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  1. Re:WEED IS NOT A DRUG. Plz fix, kthx. on Review of Hands Free Mouse · · Score: -1

    maybe you just haven't smoked enough yet.

  2. this first post claimed for drugs on Review of Hands Free Mouse · · Score: -1

    Knee Trembler
    Step:
    1.Stick two papers together at a 45 degree angle, with both sticky sides touching and facing up.
    2.Add the mix and the roach.
    3.Roll the joint! Start with the first paper, then go onto the second to seal it.

    Saturday Night Special
    Step:
    1.Stick two papers together with the sticky stips overlapping each other in a straight line, about a fifth of their length.
    2.Paste another paper in the dead center of the previous two.
    3.Add the mix and the roach.
    4.Roll the daddy.

    Magic Carpet
    Step:
    1.Stick two paper together to for a square, with a sticky strip along one side.
    2.Take another paper and paste it to the endo of the first two. The sticky side should be perpendicular to the other strip and facing down, not up.
    3.Add the roach and the mix.
    4.Roll as normal, and grip it with your life...you'll wish you were on the ground.

    Secret Agent
    Step:
    1.Stick to papaer together to form a square, with the sticky stip along one side.
    2.Remove a filter from a cigarette but puching and rolling your fingers right by the ende with the filter.
    3.Replace the filter with a roach of your own.
    4.Cut the rest of the cigarette at about 3/8; inch from the roach.
    5.Make enough mix to fill the void of the sigarette. Roll a joint in a form of a cigarett with the cigarette roach sticking out.
    If you want, you can secure the joint/roach with more sticky stips torn from other papers.

    Joker
    Step:
    1.Stick two papers together forming a straight line with both sticky stipes facing teh same side.
    2.Take a third paper and fold it, leaving the sticky side facing outward.
    3.Wet the glue and rub it inbetween the other stips. If don'e right, it shoudl leave some of the gum still on. Press the papers together.
    4.Stick a fourth paper on the lower left side. All the gum strips showing, should face the same line.
    5.Now, add a fifth paper on the other end with the sticky stip facing the opposite direction of the others.
    6.Tear off the corner of the paper in the middle for a better shape, and easier roll.
    7.Use both hands...and roll the baby up!

    Crossroads
    Step:
    1.Make a make a roach the length and the diameter the size of a thick pencil. Seal it with papers, or tape.
    2.Cut two holes, opposite each other, about 1 from it's end.
    3.Make another roach, but only about half the length, and a tad bit smaller than the first.
    4.Cut the biggest hole you can cut, opposite each other, through the center of the roach.
    5.Insert the second roach into the first. Swivel the smaller roach so that the holes are lined up perfectly. You should be able to see through all the hole perfectly.
    6.Seal the joint where the two roaches meet with some sticky strips torn off other papers.
    7.To use, just add the joints you want to use to the ende of the roaches. Try to make sure that the roaches burn at the same rate.

    Flaming Backflip
    Step:
    1.Stick two papers together forming a straigth line with both stips facing the same way, and over lapping.
    2.Take a third strip and fold it with the stip facing outward.
    3.Wet the stip a bit, and quickly rub the gum strip along the other two papers to finish sealing teh not gummed side.
    5.Flip the joint and add the mix to the opposite side. That's with the sticky stip facing down!
    6.Seal the joint by roling the paper over the gummed strip. You might want to practice it a bit first.
    7.Now finally, as soon as the gum stip sticks the two ends, light the excess paper on fire and let the left over paper burn away. If you are lucky the joint will light itself.

    Dimamond
    Step:
    1.Roll a straight fat oint with a nice sturdy roach and cut it in half.
    2.Roll two more identical joint, but without roaches. They both must be very consistent! Put slightly less mix in the very center to kmake it easier to fold.
    3.Trim away any excess paper left on the end.
    4.Cut the sticky stips from ten squar papers. The wide strips are the best to use.
    5.Now the tricky part. Connect the two joints without the roaches to the joint with the roach. Make sure the roach is facing the other way from the mix. Connect the other two joint to form a "V" shaped joint.
    6.Bend the middle of the joints without the roaches very gently and toward the center.
    7.Now secure the two ends of the joints to the rest of the first joint that you cut off. Use as many sticky stips as you need. Keep it nice and tight.

    Tulip
    Steps:
    1.Make a roach about the length and the width of a pencil and sel it with some papers.
    2.Take two large papers and stick them together, forming a square with the stips facing the same way...up!.
    3.From the corner with no strip, fold it over to the opposite corner with the strip, but fold it under the stip so that it is not touching.
    4.Fold over the strip.
    5.Open the cone and fill it with a few layers of mix.
    6.Crip together the open end and get rid of any excess paper.
    7.Place the roach in the center of the cone, and use the crimped paper to hold it there.
    8.Secure the roach with some string or thread, tied around the crimped paper.

