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  1. Apples and Macs Coco loco in the poco on Microsoft Bites Apple, Apple Bites Back · · Score: 1

    If Gates and Jobs don't watch out they will be blindsided!
    Remember that infamous little 'puter the one that Tandy went bust trying to weasel into the market with? Well the people who wrote the OS are not going away, they are just sitting quietly on the side lines picking up scraps.
    Do not be too suprised in the future if the ghost of Coco comes back to life, and does an end run around the big machine in Redmond. There were features in that little OS that people do not appreciate. No chance of catching a cold through a corrupted core virus, is one of them. Steve, Billy Boy and Intel had better watch out there are software patents that no one has bought yet!

  2. Re:Insert modpoints here... Who Me? on IT Growth: Exponential No More · · Score: 1

    Those who anon cowed in shadow by aninimity be, mod thee not, beware the slithy toad. Lest ye into the /. flames take me!

  3. Re:Irony ...Carbon Not Irony on IT Growth: Exponential No More · · Score: 1
    Ok here we go NANOTECH


    Head Line NANOSCIENCE NEWS streaming wifi local server:


    Dateline; July 13 2004
    Proof of the thoery of NanoTech DNA with AI self replication was confirmed yesterday when a ./config
    file on the University Of Nano science server did succeed in creating a new exponential self replicating executable from within itself. The executable then searched for usable code snipets through Boogle CVS and included several new routines which it duplicated then tested.
    Most of the routines now included concern speach recognition and speach from generated wave forms.


    The results then asked for dedicated ram/time for
    a short debug. The result is now requesting status as a computer entity! The moderators of the experiment gave permission to export the entity to all available cycle time. It is estimated that within 48 hours we should start to see, hear and have streaming real time access to the entity.


    Only with the advantages in speed gained by our new BuckyTube memory/processors was this possible.
    The evolution of the entity is estimated to be on the order of magnitude (n-1=(6*10^3760.7)/Pi) faster than all technology since the invention of the STEAM ENGINE


    As to;
    "Using this analogy IT has an hundred years to reach it's full potential."
    With BUCKY TUBE TECH we will be lucky if it takes 2!

  4. Re:What gasses...you might be on to something on Sniffing Out Cancer · · Score: 1

    Your post is a toot (I mean hoot) however you might really be on to something. Just maybe ass gas is the best way to test for colon cancer! If I were a researcher I would do my home work on it and see if there is anything in the possibility of a toot test!

    sometimes good research comes from the darndest places!

  5. security fix for 6 monkeys using visual studio 1.0 on Six Monkeys And An Old Saw · · Score: 1
    README.doc

    This is to fix a security exploit in 6 monkey visual studio 1.0 Regarding a bug in the file "Flame me guys"
    to apply the patch just shut of vb scripting
    and run the file fixmyfn'.exe
    It is a self extracting file so you cannot see what the hell is wrong if it screws up (just trust us we know about these things). It has worked for us and it will work for you. If not please try to contact us. After installing, the patch cannot be removed.


    When using functions that can be dangerous now
    you will be prompted for approval.
    If you click OK then the exe will run, but you will have the option to not run suspicious executables by clicking CANCEL. WE STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU CLICK CANCEL UNLESS YOU ARE CERTAIN THE EXECUTABLE IS FROM A TRUSTED SOURCE!

    Thank you for using 6 monkeys software!

  6. Re:First Time... on Light-Producing Nanotubes Could Mean Faster Chips · · Score: 1

    Yip yip yahoo now I have to rate if your comment was flaimbait, of coarse "Some of also went on to college chemistry and learned how to spell "Tungsten"..."
    Is a hasty reply from an anonymous coward, but you must have made someone a little pissed, so i will remain agnostic and leave it up to the Gods of /.

    ratfynk

  7. Ok thats it...maybe? on Buckminsterfullerene Strikes Again - Nanotube RAM · · Score: 1
    I wonder if investing in a technology that will replace humans is a good idea.
    Enactment of Asimovs' three laws of robotics are what is needed, now!
    Before our self-replicating AI creates nano tube DNA and evolves into replacements for Lawyers and Politician.


    The evolution process will be accelerated by the fact that the earliest nano tube based life will be able to evolve at rates that the human mind cannot concieve.


    If our religiuos view of armagedon is right then perhaps we are doomed to be eliminated by our own creation.


    The New Tech Bible, Genesis 2.0 vs 1 Worship ye the NonoTech, for the Law is given by those chosen to replace thee.

  8. Re:6 monkeys using visual studio 1.0 on Six Monkeys And An Old Saw · · Score: 1

    6 monkeys using visual studio for a month, most likely would now be employed in house by some IT firm.
    Is this why there are so many computer viruses?
    Flame me guys I love it!

  9. 6 monkeys visual studio? on Six Monkeys And An Old Saw · · Score: 1

    6 monkeys using visual studio for a month, most likely would now be employed in by some IT firm.
    Is this why there are so many computer viruses?

