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Oddball PC Cases From Japan

ascii writes "Japanese company Boxmaster Lupo is offering the PCBox: a foldable PC case made entirely out of cardboard?! I have no idea about the target group although I reckon it may appeal to some casemodders *grin*. Overclockers should watch out though! You wouldn't really want to turn your shiny new case into a pile of ashes just for those extra few fps in Q3 would you?" And Arab writes "They arent really case mods, as such. But a friend sent me this link to a guy's webpage who has made humanoid cases. there is a girl one, one that looks like a Gundam, and one looks like some kinda bizzare fish dragon thing. The site is in Japanese, so I have no idea what it is saying, although it looks like there are step-by-step intructions."

280 comments

  1. Creativity by Nijika · · Score: 1
    Ohh, it's not a box.. how odd.

    Hats off to them, these rule.

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    1. Re:Creativity by mochan_s · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm.. It's where the box should be

    2. Re:Creativity by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Ohh, it's not a box.. how odd.

      But it also is not an odd ball, as the headline suggests.

    3. Re:Creativity by HyperMind · · Score: 1, Funny

      Where d'ya suppose ya gotta put yer finger to turn the thing on??

    4. Re:Creativity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      no kidding.

      and it seems to handle the /. effect very well. it didn't turn to a fireball~

    5. Re:Creativity by Destoo · · Score: 1

      No. The odd balls was their previous product.
      At least there are more pictures now of that case. It simply looks amazing.
      The Globe painted on one is a great idea.

      (sure, one could bring the "I don't buy a computer to match my couch" argument, but the "decorative" factor is being pushed with each new iteration)

      I wouldn't even go near the one in cardboard because my desk almost always wet because of coffee spills.

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  2. Speaking of oddball cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, some of those cases are freaky. You could probably use them as part of a Research Project for a whitepaper.

  3. Shipping by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, when they ship you your cardboard PC box, do they... ship it in a cardboard box? Or just put a stamp on your PC box?

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    1. Re:Shipping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      They ship them in big metal boxes, which is why they cost as much as normal pc cases.

    2. Re:Shipping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure to keep the shipping boxes, you might need to ship it back for a warrantee fix...

    3. Re:Shipping by Eric+Savage · · Score: 1

      I got all the parts of my last computer in one box from googlegear, does that count as a casemod?

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  4. Interesting Innovations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that our Mandarin associates from the Nippon archipelago have the right transcendence about computer apparel. Their countless experience in the electronic infrastructure has allowed them to become magnitude players in the terrestrial market sphere.

    I wish we would see those product offerings available in the good old USofA where we have cogulate profusively with our conversative metaphore.

    What do you think?

    1. Re:Interesting Innovations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why Mandarin? It's not Chinese, but Japanese.

  5. New Models by Soporific · · Score: 1, Funny

    The new e-machines are just going to get even cheaper with this innovation.

    ~S

    1. Re:New Models by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      and they'll come with a free order of cheesy bread.

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    2. Re:New Models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think so? I think you'll find the opposite to be true!

      The price, as listed, for the assembled case is 13800 yen, which is equal to about US$120. The price for the unassembled case is 9800 yen, about US$84.

      (...pause to let information regarding exorbitant price of cardboard box sink in...)

      That's right, it costs $84 for the assload of cardboard to make the box!!! And add an extra $36 if you want your cardboard box put together!!!!!!

    3. Re:New Models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you say!!!!!!!!

      Use a few more exclamation points, ritalin-boy.

  6. So where... by L0stb0Y · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is the Godzilla case?

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  7. Hey! by brandona788 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It matches my house! Yay :)

  8. Bahh... by nherc · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now stick a computer in a Real Doll and then I'll be impressed.

    Imagine the new interface possibilties. Who needs a mouse!

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    1. Re:Bahh... by msheppard · · Score: 5, Funny

      I believe it's chepaer to just use a palm interface for that activity.

      M@

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    2. Re:Bahh... by Gaetano · · Score: 1, Funny

      You could do worse for program errors how about something like this?

      NOT WORK SAFE! if you are grossed out easily then don't look at this. You have been warned!

      http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collecti.htm

      I don't know why they did this or who buys these things, but just that someone did is really stange.

    3. Re:Bahh... by Mikey-San · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but if it's open source, everybody gets a piece of the action.

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    4. Re:Bahh... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 5, Funny

      But if everybody gets a piece of the action, it develops into Open Sores....

    5. Re:Bahh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone posted this in an above thread:

      http://www4.justnet.ne.jp/~kat/pc/ern/ern001.htm

      IT HAS BEEN DONE.

    6. Re:Bahh... by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 1

      Do you mean something like this: http://www4.justnet.ne.jp/%7Ekat/pc/ern/ern001.htm
      That just spooky, motherboards does not go between the legs.

    7. Re:Bahh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $5000 USD! Jeeze, I could buy a Mac for that price ...

    8. Re:Bahh... by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      I've never seen such a thing. I must admit that they are well done dolls, very realistic, but somehow I imagine it would be like diddling a dead person; which seems a little sick to me.

      To each their own.

    9. Re:Bahh... by spruce · · Score: 2, Funny

      Disease wants to be free

    10. Re:Bahh... by Savatte · · Score: 1

      I hear you have to add your own floppy drive to it.

    11. Re:Bahh... by Savatte · · Score: 1

      Damn, I use to say my case was a piece of crap, but I may have to eat my words now. Ewww!

    12. Re:Bahh... by Mikey-San · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but in the end, SCO will sue the pimps for using Unix(tm) hookers in the pimps' open sores distribution.

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    13. Re:Bahh... by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the sound card and servomotors.

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    14. Re:Bahh... by JoshRoss · · Score: 1

      I dont know if I would want to stick it in to anything that plugs directly into the wall.

  9. The 'girl' case by Black+Perl · · Score: 3, Funny

    The 'girl' case is very user-friendly -- the ports are right where you'd expect!

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    1. Re:The 'girl' case by Nightpaw · · Score: 1

      If you own one of those cases, you probably don't know what to expect.

    2. Re:The 'girl' case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be afraid of where the exhaust fan is located!

    3. Re:The 'girl' case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey... If you've seen the anime Chobits you'll probably know where to look for the power switch, too.

      Mmm, Chii. :D

    4. Re:The 'girl' case by RedBear · · Score: 1

      I thought geeks weren't supposed to have those sort of "instincts". Heh.

  10. cardboard PCs? by zephc · · Score: 5, Funny

    sounds like the target audience is the small but strong group of homeless MMORPG addicts
    [/joke]

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    1. Re:cardboard PCs? by Atomic+Fro · · Score: 0

      Heh, I will have to remember that when my MMORPG habit forces me out on the streets. If they make em big enough, it could double as a home.

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    2. Re:cardboard PCs? by Omega's+Wildfire · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they will bundle the humanoid pc case with the card board case for the 'quick fix' market. OMG just think when the cops have to start cracking down on PCs for organized prostitution. ;)

  11. What a coincidence by L.+VeGas · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just heard Star Jones say this on "The View".

    "If you're box feels like cardboard, you should see your gynecologist immediately."

    1. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth are you watching the View? And admitting to it in a public forum no less?!

    2. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Jones could never be a lesbian because the first time she ate pussy they couldn't find it again. She's awfully literal minded. And hungry.

    3. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, it's very difficult to play "hide the salami" with Star Jones because she always finds it.

