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Bacteria Used To Make Radioactive Metals Inert

Serenissima writes "Researcher Judy Wall is experimenting with bacteria that can cleanse the radioactivity from toxic areas by rendering the heavy metals into non-toxic, inert versions. The technology is not without its flaws (the bacteria can't exist in an oxygenated environment yet), but it does have the potential to cleanse some of the world's hazardous sites. From the article: 'The bacteria Wall is studying are bio-corrosives and can change the solubility of heavy metals. They can take uranium and convert it to uraninite, a nearly insoluble substance.'"

237 comments

  1. Look out, Radioactive Man! by Jubetas · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    What about my dreams of superhero-dom, you insensitive clods!?

    1. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Bacteria...is there anything it can't do.....

    2. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Retric · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they might make the stuff chemically inert, but it's still radioactive.

    3. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, was that spectacularly unfunny...

    4. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Funny

      White? Please... before long your gonna have real options. White? I mean...why be white when you can be blue? or green? or red? Or.... you could have mood skin! Maybe a little glow in the dark anyone? Sure there may be a few side effects, maybe it wil destroy your liver in 3 years and make your thyroid go hypractive if you survive beyond that but.... the possibilities for matching with your ipod will never be greater.

      -Steve

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    5. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by darthdavid · · Score: 1

      I use a Zune you insensitive clod! Brown for me...

    6. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Well brown is easy we already have several ways to reach a nice brown tone.

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    7. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Who's white?

      I'm a Caucasian-style human; the kind that burns easily, with ancestry going through Ireland and Scotland before settling down in Canada.

      I'm pink.

      Are you guys colour blind, or have you never owned a box of crayons, or what?

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    8. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by RichardJenkins · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who's white?

      I'm an albino, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      They didn't had that many colors back then.

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    10. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      with ancestry going through Ireland and Scotland before settling down in Canada.
      I'm pink.

      After three weeks in the sun, perhaps. The natural colour of the species Brittanicus Atlanticus Gingerus is somewhere between blue and transparent.

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    11. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people.. unless they're choking. Then, help them!

    12. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      You've gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people.. unless they're choking. Then, help them!

      We need purple people! Won't somebody please think of the purple people eaters?

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    13. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Pink? Personally, I'm more of a peach colour. Of course, it depends on how much I've been in the sun...

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    14. Re:Look out, Radioactive Man! by elnyka · · Score: 1

      can it turn a nigger white? because even a pile of dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking (it really does)

      So bacteria helps you turn white and non-foul smelling??? Jolly good for ya! :)

  2. Change the solubility of heavy metals by Yvan256 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bacteria Wall is studying are bio-corrosives and can change the solubility of heavy metals.

    So... they can convert heavy metal into liquid metal? How long until we can buy that on iTunes?

    1. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget iTunes! How long before this stuff is walking around killing people and looking like Robert Patrick?!

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    2. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Other way around... they want to make the metals insoluble so they won't contaminate water sources.

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    3. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by sonnejw0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, by adding aliphatic hydrocarbons to the core metal ion. (Except it's liquid to heavy)

    4. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      I'd rather it looked like Kristina Loken.

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    5. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by IcyNeko · · Score: 1

      Come with me if you want to live.

    6. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by JamesP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually what happens is they put heavy metal through Microsoft SongSmith thus changing it to something else entirely different.

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    7. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Robot Chicken changed that line into a whole new meaning.

    8. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do what with it? Shoot it straight into your veins? That's metal.

    9. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by stonedcat · · Score: 1

      Everyone was already thinking it long before that robot chicken episode aired...

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    10. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Indeed, afaict the biggest issue with radioactive contaimination is if it gets into the groundwater, from there it gets absorbed into plants and from there into any animals that eat those plants.

      If you can't farm and you can't source water then the area isn't going to be very attractive to live in even if the actual radiation is well within safe limits.

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    11. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This whole concept is bullshit, changing the solubility of the radioactive compound has no effect on radioactitivy. Solubility is an electron bonding issue, wheres as radioactivity is a weak force/nuclear phenomenon.. Just another eco-scam.

    12. Re:Change the solubility of heavy metals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To hell with that, when can I upload my mind into one of those bodies?

  3. Interesting by al0ha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This seems like it might prove useful. Now, when will they invent bacteria that can clean the dust from my computer? That would be really useful!

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    1. Re:Interesting by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the thousands of mites already crawling around in there probably do that job. Unfortunately, you wind up with mite poop.

              Brett

    2. Re:Interesting by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the Chinese Needle Snakes can take care of that problem for you.

    3. Re:Interesting by SgtPepperKSU · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the gorillas will take care of the snakes...

      The best part: when wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

    4. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for them to invent dust that will clean all the bacteria from my computer.

    5. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can litter train them to all poo in a tiny box.

      Then you place it in your boss's lunch.

    6. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not with my computer, they wont!

    7. Re:Interesting by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      They have this amazing stuff now, called bleach.

    8. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and our nations greenhouse emissions will ensure after that you have no more winters!

    9. Re:Interesting by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      Freeze to death? Not inside my computer!

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    10. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever try to remove a dead, frozen, 600 pound gorilla from a computer case?

    11. Re:Interesting by genner · · Score: 1

      Ever try to remove a dead, frozen, 600 pound gorilla from a computer case?

      That's still easier than putting a living one in there.

    12. Re:Interesting by stop+bothering+me · · Score: 1

      Thats what they first thought about the zombies.

    13. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and then gorillas turn to dust. Ah the circle of life.

    14. Re:Interesting by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

      In summer, ignoring the smell of rotting gorilla corpses, there is not a pinch of dust around here anymore.

  4. Chemically inert, they mean by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article is light on details, but at least it's not as dumb as it sounds. The bacteria can sequester the heavy metals into chemically inert compounds, which can then be separated mechanically ("settle to the bottom of a lake") from the environment.

    They don't appear to be claiming that they have a biological process that can change the half-life of a Plutonium atom by eating it in a clever way, though the headline-writer may have thought that.

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    1. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      As usual the summary is at best hopelessly misleading.

    2. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by ArbitraryDescriptor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      FTA:

      hey can take uranium and convert it to uraninite, a nearly insoluble substance that will sink to the bottom of a lake or stream. Wall is looking into ... how long the changed material would remain inert.

      Emphasis mine. It sounds to me that the bacteria are just converting the top layer into a uraninite shell; which insulates the radioactive material? "Nearly insoluble" suggests that it will eventually be broken down by the water, exposing the hot core once again.

      Am I reading this correctly? If so, it would seem a method of grinding the material to dust and feeding it into vats/barrels in an O2 free environment might lead to a more permanent solution. Granted, this dust is probably just as dangerous from an inhalation/water contamination perspective...

    3. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like "can't survive an oxygenated environment" is a bit of a boon. It can't really do the "grey goo" thing if it can't survive in oxygen.

    4. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by hardburn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yup, doesn't change radioactivity at all. Despite heavy metal toxicity being a far bigger problem in terms of actual, real-world pollution, it just doesn't have the attention-grabbing aspects that radiation does.

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    5. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      chemically non-toxic != non-radioactive

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    6. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They don't appear to be claiming that they have a biological process that can change the half-life of a Plutonium atom by eating it in a clever way, though the headline-writer may have thought that.

      The headline writer did think that, and by failing to correct that(probably obvious) misconception these researchers are effectively claiming just that.

      This might sound unfair, but it's really very simple. If a reporter comes to ask you about your research, and comes away printing something totally inaccurate or just completely wrong then that is your fault. You invited them in, you gave them the rope, showed them how to knot it. Why should you complain when they inevitably hang themselves and you in the process.

      Researchers should either write their own press releases or else not bother talking to the press at all. In fact, I recommend the latter. Most research is too technical to have a hope of garnering media attention with "embellishing" it, and once you start doing that you've stopped doing honest research and have moved on to dishonest peddling. You've stopped dealing in the facts and have moved on to anti-facts.

      Once, once again, this is all in Feynman's Cargo Cult Science speech. Here's the passage relevant to our discussion

      I'm talking about a specific, extra type of integrity that is not lying, but bending over backwards to show how you are maybe wrong, that you ought to have when acting as a scientist. And this is our responsibility as scientists, certainly to other scientists, and I think to laymen.

      For example, I was a little surprised when I was talking to a friend who was going to go on the radio. He does work on cosmology and astronomy, and he wondered how he would explain what the applications of this work were. "Well," I said, "there aren't any." He said, "Yes, but then we won't get support for more research of this kind." I think that's kind of dishonest. If you're representing yourself as a scientist, then you should explain to the layman what you're doing--and if they don't want to support you under those circumstances, then that's their decision.

      This speech is 35 years old. When are people going to start paying attention to it?

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    7. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by canonymous · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Seriously, why not just say it can make heavy metals non-toxic, since the process works equally well for the non-radioactive versions.

      Oh right, sensationalism.

    8. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by jacktherobot · · Score: 1

      It sounds like this might be a bad thing. I'm no mining engineer, but you might be able to flush a mine with water and then use this bacteria to efficiently extract uranium from the resulting water-uranium slurry.

