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  1. Re:Who stands a better chance? on More on Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: -1

    it's quite easy to refute, you cockdraining moron. you find one fucking prime that, when run through the zeta function, maps to a non-axis location, and BINGO! you've refuted it.

    did you get all that? do i have to take it slower for your dumb fucking ass?

  2. Re:FP again? on More on Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: -1

    victory is thine

  3. FP for Riemann Sums on More on Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: -1

    Ronda was a babe. Blue eyes, Curly blond hair. She stood 5'4 inches tall, nice 34 c breast and the tightest little 34 inch ass you every put yours eyes on. Ronda always had a bright smile for every one at work, Riverside Nursing Home. She had been a Nurse Aide for 3 years now.

    She married young, to a guy name Bill. A drunk, bum, He hadn't worked in 3 years. Ronda put up with him for her daughter. They got married in high school, he had been her first and only man. Which now she regrets not playing field. Bill tried to be a macho man but, poor Ronda knew the truth. Bill had the smallest Dick, only 4 inches long.

    He always made her watch porno films with him. The first time she seen a foot long jumbo cock splitting open a tight pussy, she knew she had made a bad mistake. She had never had an orgasm with Bill, she always faked it. Each night she would dream of a big thick 12 inch cock pounding her tight wet pussy.

    Work was some times hard for her. Giving the old men a shower made her pussy so wet. They may have been old but, they sure had some big cocks. And when she was lucky one of them would get a big hard on for her. Ronda loved it, stroking a long cock. Some of the dirty old men would offer her money when she got them hard. But, she enjoyed it to much to do that.

    The best man of all was Mr. Jacks, very tall, big strong chest and a 14 inch cock and so thick. The first time she saw it, Ronda almost shit. He was a quite man. He never let Ronda wash his cock, he always did, he always looked into her big blue eyes. While he would be looking into her eyes, he would get huge, She always wondered if she could take something so big inside her young body.

    She would come home wet every day. Ronda never thought of fucking one of the old guys, she mite kill one of them. If she got one of them big cocks inside her, she mite not ever stop fucking it.

    One day at work she was washing one of her men. He started getting hard, that day she was so horny. She soaped her hands and grabbed his cock. She was stroking the length of his hard shaft. Her thumbs were massaging his cock head. She closed her eyes and was dreaming of a massive thick cock going in and out of her pussy. Faster she stroked him, squeezing him harder and harder. She got on her knees in front of the old guy, she started jerking him off. Faster and faster, she jerked his cock head, the poor old guy started cumming. She almost shit, she thought she killed him.

    Afterwards she went on her break, straight to the ladies room. Ronda needed to cum and fast. She ran to the stall, locked the door. With one hand on the wall her other hand went to her hot waiting pussy. Her long thin fingers glided into hot pussy. She had 4 inside herself, pumping so fast her wetness made the sucking noise. She came hard, her pussy squeezing her fingers. She pumped her hot love box harder and harder.

    She really liked that, She wondered how many of the old men she could get to cum for her From that day on, all of the men she took care of had smiles on there faces. Everyone except Mr. Jacks, he never let her near his big beautiful cock. Some of her other men were big but, not even close to his size. She wished he would let her do him.

    Time passed on, each day some made her little old men cum like hell or if they couldn't, she sure got them hard stroking their old cocks. One little old guy, tried to get her to suck him. He was sweet talking her big time. Telling her how sexy she was, how he wanted to hold her like she needed to be. Ronda got so horny, this old guy was good. Bill never talked to her like that. But, she resisted and just jerked him off extra good.

    But, she really wanted Mr. Jacks. She tried everything, like when they went to the shower room she would pull her already short skirt up more and bend over so he could she her panties. She would lean her hot little body on him while she washed his chest and back. She would caress his nipples and nibble on his ear. Nothing, She was going crazy, She wanted his big thick cock in her hands.

    Today was going to be the day she gets Mr.Jacks. She wore a see through bra, sheer bikini panties and her sexiest perfume. She was in heat for the old guy. She walked into his room swinging her sexy little hips like a whore on the prowl. Ronda walked up to his bed, reached under the covers and grabbed his massive cock and said, "Today I give the shower mister." He just smiled at her. In the shower room she sat him in his shower chair under the warm water. She stood beside him and slipped off her tight skirt to expose her near naked body.

