this started as a recipe for "penne in vodka and cream sauce" and i made it mine. there are at least three hot girl-friends of mine that cannot stop raving about "that pasta [i] make", and i have successfully used this recipe as an aid to getting pussy.
all you sexually-bankrupt bitches better have your fucking pencils out.
SEXUAL ASSPUSSY'S WHISKEY-CREAM-AND-BACON PASTA
you will need: 1 box penne (rigate or lisce, either is good) 1 large can (22oz) crushed tomatoes 1 cup heavy cream 1/3 lb bacon 5 cloves garlic 3 oz whiskey (use rye if you can get it) olive oil crushed red pepper salt
1. Start cooking the bacon.
2. While you're waiting for the bacon to cook, chop the garlic.
3. When the bacon is cooked, put it somewhere, and pour out most of the grease in the pan. Keep some of it in there, though.
4. Add a bit of olive oil to the pan and start the garlic sautéing. throw in a pinch of salt.
5. Start to boil water for the pasta. The more water, the better. Add 1 tsp salt for every 2 liters of water.
6. When the garlic gets to be a golden-brown color (on the golden side is ok), pour in the crushed tomatoes and add 1/2 tsp crushed red pepper. Stir a bit. Reduce heat to medium and let it bubble. You can use a splash guard if you're a fucking pussy, but as you might have guessed, i don't.
7. When the water reaches a rolling boil, throw in the pasta. Stir it once, after the water returns to a rolling boil.
8. Tear up the bacon into small pieces and stir them into the sauce.
9. When the pasta is ready (usually 12 minutes or so), drain it. Pour the sauce into the pot you used to boil the pasta. Shake the pasta free of excess water and stir it into the sauce. Return it to heat on low.
10. Add the whiskey. Swig. Stir. Wait one minute.
11. Add the cream. Stir. Wait one minute.
Et voilà! This meal goes well with weed. Don't forget the wine!@
ha! you stupid faggot, it's retarded to talk all the fucking time about some limey asstart who has written six or seven copies of the same mildly funny book. quoting the Faggot Guide to the Bathhouse or whatever is totally gay and i kill people when they do it in my presence.
this started as a recipe for "penne in vodka and cream sauce" and i made it mine. there are at least three hot girl-friends of mine that cannot stop raving about "that pasta [i] make", and i have successfully used this recipe as an aid to getting pussy.
all you sexually-bankrupt bitches better have your fucking pencils out.
SEXUAL ASSPUSSY'S WHISKEY-CREAM-AND-BACON PASTA
you will need: 1 box penne (rigate or lisce, either is good) 1 large can (22oz) crushed tomatoes 1 cup heavy cream 1/3 lb bacon 5 cloves garlic 3 oz whiskey (use rye if you can get it) olive oil crushed red pepper salt
1. Start cooking the bacon.
2. While you're waiting for the bacon to cook, chop the garlic.
3. When the bacon is cooked, put it somewhere, and pour out most of the grease in the pan. Keep some of it in there, though.
4. Add a bit of olive oil to the pan and start the garlic sautéing. throw in a pinch of salt.
5. Start to boil water for the pasta. The more water, the better. Add 1 tsp salt for every 2 liters of water.
6. When the garlic gets to be a golden-brown color (on the golden side is ok), pour in the crushed tomatoes and add 1/2 tsp crushed red pepper. Stir a bit. Reduce heat to medium and let it bubble. You can use a splash guard if you're a fucking pussy, but as you might have guessed, i don't.
7. When the water reaches a rolling boil, throw in the pasta. Stir it once, after the water returns to a rolling boil.
8. Tear up the bacon into small pieces and stir them into the sauce.
9. When the pasta is ready (usually 12 minutes or so), drain it. Pour the sauce into the pot you used to boil the pasta. Shake the pasta free of excess water and stir it into the sauce. Return it to heat on low.
10. Add the whiskey. Swig. Stir. Wait one minute.
11. Add the cream. Stir. Wait one minute.
Et voilà! This meal goes well with weed. Don't forget the wine!@
a pirated non-free partition tool worth using, such as Partition Magic 7.0
some whiskey
a knife
Step 1 Defrag your c: drive, shrink your Windows partition, etc. This part occurs under Windows, so it's totally easy and 100% trouble-free.
Step 2 Try to install Debian GNU/Linux. Find out that the install CD kernel will not boot your brand-new brand-name PC. Pore through list archives and obscure docs until you find out that you have to make boot floppies of the "compact" series of images. Start drinking.
Step 3 Boot into Windows and download rawrite2.exe, a floppy imaging utility. Find the appropriate "compact" images on the Debian CD and write them to floppy disk. This part, like Step 1, is trouble-free.
Step 4 Use the boot floppies you just made to bootstrap the Debian install. Install as normal; I also like to take a nip whenever the installer asks me a stupid question. When configuring lilo, be sure to instruct it to leave the MBR the fuck alone, and write to the superblock of the root partition. Make a lilo boot disk too, because you can be 100% goddamn sure you'll need it.
Step 5 Reboot into Debian GNU/Linux, using the boot floppy you just made. While the machine takes 4 minutes to boot off the floppy, down a few slugs. Once it's booted, navigate your way through the bizarre package system called 'dselect'. Be sure to choose all the packages you need, and all the ones you want, and none that'll introduce any incompatibilities or bugs. Ha ha ha ha ha! Drink.
When you're done with that, pop in a DOS-formatted floppy and execute the following commands as root:
Step 6 Reboot into Windows. Leave the disk in. Pull up a command terminal and type:
cd c:\ move a:\lnxboot.blk lnxboot.blk attrib -r -s -h boot.ini
Add the following line to the end of boot.ini in your favorite Windows text editor:
c:\lnxboot.blk="Debian GNU/Linux Free OS"
...and one more command:
attrib +r +s +h boot.ini
Step 7 Reboot. Notice the boot loader now gives the option of booting into Debian GNU/Linux or Windows. Boot into Debian and log in as root.
Run "XF86Setup" to try to set up a crude windowing solution. Notice that it does not support your perfectly good video hardware. Drain the bottle. Try a few configurations, locking up your machine each time.
a pirated non-free partition tool worth using, such as Partition Magic 7.0
some whiskey
a knife
Step 1 Defrag your c: drive, shrink your Windows partition, etc. This part occurs under Windows, so it's totally easy and 100% trouble-free.
Step 2 Try to install Debian GNU/Linux. Find out that the install CD kernel will not boot your brand-new brand-name PC. Pore through list archives and obscure docs until you find out that you have to make boot floppies of the "compact" series of images. Start drinking.
Step 3 Boot into Windows and download rawrite2.exe, a floppy imaging utility. Find the appropriate "compact" images on the Debian CD and write them to floppy disk. This part, like Step 1, is trouble-free.
Step 4 Use the boot floppies you just made to bootstrap the Debian install. Install as normal; I also like to take a nip whenever the installer asks me a stupid question. When configuring lilo, be sure to instruct it to leave the MBR the fuck alone, and write to the superblock of the root partition. Make a lilo boot disk too, because you can be 100% goddamn sure you'll need it.
Step 5 Reboot into Debian GNU/Linux, using the boot floppy you just made. While the machine takes 4 minutes to boot off the floppy, down a few slugs. Once it's booted, navigate your way through the bizarre package system called 'dselect'. Be sure to choose all the packages you need, and all the ones you want, and none that'll introduce any incompatibilities or bugs. Ha ha ha ha ha! Drink.
When you're done with that, pop in a DOS-formatted floppy and execute the following commands as root:
Step 6 Reboot into Windows. Leave the disk in. Pull up a command terminal and type:
cd c:\ move a:\lnxboot.blk lnxboot.blk attrib -r -s -h boot.ini
Add the following line to the end of boot.ini in your favorite Windows text editor:
c:\lnxboot.blk="Debian GNU/Linux Free OS"
...and one more command:
attrib +r +s +h boot.ini
Step 7 Reboot. Notice the boot loader now gives the option of booting into Debian GNU/Linux or Windows. Boot into Debian and log in as root.
Run "XF86Setup" to try to set up a crude windowing solution. Notice that it does not support your perfectly good video hardware. Drain the bottle. Try a few configurations, locking up your machine each time.
but why not throw it in there if you can? certainly it's more elegant that way. are you posing this argument as a way of reaffirming your shriveled masculinity? there are heavy drugs that can help with that, you know.
my instincts tell me that i should call you a faggot or something, so here goes: you spunk-funneling punk, i bet you take it up the ass just so you can smell your own shit.
"Hey honey, where's your sister?" My mom asked leaning her head into my room as I sat back on my bed, thinking about this afternoon.
My mom and sister looked a lot alike. Mom was a bit heavier but still in great shape for her 37 years. Her shoulder length hair was darker than my sister's short bob-cut sandy blonde was, but both were petite and very pretty with smallish breasts.
"Hi mom, I think I heard her in the shower." I said and was glad I could give an honest answer. Ironically, the biggest regret I had about my encounter with Julie was deceiving mom about it. We were a close family (even before this afternoon) especially since our dad had run out on us after Julie was born.
Mom didn't talk about that early part of her life much. We deduced from family gossip and from doing the math with regard to my birthday and our parents wedding day that their's had been a marriage of convenience after she got pregnant with me at a young age. Beyond that, we just knew that dad left her when he found out that Julie was on the way.
"So what did you two do today while I was shopping with your Aunt Megan?" she asked with a half smile on her lips. The way she said it almost had me thinking she knew what we did, then I quickly dismissed the thought; no way would she be this calm about it.
Well mom, I sucked Julie's beautiful tits until she came, then she blew me and I shot my load in her mouth. Did I mention she swallowed every drop? "Well I got the front yard mowed and did some studying." I answered again truthfully albeit partially. Julie saved me from any more questions though as her voice came from the hall.
"Hi mom," My sister said as she suddenly appeared in my doorway for the second time today. She had on her bathrobe and her hair hung over her forehead in half-dried strings. She approached mom from the side and leaned in to kiss her cheek. Mom pushed her soft cheek out to accept her daughter's lips - the same ones that had been wrapped around my dick only a few minutes before; I couldn't help but note. Julie's mouth came away with a smack and I saw she left moisture on mom's face.
"Ooops!" Julie said as she wiped the excess from mom's cheek. "That was a wet one, sorry mom!"
"That's ok dear," she said smiling as she brought her hand to the spot where Julie kissed her, "we're family."
"Hey, didn't you tell me Julie was adopted mom?"
