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Life on Mars? Why Not?

Guillaume Filion writes "IEEE spectrum has an interesting article about a new probe sent to Mars searching for life: 'Recent missions to Mars have focused on the search for water, past or present, as a surrogate for life itself. But now a British-led team is working to renew the search for life directly, fueled by doubts about the equipment that prompted NASA to declare Mars a dead world some 26 years ago.'"

227 comments

  1. fueled by doubts... by fjordboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When a team is "fueled by doubts," I can only be pessimistic and assume a negative outcome. I'd much rather be fueled by something a little more positive.

    1. Re:fueled by doubts... by danthedanish · · Score: 4, Funny

      especially something that'll actually propel the probe to mars. Something liquid, perhaps.

    2. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you'd rather be fueled by misdoubts? That's the only antonym I could find...

    3. Re:fueled by doubts... by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      When an engineer claims to be fuelled by something other than caffeine, I'm immediately suspicious.

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    4. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Affirmation.

    5. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that works.

    6. Re:fueled by doubts... by jd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Coffee! The ultimate rocket fuel!

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    7. Re:fueled by doubts... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
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    8. Re:fueled by doubts... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's all part of NASA's work on alternative fuel sources - they believe that by running rocket engines on 'doubts' they can seriously cut down on the emissions caused by shuttle and satellite launches. The last major hurdle to overcome is how to make the navigation system certain that it has arrived in the correct place.

      The organisation has a history of almost-but-not-quite developing revolutionary new fuel sources, last year NASA stopped developing their faster-than-light 'bad news' powered rockets as they were unwelcome everywhere they went.

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    9. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like methane

    10. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The organisation has a history of almost-but-not-quite developing revolutionary new fuel sources, last year NASA stopped developing their faster-than-light 'bad news' powered rockets as they were unwelcome everywhere they went.

      Without a footnote mentioning Douglas Adams? Shame on you.

    11. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Christian Scientist rocket surgeons! My niece bled to death because of you!

    12. Re:fueled by doubts... by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Fueled by certainty? I actually like that!

    13. Re:fueled by doubts... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      I wonder if NASA is still working on that giant catapult to launch satellites, the X-4000 Launch Aparatus.

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    14. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How the fuck do you come to that conclusion? Your comment just sounds like pointless bashing to me. Are you so pessimistic that this is the first thought worthy of posting that comes to your head? Couldn't you think of something more positive to say?

      Talk about irony...

    15. Re:fueled by doubts... by steveheath · · Score: 1

      perhaps it's an english thing, but a healthy dose of cynicism can fuel you a long way towards disproving someone else's research.

      I'm vaguely interested on how you can prove there is no life on mars. Proving a negative is hard. Proving a positive is much easier and this mission is trying to prove there *is* life on mars.

    16. Re:fueled by doubts... by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      I figured that the entire known world* would already get the reference :o)

      *Or at least the part that I give even the slightest micron of a damn about.

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    17. Re:fueled by doubts... by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Coffee! The ultimate rocket fuel!

      This is a British space probe; the fuel will be tea with two sugars and a chocolate Hob Nob.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    18. Re:fueled by doubts... by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 1
      This is why the "Infinite Probability" engine made it all the way to the end of the universe and back. A "Doubt" engine is unlikely to make it out of the garage.

    19. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pot, meet kettle.

    20. Re:fueled by doubts... by slvr_dagger · · Score: 1

      Isn't that supposed to be the Infinite Improbability drive. :)

    21. Re:fueled by doubts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would much prefer a fuel cell filled with a few hundred thousand gallons of good ole' 200 port.

      Hey, Hitler had some pretty good success with it, and he was just using bad quality vodka.

  2. Oh Boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope they find life and rush it back to Earth!

    Just think of all the death it could bring!

    Go now! Make SARS look weak!

    1. Re:Oh Boy! by PateraSilk · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why they'd call it Massive Acute Respiratory Syndrome!

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    2. Re:Oh Boy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha mod this up someone please. :)

    3. Re:Oh Boy! by starman43 · · Score: 1

      There is absoultely no basis for this statement. The organisms here on earth evolved together and are specialized in certain areas. An organism found on Mars would probably not be able to begin attacking our immune system, for example, because it would not 'know' where to begin. The SARS virii do have this information, however, and are taking full advantage of it.

      My prediction: they will not find any life on Mars--past or present. I think that chances are a bit better on some of the moons orbiting Jupiter, or Saturn. It will be simple life forms that can hold up to extreme conditions, such as virii or bacteria.

      While I truly believe that more complex life forms do exist outside of our solar system, the conditions needed to create and sustain such life are not as prevalent as we might hope for. The planets that have been discovered orbiting other stars thus far have not really been great prospects.

    4. Re:Oh Boy! by HalfWalker · · Score: 1

      The comment about the discovered planets may be true, but look at what they are able to see ... They are detected by seeing the wobble they produce on their host star.

      Given that you're looking for indications of something that is able to make a *star* wobble in space, of course all they can see are huge Jupiter-sized planets. Something similar to Terra simply doesn't have enough of an effect on the host star to be detectable with today's technology.

      I'm certain that Terran-sized planets are out there (there's no reason for them *not* to be). We just can't "see" them yet. It's like trying to see a small cigarette glow in front of a roaring bonfire ...

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  3. Evidence of Life on Mars.... by dcowart · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but it died for lack of water.

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    1. Re:Evidence of Life on Mars.... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Life on Mars did not die, they went underground. They also have a base on the dark side of our moon. follow these links. http://www.uncoveror.com/martians.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/mars2.htm http://www.uncoveror.com/zhtitikofft.htm Check it out!

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  4. haha by sstory · · Score: 0

    That's a funny title. Reminds me that I want to collect a list of funny dismissive things like that. Why not? is a good one. I also like How about that. (As seen in that new phil jackson commercial for something)

  5. Mars:Dead or Alive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mars: Dead or Alive?

    A miniaturized marvel of engineering aspires to rewrite the textbooks about life on the Red Planet

    By Barry E. DiGregorio

    Recent missions to Mars have focused on the search for water, past or present, as a surrogate for life itself. But now a British-led team is working to renew the search for life directly, fueled by doubts about the equipment that prompted NASA to declare Mars a dead world some 26 years ago.

    If all goes according to plan, a Soyuz-Fregat booster rocket will lift off from Baikonur cosmodrome next month carrying an extremely compact and sophisticated life detection probe that might finally settle one of the most intriguing questions in science: did Mars once harbor microbial life-and is it still there?

    The probe is hitching a ride on the European Space Agency's (ESA's) Mars Express orbiter as part of the agency's first home- grown mission to the Red Planet. Named Beagle 2[see photos], in honor of the HMS Beagle in which Charles Darwin made the historic voyage of discovery that led him to the theory of evolution, it was designed by scientists from Britain's University of Leicester and Open University in collaboration with Martin-Baker Aircraft and Matra Marconi Space Systems. Once the orbiter reaches Mars, Beagle 2 will be sent down to dig around on the planet's surface.

    But even after it has dropped off its passenger, the Mars Express orbiter will not be idle. It will use a sounding radar called Marsis to search below the surface for water. It will have an ultraviolet and infrared spectrometer called Spicam to study the atmosphere over the course of a Martian year. And it will relay data transmitted from the lander back to Earth.



    Did Viking get it wrong?
    The first spacecraft with dedicated equipment to look for life on Mars were NASA's twin Viking landers, which touched down on the surface in 1976. Why send another now?

    On board both Viking landers were miniature life detection laboratories, and some of the data they returned could indeed be interpreted as evidence for life on Mars. Yet the majority of the project's scientists became convinced that inorganic oxidants in the soil were responsible for the ambiguous data. The next year, NASA publicly announced its conclusion: that Viking had found no life.

    Was the U.S. agency jumping to conclusions? In recent years, questions have been raised about the effectiveness of a key instrument-a combined gas chromatograph and mass spectrometer (GCMS)-that swayed most of the Viking scientists into the no-life camp. The GCMS failed to detect any organic molecules on the Martian surface at all, which posed something of a puzzle, as even the barren surface of the moon is host to some organic molecules. To explain the anomaly, scientists postulated a harsh chemical environment that supposedly made the planet self-sterilizing by actively destroying organic matter [see "Why NASA Said No to Life on Mars"].

    To find out if this picture is correct, Beagle 2 is designed to search for organic material below, as well as on, the surface of Mars. In addition, it will study the inorganic chemistry and mineralogy of the landing site, says Mark Sims, the Beagle 2 mission manager who is based at Leicester University.

    Without question, the Beagle 2 lander manifests an enormous leap of scientific engineering. It costs only US $40 million versus Viking's $1 billion, and weighs in at a mere 60 kg at launch, as opposed to 661 kg for each fully fueled Viking lander. In its set of scientific instruments are the first ever optical microscope to fly to Mars, as well as a gas analysis package (GAP) that will directly challenge or confirm the results of Viking's gas chromatograph-mass spectrometer (GCMS).

    Beagle 2's destination on Mars is a region known as Isidis Planitia [see map]. This relatively flat basin may have been formed by sedimentary deposits and was chosen not just for the chances of finding life there but with a view to the safety of the lander as well.

    1. Re:Mars:Dead or Alive? by nlvp · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Erm - someone copies the referenced link into a post and you moderate it up as informative and insightful?

      Redundant, folks. Just like this post is Offtopic but I needed to get the bad-moderation rant off my chest.

  6. Who knows.... by oziumjinx · · Score: 0

    what could live on that planet. i assume if there was life on that planet, it would exist in a much different way and feed of different resources than our way

    1. Re:Who knows.... by The_K4 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You do realize that they aren't talking about little green men right? They are talking about microscopic organisims, and to the best of our scientific knowledge there's alot of variation possible, but it's all largly the same. In fact if it's as "different" as you are suggesting it will probably be different enough that neither NASA's or the ESA's probes would ahve the equipment to detect it. They are depending on "life" there haveing the same building block as "life" here. :)

    2. Re:Who knows.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      they aren't talking about little green men right? They are talking about microscopic organisims, and to the best of our scientific knowledge there's alot of variation possible.....it will probably be different enough that neither NASA's or the ESA's probes would have the equipment to detect it.

      Like the little green men may pick up the probe and use it as a razor, and the probe operators would probably have no clue what is going on. The cameras are not meant to take moving pictures.

  7. Hollywood by mdwong · · Score: 1

    A rerun of "Capricorn One" probably raised their doubts.

    1. Re:Hollywood by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      That or "Lifeform" :)

  8. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by Bonker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There may be things that reproduce and show signs of life on Mars, but we'll spend a lot of time trying to cram the stuff on Mars into the categories we have on Earth.

    Hint: Chances are, no matter what we do, we're never gonna see a green spectral line or test for clorophyll.

    Instead, we need to examine soil for the most basic types of life we know of... creatures or cells similar to viruses, bacteria, and amoeba.

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    1. Re:It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..meanwhile, the martians are laughing at the earth-burrowing humans from their floating castles in the sky..

    2. Re:It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by sam_handelman · · Score: 4, Informative

      On the one hand, I agree with you totally. The earliest life on earth was not photosynthetic; even if Martian life is photosynthetic, there is no reason to expect that it would use chlorophyll to capture photons (carotenoids, for example, also work; any aromatic compound of about the same size could do in a pinch.)