    His eyes went up and down her young body stopping on her breast. His big strong hand reached and softly caressed her tender breast. Her body trembled with excitement, slowly he caressed her needy breast. He firmly pulled her close to him, his big hands went to her tight ass, squeezing it so gentle. Her knees weakened, her body was now resting on his chest.

    Ronda's face was on his neck while his hands explored her soft body. She was so hot, it felt like she would explode at any time. His long fingers found their way to her wet pussy, she spread herself as wide as she could for her man, her dream man. As he inserted 2 fingers inside her pussy, she came like never before. Her knees gave way, she was panting for air. Her pussy was having convolutions, squeezing his fingers harder than they ever did her.

    He held her on his lap just like a little baby, still finger fucking her while he was petting the rest of her body. She kept cumming, she couldn't stop, each time she came it was harder than the last. He now had his whole hand in her little pussy, she couldn't believe it, he was fisting her pussy. He laid her across his lap, his hand was fucking her pussy faster and faster. How much more could she cum? orgasm after orgasm her body kept going, she was about to faint, when he slowed down, she was in heaven.

    He continued caressing her body from top to bottom, ever curve, every hole. She just laid across his lap, enjoying it all. She started getting up but, almost fell. Her hand reached out to grab the shower bar. It missed and she had Mr. Jacks big beautiful cock in her hand. Ronda went to her knees in front of him, slowly she started to suck on the big purple cock head. It was so big, she opened her hot mouth as wide as she could. She sucked on it like a little girl with a loli pop. Her eyes rolled back in her head like a shark making a kill. His hands caressed her hair as she sucked the giant cock.

    Just as he was really getting good hard she heard her name called on the P.A. Ronda jumped up grabbing the towel, drying off as fast as she could. Her bra and panties were soaked, she could just go naked under her skirt. She thought she was in deep shit. When she got to the front desk, it was just ass hole Bill calling tell her to bring home some BEER.

    She got back to Mr. Jacks room. He was in bed already, She could see he was still a little hard. Ronda tried to finish but, he told her, "We have other days". and gave her a little wink. The rest of her day was great, she had never felt so good inside.

    From that day on she had Mr. Jacks cock in her hands for an hour each day. She would get the old guy so hard, then he would hold her across his lap and finger fuck her pussy. After a few minutes of that he would start working his whole hand inside her. She wanted his giant cock deep inside her but, he told her she needed to stretch out more so they could make love better. So, he fisted her a week before she was to get his monster cock.

    The big night finally came, she worked the night shift. Nothing every happened at night and the other nurses slept or fucked with each other. She wore her tightest skirt and see through bra and panties. Ronda was so hot and excited when she went into Mr. Jacks room. He was awake, waiting for her. His cock was so hard, it lifted the covers high in the air.

    Ronda slowly slipped off her skirt and slid into his bed for the best night of her life. He started caressing her breast, then sucking her hard little nipples. His hand worked it's way to her ready pussy, she spread out like butter. He worked his fingers and hand inside, Ronda was so wet his hand went right inside. She needed to feel that godzilla cock deep inside her.

    It was time, the moment her young pussy had been waiting for 3 years. She was going to get her pussy full of the biggest, thickest cock she had ever seen. He mounted her, she opened her legs wide. The cock head was pushing at her opening, slowly it stretched her tiny hole more and more open. The tight muscles in her hole relaxed as it went in. Her blood rushed to her pussy, it was throbbing. The apple size cock head was boring it's way deeper into her sweet pussy.

    She squeezed a nipple with one hand while the other was around the big cock Her tiny hand felt the cock going in. Ronda held it tight feeling the blood rushing inside it. She thought she was going to pass out, deeper the cock invaded her body.

    Her pussy almost hurt but, it was a good pain. The big cock was splitting her pussy wide open. She could feel it as it stretched the pussy walls. Deeper it went inside, where no one or nothing had every been. Then real pain came, he was at the back of her pussy ready to push through her uterus. Her inner cherry was gone, the cock was all the way in her young body. She trembled inside and out, how had she taken such a big thing inside her pussy

    They laid on the bed not moving, her pussy started to cum. It sucked on the cock, her body was on fire. She dug her nails into his back while she was gasping for air. Her thin legs wrapped around his waist, Ronda's hips were thrashing into the cock. Pushing it even more inside her. The orgasms kept cumming, one after another.

