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Linux PDA From China

hama writes "There is a new Linux PDA from China from a Beijing Firm Golden Global View who has been in the PDA/Digital Dictionary Market in China/Hong Kong/Taiwan for some time. The model is WalkPad GP1288 with a SRP of RMB1288 in China. Use the fish if you cannot read Chinese." My favorite fishism in here is the "The whole world is in sole possession of the Chinese Linux operating system, steadily beats a drum to announce the start of a watch the freedom."

186 comments

  1. Fish. by Oily+Tuna · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favorite fishism in here is the "The whole world is in sole possession of the Chinese Linux operating system, steadily beats a drum to announce the start of a watch the freedom."

    Let's hope it doesn't flounder.

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    1. Re:Fish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The whole world is in sole possession of the Chinese Linux operating system, steadily beats a drum to announce the start of a watch the freedom."

      Alterntive translation: all your bases are belong to us.

    2. Re:Fish. by Dynamoo · · Score: 1
      "The splendid Internet along with grasps, the electronic mail immediately holds above transmits."

      It's fantastic isn't it?

      Seriously though, this is one helluva big market, but I thought the Chinese had sold their souls to Microsoft and Chairman Gates with his Little Red copy of "Business @ The Speed of Shite"?

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    3. Re:Fish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really bad translation by Fish.The original text read: Powered by the unique, flexible and stable Chinese Linux operating system.

    4. Re:Fish. by rseuhs · · Score: 2
      "The whole world is in sole possession of the [..] Linux operating system [..]"

      Finally! World domination! ;-)

    5. Re:Fish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your base are belong to us!

  2. Linux on PDA, SO? by WellHungYungWun · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Most of the people using the PDA's won't even have a clue what Linux is, or how it came about. The only thing my Boss cares about on his PDA is if it can sync with his email. Let's face the facts, the only reason the companies would even try to leverage Linux over Palm is completely due to licensing costs. I feel PalmOS is a Superior OS for PDA's, proven thus far, but I can't speak for much as I have only compared it to WinCE.

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    "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
    1. Re:Linux on PDA, SO? by WellHungYungWun · · Score: 0

      Ok, I see you have been tapping into the bong water. ;^D

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      "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
    2. Re:Linux on PDA, SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would Use FREEDOS.
      Why bothering with multitasking and multiusers. DOS , do it simple(tm).

  3. not cool... by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Funny
    My favorite fishism in here is the "The whole world is in sole possession of the Chinese Linux operating system, steadily beats a drum to announce the start of a watch the freedom."


    Now now, remember when you laugh at a person for not getting your native tounge just right, its because they bothered to learn *your* lanaguage. Most Americans dont speak more than English, so it's not fair to make fun of this Mr. Fish. To Mr. Fish, we're sorry!

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    1. Re:not cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      uhh...that was made by the www.altavista.com translator, not a real person. Its hard as hell to program a translator to get all forms of grammer from launguage to language right.

    2. Re:not cool... by ChiPHeaD23 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if a program could spell grammar correctly... in any launguage.

    3. Re:not cool... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Actually, it must be a miss-translation. You see, It states that the Chineese government, the same fun-loving government that has killed more of it's own citizens in the past 40 years than the Nazis killed Jews during the second World War, is "beating a drum that announces the start of freedom" (translation cleaned up a bit). Let's hope that our law makers don't start using this standard to measure our freedoms.

    4. Re:not cool... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Not if was coded by a Slashdotter...

      Where did the "grammer" misspelling come from, anyhoo?

    5. Re:not cool... by Jonavin · · Score: 2

      OK, my Chinese is very limited but it looks like it's trying to say:

      "The world standard Chinese Language Linux Operating System. More stable, More freedom."

      Although, that's not as funny as the fish translation.

    6. Re:not cool... by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

      Actually, it doesn't appear to be the grammar. It's more a matter of vocabulary. Specifically, words that look alike but mean different things. Quality translation programs, the ones that help automate translations by professionals, give choices for these words for the translator to choose from and don't translate them automatically.

      My favorite is: "the abundant electric power at will supplements." Sounds like free energy!

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    7. Re:not cool... by Clarencex · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I cannot let that pass. This is total bullshit spread by the same Christian militia wingnuts who tell you the Chinese eat fetuses. Please don't believe the hype

    8. Re:not cool... by Doviende · · Score: 1
      "The whole world is in sole possession of the Chinese Linux operating system"

      This clearly translates as "w3 0wnz j00 wit R Linux l33tness."

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      "The value of a man resides in what he gives,
      and not in what he is capable of receiving."
      --Albert Einstein
    9. Re:not cool... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      "The whole world is in sole possession of the Chinese Linux operating system, steadily beats a drum to announce the start of a watch the freedom."

      I'm sure that most marketing hype sounds like this if it were interpreted literally.

  4. I want a PDA that does this! by chopper749 · · Score: 1

    eXpardable: Highly expands the application space, unceasingly promotes the individuality world which renews;

  5. Splendid by AVee · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    "Networking: The splendid Internet along with grasps, the electronic mail immediately holds above transmits."

    I think i'll pass for now, call me when there is an English version. Though I agree that the internet is splendid and it sometimes makes me grasp.
    Thus above transmits mean I can only use AboveNet?

    But I must say the thing looks cool. They could sell some more if they made an English version I guess...