    9. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by TheCarp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with the concept, but I don't know if I am ready to toss recriminations. Yes, it is indeed the job of a scientist to both publish his work, and to try and shoot holes in it and show how he might be wrong. He should be honest as to what it really means (if cosmologists are bad on this front, look at a science where money is more heavily mixed in like pharmacology or other medical sciences and you can see this problem is rampant to the point that you wonder how they have any credibility left).

      However, you can't always be sure that your meaning is understood by everyone. Have you never had someone do something other than what you wanted and claim that its what you asked of them? I just had an issue this past day where I told someone I had to check on something to see if I could help him, and he only heard "yea I want to help". Is that my fault that he ran off and made commitments himself based on me helping him? I told him 3 times I wasn't sure if I even could.

      Sometimes, despite best efforts to prevent them, misunderstandings happen.

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    10. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by divisionbyzero · · Score: 1

      Sounds like their research needs funding.

    11. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might sound unfair, but it's really very simple. If a reporter comes to ask you about your research, and comes away printing something totally inaccurate or just completely wrong then that is your fault. You invited them in, you gave them the rope, showed them how to knot it. Why should you complain when they inevitably hang themselves and you in the process.

      So interviewees are responsible for every downstream article? That's ridiculous. We see here a summary about an article about a press release. Nobody knows how far upstream the scientists actually are.

    12. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Ardeaem · · Score: 5, Informative

      Researchers should either write their own press releases or else not bother talking to the press at all.

      I don't think you understand how this works at all. The researchers do research. The University has people on staff that are paid to publicize research. They try to understand the research as best they can. Then, they publicize it, trying to get the research all over the place, and THEY contact the press. If you are lucky (or unlucky, actually - it is a waste of time) the press may talk to you. The researchers are often several steps away from the reporters that report on it. I say this as a researcher who had research that I did at the University of Missouri (the university in question here) publicized, so I know how this works.

      The process is pretty much completely beyond your control as a researcher. If the University wants to publicize your research, and they're going to do it regardless of what you say. You can't just not talk to your own university about your research.

    13. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, because the researcher was obviously looking over the reporter's shoulder when they were writing their copy. Also, there's zero chance whatsoever that the reporter had started with a more accurate but less punchy title, and an editor who understood even less decided to change it. Clearly anything on the printed/electronically distributed page is a direct reflection of what the researcher explicitly wanted to be printed. No scientist has ever been shocked to find that an article about their research directly contradicted what they had explicitly told the reporter. This is because the reporter, who is always fully devoted to accurately representing the science, makes sure to continue consulting with the scientist at every point of authoring their article, and doesn't just phone up the researcher to ask a few quick questions and get a few sound bites then hang up and write whatever they want. And of course -- okay I can't go on.

      Feynman makes a lot of good points, and certainly scientists need to do a better job of interfacing with the press. But surely you can see a difference between a scientist embellishing their research or the uses for it in order to make it more exciting for the press, and a researcher failing to correct a misconception they may not have realized the reporter ever had, and the reporter deciding on their own to embellish the research to make it more exciting. One is the scientist being complicit in bad science journalism, the other is a scientist not being all-knowing omniscient. Why would you assume that the reporter ever said anything that indicated he had this misconception? The scientist probably was careful to specify chemically inert, the reporter may have used the same phrase himself, but by the time it hits the page, it becomes "inert as in non-radioactive". One word makes all the difference.

      But yeah. I guess "stop talking to the press until the press stops having misconceptions about science" is a possible solution. We wouldn't be discussing this research in that case here on /., but hey maybe that's for the best?

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    14. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by hardburn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This might sound unfair, but it's really very simple. If a reporter comes to ask you about your research, and comes away printing something totally inaccurate or just completely wrong then that is your fault.

      Shortly after 9/11, Phil Zimmermann was interviewed about the possibility that PGP was used in planning the attacks. He carefully stated that he had no regrets, but that's not what the Washington Post ran.

      He was already very experienced with handling the press by that point. He even had the journalist read the entire article over the phone before sending it to the editor. So apparently, there is no defense against a bad editor misrepresenting something, unless you ignore the press altogether.

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    15. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by oldhack · · Score: 1

      That's nice and all, but being a research scientist means being a grant bitch and they probably want to make a living, too. Have a suggestion for that?

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    16. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Never. Because people want to be the winners in natural selection, and everything else does not matter in the end? Duh!

      Think of ideas/mindsets/realities as lifeforms, and you will understand many things.

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    17. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If a reporter comes to ask you about your research, and comes away printing something totally inaccurate or just completely wrong then that is your fault. You invited them in, you gave them the rope, showed them how to knot it. Why should you complain when they inevitably hang themselves and you in the process.

      Because, in my experience, reporters take your name, whatever they like of what you say, embellish it with stuff from their own imagination, and print whatever they feel like. The better ones come out with something resembling accuracy and I give them interviews in the future, getting the complete idiots to correct their fabrications is nearly pointless, best you can do is not repeat the mistake. It's not like the media gives the interviewee editorial control over the final product.

    18. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by the_bard17 · · Score: 1

      Nope. It just means that if it can do the "grey goo thing", then we won't be around to worry about it.

    19. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was a situation like this one.

    20. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by onepoint · · Score: 1

      I was thinking something similar, what's to stop the processing of real nasty
      stuff into contained real nasty stuff. What I think this process is good for
      is confining pollution risk. does not mean that the risk is not there, it's
      just been reduced to a more manageable level.

      at the same time, whats to stop them from using the resulted products over again.
      I think that it might be doable, but I'm not smart enough to know that.

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    21. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Repossessed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How exactly is the researcher responsible for what an editor he never met writes? The Journalists can't even control the headlines.

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    22. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't seem to be familiar with how science reporting works.

    23. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by dwye · · Score: 1

      > So apparently, there is no defense against a bad editor
      > misrepresenting something, unless you ignore the press altogether.

      Barring defenses detailed by Mark Twain (tar and feathering, blowing up the presses, shooting reporters on sight, etc.), there is no defense even if you ignore the press. They can just make up whatever they want, and are only liable for libel to the extent that a jury thinks you have been financially harmed (and don't deserve it, if they thought that PGP really *did* help in 9/11). Only if people shun a source because they believe it prints nonsense, does merely proving fabrication work.

            (insert anti-Fox News, NY Times, or National Enquirer comments here)

    24. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by PhxBlue · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      If a reporter comes to ask you about your research, and comes away printing something totally inaccurate or just completely wrong then that is your fault.

      I've worked with a few reporters in my time. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a reporter, judging by how full of shit your statement is.

      In point of fact, a lot of reporters aren't engineer-smart. They're writer-smart, but that's a completely different type of intelligence and doesn't help them at all when it comes to reporting on a scientific, technical, engineering or mechanical field. There are some journalists who are smart enough in both categories that they can pull it off, but most journalists don't match this description. But that's okay; the problem is that they'll run a story without asking their subject matter experts for clarification. Deadlines come first, facts come second, and giving people an accurate picture of what's going on ... well, it's a nice bonus.

      And then you have the general public, which doesn't give two shits unless some technological advance actually affects their day-to-day lives -- so reporters can afford to be lazy because the only people who'll call them on it are those ivory-tower academics.

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    25. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by pitterpatter · · Score: 1

      This speech is 35 years old. When are people going to start paying attention to it?

      I think I'm going with "never."

    26. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by izomiac · · Score: 1

      While changing the half life is a little silly*, biological processes could be used to reduce the effective gamma ray emission. Some fungi can use radiation essentially like light for photosynthesis. Not surprising, since it's an energy source after all. The pigments the fungi use to absorb the gamma radiation would effectively act as shields, while conveying a selective advantage and reason for the fungi to amass around the radiation source. It wouldn't block all of the radiation, but perhaps the fungi could reduce it to a non-dangerous level. Similar to how a rain forest keeps 98% of sunlight from hitting the ground.

      * OTOH, fungi are a little scary... it wouldn't surprise me if they evolve the capacity to use nuclear reactions to derive energy in a century or two.

    27. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The headline writer did think that, and by failing to correct that(probably obvious) misconception these researchers are effectively claiming just that. This might sound unfair, but it's really very simple. If a reporter comes to ask you about your research, and comes away printing something totally inaccurate or just completely wrong then that is your fault.

      Yes, it is unfair. The "headline writer" is almost never "the reporter" who spoke to the researchers. The headline and lead para are written much later, by someone trying to make the article attractive to readers, often without any input from the reporter, let alone the researchers. Researchers, like any interviewee, rarely get to see or approve what is finally published.

      And the Slashdot summary is fucked up by first the submitter, and then the "editor" who may add an even more misleading headline and intro without bothering to RTFA.

    28. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with that whole speech of course is that there actually are applications of cosmology and astronomy. Quite aside from the potential of spotting asteroid and comet strikes before they happen. The cosmos is our laboratory for all kinds of physics experiments. We don't actually conduct the experiments. We look around and see what's happening out there, compare it against our physical models and figure out where we are right and wrong in our ideas about the laws of physics. So, saying that cosmology and astronomy have no applications is like saying that physics itself has no applications.