    4. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Jones is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

    5. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Jones loves to eat cock, but she's not very good at it. She gags when the feathers tickle her throat.

    6. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Jones once had a yeast infection in a snowstorm. It would have been a huge nusiance to her, except she produced tremendous quantities of frozen yogurt.

    7. Re:What a coincidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Star Jones joined the Navy. Tragedy at sea narrowly avoided when she was discovered spreading cheese whiz on the deck of the USS Nimitz.

  12. Aww yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the girl case come with a strategic 'fan hole' for those late night n0rp sessions?

  13. As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PCs by typical+geek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a good glimpse into the future of the PC world, for the market leader in trendy commodity electronics is the Japanese.

    As Moore's law begins to slow, and the difference between a 2 gHz Duron and a 4 gHz Duron become imperceptible to most normal people ( a few socially challenged gamers and overclockers aside), people will no longer flock to domestic manufacturers known for high performance boxes like IBM, Dell and Gateway, but will instead look for a box that will last them 3 years, and go with thier domestic decorating scheme.

    It's not too late for American PC manufactuers to stop focusing on CPU's and hard drives and start making PC's that can occupy a place of honor in the house, next to the flatscreen TV. Not everyone wants their house to look like an ISP.

  14. Small Pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's up with the small non-thumbnail pictures?
    Oh I forgot, it's a Japanese site everything is a bit smaller there...

    1. Re:Small Pictures by Pingular · · Score: 0

      Click the links above the pictures...

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  15. humanoid cases? by Rackemup · · Score: 5, Funny
    Theres a fair bit of irony in creating a computer case that resembles a real female... where do you insert the floppy again?

    and I find it awkward enough lugging a normal case to a LAN party...

    1. Re:humanoid cases? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Floppies? Man that shows age. All my media is very rigid, and bigger than 3.5 inches.

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    2. Re:humanoid cases? by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      where do you insert the floppy again?

      You're thinking of the MenoryStick port.

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    3. Re:humanoid cases? by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

      and I find it awkward enough lugging a normal case to a LAN party...

      True, but at least you could use the carpool lane. Just prop your computer up in the front seat.

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    4. Re:humanoid cases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Download Viagra v2.0 and stop asking stupid questions.

    5. Re:humanoid cases? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Oh god, it's true.
      I just realized that one day I will become old.
      Noooooooooooo!

    6. Re:humanoid cases? by Virtex · · Score: 1

      Why, when I was your age, we didn't have them new fangled hard media. But our floppies were 8 inches, and by god, we liked 'em!

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    7. Re:humanoid cases? by stuffman64 · · Score: 1

      LAN party conversation:

      "There is a string hanging out of the pants of your hot chick computer case."

      "No! Don't pull that!"

      "Wha? Oh.... That wasn't a string..."

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    8. Re:humanoid cases? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your 5.25" is below the 6 inch average.

  16. Case Mods by rf0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Makes modding cases easier. Get another box. Bit of cellotape. Go faster spoiler. 50% speed increase :)

    Rus

    1. Re:Case Mods by unicron · · Score: 4, Funny

      R-Type stickers add 25MHZ to your CPU speed.

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    2. Re:Case Mods by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      But remember, when doing performance mods, always use Performance Yellow Krylon(tm) Brand Spray Paint!

      Yellow = Performance

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    3. Re:Case Mods by demonbug · · Score: 1

      I use paper drive bays to lower unsprung weight.

    4. Re:Case Mods by muyuubyou · · Score: 1

      What must be real easy is recycling!!

      Nice idea. I can't wait to get my "origame case of the week"!!

    5. Re:Case Mods by mrjive · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the altezza front panel status lamps!

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    6. Re:Case Mods by Loki_1929 · · Score: 1

      "R-Type stickers add 25MHZ to your CPU speed."

      Unfortunately, they also cut the FSB in half.

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  17. Very cool Japanese cases.. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    I suggested a co-worker do up a Barbie like the Gundam jobbie, holding up a 15" LCD monitor for his daughter. He probably won't, but seems like this is would be a great Parent-child activity.

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    1. Re:Very cool Japanese cases.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in other news ackthpt's coworkers reported keeping a little more distance than usual from him this week.

  18. butt fan by xeaxes · · Score: 1

    the burning question is.. is the girl's butt for intake or exhaust?

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    1. Re:butt fan by buzzsport · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious... it's an I/O port.

  19. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...does it run Linux?

  20. Out of the box? by thaddjuice · · Score: 1

    So PC companies won't be able to claim that it "works right out of the box" anymore?

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  21. FUFME by jeepee · · Score: 2, Funny

    the first thing i would add to one of these is a fufme upgrade

    1. Re:FUFME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please be sure to use the appropriate virus protection software when transferring information through this device. ;)

  22. Awesome! by w3weasel · · Score: 1

    Wow, that is fantastic!!!

    Now my PC case can fold just as easily as windows does!

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  23. Cool box website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    To reinforce the box motif, the text of their website consists entirely of little boxes.

    So cute, but a little confusing. I couldn't translate the text, but I bet it was something about boxes and how boxy the boxes of boxmaster are.

  24. Hmm..... by Gaetano · · Score: 1

    I often kick or slam my computer case when I get angry. These "human" cases would definately make this more fun. Now I need one that looks like Bill Gates to run windows...

  25. Re:My next Case! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh my god...

    worst idea ever.....

    that said, I'd like to try it out.

    Not that I could ever stand being in a portable for any longer than I had to.

  26. Bye bye computer! by Justin205 · · Score: 1

    Don't most people here at least try to get a few extra MhZ out of their processors?
    "Ohhhh!! Nice case!! Cheap too!" "Eeekk!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!"

    I don't think this would be for most /.ers.

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    1. Re:Bye bye computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that they used a VIA Eden all in one motherboard for the photos. Even the CPU is build onto the board, and with no heatsink fan. It runs very cool.

      slap an athlon in there and poof....post tosties

  27. Where's the metal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, So, how do you ground the motherboard and prevent EM static from computer with a cardboard case?

    1. Re:Where's the metal? by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      It looks like normal brown cardboard - they could have at least used conductive or antistatic cardboard

    2. Re:Where's the metal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaaargh! That site deserves to be on losers.org. Or maybe it will make it to SomethingAwful as an Awful Link of the Day.

      Do you really need 15-20 java applets that change color and make a small wooshing sound as you mouse over them?! What about simple href links?

      Needless to say, if you value your sanity, you'll want to avoid the link in the parent post.

    3. Re:Where's the metal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. If they were so attached to changing colour they could use CSS. If they had to have a sound as well, Javascript.

      Ended up waiting for a couple of minutes while I fired up a JVM.

      Site was just too depressing though, so I didn't even bother clicking around the product list.

    4. Re:Where's the metal? by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      Sorry guys- I've got java turned off (ok, I didn't install it), so I noticed that it was a crippled site (I couldn't get to a better page, or get more info), but I didn't realize how bad it was. Here's a conductive coating on a less obnoxious website. Other people make the black antistatic cardboard - lots of sample chips get shipped in these boxes.

  28. Target Group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boxmaster Lupo is offering the PCBox: a foldable PC case made entirely out of cardboard?! I have no idea about the target group

    "Fish, plankton, sea greens... protein from the sea!"