    He started pumping his cock in her tender little pussy. The orgasms got even harder, they hurt as she continued cumming, she couldn't stop. His cock pushed deep inside her, he held her tightly and ask, "Would you mind calling me DADDY?". She smiled softly and replied, "Anything for you."

    She looked into his eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy my pussy feels so good." He started fucking a little faster. Then she said, "Daddy FUCK your little baby." He went faster. "Fuck me Daddy, Fuck me." He pulled her legs to her breast. She pushed her head back into the pillow and gritting her teeth, "Daddy fuck me like you do Mommy." He pulled Ronda's legs open more. "Oh, yes, FUCK my hot pussy DADDY." He got on his knees and pushed in her hard. "Yes Daddy FUCK your little babies pussy hard."

    On his knees he was driving his giant cock in and out of her so hard. Ronda had also made a part of his dreams come true, FUCKING his daughter. "Faster Daddy, Faster." and he did. The poor old guy was fucking her like he was 25 again. "Go Daddy Go, FUCK me Daddy, YES, I'm cumming again." Her pussy came again and again.

    Mr. Jacks kissed her deep, Then all at once his monster cock started cumming hard. Filling her little pussy full of hot cum. He pumped her with full thrust shooting cum each time. She felt the cum filling her full, it ran down her ass and all over the bed.

    Ronda had never had anything like this happen, her body had never felt so good. From then on every Friday night she worked the late shift. And each Friday her pussy got the fucking of a life time.

    One Friday she was going to get Mr. Jacks really crazy. It was late when she slipped into his room. Ronda had little pig tails in her hair and wearing a school girl uniform. The skirt was real short, the blouse see through. when Jacks saw it his cock started growing so fast.

    Ronda slid into his bed getting on top of him. Tonight she was going to ride him, standing on her feet, Ronda lowered her hips to take in his cock. She began by saying, "Daddy my pussy is so wet." and was rubbing it on his cock. She pulled her panties over and let the giant cock intrude her body. Deeply it went in.

    She moved up and down the big cock, her legs muscles burned she was riding him so fast. Her pussy squeezed the pulsating cock with each thrust. She was about to cum when her tried legs gave out. WHAM, the cock drove deep inside of her. Ronda screamed with pain. Her pussy was cumming like never before, she was thrusting her hips and pulling hard on her hard nipples. They fucked for hours that night.

    Time went by, Mr. Jack had got sick. Ronda worried about him, if anything ever happened to him she would be so lost. One night she got a call from work, telling her he was asking for her. They told her his time was short, she raced to the home. When she got to him it was almost over. The poor guy was going fast, when he saw her he smiled big and told her how she made his last years so good. just before he died he told her he had a special surprise for her.

    He was gone, Ronda cried like a baby, her man was gone. She took time off work, but nothing helped replace her sweet man. One day the door bell rang, it was Mr. Jacks lawyer.

    He started telling her how his kids never liked him and he didn't have any body who cared for him. So, Mr. Jacks had left all his money, house and everything he had to her. She about shit when the lawyer told her his estate was valued at 2.6 million dollars.

    I met Ronda about a year ago, we hit it off first thing. She and I make love as much as we can. I'm not near the monster cock that Mr. Jacks had. But I make her cum good and hard.

    Well, that's Ronda's story. She wanted me to help write it.

  4. FP? on Snort Creator Makes Good · · Score: -1

    strange.

    very strange indeed.

    props to all dead jews

  5. Re:FP for Natalie and CLIT on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: -1

    this FP was synchronicity at work. i am at work and i did jack it.

  6. Re:If I could on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: -1

    this sounds like the "wait several months" button.

    i hear there's a similar button for VA LinuxSystemsSoftware, but it works a little faster.

  7. Re:First Post on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: -1

    ask for a refund

  8. FP for Natalie and CLIT on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I had just completed a long day of class up at school and was greatly looking forward to the party tonight. It was going to be a massive rave, with some great DJ's including Moby & Fatboy Slim playing all night. My girlfriend dumped me less than a week ago and I was back on the prowl, looking for a new hottie to occupy my thoughts for a while (or a night at the least). Raves are a great place to meet women, not only because the music is incredible, but the babes on ectasy are even more incredible. I never touch the stuff, but I always carry some on me just in case a hot chick asks for some.

    The cover charge to get in was a major bitch and the bouncers were assholes, but once I was inside, the party was incredible. I immediately went to the bar to get a drink, checking out on the way any girl-in-need I could find.