      On the other hand, your nomenclature is a bit confused.

      Viruses are neither cells nor creatures. Furthermore, although they are not complex, they require fairly complex hosts in order to thrive. Martian cellular life might have useless or parasitic DNA, but I rate it unlikely that this DNA kills the hosts (which must be rare,) or packages itself into particles in order to spread. In any case, the viruses would have to be more difficult to detect than their hosts.

      Amoeba are not simple, either. They are single celled, but they can sense and react to their environment in amazingly complex ways - early life almost certainly could not. They are, in fact, among the most complicated single-celled lifeforms on this planet.

      Modern bacteria are turning out to have complex features, such as the ability to communicate with one another, which we had not suspected.

      Nevertheless, ancient bacteria, or proto-bacteria, very ancient life on earth; things similar to that might be found on Mars.

      Depending on how old you think such life or proto-life is (estimates vary from 2.5 to 5 billion years) it is conceivable that some sort of nasty event could have deposited some on another planet or vice versa - but I think this is highly unlikely, to say the least.

      So, what should we be looking for? Nucleic acids, particularly RNA.

      This is based on the RNA-world hypothesis. Basically, it says that before modern life evolved, which is characterised by the fundamental theorem of molecular biology:
      DNA makes RNA makes Protein

      There was life that used only RNA. In this life, or proto-life, RNA served as both the store of genetic information (we use DNA for this) and as the catalytic workhorse of life (we use Protein for this). RNA has unique chemistry which may make it the only chemical, in the universe, capable of originating life - RNA can catalyze it's own synthesis, so it can reproduce all by itself.

      So, this Martian life is probably descendended from RNA molecules, like we are, and probably still contains RNA, just like we do.

      On the other hand, this argument is premised on the concept that any life we find must have a chemical origin similar to our own. Unfortunately, I think this is probably the case (so no aliens made of Quartz, sorry,) but maybe not. If it ISN'T the case, we have NO IDEA what to look for, so back to square one.

      If RNA is the sole origin of life, then, basically, you need water to have life (RNA only has these desirable properties when dissolved in water.) This leads us back to the rather pedestrian xenobiology of trying to find evidence of liquid water in Mars' past.

      On a final note, I think Io is probably a better bet to find extra-terran life. There is definitely liquid water, and it is rich in complex organic molecules (including RNA, I believe) it has a temperature comparable to that of the early earth, and it has rich sources of the sulfur and nitrogen compounds that early life probably used as food.

      This raises a significant risk, however. There are living organisms on earth that could probably survive being transplanted to Io (the same is not true, by the way, of Mars.) So, we'd have to be extremely careful not to contaminate the place.

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    3. Re:It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by young-earth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What a nice fantasy:
      There was life that used only RNA. In this life, or proto-life, RNA served as both the store of genetic information (we use DNA for this) and as the catalytic workhorse of life (we use Protein for this). RNA has unique chemistry which may make it the only chemical, in the universe, capable of originating life - RNA can catalyze it's own synthesis, so it can reproduce all by itself.
      This is just plain hooey. The only way life could evolve would be once it achieved nearly perfect self reproduction. It can't get to perfect, or there are no mutations. It can't be too far short of it though, or you wind up with gelatinous goo instead of descendants that natural selection can act upon.

      Problem is the chicken and egg scenario. To get the base pairs in RNA, you need to have a collection of molecules (guanine, adenine, cytosine, and uracil) which cannot be synthesized in mono-enantiomers. Furthermore while HCN plus NH3 plus cyanogen and cyanacetylene can be used to generate those four bases, no mechanism for the synthesis of just ribose without enzymes has been shown. The synthetic processes to get ribose have very low yields - which means there are a lot of impurities, and they tend to be things that preferentially combine with the nucleic acids, therefore blocking ribose from getting together with the nucleic acids. And of course the ribose made this way is racemic, so we're back to the stereochemistry conundrum. This doesn't even cover the problems with phosphate interference and other issues, nor does it address the gibberish vs. meaning question.

      Bottom line here is that RNA as the mechanism of abiogenesis is just as corrupt as the Miller-Urey experiment that is touted so highly in introductory bio textbooks.
    4. Re:It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by Cally · · Score: 1

      Not sure how to put it politely, but, well, "bollocks!"

      > I think Io is probably a better bet to find extra-terran life. There
      > is definitely liquid water, and it is rich in complex organic
      > molecules (including RNA, I believe) it has a temperature comparable
      > to that of the early earth, and it has rich sources of the sulfur and
      > nitrogen compounds that early life probably used as food.
      >

      Io has hotter lava than any on earth. Tidal forces from Jupiter flex the crust up and down so violently that the bits of the surface that aren't active volcanos are covered in (very cold) sulphurous lava. The volcanos are so powerful that there's the Io torus - a donut-shaped ring around Jupiter, the shape of io's orbit, composed of solidified particles ejected from volcanos so fast they left Io's gravity.

      I think you might be getting confused with Europa, which does indeed have a lot of water ice with "salts" causing those bizarre colourations (yes I know the Galileo images are false colour...) but I have a sneaky suspicion that those salts are biogenic compounds from the sub-surface ocean, breaking through to the surface eitehr through tectonic activity or impacts. Mind you that's based on nothing but my own interested layperson's reading of the data and press releases...

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    5. Re:It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by Anik315 · · Score: 1

      Bottom line here is that RNA as the mechanism of abiogenesis is just as corrupt as the Miller-Urey experiment that is touted so highly in introductory bio textbooks.

      Look, you're not fooling anyone. There have always been, and there will always be people like you, who attempt to obfuscate their motives by stealing some jargon.

      There are problems with with the theories of evolutionary biochemistry. There will always be problems with the theories of evolutionary biochemisty. But you know what? That's science. Nothing has ever been presented by the 'divine biochemistry' camp that has ever been as scientifically fruitful. What has been done, as has been done for generations, is the abuse of scientific incompleteness for theological bantering. Take your silly notions of "conspiring athiests" somewhere else.

    6. Re:It's life, Jim, but not as we know it... by young-earth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      1. I said nothing about notions of conspiring atheists; you introduced that.
      2. I never introduced theology, you did. It's true evolution is a religion, but I did not introduce religion as a topic, that was your action.
      3. Can you defend Miller-Urey? It would be fascinating to see you try. Even Stanley Miller refused to do so when attending a presentation by Duane Gish some years ago.

  9. Amazing find... by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
    Amazing find: Traces of life all around the probe! Huzzah!

    Oh, what's that? The probe sanitizer was on leave before packaging and launch? Ah, well, maybe it'll grow up to be like it's parents...

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  10. why water? by SHEENmaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why do we assume that life on other worlds would have the same requirements as life on earth?

    We were either created for this world or evolved into what we are by it. Doesn't it make sense that life on other worlds would be fit for theirs in the same way?

    Why is water so damn important? Couldn't life be based upon a different liquid than water? A different solid than carbon?

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    1. Re:why water? by johnnick · · Score: 1

      There's always the Horta - the silicon-based life form that Spock mind-melded with.

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    2. Re:why water? by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Now, IANA Astronomer/physicist/biologist (I'm just an engineer), but here's my input.
      What you said is ENTIRELY true. We have no clue as to how other types of life can be formed. However, we DO know that water CAN cause life (worked for us, right?), so that's the 'first step' to finding life. Find stuff that formed like we did. Once we rule that out, we go into the void known as theoretical life, and try to piece something together.

      Its easier to prove something exists when you have a good understanding of it before looking at something that could be 'anything'.

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    3. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In some cases it 'could', but the combinations available through carbon and hydrogen far outstrip those available with silicon (for example).

    4. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water has unique properties which make it particularly suitable for promoting life. I'm not too sure, but from what I remember from school, the most important thing it does is keep temperatures stable by evaporating when hot, condensing when cool, etc...

      about the carbon though, some scientists have theorized that silicon could be a basis for life...

    5. Re:why water? by binaryDigit · · Score: 5, Funny

      Couldn't life be based upon a different liquid than water?

      beer

      A different solid than carbon?

      pizza

    6. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike any other liquid, H2O has the ability not to freeze at the surface. While the surface is frozen, the underneath is at 4 degreec Celcius. This is supposed to be important for some reason.

    7. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but how do we know that there are not any other liquids in the universe we haven't discovered yet, with the same of even better properties? You never know. Maybe next year time travel will be invented and we will be able to go to any place in time and go back and tell our ancestors that time travel was finally invented.

      You never know....

    8. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I believe that's what people who have no life are based upon. Close, though.

    9. Re:why water? by thadeusPawlickiROX · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why do we assume that life on other worlds would have the same requirements as life on earth?

      Definately a good point. Too often, scientists are so intent on studying planets like the earth, and ignore other possibilities. Not to say they are ignorant in doing so: if there is life on our planet, why not narrow down the search to planets like the earth, i.e. similar amount of water, carbon based life, similar atmosphere, similar pressure, etc.

      Also, it is possible for life to take different forms based on the environment. Here on earth, water is a liquid, neutral, and readily found. If a planet has a different amount of gravity and pressure, other substances may be found in liquid form, and could harbor life. And Carbon doesn't have to be the building blocks of life forms, it just so happens it has good properties for such on earth. Elsewhere in the universe, Carbon may not be as easily found in solid form...

      So... there are infinate possibilities to be honest. But there may be a greater chance to find life similar to what we find on earth if we search first through the earth-like planets.

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    10. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All this is off the top of my head, but my high school chem teacher said that life forms could only be based on carbon or silicon. If it were a silicon based lifeform, then oxygen and/or water would be poisonous to that life form.

    11. Re:why water? by TheSync · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To find life, we need to look for chemical imbalances that are not supported by known non-living forces. Life is very effective at changing the rates and directions of typical chemical reactions.

      For example, oxygen combines with a large number of elements to oxidize them (at a wide range of pressures and temperatures).

      When you have oxygen coming out of something when the chemistry says it should be going in, that is a hint of life. This could apply to a wide range of reversals of expected chemical reactions.

    12. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I can't answer the "why water" question but I do know that Carbon is the only reasonable element for basing any kind of sufficiently complex molecules needed by living organisms.

      Of all the hundreds of elements that exist in the universe, only the Carbon atom is capable of connecting to (up to four) other Carbon atoms and thus creating arbitraily large molecules. For example, a strand of DNA is single Carbon based molecule about 2 meters long. I like to think of Carbon molecules as the Lego of the universe. It's why the profession of chemistry has been divided into organic (the study of Carbon based molecules) and non-organic (the study of molecules containing every other element but no Carbon). For the record, the organic chemists have many, many times more molecules to play with than all of the molecules non-organic chemists have to play with.

    13. Re:why water? by axxackall · · Score: 1

      I agree, why water? But thinking further I believe that Uranus and Saturn has more chances of having life than Mars. Those giants has a lot of gas and lots of energy - that's exactly what's needed for life, for self-organizing evolving processes. The question is - can we recognize such life? I suspect we have a very narrow vision and we look only for life similar to us, based on DNA and all chemistry around it. Open your mind! How did you define "life"? And why? Are you sure there is no life in plasma clouds around the star? Even, are you sure our sky clouds are not alive here, on Earth?