  29. Interesting... by da3dAlus · · Score: 1

    So, the humanoid "girl" PC "case" looks like it blows hot air out her ass.
    Not to mention HER box is, well, YOUR box.
    And there's a perfect merge of your pr0n collection, and what it's mostly made up of...(focus on the location of the HDD mounting)

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  30. what if... by Subnirvana337 · · Score: 1

    What i want to know, can it handle alot of weight? If it cant transportation would be difficult...imagine, walking into a LAN party and ALL of the guts just fall out of your computer...hmm...wouldnt want it happenin to me...

    1. Re:what if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which one, the girl or the carboard box?

  31. FreeBSD in a box HOWTO by graveyhead · · Score: 1

    Well, I've done this, but I thought it was a temporary HACK! I don't have a spare case, and I wanted to build up a server, so I just arranged everything on the bottom of a cardboard box. I cut holes in the sides for power, ethernet, and ventilation, and voila! FreeBSD in a box!

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    1. Re:FreeBSD in a box HOWTO by The_dev0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just set up a quake server in a milk crate. A couple of minutes with the dremel, and I even have all the relevant holes in the crate. It's like a real case, yet stackable!

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  32. Some people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... just got too much time on their hands.

  33. Hobo-Box by NeOnFoX · · Score: 1

    Finally, a computer for homeless people.

  34. My next case... by Gefiltefish · · Score: 2, Funny


    The race for the coolest case is getting pretty tight. But my next case will beat all of them. Get this: A case made of living human flesh, with neon lights to add zip.

    Now... do any of you have a spare child you can lend me? A 2 year old should be just the right size.

    1. Re:My next case... by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      How about leftovers at a fat person reduction surgery?

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    2. Re:My next case... by Mononoke · · Score: 4, Funny
      The race for the coolest case is getting pretty tight. But my next case will beat all of them. Get this: A case made of living human flesh, with neon lights to add zip.

      Now... do any of you have a spare child you can lend me? A 2 year old should be just the right size.

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    3. Re:My next case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you need your cock skinned

    4. Re:My next case... by pecosdave · · Score: 1

      That would be about the right amount of skin, yep.

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  35. The soothing answer by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    It's I/O

    Multipurpose, you know.

  36. How does it recycle? by spumoni_fettuccini · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I put in in with my bottles, cans and newspaper or do I have to "dispose of properly" with a recycler? Also will we get a new prize in cereal and cracker jacks???

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  37. Translation by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 5, Informative

    OMG! the translation is hilarious:

    As for efficiency improvement of the personal computer although processing speed and capacity increase et cetera it is very extreme bewilderingly combination without going well, you must exchange periodically as a part and the consumables which cannot use, also the part comes coming out.

    The case (the frame) size to be largest even in various parts, because the majority of the single item cases for the manufacturer make personal computer and the original user does with the metal and the resin make, it deals with and the ê when becoming, is not pay and/or you throw away feeling to throw away, the ê it is not and/or with is not the notion that where you say to be many, probably will be?

    When of environmental problem is thought, abandoning, the êÜñ, difficult this kind of ones is unreasonable as a actuality, being joint with the BOXMASTER, it developed this cardboard PC box from the thought of processing and it is not to increase the à leprosy rubbish, you liking to use the material whose burden is little as naturally as possible in the personal computer, whether one ones several dozen years using long ideal.

    It does not paint the wrapping and it does the warmth which the material has that way. For example if the child pasted the seal and/or scribbled mono it becomes original with very that and whether also attachment furthermore becomes deep, the êÜñ. Becoming the canvas of the good work, finishing role, as a PC case without throwing away,, if there is a kind of thing taking if it is delightful truly, is.

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    1. Re:Translation by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

      From what I get from the translation, it does make some sense.

      If your PC is going to be recycled in a couple of years anyways, because the parts on the inside are so cheap, why do we need to use all the noxious chemicals and whatnot to spray paint a steel or aluminum box (or powder coat or annodize or whatever for the pretty fuzzy cases).

      Reinforced cardboard would do the same job just fine, with much less impact on the environment. The chemicals in spray paint are friggin brutal, especially automotive or industrially applied paints.

      The last paragraph seems to point to the fact that "modding" is as easy as doodling with some crayolas.

      Then when you're sick of the case, you just grab a new one.

      I actually like this idea.

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    2. Re:Translation by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      That still makes more sense than some anime I've seen.

    3. Re:Translation by taluven · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the script to an episode of speed racer. Also, if anyone is trying to think of a name for their alternative rock garage band, I recommend: Leprosy Rubbish

    4. Re:Translation by zakezuke · · Score: 1
      If your PC is going to be recycled in a couple of years anyways, because the parts on the inside are so cheap, why do we need to use all the noxious chemicals and whatnot to spray paint a steel or aluminum box


      It does make a fair amount of sence for people who upgrade every 1.5 years in totality, but I think the typical upgrader is far less guilty of redundent finishing work (power coating and such) then the end user who replaces the entire PC every 1.5 years. The last time *I* replaced my cases was when I upgraded to ATX. Before that, I was using full towers that were sold with 386s in them. Pretty much the same case between 1992-1999.

      Besides, power coating I do not believe released much in the way of toxins into the atmosphere, certainly not like a catalized paint does. Though i've observed that to remove powercoat requires much more in the way of high-tox solutions rather then enamals which can be removed with sodium carbonate. This only is a factor when recycling though.

      The point is valid. If a strong, mass produced, easily recycled solution can be impemented, it would have a positive enviromental impact. Of which I can see the following
      1. Steel melted and reused
      2. Aluminium melted and reused
      3. Plastic... can be shreaded, mixed with resin, and reused.

      Though, something made with a renewable resource like cardboard though could be good as well, perhaps they could make strong cardboard cases based on hemp. That would be something.

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    5. Re:Translation by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I've seen laminated cardboards glued together with natural resins which are as strong as steel. Essentially we're talking about plywood made from recycled paper here, it's actually a trend in the construction industry thats gaining ground.

      Alternative materials like this just could be the way of the future for the eMachines of the world to cut costs, and pacify the tree hugger clique.

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    6. Re:Translation by suss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reinforced cardboard would do the same job just fine, with much less impact on the environment.

      Too bad about the EM interference. Don't they have the equivalence of the FCC in japan?

  38. old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    check out http://mini-itx.com

  39. Chobits by Bonker · · Score: 4, Informative

    Manga writers have experimented with this exact concept.

    'Chobits' by the CLAMP girls is about android computers in the shape of cute girls. The story is actually pretty relevant. It's primary theme is the positive and negative things that happen when people start interacting more and more with virtual worlds and peope and less with the real world and real people.

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    1. Re:Chobits by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Megatokyo has used that theme as well.

    2. Re:Chobits by newsdee · · Score: 1

      that's were Megatokyo got the idea from...
      IIRC there's even a Chobits "tribute" Dead Piro Day in one of the pages...

    3. Re:Chobits by MsGeek · · Score: 1

      The new "chapter" of Megatokyo promises to have lots of Ping-chan in it. Expect much more Chobits homage in the future.

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    4. Re:Chobits by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 1

      wasn't there a movie about that?

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    5. Re:Chobits by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      What you really want are the originals. :)

      That said, Chobits is one of my favorite anime series. And I know almost everyone hated "Bicentennial Man", but I thought it was great, too (although not exactly Asimovian, if there is such a thing). The smarter computers get, expect more movies like "The Matrix" until our relationship to the machines settles down a bit.

      And some other interesting reads on the mix of computer networks and humans would be: "Sisters of Glass", "Primary Inversion" (series), and ... well, it's getting to be downright ubiquitous.