"You see how he is?" Julie pleaded to our mother, "and I was even being nice to him today." She said turning her head slightly so mom would not see her eyes as she lowered her gaze to my crotch. "Very nice." She concluded, and raised her eyes back up to mine to give me a wink. The teasing wench was definitely enjoying the hell out of this.
"Ok you two, enough of that now." Mom said in mock reproach. Mom knew that Julie and I liked to play the sibling rivalry game but had not really fought since we were small kids. Mom still liked to be the peacemaker though, and the exchange between us had the comfort of the familiar.
Mom looked at Julie with folded arms. "Now go give your brother a kiss and make up."
"But he started it!" Julie protested briefly, no doubt enjoying our old game with the new undercurrent of sexuality. Then she marched over to me, melodramatically swinging her arms, doing the scolded daughter routine.
"Aw mom, but she gives wet kisses!"
"You're gonna get the wettest one of all big brother!" Julie exclaimed as she pushed me back on the bed and ground her pursed wet lips into my cheek with a "mmmmmmmm!" noise.
Mom walked over to the bed laughing. "Well since we all seem to be in such a good mood, I propose we don't spoil it with cooking." referring to our shared household duties. Julie and I cooked about half the meals and spread the other housework between us.
"How about we order a pizza tonight?" Mom finished as Julie stopped her slobber attack on my cheek, half on top of me.
"Sure, mom." Julie and I actually spoke in unison.
"See, you are related!" Mom finished and we all laughed.
"I'm going for my shower now then." Mom said moving towards the door. "I'll leave the pizza ordering to you two."
Julie still lay on top of me smiling. We both heard mom start the shower in her room a few moments later.
"When you give a wet kiss Jules, you don't mess around." I grabbed a corner of her robe to wipe the slobber from my face. "The way you've been acting I almost expected you to tongue kiss me right in front of mom."
"I wanted to, but I thought you'd be mad." She pouted.
"Well, mom might not appreciate the fact that I love you as ah, more than a sister." I said honestly, not meaning to sound sappy but the way it came out was sincere and she raised her head and looked at me with soft eyes.
"Aw Tim." she said and moved her lips to mine. She opened her mouth and pushed her tongue past my lips to initiate a real lover's kiss between us and in the process, making me hard again.
Feeling me grow hard underneath her, she smiled and broke off our passionate mouthplay, then sat up with her knees straddling my groin.
"You know, mom usually takes long showers..." Julie almost purred as she pulled her robe apart and off, throwing the terrycloth garment on the floor, leaving her naked on top of me.
"You...but....we don't have time for..." I stuttered, but she had already grabbed the waistband of my sweats and pulled them down my legs, unceremoniously exposing my hard prick in the process.
"Don't you like a challenge?" She asked playfully, "I'll even be on top and do all the work! All you have to do is sit there and let me ride your stiff cock for awhile, then cum inside my pussy." She said reveling in her crude language. "I can see you're up for it." She giggled.
"But..." I echoed.
"No time for foreplay though." She interrupted, and tossed my sweats on top of her discarded robe on the floor. With that she straddled me again, trapping my prick between her sex and my belly.
The rational side of me was protesting that this was too risky, but the horny side of me won the internal battle as I grabbed her hips to position her over me, thinking we could just make it before mom was done.
"It's a good thing I'm already wet." she said, and lifted up a bit to reach between us. Julie grabbed the head of my prick and rubbed it up and down her slit for good measure. The sensation of her soft, wet folds on the swollen head of my dick made me utter a low grunt and Julie smiled at that.
She put the engorged head of my prick at the opening to her vagina, and I felt the tip begin to enter her. "Jules..." I said suddenly, but she stopped me.
"Don't worry big brother, " she said reading my mind, "I'm on the pill." And with that my sister eased down, letting her sex engulf me slowly until our pubic hair met.
"Hmmmmm." She purred and she stopped there briefly, letting us both savor the moment.
Julie's sex was tight and warm and I began to wish we had more time for this. She looked down at me with her mouth half-open and her eyes had a lustful glaze. I almost expected her tongue to come rolling out to complete our decadent scene. Then she slowly brought her hips back up, leaving just the head of my prick in her and I noted my shaft was now gleaming with her juices. Julie looked down and examined my our sexual union too, then smiled at me and slammed down on my groin hard, impaling her small body on my shaft, making us both moan from the sudden sensation. She started to thrust quickly, making good on her promise to do all the work. Julie had her knees spread wide on either side of me. Her petite arms were locked at the elbow on either side of my head as she pushed herself back and down, frantically forcing my hard length into her hole. I put my hands under her thighs and helped move her small frame up and down on my shaft. We had not been at it long but I could already tell this would not be a quick one for me.
"Jule's..." I said, a little out of breath myself, "You took the edge off me this afternoon... with your expert blow job. I'm going to last awhile this time."
She stopped her bouncing on a downstroke and rolled her eyes giving a melodramatic sigh, "Men! The one time I actually want a quickie..." She finished as she rose off of me. My now slimy cock slipped out of her and came back with a 'slap' on my belly. "I guess we'll have to take a shortcut then."
Julie backed down my body and knelt between my legs, taking my dick in her mouth, and quickly began to suck her secretions from me with disturbingly loud smacking and moaning sounds. She was really into it and I wondered again at the change in her since I'd sucked her little breasts for the first time. I decided to tell her to keep it down a little and raised my head to speak.
"J..." I only got the first J-sound out before I saw mom.
"Kids, I found some coupons for that pizza place down the street that we like." Our mom's voice shattered our sexual buildup as she came to a stop in the middle of my room, staring at us.
My heart nearly exploded. I leaned up so quickly that my sister's head bumped my chest as she brought her mouth off my dick and turned to look behind her. I wondered briefly if she was aware of her hand still grasping the base of my shaft. Mom was standing in the middle of my room, wearing her bathrobe but still dry, holding up the promised coupons. Julie and I were frozen in place. Julie's ass was pushed into the air and her wet, just-fucked pussy was spread wide, pointing directly at mom.
"I remembered these just before I stepped in the shower." She said and walked closer to us. Mom leaned down and deposited the small squares of paper on the table beside my bed. "I'll just set them here so you'll have them when you call the order in." She said, then she moved closer to Julie and I and stopped at the bed. Mom reached out and placed her hand on Julie's naked back. "Whenever you're finished of course." she concluded raising her hand to give my sister one gentle pat. She smiled softly down on the two of us, letting her fingers trail off of Julie as she turned and walked out of my room.
"I've never had anyone give so much attention to my tits before" she said, slightly out of breath. She closed her eyes with her head back and massaged one of her breasts, the other hand still stroked the back of my hair. "Steve, would always kind of ignore them and get my panties off right away, I think he thought my tits were too small."
Steve was her ex-boyfriend, an all around asshole. I never knew why she kept him around.
"Well Steve-o never was too bright in my opinion", I said, "although I can hardly blame him for wanting to get into your sweet panties." I said, thinking I may as well go for broke.
Julie smiled coyly at that. Her face slackened after a moment and she regarded me with narrowed eyes, both of us reflecting on this new development between us. I hoped that she wouldn't end the game now. She looked down to the crotch of her bikini, which had worked up into her slit and I followed her gaze.
"And just how would you know my panties are sweet?" she asked as she took one hand from around my neck and slipped it under the top hem of her bikini bottom. I could see the material being pushed out of her slit as she made room for her finger. The hand she brought out was wet, especially her middle finger. The smell of her sex was pungent as she waved it under my nose briefly. She pulled it away from my face and regarded her slimy hand for a moment before she closed her mouth over the girl-juice covered fingers, licking them clean in long smooth motions while looking at me. I almost came right there. Then again, as close as I was, a strong breeze may have done it too.
"Hmm, it doesn't taste sweet," she said smacking her lips, " a little musky maybe." With that she dipped her hand back into her crotch but this time brought it to my lips and I dutifully sucked her fingers clean, savoring the sex-sweat-cum taste of her.
"But I'm being selfish," my sister said smiling, "here you are sucking just about every part of my me and you've just been suffering there all along." She said as her hand went to my bulging crotch. "Did I do that to you big brother? If I caused it I should at least help you take care of it hmmm?" She pushed on my chest and I felt her thighs tense as she stood up. I scooted back from the desk and half stood so she could pull my sweat pants down and off, then settled back into the chair.
"Oooh, I'm flattered" she cooed, looking at my stiff member. I was so hard that it was jerking in time with my heartbeat. She knelt down and brought her mouth almost to the head of my dick then made her mouth form a little "O" and blew on it gently while giving me a look that said 'paybacks are hell'.
'Ok you got me sis, now suck it already,' I thought, wisely suppressing my smartass remark this time.
Julie didn't tease me long though and ran her tongue up my length and began licking the head. The wet sensation of her tongue was intense and I tried not to blow all over her face right there. She then closed her mouth over the head and I saw the hollow of her cheeks cave in from the suction. She brought her lips off with a surprisingly loud 'pop' and smiled up at me while still working my cock with her hand.
"Jules," I almost gasped, I'm really close..." I warned as she started to lick me up the shaft again and again like a popsicle.
"I know" she said, then took about two-thirds of my seven-inch length in her mouth and gave me several long bobbing strokes before pulling off just far enough so she could speak. Her lips were still touching the head of my prick and I could feel the small vibrations and warm breath from her speech as she continued, "I actually thought you'd have come by now. What's the matter big brother?" she asked, and looked up at me with big eyes as her bottom lip drifted away from the head of my prick, leaving a slimy strand of pre-cum and saliva connecting us. "Don't you like me?"
That was about all I could take. My hips began to jerk as my dick shot the first spurt onto her lip and she quickly closed her mouth over the head to catch the rest. I thrust my hips into her face as my cum shot into her mouth. Julie's small throat worked fast as she swallowed my semen, only missing that first shot on her face. Then, keeping her mouth on me she pushed her face farther on to my slowly softening length until her nose was buried in my pubic hair and drew back, cleaning me in the process. She did this several more times then moved down to my almost hairless balls to lick and suck making them wet quickly. Julie gave my dick one last pull with her lips, then drew off of it with a final popping sound and licked her lips. She looked up at me with a wet smile, one glob of cum still clinging to her upper lip.
"Now that is sweet!" she said using her small finger like a squeegee to scrape up the glob of cum from her lip and suck it into her mouth.
"Jules..." I began but the phone rang suddenly. Julie and I looked over to the cordless on my dresser but it stopped after one ring and we heard Mom's muted voice as she answered on the downstairs extension.
"Shit!" I whispered. Both of us suddenly realizing that Mom was back from her day of shopping. We had forgotten the time in our lust. It was just luck that mom had not come upstairs yet. "We almost got caught!" she added unnecessarily as she moved off of me.
