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Macintosh... The Naked Truth

From the opening pages of Scott Kelby's Macintosh... The Naked Truth, I was literally laughing out loud. I am a generally jovial character, so this is not the finest endorsement available, but it is typical of the experience the rest of the book offered me. Macintosh... The Naked Truth author Scott Kelby pages 219 publisher New Riders rating 7 out of 10 Macsbugs reviewer pudge ISBN 0-7357-1284-0 summary Funny, irreverent, but kinda bugged me in spots

The Naked Truth is a book about what it means to be a Macintosh user, in a world dominated by Windows. This should have tipped me off as to some troubles ahead, as I live as a Mac user in a predominantly Linux-dominated world. And I proudly use Linux (and, to a lesser extent, other forms of Unix, not even including Mac OS X) daily. As I write this, I have four terminal windows running in NiftyTelnet, connecting me to Linux boxes at work and at home. I am inserting a 700MB database dump into MySQL, scp'ing some MP3s, restarting some daemons, copying some source code for later porting, and monitoring disk space. I am a Macintosh devotee, and have been for more than 15 years, but I am a geek. A big, preemptively multitasking, geek.

But Kelly takes the perspective that Macintosh is not a computer for geeks, but for creative people who can't be bothered with geek-like things. So when he belittles those "PC users" who like to build their own computers, and I see the Linux box under my desk that I've recently been fiddling with, I just take it with a grain of salt. After all, geeks are allowed to like ease of use and a consistent and usable GUI, too.

This mischaracterization of some Mac users is also evident in his "definitive platform test." The questions, asking for things like a description of your own driving skills, are intended to tell you which platform you should use. On one end of the scale is the Macintosh user ("Average, I'm not a bad driver"), followed by borderline between Mac and PC user ("I'm an excellent driver, very cautious and alert") to obvious PC user ("I obey all posted traffic signs and don't exceed the speed limit"), to "militant" PC/DOS user ("I wish all those idiots would just get off the road!"). But clearly, any sane person would choose the latter response. I don't understand what the problem is. I selected the "Mac" and "DOS" answers evenly, which didn't do well for my overall score. I happily continue to use Mac OS nevertheless.

That said, Kelby is dead-on about many things, like how computer store personnel are mostly clueless (not that this is specific to Macintosh products, but it is more pronounced in that particular arena than in most); how most anti-Macintosh arguments by PC users either don't make sense any more or never made sense to begin with; how Apple has been the primary innovator of PC hardware and OS software; how Apple seems to succeed sometimes in spite of its own management. He tends to belabor his point on occasion (OK, we get it, CompUSA's Apple store-in-a-store is all the way in the back, we don't need you to spend two pages describing just how far back it is), but if taken in the good humor intended, it's a satisfying journey nevertheless.

His most interesting points, perhaps, have to do not with what it is like to be a Macintosh user in a foreign land -- I think everyone on Slashdot can understand these things, regardless of whatever non-Microsoft platform of choice they use -- but what it is like to be a Macintosh user in relation to Apple itself. He has some keen insights about where the passion comes from; why people love Apple; what's going on inside their heads.

But then again, reading his responses to letters written to Mac Today and Mac Design Magazine by PC users are just downright entertaining -- keenly insightful or not -- if you are the sort of individual who likes to see stupid people get smacked around. And who isn't?

Now, being a geek -- and a pedantic one at that -- I did take issue with him on some relatively minor issues, like claiming that Apple changed the name of Mac OS X to "OS 10.1" when it came time to do the first maintenance release; the fact is, the official name from day one was "Mac OS X 10.0," and that nothing has changed at all in that naming scheme. The current release is "Mac OS X 10.1.4." It's the same thing, with an incremented version number. He's absolutely right that this is a point of confusion, and in some ways poor marketing. For the next major release (Mac OS X 11.0? Mac OS 11? Mac OS XI?) there will surely be some more confusion, too. But nothing at all has changed in the naming scheme since the initial release. For now. I just want to make sure everyone is clear on this point. It is "Mac OS X, version 10.1.4," and "Mac OS, version 9.2.2." "Mac OS" and "Mac OS X" are OS names. "10.1.4" and "9.2.2" are version numbers. Got it?

Similarly, he bashes the Newton. Sure, the first release of Newton kinda stunk, but it was the first version. The last versions of the Newton MessagePad, aside from the size, were still by far the best PDAs around for the next several years. Newton still, to this day, has the best handwriting recognition in any consumer PDA, as well as the best (non-color) interface, and it was years ahead of its time in functionality. It was just too big. That was its only problem. Well, and too expensive. But maybe less so if it weren't so big.

And he also called Compaq's PDA an "iPac." And occasionally used poor punctuation. And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there.

But now I am getting worked up. I'll settle down. Deep breath, in, out, in, out. That's the thing about being a Mac user, Kelby points out: passion. Passion for Apple and its products, even the ones that stink, because Apple is more than just a company, it is an organization that changes our lives in important ways, by making products that make a difference to us.

OK, so maybe I am in the target audience after all.

Chapter List

  1. Life after switching to Macintosh
    Using a Mac is easy; being a Mac user sometimes isn't.
  2. "I can't believe you actually use a Macintosh!" and other stupid things PC users say
    Congress should rethink giving PC users freedom of speech.
  3. Things Apple doesn't tell you about owning a Macintosh
    Since Apple's not going to tell you, dontchathink somebody should?
  4. The definitive platform test
    Find out if you're really a Mac person, or just a PC person in cool clothing.
  5. How to resist the overwhelming temptation to strangle Apple's management
    Is "Apple Management" an oxymoron? And is "oxymoron" actually a synonym for a pimple cream for really dumb people?
  6. CompUSA: Your own private hell
    Tips for surviving the visualization of Apple's place in the world.
  7. Why PC users need Apple
    Heere's why they should be kissing Apple's butt (instead of Microsoft's)
  8. "Don't pick fights with people who buy ink by the barrel"
    PC users write me nasty letters, and I give them the public flogging they so richly deserve
  9. Pot shots at Microsoft, the media, and anything else that gets in our way
    Nobody gets out of here alive!
  10. The 20 most important things I've learned about being a Mac user
    There were actually 22 things, but that made for a really clunky chapter title.
  11. The secret of Macintosh
    Here's a hint: it's not Apple's advertising.

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408 comments

  1. kissing microsoft's butt? by Fucky+the+troll · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why PC users need Apple Heere's why they should be kissing Apple's butt (instead of Microsoft's)

    Or in the case of many slashdot readers, "instead of Linus'"

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    Roadkill is yummy.
  2. driving.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "On one end of the scale is the Macintosh user ("Average, I'm not a bad driver"), followed by borderline between Mac and PC user ("I'm an excellent driver, very cautious and alert") to obvious PC user ("I obey all posted traffic signs and don't exceed the speed limit"), to "militant" PC/DOS user ("I wish all those idiots would just get off the road!"). But clearly, any sane person would choose the latter response."

    What if you can't drive?

    1. Re:driving.... by Paradoxish · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What if you refuse to drive under 100mph and think anyone who doesn't deserves to have their limbs slowly torn off?

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      If you need to interpret my post, then you don't get it.
    2. Re:driving.... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      beos user

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      How we know is more important than what we know.
    3. Re:driving.... by n9hmg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What if you can't drive?
      WebTV

    4. Re:driving.... by suicidal · · Score: 1

      If you can't drive, you're a Mac user. No skills, but likes to watch the pretty scenery.

  3. *shudder* by klocwerk · · Score: 3, Funny

    All i could think of seeing that title was Steve Jobs naked.

    *twitches repeatedly*

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    "You worthless post!"
    -Shakespeare, 2 Gentlemen of Verona, 1. 1. 147
    1. Re:*shudder* by Sexual+Asspussy · · Score: 0, Interesting

      aw, c'mon. Steve Jobs is not a bad-looking guy. about the same as Bill Gates or Lunix Torvalds... average-looking, takes care of himself.

      now, consider Alan Cox. Eric S. Raymond. Richard M. Stallman.

      naked.

      yeah, there you go. now you're twitching.

    2. Re:*shudder* by Indras · · Score: 2

      Hey, it could've been Steve Wozniak!

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    3. Re:*shudder* by motardo · · Score: 1
      At least it's not Steve Wozniak.

      -motardo

    4. Re:*shudder* by motardo · · Score: 1

      beat me to it! :P

      -motardo

    5. Re:*shudder* by El+Jynx · · Score: 1

      They have psychologists for that, chief. Shock therapy can do miraculous things for a graphic imagination ;) But why did you have to tell us about it? Now I won't be sleeping for 3 days for fear of bad dreams. But if you want something really creepy, imagine US Senate meetings at a naturist resort.

      El Jynx

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      A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it well worth the effort.
    6. Re:*shudder* by sensate_mass · · Score: 1
      Two words: Steve Ballmer.

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      --- Submission is feudal.
    7. Re:*shudder* by JCCyC · · Score: 1

      Better yet:

      Jon "Maddog" Hall.

      Try to top that.

    8. Re:*shudder* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *twitches repeatedly*

      When you twitched, did it move?

    9. Re:*shudder* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CowboyNeil

    10. Re:*shudder* by klocwerk · · Score: 1

      Ouch, damnit.
      You broke my brain.
      ;o)

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      "You worthless post!"
      -Shakespeare, 2 Gentlemen of Verona, 1. 1. 147
    11. Re:*shudder* by Ravendon · · Score: 0

      Okay, two words. Janet Reno.

    12. Re:*shudder* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Richard Stallman. I think you lose.

  4. Titles in the works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MacIntosh 2.5: The Smell of OS X

    MacIntosh 3.5: The Final Install

    1. Re:Titles in the works? by PunchMonkey · · Score: 1

      Well, we did already have MacIntosh: Attack of the Clones; and we all know how that turned out :-)

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      I'll have something intelligent to add one of these days...
    2. Re:Titles in the works? by alta · · Score: 1

      It's Macintosh Damnit!

      You're trying to make it in to some kind of fruit!

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      Do not meddle in the affairs of sysadmins, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.
  5. Yes, a pretty cool book by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 1, Troll

    As a big-time Mac user I really loved this book and its explication of Mac users as a cutting edge minority. Here's the way I like to explain it to people: Everybody goes to a regular doctor. But hip people who really care about their bodies seek out alternative therapies of wellness like herbal remedies and additives. Macs are kinda like that--the less popular but low-cost alternative to the overpowering majority.

    1. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dante_H · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, to continue the analogy, Linux people spend their weekends operating on themselves with their kitchen utensils?

    2. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by leviramsey · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Macs low cost?

      Good God, man. You've been hitting the bottle pretty hard lately, haven't you?

    3. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by klocwerk · · Score: 1

      Low-cost?
      I can see alternative, but low cost?
      Let's see...
      pricewatch: athlon XP 2000 with 512 ram, 484.
      Cheapest apple G4: 1584.

      Low-cost? Hot damn. Give me your paycheck.

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      "You worthless post!"
      -Shakespeare, 2 Gentlemen of Verona, 1. 1. 147
    4. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      So ya all tree huggin' hippies who get ripped off by snake oil salesmen, that analogy really rings bells.

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    5. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 1

      Low-Cost alternative? To what? An SGI Machine? If that is the case, more people go for the low-cost alternative.

      It is like alternative therapies in one way:
      Pretty colored beads will not cure cancer or solve equations quickly.

    6. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's the one thing that really bugs me more than anything else, how Mac users project this completely unfounded air of superiority. Quite simliar in my mind to Mensa and other activities people enter into when they desperately require validation. Here, buy a powerbook, and all the sudden you're a creative person! Wow, better living through consumerism, how progressive!

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    7. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Qwerpafw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As a mac user, I resent this. I don't like alternative medicine. And I believe I pay a premium for what I like (the mac). So I am definately not seeking the "low-cost herbal/alternative solution."

      You can't put me in a little box and define what I believe because I use a certain computer platform. All you can say is that I like that platform.

      And that is my problem with the book.

    8. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macs are kinda like that--the less popular but low-cost alternative to the overpowering majority.

      wow you're a real moron. i can build a new PC for $700 and its pretty much top of the line. the most basic new Mac is double that. what dope are you smoking, thinking that Macs are "low-cost" ???

    9. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Macs low cost?

      Good God, man. You've been hitting the bottle pretty hard lately, haven't you?

      When compared with an equally equipped x86 machine, and taking into account the quality and resale value... yes, low cost.

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    10. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by tps12 · · Score: 1

      Where "quality" is taken to mean "to the extent that it was manufactured by Apple." Pay no attention to that small IDE hard drive and small PC100 DIMM behind the curtain.

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    11. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 3, Informative
      pricewatch: athlon XP 2000 with 512 ram, 484.
      Cheapest apple G4: 1584.

      Um, new iMac G4 from Apple store: $1399. With included LCD monitor and CD-RW drive. I'll be willing to bet there are other components in that athlon you named which are also inferior.

      And if you are in education you can get the eMac G4 for as low as $999.

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    12. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Grab · · Score: 5, Funny

      Herbal remedies on a Mac.

      Oh yes, I have just the thing for you. Ladies and gentlemen, the iBong!

      Inhale and enjoy...

      Grab.

    13. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      no, your analogy is complete bollocks. Alternative remedies DO NOT work, and have much more to do with social engineering than medicine. Consult a medical doctor, if you have some doubts about their diagnosis - consult another. Just don't start taking "herbal" cures that do you more harm than good. Apple make personal computers, the fact that the rest of the consumer PC market uses a single platform is really not Apple's problem, they just get on with making personal computers. If you like their machines, buy one. If not, don't. Pretty easy, huh?

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    14. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Speaking of paying no attention, it's a PC133.

      mark

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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    15. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty colored beads will not cure cancer or solve equations quickly.

      Yes! You're a genius! Athlons are the cure for cancer! It's been under our noses all along and we didn't see it!

      Call the American Cancer Society, tell them to stop
      all their research and send the cash to AMD!

    16. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by tps12 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, was referring to the G4 Cube, which came out plenty late enough, and aimed at a high-end enough market, IMO, to have included a 133MHz bus. The ATA/66 instead of 100 disk was excuseable at the time, but I saw no reason to skimp on the memory speed.

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    17. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by OldBen · · Score: 1

      One thing that really bugs me is how everyone assumes that Mac users carry around an air of superiority. Funny that at the same time, there is a tacit acknowledgement that creativity is a trait that makes one "superior" (a viewpoint I don't agree with). Pay attention folks: Macs are a great platform to use if you are a creative professional since 1) there are a wide variety of creative tools available for the platform, and 2) the Mac platform is the de-facto standard for creative professionals, so it's just easier to do your work on a Mac if you're a creative type (much like it's easier to use Win32 if you work in a corporate environment). Therefore, there is a correlation between Mac users and creative types. I don't think anyone (even an arrogant Mac user) would try to demonstrate causality there. If you don't like the Mac platform, fine. Don't use it. You don't have to feel like there's a personal conflict between you and those who choose MacOS.

    18. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by matticus · · Score: 2, Troll

      Cost of 15" LCD Monitor:
      $250
      Cost of 40x12x48 speed CD-RW drive (which is, incidentally, extraordinarily faster than the drive on the imac):
      $80

      So that's $330. You mean I have $1069 left to build the computer in order to defeat an imac with a 40GB hard drive (80gb hard drive, $80), 128MB of SDRAM (512MB of PC2100 DDR, $100), and a 700MHz processor (given Apple's faulty performance claims, I'll even spot you 2-for-1 on the megahertz, getting an Athlon XP 1800+ 1533MHz processor for $99). Now we're down to $790. Uh-oh, I have to beat a geforce2 mx with a Geforce4 TI 4600 VIVO ($309) just to blow you out of the water, oh, and because I can. Down to $481, oh no, I'm shivering. A nice case with a 420W quality AMD-approved PSU ($100), an MSI KT3-Ultra motherboard ($90), a quality keyboard/mouse/floppy drive/network card ($100 total), a Hercules Game Theater XP ($100)-incidentally, much better than the imac's crappy audio-and we still have $91 left for a Pioneer Slot-load DVD drive ($60).

      There we go. $1368. No crappy components, even allowed $100 for the case. And this computer will play any video game at exponentially better speeds than that mac (if you don't play games, save $250 and get a geforce2 gts-v or something). The sound system is exponentially better. It has video capture, 4x the memory (twice as fast) and double the hard disk space. I personally would rather have a nice 19" trinitron than a 15" flat panel, but I catered to what you wanted.
      Granted, this configuration does not have an OS, but if you're a Windows guy and want an OS, go one step down on the video card (we did buy top-of-the-line) and you'll have more than enough.

      NEVER say macs are a cheaper alternative-they are only cheaper compared to PC prices of two years ago. I'm sick of macintosh users being spoonfed doctrine about how their computers are cheaper and faster. It's only to make them feel better for spending so much. Use a mac-that's fine with me. Just don't lie about it.

    19. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by tdemark · · Score: 1

      Chill, dude... someone's got to realign your chi.

    20. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of jackass calls himself "physics genius" and then is stupid enough to write this: But hip people who really care about their bodies seek out alternative therapies of wellness like herbal remedies and additives. Macs are kinda like that--the less popular but low-cost alternative to the overpowering majority. Alternative therapies are quackery, stupid.

    21. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by smagoun · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, that air of superiority is a common side effect of being better than everyone else.

    22. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by dmarien · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      worst analogy ever

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    23. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      NEVER say macs are a cheaper alternative-they are only cheaper compared to PC prices of two years ago. I'm sick of macintosh users being spoonfed doctrine about how their computers are cheaper and faster. It's only to make them feel better for spending so much. Use a mac-that's fine with me. Just don't lie about it

      Macs are the cheaper alternative.

      There, I said it. I don't need to say it to justify
      my outlay of cash for the Mac, I say it because I
      have spent significantly less on my Macs than I
      have on My PCs. I own both, and the components and
      upkeep for my high-end 'doze box has been a hell
      of a lot more expensive than it has been for my
      Macs.

      And that's just for the one I built myself. It's
      quite easy to go to pricewatch and pull components
      down and build a system, but not everybody's the
      l33t builder you are, and for them, Macs may be
      the cheaper investment.

      You say you're sick of Mac users being spoonfed
      doctrine, perhaps you should make sure you're not
      feeding yourself similar doctrine. I agree, use
      what you want to use, (in my case, I use both) but
      you're living in a glass house, you should be
      careful when throwing stones.

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    24. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by phillyclaude · · Score: 1

      Cost of 15" LCD Monitor: $250 Cost of 40x12x48 speed CD-RW drive: $80 80gb hard drive: $80 512MB of PC2100 DDR: $100 Athlon XP 1800+ 1533MHz processor: $99 Having a Computer that actually looks good , and an OS with a good GUI: Priceless

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      A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head
    25. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually it's dead on, though entirely backhanded.

      The Mac attracts people who are more concerned with what's "hip" than what is actually effective. It looks cool and it's "anti-establishment", which is more important to them than results.

      Note that this says nothing about whether Macs or alternative remedies ARE effective (both are great in the right circumstance), merely the priorities of some of the users.

    26. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by iomud · · Score: 2

      Did you just cite resale value as a buying factor of an industry with the quickest rate of obsolete technology?!

    27. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that really bugs me is when people make decisions on things--music, computers or ideas--based upon their perception of people they associate with those things or ideas. You are out of high school now (maybe not a wise assumption) you really should let go of this idea. Believe it or not, The quality of the grateful dead's music has nothing to do with "damn dirty hippies." The quality of the NY Times reporting has nothing to do with "uppity jews".

    28. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Svartalf · · Score: 2

      As a Mac and PC owner, I will throw this comment out...

      Looks don't get your work done. I could have "good looks" even on a PC and not get a single thing done with the looks.

      A "good" GUI won't get your work done- your apps will. If the "good" GUI makes the box slower than it needs to, it may be getting in the way of your work instead of helping you, no matter how "easy" it is to use.

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    29. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Art+Deco · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Ain't this the truth! I ride bicyles. When I look at the rec.bicyles.* groups cyclists put their bikes in their signatures as if owning a high end bicycle makes them cooler. Ditto for the automobile and motercycle newsgroups. A few folks here even put the kind of computer and OS they use into their signature. I guess they have to tell everyone what kind of stuff they own so we will all know how just how very cool they are.

      Bruceness (just so you know)
      Cinelli Supercorsa w/Campy SR
      Nikon FM2n
      2000 SE Miata.

    30. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Yes. This is the unique thing about Macs. They consistently have a much higher resale value than PCs, to the point that it is definitely something to take into account when purchasing a Mac. You'd be surprised.

      mark

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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    31. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      Also is Apple's support on software and non Apple RAM. God that alone pisses me off.

      Not that every OS rev from 9 and below had horse shit for memory management.

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    32. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      You missed my point completely. I never said Macs were cheaper.

      You acted as though purchasing a G4 Mac was almost 4x the cost of purchasing a PC. My point is, the price difference is very small if you compare similar computers, plus there are unique things about the Mac that you just can't have on a PC, and I think they are worth something as well. The design of the iMac G4 isn't just for looks, it has function and value. The G4 tower's case is so easy to get into, it's hard not to smile.

      It has Unix, Word, Photoshop, and everything just *works*.

      The Mac isn't the cheapest thing out there, but I believe you get what you paid for.

      mark

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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    33. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cost of shipping from 20 different suppliers to get cheapest possible PC parts: $300.

      Cost of 10 hours of my time, messing around with the garbage necessary to make the machine work: $200.

      Cost of lost client when my %$*(%#( drivers don't work on my %$(%$( CD burner because I upgraded to 2000 from 98: $2000

      Cost of my grecian hair formula to replace my torn out hair from the frustration that my wireless card doesn't work any more with the above upgrade: $250

      Value of the peace of mind that I know my computer will just work, and get the job done: Priceless.

    34. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Loundry · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...and everything just *works*.

      This is one of the most oft-repeated lies in modern computing.

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    35. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by soupforare · · Score: 1

      The main problem with this is when something breaks, it's expensive to replace.
      I need a logic board for my 9600. To purchase one from a 'reputable' dealer (ie, not ebay) between 175 and 250USD. Power supply? 99-199USD.

      Ok, screw it, I'll get a parts box from ePay; owwies! 120-500+ USD
      For that, I could get a quad PPro server, or build a luggable out of a Shuttle barebones flexatx dealie, or get my band a used reeltoreel(or PA or some cabs), fnord!

      I like the architecture. I think apple has done some great things, and some real boneheaded things.
      I just wish the damn bits weren't so much.