      Anyone know if there's a good place to buy parts (like mannequins) that could be used to build humanoid looking computers? You've still got to do something intelligent with the monitor. Having a big old CRT just plunked down next to an off-the-wall case destroys the whole effect.

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    6. Re:Chobits by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 1

      That's a good point you make about the monitor. Haveing a huge ol' crt is hideous. How about you put a smalelr LCD monitor on the thing somewhere. I'd say the best locations would be either the back, the top side of the chest, or the stomache, since those are the only large enough areas that are close to flat. I'd say that this might work better as a system remotely accessed, since there's not going to be much of a way to fit a large screen on it. Another possigility is to take advantage of some of the great utilities for the blind, add a screen reader or something, and not have a screen at all. The last (and very corny) solution I can think of is to give the 'girl' a 'breif case' or something with a monitor on it's side panel. It could be a radio pack on it's back, or a flame thrower tank or something, to fit the theme better. Hmm... aside from them (none of which are very good) I'm about out of ideas. Anyone got a better one?

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    7. Re:Chobits by BlankTim · · Score: 1

      Actually, Ping-Chan was in the story *before* Chobits came out.

      Though, I suppose, the idea itself is probably a pretty old one.

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  40. Oddball? by jforr · · Score: 1

    So are these like, for knocking out all those negative waves?

    1. Re:Oddball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man, just relax, drink some wine, and eat some cheese, and catch some rays while they mod the case.
      You see I only use them, I don't know what makes them work.

      (If I wasn't an AC and had mod points, You'd get em!!!)

  41. Within the Company's Budget by xanos3001 · · Score: 1

    THIS IS GREAT. I CAN UPGRADE THE ENTIRE OFFICE WITH THESE :) I do worry about overheating of parts and the cardboard igniting. Oh, well, I will create or wait for another bright idea. Hopefully us Americans can come up with it without killing for the Dollar Bill!

  42. Quick translations by Shinzaburo · · Score: 1

    Some quick translations of the headings on the second link:

    ERN001-PC: "Ellen"

    This is probably the world's first life-size "woman PC."

    RX-78 PC

    The world's first human-sized robot PC at 185cm (just over six feet).

    The Great Nagoya Kin-Shachi ("Gold Dolphin")

    Doesn't it look like a Shachi?

  43. well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would read it but since japanese text doesn't display properly under debian sid and mozilla i won't.

  44. Breakdancers! by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

    foldable PC case made entirely out of cardboard?! I have no idea about the target group

    I haven't actually seen kids breakdancing on folded pieces of cardboard since 1984, but I guess it was bound to make a comeback sometime! Now they can have a PC full of MP3's, instead of a ghetto blaster.

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  45. take it to go by t0ny · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you want your computer case to be paper or plastic?

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  46. Is the girl Lara Croft? by swb · · Score: 1

    It kind of would appear to be from the "shape" and the fact she's in some kind of commando outfit with holsters.

  47. Not impressed. by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

    Not until someone markets a PC case made entirely of cheese.

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      Cheese may be hard because it needs a lot of refrigeration. Chocolate may do it, since there are already chocolate sculptures in some museums, but you better have good heat dissipation... :-)

    2. Re:Not impressed. by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      I have reconsidered. The Ultimate PC Case would be made entirely of Twinkies and Ho-Hos.

      Or at least have them glued on the outside.

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    3. Re:Not impressed. by bhtooefr · · Score: 0

      The Ohio State Fair has a butter sculpture for the duration of the fair. Butter me PC up!

  48. No no no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theres a fair bit of irony in creating a computer case that resembles a real female... where do you insert the floppy again?

    Actually, it doesn't accept floppies.... but interestingly, the hard drive is hot-swappable (yeah... it's SCSI).

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  49. frrst post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  50. What about the domokun? by Zen+Mastuh · · Score: 1

    Think about it: domokun is already rectangular. All you need is some god-awful brown carpet and some colored fabric for the eyes and mouth. You could accessorize your domokun case with vomit piles if you're traditional, or a tabby kitten if you want everybody to please think of the kittens!

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    1. Re:What about the domokun? by cyko500 · · Score: 1

      You could make the mouth a window, and put some red neons inside too ;) lol this is great... I think I've got my idea for a new case mod. Some sheetmetal, a demel, ugly brown carpet, and white felt and I'm gonna have myself a domokun :P

  51. what about RFI? (Radio Frequency Interferrence) by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought the reason cases were made of metal was to shield RFI generated inside your computer from disturbing peoples radio or TV reception. (The FCC has limits on how much RFI a device can emit). A cardboard case would obviously not provide any shielding.

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    1. Re:what about RFI? (Radio Frequency Interferrence) by mustangsal66 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because the plastic case PC's come in today do oh so much shielding. In reality, in a modern (As opposed to one made even 4 years ago) PC, the power supply emits more RF then any other single piece execpt the CRT.

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    2. Re:what about RFI? (Radio Frequency Interferrence) by demonbug · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read the part about impregnating the cardboard with a lead-zinc alloy, which not only improves shielding but can double as a backup power source?

    3. Re:what about RFI? (Radio Frequency Interferrence) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy! Just wrap everything in tin-foil before you put it in the cardboard box.

      I hope they put this on Blue Peter.

    4. Re:what about RFI? (Radio Frequency Interferrence) by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      i would be more worried about the chopped up psu's of modern day(as psu is the single part that will need the most shielding, and with half the sides of the psu's metal casing missing for fan holes.. well, i enjoy the silence too though). you know.. it's funny, since i had horrible interference on my tv card when i had my main games-machine in a case, now out of case the picture is perfect(as it was before i had the case for a brief perioid of time). the way i think of it nowadays is that the pieces that need shielding, are shielded on their own anyways if done properly(like the mentioned tv-tuners tuning box). theres lots of other, more worrying parts in the vicinity of a common desk. one friend of mine can't plug in his desklamps transformer near the transformer for his cable modem if he wishes to use it..

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    5. Re:what about RFI? (Radio Frequency Interferrence) by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      Usually plastic cases (or the components inside most likely to generate stray RF) are lined with a metal mesh material of some sort to provide shielding. Actually, the problem works both ways, as the parent points out--other nearby components (CRT, the wall wart for your printer, the blender in the kitchen on the other side of the wall) typically produce more RF interference than the components in your case. Which is an excellent reason to shield your case. You're not just protecting the world from your computer--you're protecting your computer from the world.

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  52. Prototypeing anyone? by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can actually see this as being useful for design and layout, esp in cases where someone wanted to design their own case in fiberglass, wood, or other non stock material. A cardboard cutout of exactly what you want with accurate specificiations would be most valuable.

    Not to speak of using a decent primer and a flex adheasive paint and actually having something ultra light weight as a display model.

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  53. Re:YOU WANNA HERE ABOUT ODDBALL?? Linux Gold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [SARCASTIC]Ummm... That's polite and very ontopic...[/SARCASTIC]

  54. Cardboard? EMI? by Snowgen · · Score: 1

    What effect does a cardboard case have on the system's EMI? It seems to me that it would be leaking like a colander. Would be tough to get FCC certification with one of these!

    Of course, being Japanese, they really aren't concerned with FCC certification. Still...

    1. Re:Cardboard? EMI? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Aluminum foil?

      Metalic paint?

      Wire mesh?

      There are a number of ways to resolve that issue, but so long as you are not shipping with a power supply, it's not an electrical device ;)

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    2. Re:Cardboard? EMI? by scrotch · · Score: 1

      They're just selling the case, though, right?

