funny. i'm using Mozilla 1.0RC3 on Red Hat Lunix and it took me a few minutes to realize that hitting the Reload button on/.'s frontpage was doing nothing. three cheers for yet another buggy, crash-prone, amateur quality web browser. it will stand tall and proud with Netscape, IE, Opera, Konqueror, Galeon, OmniWeb, iCab, and basically every browser other than Mosaic 1.0 and lynx/links.
okay. you've got a <10000 UID, so you've been here a while. let me tell you something you apparently lack the grey matter to have figured out in the last five years. the first post that you see when you browse at a threshold of 0 or greater may not be the real first post. in this case, it's not even fucking close.
you should browse at -1 because that's where all the interesting shit is anyway.
someone please mod this up to +1 so this fucking bonehead will realize he's fucking dim.
I had always been fond of Mrs. Green. She was an elderly woman I guessed always to be about 45. She was my English Teacher and was very good as a teacher. I was 18 at time and very mature. We have known each other for 6 years since I was 12. I was currently having her for my A-levels. She was in good shape for her age and she had a trim figure. She was about 5ft 9 and she had blue eyes and brown hair. I have to admit her face had started turning wrinkly but that didn't matter. I had fancied her for a couple of years and I was called the teachers pet because she was very fond of me.
One day thought hat all changed. I was asked to stay and help with the display we were putting up. I was putting up one side and she put up the other. She came across and reached for the stapler and brushed against my cock and it I went into shock she just smiled I noticed she was wearing no bra and she had a nipple erection. I suddenly became erect as well. She noticed this.
"Oh Luke you look as if you need some help!"
"Yes miss."
I was near to crumbling. She walked over and as I held part of the display up she pressed her tits up against my back and cuddled me. With that she gripped my manhood. I could have exploded there.
"Come to the storeroom there is something I want to show you."
I couldn't wait I was that close to fucking my English teacher. I walked in shut the door, and locked it. I turned and to my total surprise she looked serious and said:
"Look Luke I don't know if we should do anything because I have been teaching for over 20 years and I have a reputation to uphold."
Shit she must be in her 40's. She is in good condition for that.
"Miss don't worry no one will see us and I wont tell anyone. Why would I be here if I would."
"Oh Luke I was hoping you were going to say that."
She approached me and kissed me on the lips. I was expecting her to taste of bad breath but she had he most wonderful aroma. I just didn't know what to do. So I opened my mouth and she slid her tongue in We must have stood there a while playing with each others tongues and exploring each others mouths. I was surprised then when she unzipped my flies and I pulled away.
"Don't you want this? Do you not find me attractive."
"No Miss I find you sexy but do you want to?" "Don't fuck about just satisfy me."
I took off my trousers. She pulled down her dress. I have to admit her breasts weren't firm but no where near saggy. Her body had hardly any ageing signs.
"No bad for a 47 year old grandmother. Eh."
I stood there gawping for a few seconds and pulled off all my clothes I stood there naked with a 6 ½ inch erection. She slid down her panties to reveal a well trimmed pussy. I reached down and pulled out a condom.
"Down worry about that I wanna have your cum inside me."
It then hit me how old she was and I was going to fuck her
"Luke if you think I'm too old then put on your clothes and go."
I didn't answer I just walked up to her and stuck my tongue down her throat. My hands were groping her ass but hers went further she put her middle finger up my ass. I breathed in sharply as she pushed it all the way. She started playing with my ass and I groaned.
"You like that?"
"Oh try two fingers."
She did and they fit fine. She played for a little longer before pulling out and licking her fingers clean.
"My turn." I said as I got on my knees and kissed her pussy. She sat on the desk behind her and spread her legs. I nearly cummed there and then. I buried my face into her pussy and licked it a and licked it. I slid in two fingers and I was playing with her. Then I found her G-spot. I spent 3 minutes licking and fingering. I felt her muscles tighten up as I rubbed.
"Luke oh I'm gonna cum please stop they'll hear me orgasm."
"No cum all over me just cum."
She was breathing heavily and I knew she was going to cum. She grabbed the nearest thing to her. My boxer shorts. Then with no haste they were in her mouth and she was gagged and screaming at the top of her voice as the cum started flowing. The muscles of her pussy were going frantic as the cum still flow and she still screamed. She was tossing her head and her eyes were rolling.
After she had stopped I pulled my damp, shorts out of her mouth.
"Good?"
"Amazing I haven't came like that in 30 years."
"Miss stand up and take it like a bitch."
"Oh, give it to me hard Luke."
With that instruction I backed her into a book case and she jumped and wrapped her legs around me I lowered her onto my cock. It made a squelching sound. She chuckled and pushed my face into her breasts. All I could do was suck on them as she moved up and down on my manhood. I couldn't believe I was here fucking my 47 year English teacher.
After 10 minutes of ravaging her pussy I felt the urge in cum.
"Ohhh miss I'm gonna cum."