    1. Re:Splendid by Kphrak · · Score: 2

      Though I agree that the internet is splendid and it sometimes makes me grasp.
      Thus above transmits mean I can only use AboveNet?


      You know...the parent post, which requests an English version, looks a lot like someone translated it from Chinese in the Fish. The REALLY sad thing is that AVee seems to be a native English speaker. ;)

      I've often been startled by how easily foreigners can pick up the insane babbling that is English (no flames please, I love our language but it is a hodgepodge of about ten other languages)...and how horribly people can speak it who have it as a first language.

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      There's no sig like this sig anywhere near this sig, so this must be the sig.
    2. Re:Splendid by Kphrak · · Score: 2

      Whoops...the guy was quoting. My fault; sorry AVee. ;)



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      There's no sig like this sig anywhere near this sig, so this must be the sig.
  6. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now you can support the freedom of Linux and the oppression of the PRC at the same time!

  7. Unfortunately... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately... the 10,000 button Chinese keyboard won't ship until next year. They're still developing a way to make a stylus on the molecular level.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Unfortunately... by carlos_benj · · Score: 4, Funny

      I lost 5 karma points over mentioning I had a gf.

      Your wife moderating again?

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      --

      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    2. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!!! That was good man. :)

      NanoGator

    3. Re:Unfortunately... by Triones · · Score: 1

      This is not funny. You (and those moderators) are just ignorant. There are Chinese handwriting input systems for many years. For example, Penpower has a software for Palm so that you can just write chinese characters with your stylus.

    4. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a number of ways to input Chinese using English keyboard. I have CJKOS installed on my Palm IIIxe, and I write Chinese on it daily.

    5. Re:Unfortunately... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "This is not funny. You (and those moderators) are just ignorant.

      Actually the joke was about the ignorance that most people have about chinese keyboards. Very few non-asians have any idea what they're like. That's why my comment was funny. Chinese using 10,000 key keyboard isn't the joke, the joke is people not knowing any better.

      The clue that I was being sarcastic was here: "the 10,000 button Chinese keyboard won't ship until next year.

      It's kind of like in the South Park Movie when the Americans were laughing at the Canadians about saying 'aboot' instead of about. That scene really wasn't making fun of the Canadians, but the American's silly reaction to a different pronounciation of a word. It was rather amusing watching a Canadian friend of mine get all upset about it because he didn't pay attention to what was really happening. He thought South Park was anti-Canadian.

      You kind of remind me of that guy. Pity, my sarcastic comment was expressing your view about people's ignorance of asian culture. I kinda thought you of all people would find it funny.

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      "Derp de derp."
    6. Re:Unfortunately... by ashitaka · · Score: 2

      Your friend is probably unique in that respect. South Park the Movie was obviously pointing out what moronic idiots Americans are.

      That Americans ACTUALLY think that most Canadians say "aboot" is adequate proof.

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    7. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though, the Sopranos is so true.
      And funny :)HAHAHHAHA prr wueeek

    8. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, it's hand writing, no noisy buttons needed.

    9. Re:Unfortunately... by hey! · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's really convenient to input chinese text on a PDA. I know people who use their Chinese Palm Pilots to send e-mail because of its convenience.

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  8. What about Zaurus? by i64X · · Score: 0

    With the cost of the Walkpad unit itself, plus the price to import one, I think I'd rather have a Zaurus. The Zaurus has a higher resolution (not to mention COLOR) screen, and looks a little more polished. Albeit a bit larger. In a few months you'll probably be able to pick up a Zaurus on Ebay for a couple hundred bucks. Personally, I'd rather have a Zaurus than one of these, although it's nice to see embedded Linux popping it's head up in all these different places. :)

    1. Re:What about Zaurus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like this guy's arse!

  9. so what's so new? by sensui · · Score: 1

    "There is a new Linux PDA from China ...

    ... in China/Hong Kong/Taiwan for some time."

    So what's so new about this gadget?

    1. Re:so what's so new? by thelexx · · Score: 2

      OMG. The PDA is new, the company is not. How hard was that? I suggest staying inside today...

      LEXX

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      "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
    2. Re:so what's so new? by unformed · · Score: 2

      So what's so new about this gadget?
      /. just heard about it.

    3. Re:so what's so new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their old products are not Linux based.

  10. that's about $156 according to xe.com by caffeineboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    1,288.00 CNY = 156.744 USD
    1 China Yuan Renminbi = 0.121695 USD
    1 United States Dollars = 8.21724 CNY

    also:
    1,288.00 CNY = 159.042 EUR

    Since I don't have that currency conversion in my head.

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  11. Re:this is great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes , yes it does.

    The Ipaq is 10 times faster when you run linux instead of that crappy microsoft OS on it.

    and every other PDa would achieve massive speed and stability increases by simply switching to a modern, stable OS instead of staying with the out-dated and poorly written Microsoft products.

    This is the year 2002, quit using computer software written for babies and toddlers.. start using a real OS/apps..... LINUX!

  12. Another page for the same device? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 3, Informative

    Elsewhere on the page, there's a link with "Linux" in the text, which brings up this page (with even more amusing Fish-isms) which appears to be the same device with better pictures.
    Anyone have any well-translated info on this?

    1. Re:Another page for the same device? by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      Grrr.... my company recently put in a filter that inexplicably blocks babelfish.altavista.com

      Why in the world would you block *that*!? (unless it is because you can enter a URL for a non-english porn site to get past the filter?)

