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We Are All Nerds Now

Anonymous Slob Nerd. writes "The Guardian has a good review of something close to all of our hearts. We are all nerds now discusses how the popularity of the internet, video gaming, comic-book movies (Spider-Man, Hulk), the sci-fi epics (The Matrix, Star Wars) and the wizard fantasy (Harry Potter), not to mention The Lord of the Rings has made nerds, and nerdish behaviour, cool."

651 comments

  1. Rise up, my brethren! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    If the "Nerd" moniker is now the baseline for the general populace then the True Nerds will have to come up with something to differentiate us from Them. Maybe it's time to go back to black glasses with tape, flood pants and pocket protectors. Perhaps a secret handshake too!

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    1. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by boy_afraid · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean, all this time I was cool, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT?????

    2. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck you, man. I'm not gonna change. I was a nerd BEFORE it was cool!

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    3. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Either that or the true nerds won't get the shit kicked out of them in high school any more.

    4. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by leifm · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you're just and indy nerd now.

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    5. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by akaina · · Score: 5, Funny

      no, not really - it's just that the nerd chicks got alot hotter. Sorry brother, they're still out of your league.

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    6. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by MxTxL · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, the slashdot crowd is going to have to start playing football and wearing letter jackets everywhere. They steal our culture, we'll steal theirs.

    7. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i see the odd goatse troll with some funny and insightful posts. take a pill.

    8. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Xzzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      there's one nerd metric that has yet to break into the mainstream (to most, trinity using ssh exploits was just 2 seconds of gobbledygook): unix.

      As long as windows is the number one OS, unix will remain firmly under control of the REAL nerds.

    9. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Xoder · · Score: 1

      No, he's an emo nerd

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    10. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps a secret handshake too!

      Yeah, we can call it Diffie-Hellman.

    11. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Gabrill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great. That only makes you an elitist. A Poser Nerd. True nerds don't care about what they look like or their order in the social chain. If love of science and technology becomes more widespread, then you should be happy that you can continue your hacking in a community, rather than as a prosecuted individual.

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    12. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      In best country voice:


      I was nerdy,
      before nerdy was cooooollll


      Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week!

    13. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah. I have to find newer, geekier media to stay ahead of the norms and their "they might be giants" cds. Have you heard of Atom and his Package? MC Chris? B.E.N.E.F.I.T? Man, I'm on that hard ass Judy Tenuta shit now. Don't talk to me about the new O.K. Go or whatever. I don't care about your corporate geek rock!

      Come back when you've read Miracleman and watched Mospeadea in the original Japanese. Poseurs.

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    14. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by tomson · · Score: 1

      What about OS X?

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    15. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, Micracleman (rocks). But what about Tales of the Beanworld? Or Cerberus the Pope, the comic you had to read with surgical gloves, or the oils in your fingers would stain the covers? Flaming Carrot? Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children? Concrete? Grendel? Stickboy: Fuck the World?

      What's with the Judy Tenuda referenece? She was just some random comic from the 80s, before Pauly Shore was invented. She's not (particularly) geek-cool.

    16. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... what about it?

    17. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Dop · · Score: 1

      All we have to do is carry around a D20.

    18. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by IM6100 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's with all the name dropping in the first place. Any respectable nerd knows less than 10% of the names that scroll at the end of a film. It's the movie itself, not the 'stars,' get it?

      Sheesh. You guys probably don't even own a single wire wrap tool, let alone enough of them to fill a pocket protector.

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    19. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by FurryFeet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do we also get to bang the cheerleaders?
      Please, oh please, please...

    20. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by IM6100 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope.

      Not OS X, and not Linux either.

      Don't you have a bound set of UNIX manuals in your bookshelf? And the O'Reilly 8-volume X Windows System Reference set?

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    21. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      I think you just dropped a name of an object :-)

      Aw, don't be a drip.

    22. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like you haven't been to williamsburg lately.

    23. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      The Tao that can be followed is not the eternal Tao.

      The name that can be named is not the eternal name.

      The nameless is the origin of heaven and earth While naming is the origin of the myriad things.

      ...

      --Lao Tsu, The Tao Te Ching, Chapter 1

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    24. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I second that. If you worry more about your haircut, what clothes you wear, or what 'cool' items you have on the shelf of your cubicle than you worry if you'll make it to the surplus store on your lunch break early enough to be the one first, who gets first shot at pile the surplus VAX hardware you saw coming in on the loading dock during your lunch hour yesterday....

      If you don't stress out at the auction because the ugly dude who everbody knows works for a foundry just wants that rack of gear for the scrap gold... uuhh, you're not a nerd.

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    25. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      You didn't?

      Jaysyn

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    26. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us.

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    27. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean you didn't take that guy out with a shovel before the auction?!? Damn light-weights.

      Jaysyn

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    28. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Use GURPS, man. D20 just screams nerd.

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    29. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      No, that would have been if I'd copped an attitude because my wire-wrap tool is made by OK Instruments, whereas yours is a Radio Shack jobbie.

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    30. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      The sky is blue.

    31. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by zephc · · Score: 1

      "Do not concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory" - Bruce Lee

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    32. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Piss off. Tools don't make the 'tronics nerd, because real nerds use their TEETH. I kept my braces two years longer than I needed to because they were perfect for stripping kevlar insulated 16 guage single strand. You know. For 'boxing. The ironic skill, because if you're an effective 'boxer, you get free phone calls, and then have nobody to call.

      And as for respectable nerds knowing less than 10% of the names...this is utter rubbish. Hello? Harry Knowles? Comic Book Guy? Trekkers who know all the guest stars and their entymology? IMDB itself is an extension of nerd aprocrypha.

      I do own a pocket protector. Several, and a slide rule. I wore them in middle school as a badge of courage. I figured if I was going to get beat up for being on the math team (they still display the plaque from the 1991 Math Olympiad...Props to my homies from Team Graymalkin), I might as well solidify my identity.

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    33. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by tomson · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I have.. The true sign of geekdom :) (That, and the smell)

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    34. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by stan7826 · · Score: 1

      Heh. And here I've been driving around for 20 years with a vanity plate on my car that says IMA NERD Perhaps it's time to turn it back in and get something different.

    35. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by ThePeoplesElbow · · Score: 1

      You get any of my "true nerd" friends to get off their asses and play football in so-called 'real life' and you've done something far more monumental than bring comic books to mainstream......

    36. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by g1zmo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, we can call it Diffie-Hellman.

      I was picturing guys walking around making goofy modem noises to each other.

      I hadn't even thought of the crypto-nerds. Good line
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    37. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus christ, i just laughed out loud at a comment on slashdot.

      someone mod this man up. or at least give him a cookie. fucking hilarious.

    38. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I quit using my teeth as a wire stripper when I entered 'tech school' because while they were convenient for that use, they sure as heck werent' for 'professional use.'

      Braces would be cool, would have prevented the groove in one of my front teeth.

      Boxing: that's why you chain through exchanges all around the world to make the payphone next to the one you're using ring.

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    39. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by bgarcia · · Score: 3, Funny
      True nerds don't care about what they look like or their order in the social chain.
      ...EXCEPT in as much as it helps them to get laid.
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    40. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a cheerleader, you insensitive clod!

    41. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      I spent two days as an engineering major at my school. My doctoral student TA was trying to teach us how to install a logic IC in a circuit board. It took about an hour to realize he didn't know how to do it. Neither did the TA he called for help.

      It was at this point that I said, "hey, I already know how electronics work. I don't know how humans work." Presto! 4 sweet years of sociolinguistics, psychology and rhetorical theory...and I got $10 an hour to take other people's logic design tests.

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    42. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Unix? how ever so very main stream!
      REAL Nerds still hack in CP/M!

      personally though I prefer using a ProDOS file system and GS/OS 6.0.1 as an opsys.
      Apple ][ FOREVER!!!

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    43. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, shouldn't that be persecuted?

    44. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Many, many extra points to those who knew the tech before they entered engineering school, but it's common knowledge that the run-of-the-mill engineer should never, ever, ever be trusted with a hand tool or a soldering iron.

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    45. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by cmacmanus · · Score: 1

      Oh, go get laid and quit glorifying your sad teenage years.

    46. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A real nerd would carry a d100.

    47. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by kevmit · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Nope. Nerds are smart enough to only steal things of value.
      They're mimicking what they percieve our culture (or lack thereof) to be because we're the media's flavor of the week.
      Do you really think these nerd-wannabes are going to wannabe anymore once they realize that true nerds actually respect traits like intelligence and critical thinking? Or that real hackers don't really look like Neo or Trinity, or wear cool black trenchcoats filled with submachine guns.

      To appreciate and absorb our culture...they'd have to enjoy learning.

      To appreciate and absorb their culture...we'd need a head wound.
      (wow...that sounded kinda bitter, huh? Sorry, I need more caffeine.)
      BTW, I like your SIG. I've been flying stuntkites since the early 80's...nice to run into a fellow kiter. peace.

    48. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That's because UNIX is a tool of DORKS.

      Even nerds have standards, man.

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    49. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      Nerds get laid?

    50. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by waveclaw · · Score: 1

      No, the slashdot crowd is going to have to start playing football and wearing letter jackets everywhere

      That's Funny, because I actually lettered in Academics.

      My high school's fixation with those letterman jackets and the years of academic awards including everything from taking 2nd place in state for Reading and 2nd place Science in Oklahoma to many years of T.E.A.M.S. [1] was rewarded, in a way. The athletes got whole jackets; all I got was a letter. They took a little football and added a base and flame to make it look like one of those cheesy academic lamps.

      I just need to get a jacket on which to put that Tuttle [2] Tigers double-T. Of course, now I just keep it in a drawer below my wall-hanging Bachelors of Science sheepskin.

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      2. Yes, the same Tuttle, Oklahoma that is home to Ryan White of OU fame.

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    51. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by ethanms · · Score: 1

      Didn't the Revenge of the Nerds series slightly popularize nerdom back in the 80s?

      What seperates us true nerds from everyone else is that we're generally pasty white, either rail thin, or fat, have bad hair, and generally wear a t-shirt that has some geeky slogan on it, today I'm wearing my 'evil inside' (spoof on intel) shirt... yesterday it was DeCSS...

    52. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Fjord · · Score: 1

      a real nerd would think 2d10 was good enough

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    53. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Disco+Stu · · Score: 1

      You mean "Poseur Nerd". Last I checked, nerds won spelling bees.

    54. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Disco+Stu · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply to my own post but it has been pointed out to me that "poser" is an acceptable pseudonym for "poseur", so the grandparent post is not in need of correction. Sorry about the passive voice as well. And sorry about the fragments.

    55. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Disco+Stu · · Score: 1

      s/pseudonym/synonym. Now I look like a total ass.

    56. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      Yeah, probably. Too bad Slashdot doesn't support post-editing, like CNN does. Haaa, I made a pun.

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    57. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're in a perfect situation to answer his question (unless you're a guy, then never mind...)

    58. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Dude, props for mentioning some nifty comics, but here's a minor correction (and thank god you didn't call him Kerberos):

      It's Cerebus the Aardvark. He was first a barbarian (first 25 issues), then became a Prime Minister(25-50, High Society), then became the Pope(50-110? Church and State), and then relinquished that to be a bar fly/writer, and I kinda lost track after that. Great series, though. You can get them as trade paperback collections for each major storyline, which I fully recommend. My favorite, of course, is Church & State ("One less mouth to feed is One Less Mouth to Feed!"). Dave Sim is one of my more favorite comic writers and Gerhard draws some of the best architectural backgrounds.

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    59. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by filtur · · Score: 1

      Nerds are cool now? Sweet, I can finally come out of the closet.

    60. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I raise you an Abramowitz & Stegun a Gradshteyn & Ryzhik and a Kernigh & Ritchie (I'd chuck in my shortwave crystal set but that's back at my folks place) - we need to get beyond OS's here it's an entire culture we're talking about.

    61. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even nerds have standards, man.

      What's yours? Amassing certifications?

    62. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      If the "Nerd" moniker is now the baseline for the general populace then the True Nerds will have to come up with something to differentiate us from Them. Maybe it's time to go back to black glasses with tape, flood pants and pocket protectors. Perhaps a secret handshake too!

      Get real* :-D, we don't need anything new to distinguish us, a real nerd could never have been anything else if (s)he'd tried, I don't mean they couldn't have fooled others, looked non nerdy on the outside, I mean deep down they always resonated to things nerdish, anyone can put on an outward nerdishness, ape a few of our interests, etc .... but we'll always know the difference.

      Just look at the wannabes that come onto /. they try to sound like us, but they don't understand anything technical, all technology frightens them, whether or not there are valid concerns or not, you can pick them easy.

      I find it all kind of funny, well except when they try to take over the culture of /. , it's kind of pitifully when I was a kid (when I was a lad :-D), they would let us be one of them, and now their trying to ape us, be us, ROFL (well nearly), man if anything their worse at trying to be us than we were at trying to be one of them :-D

      As for the Article, it's full of shit, so nothing new there :-D.

      * it's ok I know you we're kidding.
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    63. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow I strip wires with my teeth too. I dont have braces though

    64. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, not really. After all, this artical is only about 7-10 years too late. The bubble not only busted up the dotcoms, it busted geek popularity. BTW, we're NERDS now rather than geeks because everyone wants the negative connotation back. The backlash is well underway. Enjoy!

    65. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say, aren't you Herbert from Accounting?

    66. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, but you just can't go calling something an Aardvark in mixed company :-)

      I liked Moebius (?) and the french guy that wrote for him, (or *was* he the french guy?) myself. The one who did all the pastels.

      I stopped buying comics after high school. When I got to college I wished I had the $5000 I spent on them, big time. I've still got them. I have fond memories of those days, but my psyche is so different now, the sort of mindset going on in "American Splendor" is just not who I am anymore. It's nice to see hollywood making a sincere effort to reach out to the (former) comic-reading crowd, but really, they're about as far off as Playboy is from sex.

      I liked "Unbreakable", especially how Sam Jackson turned out to be the bad guy!

    67. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That should be:

      I was nerdy,
      When nerdy wasn't cool...

    68. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by gujo-odori · · Score: 2, Insightful
      # To appreciate and absorb our culture...they'd have to enjoy learning.

      # To appreciate and absorb their culture...we'd need a head wound.

      (wow...that sounded kinda bitter, huh? Sorry, I need more caffeine.)

      Actually, that pretty much sounded like reality. The jocks may have all thought we were dorks because we weren't "cool" or good at sports (mostly, we didn't even care about sports), but we had a whole different definition of cool, which involved things like having a brain that worked, and we thought the jocks were dorks, too, and disliked most of them intensely. Not just because they were bullies who thought they were better than everyone else, but for the very things they liked about themselves: they were "cool" and good at sports, but for most of them, that was all they had. For being nothing but "cool" and having skill in sports, we (rightly) thought of them as people of little consequence in the scheme of things. It's not for nothing that a lot of people think of "dumb jock" as one word. I'm sure they also thought of us as people of no consequence, but I guess it's turned out that we were right and they were wrong.

      A rich kid from my high school went to college for free because he was 6'10" at 15 and got a basketball scholarship. He was a total prick, and didn't need the scholarship anyway because he was a rich kid.

      I was near-poor and my parents really struggled to send my to a private high school. They couldn't afford college, but I went there almost for free too (and to a better school than he went to), not because I was good at sports but because I could think.

      I remember one day a few years ago I was replacing ball joints on a 1970 383 Magnum Dodge Challenger I had at the time. I broke the tip off of a Snap-On flex handle because I had a ten-foot pipe on the end of it (those ball joints were old, and really, really tight!). All Snap-On tools have a lifetime warranty, but it was Sunday afternoon and that's a hard time to find a Snap-On truck. The flex handle in question is one my dad bought used when he was young, and must have been about 40 years old at the time, I guess it was due to break a tip :-)

      Anyway, I needed a flex handle, so I went to an auto parts store over on the wrong side of the tracks, because I knew they had a pretty wide selection of tools. To my delight, one of my jock /surfer tormentors was working behind the counter there as a parts clerk. I kept the smirk off my face until I was back in my car, but then I laughed my ass off.

      I know I should be bigger than that, but I couldn't help enjoying seeing how low the mighty had fallen :-)

      And the flex handle? I got a new tip put on by a Snap-On dealer a few days later. They don't ask questions about why a tool broke, they just repair or replace it. Period.

    69. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think these nerd-wannabes are going to wannabe anymore once they realize that true nerds actually respect traits like intelligence and critical thinking? Or that real hackers don't really look like Neo or Trinity, or wear cool black trenchcoats filled with submachine guns.

      Or that true nerds don't get any?

    70. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never considered myself a 'nerd'. When I think of a nerd, I think of a socially-inept person who has cracked every book in the library and can recite mathematical formulas until you're bored to tears and can't get a date and is probably too shy to ever approach a girl or strike up a random conversation with a stranger while waiting for the subway or a bus.

      I consider myself a geek. And I consider geeks to be somewhat normal people who may have a particularly strong interest and knowledge in one or two things, and about as capable of being social and interacting with other human beings as normal people.

      When I think of "nerd", I think of Urkel and guys from Revenge of the Nerds. Guys who probably have never had an ounce of a sex drive and don't even have enough hormones in them to bother masturbating on occasion. When I think of Geek, I think of people like John Carmack, Jamie Zawinski, etc.

    71. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      You mean, all this time I was cool, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT?????

      Unfortunately, neither did the babes.

    72. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      To my delight, one of my jock /surfer tormentors was working behind the counter there as a parts clerk. I kept the smirk off my face until I was back in my car, but then I laughed my ass off.

      Don't laugh too hard. You may end up there yourself. Brains are becomming a cheap commodity due to globalization. A PHD in Russia goes for about 2$/hr. That is less than your jock "friend" is making.

    73. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I was picturing guys walking around making goofy modem noises to each other.

      I used to speak modem. Our VAX modem bank was a bit of a walk from the test phone. To see where the line rotation was failing I often had to keep the modem trying long enough for me to run back and see which modem was trying to answer the test phone by looking at its lights. In order to do this, I had to make modem sounds that were good enough to trick the modem into thinking it was trying to connect to a real modem on the other side. Normally they would hang right up for voice or silence.

    74. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      Even if that happened, one fundamental fact would remain: that auto parts store was as high as my old tormentor had ever risen. So I'll still smile and feel a sense of justice, although your point is well taken.

    75. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Songleader · · Score: 1

      Too long have I gazed wistfully at the tokens of my nerness. Proudly, proudly I retrieve my plastic pocket protector, emblazoned "Radio Shack" and fill it, as a quiver, with mechanical pencils and yellow hi-liters. And no, this is not the Sword Narsil once broken, I draw from its leather sheath, but a 12" yellow Pickett aluminum slide rule! We went to the moon with these, my friends!

    76. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by wiremind · · Score: 1

      and we will be nerds long after it is cool too.

    77. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by hkmwbz · · Score: 1
      How do you know that he didn't own the place?

      I can see how you see the irony in being a lowly store clerk if that person used to be rich and you wouldn't expect him to be working there in the first place.

      But when you put him down just because he's got that job, you are putting down his colleagues as well. What's so bad about working behind a counter? Is there a particular reason why working with computers is better than working with your hands or being an expert at motor parts?

      I have a steady job in a successful computer company, but I don't have an illusion that my job somehow makes me superior to store clerks or even the guy who picks up my garbage. If this guy really worked with auto parts, maybe he is really good at working with cars? And have you any idea how much money these people make? Same with the garbage guy... They make shitloads of money. Far more than me!

      You should have learned from your school years before putting down someone because of their job. You are putting someone else down because they have different interests than you. Just what happened to you.

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    78. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They really are a lot hotter!@ I drove from Orlando to Portland OR to fetch my nerdette delight! yum!

      This reminds me of the online dating poll - fellow nerds n' geeks - if you haven't - DO it! Even though I met my girl from WinMX, asking me why I like to listen to Diamanda Galas, but, still. It worked another time! ah! hell!

      Didknee's Geek Troupe!

    79. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      How do you know that he didn't own the place?

      Umm, because he said so? The fact that the store had been in business since before either one of us had been born is another good indicator.

      He was no expert at motor parts, either. He was a fool. Why is working in IT better? Well, let's see. By and large (I know, there are exceptions, don't bother quoting them; we all know or have known PHBs who are utterly overpaid for the harm they do), jobs that require more skill and intelligence, which often have fewer people who can do them because of this, have a supply and demand imbalance that makes them pay more than jobs which require less skill and intelligence. For example, what I do versus what he was doing.

      However, you mistake me if you think I'm putting him down because he was behind a counter. As I said in my original reply, we were near poor and my parents couldn't afford college. I had to manage it on my own, through financial aid and paying my own way. I worked in fast food, residence hall cafeterias, as a carpet cleaner, all sorts of work that is generally considered lowly. Some of the people doing it were intelligent, some not. Most were hard-working and did an honest day's work. And that's fine.

      Later, I was able to get a job in the campus tutoring center, and could work with my brain instead of my hands, helping other students. This also paid a lot better than any of those other jobs (that supply and demand thing, again), which really helped me.

      My brother managed college on his own, too. He joined the military and was in for a total of almost eight years, and got Army College fund money. After he got out, he worked as a mechanic for several years to save more money for college. Good mechanics are very sharp people, and he was an outstanding one. My brother's a very smart guy, much smarter than I am.

      The thing is, I'm not putting that guy down for the job he had. I'm putting him down because he thought he was so much better than everyone else and but that job was the best he could do. I'm putting him down for being an arrogant, elitist jock/surfer/pothead prick who thought people who studied and worked hard and kept out of trouble were a bunch of losers, and he was a winner. I guess we found out who the real winners and losers are.

      BTW, regarding how much money they make. Yes, I have a very good idea how much they make. Remember, my brother was a mechanic (now he's in IT, and makes more than he did as a mechanic; a good dealer mechanic with 5 - 10 years on the
      job probably makes more, but few others do). Parts clerks typically make more than minimum wage, but not by a lot. Garbage collectors do a lot better, ones who've been at it for a while probably make as much as I do, some may make more. Garbage collection is a poor example, though. Garbage collectors don't make money based on intelligence, or working hard (although most of them do), or any of the usual criteria. They make good money because it's a government job, and government jobs often pay more than private sector ones, and mostly because it's a smelly, dirty, and somewhat dangerous job that most people, because of the working conditions and perceived low prestige, wouldn't want (supply and demand again) unless the pay was high.

      To close, I've never put down a person just because they had a blue-collar or minimum wage job. I've had lots of those myself. So has my brother. So did our parents, and their parents before them. I'm the first college graduate in my family. My brother was the second one, and we're both grateful for that opportunity, which no one in our family could ever afford before. I won't put anyone down for having a low-skill, blue collar job. But if someone's a stuck-up prick who thinks he's better than me and the best he can manage is a minimum-wage job, then yes, he's fair game.

      In other words, it's not intellectual superiority that I'm really beat

    80. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by hobec99 · · Score: 1

      Or a comic that has actually been published sometime in the last decade ?

    81. Re:Rise up, my brethren! by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      You want nerd music? Nothing is nerdier than S.P.O.C.K.

      Don't forget to look at their pictures!

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
  2. What about slashdot? by SpudGunMan · · Score: 1

    In a recent nerd test slashdot was a question we are all cool. - What about physics nerds you never hear anythign cool about them?

    1. Re:What about slashdot? by wizarddc · · Score: 1

      Right. The pure science geeks, especially physics and math, will never be cool. Alos, he fact that some geek movies have been mainstream hits, such as LOTR, is more of an aberation, then the new rule. It just happened that when Hollywood decided to crank out another million dollar blockbuster, instead of writing their own story, they stole someone else's.

      --
      Th
    2. Re:What about slashdot? by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, its an aberration because it is actually a great series of movies. Possibly the best I have ever seen. They did justice to a complicated, beautifully written story, which has never been told properly in the cinema before.

      I'm not a fantasy nerd, but I can't wait for The Return of the King to come out. You can spot the true fantasy nerds as they will arrive in costume at the midnight showing on the release date.

      --
      There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
  3. geek chic? by Kris+Thalamus · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is the default level on the geek hierarchy that the new trendy nerds enter at?

    1. Re:geek chic? by Washizu · · Score: 2, Funny

      "What is the default level on the geek hierarchy that the new trendy nerds enter at?"

      Even furries made it on to CSI...

      --
      OddManIn: A Game of guns and game theory.
    2. Re:geek chic? by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      What about programmers ? Sysadmins ? I know that thing is just for fun, but come on, do you get any geekier than programmers, mathematicians etc ?

    3. Re:geek chic? by freebfrost · · Score: 1

      Where's all the D&D gamers???

    4. Re:geek chic? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      Interesting hierarchy.

      As a furry, that puts me near the bottom. I'm a SUPER-GEEK!! Whoohooo! BOW BEFORE ME!

      Err, I'll go back to configuring a local YUM server now...

      -Z

    5. Re:geek chic? by kurosawdust · · Score: 1
      What is the default level on the geek hierarchy that the new trendy nerds enter at?

      Purgatory?

    6. Re:geek chic? by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      That's what i thought.
      In my experience I've worked with some really geeky programmers. At just under 30, I'm still one of the youger guys in my office and I don't wear high-waters or a pocket protector. Never really had all that much trouble with the ladies either. So i figured that a guy can be a non-nerd and still be technical.
      I did however think that every female programmer I ever met was a complete geek.

      Then it happened... I went to a college buddy's office to pick him up for lunch one day. Then out of nowhere an incredibly hot black chick pulls up on Harley Davidson, jumps off her bike and walks into the office.
      I ask my buddy who that was, turns out she was a java programmer doing server side coding for linux and solaris.

      Moral of the story: Programmer does not equal nerd.
      Programmers are just people that like coding and know that there can be good money it.

      --

      "If they have both, tell them we use Linux. And if they have that, tell them the computers are down." -Dave Chapelle
    7. Re:geek chic? by term8or · · Score: 3, Funny

      do you get any geekier than programmers, mathematicians etc ?

      Believe it or not, there is a distinct hierarchy to programmers.Not exagerating it a little, they are:

      GURU - Programs ancient calculators using switches in morse code (not assembly!) to produce sentiant lifeforms.

      MASTER - once programmed a binary sort algorithm in less than 7 bits of memory.

      JOURNEYMAN - anyone who has programmed in an open source project that was not written in VB, unless they are in the MASTER or GURU category.

      C++ Programmer
      Java Programmer
      RPG / SQL / DB programmer
      Pascal / Delphi Programmer

      APPRENTICE - once programmed a hangman program using ASCII characters

      Modula-2 Programmer
      Script kiddie
      VB Programmer
      Web Developer (HTML)
      VBA Programmer

      There is another level of mastry above the common programmer, consisting of such people as linguists, program language desginers, and ISO Standards writters.