"Go on Luke pump it deep inside me go on."
I then released a huge load inside Mrs. Green. The cum just kept flowing.
"Ohhh Miss how does it feel to be fucked by someone a third of you rage."
"(Groan) how do you think. Luke go faster please go faster."
Abiding by her orders I went faster and faster. After 2 minutes I let her down and put her on her hands and knees facing the wall. I gripped her hips and slipped my cock into her already well cum lubricated pussy. It was amazing how much more pleasure she was getting and I have to admit I came in under 10 minutes. But then kept going because I could feel her coming to an orgasm.
I kept pumping and pumping. I could feel her muscles tighten around my cock and her whole body go rigid. She started breathing heavily and groaning very loudly. So I slipped my cock out and put my whole fist inside her. I felt her muscles move aside as my hand went further and further. She said.
"That is fabulous. Now work on my ass."
"You mean fuck your ass."
"Luke, I don't think it'll fit."
"It will."
With that I eased it in inch by inch. It was so tight yet it could take it. Then I hit my fist. It had stretched the muscles so much it was taking up the space for her ass. I only had 5 inches of it in. Just over an inch to go. Shit. I couldn't get it any further.
The I nearly had a heart attack. Miss Forger knocked on the door and tried to open it.
"Oh ummm sorry Anita there's a lot of books pilled up there. Ill be out soon."
"Oh sorry I just wanted to ask where Luke was I need him."
We heard her walk away. I pulled my fist out and slammed my manhood the whole way in. Mrs. Green breathed sharply.
putting a cryptographic paper in front of slashbots is like tucking a cache of diamonds in a boar's craphole. and none of you faggot-ass HIV+ editors understand this article either. you're too busy harvesting cum from used rubbers to think about number field sieve.
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for the past two weeks the trolls have been helpfully informing the Slashdot public about certain events they might miss when they see Attack of the Clones: Count Dokoo cutting Anakin Skywalker's arm off, Kenobi's death, Padme and Anakin's love story and marriage, the gay scene between Jenga Fett and Jar-Jar Binks, etc.
well, here's another spoiler: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is FUCKING AWFUL.
the plot is tired, the characters are shallow, the dialogue is embarassing, and there's only about two minutes of good fighting to redeem the rest. spend your money on weed and hookers, and save those movie tickets for the fucking SAPS.
I remember one day very vividly from when Josh and I were eighteen year old seniors in high school.
I saw a flash of taut blond speed out of the corner of my eye and felt the familiar tingle below my navel. The warmth of his passing reminded me with sinking clarity of how lonely I was even as his scent drifted back to me. Josh sped past while we both made laps around the track and I watched as his muscles contracted and expanded with fluid grace.
Gym was always a kind of torture. I concentrated on diminishing my physical reaction even as I slowed, reasoning that double laps were better than getting caught with a hard-on.
Whistled to a stop, my breathing regained some normalcy as we gathered to sit around coach Feldman. A short man with a spare tire, he wiped vicarious sweat from his balding head. As he vented about how what a lazy out of shape generation we were I scooted just a little closer to Josh and caught his eye. He looked back at the coach and made a face and glanced back at me to see my reaction. I grinned and gamely rolled my eyes too. We weren't the best of friends but lately we'd been cutting up together in gym class at coach Feldmans expense and my growing delight. I mean my physically growing delight. Something which only Josh could see as we sat at the back of the class, but something which was unmistakable in my tight gym shorts. I was sitting cross-legged and brought my arms in over my crotch and bent forward slightly as I felt the crimson creep up my face. He caught my eye and only grinned a little wider.
"What the hell?" I thought in confusion as coaches droning ceased and we were dismissed to the showers. I lagged behind the others naturally, thinking I'd better skip the showers today and head right for home as this was last period and we were allowed to do that.
Just as I reached the door to the locker room I felt something grip the back of my jock strap and pull me backwards. Hot breath seared into my ear and the back of my neck. "Not so fast Jason!"
Josh spun me around so fast and pinned my arms against the locker room door I had no time to react or struggle even if I had wanted to. We were alone in the hall. His breath came short and ragged as his warm brown eyes bore into mine. He must have seen first the fear and then the acceptance and submission, because just as that peace came over me, that willingness to take whatever he might want to do to me, he released me. A confident smile, almost a sneer, spread across his face as he held me with his eyes. "OK." he said at last, his voice both gentle and dominant "meet me at my place in half an hour." His right hand groped my crotch roughly as I stepped aside. He pulled the door to the locker room open and breezed past me as if nothing had happened.
I had a raging boner and I'd be damned if I was going into that locker room with it, so I turned on my heel and headed for my street locker, snagged my books and high-tailed it home faster than a bitch in heat.