    2. Re:Another page for the same device? by Copperhead · · Score: 1

      Quite simple. If you're behind a firewall, just find a site you want to view (even in english) and set the fish to translate from some foreign language to english. Since babelfish will leave words alone it doesn't recognize, as long as your english page doesn't have words in the previously mentioned foreign language, your page will be left alone.

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      Your reality is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. - Baron Munchausen
    3. Re:Another page for the same device? by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      Ah, I guess that makes sense, thanks.

      I ran into another silly case where they have lists.samba.org blocked. When I asked about this the reply was "it is an internet newsgroup, we block those".

      So, mailing list archives are blocked as a group because newsgroups are 99% non-work-related in someone's view.

      So, I just use google cache and can get to the content. Shhh, don't tell them or they might block google as well!

      Filters just don't work. (duh)

    4. Re:Another page for the same device? by Triones · · Score: 1

      That page is an announcement of a Linux PDA software design contest. First price is 100,000 (taiwan dollar).

    5. Re:Another page for the same device? by Bauhinian · · Score: 1

      That babelfish link is attempting to translate a Big5-encoded page when it can only handle GB encoding for Chinese, hence the resulting total gibberish. Try worldlingo.com if you want to look at a machine translation of that page (http://cgi.taiwan.cnet.com/global_view/index.htm) .

  13. hmmm by kaoshin · · Score: 0

    Exactly how does this thing walk?

  14. my translation of that line by bzhou · · Score: 1

    The only Chinese linux PDA in the world, more stable and more free(dom).

  15. My translation attempt by scotty · · Score: 5, Informative

    It goes something like this...

    [Specification]
    * Model: Retail Price: 1498 Yun (~ USD$181)
    * CPU: Toshiba TX3911 (MIPS Architecture) 58MHZ 32bits
    * ROM: 32M NANDFlash
    * RAM: 16M SDRAM
    * Screen: 160*240 STN16 Grey Scale, Hand writing recognition
    * IrDA: 115200bps max
    * Backlite: EL Backlite (??)
    * Battery: Lithium Battery, 680mAh, 8 hours, stand-by 1 month

    [Main Functions]
    * Linux System: Chinese Linux system first in the world! More stable and more free (in the liberal sense)
    * Infrared: International standard infrared transmission for short distance communication.
    * Networking: Portable Internet access allows you to send emails from your palm (literally).
    * Usb: High speed USB transmission. (It sounds like that it can be recharged from the USB cable, hmmm...)
    * eXpandable: Highly expandable that give you space for upgrade.
    * 32Mb Flash memory, 16Mb RAM, usable space up to 8.4 million Chinese character.
    * MP3 play-back ability. Digital recording.
    * Portable detachable (??) keyboard.
    * Digital (??) library.
    * Powerful dictionary with 110,000 English -> Chinese and 60,000 Chinese -> English dictionary. Other dictionaries are available for download.
    * Personalised reminder/notification in voice, vibration and flashing lights (or something like that).

    Note that I've removed some marketing terms 'coz I have no idea how to translate them, and they are nothing useful than praising how good/great/powerful it is.

    1. Re:My translation attempt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your transaltion is not accurate.It should be:

      * Linux System: the Only Chinese Linux System in the world! More stable ...

    2. Re:My translation attempt by njdj · · Score: 1

      You missed the page footer, the last line of which says "Please use IE4.0 ..."

  16. Dodges saves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    According to the Fish, it has 32 MB of "Dodges saves."

    What on earth are "dodges saves?"

    1. Re:Dodges saves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A happy grade for the yearning filth shovel. Forty knocks.

    2. Re:Dodges saves by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

      flash RAM flash----dodge RAM----saves. related, right? Anyway, I am a Chinese.

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  17. actually useful by johnjones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    maybe this will be actually useful but I dont see what they are useing as the windowing system

    also they use the Toshiba TX3911 a MIPS but they clock it real low

    (the tx39XX was the part done for sony EE was it not ?)

    and anyone who has actually tried to use a sharp zarus when away from the office knows its not much use as the power dies because of the LCD the same is true of fancy CE machines
    (when will people learn that haveing your contacts in colour is pointless if you cant see it better to go with greyscale and have a couple of extra hours of use)

    they claim USB & networking is this built in ?
    (I dont remember tosh doing a mips part with eth MAC on chip)

    my hopes are high that this will work I am curious to how they get input and what they use to display CJK chars

    regards

    john jones

    1. Re:actually useful by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

      Displaying of CJK characters has been solved when there was only less than 1M RAM on every computer. And this one use pen input method to input Chinese character.

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      There is a spark in every single flame bait point.
    2. Re:actually useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It uses something called Microwindow environment. It's unfortunate that the real information is lost in the terribly designed and difficult to navigate web site.

      Here's the page that's much more informative
      http://www.ggv.com.cn/pda2/tap/tapdoc ument/detail. php?which=8

      According to this article, they will at least follow GPL and release their source code as well.

  18. Maybe it was lost on the fist, but by Gameboy70 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shouldn't that be the WokPad?

  19. The turtle will crush us all! by mynads · · Score: 0

    Fishism: Contains the fence exhausted the regulation turtle defends the luck. In other words, with a little luck, you can build a fence that will exhaust the turtle and he won't come after you.

  20. What is the benifit? by pagercam2 · · Score: 2

    With linux for the iPaQ do we really need to discuss a platform with less memory, slower processor, less polished Linux port and (wait for it, wait for it) documentation in English (assuming most /.ers don't read chinese). Just buy the iPaQ and be happy.