    Nose Cone
    Steps:
    1.Stick two papers together to form a squar, with the sticky strip running along one side.
    2.Fold a corner with no stick stip to the opposite corner but just under the sticky strip.
    3.Fold the strip over and paste it on.
    4.Open the cone and fill it with layers of your own mix.
    5.Take two papers and stick them together at a 45 degree angle, with both stips facing up.
    6.Using a large and sturdy roach, pack the mix into the joint. Roll it into the shape of a cone.
    7.Roll the joint so that the end is as big and fat as the wide end of the cone.
    8.Cut away all the excess paper from the joint and the cone and carefully seal the two together using as much sticky strip from other papers as you want.

    Windmill
    Steps:
    1.Roll a large cone from a 4 inch by 4 inch piece of cardboard. Secure it with tape then trim the end to make a perfect cone.
    2.Wrap large papers around the cone, leaving 1 1/8 inchof excess papaer at the end.
    3.Make 4 cross-cuts at regular intervals around the end of the cone.
    4.Make a long narrow roach, that's about the width and length of a pencil, and seal it with tape of large papers.
    5.Cut the roah in half then remove a section from the center of each piece.
    6.Insert the two segments so that the cut-outs are completely inside the cone, and facing the narrow end.
    7.Seal the end of the windmill with a piece of thread or tape. To use the windmill, just roll any type of joints around the roaches.

    Cannabis Cigar
    Steps:
    1.Go out and but a Thai Stick. Remove any thread and coat it with liquid cannabis oil.
    2.Wrap the stick with small, uncured, "top" leaves. Don't forget ot remove any stems.
    3.Secure the leaves with thread and more liquid resin. Leave it to dry in a dark and warm place for a day or so.
    4.Remove the thread and repeat the process. Use progressively larger cannabis leaves as the cigar get's bigger.
    5.Use large, "sun" leaves to seal the cigar and ad a final coat of cannabis resin and secure with more thread.
    6.Leave the cigar to dry. In two or three weeks the cigar shuld be ready to smoke.
    7.When the drying is complete, remove the thread and the baboo sliver from inside the cigar. Store the cigars ina dry, airtight container. The longer you keep them, the better they get.

  3. Re:this is the first post on Bart Decrem on the Linux Business · · Score: -1

    exactly what platforms does this work on? i've looked at it on Netscape 4 and Mozilla 0.9.9 on NetBSD, and IE5 and OmniWeb on Mac, and it doesn't work.

  4. Re:fp on Bart Decrem on the Linux Business · · Score: -1

    you know what? i'm not done with you.

    i bet you suck your thumb like it's a cock when no one's looking, just to pretend what a cock would feel like! you became bulimic because gagging yourself reminded you of sweaty encounters with black men in interstate rest stop toilet stalls! you've crammed over 15 types of vegetables up your ass and beaten yourself bloody, pretending that you were Robin Givens and the veggies were Mike Tyson!

    you're a fruit! a total, 100% queer-ass fag! gayer than Enuff Z'Nuff in a Slashdot PT Cruiser!

    please cease and desist all FP attempts, and leave it to the professionals.

    thank you,

    8==D( * )sexxxualasspussy

  5. Re:fp on Bart Decrem on the Linux Business · · Score: -1

    hahahaha! hahahahahahahahahaha!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    you worthless piece of shit, you think you got skills?? you ain't got fucking SHIT , you brain-damaged pole-polishing GAYLORD.

  6. this is the first post on Bart Decrem on the Linux Business · · Score: -1

    and you are a bunch of faggots.

  7. This post is special on 321 Studios Plays It Safe Against the DMCA · · Score: -1

    because my dick is in my hand as i'm typing it

    fuck you

  8. Re:1 pst on Sun Reconsidering Solaris 9 for x86 · · Score: -1

    no. you lost. you lost, and i won. that makes me the winner and you the loser, or in more colloquial terms, i'm cool and you're a herpetic faggot reject.

  9. first post you balldraining fags on Sun Reconsidering Solaris 9 for x86 · · Score: -1

    i hate you. i hate you all.

    all of you should get fucked.

  10. Re:FP! on Review: Creative Labs Video Blaster - Digital VCR · · Score: -1

    not even fucking close, tenderfoot.

  11. Re:BAD BAD BAD on Rare Earth · · Score: -1

    it's chink babble for "sexual ass pussy" as translated by Babelfish. it is closer to "gender donkey cat", i'm told.

  12. Re:BAD BAD BAD on Rare Earth · · Score: -1

    Little Feat you ignorant fuckmouth

  13. Re:Problems with a reverse heat gradient on Sea Gliders for Other Worlds · · Score: -1

    Not to mention the difficulty in transmitted data from underwater...

    under methane, shithead

  14. Re:I have the way out! on Sea Gliders for Other Worlds · · Score: -1

    "yes|rm -R /" is more elegantly expressed (especially to GNU/Lunix users) as "rm -rf /".

    please fix; thanks.

  15. thanks Klerck on Star Wars as Pulp Sci-Fi · · Score: -1

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  16. Re:Ironically.... on How To Profit From Telemarketing · · Score: -1

    why is this ironic?

    groping for a +5 Funny, maybe. send this cocky piece of shit down where he belongs.

    cockjumper.