It took me fifteen minutes to fly past my dog and little brother and in and out of the shower. I dressed in simple shorts and a tank top. It took exactly another fifteen to walk to Josh's house. In that time I replayed the events of the last hour and a half over and over. By the time I had reached his house I was sure Josh and most of the rest of the senior boys were gonna beat my ass into oblivion. But Josh's voice snaked around my thinking brain and just compelled me to keep walking. He had given me an order of sorts hadn't he? The memory of his scent and sweat plastered collar length blond hair as well as his brief grip on my boiling nuts brought me at last to his door.
"Took you long enough." he said smugly by way of greeting. I just stared dumbly as I took in what I saw framed in the screen door to his vacationing parents two story. There he stood in all his shirtless glory. Tan muscles and silken hair dripping as if he'd just stepped from the shower, which no doubt he had. His damp blue boxers seemed a small boy scout tent as he looked down to where he'd seen my eyes travel.
He just grinned in that way of his, opened the screen door and roughly pulled me inside. "You're not the only one who can throw wood you know." he said as we resumed our position of half an hour earlier. Now I don't mind being pinned to a wall by a sexy blond athlete, especially one I'd had the hots for all through high school, but I needed some answers.
"So you like guys too?" I managed to mumble. "Look," he said suddenly serious as he took my chin in his hand forcing me to look into his fierce gaze " I usually like to screw chicks, but if a guy happens to be hot enough and his ass itches for a pounding, I'll give it to him...if he knows how to keep his mouth shut." I could only nod dumbly as he stuck a finger into my mouth. "Thought so." he said and grinned again as he slowly broke away from our intimacy and walked further into his house. I felt it's loss and followed his invisible leash.
"You've been wiggling your ass around me like a puppy dog for quite a while now. So I suppose I had better nail it for you before we graduate. Or else you'll just turn out messed up." It was a statement I could only puzzle at. I cleared my throat as I looked nervously around. We had come through the living room and descended into the basement which had apparently been converted into Josh's living space/bedroom. It was a small apartment of sorts, a small refrigerator, walk-in closet, weight set, posters of half naked women as well as many trophies from his very successful high school athletic career.
The room absolutely smelled of Josh, his musky male scent soaked everything and made me a little light headed. I sat down on the edge of his weight bench to take it all in. He came to stand next to me, his tented crotch inches away from my face. "You like it?" he asked and I knew he wasn't talking about his room.
"Yeah." I said defiantly finding my voice as I looked up his sleek torso and into his soul melting brown eyes. "Nothing wrong with that." he said huskily as his hand fell to the back of my head stroking my brown collar length hair. I instinctively moved forward and found my self kissing his belly button. My tongue darted out and brought back the taste of warm male flesh.
"Nothing wrong with that at all" he sighed, and then added softly "bitch." And in that instant I knew that that is exactly what I was, his bitch. And I didn't mind because at that moment my whole existence centered on pleasing this beautiful dominant male in front of me.
I boldly pulled his boxers down. A proud seven inch rod popped up to tap under my chin. I slid off the weight bench onto my knees and was eye level with it's pulsing power. Its silky weight in my hand was something I hadn't really known I'd longed for until I gently guided it's head between my parted lips.
"Yeah, suck it bitch!" he said, and I was all too happy to obey. His hand on the back of my head forced me forward and I took his manhood inch by inch until I started to gag a bit. He let off and I got some air. The taste was phenomenal and his aroma became intoxicating as I mouthed his precome from his cocks tip and went down again. Soon I was taking him nearly balls deep. He hissed and yanked my hair a few times when my teeth grazed him. It was punishment enough, because I was getting quite good at blowing him if his now nearly constant grunts and moans meant anything.
When he abruptly pulled out I was left looking up at him from my knees in confusion as I worked my own meat. The look on my face made him laugh. "Don't worry you'll get it again." he said smiling down at me "Now lick my balls bitch!" His playful dominance and his comforting hand stroking my hair caused me to lap at his balls like a starving animal. I must have done that for ten or fifteen minutes when he again abruptly pulled away.
This time he walked over to a small but solid bench about waist high, his cock wagging in front of him. "Get up and strip." he ordered a little of the playfulness gone out of his voice. "It's time to get what you need." I obeyed slowly, but he was patient. At last I stood in front of him apprehensively admiring his gleaming abs and twitching cock. My own body was nothing to be ashamed of and his open admiration for my firm muscles as he glided a hand slowly over my pecs and biceps made my cock stand at even stiffer attention.
I was surprised when he boldly stepped into me and took my head into his hands and brought his lips to my own. I completely melted as I felt his tongue enter my mouth, and I knew then that I really was his.
He broke the kiss and rather roughly spun me around and bent me over the table. His fingers probed at my hole as I heard the foil of a condom wrapper being ripped open in his teeth. The next thing I felt was something cool and slippery going up my backside along with his fingers and I knew I was getting lubed. When he brought his masculinity up to my quivering ass I was actually begging for it to be inside me.