      --



      "As a writer / novelist you might want to spellcheck your sig. :) " - AC
    8. Re:geek chic? by Open_The_Box · · Score: 1

      Totally agree. But the fact that someone can program doesn't mean they're a geek. Oh no. The geek factor comes in when you know WHY they program.

      People that code for a living don't count unless they get a kick out of making that bit of code better by just, like, optimising that routine there, and that little bit there and without that it'd run sooooo much slower and... etc

      People that code just because it's good money - not geeks.

      People that code because, well, because, y'know. Writing little tools and widgets and writing versions of classic arcade games because you can and drivers for unsupported hardware because you wouldn't trust anyone else to do it properly and and and... - geeks. Like, for sure. Just be careful not to drop over into the nerd category - 'cos that'd be bad.

      Programming geeks of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but, um, hang on - I just want to compile this first, won't take a moment... talk amongst yourselves...

      --
      If you can't think of something nice to say then don't say anything at all. No, REALLY.
    9. Re:geek chic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's all the D&D gamers??? Rolling dice in their basements

    10. Re:geek chic? by Opie812 · · Score: 0

      What about programmers ? Sysadmins ? I know that thing is just for fun, but come on, do you get any geekier than programmers, mathematicians etc ?

      taken from "Frequently Paraphrased Questions":

      What about computer programmers, sysadmins, tech writers and so forth?

      Occupations didn't make it in, because in the author's experience they don't really matter. Java programmers who are into LARPing aren't seen as any more or less geeky (in the pejorative sense) by their peers than tech writers or gas station attendants who are into LARPing. In a theoretical future version, technological hobbies like overclocking and making a lot of noise about Open Source may be incorporated.

      --
      I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
    11. Re:geek chic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A couple of flaws in your `person & PROGRAMMER != 0` theory ...
      1. She was a Java 'programmer' - i.e. someone who wanted to become a designer for Apple but didn't have the artistic skill.
      2. Only a truely terrible Java coder would be writing server code that wasn't platform agnostic. The fact that you had to mention the platforms suggest this was the case. What was she doing, making lots of called to system?
    12. Re:geek chic? by LDoggg_ · · Score: 1

      1. Riiiiiight. Using an OOP language to write server side objects != coding.
      Real coders only write in the language of choice of the AC I'm responding to.

      2. I mentioned the platform because I thought it was cool that an attractive woman knew her way around a unix box. Typically the coding was done through emacs on solaris or linux. AFAIK, the only platform dependant problems the said company ran into was the old problem of needing X to get a graphics context to dynamically generate images, which has long since been fixed.

      --

      "If they have both, tell them we use Linux. And if they have that, tell them the computers are down." -Dave Chapelle
    13. Re:geek chic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand every level of geek on the extended table, but really...are furries geeks? I mean furries to me is *too* out there; it's out there with things like say, horse sex. I agree with the people at Something Awful that these people are somewhat of an abmonination. Really, what started a mass group of people to want to be bipedal animal creatures? Hell, I'd understand more if everybody wanted to be superheroes or Harry Potter wizards, but furries?! Really, geez.

    14. Re:geek chic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only true geeks are the computer geeks. A hierarchy of computer geeks would make sense (with Macromedia dependent web designers at the bottom). The rest are nerds.

  4. It's true, and it's sad. by spidergoat2 · · Score: 1

    I wish we could go back to the days when we we all bakers and and had really good bread. .

    1. Re:It's true, and it's sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If everyone were bakers then who would grow the wheat?

    2. Re:It's true, and it's sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to do something more constructive with my rye...like drink it!

    3. Re:It's true, and it's sad. by escher · · Score: 1

      If everyone were bakers then who would grow the wheat?

      Nature.

    4. Re:It's true, and it's sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not I, said the cat.
      Not I, said the rat.
      Not I, said the pig.
      So I will, said the little red hen.
      And she did.

  5. Therefor... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1, Funny

    Slashdot should change it's slogan to "News for Everyone. Stuff that matters." Then my non-nerd friends won't be confused when I talk about CowboyNeal.

    --
    I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
  6. Actually it quite old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    It all started with this 1984 movie called

    Revenge of the Nerds

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0088000/

  7. 90% by rudy079 · · Score: 0

    90% of all nerds are fake nerds anyway.

    --


    Grass-roots web hosting.We are poor colleg
    1. Re:90% by penguinoid · · Score: 0

      But I'm a real fake nerd.

      --
      Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
  8. We're the borg.. by junkymailbox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Resistance is futile ..

  9. NOW!! by kfstark · · Score: 1

    You mean I wasn't cool as a nerd when I graduated in 1987!?!?!?!?

    Although, that would certainly explain a lot about high school...

  10. Cool? by ThrasherTT · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No. We just feel better about being nerds.

    --

    All Your Memory Are Belong To Java
  11. Trekkies by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    And the nerds that will be looked down on are the ones who still like Star Trek.

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Trekkies by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      The nerds who will be looked down on are the ones who consider anything but the original series 'Star Trek.'

      The HELL with all the 'TOS' crap. From the point of view of the television industry Star Trek was a mistake that Television can never repeat. They can only imitate it badly.

      Besides which, who would turn on the TV set for anything but The Prisioner?

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    2. Re:Trekkies by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      Oh, the proverbial status quo.

    3. Re:Trekkies by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Babylon 5!

      (Which lists The Prisoner as one of its inspirations, as a matter of fact. Witness Bester's "Be seeing you" finger salute as an homage)

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
  12. No it hasn't. by FatSean · · Score: 1

    It's just a trend...a fad. Being a nerd brings with it too many traits that are considered 'undesirable'.

    --
    Blar.
  13. Doesn't make you a geek! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Liking all of those things doesn't make you a geek. Getting in depth on those things makes you a geek. I like cars, but I couldn't flush a radiator. Does that make me a Gearhead? ... Yes I liked Star Wars, but when I turn into my friend who can play 6 vs. 1 at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit and beat us in two turns(all 6 pies and the center).... thats a damn Star Wars geek.

    1. Re:Doesn't make you a geek! by fraudrogic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That reminds of that game show on Comedy Central called "Beat the Geeks". The host was a dweeb geek, and then you had your movie, music, and tv geek + one (guest) geek, where (guest) = Star Wars, Star Trek, Playboy, etc.

      That was a great show and I watched it when I could. I guess they Canceled it.

      But to get on topic, that show is a great concept and definitely shows that geek-ideals are present in the Mainstream Pop culture.

      My older brother would call me a geek when I was a teenager. At the time I knew he was just making fun of me like a big brother can, whats funny is that, after I received my BS in CS and am now a Software Engineer he still calls me a Geek (caps on purpose), except that he says it in a more respectful way. He respects my intelligence and knowledge. Now on that note, my brother is a football geek, he played college football and coached for an ACC team (1 National Championship ring) and an SEC team. When I play Madden or NCAA football on the PS2 he breaks down plays to me technically in the same manner as if I were to explain to him the architecture of a military flight simulation. So the notion that jocks have repressed nerds is really a Highschool social inequity. Jocks, when they are intelligent, become geeks in their respective interests too.

      (disclaimer: i was a jock in highschool though not popular, I was a closet geek)

      --
      I only mod up parents of "mod parent up" posts...
  14. actually by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, because pop gaming nerds think The Matrix was a good game, while real gaming nerds know that most of the world will miss out on gems like Viewtiful Joe.

    Same goes for any of the other formats available. Trying to convince 'cool nerds' of the hidden treasures in each medium only make them easily identifyable as the uncool nerds again.

    Nerds will always be around. They arn't identifiable by what mediums they like, only the great lengths they will go to discuss or aquire specific works.

    --
    "Old man yells at systemd"
    1. Re:actually by wolf- · · Score: 1

      go back????
      Who ever left?

      After having read the article, my conclusion is: If the "Nerd" moniker is now the baseline for the general populace then the True Nerds will have to come up with something to differentiate us from Them. Maybe it's time to go back to black glasses with tape, flood pants and pocket protectors. Perhaps a secret handshake too!

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      ----- LoboSoft specializes in Digital Language Lab
  15. nerds? by penguinoid · · Score: 1, Funny

    All of which raises some frightening implications. Could it be that there are more nerds today than there were before?

    And then there is a further, more troubling possibility. Just what constitutes a nerd these days anyway?


    We're geeks, dammit!

    --
    Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
    1. Re:nerds? by schon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're geeks, dammit!

      Some of us are - what differentiates nerds and geeks is that geeks have social skills.

      For an example of the difference, watch Wargames - specifically the part where Matthew Broderick goes to the computer lab to get help from Jim and Malvin. Jim was a geek, Malvin was a nerd.

    2. Re:nerds? by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

      Help me out...the nerd said something spastic..."That's a ***! You can't ***!"

      Then the geek told him to shut up.

      --


      Evil is the money of root.
    3. Re:nerds? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      My shorthand (and kinda harsh) definition is:
      nerds != geeks.... geeks get laid.

      --
      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    4. Re:nerds? by xphase · · Score: 1

      Kinda link Prof. Frink vs. The Comic Book Guy?

      --xPhase

      --
      The following sentence is TRUE. The previous sentence is FALSE.
    5. Re:nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy the label you're giving yourself, but please don't include me, thanks.

      Same goes for the slashdot editors: "we" is just short for "I'm weak".

      Now mod me down, individuality has no place in the hive-mind. All personality will be assimilated.

    6. Re:nerds? by STrinity · · Score: 3, Funny

      For an example of the difference, watch Wargames - specifically the part where Matthew Broderick goes to the computer lab to get help from Jim and Malvin. Jim was a geek, Malvin was a nerd.

      Nerd Trivia: Eddie Deezen, who played Malvin, is the voice of Mandark on Dexter's Laboratory.

      TIP: If you want to get laid, use this information wisely ... like by never repeating it while a girl's present.

      --
      Les Miserables Volume 1 now up with my reading of
    7. Re:nerds? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Malvin: I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?
      Jim Sting: [yelling] Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!
      Malvin: Yeah, but Jim, you're giving away all our best tricks!
      Jim Sting: They're not tricks.

      That help?

    8. Re:nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malvin: I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?
      yelling
      Malvin: Yeah, but Jim, you're giving away all our best tricks!
      Jim Sting: They're not tricks.

    9. Re:nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to be a nerd, I discovered computer programming, then I was a geek, now I have some social skills and I am "A Man of Science".

    10. Re:nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      More nerd trivia: The building they used in Wargames for the University campus that Malvin & Jim work in is actually part of..Microsofts Campus.

      They get everywhere!

    11. Re:nerds? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      So, David was a l33t h4xor?

      BTW, how geek is it that you remember the names of those two guys? And how geek (and pathetic) is that I car totally remember their faces?

    12. Re:nerds? by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      'get laid' in and of itself is the kind of phrase that just isn't in the nerd vocabulary. That sounds more like frat-boy speak.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    13. Re:nerds? by zephc · · Score: 1

      Eddie Deezen trivia: he's a Scientologist

      --
      "I would say that 99 per cent of what my father has written about his own life is false." - L. Ron Hubbard Jr.
    14. Re:nerds? by schon · · Score: 1

      Enjoy the label you're giving yourself, but please don't include me, thanks.

      Groups give label themselves because if they don't, others from outside the group will label them.

      Labels are a method of expressing power. When you decide for yourself, you're taking control of that power. You're welcome to opt-out, but you should be aware that you'll be giving up that power to society at large.

      The question is: do you want control, or do you want to be controlled?

    15. Re:nerds? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I fall into the 'computer geek' category, I dunno what the limitations of nerd vocabulary are.

      Also, there are many kinds of geek. While I am a computer geek, I am not a 'Car geek' like some folks I know, or 'trek geek', etc.

      Maybe a 'knives geek' tho...

      --
      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    16. Re:nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a 'knives geek' tho...

      sweet. knives kick ass.

      and to label myself as a potiential serial rapist/murderer...

      what would be the proper term for a geek of getting laid?

      sex geek?

    17. Re:nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is US regional language usage. "Geek" is west coast usage. "Nerd" is east coast/gulf coast usage.

      I have no clue what midwestern yankees use.

    18. Re:nerds? by supertbone · · Score: 1

      I believe the Midwesterners and the Southerners don't know what geeks and nerds are, they are busy having fun with sheep and hanging out in parking lots.

    19. Re:nerds? by Frag+Rind · · Score: 1

      I am assuming that you saw the movie, seeing as how you can "totally remember their faces." And if you did, you would know the plot and would not need to ask if David Lightman was a hacker. It is not geeky that you can remember their faces, nor is it geeky the way you are letting the world know the you can write in 1337. If remembering some actors' faces in a movie about computers is all you have that makes you a geek, then I would classify you as the subject of this article.

    20. Re:nerds? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Wow. That's some seriously big bug up your backside...
      Humor, meet FragRind. FragRind, humor.
      No it's not really geeky. I don't think I need to defend my geekiness to you (altough I certainly could). I'll just advice you to lighten up. This is just Slashdot. OK?

    21. Re:nerds? by Frag+Rind · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that. As I am sure you know, long busy weeks tend to make things a little tense.

    22. Re:nerds? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Boy, do I know that. I feel your pain.
      Plus, it was a lame joke to begin with... so, no prob ;)

  16. So Gandalf was a nerd ? by noselasd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I somewhat fail to see what's so nerdish about Lord of the Rings. Sure,
    alot of nerds have read the book. The books seems to have a cult status among nerds, though I really cannot find many nerds or why anyone would think of nerds while reading the books or watching the movies.

    1. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by deacent · · Score: 1

      The books seems to have a cult status among nerds, though I really cannot find many nerds or why anyone would think of nerds while reading the books or watching the movies.

      There seems to be an association between sci-fi/fantasy and the so-called nerd culture. I think it's due to the fact that a lot of folks who fall into the classic nerd profile tend to be rather escapist. It doesn't hurt that nerds also seem to read a bit more than the average person. That's a pretty long story.

    2. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by cHALiTO · · Score: 3, Funny

      As Yoda would have said:

      "LOTR leads to fantasy,
      fantasy leads to roleplay,
      roleplay leads to nerdity..

      and I sense much LOTR in you"

      --
      "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
    3. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by mo^ · · Score: 1

      Lord of the rings nerds are those who learned elvish and have drawn their own loarg scale middle earth maps..

      They will frequently adorn their beroom walls with such

      --
      bah!*@%!
    4. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Funny

      You musta missed that meeting: Reading is uncool, therefore reading is nerdy. Reading enough to stick through 250 pages of appendix doubly so.

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    5. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 3, Funny
      Take a guess
      Has a beard .
      Use a shaft for protection
      Hasn't been laid

      Need I go on..

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    6. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Jbrecken · · Score: 2

      As Yoda would have said:

      "LOTR leads to fantasy,
      fantasy leads to roleplay,
      roleplay leads to nerdity..

      and I sense much LOTR in you"

      Not quite. More like:

      "To fantasy, LOTR leads.
      To roleplay, fantasy leads.
      To nerdity, roleplay leads.

      And in you much LOTR I sense."

    7. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by delphos · · Score: 1

      Are my wife and I the only people who think that
      the Lord of the Rings is the most boring movie
      of all time??? I tried reading the book in the
      1980's. Couldn't stand it - gave up half way
      through.

    8. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, regardless, it looks like you qualify...

    9. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by iainl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Are my wife and I the only people who think that
      the Lord of the Rings is the most boring movie
      of all time???"

      $920M worldwide boxoffice kind of points to the answer "yes, you are". On the other hand, I suppose Titanic managed double that, and had its fair share of people bored by it too.

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    10. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Ixeian · · Score: 1

      Short answer? Yes! I've heard it called many things, but not boring.

    11. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...I setup my TI-99/4A to print Tenguar in the early '80's. I also use an Elvish name I derived since the late '70's (see slashdot name)? Even family members call me by that.

      What about getting my Tolkien based device tatooed on my body (was drunk at biker bar)? Nerd, yet?

      For what it's worth, I drive a jacked up '70 big block Chevy, wear a mullet, listen to music released before 1980, drink Miller High Life and Jim Beam, am married to an aging hippy chick (though she's a sys-admin and all her servers run SCO) and I work in a college IT shop. Can one be a high tech redneck and still be a nerd and not a geek?

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    12. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Aardpig · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, wouldn't last 10 minutes on level 13 of nethack. A shopkeeper would have his balls.

      --
      Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
    13. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by dmccartney · · Score: 1
      was drunk at biker bar...Nerd,yet?
      Sorry, disqualified.
    14. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Open_The_Box · · Score: 1

      Sorry. Not a nerd. But you'd qualify for geekdom easily. Social skills, and drunken stories? And you're not whining about them, you're proud! No nerd would ever be proud, it's against the stereotype.

      Be a geek and proud of it! I know I am. Why, I remember this time I was drunk and...

      --
      If you can't think of something nice to say then don't say anything at all. No, REALLY.
    15. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Probably not, but at the same time there probably aren't very many more of you either. I do know one girl that didn't like them, but she's pretty vacuous & has the attention span of a goldfish.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    16. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by Saige · · Score: 1

      So, what would you call the guy who owns the car I passed by on the road once? The Honda Civic that was all riced out - and had painted elvish on the side, and had a license plate that read "NAZGUL 9". That was just... wrong...

      --
      "You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
    17. Re:So Gandalf was a nerd ? by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      "A shopkeeper would have his balls."

      The first thing that came to my mind is a comic store window display of "Genuine Gandalf Testicles - $89.99" and a nerd outside the store counting his money.

      --
      Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers.
  17. too many ROTN movies by segment · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe it's time to go back to black glasses with tape, flood pants and pocket protectors. Perhaps a secret handshake too!

    I've never worn glasses, or pocket protectors, and I think I'm as nerdy as you can get to an extent without being stereotypical. You on the other hand I believe are an nerd impostor who's probably never even seen the TV show "PI the final frontier" so I've reported you

    1. Re:too many ROTN movies by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

      "PI the final frontier"

      Is that a Magnum P.I./Star Trek crossover? Never heard of it. Now, shut up and give me your lunch money!

      --
      No sig
  18. I am nerd... your only tech support by boy_afraid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, I'm a nerd, but you still have to grovel at my feet if you want your computer fixed or upgraded.

    You have a problem with your DSL/Cable modem connection? Well, kiss my ass then.

    You need to remove those pop-up adds? Kiss my ass then.

    Yes, I am you overlord, so be happy about it.

    1. Re:I am nerd... your only tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, I am you overlord, so be happy about it.

      OverNerd?

    2. Re:I am nerd... your only tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We get signal!

      All you overlord are belong to us!

    3. Re:I am nerd... your only tech support by Frequanaut · · Score: 1


      So tell me, how is india these days?

    4. Re:I am nerd... your only tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the real reason no one likes nerds.

    5. Re:I am nerd... your only tech support by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      When I think of 'nerd' I don't ever think of anybody who would say 'kiss my ass.'

      Actually, the most serious case of a nerd that I know of is a guy who has a single transistor that he paid over $1000 for. It's a big honking power transistor and I can't figure out why he paid full price for it. Mumbles something about an 'electric car' project. He's also the first guy I ever knew to have a 7000-series scope at home, and whose landlady used to fret that he had too much gear on her floor/frame of her house.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    6. Re:I am nerd... your only tech support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uberdork.

  19. Popular, you mean by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... has made nerds, and nerdish behaviour, cool." Uh, you mean it's made it popular.

    Nothing can make nerdish behaviour cool. That's one of the fundumental axioms of social psychology.

    -- MarkusQ

    P.S. If you doubt this distinction, spend a few minutes and I'll bet you can easily think of two other things that have allways been popular but have never been cool, and at least one thing (YMMV) that is cool but has never been popular. Do this when there is no one within earshot so you won't have to explain your laughter.

    1. Re:Popular, you mean by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll bite.

      Please explain your P.S. I am on cold medication today and my brain is not working.

      --

      As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

    2. Re:Popular, you mean by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      Please explain your P.S. I am on cold medication today and my brain is not working.

      Well, staying withing the bounds of taste and geometry (and keeping in mind that my wife, my boss, and about half my co-workers read slashdot):

      Something is "popular" if many people do it voluntarily, without anyone compilling them to do it and (often) even if others try to compell them not to do it. Something is "cool" if people who do it are admired, and more specifically they are admired for their poised, detached, or unruffled demeanor.

      That said, I will give you the clue that the two things that immedeately came to mind as having long been popular but have never cool can both be done by a single person using only one hand, while the thing that is cool but not popular takes a large number of people not using both hands.

      If you can't get at least one of them from that you need to have someone check the dosage on your cold meds.

      -- MarkusQ

  20. actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After having read the article, my conclusion is: If the "Nerd" moniker is now the baseline for the general populace then the True Nerds will have to come up with something to differentiate us from Them. Maybe it's time to go back to black glasses with tape, flood pants and pocket protectors. Perhaps a secret handshake too!

  21. I guess we're all nerds by locknloll · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...in one way or another. Most of the Slashdot crowd are computer/natural science/LOTR nerds whereas Germans, for example, might all be David Hasselhoff nerds. ;)

    --
    -- Power corrupts, but PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.
    1. Re:I guess we're all nerds by Darkninja666 · · Score: 1
      whereas Germans, for example, might all be David Hasselhoff nerds.

      Which, as we all know, are the lowest of all Nerds.

      --
      Secure multi-mediation is the future of all webbing...
  22. Re:pretty stupid by SirSlud · · Score: 2, Funny

    > start by turning the computer off you fat ass lazy "nerds"

    To avoid the easy charge of hypocricy, I realize you posted while you were outside, and your computer was off (presumably indoors.)

    The real question is ... HOW??

    --
    "Old man yells at systemd"
  23. Ok by Guiri · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah but they get laid

  24. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  25. Golly!! by GnrlFajita · · Score: 3, Funny

    I always wanted to be a demographic! Yay!!

    --
    When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
    Mark Twain
  26. no... by phUnBalanced · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think it was the .com bubble, the millions of dollars and the fancy cars that did that.

  27. They'll let anybody into the club these days by webwench_72 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All this means is that there is more evident stratification in geekdom. Once upon a time, you were either a geek or you weren't. Now, there are levels of geeks. There are wannabe geeks, plain-old geeks, gamer geeks, alpha geeks, BOFHs, etc. Think of it as a multi-level geeking scheme. Geekdom with middle-management. A pecking order. In other words, associating yourself as a geek has become akin to associating yourself with any other group: gotta work your way up.

    --

    1. Re:They'll let anybody into the club these days by saforrest · · Score: 1

      All this means is that there is more evident stratification in geekdom. Once upon a time, you were either a geek or you weren't. Now, there are levels of geeks.

      No, no, no! Not geeks, nerds. Didn't you read the headline?

    2. Re:They'll let anybody into the club these days by Charles+Dart · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a funny poster I saw in SF in the late 90's when techies were in high demand, it read:

      "Just because you act like a geek doesn't make you a nerd"

    3. Re:They'll let anybody into the club these days by webwench_72 · · Score: 1

      Today that could read, just because you have a web-surfing cellphone, a PDA you don't know how to use, an AOL account, and a pair of trendy horn-rimmed glasses, doesn't make you a nerd. Nerdly appearances can be deceiving!

      --

    4. Re:They'll let anybody into the club these days by escher · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've got it! I'll fool them all!

      Okay, first I need to craft some codefiles of power. Some will be simple PHP scripts, others will be optimized assembler... I'll give 3 files to the wannabe geeks, browsing comics or rushing to see the latest LOTR film, pretending to see past the special effects and cool artwork to the underlying story. 5 for the plain-old geeks struggling to comprehend init levels. 6 script-bots for the gamer geeks in their basements of stone. 7 files for the alpha geeks with their x10 wired households. And 9... 9 files for the BOFH's, who above all else desire power over others.

      But all of them will be deceived, for I will craft a master program that can exploit backdoors and security holes in all others, and into it I will pour my malice, my terribly-obfuscated C, my hatred for all geek posers.

      insert fancy-yet-cheesy special effect here

      Like an overused cliche my processes will spread across the internet, kill-9'ing those who would pretend to be a true geek. Th... ooo! New Ultimate Spiderman comic! *read* *read* *read*

      What was I talking about?...

    5. Re:They'll let anybody into the club these days by A+Bugg · · Score: 1

      You mean... like a pyramid scheme.
      A Bugg

    6. Re:They'll let anybody into the club these days by Fjord · · Score: 1

      You were talking about how you were going to create a master pogram with exploitable backdoors and security holes. I'm guessing you mean Micrsoft Windows.

      Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.' To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

      4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C 20 4F6E65204F5320746F
      2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E 65204F5320746F206272 696E67207468656D20
      616C6C20616E6420696E2074686520 6461726B6E6573732062 696E64207468656D

      'I cannot read the fiery letters,' I said.
      'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says:'

      One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
      One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

      --
      -no broken link
  28. So If We're All Nerds... by LordYUK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where the hell is my hot cheerleader girlfriend?? And where are the disgruntled upended jocks?!

    Sheesh... you all can be "nerds"... I'm happy being "geek".

    I-P (Its geordi laforge... as a smiley!) ;-)

    --
    This is my sig. Its pathetic.
    1. Re:So If We're All Nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I-P (Its geordi laforge... as a smiley!) ;-)"

      If you have to use more characters to explain it than it takes to depict it, it's not a good emoticon. And besides, P is 'tongue-stuck-out', not 'smiling'.

      And wouldn't it be ]>), anyway?

    2. Re:So If We're All Nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does a (ex-)stripper girlfriend count?
      From being with my hand 'til majority to this, I've been quite a long way.
      You need to be nice and strong and somebody may see that you are a human and not a scum like they are used to.

    3. Re:So If We're All Nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ex-stripper girlfriends rock, especially if they're currently in law school :)

      The best part is she was my platonic friend in HS, whom I always pined over. She found my site on the internet, and that's all she wrote...

  29. I never go to that place anymore... by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1

    ...since it became so popular.

    --
    Ceci n'est pas une signature
  30. It takes more than Tech to be a Nerd by Isochrome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We aren't all nerds.

    How many of us couldn't get a date in high school?
    How many of us were better in math than phys ed?
    How many read Ender's Game and really, really felt it deep in their heart?
    How many know and enjoy a joke that makes a pun on ergs?
    Even today, how many of us stand out immediately in a room as the nerd?

    I was a nerd before it was cool.
    I was a nerd while it was cool.
    And I am a nerd now that it is becoming less cool after the dot com crash.