    1. Re:What is the benifit? by bstadil · · Score: 1
      Just buy the iPaQ and be happy.

      One argument against this would be to avoid the MicroSoft tax as the iPaq comes with PocketPC.

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    2. Re:What is the benifit? by shadow303 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, buy a zaurus and avoid the Microsoft tax.

      --
      I've got a mind like a steel trap - it's got an animal's foot stuck in it.
    3. Re:What is the benifit? by Jay+Carlson · · Score: 2
      If that price analysis above is correct, you can buy three of these devices at $160 for the price of a single Zaurus.

      I still think there's a niche for low-end Linux PDAs. Of course, Softfield is selling their improved 16M, battery-charging Agenda VR3 hardware for ~$130 as well...

  21. You know, Babelfish translations... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...usually turn out only slightly more grammatically incorrect than the write-ups some of the editors here on Slashdot do.

    - A.P.

    --
    "Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
  22. More Splendid Would Be The Divine: -4; Ashcroftian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blessing from the chief resident and crackhead who currently lives in The White House

    Thanks and have a marijauna-induced weekend.

  23. Conversion... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Interesting how one Yuan is about 1 eighth of a dollar, since the Yuan (in 1911) was originally based upon the dollar Mex, or Mexico 8 Reales (Piece of 8) ;-)

    This Linux business certainly can't be too popular in Redmond after yesterday's announcement.

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    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  24. chinesse-english-russian by sivanov · · Score: 1

    (crawling back to a chair from the floor) It reminds me "Galactic News Network" from "A Fire Upon The Deep" by Vernor Vinge. Language path and stuff. Even more fun. "Babel, translations are trolling a fish". "All the world is in the singe possession of Linux of a chinesse man, steadily defeating the drum...". Visit http://www.translate.ru . They are also selling their stuff, really.

  25. Direct Translation of fishism by Vairon · · Score: 1

    According to my Chinese co-worker, the direct translation is something like this:

    The world's solely Chinese Linux operating system, more stable and more free.

    After much discussion with him about what "the world's solely" meant, we came to the conclusion that in English the best translation is: "the world's unique" as in,

    Unique in the whole world, the Chinese operating system is more stable and more free (as in freedom).

    1. Re:Direct Translation of fishism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's 'bout:

      "The only Chinese Linux operating system so stable and free."

  26. Dodge Saves by fm6 · · Score: 2

    OK, inquiring minds want to know: what's this Chinese text that you translate as "ROM" and BabelFish translates as "Dodge Saves"?!

    1. Re:Dodge Saves by scotty · · Score: 1

      Actually, "ROM" is not really correct, either. It should be translated into "Flash Memory". "Flash" --> "Dodge" and "Memory" --> "Save". Well you get the point.

    2. Re:Dodge Saves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of 'Save' as 'Write', and think of 'Dodge' as 'Avoid'.
      'Dodge Saves' then becomes 'Avoid Writes', which can then be interpreted as 'Read Only'. I suppose the 'Memory' is implied.
      It sort of makes sense... I guess.

    3. Re:Dodge Saves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flash memory:

      dodge -> blink, evade
      save -> memory

    4. Re:Dodge Saves by Bauhinian · · Score: 1

      Literally, the original term is "flash storage". Since a Chinese character can be a noun or a verb depending on context (just like English), "storage" can be interpreted as "(to) store" or "(to) save". The character for "flash", in modern colloquial use, can also stand for the action "to dodge" (since dodging can be described as moving in a flash...). Hence the mistranslation "dodge save".

    5. Re:Dodge Saves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's this Chinese text that you translate as "ROM" and BabelFish translates as "Dodge Saves"?!

      Separately these two charactors can mean one of

      {flash, blink, flicker, evade, dodge} {store, save, exist, (computer) memory}

      but together only flash memory makes sense as a single word, as everybody (human) can tell.

  27. Re:this is great? by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 1

    Yes! Fanatacism!

    Fuck software, we want handhelds powered by ideals!

    Sorry to make fun, but you're clearly an idiot. You are the reason I can't convince my boss to run linux on our local webserver. You just spout off completely unfounded "facts" about linux, but where's the hard data that says linux is "10 times faster"?

    This is the year 2002, and it's high time we started evaluating our software based on it's merits as software, not it's idealistic value.

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  28. Cool! by fm6 · · Score: 2

    Uh, you do know that Babelfish isn't a person, right? It's software. Always cool to make fun of software!

    1. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking retard. I hope you know this.

    2. Re:Cool! by hzhu · · Score: 1

      The translation is quite strange. The original is "world unique Chinese Linux operating system. More stable, more freedom".

      It's mysterious where the "beat a drum" comes from. I thought it's somebody making fun. But then I tried just this sentence and Mr. Fish actually said so.

  29. GP1288 page on the Taiwanese website by scotty · · Score: 1

    I went and browse the Golden Global View's Taiwanese website, and found more information there (the web pages are in Chinese).

    Funny that big the blue'ish text across the top of the page, with "blood" dripping from above, says "Even Bill Gates is scared". :)

    Anyway, it appears to be using some 32-bit RISC processor running at 58Mhz, weight at 139g, with a jog dial, and there's lots of emphasis on the freedom Linux has given you. It *is* charged from its USB cable. However, it does not seem to have any external expansion capability, i.e. more memory via SD or CF.