      The cardboard case isn't producing any EMI or RFI.

    3. Re:Cardboard? EMI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about an earth? Peripherals need an earth.

  55. Pah by RighteousFunby · · Score: 1

    I had a PC case made of cardboard. I cut a hole in a cardboard box for the power switch and LEDs to poke through, then shoved in a mobo. It worked as well! Even though it did smell like smoke from a steam train after about 5 mins...

    BUT I DID IT!!!

    Oh and there was VIAs PC in a box, as well...this ain't new.

  56. Japanese or not? by RobertNotBob · · Score: 1
    Does anybody else think it is odd that the page with the URL

    www4.justnet.ne.jp/~kat/ pc/pccase.htm (notice the use of english)

    is written in Japanese?

    Why would somebody name a page in Language-A and then write it in Language-B?

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    1. Re: Japanese or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what are you? a fucking moron? how would you write the url in japanese?

    2. Re: Japanese or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since slashdot dosen't allow japanese characters in postings anymore (To stop the trolls), you will have to find out for yourself. Romanji urls are common, but not the other characters.

    3. Re: Japanese or not? by Atomic+Fro · · Score: 0

      I don't think its possible for urls to be written using Japanese characters. The fact its in the .jp domain is enough proof its Japaneese.

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    4. Re: Japanese or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "PC case" is Japanese, yo! Or did you think that they had terms for that just lying around in the Meiji period, waiting for some overclocking otaku to start using them? Yes, I can only imagine the many haiku written about PC cases back in the day... The Japanese have no respect for their own language; "get" is now a pretty standard Japanese word, along with "wrap," "my," "door," and many more. Of course, the meaning of Japanese-English words is almost always incredibly different from the American meaning, but with computer terminology, it tends to be close. Mouse=mouse, Application=Application, Mail=Email, and on and on. There are a few weird things though, like how Wapuro is short for Word processor, but for the most part, if you learn to read Japanese, you realize they have very few "native" computer terms. I've heard Chinese is different, but couldn't say.

    5. Re: Japanese or not? by kagejishin · · Score: 1

      Good point. I wouldn't be surprised to find that the Japanese refer to PCs as...PCs. For example "computer science" is pronounced "konpyuta sciensu" in Japanese because their language simply adopted the already existing words. Ja mata!

    6. Re: Japanese or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever worked in a country where English is not the native language? Things like this happen all the time. People use bits and pieces of English everywhere. Non-English speakers still have to use English-language HTML markup, English-language programming constructs ("if", "while"), English-language directory structures (/home, /etc/passwd, /usr/local), etc, so it's not at all unusual that English-language filenames are also sometimes used.

      Yes, sometimes it is weird looking at C or Pascal code with non-English comments.

    7. Re: Japanese or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually pasokon (Personal Computer), just like the Super Nintendo was the famicom(Family Computer).

    8. Re: Japanese or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably in UTF-8 encoding: fzffy[fW.html
      Not many sites use foreign characters in URLs, though.

  57. Wooden Case much cooler by SolidCore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I still think this wooden case is much cooler

    1. Re:Wooden Case much cooler by Gleef · · Score: 1

      That's not the first wodden case I've seen, but it's by far the nicest, and most functional.

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  58. Here... by kriegsman · · Score: 4, Informative
  59. Mr. Anderson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, if they'd do one in the shape of Keanu Reeves as Neo, they'd have all the places to put the interface ports mapped out for them. Just need a few internal cable extensions from the motherboard.

  60. More Pics Of The Femail Mod by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 5, Informative
    I found other pics the other day of the gun weilding female case.. including shots of her insides.

    Don't have the orignal site url.. but I did save the pics.

    http://alteviltech.com/Gallery2/CaseMod

    Be careful of the cooling fan though ;)

    1. Re:More Pics Of The Femail Mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  61. Where is the Penguin shaped PC? by Maul · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Seriously. A PC case shaped like Tux the Penguin would be the perfect case for a Linux box that is sitting out in the open. A BSD Daemon case would also be a nice thing.

    Though I suppose that the "Ellen" (the one shaped like a girl) case might be attractive to the hardcore otaku with even less of a life than a Slashdotter...

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    1. Re:Where is the Penguin shaped PC? by BlisterMackwell · · Score: 1
  62. Burnin' down the house, Google, etc. by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    I *like* it, but my computer room is about 2 degrees away from being a firetrap as it is.

    I wonder if the folks at Google know about these guys. They'd probably freakin' *love* 'em, given the stories I've heard about their velcroed-together servers.

    There a UK company that ships a server encased in real used pizza boxes, too.

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  63. Re:More Pics Of The Female Mod by AnswerIs42 · · Score: 1

    Female not Femail.. ARGH!

  64. What the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've said it before.. I'll say it again... what the fark is wrong with the Japanese?

  65. Huh? by ivanmnemonic · · Score: 1

    Just a box [/metalgear reference]

  66. ABOUT TIME!!! by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well its about time the Computer revolution was brought to the homeless. They have been left out of the tech market vision for far too long!!!

  67. But you can't have sex on top of it! by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Funny

    Older VME bus systems, like the Sun 4/260, were made of sturdy enough materials, enough to faciliate sexual intercourse of even the most vigerious nature.

    I don't see that possible in a cardboard case. The crushing action and an AGP card in the butt i'd imagine, for most, would be a serious turn off.

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    1. Re:But you can't have sex on top of it! by Atomic+Fro · · Score: 0

      Some one posted a link to this above, but I think it better in this context. If you can't do it on card board, do it on wood!

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    2. Re:But you can't have sex on top of it! by fobbman · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, that's a real concern among the geek-set. They're gonna lose a LOT of sales.

      That's as much a worry as the fact that it wouldn't stand up much to rain.

    3. Re:But you can't have sex on top of it! by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Funniest thing about this comment was that I read the body of it before I read the title. I thought it was about...oh, you get it.

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  68. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by demonbug · · Score: 1
    As Moore's law begins to slow, and the difference between a 2 gHz Duron and a 4 gHz Duron become imperceptible to most normal people ( a few socially challenged gamers and overclockers aside), people will no longer flock to domestic manufacturers known for high performance boxes like IBM, Dell and Gateway, but will instead look for a box that will last them 3 years, and go with thier domestic decorating scheme.


    High performance boxes? Umm, no. Sorry. Anyone who thinks Dell and Gateway make high performance boxes is already lost. Mass-market boxes, sure. But not high performance.

  69. That fembot is a cool idea... by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

    ..I wonder if I can talk my girl (yes, this near-geek has a girl!) to stand model for one...

    Mind you, it appears to have mini-itx board from VIA. If you head over to mini-itx.com, you'll see a lot of weird cases with this board - including a Millenium Falcon, a Commandore SX-64 and it's sibling (twin actually) Comondore 64, a clock and a beer-keg.

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  70. Proper ending... by ggambett · · Score: 1

    ...all your box are belong to us!

  71. Don't Bother by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    If you're on a budget, this isn't going to save you anything. It's 9800 yen, for a kit, 13800 assembled. That's about 80-110 -ish dollars.

    This is for the fashion or environmentally conscious, not the budget-conscious. (Not that that's tremendously expensive for a case or anything...)

  72. Does it include cardboard popups? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Perhaps someone could include a means to provide cardboard popups on this case, that would be sweet!

