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  1. Re:Salts? on Free Rainbow Tables Looking For New Admin · · Score: 1

    P.S.: It's "*******".

    We don't see your actual password. The website obfuscates it. All we see is ********.

  2. Re:You know you're hungry when on Free Rainbow Tables Looking For New Admin · · Score: 3, Funny

    think of a table covered in Skittles

    Billy Mays here for Free Rainbow Tables dotcom. Have you ever needed a giant list of pre-computed hashes? Have you ever forgotten the password to that old Linux box sitting in the corner of the accounting department's coat closet? Then have I got just the thing for you! All you need to do is, and this part's amazing, is go to freerainbowtables.com, that's freerainbowtables.com, enter your hash-string, and voila, there's your password. It's so easy, a paraplegic blind deaf-mute could do it. That's Freerainbowtables.com.

    I'm Billy Mays, and I say, if you don't use this product, the 5th spawn of the Great Satan himself will come to your house and rape your cat....a lot.

  3. Re:If Bush were still President on Belgium Tries to Fine Yahoo for Protecting US User Privacy · · Score: 5, Funny

    twice. Once in English, once in tortured "Belgish".

    This will, naturally, piss of the Gremans, who will then be forced to bomb Pearl Harbor.

  4. Re:I need a car analogy... on Cure For Radiation Sickness Found? · · Score: 1

    Ummm...aren't stones a measure of weight rather than length?

    Not on Fridays. Sorry, guess you didn't get that memo.

  5. yeah... on US Videogame Sales Have Biggest Drop In 9 Years · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Money's tight. And honestly, I'm sick of seeing games priced at $59.99. I can wait until they hit ~$30 and buy them then. I'm long past the time when I HAD to have a game as soon as it releases.

    So yeah. Lower the price of the games at initial launch, you'll make more sales....IMNHAAO (in my not humble at all opinion)

  6. Re:I need a car analogy... on Cure For Radiation Sickness Found? · · Score: 1

    Oh sure, bring my secret shame to light. The truth is, I can't read. So RTFA is not an option.

  7. Re:I need a car analogy... on Cure For Radiation Sickness Found? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm.

    But my muffler flaps help me get an additional 207 stone to the pint highway miles.

  8. I need a car analogy... on Cure For Radiation Sickness Found? · · Score: 1

    Kidding, kidding.

    I wonder if this could be used to help cancer patients who are undergoing radiation treatment.

    Hell, it's early, so I may not be thinking correctly, but it seems to me like a little dose of this would go a long way to curing the horrible side effects of cancer treatment.

  9. Re:I object! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: 1

    WRONG! You're so wrong you almost were right. I copied and pasted from IMDB.com/quotes, kiddo. And as far as my karma goes...it's still "excellent" (party time, excellent wooh!) and I am doing fine, thankyouverymuchfordyinginafire.

  10. Re:Come on Ray! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: -1, Troll

    ROFLMCWAFFLE.

  11. Re:oh thank God... on Three Arrested For Conspiring To Violate the DMCA · · Score: 1

    maybe you fo,

    Good God! That's Mr T's music!

    obviously I meant "maybe you do"..

  12. oh thank God... on Three Arrested For Conspiring To Violate the DMCA · · Score: 1

    At first I read Viagra card instead of Nagra card.

    I don't even want to consider a future where our DVRs come with ED pills...but hey, maybe you fo, and who am I to judge? ;-P

  13. Re:Come on Ray! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    *spits* *tastes blood*

    Not too bad, not too bad.... For a girl.

  14. Re:Come on Ray! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: -1, Redundant

    LOL. I got karma like the day is long. bring it, little boy.

  15. Re:I object! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
    Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
    Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
    Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
    Cop: Is that all?
    Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
    [groans]
    Fletcher: ... be gentle.

    Bum: Got any spare change?
    Fletcher: Absolutely!
    Bum: Could ya spare some?
    Fletcher: Yes I could!
    Bum: Will ya?
    Fletcher: HMM-MMM!
    Bum: How come?
    Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it! I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!... Plus I'm cheap! AHHH!

  16. Re:Come on Ray! on RIAA Loses Bid To Keep Revenues Secret · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Looks like we have some rejects with mod points running loose.

    Can someone please correct these retarded moderations they've done.

    kthxbai.

  17. Re:The Law on Why Game Developers Should Shut Up About Used Games · · Score: 1

    The law? I AM THE LAW!

    Er...yeah. Hey, wanna go get a burger and a pint? No? Ok, I'll get me coat.

  18. where would we be now? on What If the Apollo Program Had Continued? · · Score: 1

    Obligatory:

    Police: Are you classified as human?
    Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

  19. Re:Awesome! on Embedded Linux Achieves One-Second Boot Time · · Score: 1

    sadly, my macbook pro doesn't check grammar or proper sentence structure. ;-/

    woah, slow down there cowboy, it's been 69 (Dude!) seconds since you last posted. You're likely to be eaten by a grue.

  20. no kidding? on 12% of E-mail Users Have Responded To Spam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    12%?

    Really? I honestly thought it would be much higher...just basing that off of some of my daily interactions with people. It's a good thing breathing is an involuntary action, cause there are a lot of people out there who'd forget to.

  21. Re:Awesome! on Embedded Linux Achieves One-Second Boot Time · · Score: 1

    Meh. My macbook pro is so damned cool I don't boot it. I just think "I'd like to check slashdot" and in the blink of an eye, slashdot it open, I'm logged in, and sitting at preview for a +5 funny comment.

    It's truly amazing.

  22. Didn't need a book to know this on Why New Systems Fail · · Score: 4, Informative

    Not trying to be a jerk (hah, stupid buttface!) but the reason most new "systems" fail is for one of 4 reasons:

    1) the decision maker(s) not understanding the actual requirements thereby causing a situation where they end up with a system that doesn't fit their needs

    2) the third party or in-house developers not understanding the actual requirements thereby causing a situation where the system they've created either doesn't work or doesn't work as it should

    3) the new system is too complicated/buggy/worthless and the end users of the system refuse to use it and/or complain constantly (I HATE CHANGE!)

    4) all of the above.

    There are more, but those are the big 3.

  23. as an end user.... on Staying Afloat In a Sea of iPhone Apps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's both incredibly awesome and incredibly frustrating at the same time. I love that I can think of something and sure enough, there's an app for it. But at the same time, sometimes there's 50 apps doing basically the same thing and it's hard to weed the chaff from the grain.

    I don't think the bubble will burst, but it will level off some.

    There's only so many people world wide willing to plunk down money on an iphone, but the people that have, it's not like they're gonna stop buying/downloading apps.

  24. Re:Gentlemen! on Australia Considering P2P 'Three Strikes' Law · · Score: 1

    I understand that. I do. But again, there's this whole group-think thing going on here on slashdot. It's weird, seriously. A lot of people on here say that things are screwed up cause you've got these politicians reducing freedoms and whatnot by trying to pass these draconian laws, but at the same time, you've got a bunch of knuckleheads downloading every file they can....ILLEGALLY.

    So, which came first?

  25. Gentlemen! on Australia Considering P2P 'Three Strikes' Law · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can't download here, this is the war room!

    I don't pirate software, music, or anything else. I understand a lot of people do, however. The thing I don't get in all this, he's essentially correct. Downloading music or other files illegally should be punished.

    The problem is that there's no way to prove who actually downloaded the content illegally. I also don't understand the /. crowd and the belief that downloading stuff off the internet without paying for it (assuming it isn't offered freely) is just fine to do.

    I seriously don't get that. Why do people think it's okay to download stuff without paying for it?