    1. Re:It takes more than Tech to be a Nerd by micahmicahmicah · · Score: 1

      How many read Ender's Game and really, really felt it deep in their heart? Read it for the 1st time in 3rd grade. I couldn't even begin to count how many copies of that book I have given as gifts. The rest of the series isn't bad either. But nothing is the same as that first book. The enemies gate is down.

    2. Re:It takes more than Tech to be a Nerd by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      I think I'll spl-erg a bit of karma here...

      I guess I'm not the only one who really liked Ender's Game. Speaker was good too, but lacked the impact of Ender's... I really felt like Xenocide was rushed for an ending.

      But Ender's Shadow rocked... the whole Ender's Game from another perspective, including their interaction, that felt good to read too!

      --

      You can have it fast, accurate, or pretty. Pick any 2.
    3. Re:It takes more than Tech to be a Nerd by escher · · Score: 1

      How many of us couldn't get a date in high school?

      How many of us can't get a date now.
      *raises hand*

  31. Lord of the Rings has nothing to do with Nerds by xphase · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Many people who were not nerds read Lord of the Rings in the 70's and even now. Even Led Zeppelin were big fans.

    --xPhase

    --
    The following sentence is TRUE. The previous sentence is FALSE.
    1. Re:Lord of the Rings has nothing to do with Nerds by Isca · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Pfffft

      They were just band geeks!

    2. Re:Lord of the Rings has nothing to do with Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Led Zeppelin were total nerds. Guitar nerds are worse than most computer programmers if you have met any.

    3. Re:Lord of the Rings has nothing to do with Nerds by dr_canak · · Score: 1

      I totally agree in principle and spirit, but I work with plenty of people who have never seen FOTR or TT because, "it's for people who play games." That is honest to god what someone just said to me the other day. Despite the critical acclaim, academy award nods, accolades as it being the best trilogy ever produced, etc... It makes zero sense to me, but it is what it is.

      Box office totals tells us otherwise, but there is still this association between fantasy (which the Tolkien books are certainly considered) and nerdom that plenty of people can't seem to bridge because it's "beneath" them

      just my .02
      jeff

    4. Re:Lord of the Rings has nothing to do with Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes i agree more zeppelin should be added to lotr

  32. Ho-hum... by tds67 · · Score: 5, Funny
    We Are All Nerds Now

    Great...now no one will get laid.

    1. Re:Ho-hum... by Lipongo · · Score: 1

      There goes the species....

      --
      -Certified TechnoWeinie
    2. Re:Ho-hum... by ronaldb64 · · Score: 1
      Don't you mean:
      Oh shit! There goes the planet.
      --
      There's no place like 127.0.0.1
    3. Re:Ho-hum... by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 0
      See!

      Now thats exactly what we're talking about. People who can quote from spaceballs are geeks, and the pale imitators who like LotRs will never be match Us!

      --
      Needle Nardle Noo
  33. Well now what do I do? by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I joined the New Enterprise Regarding Destroying Sociability (NERDS) specifically to avoid the masses. Nerd stuff was sure to keep 99% of the population away. Now what? I don't want to join the cannibal cult, I'm not interested in trepanation. What do I do?

    1. Re:Well now what do I do? by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Join the Silly Characters Organization. I can't see them becoming very popular.
      I'm not sure if that's better than cannibalism, tough.

  34. "after school" or otherwise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we can ALL agree that michael does not get beat up on enough.

    Can I get an 'amen'?

  35. nerds aren't cool, by lanswitch · · Score: 4, Funny

    geeks are. Nerds are just geek wannabees. One is born into nerdness, but it takes an effort to become a geek.

  36. Ivy-league nerds by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

    Appraising the film's cast, he dismisses them as "preppy Ivy League nerds. Not real ordinary slob nerds like us".

    Yup, "Booger" was definitely a Harvard man.
    --

    Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
  37. Raise your hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..if you believe this is a delusion of the Slashdot editors. How many of you cringe when you see another posting on anime, mediocre TV shows, shitty movies(the matrix), or comics. Sometimes Slashdot give nerds a bad name. I think we have better taste than the Slashdot editors. I know some of you must be out there.

  38. Re:why then... by numbski · · Score: 2, Funny

    why then are most slashdot members still not getting any action...

    Speak for yourself, pizza-face.

    What a dork. :P

    --

    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

  39. Don't think so by Guiri · · Score: 1

    We are real nerds. Do the rest of the world do things like this?

  40. it's about time, too by Raleel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Honestly, how long did it take them to figure out being a nerd was cool? Even in popular culture...

    The second that LOTR and Harry Potter were released to astonishing success, I knew it was real. Suddenly, i was the in crowd, Suddenly, All that knowledge that everyone deemed useless could get me a date. "Speak elvish to me again, Raleel...it makes me wet!"

    Of course, I got married a while back, before it was cool, so now only one woman gets to listen to it, but still, she thinks its' cool, and she wouldn't ever read the books. It's spawned us watching all sorts of shows that I wouldn't have expected her to like, and brought out a new part of her personality. Hell, I might even do the dishes now...

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    -- Who is the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him? --
  41. The answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A nerd certification. Administered by Slashdot? "Slashdot Certified Nerd" has a nice ring to it. Or other suggestions?

    1. Re:The answer... by gabraham · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could sell that in the Slashdot store. That'd actually be a good idea.

    2. Re:The answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I perfer *Slashdot Certified Geek.*

  42. There's still something that separates us by Gizzmonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    While we might be consuming the same media, there are still some things that distinguish a true nerd:

    1)Superiority complex

    Don't worry, you're still smarter than everyone. You knew about Spider-Man back when it was a crappy 80's cartoon!

    2)Poor hygiene

    "I don't want to waste my time primping and preening," says the nerd. "It's societal bullshit!" You're like Rosa Parks, except the bus is the underwear you've been wearing for the last 3 days. Keep it up, faithful nerd...you shall overcome!

    3)Passive aggressiveness

    You'd rather take crap from your boss and call him a "PHB" on some internet message board than to straighten him out once and for all! Instead of suggesting your own methods of getting work done, you sulk and try to invent ways to sabotage his ideas.

    4)Fanatical Collecting!

    You can't relate to most people, but things...things are easy. Whether it's Battlefield Earth action figures or indie rock 12 inches, don't kid yourself-you're still a fucking nerd.

    And the rest of us will be waiting patiently for you outside the boy's bathroom, ready to deal out the wedgies, score with the ladies, or become transparently evil characters in your 800-page self published web fanfic about Dracula meeting the Ninja Turtles. Rest easy, nerds. Your position in history is safe.

    --
    (-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
    1. Re:There's still something that separates us by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You forgot one:

      5) You have a platonic female friend

      You're desprately in love with your "friend" of 10 years, only she doesn't know it. It tears you up inside but you can rest assured that you will never, ever work up the balls to say anything. You will just continue to listen to her complaints about how her boyfriend is a jerk and how she can't seem to find "a nice guy like you".

    2. Re:There's still something that separates us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4)Fanatical Collecting!

      You can't relate to most people, but things...things are easy.


      Uhm...

      Does collecting my little Ponys count, too? ;)
    3. Re:There's still something that separates us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this "the rest of us" crap, O fellow Slashdot user with a Geocities wrestling fan site listed in your user info?

      You were doing good up until the end, then you got into some serious denial.

    4. Re:There's still something that separates us by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      There's that passive aggressiveness I talked about! Although you posted without your name, it's just gonna make the inevitable swirly that much worse when I do find you.

      And you'd better have some major jack for lunch money too...I want some Christmas Ho-Ho's!

      --
      (-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
    5. Re:There's still something that separates us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I'm not a big enough nerd to have a Slashdot account. Though I doubt your real name is actually "Gizzmonic," either, so let's not go into the whole anonymity issue.

      And threatening people over the Internet... yes, a truly masculine pastime if ever there was one.

    6. Re:There's still something that separates us by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Too bad we can't mod the modders, because I'd give a +5 Funny to everyone who modded that "Insightful" instead of "Funny".

      /Been there,
      /Done that,
      /Felt the pain.

      --
      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
    7. Re:There's still something that separates us by nullgel · · Score: 2, Funny

      You wait patiently outside the boy's bathroom to score with the ladies? Well, I guess if you like those kind of ladies...

    8. Re:There's still something that separates us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5, Insightful

    9. Re:There's still something that separates us by El_Smack · · Score: 1

      "You forgot one:
      5) You have a platonic female friend
      You're desprately in love with your "friend" of 10 years,...
      "

      Dude, have learned nothing from John Hughes' films? Make her a mix tape.

      --


      There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
    10. Re:There's still something that separates us by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It tears you up inside but you can rest assured that you will never, ever work up the balls to say anything.

      Nope. It's not that we lack the gumption to speak up. It's that we understand, deep down, that doing so would be a disaster.

      I spoke up. I'll save you the liquor-soaked, mall-parking-lot-at-3am speech she gave me about all men being untrustworthy with her feelings and how she couldn't just talk to any of them. I'll spare you the running commentary in my mind comparing my self-worth and the current cost of chopped liver. I'll just say this: I spoke up. I let her know that what she was looking for was sitting right next to her. And how did the hottest babe you've ever seen up close react?

      Blank stare.

      More blank stare. Jaw drops open. Some part of her emerges from the fog of intoxication just long enough to remember that this guy is a nerd, for God's sake! How dare he even entertain a fantasy of being anything other than the muscle who hauls boxes when I move out of my apartment! And then, she speaks:

      "Get out! Get the fsck out! How dare you hit on me when I'm in pain!"

      We never spoke again.

      So guys, you think all you need is courage? Forget it. The fact that you think only your reticence is standing in the way of hooking up with that special platonic friend is the ultimate proof that your relationship insights are nonexistent.

    11. Re:There's still something that separates us by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 1

      It's that we understand, deep down, that doing so would be a disaster.

      Right. That's the whole point of telling them how you feel.

      Platonic female friends are evil. They drain away your soul, leaving you in the enternal limbo of relationship purgatory. And at the same time, they ensure that you don't ever look for companionship elsewhere by instiling a false hope in you that one day, she'll see the light. The result is that a good 5 or 10 years goes by in which you do nothing but lust after a girl you can't have.

      As the saying goes, you have to shit or get off the pot. Better that you never talk to her again than to endure a decade or two of silent, longing pain. I mean, if you can't have her, why do you want her around as a constant reminder of the fact that you can't have her? At least when she's gone, you can attempt to find someone who actually will find you attractive and not want to be "just friends".

      And hey, there is a slim chance (a very slim chance) that she's willing to give a more serious relationship a try. You never know....at least, you won't know unless you ask, and either way, you'll be better off.

    12. Re:There's still something that separates us by schon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, there seems to be a lot of heartache going on here, so I gotta chime in..

      First, I've been in pretty much every type of "platonic male/female" relationship there is (mutual interest, mutual disinterest, and one-sided interest - from both sides) and it's not as bad as you guys are saying..

      First - 'unrequited love': if you don't tell her, of course it will stay 'unrequited'. Women (for the most part) expect the guy to make the first move. If you don't, she'll think you're not interested.

      Pick a good time, and tell her. Don't wait until she's vulnerable, don't do it while you're vulnerable, don't make it seem like you're coming on to her, just be honest.

      Tell her how you feel - and more importantly, tell her why you're being honest (because she should know, if she doesn't already), and even more importantly, explain that it's not a big deal if she doesn't reciprocate (which it shouldn't be - your feelings are already there, and they haven't affected your friendship - it's no different now that she knows about it.)

      Doing otherwise is just dooming yourself to pain.

      Platonic female friends aren't evil. If you have (or develop) feelings, share them, but not in a "I'm so desperately in love with you I want to cut off my arm and send it to you for Valentine's day" way.

    13. Re:There's still something that separates us by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1

      That sounds awful, man. You have my sympathy.

      You've got to admit, though, that choosing that moment wasn't the greatest call. She's drunk, she's fixating on the idea that all guys are scum, and you highlight the fact that you are a guy.

      I know, 20/20 hindsight and all. Not criticising or anything. I'm just saying.

      It's a shame that you never spoke again, but I've got to wonder -- what did you do after that incident? Wait for her to sober up, and try to talk to her? Send her some flowers and a note apologizing for the bad timing, but saying that you were serious and hoped she'd think about it? Or did you just go away and stew over the whole thing?

      Can't put myself in your shoes, so I don't know what I would have done, but I hope I'd find the strength not just to drop it, friendship and all.

      --
      - - - -
      The real Tetsujin 28 is a giant robot.
    14. Re:There's still something that separates us by TC+(WC) · · Score: 2, Funny

      share them, but not in a "I'm so desperately in love with you I want to cut off my arm and send it to you for Valentine's day" way.

      Yeah, since they might expect you to send them your arm then... and arms are important.

    15. Re:There's still something that separates us by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      Just be glad she didn't just say "I don't find you attractive" and then the next day say "Your exactly the type of guy I want to marry." and then a few months later start dating your roommate/best friend...no I'm not bitter

    16. Re:There's still something that separates us by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      It's a shame that you never spoke again, but I've got to wonder -- what did you do after that incident? Wait for her to sober up, and try to talk to her? Send her some flowers and a note apologizing for the bad timing, but saying that you were serious and hoped she'd think about it? Or did you just go away and stew over the whole thing?

      We worked at the same large employer on different floors in different departments. She let a mutual friend know that I'd better not ever speak to her again, period. The word got to me.

      I actually tried to talk to her a few times. If I greeted her in the hallway, she'd simply look away and keep walking. If I walked up to her in the cafeteria, she'd get up and walk away. Do stuff like that a couple of times in front of people you know and even casual acquaintances will tell you, as they told me, "Give it up, man; it ain't happenin'."

      Kinda painful, but a real learning experience. I never spoke up again. My next platonic friend, I think, saved my life by moving away. If she hadn't, I don't think I would have gotten laid for the entirety of my 30s. But that's another story.

    17. Re:There's still something that separates us by nicodaemos · · Score: 1

      Dude, you need to read Ladder Theory. It would have helped you understand early in the relationship how you would have no chance to ever score with her. It's nothing against you, it's just a matter of how she perceived you, that's all.

    18. Re:There's still something that separates us by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      I'm old enough to have figured all that stuff out for myself, already, but it sure is nice to see it in one place, all that wisdom nicely collected and organized.

      I owe you. Big time.

    19. Re:There's still something that separates us by va3atc · · Score: 1

      A girl asked me out over HotorNot to meet her at a dance. To say the least I blew a ton of loot (well large sum of my equity) getting there then she just disappeared on me. So two days later I get this in my inbox

      hey sorry about friday night , I saw you met charity and her friends.
      I`ve realized i`m not attracted to you and i`m being a funny girl and I
      don`t mean to hurt you but I don`t think we`d go above the internet
      friends
      level. i hope i`m not being mean it just I don`t think i could see myself
      dating you. you seem like a really nice guy but i don`t think I could be a
      really good girlfriend because I need a guy who knows how to " dirty"
      dance.
      Well maybe i`ll meet a guy in England
      well write back i`d like to here how you night went with charity and her
      friends
      jaz
      ---------------

      Then I'm also plagued by the parent posters platonic female friend

      Is there light at the end of the tunnel?

      --
      Candle burns its brightest in the dark
    20. Re:There's still something that separates us by UnsungZeros · · Score: 1
      I spoke up. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Not only did I get that speech, but I had nowhere to go. I was stranded with her. The fact that my best friend was around when this was all going down didn't make things any better.

      I had spoken to her best friend several times about the issue before speaking up. Her best friend told me that she was into me and she had secretly been having feelings for me. Little did I know she was just lying to me to boost my confidence. I thought there was no way I could lose. How wrong I was...

      First it was the blank stare. Then she buried her head in her arms sobbing. Then the speech. Gag.

      I am (like most slashdotters) a man of logic and reason and I avoid any unnecessary risk. Logic and reason, my two greatest friends, told me it wasn't going to work. However, her best friend told me otherwise.

      Stupid, stupid stupid. I still regret it.

    21. Re:There's still something that separates us by JumperCable · · Score: 1

      You're desprately in love with your "friend" of 10 years, only she doesn't know it. It tears you up inside but you can rest assured that you will never, ever work up the balls to say anything. You will just continue to listen to her complaints about how her boyfriend is a jerk and how she can't seem to find "a nice guy like you".

      OK. Who let Jake 2.0 on slashdot!

  43. There's only one flaw to this... by ProppaT · · Score: 1

    I'm still a nerd and I still don't have a date tonight. Until I can show a girl my Magic the Gathering card collection and impress her, lonely I shall be...

    --
    Wise men say, "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."
    1. Re:There's only one flaw to this... by schon · · Score: 1

      Until I can show a girl my Magic the Gathering card collection and impress her, lonely I shall be...

      Dude, you're hanging out in the wrong places.. my M:TG collection has gotten me laid twice!

      Man, nothing gets the ladies hotter than not one, but two Mazes of Ith.

      (OK, that was sarcasm, but I've met a couple of female M:TG players, and yes, they were impressed by my collection, and yes, we did end up dating.)

  44. wait... by andih8u · · Score: 1

    I thought being a nerd was cool in the 90's when every news story was about how much money computer nerds made, then all the trendy people caught on and flooded the industry with idiots. Then the dot com bubble burst and being a nerd was uncool again. So now we're back to cool?

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    slashdot, news for crazed liberal socialist zealots
  45. secret handshake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's not really a secret and it's called 'masturbation'

    1. Re:secret handshake by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I always thought handshakes were shared between two people.

      I'll be doing my own handshakin', thank you very much.

    2. Re:secret handshake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I always thought handshakes were shared between two people.

      You don't jack off people when you first meet them?

    3. Re:secret handshake by Pharmboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, its a great ice breaker. Really gets the conversation going when you walk up and say "Hi, I'm Bob" and immediately begin giving them a hand job.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
  46. To the contrary, %00%001@goatse.cx of all nerds by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    are the real thing. (The really gross thing, but none the less the 'real' thing.)

  47. I still think getting laid is the arbiter of cool by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    and no one ever got laid with the line "Did you see the Hulk?"

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    We apologise for the fault in this post. Those responsible have been sacked. -- Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
  48. "nerd" still hopelessly and tragically uncool by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    I am sorry, but it's pretty obvious if you have been to high school or watched TV since last week that nerds are still uncool... which is tragic, IMHO. Our society loses more bright minds due to it not being "cool" to be smart, versus say Japan, a country that consistently kills the US in terms of high-tech innovations per capita. We should all pray for the day that the word "nerd" is simply another word for "cool", but it will be a long time coming -- the beer drinking, 100 IQ populous still pays for all the TV ads, and thus nerdiness is still uncool.

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    stuff |
  49. Not all nerds are Equal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because you wear glasses and/or you like computer related stuff dosen't make you a nerd. I know a lot of people who look nothing like nerds, but who are amazing at computers, while I know really nerdy looking people who are absoloutley hopeless at computers. Even I, who am good at computers and wear glasses, don't concider myself to be a "nerd". Given they choice, I'd rather use notepad than emacs, Mandrake over Debian, Dell over Apple and so on.

  50. Remember the stereotype by alexhmit01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's more than the Guardian caught. Lok at the "classic" B-movies from the late 70s/early 80s, that featured the nerds, and the jocks/cheerleaders... In the post computer (and NASA, modern pharmacuticals, chemical advances, and the general explosion in engineering and technology) and wall street (80s greed is good, smart people making millions on wallstreet, etc.) and the cheesy comedies that were still appealing to the (now older) baby boomers feature 30 and 40 somethings.

    Al Bundy is the classic stereotype... High school athlete and popular kid, now sells shoes. How many movies can you remember from the 90s that had people going to their high school reunion, terrified of seeing their tormentors, and their tormentor jock/cheerleader classmates worked in dead end jobs and their cheerleader wives got fat and miserable. And our hero, the high school nerd, impresses everyone with their accomplishments in business, engineering, etc.

    The post-WW2 economy was about manufacturing jobs and the middle-class careers came from there.

    The Information age jobs stemmed from math, science, or general intellectual pursuits. Sure Jobs/Gates made billions with computers, but Wall Street traders made millions in the 80s, and those weren't the football washouts.

    There was a cultural change that followed the baby boomers aging. Manufacturing was replaced with the service sector, and the service sector is divided into minimum wage temps and high paid managers, with less and less middle management every year.

    The good looking and popular football player that excelled in the factory because he was worshipped is gone, and the stereotype is now that he works as an automechanic or car salesman. The geek is seen as a high paid engineer or a successful executive.

    That's been the see of change.

    Alex

    1. Re:Remember the stereotype by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How many movies can you remember from the 90s that had people going to their high school reunion, terrified of seeing their tormentors, and their tormentor jock/cheerleader classmates worked in dead end jobs and their cheerleader wives got fat and miserable.

      Well duh! Think about it - what was the sterotypical nerd? A member of the Audio-Visual Club. Who makes movies? people who were in the Audio-Visual Club.

      You think these people would make movies where the jocks win out? No, they're using movies to express their dreams and fantasies. Of course the nerds in these movies will be the hero - because the nerds are representative of the people who are making the films.

    2. Re:Remember the stereotype by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well duh! Think about it - what was the sterotypical nerd? A member of the Audio-Visual Club. Who makes movies? people who were in the Audio-Visual Club.

      For those who want to see just how far this has gone, check out Battle Programmer Shirase. (If you're wondering where to get it, I had to scroll all the way down the google page to find a link that wasn't to a torrent site.)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Remember the stereotype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just for the record, some nerds/geeks may make lots of money (one of them makes more money than anyone else, even if his company's software is a little on the unstable side ;) , making him despised by geeks) but by and large the guys on top are jocks.
      They've made studies (a recent book on college athletics, I forget the name) that a sports background is highly advantageous in managerial areas (in particular financial services ie Wall Street).
      Managers are former frat boys everywhere. In new industries like IT, some of the tippety-top guys may be the geeks who invented the product but that changes with time.
      I went to an Ivy. I saw the future Wall Street bigwigs. A frattier bunch of fellas you'll never see. Sure, they were SMART jocks, not DUMB jocks, but they were jocks.
      Remember what happened when we ran a geek for president? Uh-HUH. Lost the election (more or less) despite relative incumbency and a great economy because, well, people just didn't like him. Remember that the Guardian is a *British* newspaper and a liberal one at that. Liberals tend to be more nerd-friendly (at least here in the Northeast) and the British are less anti-intellectual than Americans. The 2004 election was described as 'the Nerd vs the Nincompoop'. The Brits thought stupidity was worse than geekery. Americans begged to differ. (Personally I suspect Judy Dean is a geek girl of sorts--though I'm sure she has social skills, she seems more devoted to her job than anything else, and did you see that pic of her and Howie walking down the street with their son where she's got glasses?.)
      Geeks are being outsourced to India. Managers are staying home and making money off this.
      WE'RE STILL ON BOTTOM, FOLKS. Is that gonna change? I don't know...but it doesn't look like it anytime soon.

    4. Re:Remember the stereotype by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      One of the movies that best illustrated this shift was Flight of the Phoenix. To summarize quickly, an plane crahses in the desert and a team of tough oil workers, military men and the flight crew chafe under the direction of a nerdy engineer who leads them to rebuild the plane to fly to safety.

      One of my favorite movies, and it's being remade with hottie Mirando Otto. Did I just say hottie? Please shoot me.

      --
      If your bitterest enemies are people who hack the heads off civilians, then I would say you're doing something right.
    5. Re:Remember the stereotype by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      Al Gore wasn't a true geek. Adalai Stevenson, now there was a nerd.

  51. At the library, hitting up on the 'nerdy' by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    librarian.

  52. eyecon0meter: unprecedented evile cullective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    swarming for the ?last? badtoll?

    as anticipated.

    disbulleave if you want to/must, but do keep your shades handy.

    unprecedented evile/corepirate nazis/softwar gangster thugs/hired goons (Score:mynuts won, a snow job is better than no job?)

    by Anonymous Coward
    on Friday December 12, @06:04AM (#7699252)

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    felonious softwar gangsters hoping to freeze time? (Score:0)

    by Anonymous Coward

    on Thursday December 11, @06:35AM (#7688518 [slashdot.org])

    buy striking DOWn UN motion to promote gnu/free stuff to developing nations.

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    with/trust in yOUR creators.... the light itself, is not frozen, but
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  53. It's only more mainstream. by maximum_high · · Score: 0

    Being a nerd and enjoying nerdly activities is part of a delicate niche, held only by 3M tape that works remarkably well to bind the bridge of an unrepairable pair of reading glasses.

    Just as hip-hop use to be appreciated by a smaller group of people, the fact that it is now mainstream, I suppose, lowers the quality of new material released (at least we don't have any white guys trying to act black).

    So, is being more acceptable going to encourage the senseless stares and judgements of being unacceptable? Unlikely, since for an arbitrary thing, there is always an opposite and unattractive 'some thing'. Something that is 'cool' cannot exist without something that is 'geeky'.

    Is it possible to merge the two ideals, cool and geek? Isn't that what we call, 'geek sheik'. A oxymoron in my opnion.

  54. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by Feyr · · Score: 1

    i don't think movies/comics/sci-fi/fantasy defines you as a nerd/geek.

    i do use linux, thinker with the toaster and have tendencies to do non-mainstream things. but that's because i sort en enjoy having a good challenge

    but on the other hand all that "cultural" stuff (movies, comics, animes, roleplaying etc..) won't touch me. sure i'll enjoy the occasional sci-fi movie, for the movie that it is. you won't ever see me at a star trek convention with spock ears (or whatever his name is).

    am i a geek? probably. why do i care? i could probably be defined as a goth too, but again what is in a label but that, a label. it's for the unnassuming masses who feel a need to associate themselves with a predefined group so they can feel better about themselves

    let the cool kids rot in hell, whatever they call themselves or not.

    btw Existenz was, IMO, one of the worst movie of all time

  55. Re:pretty stupid by anmehxr · · Score: 0

    you...don't seem to understand. we would drink beer, but we tend to prefer caffeine (for its accibility and on-the-job premession, not to mention its coding affects...). Most of us do not have girlfriends, and those that do either date geeky girls, or are shunned. in other words, fuck off and go play some sports, you fucking dolt.

    --
    mmm....caffeine....
  56. No way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Geek and proud. Nerds suck.

    Seriously, for some reason I've always associated "geek" with smart and a little too involved with things, and "nerd" with a lack of social skills. No one else? Ah well, I don't get to dictate the language.

  57. Crap! by nule.org · · Score: 1
    I was a nerd just to be sufficiently counter-culture. Does this mean I have to be a goth now? God, I hope not. At least it's better than being a furry.

    Actually the fact that I don't watch TV and I like classical music makes me freaky enough for most people. Parents already grab their children and pull them away from me in fear. At least I think that's why they do that.