  30. Imagine that. by Photar · · Score: 1

    Equipment made in China thats actually owned by a chinese company. Imagine that.

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    He who knows not and knows he knows not is a wise man. He who knows not and knows not he knows not is a fool.
  31. Fishism by Wrexen · · Score: 2

    I think the /. editors are probably the last people that should be making quips about grammar, especially aimed at a system that can spell correctly

    (-1, Flamebait)
    (-1, Troll)

  32. No! Chinese! by fm6 · · Score: 2

    I've always wanted a Chinese PDA. Good way to learn the language.

    1. Re:No! Chinese! by deeping · · Score: 1

      You can try CJKOS (http://www.dyts.com/) if you have a Palm device.

  33. Re:this is great? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just what we need. another fucking clueless linux zealot.

    i vote the above post the most pointless microsoft-bashing post of the day.

    fuck you.

  34. My new motto... by DrMegaVolt · · Score: 1

    from the fish: "The high speed USB transmission, the information exchanges, the abundant electric power at will supplements"

  35. It runs CDE by default... by plasticpixel · · Score: 1

    I assume it ships with CDE by default?

    CDE = Communist Desktop Environment

    1. Re:It runs CDE by default... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you are a PRIME representative of this community. Open code, closed mind.

      God-damned American. So immature, and so introverted. Quite amusing, really.

  36. die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eh, sue me.

  37. Chinese inputs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either pinyin input or maybe pen devices.

  38. Re:Chinese are Godless Commies by pz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Not any more. The 9th District Court of Appeals ruled earlier this week that the Pledge of Alegience is unconstitutional because it violates church-state separation due to the inclusion (from the 50s, thanks to Macarthyism) of the phrase "under God."

    We are, once again, godless, at least in the 9th Circuit.

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  39. And People Raves by fm6 · · Score: 2
    Thanks for the explanation.
    Since a Chinese character can be a noun or a verb depending on context (just like English)...
    Well, yes, that's the way we use English. But there are a zillion prescriptive grammar books that insist that nouns are nouns and verbs are verbs, and never the twain shall meet. This is linguistic nonsense (hello! English and Latin do not have the same grammar!) but that doesn't prevent Grammar Fundamentalists from flamming you whenever you noun a verb. Say, "A Good Read" on certain newsgroups, and you'll see what I mean.
    1. Re:And People Raves by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      There's a pithy comment about modern English, embraced within inverted commas forthwith:

      "We love to verb nouns."

    2. Re:And People Raves by rodentia · · Score: 2

      Uh, rave.

      In fact, there is a perfectly grammatical means of nouning a verb, its called a gerund: The umpteenth running of the Great Deerwood Woodtick Races.

      And, um, flaming.

      The Flaming Grammarians are all wet here. Modern grammar recognizes usage as paramount and grammar neither more nor less normative than spelling or the convention of the signifier itself. Which is not to say that some verbification should not be challenged: *deplane* is just plain misguided. Its construction follows no known rule but that of laziness.

      The very idea of a *prescriptive* grammar outside the domain of synthetic (as opposed to natural, unfortunate distinction that) language is laughable.

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    3. Re:And People Raves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      there are a zillion prescriptive grammar books that insist that nouns are nouns and verbs are verbs, and never the twain shall meet.

      act age answer ape appeal attack bag bang belch bike blanket bowl box brush bump burn burp call cage camp cap chase cheer coast coat cold color comb cook copy cup dance date drain dream dress drink drive drum duck end face fake fall fan feed feel fence fight film fish finish float fly form frown glue ground guide hate help hold hike hit hook hug interest joke jump kiss laugh lead lives lie light lock look love march market meet move mug nail name need nest note number oil open pack pair park part party patch peel pet photograph pick place plane plant play plug point question raft rain reach repair rest ride ring rock roll row run salt saw scream seat shake shape ship shop shovel show signal sink skate ski slice slide smell smile smoke snake snow sound splash stamp stand star stop store study support sweat table taste thread throw time tired touch tour trap trash treasure treat trip truck trumpet try turn vacuum visit volley walk wash watch water wave weed whisper whistle will wish work yawn yell

    4. Re:And People Raves by Arker · · Score: 2

      Prescriptive grammarians tend to slavishly expect English to follow Latin. In reality, English is closer to Chinese than Latin in structure (though not, of course, in vocabulary.) 'Verbing' is a common zero-transform in Germanic languages generally, and that tendency is most pronounced in English.

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    5. Re:And People Raves by fm6 · · Score: 2
      Prescriptive grammarians tend to slavishly expect English to follow Latin. In reality, English is closer to Chinese than Latin in structure (though not, of course, in vocabulary.) 'Verbing' is a common zero-transform in Germanic languages generally, and that tendency is most pronounced in English.

      Reproduced without permisssion!!!!

      Well, that might have been true when English was a dialect of German. But after a few centuries of people trying to use English as if it were a corrupt form of Latin, we've got all kinds of inflectional structures we're basically stuck with. I still hesitate to split an infinitive!
    6. Re:And People Raves by Arker · · Score: 2

      Well, that might have been true when English was a dialect of German. But after a few centuries of people trying to use English as if it were a corrupt form of Latin, we've got all kinds of inflectional structures we're basically stuck with. I still hesitate to split an infinitive!

