's arsenal, combined with his poor knowledge of English, might have inspired the "Mothra of All Battles" phrase used in 1991.

  10. The nasty ones on 55 Operating Systems On A PowerBook · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...each system, and also hacks and tips on getting the nasty ones installed. "

    As soon as I saw "nasty ones" mentioned, I checked the list: Yes, Windows ME is on it.

  11. Emulators on 55 Operating Systems On A PowerBook · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now, run every single possible emulator available for each OS (from Sinclair Spectrum to CP/M to Atari 8-bit to N-64). That would multiply whatever "wow!" factor is involved here.

  12. Yeecchhh! on Spidering Hacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    "....a porn gathering spider to....

    That thing's going to build one nasty sticky web!

  13. I grew up with this already. on Donkey Konga - Nintendo's Drumming Oddity Analyzed · · Score: 1

    It was called "my brother": I'd drum on his empty head every time he annoyed me playing NES games.

  14. What about the Twix bar? on Milky Way Gets Bigger · · Score: 1, Funny

    That and the 3 Musketeers. Are they bigger too? Will they charge the same?

  15. Super MariOboe on Donkey Konga - Nintendo's Drumming Oddity Analyzed · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is to be followed by Super Mari-Oboe

  16. This protects the court on SCO Code to be Protected in Closed Court · · Score: 5, Funny

    This protects the court, because if the code itself became part of the court records, SCO would have to sue the court itself for violation of SCO intellectual property.

    "We find this Court to be in contempt of SCO!!!"

  17. Throw it in the trash! on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 1

    And what if it is the software itself that does not follow proper uninstall procedures? What then?

  18. Splatterware on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 1

    I call it "splatterware": installation of software that splatters itself all over the hard disk.

    I did a double-take recently when I downloaded mplayerc.exe: it was self-contained! Just one file.

  19. Uninstall? on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 3, Informative

    Uninstall? Welcome to the Windows world. Most applications that you "try, find out they are crap, and uninstall" leave pieces of themselves all over the system directory and registry.

  20. OS is Dying on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 1

    "...I keep expecting the obligitory post stating that "some other OS is dying"....."

    Well, somewhere in the world at this very moment an OS is dying.

    Hard to be modded Troll for a statement like this!

  21. Cmdr Taco: How good is this one really? on Winamp 2 + Winamp 3 = Winamp 5! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm still using Winamp 2 because they later started to degrade the project with bloating. Is this one really good, and is there any whiff of "DRM" to tell me what I cannot do with my own content on my own machine?

  22. You know.... on Poetry For The Gaming Crowd Reviewed · · Score: 1

    You broke through my writer's block!

    I was playing "Star Trek" and "Zelda".
    A very odd video game meld, ah.
    As I aimed the hook-shot at Ganondorf.
    I turned and said "Now, fire your cannon, Worf!"

  23. I gave up, myself on Poetry For The Gaming Crowd Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I gave up: I could never find anything that rhymed with Ganondorf.

  24. Trekkies on We Are All Nerds Now · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the nerds that will be looked down on are the ones who still like Star Trek.

  25. Pink Floyd on Lindows Ordered To Stop Using Lindows Name · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of the time when Roger Waters quit Pink Floyd. Then he sued to try to prevent the band from still using the name Pink Floyd.

    At one time, the band considered changing their name to "Roger Waters is an A**hole"