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      --- Do you believe in the day?
    36. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creativity died with the Amiga.

      The people left using Apple's were the crusty remains of people who just thought they were creative.

    37. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is one of the most oft-repeated lies in modern computing.

      Liar!

    38. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      This is one of the most oft-repeated lies in modern computing.

      What are you trying to say?

      Try buying a bunch of PC parts, putting them all together, making the thing work, installing Linux, and configuring your computer for the internet.

      Then compare that to the amount of time, effort, and expertise needed to buy a Mac and set up the Internet, and you'll understand what is meant by "it just works".

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    39. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by krammit · · Score: 1

      The easiest and most enjoyably tokin' ring you'll ever set up...

      --
      "Watch your cornhole, bud."
    40. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "face it you are just jelouse and have an inferiority complex....simpleton "

      jelouse?!?!?

      don't macs have spellchecking...guess not...lameass cutlists...ahahhahaa

    41. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      Resale value? Yes, maybe if you have a Mac in an unopened box and it is 20 years old, you might be able to sell it on E-bay and make a nice profit. Or just save the computer box. People have sold those on E-bay for more than the price of the original computer :)

    42. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by suicidal · · Score: 1

      And from your linked iBong article:
      "...There is a strong connection between Macs and pot."..."Think Different"

      lol

    43. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by BigDell · · Score: 0

      No, it's more accurate to think of us Linux-folk as "physicians capable of healing ourselves"...
      as opposed to those PC-plagued who need a doctor, or Macfanatics and the awful alternative medicine analogy...

      Macs, the computer for "the rest of you"

    44. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      You can sell a used Mac for a very decent amount as well, as long as you've taken good care of it. I could probably get $1000 for my G4 tower, even though it's over two years old.

      mark

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    45. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by jafac · · Score: 2

      Not so much anymore. Apple has taken great efforts to raise the bar on obsolescence.

      Case in point:
      OS X not supported at all on pre-beige G3 machines, irregardless of CPU upgrades installed. (in fact, you could, in theory, install a dual 500mhz G4 in a 9600, last of the great 6-slot machines. But OS X is not supported, and you need to run a hack to get it to run, and most people I've heard from don't achieve any degree of stability with it). - In fact, you can't upgrade the OS past 9.1 on these machines. Period.

      OS X not fully supported on beige G3 - irregardless of CPU upgrades installed (primarily, the video subsystem is not supported by graphics acceleration drivers - and the SCSI subsystem is poorly supported at best - believe me, I own one of these machines, I KNOW what I'm talking about).

      iDVD not supported on machines that did not ship with the internal superdrive (Pioneer DVD-RW). You can buy the exact same model superdrive, external firewire or scsi, and plug it in to even the latest and greatest desktop powermac, and iDVD won't run. It's not a technical limitation, it's engieered into the product. The only alternative for those who want to author DVDs on a mac is to buy Apple's DVD Studio Pro for $999.

      Video connectors on more recent macs aren't compatible with VGA monitors. (although they've finally corrected this by finally shipping an adaptor).

      - -
      I agree, that historically, old Macs retain their value longer - look at the resale prices on eBay as proof. But this fact is changing, and continues to change, due to marketing decisions, not engineering limitations.

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    46. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      I agree, that historically, old Macs retain their value longer - look at the resale prices on eBay as proof. But this fact is changing, and continues to change, due to marketing decisions, not engineering limitations.

      I just don't see this change you're talking about.

      Maybe a pre-beige G3 has trouble running OS X (and needs a hack to allow installation). The absolute newest one came out 5 years ago, when OS 8 was just coming out. It would be nice I suppose if these things could still hold their own. But considering Apple has made the most significant OS upgrade since the Mac was created, and considering what a 5 year old PC will get you, I'd say it's really not all that bad.

      The point is that someone buying a new Mac now can be pretty sure that it will have good resale value when they are ready to buy a new one. I say that is still true, and will continue to be true. If I buy a G4 Tower or iMac now, it will sell for a good chunk of money in 2 or 3 years.

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    47. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by phossie · · Score: 1

      "Video connectors on more recent macs aren't compatible with VGA monitors. (although they've finally corrected this by finally shipping an adaptor)."

      how recent do you mean? my g4/867 has a standard VGA out... and i got the cheapest card. it works just fine with my A90.

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    48. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by elmer-12 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so don't upgrade the OS. IMHO, the reason for the lasting value is the utility/coolness of what originally ran on the machine.
      Not every one needs the latest software or peripherals; not even every geek needs them.

    49. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by klez23 · · Score: 1
      irregardless of CPU upgrades installed

      Not meaning to troll, but "irregardless" is not a word. You mean "regardless."

    50. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by viperblades · · Score: 1

      dude computers are like cars i realy don't care what computer you use.

    51. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      what is this "Apple RAM" of which you speak? My last FOUR Macs came with clearly labelled Micron RAM modules. Leave it out with the FUD, please.

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      That was classic intercourse!
    52. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      Mac video connectors have been different from VGA connectors for a long time. Most monitor manufacturers will give you an adapter for free, or something like $1 if you ask.

    53. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      Maybe the kind of jackass who takes the renowned and humourus troll PhysicsGenius seriously and then is stupid enough to write about it?

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    54. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by phyxeld · · Score: 1

      Macs low cost? Good God, man. You've been hitting the bottle pretty hard lately, haven't you?

      My dear friend and fan, have you had a look at the apple store recently? iMacs start at $799, laptops at $1200, or laptops with big screens and combo (CD-ROM/CDR/CDRW/DVD) drives for under $2k. Yes, macs are competitively priced now. (especially those ibooks!)

      In fact, some people are even buying macs for the hardware value, and ditching OS X for linux.

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    55. Re:Yes, a pretty cool book by saintlupus · · Score: 2

      Ditto for the automobile and motercycle newsgroups.

      A fellow on one of the automobile mailing lists I used to subscribe to signed every message:

      [his name]
      --
      '00 George Foreman Grill

      This was, of course, a direct response to the "look what I got!" signature style of most subscribers.

      Offtopic, I know, but hell, I thought it was funny.

      --saint

  6. Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by Catmoderne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, I've noticed this "Mac users are clueless artsy types with no technical knowhow" slant over and over. Rubbish!

    I'm an admin on Linux and OpenBSD networks AND I love my Mac as well.

    There is no conflict, especially after OS X .

    An elegant GUI is a wonderous thang.

    Nuff Said!

    1. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by krog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      i started using Macs in 1989, and continued straight until 1997, when i installed NetBSD on a IIvx. that led me down the slippery slope of x86 hardware, mainly because i couldn't afford a Mac.

      when i finally got a Mac again in 2000, i had forgotten how much i appreciated having a computer that was beautiful, in its designs and GUI. it really drove home the fact that the UNIX desktop is neither consistent nor pretty (usually).

      now that OS X is here (read: now that i can pull up a Terminal window), i can't see a reason to use anything else.

    2. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by Qwerpafw · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's terribly annoying when people categorize mac users into one single group.

      Even more annoying is when a mac user categorizes everyone else who dares to use the same computer as him as being "exactly like him," usually going on to rant about everyone who is "not." It is blatant arrogance and hubris. Those are the people that give mac users a bad name.

      And unfortunately the book sounds like it has a bunch of this.

    3. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by danamania · · Score: 1
      Absolutely spot on. I've bought one brand new mac in my life (an iMac 400 - nothing spectacular) and it's so often presumed I'm a clueless know-nothing user because of it. Even more so being female.

      Yes I love my iMac, but I also love OSX, I love the -underneath- of OSX, and I love my Linux-powered-Quadra-605-webserver

      I certainly don't know everything there is about all things IT, but I can throw myself in pretty deep sometimes.

    4. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by Zane+Edwards · · Score: 1

      I have used, abused and trashed my iMac so much (how many partitions and distros of linux can you fit onto a 40G HD?) I am amazed that is still smiles at me.

      The thing that I miss now is spending hours getting a program to config. NOW what am I going to spend my time doing? Certainly not switching WM's. Firewire and external devices just work! Now what fun is that?

    5. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by MikePikeFL · · Score: 1

      I'd buy myself a nice G4 (or dual G4) if I could afford one! The only thing I don't like about Apple is the price. Even the educational discount I'd get as a college student isn't enough. I might have to just wait until I get a real job and can afford one... but by then Linux may have caught up and AMD's processors might blow away whatever Apple sells... and for a quarter the price!

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    6. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by ACK!! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I totally agree. I will preface my statement by saying I am personally not a Mac person. However, this makes my point more pertinent IMHO because I am a Unix and Linux person. I have worked in IT almost 7 years.

      Many Mac persons love their computer. Therefore, they tinker and work and enjoy their computers a great deal. This leads to a technical comfort level with their machine that many times matches the equivalent skills for many PC users.

      There are plenty of PC home users that have no clue about how their computers work. They surf the web, get their email and open their Word docs and they are happy. However, there is that other edge of users that tinker, upgrade and know how to manipulate their PC in imaginative ways.

      Saying "Mac users are clueless artsy types with no technical knowledge" is as clueless as saying all
      PC users are clueless Office clones blindly following everyone else's lead.

      The stereotypes on both sides have fatal flaws.

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    7. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by thoughtcrime · · Score: 1

      Ooh, I hate when guys do that! Even more so because it's the we're-too-smart-to-be-sexist guys.

      I hauled my invincible Pismo PowerBook around RPI to laptop classes (which, BTW, were Windows-only). They got really annoyed when I was faster, smarter, and better than them on my beloved 'Book (his name is Xtopalopacetl, btw).

      The problem in trying to convince Linux geeks that you're hard-c0re yet still using a Mac, is that they don't believe you can do any significant coding on one. The guys in my house stopped giving me shit when they saw the four translucent terms open (one reading a man page, one compiling with gcc, one using mutt, one ready and waiting).

      So what're they doing now? Buying iBooks.

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    8. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by Ravendon · · Score: 0
      Wow. Er... very impressive site. I love it. And m68k machines were truly impressive. But, although I am a Mac lover, as well as a PC technician, I have to say that my Quadra 660AV is not even in your class.

      I have always loved Australia and have many Australian friends, but if I had known you existed somewhere out there, I would have moved down there, become a citizen, found you, and asked you for your hand in marriage. Come on, a beautiful Aussie woman, highly technical, linux user, Mac lover, talented artist. Wow. What more can a geek ask for? hehe Except for a duel processing G4 tower, with dual scsi raid array, with 160 Gb Cheetahs, 1.5 Gb of ram, GeForce 4 Ti, 23" HD Cinema display, 24 pack of Sierra Mist, running Debian Gnu-Linux or Yellow Dog Linux or Darwin with X, firewire webcam, HP Deskjet 1220 C, and a sticker of Hexley on it. Mmm... Naw. Still not as good as an SE30 running System 6.0.7 with you sitting on it wearing a nighty, holding a 24 pack of Sierra Mist in one hand and in the other, a Neal Stephenson novel. Mmmmmmmm....... Er. Did I say all that out loud? hehe

    9. Re:Mac users aren't all clueless anti geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think all Mac users are clueless antigeeks. I do however think that lots of them are.

      I can fully understand using a mac as one of your OSes, I just personally can't not tweak shit, and I don't think it's very practical where I live (México), and the same can be true of other places, I have heard from Mac users. I've recently started hardcorely tweaking stuff, and it's an addiction.

      I do want a Mac. I want to learn the OS, because it would be useful to me.

      I just resent the lack of the right-click. It makes me unhappy. Command-click doesn't cut it.

      Oh, and I hear that in Japan they're developing the technology to build a mouse that's both stylish AND usable.

      But I seriously have nothing against macs. I just don't ever have the chance to use them.

  7. Grammar by NickRob · · Score: 1

    And he also called Compaq's PDA an "iPac." And occasionally used poor punctuation. And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there. Well, at least he didn't start sentances with the word 'and' or 'but', cos we all know you can't do that.

    1. Re:Grammar by pudge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Whoever told you that doesn't know what they are talking about.

    2. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess he's upset that the author called Compaq's PDA (Pretty Dumb Accessory) an IPac instead of IPAQ?

    3. Re:Grammar by ZiZ · · Score: 1
      Well, at least he didn't start sentances with the word 'and' or 'but', cos we all know you can't do that.

      But...but...but...

      And another thing, young man...

      Ahem. Sorry. My devil's-advocacy is coming out here, as it was when I was reading the review; I'm not OS- or platform-centric:

      "All software sucks, but we still use software. All hardware sucks, but I've got quite a pile of that around me too. All social interaction sucks, but getting loved and laid beats the crap out of the alternatives much as a real OS beats the crap out of GameOS." -- adb in b.l-w

      I like Macs, but I'm not a Mac advocist. I like Windows, but I'm not a Windows apologist. I like this book, from the little that I've read of it so far, and I like Scott Adams' books, and I like to read random entries in an encyclopedia...

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      This flies in the face of science.
    4. Re:Grammar by marktwain · · Score: 1

      I usually like Adams' books too, but not this one except the trouncing of dimwits as mentioned by pudge....it's kind of fun. Adams ought to know what a Mac zealot is and a Mac user that just happens to like Macs. He doesn't. He plays into the hands of the "all or nothing" gang which is getting to be a pretty morbid line of thought.

  8. "And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by paranoid.android · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know Slashdot isn't -- and doesn't need to be -- perfect in terms of spelling and grammar, but using a sentence fragment to complain about a run-on sentence is a little much.

    1. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by pudge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It is not a sentence fragment. A sentence fragment contains no independent clauses.

    2. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by pudge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Incorrect. You lose! And I win!

    3. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the irony of it, eh? Do you think maybe the author put that in intenionally????

    4. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    5. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while we're on the topic, I find it amusing that he mentions he's a pedantic geek. If he's truly as pedantic as he claims, he'd have bloody-well spelled his rating item properly. It's not Macsbug, it's not MacBugs it's certainly not Macsbugs. It's just MacsBug.

      (A pedantic Apple MacsBug engineer in a former life.)

    6. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this may have been mentioned already, but I'd just like to point out that you're a complete retard. Using poor grammar to complain about poor grammar is as old (and as funny) as your average knock-knock joke.

      Thank you.

    7. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by toganet · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you probably follow the directions on the back of the mac & cheese box, too.

      Fragments are ok sometimes -- their abruptness is part of their meaning. And you seem to have no problem with the fact that the sentence in question starts with a conjunction. Why didn't you fault him on that?

    8. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'll agree, fragments are OK, sometimes. In Slashdot comments, on Mac & Cheese boxes, sure. (See, I just used one there!) However, this is a pseudo-professional book review, read by thousands of people.

      Apparently, however, my definition of sentence fragment was flawed. I thought the sentence was a fragment because it began with a conjunction. This is not the case. pudge himself pointed out: as long as there is an independent clause, it's a sentence. The no-initial-conjunctions rule has fallen by the wayside, according to some.

      This doesn't change my point at all, though. pudge did use sentence fragments elsewhere in the review. I just found it strange that while he was complaining about the author's grammar, he used fragments and (in my opinion) poor writing practice himself.

      Like I said, slashdot and its editors don't need to be perfect, but a little proofreading wouldn't hurt.

      Posted anonymously because the moderators seem to think this is offtopic, and they're right. :-)

    9. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by rbruels · · Score: 1

      I think what he was getting at was that the sentence started with "and"... unfortunately, contrary to years of grammar school teaching, it is actually legal to start sentences with "and" or "but."

      I know, I was shocked when I learned that, too. Damned middle school fascists!

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    10. Re:"And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. You lose! And I win!

      lol..

      props go to pudge for being an editor with a sense of humor.

  9. Get with the times Die hard Mac users by nachoman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm sorry, but the die hard mac users are going to have to get with the times...

    Macs arn't just for non-geeks anymore (Arguably the first apples were for geeks, became less geeky...). Mac OS X is the ultimate hybrid to allow both geeks and non-geeks a common platform which both can enjoy and use how they want. Heck, why do you think there is an apple section on /.

    I bought my first mac last year specifically because of OS X. I needed a laptop that I could use for work and school. I wanted a UNIX based system but the ability to run commercial applications if needed (I love OS and Linux, but there is still no MS Office for it and probably never will be... But everyone still sends me .docs).

    I still have people come up to me and say... "you bought a mac??? Don't geeks not like those? They are too colorful to be geeky."

    Macs are for geeks and non-geeks alike. For different reasons though (sometimes). Mainstream users will probably figure this out in 3 or 4 years time.

    1. Re:Get with the times Die hard Mac users by Gehenna_Gehenna · · Score: 1
      Good point

      I prchased a SuPeR SeXy TiBook 2 months ago( should've waited, damndamndamn) and both my geek and non-geek freinds keep drooling all over my shiny titanium case. I wanted a MS alternitive that tallowed me to

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    2. Re:Get with the times Die hard Mac users by Spankophile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      > Heck, why do you think there is an apple
      > section on /.

      Because linux folk don't mind pimping *anything* so long as it's not Linux!
      _smile_

    3. Re:Get with the times Die hard Mac users by Spankophile · · Score: 1

      OMG, I must be tired.. that should have said they don't mind pimping anything so long as it's not Microsoft...

      I'll just sit down, and drink my coffee now.. heh and wait for the 2 minute lameness filter.

    4. Re:Get with the times Die hard Mac users by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm sorry, but the die hard mac users are going to have to get with the times...

      I think those die-hard Mac users who still think that Macs aren't for geeks are a (sometimes vocal) minority. They are unhappy with how Steve has now significantly changed "their" OS (without asking their permission!), and some just don't like to see geek outsiders coming into their club.

      I think a lot of Mac users welcome the influx of geeks because it adds some "legitimacy" to the platform, meaning that if geeks like it, then Apple can't be scoffed at as a toy anymore. And it means Apple more or less got it right with the Unix underpinnings.

      Just my thoughts as a long time Mac user.

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    5. Re:Get with the times Die hard Mac users by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      And some of us are just die-hard geeks who happen to be Mac users.

      MacOS X just gives us more goodies to play with!

    6. Re:Get with the times Die hard Mac users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is getting .doc files that big a problem? I don't get them often (.dvi and .ps are much more likely-- guess my major), but on the occasion I have, AbiWord has handled them pretty well. The command "strings file.doc" is also useful if you're not too concerned about the formatting.

    7. Re:Get with the times Die hard Mac users by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Macs arn't just for non-geeks anymore
      This is a funny statement to me, since I remember the Old Days when geeks all loved the Macintosh. It introduced all kinds of fascinating, fun, and revolutionary software development concepts, like resource forks, the toolbox, standard GUIs, etc. It was Apple's office politics (and Windows) that dulled the Mac's coolness factor... not the fact that it wasn't a cool computer.
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  10. Finally Someone Understands... by dalassa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...macs are not evil. Macs are not inherently less of a computer than a PC.
    I made the best decision of my life to move back to Macintosh a few months ago. OSX really does combine the ease of a mac with the power of unix. I hope that one day people will understand that it is not an either or situation with operating systems. I keep my Win box around and boot my mac into Linux all depending on the job I want to do. Quite simply what operating system you use should be determined by the task at hand.

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    1. Re:Finally Someone Understands... by alfredo · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife, the ultimate technophbe, is now getting her intro into OSX. She loves it. She's a gamer, and will stand behind me and clear her throat, and shuffle around, hoping to irritate me enough so she can play Tony Hawk on my machine. She even knows some commandline commands. She love cal. Prebinding and top makes her swoon. She loves watching the characters flash by.

      I will have to get her her own G4 so she will leave me to my machine.

      There's a geek in there somewhere.

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    2. Re:Finally Someone Understands... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe ... Maybe not, but there are a few things that are true. They make great paper weights. The cost a whol hell of a lot more than a decent PC. Most that are sold are not upgradeable! Apple and Macs suck. Get with the times.

  11. Is it just me? by NickRob · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or does it seem like any Mac user could've written this book? Granted, I'm definitely interested in picking it up (Along with Michael Moore's new book) But from what I've seen, it looks like 90% of people in a MUG could've opened up a word processor and typed it out. We all laughed at the blatant rip-off the iPac was. We all got confused around Mac OS 8.0 When the OS's name changed from "System" to "MacOS". Is there any physcological or sociological perspectives or theories about being a Mac user? The notion that we're creative is not new, it's been in countless articles and MacWorld keynotes. Lemme guess, he mentions that thrill of never configuring an autoexec.bat file, right? (While a great number of Mac users actually have, most often for work).

  12. I am confused. by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    was this a book review, or a rant?

    I don't mean to flame or anything, I was just not impressed with the review as it just seemed to lack focus and talked more on the feelings of the Author of the article rather than what the book was about.

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  13. Not for me by Qwerpafw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nice review. The book seems pretty good, and I might consider it worth buying, except for one fact--

    I already have a personal identity. I know who I am. And I am a mac user. I don't need to read a book to tell me how I should behave, how I should think, or what my personality should be just because of the computing platform I use.

    This point was brought up slightly in the review by pudge's criticism of the "definitive platform test," but it seems the problem would be endemic to the entire book. The author seems to be trying to get all chummy with every mac user out there, though most share the at best tenuous bond of using the same type of computer (and not even OS. Many mac users still use 9!).

    However, this book might be ineteresting to someone who is not a mac user, as it could give some perspective into what "we" (and I hestiate to use the term) experience. But it seems like it alienates and bashes those who don't buy into the "jobs experience."

    So my take on the book would be "don't buy."

    1. Re:Not for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To each his own platform.. I'm a mac user both at work and at home. My mac isn't my identity, I have a life outside of these candy colored works of art. Macs make my life more enjoyable where most other systems make me feel like I've wrestled a gator all day at work. It's personal preference

  14. Linux by lorenlal · · Score: 1

    Anything else just isn't worth it.

    Of course, with the number of crashes Windows is responsible for, you'd think they'd be in a more reckless catagory.

  15. Computer choice does not confer creativity by OnanTheBarbarian · · Score: 1, Redundant

    You know, there are plenty of lame internet posts with this particular problem, but this may be the first book I've seen devoted to the idea that owning a particular brand of computer makes you a particular type of person. The people who think that owning a Mac makes them 'creative' and 'different' need to get over themselves a little (same with the people that think installing Linux automatically makes them an ubergeek).

    Enjoy the OS of your choice, but please don't imagine that choosing it was a major life achievement. Edit together a really cool movie on your G4 (or write a kernel patch if you're an ubergeek wannabe) and you're living up to the hype... but until you've actually done something significant, the choice of OS is about as important as the choice of cola.