    29. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      If the Bacteria in question could aquire ONLY the radio active atoms, THEN there would exist a filtering system to clean up Radioactive Waste from the Waste... The next step is organizing the Bacteria into creating some kind of sphere that can easily be filtered so that there are 2 piles of waste; one will "glow", the other can be reprocessed into Toyotas and Stuff.

    30. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      The real problem is not the press. Someone will always misrepresent. Someone will always lie etc to make a buck or to grind an axe. If its not the free press. Its the press puppet master etc.

      The problem is that this is the stuff we, the general public, actively choose to read/watch over more reliable material. And we are even prepared to pay for it. We, the general public, buy the fear stories, hyperbole, and [insert irrelevant Hollywood actor] scandals, over any real factual stories or articles.

      I saw an interesting quote on someones sig here yesterday. "95% of all news media is completely true. The other 5% is stuff you already know about". This rings so true. Even in science circles, we see the media totally bork every technical detail and bias the claims to the point of total fabrication. And yet the scientist will still believe the other stories in the *same* news paper.....

      The answer is for the general public to be less stupid. I am not holding my breath.

      However there is good news. We, the general public, even though we read and seem to "buy" whats been written or told, don't seem to really believe. People who buy the 2012 prediction do not live as if the world is going to end in 2012. People who think humans are all going to die from Global warming don't trade an SUV for a smaller car.... I could go on.

      Personally I view the mainstream media as a source of entertainment. A bit like a story teller from ages past.

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    31. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by martyros · · Score: 1

      The main problem is that the research is something it took a grad student at least 6 years to begin to understand (4 years of undergrad + 2 years of grad), and then another 3 years to actually understand and get a result, but the task of the U public relations is to summarize it in 2 sentences in a way accessible to my grandmother. It's just not possible to do it with any degree of accuracy.

      Now, when I was working on my thesis, I developed a 5-minute explanation, that I could adapt so that most people could get the basic idea of what I was doing. It even had 3 levels of detail, for the computer-savvy, the computer-OK, and the I-sometimes-use-Word crowd, so I could adjust based on visual feedback from the person listening. But you can't put that in a press release. The press release relating to my research said something about a "virtual security camera", which was so misleading as far as the *mechanism* that I winced every time I heard it. I'm pretty sure no one, not even another CompSci PhD student, could have learned anything useful from the press release.

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    32. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      And, it would solve the funding problem, and that scientist are seen as arrogant.

      "I shan't even endeavour to give you the slightest idea of what I am working on, for it's complexity is so far above your abilities that the mere thought is ridiculous. Now give me a huge pile of money and sit quietly in the corner and stare in amazement at my wonderous cranial capacity."

    33. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by omnichad · · Score: 1

      How old ARE you?

    34. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      7 yrs old.

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    35. Re:Chemically inert, they mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might sound unfair, but it's really very simple. If a reporter comes to ask you about your research, and comes away printing something totally inaccurate or just completely wrong then that is your fault.

      It's not fair at all. My parents are in research, and EVEN AMONG SCIENCE JOURNALS, they've had occasional problems where the editors rephrased a few chart titles (it really did need it for layout) and it ended up not meaning the same thing when they were done. Other times, the journalist doesn't understand -- in which case, there's no good way for the scientist to tell, the journalist can repeat it right back but rephrase it (incorrectly) for the article. Journalists don't go back and show drafts etc, there's that article from just the last week or two about journalists, you can see the schedule is too short for that.

  5. Non-Toxic inert? by icebike · · Score: 1

    So what are we after here, non-toxicity or non radioactive.

    They are still radioactive, but containment might be somewhat easier because they are inert seems to be the major claim here.

    This sounds a little like painting the DANGER sign green. Its not clear to me that the major problem with containment was the reactivity of the isotopes, but rather their radioactivity.

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    1. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are two main reasons that you'd be concerned about chemical properties. One is just that a fair number of exciting radioisotopes are also chemically unpleasant. The second is that the chemical properties determine, in large part, how easy it is to keep the substance contained. An insoluble and largely unreactive material will be fine even if the barrel leaks a bit. A corrosive and water soluble material will make the barrel leak a bit and then start leaching into the water table. Radiation is bad; but isolating small areas of intense radioactivity is fairly easy. Isolating large areas of modest radioactivity that has a nasty habit of getting in the drinking water and being incorporated into your bones is quite difficult.

      If a bacterial process can economically neutralize the material and induce it to stay where it is, rather than dissolving and floating around, that would make the problem smaller.

    2. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by meerling · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm no where near an expert on this stuff, but my understanding is that the big change is a soluble nasty material is made non-soluble.

      In other words, that really nasty stuff likes to dissolve in water and spread everywhere, especially into the water table.

      They want to make it not do that, so it's in a contained area, and might even be possible to extract it, or at least stopping it from making everything within a huge area into Chernobyl Nitelights.

      I actually worked at a place that had to monitor this kind of stuff.
      Previous owners had 'disposed' of contaminated materials by buying them.
      Ironically, it wasn't the buried stuff that was the greatest risk factor to us.

      I'm sure most of you, including icebike, probably understand this, but it seemed the perfect chunk of thread to post this. :)

    3. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by meerling · · Score: 1

      I'm being a rotten speller again.
      "buying" should be "burying"...

    4. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The example they give is a uranium mine. In that case, I doubt the uranium bits laying around are any more dangerous due to radioactivity than they were before they were mined. The problem seems to be that disturbing the stuff has broken it into small enough bits to be dissolved in the local water. Binding the uranium into an insoluble compound would be very handy.

    5. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by icebike · · Score: 1

      Is uranium water soluble?

      My understanding was that uranium was not, irradiated uranium grains have been intact for over a billion years.

      Uranium oxide (UO2) is slightly soluble. (same source).

      So this discovery seems not aimed at Uranium waste management, but perhaps at medical waste.

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    6. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by yurtinus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh... I thought you were talking about the banking crisis again.

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    7. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Is uranium water soluble?

      Is iron (II/III) water soluble?

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    8. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The two methods most commonly proposed that I'm aware of currently to do this are through pebble bed reactors which keep all the radioactive material inside insoluble carbon shells and glassification which embeds the material in insoluble silica for relatively safe disposal.

      Just a couple other areas of research for those interested.

    9. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Apparently it's enough to be a concern in some places. Note that uranium exists as oxides in nature. It oxidizes quite quickly when exposed to the air.

      Perhaps the problem is with uranium dust that is partially dissolved and partially suspended in the water.

    10. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by jhfry · · Score: 1

      Not to mention density. A vat of radioactive sludge is larger and heavier than the actual radioactive metals within the vat. If you could extract the radioactive metal from the surrounding chemicals and only store that, you may save a significant amount on the storage, transportation, and monitoring of the waste.

      Oh and you can't forget about perception. If I showed you a radio active brick and a drum of sludge and asked you to pick one to store in your back yard... you would pick the brick every time. Most of our issues with Nuclear power have nothing to do with the generation, or the risks associated with it... it's the waste that makes it difficult to sell to the public. The fact that it looks dangerous makes things significantly harder. Hell, its cliche now that soon-to-be-superheroes fall into vats of radioactive waste.

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    11. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also, its solubility can determine how much damage it'll actually do to a human that is exposed to it.

      e.g. if it's a soluble substance in the water supply, it'll get absorbed into the bloodstream and potentially stay there for a while doing damage. IIRC radioactive isotopes of iodine are considered "really bad" because of the tendency of the body to concentrate and retain it in the thyroid.

      If it's insoluble, the chance of it actually being in the water consumed by a human is far lower, and even if it is consumed, it'll likely just pass through, doing very little damage.

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    12. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by Whillowhim · · Score: 1

      This distinction is part of what makes the Hanford area in Washington such a difficult cleanup effort. The separation of plutonium for WW2 isn't really the problem, its all the poorly documented experimental methods they used in the cold war. You end up with radioactive metals dissolved in all sorts of chemicals, and then you don't bother to document which chemicals. I wouldn't even consider it radioactive waste exactly, it's some nasty chemical waste that just happens to be radioactive from dissolved metals. Separating the radioactive metals from the rest of the chemical soup would be a significant first step, because then you can treat each part differently. i.e. the radioactive stuff won't try to eat its way through the container, and the chemical stuff won't try to kill you just for standing next to it.

    13. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      I'm no where near an expert on this stuff...
      I actually worked at a place that had to monitor this kind of stuff.

      Okay, now I'm officially worried.

    14. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Don't get your panties in a bunch, he said he worked there, not that he was doing the monitoring.

      I work at an industrial facility, and there are a lot of people who support the people doing the monitoring. For example, I'm the network guy / one of the programmers. I don't know shit about monitoring the plant (ok, I know a tiny bit, just from working with the tools they work with, but it's a very tiny bit), procedures and all that good stuff. I maintain the (logical) network and one of the tools that automates opening their plant monitoring software.

      I need to know "this program uses this syntax to open this file", not "this valve controls the flow into this pump, which feeds this reservoir, and when it goes into alarm all hell has broken loose". Other people know that stuff - though we've had a bunch of people retire, and the new guys don't know it as well as the old guys. That can be kinda scary sometimes.