    I must have gotten there too late or too early, because there were very few girls dancing by themselves. Sure, there was the usual lesbian chicks getting it on (as much as legally possible in a club anyways), and the drunk off their ass, past their prime late 20's girls, but there were very few girls around my age who were alone. Finding one who was attractive was even harder. I had just settled in to what I thought would be a good rave, music wise, but low on the chick factor when I noticed a brunette, petite little hottie dancing close to where Moby was blasting "Go".

    As I got closer, I noticed just how stunning this girl was. She was wearing a white tank top, no bra and a pair of purple vinyl shorts. Big enough for a handful tits, just the way I like them, and one of the most tight asses I had ever seen. A hottie by anyone's standards. Her hair was drawn back in small ponytails to create a very sexy innocent look. Despite the flashing lights, I could tell her skin had a slight tint of middle eastern descent, something that turned me on even more. (I go for exotic, what can I say). She was dancing with her eyes closed so it was hard to make out her face fully, but something about her made her seem very familiar.

    When I got about 20 feet from her or so, this huge blond jock guy, obviously drunk, came up to her and began trying to carry on a conversation and dance with her at the same time. I couldn't make out what either were saying, but she seemed to at least not be blowing him off.

    Damn, I thought to myself, I guess she's taken too. I was about to turn around and head back to the bar to get another drink when I looked over my shoulder and saw that the hottie had stopped dancing and was getting quite angry with the jock. Being as she was very close to the speakers, it was damn near impossible to hear what she was saying to him, but I could tell from her expressions and body language it wasn't nice. The jock put his hands up in a defensive "hey, back off" stance, and slowly backed away from her. She watched him go then tried to get back into the groove of the music. I started to make my way back to her, but just as I was about to talk to her, Moby's session ended & Crystal Method came on. Moby walked off the platform where he was and came up to the girl, gave her a hug and then they started walking towards a back room area. Curious to see what they were up to, I casually made my way to the edge of the club, as close to the back hall where they stopped to talk as possible.

    Moby talked to the girl for a few minutes, then from his body language I could tell things got real uncomfortable for him, and he gave her a hug and walked off towards the dressing room area. She stood there for a few minutes looking dejected, wiping a few tears from her eyes. She regained her composure and started walking back my way. I quickly leaned back from out of her site, and tried to act as cool as possible. When she finally walked past me, I spoke to her.

    "Hey. You ok?"

    I must have scared her half to death because she jumped about a foot in the air, pivoting to turn and face me. Her eyes were looking right at mine, a deep and enchanting brown. She had some of the most beautiful eyes I had ever seen. I smiled at her when our eyes met.

    "Yea, I'm ok I guess. Why do all of you men have to be such assholes?" she said very defensively, but in an almost rhetoric way.

    "Hey, we aren't all that bad. I'd say 95 percent..no, 75...no, 30...ah hell maybe 2 percent of us aren't. If my last girlfriend is any authority, I probably make up 99% of the guys on a whole."

    That made her smile a little. "So you're the king of assholes then?"

    "Coming from my ex, I'm the King of Assholia."

    She laughed a little, a very fluttery kind of laugh that seemed to help calm her down a little. I took this as my cue to move on to the next step.

    "Listen, you still look a little down. Can I buy you a drink or..."

    "Actually, do you have an X?" she said, cutting me off My heart kind of raced a little. Here was this beautiful girl, not only talking to me, but asking for the one drug that basically IMPLIES that sex will be happening that night.

    I reached in my pocket, opened up an Altoids box (hey, they work as great cover) and pulled out a little white pill.

    She opened her mouth receptively, and I placed the pill on her tongue. She closed her mouth and smiled a mischievous little smile.

    "Thanks. Now, care to dance?"

    "If it will cheer you up, I'd love to"

    We went out on the dance floor and danced for 45 minutes or so, or basically until the drug went into effect. When I started noticing the effects of it, I leaned into her and said "Would you like to go somewhere a little more private?"

    Her face flustered and a little red from the dancing as well as the effects of the ecstasy, she nodded and I took her by the hand and led her off the floor. We got into my car and started driving back to my place.

    "I don't even know your name. My name is Dean. How about you?"

    "Wait a minute, you mean you don't even recognize me? Wow...that is so incredible"

    Feeling at a lose for words, I tried to recover. "Well, you look very familiar. But I'm no good with names and..."