  10. Re:rf cars and diskovagens Things on Build Your Own HERF Gun · · Score: 1
    Did you ever buy a cheap new car in the disko era?
    Zapping some of them with rf into auto heaven would have been welcomed. If they had digital brains back then I am sure someone would have done it. The first rotor sensors to analog throttle and spark control were a real nightmare, and a pig to diagnose.


    When else in auto history could you buy a car called a Volkswagen "Thing". They rusted out if you said the word salt within earshot.


    Low end cars, back then, were rushed to market real quick without much thought given to the design. The Rabbit survived only because of good 4 cyl engine block design, and the fact that it made a great, cheap city car. When they first came out I remember that after prep, delivery and a radio, price was not too much over $3,000. You could dicker that down to boot! 14% of the equivalent price today.


    So as to "rf caused motor crap out on the first e ignition Rabbits".. it might very well be true. I'll check it out if I can.



    No offence taken, non given I hope. Flaming is not my style! Argue calmly and with respect.

  11. Have you ever looked at a sound wave? on RIAA Nightmare: Pro-level Portable Hard Disk Recorder · · Score: 1
    One of the easiest things to do in primitive encryption is to encode a rider on an analog sound wave on nodes you will not hear. That technology goes back to 1930s spy vs spy Nazi Germany science. Back then it was not as easy but was still done, similar to complex micro-dot printing.


    There is already DRM which can be put into analog so that when you try to go from analog to digital it can retain a lockout signature.
    You would need to spend hours finding it in the wave to edit it out and would hose the original in the process. Most mortals can't do it.
    So I'm afraid your idea has already been hosed, by the music police, and the Nazis!

    (-::-) Siamese Twin smile?

  12. rf can do strange things to cars on Build Your Own HERF Gun · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Reminds me of the Volks Rabbit, when it first came out with electronic ignition. Some cops I knew back then told me that the earliest ones off the assembly line didn't have much shielding on the electronic unit. If a cop pulled up behind one and keyed his mic the Rabbit would crap out.


    Just a little history repeating itself.
    Another tool, that when in the hands of the wrong people could be very dangerous! However to end a high speed chase, before someone gets killed?

  13. old coders never die they just learn assembly on Job Chances for Older Coders? · · Score: 1
    I am 50 and just starting to learn assembly. Oh I've done some little hello worlds, calculators etc in cpp and do some c and some htm. XML gives me a (head/ache)..... (using babble brackets would screw up the post).


    So I will try this "" or \\ Wha' da hell?... how about ./ or */ or | ifelse "pissonit" warning undefined var "pissonit"
    Nope they don't work either. Well if my cat walks on the keyboard would it help things come together?
    So you see .net dot processor languages like vb and c+ are for those who can't invent anything by themselves any way.
    So maybe just maybe if I learn to create core widgets in assembly. Then my work might be usable as lib material for the MS$ mirmadons coming out of todays IT .NET factories.


    Us old farts are more interested in how core apps work than you might think! So far I have found assembly much easier to understand than the cryptic drivel mouse button pushers use. I might even learn several different flavours just to be a litte more agnostic, about hardware.

  14. Re:Gratitude? on RIAA Nightmare: Pro-level Portable Hard Disk Recorder · · Score: 1

    Maybe they might switch to a NUX server! And have to hire a few ./ geeks. Not bad eh!

  15. Re:Highly Unlikely I hope not. on Life on Mars? Why Not? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Past life on Mars is the only object of any rational exploration of the Red planet.
    Terra Forming is Star Drek sci-fi. Obviously there will be no rapidly evolving "life" as we understand it on the present Mars.


    If there are single celled organisms or even clustering goo, it will prove to be of little scientific interest. Even the genetics of these oganisms will be useless: UNLESS we find that these organisms contain code that closely resembles similar organisms on Earth!
    Then the implications are that just maybe we are the Martians.


    Mars exploration is crucial to our understanding of natural science. The benefit is employement for large numbers of brilliant, dedicated and hard working humans in fields other than defence!
    JFK was right and not a bleading heart liberal.
    To wean us of defence we need great scientific and engineering projects that span boarders.


    Now that communism is creaking and China is slowly seeing the light, what is wrong with international space exploration. I believe common goals for humankind are a necessity if we are to survive. Even if these goals prove to be wrong they are still better than rabid scientific militarism.
    Lets smoke the pipe of peace for real!
    The alternative is big clouds of radioactive smoke.

  16. Re:i doubt the riaa can stop this on RIAA Nightmare: Pro-level Portable Hard Disk Recorder · · Score: 1

    No I just used the RIAA as flamebait to get people thinking about how crappy DRM really is!
    I am an acoustic musician that wants to send compressed music of my own making freely on p2p over the net. I am really pissed that real musicians will be stopped from doing exactly this by DRM and whats coming from Redmond, and by morons that do nothing but pirate junk mp3s with p2p. See my journal.

  17. Re:Question Why on RIAA Nightmare: Pro-level Portable Hard Disk Recorder · · Score: 2
    I have and still use 4 track reel to reel, You see I am a Classical Guitarist and find that DAT and ADAT equipment suck! I use a Mackie 1202 to mix down and find that the results with real hall sound and mics is far more musical. This new tech seems to come a little closer to high grade portable use for acoustic musicians, who use their ears and not gizmos or brain dead sound card software to record music. As for mic placement most recording engineers do not have a clue about how to mic classical guitar, so I have needed to become an expert.