He entered me slowly, one hand guiding himself in, the other braced firmly around my waist. It was like nothing I had ever felt before. At first there was some pain and an overstuffed feeling, but then as my ass got used to him a searing completeness welled up inside of me. I knew then that this is what I wanted, would always want, and that this too makes a man a man and that there was no reason for shame.
His strokes were long and supple. I started to slowly thrust back into them. He felt around to my own cock and balls and began stroking me in time with his own thrusts. His other hand found my mouth and I sucked on his fingers. It was a glorious fuck.
When his tongue went into my ear I sailed over the edge. At that moment I felt so completely possessed and at the same time free as a bird that I shot my load into his stroking hand. My body continued pumping and responding to his mastery of it, when I felt him stiffen. His hot load filled his condom as he rammed into me three or four more times before he came to a shuddering halt.
I regretted the loss of his penis as it slid from my ass. But when I straightened and turned to look at him it was with both defiance and love. After he caught his breath and deposited the used condom he returned to me and brought his hand up to stroke the side of my face and look me in the eye.
"You needed that didn't you." he said simply. And I did. He had taken me completely and I was his. I also knew that I was now a man and could be and do and take whatever I wanted. And I wanted him.
"Yeah, thanks." I said looking fire at him. I loved him so much at that point, but I couldn't quite keep the sarcasm out of my voice.
But he had sensed the change in me and he sighed. "And now I suppose you want to return the favor." A new fire leapt into my heart and cock at the prospect. He only laughed and grinned as he punched me in the shoulder and lead me by the hand to his bed. "Come on then bitch!" he said. And I followed.
His kisses seemed at first tender and shy. But by now I knew he was the one in charge even as his hands pulled me on top of him into a dominating position. The permission he was giving me to rape his neck with my tongue while grinding my cock into his belly was his invitation to bear my manhood fully and with pride. Being a man meant giving as well as receiving. And right now I was about to give him my sleek hard seven inches.
As his legs parted and his back arched up to allow entry I felt his hands stroking my sweating sides. The lubricated condom rolled down snugly as I brought the tip of my cock to the quivering pink hole that waited for me. A feeling of tender urgency flooded me as my pole slid into Josh's griping ass. Josh fixed me with a look I can't really describe...awe...love...pride. His eyes snapped shut for ten seconds when I finally slid home, but when the pain faded there was only hunger. "OK stud-bitch," he said smiling up at me "fuck me silly!"
I couldn't have done otherwise. My pace seemed dictated by his need as much as my own as I plowed him with everything I had. It wasn't long when I felt his legs tighten around my waist while his back arched further. A strangled scream accompanied the geyser of cum that shot from Josh's cock and coated his heaving chest. The contraction that hit me from his orgasm made my seed crawl up my own shaft and into his silky bowls.
We then lay in a heap of sweaty muscles and spent dicks, warm, content and happy.
As our senior year came to a close Josh and I drew closer. That summer we played and sucked and fucked and had the best time of our young lives. We even shared a girl together, much to her delight I might add. But when I am alone it is his initiation of me into adulthood that day that I look back on most fondly. It had given me the confidence to be myself, so when we finally parted company in the fall for different colleges we were comfortable enough with each other not to despairs at the ending of something beautiful. We knew we'd be friends for life even as we went our separate paths.
i used to use NetSol back in the day when i didn't know other registrars existed. they're a big mistake. now i have the problem that joker.com changed their system around so only people with the email address of the host contact can change the info. this is no problem for hosts where i put my real name in, but those are few compared to the hosts where i left Stanley Choad (choads@gay.com) as the name...
i'm not on slashnet much. i got the ircops to ban all of mit.edu because of me. that's a class-A network! 1/255th of the addressible internet was blocked due to me!
You make me feel ashamed At acting attitudes Remember ridicule It should be clear by now Clear by now Your words are useless Full of excuses False confidence Someone has used you well Used you well I could be wrong It could be hate As far as I can see Clinging desperately Imagining pretending No personality Dragging on and on and on and on And on and on and on and on I think you're slightly late Slightly late This person's had enough Of useless memories Always remember Twisted amenities Could be wrong This person's had enough Of useless memories Always remember Twisted amenities Out of order Out of order It could be worse You're losing all the time I let you stay too long I could be wrong Could be worse You're losing all the time I let you stay too long I Could be wrong Could be wrong Whatever past Could never last All in your mind Where it all began You're doing wrong It's not the movies And you're old
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funny. i'm using Mozilla 1.0RC3 on Red Hat Lunix and it took me a few minutes to realize that hitting the Reload button on /.'s frontpage was doing nothing. three cheers for yet another buggy, crash-prone, amateur quality web browser. it will stand tall and proud with Netscape, IE, Opera, Konqueror, Galeon, OmniWeb, iCab, and basically every browser other than Mosaic 1.0 and lynx/links.
okay. you've got a <10000 UID, so you've been here a while. let me tell you something you apparently lack the grey matter to have figured out in the last five years. the first post that you see when you browse at a threshold of 0 or greater may not be the real first post. in this case, it's not even fucking close.
you should browse at -1 because that's where all the interesting shit is anyway.
someone please mod this up to +1 so this fucking bonehead will realize he's fucking dim.
i've posted this exact story before! quit biting my style you ass-dilation solutions provider!!
i knew this looked familiar.
not on my watch, you cowardly spoo-harvester!