"Timothy!" my mom called up from downstairs, "telephone!" Julie still stood there in her girl-cum soaked bikini though and made no move towards the door.
"Well Timothy," she mocked as she pulled her bikini bottoms down and off, letting them dangle from her right hand. "Aren't you going to answer?"
I stared at my gorgeous, nude sister as I pulled up my sweats then spun around and grabbed the cordless phone, pushing the 'talk' button. "Got it mom!"
"Hello?" I said as I heard the click of mom hanging up the phone downstairs. I began calculate the time it would take for her to get to my room from downstairs, hoping she would stay down there long enough, wishing Julie would stop teasing and get the hell out before we were busted.
My buddy from school, Eric began talking to me about something that I couldn't quite pay attention to as my naked sister moved toward me.
Her light brown pubic hair was matted and soaked, as were her bikini bottoms that she still had in her hand. She then took the crotch of them and ground it into her slit, actually pushing it inside as far as she could. Julie brought the now even wetter material out and up to my mouth and pushed it in, and I tasted her musky scent stronger than ever.
"So what do you say man?" Eric finished.
I pulled the creamy material from my mouth but tried to answer too soon and only produced a mumble.
"Are you eating something?" Eric asked.
"Uh, listen Eric, can I call you back later?" I said, successfully clearing the crotch material from my mouth this time as my sister turned to go finally.
"Sure, Sure but just tell me if you're going to make it to the lake with us this weekend."
"I might have to uh, take care of some things around the house here actually." I said and clicked the phone off as I watched Julie's perfect naked ass bounce slightly when she turned the corner out of my room.
I heard her start the shower across the hall as I buried my incriminating sweats and her bikini in my laundry hamper, making a mental note to do this particular load myself, and quickly put on some clean sweats. I sat back on my bed and wondered at Julie's behavior. I also remembered the excitement in her voice when she talked about getting caught by our mom in the act of sucking me off. The little imp was actually turned on at the prospect and I wondered if her exhibitionist nature knew any limits now.
The Internet Gopher Protocol (a distributed document search and retrieval protocol)
Status of this Memo
This memo provides information for the Internet community. It does not specify an Internet standard. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.
Abstract
The Internet Gopher protocol is designed for distributed document search and retrieval. This document describes the protocol, lists some of the implementations currently available, and has an overview of how to implement new client and server applications. This document is adapted from the basic Internet Gopher protocol document first issued by the Microcomputer Center at the University of Minnesota in 1991.
Introduction
gopher n. 1. Any of various short tailed, burrowing mammals of the family Geomyidae, of North America. 2. (Amer. colloq.) Native or inhabitant of Minnesota: the Gopher State. 3. (Amer. colloq.) One who runs errands, does odd-jobs, fetches or delivers documents for office staff. 4. (computer tech.) software following a simple protocol for burrowing through a TCP/IP internet.
The Internet Gopher protocol and software follow a client-server model. This protocol assumes a reliable data stream; TCP is assumed. Gopher servers should listen on port 70 (port 70 is assigned to Internet Gopher by IANA). Documents reside on many autonomous servers on the Internet. Users run client software on their desktop systems, connecting to a server and sending the server a selector (a line of text, which may be empty) via a TCP connection at a well- known port. The server responds with a block of text terminated by a period on a line by itself and closes the connection. No state is retained by the server.
While documents (and services) reside on many servers, Gopher client software presents users with a hierarchy of items and directories much like a file system. The Gopher interface is designed to resemble a file system since a file system is a good model for organizing documents and services; the user sees what amounts to one big networked information system containing primarily document items, directory items, and search items (the latter allowing searches for documents across subsets of the information base).
Servers return either directory lists or documents. Each item in a directory is identified by a type (the kind of object the item is), user-visible name (used to browse and select from listings), an opaque selector string (typically containing a pathname used by the destination host to locate the desired object), a host name (which host to contact to obtain this item), and an IP port number (the port at which the server process listens for connections). The user only sees the user-visible name. The client software can locate and retrieve any item by the trio of selector, hostname, and port.
To use a search item, the client submits a query to a special kind of Gopher server: a search server. In this case, the client sends the selector string (if any) and the list of words to be matched. The response yields "virtual directory listings" that contain items matching the search criteria.
Gopher servers and clients exist for all popular platforms. Because the protocol is so sparse and simple, writing servers or clients is quick and straightforward.
1. Introduction
The Internet Gopher protocol is designed primarily to act as a distributed document delivery system. While documents (and services) reside on many servers, Gopher client software presents users with a hierarchy of items and directories much like a file system. In fact, the Gopher interface is designed to resemble a file system since a file system is a good model for locating documents and services. Why model a campus-wide information system after a file system? Several reasons:
(a) A hierarchical arrangement of information is familiar to many users. Hierarchical directories containing items (such as documents, servers, and subdirectories) are widely used in electronic bulletin boards and other campus-wide information systems. People who access a campus-wide information server will expect some sort of hierarchical organization to the information presented.
(b) A file-system style hierarchy can be expressed in a simple syntax. The syntax used for the internet Gopher protocol is easily understandable, and was designed to make debugging servers and clients easy. You can use Telnet to simulate an internet Gopher client's requests and observe the responses from a server. Special purpose software tools are not required. By keeping the syntax of the pseudo-file system client/server protocol simple, we can also achieve better performance for a very common user activity: browsing through the directory hierarchy.
(c) Since Gopher originated in a University setting, one of the goals was for departments to have the option of publishing information from their inexpensive desktop machines, and since much of the information can be presented as simple text files arranged in directories, a protocol modeled after a file system has immediate utility. Because there can be a direct mapping from the file system on the user's desktop machine to the directory structure published via the Gopher protocol, the problem of writing server software for slow desktop systems is minimized.
(d) A file system metaphor is extensible. By giving a "type" attribute to items in the pseudo-file system, it is possible to accommodate documents other than simple text documents. Complex database services can be handled as a separate type of item. A file-system metaphor does not rule out search or database-style queries for access to documents. A search-server type is also defined in this pseudo-file system. Such servers return "virtual directories" or list of documents matching user specified criteria.
2. The internet Gopher Model
A detailed BNF rendering of the internet Gopher syntax is available in the appendix...but a close reading of the appendix may not be necessary to understand the internet Gopher protocol.
In essence, the Gopher protocol consists of a client connecting to a server and sending the server a selector (a line of text, which may be empty) via a TCP connection. The server responds with a block of text terminated with a period on a line by itself, and closes the connection. No state is retained by the server between transactions with a client. The simple nature of the protocol stems from the need to implement servers and clients for the slow, smaller desktop computers (1 MB Macs and DOS machines), quickly, and efficiently.
Below is a simple example of a client/server interaction; more complex interactions are dealt with later. Assume that a "well- known" Gopher server (this may be duplicated, details are discussed
later) listens at a well known port for the campus (much like a domain-name server). The only configuration information the client software retains is this server's name and port number (in this example that machine is rawBits.micro.umn.edu and the port 70). In the example below the F character denotes the TAB character.
Client: {Opens connection to rawBits.micro.umn.edu at port 70}
Server: {Accepts connection but says nothing}
Client: <CR><LF> {Sends an empty line: Meaning "list what you have"}
Server: {Sends a series of lines, each ending with CR LF} 0About internet GopherFStuff:About usFrawBits.micro.umn.eduF70 1Around University of MinnesotaFZ,5692,AUMFunderdog.micro.umn.eduF70 1Microcomputer News & PricesFPrices/Fpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70 1Courses, Schedules, CalendarsFFevents.ais.umn.eduF9120 1Student-Staff DirectoriesFFuinfo.ais.umn.eduF70 1Departmental PublicationsFStuff:DP:FrawBits.micro.umn.eduF70 {.....etc.....} . {Period on a line by itself} {Server closes connection}
The first character on each line tells whether the line describes a document, directory, or search service (characters '0', '1', '7'; there are a handful more of these characters described later). The succeeding characters up to the tab form a user display string to be shown to the user for use in selecting this document (or directory) for retrieval. The first character of the line is really defining the type of item described on this line. In nearly every case, the Gopher client software will give the users some sort of idea about what type of item this is (by displaying an icon, a short text tag, or the like).
The characters following the tab, up to the next tab form a selector string that the client software must send to the server to retrieve the document (or directory listing). The selector string should mean nothing to the client software; it should never be modified by the client. In practice, the selector string is often a pathname or other file selector used by the server to locate the item desired. The next two tab delimited fields denote the domain-name of the host that has this document (or directory), and the port at which to connect. If there are yet other tab delimited fields, the basic Gopher client should ignore them. A CR LF denotes the end of the item.
In the example, line 1 describes a document the user will see as "About internet Gopher". To retrieve this document, the client software must send the retrieval string: "Stuff:About us" to rawBits.micro.umn.edu at port 70. If the client does this, the server will respond with the contents of the document, terminated by a period on a line by itself. A client might present the user with a view of the world something like the following list of items:
About Internet Gopher Around the University of Minnesota... Microcomputer News & Prices... Courses, Schedules, Calendars... Student-Staff Directories... Departmental Publications...
In this case, directories are displayed with an ellipsis and files are displayed without any. However, depending on the platform the client is written for and the author's taste, item types could be denoted by other text tags or by icons. For example, the UNIX curses-based client displays directories with a slash (/) following the name; Macintosh clients display directories alongside an icon of a folder.
The user does not know or care that the items up for selection may reside on many different machines anywhere on the Internet.
Suppose the user selects the line "Microcomputer News & Prices...". This appears to be a directory, and so the user expects to see contents of the directory upon request that it be fetched. The following lines illustrate the ensuing client-server interaction:
Client: (Connects to pserver.bookstore.umn.edu at port 70) Server: (Accepts connection but says nothing) Client: Prices/ (Sends the magic string terminated by CRLF) Server: (Sends a series of lines, each ending with CR LF) 0About PricesFPrices/AboutusFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70 0Macintosh PricesFPrices/MacFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70 0IBM PricesFPrices/IckFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70 0Printer & Peripheral PricesFPrices/PPPFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70 (.....etc.....) . (Period on a line by itself) (Server closes connection)
3. More details
3.1 Locating services
Documents (or other services that may be viewed ultimately as documents, such as a student-staff phonebook) are linked to the machine they are on by the trio of selector string, machine domain- name, and IP port. It is assumed that there will be one well-known top-level or root server for an institution or campus. The information on this server may be duplicated by one or more other servers to avoid a single point of failure and to spread the load over several servers. Departments that wish to put up their own departmental servers need to register the machine name and port with the administrators of the top-level Gopher server, much the same way as they register a machine name with the campus domain-name server. An entry which points to the departmental server will then be made at the top level server. This ensures that users will be able to navigate their way down what amounts to a virtual hierarchical file system with a well known root to any campus server if they desire.