    1. Re:Crap! by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 1

      Being a goth will actually get you laid (By really kinky women I might add)... definitly better than nerdhood on that point... (Of course, smart Goth's Evolve to `Geekdom' the Holy grail of Intelligence)

      --
      The Geek in Black
      I know my BCD's (when I'm Sober)
    2. Re:Crap! by nule.org · · Score: 1

      Oh, you proved I really am a nerd - I never even thought about getting laid.

    3. Re:Crap! by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 1

      Whoa. That's scary.

      --
      The Geek in Black
      I know my BCD's (when I'm Sober)
  58. LOTR is only nerdy if... by glenrm · · Score: 2, Funny

    you name one of your D&D characters after a character in the movie, or as a Dungeon Master you make a rule that nobody can name their characters after a LOTR character.

    1. Re:LOTR is only nerdy if... by hcduvall · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember MERP. I remember only being able to boil water...

      Nerds, at the very least, have to have long discussions regarding arcs, themes, and characters that are missing while waiting on line to be let in for the opening midnight show.

      Now, you've evolved into a geek if you appreciate deviation from the fanboy view without falling into fits.

    2. Re:LOTR is only nerdy if... by tommck · · Score: 1
      Hell. I had a magic user named "Gandalf". Didn't everybody?

      --
      ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
    3. Re:LOTR is only nerdy if... by syrinx · · Score: 1

      And then, if your DM says that, you try to prove your nerdiness by naming your character after an obscure Tolkien character, and hope that the DM doesn't recognize it. :)

      --
      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
    4. Re:LOTR is only nerdy if... by glenrm · · Score: 1

      LOL (almost). That always worked to get by me, but I usually only held the line with Frodo and Gandalf.

  59. Perish the thought, might I? by blueskatz · · Score: 1

    The trouble is that there is a great deal of movement between these tribes, and a great juggling of different enthusiasms. Could it be that a nerd is defined not so much by his specialist genre than by the nature and intensity of his interest?

    Wow, this guy's a total nerd.

  60. Re:Let them be Nerds, I am a Geek!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    I am geek, hear me squeak
  61. Moviemakers by Bonewalker · · Score: 1
    I think this just means that more nerds are making movies.

    Peter Jackson - huge LOTR/King Kong Nerd.

    Tobey Maguire - kind of an impish Nerd, but easily has the nerd look and feel

    George Lucas - King of the Nerds

    Harry Potter - Uses ineffective magic to make himself seem more Nerdish.

    1. Re:Moviemakers by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      Harry Potter - Uses ineffective magic to make himself seem more Nerdish.



      Actually, in the last book he's more of a brooding, sulking, know-it-all teenager who's pretty good at magic used to combat the dark arts.

      Not that I would know....

      --
      Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
  62. Marketing is not cool. by krilli · · Score: 1

    I disagree with the post.

    The business smartypants have figured that a focus group of nerds will buy a LOT of "merchandise" and will be easy to create stuff for. No more difficult-to-capture subtle coolness, just stuff musclebound freaks and magic and/or technology on a DVD and its going to sell millions. Then make bendy animal versions of the main characters, sell millions of that. Then make a collectible card game, sell millions more.

    This just means that nerd marketing is a good investment. The truly cool people will not participating.

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    Jag pratar lite svenska.
  63. Nerds by iomud · · Score: 4, Funny

    My favorite nerds were the pink and purple ones. Mmm nerds.

  64. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, I bought it until:

    "you won't ever see me at a star trek convention with spock ears (or whatever his name is)."

    Everyone knows who Spock is. You tried too hard, the veil has been pierced, I brand thee: NERD!

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    evil adrian
  65. Kinda like different levels of karma. by junkymailbox · · Score: 1

    There's karma whores, karma trolls, karma etc ..

  66. Nerdish behaviour by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    This just describes most male personalities. if you're not a computer nerd, you may be a car nerd, a gardening nerd or a cycling nerd (believe me, cyclists can truly out-nerd IT techies when it comes to the weight of various bits of shiny anodized aluminium). It's a general syndrome typified by an encyclopaedic knowledge of things J.Random Public doesn't know or care about, and a fascination with the minutiae of such things - so Tolkien nerds know the entire ancestry of Aragorn, bike nerds know the exact weight of their seatpost and car nerds know their ignition timing to the nearest degree BTDC.

    --
    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
    1. Re:Nerdish behaviour by bbtom · · Score: 1

      What about law nerds? We demand representation!!

      --
      catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
  67. ...But the GEEK by j14ast · · Score: 0

    shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace, love, and infinite bandwidth.

    --
    Damn the man!
  68. Define Nerd... by blogboy · · Score: 1
    Per Dictionary.com (Nerd's dictionary)
    1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person.
    2. A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
    I'm just gonna crawl into bed now until New Years...
    1. Re:Define Nerd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Per Dictionary.com (Nerd's dictionary)"

      Are you forgetting about dict.org?

  69. Amen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference between nerds and geeks is that geeks have social skills. As you can't gain social stature without social skills, nerds (by definition) can't be 'cool'.

    1. Re:Amen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. Whatever Gates's credentials as a geek, his social skills suck, and he has plenty of status.
      You can indeed gain social status without social skills (at least if you are a man) if you have succeeded according to society's standards by making lots of money.
      Certainly this is easier with social skills but it isn't really a tautological rule.

    2. Re:Amen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever Gates's credentials as a geek, his social skills suck, and he has plenty of status.

      No, he's a nerd, not a geek.

      And he's not "cool" (by anyone's definition.)

      Being wealthy is not an indicator of coolness. It's an indicator of having lots of money, and nothing else.

  70. Getting laid is the arbiter of cool by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Funny

    And none of these lines will cut it:

    "hey, I'm running linux 2.6-pre8"

    "wanna be the trinity to my neo?"

    "I read on slashdot about..." (notice the sentence doesn't even finish before she's dumped your sorry ass!)

  71. karma. by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    KARMA Attemts to Repress Meaningless Assholes

    or something like that

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    Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
    1. Re:karma. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's the +5, Recursive Acronym?

    2. Re:karma. by TheRagingTowel · · Score: 1

      fuck, i looked at your sig and the first thing that came to my mind are bra and ket vectors.

      oh well, maybe quantum theory is the l33t speak of physicsts.

      now back to quantum theory exercises...

      --
      4Z5TX
  72. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by Feyr · · Score: 1

    i know who he is, doesn't mean i care enough to know how to spell his name.

  73. Motorheads by Scratch-O-Matic · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine pointed out recently that today's case modders are the equivalent of guys who tinkered with cars in the fifties and sixties.

    --


    Evil is the money of root.
    1. Re:Motorheads by dirtyboot · · Score: 1

      No, they're the equivilant of the ricers who cover their four-banger civic with garish stickers, ugly spoilers, and tacky ground effects doing a thing to increase performance.

      Overclockers are today's hot rodders.

      HTH.

    2. Re:Motorheads by J3M · · Score: 1

      Hot rodders got laid, case modders don't.

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      Aych tea tea pea colon slash slash slash dot dot org slash
  74. Action movies by Xpilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The casual moviegoer sees LOTR and The Matrix as just action movies. A lot of my friends just say "I saw the Matrix, cool kung-fu but I didn't get it".

    LOTR is also another movie simply loved by the masses because it's so hyped up. I flipped through one of those popular culture mags and found all sort of Return of the King promotional stuff for sale or contests you can enter, with posters etc. Do you think they'd have John Howe paintings as posters in those magazines if LOTR was simply a dusty old book instead of never being made into a movie franchise?

    --
    "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
    1. Re:Action movies by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      The thing you have to remember: Movie producers are geeks too. Art and film geeks. Peter Jackson made B-Movies for fun, and the Wakowski brothers adapted the Matrix from a comic book they were working on. Hitchcock was a geek. Speilberg is a Geek. Lucas is such a geek it hurts.

      To be fair, Tokien was a geek writing to an audience of geeks. His dark art was linguistics.

      Publishers and Movie Studios will continue to draw on geeks to write and produce movies because of how successful they are. The most successful movies are the novel ones that try ideas, and the people on the forefront of new ideas are ... GEEKS!

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:Action movies by Nplugd · · Score: 1

      Dude, you and a lot of people has to get over that Matrix scam. Reloaded and Revolutions are just kung fu flicks. And crappy one at that. there's nothing to "get". Hell, even the Wachowski bros. probably didn't get much of the "scenario" they "wrote".

      Don't take it personnally, those two movies were just pathetic. Hell they should have made just one and call it Matrix: Revulsion.

      --
      Je n'ai pas d'avenir Je n'ai qu'un destin Celui de n'être qu'un souvenir C'est pour demain
  75. Goths and Geeks by iopha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We've now got lots more products that cater to the female market. There's the Goth section, with the Living Dead Dolls...

    Something I've noticed is that about 80-90% of the goth-type people I meet can be described as geeky-- most are into sci-fi, graphic novels, have web pages, are proficient with computers, etc. My theory is that they were nerds first and then migrated to a subculture baroque enough to accomodate the intensity of their interests (which was channeled into the whole 'black' aesthetic). Alot of geek girls have goth tendencies, which is another attraction for the social outcast male.

    I get beat up a lot less now that I wear 16 hole doc martins, anyway. Though I'm still a 130 pound weakling.

    iopha

    1. Re:Goths and Geeks by jetkust · · Score: 1

      For a bit more insight, "Goth" people don't wear black because of their interests, but rather to lower their image so people don't demand as much from them socially.

    2. Re:Goths and Geeks by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, goth has signifigant overlap with geekdom, as most counter-cultures popular among teenagers do.

      I think historically goths have more connections with punks than geeks, but since all of these are so vaguely and arbitrarily defined anyway, goth-geeks are a pretty natural outgrowth of the "artistic geek" catagory.

      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
  76. Spider man ... a crappy 80s cartoon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How about the Sixties .

    So much for that superiority complex, dumbass!

    1. Re:Spider man ... a crappy 80s cartoon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think that was his point by mentioning the 1980's cartoon.

      So much for missing the joke, dumbass.

  77. Rest assured by LenE · · Score: 1

    This stuff still doesn't make us cool. It just raises our profile as a marketable demographic. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing though.

    -- Len

  78. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by richb76 · · Score: 1

    What if my mother already had a webserver running on her computer (one that she put on herself) ?

  79. Nerd/Dork/Geek Taxonomy by theghost · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a nerd. I am also a dork and a geek. I think of these as three separate but related identities and have spent way too much of my free time developing discrete definitions of the three.

    Nerds are defined by what they know. We tend to stick to societally acceptable topics, but dive in much deeper or cover a wider variety of subjects than most. We are the grad students of the world, the academics, researchers and general know-it-alls.

    Dorks are defined by what they like. Similar to the nerd, we dive in much deeper than the average person, but the topics we pursue tend to be much more nontraditional. We learn to speak Klingon or Elvish or know the plot lines, writers, and artists of all the major comic books and most of the minor ones.

    Geeks are defined by what they can do. We may not know as much as the nerd on any given topic, but we can do more with what we know. We can hook up a home theater, fix a computer, or super-charge a lawnmower. We are the tinkerers, programmers, and garage inventors.

    Some broad examples of my taxonomy: Nerds get A's in AP classes. Dorks play D&D. Geeks set up LANs.

    All of our incarnations have spent more time learning about stuff than we have interacting with other people, hence our reputation for social awkwardness. We are handy, interesting, and often downright annoying to have around when our specialty areas come up, but are otherwise generally avoided.

    I'm a nerd/dork/geek, but that's not the entirety of my identity. I like myself and my life, and against all odds, I've managed to find a life partner who feels the same. Of course, she's a bit nerdy/dorky/geeky herself, but aren't we all?

    --
    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
    1. Re:Nerd/Dork/Geek Taxonomy by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      At the risk of being a killjoy, people just called me whatever they thought was the most hurtful. Taxonomy be damned.

      For my part I am. Descriptions are just the ways the lesser minds filter the world into little boxes small enough for their weak lobes to frob.

      I don't "neatly" fall into any of your categories. I don't have the interest in academics to be a Nerd. While I can recite Monty Python and Gilbert and Sulliven from memory, I draw the line at fantasy languages. I do geeky things, but my interest in banging my head against a project is limited.

      So how would you describe an engineering school dropout, who can't remember what's in his pocket but can tell you the commanders and major events of every battle of WWII, assembles his own Linux distro for projects, plays strategy games and RPGs, and doesn't own a TV?

      It's ok, my Myers' brigs hedges on whether I'm INTJ or INTS. The exam where they test the quadrents of your brain shows me string in all 4. I'm even ambidextrous.

      Let's face it in a black and white world, I'm plaid. My point is that there are many more of "Us" who are all of the above than fit easily into the grooves.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:Nerd/Dork/Geek Taxonomy by theghost · · Score: 1

      Yes, well name-callers, especially of the sort that use nerd, geek, and/or dork as insults don't tend to be terribly careful with their analysis, do they?

      It doesn't matter what anyone calls you or what category they try to put you in. It's your self-image that counts. I see myself as embodying a lot of stereotypes of nerds/geeks/dorks and i am trying to embrace them rether than be ashamed of it.

      Maybe you don't fit into my definitions, but noone says you have to. I just find these to be convenient ways of thinking about those terms. They are entirely subjective and altogether meaningless in a greater sense because every individual has more to them than any simple grouping can encompass.

      (However, based on the little you've told us, i'd probably say you were a Linux geek, a WWII nerd and a Python/RPG dork in addition to the other qualities that round you out as a human being.)

      --
      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
    3. Re:Nerd/Dork/Geek Taxonomy by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It's ok, my Myers' brigs hedges on whether I'm INTJ or INTS.

      Well, you're obviously not INTP, because then you'd know that there is no INTS. :)

      The sixteen Myers-Briggs types are based on binary selections from the following four traits.

      Introvert / Extrovert

      iNtuitive / Sensing

      Thinking / Feeling

      Judging / Perceiving

      As an INTP, I am inherently precise and picky (on Slashdot, I must work hard to curb my grammar Nazi tendencies.)

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      ~Idarubicin
    4. Re:Nerd/Dork/Geek Taxonomy by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Grrr. ENT(J|P)

      My bad.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:Nerd/Dork/Geek Taxonomy by spitzig · · Score: 1

      I've seen like 3 definitions of Geek/nerd. I use yet another set of definitions.

      A nerd is someone interested in some intellectual pursuit(s). This might be literature, science, or technology. This version of nerd seems to be more acceptable, since there is increasingly more money in it. And, that was been showcased by the internet bubble. Interest in these things is often helped by intelligence.

      A geek is someone who is intelligent and have poor social skills. Geeks often have REALLY strong interests in particular subjects. These two things converge to create things like the Star Trek subculture. Different qualities are considered important for the Star Trek social scene. Knowledge and understanding of the subject seems to be valued. Understanding would be helped by intelligence.

      Given the intelligence factor in both these definitions, a lot of people would be both. General science fiction seems to be one of these. I consider good science fiction to be both literature and science, so that would put it in the nerd category. Obsession with it would make it part of the geek category. Science fiction fans seem to be worse socially than non-SF fans, so that would put a lot of them in the geek category.

      I don't mean either definition to be a particular insult, just a description. I consider myself both. I don't care for Star Trek much, so don't know as much about its fans. I'm going by stereotypes, which often exist for valid reasons. I am a big fan of SF, though, so might be more accurate discussing it.

      Also, I've seen the definitions flipped by people in usage.

  80. Let's not forget the words of Milhouse by JeffWhitledge · · Score: 0

    "I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart!"

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    These comments do express the opinions of my employers, and, personally, I think they're complete rubbish.
  81. The first time I saw the word "nerd" by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

    I was born in 71, my older sister in 62.
    Sometime in the late 70's, I was playing with legos, and listening to my sister's "Grease" album on my fabric-covered folding record player, I remember looking up and seeing this poster on the wall: ARE YOU A NERD? kind of like "you might be a redneck...": the guy had a pocket protector, broken glasses, booger on finger for later eating, briefcase, &c. It was some trend thing.

    A couple years later she had a "are you a preppie" poster, of the same kind of thing. Damn she wore a lot of pink and green that year.

    I guess it was around 1976.

    1. Re:The first time I saw the word "nerd" by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I missed all that. I was a child of '74, and the oldest. I still remember everybody bragging about how much they (or rather their parents) paid for everthing. I had no interest in keeping up, but I seemed to have lived through the Velco shoe fad, Member's only jackets, Izod, Jordache, and a few others that my memory has repressed.

      I did like the velcro though, so what if everyone stopped wearing it.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  82. I was a nerd... by TLouden · · Score: 1

    before it was cool.

    Seriously, it's not as prestigious a title when everyone is a 'nerd.' Atleast we still have our geekiness with our super computer inteligence (doesn't include spelling). Geek is a term that will keep evolving to include the small group of people who live the newest technologies and apreciate the arcane knowlegde of such things.

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    -Tim Louden
  83. Some great Japanese inventions by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    The dog collar that translates barking into English. http://www.bowlingual-translator.com/html/bowlingu al-inventors.php3 And coming soon, the cat collar that ranslates meowing into English!

    --
    "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
  84. I remember...... by YAN3D · · Score: 1

    Who remembers being considered a freak when it wasn't cool to watch anime? Who remembers watching dragon ball Z over 15 years ago? Now the cartoon network can't show enough anime.

    Its funny how people who are the first adopt something new are considered "crazy"

    1. Re:I remember...... by syrinx · · Score: 1

      it's still not cool to watch anime. sorry.

      --
      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
  85. Before it was cool? by Mel · · Score: 1

    Am just waiting for the inevitable string of comments "I was a nerd before it was cool"

  86. HOLY CRAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where did the comments go!?

  87. Average Joe by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Let me preface this with the statement: Reality TV is dumb, and I don't watch it. Thanks.

    On to the point. I happened to be doing some computer/photo work over at my inlaws, where the reality show 'Average Joe' was on. It was the 'big, final, show', where the chick is picking between a rich nerd, and the sterotypical 'handsome guy'.

    As I was in the same room as this, I witnessed the ending where the chick picks the 'handsome guy' (who actually lives in his parent's basement) over the rich nerd (who was not unattractive, but slightly goofy)

    I had predicted that 'whoever was the biggest assole will be chosen' - the nerd seemed sensitive and not an asshole at all - but the money was throwing off the equation. 'Handsome guy' was actually more average from what I saw; by the definite lack of personality.

    Somewhere I lost the point, but I haven't had enough coffee. Needless to say, the show left me with a sour feeeling.

    The moral of the story: Rich nerds still don't get the girl, if they're competing against generic 'handsome guys'.

    I'm married, but I'm stunningly handsome;) , and rich some of the time, and a nerd. I met my wife at a rock show I was playing, so go figure.

    1. Re:Average Joe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds to me like youre living the rebuttal to your own point, mate.

      You should just add "on TV" to the end of that next-to-last paragraph, and not worry about what reflection that has on real life. Because Reality TV has precious little to do with reality.

    2. Re:Average Joe by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Remember though: While chicks date the rock star, they marry the plumber. Psychobiologically females are programmed to seek out the mate that is going to provide. Sure they hop from one glamor guy to another. But they don't stick with them. Once they latch a nerd though, they are satisfied and stay put.

      Another thing to remember: TV shows go out of their way to find strange people for reality TV. You are not seeing an "Average Joe" or and "Average Chick". You are seeing the people selected from a pool of thousands of folks exhibiting a desired set of traits from the viewpoint of the producer. I should also point out the personality type that would volunteer for this type of show is not your average person either.

      You are right though, chicks do tend to pick the biggest assholes. I think it's the projection of power assholes exude. The counter for nerds is to simply be assertive yourself. Women don't understand "maybe", you are interested in her or not. (Spoken as a happily married nerd who had a really fun sex life in college.)

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:Average Joe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, let me just say that you're a smug idiot. "Psychobiologically"?

      Thanks anyway, and next time remember how stupid you look when you try to use TLC sex documentaries to explain actual human behavior.

    4. Re:Average Joe by pHatidic · · Score: 1

      I'm married, but I'm stunningly handsome;) , and rich some of the time, and a nerd. I met my wife at a rock show I was playing, so go figure.

      Are you blink-182?

    5. Re:Average Joe by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      First of all, let me just say that you are a smug idot. "Psychobiologically"?

      It's a new field. There are millions of people on medications that fundimentally alter the behavior and state of mind of an individual by emulating another biological state. Everything from the Birth Control Pill to Zolopht to Ridaline uses that principle.

      Thanks anyway, and next time remember how stupid you look when you try to use TLC sex documentaries to explain actual human behavior.

      (Looks around). People are snickering at you. Dude, at least I had a point. And for the record I don't watch cable. I don't even own a damn TV. There are these wonderful inventions call Books and Periodicals. You should try reading them some time. While you are at it, I think there is a sale on Clue at Walmart. Get a Clue, it's cheap.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    6. Re:Average Joe by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

      Why didn't you preface that with "I am making a huge fucking generalization?" You'd come off as less of an ass that way.

      -Carolyn

      --
      Like Daddy always said: if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
    7. Re:Average Joe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish you guys would remember that there are a number of female geeks out here reading /.

      Perhaps the typical male geek problem with women has to do with the arrogance and know-it-all attitude (about things you obviously know nothing about, i.e. how women think) that your post demonstrates so eloquently.

  88. Don't lie to yourself by abe_is_fun · · Score: 1

    nerds, and nerdish behaviour, will never be cool...

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    I don't want to be here.
  89. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

    What's Sneakers? I've seen the other 3 films and liked 'em, so I'm guessing I'm missing out on something cool here.

    Yeah, I could google it or look on imdb, but on the other hand it would be nice for someone to tell me. Cheers.

  90. strange quote by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 1

    You have Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino, who has been described as resembling the Marvel superhero The Thing.

    What? Tarantino resembles the idol to millions, the ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing? I take it they meant resembles in temperment ... unless he's bulked up a whole lot in the last few years and gotten a bad skin condition.

    No, really, that's being too nice to Tarantino. The Thing is hot-headed and on occasion would destroy property or fight with Johnny Storm aka The Human Torch. Tarantino, on the other hand, punches women in the face. Mr. Tarantino, I know the Thing, I've read Fantastic Four, and you, sir, could not handle the Yancy Street Gang.

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    -- dR.fuZZo
  91. gah by raz2 · · Score: 1

    It's way easier for one to be a nerd (or at least, be classified as a nerd by others) nowadays. Back then we used to get beaten up badly, now it's a trend. We must come up with something new to receive our daily dose of adrenalin while running from them bullies. It's kinda similiar to what freedivers do, they seek higher buildings.

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    -raz
    "I shoot troubles with a jackhammer"
  92. A true nerd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, just playing video games like an addict does not make one a nerd. A guy that lives across the street from me apparently plays Tribes 2 all the time to the chagrin of his wife, but I can tell you right now that the guy is a big meathead.

    Just being totally involved in The Matrix, Star Wars, and LotR trilogies on screen does not make one a geek.

    I wouldn't even consider myself a nerd or a geek, even though I've done all of the above, use Linux exclusively at home now, have several computers all doing various things at any one time, am into math, am working on a computer engineering degree, and love to read books on physics theory in my spare time. But for all that, I still wouldn't consider myself a pure geek or nerd, even though many other people would. You see, I have social skills. Something many of you /.'ers DO NOT have. Many computer programmers do not have social skills. Many scientists don't have excellent social skills. So anyways, if you truly want to call yourself a nerd or geek, make sure to be a fat, greasy, smelly person who excels at putting others off in nearly all circumstances. Only then will you achieve true "geek/nerd" status.

  93. Frankly... by NickRipley · · Score: 1

    I don't know who said it was cool to like any of that stuff... but trust me, they were wrong.

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    http://cassettefetish.com
  94. hierarchy by thoolihan · · Score: 1

    It's all relative. I don't always consider myself a standard nerd (don't like MTG time games or anything). However, I can't say it was cool that me and my friends have stayed up all night betting on who would win various episodes of the iron chef.

    As for tech-nerd status. Everyone has people that know less and people that know more. I fix a lot of people's tech problems, and they think I'm a jedi at that stuff, but I still have higher ups that I need to go to now and then when I'm in over my head.

    I think at the base of the Hierarchy sits two chairman, Dennis Ritchie and Ken Thompson, but that's just my two cents...

    -t

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    http://unmoldable.com W:"No one of consequence" I:"I must know" W:"Get used to disappointment"
  95. Dude by nnnneedles · · Score: 1

    Moore's law dude, Moore's law

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    Will code a sig generator for food
  96. Nerd or Geek, whatever... by Sh4dowM4ge · · Score: 1

    Buying the extended version of LOTR DVD or going to a Harry Potter movie does not make one a nerd or geek... Reading /. does not make you a nerd.
    There 'appear' to be more nerds, but this is just a fashion trend... it will pass. It is just another mass-marketing phenomena.
    You know who you are! I, for one, do not pretend to be a nerd or geek or whatever. I just like fantasy, science, science-fiction, philosophy, technology, computers and books, and collecting all previous mentioned.

  97. OK, problem here by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    Nerd is an epithet, not a badge of honor. That's like saying we're proud to be motherfuckers or something.

  98. The comments! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without the comments, we'll have to read the articles!

    Noooooooo!

  99. Wow, someone post something that nuked discussion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder if this post will work now...

  100. geez by wza · · Score: 0

    why be so eager to stereotype or classify yourself? If being a geek means you have to watch this or that movie, i'm glad i'm not one. If being a geek is all about experimenting with technology and the urge to learn new stuff, i pity the people who aren't geeks...

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    bada bing
  101. We are the Nerd. by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

    You will be assimilated. Your biological and cultural distinctiveness will be adapted to service us. Resistance is futile.

  102. Hrm by Gaijin42 · · Score: 1

    I think what made us cool was that suddenly we could pull down 40-60K right out of school, and Some of us make millions, while the Football QB is pulling down 30k in his insurance sales position.

  103. Obligatory by tacokill · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new nerd overl....wait a minute. That's us!

  104. I'm Proud by Blair16 · · Score: 1

    Proud to be a card-carrying nerd since 1983!!

    --

    Chaos will always win out over order because chaos is more organized
  105. obligatory Simpsons quote by Savatte · · Score: 1

    Milhouse: "I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart"

  106. if only... by silicongodcom · · Score: 5, Funny

    now if only they'd make being fat and addicted to caffeine cool i'd be james dean!

    1. Re:if only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      or at least jimmy dean.

    2. Re:if only... by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      "If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis."

      If you're gonna paraphrase Adam Sandler movies, at least get the form right ;)

      p

  107. Labels Suck by ed333 · · Score: 1

    Who cares about labels such as "Nerd", "Geek" or whatever? My likes and dislikes are my business and no one elses. So what if I love science and computers? I also love my wife and my son. What anyone else thinks about me does not matter one bit. Sure, I was tormented by the "cool" kids in school, but as I grew up I realized those people don't matter to me. I hang out with people I like. That's it. If you're going to be a petty, childish dick, then piss off!