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  73. Whatever happened to... by hamsterboy · · Score: 1

    ...use the best tool for the job?

    Hamster

  74. Insurance claim by DrXym · · Score: 1

    What do you say on your insurance form when your cardboard encased, overclocked, gasoline cooled PC burns your house down?

  75. Do they make.... by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

    Do they make them in different sizes, like for servers or rack mounted machines? If you take a really big cardboard box, I'm sure you could build an entire beowulf cluster in one of these...

  76. Who needs a Box? by mtc162 · · Score: 0

    I just have my PC in a plain garbage bag.
    oh no.... ::screams and runs after the garbage truck::

  77. Computer geek builds ideal girl by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    One who is into computer games, is slim and trim, is constantly in a position to give head, and isn't going to flee at the sight of him.

  78. About the humanoid cases by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

    Its amazing what people can do with VIA's EPIA motherboards. One look at this picture and you'll get the idea.

    Nice exaust ;)

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  79. Screwed up people by ggambett · · Score: 1

    There's some severely screwed up people out there. I actually think the cardboard model is cool - does this make me one of them?

  80. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Insightful
    As Moore's law begins to slow, and the difference between a 2 gHz Duron and a 4 gHz Duron become imperceptible to most normal people ( a few socially challenged gamers and overclockers aside), people will no longer flock to domestic manufacturers known for high performance boxes like IBM, Dell and Gateway, but will instead look for a box that will last them 3 years, and go with thier domestic decorating scheme.

    It's not too late for American PC manufactuers to stop focusing on CPU's and hard drives and start making PC's that can occupy a place of honor in the house, next to the flatscreen TV. Not everyone wants their house to look like an ISP.

    I believe there is an American PC manufacturer doing that right now. You may have heard of them.
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  81. Anatomical Anomalies by jrrl · · Score: 1
    So, I can't decide which aspect of the woman pc should more outrage the political correctness police. The brains (motherboard) being in her crotch or the big fan in her butt.

    On the other hand, such a design would bring all new conotations to the term "laptop".

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    1. Re:Anatomical Anomalies by phorm · · Score: 1

      Yes, truly. The motherboard should be in the head, with a fan to blow hot air out the ear. In place of the current motherboard residence, I would like a place to insert my "dongle"... er... network interface variety of course.

  82. Dilbert reference... by somethingwicked · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminded me immediately of a fav Dilbert cartoon. Not exact, but I hope close

    PHB- "I think I need to upgrade my computer."

    Dilbert-"You're computer is a cardboard prop that came with your desk"

    PHB-"So I need a motherboard?"

    Dilbert-"No, you need a new desk."

    Except, in this case (Damn puns!) the PHB would be right!

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  83. The 'girl' case. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

    I love how the girl case, through all the steps of construction, seems to have an unfinished bracket area down at the crotch. Even when completed (?) and at some sort of show display, it's still just a drive mounting bracket of some sort.

    It's maybe somewhat good to see somebody doesn't spend all their time at porn sites revealing great mysteries they'll never see in person, but come on, guys. Take at least a peek sometime. It's not the expansion slot you seem to think it is....

    1. Re:The 'girl' case. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful! Looks can be deceiving...what you thought was a slot turns out to be a dongle.

    2. Re:The 'girl' case. by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Its just an electronic maple leaf... not everybody wants to so "love" their computer, though it seems to be a high priority among slashdotters.

  84. Bowie J. Poag Won't Say It... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...so I'll say it for him:

    "What is it with all you perverts who seem to have an unending facination with anime? You must have some serious problems relating to the opposite sex if you need to fantasize about childlike women with eyes as big as saucers and the IQ of a slug. And now this? Did you see the ridiculous proportions on that woman? There is NO woman in real life that looks like that. Not even Apollo Simle (the "live" anime action girl) looks as out of whack in the breast-hip-waist ratio. Let me ask you, if you met a woman that actually looked like that in real life, wouldn't you go running the other direction in terror since you would have to assume she's some alien with the intention of laying eggs in your fat pimply carcass? So, to all you anime fans, I say 'get a life!' Thank you for this minute of your time." - Bowie J. Poag

    1. Re:Bowie J. Poag Won't Say It... by mink · · Score: 1

      The fact that you mention the existance of Apaling Simle writes off anything you had to say.

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    2. Re:Bowie J. Poag Won't Say It... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bowie sez: "Oh...? And Why would that write off anything I say. Everyone knows who Apollo Smile is since she inundates the airwaves of the SciFi channel. Of course the Sci Fi channel sucks ever more everyday. But I still watch it for the B5 re-runs. Go Amiga!"

  85. This has been done before by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

    I saw this done many years ago at a LAN party.

    Actually, it was a Pizza Hut box, and most the parts were held together by duct tape.

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    1. Re:This has been done before by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 1

      Red Green would be proud.

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  86. Disapointing by DonkeyJimmy · · Score: 1

    That sucks. When I first heard of the humanoid cases, I thought they'd be more then a plastic person with wires all coming out of the crotch (and they didn't even show us how the Mech one connected fully built). I was hoping for a disk drive mouth, maybe a bunch of wires that could be pulled out of the hand and retract back into it, LED load lights in the eyes, mouth speakers, ear mic... that kind of stuff. It looks really cool, but there is little or no combination of art and utility in this-- they're just unrelated.

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  87. it's getting there by newsdee · · Score: 1

    A PC case shaped like Tux the Penguin...

    Just get a big enough Tux doll...

  88. Card-board cases by drblunt · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Well
    I'm horrified by the cardboard case idea. It's bad enough that cases are getting so flimsy that I'm afraid to keep them under my desk, but carboard? Jeeze. Hell, I make ATX cases out of old IBM towers, and those things will take a sledgehammer blow. Carboard? Gah. The only thing I really wouldn't worry about would be the ignition thing. If I remember properly, the auto-ignition temp of paper is something like 451 degrees farenheit. If your machine is running that hot, you have alot more to worry about that then your case catching on fire.

    Ahh well. Cheaper, cheaper, cheaper. No wonder the world is infested with flimsy crap.

    Doc

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  89. Perfect for /. geeks by phorm · · Score: 1

    So,now we can have our girlfriend and computer combined?

    If we put speakers in the head... hey, we can even turn her off

    If these become more common, I can foresee a lot of scary things happening with lonely geeks and computers resembling girls...

    1. Re:Perfect for /. geeks by count0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      >hey, we can even turn her off

      You may well have that God-given geek ability to turn women off, though I'm unsure what speakers in her head have to do with that. ;-)

    2. Re:Perfect for /. geeks by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      I though the traditional problem for geeks was getting the girlfriend / female counterpart / opposite gender humanoid and turning it on!

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  90. Actually... by Bvardi · · Score: 1

    I think they ship the cardboard computer case in a big aluminum box with USB ports on the front ;)

  91. new meaning to the phrase... by calethix · · Score: 1

    my box got hacked

  92. How much for the cardboard case? by ikeleib · · Score: 1

    That's what I really want to know.

  93. Not an issue here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said

  94. They Also Sell The Spherical Case by Nintendork · · Score: 1
    As seen in this Slashdot Article

    -Lucas

  95. A Much Cooler Design by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Would have been to make the female PC case an homage to A Clockwork Orange's milk dispensers. Then every time you get a "Is there porn on your computer?" popup, you can honestly answer "No, but there's a computer on my porn!".