    1. Re:Computer choice does not confer creativity by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Interesting

      there is a diffrence between "I own a mac so I am creative" and "many mac owners are creative people"

      Sprite says it best I think in there commercials.

      "hey that Pro basketball player drinks sprite, I drink sprite so I am just as good", then the youth gets his butt beat at basket ball.

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      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  16. thats a shame by ph0rk · · Score: 1

    as often as the applefans can argue that bashing the other guys is bad, i would have expected a more, well, objective book.

    i mean, if we want to read one-sided propaganda, can't we just go visit apple.com?

    where is the chapter on how totally cool it is to have an OS based on BSD, with a usable command line, that you can use or not at your discretion?

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  17. I used to be a Mac lover.... by bobtroy · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bought my first Mac right before they announced the new Power Mac. I even bought an external CD-ROM, external modem, and extra VRAM. I bought a Power Mac clone right before they announced there would be no more support for Power Mac clones. I bought a G3 upgrade for my Power Mac clone right before they announced the new Mac OS would not support G3 upgrades, only native systems. I bought a Pentium II system, installed Linux, and I haven't paid a dime for hardware or software upgrades in three years.

    1. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by feloneous+cat · · Score: 1
      Ah... so you blame Apple for your poor timing???

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    2. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by DebianDog · · Score: 1

      Well in August when Apple announces it new line of systems. Buy one THEN!

      It is obvious, with a PII, you are NOT using the system for video editing so I guess you can buy bottom of the line. Get Yellow Dog Linux and you will get 5 years out of the new box, without having to cough up more $$$.

      I have 2 linux boxes at home and hardly EVER use them since I got my dual 533 with OSX.

      I bought the dual 533 right before they announced the dual 800's :). Lesson learned.

    3. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by sethgecko · · Score: 2, Informative
      Which clone. Just FYI? OS X does run on some clones, and on those it will work with G3 upgrades. It's just not supported. But then neither is your linux box, I'm assuming.

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    4. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I used to be a Mac lover too. I learned to program on an Apple II. But that all changed the day I tried getting an old Apple printer to work with a then-fairly new Performa. I purchased a power adapter for the printer from the local Apple reseller. I'd purchased the printer from a friend, and the adapter had long since vanished. But the printer wouldn't power on, even with a new adapter. Since it looked like the problem was with the printer, my friend very kindly refunded my money and took the printer back.

      I then went to return my new power adapter. I wanted a new keyboard at the time, so I'd hoped to exchange the adapter, give the reseller some more money, and get the keyboard instead.

      Well, sales sent me back to service. Service sent me back to sales. Neither would accept the return. The manager was not in; I'll point out I left him repeated messages and visited the store a couple of times, and never got in touch with him. Bottom line, they wouldn't take the adapter back. Did I mention I wanted to give them more money plus the adapter so I could get a better keyboard?

      I ended up having to dispute the ~$50USD charge on my credit card. The reseller never challenged this, so I never paid it. I also never went back. What I did do was call the sales rep at the reseller who wanted to sell my company a couple of Irix boxes and told him to forget it; if I couldn't get satisfaction on a lousy adapter return then I sure wasn't going to go forward with this purchase.

      That reseller went out of business less than a year later. The absent manager works at a sign painting firm I think. And I've used M$, Solaris and Linux ever since. As curious as I am about the new OSX, that experience keeps reminding me of why I went away from Apple, and why a new Powerbook isn't in my future, even though it should be.

      Jack

    5. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by pythas · · Score: 1

      This is honestly the stupidest story I've ever heard.

      Here's a parallel story. Maybe you can see the problems with it:

      "I BOUGHT A COUCH FROM A FURNITURE STORE. IT WOULDN'T FIT IN MY DOOR. THE STORE WOULDN'T TAKE IT BACK. I'LL NEVER BUY A COUCH AGAIN."

      Ok. You had a bad experience with an independently owned reseller. Don't shop there.

    6. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by sethgecko · · Score: 1
      1s/clone\(\.\)\(.*\)(\?\)/clone\3\2\1/

      i.e. meant to say: Which clone? Just FYI.

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    7. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by psyweather · · Score: 0

      Much like crossing train-tracks, it would be a good idea to wait for a new release, then buy the damn product.

    8. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by lePOT311 · · Score: 1

      I agree w/ Pythas.
      Why did you post this?

      VIM!

    9. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am using an old PowerTower Pro Mac clone with Mac OS X 10.1.4 and it works fine. Certainly not supported by Apple as it is a (pre G3) 604 based unit but it still works fine thanks to Ryan Rempel.

      check out the details :http://eshop.macsales.com/OSXCenter/XPost Facto/

    10. Re:I used to be a Mac lover.... by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1
      Here's a parallel story. Maybe you can see the problems with it:

      Yeah, your parallel is in all caps. :-) Here's a question for you: if you get ripped off by a business, do you continue to do business with them?

      Ok. You had a bad experience with an independently owned reseller. Don't shop there.

      Were there another Apple reseller less than a 90 minute drive away, then I would have done so. There was not. But this stance wasn't the reseller's stance, it was Apple's stance, and one which the reseller did not communicate during the sale. I should have included that in my first post, my apologies. The reseller chose to adopt Apple's hardline as their own, and cost themselves not only that sale but a few thousand dollars in additional sales that were complete save the last signature.

      Jack

  18. Re:TV version? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0

    soo...you suggest that we should all have tiny little vocabularies becasue no one reads for fun and cannot pick up new words.

    I think you need t reality check man. nothiong beats a good book in terms of entertainment.

    your imaginatioj is the limit when reading. with TV and movies, it is all set up for you and your mind gets lazy. A book sharpens the mind and makes you a more nimble communicator.

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  19. A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by IronTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Based on this review, I do believe this author has been using macs for many years, and obviously is of the "old guard" of mac loyalists.

    What I mean by that, is that they randomly attack the PC, while pointing out the stupid ways PC users attack macs. It's been my experience that mac users of this "old guard" (which is to say, they've been using macs well before OS X was a glimmer in NeXt's eye) are very annoying. Most PC users I know, before OS X, didn't give a sh*t about macs, be they good or crappy machines. Mac users meanwhile wouldn't shut up about how good their macs were...as if they were trying to compensate for...something.

    Now, with OS X, I may actually go buy a mac one of these days. It's UNIX when I want it to be, and a pretty looking OS for the days when I just don't feel like thinking. If I do get one, however, I'm going to mostly steer clear of those longtime mac users and instead find people who got a mac for the same reasons I did. At least then I could get some work done in peace!

    1. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 1

      At Leicester Uni there was one guy, year ahead of us (we were second years at the time) who was always in the middle (restricted access to 2nd & 3rd yr CS\SEng only) lab, which was kitted out with PIII/800s, dual booting to Linux and 2k (we were part of the guine^H^H^H^H^H beta test program). This guy never stopped complaining about how he hated PCs, linux or Windows or whatever. He'd say how the hardware was crap. Then we'd point out

      1) The CS Mac room is down the corridor and turn right

      2) Check prices for low-end PCs, high-end PCs vs. low, high end Macs.

      He'd be quiet...until the next time. That was the time I aquired a certain...wariness of Mac users, especially the evangelical ones. But I wasn't about to argue with someone who does Judo. Much, anyway.

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    2. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all the 'old guard' are such CLI-o-phobics, I have owned macs since 1995, and although my preferred work is graphic design I don't turn away the work when people with PC setups phone me with IT problems.

      I installed Linux years ago, but it didn't have any apps I needed for work and it took a huge chunk of disk space so it had to go.

      I did miss the command line interface and tinker potential with the mac system 7-9, but thankfully it's present in mac os X so I am a happy bunny, old-guard or not.

    3. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by jolshefsky · · Score: 1
      Hey, as an "old guard" Mac user, I have to say I'm not compensating for anything! And I'd be glad to put mine up against yours with a graphical ruler on my true WSYWIG screen. Heck, why don't you send a picture so I can see it in gamma-corrected, hardware-calibrated, ColorSync'ed color and let you know what the exact Pantone® match is for any given pixel!

      ;-)

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      --- Jason Olshefsky

      Karma: Poser (mostly affected by adding this line long after everyone else did)

    4. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by feloneous+cat · · Score: 0, Troll
      What I mean by that, is that they randomly attack the PC, while pointing out the stupid ways PC users attack macs.

      No, most of us attack the WINborg - which usually meant PC's (unless you know of a MS OS that runs on the Mac?).

      Most PC users I know, before OS X, didn't give a sh*t about macs, be they good or crappy machines.

      Not true. "PC World" would frequently run editorials talking about the good things in Macs. Weird, huh? Mac users, in fact, are the harshest critics as they knew what they were talking about. Most Windroids don't.

      If I do get one, however, I'm going to mostly steer clear of those longtime mac users and instead find people who got a mac for the same reasons I did.

      And how does this differ from the "old guard" Mac user? I believe power and ease of use has always been the mantra of the Mac OS.

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    5. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by w3woody · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Being one of the "old guard" (I've been using Macs since 1984, and writing software for them since 1985), and being a Windows programmer since Windows 2.11(386), I can tell you for a fact that while PC users generally don't care about Mac users, if you had a Mac in your office, you were almost guarenteed to get a deriding comment from the PC user without any provocation whatsoever.

      I never did understand that. That is, when I worked at JPL I had a Mac and a PC sitting on my desk. Inevitably when a PC-only person would walk into my cube, he would immediately comment on the "paperweight", or how overexpensive the Mac was, or how the WIMP interface was for wimps.

      Generally, when comments started flying back and forth in person, it always started with a co-worker making a negative comment about the Macintosh--not because the Mac user went on the attack. And while it was never a big comment, after an entire day of "why do you use that paperweight" or "I thought you were a power-user until I saw your Macintosh" or whatever, it was hard not to snipe back.

      I had a theory about that sniping from the PC folks, by the way: there is a certain expectation that using computers should be hard. That is, sophistication in the computer world is related to difficulty: thus, typesetting documents with TeX is considered sophisticated while using Microsoft Word is not--even if the resulting document looks more or less the same. But now that MacOS X is based on Unix and now gives users the ability to replace Finder with Terminal (for example), people look to the Macintosh as "finally" being a sophisticated operating system.

    6. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had it on Windows since 1998. And in fact Mac OSX has NONE of that! PCs are now the desktop publishing king, but it'll still take years for the "old guard" to get their head out of their asses long enough to see it.

    7. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by jdavidb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When I was in Jr. High there were one or two friends who could never let it go that I preferred Macintosh. I wanted them to not care about what computer I used; I certainly didn't care about what computer they used. So there are people like that on both sides.

      I think the problem is that the Wintel community outnumbers the Macintosh community so much that it's possible for a Wintel user to never notice someone who feels that passionately about it, but most Mac users have encountered someone like my Jr. High friends. And many of us react by responding in Jr. High ways.

    8. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the exact opposite experience, though in my case, I worked as a PC user in Mac dominated companies. I think it's the numbers games that causes this phenomenon. I know it was all the snide comments from Mac users that made me come to hate the mac, though I've since gotten over it, and them.

      The only reason I even ended up a PC user was the simple fact that when I left my C-64 and my Atari 800 behind, Macs cost more than my car at the time(and they screwed Apple II users) and an IBM clone was about a third of that cost. I've been on the platform ever since and have seen no reason to leave.

      But really, if you're someone who cares about this, I think you have some issues you need to resolve. I know I did. :)

    9. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, when i worked for a large newspaper in the south east there were a couple of photographers and photo techs who new i used a pc at home. Needless to say i was harassed by them every other day for using pc's. These guys didn't know dick about computers either. I didn't really care but i am usually amazed at how many mac people (i didn't say all mac heads were like this) have no clue about anything. I once installed memory on one of their macs and they were amazed !! And When i say a big newspaper in the southeast, i'm not joking.

      kooka bluh

    10. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by jholder · · Score: 1

      You realize, of course, that NeXT and NeXTStep first came out in 1988? I had (okay, shared) serial number 36 of the first run of NeXT cubes back then when I worked at back at Los Alamos. NeXTStep version 0.6 or 0.7, I believe, was the OS release it shipped with. 'Twas a cool, cool machine. I went straight from PCs to NeXT, Sun, and SGI equipment. From there, been a *nix bigot ever since. Never have had a Mac, tho...

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    11. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by greydmiyu · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The only time I sniped at a Mac user is when said Mac user was pulling his own pud claiming the Mac could do all these wonderful things that a PC couldn't and in 99.9% of the time getting it completely wrong. I think my last round of that was a LTTE of a local computer rag when one of their columnists decided to write "10 things only a Mac can do." My LTTE debunked all 10 in spades.

      If Mac users would stop making outragious and patently false claims about their machines godhood PC users wouldn't have to slap them back into place time and time again.

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    12. Re:A PC vs. Mac vs. PC Point of View by greydmiyu · · Score: 1

      News flash, until OS X the MacOS wasn't a sophisticated OS.

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  20. Yikes ... misconceptions abound by thedbp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There were probably a lot less "geeks" in the Mac ranks for the many years this author is basing his book on, so I can see where he'd draw some of these conclusions. While Linux and Windows-based geeks could command-line hack to their hearts content, Mac users have had a wonderful tool called ResEdit. It kinda makes me sad that with Mac OS X, ResEdit is sort of an anachronism sitting in my Classic Applications folder ... but there it is. We have much better hacking cracking and patching tools now :) And the migration of linux and unix users to Mac OS X has brought a surge in the geek numbers, which is good for any platform. When users are pushing limits as well as the manufacturers, progress speeds along nicely.
    I think my original point was to say that there are always contingents of most OS fandom that are NOT geeks, and some that are. Such is life. Variety is the spice and all that.

  21. as a mac user... by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    i am not entirely clueless, but i have better things to do than just play with stuff. i need to get paid--information designer... but, i like being able to configure routers, firewalls, switches, and program (c) once in a while. dividing by zero in cw on os 8 was bizarre. its just not my day job! and, there is plenty to learn, so its nice to have a machine that can do it all (i also don't like have a bunch of stuff sitting around).

  22. version numbers by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    "Mac OS" and "Mac OS X" are OS names. "10.1.4" and "9.2.2" are version numbers. Got it? "

    No, I don't get it. Calling it Mac OSX 10.1.4 implies that you're using version ten point on point four of OSX. You're not, you're using version 1.1.4 of OSX, although it would also be conceivable to understand it as version ten point one point four of the Mac OS. We know why Apple uses the X, but it would be more convenient if the seperated the version numbers more correctly.

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    1. Re:version numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > No, I don't get it.

      Your post indicates that you do get it, you just don't agree with it. There's a difference (or don't you get that?) :)

      Sure it's goofy to start numbering versions with "10". But that's a marketing thang. Remember how Solaris went from 2.6 to Solaris 7?

      Anonymous Kev
      Proudly posting as AC since 1997

    2. Re:version numbers by virex · · Score: 1

      it is a marketing thing for sure..but you must remember that most of the code in os x came from OpenStep which came from NeXTStep...so it is probably even higher then a 10.0 release...it's been around for a good 14 years if i recall correctly. i personally think adding an x to the name of an os is better then going from 3.1->98...

    3. Re:version numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says a product's version numbering scheme has to start at 1.0? You?

      It's Apple's product. They can do whatever the hell they damn well please...

    4. Re:version numbers by connorbd · · Score: 2

      I think the cleanest way to think of it is as NextStep 7.1.4. Before that, the original OS X Server (Rhapsody, to the Mac-clued) would have been 6, before that the unreleased NeXTStep 5 that would have been the next release from NeXT had they not been bought out (which most people only know from their window manager), and before that NeXTStep 4 that was the last production version under the NeXTStep name and which was what MS ripped of for the Win95 interface.

      /Brian

    5. Re:version numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh fuck off

  23. Primary innovator by NullAndVoid · · Score: 1

    I've got nothing against the Mac, but:

    Apple has been the primary innovator of PC hardware and OS software

    Really? Did they "innovate" the PCI bus and BSD? Their case design is admittedly innovative, but what they put inside has only recently caught up with the rest of the industry.

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    1. Re:Primary innovator by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apple didnt invent or popularize EVERYTHING. But they've done their fair share.

      -Popularized USB (an intel invention that wasnt taking off)
      - First (and really the only) desktop "PC" to have standard SCSI acoss product lines.
      - Quicktime
      - Firewire
      - Dylan (a great language that never took off)
      - Put a GUI in the hands of home users (Just to get this straight, Xerox sold the idea to Apple for stock, which Xerox made a hefty profit off of. Xerox actually made a GUI based computer for "business" that sold at the excellent price point of $19,000 USD....and you thought macs were expensive. Xerox had no interest in putting a GUI on consumer desktops).
      - ColorSync , a technology probably never heard of by PC users, but essential for print work.
      - When macs first came out they were expensive, but they had the same CPU's as many workstations and servers of the time.
      - Digital hub, I know its a marketing term. But its real. Its nice for a geek with no artistic experience to be able to produce his own movies of the kids n send it to relatives. There are much better digital video editing programs, but anyone can use iMovie....and its free.

      I'm sure there are many more I cant remember. If Apple was just pretty case design they wouldnt have the following they do.

    2. Re:Primary innovator by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure I'd count SCSI as an asset. Sure, it's faster, but fantastically more expensive. Contributed mightily to macs not being widely adopted among people who had to pay for their own computer.

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    3. Re:Primary innovator by tb3 · · Score: 2

      Here's a few more:
      -affordable networking (AppleTalk)
      -laser printers
      -PostScript
      -3.5 floppy drives

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    4. Re:Primary innovator by JoeWalsh · · Score: 2

      I was told that Apple also invented the touch pad - the little pad at the bottom of many laptops that is used as a pointing device. I don't know whether that was a good thing or not, but it's certainly a feature that's used on many laptops these days.

    5. Re:Primary innovator by jmccay · · Score: 2

      I doubt that. The touch pad is similar in concept to the tools used by CAD developers. If that doesn't satisfy you, then I also had a "touch pad" like input device (about 4 times the size) for my Tandy Color Computer 2 and 3 (and possible 1).

      Nothing will ever qualify Apple for that title. What they have done, while it may seem sgreat to you, is just a grain of sand on a very large beach.

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    6. Re:Primary innovator by jmccay · · Score: 2

      That still doesn't qualify them for that title. What about memory, buses, CPUs, etc. Nothing will ever qualify Apple for that title. What they have done, while it may seem great to you, is just a grain of sand on a very large beach.

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    7. Re:Primary innovator by Linknoid · · Score: 1
      OK, while you listed a few innovations from Apple in your post, here's a much more complete list, courtesy of MacKiDo.

    8. Re:Primary innovator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All nice, but INTEL is the PRIMARY innovater. Any thing Apple has done is icing on the Microprocessor cake.

    9. Re:Primary innovator by Lars+T. · · Score: 2

      Don't compare SCSI to today's IDE/ATA, but to the one of the mid-80s. One drive per controler, endless joy with configuration of disk-parameters in BIOS etc.

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    10. Re:Primary innovator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget 802.11. Before Apple came on the scene, established vendors were busy charging $300 for a card and $2000 for an access point. At those prices, 802.11 was really a luxury.

      Then Apple brought the AirPort gear to market, and priced aggressively. They priced cards at $100 and access points at $300. As a result, the established vendors had to follow suit, and 802.11 became affordable for everybody.

      So, no, I don't use a Mac, but I love what Apple did for 802.11.

    11. Re:Primary innovator by SpotBug · · Score: 1


      Some of the stuff is so bleeding obvious now that it's hard to remember that somebody had to do it first.

      My favorite: with the first PowerBook (not the first Mac portable) they pushed the keyboard towards the screen to give a place for the trackball and for your palms to rest while typing. Every notebook since then has done that very obvious thing (they also all turned black for a very long time).

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    12. Re:Primary innovator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - 3.5" floppies
      - built-in network hardware (every Mac since 1984 has had some form of networking built in)
      - popularized 802.11b
      - plug and play hardware
      - popularized the desktop metaphor
      - popularized bit-mapped displays
      - popularized the mouse
      - first commercially available laser printer
      - put PostScript and DTP on the map

      etc., etc.

    13. Re:Primary innovator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite hardware invention of the last 10 years is the mouse with a wheel on it. Honestly, I use it all the time and can't imagine not having it. I could give up USB for serial, but don't touch my wheel mouse!

      Why doesn't Apple offer one with their computers? Do Mac apps support wheels, including Mac dialog boxes and Finder windows?

    14. Re:Primary innovator by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      Really? Did they "innovate" the PCI bus and BSD?

      Was Apple innovative? Incontrovertably yes. Are they STILL innovative - that's a little more problematic. They still make their own OS but they are using a lot over other peoples innovations either by buying them (NeXT, FinalCut Pro, iTunes, Nothing Real (curious to see what that little purchase is about)) or getting them for free (Mach, BSD) .To be fair when they bought some of those innovations they also "bought" the innovators (Even in the case of BSD where they didn't have to, Jordan Hubbard is an Apple employee now.)

      In the past Apple did "innovate" and even "invent" a lot of things. Unfortunately that also led them to have a vicious "not-invented-here" syndrome which caused them to always be non-standard in lots of ways which weren't necessary. They used their own technologies for almost everything - FireWire, NuBus, ADB (That's APPLE desktop bus) of course the MacOS, ColorSync, AppleScript, AppleTalk, MacSpeech, OpenDoc, QuickTime etc. etc. etc. They can even claim a little credit for the PowerPC chip - back when it was being developed the AIM alliance (Apple, IBM and Motorola) maintained a joint R&D lab - and yes some of the engineers & scientists were and a fair amount of the money came from Apple. A lot of primary computer science research on all sorts of things was done by Apple's Advanced Technology Group (ATG). In the personal computer industry Apple has been the first or among the first during every major development: first GUI on a PC, first PDA, first(? - or at least among the first) consumer digital cameras, first OS with system wide color management, First UNIX my granny can use. etc. etc. etc.

      Sadly Apple has changed, The ATG is history, Fundamental research has given way to R&D that had better be in a money making product in short order. Industry standard technologies (PCI, USB etc) are "good enough" and Apple has stopped trying to invent their own superior version or choosing superior non-standard technologies (like when they standardised on SCSI when everyone else went with the cheaper option)

      Happily Apple has changed. The not-invented-here syndrome is history. R&D money is spent more wisely and profitably. Industry standard technologies are good enough and Apple has stopped wasting time and money and ensuring their incompatiblity with everyone else by inventing their own expansion busses and connections or always choosing the better but less common standard.