Note that there is no requirement that a department register secondary servers with the central top-level server; they may just place a link to the secondary servers in their own primary servers. They may indeed place links to any servers they desire in their own server, thus creating a customized view of thethe Gopher information universe; links can of course point back at the top-level server. The virtual (networked) file system is therefore an arbitrary graph structure and not necessarily a rooted tree. The top-level node is merely one convenient, well-known point of entry. A set of Gopher servers linked in this manner may function as a campus-wide information system.
Servers may of course point links at other than secondary servers. Indeed servers may point at other servers offering useful services anywhere on the internet. Viewed in this manner, Gopher can be seen as an Internet-wide information system.
3.2 Server portability and naming
It is recommended that all registered servers have alias names (domain name system CNAME) that are used by Gopher clients to locate them. Links to these servers should use these alias names rather than the primary names. If information needs to be moved from one machine to another, a simple change of domain name system alias (CNAME) allows this to occur without any reconfiguration of clients in the field. In short, the domain name system may be used to re-map a server to a new address. There is nothing to prevent secondary servers or services from running on otherwise named servers or ports
other than 70, however these should be reachable via a primary server.
3.3 Contacting server administrators
It is recommended that every server administrator have a document called something like: "About Bogus University's Gopher server" as the first item in their server's top level directory. In this document should be a short description of what the server holds, as well as name, address, phone, and an e-mail address of the person who administers the server. This provides a way for users to get word to the administrator of a server that has inaccurate information or is not running correctly. It is also recommended that administrators place the date of last update in files for which such information matters to the users.
3.4 Modular addition of services
The first character of each line in a server-supplied directory listing indicates whether the item is a file (character '0'), a directory (character '1'), or a search (character '7'). This is the base set of item types in the Gopher protocol. It is desirable for clients to be able to use different services and speak different protocols (simple ones such as finger; others such as CSO phonebook service, or Telnet, or X.500 directory service) as needs dictate. CSO phonebook service is a client/server phonebook system typically used at Universities to publish names, e-mail addresses, and so on. The CSO phonebook software was developed at the University of Illinois and is also sometimes refered to as ph or qi. For example, if a server-supplied directory listing marks a certain item with type character '2', then it means that to use this item, the client must speak the CSO protocol. This removes the need to be able to anticipate all future needs and hard-wire them in the basic Internet Gopher protocol; it keeps the basic protocol extremely simple. In spite of this simplicity, the scheme has the capability to expand and change with the times by adding an agreed upon type-character for a new service. This also allows the client implementations to evolve in a modular fashion, simply by dropping in a module (or launching a new process) for some new service. The servers for the new service of course have to know nothing about Internet Gopher; they can just be off-the shelf CSO, X.500, or other servers. We do not however, encourage arbitrary or machine-specific proliferation of service types in the basic Gopher protocol.
On the other hand, subsets of other document retrieval schemes may be mapped onto the Gopher protocol by means of "gateway-servers". Examples of such servers include Gopher-to-FTP gateways, Gopher-to- archie gateways, Gopher-to-WAIS gateways, etc. There are a number of
advantages of such mechanisms. First, a relatively powerful server machine inherits both the intelligence and work, rather than the more modest, inexpensive desktop system that typically runs client software or basic server software. Equally important, clients do not have to be modified to take advantage of a new resource.
3.5 Building clients
A client simply sends the retrieval string to a server if it wants to retrieve a document or view the contents of a directory. Of course, each host may have pointers to other hosts, resulting in a "graph" (not necessarily a rooted tree) of hosts. The client software may save (or rather "stack") the locations that it has visited in search of a document. The user could therefore back out of the current location by unwinding the stack. Alternatively, a client with multiple-window capability might just be able to display more than one directory or document at the same time.
A smart client could cache the contents of visited directories (rather than just the directory's item descriptor), thus avoiding network transactions if the information has been previously retrieved.
If a client does not understand what a say, type 'B' item (not a core item) is, then it may simply ignore the item in the directory listing; the user never even has to see it. Alternatively, the item could be displayed as an unknown type.
Top-level or primary servers for a campus are likely to get more traffic than secondary servers, and it would be less tolerable for such primary servers to be down for any long time. So it makes sense to "clone" such important servers and construct clients that can randomly choose between two such equivalent primary servers when they first connect (to balance server load), moving to one if the other seems to be down. In fact, smart client implementations do this clone server and load balancing. Alternatively, it may make sense to have the domain name system return one of a set of redundant of server's IP address to load balance betwen redundant sets of important servers.
3.6 Building ordinary internet Gopher servers
The retrieval string sent to the server might be a path to a file or directory. It might be the name of a script, an application or even a query that generates the document or directory returned. The basic server uses the string it gets up to but not including a CR-LF or a TAB, whichever comes first.
All intelligence is carried by the server implementation rather than the protocol. What you build into more exotic servers is up to you. Server implementations may grow as needs dictate and time allows.
3.7 Special purpose servers
There are two special server types (beyond the normal Gopher server) also discussed below:
1. A server directory listing can point at a CSO nameserver (the server returns a type character of '2') to allow a campus student-staff phonebook lookup service. This may show up on the user's list of choices, perhaps preceded by the icon of a phone- book. If this item is selected, the client software must resort to a pure CSO nameserver protocol when it connects to the appropriate host.
2. A server can also point at a "search server" (returns a first character of '7'). Such servers may implement campus network (or subnet) wide searching capability. The most common search servers maintain full-text indexes on the contents of text documents held by some subset of Gopher servers. Such a "full-text search server" responds to client requests with a list of all documents that contain one or more words (the search criteria). The client sends the server the selector string, a tab, and the search string (words to search for). If the selector string is empty, the client merely sends the search string. The server returns the equivalent of a directory listing for documents matching the search criteria. Spaces between words are usually implied Boolean ANDs (although in different implementations or search types, this may not necessarily be true).
The CSO addition exists for historical reasons: at time of design, the campus phone-book servers at the University of Minnesota used the CSO protocol and it seemed simplest to just engulf them. The index- server is however very much a Gopher in spirit, albeit with a slight twist in the meaning of the selector-string. Index servers are a natural place to incorperate gateways to WAIS and WHOIS services.
3.7.1 Building CSO-servers
A CSO Nameserver implementation for UNIX and associated documentation is available by anonymous ftp from uxa.cso.uiuc.edu. We do not anticipate implementing it on other machines.
3.7.2 Building full-text search servers
A full-text search server is a special-purpose server that knows about the Gopher scheme for retrieving documents. These servers maintain a full-text index of the contents of plain text documents on Gopher servers in some specified domain. A Gopher full-text search server was implemented using several NeXTstations because it was easy to take advantage of the full-text index/search engine built into the NeXT system software. A search server for generic UNIX systems based on the public domain WAIS search engine, is also available and currently an optional part of the UNIX gopher server. In addition, at least one implementation of the gopher server incorperates a gateway to WAIS servers by presenting the WAIS servers to gopherspace as full-text search servers. The gopher<->WAIS gateway servers does the work of translating from gopher protocol to WAIS so unmodified gopher clients can access WAIS servers via the gateway server.
By using several index servers (rather than a monolithic index server) indexes may be searched in parallel (although the client software is not aware of this). While maintaining full-text indexes of documents distributed over many machines may seem a daunting task, the task can be broken into smaller pieces (update only a portion of the indexes, search several partial indexes in parallel) so that it is manageable. By spreading this task over several small, cheap (and fast) workstations it is possible to take advantage of fine-grain parallelism. Again, the client software is not aware of this. Client software only needs to know that it can send a search string to an index server and will receive a list of documents that contain the words in the search string.
3.8 Item type characters
The client software decides what items are available by looking at the first character of each line in a directory listing. Augmenting this list can extend the protocol. A list of defined item-type characters follows:
0 Item is a file 1 Item is a directory 2 Item is a CSO phone-book server 3 Error 4 Item is a BinHexed Macintosh file. 5 Item is DOS binary archive of some sort. Client must read until the TCP connection closes. Beware. 6 Item is a UNIX uuencoded file. 7 Item is an Index-Search server. 8 Item points to a text-based telnet session. 9 Item is a binary file!
Client must read until the TCP connection closes. Beware. + Item is a redundant server T Item points to a text-based tn3270 session. g Item is a GIF format graphics file. I Item is some kind of image file. Client decides how to display.
Characters '0' through 'Z' are reserved. Local experiments should use other characters. Machine-specific extensions are not encouraged. Note that for type 5 or type 9 the client must be prepared to read until the connection closes. There will be no period at the end of the file; the contents of these files are binary and the client must decide what to do with them based perhaps on the .xxx extension.
3.9 User display strings and server selector strings
User display strings are intended to be displayed on a line on a typical screen for a user's viewing pleasure. While many screens can accommodate 80 character lines, some space is needed to display a tag of some sort to tell the user what sort of item this is. Because of this, the user display string should be kept under 70 characters in length. Clients may truncate to a length convenient to them.
4. Simplicity is intentional
As far as possible we desire any new features to be carried as new protocols that will be hidden behind new document-types. The internet Gopher philosophy is:
(a) Intelligence is held by the server. Clients have the option of being able to access new document types (different, other types of servers) by simply recognizing the document-type character. Further intelligence to be borne by the protocol should be minimized.
(b) The well-tempered server ought to send "text" (unless a file must be transferred as raw binary). Should this text include tabs, formfeeds, frufru? Probably not, but rude servers will probably send them anyway. Publishers of documents should be given simple tools (filters) that will alert them if there are any funny characters in the documents they wish to publish, and give them the opportunity to strip the questionable characters out; the publisher may well refuse.
(c) The well-tempered client should do something reasonable with funny characters received in text; filter them out, leave them in, whatever.
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this started as a recipe for "penne in vodka and cream sauce" and i made it mine. there are at least three hot girl-friends of mine that cannot stop raving about "that pasta [i] make", and i have successfully used this recipe as an aid to getting pussy.
all you sexually-bankrupt bitches better have your fucking pencils out.
SEXUAL ASSPUSSY'S WHISKEY-CREAM-AND-BACON PASTA
you will need:
1 box penne (rigate or lisce, either is good)
1 large can (22oz) crushed tomatoes
1 cup heavy cream
1/3 lb bacon
5 cloves garlic
3 oz whiskey (use rye if you can get it)
olive oil
crushed red pepper
salt
1. Start cooking the bacon.
2. While you're waiting for the bacon to cook, chop the garlic.
3. When the bacon is cooked, put it somewhere, and pour out most of the grease in the pan. Keep some of it in there, though.