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    14. Re:why water? by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      Um........oxidization is NOT life....it's a chemical reaction. No life involved. Also you CANNOT have a process (alive or not) that disreguards the laws of chemistry. There's a whole branch of chem (Organic Chemestry) that explains life, and it follows ALL the rules of chem, it just add a whole bunch of new ones on top of the basic ones. Yes looking for things that are "odd" can lead to finding life, but it's not proff of life, and if we find something that violates the laws of Chem that's not life, it's just time for new laws!

    15. Re:why water? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      Why is water so damn important? Couldn't life be based upon a different liquid than water? A different solid than carbon?

      What would you look for? How would you recognize it when you saw it?

      We have a good understanding of life that is based on water and carbon, and we have no idea what life without water and organic carbon would be like.

      There are thousands (hundreds of thousands?) of different chemical compounds on Mars, and you can't look at them all, so you look for the things you are most familiar with: organic compounds which contain hydrogen, oxygen and carbon, both of which can be detected from an earth-based spectrometer.

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    16. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you watch a little too much TV and a little too little of your chemistry books.

    17. Re:why water? by gregmac · · Score: 4, Funny
      Couldn't life be based upon a different liquid than water?

      beer

      A different solid than carbon?

      pizza

      Scientists discover new life form

      Based on a previously-unknown element, tentatively termed pizzate, the only other substance the collegen studentious needs to survive is based on a fermented grain.

      The collegen studentious primarily lives in small square rooms, but very ocasionally can be found in large rooms when chalkboards are present. Mostly nocturnal, at night they usually spend their time trying to breed, gathering socially with others wherever their fermented nourishment is dispensed.

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    18. Re:why water? by Thavius · · Score: 1

      I think you started the first quesiton out backwards. We assume that other planets with the same properties of earth will support life.
      Scientists are starting out the easy way: with what we know. We know that we exist because of carbon and water (and other things). So why not look for evidence of those two things elsewhere?

      I'm sure scientists have the question, "What else can support life" burning in the back of their minds, but it would be more productive to search for properties that we know support life.

    19. Re:why water? by abigor · · Score: 1

      You should probably quit smoking pot.

    20. Re:why water? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call that a life, though...

    21. Re:why water? by incom · · Score: 1

      You mean watery beer, and burnt pizza.

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      True genius is grasping a situation like a peice of fruit, and peircing it just right so that it drains dry.
    22. Re:why water? by barawn · · Score: 1

      And Carbon doesn't have to be the building blocks of life forms, it just so happens it has good properties for such on earth. Elsewhere in the universe, Carbon may not be as easily found in solid form...


      Care to propose another one? Life doesn't care whether or not carbon, phosphorus, nickel, or molybdenum is liquid, solid, or encased in a purple gel. It'll -make- it liquid, it just needs to have it, and of all of the elements on the periodic table, carbon is unique. You think it's a coincidence that life is almost entirely made out of C, H, N, and O, and that all of those elements are within the first and second row of the periodic table?

      The properties that carbon has aren't physical - they're chemical. It's simple physics. Nothing you can say or do will ever make any other atom like carbon, and even if some wacko silicon based life started forming in an area, carbon life would rapidly outstrip it, because it simply is better suited to the task. More combinations. Silicon life would never be complicated enough to beat out carbon-based, and you will -never- find a place in the universe that has silicon, but no carbon. Carbon's about the 3rd most abundant element in the universe (actually, CNO are roughly the same).

      Life didn't base itself on water and carbon on Earth because of dumb luck. It based itself on water and carbon because it's the best way to do it. The -only- other plausible life combination might be carbon and ammonia, but it may be that there's a gotcha somewhere in the chemistry there. (Lacking large amounts of oxygen is definitely a downer, chemistry wise - yes, I know it's caustic and abrasive, but that's what you want in a life-based chemistry - something that generates a ton of reactions).

    23. Re:why water? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Because there aren't any simple atoms that we haven't discovered yet. We know them all. Water takes two hydrogen atoms, and one oxygen atom. A liquid that we haven't discovered yet would be very complicated, and thus, not likely to form.

      We might not 'know' that water+carbon is the only way to go, but being 'pretty incredibly damned sure' is good enough, sometimes.

    24. Re:why water? by Finuvir · · Score: 1
      Of all the hundreds of elements that exist in the universe, only the Carbon atom is capable of connecting to (up to four) other Carbon atoms and thus creating arbitraily large molecules.

      Isn't silicon chemically almost identical to carbon? Silicon is also the fourth/fifth most abundant element around (hence the rocky planets), so why don't we see any silicon based organic compounds?

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    25. Re:why water? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Of all the hundreds of elements that exist in the universe, only the Carbon atom is capable of connecting to (up to four) other Carbon atoms and thus creating arbitraily large molecules.

      Close to true...but not absolutely. In principle, it is possible to construct analogues of most organic compounds using a silicon backbone, rather than carbon. Silicon atoms also can form four covalent bonds to adjacent atoms. I've already noted in another post that they would perform poorly in most environments, however--such compounds tend to decompose readily in the presence of even trace amounts of water.

      For example, a strand of DNA is single Carbon based molecule about 2 meters long.

      I hate to nitpick (well no, not really...I live for it) but the backbone of one strand of DNA isn't pure carbon. It contains phosphorus and oxygen as well. IIRC, the chain goes -O-P-O-C-C-C- and repeats (Phosphate, 5', 4', 3' carbons of deoxyribose ring, then back to phosphate again). To attach things to the chain, you only need to have species that will let you form a third bond to it. In DNA, those things are attached to the ribose, but it doesn't have to be that way.

      To be fair, your heart is in the right place--it's realitively easy to prepare synthetic polymers hundreds of thousands or millions of carbon atoms long, with pure carbon backbones.

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      ~Idarubicin
    26. Re:why water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he's referring to something akin to photosynthesis. The production of raw oxygen in a place where there's no real reason for it to happen might be a sign that some organism is using a photosythesis (or similar) process for producing it.

      The point is, there are some chemical reactions that don't happen outside of a biological organism, and that looking for the products of these reactions would be a valid way to search for possible life.

    27. Re:why water? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      If I were to try to create life without water I'd probably try liquid CO2 first, but that doesn't exist on mars, not enough atmosphereic preasure there, but it might work on jupiter or saturn.

      What I find curius about the NASA data is that they should have found organic chemicals on mars, space has a lot of organics floating around in places like commet tails and not finding them is kinda like not finding smog in LA or mexico city. we've found things like right-handed amino acids on earth, which came from space so why is mars so special that it doesn't have them?

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    28. Re:why water? by young-earth · · Score: 1

      "hundreds of elements" -- well not really. There are nowhere near 200 elements, which would be the minimum for a plural amount of hundreds of elements. You also err in saying that inorganic chemists don't touch anything with C in it. Diamond is a mineral studied far more by inorganic chemists than by organic chemists, who consider it merely a crystalline oddity. Silicon can hybridize to form large molecules and polymerize as carbon does; it's just not as stable in its four-bonds configuration (it has d orbitals that provide flexibility in the hybridization that the sp3 hybridized carbon does not).

    29. Re:why water? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      spend their time trying to breed

      "trying to", nice /. nestalgic touch :-)

    30. Re:why water? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      For the record, the organic chemists have many, many times more molecules to play with than all of the molecules non-organic chemists have to play with.

      Yes, but us non-org's have Uranium, muaaa ha ha haaa ha!

    31. Re:why water? by taphu · · Score: 1

      Why do we assume that life on other worlds would have the same requirements as life on earth?

      We don't. The fact that we look for life similar to our own is simply because that is the only type of life we know HOW to look for specifically. For any other type of life will we simply have to get lucky and find something that somebody realizes is life. This should not be taken to indicate that we have an ego-centric view of life, it is simply the best we can do. I assure you that the vast majority of people actively leading or participating in the search for et life realize this.

    32. Re:why water? by axxackall · · Score: 1

      Why do you thing that life must have molecular basis? How about electromagnetic and/or plasmoid fields, which can also have self-organized self-replicated competing-for-sources structures? I was reading (in paper, cannot find online) papers showing (and proving mathematically) that if you go in yur math description of neural nets from descrete equations to integral equations then you'll describe such fields, which are consistent from physical point as well. The paper has been presented on few neural-net simposiums and no one found any inconsistency in it. Well, no one found any practical worthness of it either, but that's not a point. The point is: molecules (even based on non-carbon chemistry) are not the only way to build the life form. The question is: are you ready to recognise such alt form?

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    33. Re:why water? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Molecules aren't fragile - electromagnetic fields are (comparatively). The problem isn't existence - it's formation. Same reason that silicon life, even simple, would never exist: carbon life would always beat it out, because any place you find silicon, you find carbon (carbon is made in an earlier point of stellar nucleosynthesis, and it's thousands of times more abundant than silicon).

      Electromagnetic fields aren't long lived like molecules are - if you form a bit of amino acid, it isn't going to go away easily. The environment that allowed it to form has to be relatively 'benign' to it (since it allowed it to form) and thus it should survive long enough to encounter other amino acids, etc.

      I'm not saying it's not possible. It's just not likely. And in the space of the universe, it probably does exist. But chemical based life is much easier - it's more stable - and therefore much more likely, and easier to find.

      We'll look for the evil energy creatures later.

    34. Re:why water? by barawn · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. The most abundant elements in the Universe are H, He, C, N, and O, and then "everything else". H (and deuterons) is what everything started out as. He is the end product of the pp chain, along with trace amounts of lithium that are so trace they don't matter. After that, the next chain is the triple-alpha process (3 He -> C,N,O) which is why C, N, O are all around.

      We have rocky planets because this close to the Sun, H, He, C, N, and O are all gaseous/liquid (well, most of their compounds are). Besides, that's what you want. Solids can't move around very well, so they can't form new compounds easily.

      In addition, silicon isn't chemically identical to carbon. It's too much of a metal - the electrons in its valence shell are too weakly bound, so it tends to ionize pretty easily. Silicon CAN form long chains, but the Si-Si bond is much weaker than the C-C bond, meaning that these long chains are much more fragile than carbon chains, which produce things like diamond and carbon nanotubes.

  11. Re:Anyone notice no more Cowboy Neal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps it was your mom.

  12. Life. Probably not by stanmann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or at least not as we know it. Here on earth, life is so all encompassing that there isn't a place we have gone that we haven't found evidence of life. It doesn't matter whether you go to the deepest ocean, or the hottest volcano, there are either living things, or obviously formerly living things. So either life on mars has not reached any sort of detectable level, or died out long ago.

    OTOH, personally I believe that life was created on earth and not elsewhere, but I believe that it is our responsibility to explore to build and to discover.

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  13. This is good and all, but by 1337_h4x0r · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What difference does it make if there's some bacteria or whatever on Mars? How does this affect life on Earth? I'm all for space exploration and pure science.. but I'd spend my dollars on getting humans to Mars rather than finding out whether there are bacteria there.

    1. Re:This is good and all, but by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      It matters if we decide to go there. If that bacteria turns out to be deadly to earth-based life (highly unlikely, but you never know) we'd best know before we get there. It also matters if it evolved completely independant of life on earth as it will give us clues to teh variety that life can assume. In all of our studies we have investigated life that is all from the same place, from the very same final ancestor, from the same stock. This limits our understanding of life to just what works here on earth.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    2. Re:This is good and all, but by The_K4 · · Score: 1

      It would also open a whole host of ethical concerns.....if there IS life there, can we halt it's evolution so we can live there? Do we try and preserve it? What if it's so different from us that we can learn more about biology from it? Sometimes the importance of a discovery/invention isn't known till it's been made and all the interesting uses start to pop out. :)

    3. Re:This is good and all, but by jamesc · · Score: 1
      What difference does it make if there's some bacteria or whatever on Mars? How does this affect life on Earth? I'm all for space exploration and pure science.. but I'd spend my dollars on getting humans to Mars rather than finding out whether there are bacteria there.