    She threw her head back and laughed.

    "Ok, ok, I'll give you some hints. My name is Natalie...I've appeared in a few movies...probably the most recent one you might have seen I played a queen..."

    I slammed on the brakes of the car in the middle of traffic, causing the car behind me to swerve out of the way, it's horn blaring loudly.

    "Natalie Portman! YOUR NATALIE PORTMAN!"

    She kind of laughed sheepishly and said "Well, Portman's not my last name but yea, I guess I'm guilty as charged."

    "Oh wow. I mean, I knew you looked familiar but I must be a total idiot for not realizing THAT was who you are. I mean, you were in one of the biggest..."

    "Shhh," she said "I'm glad you didn't recognize me. It makes it even better for me."

    With that, she reached over and rubbed her hand up my leg, resting it finally on my crotch. I got hard instantly.

    I tried not to when she touched me, but just the combination of her hand and the realitization that I was about to bang one of the hottest stars in Hollywood caused me to literally jump out of the seat.

    I gassed the car and raced for my apartment. We made small talk on the way, discussing how she had dated Moby when she was 15 until just a month ago. That, she said, was why she was so upset tonight. When she saw him she tried to reconcile things with him but he wasn't interested, which made her hurt even more. He had been her first and only lover since she was 16, but the relationship fell apart when his last album became so successful and he was on the road too much. I told her I was sorry and that I'd try to make her feel better once we got to my place.

    I pulled into the parking garage and we walked hand in hand up to my apartment. Now, I don't live in a palace by any stretch, but I'd like to think that my apartment is at least a level or so better than most college kids dorms. I try to keep it clean, especially on nights like this when I hope to have a visitor (or two). I unlocked the door, being a gentleman and allowing her to walk in first. I turned on the lights and she quickly spun around and pulled me down to kiss me. She couldn't have been more than 5'4 but damn if she didn't pull me down to her height quick. Not wanting to hurt myself by bending down (I'm 6'1), I picked her up in my arms and brought her up to MY level. We embraced for what felt like hours, our tongues intertwining with each other, before she whispered into my ear "Take me. Now!"

    Not wanting to disapoint the little lady, I set her down and led her to my bedroom. I lifted her up and laid her down gently onto the bed on her back. I quickly kicked off my shoes and took off my shirt and pants, standing there in only my boxer shorts. She kicked her legs high, one at a time, flinging her cute little converse tennis shoes across the room.

    Scooting up to the edge of the bed, Natalie reached out her slender arms and took grasp of the elastic lining, pulling down slowly on it. She pulled the boxers down past my cock until it sprung free in all it's 8 inch glory, almost smacking her right in the face. Natalie took hold of it in her right hand, smiled up at me in that same mischievous smile, and slowly lowered her mouth onto the head.

    I don't know if it was just natural ability, some lesson she picked up some where or just the Ecstasy taking effect, but it wasn't long before Natalie was sucking me off like a pro. She would slowly shove my dick as far back into her throat as possible, savoring the feeling of it in her hot little teenage mouth, and then quickly pull her mouth off. She would do this rapidly and in succession, creating an incredible feeling. After about 5 minutes of this, she sensed that I was close to cumming and slowed things down a little bit. She tickled the head a bit with her tongue, running it all over, then focusing her attention to the shaft. Just when I was on the hilt of orgasm, she would change course and go to work on my balls or something else. Time flew by while all this was happening, with her incredible technique making me last 5x longer than usual. Finally, she speeded things up by sucking long and hard on about half of me, trying to bring me to orgasm. I felt it building in my balls, and I grasped her by the hair and pulled her face forward into my stomach. "UGGGHHHHHHH...Natalie, I'm cumming!" I cried out. She just grunted in approval as I shot what felt like a gallon of cum right down her throat. Like the blow job champ I'm now convinced she is, she was ready for me and swallowed almost all of it, although she didn't quite get it all down, allowing some to dribble out of the corner of her mouth and down onto her t-shirt very sexily. She wiped her mouth with her finger, tasting my cum again, smiled and said "Yummy. What's for desert?"

    "Oh, you'll see. Something that I think might be quite tasty."

    Without another word, I lifted her up on the bed and unzipped her cute little vinyl pants, sliding them down until she stepped out of them. Underneath, all she was wearing was a pair of lace red panties that barely covered her ass, let alone her snatch. I could make out a neatly trimmed bush underneath in the front, and her sweet little mound protruding a little bit, puffed up from all the action thus far.