4. Add a bit of olive oil to the pan and start the garlic sautéing. throw in a pinch of salt.
5. Start to boil water for the pasta. The more water, the better. Add 1 tsp salt for every 2 liters of water.
6. When the garlic gets to be a golden-brown color (on the golden side is ok), pour in the crushed tomatoes and add 1/2 tsp crushed red pepper. Stir a bit. Reduce heat to medium and let it bubble. You can use a splash guard if you're a fucking pussy, but as you might have guessed, i don't.
7. When the water reaches a rolling boil, throw in the pasta. Stir it once, after the water returns to a rolling boil.
8. Tear up the bacon into small pieces and stir them into the sauce.
9. When the pasta is ready (usually 12 minutes or so), drain it. Pour the sauce into the pot you used to boil the pasta. Shake the pasta free of excess water and stir it into the sauce. Return it to heat on low.
10. Add the whiskey. Swig. Stir. Wait one minute.
11. Add the cream. Stir. Wait one minute.
Et voilà! This meal goes well with weed. Don't forget the wine!@
Feeds three hungry/four civilized people.
This recipe is a gift to Recipe Troll.
ha! you stupid faggot, it's retarded to talk all the fucking time about some limey asstart who has written six or seven copies of the same mildly funny book. quoting the Faggot Guide to the Bathhouse or whatever is totally gay and i kill people when they do it in my presence.
this started as a recipe for "penne in vodka and cream sauce" and i made it mine. there are at least three hot girl-friends of mine that cannot stop raving about "that pasta [i] make", and i have successfully used this recipe as an aid to getting pussy.
all you sexually-bankrupt bitches better have your fucking pencils out.
SEXUAL ASSPUSSY'S WHISKEY-CREAM-AND-BACON PASTA
you will need:
1 box penne (rigate or lisce, either is good)
1 large can (22oz) crushed tomatoes
1 cup heavy cream
1/3 lb bacon
5 cloves garlic
3 oz whiskey (use rye if you can get it)
olive oil
crushed red pepper
salt
1. Start cooking the bacon.
2. While you're waiting for the bacon to cook, chop the garlic.
3. When the bacon is cooked, put it somewhere, and pour out most of the grease in the pan. Keep some of it in there, though.
4. Add a bit of olive oil to the pan and start the garlic sautéing. throw in a pinch of salt.
5. Start to boil water for the pasta. The more water, the better. Add 1 tsp salt for every 2 liters of water.
6. When the garlic gets to be a golden-brown color (on the golden side is ok), pour in the crushed tomatoes and add 1/2 tsp crushed red pepper. Stir a bit. Reduce heat to medium and let it bubble. You can use a splash guard if you're a fucking pussy, but as you might have guessed, i don't.
7. When the water reaches a rolling boil, throw in the pasta. Stir it once, after the water returns to a rolling boil.
8. Tear up the bacon into small pieces and stir them into the sauce.
9. When the pasta is ready (usually 12 minutes or so), drain it. Pour the sauce into the pot you used to boil the pasta. Shake the pasta free of excess water and stir it into the sauce. Return it to heat on low.
10. Add the whiskey. Swig. Stir. Wait one minute.
11. Add the cream. Stir. Wait one minute.
Et voilà! This meal goes well with weed. Don't forget the wine!@
Feeds three hungry/four civilized people.
You will need:
Step 1
Defrag your c: drive, shrink your Windows partition, etc. This part occurs under Windows, so it's totally easy and 100% trouble-free.
Step 2
Try to install Debian GNU/Linux. Find out that the install CD kernel will not boot your brand-new brand-name PC. Pore through list archives and obscure docs until you find out that you have to make boot floppies of the "compact" series of images. Start drinking.
Step 3
Boot into Windows and download rawrite2.exe, a floppy imaging utility. Find the appropriate "compact" images on the Debian CD and write them to floppy disk. This part, like Step 1, is trouble-free.
Step 4
Use the boot floppies you just made to bootstrap the Debian install. Install as normal; I also like to take a nip whenever the installer asks me a stupid question. When configuring lilo, be sure to instruct it to leave the MBR the fuck alone, and write to the superblock of the root partition. Make a lilo boot disk too, because you can be 100% goddamn sure you'll need it.
Step 5
Reboot into Debian GNU/Linux, using the boot floppy you just made. While the machine takes 4 minutes to boot off the floppy, down a few slugs. Once it's booted, navigate your way through the bizarre package system called 'dselect'. Be sure to choose all the packages you need, and all the ones you want, and none that'll introduce any incompatibilities or bugs. Ha ha ha ha ha! Drink.
When you're done with that, pop in a DOS-formatted floppy and execute the following commands as root:
# mkdir
# perl -e '`df`=~m|(/.{3}/\S+)|;print"if=$1";' | xargs dd of=/tmp/mnt/lnxboot.blk bs=512 count=1
# umount
Step 6
Reboot into Windows. Leave the disk in. Pull up a command terminal and type:
cd c:\
move a:\lnxboot.blk lnxboot.blk
attrib -r -s -h boot.ini
Add the following line to the end of boot.ini in your favorite Windows text editor:
c:\lnxboot.blk="Debian GNU/Linux Free OS"
...and one more command:
attrib +r +s +h boot.ini
Step 7
Reboot. Notice the boot loader now gives the option of booting into Debian GNU/Linux or Windows. Boot into Debian and log in as root.
Run "XF86Setup" to try to set up a crude windowing solution. Notice that it does not support your perfectly good video hardware. Drain the bottle.
Try a few configurations, locking up your machine each time.
Start thinking about the knife...
You will need:
Step 1
Defrag your c: drive, shrink your Windows partition, etc. This part occurs under Windows, so it's totally easy and 100% trouble-free.
Step 2
Try to install Debian GNU/Linux. Find out that the install CD kernel will not boot your brand-new brand-name PC. Pore through list archives and obscure docs until you find out that you have to make boot floppies of the "compact" series of images. Start drinking.
Step 3
Boot into Windows and download rawrite2.exe, a floppy imaging utility. Find the appropriate "compact" images on the Debian CD and write them to floppy disk. This part, like Step 1, is trouble-free.
Step 4
Use the boot floppies you just made to bootstrap the Debian install. Install as normal; I also like to take a nip whenever the installer asks me a stupid question. When configuring lilo, be sure to instruct it to leave the MBR the fuck alone, and write to the superblock of the root partition. Make a lilo boot disk too, because you can be 100% goddamn sure you'll need it.
Step 5
Reboot into Debian GNU/Linux, using the boot floppy you just made. While the machine takes 4 minutes to boot off the floppy, down a few slugs. Once it's booted, navigate your way through the bizarre package system called 'dselect'. Be sure to choose all the packages you need, and all the ones you want, and none that'll introduce any incompatibilities or bugs. Ha ha ha ha ha! Drink.
When you're done with that, pop in a DOS-formatted floppy and execute the following commands as root:
# mkdir
# perl -e '`df`=~m|(/.{3}/\S+)|;print"if=$1";' | xargs dd of=/tmp/mnt/lnxboot.blk bs=512 count=1
# umount
Step 6
Reboot into Windows. Leave the disk in. Pull up a command terminal and type:
cd c:\
move a:\lnxboot.blk lnxboot.blk
attrib -r -s -h boot.ini
Add the following line to the end of boot.ini in your favorite Windows text editor:
c:\lnxboot.blk="Debian GNU/Linux Free OS"
...and one more command:
attrib +r +s +h boot.ini
Step 7
Reboot. Notice the boot loader now gives the option of booting into Debian GNU/Linux or Windows. Boot into Debian and log in as root.
Run "XF86Setup" to try to set up a crude windowing solution. Notice that it does not support your perfectly good video hardware. Drain the bottle.
Try a few configurations, locking up your machine each time.
Start thinking about the knife...
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but why not throw it in there if you can? certainly it's more elegant that way. are you posing this argument as a way of reaffirming your shriveled masculinity? there are heavy drugs that can help with that, you know.
my instincts tell me that i should call you a faggot or something, so here goes: you spunk-funneling punk, i bet you take it up the ass just so you can smell your own shit.
"Hey honey, where's your sister?" My mom asked leaning her head into my room as I sat back on my bed, thinking about this afternoon.
My mom and sister looked a lot alike. Mom was a bit heavier but still in great shape for her 37 years. Her shoulder length hair was darker than my sister's short bob-cut sandy blonde was, but both were petite and very pretty with smallish breasts.
"Hi mom, I think I heard her in the shower." I said and was glad I could give an honest answer. Ironically, the biggest regret I had about my encounter with Julie was deceiving mom about it. We were a close family (even before this afternoon) especially since our dad had run out on us after Julie was born.
Mom didn't talk about that early part of her life much. We deduced from family gossip and from doing the math with regard to my birthday and our parents wedding day that their's had been a marriage of convenience after she got pregnant with me at a young age. Beyond that, we just knew that dad left her when he found out that Julie was on the way.
"So what did you two do today while I was shopping with your Aunt Megan?" she asked with a half smile on her lips. The way she said it almost had me thinking she knew what we did, then I quickly dismissed the thought; no way would she be this calm about it.
Well mom, I sucked Julie's beautiful tits until she came, then she blew me and I shot my load in her mouth. Did I mention she swallowed every drop? "Well I got the front yard mowed and did some studying." I answered again truthfully albeit partially. Julie saved me from any more questions though as her voice came from the hall.
"Hi mom," My sister said as she suddenly appeared in my doorway for the second time today. She had on her bathrobe and her hair hung over her forehead in half-dried strings. She approached mom from the side and leaned in to kiss her cheek. Mom pushed her soft cheek out to accept her daughter's lips - the same ones that had been wrapped around my dick only a few minutes before; I couldn't help but note. Julie's mouth came away with a smack and I saw she left moisture on mom's face.
"Ooops!" Julie said as she wiped the excess from mom's cheek. "That was a wet one, sorry mom!"
"That's ok dear," she said smiling as she brought her hand to the spot where Julie kissed her, "we're family."
"Hey, didn't you tell me Julie was adopted mom?"
"You see how he is?" Julie pleaded to our mother, "and I was even being nice to him today." She said turning her head slightly so mom would not see her eyes as she lowered her gaze to my crotch. "Very nice." She concluded, and raised her eyes back up to mine to give me a wink. The teasing wench was definitely enjoying the hell out of this.