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    15. Re:Non-Toxic inert? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      Don't get your panties in a bunch

      It was a joke, friend - so you unbunch your panties, cos I ain't wearing any.

      ...the new guys don't know it as well as the old guys. That can be kinda scary sometimes.

      Okay, now I'm officially worried.

  6. radioactive bacteria by pwizard2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria? Single-celled organisms mutate very easily, and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

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    1. Re:radioactive bacteria by CorporateSuit · · Score: 3, Funny

      What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria? Single-celled organisms mutate very easily, and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

      Scientists already know that whenever this happens, Godzilla awakens from his slumber, tussles with the creature, eventually righting mankind's wrongs through violence, and then torches part of Tokyo before returning peacefully to the sea for another year. I don't know what you're so worried about.

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    2. Re:radioactive bacteria by Snarkalicious · · Score: 1

      Whatever, nerd. We've got Benjamin Bratt to defend us.

    3. Re:radioactive bacteria by Whalou · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria?

      Movies will be made.

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    4. Re:radioactive bacteria by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      for most transuranic elements, their chemical toxicity is far more lethal than the radiation hazard they possess.

    5. Re:radioactive bacteria by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria? Single-celled organisms mutate very easily

      Bacteria do a pretty good job of mutating all by themselves. Just because some mutations were induced by radiation doesn't make them any more (or less) likely to result in something dangerous to us.

      and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

      You've seen too many bad science fiction movies.

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    6. Re:radioactive bacteria by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Because the bacteria currently crawling all over the uranium mine aren't just as (un)likely to spontaneously mutate into miniature brain sucking Godzillas.

    7. Re:radioactive bacteria by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Most of the other respondents to the parent have ridiculed the post along the lines of "you've seen too many science fiction movies." While this is probably the case for most slashdotters, surely turning radioactive elements in humans into inert compounds would be a bad thing... Don't we need our radioactive carbon while we're alive? If so, then the bacteria probably should remain only viable in non-oxygen environments (assuming the human body has enough O around it and in it to prevent anaerobic bacteria from living).

    8. Re:radioactive bacteria by RsG · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have an exercise for you.

      Find me a species, mutated by radiation, that subsequently became dangerous to human beings. Anything at all. I don't care what kingdom, genus, family, what-have-you; anything from a virus to an animal. Harmless before, was mutated, now dangerous. Should be easy, with such a broad mandate - there has to be at least one example that will serve to support your point, right?

      Nope. While there are plenty of deadly lifeforms on this planet, mutation via exposure to radiation does not make them deadlier. Conversely, overuse of antibiotics (to give one example) has made bacteria deadlier, or at least harder to cure.

      "Mutation" is one of those idiot words - it has a very specific meaning in biology, one that has no resemblance to the way non-biologists habitually use it. Most mutations are detrimental to the organisms survival. The only circumstances under which this is not the case is where the mutation occurs in conjunction with selection pressure that favours the mutant. Bacteria, even parasitic ones, do not benefit from being deadly - lethality is not a survival trait for pathogens.

      You've been getting your biology from Hollywood.

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    9. Re:radioactive bacteria by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't know what you're so worried about.

      The Keith Emerson soundtrack.

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    10. Re:radioactive bacteria by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Single-celled organisms mutate very easily, and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

      They already multiply rapidly. There is in fact only one control on their numbers: availability of food. That's a big barrier that isn't going to be overcome with an increased mutation rate: they already mutate so rapidly that the increased presence of radiation probably won't significantly change things. In fact, if anything it will probably limit their numbers for a short time. They only have one chromesome, if a vital gene gets damaged they have no backup. They also generally have less machinery devoted to repair than we do. They're generally far more sensitive to radiation and UV light because of that. As you probably are aware, the vast majority of mutations have bad effects. Also most bacteria aren't parasitic, these ones probably won't bother with humans.

      They might mutate faster and might acquire some characteristics they wouldnt' if they weren't in a radioactive environment. It's conceivable they might over time develop characters that would enable them to feast on human flesh. In all likelyhood though, the only way that would arise is if it were an advantage. The only way it would be an advantage is if they COULD feed on human flesh. Don't go swimming consistently in these irradiated environments where the bacteria are working and they probably won't learn to eat you. And that's in your advantage anyway, since these are irradiated environments.

    11. Re:radioactive bacteria by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Don't we need our radioactive carbon while we're alive?

      No.

      It makes archeology easier, because C14 makes it easier to date old things we pull out of the ground, but our metabolisms don't run on radiation.

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    12. Re:radioactive bacteria by ChrisMounce · · Score: 1

      Zombies.

      And by the way, my knowledge of biology is not from Hollywood. It's from the Internet!

    13. Re:radioactive bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A few years ago I was watching a documentation about some native pearl diver on one of those atolls(Bikini Atoll?) that later were used for nuclear weapons tests.
      He remembered how he used to dive with the (small) sharks and fish and how they used to be tame enough to pet them. But after the tests they became rabid and hyper-aggressive.

      Although that's technically not mutation I guess.

    14. Re:radioactive bacteria by Chazerizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You scoff at the above poster, but there are (non-lethal) mutations possible that could make these particular bacteria more dangerous to people. A single mutation causes an amino acid change in the protein that converts uranium to uranite. Now, instead of uranium, it binds phosphorus (or calcium, or ferrous ions, or whatever) because its pore size is different. Instead of removing uranium for the water, it now creates large, insoluble phosphorus deposits. Even if the remaining bacteria remove the uranium, you are still left with a completely unlivable ecosystem for micro-organisms (and higher life forms which feed on them, and so on), because basic nutrients are in extremely short supply. In essence, you've traded one barren landscape for another, and that just fails to help anyone. This isn't a terribly likely scenario. 99.999% of mutations are likely to be either fatal to the microorganisms or irrelevant. On the other hand, if a group of bacteria are exposed to 10^m photons of gamma radiation...I'm guessing at least a few beneficial, non-desirable mutations could occur. They won't turn the microbes into the blob, but they could end up causing some very non-desirable effects.

    15. Re:radioactive bacteria by LanMan04 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Find me a species, mutated by radiation, that subsequently became dangerous to human beings. Anything at all. I don't care what kingdom, genus, family, what-have-you; anything from a virus to an animal. Harmless before, was mutated, now dangerous. Should be easy, with such a broad mandate - there has to be at least one example that will serve to support your point, right?

      Uh, lions? T-Rex? panthers?

      I understand what you're getting at, but most (all?) extant species that are dangerous to humans were (a) not dangerous to humans at some point in their history (300mya, or whatever), and (b) were mutated by radiation at *some* point in the past. Not sure how prevalent radiation-induced mutation is compared to transcription-based ones, but it can't be 0.

      Sorry, just picking nits. :)

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    16. Re:radioactive bacteria by noidentity · · Score: 1

      What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria? Single-celled organisms mutate very easily, and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

      Take the pre-emptive approach, like me: I, for one, welcome our mutant radioactive material-inerting bacterial overlords!

    17. Re:radioactive bacteria by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I have one for you: OTHER HUMANS.

      *TADAAA*

      Did I win something? ;)

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    18. Re:radioactive bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Staph. aureus - mutations resulted in resistance to antibotics, and an environment rich in those antibiotics resulted in that mutant surviving while non-resistant original did not.

      Same for Salmonella. Plasmodium (malaria). Influenza. HIV. Ebola. Democrats. Republicans. Head-cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys.

      The point is that mutations occur on a regular basis, whether by exposure to ionizing radiation in the environment, various chemical mutagens, or just entropic considerations. Most are fatal to the organism, some confer some advantage (that's how evolution works, bucky); and some of those advantageous mutations are definitely disadvantageous to humans.

    19. Re:radioactive bacteria by oldhack · · Score: 1

      That's where the gorilla comes. Well, eventually.

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    20. Re:radioactive bacteria by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria? Single-celled organisms mutate very easily, and we could easily have a serious problem on our hands if the bacteria turn into something that is dangerous to us and then multiply out of control.

      Or, we get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Microbes. Heroes with a half-life! Microbe power!

    21. Re:radioactive bacteria by RsG · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry, no, those examples aren't what I asked for.

      To begin with, animals that reproduce sexually get an overwhelming majority of their genetic diversity from recombining genes from both parents. Random mutation, while present, is a minor factor in their evolution (how minor is a source of continued debate). All of your examples fall into this category.

      Further, while they did likely mutate due to radiation at some point (you're quite right that the rate of radiation induced mutation is not zero), they don't meet the criteria of "harmless before, was mutated, now dangerous". Specifically, all of the examples you gave were apex predators, descended from a long line of large predatory animals, all of them likely dangerous.

      In the case of the T-Rex, it's entirely possibly the species' ancestors were more dangerous, since Tyrannosaurs are generally thought to have been more opportunists than hunters - evolution made them less deadly, even as they got larger.

      Anyway, I get your point that every extant species has at least some traits imparted by radiation induced mutation, and wasn't arguing otherwise. I merely wished to show that radiation isn't a relevant force in making otherwise harmless bacteria into pathogens, despite what Hollywood science has to say.