    She lifted her arms up over her head and pulled her tank top off, revealing some of the most perfect breasts I have ever seen. Sure, some guys prefer large breasts over small, and Natalie was certainly no Pamela Anderson, but her breasts were just large enough to go extremely well with her petite little figure. Her nipples and areola's were a dark brown, very hard and looked stunning on her somewhat darkened skin.

    She stood there for a few moments and then decided to make a scene of her panty removal, something that made me grow hard again very quick. She slid her thumbs into the sides of them by her hips and gyrated her ass as she pulled her panties down to her knees. My suspicions had been correct, her bush WAS very neatly trimmed and her cunt WAS looking very aroused. I pulled her to her knees and embraced her. Our tongues danced with each other for a bit until I broke the kiss and laid her down gently onto the bed.

    Slowly I began licking my way up her legs, spending a great deal of time on her inner thighs, until I reached her neatly trimmed and fully aroused pussy. Her cunt lips were puffed out and just begging to be licked. I spread her lips open and slowly extended my tongue inside of her, tasting the sweetness. She had a unique taste, sweet and potent at the same time. I don't give a lot of girls head, but after the blow job I had just received I felt that she deserved something in return. All the while when I was licking her, darting my tongue in and out, finally finding her clit and sucking on it very softly, all I could hear were moans of pleasure coming from her "AAAAAAHHHHHH...MOOORRRREEEE!!!! DONT STOP!!!" moaned Natalie, her voice deepening as she cried out.

    I finally hit the right spot (I assume) when I took her clit in between my teeth and gently applied pressure. That did it for her, finally sending her over the edge and flooding my face with her lovely juices. She clamped her legs around my head and cried out in ecstasy as the orgasm shook her body. I strove to keep up by continuing to lick her and taste as much of her sweet honey as possible. She finally relaxed her legs from around my head, and panting and drenched with sweat, leaned down to kiss me and licked some of her own cum off that I had missed.

    By this time my dick was very hard again and was extended to almost 8 and a half inches simply from the marvel that was Natalie Portman's nude & nubile little body. I laid her down again and positioned myself in front of her tight little opening. I was expecting her to request a condom, but she reassured me:

    "I'm on the pill. My agent would KILL me if I wasn't."

    With that matter out of the way, I placed the head of my shaft at her opening again and slowly slid in. God she was tight. She certainly wasn't a virgin as she said she was, but damn if she still wasn't one of the hottest and tightest fucks I've had. She sighed in pleasure as my dick finally hit her cervix, buried in her to the hilt. I slowly began withdrawing and reentering her at a very slow tempo, gradually increasing pace. Natalie was matching me, grinding her pussy and clit onto my dick as I drove in and out of her. After close to 10 minutes of this gradually faster pace, I was hitting near break-neck speed and the friction was driving Natalie crazy. "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!! IM CUUMMMMMMIINNNNGGGGG!!!!" she screamed loudly, as her second orgasm of the evening hit her and flooded out onto my cock.

    That was enough to send me over the edge, and I thrust in two more times before finally pulling Natalie close and erupting a geyser of cum inside her. I could feel it hit her pussy walls and some of it flood out of her hot cunt onto the sheets beneath us.

    Having both been spent, we laid back on the bed and caught our breath for a few minutes. Later we talked about her film career, my family life, and we each discussed our ideas for the future. After talking for nearly two hours, I was getting sleepy (it was already 5:30 in the morning) but apparently Natalie was hardly tired. She pulled back the sheets some and laid her head on my stomach while she started playing with my dick with her small hand.

    "You know...there was one sexual conquest Richard (Moby's real name) never did have, but only because he didn't want it," Natalie said softly.

    "What was that?" I asked, as I played with her soft brown hair.

    "Well, I always wanted to try it...you know...from behind..." she said, her face turning a deeply flushed red.

    "Hey, I'm here to do whatever the little lady wants," I said, smiling at her.

    "You mean it? Oooo...I'm getting hot just thinking about it!" she said excitedly.