      {voice="early Woody Allen"} Sure. Go ahead. Then you get to Mars and the space germs eat your brain. And they would, too. They love brains in a light basil sause with a dry Italian wine.

      Space germs always give me existentialist nightmares. Is a God that would make gourmet brain-eating germs worthy of our respect? Would it be better if they only drank cheap beer and never used napkins? What is the meaning of life anyway? ... If only God would give me a clear sign! ... Like a large deposit in a numbered Swiss bank account.
      {/voice}

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    4. Re:This is good and all, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're on the first ship there, and that you get eaten alive by Martian flesh-eating bacteria.

  14. Airborne by SUB7IME · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If life had existed in the presumable oceans on Mars back in the day, then it is possible that there is life in the water vapor in the atmosphere (just as there is life in our atmosphere). Of course, I'm not sure that there is much (any?) water in the atmosphere on Mars. Furthermore, Mars didn't overheat, and there is not as much water in the polar ice caps as we had expected. To me this indicated that most of the water must have gone down below the surface; it could have easily brought microbial life down with it, as Earth has much microbial life beneath the earth.

    1. Re:Airborne by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that there is much (any?) water in the atmosphere on Mars

      There isn't for any significant amount of time, no. Seconds, minutes maybe, it would freeze once it got a little bit off the ground (huge temperature difference over the space of just a few feet vertically).

    2. Re:Airborne by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there is water, because the atmopheric preasure of mars is about what you would expect from ice sublimating at the martian temperatures. there is very little however, what probably happened is the water vapor in the martian atmophere was broken down by solar UV into hydrogen and oxygen. The hydrogen easily escaped mars's weaker gravity, and the oxygen either escaped also or reatcted with the rock's.

      On earth we're lucky because vulcanoes replenish our atmophere with gasses from the planets core.

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  15. NASA's tests... by jd · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...were known to be flawed, before the rockets were ever launched. Many of the tests that would have been conclusive (such as those produced by Dr Carl Sagan) were abandoned, due to budget constraints, political concerns (finding life would have made it much harder for Congress to keep slashing NASA's budget) and the greater need to impress the mass media than the scientific community.

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  16. Testing the Face by johnnick · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm really hoping that they land near that "face" on Mars that the Weekly World News always shows. ;-)

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    "The plural of anecdote is not data."
  17. reminds me of an old letter... by kisrael · · Score: 2, Informative

    First off, I had heard about some of the semi-positive results of some of the Nasa experiments that were ignored, don't have a reference.

    But I remember a letter sent my some professional gadfly comic...I want to say Joe Bob Briggs but I don't think that's it...who wrote to NASA saying something along the lines of "So you burnt up this soil sample to check for signs of life on Mars? That could only prove that there WAS life on Mars...you just killed it!"

    (Sorry for the lack of references, the book I got that from is at home)

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    1. Re:reminds me of an old letter... by jd · · Score: 1
      You'll find some information on the positive-ish results from the National Geographic that had the Viking probe photos on the front cover.

      The results were considered anomolies resulting from chemical reactions within the clay, as best as I recall. (If someone has that issue to hand, please follow-up with the actual info)

      IMHO, I'm more than a little concerned that, when they found data that did not agree with the "no life" hypothesis, it got classed as an anomoly. Unless there was considerably more data, which definitely validated that conclusion, I would have said that it left the question open, and that follow-up studies would have been essential.

      When I posted before that I thought politics had played a part, this is some of what I was referring to. I am not at all convinced that there wasn't a preference for "no life" being found.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  18. In a fascinating new development... by Lazarus_Bitmap · · Score: 5, Funny
    The researchers discovered Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and a huge cache of Iraqi WMD hiding in a crater that bore a curious resemblance to the face of Jenna Bush.

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    1. Re:In a fascinating new development... by hplasm · · Score: 1
      Feas discovered on Pluto

      ...reports from a Disney correspondent...

      (o go on, mod me down...heh heh.)

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    2. Re:In a fascinating new development... by hplasm · · Score: 1
      FLEAS Dammit!!

      i feel such a fool now...

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  19. Life on Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life on Mars

  20. Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off, the article is worth the read. They are going to do a pile of cool things, and with the PAW robotic arm, they'll be very adaptive based on what they discover. Tres' cool.

    But I must object to the following:

    Clearly, if the British lander does find life on Mars, a scientific symposium will have to be convened to sort out who may have discovered it first: NASA or ESA.

    Must we? Could we for once view science as the continuous stretch of micro-advances that it really is? Whether it's flight, or the TV, or beer the credit for doing it "first" seems to overwelm the real credit that I will lavish on the Brits at the end of the mission, and that is: the credit for doing it well.

    1. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by HydeMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This isn't how science works. Its sort of like the free market, but instead of money being the reward, its recognition. Without it, there would be little motive for PhD's to study anything.

    2. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They might need to say who found it first so, like gene sequences, they can patent it. You have to assume anything they find and decode will be patented by someone. This may not have been an issue back in the Viking days but nowadays it's pretty much open season.

    3. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by Cyno · · Score: 1

      But somebody has to get the movie rights and penny royalties.

      Its all about money.

    4. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by flynt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could we for once view science as the continuous stretch of micro-advances that it really is?

      I thought Kuhn put that silly idea to rest awhile ago?

    5. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some of the life patent cases are getting a bit strange.

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    6. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by praksys · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kuhn actually said that most scientists, most of the time, are engaged in what he dismissively refered to as "puzzle solving". So even according to Kuhn, most science involves gradual progress in solving relatively small problems. Every now and again this gradual progress is punctuated by revolutionary "paradigm shifts". Kuhn was much more interested in, and wrote much more about, these revolutionary jumps. Unfortunately this has led many of his readers to mistakenly conclude that science is all about such jumps, when in fact (as Kuhn himself correctly observed) they are the exception rather than the norm.

      Critics of Kuhn have also pointed out that if he had paid more attention to the 99% of science that he called "puzzle-solving" then he might have seen that the episodes of "revolution" involved more continuity with prior scientific thinking than he realized.

    7. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that question can be put to completely to rest. I would argue that science, in total, is not at either extreme. But in the case of space exploration it's seems clearly incremental.

      If some "space agency" invents a StarTrek like transporter and beams a chunk of Mars back to Earth, they can have the "First" title. But all the early space "Firsts" were a matter of strapping humans to the tips of bigger and badder rockets. I hate to simplify like that since a great deal of that silly incremental science went into them, but that is what they were.

      Now the EAS people are going to gather more cool data with a probe that is a small fraction of the weight and cost of the one that went up twenty some years back. It doesn't have anti-matter drive, polaric shielding, or subspace communication. They're strapping a robot arm with cameras to a big bad rocket and pointing it at Mars. But the fact that I can show similarities in a chain of space missions back to the aerodynamics of the first hunting-spears shouldn't detract from the great work afoot. There are piles of little advancements and volumes of great data to be sent back, so I really can't see why they shouldn't get full credit for doing something better than it's ever been done before, even if, by commonly used abstractions, it isn't technically a first.

      Neither Linux nor Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream are inarguable "Firsts" but I thank Ben, Jerry and Linus for doing them so well.

    8. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by xaaronx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe scientific curiosity, the thing that gets most of us into it in the first place?

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      It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. - Robert Anson Heinlein
    9. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      By "us" I am not saying that I hold a doctorate. Yet.

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      It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. - Robert Anson Heinlein
    10. Re:Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"? by HydeMan · · Score: 1

      I have doubts about that reasoning. Yes, some people will tinker with science for the noble reason you stated, but history shows us that recognition, ownership, and wealth are what drive the majority of innovation and discovery.

  21. Re:Oh Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah!
    if there's anything more important than my ego, i want it found and shot! now!

    -r

  22. Re:Oh Brother by SUB7IME · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Honestly, NASA will probably never learn that - it's impossible to learn such a negative. For instance, it's impossible to 'learn' that there is no God - you cannot scientifically disprove God's existence.

    On that same token, it's impossible for NASA to 'learn' that there is no life outside of Earth until it has visited all of the other planets throughout the Universe.

    So, no, NASA will never learn that there is no life outside our planet - but in their quest, they will probably learn many other things (perhaps even useful ones).

  23. Fueled by doubts = $$$ Project Funding $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice way to justify a multi-million dollar project. But I think a conspiracy angle would have been more effective. Maybe how the government is covering up a bunch of photos taken of a martian Marti-Gras party. Of course, part of the mission prep would be to test how much martians can drink before they get drunk! Where can I get a test subject?

  24. Oh yea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bet you'll have a tough time determining if it is life or not when a Martian comes and blasts your ass with his ray gun. I'm sure that categorizing the little green man will be a real dilema for you.

  25. Re:Oh Brother by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Umm, I believe we have already proven that life exists in the void of space. IIRC, wasn't MIR 'infected' (yes, it was a bad case, from what I heard) with a type of mold that wasn't terrestrial to our planet?

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  26. Re:Oh Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're probably referring to one of the "bugs" that made MS push out NT4 sp6 ;)

    -r

  27. ooops.... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

    That is, the Brits and everyone else in the European Space Agency.

  28. Re:Oh Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    hahahahahahaha oh man hahahahaha you made an anti-M$ joke on slashdot! hahahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahah fuck you're my hero hahahahahahaha

  29. Re:Oh Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mold? Yes. Alien mold? No.

  30. Asked and Answered by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do we always have to scream "FIRST!"?

    Only if it's followed by "POST!"

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  31. Why not? by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    WHY NOT?!!!!

    Because it would shake our religious and moral philosphies to their very core! Because, everything we believe in would be proven wrong!! What's wrong with you? Lord, man, I'm shaking just thinking about it.

    Oh, I thought you said wifes in bars.
    never mind

    1. Re:Why not? by doublem · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself.

      Speak for yourself buddy, but I don't remember there being anything in the Bible that says God DIDN'T put life on the other planets.

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    2. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a tard.

    3. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Einstein, try actually reading the post.

    4. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know your joking but that that reminds me of the people who say that seriously... Where in the bible does it say "And god created Humans on Earth and didn't create any other planets with life because he's weird that way, so there!"

      It doesn't. Finding aliens would mean jack shit for religion, just means god is even cooler because he created a race of smarter people with big heads, hell yeah!

    5. Re:Why not? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      If you follow the judeo-christian beliefs more strictly, you'd expect the heavens to be populated by the One God, his angelic choir, and the souls of the ascended. Not space herpes or Klingons or little green men.

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    6. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although God clearly says that your Wife should not go into a Bar, lest she be a harlot and a whore.

    7. Re:Why not? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Not exactly.

      Christian beliefs indicate that the Jesus in the Bible had to be a human sacrifice to atone for the wrongdoings of mankind. For this whole atonement thing to work, it was important that this act be performed not just by god, but by some sort of "merger" between god and man. Therefore, it was paramount that this Jesus would actually be born as a human, live as a human, and die as one. By this philosophy, the same Jesus could not have died for the sins of other, alien spieces that may exist. Of course, the escape for the fanatically religious zealots is to simply assume that god sent a mediator to each planet, just as he sent one here.