      Actually, despite all of those years of prescription against it, the language has nonetheless been shedding inflectional structures at record pace. ESI (English sin infleción) is actually understandable in most cases, though it sounds funny. Try that even in Chaucers day and it would have been total gibberish.

      "When I split an infinitive, I split it so it goddamn-well stays split." - Raymond Chandler.
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  40. Regulation turtle? by fm6 · · Score: 2

    I'm almost afraid to ask!

    1. Re:Regulation turtle? by Skirwan · · Score: 3, Funny
      Regulation turtle?

      I'm almost afraid to ask!
      A regulation turtle is a turtle that is sized and weighted in accordance with National Turtle League (NTL) specifications. To play a regulation game of turtle one must use a regulation turtle inflated to optimal pressure on a regulation field.

      Note that this is entirely distinct from a regulation sea turtle, which is used exclusively for sea turtle polo.

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      Damn the Emperor!
    2. Re:Regulation turtle? by fm6 · · Score: 2

      And I thought it was the turtle in charge of regulation, as opposed to the Rave Dance Turtle. My mistake.

  41. Obviously not by fm6 · · Score: 2

    I'm too retarded! Duh!

  42. wonderful 'fishisms' by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Has the MP3 broadcast function, ultra long time digital sound recording

    Not to enforce any negative cultural stereotypes, but for some reason this gave me the image of the Vietnamese prostitute (yes I know, wrong country) standing on a street corner from 'Full Metal Jacket' holding a PDA.

    'Hey G.I., you like PDA?'

    'You like PDA? You like MP3'

    (holds out PDA)

    'Play mp3, ultra long time. You record ultra looong time. Yeah baby... digital. It play digital all night long, ultra looooong time'.

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    1. Re:wonderful 'fishisms' by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 1

      'Hey G.I., you like PDA?'

      'You like PDA? You like MP3'

      (holds out PDA)

      'Play mp3, ultra long time. You record ultra looong time. Yeah baby... digital. It play digital all night long, ultra looooong time'.


      Offtopic: the PDA part would make a pretty good inside joke to boot in the military. Reason being PDA is an acronym fo "public display of affection". See what I mean?

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  43. "Linux" in Chinese? by PeterClark · · Score: 2

    So I'm curious: what would be the characters for "Linux"? I checked out the web site for RedFlag Linux, but as far as I can tell, all references to "Linux" are in latin letters. Although now I know how "Red Flag" looks like in GB. :)

    :Peter

    1. Re:"Linux" in Chinese? by lightcycler · · Score: 1

      People don't normally translate trademarks, as it would square the number of trademark registrations you need if you do business in lots of countries.

  44. That "fishism" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "The whole world is in sole possession of the Chinese Linux operating system..."

    Sort of sounds like "All your base are belong to us."

  45. WalkPad by petgiraffe · · Score: 1

    Say the name out loud and you'll see why it's a funny name for a Chineese PDA.

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  46. Re:Chinese are Godless Commies by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    We are, once again, godless, at least in the 9th Circuit.

    Thank God for that... ;-)

  47. Re:Unfortunately... *lol* by locoluis · · Score: 1

    Heh. Actually, since the development of input methods such as CangJie, writing chinese on a conventional keyboard is not that hard.

    And 10,000 buttons is not enough for traditional chinese, of course (it's enough for simplified, though)... :)

  48. Chinese Translation and Some Comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    This is more or less what it is saying:

    Spec:
    Model: GP1288 Retail price: 1498 Yuan
    Flash Memory: 32M NAND Flash
    Memory: 16M SDRAM
    Screen: 160*240 STN16 [steps] grey scale, Hand writing touch screen
    IrDA: maximum 115200bps
    Backgorund illumination: EL
    Battery: Lithium Rechargable, 680mAh, fully recharged in 8 hours, last for one month in standby

    Main Features Overview:
    • Linux system: the world's only Chinese Linux OS, even more stable and more freedom
    • Infrared: Initernational standard infrared transmission, capable of sending and receiving short messages, no obstacles in communication
    • Networking: exciting handy networking, electronic email sent any time
    • USB: high-speed USB transmission, information communication, power rechargable to the fullest any time you feel like it
    • eXpardable [sic]: high degree of usable extension space, upgradable continuously to even newer customized worlds [*shrug*]
    • 32M-character flash memory, 16M-character Ram, usable space up to 840,000 Chinese characters, super large memory space completely in your hand
    • with MP3 play-back capability, super long time digital recording
    • handy mobile keyboard
    • convenient digital library
    • powerful dictionary functionality, contains 110,000 word English-Chinese, 60,000 word Chinese-English dictionaries and many professional dictionaries available for download
    • extremely customizable language, motion, visual alarm functionality

    Of course, I am interested to know how it recognizes Chinese hand writing. Do they have to simplify the strokes? And whether its translation from English to Chinese and from Chinese to English is as bad as the fish's.

    I mean, I still don't care about the different Chinese input methods. They are either impossible to learn in a few minutes, or they use pinyin or something like that. That has made me a read-only person as far as Chinese is concerned. If the thing has a good hand-writing recognition program, we can always expand that to a hand-writing device for an ordinary PC.

    Anyhow.

  49. Proverbs by dmarien · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Obligatory Unrelated Spam:

    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
    Man who run in front of car get tired.
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    an with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
    Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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    dmarien
  50. Break the other half of the Wintel monopoly by bgat · · Score: 1

    iPAQ uses a StrongARM chip, which is an Intel product. It's such a buggy chip, I can't understand its success--- other than Intel's marketing muscle. Oh, and Microsoft's clout, through the PocketPC OS--- which has, conveniently, "focused" itself on the StrongARM, and left other, more appropriate chips unsupported.