  108. Hmm. by mr_jrt · · Score: 1

    *I* think they're cool. Doesn't *make* them cool.

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    Boo.
  109. Finally by scavenger87 · · Score: 1

    Cannot read the comments...
    Finally, Slashdot being slashdotted.

  110. great. slashdot is broken again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    w00t

  111. hmmm... by XO · · Score: 1

    is it my imagination, or have all of the replies to everything been removed?

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    "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  112. Kids stuff...not nerd stuff by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spiderman, Hulk, and Harry Potter...these are targeted at *kids*. Sure, the Harry Potter books are good (I've read the first four), but we're really talking about fantasy books that sell the most among preteens. And who buys Spideman and Hulk *toys*? Kids! Duh! Sure, adults have fond memories of superheroes, but we don't obssess about them. The movies are more feel-good nostalgia than anything else. But none of this has anything to go with the general populace being nerds.

    Now the rise of the PC, that's unsettling. You hear middle aged women talking about firewalls and WiFi, and it takes some getting used to. But realize that PCs are completely mainstream now, so this shouldn't be a big shock. The catch is that such people use their computers to do their work, or to browse the web, or whatever, and don't just obssess about computers for computers' sake.

    1. Re:Kids stuff...not nerd stuff by chad_r · · Score: 1

      And who buys Spideman and Hulk *toys*? Kids!

      I'm typing this response while wearing my Hulk Hands, you insensitive clod!

  113. heavy metal nerds by rager1789 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    whut about the legions on heavy metal nerds..the DIO fans and hordes of power metal , dungeons and dragons , elves and dragons power metal bands like Iced Earth , Hammerfall, Rhapsody...those guys are the nerd crowd in the scene as opposed to say.. pantera or something

  114. spoils of battle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no, the jocks and other losers just get to reap the spoils of our battles with science, much like the citizens of a nation reap the spoils of battle when an army wins a war. they are not nerds just like the citizens of a nation are not all soldiers.

  115. nerd = cool by GirTheRobot · · Score: 1

    Being a nerd got me several hot (non-nerd) GF's in high school. I guess they liked those compliments they could barely understand. Hint...study romantic literature, Shakespeare, Tolkien.

    1. Re:nerd = cool by maxume · · Score: 1

      How much money do your parents have?

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  116. So am I the geek now for not being a geek? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have not watched neither Hulk nor Spiderman and none of the Lord of the Ring movies. I think the Matrix movies suck and I find Harry Potter pathetic.

    I have been trying so hard to become normal and now I am a geek for NOT watching?!

  117. The Columbine Culture by GPLDAN · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here in Colorado, after Columbine - an interesting thing happened. Instead of reaching out to the geeky kids, and vilifying the jocks who oppressed them - the opposite happened. Adults went out of their way to demonstrate why jocks beating up geeks was the ACCEPTED reality, and it actually reinforced itself. The Columbine football team went on to win the local high School league, and all the major news outlets covered it like the Super Bowl. The jocks got endorsements, they were worshiped for their ability to "overcome" the tragedy, although it was quite clear they were the driving force behind Klebold and Harris behavior.

    It was very strange. Colorado high schools have the very worst case of hating the smart kids, promoting mediocrity, and pumping jock culture. That is one reason I intend to leave before my kids become school age and move to a state that actually understand what a magnet school is, and what it is for.

    1. Re:The Columbine Culture by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      Those poor oppressed geeks and preachy fucking Jesus freaks.

      Colorado is the shallowest state in the nation. I lived in Colorado Springs for a while. The last straw was when the local TV news (I believe it was the NBC affiliate there) ran a story that ridiculed fat people. I mean, they were showing shots of overweight people and pointing an laughing on camera. ON THE NEWS. Not so Springer type shit, but the newscast that's supposed to be taken serious. Fuck Colorado and fuck anyone who chooses to live there.

    2. Re:The Columbine Culture by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      In the above:

      s/oppressed geeks/oppressed jocks
      s/so Springer/some Springer

      slashcode needs an edit option.

    3. Re:The Columbine Culture by maxume · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, I don't care how much Klebold and Harris were 'picked on' etc. They probably could have had better parenting, and maybe they were picked on a lot, but there is simply no way to justify what they did, or apologize for it. And calling 'Jock culture' in Colorado a 'driving force' behind their actions ignores the fact that they were the crazy fucks with guns, not the jocks, or the adults that embraced the jocks after the a incident, or the local news or whatever. There is no excuse for what they did, and no apology either...

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    4. Re:The Columbine Culture by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      School has nothing to do with education. It is all about social conformity, brown nosing authority, and learning your place in the pecking order.

      Everything I learned was by working a few chapters ahead of where the course stops and making up my own problems to solve between getting my ass kicked, harrased, and stuffed into lockers. (Didn't help that I was 4'8" and 90 lbs until my Junior Year.)

      Let me tell you, there were times that I wanted to go postal. Truth be told the Jocks were very civil to me. My rage was directed at the insecure morons trying to climb to social ladder at my expense.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:The Columbine Culture by bbtom · · Score: 2, Funny
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      catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
    6. Re:The Columbine Culture by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      It was very strange.

      It's very typical. Humanity is devolving and mongrelizing itself. I give civilization another 50 years at the outside.

      I never understood the "jock" physical ideal in high school. The ones who were the big sports "jocks" were strong, but they were also very husky and overweight. They ate like pigs, and I guarantee a significant number of them had their hearts just stop in their 30's.

      Some of the other "nerds" and I got into bodybuilding and proper nutrition early on, but it didn't help much because being smart was such an overriding negative to the general populace. Fortunately there were a number of girls who appreciated guys with a little combined mental and physical discipline.

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    7. Re:The Columbine Culture by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      I'm not justifying what they did, or calling it a rational response to bullying. But what's clear is that parents in Colorado do not care. There are many cases, which mostly came out in a Colorado magazine called Westword, where bullies were reported and nothing happened, where passing grades were issued to sports stars who didn't do ANY of the work, and a clear "jock worship" culture that puts John Elway and Patrick Roy (blond haired jocks) at the top of the food chain. See Michael Moore's film for a more in-depth treatment. Trey Parker from South Park is interviewed in that film. He states it best, Littleton Colorado is a mediocre littl town where small useless people trade small useless ideas.

    8. Re:The Columbine Culture by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      My salvation in high school was that I was 6'0" tall and reasonably nice looking, and that my parents (particularly my dad) more or less forced me to be more outgoing and social than I would've been on my own.

      As a result, I was on the math team (and consistently won), Spanish Club, etc. but everyone pretty much left me alone. There were a few morons that tried to make my life difficult, but there were pretty well jerks to everyone.

      As far as the social ladder, strangely enough, I was friends with those at the top. In my school, the "elite" kids were the ones that everybody liked, except for the omni-hating mouthbreathers mentioned above. I sat next to the most popular girl in AP English and we chatted all the time. She didn't hesitate to call me a nerd when I geeked out too far, but it was with a friendly laugh.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    9. Re:The Columbine Culture by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      I missed that article in the Onion. Jesus Christ, it's brilliant. I'm printing it out and keeping it.

    10. Re:The Columbine Culture by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      Someone mentioned the idea on Slashdot before, but I couldn't help but think of something after seeing your My Honor Student Beat Up Your Kid .sig. Do they sell My Honor Student Shot Your Bully bumper stickers? That would be cool.

      Q: How can you go out shooting jocks?
      A: Simple. You just lead them a little more than normal.

      Haw-haw fraggin' haw.

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      Happy people make bad consumers.
    11. Re:The Columbine Culture by GeneralCern · · Score: 0

      I have always had a problem with statements like these. People say the "jocks" were responsible for Harris and Klebold, yet few of the murdered high schoolers were jocks.

      Were they tormented by big bad Steven Curnow? I'll bet Cassie Bernall was just a nightmare during gym class. Probably old William Sanders gave one mean swirlie as well.

      It is possible that they were tormented for being nerds, geeks, weird, etc. But how can shooting up 13 year old freshmen be used to justify this behavior?

      They are worse than scum, and they deserve to rot in hell for their behavior. No excuses can be made.

    12. Re:The Columbine Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the reason not to have an edit option is so trolls don't make score 5 posts then replace all the links with goatse, or get modded down to -1 then change it so whoever modded it down gets killed in metamod.

    13. Re:The Columbine Culture by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      If you watch Moore's Bowling for Columbine, and see the tapes from the cafeteria, you can see the two of them were enjoying the power of having guns, and had lost it. The fact they killed freshman shows the two of them were nuts. That doesn't change the reaction of the parents and adults in Littleton to the tragedy. There has been one idiot followup who trolled saying they should killed more people - but both he and you miss the point. Let's say the two of them were the class president and QB of the football team. But, you know, they were just psycho and loved guns and violence and had twisted adolecent fantasies. Everybody would have just said what you did, these two were nutcases and should rot in hell. But they weren't. These kids were outcasts, and there are reams of depositions to suggest these two were systematically bullied, beat up and tormented. Colorado's reaction? An almost obsessive need to justify why jock culture is superior. All kinds of shit came out, past the vilification of Manson and German Industrial Bands. People started wanting to ban first person shooters, and several people petitioned to have computer classes removed from the school! And, it was very very impotrant to show how it was the FOOTBALL team, that were the spiritual leaders of the school, bringing everybody back into the fold. Not a single commitee addressed the issue of bullying. Not a single one. No improved feedback for counselors to report abuse, no sensitivity training on those that are different - NOTHING. THey went the opposite way and reinforced that the football team players were even MORE important for their ability to run fast and knock people down. The press here also never touched on issues of how the Sherrif was an incompetent, botched the investigation, nothing. But that's par for the course out here. Qwest's top management were raping the company of millions, violating federal laws, investing in offshore ventures, basically running amok. The major TV stations never ran a single story on them. As some other poster from CO Springs said, the TV press makes fun of fat people. One "expose" designed to "shake you up" turned out to be about how poor people break into the salvation army drop boxes looking for clothes. It made it seem like these people should be strung up and flogged. Meanwhile, corp execs out here are trying to rival Enron with dirty accounting. But if you are a white supremist racist asshole, with a pickup truck and a gun rack - come on out. Colorado can't get enough of these people.

    14. Re:The Columbine Culture by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1

      That's right. "Parents in Colorado." We have meetings twice a month, everyone from Grand Junction to Limon and from Fort Collins to Pueblo who has kids, and we vote on how to act and think in lock-step in order to mess up our kids most effectively.

      Please. Anyone who ascribes a single motive or type of behavior to a group as big and diverse as "parents in Colorado" isn't even trying to be taken seriously.

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    15. Re:The Columbine Culture by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      Patrick Roy's a great goalie. We should all worship him.

    16. Re:The Columbine Culture by GeneralCern · · Score: 0

      "If you watch Moore's Bowling for Columbine, and see the tapes from the cafeteria, you can see the two of them were enjoying the power of having guns, and had lost it."

      Two points on this: 1. Are you implying that they were in control when they spent the weeks before making pipe bombs? Are you implying they were in control when they came to school armed to the teeth and dressed like a member of COBRA? Are you implying they didn't lose control until they made it into the cafeteria? If memory serves, Steven Curnow was their first kill, in the parking lot before they entered the cafeteria. Were they in control then?

      2. I refuse to give Michael Moore any shred of credibility, as it has been shown that whole segments of his "documentary" were dramatized. How can I be shocked by his "facts" when I don't know which facts are truly shocking, and which facts were made "shocking" by Moore's design?

      "That doesn't change the reaction of the parents and adults in Littleton to the tragedy."

      The parents reacted the way they did because the "nerds" were not the victims. I am hesitant to even classify Harris and Kleobold as "nerds", just vile sociopathic rich kid killers. Crying "my Daddy bought me a used BMW and everyone picks on me for it!" does not make you a nerd. If these guys are "nerds" then so is John Wayne Gacy. But I digress. It sounds like you wanted society to say "Bastard jocks, you made the poor unpopular kids go out and kill other poor unpopular kids!" That is not how we work, especially over and event so tragic and pointless. Had they offed themselves with a heartfelt note describing the torment of a used BMW and the mockery that followed, society may have reacted in the way you wanted. But if you go on murder spree, and strike down innocents that did nothing to you, then you are worse than the jocks that you so despise.

      "Let's say the two of them were the class president and QB of the football team. But, you know, they were just psycho and loved guns and violence and had twisted adolecent fantasies

      I would argue that society would have had the same reaction, and rightly so. Don't expect me to look for the cause of what you such an asshole, if you are an asshole, you are an asshole, and no one except you mother gives a shit why. And she stops doing that when you are six. Do you feel the same way about Al Queda? Were they justified on 9/11?

      "These kids were outcasts, and there are reams of depositions to suggest these two were systematically bullied, beat up and tormented."

      Who hasn't been systematically bullied and beat up at some point of their lives? Being beat up and bullied is justification for what they did? I would say that systematically, murdering, and bombing people is a little bit worse than being bullied. As far as your point about them being outcasts is concerned, have you ever stopped and thought that maybe they were just unlikeable. I have seen interviews with the group called the "Trenchcoat Mafia", and even they said they didn't like these guys. When you are outcast from the outcast, you need to take a look at yourself. When the whole world has a problem with you, maybe it isn't the whole world with the problem.

      All kinds of shit came out... ...ban first person shooters... ...vilification of Manson and German Industrial Bands..."

      This was going on before Columbine, and will continue to go on after Columbine. It is unrelated. Columbine certainly added another tenant to their arguements, but it didn't start anything. In the 50's they wanted to ban comic books.

      "THey went the opposite way and reinforced that the football team players..."

      Are you sure your perception of this wasn't just because of a little pro-"nerd" anti-jock bias on your part?

      As for the rest of your post, I fail to see any correlation. What doe

    17. Re:The Columbine Culture by GeneralCern · · Score: 0

      Do you think that all jocks should be villified? Are they all evil, mean and dumb?

    18. Re:The Columbine Culture by John+Newman · · Score: 1
      ...reasonably nice looking...

      I think you hit on the fundamental law of our culture. It's better to be beautiful than rich, smart, athletic, hard-working, or anything else. The only reason I made it through high school, I realize belatedly, is that I was also a reasonbly nice looking, somewhat athletic nerd/geek. I was never picked on, despite displaying all the classic signs of luser nerddom, from math club and science olympiad to hanging out with guidance counselors and playing computer games in the school library during lunch. I never would have had a chance otherwise. I started thinking about this again after watching a bit of Average Joe - a fascinating reflection on the role of beauty in our society.
    19. Re:The Columbine Culture by May+Kasahara · · Score: 1

      That's a shame, really. Maybe editing options could be given to those with paid subscriptions and/or excellent karma.

    20. Re:The Columbine Culture by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing the Columbine thingy on TV. My first reaction was some geeks decided to see how their intelligence could be used to kill a bunch of people instead of building the latest greatest gizmo. Intelligence can be funny that way. While not making excuses for what happened, I was a bit dumbfound that people were shocked that such a thing could happen. Like years of taunting wouldn't produce some kind of reaction. Don't pick on the jock 'cause he'll kick the shit out of you. Don't pick on the pasty white kid 'cause he knows how to build bombs.

      The news broadcast as made it a point to emphasize that whatever sporting event scheduled for that night was not going to be cancelled due to the shooting. That blew my mind. I felt divorced from reality, and pretty much quit watching TV from that point on.

      Then my kid got sent home from school. In the aftermath of so much blame and stratifications, and seeing the end result; my kid gets sent home for a freakin t-shirt. I pointed out that said t-shirt wasn't against the dress code before the shooting, I didn't really see the justification after. The school board cited sensitivity to the other students (pot-kettle-black).

      At the time I was working in an area where I had a fair amount of contact with the victims of the shooting. They were pretty messed up. And all of this wandered around my head for a conclusion that was never there. Just so much pain... It was the epitome of senseless violence.

      And then I got call in for dress code violations. I was going to a trade school that was affiliated with the Denver Public School System. The school was not pleased with my trench coat. At this point, I'd had enough. What was most disturbing was not the shooting itself, but everyone politicizing it to further an agenda. Marginalize the geeks even more and see if that helps the situation. Zero tolerance for school violence, yet getting beaten-up at school is still pretty much a forgone ritual. No one even grasping the irony of KMFDM. I'm certain if they knew what it supposedly stood for, they would flip (even more than the bug-a-bear at the time, Mr. Manson).

      I pointed out that I was well beyond the age of consent, and since I had forked out good cash to go to this school, uh-uh, no. The good citizens of Denver will have to come to grips that every person with a trench coat isn't a crazed killer, and the sooner the better. And in the end, we compromised.

      I grew up in CO off and on. Colorado, especially Colorado Springs, is a strange state of mind. They say the US has a westward tilt, because everything that is unhinged ends up in California. My theory is the Rocky Mountains ends up as a strainer catching the biggest of the flakes (what am I doing here?). Mix in the highest Satanist per capita, Focus on the Family, two military bases, the USAFA, and NORAD and what do you get?

      Or a city that would rather raise taxes to build a new football stadium instead of improving (admittedly poor) schools?

      I've been around, and everything is as good as you make it, but Columbine could have only happened in CO.

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  119. *Gasp* A World of Nerds by Weird_one · · Score: 1

    Fsck now the species will die out in a handful of generations.

    Nerds in general usually get laid a handful of times so no more babies, unless they find a geek grrl.

    hmm, on the other hand if we are all nerds then all girls must be a derivitive of or similar to a geek grrl (who can be the most attractive in my opinion, aka a girl who like geek stuff, is smart, and still sexy)......

    I welcome this new world.:-D

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  120. Thank Dr. Seuss by confusednoise · · Score: 3, Informative
    Dr. Seuss first coined the word nerd is his 1950 book "If I Ran the Zoo".

    From the book: "And then, just to show them, I'll sail to Ka-Troo And Bring Back an It- Kutch a Preep and a Proo a Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too!"

    Yet more mastery from one of my favorite 20th century authors....(go read the Lorax now, dammit)

  121. Peter Bagge by akikage · · Score: 2, Informative

    Peter Bagge has a funny comic on this theme.

  122. Nerdish behaviour cool? by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1
    Yeah, chicks dig 300 lb guys in Boromir costumes playacting scenes from LOTR. Sometimes they leave their boyfriends in the movie lines. And hey, the boyfriends don't even mind, because those LOTR nerds are the coolest!

  123. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by stanmann · · Score: 1

    IT is the one true hacker movie... all others must be judged by it.

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  124. "Geek shiek" would be an arabian linux user by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    The term you are searching for is "geek chic".

  125. oh crap! by Savatte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some broad examples of my taxonomy: Nerds get A's in AP classes. Dorks play D&D. Geeks set up LANs

    all these year's I've been calling myself a geek, when now I finally realize I'm a dork. That's both scary and depressing. We'll at least all the money I spent on Magic cards wasn't in vain.

    1. Re:oh crap! by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      all these year's I've been calling myself a geek, when now I finally realize I'm a dork. That's both scary and depressing. We'll at least all the money I spent on Magic cards wasn't in vain.

      For a self-proclaimed geek, or dork, or whatever you're trendily calling yourself today, your English skills -- specifically, your use of apostrophes -- leave something to be desired. Maybe you should have spent that Magic card money on a grammar book instead.

      Mod me flamebait if you will, but if you're going to call yourself *anything* that has as its connotation "higher than average intelligence," you ought to make an attempt to demonstrate it in your self-expression. On-line, that means writing.

      p

    2. Re:oh crap! by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Magic cards make you a munchkin. Magic is the archetypal munchkin game.

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  126. Good stuff. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Excellent breakdown there. I wonder, though, if all these tendencies flow from the same source; is it really possible to have one or two, but not the other? Have you ever seen a geek who never had any really, really wacky personality quirks, aka dorkiness? Maybe there's a reason so many geeks are in SCA, fencing, LARPs, etc.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Good stuff. by dougnaka · · Score: 2, Funny
      Comic book guy on the Simpsons is both a nerd and a dork, but he is not a geek. By these definitions, which I find pretty good.

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  127. Heh by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1
    It's true! My slashdot shirt got me laid.

  128. It's still easy to tell the nerds apart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're the ones walking out of Spiderman or LOTR bitching about all of the changes the movie made to the original story.

  129. You forgot to add by phorm · · Score: 1

    All of the above read slashdot, and bitch about other who aren't of the same nerd sub-genre as themselves from time-to-time (the famous troll "how is *this* news for nerds")

  130. good quote by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 1
    "I used to hate the internet," studio chief Ari Avad recently confessed to USA Today. "I thought it was just a place where people stole our ideas. But I see how influential the fans can be in building a consensus. I now consider them as film-making partners."


    Perhaps someone from the MPAA should read this article..

  131. Exactly by pavon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Internet/Electronics:
    Just because us nerds made technology easy enough for the general population to use does not mean that the general population is nerds. Technology has always progressed and there have always been people who push technological development and those who simply use the results. When the general population can design these technologies then you can talk.

    Video Games:
    This has never been limited to nerds. When the nintendo came out, all the kids wanted one not just the nerds. I have a friend that works at a game store and he says the worst part about it is that half the people that come in are the stupid jocks with the "this game is cool cause you kill people" mentality. The only video gaming that have been specific to nerds are MUDs, and for that matter, pen-and-paper roll playing as well. So the popularity of MMRPG's is a step in that direction, although the potential for creativity is much less than MUDs and other role-playing games. Fantasy goes along the same lines. Everyone likes a good adventure, only geeks build entire worlds in their imagination.

    Comic Books:
    Again, in my dad's time, all the boys liked comic books. What makes you a comic book geek is knowing every single aspect of every single comic, to the point where you are more in touch with the comic book universe and more capable of spotting plot inconsistencies than the creator himself. Diddo for star wars, star trek. Plenty of non-geeks watch those shows. Only the geeks worshiped them :)

    The whole bit about how nerds are succesfull after high school has also always been true. And nerds are still treated the same way in high school as they have always been. The only change in that dynamic, which he barely mentioned, is the new goth, freak, punk groups that have grown staring around the late 70's. They tend to be more nerd-friendly than the popular people.

    But yeah nothing he said indicated any sort of signicicant change.

    1. Re:Exactly by squidfood · · Score: 1
      When the nintendo came out, all the kids wanted one not just the nerds.

      Not nerd: Had a 2600 and a cartridge library.

      Nerd: Most cherished game was first self-programmed paddle-controlled sprite collision, with a poke to make it beep.

      Got it?

    2. Re:Exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The only change in that dynamic, which he barely mentioned, is the new goth, freak, punk groups that have grown staring around the late 70's. They tend to be more nerd-friendly than the popular people.

      Never forget the stoners - in the late 70's this was a pretty common clique for the young nerd-seeking-acceptance to gravitate towards. The connection with Sci-Fi Art (ala Heavy Metal), D&D, and lots more was always strong. Plus there were non-mainstream chicks as well, which was cool.
  132. No no no. by khasim · · Score: 1

    The correct answer to that would have been "I don't wear a pair of Dr. spock ears".

    That would have established your credentials as a non-geek or non-nerd who reads /.

    1. Re:No no no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I think that
      "I once killed a man with my bear hands because he was wearing spoke ears"
      would work better...

  133. Malvin Says: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Malvin: "That girl's standing right over there and you're talking about her back door?!!?"

  134. Really? by greymond · · Score: 1

    Could someone please tell this to my girl friend. She hates that I go into my "cave" and play FFXI or surf the web for hours upon hours instead of watching MTV's Real World Road Rules Super Duper Kerplunk Special.

  135. Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously folks, does anyone else feel this way? I don't mind at all being called a geek. I fit the profile. That's cool. But "nerd"? I dunno, I've just never liked the sound of that. It seems more negative somehow. Thoughts?

    1. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To me, a geek is someone who is more than a little obsessed with certain subjects and are usually more than proficient in their chosen areas. There can be car geeks (guilty), movie geeks, computer geeks, etc. Geeks can be socially awkward or life of the party but they have some depth to them.

      Nerds, on the other hand, don't have to be particularly good at anything and they are totally obnoxious. Script kiddies come to mind here as well as the ricer with the hideous car (multiple wings, twin fart cans, plaid, dayglow paint job, etc.).

      Am proud to call myself a geek. Call me a nerd and you're going down.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    2. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by billimad · · Score: 4, Funny

      i think douglas coupland said something along these lines...

      Q: whats the difference between a geek and a nerd?

      A: The geek is employable.

    3. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Nerds, on the other hand, don't have to be particularly good at anything

      That's right. Because being a generalist is key.

      If you can't design the schematic, the circuit board, etch and drill it yourself, solder in the parts, write the firmware for the micro, and make a case for it with a hand drill and nibbling tool, you're not a nerd.

      If you're the 'resident expert' at any one of those specific things but incapable of the whole, you're not a nerd, you're just a ponce.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    4. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I am building the control module for a fuel injection unit for my Chevy. I'm falling down by using software someone else wrote, though. Doh!

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    5. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by HyperLemur · · Score: 1

      I always thought the difference between a "geek" and a "nerd" was that geeks bathed regularly.

    6. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by lars-o-matic · · Score: 3, Informative

      Go to the classics, comrade: ESR's Jargon File.

      Excerpts: nerd:

      nerd n.
      1. [mainstream slang] Pejorative applied to anyone with an above-average IQ and few gifts at small talk and ordinary social rituals.

      2. [jargon] Term of praise applied (in conscious ironic reference to sense 1) to someone who knows what's really important and interesting and doesn't care to be distracted by trivial chatter and silly status games. Compare geek.

      [...]

      And: geek

      geek n. A person who has chosen concentration rather than conformity; one who pursues skill (especially technical skill) and imagination, not mainstream social acceptance.

      [...]

      It seems (in slashdot, at least) that everyone has their own idea of what the differences are, but "geek" seems to be cooler than "nerd" in current usage.

      --
      je ne suis pas un fou
    7. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by _Upsilon_ · · Score: 1

      Mom asked me, "What, exactly, is the difference between a nerd and a geek?"

      I replied, "It's tougher than it seems. It's subtle. Instinctual. I think geek implies hireability,whereas nerd doesn't necessarily mean your skills are 100 percent sellable. Geek implies wealth."

      Douglas Coupland (Microserfs)

    8. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Box+Checker · · Score: 0

      " the ricer with the hideous car (multiple wings, twin fart cans, plaid, dayglow paint job, etc.)." no, they're brainless fast and furious wannabes that wish some paint and a wing will turn a civic into an rx7. better know as dorks. whatever you call them, they're not nerds or geeks... ever see the asian eye candy attached to the owners of those nitrous powered hondas? damn, i need to paint my accord sky blue and glue a wing to the trunk!