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    22. Re:radioactive bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an exercise for you.

      Find me a species, mutated by radiation, that subsequently became dangerous to human beings. Anything at all. I don't care what kingdom, genus, family, what-have-you; anything from a virus to an animal. Harmless before, was mutated, now dangerous.

      Swine flu - prove me wrong. Not dangerous you say, then how about the 1918 Spanish Flu that killed more people than all the fighting in WW-I?

      Radiation increases the rate of mutation, so more chances to come up with something nasty per unit time... nothing dramatic, but it does make things faster, and if we are putting a large quantity of "interesting" bacteria into a high radiation environment, they have more potential to become "highly interesting" than if they were employed to handle non-radioactives like mercury or lead.

    23. Re:radioactive bacteria by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      What happens when the radiation mutates the bacteria?

      Nothing, unless we make the bacteria angry. In that case it will turn green and start tossing around tanks.

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    24. Re:radioactive bacteria by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Don't we need our radioactive carbon while we're alive?

      No.

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    25. Re:radioactive bacteria by Iron+Condor · · Score: 1

      Find me a species, mutated by radiation, that subsequently became dangerous to human beings.

      Uh, lions? T-Rex? panthers?

      In the history of the universe there has never been a T-rex that was dangerous to a human being. Because there were tens of millions of years between the last of the one and the first of the other no matter where, precisely, we draw the line delineating the term "human being".

      Nit-picking can go both ways...

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    26. Re:radioactive bacteria by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      Sunlight is radiation you know....

      ->Find me a species, mutated by radiation, that subsequently became dangerous to human beings. Anything at all. I don't care what kingdom, genus, family, what-have-you; anything from a virus to an animal. Harmless before, was mutated, now dangerous.

      So that would be all life that's dangerous to humans then. Take your pick.

    27. Re:radioactive bacteria by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      You put in oxygen. It's stated in the summary that the bacteria cannot survive in an oxygenated environment. It would be relatively simple to just kill off the entire population.

    28. Re:radioactive bacteria by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      Running with your concept, wouldn't the first and foremost mutation that would likely come out of that situation, be RADIATION RESISTANCE?

    29. Re:radioactive bacteria by RsG · · Score: 1

      Ugh, second time I've had to make this point. Reread this line from my post:

      Harmless before, was mutated, now dangerous.

      Get the progression? So no "every living thing on earth" is not an answer to the exercise, since a vast majority of lifeforms that we now consider dangerous were plenty dangerous a generation ago, and the generation before that.

      Also.

      Sunlight is radiation you know....

      The only ionizing component in sunlight is UV. It may all be "radiation", but the overwhelming majority of what reaches the earth's surface isn't ionizing, and therefor isn't mutation inducing.

      UV's capacity to penetrate even thin shielding is pretty limited. Anything living underwater, or underground, or inside another life form will be protected. In the case of large lifeforms that reproduce sexually, the gametes will generally be internal, enough so to render UV's contribution to mutation negligible.

      And pretty much everything on the earth's surface has had about 3 billion odd years to evolve to cope with UV.

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    30. Re:radioactive bacteria by RsG · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... That is an interesting example. Though I'd quibble a bit with the "more dangerous to people" part, as I seriously doubt an organism that expends energy on a non-survival activity like binding phosphorus could survive in the wild (in the contaminated environment it would at least lack for competition). What you're describing is more likely to simply render the reclamation process useless, by making the end result just as uninhabitable as the beginning.

      Mind you, that is still a very undesirable result. Perhaps it could be averted through careful testing - i.e., run a few million generations of the bacteria through their paces in a controlled environment, functionally the same as the environment they're meant to be used in, and see what comes up. Something as drastic as a major change in the water chemistry could be noticed, and corrected, before more widespread use.

      Also, as these are derived from an existing strain, it would be useful to check if that strain has ever produced such a result, or if it's even biologically possible. Remember that they normally go for heavy metals.

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    31. Re:radioactive bacteria by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      Adding to the above point: These bacteria can't magically create compounds from random elements. While the article and summary discuss it in general terms ("heavy metals"), the only metal currently processed seems to be uranium. Presumably they would want to engineer bacteria to do the same thing to other soluble heavy metals, but the bacteria aren't magic. They can't tell the difference between a nonradioactive element and its radioactive isotopes, so selectively absorbing C14 isn't going to happen.

      Beyond that, all bacteria everywhere make compounds out of carbon (carbon rings are the basis of most biologically active compounds). That doesn't mean they magically absorb the carbon from your body. If, for some reason, you had uranium as part of a chemical in your body, these bacteria still wouldn't do anything with it; they convert elemental uranium to a uranium compound, they don't strip it out of other compounds.

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    32. Re:radioactive bacteria by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      Right. Because right now, all of those nuclear waste spills are in completely sterile groundwater where they won't accelerate the mutation rate of the tens or hundreds of thousands of species of microbes they would encounter in garden-variety unsterilized groundwater. How thoughtful of otherwise careless nuclear waste managers to keep their spills away from the biosphere! Maybe they can help us keep naturally occurring microbes away from the countless tons of radioactive minerals scattered throughout the Earth's crust. That would be, like, so helpful. That'll leave us with only ultraviolet light from the sun, cosmic rays from deep space, and the entire spectrum of natural and artificial mutagenic chemical compounds to deal with. We'll have it done in a snap!

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    33. Re:radioactive bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conversely, overuse of antibiotics (to give one example) has made bacteria deadlier, or at least harder to cure.

      Or, the unkillable bacteria has always been around, but in smaller numbers. When you kill the rest of the population, all you have left is the unkillable.

      Really. natural selection will see to it that this was inevitable. There will ALWAYS be some strain that is one step ahead. It's simple survival.

    34. Re:radioactive bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure there has to be at least one case out there of a t-rex bone falling on someone or something like that.

    35. Re:radioactive bacteria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was a lot of weasel words

    36. Re:radioactive bacteria by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Again, the -vast- majority of mutations are deleterious. Mutations are random changes. A bacterium, while simple compared to a vertebrate cell, is still a finely tuned machine. Making a random change in it would be like randomly soldering in a wire on your motherboard: it probably would be very bad. The odds that it does something useful are astronomically low. The odds that the first mutation would be something that kills the bacterium or cripples it are extremely high.

      A single mutation event doesn't often build a characteristic out of nothing either. I would guess the bacteria don't have mechanisms to deal with that level of radiation. Mutations might occur which optimizes their innate DNA repair mechanisms to deal with the types of damage the radioactive metals would cause, that is possible. One bacterium has a mutation in it's machinery that slightly optimizes it to deal with the damage the radioactive metals are causing, it has a slight advantage, in one of it's progeny, another mutation increasing the efficiency of dealing with that type of damage... Eventually I think the bacteria might have no problem with it, that would depend on the type of DNA damage and the frequency. Repairing double stranded breaks, which happens with ionizing radiation I believe, is very difficult. If this is happening often enough, the adaptation process might never get a chance to work before the bacteria subjected to it die off. If it were infrequent enough and minor enough, sure.

      The time scale I also have no idea about. I think its safe to assume it would be faster than eukaryotic organisms, and there are plants near Chernobyl which have already adapted to conditions there.

    37. Re:radioactive bacteria by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm typically pretty tame and if you lure me with some food I might even allow you to pet me(provided you're female, attractive and my significant other isn't within sight). If you were to start using my home as a nuclear testing ground and I managed to survive i reckon I'd be pretty damn aggressive too however ;-)

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    38. Re:radioactive bacteria by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      animals that reproduce sexually get an overwhelming majority of their genetic diversity from recombining genes from both parents. Random mutation, while present, is a minor factor in their evolution (how minor is a source of continued debate)

      Careful there, all those genes that are being recombined were random mutations originally. Mutation is the only source of novelty in evolution, recombination is just shuffling the deck.

      It really depends how picky you are about defining the origin of your mutations. Personally, I blame the sun. Fucking big ball of radioactivity right there, shooting mutation beams at us all day long.

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    39. Re:radioactive bacteria by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Thank you--this was helpful

    40. Re:radioactive bacteria by KudyardRipling · · Score: 0

      This is about thirty-five years too late. IIRC the anime series Space Cruiser Yamato (for those of us in the USA it was called Star Blazers), part of the plot was to obtain Cosmo Cleaner D/ Cosmo DNA, a substance that would neutralize radioactivity from asteroid bombardment. There was even an episode that dealt with of all things iron-eating bacteria (the one with "space fireflies"). To extend the irony (commence groaning) further, there was another episode that brought into the culture the existence of an 'asteroid belt' beyond the orbit of Pluto. Someone read up on Gerard Kuiper.

      File under Life imitating Art.

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    41. Re:radioactive bacteria by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1

      While there is no indication that they have actually done this, and though the risk isn't as great as you suggest, there is one way to make it zero - build the relevant genes into D. Radiodurans instead of whatever bacteria they're using now.

      Radiodurans can take it. It's got ECC. No, really.

    42. Re:radioactive bacteria by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll pick one for you.
      skin cancer.