    And yes, I've run Linux and PocketPC/CE on StrongARM. On an iPAQ, and on a couple of other StrongARM-based devices. I've written Linux framebuffer and USB drivers for StrongARM. I know what I'm talking about here.

    MIPS chips, like those found in the Agenda and this Chinese PDA (and the now discontinued Vadem Clio and others), are more cleanly designed, have less errata, and are much cheaper. Buying something that contains one of these units tells the market that you want them to select the right chip for the job, not just pick whatever Microsoft and Intel have decided to give you.

    I won't buy an iPAQ, ever.

    If you do, you're just giving Microsoft and Intel another sale of PocketPC+StrongARM, even if you never boot the iPAQ to anything but Linux. If you're happy with that, then you may as well run XP on your PC, too.

    And don't get me started on XScale, Intel's "replacement" for the StrongARM that does even less, yet costs more. Even Microsoft admits that XScale is a real disappointment. But that's sort of like the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it? :^)

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    1. Re:Break the other half of the Wintel monopoly by smunt · · Score: 1

      And yes, I've run Linux and PocketPC/CE on StrongARM. On an iPAQ, and on a couple of other StrongARM-based devices. I've written Linux framebuffer and USB drivers for StrongARM. I know what I'm talking about here.

      Yeah right, like I just sucked a whale.

    2. Re:Break the other half of the Wintel monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd buy an iPAQ =-)

      Like it or not, Intel and Microsoft are too good companies, that have been very successful in what they do. Just because they are sucessful does not mean you shouldn't buy their products in favor of other products that are inferior.

  51. Along with carries motion hard disk ??? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    From the fish translation, does this mean it has or supports a harddrive ?

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  52. Super Karate Monkey Death Car by iamabot · · Score: 2, Funny

    The original title of this book was 'Jimmy James, Capitalist Lion Tamer' but I see now that it's... 'Jimmy James, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'... you know what it is... I had the book translated in to Japanese then back in again into English.

    Macho Business Donkey Wrestler... well there you go... it's got kind of a ring to it don't it? Anyway, I wanted to read from chapter three... which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence... I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street... many days no business come to my hut... my hut... but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... dung. ...Glorious sunset of my heart was fading.

    Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.

    Well, you know... it's LIKE when a clown is making like a car... racer... it's sorta... like... the FCC. The CLOWN... the clown is like the FCC... and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, right? So it was like I was declaring War. WARRRR!

    What did you mean when you said, "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey, donkey donkey?

    --News Radio -- Episode #57

  53. Re:Unfortunately... *lol* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simplified chinese means simplified characters that's easier to write, not in the number of characters.

  54. Re:Unfortunately... *lol* by Triones · · Score: 1

    Traditional Chinese to simplified Chinese is a many-to-one mapping. So simplified Chinese has fewer characters.

  55. My favorite was this one, actually by PCM2 · · Score: 2
    The formidable dictionary function, inside sets at the specialized dictionary which 110000 English to Chinese, 60000 Chineses England dictionary and is multitudinous may supply to download;
    Kinda says it all, doesn't it?
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    Breakfast served all day!
  56. WTF? by ImaLamer · · Score: 1
    From their site:

    CNETP R D is quick Omega " saves A Xi b collapses sHLinux bxWq luck W level g Lai n { Alpha contains the fence exhausted A@ y Tau { Alpha ] the pHoiX regulation receives na the regulation turtle defends xWq the luck n C

    ] óLinux } (c) ] n letter S A " poem iridium E experience X h receives N shakes n oicA±no peaceful squeek * human bone C

    Omega " the stone SX link admired (boots y material @x Linux xWq lucky GP 1288A Tau just the province A n W shakes [ the liver moss bW barium oi generation the distant bold n A ticket Shanghai dried meat " according to the mourning xWn H~b surprised oxWq luck the crab s turtle oc freshwater mussel iX hú n Chinese zither fiercely scP


    Human Bone?
  57. China, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unceasingly promotes the individuality world...

    what's funny is that it takes the Red Chinese to finally make a PDA for the American hippie market.

  58. Standard by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    You mean. they haven't?
    On a related topic, does anyone have any birth/death statistics for America and China and juat about anywhere else? Preferaby multiple independent sources to get an idea of how badly the books are cooked. Enron, Global Crossing, Worldcom, anyone?

  59. Chinese Linux operating system? by peen · · Score: 1

    "That's Chinese GNU/Linux operating system!" -Stallman

  60. Re:walkpad... by shmuc · · Score: 1

    doesn't make sense to me.

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    headspeak.com
  61. Wrong by DigitalHammer · · Score: 1

    Wrong, and you're an idiot. The Chinese have had gods for the past 5 milleniums. For example, there is "Guan Dong", the god of war, whose statue is commonly found in Chinese resturaunts and stores. It is their belief that this god provides security for their property. They also hold traditional polytheistic beliefs, and Buddhism. Some in China are also Muslim. If you can't tolerate other's beliefs, then you have the option of committing suicide.

    FYI, there are over 10 religions with believers(not including Christian denominations) living in the US.

    You must be that same intolerant bastard polluting the board with "White Pride" messages. Get lost. Nobody, if not most people on this board want to hear your racist trash.