    9. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd have to say that you have it completely ass backwards. Probably because you want to define yourself as a geek without feeling bad about it.

      Both geeks and nerds are obsessive, but about different subjects. Geeks are obsessed with liberal arts topics, like films, books and other media. Nerds are obsessed with more technical concerns, such as science, math, and computers. There's a lot of crossover.

      The obnoxious factor has nothing to do with being a geek or a nerd. Either can be quite cool...for example, Henry Rollins is a major geek, and Steve Jobs is a big nerd. Somebody who's obsessed with something to the point of obnoxiousness is a DORK. And you have to admit, there are dorks in all walks of like, not just geeky or nerdy fields. I've met dorky religious folks, dorky jocks, and plenty of dorky musicians.

      Dorks like to refer to themselves as geeks because it's not cool to be obnoxious. You know, unless you're a stand up comic or a republican.

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    10. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between a geek and a nerd is that geeks have social skills.

      Henry Rollins is a major geek,

      Yes

      Steve Jobs is a big nerd.

      No. Jobs has no real technical knowledge. He's a nerd wannabe.

    11. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Quino · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      I also differentiate between "being into understanding things" and "socially inept".

      I'm not sure if there are strict definitions on the two words, but I had decided on my own and I ended up picking the opposite definitions (can be a nerd and good-looking and a "Don Juan" with the ladies, but a geek is by definition socially inept, and may not even be smart or curious).

      I'm not arguing with you here, in fact we agree that smart doesn't necessarily mean socially inept, I just thought it funny that I picked the opposite words to describe what I think are essentially the same things (I'm not claiming to
      know better either, BTW).

      Is there, somewhere, an authoritative definition of "geek" and "nerd"? Cuz, I'm afraid that in everyday language, the two are synonymous with "smelly, greasy undesireable, may or not be smart, but probably plays with computers too much" or something along those lines.

    12. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There can be car geeks (guilty), movie geeks, computer geeks, etc.

      You forgot about the everpresent circus geek, you insensitive clod.

    13. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The way I learned the distinction came from the president of Rose Hulman:

      "Geeks like to tinker with technical stuff, but nerds like to tinker with technical stuff and know what they are doing."

      I understood that completely. I had a good friend that was a geek, by this definition. He had a computer, and played games, chatted on IRC, and downloaded music with it. Every couple of weeks, though, he'd call me over to fix the damn thing because he'd fucked up his registry, or he decided to open his computer and muck around with the hardware or something.

      I've had a geek for a roommie too, which was amusing. My "nerd" buddies and I would do various things to his machine, as mean as it is. We put PCAnywhere on it, and took control of it one night and turned on his mp3 player... he always left his speakers on full-blast, so he started thinking he had a virus. That's when he'd go to us and ask us to fix his 'virus problem.'

      --
      You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
    14. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Darlock · · Score: 1

      If you get a chance pick up the book Microserfs by Douglas Coupland. A very good read for anyone in the software industry.

    15. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by aiabx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Everyone has their own definition of geek and nerd, but the one of I've always worked by is based on self-conciousness. People who care about the lifestyle, and say things like "I'm a geek, dammit" probably are. My friend who writes compilers (Yes, you Tom!) and has no idea just how weird he is because he is totally unselfconcious about it is a nerd. My nerd friends are the ones I respect more.
      -aiabx

      --
      Just this guy, you know?
    16. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Since the term geek appears to have originated with the carney guy who'd bite the head off of chickens, where do nerd and dork originate?

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
    17. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by sewagemaster · · Score: 1


      the difference between a nerd and a geek is that a nerd is always studying, but doesn't necessarily get the grades. geek is just someone overly obsessed with certain things.

    18. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Valiss · · Score: 1

      Where did you get those definitions? You just making stuff up now? You beeter have a Ph.D. in Geek! (or Nerd).

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      -Valiss
    19. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Nerd is a putdown. These people talking about he popularity of "nerds" are really giving geeks a back-handed compliment.

    20. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 1

      I prefer dork myself. Now that's elitist.

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      -- IANAL, BIPOOTV
    21. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 1

      No - the difference between a geek and a nerd is a geek gets laid...

      Actually, that's kinda what you said!

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      -- IANAL, BIPOOTV
    22. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a masters, and it's in "Pompous Ass." A good major for people who want to be authoritarian, but don't want to go to the trouble of actually learning anything (see also MBA, MFA and any masters with "cultural studies" somewhere in the title).

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    23. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      ...yes on the moon nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with moon rocks....

      sorry...couldn't help it..

      --
      "Personal ownership is a hallmark of conservative capitalism. And I don't believe I am entitled to anything that I did n
    24. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's the one for people obsessed over nomenclature and irrelevant linguistic delineations?

    25. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by El_Froggo · · Score: 0

      Henry Rollins is not cool. Get over it.

    26. Re:Preference for "geek" over "nerd" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      word buddy word

      I consider myself a computer/car/bike and am regarded as such by the people i socialise with

      A nerd on the other hand, although in certain circles (*ill explain later) is a person who aspires to be, but fails with no grace whatsoever to meet the status of geekiness......

      *you may call me a nerd if you are a good friend, or you expect a violent interraction between my foot and your nose :-D have a nice day.

      I am currently in a position where I live with my partner (a girl who i think is rather cute i know i know -15 geek points) and have a lodger

      I am a geek, specialising in hardware, security, networking etc

      She is a geek of neuroscience - nuff said

      Lodger is a nerd of D&D poor code and distinct lack of social graces.

      To recap, a geek i agree specialises or is obsessed or is life consimingly good at something

      A nerd i think is aspiring to the above however has infinite shortcomings/failures

      However I may be wrong and with that and it may just be somantics and unneccessary categorising

      and anyway "news for geeks stuff that matters" doesnt quire roll off the tongue properly..... /. new idea for a catchline

      useless stuff for geeks, information to bore your non geek buddies with

      voice of experience.....try cracking a McBride or a Gates joke at a dinner party at your peril....

      anyway thats my rant over

  136. guess what that means. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nerds were/are ahead of their time. Victory is mine >:)

  137. So, I take it you aren't a real nerd, then? by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Seeing how most of my cube mates have legos, action figures, and my personal fav: a model of the Starship Yamato, I don't think your assessment of of who buys the toys is entirely correct.

    Heck, I've got a Tick action figure, myself. I used have a bunch of Gundam models, but my son bogarted them.

  138. Finally! by ThePretender · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was always said that the geeks shall inherit the earth!!! Or did I hear it wrong?

    1. Re:Finally! by ElJefe · · Score: 1

      (since we're talking about nerd culture...)

      "I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'".
      "What's so special about the cheesemakers?"
      "Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."

    2. Re:Finally! by CCIEwannabe · · Score: 1

      You heard wrong. It's geeks shall internet the earth.

    3. Re:Finally! by ThePretender · · Score: 1

      oh, right. I just didn't want to piss off Al Gore though.

  139. New Nerd Kings Crowned Today by bossvader · · Score: 1
    The 2003 Topcoder.com Open just finished. If you want to see and read about true nerd royalty take a look. It is kind of intersting.

    True coding geeks at there finest, the geek version of robot wars .... is that possible?

    Sometimes I hate being a manager....

  140. Oh, you wish! by bythescruff · · Score: 1

    Everyone's a nerd because some bits of sci-fi culture have made it into the mainstream? Bull. Everyone who called me for help this year because they'd (insert blurb from Computer Stupidities here) had seen the Matrix, too.

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    Chuck Norris: Socialism == a thousand years of darkness.
  141. It's true... kinda... by NineNine · · Score: 1

    Every chick I meet says that she's a "real geek". 9 times out of ten, it's not true, but it definitely IS the cool thing among the hipster community right now. Just check out Friendster, and you'll see what I mean. I'm sick of hearing it really, because it's not true. Some chick tells me she's a geek, and I ask her about some article on /. or about OSX, she has no idea what I'm talking about, so I just tell her to shut up and take her clothes off.

  142. It's much the same as by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    when homosexuals refer to themselves as gay, or blacks refer to themselves with the n* word. You take an ephitat or insult and turn it into a badge of pride.

    1. Re:It's much the same as by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I don't buy into that. I mean, I understand where they're coming from, but I think it has the opposite effect than they intend. Blacks calling themselves n* especially - it just makes it a black thing instead of a racist white thing. I personally don't want to be labeled as anything.

    2. Re:It's much the same as by schon · · Score: 1

      I personally don't want to be labeled as anything.

      That's fine, but what you're missing is that labels are an expression of power.

      If you are part of a group, others outside that group will attempt to label the group and it's members. You can either apply your own label, or take that which is given to you.

      Blacks calling themselves n* especially - it just makes it a black thing instead of a racist white thing.

      This is exactly the point. If you label yourself, you gain power over that label. Use it to refer to yourself, and you are expressing that power.

      It all comes down to power. Do you want to weild it, or do you want others to weild it over you?

    3. Re:It's much the same as by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I'm not buying this shit.

      Calling myself "nerd" gives me no power at all, Lord Vader. I draw my strength from my character, not from words.

      Some things are inherently wrong. Labels are.

      I don't play "power" games in my personal life. Only people that know me personally would have enough info about me to call me names - so if they want to call me names, they leave my personal life.

  143. That's one reason why there's less IT support jobs by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    One reason for the boom in IT jobs was that almost anyone who knew how to work Windows competently could get a $20/hour job helping office workers with Windows. Now that everyone has figured out how to work Windows, those jobs are not there.....

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  144. Don't kid yourself by Caine · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're still a big nerd if you like those things. And you're definitely not cool.

  145. Preach on brother! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen!

  146. nerds are still nerds by erikdotla · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hate to be the one to say this, but this is such a load. I see a story like this every few months. It's the product of nerds trying to validate their existence.

    I am a nerd myself. I'm a programmer, computer enthusiast, video gamer, star trek fan, and lanky white guy whose social skills are always in question.

    However, I have no illusions about what I am.

    Nerds are relative to non-nerds. You can call them Jocks, but that's not the whole of it - Nerds are compared against anyone who is not a nerd. Yes, Geeks count. You are not special just because you change the word.

    I'm sure everyone is wondering what a non-nerd is. It's easy to say someone who is jock-ish, works out and is well built, good with the ladies, has some fashion and hygiene sense, works a blue-collar job that makes them dirty every day, and doesn't flinch at loud noises. Add a general lack of intelligence, and you've got yourself a non-nerd, right?

    That is an insufficient description of a non-nerd, however. Some nerds work out (usually in a martial arts class) and have good fashion sense. It's simpler to define it as someone who exhibits fewer nerd-like properties than the nerd they are comparing themselves against.

    Take two seemingly identical nerds. When they argue, whoever wins by pounding the other with logic and refusing to stop arguing is the bigger nerd. Whichever one has less muscle, and/or is less tan than the other guy is the bigger nerd. Whichever one likes Star Trek more is the bigger nerd. See how simple it is?

    And the funny thing is, whichever one considers himself "less" nerdy than the other guy, no matter how nerdy he is, is still a big nerd - however, he does get bragging rights to call the other guy a nerd and proclaim that he is not one himself.

    So let's just stop already. We're all nerds, if you want to get technical about it (and if you do, you're a big nerd) but some of us are far less nerdy than others. Those people have every right to call the nerds nerds, beat them up, laugh at them, and assault their self-esteem.

    It's your job as a nerd to either accept your place in the pecking order as a nerd and forget about it, dealing with the occasional wedgie or insult now and then, or try to make as many other people as possible look more nerdy than you.

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    # Erik
    1. Re:nerds are still nerds by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Oh, for mod points.

      You summed up exactly what I wanted to say brilliantly. I salute you.

    2. Re:nerds are still nerds by syrinx · · Score: 1

      Whichever one has less muscle, and/or is less tan than the other guy is the bigger nerd. Whichever one likes Star Trek more is the bigger nerd.

      I do martial arts, so I'm probably far more in shape than Joe Average Nerd. Also I'm pretty tan. I also used to be a huge Trek fan, and I'm still a huge Tolkien fan (even up to knowing bits of Elvish languages, and various family trees.. my bulletin board here has my name written in Tengwar on it, as well as my name translated via etymology into Quenya and then written in Tengwar. However, I'm also a bit of a linguistics geek for real languages too, so it's not completely useless...).

      So, which cancels what out? Oh, also I have a serious girlfriend. But I post to Slashdot and have excellent karma. ;)

      Trying to classify people that way is stupid. Everyone's going to have different characteristics. Saying, "oh, this makes you a bigger nerd" or whatever doesn't mean anything. It's all about what your own self image is.

      --
      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
    3. Re:nerds are still nerds by erikdotla · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand. It's all relative. Nothing cancels anything out - certain things are simply more or less nerdy than the next. I'm not trying to classify anyone here - I'm trying to help you understand how and why other people classify you as a nerd, and to what degree, in social situations.

      When you're only talking about yourself, it's useless, because with relativity you need something to compare yourself against. After all, what meaning does "nerd" have when you're in a room all by yourself? It is meaningless - because it is relative.

      When you discuss only yourself in that way, you appear to be trying to assign yourself a sort of "nerd score" that you can use to compare yourself against some other virtual person with a score you don't know. If that's your goal, I'd suggest searching google for "Nerdity Test", I saw one and it was quite amusing.

      In reality, the scores are assigned quickly in everyone's heads through a mere glance and a short conversation with the nerd in question. Your nerd rating with them will evolve over time as they know you better and refine their position about you. The person, or people, evaluating you will consider all of your nerdy qualities and place you on a social ladder relative to themselves - and nerds tend to get put pretty low on the ladder.

      Understand now?

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      # Erik
  147. Stuff That's Still 100% Nerd by molafson · · Score: 1

    (a) Ham Radio
    (b) Adults doing LEGO and/or model cars and airplanes
    (c) Recumbent bicycles
    (d) Miniatures
    (e) Astronomy

    Normal culture will never assimilate these.

    1. Re:Stuff That's Still 100% Nerd by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Got to love those LEGO(TM) building block toys. Especially when you find them at thrift stores in the big baggies or at 90% off at target.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  148. Though come to to think of it... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    "Would you *like* to see my hulk"...might do the trick...

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    We apologise for the fault in this post. Those responsible have been sacked. -- Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
    1. Re:Though come to to think of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fanboy, you have about as much chance of getting laid, as I have of purchasing or using anything with the words, "Apple Corporation" written on it. Why don't you do me and the rest of the world a favour: Stop reading or posting on Slashdot. Stupid cocksucking Apple using fuckwad!

  149. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  150. Yeah. by webwench_72 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, kinda like social security.

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  151. The Nerd is dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been saying this for years. Give it up. The only reason you want to be labeled a "Nerd" or a "Geek" is to fulfill your elitist suprimisist ego. The Nerd is dead. The word is no longer useful. You are not a hero. You are not exceptional. There are no "levels" of geek you fit under. No levels of "nerd". Just move on with your life and forget about the whole thing.

  152. Re:why then... by Dan+D. · · Score: 1
    Karma: Chameleon (Mostly due to the fact that you come and go.)

    That rocks.

    --
    People who quote themselves bug the crap out of me -- Me.
  153. Ah, so you're the guy in those AOL ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the nerd who tries to mack on the hot women by offering to fix their computer problems.

    Somehow I figured you'd have a Slashdot account.

  154. nerdy by stankyho · · Score: 1

    Velcro shoes and fanny pack!

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  155. I guess I'm the only one... by elmegil · · Score: 1

    who wanted to follow up with "in the Dope Show".

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    7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
  156. What about other aspects? by khasim · · Score: 1

    Say I can can fix an engine or plumbing, but I don't know how to set up a LAN?

    I think the biggest points are applicable knowledge and the dedication required to attain that knowledge.

    The more useless your knowledge (you have memorized all the Magic cards) and the more of your life spent learning it, the less "cool" you are.

    Spending years learning medicine is cool. Doctors are cool.

    Spending years re-reading old Dragon Magazines and memorizing all the D&D rules is not cool.

    Wasting one afternoon a month reading Spiderman when you were a kid is okay. Wasting one afternoon and watching Spiderman in the theatre as an adult is okay.

    Memorizing all the different artists and writers and what issues they were involved in and how the villian's superpower wasn't consistent between writers, is not okay.

    Computer geeks/nerds/dorks/whatever are okay now because computers are common now.

    Linux is still nerdy or geeky because it isn't common yet.

    1. Re:What about other aspects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doctors are cool because they have high incomes. Programmers were cool when they had high incomes. Now that their incomes are falling again, they are uncool again.
      Girls wouldn't even talk to me...and then I got into medical school, and all of a sudden they would. Hmmmm. Maybe it's just that sexy white coat.
      American society is based around money. You have money, you are cool, i.e., desirable.
      This creates a certain crassness, which doesn't bother me quite as much as the thought that everyone has a chance to get rich, so it doesn't matter that so many people are poor.

    2. Re:What about other aspects? by theghost · · Score: 1

      Say I can can fix an engine or plumbing, but I don't know how to set up a LAN?

      Not every geek is a computer geek. It's quite possible to be a car geek or even a plumbing geek.

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      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
  157. I, for one, by PollGuy · · Score: 1

    welcome becoming a new overlord.

  158. When the Myriad Things... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
    ...Start to spend years developing the craft of their choosing, I may be swayed by such arguments. Until such time it's a fad propigated by people with insufficient attention span to write in complete sentences, let alone code in C.

    Right now the "True Path" seems to be running a detour through the wide paved road of the Random Masses. If we gain some fellow travelers, great. But the Brights and the Normals will part ways over time again.

    Come on, I've been around long enough to remember the Cyberpunk craze. Randoms wandered into our midst, learned a few buzzwords, and then promptly forgot we existed as soon as the next bright shiny thing appeared.

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    "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  159. You are not a nerd or a geek; you're a troll...` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, trolling is Soooo 2001.

    I guess that puts smack-dab into the 'dork' category, anti-slash boy.

  160. RE: by Vincman · · Score: 1

    We Are All Nerds Now...

    That's not the word on the schoolyard. ;D

  161. No Nerdism is still out there.... by Razzious · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just because a little fantasy and sci-fi is popular, don't think for a minute nerds are accepted into society.

    25 years ago we had STAR WARS, WILLOW, etc. THey were hits for Nerds and non-nerds alike.

    And today you have the same crap going on.

    I felt embarrassed for about 25 people at the Matrix Revolution that wore their black leather and sunglasses and walked around like some freak-show. How about the Star Wars fans that dress up and go about the foolishness. LOTR has theirs too.

    NERDS ARE STILL OUT THERE AND STILL MOCKED. The problem so many of you have to learn to deal with is YOU ARE NOT THE NERD YOU THINK YOU ARE!

    The days of a computer person = NERD is over, however the Nerd gene pool still exists and will still be mocked.

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    Razzious Domini
    I could be a GREAT KARMA WHORE if I could just shed the few morals I have left.
    1. Re:No Nerdism is still out there.... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      BUt you are overlooking the ultimate nerd sport.

      "I felt embarrassed for about 25 people at the Matrix Revolution that wore their black leather and sunglasses and walked around like some freak-show. How about the Star Wars fans that dress up and go about the foolishness. LOTR has theirs too."

      making cutting remarks aout those people.

      Example:
      See an overwieght person dressing like Neo, you say "See, the matrix is bloatware."

      See someone wear vampire teeth, you say: "He's not undead, he just has no life."

      See someone speak klingon, you say: "nuqneH?"

      what? what are you looking at?

      *I actually looked it up. If I was going to take on a fanatay laguage, I'd take up elvish. More attractive women.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  162. Not just columbine by tacokill · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of schools like this. I grew up in Oklahoma/Texas and I assure you, being a nerd is still *not* cool. Not unless you like getting beat up, picked on, etc.

  163. Being a nerd may be acceptable but...... by vwjeff · · Score: 2, Funny

    I still can't get a date!!!!

  164. So... by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

    ...being susceptible to slickly-packaged and heavily-marketed entertainment makes one a nerd (geek/dork/preferred label)? Nothing against, say, The Matrix or Lord of the Rings (Wednesday, precioussss...), but you don't have to be part of any culture but Western to appreciate those.

    Mr. Journalist Man, come back to me when you have computer parts scattered across your living room, and have forgotten to eat or shower because you've almost got that code working, dammit, or when you have more genre fiction books and and comic titles than square feet in your house stacked up in your bedroom, or when you have just roleplayed for 12 hours straight because you couldn't bear to let the session end, or when you finally resolve Saturn as a disc through the telescope you built yourself. It's not about the trappings...it's about the passions.

    Hmm...apparently I take my counterculture identity more seriously than I had thought.

    -Carolyn

    --
    Like Daddy always said: if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
  165. Comic Book Geek by Fiver- · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've got a Green Lantern cover as my desktop wallpaper at work, and one of our architects came by and saw it, and she said "Ooooh, Green Lantern! Bruce Lee was so cool in that."

    "That was Green Hornet, not Green Lantern," I said with mock disdain.

    Then she asked me what Green Lantern's origin was. Before I knew it, I had launched into a detailed explanation of Hal Jordan's beginnings. It was surreal. I've never said the words "Abin Sur", "power ring", or "Guardians of Oa" out loud before.

    When the story was over we switched back to talking about our firm's marketing materials, but then I paused in mid-sentence and said "I can't believe I just told you Green Lantern's origin". It was so weird, because usually the geekness is kept pretty private. I don't have any like-minded people to talk about comics with. But now when I'm stoned with my girlfriend, I tell her to ask me about the origins of superheroes so I can go off on a long, rambling, tanget-laden story about the Flash(es), or Cyclops & Havok, or how Aquaman lost his hand, etc. It's a lot of fun, and it feels good to share. And my girlfriend is very amused.

    1. Re:Comic Book Geek by Xpilot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tell her to ask me about the origins of superheroes so I can go off on a long, rambling, tanget-laden story about the Flash(es), or Cyclops & Havok, or how Aquaman lost his hand, etc. It's a lot of fun, and it feels good to share. And my girlfriend is very amused.

      She was amused because... she's thinking "Who the hell cares about Aquaman? He is the lamest superhero ever."

      --
      "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
  166. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by reidbold · · Score: 1

    Better than jury duty? I don't think so.

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    -Reid
  167. Black goes with anything. by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    Therefore making it the easiest color to coordinate. No thinking about 'will this go with that' or anything. Just grab a black shirt and black pants and you're set.

    Unless you're in arizona; and then you're screwed.

    1. Re:Black goes with anything. by finkployd · · Score: 1

      Unless you're in arizona; and then you're screwed.

      Which is true without the above clothing comment :)

      Finkployd

  168. Wow by ragnar · · Score: 1

    I wish I had some mod points. The next time someone calls me a dork, I'll point them to your description (at which point they will be impressed with what I know and correctly call me a nerd).

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    -- Solaris Central - http://w
  169. LOTR? by BTWR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Lord of the Rings has made nerds, and nerdish behaviour, cool."

    Watching the LOTR movies is definatley cool, but if you ever say "I've read those books at least 5 times, and the Battle at (whereever) was better in the book" then that is definately NOT "cool."

    1. Re:LOTR? by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      If you worry about being 'cool'.... uh....

      Really, you're better off not seeing the movie at all. Unless you like that sort of thing for some other, periperal reason (like SFX for SFX sake)

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
  170. And the Geek .. by KlaatuVN · · Score: 1

    will inherit the Earth..

    *cue Rush*

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    echo .sig
    1. Re:And the Geek .. by syrinx · · Score: 1

      heh, yes. LOTR may be cool now, but I'll still have Rush to keep me geeky.

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      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
  171. Replying to my own post by fraudrogic · · Score: 1

    I also want to say is that the reason most geeks are looked down upon is usually because they're socially inept be it not knowing how to carry a conversation, being self conscious, saying things that put people off or just plain bad uncomfortable vibe. Look at Linus Torvalds. His interview in Wired made him look very charming, charismatic and intelligent. I think most people would take that first impression and allow them to see the geek that he is, in a positive light.

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  172. On the bandwagon by anachattak · · Score: 1
    For us old school nerds, it's kind of pathetic, but this is the first time I've ever been "on the bandwagon" of something before it became cool.

    Sadly, for most of the other bandwagons I'm on, I doubt that they ever WILL become "cool".

  173. We already have that something. by Chemisor · · Score: 4, Funny

    We already have that something to differentiate Us from Them. It's called virginity.

    1. Re:We already have that something. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      I lost mine when I was thirteen. Granted, it was to a woman of my own design, but at least it was consensual...how many popular kids can say that!

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      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    2. Re:We already have that something. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it was to a woman of my own design

      WTF does that mean?

    3. Re:We already have that something. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lost mine when I was thirteen

      I lost mine when I was 8. To the girl next door.

    4. Re:We already have that something. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Come one man. You know you've seen this.

      From my heart and from my hands, why don't people understand my intentions?

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    5. Re:We already have that something. by kevmit · · Score: 1
      "it was to a woman of my own design"
      "WTF does that mean?"
      Realdoll, The World's finest Love Doll
    6. Re:We already have that something. by npsimons · · Score: 1
      We already have that something to differentiate Us from Them. It's called virginity.


      Oh no! Does this mean I've lost my nerd status because I'm no longer a virgin? I have to admit, once my first turned on my sex drive, it makes it harder to concentrate on hacking.

  174. I'm a cheerleader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you insensitive clod!

  175. Wording by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

    I don't think I am geek, I played sports in HS and college, never had a problems with getting a girl-friend, but I always loved things like math, chess(strategy games), and computers.

    I always say I am a geek when it comes to computers, and there is no shame in this rather a compliment.

    So my father-in-law in a geek when it comes to old engines. Or my friend is a geek when it comes to James Bond movies, etc.

    Does anyone else talk like this?

  176. In a word, by NerdSlayer · · Score: 1

    No.

  177. You're Sooooo Way Off ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The good looking and popular football player that excelled in the factory because he was worshipped is gone, and the stereotype is now that he works as an automechanic or car salesman. The geek is seen as a high paid engineer or a successful executive.

    No the "good looking and popular football player" goes on to becomes a salesman or marketing exec making a nice 6 figure salary (probably getting a nice Christmas bonus as well). While the geek/nerd works a dead end system admin job or script writer for a measily 65k a year (probably getting a mug or mousepad with the corp logo as a Christmas bonus).

    Yeah there are exceptions to the rule, but the bottom line is on average the good looking charismatic salesman lives in the pseudo-luxo mansion making money off the products produced by the tech monkey.

    1. Re:You're Sooooo Way Off ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but how many of those nerds would prefer the dead end sys-admin job over a sales job where you actually have to talk to people?