I had always been fond of Mrs. Green. She was an elderly woman I guessed always to be about 45. She was my English Teacher and was very good as a teacher. I was 18 at time and very mature. We have known each other for 6 years since I was 12. I was currently having her for my A-levels. She was in good shape for her age and she had a trim figure. She was about 5ft 9 and she had blue eyes and brown hair. I have to admit her face had started turning wrinkly but that didn't matter. I had fancied her for a couple of years and I was called the teachers pet because she was very fond of me.
One day thought hat all changed. I was asked to stay and help with the display we were putting up. I was putting up one side and she put up the other. She came across and reached for the stapler and brushed against my cock and it I went into shock she just smiled I noticed she was wearing no bra and she had a nipple erection. I suddenly became erect as well. She noticed this.
"Oh Luke you look as if you need some help!"
"Yes miss."
I was near to crumbling. She walked over and as I held part of the display up she pressed her tits up against my back and cuddled me. With that she gripped my manhood. I could have exploded there.
"Come to the storeroom there is something I want to show you."
I couldn't wait I was that close to fucking my English teacher. I walked in shut the door, and locked it. I turned and to my total surprise she looked serious and said:
"Look Luke I don't know if we should do anything because I have been teaching for over 20 years and I have a reputation to uphold."
Shit she must be in her 40's. She is in good condition for that.
"Miss don't worry no one will see us and I wont tell anyone. Why would I be here if I would."
"Oh Luke I was hoping you were going to say that."
She approached me and kissed me on the lips. I was expecting her to taste of bad breath but she had he most wonderful aroma. I just didn't know what to do. So I opened my mouth and she slid her tongue in We must have stood there a while playing with each others tongues and exploring each others mouths. I was surprised then when she unzipped my flies and I pulled away.
"Don't you want this? Do you not find me attractive."
"No Miss I find you sexy but do you want to?" "Don't fuck about just satisfy me."
I took off my trousers. She pulled down her dress. I have to admit her breasts weren't firm but no where near saggy. Her body had hardly any ageing signs.
"No bad for a 47 year old grandmother. Eh."
I stood there gawping for a few seconds and pulled off all my clothes I stood there naked with a 6 ½ inch erection. She slid down her panties to reveal a well trimmed pussy. I reached down and pulled out a condom.
"Down worry about that I wanna have your cum inside me."
It then hit me how old she was and I was going to fuck her
"Luke if you think I'm too old then put on your clothes and go."
I didn't answer I just walked up to her and stuck my tongue down her throat. My hands were groping her ass but hers went further she put her middle finger up my ass. I breathed in sharply as she pushed it all the way. She started playing with my ass and I groaned.
"You like that?"
"Oh try two fingers."
She did and they fit fine. She played for a little longer before pulling out and licking her fingers clean.
"My turn." I said as I got on my knees and kissed her pussy. She sat on the desk behind her and spread her legs. I nearly cummed there and then. I buried my face into her pussy and licked it a and licked it. I slid in two fingers and I was playing with her. Then I found her G-spot. I spent 3 minutes licking and fingering. I felt her muscles tighten up as I rubbed.
"Luke oh I'm gonna cum please stop they'll hear me orgasm."
"No cum all over me just cum."
She was breathing heavily and I knew she was going to cum. She grabbed the nearest thing to her. My boxer shorts. Then with no haste they were in her mouth and she was gagged and screaming at the top of her voice as the cum started flowing. The muscles of her pussy were going frantic as the cum still flow and she still screamed. She was tossing her head and her eyes were rolling.
After she had stopped I pulled my damp, shorts out of her mouth.
"Good?"
"Amazing I haven't came like that in 30 years."
"Miss stand up and take it like a bitch."
"Oh, give it to me hard Luke."
With that instruction I backed her into a book case and she jumped and wrapped her legs around me I lowered her onto my cock. It made a squelching sound. She chuckled and pushed my face into her breasts. All I could do was suck on them as she moved up and down on my manhood. I couldn't believe I was here fucking my 47 year English teacher.
After 10 minutes of ravaging her pussy I felt the urge in cum.
"Ohhh miss I'm gonna cum."
"Go on Luke pump it deep inside me go on."
I then released a huge load inside Mrs. Green. The cum just kept flowing.
"Ohhh Miss how does it feel to be fucked by someone a third of you rage."
"(Groan) how do you think. Luke go faster please go faster."
Abiding by her orders I went faster and faster. After 2 minutes I let her down and put her on her hands and knees facing the wall. I gripped her hips and slipped my cock into her already well cum lubricated pussy. It was amazing how much more pleasure she was getting and I have to admit I came in under 10 minutes. But then kept going because I could feel her coming to an orgasm.