"Ok you two, enough of that now." Mom said in mock reproach. Mom knew that Julie and I liked to play the sibling rivalry game but had not really fought since we were small kids. Mom still liked to be the peacemaker though, and the exchange between us had the comfort of the familiar.
Mom looked at Julie with folded arms. "Now go give your brother a kiss and make up."
"But he started it!" Julie protested briefly, no doubt enjoying our old game with the new undercurrent of sexuality. Then she marched over to me, melodramatically swinging her arms, doing the scolded daughter routine.
"Aw mom, but she gives wet kisses!"
"You're gonna get the wettest one of all big brother!" Julie exclaimed as she pushed me back on the bed and ground her pursed wet lips into my cheek with a "mmmmmmmm!" noise.
Mom walked over to the bed laughing. "Well since we all seem to be in such a good mood, I propose we don't spoil it with cooking." referring to our shared household duties. Julie and I cooked about half the meals and spread the other housework between us.
"How about we order a pizza tonight?" Mom finished as Julie stopped her slobber attack on my cheek, half on top of me.
"Sure, mom." Julie and I actually spoke in unison.
"See, you are related!" Mom finished and we all laughed.
"I'm going for my shower now then." Mom said moving towards the door. "I'll leave the pizza ordering to you two."
Julie still lay on top of me smiling. We both heard mom start the shower in her room a few moments later.
"When you give a wet kiss Jules, you don't mess around." I grabbed a corner of her robe to wipe the slobber from my face. "The way you've been acting I almost expected you to tongue kiss me right in front of mom."
"I wanted to, but I thought you'd be mad." She pouted.
"Well, mom might not appreciate the fact that I love you as ah, more than a sister." I said honestly, not meaning to sound sappy but the way it came out was sincere and she raised her head and looked at me with soft eyes.
"Aw Tim." she said and moved her lips to mine. She opened her mouth and pushed her tongue past my lips to initiate a real lover's kiss between us and in the process, making me hard again.
Feeling me grow hard underneath her, she smiled and broke off our passionate mouthplay, then sat up with her knees straddling my groin.
"You know, mom usually takes long showers..." Julie almost purred as she pulled her robe apart and off, throwing the terrycloth garment on the floor, leaving her naked on top of me.
"You...but....we don't have time for..." I stuttered, but she had already grabbed the waistband of my sweats and pulled them down my legs, unceremoniously exposing my hard prick in the process.
"Don't you like a challenge?" She asked playfully, "I'll even be on top and do all the work! All you have to do is sit there and let me ride your stiff cock for awhile, then cum inside my pussy." She said reveling in her crude language. "I can see you're up for it." She giggled.
"But..." I echoed.
"No time for foreplay though." She interrupted, and tossed my sweats on top of her discarded robe on the floor. With that she straddled me again, trapping my prick between her sex and my belly.
The rational side of me was protesting that this was too risky, but the horny side of me won the internal battle as I grabbed her hips to position her over me, thinking we could just make it before mom was done.
"It's a good thing I'm already wet." she said, and lifted up a bit to reach between us. Julie grabbed the head of my prick and rubbed it up and down her slit for good measure. The sensation of her soft, wet folds on the swollen head of my dick made me utter a low grunt and Julie smiled at that.
She put the engorged head of my prick at the opening to her vagina, and I felt the tip begin to enter her. "Jules..." I said suddenly, but she stopped me.
"Don't worry big brother, " she said reading my mind, "I'm on the pill." And with that my sister eased down, letting her sex engulf me slowly until our pubic hair met.
"Hmmmmm." She purred and she stopped there briefly, letting us both savor the moment.
Julie's sex was tight and warm and I began to wish we had more time for this. She looked down at me with her mouth half-open and her eyes had a lustful glaze. I almost expected her tongue to come rolling out to complete our decadent scene. Then she slowly brought her hips back up, leaving just the head of my prick in her and I noted my shaft was now gleaming with her juices. Julie looked down and examined my our sexual union too, then smiled at me and slammed down on my groin hard, impaling her small body on my shaft, making us both moan from the sudden sensation. She started to thrust quickly, making good on her promise to do all the work. Julie had her knees spread wide on either side of me. Her petite arms were locked at the elbow on either side of my head as she pushed herself back and down, frantically forcing my hard length into her hole. I put my hands under her thighs and helped move her small frame up and down on my shaft. We had not been at it long but I could already tell this would not be a quick one for me.
"Jule's..." I said, a little out of breath myself, "You took the edge off me this afternoon... with your expert blow job. I'm going to last awhile this time."
She stopped her bouncing on a downstroke and rolled her eyes giving a melodramatic sigh, "Men! The one time I actually want a quickie..." She finished as she rose off of me. My now slimy cock slipped out of her and came back with a 'slap' on my belly. "I guess we'll have to take a shortcut then."
Julie backed down my body and knelt between my legs, taking my dick in her mouth, and quickly began to suck her secretions from me with disturbingly loud smacking and moaning sounds. She was really into it and I wondered again at the change in her since I'd sucked her little breasts for the first time. I decided to tell her to keep it down a little and raised my head to speak.
"J..." I only got the first J-sound out before I saw mom.
"Kids, I found some coupons for that pizza place down the street that we like." Our mom's voice shattered our sexual buildup as she came to a stop in the middle of my room, staring at us.
My heart nearly exploded. I leaned up so quickly that my sister's head bumped my chest as she brought her mouth off my dick and turned to look behind her. I wondered briefly if she was aware of her hand still grasping the base of my shaft. Mom was standing in the middle of my room, wearing her bathrobe but still dry, holding up the promised coupons. Julie and I were frozen in place. Julie's ass was pushed into the air and her wet, just-fucked pussy was spread wide, pointing directly at mom.
"I remembered these just before I stepped in the shower." She said and walked closer to us. Mom leaned down and deposited the small squares of paper on the table beside my bed. "I'll just set them here so you'll have them when you call the order in." She said, then she moved closer to Julie and I and stopped at the bed. Mom reached out and placed her hand on Julie's naked back. "Whenever you're finished of course." she concluded raising her hand to give my sister one gentle pat. She smiled softly down on the two of us, letting her fingers trail off of Julie as she turned and walked out of my room.
"I've never had anyone give so much attention to my tits before" she said, slightly out of breath. She closed her eyes with her head back and massaged one of her breasts, the other hand still stroked the back of my hair. "Steve, would always kind of ignore them and get my panties off right away, I think he thought my tits were too small."
Steve was her ex-boyfriend, an all around asshole. I never knew why she kept him around.
"Well Steve-o never was too bright in my opinion", I said, "although I can hardly blame him for wanting to get into your sweet panties." I said, thinking I may as well go for broke.
Julie smiled coyly at that. Her face slackened after a moment and she regarded me with narrowed eyes, both of us reflecting on this new development between us. I hoped that she wouldn't end the game now. She looked down to the crotch of her bikini, which had worked up into her slit and I followed her gaze.
"And just how would you know my panties are sweet?" she asked as she took one hand from around my neck and slipped it under the top hem of her bikini bottom. I could see the material being pushed out of her slit as she made room for her finger. The hand she brought out was wet, especially her middle finger. The smell of her sex was pungent as she waved it under my nose briefly. She pulled it away from my face and regarded her slimy hand for a moment before she closed her mouth over the girl-juice covered fingers, licking them clean in long smooth motions while looking at me. I almost came right there. Then again, as close as I was, a strong breeze may have done it too.
"Hmm, it doesn't taste sweet," she said smacking her lips, " a little musky maybe." With that she dipped her hand back into her crotch but this time brought it to my lips and I dutifully sucked her fingers clean, savoring the sex-sweat-cum taste of her.
"But I'm being selfish," my sister said smiling, "here you are sucking just about every part of my me and you've just been suffering there all along." She said as her hand went to my bulging crotch. "Did I do that to you big brother? If I caused it I should at least help you take care of it hmmm?" She pushed on my chest and I felt her thighs tense as she stood up. I scooted back from the desk and half stood so she could pull my sweat pants down and off, then settled back into the chair.
"Oooh, I'm flattered" she cooed, looking at my stiff member. I was so hard that it was jerking in time with my heartbeat. She knelt down and brought her mouth almost to the head of my dick then made her mouth form a little "O" and blew on it gently while giving me a look that said 'paybacks are hell'.
'Ok you got me sis, now suck it already,' I thought, wisely suppressing my smartass remark this time.
Julie didn't tease me long though and ran her tongue up my length and began licking the head. The wet sensation of her tongue was intense and I tried not to blow all over her face right there. She then closed her mouth over the head and I saw the hollow of her cheeks cave in from the suction. She brought her lips off with a surprisingly loud 'pop' and smiled up at me while still working my cock with her hand.
"Jules," I almost gasped, I'm really close..." I warned as she started to lick me up the shaft again and again like a popsicle.
"I know" she said, then took about two-thirds of my seven-inch length in her mouth and gave me several long bobbing strokes before pulling off just far enough so she could speak. Her lips were still touching the head of my prick and I could feel the small vibrations and warm breath from her speech as she continued, "I actually thought you'd have come by now. What's the matter big brother?" she asked, and looked up at me with big eyes as her bottom lip drifted away from the head of my prick, leaving a slimy strand of pre-cum and saliva connecting us. "Don't you like me?"
That was about all I could take. My hips began to jerk as my dick shot the first spurt onto her lip and she quickly closed her mouth over the head to catch the rest. I thrust my hips into her face as my cum shot into her mouth. Julie's small throat worked fast as she swallowed my semen, only missing that first shot on her face. Then, keeping her mouth on me she pushed her face farther on to my slowly softening length until her nose was buried in my pubic hair and drew back, cleaning me in the process. She did this several more times then moved down to my almost hairless balls to lick and suck making them wet quickly. Julie gave my dick one last pull with her lips, then drew off of it with a final popping sound and licked her lips. She looked up at me with a wet smile, one glob of cum still clinging to her upper lip.
"Now that is sweet!" she said using her small finger like a squeegee to scrape up the glob of cum from her lip and suck it into her mouth.
"Jules..." I began but the phone rang suddenly. Julie and I looked over to the cordless on my dresser but it stopped after one ring and we heard Mom's muted voice as she answered on the downstairs extension.
"Shit!" I whispered. Both of us suddenly realizing that Mom was back from her day of shopping. We had forgotten the time in our lust. It was just luck that mom had not come upstairs yet. "We almost got caught!" she added unnecessarily as she moved off of me.
"Timothy!" my mom called up from downstairs, "telephone!" Julie still stood there in her girl-cum soaked bikini though and made no move towards the door.
"Well Timothy," she mocked as she pulled her bikini bottoms down and off, letting them dangle from her right hand. "Aren't you going to answer?"