    2. Re:You're Sooooo Way Off ... by WinterSolstice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is it precisely.

      In fact, didn't a question about that sort of thing used to be on the purity test? Something like:
      "Have you ever taken a job for less money just to work on bigger/better/newer equipment?"

      That defines the concept entirely. I wouldn't care if I made 100 times what I do now... well, nevermind, I would care... but I wouldn't be an adminosphere person for the money they pay. The "normal" people can have them. I will stick with doing what I like to do, thank you.

      -WS

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
  178. Are you positive? by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

    Homer: Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?

    Comic Book Guy: I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token Ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

    Homer: (pause) Can I have some money now?

    He sure sounds like a geek to me.;)

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    Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.
    1. Re:Are you positive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token Ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

      Simple Geek Test: Do you grok the above? If yes, you qualify for your free geek T-Shirt. If no, please leave Slashdot and report to the Windows forum.

  179. official definitions by rizzy · · Score: 3, Informative
  180. Everyone may like comics, but.... by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 0

    ...only a geek would argue with another over whether spiderman or wolverine would win if they battled eachtoher!

  181. In The Olden Days..... by IM6100 · · Score: 1

    ....the only way us nerds met women was by being sysop of a BBS. For some reason there was a 'sysop mystique' we could take advantage of.

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  182. Am I a nerd? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1


    I've stopped caring about belonging to a classifiction BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL.

    I do things which are sometimes nerdy, sometimes not nerdy.

    I am not a stereo-type. I am me, with all the wonderful degrees of every group in me.

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    The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    1. Re:Am I a nerd? by syrinx · · Score: 1

      thank you. just what i was thinking.

      people say that they outgrow high school, but they really don't.

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      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
  183. The appeal of nerdom by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Not being accepted has a certain allure to some people actually. They enjoy being the outsiders and feel a certain sense of pride and superiority from it, just like what some people feel from being a closely associated with a group (i.e. team, military, political party, etc).

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  184. Where do we go now? by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    I remember the early days, we're talking the late ARPNET early Internet periods, right after the last of the dinosaurs died off and humans shrugged off animal skins in favor of really BAD nylon shirts with wide collars. It was a pretty small club (we didn't think of it that way). We knew each other, by posting if not in person. Even CompuServe was pretty much geek central and there were still bbs systems dialing each other late at night when phone rates were cheaper. Then came AOL. Everyone who ever blocked AOL from their primitive web, gopher and ftp servers raise your hand. Okay, old guys, put 'em down you're smelling up the room.

    I have to admit, it was nice having somewhere the Great Unwashed didn't have access. Maybe that's a little snobby but when the AOLers rolled in it was abrasive. They were idiots and they were rude, by our standards anyway. By today's standards they were towers of tact and decorum.

    Maybe a little geek balkanization wouldn't be such a bad thing. Something to separate the real geeks from the wannabes. Some-whereeeeee o-ver the rain-bow, en-crypt-eeeeed satellite network...

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  185. Re:That'd be cool by symbolic · · Score: 1

    ...IF it were something worth having. But it isn't.

  186. F*** YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Klebold and Harris didn't take out enough of those pampered mothereffers. Too bad they didn't get the bombs built. Lots of shrapnel to take out all those pretty plastic surgury faces. Do it on parent/teacher night so the mothereffing dogcrap parents could be converted into burning whiffs of chemicals too.

  187. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by Jonathan+Platt · · Score: 1

    Cube kinda sucked, but Pi would be up there with the best movies ever made. After that movie the producer (or maybe it was the director~"~) did Requiem for a Dream, and from there he got the new Batman movie coming out. You can just see the budgets climbing exponentially.

    Doesn't that make Pi less geeky though:)...

    I can't imagine anyone not appreciating Pi as a movie, even if it isn't somthing they'd choose themselves.

    Also did anyone notice where LOTR the Two Towers got its theme music from.

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    VENI, VIDI, VICI, DIXI
  188. Everyone knows who Spock is by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    Shortly after my nephew was old enough to speak I tried to teach him the names of the original Star Trek crew.

    Ten years later it is obvious thhat it didn't take; three bullies tried to beat the crap out of him last year... he beat the crap out of them instead, all at once. He's had two girlfriends... at the same time. He doesn't know who Spock is.

    I think I've failed to create the next generation of nerd/geek/whatever in my family. :(

  189. I'm not so sure.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has made nerds, and nerdish behaviour, cool.

    Tell that to the jocks that beat me up in gym class everyday.

  190. Ah.. labels... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're so much easier than thinking or considering individuals.

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    --- Ban humanity.
    1. Re:Ah.. labels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well sure. The human brain has evolved to "chunk" information into stereotypes and to only create a unique semantic association for often-accessed concepts. This is how your brain functions. Get over it.

    2. Re:Ah.. labels... by spitzig · · Score: 1

      Um, aren't ALL words labels? Do you think we should avoid speaking to prevent thinking in stereotypes?

    3. Re:Ah.. labels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent."

      Ludwig Wittgenstin thought so.

    4. Re:Ah.. labels... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      This is how your brain functions. Get over it.

      Blow me, bullshitter. If that's how the brain functions, there would be no one like me to suggest that mmaybe we occasionally rise above pigeonholing people, and maybe looking at individuals. If you want to be a mere animal, go ahead, but don't drag everyone else down to wallow in your reptilian core brain level.

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      --- Ban humanity.
    5. Re:Ah.. labels... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

      That was maybe the dimmest response I've ever gotten here. You really didn't understand what I meant?

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      --- Ban humanity.
  191. worse than that by *weasel · · Score: 2, Insightful


    nerdish behavior is not even becoming -popular-. what's becoming popular is merely -part- of the content that used to be exclusively in the domain of the nerdish. it's being coopted and de-geeked. as acceptance of parts of our domain grow, some of those parts are merely breaking out of our social stigma.

    watching a scifi or fantasy movie may not be nerdy anymore, but reading a scifi/fantasy book, or discussing the technology/philosophy still is.

    having a collection of comic-based movies may be cool, but having an actual comic book collection will still get the derogatory labels applied.

    no friend-geeks, this is not 'our' time. this is merely a time of acceptance of some of the content and media we embraced long ago.

    those who lead can never be part of the pack.

    --
    // "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
  192. Re:There's more by symbolic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you start trying to do things with technology that arn't mainstream, like using linux or even just making a webserver on your mom's computer, then I'd say you are getting there.

    I'd say that this isn't even enough. "Geek" or "Nerd" isn't about achieving a milestone...it's a process - a way of life that is focused on technology, technical skill, and forward thinking. It is a passion, not an event. People who are geeks EARN that distinction....not by installing the latest uber-cool Linux distro, for example, but by knowing why one distro might be better than another within a given set of circumstances. HUGE difference.

  193. Pfft by autechre · · Score: 1

    Just because "nerdy" things happen to be popular at the moment doesn't make everyone "a nerd".

    Some would say that the thing that connects all nerds is heaps of knowledge or intelligence, but there are certainly counter-examples for this. Plenty of doctors are not nerds.

    What about the strong desire to investigate how things work, to learn, to take apart? There are plenty of people that seem content to take the world at face value and watch TV for their entertainment, but I know a lot of mechanics who like to take things apart to see how they work. Do they count as nerds? Do archaologists?

    As the article said, it's a tough label to pin down. But is that bad?

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    WMBC freeform/independent online radio.
  194. Geek is chic? Come on now, that's old news by frenchie323 · · Score: 1

    The Internet boom made nerds cool years ago, and rich too. Ain't nothing wrong with a little nerditude, just don't let me catch you riding a Segway...

  195. ... and we will all be bisexual trannies next? by jamiefaye · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Imagine you had a form to fill out before you were born that let you pick your sexual orientation and gender identity. Selections include "I want to be a man, I want to be a woman, I want to be both", and "I want to be attracted to men, women, or both".

    I don't know about you, but "both" sounds like a great answer to both questions!

    As Woodie Allen said, being bisexual doubles your chances on Saturday night. I am also seeing in the generation coming of age now a fluid sense of gender identity that is rather different then that which emerged during the 70's counter-culture. Then, masculinity and feminity blended together, now the boundary is crisper, but is also considered more crossible.

    Maybe its just because I am a nerdy bi trannie that I see things this way!

  196. Maybe nerds, but.... by sofakingl · · Score: 1

    Maybe nerds can be socially acceptable, but geeks probably never will. There's just something disturbing about biting a chicken's head off that makes it impossible to become popular.

  197. No, you are not alone. by simetra · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    LOTR blew dogs. And, in all likelyhood, so do many of the cast. Just because something is hyped, doesn't mean it's good. Just because something makes a lot of money, doesn't mean it's good. This happens to be a geek/nerd forum, hence the enthousiasm.

    Quite frankly, I'm surprised Muppets didn't make it into LOTR. But then again, there's still The Hobbit.

    Why do geeky/nerdy types enjoy that crap? Escapism maybe? Cute, Boo-Boo type pathetic characters they can identify with? Who cares. It makes them happy, much like a balloon makes my 3-year-old happy.

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    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
    1. Re:No, you are not alone. by son_of_asdf · · Score: 1

      Why do geeky/nerdy types enjoy that crap? Escapism maybe? Cute, Boo-Boo type pathetic characters they can identify with? Who cares. It makes them happy, much like a balloon makes my 3-year-old happy.

      This astute critcism brought to you by a guy who has a hardcore midget porn site as his URL....obviously he's a paragon of taste and class.

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      Don't Panic!
    2. Re:No, you are not alone. by Saige · · Score: 1

      Just because something is hyped, doesn't mean it's good. Just because something makes a lot of money, doesn't mean it's good.

      And just because you happen to dislike something, doesn't mean it's bad. Just because I don't like beer doesn't mean all beer completely sucks.

      Why do geeky/nerdy types enjoy that swill? Alcoholism maybe? Cheap, tastless pathetic garbage they can get drunk on? Who cares. It makes them happy, much like a balloon makes my 3-year-old happy.

      --
      "You know your god is man-made when he hates all the same people you do."
  198. As a Win95 support tech.... by simetra · · Score: 1

    I had some whiny-ass sniveling user on the phone one day... he said something about "..you computer nerds..." I stopped him and said, "Actually, I prefer to be called a geek.".

    True story.

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    "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  199. So does this mean... by Craig3010 · · Score: 0

    ...that jocks are now the outcast?

  200. It's all in the presentation by davew2040 · · Score: 1

    When presented powerfully, as we've seen with the latest round of Hollywood-ized fantasy flicks, it's virtually impossible for anyone to ignore the attraction of these kinds of work.

    However, when presented by skinny, awkward guys wearing awful costumes and feebly battling one another outside of the local comic convention, I can almost understand why the mainstream would disregard fantasy and/or comicbook fiction as a viable means of entertainment.

  201. Um, no. by shaka · · Score: 1

    No, it's still not cool. There was like a meta-hype about nerdyness about 3-5 years ago or so, but it isn't cool. Nerdy is still nerdy.

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    :wq!
  202. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by randombit · · Score: 1

    Cube, Pi, ExiZtenZ, and sneakers are a few movie I can think of that I've seen, but I doubt any non-geek has (unless made so by their SO)...

    I've actually known several very-nongeek* people who really liked Pi (at least 4 I can think of off the top of my head). Sneakers, though, I think you may be right.

    * In this case, that means people who majored in art, history, writing, etc and now do things not remotely related to math, science, or engineering.

  203. its a threat by HitByASquirrel · · Score: 1

    ive noticed this trend growing since the dot-com boom, and its become quite annoying EVEN Vin Diesel played D&D in the 80's!! grah... we definitely need to find some way to rise ubove the populace in a truly nerdy fashion... while still getting the girls of course

  204. Speak for yourself by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

    With all the "geeks" out there there has been a stratification of geekdom. You have the annabe's, the internet help desk geeks, uber geeks, and the BOFH's.

    The meek shall inherit whatever they are damn well given. This is why the BOFH's rule over all. While other nerds and dork wonder in the friend zone, the BOFH's go out with the message chicks, the models and the local gym hotties.

    So get some balls my fellow nerds. Use your power for at least personal gain if not oververt overlordship! Blackmail the DP pool stunner into going to the bar with you. Tap phone lines, read other email!

  205. I REMEMBER THAT! by tommck · · Score: 1
    wow... what a flashback! My sister had the same poster! I was born in '72... Hehe... weird. That was around the time that "Valley Girls" was a big trend...

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    ---- It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told.
  206. Tivo by autechre · · Score: 1

    No wait, "Unix" was that funky GUI in Jurassic Park, right? The little girl said so!

    Seriously, Unix has invaded the American home in the form of the Tivo, and most Tivo owners have no idea. But that just showcases the strength of Linux: flexibility. It can be easier to use than Windows with the right interface, and everything else about it is (IMHO) already an improvement.

    You're right, though, in that mainstream folks will never have _control_ over Unix, but they weren't even writing BAT files back when home computers used DOS. I think that Unix will come into the mainstream home, but like Tivo, people won't necessarily recognize it. Some argue that most people don't really know Windows is there, and just care about the applications, and I certainly see some truth to that.

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  207. Its the gloiban and the glavenanack! by bodland · · Score: 1

    YahYahYahYAH...yes It is about time for us mentally gifted in flaven to be in the zoibenar.

  208. the essense of nerd'ity by mabu · · Score: 1

    I do not think this is anything new. I think people misunderstand what a "nerd" really is, which is not someone that's into tech stuff, but someone who is so passionate about an interest, that they sometimes allow their obsession to interfere with more social types of behavior.

    Passion has always been a main ingredient in movies, television and the media. There's nothing new about that. There are waves of certain genres of film and TV which become more and less popular, but nerd'ness isn't specifically about sci-fi or computers. Anyone who is truly passionate about something can be a "nerd."

    1. Re:the essense of nerd'ity by hopemafia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone who is truly passionate about something can be a "nerd."

      Not really...you wouldn't call a rabid football fan a nerd even though they are truly passionate about the game to the point of it interfering with a "normal" social life.... It requires passion for some abnormally complex interest to be a nerd...passion for something that requires thought to comprehend...or passion for learning new things "just because".

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      If God had had a computer it would have taken him 7 months to create the earth...if he even bothered to do it at all.
    2. Re:the essense of nerd'ity by mabu · · Score: 1

      I think he could be called a "football nerd" if his obesession interefered with traditional social norms. Obviously though, the "nerd" moniker is mostly associated with complex technical things, but from what I've seen of the fantasy football enthusiasts, they can get very technical; the same could be said for baseball fans to seem to delight in drowning in a sea of statistics. That sure seems nerdy to me.

  209. Who would have thought... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    That after all these years, Huey Lewis would be proved right?!

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    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  210. Games by DrCode · · Score: 1

    The general population plays FPS's on PS2's, Gamecubes, and Xbox's.

    Nerds play Ultima and Monkey Island on their PC's.

    And True Nerds write their own engines for playing Ultima and Monkey Island on their PC's!

  211. Attention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ladies that have been recently "Uncoolified" (cheerleaders, etc.). Being that "coolness" is a sexually and socially transmitted disease, I am willing to infect you with my newly contracted "coolness". Sign up now.

  212. Is this what it takes to be a nerd. by eadint · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I hate star trek
    Ive never played D&D
    I stay away from video games
    so does that mean I'm not a nerd.
    I allways thought that being a geek meant that you were really jazzed about technology,
    that you believed in the future of technowlogy and wanted to play a part in its future.
    to me a geek or a nerd is someone who cares more about performance that looks.
    when i call myself a geek or a nerd. most people think I'm crazy, but then they see me spending at least 20 hours a week learning new technology or experimenting with new OSes or applications.
    thats what a geek is to me, so i think that the author of this article is seriously missinformed. and well i didn't read anything other than the headline.

    1. Re:Is this what it takes to be a nerd. by Tokerat · · Score: 1

      and well i didn't read anything other than the headline.
      ...sounds like most of the geeks I know around here. You're in. :-)
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      CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  213. Let's establish something by mabu · · Score: 1

    The Matrix is not a nerd phoenomenon.

    LOTR is.

    The Matrix is a marketing phoenomenon.

    Soccer moms aren't reading Tolkien; they are attending lame, over-hyped movies.

    LOTR is an epic story. The Matrix is a formulaic series of screenplays designed to show off special effects, distract the masses, and make money for corporations. The origins (and the circumstances/motivation under which they were written) of these disparate trilogies are completely different and no self-respecting nerd would lump them together.

    As a proud nerd, I feel it's my obligation to point this out. LOTR is an icon of nerd'ness, but the Matrix is today's FX flavor of the week.

    1. Re:Let's establish something by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In referring to LotR, I was speaking not of the books, but of the movies, which, in addition to being a fairly-faithful, well-realized version of the story, also have "blockbuster" written all over them. Sure, Jackson was working from great source material, but he was also shooting a big-budget movie trilogy. And that's what's gone mainstream, not the original Tolkien.

      Sorry I didn't make that clear; I was relying on parallelism with the Matrix reference.

      The origins (and the circumstances/motivation under which they were written) of these disparate trilogies are completely different and no self-respecting nerd would lump them together.

      Oh, get out. ;P I read The Silmarillion before I read Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit, and loved it. Can I have my Nerd Card back now?

      As a proud nerd, I feel it's my obligation to point this out. LOTR is an icon of nerd'ness, but the Matrix is today's FX flavor of the week.

      I always figured the writers of The Matrix had just played a bunch of CP2020 or Shadowrun before starting on the script. The main characters are so Solos/Street Samurai in the Matrix scenes, and so Deckers outside. That's pretty nerdy.

      Or maybe I'm just projecting.

      -Carolyn

      --
      Like Daddy always said: if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.
  214. while we're at it... by HyperLemur · · Score: 1

    What about dorks and dweebs?

  215. Pi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's has me in a quandry now, I've always considered myself a nerd. But it was my SO, who is not a geek/nerd, who made me watch Pi. So now, who is the true nerd?

  216. The best revenge from high school by mabu · · Score: 1

    Nerds have the ultimate revenge later on, when they attend their High School reuninions, driving up in their Porches watching the fat, dumb jocks being led around by their annoying, whiny wives. The nerds have great jobs. The jocks are selling insurance or working in retail. The tables turn.

    1. Re:The best revenge from high school by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      Q: What do you call a nerd after he graduates?

      A: Boss

      --
      There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
  217. Bullshit! You're all DORKS! Wise up, Morons! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dorks are NOT nerds.

    I don't care WHAT kind of electrical equipment
    they own or carry.

  218. magnet schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up in Michigan. They seemed to know what magnet schools were for. After the instution of the magnet program there was the basketball school, the football school and the metal-shop school.

    Magnet programs just seem like an excuse to leave some students behind and to ensure others don't have to learn too many advanced or broad subjects to graduate.

    Most important of all, school doesn't make you what you become. You have to do so. School does provide some tools to do so.

    1. Re:magnet schools by rkhalloran · · Score: 1

      Having had three kids in (and one through) magnet programs, I can comment that it isn't about 'leaving some students behind' so much as about not letting a talented kid drown in the crapfest that the typical HS has become. Most all the local schools offer at least some AP courses, but the academic magnets offer Int'l Baccalaureate curricula. Nice having an environment where being the 'smart kid' doesn't get you stuffed into lockers or bullied for the test answers, and for the one in the arts magnet, getting a double-block dance class daily along with her AP courses. (For some of her classmates, where they don't have to worry about regular gay-bashing from the jock squad.)

  219. sure we do... by emilng · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do we also get to bang the cheerleaders?

    ! the cheerleaders

    ducks

  220. True measure of a nerd by vudufixit · · Score: 1

    I thought it was social incompetence, not the movies you watch or the gadgets you use that define one as a "nerd."

  221. "you're just a ponce" by levl289 · · Score: 1


    lev@levtop:~$ dict ponce
    1 definition found

    From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:

    ponce
    n : someone who procures customers for whores (in England they
    call a pimp a ponce) [syn: {pimp}, {procurer}, {panderer},
    {pander}, {pandar}, {fancy man}]
    lev@levtop:~$


    You can have your circuit board my lad ;)

    --

    Q: What do you think about American Culture?
    A: I think it's a good idea.
    (adapted from Gandhi)

  222. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by Deagol · · Score: 1
    No special effects, nothing that could can be seen as "couldn't happen".

    Except for that whole visual, generic crypto cracker. Like that was believeable. :)

    Still, much better than Antitrust, Swordfish, or (sigh) Hackers. Gawd! -- I can't believe a wasted a Netflix rental on Antitrust.

  223. See... by Intocabile · · Score: 1

    Told you I was hardcore.

  224. You are really a nerd/geek.... by hopemafia · · Score: 1

    ...if you have spent any amount of time arguing what the difference between a nerd and a geek is.

    I know I'm guilty as charged!

    --
    If God had had a computer it would have taken him 7 months to create the earth...if he even bothered to do it at all.
  225. Re: LOTR Has Made "Nerd" Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it hasn't. There are still plenty of us who wonder what lusers would still play D&D style games years after they used it as an escape from real life in high school. You weren't cool then, and you aren't now. You never will be. Get over it.

  226. That's certainly your choice. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    And I would be lying if I said the n* word wasn't still controversial, even when Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy is the one using it; but when I call myself a geek I use it as a term of pride - I survived everything the jocks and preppies threw at me and I now hold a postion of more worth and more income than all of them. So, I can afford to throw their insult right back in their faces.

    1. Re:That's certainly your choice. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's where we differ.

      Bravo for you for overcoming it, but I'm betting it wasn't really that bad in the first place. If it was just physical abuse, you didn't get shit for being a nerd. You can fight back and stop that. Insults aren't that bad, either, unless you start believing them. I started lifting weights when I was a sophomore in HS and that made most of these guys too afraid of me to mess with me. I only had to get in one fight to make the whole school stop.

      It's the calculated conspiratorial bullying that comes from all angles, that takes advantage of your lack of social skills, that really breaks you. It points out both your faults and their strengths and lowers your status at the same time it raises theirs.

      I didn't survive everything they threw at me. I'm still affected by it every day in some way. I'm a nervous wreck in crowds, I have serious issues with trusting anyone who wants to do anything for me (a favorite mindfuck of the people where I'm from is to set you up with a generous act and pull it out from under you when you're most visible) and I can barely function in a situation where I interact with an authority figure, because where I'm from the teachers and school admin were in on the persecution, too. The first of the school shooting cases of the 90s (Scott Pennington) happened in a school district in the same area.

      Damn. It's been a long time since I talked about all of this.

      So, you'll have to forgive me if I don't think that it's cute or a fair turnaround to call myself a nerd or a geek.

    2. Re:That's certainly your choice. by aiabx · · Score: 1

      The problem with English is that the word proud has two meanings; to be proud of one's accomplishments, and to be not ashamed. When I say I am proud of having spotted the variable star SS Cygni in outburst, I do not mean it in the same sense as being proud of being a geek/nerd/whatever. One is an accomplishment that I worked hard at, the other is just a lack of shame over being what I am.
      -aiabx

      --
      Just this guy, you know?
    3. Re:That's certainly your choice. by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      that came out as whining and self-victimizing. Let me clarify: I don't use all of this shit as an excuse for anything. I'm just saying that some people are more affected by peer abuse than others.

  227. Riiiiight... by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...not to mention The Lord of the Rings has made nerds, and nerdish behaviour, cool.

    Oh, I wish.

  228. just watching LOTR doesn't make you a nerd by cgy · · Score: 1

    these days there are too many nerd-wannabes out there. people who think they're smart, and try to brag about their what-they-think-are-nerdish activities.

  229. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

    I disagree.

    I've actually thought about this topic a bit, and to show how fast things change ("internet speed" as it were), I'll compare my brother and myself. My brother went to high school 4 years after I did, so I graduated 1996 and he started fall of that year.

    During my high school days, AOL had _just_ gotten the web so not too many people were on it (and there were only a few local ISPs cropping up). BBS's were almost done, but they had been my major "online time". Liking Star Wars (even though I wasn't into it) would have been extremely nerdy, etc.

    Fastforward three years.

    My brother talks to all his friends, hell, the whole school, on IM, in chat rooms, on the web, etc. A large amount of people spend their time downloading things (porn, music, games) off the internet, just like I used to off BBSs. Star Wars is back in style.

    Liking Spiderman 4 years ago would have gotten your ass kicked. Now you'll just be one of many. I think all of this applies most aggresivly to the high school and younger crowd, because they're the ones to apply the labels to exclusion.

  230. You need to optimize your sig by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    It's verbose. Try:

    This sentence is false.

  231. Here here! by StringBlade · · Score: 1
    By all means call me a geek. I'm also a dork. But I am not a nerd and never have been. While the Revenge of the Nerds was a mildly entertaining film, I did not see myself fitting in what that crowd. However, Real Genius is much more the crowd I want to be in! Geeks with power and charisma!

    I'd always hoped college would be like that. And I guess I'm fortunate it was closer to that than RotN.

    --
    ...and that's the way the cookie crumbles.
  232. What about the good looking Geeks?? by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 1

    oh wait...

    Really though, it doesn't matter if you are a geek, or a jock. It matters if you are hard working, and are likeable. You can be likeable for your appearance, your personality, intelligence, or any combination of those. Granted, good looks really do give you an edge, but they are not the end all and be all of success. Jock and geek labels are both dead ends, you need to be a well rounded person.

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  234. you're off to a good start.... by Box+Checker · · Score: 0

    keep using words like trepanation, cuz no amount of lotr/matrix movies are gonna help increase the vocab of jocks and beautiful people.

  235. Not in school by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    One confound is that newspaper writers are not in school. In the real world, nerds are much freer to pursue their own paths. A strong correlation between nerdiness and skill leads to many successful, influential nerds in the larger culture. A closed world of schools prizes other talents, and nerds are the ones who just do not measure up by popular standards that weight toughness and appearance.

    Growing up nerdy with only a few people with similar interests and abilities around me was tough, but I always hoped it would not last. Many people manage to make a jump at high school, college or somewhere else into a social environment that allows them to express themselves and pursue their generally unpopular interests in a supportive subculture. They can blossom. They find friends. They find romance. I found that I was not uniformly socially inept in the least, nor were many of the other nerds I knew. They just needed more common ground.

    Closed environments with forced mixing are different. Nerds can have difficulty relating to some people and some interests. People with less eccentric personalities and goals will dominate those situations. Sports are popular. Money is popular. Beauty is popular. Their appeal is wide and common. People whose gifts and talents lie too far outside these realms will end up at the bottom in a mixed society.

