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  1. The Triganian Pu on Making Change · · Score: 1

    This seems like an appropriate time as any to quote the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy on the subject of coinage:

    "The Triganian Pu is a triangular rubber coin, about 3000 km on each side."

  2. Lord of the Token Rings on Dungeons And Dragons Online Slated For 2005 · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft has announced a 'Live Action' version of 'Lord of the Rings' in which teams of two set off..."

    Interesting in this script is the departure where the Fellowship ends up in the Mines of Slashdot where legions of trolls just about do them all in.

    Looking forward to such scenes as the Cowboy Neal's of Rohan, Shemod the moderating spider, and the Tower of Linux Ungol.

  3. Trolls on Dungeons And Dragons Online Slated For 2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great! Now there will be another online way to keep the trolls down besides moderation on Slashdot.

  4. American Idol = Linus on Doubting Electronic Voting · · Score: 1

    "Wait. So you mean that because America votes for American Idol electronically, the contest must be rigged?"

    If American Idol were subject to rigging by hackers as some fear happens with electronic voting, Linus Torvalds would win every time.

  5. Top 5 reasons for Electronic Voting on Doubting Electronic Voting · · Score: 3, Funny

    5. Two words: Digital chads

    4. Chicago motto: "Log in early, and vote often"

    3. In the Mayor Daley election, even dead OS's like BSD can vote.

    2. You can now use Grokster and Kazaa to steal votes.

    1. "I'm from Chicago. Give me two public keys".

  6. E-mail to Santa on Norway to Wire North Pole · · Score: 3, Funny

    What does this mean other than no need anymore to trust third parties when you want to get e-mail to Santa.

    And all those elves will be able to download elf-pr0n a lot faster.

  7. How is Apple like Christianity? on More on the PowerPC 970 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's see....

    You've got Job(s) in both.

    History of being a persecuted minority.

    Use of an Apple to gain more knowledge in both.

    Christianity? Isaac. Apple? Imac.

    Christianity? Prophets. Apple? Profits.

  8. Top 10 Robot Soccer Dog Team Names on AIBO Robot Dog Soccer Competition · · Score: 4, Funny

    10. Drooldroids
    9. Dyna-Mutts
    8. Cyberpups
    7. WinterMalaMutes
    6. FIDO-Net
    5. 3L33T T3RR313R's
    4. The B-9 K-9's
    3. See-Threepoodle's
    2. The Borgzoi
    1. BITches

  9. Top 7 Reasons to like Robot Dog Soccer on AIBO Robot Dog Soccer Competition · · Score: 4, Funny

    7. This will get the attention of some geeks; maybe enough to draw attention away from "Star Trek" and cause this dead franchise to finally go away.

    6. The moment when the goaltender says "Danger, Will Robinson!" is priceless.

    5. Lots of fun game play alterations when robot bones are tossed onto the field.

    4. Only a matter of time before they allow Taz-Bot, Die-Sector, Vlad, and the rest of our Battlebots friends onto the field. Then the fun really starts.

    3. Gets rid of the problem of urination on the field that is plagues any event with real soccer players or real dogs.

    2. Americans love dogs. Americans hate soccer. So, this is likely to move soccer from #74 to #63 on the ESPN-2 ratings.

    1. Two words: Mecha-Aibo

  10. Play-Doh on Which 3D Modeling Software is Best for Learning Use? · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is 3-d, you can model with it, and it is soft. Meets the requirements!

  11. Antitcoolnews.com is dead on LCD Monitors with Dead Pixels/Columns for Sale? · · Score: 1

    Oops. aintitcoolnews.com is down now. Someone must have slashdotted it when I wasn't looking.

  12. Copy from one on Lessig on Streamcast/Grokster Decision · · Score: 1

    "Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research"

    Copy from one, it's plagiarism

    copy from two, it's research

    Copy from some kid in Belgium, it's p2p

    Copy from Apple, it's Microsoft

  13. Top 5 Reasons to Want Bad Monitors on LCD Monitors with Dead Pixels/Columns for Sale? · · Score: 4, Funny

    5. The fewer working pixels, the better www.aintitcoolnews.com looks!
    4. With those allergies, you're going to sneeze all over the monitor and not see everything already.
    3. With luck, the dropout area will be in the same place most banner ads are.
    2. You have a nice colorful iMac: you don't care what the machine looks like when turned on, why not save a buck or two?
    1. You want to simulate that wonderful snowy look of Viacom cable service.