I stared at my gorgeous, nude sister as I pulled up my sweats then spun around and grabbed the cordless phone, pushing the 'talk' button. "Got it mom!"
"Hello?" I said as I heard the click of mom hanging up the phone downstairs. I began calculate the time it would take for her to get to my room from downstairs, hoping she would stay down there long enough, wishing Julie would stop teasing and get the hell out before we were busted.
My buddy from school, Eric began talking to me about something that I couldn't quite pay attention to as my naked sister moved toward me.
Her light brown pubic hair was matted and soaked, as were her bikini bottoms that she still had in her hand. She then took the crotch of them and ground it into her slit, actually pushing it inside as far as she could. Julie brought the now even wetter material out and up to my mouth and pushed it in, and I tasted her musky scent stronger than ever.
"So what do you say man?" Eric finished.
I pulled the creamy material from my mouth but tried to answer too soon and only produced a mumble.
"Are you eating something?" Eric asked.
"Uh, listen Eric, can I call you back later?" I said, successfully clearing the crotch material from my mouth this time as my sister turned to go finally.
"Sure, Sure but just tell me if you're going to make it to the lake with us this weekend."
"I might have to uh, take care of some things around the house here actually." I said and clicked the phone off as I watched Julie's perfect naked ass bounce slightly when she turned the corner out of my room.
I heard her start the shower across the hall as I buried my incriminating sweats and her bikini in my laundry hamper, making a mental note to do this particular load myself, and quickly put on some clean sweats. I sat back on my bed and wondered at Julie's behavior. I also remembered the excitement in her voice when she talked about getting caught by our mom in the act of sucking me off. The little imp was actually turned on at the prospect and I wondered if her exhibitionist nature knew any limits now.
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The Internet Gopher Protocol
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Status of this Memo
This memo provides information for the Internet community. It does
not specify an Internet standard. Distribution of this memo is
unlimited.
Abstract
The Internet Gopher protocol is designed for distributed document
search and retrieval. This document describes the protocol, lists
some of the implementations currently available, and has an overview
of how to implement new client and server applications. This
document is adapted from the basic Internet Gopher protocol document
first issued by the Microcomputer Center at the University of
Minnesota in 1991.
Introduction
gopher n. 1. Any of various short tailed, burrowing mammals of the
family Geomyidae, of North America. 2. (Amer. colloq.) Native or
inhabitant of Minnesota: the Gopher State. 3. (Amer. colloq.) One
who runs errands, does odd-jobs, fetches or delivers documents for
office staff. 4. (computer tech.) software following a simple
protocol for burrowing through a TCP/IP internet.
The Internet Gopher protocol and software follow a client-server
model. This protocol assumes a reliable data stream; TCP is assumed.
Gopher servers should listen on port 70 (port 70 is assigned to
Internet Gopher by IANA). Documents reside on many autonomous
servers on the Internet. Users run client software on their desktop
systems, connecting to a server and sending the server a selector (a
line of text, which may be empty) via a TCP connection at a well-
known port. The server responds with a block of text terminated by a
period on a line by itself and closes the connection. No state is
retained by the server.
While documents (and services) reside on many servers, Gopher client
software presents users with a hierarchy of items and directories
much like a file system. The Gopher interface is designed to
resemble a file system since a file system is a good model for
organizing documents and services; the user sees what amounts to one
big networked information system containing primarily document items,
directory items, and search items (the latter allowing searches for
documents across subsets of the information base).
Servers return either directory lists or documents. Each item in a
directory is identified by a type (the kind of object the item is),
user-visible name (used to browse and select from listings), an
opaque selector string (typically containing a pathname used by the
destination host to locate the desired object), a host name (which
host to contact to obtain this item), and an IP port number (the port
at which the server process listens for connections). The user only
sees the user-visible name. The client software can locate and
retrieve any item by the trio of selector, hostname, and port.
To use a search item, the client submits a query to a special kind of
Gopher server: a search server. In this case, the client sends the
selector string (if any) and the list of words to be matched. The
response yields "virtual directory listings" that contain items
matching the search criteria.
Gopher servers and clients exist for all popular platforms. Because
the protocol is so sparse and simple, writing servers or clients is
quick and straightforward.
1. Introduction
The Internet Gopher protocol is designed primarily to act as a
distributed document delivery system. While documents (and services)
reside on many servers, Gopher client software presents users with a
hierarchy of items and directories much like a file system. In fact,
the Gopher interface is designed to resemble a file system since a
file system is a good model for locating documents and services. Why
model a campus-wide information system after a file system? Several
reasons:
(a) A hierarchical arrangement of information is familiar to many
users. Hierarchical directories containing items (such as
documents, servers, and subdirectories) are widely used in
electronic bulletin boards and other campus-wide information
systems. People who access a campus-wide information server will
expect some sort of hierarchical organization to the information
presented.
(b) A file-system style hierarchy can be expressed in a simple
syntax. The syntax used for the internet Gopher protocol is
easily understandable, and was designed to make debugging servers
and clients easy. You can use Telnet to simulate an internet
Gopher client's requests and observe the responses from a server.
Special purpose software tools are not required. By keeping the
syntax of the pseudo-file system client/server protocol simple, we
can also achieve better performance for a very common user
activity: browsing through the directory hierarchy.
(c) Since Gopher originated in a University setting, one of the
goals was for departments to have the option of publishing
information from their inexpensive desktop machines, and since
much of the information can be presented as simple text files
arranged in directories, a protocol modeled after a file system
has immediate utility. Because there can be a direct mapping from
the file system on the user's desktop machine to the directory
structure published via the Gopher protocol, the problem of
writing server software for slow desktop systems is minimized.
(d) A file system metaphor is extensible. By giving a "type"
attribute to items in the pseudo-file system, it is possible to
accommodate documents other than simple text documents. Complex
database services can be handled as a separate type of item. A
file-system metaphor does not rule out search or database-style
queries for access to documents. A search-server type is also
defined in this pseudo-file system. Such servers return "virtual
directories" or list of documents matching user specified
criteria.
2. The internet Gopher Model
A detailed BNF rendering of the internet Gopher syntax is available
in the appendix...but a close reading of the appendix may not be
necessary to understand the internet Gopher protocol.
In essence, the Gopher protocol consists of a client connecting to a
server and sending the server a selector (a line of text, which may
be empty) via a TCP connection. The server responds with a block of
text terminated with a period on a line by itself, and closes the
connection. No state is retained by the server between transactions
with a client. The simple nature of the protocol stems from the need
to implement servers and clients for the slow, smaller desktop
computers (1 MB Macs and DOS machines), quickly, and efficiently.
Below is a simple example of a client/server interaction; more
complex interactions are dealt with later. Assume that a "well-
known" Gopher server (this may be duplicated, details are discussed
later) listens at a well known port for the campus (much like a
domain-name server). The only configuration information the client
software retains is this server's name and port number (in this
example that machine is rawBits.micro.umn.edu and the port 70). In
the example below the F character denotes the TAB character.
Client: {Opens connection to rawBits.micro.umn.edu at port 70}
Server: {Accepts connection but says nothing}
Client: <CR><LF> {Sends an empty line: Meaning "list what you have"}
Server: {Sends a series of lines, each ending with CR LF}
0About internet GopherFStuff:About usFrawBits.micro.umn.eduF70
1Around University of MinnesotaFZ,5692,AUMFunderdog.micro.umn.eduF70
1Microcomputer News & PricesFPrices/Fpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70
1Courses, Schedules, CalendarsFFevents.ais.umn.eduF9120
1Student-Staff DirectoriesFFuinfo.ais.umn.eduF70
1Departmental PublicationsFStuff:DP:FrawBits.micro.umn.eduF70
{.....etc.....}
. {Period on a line by itself}
{Server closes connection}
The first character on each line tells whether the line describes a
document, directory, or search service (characters '0', '1', '7';
there are a handful more of these characters described later). The
succeeding characters up to the tab form a user display string to be
shown to the user for use in selecting this document (or directory)
for retrieval. The first character of the line is really defining
the type of item described on this line. In nearly every case, the
Gopher client software will give the users some sort of idea about
what type of item this is (by displaying an icon, a short text tag,
or the like).
The characters following the tab, up to the next tab form a selector
string that the client software must send to the server to retrieve
the document (or directory listing). The selector string should mean
nothing to the client software; it should never be modified by the
client. In practice, the selector string is often a pathname or
other file selector used by the server to locate the item desired.
The next two tab delimited fields denote the domain-name of the host
that has this document (or directory), and the port at which to
connect. If there are yet other tab delimited fields, the basic
Gopher client should ignore them. A CR LF denotes the end of the
item.
In the example, line 1 describes a document the user will see as
"About internet Gopher". To retrieve this document, the client
software must send the retrieval string: "Stuff:About us" to
rawBits.micro.umn.edu at port 70. If the client does this, the
server will respond with the contents of the document, terminated by
a period on a line by itself. A client might present the user with a
view of the world something like the following list of items:
About Internet Gopher
Around the University of Minnesota...
Microcomputer News & Prices...
Courses, Schedules, Calendars...
Student-Staff Directories...
Departmental Publications...
In this case, directories are displayed with an ellipsis and files
are displayed without any. However, depending on the platform the
client is written for and the author's taste, item types could be
denoted by other text tags or by icons. For example, the UNIX
curses-based client displays directories with a slash (/) following
the name; Macintosh clients display directories alongside an icon of
a folder.
The user does not know or care that the items up for selection may
reside on many different machines anywhere on the Internet.
Suppose the user selects the line "Microcomputer News & Prices...".
This appears to be a directory, and so the user expects to see
contents of the directory upon request that it be fetched. The
following lines illustrate the ensuing client-server interaction:
Client: (Connects to pserver.bookstore.umn.edu at port 70)
Server: (Accepts connection but says nothing)
Client: Prices/ (Sends the magic string terminated by CRLF)
Server: (Sends a series of lines, each ending with CR LF)
0About PricesFPrices/AboutusFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF7
0Macintosh PricesFPrices/MacFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70
0IBM PricesFPrices/IckFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70
0Printer & Peripheral PricesFPrices/PPPFpserver.bookstore.umn.eduF70
(.....etc.....)
. (Period on a line by itself)
(Server closes connection)
3. More details
3.1 Locating services
Documents (or other services that may be viewed ultimately as
documents, such as a student-staff phonebook) are linked to the
machine they are on by the trio of selector string, machine domain-
name, and IP port. It is assumed that there will be one well-known
top-level or root server for an institution or campus. The
information on this server may be duplicated by one or more other
servers to avoid a single point of failure and to spread the load
over several servers. Departments that wish to put up their own
departmental servers need to register the machine name and port with
the administrators of the top-level Gopher server, much the same way
as they register a machine name with the campus domain-name server.