    I wish we had better ways to reach the isolated people. The Internet helps. Nerds can google their favorite things and see how many people share them. They can find other people. Meeting in the flesh has been more fun, and I am sorry that so many people are forced to be so lonely for so long. /. has many youngsters. I hope coming here helps them bear the roughness of childhood and adolescence. There are people out there with whom they could become great friends and have fun times. They are not simply defective. Just tell them to hang on long enough. Being a nerd is always great for the coolness of the literature, games, information and learning. For people who can find them, it is also great for the friendships and social times.

    Buck up, young nerds. A great future awaits.

  236. A nerd is more than... by Cruel+Angel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A nerd is more than an enjoyment of a couple of movies, or games, or anything of the sort.

    Absolutely some 'nerd' things age becoming more mainstream. But most of those thing's weren't nerd exclusive. And most of the things the article refers to are entertainment, and a casual interest in it.

    I'm guessing there are two things that make a nerd. It's not the object of interest, but the intensity of interest. Star Trek is fun. Lots of people like Star Trek. Not everyone that likes it knows the design specs of all of the Enterprises, or has seen every episode over 20 times, or any of a number of things that say "obsessive".

    The Japanese have a great word. Otaku. It's not a good word. Otaku are the people that everyone lokos down on as having no life. And they don't. Not all people labled Nerds are Otaku though. A lot of people with that label are simply interested in the same things as Otaku. Now someone is saying that interest in something that a Nerd is interested in, makes them a Nerd.

    I'm thnking that the other thing that makes a nerd a nerd, is a certain type of intelligence. It seems to be a combination of classical thought, with a scoop of imagination. You might say that Nerds are smarter than the average person, but that isn't always true. They just think a little differently. And seem to be alot more prone to sarcasm.

    Being a Nerd will always be who you are, not what you like. And chances are, I'll always be a Nerd. And that's a social group I don't mind being a part of.

    --
    Two Rules For Success:
    1) Never tell people everything you know.
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  238. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by hopews · · Score: 1

    Also did anyone notice where LOTR the Two Towers got its theme music from.

    I recognised it, but couldn't place it. What is it from?

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  240. Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who thought you were talking about geek clothing?

  241. Typo in the Holy Bible by slashnull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It was meant for it to say "Blessed are the geek for they shall inherit the earth."

  242. Classifications are silly by adug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't some of you folks in this thread feel a bit silly for identifying yourself with a particular group whether it's nerd, dork, geek, jock or whatever?

    Group names are what *other* people might use to categorize you. They need to do this to make sense of their world, keeping everything / everyone in it's place, so they don't become confused.

    I find it rather demeaning, limiting, and usually phony, when a person classifies him/herself. Very "fraternity-ish." Don't you feel a bit limited in scope when you pigeonhole yourself into a artificial/imaginary group?

    Perhaps it is more wise to just be yourself, do what you want, and let others worry about name-calling if they need to. Be proud of being such a well rounded and complex individual that you defy categorization.

  243. No by johnny_cobol · · Score: 2, Funny

    To paraphrase Lester Bangs: No, I know you. You're not cool.

  244. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better than jury duty? I don't think so.

    you just didn't get it. /pretentious film nerd

  245. Lucky VHEMT by Theobon · · Score: 1

    Well at least all the crazies over at VHEMT will finaly be happy!

  246. internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the third article in two days to use "internet" in lowercase at the same time as capitalizing other words like Spider-Man. When did the Internet change to "the internet"? Am I insane for noticing it? It is intentional? Someone forgot to send me the memo when it changed :)

  247. Re:Rise up, my brethren!: OH MY GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new nerd overlords!

  248. What do you mean by... 'a'? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    All we have to do is carry around a D20


    A d20? As in... singular?


    (Pause)


    Infidel! Burn him!

    --
    Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
  249. That's it. by khasim · · Score: 1

    But the media portrayal of the 'geek' is usually the guy who can't get a date and such. He spends his weekends with other dateless geeks copying software and arguing about Alien vs Predator. :)

    But the car geeks have girlfriends and spend their weekends with other car geeks and their girlfriends racing their cars.

    1. Re:That's it. by theghost · · Score: 1

      Sure - that's the media portrayal.

      I think if you really look at it though, you're probably going to find a lot of dateless car geeks who are hanging out with other dateless car geeks on the weekends, rebuilding and tuning up engines, talking about "The Fast and the Furious".

      You'll probably also find a bunch of computer geeks hanging out with their friends and girlfriends, having Super Smash Bros tournaments.

      --
      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
  250. I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome our new nerd overloards!

  251. ... behind the times. by jeff13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This 'nerds are cool now' thing is very very old, if incorrect culturally... er, imho

    The issue these days I'm a thinkin' is how mean 'geek culture' has become. I seem to remember back in the day how fellow 'geeks' were inclusive of each others obsessions. Now, it has degenerated into name calling, bashing, and outright hatred. /. posts are often evidence of this.

  252. Role Reversal by SuperDave913 · · Score: 1

    I think it is ironic how this has all happened. I remember in high school having "LAN parties" at friends houses, to play the original WarCraft(Blizzard). We wouldn't tell people about it cause they would make fun of us if they heard about it.

    Now, it seems like every guy and girl in town owns an XBox... and they get together once a week to network them together for gaming!? Suddenly its cool to spend an evening or weekend playing video games in mass!? I never thought I would see that day come! The funniest part is they seem to think this is new technology. "Wow, you can network the consoles together to play each other?" Yikes! I remember trying to setup a coax network to try to get a Marathon game going.

  253. we told 'you' so! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, you define a nerd as someone that goes above and beyond the 'norm' and finds creative ways to express his/her likes?

    Going to see LOTR is acceptable, but dressing a part is 'nerdy'?

    If people like you had done away with people like us in the 1700's, men today would still be wearing white wigs, buckle shoes and tights and, most likely, burning witches or some such.

    Have you considered that with the rise of IT in avery aspect of life, perhaps the meek _have_ finally inherited the Earth, or, at least, the rich western like countries (for the non nerds, those includes the G7, Australia and a few others)?

    Finally, "we told you so". I was doing email and online gaming back when most of 'you' couldn't use a computer because it involved LEARNING something new on dial up BBSes. See? That stuff IS fun.

    Pokemon? Try, "Mail Order Monsters".

    I suspect we will continue to try out new fads years before you - leave your future entertainment to us.

  254. Damn, people still don't understand this... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    Rarely have I seen it discussed, which is probably why the confusion still persists. First off, generally when you see black people calling each other, it is "nigga" (as in "yo, ma nigga!" greeting expression), not the "other word". Typically said among close friends, perhaps family, most of the time between males. It is typically meant as a friendly expression (similar to white males calling each other "dude" or something). However, it is looked down upon for anyone outside of the black culture to use the same term - consider yourself lucky if you are told to "get your white-ass outta here" or something similar.

    Personally, I think it is all strange, from a socialogical viewpoint - these words we use, the way we speak depending on our race, the fact we see races at all - all of it serves only to divide us, instead of bringing us together to strengthen our one commonality:

    Being human

    --
    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
    1. Re:Damn, people still don't understand this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeeeaaahh NIggahh!!

      Dat be de sheeiitt MUthephukkkkerRRR!!!!

  255. I swore at my aunt over this. by Agent+Green · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of an argument I had with my aunt a couple years ago.

    I forget what we were talking about, but she came out with this "nerdy is chic." Having been a nerd/geek/whatever ($your_choice_label) all my life, I wasn't going to let that one pass. "What the hell are you talking about??"

    It pretty much boiled down to me telling her she was out of her fucking gourd...and that the only reason it was ever cool to be nerdy was directly related to the .com boom, simply because there was a lot of money to be had...and that's what gave nerdism popular approval. Money is power, and for perhaps the only time in history, $your_choice_label had lots of it. My grandmother was going to pass out and die with all the F-bombs that were dropped during that raid. Nerdy is chic...my ass.

    --
    // Agent Green (Ian / IU7 / KB1JQO)
    // IEEE 802.3: All 10base Are Belong To Us
  256. Promoting Mediocrity by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Most of society is average, and there's "safety" in numbers. The teen and pre-teen period are when self-image becomes important, and few are able to withstand ridicule during those years.

    Captain Obvious strikes again!

  257. Good Looking Nerds/Geeks = Preppies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking from the "below average looking" point of view ... "Good Looks" are more than just an edge, they are a measure of your value as a human being.

  258. A Studio that gets it?? by BobGregg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The best quote in the whole article, which I'm surprised hasn't been remarked on here:

    Over at Marvel studios, there is a similar respect for the web user. "I used to hate the internet," studio chief Ari Avad recently confessed to USA Today. "I thought it was just a place where people stole our ideas. But I see how influential the fans can be in building a consensus. I now consider them as film-making partners."

    I mean, did you catch that? A movie studio head who *doesn't* think the Internet is just a place for having his IP stolen. Good gosh, what's next, actually *using* the Internet to make money? Maybe there's hope yet...

  259. Re:Bah, I don't think this is true. by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

    Sorry if I find your argument rediculous, but the only reason its ok to talk about spiderman or star was now is because they both just had huge thearetical releases with amazing special effects. If the movies wern't out, you would still be beaten up.

    Isn't that what I said? What once was "nerdy" is now accepted as "popular" culture because of ease of access or general mass acceptance (in this case because of the films). I think the point of the discussion is these things are _now_ becoming mainstream when before they probably would have stayed on the sidelines. Computers were around and popular when I was in high school, but if you spent lots of time with them, you were odd. Now its commonplace. Its not so much that nerds have been accepted as their culture has been assimilated.

  260. Hypocrites by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    It was always something I noted in school that around seventh and eighth grade, I was called a "nerd" for using computers, chatting on the internet, having an e-mail account to talk to friends, and so on.

    Fast forward two years, and those same people--jocks, preppy girls, and everyone else--had AIM and Yahoo usernames, checked their e-mail accounts to talk to people, and surfed the net. I couldn't help but laugh.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
  261. "Nerd" vs "Otaku" ? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1
    "Could it be that a nerd is defined not so much by his specialist genre than by the nature and intensity of his interest?"


    Sounds like the author is trying to turn the term "nerd" into an equivalent to the Japanese term "otaku" (which in Japan has rather more of a "weird & scary" connotation than its more cuddly usage in American anime and manga fandom). Japanese otaku come in many types -- anime, manga, computer, pop idol, military hardware, video game, samurai movie, etcetera. The "title" is more about intensity and lifestyle than subject matter.

    --
    - - - -
    The real Tetsujin 28 is a giant robot.
  262. Nerdaholics Anonymous by hacksoncode · · Score: 1
    Man, this thread sounds like the stereotypical picture we've all seen of Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

    You know the ones, where everyone starts off by standing up and saying "I'm Fred Jeebums, and I'm an alcoholic"...

    Frankly, I don't think we need a 12-step program... A 32-bit program, on the other hand...

  263. Mustard Guy by LeBain · · Score: 1
    From the Peter Jackson pic with that story, I think we've solved the mystery of who the mustard guy really is!

    A friend during the Internet bubble years referred to the web as "revenge of the nerds." The Guardian finally picks up on that meme.

    --
    Give serendipity a chance.
  264. Penalty? by unsinged+int · · Score: 1

    So what's your penalty for multiclassing?

    1. Re:Penalty? by theghost · · Score: 1

      I'm going with D20 modern rules for this - you can multiclass all you want with no penalty.

      --
      The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
  265. Really?? by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    There is a difference between a geek, a nerd and a dweeb.

    Geeks are techno-savvy, they need not be stylistic nightmares or wimps. In fact, Martial Art Geeks are pretty damn tough.

    A nerd is defined by style and social functions. They are also geeks by definition.

    A dweeb as all the social and dressing problems of a nerd without the techno-saviness of a geek.

    --
    -------- -------- Support Wesley Clark for president!!!
  266. Or perhaps... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...slashdot posters need a proofread option?

  267. Re: on jocks and dorks by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Heh... Yeah, I've been in similar situations. Perhaps the oddest such thing I remember was a get-together/party I attended 4 years ago or so. I was either friends with or on good terms with most of the people there, but one guy always irritated me. I tried to be civil to him, but he was obviously living the stereotype of "cool jock from high-school/college", and just rubbed me the wrong way with most of his comments and discussions.

    Anyway, at one point (after a few drinks, which I guess loosened him up enough to start admitting the truth), he came up to me and said "You know something? I really hate you!" I laughed and said "Huh? Why's that?" He then proceeded to tell me (almost to the point of tears!) that he was never a smart guy, and was always frustrated that people like me knew so much about "useful things, like computers".

    As I've gotten older (and I suppose, just started caring less what other people think of me?), I've come to realize that just about anything in life takes considerable time and effort to pursue. With the limited time we have, none of us are likely to become "good" at more than a select few things. The "jocks" made their choices to pursue their interest and enjoyment of athletics. By association, that brought a bunch of other "side benefits" with it, such as a perception of being "above average" in attractiveness to the opposite sex, an "above average" sense of fashion/style, etc. It also put them in a group of their peers, who could share their experiences and build friendships. So really, there was nothing "bad" or "wrong" about it! It's just that, unfortunately, it also burnt up enough of their "free time" that they missed out on learning about many more "technical" pursuits. Right now, the technical-minded folks have the spotlight (maybe for the first time!), so the other people aren't quite sure what to make of it.

  268. Bah! by webwench_72 · · Score: 1

    Nerds are outmoded. Surviving nerds get laid about as often as my 96-year-old grandma. Trust me; the lady talks a good game, but the demographics just won't support it.

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  269. Gleick, in _Genius_.... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

    In Gleick's biography of Feynman, he says,

    "At MIT in the thirties the nerd did not exist; a penholder worn in the shirt pocket represented no particular gaucherie; a boy could not become a figure of fun merely by studying. This was fortunate for Feynman and others like him, socially inept, athletically feeble, miserable in any but a science course, risking laughter every time he pronounced an unfamiliar name, so worried about the other sex that he trembled when he had to take the mail out past girls sitting on the stoop. America's future scientists and engineers, many of them rising from the working class, valued studiousness without question. How could it be otherwise, in theknots that gathered almost around the clock in fraternity study rooms, filling dappled cardboard notebooks with course notes to be handed down to generations?"

    Of course, then it goes on to say that there was something a little lacking socially in these guys :)

    (Oh, yeah: and props to the text search at Amazon.com to allow me to find that quote, since my copy of the book is away for the moment!)

  270. :P by POds · · Score: 1

    I dont like ages old british comedy, i have a social life, i do have friends, i do drink beer, im not a nerd, im a geek!

    Nerds are a lower form of life!

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  271. The point is... by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think a lot of people are missing the point here. People aren't becoming "nerds" because it is cool. People always were nerds, but now expressing yourself is more acceptable. If you remember the end of "Revenge of the Nerds," the point was that everybody feels awkward and unpopular, but now we have the internet. No, I don't mean that just being on the internet makes you technically proficient enough to claim to be a nerd, but it means that you can find a support network no matter how "different" you are.

    Let's assume that there are 1 billion people on the internet (I know I could look up the exact number, I just don't feel like it.), and that your particular obsession only appeals to 0.00001% of the population. That still means that there are ten thousand others out there that you can relate to!

    Now, the things that define a stereotypical nerd are actually much more mainstream: Computers, math, science, engineering, science-fiction, fantasy, comics, animation, books, obsession with sex, etc. So, now that people can go out on the internet and find millions of like minded people, they don't feel so bad expressing themselves publicly by buying the toys and wearing the t-shirts. The nerds have been here all along, but now they don't mind being labeled.

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  272. Ender's game by solprovider · · Score: 1

    Same here. There are at least 3 copies of Ender's Game on my shelves. 2 more are out on permanent loan to people I know. I think I gave away at least 20 to other people, and either stopped associating with them or forgot who had them.

    I also bought 50 copies of the softcover edition of Maps in the Mirror. Anybody I meet who admits to reading gets a copy. It includes the original short story "Ender's Game", which is missing the siblings storyline. I have about a dozen left (after 7 years, and I meet tons of people. That says much of the importance of reading in our society.)

    The first book (and the new Shadow continuations) are about treating intelligent children as if they have a purpose. The rest of the original series was about redemption of the childhood star, so had little interest to the audience of children who were entranced by the idea that adults might recognize their worth.

    So I was not the only one who knew as a child that I could change the world for the better if only given a chance?

    I had the technical abilities at 10 to do anything I have done since. I have learned much about people since then, but I already had the ability to see a system and know how it can be improved. Started my first technology business at 18; even at the "adult" age it was extremely difficult to get adults to respect my thoughts (which directly led to the business's demise.) I gave up the fight and partied for 6 years of college before I started caring for the world again. It would have been great for both me and the world if my talents were exploited earlier.

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  273. My proof of this... by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1
    I've been in the computer industry for a long time. I remember when going to lunch I would never expect to overhear another casual conversation between 'regular people' discussing computers & technology. I was taken off guard at first when I started hearing people discuss, in passing, subjects that my friends and I had been debating for years. It was interesting to see the culture that I had adopted was now becoming mainstream.

    I didn't realize how mainstream computers and technology had become until lunch one day back in 1997 or 98. My buddies and I stopped off at a local cafe and taken a booth. Sitting behind me was a mother and her pre-school child and I half listened to their conversation as I started into my burger & fries.

    She was asking her son if he could remember his ABC's. He said "YES!", quite confidently, and started right in: "ABCDEFG..." followed by a pause, where the mother helped by hinting the letter 'H' "HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWWW dot XYZ"

    It may not have been the first time, but it was certainly the most memorable time that I'd expelled Cherry Coke through my nose.

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  274. Re:Comic Book Geek - Good Post by globalar · · Score: 1

    I really enjoyed your post. It was intriguing, because it communicated a very complex idea that we simply do not have a name for. But I recognize it (perhaps in myself).

    Perhaps the predominant trait of geeks (or whatever you call them) is that they really seek to understand and connect with things at a deeper level. For some this means obession, for others study of meaningless (?) details. Still for others it means taking time to do something which only has intrinsic value and maybe only you see it as such.

    I think this desire to see things beyond their 15 minutes and to connect with ideas, over say people or society in general, is isolating and inspiring. And you have to wonder why? Why isolate yourself, even to a small degree for anything? Most people do something because someone else is doing it or it will connect them with other people. Why not conform? Isn't that what we are supposed to want - to be accepted because we are similar to other people or have/share something they want? I sometimes want that. But then I read things like your post, and feel that same way about all the things I know and understand - it's more than anyone wants to hear definitely. So why bother learning it? It's such a strange feeling - knowing and understanding things simply for knowing and understanding them. And what do we get for it - we become misunderstood, sometimes even by those who care about us. Still, I don't think I'll ever stop/change. You?

    Anyway, that's how I felt about your post. Even though I am not the comic book person, your post really communicated to me. Again, thank you.

  275. Everyone seems to be forgetting... by Atario · · Score: 1

    ...the "dweeb" in their taxonomies.

    Please enlighten us all.

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    1. Re:Everyone seems to be forgetting... by theghost · · Score: 1

      Someone else pointed this out to me in a conversation as well, but i consider "dweeb" to be a generic term of denigration, not a significant category.

      Still, proud dweebs are welcome to create their own self-definition.

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  276. Bullshit! by euxneks · · Score: 1

    I'm no nerd! Geeze, this is just like that time ...in Monty python...err....

    DAMMIT!

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  277. But was it before... by Atario · · Score: 1

    ...Huey Lewis wrote a song about it?

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  278. Yeah, growing large early helped by fizbin · · Score: 1

    I too was sufficiently large in middle and high school to avoid the worst of it. Joining the wrestling team (which, oddly enough, seemed to have very few B or C students on it - just people at the head of the class and those constantly on academic probation) helped too, though screwing up my shoulder was probably not the best long term health move.

    I sometimes wonder what it would have been like had I not had physical size on my side, and it's not pretty.

  279. Geek girls are still social deviants by geekychic · · Score: 1

    Really, geek girls still have to face a lot of opposition (despite the discussions on the semantics of nerd/geek/dork, I'll stick with geek as my preferred title, but this idea applies universally, I think). The worst offenders are other girls, who simply cannot understand that really, I'd rather tinker with memory timings than peruse "Seventeen".

    Not to say that guys are completely understanding either. I've tangibly seen guys get intimidated when I mention the words "computer engineering". Once in a while, I'll meet someone who's a psuedo-nerd and thinks it's really cool that there's a girl that "likes computers". Then we get to the point where he gives me a blank stare when we barely scratch the surface of the *really* technical stuff.

    I understand and somewhat appreciate the elevated status that geek girls tend to automatically attain in the presence of geek males. I've noticed, though, that attitudes towards geek girls tend to go in two directions. Either a geek treats them with kid gloves or ends up treating them exactly as they would a guy. I've tended to try to sway people towards the latter, since I don't believe others should treat me better just because of something determined at my conception. I can't help but feel, however, that there are grave compromises made with that solution also; namely, the problem is that I tend to lose the feminine part of my identity.

    So I guess my question is, can one be fully geek and also fully feminine? Is it possible for me to customize keywords in Visual Studio to color-coordinate and not be ridiculed from both sides? Can you guys start treating your geek girl friends like the women they are?

    Please note that this is just what I've observed from personal experiences and obviously, I'm not trying to make blanket statements about all geek guys. I do think that there is some truth to what I'm saying, though, and that perhaps I can challenge you to examine how you treat your geek girl friends and see how you can improve those relationships.

  280. Darwin said it best by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

    Life itself is bound by the rule. The rule is, "Survival of the fittest". In this time of technology, the fittest are those with strong intellect. Those with strong intellect are, in many cases, classified into a group generally known as the Nerd. As it stands, though I have no official numbers on this, I am forced to make the assumtion that approximatly three fifths of the population in highly developed parts of the world, (e.g. Japan, United States, U.K.) are, in fact nerds. "Only the nerds survive"

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  281. Why this faith in magnet schools? by fizbin · · Score: 1
    That is one reason I intend to leave before my kids become school age and move to a state that actually understand what a magnet school is, and what it is for.
    Why? Why depend on the state, and specifically on state employees that are notoriously low-paid and given generally inadequate resources, to do for your children what parents have been doing for their own children for centuries?

    Do you really think they're going to learn something important in that mandatory middle school Home Ec. course that will both be useful later on in life and that would go unlearned were it not for that hour in the room with 30 dangerously half-broken sewing machines?

    Home schooling is an option in every state (though some states make it more difficult to do than others - have you considered New Jersey?), and, contrary to popular mythology, is not generally a right-wing-fundamentalist-in-a-bunker option. It's not even necessarily that hard or expensive - you're already homeschooling your kids for the first five or so years of their life anyway. Free your children from the viscious cliques that develop at almost any school (yes, even magnet schools) and at the same time give them a better education than they're likely to get otherwise.

    As a starting point, try googling on "unschooling". If you're looking for a dead tree starting point, track down a copy of "The Teenage Liberation Handbook".

    Note: I don't want to imply here that I think that public school teachers don't do the best possible job with the situation handed them (though obviously some don't); rather, I think that public school teachers are in a situation where it is almost impossible to do a good job. (Reference here almost anything written by John Taylor Gatto) I'm not blaming the teachers for the poor job done by the public schools. At the same time, I don't see why the extreme difficulties of being a public school teacher should cause me to subject my children to the difficulties of being public school students.
  282. On Nerds, Geeks, and Dorks by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Jim was a geek, Malvin was a nerd.

    They were probably both nerds (really smart in their field) and geeks (dedicated technophiles in their case, not the live-animal eaters) but Malvin was a complete dork (no social skills).

    At least that's that how we use the terms on the east coast.

    Talking about Wargames charactes makes us geeks, but not nerds (film geeks are often pretty dumb) and the slashdot posters who write "you're a complete fucking moron, here's what the characters are" are dorks. :)

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  283. Hey there my favorite Linux-Wanabee... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    I am so glad you responded to my post...I wrote back to you earlier in the hopes that you'd have a merry X-Mas -- I still don't have it in me to fight it out again, but either way, I assure you that I do wish you the best this holiday season, and I hope you can bury the hatchet. I think there are vastly more tempting *fanboys* out there...but if there aren't, I will still be here to entertain you and vice-versa.

    I don't care if you buy anything...period...I read an insightful post the other day which summed up my position -- we are not defined by what we buy. Some times the things we buy work and sometimes they don't. Either way, it is not a reflection on us.

    Anyways, I hope you have a good holiday, and I look forward to interacting with you in the future -- hopefully on better terms.

    Sincerely,

    Stupid Cocksucking Apple-Using Fuckwad

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    1. Re:Hey there my favorite Linux-Wanabee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux wanna-be? I use Linux at home, FreeBSD and Linux at work, and used to work with Solaris and Tru64, not to mention CMS and VMS. I'd choose anyone of those before even thinking of laying a hand on a piece of shit Apple product. Apple should do the world a fucking favour and go the fuck out of business. I spit on Apple using fuckwads like you.

  284. Correction:Hey there my favorite Linux-user... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    Again, I am so glad you responded to my post...I wrote back to you earlier in the hopes that you'd have a merry X-Mas -- I still don't have it in me to fight it out again, but either way, I assure you that I do wish you the best this holiday season, and I hope you can bury the hatchet. I think there are vastly more tempting and zealous *fanboys* out there...but if there aren't, I will still be here to entertain you and vice-versa.

    I don't care if you buy anything...period...I read an insightful post the other day which summed up my position -- we are not defined by what we buy. Some times the things we buy work and sometimes they don't. Either way, it is not a reflection on us.

    Anyways, I hope you have a good holiday, and I look forward to interacting with you in the future -- hopefully on better terms.

    Sincerely,

    Stupid Cocksucking Apple-Using Fuckwad

    p.s. If you are over twenty-five, which your experience would lead me to believe, and you are actually this much of a dick, and it is not just some wonderfully-sick hobby (which I could appreciate), I think you might have serious transference-anxiety-issues...

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    1. Re:Correction:Hey there my favorite Linux-user... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you're alright...perhaps your charitable nature during this holiday season has changed my opinion of you. By the way, I'm in my 30's...kind of a dick but mostly on-line. ;-)

      Have a nice Xmas, fanboy!

  285. You have affirmed my belief in humanity... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    Occasionally, I lose hope for all of us...you have reversed the tide...Have a great one!

    Sincerely,

    Fanboy

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  286. Another ?... by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1

    I like your style...what can I call you -- if you care to share? Do you have a sig here? I'd like to stay on the lookout for you in the future.

    I really don't like the zealous types out here either(regardless of platform) -- it's funny, I never thought myself *blindly* zealous -- but obviously I rubbed you the wrong way once (or a dozen) times...when did it start? Or rather was there an initial post that ticked you off, or did I just seem like so many other frothy mac users around here?

    BTW, I'm also in my 30's -- with a couple of rugrats to boot ;)

    Best regards,

    "Stupid Cocksucking Apple-Using Fuckwad" -- aka 'Sasha'

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