    "Just relax and let me take care of things," I said. "First, we need a little lubrication"

    She quickly caught on, and went to work sucking and wetting down my dick with her hot starlet mouth. I was already hard from talking about her request, so it was very difficult for me not to pull her head down and turn the quick-lube into a blowjob. After my cock was nice and wet, I rolled her over and had her stick her ass in the air. I leaned down and licked around her anus, getting it nice and moist. Out of instinct her sphincter muscles contracted when my tongue touched her, but I told her that she had to relax them if she didn't want any pain. She obliged, and after getting her ass semi-lubricated, I placed the head of my dick at her virgin anus opening. Slowly, I pushed in. Her ass was the tightest thing I had ever felt and while it felt extremely good, it also made my dick turn almost blood red. Natalie leaned her head into the pillow, biting on it. Finally I got most of my shaft into her, and like when I was in her pussy, I kept the pace nice and slow, building up speed over time.

    "Oh god! I feel so full!" said Natalie

    It wasn't nearly as long this time though before I felt my load approaching. Natalie was close to coming too, as she had been playing with her clit while I slid in and out of her ass. Thrusting into her at a faster pace than before, I finally pushed in harder than I had before and shot wad after wad of cum deep into her ass. Natalie orgasmed a few seconds after I did, and groaned loudly as she came for the third time that night. I pulled out of her and we both laid back on the bed again.

    "Was that what you were expecting?" I asked.

    Still in a daze, Natalie said "It was so much better than I expected,"

    Natalie left later that day after we both got 6 hours of well deserved sleep. She left her number and email address and told me to call her sometime. We still see each other every now and then, but with her busy off shooting movies and her school, and me with my school, we never get to relive the passion of that night. Hopefully someday, we will.

  9. Re:Linux is Dead by pwpbot on Drawing For The Blind · · Score: -1

    what browser does this widen?

  10. Re:Atari.com on Atari's 30th Anniversary · · Score: -1

    http://www.fuckedcompany.com/den/

    remember Digital Entertainment Network? my god. view it at work if you dare. funny fucking shit.

  11. no one gives a shit on Linux PDA From China · · Score: -1

    go home

  12. RINUX PDA FROM PEOPLE REPUBRIC on Linux PDA From China · · Score: -1

    RED FLAG RINUX@!!!!

    fp niggaz

  13. Re:Fred Barnesley, is that you? on Built For Use · · Score: -1

    wha?

  14. Re:FFP on Built For Use · · Score: -1

    so why do people claim AC FPs? doesn't that seem a little desperate?

  15. Re:I'm helping a Liberal Arts major design a websi on Built For Use · · Score: -1

    you're wasting your fucking time. give the liberal arts major a wet rag and tell them to bus and wipe the kitchen table. then, while they're doing that, write them a web page. liberal arts majors cannot actually do anything, and teaching them to write a web page is equivalent to teaching a monkey to do surface integrals -- hope you've got some time on your hands, and nothing that depends on the outcome.

  16. Re:klerck shall live on..... on Built For Use · · Score: -1

    Klerck's not dead, fool

  17. FFP on Built For Use · · Score: -1

    Fast Fourier Post

    for all the underpriveleged, starving CLITS

  18. Re:Ah, thank god... on GNOME 2.0 Released · · Score: -1

    knowing what we know about Katz's puny man-sprig and Taco's well-travelled hershey highway, i think you mean 5% instead of +5.

  19. MOD PARENT UP on Pet Bugs? · · Score: -1

    that was so awesome!!! :D

  20. Re:Ah, thank god... on GNOME 2.0 Released · · Score: -1

    yeah, i had a small problem with someone blowing three upmods on me a week ago. luckily someone took me back down 3 pegs a few days later.

    -1 is my comfort zone.

  21. FUCK GNOME on GNOME 2.0 Released · · Score: -1

    eff pee nigs

    for the CLIT, o'course

  22. Re:First Criminals on UK Parliament to ban DoS Attacks · · Score: -1

    +5 Funny!!!!!

    hahahaha I Love This Place :) :) :) :) :) :D :D :D :D

  23. fucking chinks on Learning Wireless Java · · Score: -1

    i want to burn that shirt-and-tie wearing chink faggot on the Sourceforge ads. his place is in a laundry, not a development team.

  24. Re:CLIT IN THE HOUSE on Learning Wireless Java · · Score: -1

    thank you!!

    Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

    It's been 3 seconds since you hit 'reply'!

  25. Re:Oh great! on Is Linux Dead? · · Score: -1

    you keep your cereal in the fridge?

    or are you talking about ketamine?

    i don't like ketamine.