    15. Re:Primary innovator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite hardware invention of the last 10 years is the mouse with a wheel on it. Honestly, I use it all the time and can't imagine not having it. I could give up USB for serial, but don't touch my wheel mouse!

      Well, without Apple, you pprobably wouldn't even be using a mouse today. Among all these innovations, many people have overlooked the fact that Apple was the first to develop the computer mouse into a usable, reliable, inexpensive device. See the history here:

      http://library.stanford.edu/mac/mouse.html

      Why doesn't Apple offer one with their computers?

      Because you can buy any number of USB mouses with wheels extremely inexpensively. Apple have a well-designed optical mouse. It doesn't suit them to make dozens of different types - because you can buy those from Logitech or Kensington or even Microsoft.

      You can plug your existing mouse (if it is USB) into a Mac and it will work perfectly.

      Do Mac apps support wheels, including Mac dialog boxes and Finder windows?

      Yes, absolutely. Mac users are big users of alternate input devices, particularly large Wacom tablets for design. So you can configure almost any amount of buttons, wheels, pens and mouses.

      AC

    16. Re:Primary innovator by Gogo+Dodo · · Score: 2
      You left out Apple's case design. There is still no easier system to open up then the G3/G4 towers. Lift the tab, everything swings open. Even the beige G3 and Power Macintosh cases were easy to get into.

      Yeah, other products are hard to get into, but I've never seen any mainstream PC as easy as the Mac desktops.

      Apple's packing box designs are also quite elegant compared to others.

  24. Yikes! by keep_it_simple_stupi · · Score: 1

    I've seen the new I-Mac with its clothes on... It's ugly enough that way. For the love of God, KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!

    Just my $.02

  25. Re:TV version? by Skirwan · · Score: 2
    Reading is one of the most important skills that is (or should be!) taught to our nation's children.
    I couldn't agree more. I'd also argue that a close second to reading is reading comprehension, which enables such deft feats of intellect as responding to a passage with topically-relevant response.

    Anyway... who wants to talk about socks?

    --
    Damn the Emperor!
  26. Re:TV version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    your imaginatioj is the limit when reading. with TV and movies, it is all set up for you and your mind gets lazy.

    With TV and movies, the imagination of the director is the limit. Think of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." Could you have imagined some of that crazy s--t? Maybe, if you were on some crazy drugs like in the movie. But if you are just reading a book? I don't think so. If you do not expose yourself to other imaginations, you will limit your dreams and mind.

  27. Funny user assumptions by rjamestaylor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm sitting here importing client data directly from a client-provided MS Access MDB into a Linux-hosted MySQL database using Linux on my Toshiba Satellite laptop, reading Slashdot on Konq while running another series of sessions on my PBTiG4 550 running OS X. See, I'm on a "working vacation" 1500 miles from home and my Internet connection is not very stable, so I'm moving my server-side development environment from the remote Linux server to my Toshiba and then using my development tools on OS X, which has become my defacto development environment. And, to import the Access (Jet 4.0) database I'm using mdbtools to process MDB files directly from Linux (no need to dualboot, or use Access under Virtual PC on Mac OS X or Win4Lin on Linux).

    So, I'm not the typical user, either, as the author presupposes in his "survey" as you described. But I am a True Convert to Mac OS X and things Macintosh. Funny how OS X throws the old assumptions about Mac users out the Window.

    --
    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    1. Re:Funny user assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sitting here importing client data directly from a client-provided MS Access MDB into a Linux-hosted MySQL database using Linux on my Toshiba Satellite laptop,


      I'm sitting here writing this in AppleWrite while pasting post-it notes on my peanut-butter sandwich. Meanwhile, I'm chewing gum while debugging my sticky-note reminder. I've copied an icon from some website to use it as my hard-drive icon. I'm remotely telling my mother (by audio amplitudinal remote-simulation device)at home to turn on the modem so she can email me that list of passwords I forgot.


      Yeah, we mac users, ughh, we got kung-fu out the wahoo.

      --MPJSTUFF at MacSlash
      --My philoshopy is too complicated for this sig.

  28. Re:TV version? by daeley · · Score: 2

    I was going to read your post closely, giving it due thought and respectful consideration, but since it turned out not to be entertaining, informative, or much of a tool towards understanding anything in particular, I decided to skim it. Life is too short to care what people think, especially if they use the written word.

    --
    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
  29. Who can forget the Newton... by Anenga · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sure, the first release of Newton kinda stunk,

    In the auditorium, Skinner speaks to the children.

    Skinner: Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different. Test
    scores are at an all-time low, so I've come up with these
    academic alerts. [hold stack of cards] You will receive one as
    soon as your grades start to slip in any subject. This way
    your parents won't have to wait until report card time to
    punish you.
    Martin: How innovative. I like it!
    Kearney: Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin.
    [Dolph writes "Beat up Martin" which the Newton translates as
    "Eat up Martha"]
    Bah! [throws Newton]
    Martin: [being bonked on the head] Ow!
    -- Good ol' Apple Computer, "Lisa on Ice"
    (Thanks to SNPP)
    1. Re:Who can forget the Newton... by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 0

      Bothers me every time I see someone mention this...

      I'm very sure the Newton translated it to "Eat *at* Martha's". This makes more sense and would also be easier to get away with on network television.

      --
      Emacs: for people who just never know when to :q!
    2. Re:Who can forget the Newton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Kearney Action figure comes with a miniature plastic Newton. It reads "Eat up Martha"

    3. Re:Who can forget the Newton... by phillyclaude · · Score: 2, Informative

      do your homework, dick. it absolutely said "Eat Up Martha"

      --
      A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head
  30. Tonight on Letterman... by Justen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Top Ten Affects of Die-Hard Mac Users on the World

    10. On a certain day in January and July, Akamai traffic increases... Ten, err, Xfold.

    9. Gap can always fall back on selling black mock turtlenecks and deep-blue denim jeans in an economic recession.

    8. The world's goldfish will always have a place to live. (Today, in the Mac Classic. Tomorrow in the hollowed iMac G4 dome...)

    7. Translucent irons, toothbrushes, speakers, mice, cat bowls, and lingerie.

    6. Grandparents. Surfing. By themselves. Ahh!

    5. MacOSRumors. The single largest scam on the Internet, today.

    4. iPhoto coffee-table books. (Trust me: It's the ONLY way "The Osburne's" will ever make it into print... I hope.)

    3. The Trash. Call it what it is, damnit! Recycle Bin my arse: Microsoft trying to please the tree-huggers.

    2. Aquafied slashdot. Whodathunkit?

    1. Grandparents. Unix. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    jrbd

    1. Re:Tonight on Letterman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you're just as NOT funny as the real letterman..

    2. Re:Tonight on Letterman... by jcoleman · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      How the hell does this get modded up 5 times as funny?

  31. Above-average book by JoeWalsh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I enjoyed the book, but as a long-time Linux user (and recent Mac convert) some of it seemed overly whiny to me. Sure, it's rough having only a few score software packages for Mac OS in the typical CompUSA, but the total of zero packages for the Linux user makes that seem quite sufficient in comparison. I think he needs to get out more, and realize that there are more operating systems than the Windows and Mac franchises alone.

    As for the chapter where he gives childish replies to childish letters written to him as editor of his magazine, I stopped reading it half way through. I don't need that sort of thing to make me feel good about myself or my choice of computer, and reading such displays of immaturity is just painful. Maybe when I was 12 years old it would have been thrilling, but I've grown up since then. I wish he would have, too.

    The rest of the book was pretty good, though, and some sections were laugh-out-loud funny. He has a good writing style and a sharp wit that comes out best when he's describing everyday situations he's had to deal with as a Mac user (such as the hostile responses from sales clerks and fellow customers when he asks for Mac hardware or software).

    Still, given his whinyness on the one hand, and his vindictiveness toward "pee cee" users on the other, I'm not sure I want to be grouped with him as a "Mac fanatic." I tend to be a lot more forgiving of others than he shows himself to be. If most Mac users have the same extreme siege mentality he does, then I'll be sure to avoid Mac user groups like the plague. I'd much rather enjoy my computer than spend time cutting down others' choices. And I'd much rather let someone use one of my computers and thereby learn what's so great about the Mac than tell them what a crappy OS they use.

    So, althoguh my wife and I own three Macs right now (two quicksilvers and one icebook), maybe we should call ourselves "Apple users" instead of "Mac Fantatics." (This, despite his sneering remark about people calling them "Apple" computers intead of "Macs." As a long-time user of Apple ]['s, I'll probably always refer to computers produced by Apple Computer, Inc. as "Apples" out of habit, at least some of the time).

    -Joe

    -Joe

    1. Re:Above-average book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the total of zero packages for the Linux user

      Umm.. I count around 1200 packages, and that's just in the Red Hat 7.2distribution. Just because someone hasn't put each of these packages on a seperate CD each with their own EULA and a nice price tag, doesn't mean that they aren't there.

      They also carry Mandrake and SuSE Linux.

    2. Re:Above-average book by JoeWalsh · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry. I thought it was clear I was talking about commercial, shrinkwrapped software (as was the author of the book - thus the context of my comment).

      Of course there is a ton of free software for Linux, FreeBSD, etc. I should have stated that more clearly.

    3. Re:Above-average book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your original statement was compeltely correct and clear. He was doing the typical /. argument tactic of taking a sentence fragment out of context, giving it a new meaning and berating you for it.

      Though on the other hand, you're right, you should have been more clear because anything less than precise legalese will get your ass roasted by the Linux zealots every time.

    4. Re:Above-average book by Buck2 · · Score: 0, Troll

      That's his fucking point.

      --

      As my father lik@(munch munch)... ....
  32. My review by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0, Troll
    My review? The entire book is not about Macs, it's about PC's. And how Macs desperately wish they had won the competition they lost so very long ago. Ready?

    • Ch. 1 - author bashes PCs
    • Ch. 2 - author bashes PCs
    • Ch. 3 - author bashes Apple, Inc.
    • Ch. 4 - author bashes PCs
    • Ch. 5 - author bashes Apple, Inc.
    • Ch. 6 - author bashes PCs and CompUSA
    • Ch. 7 - author bashes PCs
    • Ch. 8 - author bashes PCs
    • Ch. 9 - author bashes PCs
    • Ch. 10 - author finally has something positive to say about the Mac
    • Ch. 11 - author admits there may be other reasons to own a Mac other than to attempt to broadcast to strangers that you identify with the media content produced by Apple's marketing department.

    All that being said, this guy evidently knows his audience and I'm sure the book will sell well. Perhaps his book will become as trendy to display in pretentious workspaces as the latest Apple hardware?

    --
    Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  33. the ultimate geek/hacker's platform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    and I mean hacker in the old-school meaning: like in machack.

    Since my first Mac Plus in which I inserted a 5.25" 20MB SCSI Seagate hard disk inside the Mac's case, with no fan at all, wiring all the cables directly to the motherboard (no connector: had to save!).

    Since my first INIT code which allowed remote shutdown of a Mac (great joke to play in public labs back in the ol'undergrad days), raytracing on a Mac SE (dithering because of 1bit/pixel...)

    I think there's no better hacker machine!

    1. Re:the ultimate geek/hacker's platform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only you KNEW what people are doing to their Amigas these days...

  34. Re:kissing microsoft's butt? another thing about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why PC users need Apple Heere's why they should be kissing Apple's butt (instead of Microsoft's)

    What I don't get is why he doesn't recognize that Apple has been kissing Microsoft's butt for IE, Office, and money investment for years, until about a month ago. So he should have recognized the continued IE bundling with OS X, while he was probably writing this at that time. Granted he don't use Mac OS X, it is still hypocritical to talk about Apple users like this. Apple has always been the biggest kisser upper.

  35. Re:TV version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are on crack pal. the book will have sufficient dicriptors for you to decide what the scene looks like. I don't give a crap what you pull out of your a$$. accepting an idea that is already formed for you is not the way to higher understanding, and that is what people do when watching a movie, they do not sit there and use critical thinking skills to decide if what they are seeing is the best representation of the scene.

    you need to use critical thinking in order to raise your awarness and sharpen your mind. TV and movies are not the way to that goal, if they were, then peopel would not veg out and relax in front of them.

  36. Re:Prepare for moderation - Re:TV version? by tps12 · · Score: 1
    Yeah, sucks huh?

    I recommend using the +1 bonus whenever possible, if for no other purpose then as an offering to the slashgods.

    --

    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
  37. Are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I bought a Mac because I wanted a laptop that I could compile UNIX source code on and I wanted a slick user interface that could handle MS Office. OS X fit the bill, so I got it.


    I keep seeing things like, "Smart consumers buy Apples because they're cheaper!" Uh... since when? My Powerbook was $3,000. A comprable PC laptop was $2,200. I selected the Powerbook because it fit my needs better and I was sold on the operating system.


    Macintosh users are more creative? Wow. It must be because they like shiny lollipop colors on their iMacs, a marketing trend that has bled over into everything from cell phones to George Foreman grills. Props to Apple for trying something simple and basic that the stuffed suits at the PC conglomerates never thought of: make the computer available in bright colors.


    I never bought into user stereotypes. I have definately noticed that a TYPICAL pre-OS X Mac user knows far less about how computers in general work than PC users. But I could say the same thing of modern PC users versus the pre-Windows 95 PC users. Anybody remember tweaking your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS endlessly to coax another 9K of conventional RAM out of DOS? Arranging and re-arranging LOADHIGH instructions to shuffle drivers around in upper memory and going seven rounds with QEMM and the myriad other memory managers to use that extra 2 MB stick you paid $200 for?


    We had no choice. If I wanted to play Crusaders of the Dark Savant I had to find a way to get enough memory. That was how PC computing was. Modern users on average know far less because, for one, there's far more non-tech people who use PCs and for two there's no need. So I don't buy into this division along the Mac/PC line for technical competancy. You learn what is required to learn to operate your machine. The fact that the Mac removed this responsibility from the user 10 years before the PC did doesn't make Mac people less intelligent or more creative.


    I love my Mac. I hate my PC. But I want to play Dungeon Seige so I need my PC. I think the platform wars should be winding down in the coming years. I think that with OS X, Apple has the BEST operating system available. Sorry Linux people, but Linux is a pile of crap. I do use it, simply because when I set up my web server I wasn't familiar with anything else (plus I got semi-orgasmic pleasure out of reformatting the disk with Win95 on it). But if there were any justice in the world, OS X would be the operating system of choice. Even the ports of MS applications to OS X are superior to the MS versions.


    I'm right because I say so. I read Slashdot! I'm always right! And well-informed!

    1. Re:Are you kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the creative bit is rather old and getting more and more out of date. In the old days, Apple was the first in the game with a GUI, and had a better graphics system than PCs so graphic design programs grew up on the systems. That plus MIDI made the Mac the platform of choice for creaters. Nowadays, Windows is catching up little by little, and Linux has some nice tools on it.

      Wogs

    2. Re:Are you kidding me? by SideshowBob · · Score: 2

      I never bought into user stereotypes. I have definately noticed that a TYPICAL pre-OS X Mac user knows far less about how computers in general work than PC users. But I could say the same thing of modern PC users versus the pre-Windows 95 PC users. Anybody remember tweaking your AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS endlessly to coax another 9K of conventional RAM out of DOS? Arranging and re-arranging LOADHIGH instructions to shuffle drivers around in upper memory and going seven rounds with QEMM and the myriad other memory managers to use that extra 2 MB stick you paid $200 for?

      So tweaking your autoexec.bat means you 'know how computers in general work'?

      Thats the funniest damn thing I've read on Slashdot in awhile :)

      Using a PC doesn't mean you know squat, other than how to use a PC. You don't magically know how to program all of the sudden, or how to design a PCB, or even how to swap out a PCI card (you think the vast majority of PC users ever even open their machine's case? To them its a commodity, more akin to a toaster oven than to a personal hobby.)

  38. Re:Grow up!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had mod points you'd get them all...

  39. Who would you want to naked? by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    Are there any major players in this field that you would want see naked? From Bill to Linus (opposite ends of the spectrum), I'd like them all to stay clothed.

    And the truly horrifying image is of dancing monkeyboy Steve Ballmer au natural.

    1. Re:Who would you want to naked? by guuyuk · · Score: 1

      ***retch****
      ***Gag******

      ***HURL!!!*****
      ***HURL!!!*****
      ***HURL!!!**** *

      ***HURL!!!*****
      Next time, warn everybody that you're going to mess with our minds like that! :-)

      Ballmer...*shudder*
      --

      --
      We're sorry, the phone number you have reached is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try your call again
    2. Re:Who would you want to naked? by Ravendon · · Score: 0

      OMFG! Did you actually post that? Steve Ballmer naked????? Why not have a link to goatse.cx, why don't you?! Geez.

    3. Re:Who would you want to naked? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      man, that's harsh. I'd much rather watch the naked Wozniak and Jobs show that that coked up burger-fiend, Ballmer.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
  40. Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not MAC OS X.I.IV :)

  41. To sum up all Mac Vs. PC Debates by writermike · · Score: 1

    I have a [Mac/PC].
    I can't buy a [Mac/PC]Mac today. (Not enough cash to own two computers.)
    I don't want to feel bad about my current purchase.
    Therefore, [Mac/PC] computers (and [l]users) suck.

    --
    If Nalgene water bottles are outlawed, only outlaws will have Nalgene water bottles.
  42. Re:TV version? by stevey · · Score: 1
    I didn't even have time to read the review above, though from the first line on the front page it sounds funny

    Just time to write 326 words about it.

  43. Re:TV version? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0, Troll

    "I think you need t reality check man. nothiong beats a good book in terms of entertainment."

    I disagree. Prolonged sexual intercourse while tripping on acid is infinitely more entertaining than reading a fucking book. Conversation is often more entertaining than reading a fucking book. Bookc CAN be excellent, but most aren't (I'm thinking Jeffrey Archer here), so let's not hold up book reading as some kind of higher spiritual experience. Coz that's nonsense.

    --
    That was classic intercourse!
  44. Innovation? Sure. by Colol · · Score: 1

    USB (They didn't invent it, but they made it popular). FireWire (IEEE1394). Digital connections for digital displays. GUI. The list goes on.

  45. Re:TV version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    neither is sitting in front of a television of movie screen.

  46. Re:You are kidding me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't that be like : *BSD is a pile of crap.

  47. "changes our lives in important ways" by Argyle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I quote the article:

    "But now I am getting worked up. I'll settle down. Deep breath, in, out, in, out. That's the thing about being a Mac user, Kelby points out: passion. Passion for Apple and its products, even the ones that stink, because Apple is more than just a company, it is an organization that changes our lives in important ways, by making products that make a difference to us. "

    What is he talking about? Are we supposed to understand exactly how Apple has "changes our lives in important ways" without him mentioning how? Look, I've got PCs & Macs running Windows, Linux, and Mac OSs. They each have their good and bad points. But none of them have something so special that they "change our lives in important ways". They are all jusy fscking operating systems. We'd all be doing fine if we were using OS2 or Amiga or Be.

    It's what people do with computers that makes a difference.

    --
    nuclear iraq bioweapon encryption cocaine korea terrorist
    1. Re:"changes our lives in important ways" by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      I can't agree with the author's rhetoric, but I do think Apple has changed our lives.

      Introduced the PC with the Apple I/Apple II, in a serious way and not just in a hobbiest homebrew way.

      Introduced the mouse to computing.
      Introduced the 'window, icon, mouse, pointer' pardigm.

      Introduced the WYSIWYG concept.

      Introduced color managment. Publishing industry.

      Introduced audio and video, via Quicktime, to home computers.

      You know, things that today you take for granted, Apple helped popularize.

    2. Re:"changes our lives in important ways" by donglekey · · Score: 1

      nice troll. for those that don't realize why:

      Introduced the mouse to computing.
      Introduced the 'window, icon, mouse, pointer' pardigm.

      Xerox? Xerox.

      Introduced the WYSIWYG concept.
      how exactly?

      Introduced audio and video, via Quicktime, to home computers.
      IM motherfuckin PEG baby.

      You know, things that today you take for granted, Apple helped popularize You maybe right on that one, they did help popularize things like USB, like they help popularize shitty slashdot posting by you buying a Mac

    3. Re:"changes our lives in important ways" by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      Right, Xerox may have innovated the ideas of WiMP and mice first, but Apple's Lisa was the first machine you could buy, and the Mac was the machine that sold well, that brought something other than CLI or blinkenlights to the masses.

      Quicktime 1.0 the product was released, what, 1991, while MPEG1 spec was released in 1992?

      Unless you're talking about some other thing entirely?

      I never claimed Apple *invented* the mouse, WiMP, or movies, in my post. I just said they introduced those concepts to home computers at a time when computers were more of a novelty than they are today :)

    4. Re:"changes our lives in important ways" by bcaulf · · Score: 1

      Apple's Lisa was the first machine you could buy, and the Mac was the machine that sold well, that brought something other than CLI or blinkenlights to the masses.

      The Xerox Star went on sale in 1981.

  48. ResEdit was cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've rarely encountered someone who was not a Mac programmer who "got it" regarding ResEdit and resources. Way cool. Some Windows programmers will say, "Oh we have that on Windows." Yeah, sure, for strings, dialogs, and a handful of other data types. Resources were pervasive on pre-OS X systems because they were simple, elegant, fast, and very useful. The only problem was getting the resource fork over to non-apple file systems. Instead of abandoning resources, Apple should have folded resources into the data fork. That's how Microsoft got resources without having resource forks supported in their file system. The next time you're parsing and unparsing an XML file to load/store user preferences for your program, listen carefully and you'll hear the soft whisper, "resources are better."

  49. Re:In case it's slashdotted! by pascaully · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No-one could deny that apple has given the world some fine products. Its not the technology that annoys me but the culture around it: the pretentious open-plan office, the stupid imac case and the little brats who suddenly think of themselves as hackers because they can turn on a mac.

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    You dare to hit ME! JOHNNY PASCAULLY!!
  50. great... by Sebastopol · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...more ways to divide people and make enemies.

    do we constantly have to make it 'us' and 'them', the other side always claiming moral highground?

    this is just one more thing for people to get angry at each other for. like dads beating each other up at hockey games, or fans beating each other up at sports arenas...

    does it fucking matter? are we so superficial as to group each other by the types of computers we use? this is sad, sad, sad.