  7. Uraninite? by Red4man · · Score: 1

    We're fucked if they change any radioactive material into Mooninites.

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  8. Misleading by PvtVoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Jeez, what a terrible article, and an equally terrible summary. Both make it sound like the bacteria make the metals nonradioactive, which of course is absurd. (Nuclear bacteria?) The bacteria just make the metals insoluble. They're still radioactive.

    1. Re:Misleading by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem is the submitter and editor thought folks at slashdot would know what "inert" means. Obviously, you and a few others didn't.

      In chemistry, the term inert is used to describe something that is not chemically active. The noble gases were described as being inert because they did not react with the other elements or themselves. It is now understood that the reason that inert gases are completely inert to basic chemical reactions (such as combustion, for example) is that their outer valence shell is completely filled with electrons. With a filled outer valence shell, an inert atom is not easily able to acquire or lose an electron, and is therefore not able to participate in any chemical reactions. For inert substances, a lot of energy is required before they can combine with other elements to form compounds. High temperatures and pressure are usually necessary, sometimes requiring the presence of a catalyst.

      For example, elemental nitrogen is inert under standard room conditions and exists as a diatomic molecule, N2. The inertness of nitrogen is due to the presence of the very strong triple covalent bond in the N2 molecule; nitrogen gas can, however, react to form compounds such as lithium nitride (Li3N) under standard conditions.

      Inert atmospheres of gases such as nitrogen and argon are routinely used in chemical reactions where air sensitive and water sensitive compounds are handled.

      "Inert" has absolutely nothing whatever to do with radioactivity, even though radioactive materials may or may not be inert.

    2. Re:Misleading by PvtVoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem is the submitter and editor thought folks at slashdot would know what "inert" means. Obviously, you and a few others didn't..."Inert" has absolutely nothing whatever to do with radioactivity, even though radioactive materials may or may not be inert.

      Chemically inert would have been perfectly clear. The word "inert" has a broader meaning in common usage than this narrow technical definition, being a synonym for inactive.

      But you do get extra points for being snotty and pedantic.

    3. Re:Misleading by The_Duck271 · · Score: 1

      "Inert" has absolutely nothing whatever to do with radioactivity, even though radioactive materials may or may not be inert.

      Then the title should have been "Bacteria Used to Make Toxic Metals Inert."

  9. Any space application? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The technology is not without it's flaws (the bacteria can't exist in an oxygenated environment yet), but it does have the potential to cleanse some of the world's hazardous sites.

    I hear that there's no oxygen in space. As opposed to dumping this stuff from your spacecraft, are there any nifty uses for these safer substances like uraninite?

    Hm, Wikipedia says the stuff is similar to lead. Maybe use it as a kinetic projectile material to shoot junk out of your way? Maybe insulation?

  10. real estate by datapharmer · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what they're really saying is they've got a great deal on Ukranian real estate that we don't want to miss out on?

    Oh, and I for one welcome our uranium-eating overlords.

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    1. Re:real estate by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I read that as "Ukranian-eating overlords", and for a second thought Borat's brother would be in trouble.

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    2. Re:real estate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long before Kim Chen Il's finger starts shaking uncontrollably over the big red button?

  11. For those who don't RTFA... by Brett+Buck · · Score: 5, Informative

    Of course they are not actually changing radioactive materials to non-radioactive materials - they change the compounds containing uranium to compunds that are very weakly soluble in water (instead of highly soluble), so they don't migrate easily. Very useful, but a little different from the impression I got from the summary.

          Brett

  12. Bad article title by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    <science-nitpickery>

    "Bacteria Used To Make Radioactive Metals Inert" implies that the bacteria are making radioactive metals non-radioactive. A better title might be "Bacteria Used to make Poisonous Heavy Metals Inert," or "Bacteria Turn Radioactive Heavy Metals Into Chemically Inert Radioactive Stuff That Is Easier To Clean Up."

    </science-nitpickery>

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    1. Re:Bad article title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only science-related definition of "inert" speaks to chemistry, not radioactivity. The thesaurus does not give any antonyms to "radioactive". Plus, as a layman I've never heard of "inert" as a synonym for nonradioactive. So, if "inert" is science jargon that can mean nonradioactive, then your nitpick doesn't apply here (unlike the pedantry you and I are both exhibiting).

      All that said, I do actually agree that the headline should have been more accurate if less terse.

      :)

    2. Re:Bad article title by Zantac69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The dissolved uranium is reduced to uranite (incidently a common ore that is mined for uranium) inside the bacterial bodies. So in nature, they "eat" dissolved uranium, it accumulates in their bodies, they die, the bodies settle, the bodies decompose leaving uranite. Do that for long enough and you have uranite deposits...much how bacteria oxidized the dissolved iron in the oceans to remove it from solution.

      Does this make everything safe? No - just makes it easier to clean up since if can separate the bacteria from the contaminated water.

      So dont get too excited.

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    3. Re:Bad article title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... Pedantry can be fun...as we're seeing here...

      Inert: adjective

      1. having no inherent power of action, motion, or resistance (opposed to active ): inert matter.

      2. Chemistry. having little or no ability to react, as nitrogen that occurs uncombined in the atmosphere.

      3. Pharmacology. having no pharmacological action, as the excipient of a pill.

      4. inactive or sluggish by habit or nature.

      I believe you will find definition #1 applies here and in most cases for the use of the adjective "inert"- #2, the one you refer to, is merely being specific about it as one's still valid for that case as well. Just because you've never heard it used does not lead to it being inappropriate as you imply.

    4. Re:Bad article title by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or, as 'Ert' is a nickname my sister gave me, 'inert' generally refers to hamburgers and beer.

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    5. Re:Bad article title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Inert chemically (not reactive).

      Heavy metals such as plutonium has a long decay period and are more dangerous from the chemical reactions they induce (replacing iron and calcium in the body) than by the mere radio activity.

      Radioactive heavy metals tend to evaporate easily (sublimation) just like iodine. Cleaning the fission or fusion by-products is complicated because common organisms are not used to them. The novelty is that some organisms can make the waste less dangerious and even use it for sustaining life
      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/10/061019192814.htm

    6. Re:Bad article title by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      How about "Bacteria Used to make Poisonous Heavy Metals insoluble".

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    7. Re:Bad article title by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      <science-nitpickery>

      "Bacteria Used To Make Radioactive Metals Inert" implies that the bacteria are making radioactive metals non-radioactive. A better title might be "Bacteria Used to make Poisonous Heavy Metals Inert," or "Bacteria Turn Radioactive Heavy Metals Into Chemically Inert Radioactive Stuff That Is Easier To Clean Up."

      </science-nitpickery>

      You misunderstand. What they're saying is that the bacteria that are used to create radioactive materials are in and of themselves not radioactive.

  13. Now this is exciting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When most people talk about halflife they don't realize the metals themselves are among the most toxic substances even stone cold with no significant radiation. Rendering them into a non-toxic form is huge. It gives hope for a true clean up of sites. Next magical trick is getting some one to take responsibility for actually doing the clean up.

  14. Bad summary by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    Summary says it "cleanses the radioactivity". No it doesn't. The bacteria makes the metal inert *chemically*.

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    1. Re:Bad summary by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      True. It also says they render "heavy metals into non-toxic, inert versions", which is incorrect. It reduces contamination by removing the metals, but it doesn't make them any less toxic.

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    2. Re:Bad summary by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, it does. Toxicity relates to chemical reactivity, not to radiation. If it's non-toxic, it won't contaminate your body... it'll be passed through like any other waste material.

    3. Re:Bad summary by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It converts it to uranium dioxide, and while you're technically correct in saying that an inert material should be non-toxic, it isn't necessarily always the case.

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    4. Re:Bad summary by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      If you break wax down into small enough particles, I'm sure it can be absorbed through the same mechanism. That doesn't change the fact that wax is otherwise non-toxic. Check the article on Phagocytosis, and how things like bacteria can be absorbed that way.

    5. Re:Bad summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not neccessarily. If you ingest radioactive substances which your body needs as nutrition, then they can be used by the body, and contaminate you. Iodine 131 was one of major reasons for Chernobyl's excess cancers, leading to the most common excess cancer being thyroid cancer.

    6. Re:Bad summary by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The EU classification for uranium dioxide is, according to that wiki page, "Very toxic (T+), Dangerous for the environment (N)".

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  15. Misleading headline by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1

    Well a confusing headline... 1st thought is "bacteria convert radioactive into non-radioactive?!?". Ofcourse not. 2nd thought was they concentrate the stuff into a form that can easily be separated from other materials - nope. It's about turning the stuff into something that doesn't go anywhere besides where it's already at. Similar in purpose to melting radioactive material into a block of glass-like material.

    which can then be separated mechanically ("settle to the bottom of a lake") from the environment.

    Maybe I'm misreading the article, but where does it say about cleanup? All I'm reading is improving a way to keep the stuff from polluting a larger area.

    1. Re:Misleading headline by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm misreading the article, but where does it say about cleanup? All I'm reading is improving a way to keep the stuff from polluting a larger area.