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  96. Heat Problems? by johny_qst · · Score: 1

    I wonder what the heat dissipation is like for a mecha case made out of insulating foam. How many fans do you need to keep the robot from melting due to the power of the AMD processor?

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  97. Environmental! by mrklin · · Score: 1

    Hey, at least the case is recyclable and cost less energy/resource to produce! Nevertheless, the most harmful products (lead, mercury, etc) are on the circuit boards and not the case.

  98. ...happy thoughts...happy...thoughts...... by Asprin · · Score: 1


    WOAH! YOU DIDN'T SAY THESE WERE LIFE SIZE!

    There's something sick about doing a case in the shape of a life-size chick, man. I mean, check this out!

    Friend: Say, what the heck happened to your PC?
    Me: Oh, the hard drive took a dump.

    Not right, man... not right.

    (**shudder**)

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    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
    1. Re:...happy thoughts...happy...thoughts...... by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Oh, one more thing.

      That may be the one case mod I've seen that is *absolutely* *guaranteed* to get the wife to pack her bags and call an attorney.

      --
      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
  99. Alternate use of girl case? by ZorMonkey · · Score: 1

    I was going through the pictures for the girl humanoid case. Then I got to this one. That just looks wrong... Yeah right, hes going to stick a "gun" in the right hand.

  100. Obligatory Anime Link (eichi) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story reminds me of "Buttobi CPU" where a new computer turns out to be a cute girl!

    http://www.animeacademy.com/library/bcpu/bcpu.html

  101. * Cardboard PCBOX feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With structure of non- use of adhesive high quality recycling!
    After recycling the paper melting one time, being to play back, it does, but when the adhesive blends at that time, quality of the recycled paper is dropped. Even, it inserts the section joint and the like inside the substance from the development concept which a little with is said to environment kindly and freely uses skill, does not use the adhesive altogether. (Only slave * logographic sticking both sides tape specification)

  102. censorship in Japan by hndrcks · · Score: 1

    Did you notice that it's (assumedly) legal to show a naked artifical woman taking a dump in her own hand - but they have to censor her genitals?

    Japanese censorship laws - now that is 'really strange.'

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  103. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that cardboard computer case will last forever! Dumbass

  104. Cardboard case is Mini-ITX only by Froobly · · Score: 1

    I hate to burst the bubble of all those who had visions of running their home systems inside one of these, but according to Boxmaster's site, the cardboard case uses the Mini-ITX form factor.

    While this might not be a problem for some, I don't know how many of us are willing to buy one of the few Mini-ITX motherboards on the market just to use this case.

    Also, regarding the humanoid cases, it looks to me as if they can't be opened. Maybe I'm just not looking carefully enough, or maybe these are just meant for your BSD router or something...

  105. Beige boxes? by psyconaut · · Score: 1

    The cardboard case gives a whole new meaning to having a "beige box" computer ;-)

    -psy

  106. girl PC is birthing a mouse by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is it just me, or does it look like the female PC is giving birth to a mouse, keyboard and monitor?

    And the owner thought he was having problems picking up girls before...

    dork: "hut hut, wanna see my computer?"
    chick: "um... sure, I guess"
    dork: "Voila! It's got 11.125ghz, transphasic power supply..."
    chick: "WHAT THE HELL IS COMING OUT OF THE LEGS OF THAT MANIKIN?!?"
    dork: "oh, well those are the cables for my keyboard, mouse and.... hey where you going?!? You didn't get to see my Dragon..."

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  107. "Girl" PC case by psyconaut · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Where do you insert a floppy dick....ummm....I mean floppy disk in to her?

    -psy

    1. Re:"Girl" PC case by mritunjai · · Score: 1

      Shhh...

      Don't tell people that you have a floppy dick... you know IBM named it "floppy" cuz it was made out of flexible disks :-)

      Tell where you'll put your Hard-disk... ofcourse assuming you have a removable one :-)

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  108. Re:do it on wood by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    The woodcase is actually kinda spiffy, i've made one my self actually not nearly so large. I have actually thought about converting furnature to actually house some of my hardware. Sorta having a rack mount effect, but having a more earthy feel to it. Plus the added bonus that theif would be likely to spot it as being valuable, and carting away with it.

    Serious bonus to the fact that it also serves as a platform for things like printer and supplies, and the fact that furnature that just needs re-finishing work is pretty dirt cheep. All you need is a dremel, belt sander, and perhaps a random orbital and lots of elbow greese.

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  109. The paperless society... by soupmaster · · Score: 1
    I'm no eco warrior, but weren't computers supposed to move us away from paper?


    I am a conspiracy theorist however, and so I can only assume the lumber industry is funding the venture capital for this "cute" business product.

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  110. Woah! hot chix! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    You gotta love those hentai japanese fellers!

    And can I be among the first to say (though I doubt I will be) "...imagine a beowulf cluster of these..."

  111. What about RFI? by dentar · · Score: 1

    There's this thing called "shielding" that these cardboard cases seem to be missing.

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  112. Transformer Case NEXT! by Wiwi+Jumbo · · Score: 1

    Optimus Prime would be awesome as a case.

    Perfect excuse for the case windows and cold-cathode lights inside!

    Extra points to the geek who's able to make his transform. (x2 if it can transform on it's own)

    --
    Wiwi
    "I trust in my abilities,
    but I want more then they offer"
    1. Re:Transformer Case NEXT! by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      I claim the x2 points on behalf of M$ for transforming my office workstation into a work-stationary all by itself - ****ing XP!

      "...and now over to the office, where this month's fifth p.c. build is about to take place..."

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  113. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    So everyone is going to want a cardboard box next to their flatscreen?!?

    While the Japanese then "innovate" paper maiche boxes that can sit on top of your stereo?

    Here you go- newspaper oragami systems!

    Better yet- very slim systems that you can nail to your wall and then wall paper them!

    Hah! Put the computer into the shelves that hold your stereo!

    meh

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    Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
  114. Another benefit of the cardboard case: by Greedo · · Score: 1

    Hey ... if you want to build a "real" case out of plastic or plexiglass or whatnot, I bet the cardboard pieces make a great set of templates.

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  115. Re: Liquid Cooling? by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 1

    Oh man, I'm going to hell for even *thinking* that...

  116. Other cool stuff from the cardboard folks by Greedo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Dig around on their site a bit and you see some other case products, like one with Delorean-type openings and some way-cool spherical cases.

    Too bad, though. It seems they don't deliver outside of Japan.

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  117. Aw come ON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupidfuck fratboy's got a catfish spine in his head! That's not a troll, it's funny! OUCH!

  118. Yeah, I've seen these before... by Dr.+Mu · · Score: 1

    ...in Office Depot, back in the office furniture section. Isn't this the same computer that Dilbert's pointy-haired boss uses?

  119. The furniture for the cardboad PC by bobbv · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is, of course, cardboard: http://amawin.com/commercial/quart_de_poil/L5_engl ish/Quart_de_poil_carton_uk.htm

    And weren't there cardboard geodesic domes at Burning Man last year?

    Just don't smoke in bed.

  120. UL Approval? by 4ginandtonics · · Score: 1

    Such a simple design... surely it will breeze right through the UL and FCC approval processes...

  121. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

    Sounds a lot like 70's muscle-cars vs. 2000's ricers..

    Chrysler/Mopar -- Honda
    IBM/INTEL -- ??