    :

    and by the way C64 rocks, you all suck. ;-)

    --
    https://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
    1. Re:great... by w3woody · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, the world has always been divided into those who believe the world can be divided into two groups, and those who do not.

      As you do not believe the world can be divided into two groups, you're one of *them*.

      Be gone from my sight, foul demon!

    2. Re:great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll share one of my favorites:

      Arguing about computer platforms is like the special olympics... even if you win, you're still a retard.

      >and by the way C64 rocks, you all suck. ;-)

      Aye.

    3. Re:great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People need to have something to complain about, and have a bias against. If it's not your choice of operating system, it'll be your skin color, or your sex, or any number or things. The US "pulled together" after the attacks on 9-11, but now we're back to our good old selves, whining about the first thing that comes our way.
      Through years of work you might be able to convince people to settle their OS differences nicely, but they'll just find something else to fight over.

  51. -1, Flamebait by blair1q · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Biased review of biased book about company that doesn't do very well despite its imagined superiority.

    --Blair

    1. Re:-1, Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Apple does just fine, perhaps you should look at the financials for the company...

      Apple is up 58% from its low on Sept. 21. Not many companies can boast of such robust increases in market capitalization over the same period of time. Your statement "about a company that doesnt do very well" is rather ignorant once you consider these facts.

    2. Re:-1, Flamebait by blair1q · · Score: 2


      Most companies are massively up from their low on Sept. 21.

      Apple has underperformed its prophesies financially and technologically since the mid-'80s.

      --Blair

  52. Won't Buy from Apple Until Keyboard Problem Fixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am in Apple's target market. I am a long-time Unix user. I appreciate quality! I lust after their laptops. But I just can't buy one, yet.

    This is because I can't use their laptop's keyboards. I need the key to the left of the 'A' to be a Ctrl key. This is not just a want; it is a genuine need based upon ergonomic reasons.

    Apple's cost to satisfy my keyboard desires is small: re-design their laptops to use USB keyboards just like the rest of their line. Unfortunately for me, Apple hasn't done this yet. (Note: They might have done this with the new PowerBook. If anybody knows, please respond to this post and tell me {so I can go buy one!!!}). Their laptops still use the ADB keyboards, which are horribly broken-by-design. ADB keyboards are a vestage of the old insanely-bad input devices days, when Apple didn't have an industrial-strength unix core.

    Apple: Please fix your laptop keyboards! Please re-design your laptop motherboards to use a modern up-to-date USB keyboard, to go along with your robust and mature modern up-to-date unix OS!!

    Note: is is now possible to use the keyboard with Debian GNU/Linux, but as of yet, Apple has not made it possible for unix old-timers to use with OSX.

    My standard rant follows:

    Apple Laptop Keyboards are Unacceptable to Unix Users

    Apple designs horrible keyboards. ADB keyboards (which are still used on all of Apple's laptops) are unusable to unix users who need a Ctrl key to the left of the 'A'.

    Proper Keyboard Design

    • When a key is pressed, the keyboard sends a keyPress event.
    • When a key is released, the keyboard sends a keyRelease event.
    • Each key is assigned a different keycode.
    Nothing more, nothing less.

    ADB Keyboard Mis-design

    • When the key to the left of the 'A' (CapsLock) is pressed, the ADB keyboard sends both a keyPress event and a keyRelease event.
    • When the CapsLock key is then released, the ADB keyboard sends NO events.
    • When the CapsLock key is next pressed, the ADB keyboard sends NO events.
    • When the CapsLock key is then released, the ADB keyboard sends both a keyPress event and a keyRelease event.
    • The above cycle repeats over and over.
    This is WRONG ! Apple's ADB keyboards are broken by design.

    Unix Users Cannot Use Apple's ADB Keyboards

    What this means is that unix users who need the key to the left of the 'A' to be a Ctrl key cannot use Apple ADB keyboards. You can easily reprogram the CapsLock key to be a Ctrl key and get rid of the badness of the CapsLock key, but you can't get the required goodness of the Ctrl key to the left of the 'A'.

    Apple Loses Sales to Unix Users

    All Apple laptops have the horrible broken-by-design ADB keyboards which are unusable to unix users. I want to buy an Apple laptop, but I cannot and will not until Apple builds input devices usable by unix users.

  53. Why I gave up on Apple by swm · · Score: 2
  54. It's not Creativity +10... by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    To put it in geek terms...

    The notion isn't that buying a Mac automatically confers you with a +10 to Creativity, the notion is that using a Mac means your Creativity doesn't take any penalties.

    Have you ever tried to make a home video or DVD with the software that comes with the typical Dell or Gateway PC? Definitely a case of Creativity x 1/2 right there...

  55. Ugh... Glad I didn't eat breakfast this morning.. by Svartalf · · Score: 2

    What a positively nauseating image you had there...

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    I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
  56. Not-so-secret truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Macintosh is not a computer for geeks, but for creative people who can't be bothered with geek-like things.

    Captain Obvious To The Rescue !
  57. I don't even look at resale value when I buy a CAR by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Concern about resale value usually means you cannot really afford whatever it is you are buying.

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    Blar.
  58. Re:Innovation? Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    correct me if im wrong, but wasn't it Xerox PARC who invented the gui?

  59. OSX 10.1.4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just want to make sure everyone is clear on this point. It is "Mac OS X, version 10.1.4," and "Mac OS, version 9.2.2." "Mac OS" and "Mac OS X" are OS names.

    So does this mean it really is "oh ess ex, ten dot one dot four", or "oh ess ten, ten dot one dot four"?

    Reminds me of http-colon-slash-slash-slash-dot-dot-org.

  60. Macs and PCs, the Price Thing by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    People will always point to price as a reason why PCs are a better buy than a Macintosh.

    Here is some of my experiance.

    I have a Beige G3 Tower from Apple, I've upgraded it to 512 MB of RAM (it came with 32), Firewire/USB card, 40 GB HD (it came with 4) and an ATI Radeon card. Total price for the machine over 4 years and 4 months, $2900 US.

    In the same time, at work, I've been through 3 PCs that were bought for $1800, $1550, and $1060 dollars or $4410 US.

    Take iMacs, a 2nd rev "Flavored" 266-333 MHz iMac with a 6GB drive will fetch around 400 dollars, while a 266MHz P2 tower is worth about 150 dollars.

    Apples may be more expensive up front, but they do last longer than the majority of PCs.

    1. Re:Macs and PCs, the Price Thing by bruns · · Score: 1

      How true it is. My old Quadra 800 is still chugging along, just as good as the first day it was turned on. Install A/UX on that baby and you have a rather solid and reliable system that many people would swear by.

      --
      Brielle
  61. geez guy ... occam's razor ... by taniwha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mac users meanwhile wouldn't shut up about how good their macs were...as if they were trying to compensate for...something.

    Or maybe they were just enthusiastic about their computer in a way you weren't about yours. Sometimes the truth is right in front of you and not a paranoid conspiricy about people's secret thoughts

    1. Re:geez guy ... occam's razor ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is typical Mac fanatic nonsense.

      I love my Maxima, but I don't bother people who buy underpowered(by comparison) Camrys or Accords, because I have a life. The truth is, PC users do love their machines(if we didn't, we wouldn't keep them), it's just my machine isn't my life, and I'd rather spend my time having fun with it, than trying to convert some Mac drips to my computing platform(no offense to the Mac guys who aren't also part time televangelists).

      Macs are cool, PCs are cool. The former Mac old guard mac loyalists agree with, the latter, like True Fundamentalists beleivers, they really don't believe, and like fundamentalists, are hipocrites in the clearest sense of the word, when they slam PC users for doing what they have always done, bashing a different computing platform.

      To close, if you're mac is so great, shut the hell up and use it and leave me alone to use my PC. Just like with fundamentalists of any faith, if your faith is so great, then by all means practice it, just don't make my life a living hell by constantly running off at the mouth about it.

    2. Re:geez guy ... occam's razor ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to compare this to my time driving around town in my GTA (may it rest in peace -- Never let your wife change the oil).

      I know my car wasn't the fastest around, but it did pretty well for what it had. The only people that ever attempted to race me were the "over enthusiastic" rice-boys that really belonged in the Hall of Shame. You probably know what I'm talking about. Slow cars with lots of stickers, and TypeR emblems all over them. Coming home late at night, I'd put up with them through most lights before I put the hammer down and left the pregnant rollerskate buzzing like a weedeater far behind, too embarassed to pull up beside me again. Now I realize that SOME "ricers" have put their money's worth in to make truly great performers that would smoke my bone stock ride, just as some of the newer Apples perform very well. Unfortunately the "old-school" Mac zealots I've encountered are so irrational, that you could smoke their A@@es, and they's still pull up to the next (proverbial) light believing that they were faster, and letting you know.

      If you want to use Mac, go ahead, knock yourself out. But I have better things to do than listen to endless dribble.

    3. Re:geez guy ... occam's razor ... by taniwha · · Score: 1

      To close, if you're mac is so great, shut the hell up

      but I use a Linux laptop .... this kind of makes my point for me - remember Occam's razor - maybe someone who posts simply means what they say and doesn't have some hidden secret agenda

    4. Re:geez guy ... occam's razor ... by 1in10 · · Score: 1
      Or maybe they were just enthusiastic about their computer in a way you weren't about yours. Sometimes the truth is right in front of you and not a paranoid conspiricy about people's secret thoughts

      He is using occam's razor - the simplest explaination is a small minority of people are making a lot of noise because they're compensating, or jealous, or feel the need to reassure themselves, or whatever.

      The complicated explaination is that all these zealous Mac users are somehow singuarly brilliant enough to see something that each and every one of the unwashed masses of PC users don't.

      Now that would be stretching credibility.

  62. More stupid Mac FUD by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
    The fact that the Mac removed this responsibility from the user 10 years before the PC did doesn't make Mac people less intelligent or more creative.

    I seem to recall that up until about 2 years ago MacOS 9 users had to manually assign memory allocations? And if you got it wrong, the program would crash?

    I love my Mac. I hate my PC. But I want to play Dungeon Seige so I need my PC. I think the platform wars should be winding down in the coming years. I think that with OS X, Apple has the BEST operating system available. Sorry Linux people, but Linux is a pile of crap.

    More zealotry. Why do so many Mac users insist on giving Apple free advertising? It's not like they don't buy enough TV airtime anyway! And actually, the platform wars wound down years ago, I think you'll find that the open architecture of the PC, for all it's faults, was the winner.

    Sorry Mac people, but saying things like OS X is better than Linux is ridiculous. I for one, will NEVER buy a Mac, not because I'm a poor student (though I am), not because I don't like Apple (though I don't), but because if everybody bought a Mac we'd suddenly be even worse off than we are now. Microsoft showed us what damage a monopoly can do when it controls the standards, a monopoly of Apple would be infinitely worse as they control the hardware too!

    The only monopoly that wouldn't cause massive damage would be a monopoly of PC/Linux. Nobody, but nobody, should control the OS/Hardware. I don't give a damn about the software on top, if I want to pay MS for Office then I will, but the OS and hardware are too key.

    I hate people who get modded up for saying "I love the good looks and UNIX core of Mac OS X". It's redundant. We don't care. So you like your new Mac, good for you, I guess we just have to hope not everybody is like you, cos if they are then we're screwed all over again.

    end rant

    1. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by Van+Halen · · Score: 1
      It's not like they don't buy enough TV airtime anyway!

      Personally, I think they don't. AMD, too. During the few primetime shows I sometimes watch, there will inevitably be at least 2 or 3 Intel ads. Often an MS ad too. I think I saw the new iMac ad once since it was announced 4 months ago. Can't recall ever seeing an ad for AMD on tv. Is it any wonder that MS/Intel continues to "win" the platform war?

      As a fan of both Apple and AMD, I can't understand why they don't spend a few bucks and put more ads on tv. I don't know much about marketing, but it seems to me that this would nearly translate to an instant boost in sales for both. A lot of people I know have no clue who or what AMD is, and if they do, they assume it must be inferior because it isn't the Intel brand name they get shoved down their throats. Most of those same people haven't even seen or heard of the new iMac, let alone know anything about what Apple is up to these days and what they offer in terms of the whole digital hub thing. Many of them may not even realize Apple is still alive and kicking!

      Strange.

    2. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I seem to recall that up until about 2 years ago MacOS 9 users had to manually assign memory allocations? And if you got it wrong, the program would crash?"

      In a word: no. Users can change the amount of memory allocated to a program if they want to. Which, btw, is simple to do. But they don't HAVE to. And if you (somehow) "got it wrong" (whatever that means), your program doesn't crash. Th OS won't let you change it to anything less than the minimum required. And if you give it all of your RAM, you won't be able to run anything else.

    3. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by singularity · · Score: 1

      And actually, the platform wars wound down years ago, I think you'll find that the open architecture of the PC, for all it's faults, was the winner.

      You are equating popularity with superiority. By that rational, Ford makes a *better* car than BMW and Mercedes Benz sinply because they sell more cars every year.

      Mac users would argue that while the i386 platform is more popular, there are better things out there. That is not too hard to grasp, is it? Would you buy an SGI machine if it was only a 5-10% premium over a similar PC?

      but because if everybody bought a Mac we'd suddenly be even worse off than we are now. Microsoft showed us what damage a monopoly can do when it controls the standards, a monopoly of Apple would be infinitely worse as they control the hardware too!

      This is, without a doubt, one of the most ignorant thigns I have ever read on Slashdot. Yes, if everyone bought Apples instead then Apple would have a monopoly. You not buying a Mac does not prevent Apple from having a monopoly (welcome to the wonderful world of being a MS competitor), but actively encourages the continument of MS's monopoly, since it knocks down MS's only sizable commercial competitor.

      The only monopoly that wouldn't cause massive damage would be a monopoly of PC/Linux.

      For the love of God, why are you so preoccupied on the fact that there *has* to be a monopoly on computers? Suppose Windows on PCs, Linux on PCs, and MacOS X on Macs all had 33% of the market? Can you say "competition"?

      A monopoly is the exception. Regular capitalistic competition is normal. You apparently cannot see that as a possibility. Competition is a *good* thing.

      I would go almost as far as to call your post a troll.

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      - (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
    4. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In another word: Yes.
      Setting memory partitions was very important because you had to have as much memory assigned as the app could ever possibly want. If you were doing web development, you would need to set huge memory partitions for Netscape (or IE) so that you could load Java or Flash pages when you came across them. You'd also have to give Photoshop a huge memory allocation so that you could open layer documents. This meant that all your programs were using their "worst-case" memory all the time, which meant your Mac required 2 or three times more physical RAM than a PC running the same applications.

      The alternative was to constantly quit apps, resize the memory, and restart them. Unfortunatley, too much tweaking inevitably brought on a crash of the whole system, requiring a restart.

      The Mac's memory setup was the most arcane, expensive and dumb setup since the 640k limit, which PCs got rid of almost a decade ago.

      Is it true that the Mac finally got rid of it?

    5. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You use hate and we a lot. I love you, my zealot brother.

    6. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The memory management on MacOS X uses swap files, protected memory, etc. On par with any other *nix or Windows. No more of the old crap.

    7. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      A monopoly is the exception. Regular capitalistic competition is normal. You apparently cannot see that as a possibility. Competition is a *good* thing.

      Yes, competition is a good thing, and the third each scenario would be the best, but when the OS is full of closed specifications a monopoly is in fact normal. It's a catch-22 situation:

      Person looks at what computer they want. They look at platform X, and platform Y. Platform X is good, but it doesn't have many applications. Platform Y isn't as good, but it has lots of apps and is slightly better known and supported. They buy platform Y, because at the end of the day it may suck but it lets them get more done.

      Developers look at what platform to target for the next project. X is easier, but Y has more users. More users = more potential customers, therefore they target platform Y. Cycle repeats.

      This, in a nutshell, is what keeps MS at the top of the food chain, despite years of terrible products. Because porting programs between platforms is made deliberately difficult, the market becomes distorted.

      Now look at Linux. It's easy to port Linux apps to Mac OS X, and to a lesser extent Windows. Why? Because it's based upon open and documented interfaces.

      That's what I meant by my only-monopoly comment: not that I want to see a monopoly, because I don't, but instead that due to lack of central control this would be the only one that wouldn't end up being subverted for corporate agendas.

    8. Re:More stupid Mac FUD by singularity · · Score: 2

      I believe that years of living under the Microsoft monopoly has scewed your sense of reality when it comes to consumer OSes.

      Your logic that closed OSes inheriently cause monopolies is strange. I am not a huge MacOS programmer, but as far as I know all Cocoa APIs *are* completely open. The source may not be, but the APIs are all documented.

      This was one of the major complaints against MS - their closed, non-documented APIs (ones that would allow Office to work better than other office suites) in the scope of a monopoly were illegal.

      Your jump from a closed-source OS to closed APIs make no sense that I can see.

      Yes, specs should be open. I should be able to know all of the Winodws APIs and I should be able to know the exact specification for MS Office documents. Simply because MS does not currently do that does not mean anything, though.

      Competition would promote more open standards. Why would anyone want to port/design to your platform if they cannot inter-operate with the other 66% of the market out there?

      My argument would be that in a 1/3 market share for each OS, that competition would help drive inter-operability and open standards.

      Take TCP/IP, for example. Because there are so many different operating systems out there, TCP/IP, an open standard, is going to be the standard networking protocol.

      Sure a specific computer might support AppleTalk or another networking protocol, but something like MS's bastardized Kerberos is never going to take off (realizing that I am slightly moving anaologies here from networkign protocol to auth. schemes) because all of the other platforms are not going to support it.

      Does this make sense? Compettion would drive the need for open standards.

      (Or maybe I am just missing what you are saying entirely)

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      - (c) 2018 Hank Zimmerman
  63. Re:Innovation? Sure. by jmccay · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Two things DO NOT make Apple "the primary innovator of PC hardware and OS software". The GUI came from Xerox Parc. Even the list provided by another comment doesn't qualify Apple for this title. There were and still are a lot of companies involved in innovation. How have the innovated ANYTHING for an OS? The GUI came form Xerox PArc, OS X came from various other sources.

    Nothing will ever qualify Apple for that title. What they have done is just a grain of sand on a very large beach.

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    At the next eco-hypocrisy-meeting, count the private jets used to get to the meeting. Should be interesting to see that
  64. Author uses telnet and scp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A unix geek for 15 years who know's enough to scp rather than ftp, but telnets into his home AND work box?

    Whatever

  65. Sounds like another "Macs are great!" book... by mttlg · · Score: 3, Troll
    Just what we need, more propaganda to sweep under the rug in 10 years with all the "We don't need a CLI!" and "Who needs more than one button?" nonsense. People who don't like Macs won't care about this, and people who do like Macs will feel smug for a little while until they too don't care. I guess I just don't see the need for all the back-patting anti-PC rhetoric.

    I would like to see a pro-Mac book that actually addresses the shortcomings of Macs instead of pretending that they don't exist. Instead, we get David Pogue saying stuff like "Who needs to be able to encrypt files when your entire computer is password protected?" in his Mac OS X Missing Manual book. Why hasn't anyone addressed the spatial information deficiencies in Mac OS X? Why aren't there any articles about how horrible iPhoto really is (Apple's own discussion board on iPhoto is almost entirely composed of usability complaints, with no comments from Apple staff)?

    It gets frustrating seeing the stupid "love it or leave it" mentality used to defend Macs in the absence of a critical but fair analysis of Apple's hardware and software. While I can't imagine using anything but a Mac as a general purpose computer, I don't see why Macs should be exempt from reality.

    1. Re:Sounds like another "Macs are great!" book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      For a minute there I thought no one would say anything reasonable here. Thank you.

  66. Lighten up! by macaddict · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The review left out the subtitle--"An irreverant, off-the-wall, PC-slammin', totally biased look at what it's like to be a Macintosh user in a Windows-dominated world." This book never claims to be a fact-based investigation of the life of a Mac user. People are taking this book waaaay too seriously.

    That "definitive platform test" is a joke. I mean, come on! If you score 20-40 (militant PC user), his advice is to "...put your hands on your head, walk out the front door of your home directly toward the officers, and listen carefully to their instructions. Keep your hands clearly in sight and don't make any sudden moves." Yup! That sounds like a serious platform quiz to me!

    Kelby's humor takes a little getting used to and his over-exaggeration of Mac and PC user stereotypes wears a little thin, especially in the era of OS X. There is some useful info in here--covering the obstacles you're probably going to run into and what to do about them (if you want lots of games, buy a Playstation), but for the most part the book is meant to be fun (usually at the expense of Wintel users). In the last chapter, he reveals the true origins of the Cult of Macintosh (and a lesson in media manipulation). General Burkhalter? Go fig! ;-)

    Buying advice--if you prefer MacAddict over Macworld, you'll probably enjoy this book.

    Sara

  67. Better user factors by schmaltz · · Score: 2

    Simply put, Mac OS has far better user interface factors than Windows, Linux, or any other OS that I've used for a period of time. What do I mean? that the user interface does its best to help you do what you gotta do, and doesn't get in the way... mostly I mean mouse interaction with the GUI.

    Most X interfaces suck badly, and have poor mouse tracking/accel/deceleration that leave you squinting and gripping your mouse in the hopes you will hit what you're trying to click. Windows is a little better, but still pretty lame next to MacOS7-9 (my jury's still out on X).

    So my point is, better user factors leads to better usability, which lowers barriers to creativity with a computer. Face it, drawing with a mouse is like drawing with a brick in your hand ... would you want an OS that tracks like a brick, or like a pen?

    To put it in automotive terms, the Mac drives like a BMW, Windows like a Ford, and X like a 1967 VW Bug with the a broken steering mechanism!

    --
    Big Daddy, Johnny, Burp, Aunt Zelda, Scott, Slurp, Big Momma ... where's Siggy?
    1. Re:Better user factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you talking about ?
      Are you suggesting that your personal preferences are what defines current state of the art in GUI design for everyone else ?
      I am not going to argue about X but I find Windows to be way more user friendly and generally more useable than any Mac I've ever tried.
      So for me, paying extra for the platform that I find inferior is utterly ridiculous.

    2. Re:Better user factors by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      I find Windows to be way more user friendly and generally more useable

      Let's see...how do I shut this thing down? Oh I know! I'll click the Start menu!

    3. Re:Better user factors by cakoose · · Score: 0, Troll

      MacOS 8 and 9 suck so hard. I don't know if the retarded behaviour can be configured out, but the defaults are ridiculous:

      - Can't have a few windows from one application and a few from another at the top. If you have a bunch of browser windows, clicking on one brings them all to the top.