  14. Won't get it past the Teamsters on Shuttle Politics · · Score: 1

    Unmanned trucks? If you try to put it past the Teamsters, you will get a horse head in your bed (since this is space-related, it might well be the entire Horse Head Nebula).

  15. Senator Byrd on Shuttle Politics · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we can get it so that the shuttles are built, launched, and landed in West Virginia, and renamed as well (i.e, "Senator's Bird"), we can get the program more than adequately funded as a pork program by Senator Robert Byrd.

  16. lharc.exe on Searching for the Oldest Running Application · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm still using lharc.exe by good ol Yoshi.

    The archives are a little larger, and it does not take the longer file names, but for compressing one or two files it is much smaller and much easier to use than old dos PKZip (which needs 3 much larger files to do what lharc.exe does) or any Winzip version.

  17. ....7 Years of Bad Luck! on Yellow Dog Linux 3.0 Hits Mirrors · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Yellow Dog Linux 3.0 Hits Mirrors" ....Just what Yellow Dog Linux needs, 7 years of bad luck for each mirror broken.

  18. One world, one program, one jelly donut on Ink Cartridges with Built-In Self-Destruct Dates · · Score: 1

    Ich bin ein Berliner.

  19. Beretta is not SUV on Ink Cartridges with Built-In Self-Destruct Dates · · Score: 1

    A Beretta is a long-since-defunct Chevy sedan, not an SUV. I can't think of any other vehicles named after firearms.... Dodge Magnum maybe? Unless that one is named after Tom Selleck instead.

  20. The Brady Law on Ink Cartridges with Built-In Self-Destruct Dates · · Score: 5, Funny

    "With cars, it's illegal to do this (Brady law I think)."

    Does the Brady Law on cars mean that there is a 3-day waiting period if you want to buy a Chevy Beretta?

  21. It's not a free market on Ink Cartridges with Built-In Self-Destruct Dates · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is not a free market, thanks to the DMCA. Without the DMCA, we'd have the freedom to hack and bypass these limits.

  22. They won't on Apple Introduces iTunes Music Store, iTunes 4, new iPod · · Score: 1

    "Just remember that people still pay not much less than $1 per song for songs on a jukebox."

    Is this really a valid comparison? I've put on average per year less than a nickel in a jukebox. Can you say that you have done the same? I doubt many here are feeding jukeboxes much more than "non at all", so it is not the best successful business model to hold the Apple system up to.

  23. Amarok on Apple Introduces iTunes Music Store, iTunes 4, new iPod · · Score: 1

    Yes. Amarok, the 60-minute track, is the first thing that came to mind when I read this. It would be a bargain at 99 cents for this track/album, no?

    If this took off BIG time, it would be an incentive for artists to split things into more and more tracks, right?

    I think a per-minute charge would be better than a per-track charge.

  24. They do not get it yet on Apple Introduces iTunes Music Store, iTunes 4, new iPod · · Score: 1
    They certainly do not get it with this one. Compared to buying a CD at a store:

    you pay more online with this Apple service

    the sound quality is lower with this Apple service

    You have to burn it yourself. At the CD store, you get it burned already

    With this Apple service, no liner notes, no extras.

    You are still paying more and getting less. This costs way too much, especially considering that i should cost less due to all the middlemen and overhead that is cut out compared to getting it at a music store.

    "I fear that this new venture is doomed to failure now that people are so accustomed to getting their stuff for free."

    No, it is doomed to fail since the "pay more for much less" plan makes no sense economically.

  25. Fabber, it is on Sony & Toshiba Disclose Cell Fab Plans · · Score: 0

    Hope this is not too off-topic. The device is called a fabber not a fab (but no doubt if it were ever common, it would become a noun and verb as just "fab", similar to "Fax".

    Here is a good link: fabber.