  62. Re:Chinese are Godless Commies by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2
    Thank God for that... ;-)

    AMEN brother!

  63. Actually it is... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    but only because it is just so wrong... For more examples look here and here

  64. Re:Unfortunately... *lol* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no. Simplified chinese has just as many words and traditional chinese, just the characters (forgot the correct term) have been made more SIMPLE. Meaning they have less strokes (usually).

  65. Re:Unfortunately... *lol* by ashitaka · · Score: 2

    Sorry, wrong.

    Read the history of the simplification of Chinese characters here.

    "In 1955 1,053 variant characters were eliminated."

    Traditional characters are making a comeback though, as they are easier to recognize for meaning and pronunciation than the simplfified equivalent.

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  66. What's the big deal? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

    You've never seen fridge-magnet-poetry before?

    the province shakes the liver moss barium generation

    Chinese zither fiercely

  67. Credits translation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr. Wu Chang for the organizational arrangements.
    Mrs. Yan Liu, software/hardware coordination engineer.
    Microsoft Corp. USA for providing funds for this and other Linux projects (Thanks, Bill, cya).
    ....

    PS:
    Note to lawyers: This is parody, so try somewhere else.

  68. Re:Intent from China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like Korean soccer fans. TO BE THE RED!

  69. It is GUAN GONG, not GUAN DONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GUAN DONG means Manchuria

    1. Re:It is GUAN GONG, not GUAN DONG by DigitalHammer · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank you for the clarification.

  70. Shariff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My god is my rifle. Sorry , Jimmy.Gotta go, the sheriff is here.

  71. Your translation is correct. Fish sucks. by gupta · · Score: 1

    I am fluent in Chinese, ;-)

  72. More on this... by DigitalHammer · · Score: 1

    Also, it depends on what dialect you are talking about. You're correct-"Guang Gong" is the Cantonese pronounciation of this god. Also, "Guang Di" is the Mandarin pronounciation. It seems I got the 2 letters of "Gong" and "Di" mixed up. Thank you again.

    1. Re:More on this... by deeping · · Score: 1

      "Guan Gong" and "Guan Di" are not the same words.Actually, "Guan Gong" is a man who lives in the Three Kingdoms Age(the 2nd - 3rd century),and his name is "Guan Yu".That's where the "Guan" comes from(his family name). "Gong" and "Di" are not the same words:"Di" means emperor(although he never been a emperor).

    2. Re:More on this... by DigitalHammer · · Score: 1

      Uh...yes...are you refering to the Cantonese pronouciations, Mandarin ones, or both? It appears you are talking about the Mandarin one. Anyway, I was reffering to the legendary general-turned-god. Well, at least in the Cantonese community calls him "Guang Gong". Im not to familiar with the Mandarin pronounciation...though i was told by a Chinese relative that "Guan Di" is his Mandarin name.

      Just to verify who im talking about, its the red-skinned, bearded statue of a man found in Chinese resteraunts and stores who is commonly seen holding a halberd.

      I'd hate to ask you this, but just out of curiosity...are you a FOB, ABC, CBC, or EBC?

    3. Re:More on this... by deeping · · Score: 1

      I'm a China-born Mandarin speaker :) Yes,we're talking about the same person,and his name is "Guan Yu",in Mandrain (and also in most of dialects I think). The stories happened in the "three kindoms age" have already been legends,almost every Chinese,even not educated,knows it and heros such as "Guan Gong"(Guan Yu").BTW,he has two famous brothers:Liu Bei and Zhang Fei. There's a famous fiction available,we call it "San Guo Yan Yi".("San Guo" means three kindioms),its English name is "Romance of Three Kingdoms". Pls visit http://3kingdoms.tripod.com/main.html,You will find more ...

    4. Re:More on this... by deeping · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the speeling :( kindioms ==> kingdoms kindoms ==> kingdoms

    5. Re:More on this... by DigitalHammer · · Score: 1

      Yes, i remember these legends, vaugely...parents, grand parents told them to me.

      Well now that you implied that you're Chinese, i'd like to say the inevitable..."What is up my homie g?"

  73. Re:Chinese are Godless Commies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like the Founding Fathers intended it to be, a Christian nation

    How is it christian? How come Jesus Christ isnt mentioned in the constitution?

    freedom of religion .. not freedom of christian denomination. Why didnt they specify the part about denomination?

    Ignorant Moron.

    Read the second paragraph of the declaration of independence. Rights of all human beings come from God. But fuck off if you expect a GOVERNMENT to tell me who God is.

  74. Yikes! by fm6 · · Score: 2
    Only US$28! Designed to run on top of an English PalmOS. That's better than having a Chinese PDA. Finally something to do with all that extra memory in my M515! Thanks!

    As long as you're on a roll, how about recommending a good book on learning written Chinese?

  75. mostly right, some tweaking by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    1 Portable detachable (??) keyboard. -- Portable hard disk. ** That hard disk is a little small for me. hehe. 2 Digital (??) library. -- Easy Digital Library. ** It's true, I uesed their products when I was in China. It's really easy.

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  76. Re:Ho ho ho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STUPID FUCKING MODERATORS!stupid fucking moderators!STUPID FUCKING MODERATORS!stupid fucking moderators!STUPID FUCKING MODERATORS!stupid fucking moderators!

    That is not offtopic, morons. GOD you are all stupid.