      - The Start menu is so much better for launching programs. The idea of having to open folder after folder of windows that stay open is worse than the Win 3.1 Program Manager.

      - Apple made a conscious decision to avoid 2-button mice for so long. The context menu right-click is so useful in windows. Yeah, yeah, you can press the apple key to fake it, but that is a pain.

      - The lack of a taskbar (remember, we're talking about OS 8 and 9 here) makes it hard to switch between programs. The peice-of-junk menu at the top right is no substitute.

      - Finder is much worse than Windows Explorer.

      - Applications that don't quit even after closing all Windows is a weird feature. I can see how sometimes it may be useful but most of the time it just gets in the way. The OS even detects that and pops up a dialog to ask you if you want to close it. This is a sure sign of bad design.

    4. Re:Better user factors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i find it incredibly annoying when a program quits by itself after all the windows have closed. if i wanted it to quit, i would select quit from a menu. microsoft programs in particular are irritating in their attempts to be "intelligent". instead it's more like second guessing the user. the worst is microsoft word and its automatic formatting (especially when you start typing what it thinks is a bulleted list).

    5. Re:Better user factors by serbanp · · Score: 1
      Let's see...how do I shut this thing down? Oh I know! I'll click the Start menu!

      Let's see...how do I eject the floppy? Oh I know! I'll drag it to the Trash Can icon!

    6. Re:Better user factors by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      what floppy? obviously you don't use a Mac, or you'd notice that there are many ways to remove disks; that the KEYBOARD has an eject key and that the trash icon turns into an eject icon as soon as you click and drag a mounted volume.

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      That was classic intercourse!
    7. Re:Better user factors by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      >MacOS 8 and 9 suck so hard. I don't know if the >retarded behaviour can be configured out, but the >defaults are ridiculous:

      >- Can't have a few windows from one application >and a few from another at the top. If you have a >bunch of browser windows, clicking on one brings >them all to the top.

      MacOS has various ways of hiding and showing certain windows, including "window shading" and "pop up" windows. You can also properly HIDE applications entirely if you'd like.

      >- The Start menu is so much better for launching >programs. The idea of having to open folder after >folder of windows that stay open is worse than >the Win 3.1 Program Manager.

      Merely holding the Option key will close the previous window automatically. You can combine this with tie window title bar hierarchy to move very swiftly and cleanly - much faster than Windows, in fact.

      >- Apple made a conscious decision to avoid >2-button mice for so long. The context menu >right-click is so useful in windows. Yeah, yeah, >you can press the apple key to fake it, but that >is a pain.

      Nope, you press the Control key to bring up contextual menus. Why is using click modifier keys such a pain? What are you doing with your other hand that doesn't involve the keyboard?

      >- The lack of a taskbar (remember, we're talking >about OS 8 and 9 here) makes it hard to switch >between programs. The peice-of-junk menu at the >top right is no substitute.

      MacOS has a device called the "application switcher" that tears off from that menu, and can be placed anywhere on the desktop as a floating palette.

      >- Finder is much worse than Windows Explorer.

      Finder is infinitely superior to Windows Explorer.

      >- Applications that don't quit even after closing >all Windows is a weird feature. I can see how >sometimes it may be useful but most of the time >it just gets in the way. The OS even detects that >and pops up a dialog to ask you if you want to >close it. This is a sure sign of bad design

      What do you know about design? Why shouldn't I be able to close all my windows in an app and then hit Command-N for a new window? Applications and windows are NOT the same thing. Microsoft's window-centric design is hugely frustrating and clutters your desktop with many menu bars. I use Win2K a work, and get along with it OK, but the OS9 FGinder is - to my way of working - about a thousand times more functional, flexible and fast.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    8. Re:Better user factors by cakoose · · Score: 1

      MacOS has various ways of hiding and showing certain windows, including "window shading" and "pop up" windows. You can also properly HIDE applications entirely if you'd like.



      Window shading is a dumb feature (yeah, yeah, my opinion). I think minimizing and using the taskbar is a much better way to do things. Do you really find shading/whole-app-only switching a good thing or did you just say that so that every point of mine was responded to?




      Nope, you press the Control key to bring up contextual menus. Why is using click modifier keys such a pain? What are you doing with your other hand that doesn't involve the keyboard?



      Regardless of what I'm doing with my other hand (you're a funny guy), there's a reason your mouse has a button in the first place. Why not just add another key to the keyboard? Because it's stupid. There are five fingers on your hand and while some are used for grip, I'm sure even apple users can handle two buttons. I think that it is natural to make implicit associations between the pointer and the mouse and so using the mouse buttons to control different types of clicks is just not as easy? I can't believe you prefer single button mice (unless, of course, you are impulsively arguing in defense of your cult leader :-).




      MacOS has a device called the "application switcher" that tears off from that menu, and can be placed anywhere on the desktop as a floating palette.



      Yeah, I've seen the application switcher. But I honestly do prefer the windows taskbar. It doesn't get in the way and, especially with browsers and telnet windows, it's nice to see right away what windows are present.




      Merely holding the Option key will close the previous window automatically. You can combine this with tie window title bar hierarchy to move very swiftly and cleanly - much faster than Windows, in fact.



      This I'll need to try. This window title bar heirarchy...is this at the top of the finder window? Is that what most people use because the alternative (opening window after window) really sucks. I'll have to try this next time I'm in the Mac labs. I can't imagine it being faster than the Start menu....but I'll try it before I say anything stupid :-).




      I don't think Windows is the greatest UI in the world but I also don't think that the Apple UI is everything people seem to blindly proclaim it is. My limited usage of Macs has something to do with it but c'mon, one button mice?

    9. Re:Better user factors by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I'm using a PC right now (one that I built myself, actually) that has a 4-button-plus-scroll-wheel MS Intellimouse Explorer. I hate it, I really do. I find the scroll wheel to be a very clumsy and uncomfortable tool, the 3rd and 4th buttons are COMPLETELY useless and the whole mouse creaks when you squeeze it. I DO use the 2nd button (windows is designed that way) but I really, honestly prefer the Apple modifier keys approach. In my opinion, Apple should incorporate 2 scrollwheels into the top corners of their keyboards - that would be far superior to the wheel-on-mouse design. As to the taskbar, don't you find that the whole concept falls apart when you've got more than about 5 minimised windows? I use a 1280x1024 desktop on my Windows workstation and often find myself having to check through the taskbar to see what things actually are. Maybe it's just me, but most people who criticise the MacOS don't seem to use it much whereas most Mac users seem to use Windows a lot out of necessity. Who would you say is better able to judge their relative merits?

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      That was classic intercourse!
  68. Re:Give the Smuggler a hug! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get some new material, for fuck's sake.. th)÷7s classic Eddie Murphy circa the early 80s.

  69. "creative" Mac users are geeks, too by j09824 · · Score: 4, Informative
    I find this constant refrain of the "creative people" that can't be bothered with technical intricacies silly. People into typography, color, graphic design, photography, etc. are every bit as geeky as, and no more "creative" than, your geekiest C programmer. And when it comes down to it, those "creative people" spend inordinate amounts of time fiddling with their Macs, installing extensions, installing little add-ons, tweaking the color, experimenting with different network settings, etc.

    The Mac has a shallow (=good) learning curve and makes it easy to get started. And OSX is now (finally) a robust and powerful Macintosh operating system, and that is great. But anybody who spends significant amounts of time with computers will naturally learn a lot of arcane trivia, and that's no different for Mac users.

    1. Re:"creative" Mac users are geeks, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most cogent observation of the thread so far. I fully agree.

  70. Re:Prepare for moderation - Re:TV version? by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Did we just get bitchslapped?

    I recommend using the +1 bonus whenever possible, if for no other purpose then as an offering to the slashgods.

    Hell yeah, you're right. I am in one of those moods now, realizing that I have spent 4 years getting UID 12075 to 50 Karma and trying to keep it there. Since I've already blow 4 karma points being "offtopic" today, why not go for a hatrick here? Just gives me more incentive to post a few more Score: 5 remarks later.

    I'd also like to point out that several of the other contributors to this sub-thread have all still got Score: 2's and they are just as offtopic as I am. At least I'm up front about being offtopic. If it pleases the moderators, I'd like to see a little equality in passing judgement, s'il vous plait.

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  71. version scheme by a_d_white · · Score: 1

    It is "Mac OS X, version 10.1.4," and "Mac OS, version 9.2.2." "Mac OS" and "Mac OS X" are OS names. "10.1.4" and "9.2.2" are version numbers. Got it?

    I suppose Apple called it version 10.0 for consistency with the rest of the Mac OS version scheme. They could/should have called it "Mac OS X 2.0" (but for anyone who has used OS X 1.2, perhaps a 9.8 jump in version number is actually kinda appropriate).

    Heck, the OS used to simply be called "System", as in System 6, System 7. It's only been called MacOS since, what, 7.5.5?

  72. Re:Won't Buy from Apple Until Keyboard Problem Fix by thoughtcrime · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'll bite the troll.

    Look here, dumbass. Took about two minutes. If you'd Google before you formed an opinion, perhaps you wouldn't need to hide behind an AC so much.

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  73. Re:Why must you close your mind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (shakes head)

    and you wonder why macaddicts are compared to cultists..sheesh

  74. Too broad a brush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really, really hate books that lump large groups of people together and assign common traits to them. While saying "all Mac users are X" or "all PC users are Y" doesn't raise any political correctness issues, it's just as intellectually dishonest, lazy, and simply inaccurate as saying all Italians are in the mob, all Irishmen are drunks, all blacks are lazy, or all women are bad drivers.

  75. "It just works" by Loundry · · Score: 2

    What are you trying to say?

    What I'm trying to say is that the moment a Macintosh locks up, freezes, or crashes, then it no longer "just works." Comparing the difficully of setting up a Macintosh vs. setting up a Linux system is not the issue (in fact, I'll agree with you that setting up a Mac is light-years easier than setting up Linux). What is the issue is the validity of the claim "it just works." You can't claim that something "just works" if it crashes or freezes. I don't think there has ever been a computer* that did not crash or freeze, and this includes computers that run MacOSX, Linux, *BSD, whatever. Thus, the "it just works" claim is a lie disguised as marketing hype.

    *Ok, maybe OS/390 is an exception, but that's comparing apples (pun intended) to oranges.

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    1. Re:"It just works" by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      I explained what I meant by "it just works". I didn't mean "nothing will ever go wrong". I meant, if you want to do something, it is straightforward and quick.

      mark

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    2. Re:"It just works" by vanguard · · Score: 2

      I wonder if you've used OS X? I use it all the time and it never crashes. I normally reboot it every three weeks or so for a software update from apple.

      When I first plugged in my digital camera I understood what "It just works" means. It recognized the camera the first time and with a single mouse click all my photos were downloaded.

      Anyway, ease of use and stability are both hallmarks of Apple. I will concede that stability has only been true for a few months now.

      Vanguard

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    3. Re:"It just works" by Loundry · · Score: 2

      I explained what I meant by "it just works". I didn't mean "nothing will ever go wrong". I meant, if you want to do something, it is straightforward and quick.

      Then don't say "everything just works." Instead say, "if you want to do something, it is straightforward and quick." The former implies stability (since system stability is certainly contained within "everything") while the latter does not. How can "everything just work" if the system crashes? When that happens, nothing is working!

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    4. Re:"It just works" by Loundry · · Score: 2

      I wonder if you've used OS X? I use it all the time and it never crashes.

      And others have posted that OS X has crashed, and has crashed many times. If OS crashes even once, then it does not "just work."

      When I first plugged in my digital camera I understood what "It just works" means. It recognized the camera the first time and with a single mouse click all my photos were downloaded.

      I will agree that using your digital camera with your Macintosh was easy. Kudos to Apple for making it that way. But if the system crashes, even once, for any reason, then it does not "just work." If the system crashes then nothing is working!

      The only thing I'm opposed to is people saying that their technology "just works" when they know that their technology freezes and/or crashes.

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    5. Re:"It just works" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you and your perfectionism. by your standards, NOTHING works EVER. i heard a person died somewhere once. i guess people don't "just work". i heard a car broke down somewhere too. i guess cars aren't viable either. next thing you know someone's gonna say that linux puked for some reason or other. that'll be the day.

    6. Re:"It just works" by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      Then don't say "everything just works."

      I said "it just works", not "everything". And in the context of what I was saying, it makes sense too.

      The former implies stability (since system stability is certainly contained within "everything") while the latter does not.

      To you, it implies stability. But fine. I'll just come right out and say that Mac OS X is *extreeeeeemly* stable.

      How can "everything just work" if the system crashes?

      Well, for your information, I've never, ever had my system crash since installing OS X 10.0. Many others have had a similar experience.

      mark
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    7. Re:"It just works" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stop being so fucking pedantic.

    8. Re:"It just works" by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2
      When I first plugged in my digital camera I understood what "It just works" means. [OSX] recognized the camera the first time and with a single mouse click all my photos were downloaded.

      As for me, the first time I unplugged my digital camera, OSX crashed. More specifically, I plugged the camera into the USB port, it popped the "do you want to import your pictures?" dialog box but as this box was /behind/ some other windows on the screen I didn't see it. Instead I went to the desktop and double-clicked on the camera's icon, copied the photos I wanted off it, and unplugged the camera from the USB port without dismissing the hidden window or closing the open folder view. Instant freeze. I think I had to actually pull the power and yank the battery to reboot my TiBook.

      I think they fixed this issue in one of the later system updates. But if you've never crashed OSX you've been pretty lucky. I've found OSX more reliable than 9.X but not bulletproof.

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    9. Re:"It just works" by Golias · · Score: 2
      What I'm trying to say is that the moment a Macintosh locks up, freezes, or crashes, then it no longer "just works."

      WTF are you talking about!? It's been about a month since my Mac has even been REBOOTED (I just throw it into powersave mode when I'm not using it), and I have not had a lock-up, freeze, or crash since version 10.0.1 came out, which was what? about a year ago? (and that was only because I had an unsupported firewire device hooked up when I turned it on... caused a kernel panic.)

      If you consider macs unreliable, it can only be because you have not used one in a long, long time.

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    10. Re:"It just works" by Loundry · · Score: 2

      It's been about a month since my Mac has even been REBOOTED

      And others have had less pleasent experiences. Just read some of the posts attached to this story. Certainly you are not suggesting that 100% Macs are perfectly free of crashes or freezes, are you? Unless 100% of Macs are 100% free of crashes and freezes, then they do not "just work."

      If you consider macs unreliable, it can only be because you have not used one in a long, long time.

      I never said Macs were unreliable. In fact, I probably agree with you that Mac OSX is very reliable, even as much so as any BSD variant. My argument is this: you cannot argue that a Mac "just works" if even one of them crashes or freezes just once for any reason.

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  76. jdavidb speaks the truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    indeed.

  77. Re:Innovation? Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "USB (They didn't invent it, but they made it popular)."

    And that still isn't innovation. Xerox Parc invented the GUI. Firewire is cool, yes, it only took them over 10 years to complete!

    Why do Mac users bash Intel, and in fact, seem to conveniently forget the ONE innovation that started it all and made all of our great Personal Computers possible, the Microprocessor? That's innovation. That changed the world. Whatever Apple did was icing on that particular piece of cake.

  78. It's your choice to make by Weasel+Boy · · Score: 1

    "That's the one thing that really bugs me more than anything else, how Mac users project this completely unfounded air of superiority."

    What you don't understand is, there's nothing unfounded about it. It's not that Macs make people superior, it's that superior people choose Macs. If you can't see why Macs are superior, either you have never used one, or... oh, I don't know, some other reason.

    As we know, one of the ironic side effects of inferiority is that self-diagnosis is difficult. By the time you elevate yourself to the level where you are properly able to recognize your own inferiority, you will have become superior. And when that happens, the Apple Store will be waiting for you.

    :-)

    1. Re:It's your choice to make by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      +1, Made Me Chuckle

  79. remember, time is money too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    next time you are wiping a hard drive because your browser keeps crashing, or recovering from yet another virus, or installing drivers from a floppy drive, or looking for the unremoved part of a removed program, or cutting your hands on the inside of the case to install PCI cards for functionality that should be built in, or getting the spyware off your computer, or trying to clean all the porn shortcuts from IE and your start menu that you didn't put there, or taking more aspirin to fight that headache windows gave you, or turning up the speakers to overpower the triple fans.....

    think about the $250 you saved on that PC. and a year and half later when it's worth 1/4th what you paid for it and it's time to upgrade....

    i'll be working happily on my 'overpriced' mac that i could sell for almost as much as i paid for it and buy the next cool looking one.

    tell me, what cycle would you rather get yourself in?

    1. Re:remember, time is money too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until your second paragraph I thought you were talking about Macs!
      I run Windows 2000 and never have the browser crash. The browser crashed all the time when I used to use Macs, on every Mac in the office. Each crash required a byzintine workaround to actually get working again, usually along the lines of the "break" key commands, the "reset" key commands and sometimes having to pull the plug. Then there was the lengthy boot process.

      I don't get viruses on my PC, I suppose being smart enough not to run .exe files included in emails titles "Hey hot boy, open me now for the hot times many fun". I also don't get shortcuts placed on my computer. You must be pretty hopeless if the internet really runs rampant on your PC.

      The Mac does have some nice built-in hardware, but installing a network card (if you even need to, most PCs come with them) is trivial.

      And by sticking to the PC, I don't have to monkey with memory partitions to get Photoshop to run, or reset my whole computer every time an app crashes (which happens much more often with half-baked Mac apps anyway). I don't have to have 2 computers just to check how web sites look on 99% of my client's machines. I have a fast, powerful user interface that lets me do things like open folders in new windows from within a dialog box. In short, the future passed the Mac by about 7 years ago, and until native OS X apps start coming out (I don't know any Mac users who spend any serious amount of time in OSX due to the lack of apps), the Mac is dead in the water.

  80. Resale Value by vanguard · · Score: 2

    I bet the resale value aspect of a mac changes soon. The hardware required to run OS X is so much higher than the previous versions that nobody in their right mind would pay nearly full price for an old mac. That old mac is slow.

    That wasn't true when OS 9 was the OS of choice. Back then an old mac would do the job just fine.

    In summary, now that Apple has joined the windows world of increasing hardware requirements you'll see the resale value of macs drop.

    Vanguard
    (Written on my favorite notebook, a 500mhz iceBook)

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    1. Re:Resale Value by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      I bet the resale value aspect of a mac changes soon.

      On eBay it looks like my G4/450 is selling for between $700 and $1000, at a glance. And it runs OS X just fine.

      Are you saying that in two years or so that G4 won't be worth the $1000? Or that, say, an 8500 can't be resold for that much anymore? If so, then that's pretty obvious I think!

      The hardware required to run OS X is so much higher than the previous versions that nobody in their right mind would pay nearly full price for an old mac. That old mac is slow.


      Bah, OS X seems slow. When OS 9 came out, it seemed slow. When OS 8 came out, it seemed slow. And so on!

      This new OS isn't any different. The only difference is that it still hasn't been fully optimized yet, and so it continues to be speedier at each OS upgrade.

      mark
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    2. Re:Resale Value by cakoose · · Score: 1
      This new OS isn't any different. The only difference is that it still hasn't been fully optimized yet, and so it continues to be speedier at each OS upgrade.

      I don't mean to flame, but this is exactly what I dislike about some people in the Mac community. They regurgitate everything Jobs tells them as if speaking from first-hand experience.

      Have you seen the source code to OS X and realized that there is a lot of room for optimization?

      Do you realize that you are paying (in terms of hardware and time) for the slow and completely useless genie effect? Do you realize that Apple advertising is geared towards, well, whoever likes to watch colorful computers skate around on the TV screen?

      Apple wants to be 'hip' and if that's all you expect from a computer company, that's fine. Going around calling PC's expensive, and basing comparisons on resale value is not right. I can see how old Macs may fetch a higher price: the key element, the appearance, doesn't degrade as quickly as the key element in PCs, which is relative performance.

    3. Re:Resale Value by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2
      I don't mean to flame

      No?

      Have you seen the source code to OS X and realized that there is a lot of room for optimization?

      I have installed OS updates, and so far have had a much speedier OS. I know that those beta-testing the next update to the OS say it is even faster. I know there is an unimplemented Window buffer compression feature that is switched off until it is stable enough. For example.

      Do you realize that you are paying (in terms of hardware and time) for the slow and completely useless genie effect?

      If you can't stand the .5 seconds the genie effect takes then it can be turned off. What's *really* a time-waster: that effect, or trying to install new hardware on a PC? (That is rhetorical.)

      Do you realize that Apple advertising is geared towards, well, whoever likes to watch colorful computers skate around on the TV screen?

      Totally irrelevant, and meaningless.

      Going around calling PC's expensive, and basing comparisons on resale value is not right.

      Why? And to clarify, that was only one aspect of comparison.

      I can see how old Macs may fetch a higher price: the key element, the appearance, doesn't degrade as quickly as the key element in PCs, which is relative performance.

      I disagree, but in any case, what does it matter *why* they have good resale value... so long as they do.

      mark
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      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
  81. Doesn't everybody do that? by mjfgates · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, they're right there, and you're supposed to keep them clean and properly sharpened anyway...

    Just remember, if you're Jewish, to use the "meat" untensils, not the "milk" ones.

  82. Re:Prepare for moderation - Re:TV version? by wurp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's so funny, I was thinking just the same thing! With the karma cap, and since I seem to be able to pop off a 4 or 5 pretty regularly, there's no reason not to post a few dogs at 2.

    If I had mod points, I'd go mod us all down, but I don't. :(

  83. Re:Prepare for moderation - Re:TV version? by wurp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    BTW, your sig sucks. You should put a space before the -, and you have too many capital letters.

  84. Why I hate Mac by UnTdWrLdGv · · Score: 0

    I don't know why I do. I shouldn't really. My first computer experiences were with Apple products. In grade school we had Apple IIe's. In middle school my first programming class was on an Apple IIe. Then in 7th grade my parents bought a PC and my love of computers was born. That first Windows box started an addiction that will never be cured. In High School we had PowerPCs and I hated my school for it. Somehow Apple's marketing stratagy to "get them while they are young" backfired. I loathed my school computers and sang the praises of my meek little 386. Anyone know why?