I kept pumping and pumping. I could feel her muscles tighten around my cock and her whole body go rigid. She started breathing heavily and groaning very loudly. So I slipped my cock out and put my whole fist inside her. I felt her muscles move aside as my hand went further and further. She said.
"That is fabulous. Now work on my ass."
"You mean fuck your ass."
"Luke, I don't think it'll fit."
"It will."
With that I eased it in inch by inch. It was so tight yet it could take it. Then I hit my fist. It had stretched the muscles so much it was taking up the space for her ass. I only had 5 inches of it in. Just over an inch to go. Shit. I couldn't get it any further.
The I nearly had a heart attack. Miss Forger knocked on the door and tried to open it.
"Oh ummm sorry Anita there's a lot of books pilled up there. Ill be out soon."
"Oh sorry I just wanted to ask where Luke was I need him."
We heard her walk away. I pulled my fist out and slammed my manhood the whole way in. Mrs. Green breathed sharply.
"I bet she needs me."
putting a cryptographic paper in front of slashbots is like tucking a cache of diamonds in a boar's craphole. and none of you faggot-ass HIV+ editors understand this article either. you're too busy harvesting cum from used rubbers to think about number field sieve.
queers
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glad a CLIT got it though
i missed FP because the page took so long to render. fuck you all, esp, the ACs
F1RST P0ST NIGGERS
choad
hi guys! wanna circle-cyber?
<3
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this is transparent like the front panel of your sister's sweet, sweet panties. you make funnel cakes from sperm.
i was in the FP zone... until mozilla decided it was naptime.
oh well, fuck you all.
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"If you have any kind of rating, people go to all kinds of trouble to get that rating in an illegitimate way," Manber reported.
well said, karma whore.
there was *NO ONE* queued up in the 20 seconds before me? i fucking hate off-by-one errors.
i blame you
omg Bill Gates is such a homo
did you see the way he holds his wrists?
pathetic
this is a beautiful poem.
Fuck George Lucas and Trent Lott
AOTC SUCKED
for the past two weeks the trolls have been helpfully informing the Slashdot public about certain events they might miss when they see Attack of the Clones: Count Dokoo cutting Anakin Skywalker's arm off, Kenobi's death, Padme and Anakin's love story and marriage, the gay scene between Jenga Fett and Jar-Jar Binks, etc.
well, here's another spoiler: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is FUCKING AWFUL.
the plot is tired, the characters are shallow, the dialogue is embarassing, and there's only about two minutes of good fighting to redeem the rest. spend your money on weed and hookers, and save those movie tickets for the fucking SAPS.
I remember one day very vividly from when Josh and I were eighteen year old seniors in high school.
I saw a flash of taut blond speed out of the corner of my eye and felt the familiar tingle below my navel. The warmth of his passing reminded me with sinking clarity of how lonely I was even as his scent drifted back to me. Josh sped past while we both made laps around the track and I watched as his muscles contracted and expanded with fluid grace.
Gym was always a kind of torture. I concentrated on diminishing my physical reaction even as I slowed, reasoning that double laps were better than getting caught with a hard-on.
Whistled to a stop, my breathing regained some normalcy as we gathered to sit around coach Feldman. A short man with a spare tire, he wiped vicarious sweat from his balding head. As he vented about how what a lazy out of shape generation we were I scooted just a little closer to Josh and caught his eye. He looked back at the coach and made a face and glanced back at me to see my reaction. I grinned and gamely rolled my eyes too. We weren't the best of friends but lately we'd been cutting up together in gym class at coach Feldmans expense and my growing delight. I mean my physically growing delight. Something which only Josh could see as we sat at the back of the class, but something which was unmistakable in my tight gym shorts. I was sitting cross-legged and brought my arms in over my crotch and bent forward slightly as I felt the crimson creep up my face. He caught my eye and only grinned a little wider.
"What the hell?" I thought in confusion as coaches droning ceased and we were dismissed to the showers. I lagged behind the others naturally, thinking I'd better skip the showers today and head right for home as this was last period and we were allowed to do that.
Just as I reached the door to the locker room I felt something grip the back of my jock strap and pull me backwards. Hot breath seared into my ear and the back of my neck. "Not so fast Jason!"
Josh spun me around so fast and pinned my arms against the locker room door I had no time to react or struggle even if I had wanted to. We were alone in the hall. His breath came short and ragged as his warm brown eyes bore into mine. He must have seen first the fear and then the acceptance and submission, because just as that peace came over me, that willingness to take whatever he might want to do to me, he released me. A confident smile, almost a sneer, spread across his face as he held me with his eyes. "OK." he said at last, his voice both gentle and dominant "meet me at my place in half an hour." His right hand groped my crotch roughly as I stepped aside. He pulled the door to the locker room open and breezed past me as if nothing had happened.
