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  1. Re:Maybe people should be more well-rounded on John Hodgman On the Coming Geek Culture · · Score: 1

    those labels make people feel better about themselves. It lets them identify with other people who might be similar to them.

    That's it.

    I've met a few "Nerds" in my life. They're about as well-rounded as a square.

  2. Re:Your Honor! on Texas Teen Arrested Under New Online Harassment Law · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I miss the days when disputes were settled on the playground after school. *sigh*

    Seemed a much simpler time, didn't it?

  3. Re:"Balkanization"? B.S. on FCC Considers Opening Up US Broadband Access · · Score: 1

    before the Bush administration gutted the rules and gave Verizon its monopoly back.

    I believe you mean AT&T.

    http://bearonbusiness.com/the-daily-show-stephen-colbert-explains-att

  4. Re:Seems fine to notify on Comcast's War On Infected PCs (Or All Customers) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I started off sarcastic and then it basically morphed into...damn, that's actually what's going on right now. Just didn't feel like back-spacing. ;P

  5. Re:Seems fine to notify on Comcast's War On Infected PCs (Or All Customers) · · Score: 1

    I bet most run-of-the-mill users don't know they have the infection and could act upon it if they knew.

    I don't know about that. If I were Comcast, I'd probably do the pop-up thing with a link to a website with How-to instructions on virus removal.

    Because if you notify the user, a lot of them are going to assume that since you made them aware of it, you have to fix it.

    (which is obviously crap, but that's how a lot of people think...at least around these parts anyway. D.C.)

  6. Re:That was fast on FBI Cracks "Largest Phishing Case Ever" · · Score: 1

    You're wrong on this one.

    I can easily think of 3 states off the top of my head with better roads: California, Colorado, and Texas.

    DC highways are not bad, but if you haven't been here in a few years, you might wanna go take a run around the 495 loop and tell me how smooth those highways are.

    (Nevermind the constant lane closures for "construction".

  7. Re:patents... on 2009 Nobel Ribosome Structures — Patented · · Score: 1

    But what if I event a new way of viewing something?

    SLOWDOWN COWBOY, EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN AN HOUR OR SO, WE'RE GONNA SAY IT'S BEEN 18 SECONDS CAUSE YOU MIGHT BE TROLLING OUR SITE! OH NOES!

  8. The most under-educated man in the world: on MIT Axes the 500-Word Application Essay · · Score: 1

    I haven't gone to college, but when I do, I'll drink Dos Equis.

    Stay thirsty my friends.

  9. Re:That's one good use for the kiddy guitar on How To Play Poker With Your Rock Band Guitar · · Score: 1

    You're right. Bad day. My bad. Carry on with the shallowness. :)

  10. Re:That's one good use for the kiddy guitar on How To Play Poker With Your Rock Band Guitar · · Score: 1

    Wow, your shallowness amazes me. Seriously, grow up.

  11. Re:Websense? Try Common Sense! on Porn Surfing Rampant At US Science Foundation · · Score: 1
  12. very pretty on First Look At Wild New "Level 10" Concept PC Case · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but for me, and my company, ludicrous to even consider. Laptops and Desktops and Servers are all throw-away* commodities these days. I have no use for this. But wow, it's pretty.

    *recycle, Manbearpig thanks you.

  13. Re:huh? on Has the Glory Gone Out of Working In IT? · · Score: 1

    People don't work in IT for the glory. People rarely do anything for glory.

    Man, I feel so bad for you folks who don't receive your fair share of glory. When the phone system died and I resurrected it, the office was LINING up to high five me, offer me beers, bong hits, their sisters, Ferraris, yachts, etc.

    Fantastic. Top of the world ma.

    (seriously, though, this might be the dumbest ask slashdot ever*.

    *except for just about every one that asks for legal advice

  14. Re:*An* organization? on Up To 9% of a Company's Machines Are Bot-Infected · · Score: 1

    no, it's perfectly valid. A little ugly, but valid.

  15. Re:How time flies on Firefox To Replace Menus With Office Ribbon · · Score: 1

    this is not off-topic, this is the exact same first thought I had.

  16. The most suspicious man in the world... on EU Funding "Orwellian" Artificial Intelligence Snooping System · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not always under electronic surveillance, but when I am, I drink Dos Equis.

    Stay thirsty my friends.

  17. Re:Huh? on Blueprint For a Quantum Electric Motor · · Score: 1

    Without RTF

    Huh?

    Raising the floor?
    Roasting the fatty?
    Retarding the forum?
    Rampaging through France?
    Regurgitating the fruit?
    Reconstituting the fluid?
    Raping the flowers?

    Help me out here, I'm struggle-ugle-ing*

    *thanks, Joe Namath!

  18. it kinda works though, just not how they intended. on DHS Ponders "Improving" Terrorism Alert System · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yellow is pretty much the constant. So, people are typically going "okay, it's a normal day, carry on then". If it's orange (I've flown once during orange) then there's a bit of tension in the air. Makes for a more unpleasant airport experience, but it also tends to make people more aware of their surroundings.

    So sure, this isn't necessarily a bad thing. You SHOULD always be aware of what's around you and remain alert. It's not rocket science.

  19. I don't know about you all...but as for me... on IPv6 Adoption Will Grow With Smart Grid Adoption, Hopes Cisco · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm waiting for IP version Kevin Bacon.

    It's the only way to ensure your packet is going to positively absolutely get from point A to point B in a timely, efficient, and stylish manner.

    Keep your stupid IP ver 6. Pffft. It's about as elegant as Lemur poop. IPvKB, on the other hand...now THAT'S a protocol.

  20. Re:Chemically inert, they mean on Bacteria Used To Make Radioactive Metals Inert · · Score: 1

    7 yrs old.

  21. Re:Chemically inert, they mean on Bacteria Used To Make Radioactive Metals Inert · · Score: -1, Troll

    They don't appear to be claiming that they have a biological process that can change the half-life of a Plutonium atom by eating it in a clever way, though the headline-writer may have thought that.

    Well, that's the issue. I've been researching this for about 2.4 centuries now and that means I have a pretty good understanding of the process. Now, I don't want to make your head 'asplode, so I'll nutshell it:

    The bacteria eat the radioactive materials. The bacteria fart. A LOT. The radioactive material is released into our atmosphere, causing things like acid rain, seasonal allergens to reach all-time high levels, Britney Spears, MLS All-Star games.

    The solution, as always, is Beano(R)

  22. well done, Tolkien "trust" on Tolkien Trust Okays Hobbit Movie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sue company for "an undisclosed sum", then allow them to go ahead and make the movie(s).

    LUDICROUS JIBS!

    Or:

    1) sue movie company
    2) profit
    3) allow movie company to make said movie(s)
    4) profit again.

    To hell with the underpants gnomes, this is the true 4 step process right here.

  23. Re:sad on New England Prep School Library Goes Entirely Digital · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, troll? Me thinks someone needs to actually READ what I wrote.

  24. Re:sad on New England Prep School Library Goes Entirely Digital · · Score: 2

    Yep, nothing says a nice evening home alone like "curling up next to the fire with the kindle"....

    Oh wait. I would hate that. I already "read" a screen for 9+ hours a day, why the hell would I want to do it for recreation* as well?

    *I'm not in school, any reading I do these days that isn't research is done via paperback.

  25. Re:Stupid on Pain-Free Animals Could Take Suffering Out of Farming · · Score: 1

    Udderly Stupid

    Moove along, nothing to see here.