      Make no mistake, discovery of intelligent alien life would shake the churches views almost to their very core, like no other scientific discovery in history.

    8. Re:Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any so-called "discovery" of alien life could easily be proven to be an athiest conspiracy/hoax designed to take away the Christian nature of America in order to bring about its downfall. Of course, the liberal controlled mass media would quickly act to cover up the clear evidence of this conspiracy like they did with the people who proved that the Nazi holocaust never happened.

    9. Re:Why not? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      Make no mistake, discovery of intelligent alien life would shake the churches views almost to their very core, like no other scientific discovery in history.

      I don't know about that. I'm a Christian, and it isn't shaking me to the core. I'm just not uptight about shit like that. Of course, most Christians are uptight and would scold me for my use of the word shit, so perhaps I'm not representative. But I'd like to think that the church would shrug and continue onward.

      (In fact, there is some precedent for this -- about 2 years ago there was a dust-up about life on another planet, and CNN got some religious leaders to talk about it -- and mostly, they just said "wonders of God, cool if it's true" and left it at that. So I suspect that the church will not do a lot of soul-searching over this, even if it's internally inconsistent.)

      (Oh, and more to the immediate future: whatever life we do find on Mars or Io, and I believe we will find life, it isn't going to be a bunch of big-brained bipeds. Christ died not for the sins of fish, and the church doesn't get all freaked about because fish exist. So if Christ didn't die for the sins of micro-life-form-number-62447, well, the church ain't gonna care. The big questions come only when aliens land on Earth and engage us in dialogue. Probably a ways off.)

    10. Re:Why not? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      I don't know about that. I'm a Christian, and it isn't shaking me to the core

      I said "churches", not "christians". People are individuals, churches are collectives. Not everyone in a church may agree on every point, but there does tend to be a consensus about what is accepted and what is not, regardless of what one particular individual within the church may feel.

    11. Re:Why not? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      I said "churches", not "christians".

      That's fine. My point stands, and I refer you back to my comments about all the religious leaders that spent a day or two on CNN during the last "maybe there is life outside of Earth" brouhaha. "Churches" will not do much soul-searching over this. Their concensus will be a collective "big whoop."

      Am I wrong about this? It's certainly possible. But if I'm betting, I'm certainly not putting my cash on your opinion. The "church" has survived the surprise that the world is not flat, it has survived the realization that the Sun does not revolve around the Earth, and it will survive this without much fanfare.

      My local church here in Silicon Valley is attended by military people from Moffet base, scientists from NASA, and a fair sampling of high-tech employees from local companies. We recently had a Q & A Sunday, where we spent the sermon time talking with rocket scientists. The question of ET inevitably arose, and most of them agreed that life on some other planet is pretty much guaranteed, even if that life is incredibly simple. Nobody ran for the doors, no one threw up their arms and shouted "I must rethink my faith!"

    12. Re:Why not? by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Wait until the alien missionaries arrive, with their own ideas about religion... :->

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    13. Re:Why not? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I was not saying the church would not survive, only that it would cause a worldwide stir in their viewpoint. The reason why I propose that discovery of alien life would be more significant than, for example, the discovery that the earth wasn't the center of the universe is about the same as the reason that the discovery that the earth isn't the center of the universe is more significant than the fact that the earth isn't flat. Revelations like this have a way of putting us off to the side of the stage, as it were... substantially lowering mankind's own sense of self-importance, and just as when Galileo first showed irrefutable proof of the existence Jupiter's moons, definitive proof of alien life would be at least equally likely to cause quite the stir. In light of how the church has reacted to such things in the past, I do not think that our species has matured so much that our reaction to such a revelation today would be any less (probably more, since the discovery is of deeper socialogical significance).

  32. I don't care what they find... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    just as long as they find something. I would dearly love the idea that there's something else out there and that we're not it, because if we were it that would truly suck.

  33. What about the last visit to Mars? by Gefiltefish11 · · Score: 1


    Didn't Val Kilmer et al. visit Mars just a few years ago? As I recall, they found that Mars has a breathable atmosphere and little bug thingies living there. Why don't we explore other uncharted areas, like the Gamma quadrant?

  34. Solar winds... by kaamos · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... having recently been pushed into electricity and magnetism, the day we hear of a living organism on mars, I want to shake whatever member comes out of his torso and ask him how he feels being bombarded by the nasty solar winds

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  35. Highly Unlikely by vandan · · Score: 5, Informative

    I read a book by Stuart Kauffman (hope I spelt that right). He said he was asked by NASA to help design probes to send to Mars to look for life. He told them not to bother, and his reasoning was:

    All life takes in energy and matter from the environment, extracts energy, and produces waste. This process causes chemical imbalences in the atmosphere. Therefore to test for the presence of life, you only need to determine whether the atmosphere is in chemical equilibrium. Mars' atmosphere is, and has been for many millions of years.

    Apparently this line of reasoning upset NASA, because they wanted to go to Mars, so they made their probes without his help, and when they arrived on Mars, found no traces of current life.

    If they send more probes, they could very well find evidence of past life, but there is nothing going on there at the moment.

    However I remember reading a story a while ago on Slashdot about how the atmosphere of Venus is operating far from chemical equilibrium, and that there may be some primitive life in the 400 degree acid in the atmosphere. Maybe someone should pay more attention to Venus...

    1. Re:Highly Unlikely by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      This good line of argument sounds familiar, but are you sure it wasn't Dr James Lovelock who said that Mars is barren.

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      StrawberryFrog

    2. Re:Highly Unlikely by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      The problem with Venus is the 400 degree acid in the atmosphere. Making very light (for space travel), corrosion resistant, temperature resistant analytical equipment is difficult to say the least. I know, it's hard enough without the heat and weight specifications, I design earth-bound analytical equipment...

      And don't forget that you need to worry about the cold/heat cycles as you're traveling. And temperature cycling is a great way to make cracks... and cracks form a very nice place for corrosion to start. Plus heat doesn't go well with electrical equipment.

      Not trying to say that it can't be done, just what the basic list of problems is.

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    3. Re:Highly Unlikely by vandan · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure, yes. I'm aware that James Lovelock would also agree with this argument.
      Unfortunately I lent the book in question (Stuart Kauffman's) to a friend so I can't verify if it was him or not, but yeah I'm pretty sure.

    4. Re:Highly Unlikely by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I read a book by Stuart Kauffman...

      See also John Lovelock; he was an atmospheric chemist who may have been the original proponent of the atmospheric disequilibrium test for life.

      Although it's a good test, and I think it's an excellent one to use when we search for life on extrasolar worlds, it falls down in at least a few cases I can think of off the top of my head.

      First, if there isn't very much life on Mars. It's dying out, or it only ever existed in small niches, etc. You won't be dumping enough of the waste products of life into the atmosphere to detect.

      Mars is a smaller, cooler world--perhaps the metabolism of life there is quite a bit slower. When it was warmer, maybe the Martian seas teemed with life and the atmosphere was loaded with oxygen. Now, natural selection has left behind only species which carefully hoard their resources. Perhaps there's a new generation of martian bacteria once every thousand years. Again, the rate of production of waste products is low, so the atmosphere's composition remains close to what one would expect for a 'dead' world.

      Who says that any of the chemical species consumed or excreted have to be substances that affect the composition of the atmosphere (directly or indirectly). Perhaps there are bacteria that feed on deeply buried sulfides in the martian crust, never exchanging any material with the atmosphere at all.

      That said, Mars very probably is a dead world. But if it's not, I'd hate to miss it. There have been more than a few phenomena brought to the attention of science in the last few centuries that have been obviously impossible...to any reasonable scientist.

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      ~Idarubicin
    5. Re:Highly Unlikely by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

      Definitely, I've always been very interested in Venus, and irrationally convinced we'll find life there someday (a gut feeling I guess) - Titan, Europa and Ganymede would be nice to have more data on too, although there's already a probe on it's way to Titan, and we've got that funky "Jupiter tour" thing coming up (the probe that's going to be able to travel from moon-moon), has that left yet?

      But yeah, I'd love to see more of Venus, there are some great (Radio - too cloudy for vis) pics of the surface at the photojournal section of nasa.gov but not nearly enough to satisfy me :D

    6. Re:Highly Unlikely by Pooua · · Score: 1
      to test for the presence of life, you only need to determine whether the atmosphere is in chemical equilibrium. Mars' atmosphere is, and has been for many millions of years.

      Interesting line of reasoning. I hadn't heard of it before. However, I have my own reason not to put any hope in the search for extraterrestrial life, namely, there is no known mechanism by which life can naturally form without the involvement of other life. IOW, not only has no one ever seen abiogenesis work, no one even has a workable theory of how abiogenesis could work. Every theory of abiogenesis breaks down in any realistic condition.

      I hope NASA spends a lot of time and money looking for life on Mars, because it will be just one more nail in the coffin of the idea that where there is water, energy and organics, there would be life. How many negative results NASA will have to get before they realize that their core asumption is wrong, I don't know.

      Life on Earth is unique. It took more than just water, organics and energy for life to appear on Earth, or anywhere else.

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    7. Re:Highly Unlikely by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      Ummmm, there's life on Earth. Unless you're hypothesizing that it was planted here from somewhere else, abiogenesis happened here. While Earth may be unique we have no reason to think it either is or is not. Life happened here by some mechanism and I'm not sure why you think that mechanism can't perform anywhere else. Unless of course you can tell me what that mechanism is and why it's impossible elsewhere.

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      It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. - Robert Anson Heinlein
    8. Re:Highly Unlikely by Pooua · · Score: 1
      Ummmm, there's life on Earth. Unless you're hypothesizing that it was planted here from somewhere else, abiogenesis happened here.

      First point: You don't know specifically how life came to be on a lifeless planet. All you know is after-the-fact.

      While Earth may be unique we have no reason to think it either is or is not.

      I suppose that could be a second point: we don't know whether Earth is or not (though I would be willing to assume that Earth is not physically unique or irreproducible).

      Life happened here by some mechanism and I'm not sure why you think that mechanism can't perform anywhere else. Unless of course you can tell me what that mechanism is and why it's impossible elsewhere.

      One of my demands is that I have a reason to believe in the positive statement. That is, if you say life could be on Mars, you would have to tell me of a mechanism that we know would put life on Mars. It is not enough for me that you would say, "There is life on Earth, so there could be life on Mars." While I would admit that for some sufficiently-low value of probability, there could be life on Mars, I am actually looking for a reason to believe there could be life on Mars, not just an extrapolation. Such extrapolation usually results in fanciful thinking, not reasonable expectation.

      If you want to go the any-probability route, I could just as well postulate that quantum tunneling put life on Mars--how can you say it didn't? Highly unlikely, you say? So, what?! You can't say that abiogenesis on Mars is more or less likely than quantum tunneling to Mars, because no one knows how abiogenesis would work, anywhere, or even if it would work.

      The fact that there is life on Earth says nothing about the rest of the Universe.