I had a raging boner and I'd be damned if I was going into that locker room with it, so I turned on my heel and headed for my street locker, snagged my books and high-tailed it home faster than a bitch in heat.
It took me fifteen minutes to fly past my dog and little brother and in and out of the shower. I dressed in simple shorts and a tank top. It took exactly another fifteen to walk to Josh's house. In that time I replayed the events of the last hour and a half over and over. By the time I had reached his house I was sure Josh and most of the rest of the senior boys were gonna beat my ass into oblivion. But Josh's voice snaked around my thinking brain and just compelled me to keep walking. He had given me an order of sorts hadn't he? The memory of his scent and sweat plastered collar length blond hair as well as his brief grip on my boiling nuts brought me at last to his door.
"Took you long enough." he said smugly by way of greeting. I just stared dumbly as I took in what I saw framed in the screen door to his vacationing parents two story. There he stood in all his shirtless glory. Tan muscles and silken hair dripping as if he'd just stepped from the shower, which no doubt he had. His damp blue boxers seemed a small boy scout tent as he looked down to where he'd seen my eyes travel.
He just grinned in that way of his, opened the screen door and roughly pulled me inside. "You're not the only one who can throw wood you know." he said as we resumed our position of half an hour earlier. Now I don't mind being pinned to a wall by a sexy blond athlete, especially one I'd had the hots for all through high school, but I needed some answers.
"So you like guys too?" I managed to mumble. "Look," he said suddenly serious as he took my chin in his hand forcing me to look into his fierce gaze " I usually like to screw chicks, but if a guy happens to be hot enough and his ass itches for a pounding, I'll give it to him...if he knows how to keep his mouth shut." I could only nod dumbly as he stuck a finger into my mouth. "Thought so." he said and grinned again as he slowly broke away from our intimacy and walked further into his house. I felt it's loss and followed his invisible leash.
"You've been wiggling your ass around me like a puppy dog for quite a while now. So I suppose I had better nail it for you before we graduate. Or else you'll just turn out messed up." It was a statement I could only puzzle at. I cleared my throat as I looked nervously around. We had come through the living room and descended into the basement which had apparently been converted into Josh's living space/bedroom. It was a small apartment of sorts, a small refrigerator, walk-in closet, weight set, posters of half naked women as well as many trophies from his very successful high school athletic career.
The room absolutely smelled of Josh, his musky male scent soaked everything and made me a little light headed. I sat down on the edge of his weight bench to take it all in. He came to stand next to me, his tented crotch inches away from my face. "You like it?" he asked and I knew he wasn't talking about his room.
"Yeah." I said defiantly finding my voice as I looked up his sleek torso and into his soul melting brown eyes. "Nothing wrong with that." he said huskily as his hand fell to the back of my head stroking my brown collar length hair. I instinctively moved forward and found my self kissing his belly button. My tongue darted out and brought back the taste of warm male flesh.
"Nothing wrong with that at all" he sighed, and then added softly "bitch." And in that instant I knew that that is exactly what I was, his bitch. And I didn't mind because at that moment my whole existence centered on pleasing this beautiful dominant male in front of me.
I boldly pulled his boxers down. A proud seven inch rod popped up to tap under my chin. I slid off the weight bench onto my knees and was eye level with it's pulsing power. Its silky weight in my hand was something I hadn't really known I'd longed for until I gently guided it's head between my parted lips.
"Yeah, suck it bitch!" he said, and I was all too happy to obey. His hand on the back of my head forced me forward and I took his manhood inch by inch until I started to gag a bit. He let off and I got some air. The taste was phenomenal and his aroma became intoxicating as I mouthed his precome from his cocks tip and went down again. Soon I was taking him nearly balls deep. He hissed and yanked my hair a few times when my teeth grazed him. It was punishment enough, because I was getting quite good at blowing him if his now nearly constant grunts and moans meant anything.
When he abruptly pulled out I was left looking up at him from my knees in confusion as I worked my own meat. The look on my face made him laugh. "Don't worry you'll get it again." he said smiling down at me "Now lick my balls bitch!" His playful dominance and his comforting hand stroking my hair caused me to lap at his balls like a starving animal. I must have done that for ten or fifteen minutes when he again abruptly pulled away.
This time he walked over to a small but solid bench about waist high, his cock wagging in front of him. "Get up and strip." he ordered a little of the playfulness gone out of his voice. "It's time to get what you need." I obeyed slowly, but he was patient. At last I stood in front of him apprehensively admiring his gleaming abs and twitching cock. My own body was nothing to be ashamed of and his open admiration for my firm muscles as he glided a hand slowly over my pecs and biceps made my cock stand at even stiffer attention.
I was surprised when he boldly stepped into me and took my head into his hands and brought his lips to my own. I completely melted as I felt his tongue enter my mouth, and I knew then that I really was his.