      It's inferred. And likely a big part of the grant proposal. But the general idea is to take $soluble_nasty + $bacterial_overlord to get $insoluble_nasty and then either sequester the $insoluble_nasty or do something simple like bulldoze it out (and put it somewhere else). If you can concentrate it in a less toxic form, you make clean up either much easier or less necessary.

      But they have a ways go before we're sprinkling pixie dust on old uranium mines and expecting to come back a couple of years later and put a McDonald's on it.

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    2. Re:Misleading headline by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      I wonder if uraniumite is ferrous...

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    3. Re:Misleading headline by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you mean it's "implied". You infer, someone else implies.

    4. Re:Misleading headline by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      But they have a ways go before we're sprinkling pixie dust on old uranium mines and expecting to come back a couple of years later and put a McDonald's on it.

      We should do that right now. It would probably improve both taste and nutritional value of the stuff they sell.

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  16. Obligatory... by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our radioactive bacteria overlords!

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  17. Depends on what you mean by cleanse by davidwr · · Score: 1

    True, it does not change the overall radioactivity, but by making the metal nearly insoluble, the precipitated solid can be handled easier. It's also easier to landfill.

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  18. Except, it doesn't make a bit of difference... by andrewd18 · · Score: 1

    Except, it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.

  19. Can we drop this on Iran? Hehe! by jxm1 · · Score: 1

    In some ways this could change the debate about nuclear power and long-term waste storage. Should be interesting to see how this plays out. Wait around long enough and technology will usually shift and fold any issue.

  20. And then what? by Tarlus · · Score: 1

    So then we end up with... Radioactive bacteria? =)

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  21. Evil scientist picture by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Funny
    First, let me congratulate the woman in the picture for the article. That picture is just a 100% spot on for Mad Scientist. The huge arms, the vials, the strange lighting, - perfect.

    Second, this article is REALLY short on facts. The least it could have done is explain exactly what the difference was between the dangerous and the safe uranium. A simple molecular formula comparison would have been very helpfull. Plus they should have told us WHY it was safe. Something along the lines of 'this molecule tastes horrible to other bacteria', as opposed to just leaving us hanging.

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    1. Re:Evil scientist picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I agree with you that it is a great picture, but as one who works with Dr. Judy Wall I can attest that she is definitely not the mad scientist type. The photographer put the camera inside an anaerobic chamber and then placed a blue background behind her outside the chamber to get the desired effect. Huge shame that the article was written by an idiot at the News Bureau and not by an actual scientist who could explain Judy's work.

    2. Re:Evil scientist picture by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      How does:

      """
      They can take uranium and convert it to uraninite, a nearly insoluble substance that will sink to the bottom of a lake or stream.
      """

      not answer your questions?

      The difference is the dangerous one is soluble, the safe one is insoluble. The reason it is safer is it will sink to the bottom instead of being in the water supply.

      Of course insoluble forms can be more toxic to handle since they bioaccumulate whereas the soluble forms cause more initial absorption but are also more readily excreted.

    3. Re:Evil scientist picture by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      Uranium is one of the HEAVIEST metals around. Heavy things sink. Uraninite is bsically Uranium + Oxygen, one of the LIGHTER elements. Uraninite is lighter than pure uraninum. Now please explain why Uraninite will sink to the bottom of the water supply, but Uraninum will not. Insoluble may be important, but they need to clarify why and how. Right now, they got very little actual information about what the bacteria does and why it is so good. Does it form U02, U03, or some other combo of Uranium and oxygen?

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    4. Re:Evil scientist picture by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      It says uraninite, which is UO2 (and a bit of lots of other things, it's a mineral after all).

      Uranium will dissolve into the water, since that is what soluble means. So yes a chunk will sink to the bottom where it will dissolve meaning the uranium won't stay trapped at the bottom but instead will be carried downstream or disperse throughout a non-flowing body like a lake.

      They really shouldn't have to clarify what soluble means to anyone who got through the 3rd grade.

    5. Re:Evil scientist picture by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      At no point did they state that Uranium IS soluble. The fact that they mentioned uraninite is insoluble almost implied that Uraninum was, but not only because they gave no further information about why uranite was better. In addition, while I know that soluble means it will dissolve, not everyone who graduated college knows that being being soluble automatically means it will disperse throughout a non-flowing body like a lake. It depends on the saturation concentration. If it is low, then frankly, solubility is of little import. If a gram of uraninum saturates a lake, than the bacteria only protect against the first gram of uraninum put into the lake. These are important things that needed to be stated. At the very least a competent reporter would have stated Uraninum is soluble.

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    6. Re:Evil scientist picture by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      """
      The bacteria Wall is studying are bio-corrosives and can change the solubility of heavy metals. They can take uranium and convert it to uraninite, a nearly insoluble substance
      """

      It's stuff that can "change the solubility" of something, and the product is "nearly insoluble". It's not exactly a huge inference to conclude that it was changed from something more soluble than "nearly insoluble" since changing from "really really nearly insoluble" to "nearly insoluble" doesn't sound very exciting.

  22. Radiation-immune bacteria? by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Or how do the bacteria survive in this environment?

    (I for one welcome our radioactive, mutated metal-disassembling bacteria overlords!)

    1. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by Tweenk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The public perception of radiation is the best example that humans are generally stupid, and that stupidity has to be beaten out of them using blunt instruments. The Fallout games, Hulk, Spider-Man, etc. are NOT fact-based. They do NOT depict actual effects of radiation. Those are FAIRY TALES. There is no such thing as a Chinese syndrome. The nuclear power industry is not comspiring to destroy the world. Animals do not turn into monsters when heavily irradiated, they die! People do not turn into ghouls or zombies when heavily irradiated, they die as well! Please repeat this 100 times.

      Now to answer this question, here is an example of a very radiation-resistant bacteria:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinococcus_radiodurans

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    2. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nimals do not turn into monsters when heavily irradiated, they die! People do not turn into ghouls or zombies when heavily irradiated, they die as well! Please repeat this 100 times.

      I'm willing, but I need a larger pool of test vic^H^Holunteers.

    3. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People do not turn into ghouls or zombies when heavily irradiated, they die as well!

      Doctor: Mayor West, you have lymphoma.
      Adam West: Oh my.
      Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
      Adam West: I was trying to gain super powers.
      Doctor: Well that's just silly.
      Adam West: Silly, yes... idiotic... yes.

    4. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed that people are dumb. The china syndrome refers to meltdowns though, so its something that does exist. Whoever coined the term was hopefully using it as a hyperbole.

    5. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia is the best example that humans are generally stupid, and that stupidity has to be beaten out of them using blunt instruments. Wikipedia articles are NOT fact-based. They do NOT depict actual world. Those are FAIRY TALES. Please repeat this 100 times.

    6. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1

      You do realize that no one involved in developing Fallout (or the sequels) actually thought radiation could do the things it does in the game, right? The idea was to create a world based on what scientifically ignorant people in the late 40s, 50s and early 60s thought a post-nuclear apocalypse would be like. Attacking them for failure to adhere to real world physics/biology is missing the point. Virtually everyone with even a high school science education is aware that excessive radiation exposure kills, but for fictional purposes games and comics change the rules. Lighten up a bit.

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    7. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by beckett · · Score: 1

      e.g. Deinococcus radiodurans

    8. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP was making a joke. "Radiation == scary mutated monsters" is pretty well ingrained in our culture, so you'll just have to deal with it. Also, you're allowed to make jokes even when you know it's not based on science. I mean, every time an article on AI rolls around the "Skynet" jokes pop up, so what's wrong with a few more sci-fi cliches?

    9. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please repeat this 100 times.

      That's exactly how you get monsters and ghouls. But zombies? Don't be ridiculous. You need to irradiate the viruses, not the people.

    10. Re:Radiation-immune bacteria? by the_one(2) · · Score: 1

      To be fair to fallout: most mutations were caused by the Forced Evolution Virus (not counting extra toes). =)

  23. If atoms can be classically described as spheres.. by Shikaku · · Score: 1

    The balls are inert because of the bacteria.

  24. Insoluble ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, I had to look that up in the dictonary... So which is it ? :
    1. that cannot be dissolved
    2. that cannot be solved; insolvable
    3. that cannot be explained; mysterious or inexplicable

    1. Re:Insoluble ? by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      It's like the difference between flammable and inflammable. If you developed a bacteria that took a flammable substance, and made it inflammable, the world would beat a mousetrap to your door.

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    2. Re:Insoluble ? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Fail!

      Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

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    3. Re:Insoluble ? by treeves · · Score: 1

      Insoluble in the context of chemicals means "cannot be dissolved".

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  25. Meh. Give me critters from Forward's Camelot 30K. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

    I don't insist on creatures that can actually alter the half-life of radioisotopes. Just ones that ingest them, do isotopic separation, and excrete the separated isotopes into segregated containers. We can let the uranium and hydrogen/deuterium separators drive the economy, with all the other separators running as boutique suppliers.

  26. DBZ did it first. by the2cheat · · Score: 0

    Insert 'The Balls are Inert' joke here.

  27. interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they had this on Eureka on one of the episodes, it kept on growing like the blob and was threatening to eat its way through the town.