    1. Re:Why I hate Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was maybe the same as me growing up, I grew up around Apple IIs in school, learn to program on them. I got introduced to my first IBM PC running MS-DOS at around age 12 and I hated it from the get go, so that maybe had a lot to do with my hating Windows in the distant future when I got my first PC, so when it came time to upgrade I ditched the PC and got a Mac and haven't looked back since. It is weird how life works !@#$%^&*?

    2. Re:Why I hate Mac by UnTdWrLdGv · · Score: 1

      You missed the point of my post. I was introduced to Apple first, but ended up hating Apple. I love PCs and have an unhealty addiction to them.

  85. Not a sentence fragment by Macrobat · · Score: 2

    My subject line is a sentence fragment. No verb. "And I think I saw a run-on sentence in there" has a subject and a verb--the "and" in the beginning makes it stylistically suspect, but not a fragment.

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  86. Re:Won't Buy from Apple Until Keyboard Problem Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fooking trool byatch!

    macs haven't had ADB in years. it's all usb now, deek. jus' get the keyboard you want, plug the damn thing in and

    SHUT YOUR FUCKING CUNT!

  87. Another Book is Required by micromuncher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Another book needs to be written because the religious user debates do not really explain why Apple has a 3% market share.

    I would call this book "The Rise and Fall of the Mac Developer."

    In this book, I would enumerate all the things that Apple has done to drive truly creative developers from the platform. Of course one can argue "semper fi", but where is Guy Kawasaki today?

    In this book I would have the following chapters.
    1) The failure of Marketting/Evangelism
    Yes, I'd have this in the book. I spent five years promoting the use of Macs in enterprise and engineering. Apple could never keep these positions well stocked, and when they did find people, they gathered a self-delusional-reinforcing clique of groupies that denied that Apple was pooching NOT attempts to enter the space, but pooching toeholds they had in the space, and telling developers trying to build products that their applications were not "killer apps." Is there an engineering killer app? For five years Apple reps announced at WWDC the same thing: We will foster development and awareness through VAR incentives. That's right... No help for people building products - but give a salesman who doesn't know a Mac from Adam a T-Shirt and he'll promote a product into an Oil company without ANY SOFTWARE to make it useful.

    2) Starve the Developers for Development Tools
    First tell developers they must pay for expensive development tools, and delay on providing those tools. [The developers want free tools to write product to sell your platform.]

    3) Jerk the Developer Chain through Legalese
    Have developers wanting to support new technologies sign incomprehensible NDAs and technology agreements. [The developers must wait months to actually get there hands on the technology.] Then announce that certain specs for internal hardware will NEVER be released.

    4) Remove the Reason for Start-ups to Use Macs
    Any developer incentives like the hardware purchase program must be abolished. [It is more likely small start ups that cannot afford 200%+ mark up will support fringeware.]

    5) Run in Circles and blow the Developers Credibility
    Get new technologies out, convince developers they must support them, and kill them a year later. [Copland, OpenDoc, QD3D...]

    6) No Support for You
    Put a barrier between your core developers and technical resources that do not know the technologies and claim every bug you report in the Software is a support incident requiring the DEVELOPER pay for it.

    7) Close the Playing Field
    Make sure that any attempt to support CHRP and get other Vendors making Macs is pooched.

    8) Kick your Developers in the Groin
    Never return the phone calls of a developer known as a Doubting Thomas. Make sure the development teams that do have tight contact with developers ignore advice from the seasoned ones because it illustrates design flaws, or points out missing key parts of a strategy, or because the developer said after stating factually why something is stupid, resorting to saying "The Idiot Who Did This Should Be Short" must be threatened with LEGAL ACTION.

    9) Lie To The Developers
    In 1996, WWDC, "Apple will be the Number One Java Development Platform." Apple FIVE YEARS LATER delivers a functional Java implementation.

    10) Creativity Must be Stiffled
    Kill ATG, research, and disclosure because Microsoft delivers the cool thing you saw at WWDC the previous year.

    11) OpenSource this
    Don't forget to kill mkLinux because you might eat into your OS X sales. But wait - OS X won't run on older hardware. F**k ADB and NuBUS - who uses old Macs [except every die hard Mac developer I know.]

    Unfortunately most of the things that Apple has done right, they did long, long after it would make a difference. Think different? I don't think so.

    p.s. Tim, f**k you for breaking all the UI guidelines making iWhatever look and feel like consumer products. A skin should be a choice... and Apps should be consistent.

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    1. Re:Another Book is Required by micromuncher · · Score: 1

      I almost forgot my favorite last nail.

      x) Discourage your Developers from Cross Platform Development (by pulling the rug out from under them)
      Document QTML as a way for Mac developers to port their Mac [QuickTime] applications to Windows easily. When questioned about what is or is not supported in the library after porting an application to Windows using QTML, change the documentation to say this library will NOT BE SUPPORTED. (Ha ha, stupid developer, you thought we were giving you solutions to increase your market share.)

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    2. Re:Another Book is Required by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 2

      Speaking as an ex mac developer, A-fucking-men!

      Of course, now I'm considering buying my first mac in a decade, but maybe because I'm actually making money for once, and it's not by being an Apple developer!

      Goddamn OpenDoc. I still have the t-shirt I got for writing one of the first demo parts.

  88. brains are not necesary by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 2, Funny

    the whole MAC vs PC debate is about as worthwhile as starting a fire with your powersupply.

    A: to those who say Macs are NOW cool because of MAC OS X having unix underpinngs

    --Shut up. LOL... MAC OS has always had the tools for power users... and to think it was just some kids computer until X came around is to ignore VPC, LinuxPPC, Terminal apps, Hexediting and the whole kit n kabbodle

    B:to those who say PC's have are supirior, or macs arent tweakable.

    --i have taken my rev b imac apart installed a scsi/video card... upgraded the processor, added firewire, upgraded the ram/HD/and video ram, and installed my own internal cd-r. AAAll of this in a All in one case.... uhm.... thats a great deal of tweaking in my book. If it wasnt for the fact that linux reads so many disk formats macs would be the only real good IT computer... but no-one in IT realizes that... sigh... misunderstandings will continue till the end of time...

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  89. telnet? by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
    "...As I write this, I have four terminal windows running in NiftyTelnet, connecting me to Linux boxes at work and at home..."

    Who the fsck uses telnet?

    This isn't the 1990's...

    t_t_b

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    1. Re:telnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled "fuck". Type slower next time.

    2. Re:telnet? by Permission+Denied · · Score: 1
      NiftyTelnet is basically the standard ssh client for MacOS 8/9. OS X comes with a real ssh, so you don't have to use it there, but on OS 8/9, you're stuck with NiftyTelnet or MacSSH. I don't really like NiftyTelnet all that much, but it does have some advantages over Terminal.app, such as:

      • Terminal.app does not work with any fonts other than the default one. You would think that any monospace font would work, but it's not the case; you get screen corruption with all fonts except the default. This is a documented problem and Apple is working on it according to our rep. Many times I have screwed up scripts because I wasn't using the default font (I usually give up, go to a Linux box and ssh in to fix it). The default font is very small, especially at high resolutions, and the font selection dialog box does not make it clear which fonts are monospace (laughable idea, but I think you are supposed to "know" which fonts are monospace from the names).
      • Nifty telnet allows you to assign the "CMD" key to META, where God intended the meta key to belong. With Terminal.app, you can use the "alt/option" key for meta if you muck around in the dialogs, but it still makes Terminal.app completely unusable for an emacs user. (I'm a die-hard vi user for all the admin stuff I do with OS X, but I need my heavily-customized emacs (~90 Kb .emacs) to do any C coding - thus, I don't do any C coding on OS X.)
      • Terminal.app steals page up/page down for its scroll bar. NiftyTelnet sends them to your programs. Not a big gripe since I can't think of many applications where I use page up/page down.
      Anyway, Terminal.app completely sucks if you ever want to do any unix work with an OS X box. There are only four alternatives to Terminal.app:
      1. This thing called "GLTerm." Worse than Terminal.app; not worth your time.
      2. Install rootless X and use xterm or rxvt. Works fairly well, but it's stupid that I have to install X just for a decent terminal emulator.
      3. If you only need to ssh out, use NiftyTelnet in Classic mode. I actually need to work with the OS X box, so this doesn't help unless I combine it with the next possibility:
      4. SSH into the OS X box to do any real work. This is the only way I work with OS X - I ssh in from an xterm on my FreeBSD laptop, using VNC whenever I find yet another annoying thing I can't do from the command line.
      This is for the newest version of OS X Server (have to use it, management likes the little GUI user management crap), but regular (client) OS X is exactly the same.
  90. Unless you're poor by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Quite simply what operating system you use should be determined by the task at hand.

    I agree, with one caveat: Some people don't have enough money to buy as many boxes as they have tasks that they want to run simultaneously (e.g. Windows is best for games, but *n?x is best for file sharing), or the duopoly (cable and DSL) Internet service providers' TOS prohibit connecting more than one computer through their connection.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  91. Apple innovated BSD... by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Really? Did they "innovate" the PCI bus and BSD?

    Yes. Apple innovated pre-installed commercial BSD on the desktop. Apple also innovated bundled USB keyboards and mice.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  92. Re:kissing microsoft's butt? another thing about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the point he was trying to make is that it is in our best interests to keep as many players in the game as possible.

  93. Three ways to run an MS OS on the Mac by yerricde · · Score: 1

    unless you know of a MS OS that runs on the Mac?

    Early versions of MS-DOS were published for 68000-based machines as well as for IBM PCs. It probably would have been trivial to port those to the early Macintosh hardware.

    Windows 2000 runs on Macintosh computers through Connectix Virtual PC software.

    Microsoft Internet Explorer is the default browser for Mac OS X, and Microsoft considers IE to be part of the operating system.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  94. The real "automotive analogy" by runlvl0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    with apologies to Neal Stephenson:

    MGBs, TANKS, AND BATMOBILES
    ...
    Imagine a crossroads where four competing auto dealerships are situated. One of them (Microsoft) is much, much bigger than the others. It started out years ago selling three-speed bicycles (MS-DOS); these were not perfect, but they worked, and when they broke you could easily fix them.

    There was a competing bicycle dealership next door (Apple) that one day began selling motorized vehicles--expensive but attractively styled cars with their innards hermetically sealed, so that how they worked was something of a mystery.

    The big dealership responded by rushing a moped upgrade kit (the original Windows) onto the market. This was a Rube Goldberg contraption that, when bolted onto a three-speed bicycle, enabled it to keep up, just barely, with Apple-cars. The users had to wear goggles and were always picking bugs out of their teeth while Apple owners sped along in hermetically sealed comfort, sneering out the windows. But the Micro-mopeds were cheap, and easy to fix compared with the Apple-cars, and their market share waxed.

    Eventually the big dealership came out with a full-fledged car: a colossal station wagon (Windows 95). It had all the aesthetic appeal of a Soviet worker housing block, it leaked oil and blew gaskets, and it was an enormous success. A little later, they also came out with a hulking off-road vehicle intended for industrial users (Windows NT) which was no more beautiful than the station wagon, and only a little more reliable.

    Since then there has been a lot of noise and shouting, but little has changed. The smaller dealership continues to sell sleek Euro-styled sedans and to spend a lot of money on advertising campaigns. They have had GOING OUT OF BUSINESS! signs taped up in their windows for so long that they have gotten all yellow and curly. The big one keeps making bigger and bigger station wagons and ORVs.

    On the other side of the road are two competitors that have come along more recently.

    One of them (Be, Inc.) is selling fully operational Batmobiles (the BeOS). They are more beautiful and stylish even than the Euro-sedans, better designed, more technologically advanced, and at least as reliable as anything else on the market--and yet cheaper than the others.

    With one exception, that is: Linux, which is right next door, and which is not a business at all. It's a bunch of RVs, yurts, tepees, and geodesic domes set up in a field and organized by consensus. The people who live there are making tanks. These are not old-fashioned, cast-iron Soviet tanks; these are more like the M1 tanks of the U.S. Army, made of space-age materials and jammed with sophisticated technology from one end to the other. But they are better than Army tanks. They've been modified in such a way that they never, ever break down, are light and maneuverable enough to use on ordinary streets, and use no more fuel than a subcompact car. These tanks are being cranked out, on the spot, at a terrific pace, and a vast number of them are lined up along the edge of the road with keys in the ignition. Anyone who wants can simply climb into one and drive it away for free.

    Customers come to this crossroads in throngs, day and night. Ninety percent of them go straight to the biggest dealership and buy station wagons or off-road vehicles. They do not even look at the other dealerships.

    Of the remaining ten percent, most go and buy a sleek Euro-sedan, pausing only to turn up their noses at the philistines going to buy the station wagons and ORVs. If they even notice the people on the opposite side of the road, selling the cheaper, technically superior vehicles, these customers deride them cranks and half-wits.

    The Batmobile outlet sells a few vehicles to the occasional car nut who wants a second vehicle to go with his station wagon, but seems to accept, at least for now, that it's a fringe player.

    The group giving away the free tanks only stays alive because it is staffed by volunteers, who are lined up at the edge of the street with bullhorns, trying to draw customers' attention to this incredible situation. A typical conversation goes something like this:

    Hacker with bullhorn: "Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!"

    Prospective station wagon buyer: "I know what you say is true...but...er...I don't know how to maintain a tank!"

    Bullhorn: "You don't know how to maintain a station wagon either!"

    Buyer: "But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music."

    Bullhorn: "But if you accept one of our free tanks we will send volunteers to your house to fix it for free while you sleep!"

    Buyer: "Stay away from my house, you freak!"

    Bullhorn: "But..."

    Buyer: "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"

    --

    Carthago delenda est!
  95. NiftyTelnet SSH is capable of SSH 1.x encryption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    though it doesn't support SSH 2.x:

    NiftyTelnet 1.1 SSH implements a subset of the SSH 1.5 protocol. Supported encryption algorithms are: DES, 3DES and Blowfish. The IDEA algorithm is not available since commercial use requires a license, and the Arcfour algorithm has been disabled since it could introduce security problems when used in the SSH 1.x protocol.

    so I don't quite see your point?

  96. Laptops Still Have ADB Keyboards, Not USB!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the possible exception of the brand spanking new PowerBook, ALL Apple laptops still have ADB keyboards. It's sad, but true. The desktop machines all have USB, but the laptops have built-in ADB keyboards.

    So, I'm asking: has the motherboard on the new PowerBook been redesigned to use a built-in USB keyboard, or does it still use a built-in ADB keyboard like all other Apple laptops?

    The answer to this question determines whether I buy, or continue to wait for a keyboard I can really use (as a long-time unix user).

    1. Re:Laptops Still Have ADB Keyboards, Not USB!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are wrong. The keyboard and trackpad on the iBook are USB hardware. For some reason, the controller for the built-in input devices takes the signals from the keyboard and trackpad and converts them from a USB signal to an ADB signal. A relict ADB "shim" (Apple's terminology) is in the system software for use with input devices. USB keyboards and mice connected to the external USB ports behave the same way.

      See: http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/hardware/Devel oper_Notes/Macintosh_CPUs-G3/ibook15Oct01/2_Archit ecture/index.html

      Read the part on Power Control IC.

      See also: http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/hardware/Devel oper_Notes/Macintosh_CPUs-G3/original_iBook/iBook. 48.html

      Read the part on legacy drivers.

  97. Re:Won't Buy from Apple Until Keyboard Problem Fix by drsmithy · · Score: 1

    As the tip itself noted, this won't work on Powerbooks because the internal keyboard is actually ADB and not USB.

  98. You're all wrong. by money_shot · · Score: 1

    I'm a painter. I'm a techie. I'm a manager.

    I grew up with Apple and used Macs in college.

    I work with PCs and build my own PCs. They are high quality machines that work very well. I upgrade with top notch parts as I need to or feel the urge.

    I do most of my creative work on a PC running XP. It works very well... Photoshop and Primiere fly, Counter-Strike rocks, and there are drivers for everything. I plug things in and they work.

    I play with linux just for fun. I can almost do something useful with it now. A couple lines of code, a email check, some webbrowsing. Eventually, I might get my USB multimedia perpherials to work with it.

    My point is that the stereotype about who uses what is wrong, but seems to be consistently reinforced from various media. I am the creative type whose also a techie. I started using PCs because of price and software, now I see no reason to even try a Mac again other than playing with it a few minutes at CompUSA.

    If only I could get some cool apple industrial design in my PC cases without taking a dremel to it...

  99. Dodging stereotypes by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

    maybe we should call ourselves "Apple users" instead of "Mac Fanatics."

    Reminds me of the MIT Science Fiction Society's t-shirt motto, "We're not fans - we just read the stuff".

    Stereotypically frothing-ever-so-slightly-at-the-mouth enthusiasts serve a useful purpose (reminding people that their topic of interest exists, and selflessly defending it from onslaught whenever necessary), but alas they also make it harder for "normal" folks to admit to liking something, be it Apples, SF, or (fave /. topic) Open Source.

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    "The Crystal Wind is the Storm, and the Storm is Data, and the Data is Life"
  100. Re:Listis missing one important thing by Teut · · Score: 1

    Excel. Most Macs in the earlies were sold because MS put Excel on the Mac first because you can't do spreads easily on a DOS screen. And it sold like hotcakes. There are many more innovative programs which were created on the Mac and later migrated. Photoshop is one of them as well as the mentioned QuarkXPress and Pagemaker.

  101. Re:Innovation? Sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The GUI came form Xerox PArc

    Horseshit. The basic idea of a GUI may have come from Xerox, but Apple did a crapload to further develop the idea. Most of the features of a modern GUI were pioneered by Apple.

  102. NiftyTelnet does ssh by sfgoth · · Score: 2

    NiftyTelnet is probably the best free ssh client available for Mac OS 9.

    It certainly shames the commercial SSH cleint.

    -pmb

  103. hidden costs by GunFodder · · Score: 2

    Last time I checked the Mac has a bunch of built-in software that the PC doesn't. And if you're going to buy from the cheapest vendor on Pricewatch don't forget to add a hefty surplus for shipping and waiting a long time for stuff on backorder. And you will probably have to return a part or two as well.

    And most people charge money to assemble computers. If you're going to build it yourself don't forget to account for that time spent. I built my own PC and I don't regret it but I spent a lot of time physically assembling the machine and installing software. I spent hundreds of dollars worth of my own time.

    I'm not saying that Macs are cheaper than PCs, but I hate it when someone quotes Pricewatch prices for PC parts assuming that those components will somehow magically become a computer.

    1. Re:hidden costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked (30sec ago), you were a stupid cunt who has just been trolled.

  104. Kind of egotistical, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I argued with this guy back when I was 13. Thankfully, I grew up.

  105. Re:kissing microsoft's butt? another thing about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats not what apple would say. apple practically wrote attack on the clones.

  106. Re:Innovation? B*llsh*t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep telling yourself that while your forking out the big bucks for Apple's shitty computers. You be able to take it. Apple got a lot of the GUI from Xerox, and now they just copy other programs anyways--just like Microsoft.

  107. Generally jovial character? by gsfprez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OMG. sorry.. but Pudge calling himself "jovial" would be up there with hearing Tom Daschle calling himself "professional bullshit artist" - accurate, but hearing it from him, you'd swear you'd entered the Twilight Zone.

    You all should see how "jovial" pudge is when he's beating the stuffing out of some poor college freshman's poor argument. Its like watching a 800 pound gorilla tackle a miniature poodle and stuff it into a thimble. Its so awful, you can't help but watch in glee (i mean, doesn't everyone find glee in the idea of one of those horrible little poodles being stuffed into a thimble?)

    --
    guns kill people like spoons make Rosie O'Donnell fat.
    1. Re:Generally jovial character? by marktwain · · Score: 1

      Hey, pudge does pretty good with this. His main problem is not having most of those open terminal windows in os x if I read him correctly. Nothing like having a box that boots your favorite GNU/Linux flavor and also Mac OS X 10.1.4 and Mac OS 9.2.2 (nomenclature which he got right). Beats heck out of a box that boots GNU/Linux and Windoze. :-) Actually a decent review of the book which I thought sucked. Best part, as pudge mentioned, was the dumping of shite all over the heads of some Peecee/Windoze turkeys.

  108. iBong - This article is at it again by alphadan · · Score: 1

    http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,50820,00.html

    iBong... extremely funny, until you read the article:

    "There is a strong connection between Macs and pot. Both are countercultures, in the loosest sense of the word, appealing to people who are creative or artistic, people who, as a particular ad campaign might say, "Think different.""

    Just like this book, totally wrong view of Mac users.

  109. Crapple? PC-bucket? Who? What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just reminds me of my Amiga days. There wasn't anything out there worth having. If you didn't have a C= Amiga or a C= 64, or even worse had a PC-bucket or Crapple, all that told me was how computer illiterate you were. Who the hell wanted to play "clicky-clicky" with Finder or click some damn Start button to shut the beeping bucket down, when you could have multitasked like hell cracking software to your heart's content, while listening to some kickass tunes, all produced by your friends & co.? *CHUCKLE* That was until I entered the wonderful world of VT220 terminals and "%" prompts, and got introduced to X, CDE and Solaris shortly thereafter. The fact is, Crapple is almost as dead as the Amiga, although both are still twitching in their death throes. With max. 10% market share, why the noise? Should I start raving about how great Amiga is? You want to live, but yet you know you're dying. There is life after life, at least in the computer world. For me, that was SGI and Sun, some days HP (HP-UX). For others, it may just be that GeForce 4 (or Linux) inside your brand new PC-bucket, happily managing those BIOS interrupts because the CPU still can't tell where they're coming from. Opinion: PC sucks. Crapple sucks. Pity the poor lot who don't have the money or the experience to purchase a real UNIX computer running on a good CPU with good hardware. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

  110. Re:Innovation? Sure. by Colol · · Score: 1

    The basic GUI concepts from Xerox, as many stories scattered across the web do tell, sucked. It wasn't a modern GUI in any way, shape, or form. It's like saying XFree86 is perfect without a window manager or any applications. Refinements went into the GUI of what is now known as Mac OS that went well above and beyond anything at Xerox PARC. Apple stole the concept of being able to interface with the user graphically from Xerox. Big deal.

    Dodge, Chrysler, Mercedes, BMW, VW... They all stole the concept of the automobile from Ford. But we don't go around bitching about that. They improved upon a basic "product", as did Apple upon a GUI.

    Apple innovates. Look at the design of their systems. Nobody else put out a mass-produced, small-footprint computer for the masses that can master DVDs. Their mobile computers get far better battery life than anything Gateway or Dell can offer.

    They're pushed to actually better their systems, where the Wintel world gets excited over an extra 2 minutes of battery life or 50MHz.