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      Taking stuff apart since 1969 (TM)
  36. Re:Life. Probably not by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    personally I believe that life was created on earth and not elsewhere

    What would lead you to that belief? All life needs to exist is the right materials, many of them quite plentiful in the universe; the right conditions, which Mars might not have had, but which many other places in the universe probably did; and enough time to get things done, again, Mars might not have provided.

    As it is we have only looked at nine planets out of the possible trillions in the universe. How can we say that life has only existed here? Sure, we can not say for certain that life has or does exist elsewhere, but that's more a lack of evidence than proof.

    And just looking at the pervasive nature of life, the fact that it will live anywhere it can makes me believe that it exists elsewhere if conditions allow.

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  37. Why water is nifty by pclminion · · Score: 5, Informative
    Why is water so damn important? Couldn't life be based upon a different liquid than water? A different solid than carbon?

    • Water is highly polar, and therefore has the ability to dissolve ions. Without ions, complex chemistry could not take place.
    • Water is liquid at a "reasonable" temperature, meaning water in liquid form is not hot enough to destroy most complex molecules.
    • The density of ice is slightly less than that of water, so ice floats on top of water. This is vital, because it allows bodies of water to form a frozen cover which protects against further freezing. This is not common among substances.
    • Water blocks ultraviolet light, which would otherwise destroy fragile molecules and organisms.
    • Water has a very high specific heat, making it ideal for carrying out chemical reactions -- exothermic reactions can dump their heat into the water, and endothermic reactions can draw their heat from the water. This allows energetic reactions to occur without raising the temperature too high.
    Basically, water is a very unusual substance with many favorable properties, and it's likely that life will take advantage of water, if it is present.

    That's not to say that life cannot exist without water, but it certainly makes life much more plausible.

    As for non-carbon-based lifeforms, people have been pondering that for decades. Carbon is interesting because it can bond with itself pretty much ad infinitum, forming complicated structures. It also combines readily with oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, sulfur, the halogens, and a host of other elements. Complex life based on some non-carbon element would have to have the ability to form long chains of atoms, branching structures, and structured which curl up into specific shapes (i.e. proteins and enzymes). A carbon-silicon combo might work.

    1. Re:Why water is nifty by barawn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's not to say that life cannot exist without water, but it certainly makes life much more plausible.

      You're not giving water enough credit. Basically, the important thing is to qualify what is life: life is the creation of complex systems that can adapt and increase in complexity over time. That's a decent definition of life - it excludes fire, for one, which is always a difficult one. In order to satisfy that definition, you need a framework which allows you tons of complexity, which is what water gives you. Gotta love water.

      Water is the simplest dipole that can form. You can't make a dipole out of HX, and if you want H2X, water's the easiest choice. Is it really any amazing wonder that nature, needing a dipole (which allows for complex arrangements), chose the simplest one? Hmm. Bout as surprising that the elements used in life happen to be the most common in the universe (barring helium).

      -Maybe- ammonia. Maybe.

      Life -needs- a dipole. Life also needs a 'backbone' - a framework. Carbon's your only choice for that.

      A carbon-silicon combo might work.

      Why in the world would life EVER use silicon, when carbon is so much more abundant than it, and will be no matter where you go in the universe, and carbon doesn't need silicon? All it does is weaken the structure.

      Carbon's a given - it's the only one that'd work.

    2. Re:Why water is nifty by eggstasy · · Score: 1

      A stronger skeleton perhaps? Some microscopic algae apparently use silicon as a skeleton of sorts... diatomaceae? I learned that in high school which, of course, was a long long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

    3. Re:Why water is nifty by Finuvir · · Score: 1
      As for non-carbon-based lifeforms, people have been pondering that for decades. Carbon is interesting because it can bond with itself pretty much ad infinitum, forming complicated structures. It also combines readily with oxygen, nitrogen, hydrogen, sulfur, the halogens, and a host of other elements.

      Not forgetting that Carbon is one of the most common elements in the universe, being a product of the He-He fusion which takes place in all sufficiently old stars (old enough for them to have created enough Helium)

      Water is also composed of very common elements (in universal terms), hydrogen being by far the most abundant material in existence, oxygen third (after helium).

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    4. Re:Why water is nifty by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      A carbon-silicon combo might work.

      The parent post is very thorough, and very good guide to why we think water is important. A note regarding silicon compounds--molecules that contain silicon atoms in long chains (as carbon does in almost any biomolecule you could think of) can exist, and can be synthesized quite readily in the lab. Unfortunately, these long silicon chains tend to be very sensitive to water. They decompose--sometimes violently--when exposed to liquid water or its vapour. Even the trace amounts of water in the Martian atmosphere would probably be too much for silicon-based life to handle.

      Which is not to say silicon-based life is impossible--just that much more unlikely. As the parent notes, perhaps a combination of carbon and silicon would work, but that seems to be a lot of trouble. To be fair, life does have a way of surprising us, even on Earth.

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      ~Idarubicin
    5. Re:Why water is nifty by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You're not giving water enough credit. Basically, the important thing is to qualify what is life: life is the creation of complex systems that can adapt and increase in complexity over time...In order to satisfy that definition, you need a framework which allows you tons of complexity, which is what water gives you. Gotta love water.

      Eh? You're giving water too much credit, now. The stuff on which all our beloved complex molecules depend is carbon--water is just a useful solvent. In and of itself, water creates structures like ice crystals or cages (e.g. clathrates). Interesting for a number of reasons, sometimes very pretty, but not particularly 'complex' in the sense that you mean. For us, water is a very nice solvent because it is polar (you can dissolve ions in it) and amphoteric (it can act as a proton donor or acceptor depending on ambient conditions). Liquid ammonia (NH_3) would do almost as well, in principle.

      Water is the simplest dipole that can form. You can't make a dipole out of HX, and if you want H2X, water's the easiest choice.

      I'm not quite sure what you're getting at here. HX--where X is anything but hydrogen--is always a dipole.

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      ~Idarubicin
    6. Re:Why water is nifty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that water makes up over 95% by weight of semen. Pretty necessary for life, ya know.

    7. Re:Why water is nifty by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Water is the simplest dipole that can form.
      how about CO2? sure you need more presure than with water, and as a solid it's denser than it's liqud form; but it's an excelent solvent and its polar. It fact it's being used as a cleaning solvent right now, I've seen sites promotting it as a replacement for traditional solvent in dry-cleaning clothes.

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    8. Re:Why water is nifty by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I work with a silicone material called molloplast b as a dental technician, i used to place a resilient liner in acrylic dentures. The hardest part about useing the silicone is that the time/temperatures required to cure the material are high. I doesn't react with water, and it doesn't harden with commonly encountered temperatures.

      In fact the biggest problem I can see with silicon based life is that the temperture required for them to conduct any kind of metabolic activity is very high. Thats why silicones are silicon-carbon polymers, to get the temperatures required for processing down to convientient levels

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    9. Re:Why water is nifty by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Isn't there a fundamental problem with any silicon-based life? There are very few silicon compounds that are soluble in common solvents.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

    10. Re:Why water is nifty by barawn · · Score: 1

      Eh? You're giving water too much credit, now. The stuff on which all our beloved complex molecules depend is carbon--water is just a useful solvent. In and of itself, water creates structures like ice crystals or cages (e.g. clathrates). Interesting for a number of reasons, sometimes very pretty, but not particularly 'complex' in the sense that you mean. For us, water is a very nice solvent because it is polar (you can dissolve ions in it) and amphoteric (it can act as a proton donor or acceptor depending on ambient conditions). Liquid ammonia (NH_3) would do almost as well, in principle.

      Water is the solvent. It's what allows complex chemistries to exist. As I said, -maybe- ammonia, but ammonia lacks oxygen, and the reactiveness of oxygen is a major benefit to complex chemistries. The other thing to remember is that wacko liquids of more than about 2 elements just aren't going to happen. The phase space is too small.

      I'm not quite sure what you're getting at here. HX--where X is anything but hydrogen--is always a dipole.

      Sorry - missed a word - covalent dipole. HF, HCl, etc. are ionic, not covalent. Fluorine, chlorine, etc. are too electronegative - I think the higher-ups might be covalent, but they're Covalent dipoles are 'stable': in a liquid form, they remain dipoles, rather than just charges migrating around. Simply put, water doesn't dissociate easily.

    11. Re:Why water is nifty by barawn · · Score: 1

      Carbon dioxide is not a dipole (at least, not to first order). The carbon is slightly positive, and the oxygens are slightly negative, but the oxygens are equally distributed from the center of the molecule. No dipole moment. Won't dissolve things anywhere near as powerfully as water does.

      Water's often referred to as the "universal solvent" - it is very good at its job.

    12. Re:Why water is nifty by barawn · · Score: 1

      We use calcium as a skeleton, and corals use other things as skeletons as well. But when I said skeleton, I meant -chemical- skeleton, not physical skeleton: you need a strong-linked chain that you can build really huge molecules out of, and then tack wacko things like nucleic acids, phosphorus groups, or iron onto. Carbon's the only way to go. Silicon can't form long chains.

  38. "Mars:" A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Friends, I have never been able to figure out why so many allegedly educated Americans have had the wool so completely pulled over their eyes when it comes to things such as "extraterrestrial planets" such as Mars. Other than the ridiculously amateurish "photographs" of Mars that leftist scientists have fabricated using their citrus-colored iMacs, there is no -- repeat, no evidence that such a planet actually exists.

    I am an astronomer myself, and I can tell you from personal experience that there are lots of different stars in the sky. There are stars of many different sizes; some stars are very large. some stars are very small, and there are many in between. And these stars are of many different colors; some of them are yellow, some of them are blue, some of them are green, and yes, some of them are red. So tell me: When leftists look through their telescopes and see what is plainly a large red star, what possible motivation do they have to claim that it's a "planet?" Furthermore, why would they go so far as to claim that such planet harbors, or once harbored, life?

    First and foremost, they make this claim because it is difficult to disprove. "There was once life on Mars!" they say, and the general public swoons over this "important finding" because they are in no position to dispute it. Then, in a couple of years, they'll come out and say something like: "Our analysis of this meteor leads us to believe that the beings on Mars had an evolved civilization that included taxpayer-funded education and universal health care, liberal sex education standards, and widespread access to condoms." Once again, the gullible public will believe them. The leftists will claim that the "enlightened" Martians had everything from advanced genetic cloning programs to a One World Government. And then they'll ask the question: "Why don't we have these things here in America?"

    I'll tell you why we don't have these things in America: because they don't work. There is no Mars. And if there is no Mars, then there can be no Martians. And if the Martians don't exist, then neither do any of their socialist government programs. Hint to the liberals: The next time you want to try to bamboozle the moral community, you'd better come up with evidence that's more concrete than a handful of red-tinted pictures of the Arizona desert and a couple of still shots from James Cameron's latest turkey of a "space sci-fi epic." I'm sorry to say that we're not quite as stupid as your strategy requires us to be.

    1. Re:"Mars:" A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First and foremost, they make this claim because it is difficult to disprove. "There was once life on Mars!" they say, and the general public swoons over this "important finding" because they are in no position to dispute it. Then, in a couple of years, they'll come out and say something like: "Our analysis of this meteor leads us to believe that the beings on Mars had an evolved civilization that included taxpayer-funded education and universal health care, liberal sex education standards, and widespread access to condoms." Once again, the gullible public will believe them. The leftists will claim that the "enlightened" Martians had everything from advanced genetic cloning programs to a One World Government. And then they'll ask the question: "Why don't we have these things here in America?"