    S

  122. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by dafozzee · · Score: 0

    IBM/Intel

    Point is that a honda has a whole diffrent concept/design from a muscle car. PCs are PCs... the big diffrence is a few neons here or there and a fan or 2... We're not talking variable valve timing (Vtec) vs Hemi

  123. Bucket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My friend made a PC case out of a 5-gallon paint bucket from home depot. He drilled holes for all the ports and cut slots for fans. It's probably the best LAN party case ever, because all you have to do is put the lid on and carry it using the built-in handle.
    much better than a cardboard box.

  124. This could be dangerous for a frustrated Geek... by orichter · · Score: 1

    Check out where the fan is located on this model. Doll PC This can only lead to bad things.

  125. poof and zat by Causemos · · Score: 1


    Cardboard case ... hmmmm ... I've never seen hardware throw off sparks or get really hot ... never happens (cough cough)

  126. is that a roll of quarters by delorean · · Score: 1
    ... in your pocket? or are you happy to see my pc?

    http://www4.justnet.ne.jp/~kat/pc/ern/ern001.htm

    it had to asked...

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  127. PCbox (Politically Correct box?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they are just trying to cash in on the recyclable PC market.

  128. guess i'll be buying scotch tape in bulk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i hate you all....if my boss sees this i will be spending the rest of my days scotch taping together our servers and listening to complaints from management why the shelve life of our servers aren't longer! who is responsible for posting this on slashdot!!!!!!!!!!!

  129. freaks and geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what? you fuckers still play Q3? get a life!!

    1. Re:freaks and geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure whatever it is you do is equally stupid, so STFU Trolly-troll-troll

  130. EMN? by Causemos · · Score: 2, Informative

    My laptop generates a fair amount of electromagnetic noise being near a radio or such. A full tilt desktop would be even worse.

    Cases also keep this noise out. Other devices generate quite a bit of electromagnetic noise and depending on the quality of the internal components (remember "cardboard case"), their stability may be reduced by being exposed to this.

  131. The fish dragon thingy... by Junebug · · Score: 1

    That fish dragon thing is actually a Chinese sea monster that has the head of a tiger and the body of a fish. The body is covered with poisonous spikes. On land it can transform itself into a tiger. A representation of the Shachihoko was used in medieval Japan as a gargoyle and is what adorns the top of Nagoya Castle in Nagoya, Japan.

    Totally unrelated, but thought someone might actually be interested in knowing this.

  132. Nice and quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Card board is a natural noise dampener. My only problem with the case is the lack of any grounded wire mesh to keep the electro magnetic interferece from screwing up my cordless phone.

    I think I'm going to get one of these for my EPIA, or maybe I'll just cut one out myself. The box from my new 19" monitor should be more than enough cardboard. Mine will have grey duct tape so it will be a LOT spiffier than this.

  133. Cardboard cases are sooper-efficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When I spent all of my cash on a cute little Mini-ITX board, I didn't have enough money for one of the related sooper-cute cases that cost just as much as the board itself. As it sits now, the box that the board came in is serving well as the case, even with a stylish "external" dvd drive. Pictures, for all interested parties.

  134. Great... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

    A computer modeled to look like something the user will never have the pleasure of becoming intimate with. What's the next step? A REAL DOLL made to hold your computer parts too? While waiting for your kernel to recompile you can skullfuck your computer.. jeez... some people just gotta get out more... honestly.

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    1. Re:Great... by EllF · · Score: 1

      While waiting for your kernel to recompile you can skullfuck your computer Actually, that feature has been present since 2.4.17.

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  135. Re:what about RFI? Tin Foil Mod to the Rescue! by t0qer · · Score: 1

    You need:
    Package of Tin Foil
    Tape
    A cardboard PC Case

    Measure the side of the case. For those with the skills, eyeballing the length is fine. Now tear out a sheet of Tin Foil the same length of the case. Use the tape to attatch the foil. Keep doing this until your entire case is covered in foil.

    Voila! Now you can go tell the FCC or any similiar organization that you're compliant :D

  136. another odd computer by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    All this talk about odd computers reminds me of one that they stopped making some time back. It was the Bill Clinton computer. It has a "3 1/2 inch floppy and no memory.

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  137. Computer got CLEAVAGE! by Garridan · · Score: 1

    http://www4.justnet.ne.jp/~kat/pc/ern/ern16.jpg

  138. large gundams by Adler · · Score: 1

    im a gundam modeler, and want to make a life size gundam, anyone have any links on the subject? i've looked around but cant find a damn thing.

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  139. Go Bush! by John3 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wrote them to see if they were for real and here's the reply.

    "Your Very Interesting Email message forward to us! We answer to your Concerning Question with big speed because Love Our Customer!!

    Yes Lupo Very Real!! Box of top A-OK board of paper you bet!! Come inside Number 386 1.25 gag processor, BIG FAST! DVD go in hole OK! Button go on off!!! Very Good to carry from place to Other place with Arm of Child!!

    Can You Doubt It??? Money will be sent of You in envelope if Lupo offends!!

    You see: America Love Lupo like Yankee pronto!! Our Customer tadpole OK!!!!

    Go Bush!!!"

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  140. Computer Car Pool by Pandishar · · Score: 1

    Now when I take my computer to work with me, I can use the carpool lane. I may actually be on time.

  141. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by RajivSLK · · Score: 1

    Sweet, apple started making PCs!

    Can I get OSX for x86 now?!? please?

    Now, lets make fun of you for making fun of someone else and screwing it up! <STYLE=SIMPSONS.NELSON>HA HA</STYLE>

    Not so comical anymore, eh!

  142. In the land of paper houses... by PortWineBoy · · Score: 1

    we have paper computers. No, no fire risk here.

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  143. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    Sweet, apple started making PCs!

    Can I get OSX for x86 now?!? please?

    Now, lets make fun of you for making fun of someone else and screwing it up! HA HA

    Speaking of screwing it up: You do know what the acronym "PC" stands for, don't you?

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  144. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well there is the original definition. Then there is the real definition of what people mean when they say PC. The real definition is "Windows and x86 architecture". Mac isn't even considered.

  145. Are people too spoiled & rich & bored now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of all the money and effort that was put into those useless cases.

  146. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PC - Personal Computer, invented by IBM. x86 Architecture etc. Replaced microcomputers.

  147. Cat Litter box mod by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    I am considering making my cats litter box into a PC. Just wondering if I leave it for my cat to use, will it merge files quicker? I have already had a long compile screwed up by my cat walking on the keyboard, while I went away to get a cup of coffee. I still can't figure what the heck he typed.

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  148. First there's math in origami by Psykechan · · Score: 1

    First on /. we find that there's math in origami. Now we find that you can store your number cruncher inside your origami case.

    Isn't technology keen?

  149. Effective Japanese time management by jesuscash · · Score: 1

    Holy crap, do the Japanese just have more time on their hands than we do?

  150. Re:As Moore's law slows, the Japanese will rule PC by nametaken · · Score: 1

    Not everyone wants their house to look like an ISP

    Whoa, whoa, whoa... wha?? Who??

  151. Dot Crash by Alcoyotl · · Score: 1

    This could have been the Dot Crash craze : you lost jour job, your stocks won't buy you a pack of gum and you live in a homeless shelter ?
    Don't let your shiny computer you slavaged ruin that overall misery look : The cardboard case will win everyone's sympathy !

  152. The perfect addition by mharris007 · · Score: 0

    This would be the perfect addition to my cardboard house, made of a cardboard box that once contained a refridgerator!

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  153. MOD that up +5 Underrated! by xintegerx · · Score: 1

    nt