    Look at the software. iTunes. iMovie. iPhoto. There's some truth to Apple's "Everything's easier on a Mac" campaign. Equivalent software for Windows largely either: (a) sucks and is free or (b) is overpriced and sucks.

    I paid nearly twice as much for my top-of-the-line Dell laptop as I did for my 500MHz iBook, and what do I get for it? A GeForce2 Go. The standard software complement on Apple's consumer-level computers blows Dell's (and most other Wintel resellers) out of the water. I've got AppleWorks on the Mac that can do everything I need, and Works on the Dell that has, uh, an old copy of Microsoft Word bundled. Whoop-de-fucking-do.

    4 months later, the Dell battery's dying and they don't want to touch it, the touchpad's dead, and Windows has been reinstalled several times, each creating a new and fun hardware conflict. If there's innovation somewhere in that... Oh, wait, there is! Innovation in customer service!

  111. Re:Are you kidding me? [techhnohubris remix] by mzungu · · Score: 1

    >Thats the funniest damn thing I've read on Slashdot in awhile :)

    Actually, your post is the funniest.

    I particularly liked your assertion that:

    Using a PC doesn't mean you know squat, other than how to use a PC. You don't magically know how to program all of the sudden, or how to design a PCB, or even how to swap out a PCI card

    Hilarious and quite true. I am sure the vast majority of PC users are just that, users. They see the computer as a tool and have no interest in knowing how the tool works.

    However, I take exception (non-fatal) to your assertion that knowledge of PCB design and programming are prerequisites for having a GENERAL UNDERTANDING of how computers work.

    I think anyone who has had the dubious pleasure of tweaking qemm to optimize memory back in the days of DOS and Windows 3.11 does indeed have at the very least a general understanding.

    Your post reeks of technohubris.

  112. The price issue in no uncertain terms. by JavaJones · · Score: 1

    Yeah, dealing with a ton of online retailers can be a real pain in the ass. Of course there are excellent, low cost online retailers like newegg.com but lets ignore that too because the amount of people who are willing and able to build their own computers is small in comparison with the total computer market. And I guess if you make bad purchasing decisions or are bad at machine assembly and setup it could, maybe, take 10 hours to set the thing up. No comment on your silly "cost of lost client" point though.

    To make a comparison fair we'll take the 2 most popular computer retailers in the PC world and pit them against the only source of Apple hardware currently available. Dell and Gateway vs. the Apple Store.

    Apple Store:
    G4 800Mhz
    256MB PC133 RAM
    40GB Ultra ATA Hard Drive
    CD-RW Drive
    ATI Radeon 7500 dual monitor
    56k Internal Modem
    Apple Pro Speakers
    Apple Keyboard
    Mac OS X 10.1.4
    90 day tech support, 1 year hardware repair

    Total: $1600

    Oh but wait, you gotta be able to *see* what you're doing on your computer, right? So we'll add the smallest and cheapest monitor they carry. After all I wouldn't want to bother going to a third party retailer to get a monitor, especially if it didn't match my case and say Apple on it.

    Total cost with "15 LCD monitor: $2257

    Now we'll see what Dell has to offer.

    First, we'll be using the double Mhz rule just for argument's sake. So we'll need at least a 1.6Ghz processor on the PC side to equal our G4, memory issues aside.

    Dell Dimension 4400 Series:
    1.9Ghz P4
    256Mhz DDR SDRAM
    Geforce 3Ti 200
    15" flat panel LCD
    40GB Ultra ATA/100 HD
    24x10x40 CD-RW with Easy CD Creator
    56k Modem
    Harmon Kardon HK-206 Speakers
    Microsoft Works Suite with Money (includes Word, etc)
    Dell Picture Studio and Image Expert Standard (to match OS X built in tools presumably)
    Dell Keyboard and MS Intellimouse
    Windows XP Home
    Epson Stylus C80 Printer
    HP Photosmart 318 Digital Camera
    Standard Dell Move Studio Bundle (presumably competition for iMovie)
    HP Scanjet 5400 Scanner
    3 free DVD movies or software titles
    1 year limited warranty, 1 year at home service, 1 year phone support.

    Total: $1,847

    Ok so let me get this straight, I get everything the Apple comes with, *plus* a printer, scanner, digital camera, better support, a better mouse (regardless of the 1 vs. 2 button debate, this also has a scroll wheel and 2 extra programmable buttons), faster RAM, a better graphics card, more software, and 3 free movies or software titles, and all for $400 less than an "equivalent" Apple system? If I purchased today I even would have gotten free shipping. I'm trying to restrain my laughter here.

    None of the above value judgements are, I believe, very subjective either. Feel free to argue if you disagree.

    At the very least, even if I have more problems with this system than with the G4 (debatable, XP is from personal experience pretty stable), I'll certainly be enjoying my digital camera, scanner, and printer allot more than a $400 hole in my wallet and a few less crashes (conjecture, for argument's sake) and being able to use iMovie. Not to mention that those extras are precisely what I would need to properly enjoy one of the major purported uses of Apple products: graphic arts.

    But hey, maybe Dell was having a fire sale the day I checked prices (uh, that was today btw). Lets try Gateway.

    Gateway 500S:
    P4 1.8Ghz
    256MB DDR SDRAM
    40GB Ultra ATA/100 7200RPM HD
    16X DVD-ROM *and* 24x10x40 CD-RW
    64MB NVIDIA GeForce2 MX400 w/TV Out
    15" Flat Panel LCD Display
    Sound Blaster Audigy w/Firewire
    Boston Acoustics BA745 Speakers
    56k modem
    Integrated 10/100 Ethernet
    Windows XP Home
    Gateway Keyboard and Logitech Optical Wheel Mouse
    MS Works Suite (Includes Word and Encarta)
    1 Year Limited Parts / Labor / Support
    Epson Stylus C80 Printer with USB Cable
    Hewlett-Packard ScanJet 5400C Scanner
    Fuji® FinePix(TM) A201 Digital Camera
    Nomad II MP3 player
    The Sims

    Total: $2,055

    Huh, whaddya know? They're also cheaper, and include even more extras. OK, I can no longer restrain my laughter. HAHAHAHA! But of course my case doesn't look pretty. I'm all sad inside now. And of course admittedly Gateway isn't the best manufacturer of computers. But then not all of Apple's components are top notch either (IMO). That's why I build my own computers. But from a consumer standpoint, arguing lower price is obviously ludicrous, and arguing a better user experience is seeming more and more suspect the more I write.

    For argument's sake lets go visit a PC manufacturer that uses high quality components, caters to an elite crowd, and has pretty cases and hardware: Alienware. Now I suppose we'll finally see price equality, since surely if a PC manufacturer tried to include all the extras that Apple does, they could not undercut Apple in price. Lets see how Alienware does.

    Hive-Mind:
    P4 1.8Ghz
    256MB DDR RAM
    MS Keyboard and Intellimouse Explorer in choice of colors
    40GB Ultra ATA/100 7200 RPM HD
    NEC 19" 95F Flat Screen CRT Monitor
    ATI Radeon 7500 dual monitor
    Sound Blaster Live 5.1
    Plextor PlexWriter 24x10x40x CD-RW
    USR 56k modem
    Creative Inspire 5.1 5300 speakers
    Intel Pro 100S Network Card
    Microsoft Works
    Windows XP Home
    1 year 24/7 onsite support

    Total: $2078

    Wow! It even comes in my choice of colors! I'm really sporting wood now! Unfortunately they don't carry LCD monitors smaller than 19" or something, so I've had to go with a 19" flat CRT. I don't think I'll really be complaining, but if I really want a lower refresh rate, smaller viewable area, and a fixed resolution I'm sure I could order a 15" LCD for $100 or so more than the 19" flat screen CRT, including shipping. An equivalent Athlon system is also comparable in price from Alienware.

    So as you can see, the price difference is very real. While it is true that there are certain features - tangible and otherwise - that Apple offers in its computing experience that are difficult or impossible to match on the PC side (I mean who *doesn't* want a Superdrive?), whether they are worth a $400+ price premium is debatable, and this doesn't even take into account similar features on PC's difficult or impossible to match on a Macintosh (how about a good selection of modern games?).

    Bottom line: There's nothing wrong with liking Macintoshes. There's nothing wrong with liking Apple's industrial design. There's nothing wrong with liking Mac OS, 9, X 10.x, or what have you. What is wrong is being a zealot about it. What is wrong is being narrow minded and stupid in your computer buying decisions. What is wrong is buying marketing hype and giving it away for free as your own "product", while the company you *bought* it from gets free advertising and makes yet more money off your stupidity.

    Mac's and PC's share the computing world, and each seems to have maintained thier own respective niches for some time now. I don't see this changing. Both have plusses and minuses. Above all everyone owes it to themselves to be *informed* when they make computer purchasing decisions. If you don't know the truth behind the "Mhz Myth" then you shouldn't be arguing relative system performance. If all your buying decisions are based on performance in Apple's test of 5 filters in Photoshop, you shouldn't be talking about which platform is superior.

    - JavaJones

    1. Re:The price issue in no uncertain terms. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      why do people do this price comparison crap EVERY TIME? It's caveat emptor out there, son. Companies are NOT obliged to give you best value - determining THAT is your perogative as a consumer. And, as any fool can see, a huge pile of beige crapola is NEVER going to be an equal proposition to an iMac - not to mention the difference when you turn it on.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    2. Re:The price issue in no uncertain terms. by JavaJones · · Score: 1

      I did the price comparison because people brought up the price issue yet again. This is in black and white and quantifies the issue so people can make judgements about it without having to do the research. You yourself make the very valid point that value is a perogative of the consumer to determine. I merely facilitate that determination with some amount of information, however miniscule. I think it's beter than nothing.

      I also attempted to address the "user experience issue" to some degree. Ultimately it all comes down to opinion, but as far as these discussions go I think it's worth keeping each other honest. Doing a price break down in my humble opinion shows the factors in the issue in no uncertain terms.

      The only variable is individual user experience and satisfaction. Unless you imagine that people pay for products that make them miserable (hmm, wait, maybe they do...), then there is surely a reason why Apple has less than a 10% market share, and unless the price point is conceded as being extremely relevant, then one cannot blame that factor either.

      Using "a huge pile of beige crapola" to refer to your average PC shows your obvious bias and negates the usefulness of my replying to you. But for some odd reason I'm compelled to anyways. Go figure. As long as we're on about it though, I think the user experience from your average beige box big name PC is at least as good as your average 1st gen iMac. 2nd gen wins out for industrial design I must say, and this is an area Apple has always excelled in, no doubt about it. But then it also comes at the cost of upgradeability and price. And after you get over the nifty case and swing-arm monitor, it's all about the OS and the hardware driving it. For some OS X is the cat's meow, for others it's pure trash.

      The iMac fits a particular market well and that's all it needs to do. But saying its initial or long term user experience is far superior to your average PC, end of disucussion, seems pretty arrogant and ignorant.

      I imagine you probably didn't finish reading my post, either. Granted it does continue with some more of the price comparison drivel, but I think I end on a pretty fair "arms open" note. Different platforms for different folks and needs. Plain and simple.

      I just don't think there's a fair way to say that Mac's or PC's are better and leave it at that. It makes much more sense to be aware of and acknowledge the plusses and minuses of each platform and choose based on that knowledge for your own needs. Of course that takes too much intelligence and patience for your average person, so I'll just shut the hell up now. Mac's rule, PC's suck, I'm sorry, I repent.

      Oh and don't call me son. :p

      - JavaJones

    3. Re:The price issue in no uncertain terms. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the iMac experience was necessarily better, just that it wasn't directly comparable. And the pile of beige crapola is true - those massive PC-plus-scanner-plus-printer-plus-camera-plus-spea kers-plus-monitor deals always leave with an enormous amount of kit that looks apalling in a domestic setting, isn't generally very good and probably isn't what you'd buy given the choice. The same kind of thing happens with DVDs - you want to go and buy Robocop so you can watch Robocop. WHat you HAVE to buy is Robocop AND Robocop 2 AND loads of pointless extras which add NOTHING to the film that you paid for but DO detract from the available disc space and therefore potential quality of the main feature. Bundling, IMHO, demonstrates the dead hand of marketing at work and adds very little REAL value.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
  113. Windows is a Mac OS clone.. by Darth+Cider · · Score: 1

    Has this been mentioned yet? Windows is a Mac clone. The look and feel, the "plug and play," the point and click, etc.

    Both are asymptotes of something ideal that users want, and the competition is good for us. What MS tries to accomplish with market dominance and dollars, Apple tries to accomplish with stability and aesthetics.

    Let em fight it out.

  114. I' dying to see the ... by chris_sawtell · · Score: 2

    MacOS-X.I.IV release

  115. Re:Crapple? PC-bucket? Who? What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, please, please! Please rave about the Amiga...and market share. I await the honor of becoming a willing supplicant of your obvious vast and endless knowledge. Songs are sung in your honor, women swoon and strip before you, men are in jealous fits as words of wisdom leave your mighty keyboard. Let us follow greatness!

  116. Things I hate about Windows and Mac OS GUI's by B.+Vhalros · · Score: 1
    Well, since this seems to be turing into a dialogue about UI's, here are some things I hate about both Mac OS and/or Windows.

    • Desk Top Icons- What a useless thing. I can't get to these if I have windows open.The startmenu is some what of an improvement, but it would be nice if you could make it appear any where.
    • Have to go to corner to resize/shade(okay, the top)/maximize/minimize/move windows. It's very obnoxious, you should be able to do this any where.
    • Having to do funky stuff to force quite when an application dies. I want to hit a button and brutally murder it.


    There is probably other stuff I forgot about too.
  117. How I learned to stop worrying. by toybux · · Score: 1

    As I grew up, I had both Macs and Windows machines around. I didn't know much about using the Windows machine besides how to load Doom and Civilization on it. I was taught to use the Mac in school, and as thus used it to do most of my productive work.
    Later, when I acquired a 14.4 modem for my Windows machine and smooth-talked my parents into paying for CompuServe for a few months, I got started down the path of the PC. I used it more and more, and got more and more drawn into it. I still used the Mac for productivity, but the Windows box for my goof-off time. As I learned more and more about the PC, I began to love it more and more. Eventually, the Mac started to merely gather dust.
    The arrival of Windows 95 was one of the happier moments for me, as it resulted in my parents buying me a new computer to run it. My experimentation was endless, and I loved every minute of it.
    Fast forward a few years, and my parents decide it is time to upgrade the computer once again. I was ever so excited, with dreams of Pentium 3's dancing in my head. Instead, they got an iMac. Not too bad, the G3 is certainly a more than competent processor! Joy! Sadly, my use of the Windows machine had jaded me. Something didn't click for me. I kept trying to right click, I wanted to play Quake II and Starcraft! Curses! It just never really worked out for me to be using a Mac again, despite the joy that Escape Velocity:Override gave me.
    Now, a coupla years later and a lot more experienced, that standard still stands. I acknowledge Apples as very competent platforms, espeically with the introduction of OS X. However, I will continue to use my Windows/Linux dual boot machine. I love the openness of the Windows platform most of all, I think. Upgrading the hardware on a Mac, while possible, is not cheap nor reliable.
    I enjoyed myself quite a bit recently when I splurged on an brand-spankin' new system, which I bought piece by piece, unassembled. I had a jolly good time putting it all together, booting it up for the first time, installing Windows XP and installing slackware. I unforetunately could not have had this fun on an Apple. And that is how I learned to stop worrying and love the monoply.

    1. Re:How I learned to stop worrying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wont even bother you with the little details of how Starcraft et al are available for OSX. But you knew that already...You also knew about two button mouse for the Mac..

      You rock! Keep up with that standard of upholding the norm.

  118. Re:Won't Buy from Apple Until Keyboard Problem Fix by thoughtcrime · · Score: 1

    Oh, piss. I tested it on my Pismo... while using a USB keyboard.

    Hi, I'm a dumbass too. Dock me a clue point or five, please.

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  119. Sales types. by Shanep · · Score: 2

    Kelby is dead-on about many things, like how computer store personnel are mostly clueless

    Yesterday, I was in a computer store and over heard a sales guy say to a customer inquiring about RAID, that "Seagate drives don't work in a RAID setup, because they're just too fast. Trust me, I know, I've tried at home! I've spoken to Seagate about it and they acknowledge the problem." He also stated to the customer that Seagate does not make anything else but hard drives.

    I was'nt really in the mood to interupt and tell of my RAID setup at home that has been working nicely with Seagate drives for about 3 years now.

    Sometimes helping out other customers with correct advice in the presence of these nit-wit sales types can be fun though.

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  120. Re:Author uses telnet and scp by pudge · · Score: 1

    Nowhere does it say I was using telnet anywhere. The program's name is NiftyTelnet. It can connect via ss1 or telnet protocols. It also doesn't say I've been a Unix geek for 15 years, but a Mac user for 15 years (I've been using Unix for about 10 years). Bah, who needs reading skills?

  121. Pick a platform tests by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    It is my opinion that any test with "PC" as a posability has lost credibility.
    The PC is just the hardware and not everyone means the same thing when they say PC..
    PC.. is that Linux? OS/2? BSD? Dos?

    In my view such a test should score points between diffrent Unix platforms.. In the past it would be diffrent Unix platforms and MacOs but now that MacOs is a Unix platform the tests should be a bit diffrent.

    I think Mac people do often over emphasise the point that MacOs is an effective Geek machine but I understand why when people keep labling it a dummy box.
    On the inverse I am puzzled why Unix/Linux people alow non Unix types to speak so poorly of Unix in the user friendly department.

    In my view MacOs is an artists/newbie machine who's capabilitys extend well into the expert user arena..
    Linux is a geek/admin box with capabilitys extending well into the artist/newbie arena.

    The reality is they overlap and unless your at the upmost extream they both work extreamly well. Outside the upmost extream I might recomend two other options... BSD and Geoworks.. however Geoworks is dead... :(

    Geoworks becouse the whole freaking os is installed on ROM and the system is basicly low end so the end user is paying for a cheap system that dose exactly what he/she needs with no additional cost. The Geobook was a nice portable system at a cheap price.

    BSD is the extream in internet services.. handles the load designed and updated on reliability and uptime more than anything else.
    Even if that means sacraficing multimedia nicitys.. Sorry no Video4BSD.. There are ways around that if you really want a web cam.

    Nothing prevents BSD from doing everything Linux dose but often takes more effort on the end users behalf.

    All Unix systems can be updated to be user friendly. KDE and Gnome is proving this..
    Preveous user friendly Unixes did exist. However the typical user friendly GUI of the 1980s was a bit more than any typical consummer box could handle leading to overtly expensive Unix systems that failed on the market.

    The non-Unix MacOs was worth while in it's time.
    We didn't know what a graphics libary needed in order to be effecent so anything standing between the application and the video chip slowed everything down to much.
    Unix security means libarys only.. no dirrect access posable.

    Todays systems are significantly more powerful and we know a lot more about making good graphics libarys. MacOs X takes adantage of that.

    We have not yet learnned how to make low overhead user friendly interfaces.. Geoworks did but a closed source dead os isn't going to teach us anything.

    In the end I'd say the gap between MacOs and Linux is illusionary... there is a huge overlap.

    Windows is the os for those who just want what "everybody else is using"... not what works best..

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    1. Re:Pick a platform tests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why don't you check your spelling?

  122. Re:I don't even look at resale value when I buy a by rbruels · · Score: 1

    Heh. Well, if you don't look at resale value of a car, you're a pretty moronic fuck.

    That, or just an annoying rich fuck, and so we still don't like you anyway. ;)

    "I just bought a car for $19,000 that will depreciate to $2000 in five months, and I don't care."

    Good man!

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  123. It's just that Mac has fewer newbies by bcaulf · · Score: 1

    I do agree that there seems to be a higher percentage of Mac users with some kind of clue. But I chalk it up to my belief that the Mac user base includes more long time users. Mac had a greater than 10% share back in the 1992 period. Mac share proceeded to slump. I think those Mac sales consist largely of happy Mac users.

    Meanwhile the PC was the main beneficiary of the Web fad. All kinds of idiots bought PCs. And all kinds of idiot companies put PCs on every desk. Result: lots of idiots running their PCs. People who have used PCs for ten or twenty years are a small minority.

  124. Re:I don't even look at resale value when I buy a by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Not true on both counts. Buying a car that is a year or two old lets you bypass the most painfull depreciation. It also lets you pick a model that will break less than the average vehicle. This lets you buy a nice (not base) car that will last 5-8 years at the least, with acceptable maintenance.

    Of course, there are always better and faster models coming out. If you desire to always have the best, then you should look at resale.

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  125. you make a good point - 2 button mouse? by Lovejoy · · Score: 1

    Can someone give me the nutshell version of the 2-button mouse argument? I have a ThinkPad for my work laptop, and a Mac desktop for my work (and my personal laptop) I MISS the second button on the Wallstreet (I have a 2-button mouse on my work Mac). Why does Apple reject the second button? It's software supported! Just 'cause it wasn't Apple's idea?

  126. Nope by bcaulf · · Score: 1

    What a load. MS-DOS has substantial assembly language pieces. It has never been ported to any architecture other than x86.

    IE on Mac is not composed of libraries littered across the OS, as it is on Windows.

    You are right about a Mac being able to emulate a PC and run Windows that way. But anything can emulate anything given enough storage.

    1. Re:Nope by yerricde · · Score: 1

      MS-DOS has substantial assembly language pieces.

      Linux has substantial assembly language pieces that exist in parallel for each supported architecture.

      It has never been ported to any architecture other than x86.

      Got documentation for that? If you give me a month, I'll be able to get back to the library in Fort Wayne (I'm away at school at the moment) and dig up a book about MS-DOS whose history chapter has a table that lists an edition of MS-DOS for at least one 68K machine.

      IE on Mac is not composed of libraries littered across the OS, as it is on Windows.

      Only because Mac OS X has a nicer directory structure than Windows. (Did you know that IE 5.5 for Windows is a port of IE for Mac?)

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    2. Re:Nope by bcaulf · · Score: 1

      I would certainly be interested if you can substantiate that claim about MS-DOS. In a little googling all I could come up with was Microsoft Xenix on 68000 at

      You're right that portable OSes have assembly in them. But portable software must be built portable from the start, so that for example the application programmer is shielded from directly calling those assembly routines. MS-DOS was never built with portability as a consideration. Portability would not be possible without emulation.

  127. exactly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How American - everything has to be some big gayass competition.