  17. Re:Bloody typical on Internal MP3 Server? 1 Million Dollars Please · · Score: -1

    you forgot "distribution".

    you've obviously never tried to sell a record all by yourself.

  18. Re:Both wrong on A New Low for Web Advertisers: Pop-Up Downloads · · Score: -1

    "love-fluid"? sounds like a Feminist Sympathizer to me.

  19. USERS RULE -- ACS DROOL on A Unified Theory of Software Evolution · · Score: -1

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    "MEN" who want to fuck other "MEN" ( ( |=D ( ( =D
    mmmmmmm the sweet taste of BALL SAP | | |@ | | @
    can't get ENOUGH can you FAGGOTS??
    right over here -- this is your "LOVER" --^^^ ^
    and THIS HERE is your ASS about to get FUCKED ------|

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  20. reconfigure hospital robots to kill the elderly on Hospital Robots · · Score: -1

    #!HEY LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
    posting AC is for fucking QUEEEERS | | / /
    "MEN" who want to fuck other "MEN" ( ( |=D ( ( =D
    mmmmmmm the sweet taste of BALL SAP | | |@ | | @
    can't get ENOUGH can you FAGGOTS??
    right over here -- this is your "LOVER" --^^^ ^
    and THIS HERE is your ASS about to get FUCKED ------|

    FAGSFAGS ho mo FAIRY GA Y! AC= GAY#! !
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    gaylord ho mo GG gays A C ur !
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  21. Re:Good news! on Apache 2.0 Goes Gold! · · Score: -1

    she died as she lived... face-down in rug

    Slow Down Cowboy!

    Slashdot requires you to wait 20 seconds between hitting 'reply' and submitting a comment.

    It's been 8 seconds since you hit 'reply'!

  22. NO on Microsoft Tech Specs Prohibit GPL Implementations · · Score: -1

    posting AC is for fucking QUEEEERS | | / /
    "MEN" who want to fuck other "MEN" ( ( |=D ( ( =D
    mmmmmmm the sweet taste of BALL SAP | | |@ | | @
    can't get ENOUGH can you FAGGOTS??
    right over here -- this is your "LOVER" --^^^ ^
    and THIS HERE is your ASS about to get FUCKED ------|

    FAGSFAGS ho mo FAIRY GA Y! AC= GAY#! !
    gay ho mo fa GA y! A C Yo !
    gaylord ho mo GG gays A C ur !
    gay ho mo ot GA y! AC=GAY eG `
    gay QUEER FAIRY GA Y! A C AY$!# .

  23. Nigscape Returns Tonight on Farscape Returns Tonight · · Score: -1

    #!HEY LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
    posting AC is for fucking QUEEEERS | | / /
    "MEN" who want to fuck other "MEN" ( ( |=D ( ( =D
    mmmmmmm the sweet taste of BALL SAP | | |@ | | @
    can't get ENOUGH can you FAGGOTS??
    right over here -- this is your "LOVER" --^^^ ^
    and THIS HERE is your ASS about to get FUCKED ------|

    FAGSFAGS ho mo FAIRY GA Y! AC= GAY#! !
    gay ho mo fa GA y! A C Yo !
    gaylord ho mo GG gays A C ur !
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  24. yeah... the next generation of FAGGOTS on ATI vs. NVIDIA: The Next Generation · · Score: -1

    #!HEY LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
    posting AC is for fucking QUEEEERS | | / /
    "MEN" who want to fuck other "MEN" ( ( |=D ( ( =D
    mmmmmmm the sweet taste of BALL SAP | | |@ | | @
    can't get ENOUGH can you FAGGOTS??
    right over here -- this is your "LOVER" --^^^ ^
    and THIS HERE is your ASS about to get FUCKED ------|

    FAGSFAGS ho mo FAIRY GA Y! AC= GAY#! !
    gay ho mo fa GA y! A C Yo !
    gaylord ho mo GG gays A C ur !
    gay ho mo ot GA y! AC=GAY eG `
    gay QUEER FAIRY GA Y! A C AY$!# .

  25. you beer-bong shit on Managing Einsteins · · Score: -1

    you herpetic gumball.

    #!HEY LISTEN UP FAGGOTS
    posting AC is for fucking QUEEEERS | | / /
    "MEN" who want to fuck other "MEN" ( ( |=D ( ( =D
    mmmmmmm the sweet taste of BALL SAP | | |@ | | @
    can't get ENOUGH can you FAGGOTS??
    right over here -- this is your "LOVER" --^^^ ^
    and THIS HERE is your ASS about to get FUCKED ------|

    FAGSFAGS ho mo FAIRY GA Y! AC= GAY#! !
    gay ho mo fa GA y! A C Yo !
    gaylord ho mo GG gays A C ur !
    gay ho mo ot GA y! AC=GAY eG `
    gay QUEER FAIRY GA Y! A C AY$!# .