      Why do you think the martians are extinct?

    2. Re:"Mars:" A Ridiculous Liberal Myth by CmdrGravy · · Score: 0

      Well the last one died in captivity a few years ago during the filming for Independance day

  39. Former CS major at NASA by craw · · Score: 1

    I've posted this info before and I'll do it again. Furthermore, I do realize that this story is mainly about a European scientific experiment.

    The Chief Scientist for Mars Exploration at NASA Headquarters is James Garvin. For those of you who bemoan the lack of jobs/future for CS majors, check out Jim's educational background. A degree is just a piece of paper. Knowledge, curiousity, and intelligence is something entirely different.

    BTW, do anyone of you remember the panorama pictures of the Martian surface taken by Viking I? Jim manually classified every rock (yes every sticking rock!) in some of those pictures.

    1. Re:Former CS major at NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]Jim received his Ph.D. at Brown University in 1984, with specialization in the geomorphology of lander sites on Mars and Venus and radar remote sensing. He also holds a Sc.B. in computer science from Brown University, an M.S. in computer science from Stanford University, and a Sc.M. in Geological Science from Brown.[/quote]

      So that means I'm only three more degrees away from a job.

      Hot Dog!

  40. Life Found on Mars!!! by reverendG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ray Bradbury, CS Lewis, and Orson Welles were found hibernating under the polar ice cap.

    All three apparently retreated off to the ice caps to hibernate after being bitterly disappointed at what they found on Mars; Welles didn't find anything to drink, Lewis didn't find God, and Bradbury was devastated over the lack of people with shiny coins for eyes.

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    Why should I argue rationally with someone being irrational? I'll just mock them instead.
    1. Re:Life Found on Mars!!! by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Heinlein--he was disappointed he didn't find hordes of nubile women to "grok". (got the right post to reply to this time)

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  41. Of course there is life on Mars by DOsinga · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I mean, if rocks from Mars made it to the earth, then for sure some rocks made the trip the other way. Bacteria would probably survive something like that. They wouldn't necesarily grow, but still there would be life.

    1. Re:Of course there is life on Mars by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Heinlein--he was disappointed he didn't find hordes of nubile women to "grok".

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    2. Re:Of course there is life on Mars by PateraSilk · · Score: 1

      Whoops--replied to the wrong comment!

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  42. Re:Oh Brother by Davak · · Score: 5, Informative
    Yes. MIR was infected with mold. This mold came from the us, the good ole earth. The interesting thing is that it mutated while in space... evolution in action.

    How about a BBC article

    The fungi that did the damage, Novikova said, included members of the genera Aspergillus, Penicillium, and Cladesporium - all very common on Earth.

    Davak

  43. If there is life on mars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush would declare it an axis of evil & send some nukes over...

    1. Re:If there is life on mars... by towatatalko · · Score: 1

      He, he, that's for sure, axis is the imaginary line in space around which a planet revolves, so the axis of evil is a revolving priciple of nasty and hstile forces that even if eliminated for one, two years will again revolve into a new phase. So, that way it is a perpetual kind of war of fighting and then fighting more of eveil forces, since they revolve there's no end to their subsequent new phases. So it goes, G.W.B. needs to learn some physics.

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  44. I hope not by Efreet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If we find evidence of past life on Mars it will mean that in one out of two known cases life on a planet has gone (pretty much, at least) extinct. I would hope that the Gaia hypothesis is right, and that a living planet's biosphere really is self-regulating and not succeptable to such catastophic failure.

    It certainly woulnd't the end of the Gaia Hypothesis-it might be that loss of atmosphere on a low G world is one of the few things life can't prevent-but it would certainly be a point against it.

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    1. Re:I hope not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GAIA theory does not dictate that the world is indestructable. Just as viruses, ants, humans and elephants have a life cycle of birth, life and death, so too living planets.

  45. Well, yes and no by boatboy · · Score: 1

    There is one universe in which life exists on mars, and one in which it doesn't, and one in which /. decided not to post this article and one in which I get modded up for this post (but probably not this one)...

  46. Link to article about Nasa results by krysith · · Score: 1
  47. Book on the Viking results by nonmaskable · · Score: 1

    Barry DiGregorio wrote a great book discussing alternate ways to interpret the Viking results, "Mars the living planet". It presents the pro-mars-life view very clearly along with the lame NASA politics around which was formed the official declaration that Mars has no life.

  48. Get 'im! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If they do find life on Mars, the first thing they should do is give it an Anal probe.

    Get them back for all the years they've been doing it to us!

  49. look, another by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there may be life on Mars
    there may be life elsewhere in the universe
    SARS
    weapons of mass destruction
    Columbia's breakup
    vitamin supplements are good
    vitamin supplements are bad
    [insert Viagra mantra here]

    Sure am glad I pulled the plug on media access.
    Tired of information overload...please hand me the low-pass filter.

  50. Re:Highly Unlikely ...and Highly Loopy, Too by reallocate · · Score: 1

    >> ...to test for the presence of life, you only need to determine whether the atmosphere is in chemical equilibrium...

    What the hell does that mean?

    Chemists, meteorologists, and others who actually know what they're talking about are invited to comment.

    I Am Not A Chemist...thank God.

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    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
  51. With a bit of punctuation change by ocie · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a quote from Zoidberg, hurray.

    Life on Mars, why not.

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    JET Program: see Japan, meet intere
  52. ESA?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhm, this was British made, and funded by Britain (like everything else in Europe) this is a project of the BSA ;) Not a non-existant ESA.

    1. Re:ESA?!?!?! by mikerich · · Score: 1
      Uhm, this was British made, and funded by Britain (like everything else in Europe) this is a project of the BSA ;) Not a non-existant ESA. Beagle 2 is hitching a lift on the Mars Express probe (funded by ESA) and relies on the Mars Express orbiter to relay data to Earth. To confuse things further the whole lot is being launched on top of a Russian Soyuz-Fregat.

      Britain is only the fourth largest contributor to ESA and contributes about 5% of the budget, we've also chosen to opt out of a series of ESA programmes, so we are far from the core nations. France contributes almost 20% of the budget and therefore runs the show.

      As for Britain funding everything else in Europe - please! We are (befitting our status as the second largest population and the second largest economy), the second largest contributor to the EU budget.

      The Federal Republic of Germany not only contributes more as an absolute amount, but also contributes more per capita. The Netherlands is the largest contributor per capita.

      Best wishes,
      Mike.

  53. WARNING: GOATSE link! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't say I didn't warn you!

  54. Neighborhood Watch by in.johnnyd · · Score: 1

    Blacklists work pretty good for me. The MTA responsible for my email drops the connection from blacklisted IPs instead of accepting and segregating messages. And the few spams that do get through are forwarded to the "abuse" address of the netblock from which they came -- no repeat offenders for 2003 so far. I don't see what the big deal is, everyone just needs to do their part.

    How many of you actually report the spam and how many of you cry and throw tantrums about the X number of spams they got today without doing anything about it?

  55. Re:Highly Unlikely ...and Highly Loopy, Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is from memory so forgive me if I miss a few details. Given any gasesous chemical mixture at a known mean temperature and pressure it is trivial to calculate the chemical equilibrium using Gibb's free energy calculations. We can easily determine the composition of Mar's atmosphere and thus know whether or not it is in chemical equilibrium.

    I'm very skeptical as to whether such calculations could rule out the possibility of miniscule amounts of microbial life easily given such issues as temperature variations due to heating from the sun.

  56. Re:fueled by donuts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :%s/doubts/donuts/g

    It was an easy two letter typo.

  57. Only now the question is complicated by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    due to the fact we have sent things there. I know that anything that might have survived has not yet had time to spread, but you never know.

    There are so many buggers here on earth, do we know for sure that our missions were clean?

  58. All I can say is... by Dahne · · Score: 1

    There better not be any Vogons.

  59. Science Channel Documentary by teslatug · · Score: 1

    The Science Channel had a good documentary on the moons of the solar system -- 95 Worlds and Counting. Basically, it's a lot more likely that we will find life on one of the moons (e.g. Europa).

    The only other info I could find on the program on their website was the VHS they had on sale here.

  60. Re:Life. Probably not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life was Created By Him on Earth because the Bible says so, thats why. No "proof" is needed.

  61. Life on Mars? Why Not? by Mattwolf7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Life on Mars? Why Not?

    Well what if there is life on Mars from Earth? Lets suppose the probes sent to Mars had living cells on them when leaving this planet. They would almost have to had contained living cells since Earth is full of tiny single cell organisms; some of which do not use oxygen. Would it be possible for us to have caused contamination of Mars and there actually be living cells on Mars from ~30 years ago?

  62. "Dead world"? by xihr · · Score: 2, Informative

    The NASA findings with the Viking missions were that there was no evidence for life on Mars. That doesn't mean that there wasn't any life, it just means they had no evidence for any. Big difference. NASA never stated unequivocally, "There is no life on Mars."

  63. Lovelock's Hypothesis by djmoore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    James Lovelock, one of the true ninja hacker lords, has suggested that of all planets in the solar system, only Earth looks like it harbors life, because only it has an atmosphere that is out of chemical equilibrium.

    Lovelock, a atmospheric chemist and inventor who made his fortune on the ion-capture gas chromatography detector, is the author of the so-called Gaia Hypothesis. Romantic name aside, it's the idea that the presence of life alters a planet's environment to be more favorable to life. (The idea and name have been appropriated by eco-mystics who take it to mean that there actually is some sort of earth deity, but that's emphatically not what Lovelock is saying.)

    On our planet, many atmospheric gases are grossly out of equilibrium. For instance, although the atmosphere is about one-fifth oxygen, there are detectable traces of methane, mostly from termites and "the farts of ruminants". If life were not continually renewing the methane, it would combine with the oxygen, and disappear in a few hours.

    Of course, the presence of oxygen itself is an anomaly. It is so reactive that if it were not renewed by photosynthesis, it would bind with the copious free carbon lying about.

    Lovelock gives many other examples in his excellent book, Gaia, A New Look at Life on Earth. (He also mentions that the presence of fluorocarbons, like Freon, in the atmosphere is a clear sign, not just of life, but of intelligent life. Since you can determine atmospheric composition by spectrometry through a telescope, this gives a way to detect civilization if only you can image a planet hosting it.)

    There's a clue in the simple appearance of the planets from space: compare the complex and constantly-changing appearance of the Earth's patchy clouds, liquid-water ocean, and of course its wildly varying landmasses (including snowcaps, yellow deserts, chlorphyll-green jungles, and seasonal temperate forests and grasslands), with the dead, relatively static appearance of any other planet in the system. Our nervous systems have life-detection circuits built in; honestly now, do you see any when you look at Mars?

    The key is that Earth is alone in all the solar system in having a disequilibrium chemistry. This doesn't mean that there wasn't life elsewhere at one time; it may not even mean that there aren't small, isolated outposts that support some life, but not enough to control the entire planet. Certainly, life on Earth had to start that way.

    Nevertheless, although there may indeed have been a time, early in its history, when life florished on Mars, it seems dead now.

    --
    In the wrong hands, sanity is a dangerous weapon.
    1. Re:Lovelock's Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our nervous systems have life-detection circuits built in; honestly now, do you see any when you look at Mars?