    The reality is that mike technology has not made any great advances since the 1950s.
    Just give a listen to DGG recordings on the Archive label from 1960-62, what they did with tape, tubes and great mics back then puts most modern digital crap to shame! I suggest Bachs Mass in B minor, if you want to hear great recording.
    These things were done long before Polydor or Sony polluted the waters.

  18. Re:How the heck can no one have mentioned Halperin on Brain Privacy · · Score: 1
    I see what you mean about Halperin, futurists are scarry sometimes. Do you remember honesty testing, from the 1970s? Honesty testing created a huge flap. It was extreemly popular in the Southern US, and became a common hiring practice.


    At the time I was reading alot of Erick Fromm. What struck me was that the honesty test needed to be administered dishonestly to work!


    Somehow this strikes me as the flaw with all systems that try to make value judgements. Regardless of the technique used the subject needs to believe something fundimental before results can be evaluated.


    The human brain is an incredible piece of engineering and can show chemical and physical changes caused by emotional states. Therefore any results that might come from scanning techniques could be slanted by the subjects current mental state.


    I do not see any benefit from this technology except perhaps for use in conjunction with drug treatments, for mental illness. Certainly as a scan for lie detection or the predeliction for aberrant behavour it will be proven useless.

  19. Electronic Paper? on Electronic Paper Advances · · Score: 1

    Wow E-paper that can be WiFied, what will they come up with next. Just think, now covert advertisers will be able to spam you by war driving around changing your E-paper. Think of the propoganda possibilities, come election time your E-clothing can display political messages. Everyone running around displaying advertising. The world will become one big billboard.

    The message cheapened by the medium, Marshall would puke! Info tech gone mad, in the Global village.

  20. Taking apart an Apple on Taking Apart An Airport Extreme Base Station · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The last time I took apart an apple I found a worm.
    The poor guy was put there when Woz left his lunch on the bench 25 years ago. Funny though he spoke with a LISP, a dialect that's a little obscure, so he was hard to understand.

  21. Re:Yawn Again From a masochist. on Build Your Own Mac With CoreCrib Kit · · Score: 1

    I use Linux all the time I am a confirmed masochist, and love it! I have fun with not having a working sound card because the old working CMI8X38 linux drivers which worked fine with 2.2 Debian got hosed by the 2.4 kernel, and the new ones just do not work. Bsd will not config my onboard SIS 620 correctly so I cannot use X at anything greater than 640x480 in BSD, so I do have some experience with these things. I am sure that if I do discover the right settings for these devices I will
    become sadistic to other seekers of Unix wisdom, by writing a man page!

  22. Long&horny I just can't wait! on Looking at Longhorn · · Score: 1
    Will the Long&horny networking icons still default to set up MSN, for users who are gullible enough?
    By 2005 will there be anything interesting on the net thats accessable without MS site certificate warnings? Will IE be truly removable?


    Will MS finally admit that a real OS does not need to be protected from viruses? Will they take the risk of being sued by Symantec again, and put their customers first? Will they finally admit that an integrated dot net is junkware? Can you stand the suspense? Will they hire Bruce Springstein and Kate Smiths virtual ghost to publicise the launch of Long&horny, draped in American flags?


    Tune in for next weeks episode in the ongoing saga of Dot Net and Dominatrix, featuring Little Billy and his Long&horny Crew, and a cast of thousands of mostly lawyers!

  23. Cat Litter box mod on Oddball PC Cases From Japan · · Score: 1

    I am considering making my cats litter box into a PC. Just wondering if I leave it for my cat to use, will it merge files quicker? I have already had a long compile screwed up by my cat walking on the keyboard, while I went away to get a cup of coffee. I still can't figure what the heck he typed.

  24. Re:Yawn.. on Build Your Own Mac With CoreCrib Kit · · Score: 1

    Really I thought PC stand for P iece of C rap,
    That can run Linux (with hardware config hassles), that can run Windows (at least until you install an upgrade), or do not care about doing anything original, without a gui.
    That can run BSD if you really are a masochist, and study hardware configuration for two years before installing.
    Relies on software to do everthing, and in the long run has you wondering if there really is such a thing as a computer!

  25. Re:Just like windows I goofed on Who Needs XFree86? · · Score: 1
    Sorry I meant DIRECT X, I just read an article about HP and MS teaming up to build a new brain dead arch.
    It's interesting that Microsoft considers brain dead
    hardware to be an advancement in computing. To my thinking any OS that is so bloated up with hardware instuction routines (including Linux) needs to consider the opposite route for the future.


    It would be nice if some company (like Sony) after getting miffed with MS$ decided that it is about time to do something really revolutionary. Perhaps create an embedded 64 bit OS from Linux, without the need to boot from a hard drive. Harddrives need to be consigned to use as a storage device and as a place to store add ons.
    Video cards need to be redesigned to work without drivers.
    Call me old fashioned but OS dependant hardware is holding up the real advancements in computing!