An entry which points to the departmental server will then be made at
the top level server. This ensures that users will be able to
navigate their way down what amounts to a virtual hierarchical file
system with a well known root to any campus server if they desire.
Note that there is no requirement that a department register
secondary servers with the central top-level server; they may just
place a link to the secondary servers in their own primary servers.
They may indeed place links to any servers they desire in their own
server, thus creating a customized view of thethe Gopher information
universe; links can of course point back at the top-level server.
The virtual (networked) file system is therefore an arbitrary graph
structure and not necessarily a rooted tree. The top-level node is
merely one convenient, well-known point of entry. A set of Gopher
servers linked in this manner may function as a campus-wide
information system.
Servers may of course point links at other than secondary servers.
Indeed servers may point at other servers offering useful services
anywhere on the internet. Viewed in this manner, Gopher can be seen
as an Internet-wide information system.
3.2 Server portability and naming
It is recommended that all registered servers have alias names
(domain name system CNAME) that are used by Gopher clients to locate
them. Links to these servers should use these alias names rather
than the primary names. If information needs to be moved from one
machine to another, a simple change of domain name system alias
(CNAME) allows this to occur without any reconfiguration of clients
in the field. In short, the domain name system may be used to re-map
a server to a new address. There is nothing to prevent secondary
servers or services from running on otherwise named servers or ports
other than 70, however these should be reachable via a primary
server.
3.3 Contacting server administrators
It is recommended that every server administrator have a document
called something like: "About Bogus University's Gopher server" as
the first item in their server's top level directory. In this
document should be a short description of what the server holds, as
well as name, address, phone, and an e-mail address of the person who
administers the server. This provides a way for users to get word to
the administrator of a server that has inaccurate information or is
not running correctly. It is also recommended that administrators
place the date of last update in files for which such information
matters to the users.
3.4 Modular addition of services
The first character of each line in a server-supplied directory
listing indicates whether the item is a file (character '0'), a
directory (character '1'), or a search (character '7'). This is the
base set of item types in the Gopher protocol. It is desirable for
clients to be able to use different services and speak different
protocols (simple ones such as finger; others such as CSO phonebook
service, or Telnet, or X.500 directory service) as needs dictate.
CSO phonebook service is a client/server phonebook system typically
used at Universities to publish names, e-mail addresses, and so on.
The CSO phonebook software was developed at the University of
Illinois and is also sometimes refered to as ph or qi. For example,
if a server-supplied directory listing marks a certain item with type
character '2', then it means that to use this item, the client must
speak the CSO protocol. This removes the need to be able to
anticipate all future needs and hard-wire them in the basic Internet
Gopher protocol; it keeps the basic protocol extremely simple. In
spite of this simplicity, the scheme has the capability to expand and
change with the times by adding an agreed upon type-character for a
new service. This also allows the client implementations to evolve
in a modular fashion, simply by dropping in a module (or launching a
new process) for some new service. The servers for the new service
of course have to know nothing about Internet Gopher; they can just
be off-the shelf CSO, X.500, or other servers. We do not however,
encourage arbitrary or machine-specific proliferation of service
types in the basic Gopher protocol.
On the other hand, subsets of other document retrieval schemes may be
mapped onto the Gopher protocol by means of "gateway-servers".
Examples of such servers include Gopher-to-FTP gateways, Gopher-to-
archie gateways, Gopher-to-WAIS gateways, etc. There are a number of
advantages of such mechanisms. First, a relatively powerful server
machine inherits both the intelligence and work, rather than the more
modest, inexpensive desktop system that typically runs client
software or basic server software. Equally important, clients do not
have to be modified to take advantage of a new resource.
3.5 Building clients
A client simply sends the retrieval string to a server if it wants to
retrieve a document or view the contents of a directory. Of course,
each host may have pointers to other hosts, resulting in a "graph"
(not necessarily a rooted tree) of hosts. The client software may
save (or rather "stack") the locations that it has visited in search
of a document. The user could therefore back out of the current
location by unwinding the stack. Alternatively, a client with
multiple-window capability might just be able to display more than
one directory or document at the same time.
A smart client could cache the contents of visited directories
(rather than just the directory's item descriptor), thus avoiding
network transactions if the information has been previously
retrieved.
If a client does not understand what a say, type 'B' item (not a core
item) is, then it may simply ignore the item in the directory
listing; the user never even has to see it. Alternatively, the item
could be displayed as an unknown type.
Top-level or primary servers for a campus are likely to get more
traffic than secondary servers, and it would be less tolerable for
such primary servers to be down for any long time. So it makes sense
to "clone" such important servers and construct clients that can
randomly choose between two such equivalent primary servers when they
first connect (to balance server load), moving to one if the other
seems to be down. In fact, smart client implementations do this
clone server and load balancing. Alternatively, it may make sense to
have the domain name system return one of a set of redundant of
server's IP address to load balance betwen redundant sets of
important servers.
3.6 Building ordinary internet Gopher servers
The retrieval string sent to the server might be a path to a file or
directory. It might be the name of a script, an application or even
a query that generates the document or directory returned. The basic
server uses the string it gets up to but not including a CR-LF or a
TAB, whichever comes first.
All intelligence is carried by the server implementation rather than
the protocol. What you build into more exotic servers is up to you.
Server implementations may grow as needs dictate and time allows.
3.7 Special purpose servers
There are two special server types (beyond the normal Gopher server)
also discussed below:
1. A server directory listing can point at a CSO nameserver (the
server returns a type character of '2') to allow a campus
student-staff phonebook lookup service. This may show up on the
user's list of choices, perhaps preceded by the icon of a phone-
book. If this item is selected, the client software must resort
to a pure CSO nameserver protocol when it connects to the
appropriate host.
2. A server can also point at a "search server" (returns a first
character of '7'). Such servers may implement campus network (or
subnet) wide searching capability. The most common search servers
maintain full-text indexes on the contents of text documents held
by some subset of Gopher servers. Such a "full-text search
server" responds to client requests with a list of all documents
that contain one or more words (the search criteria). The client
sends the server the selector string, a tab, and the search string
(words to search for). If the selector string is empty, the client
merely sends the search string. The server returns the equivalent
of a directory listing for documents matching the search criteria.
Spaces between words are usually implied Boolean ANDs (although in
different implementations or search types, this may not
necessarily be true).
The CSO addition exists for historical reasons: at time of design,
the campus phone-book servers at the University of Minnesota used the
CSO protocol and it seemed simplest to just engulf them. The index-
server is however very much a Gopher in spirit, albeit with a slight
twist in the meaning of the selector-string. Index servers are a
natural place to incorperate gateways to WAIS and WHOIS services.
3.7.1 Building CSO-servers
A CSO Nameserver implementation for UNIX and associated documentation
is available by anonymous ftp from uxa.cso.uiuc.edu. We do not
anticipate implementing it on other machines.
3.7.2 Building full-text search servers
A full-text search server is a special-purpose server that knows
about the Gopher scheme for retrieving documents. These servers
maintain a full-text index of the contents of plain text documents on
Gopher servers in some specified domain. A Gopher full-text search
server was implemented using several NeXTstations because it was easy
to take advantage of the full-text index/search engine built into the
NeXT system software. A search server for generic UNIX systems based
on the public domain WAIS search engine, is also available and
currently an optional part of the UNIX gopher server. In addition,
at least one implementation of the gopher server incorperates a
gateway to WAIS servers by presenting the WAIS servers to gopherspace
as full-text search servers. The gopher<->WAIS gateway servers does
the work of translating from gopher protocol to WAIS so unmodified
gopher clients can access WAIS servers via the gateway server.
By using several index servers (rather than a monolithic index
server) indexes may be searched in parallel (although the client
software is not aware of this). While maintaining full-text indexes
of documents distributed over many machines may seem a daunting task,
the task can be broken into smaller pieces (update only a portion of
the indexes, search several partial indexes in parallel) so that it
is manageable. By spreading this task over several small, cheap (and
fast) workstations it is possible to take advantage of fine-grain
parallelism. Again, the client software is not aware of this. Client
software only needs to know that it can send a search string to an
index server and will receive a list of documents that contain the
words in the search string.
3.8 Item type characters
The client software decides what items are available by looking at
the first character of each line in a directory listing. Augmenting
this list can extend the protocol. A list of defined item-type
characters follows:
0 Item is a file
1 Item is a directory
2 Item is a CSO phone-book server
3 Error
4 Item is a BinHexed Macintosh file.
5 Item is DOS binary archive of some sort.
Client must read until the TCP connection closes. Beware.
6 Item is a UNIX uuencoded file.
7 Item is an Index-Search server.
8 Item points to a text-based telnet session.
9 Item is a binary file!
Client must read until the TCP connection closes. Beware.
+ Item is a redundant server
T Item points to a text-based tn3270 session.
g Item is a GIF format graphics file.
I Item is some kind of image file. Client decides how to display.
Characters '0' through 'Z' are reserved. Local experiments should
use other characters. Machine-specific extensions are not
encouraged. Note that for type 5 or type 9 the client must be
prepared to read until the connection closes. There will be no
period at the end of the file; the contents of these files are binary
and the client must decide what to do with them based perhaps on the
3.9 User display strings and server selector strings
User display strings are intended to be displayed on a line on a
typical screen for a user's viewing pleasure. While many screens can
accommodate 80 character lines, some space is needed to display a tag
of some sort to tell the user what sort of item this is. Because of
this, the user display string should be kept under 70 characters in
length. Clients may truncate to a length convenient to them.
4. Simplicity is intentional
As far as possible we desire any new features to be carried as new
protocols that will be hidden behind new document-types. The
internet Gopher philosophy is:
(a) Intelligence is held by the server. Clients have the option
of being able to access new document types (different, other types
of servers) by simply recognizing the document-type character.
Further intelligence to be borne by the protocol should be
minimized.
(b) The well-tempered server ought to send "text" (unless a file
must be transferred as raw binary). Should this text include
tabs, formfeeds, frufru? Probably not, but rude servers will
probably send them anyway. Publishers of documents should be
given simple tools (filters) that will alert them if there are any
funny characters in the documents they wish to publish, and give
them the opportunity to strip the questionable characters out; the
publisher may well refuse.
(c) The well-tempered client should do something reasonable with
funny characters received in text; filter them out, leave them in,
whatever.
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ooooh, feel the burn!
at least you have the GONADS to log in. good try.
right here
first post, fuckshitters