      My system is only set up to identify life that is dangerous, tasty, or fuckable. I have to agree that I see none of this in any Martian photographs, excluding that one Britney Spears video with the astronaut. That was pretty cool.

    2. Re:Lovelock's Hypothesis by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1
      life that is dangerous, tasty, or fuckable

      Hmm. Of course if you like living dangerously you can go for women who are all three.

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      Bitter and proud of it.
  64. Why not "infect" Mars with life? by melted · · Score: 1

    Find the warmest and the most "livable" spot on the Mars, take some die hard plants from the Earth, drop them off there! If there's no life, let's bring it there already. By the time humans get there, they may get a tiny bit of oxygen in the atmosphere.

  65. where are the spy satellites? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

    Seems to me if I was on the Joint Chiefs of Staff, I'd have some satellites sent to Mars to photograph everything. Considering how resource hungry this administration is and how forward-thinking their military battle plans are, they should be identifying every valuable resource that might be easily tapped. I'm thinking they need to find as much gold as they can if they ever hope to defend our planet from those pesky metallic beings from the planet Mondas if they ever wake up...

    --
    "Right now, somewhere in this world, Scott Baio is plowing a woman he doesn't love," - Peter Griffin, *Family Guy*
  66. Re:Oh Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry but you are wrong. Proving or disproving the existence of life outside Earth can potentially be accomplished scientifically by mathematically modelling the processes that we know lead to its development and seeing if they hold true against a previously proven model of the universe. It may not be possible today to do this, but it may well be in the future. Proving or disproving the existence of God on the other hand is impossible because by definition it lives outside the known rules of the universe. Anytime someone comes up with something that disproves the existence of God (as defined in the Bible, for example) such as Evolution, the zealot religionists come up with illogical jabber like "intelligent design".

  67. Re:Oh Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On that same token, it's impossible for NASA to 'learn' that there is no life outside of Earth until it has visited all of the other planets throughout the Universe.

    Bad logic! At the first discovery of life on any planet, you would no longer need to search other planets to DISPROVE that 'there is no life outside of earth'. Think, man, THINK!

  68. David Bowie - Life on Mars? by vistic · · Score: 1

    thought I would post this... since the subject reminded me of it...

    Words and music by David Bowie
    It's a god-awful small affair
    To the girl with the mousy hair
    But her mummy is yelling "No"
    And her daddy has told her to go
    But her friend is nowhere to be seen
    Now she walks through her sunken dream
    To the seat with the clearest view
    And she's hooked to the silver screen
    But the film is a saddening bore
    For she's lived it ten times or more
    She could spit in the eyes of fools
    As they ask her to focus on

    Sailors fighting in the dance hall
    Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
    It's the freakiest show
    Take a look at the Lawman
    Beating up the wrong guy
    Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
    He's in the best selling show
    Is there life on Mars?

    It's on Amerika's tortured brow
    That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
    Now the workers have struck for fame
    'Cause Lennon's on sale again
    See the mice in their million hordes
    From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
    Rule Britannia is out of bounds
    To my mother, my dog, and clowns
    But the film is a saddening bore
    'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
    It's about to be writ again
    As I ask you to focus on

    Sailors fighting in the dance hall
    Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
    It's the freakiest show
    Take a look at the Lawman
    Beating up the wrong guy
    Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
    He's in the best selling show
    Is there life on Mars?

  69. What about that DNA chemical? by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    The same stuff that makes fireflys flash and glowsticks work was supposed to be used to detect the presence of DNA on mars a while back. I don't remember the time frame but 10 years sounds about right.

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    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
  70. SETI? by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    You make a good point, though it makes me think immediatly to the idea that SETI only searches a very specific and small fequency range because it's what we would/do use.

    Granted there's more logic in expecting other life to evolve from water as we did, than other species using the same radio freq we do.

    --
    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
    1. Re:SETI? by xaaronx · · Score: 1

      Actually, SETI's reasoning is pretty good. While I don't recall the particulars, they basically decided on the part of the EM spectrum that is most likely to reach us from far off distances. Look it up if you want anything more specific.

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      It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. - Robert Anson Heinlein
  71. Re:Highly Unlikely ...and Highly Loopy, Too by vandan · · Score: 1

    Chemical equilibrium means that the sustance in question (in this case the atmosphere) is not reacting with itself.

    For example, if you have some acid and mix it with a metal, you get a reaction. That mix you have is not in equilibrium at the start. But after it reacts for a while, it will use up all it's potential energy, and stop reacting. It's then in chemical equilibrium.

  72. If I were the brits.... by nirbasito · · Score: 1

    Then I would take a testube of bakteria and spray it in the mars atmosphere ...then i would take measurements etc and claim my way to glory and of course kickstart a whole new alien industry...:D I dont see anything "BAD" in it :))

  73. What about recursive acronyms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MARS Acute Respiratory Syndrome!

    and remember, as you die from MARS, GNU Not UNIX!

  74. Frank Herbert by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    Aren't the sandworms supposed to be silicon-based life? Or was that an extrapolation from Dune fandom and not in the Herbert novels? It would be consistent with the sandworms being hydrophobic. Herbert was supposed to be an entymologist and got his ideas for his cultural systems for 10,000 AD humans from social insects, so is it implausible that he thought through a scenario for silicon life based on its chemistry?

    On the other hand, the sandworms were the source of spice, a substance that had pharmacological activity in humans. I am hard pressed that a silicon or silicon-carbon based chemical would be useful as a drug.

    1. Re:Frank Herbert by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Aren't the sandworms supposed to be silicon-based life? Or was that an extrapolation from Dune fandom and not in the Herbert novels? It would be consistent with the sandworms being hydrophobic. It's been a while since I read Dune et al., so I couldn't say exactly what Herbert specified in his works. Nevertheless, it's not a totally absurd notion, merely exotic--so Herbert probably figured he could get away with it in a work of fiction. ;) Also, I suppose that a creature could get away with having a lot of silicon-based biochemistry on the inside as long as it was fairly well sealed.

      Silicon compounds could also play a role in the carapace of a sandworm. silica (silicon dioxide) and silicon carbide are both very hard, very durable compounds out of which one could construct the body of a sandworm. For such a creature, you would want that kind of abrasion and thermal resistance.

      I am hard pressed that a silicon or silicon-carbon based chemical would be useful as a drug.

      You're right; most drugs in use today are very definitely carbon based. Nevertheless, there are exceptions. cis-diamminedichloroplatinum(II) (a.k.a. cisplatin) is a small inorganic molecule that has been used for decades in chemotherapy. I mention it because it is probably the best-known inorganic drug. A quick Google search also revealed Amedis Pharmaceuticals. They actually specialize in developing drugs containing silicon. From their site I gather that they are both attempting to substitute silicon for carbon in some existing experimental drugs, and also trying to develop drugs from scratch based on silicon chemistry.

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      ~Idarubicin
  75. Gaea Hypothesis by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Gilbert Levin has his Web site where he holds out for labeled release showing the presence of life, but for me the main anti-life arguments are 1) absence of Van Allen belts and ozone layer and UV and other radiation levels on the surface that would sterilize any known earth organism, 2) the dearth of organic matter coupled with Gaea -- if there is life, it would be pervasive and have a lock on maintaining its environment.

    A couple things against Lovelock's ideas. Didn't the Earth have a reducing atmosphere for billions of years until "blue-green algae" (cyanobacteria) got a toehold? Don't know about Antartica, but the extremophile organisms at thermal ocean vents and in hot springs don't seem to be regressed evolution from more normal bacteria but seem to be a more primitive, ancient form of life -- the hot springs are perhaps closer to the early Earth and may have been where life started. Was life always in control of its environment from its most primitive stages, or did that kick in with the oxygen revolution?

  76. Re:Oh Brother by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

    Interesting, the article doesn't mention, but was any found on the outside? If it was, that's a pretty good example of life not needing water to go about its daily business :)

  77. Re:Highly Unlikely I hope not. by ratfynk · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Past life on Mars is the only object of any rational exploration of the Red planet.
    Terra Forming is Star Drek sci-fi. Obviously there will be no rapidly evolving "life" as we understand it on the present Mars.


    If there are single celled organisms or even clustering goo, it will prove to be of little scientific interest. Even the genetics of these oganisms will be useless: UNLESS we find that these organisms contain code that closely resembles similar organisms on Earth!
    Then the implications are that just maybe we are the Martians.


    Mars exploration is crucial to our understanding of natural science. The benefit is employement for large numbers of brilliant, dedicated and hard working humans in fields other than defence!
    JFK was right and not a bleading heart liberal.
    To wean us of defence we need great scientific and engineering projects that span boarders.


    Now that communism is creaking and China is slowly seeing the light, what is wrong with international space exploration. I believe common goals for humankind are a necessity if we are to survive. Even if these goals prove to be wrong they are still better than rabid scientific militarism.
    Lets smoke the pipe of peace for real!
    The alternative is big clouds of radioactive smoke.

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    OH THE SHAME I fell off the wagon and use sigs again!
  78. Sweet nostalgia by donscarletti · · Score: 1
    This reminds me of that Russian probe that was sent to orbit mars, I forget which one it was. Well anyway they put a life-detector on it, but realised they hadn't tested the thing. So they pointed the detector at a bunch of low lying scrub, the kind that is typical on the Kazak Steppe. It didn't detect a thing. So they tore the sensor off the probe.

    Ingenous rationality from the nation that pioneered using pencils in space. (think about that statement a little more closely before you hit me with a salvo of "nasa used pencils too" posts)

    --
    When Argumentum ad Hominem falls short, try Argumentum ad Matrem
  79. Re:Oh Brother by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

    Article said it could affect earth...oh my god...it's the red weed all over again...oh my god, they're coming....ARRRRRGGGGHGHHHHH

  80. Re:Highly Unlikely I hope not. by xaaronx · · Score: 1

    " Past life on Mars is the only object of any rational exploration of the Red planet.
    Terra Forming is Star Drek sci-fi. Obviously there will be no rapidly evolving "life" as we understand it on the present Mars."

    Well, I think establishing humantity as a multi-planet species with long term survivability is rational and Mars is the place to do that.

    As for terraforming, we could warm the planet by 10K in a matter of decades. This would release CO2 from the soil. CO2 as a greenhouse gas would continue the warming process, which would further accelerate the process, eventually warming the planet 50K in fifty years. This would also raise the pressure to levels where humans would need only breathing gear, not full pressure suits. This would also make building habitats much more simple, as they would no longer need to maintain a different pressure from the outside. In around a thousand years Mars could have a breathable atmosphere. I'm pulling this from Robert Zubrin's Entering Space. It's long term, but not bad for creating a second home for humanity. And with resources focused on terraforming, we might be able to do it even faster.

    And no, what we will or will not find is not obvious.

    "If there are single celled organisms or even clustering goo, it will prove to be of little scientific interest. Even the genetics of these oganisms will be useless: UNLESS we find that these organisms contain code that closely resembles similar organisms on Earth!
    Then the implications are that just maybe we are the Martians."

    It would be of HUGE interest. If we can find life on our next door neighbot, then intelligent life is almost certain to be out there. Unless we happen to be the first to reach that stage, my favorite unlikely theory. Finding life of any kind is the most important discovery ever.

    And I absolutely agree that too many of our bright minds are eaten up by the military-industrial complex, though what light China is seeing I don't know.

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    It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. - Robert Anson Heinlein