  28. Mercury by sexconker · · Score: 0

    Since TFA and TFS fail with regards to radiation, what about mercury?

    Spray some of these bad boys on the lining of tuna cans and such?

  29. Now the only problem left is... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    ...the missing link in the food chain up to the gorilla, who will then freeze in winter.

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  30. Re:Meh. Give me critters from Forward's Camelot 30 by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    While we're at it, could you develop a bacteria that functions like Maxwell's Demon? That would seriously decrease heating and air conditioning costs. Thanks.

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  31. Didn't this kind of thing happen... by lattyware · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure Ghost In The Shell had something similar. 'The Japanese Miracle'. Slightly different in that it's micromachines as opposed to bacteria, but what I thought of.

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  32. Nucleotides released by apoptotic cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...act as a find-me signal to promote phagocytic clearance

    That's an actual headline in Nature. Are you *sure* you want scientists writing their own headlines?

    1. Re:Nucleotides released by apoptotic cells... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how about "Self-destructives advertising to get eaten" ?

      (... Have I watched too much porn lately?)

  33. Bad Summary by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you first read this you get the insane idea that somehow the bacteria render the radioactivity into non-radioactive substances. I actually read an SF story long ago where bacteria did exactly that. This looks to be just as radioactive afterwards as before, and not what the article implies.

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  34. Can the bacteria survie in a vacuum by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    It would be interesting to see how this would work in a vacuum environment, where no air is present, and let the metals get treated to become inert with radioactivity.

  35. Possible weapon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the possibilities for weaponization?
    If I were to dump this into your nuclear reactor would it (eventually) be rendered inert? what if I sprayed your atomic weapons stockpile with it?

  36. Swine flu maybe by Nowhere.Men · · Score: 1

    Difficult to know what caused that particular mutation.

    Radiation, bad mitoses, too much antibiotics in the water...

    Earth is naturaly radioactive and is constantly bombarded by particles.
    A certain percentage of all the mutation is probably caused by these source of radiation. (I have no idea what's the percentage)

    So we can consider that all dangerous living things are due partly by mutation generated by radiations.

    tigers, sharks, venomous mushrooms, snakes, ...

    I think that the deadly claws of the tiger is beneficial for its survival (up to recently at least).

  37. Another application by russotto · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you can get these bacteria to selectively convert U-235 over U-238 (or vice-versa), then you've got an interesting bug.

    1. Re:Another application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be the point of that? U-235=good.

    2. Re:Another application by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      If you can do that why not just make helium from hydrogen?

    3. Re:Another application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess so, but aren't isotopes chemically identical? How would that bug go about separating them?

    4. Re:Another application by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, nothing could be simpler. You feed them a diet high in soluble fluoride, and lots of intense UV, and they metabolize the stuff into UF6. At the same time, they form into long, columnar biofilms, with flagellae projecting that they use to fan the UF6 into fast circulation. The 235U segregates preferentially to the center, while the 238U goes to the perimeter. All you have to do is separate it out, in lots of stages.

      Alternatively, they could bioluminesce at a precise frequency that excites molecules containing 235U, but not 238U.

      There are lots of other possibilities. It's just a matter of engineering.

    5. Re:Another application by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can get these bacteria to selectively convert U-235 over U-238 (or vice-versa), then you've got an interesting bug.

      More of a feature than a bug.

    6. Re:Another application by Johnno74 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You'd be much better off trying to find / engineer a bug that can change lead into gold.

      If you had something that could convert U-235 to U-238, then lead into gold isn't that much harder.

    7. Re:Another application by Johnno74 · · Score: 1

      Ahh whoops, just realised I misread your original comment.

  38. Error in title by barwasp · · Score: 1

    Bacteria to Precipitate Uranium From the Seawater

    There, fixed that for you

  39. Is this the Japanese miracle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Section 9 should be informed...

    1. Re:Is this the Japanese miracle? by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      Now where do I sign up for my tachikoma?

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  40. I for one.. by grepya · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our radioactive, unicellular overlords.

  41. Down with coal slurry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's so dumb that we still get most of our electricity from coal power. Coal is so incredibly bad in that it produces massive amounts of radioactive/toxic waste. It would be nice if they could get this to work to clean up all the slurry coal power plants have accumulated.

  42. Hold on... by EvilSheep · · Score: 1

    So... just keep the organism as is, treat waste in an oxygen free environment. Simple, effective, expensive to treat existing contamination, but at least the organism cannot cause trouble if it cannot live in the open.

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  43. Radioactivity by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    bacteria that can cleanse the radioactivity from toxic areas by rendering the heavy metals into non-toxic, inert versions.

    Radioctivity is a property at the atomic level. Thus, if an element is radioactive, its compounds are.

    You can't make radioactivity go away with chemistry.

    Unhandled exception: summary threw metric_fuckton_of_bullshit at or near line 2.

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    1. Re:Radioactivity by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you read the couple dozen earlier posts here, it's been pointed out repeatedly that it doesn't actually render them radioactively inert, just chemically inert and insoluble. If radioactive elements don't dissolve their barrels, and aren't soluble in water, then storage becomes a much easier problem.

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  44. Still radioactive... by gweihir · · Score: 1

    The result will not be harmless. It will still be radioctive. The thing is that it will not be readily toxic and, more important, it will not contaminate water, e.g. when it rains on a contaminated site. But the indirect implication of the article that the resulting substance is harmless is wrong.

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  45. What's the point? by catmistake · · Score: 1

    The pronuke slashdot community has already determined that nuclear waste and radioactive materials are not at all dangerous. Besides, we need as much waste as we can get our hands on so we can make breeder reactors. This bacteria is merely an ignorant antinuke troll.

  46. Fast breeders don't really work + waste problem by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Conventional breeders don't work very well becuase they require too much intervention which means a lot of expensive stuffing about handling incredibly radioactive objects remotely, not lead lined gloves remotely but robot in a chamber with no windows remotely. That pushed the whole idea into the too hard basket for civilian purposes, and there's plenty of material already stockpiled for military purposes in most countries with a military nuclear program. There is an upcoming nuclear technology called "accelerated thorium reactors" which can use some high grade waste such as expended fuel rods or old weapons material and the ignorant assume it's like the old fast breeders. Fast breeders were a dead end. Some people point to the proposed accelerated thorium prototype as "evidence" that fast breeders were not but it is completly and utterly different despite there being the word "breeder" in the title of one of the proposals.
    Also leaching of waste is a problem with the two most common disposal methods. In drums or encapsulated in a glassy material (glass structure not window glass material), moisture disolves the soluble radioactive materials and they escape. Incorporation, such as using synrock or this proposed bacterial method, chemically binds the radioactive elements to something else to produce an insoluble material. Synrock has been in development for at least thirty years due to a budget of almost zero since there are plenty of PR idiots that insist that nuclear waste does not exist - however it's now been deployed.

    1. Re:Fast breeders don't really work + waste problem by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Thx for your post. Mod parent up!! I was trolling in my gp comment, btw, you prolly noticed. I'm antinuke, you see... but in a way that only denies that nuclear power will solve the energy crisis, not saying R&D should stop... just that rolling out another hundred reactors in the next 30 yrs is a very bad idea. The number of commercial plants currently in use is a concern. Whistleblowers have come forward about the lack of space for containment of spent rods, and all the temp storage is full... to me it's a no brainer, we should stop making waste. Period. Electric bills be damned. Brownouts are preferable to containment leaks 73 years from now. But here on slashdot the obvious seems to be ignored. Sounds like you got a good handle on it. This bacteria is a good idea, but not if it's going to fuel some pronuke legislation, because it's not a solution, just another band aid. We should put R&D into nuclear ideas... fission, in any form, I do not believe could ever be the answer. But without advancing the technology, without advancing discovery, we'll just be stuck with it, rise to the level of our technological incompetance and make it status quo. What we need it for is not power generation, but as a path to some actually truly honest to goodness clean nuclear energy... of course I mean fusion (the real and hot variety).

  47. Nuclear power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the solution to the "energy crisis". Nope, no problems with nuclear power. Clean, safe, efficient nuclear power. Damn greenies, with no understanding of physics, always knocking our nuclear power.

  48. Read it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that read that as Bacteria Used to Make Radioactive Metal Shirts?

  49. But is the mutation rate limiting? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    You scoff at the above poster, but there are (non-lethal) mutations possible that could make these particular bacteria more dangerous to people.

    The question is not whether there are conceivable mutations that could make these bacteria more dangerous, but rather whether the mutation rate is rate-limiting in bacterial evolution. About 1 in 1,000 bacterial cell divisions results in a new mutation. But there are a lot of bacteria; in just one human body, there are about 10,000,000,000,000 E. coli. If they are all dividing with a cycle time of about an hour, that is about 10 billion mutations per hour. So probably just about every possible bacterial mutation pops up somewhere with fairly high frequency. If it doesn't spread and take over the population, it is probably because it is not selectively favorable. If that is the case, then increasing the mutation rate will have little effect on danger to people.

  50. Not really news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did a project on bioremediation of radionuclides (specifically radioactive mercury and uranium) back in middle school...

    That was 9 years ago.