He broke the kiss and rather roughly spun me around and bent me over the table. His fingers probed at my hole as I heard the foil of a condom wrapper being ripped open in his teeth. The next thing I felt was something cool and slippery going up my backside along with his fingers and I knew I was getting lubed. When he brought his masculinity up to my quivering ass I was actually begging for it to be inside me.
He entered me slowly, one hand guiding himself in, the other braced firmly around my waist. It was like nothing I had ever felt before. At first there was some pain and an overstuffed feeling, but then as my ass got used to him a searing completeness welled up inside of me. I knew then that this is what I wanted, would always want, and that this too makes a man a man and that there was no reason for shame.
His strokes were long and supple. I started to slowly thrust back into them. He felt around to my own cock and balls and began stroking me in time with his own thrusts. His other hand found my mouth and I sucked on his fingers. It was a glorious fuck.
When his tongue went into my ear I sailed over the edge. At that moment I felt so completely possessed and at the same time free as a bird that I shot my load into his stroking hand. My body continued pumping and responding to his mastery of it, when I felt him stiffen. His hot load filled his condom as he rammed into me three or four more times before he came to a shuddering halt.
I regretted the loss of his penis as it slid from my ass. But when I straightened and turned to look at him it was with both defiance and love. After he caught his breath and deposited the used condom he returned to me and brought his hand up to stroke the side of my face and look me in the eye.
"You needed that didn't you." he said simply. And I did. He had taken me completely and I was his. I also knew that I was now a man and could be and do and take whatever I wanted. And I wanted him.
"Yeah, thanks." I said looking fire at him. I loved him so much at that point, but I couldn't quite keep the sarcasm out of my voice.
But he had sensed the change in me and he sighed. "And now I suppose you want to return the favor." A new fire leapt into my heart and cock at the prospect. He only laughed and grinned as he punched me in the shoulder and lead me by the hand to his bed. "Come on then bitch!" he said. And I followed.
His kisses seemed at first tender and shy. But by now I knew he was the one in charge even as his hands pulled me on top of him into a dominating position. The permission he was giving me to rape his neck with my tongue while grinding my cock into his belly was his invitation to bear my manhood fully and with pride. Being a man meant giving as well as receiving. And right now I was about to give him my sleek hard seven inches.
As his legs parted and his back arched up to allow entry I felt his hands stroking my sweating sides. The lubricated condom rolled down snugly as I brought the tip of my cock to the quivering pink hole that waited for me. A feeling of tender urgency flooded me as my pole slid into Josh's griping ass. Josh fixed me with a look I can't really describe...awe...love...pride. His eyes snapped shut for ten seconds when I finally slid home, but when the pain faded there was only hunger. "OK stud-bitch," he said smiling up at me "fuck me silly!"
I couldn't have done otherwise. My pace seemed dictated by his need as much as my own as I plowed him with everything I had. It wasn't long when I felt his legs tighten around my waist while his back arched further. A strangled scream accompanied the geyser of cum that shot from Josh's cock and coated his heaving chest. The contraction that hit me from his orgasm made my seed crawl up my own shaft and into his silky bowls.
We then lay in a heap of sweaty muscles and spent dicks, warm, content and happy.
As our senior year came to a close Josh and I drew closer. That summer we played and sucked and fucked and had the best time of our young lives. We even shared a girl together, much to her delight I might add. But when I am alone it is his initiation of me into adulthood that day that I look back on most fondly. It had given me the confidence to be myself, so when we finally parted company in the fall for different colleges we were comfortable enough with each other not to despairs at the ending of something beautiful. We knew we'd be friends for life even as we went our separate paths.
And so we have remained even to this day.
i used to use NetSol back in the day when i didn't know other registrars existed. they're a big mistake. now i have the problem that joker.com changed their system around so only people with the email address of the host contact can change the info. this is no problem for hosts where i put my real name in, but those are few compared to the hosts where i left Stanley Choad (choads@gay.com) as the name...
i'm not on slashnet much. i got the ircops to ban all of mit.edu because of me. that's a class-A network! 1/255th of the addressible internet was blocked due to me!
..i thought i saw that one before. how are you?
Public Image Limited - "Memories"
You make me feel ashamed
At acting attitudes
Remember ridicule
It should be clear by now
Clear by now
Your words are useless
Full of excuses
False confidence
Someone has used you well
Used you well
I could be wrong
It could be hate
As far as I can see
Clinging desperately
Imagining pretending
No personality
Dragging on and on and on and on
And on and on and on and on
I think you're slightly late
Slightly late
This person's had enough
Of useless memories
Always remember
Twisted amenities
Could be wrong
This person's had enough
Of useless memories
Always remember
Twisted amenities
Out of order
Out of order
It could be worse
You're losing all the time
I let you stay too long
I could be wrong
Could be worse
You're losing all the time
I let you stay too long
I Could be wrong
Could be wrong
Whatever past
Could never last
All in your mind
Where it all began
You're doing wrong
It's not the movies
And you're old
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