Whatever cancer, lukemia, AIDS, or avian bird flu I get from my three cell phones, four wifi routers, two microwaves, and seven televisions, I want more of it.
See the hottest collisions on the web! Watch as innocent particles get ripped apart, revealing their inner quarks! See protons get exploited and penetrated in their luscious gluons!
Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from shelleytherepublican.com? They probably run the inferior shelleytherepublican.com software anyway. Their lack of morals and shelleytherepublican.com is something only satanist democ-rats and shelleytherepublican.com could empathize with.
While their Great Leader, shelleytherepublican.com, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our shelleytherepublican.com and forces us to use communist European shelleytherepublican.com.
(With special thanks to the/. auto-linking URL system)
GarageBand is a Mac-only application bought by Apple.
If you'd ever used logic 6 (the last version made by emagic before getting bought out by apple, who later produced logic 7 and recycled the sound engine into garageband), you'd know how ridiculous you sounded just now. Granted, apple didn't write the whole app from scratch, but what they did to it was the equivilent of "pimp my app" with a '79 chevy nova. Give some credit where it's due.
Tell me again why we as Software Engineers are supposed to use descriptive method and variable names? Sure, it may be useful during testing/building/debugging/etc; nobody will argue that. However, if your "secure" product can be easily hacked due to the fact that you use descriptive class/variable/method names, maybe the practice should be reviewed.
We're supposed to use descriptive variable names because when you're working with a team of people, it's more apparent to your teammates what a method called VerifyPassWord() will do instead of, say, Ooeuk436snthk().
That being said, don't blame their engineering process. They should have just used a code obfuscator before depolyment.
Maybe in this case it would be more beneficial to not give chimps the same rights as humans.... muahahaha, off to the vivisection lab with YOU, curious george!
Longtime, loyal, somewhat-crazy fans, first marketplace claims, static marketshare... I'd say the only thing your analogy is missing is "good taste in design". Never cared for those hideous jumpsuits and pager-pins myself..
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From TFA:
"..device designed with one-touch screen.."
Not exactly the same as the iPhone. At least I can finally give microsoft "the finger", literally.
"You can have our IP when you pry it from our cold, dead hands!"
5. Replace bomb sniffing dogs with jedi knights. Explanation not required.
"These aren't the hand cremes and fingernail clippers that you're looking for..."
Let me tell you a story. An "in Soviet Russia" kind of story.
Wait a minute, I thought that in Soviet Russia, the story told you!
Whatever cancer, lukemia, AIDS, or avian bird flu I get from my three cell phones, four wifi routers, two microwaves, and seven televisions, I want more of it.
mmmm... particle porn!
See the hottest collisions on the web! Watch as innocent particles get ripped apart, revealing their inner quarks! See protons get exploited and penetrated in their luscious gluons!
No, but the dupe of this article next week will be...
Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from shelleytherepublican.com? They probably run the inferior shelleytherepublican.com software anyway. Their lack of morals and shelleytherepublican.com is something only satanist democ-rats and shelleytherepublican.com could empathize with.
/. auto-linking URL system)
While their Great Leader, shelleytherepublican.com, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our shelleytherepublican.com and forces us to use communist European shelleytherepublican.com.
(With special thanks to the
The president's motorcade will be shadowed by a helicopter equipped with signal-jamming equipment.
I'm just hoping it's not black, for the sake of the tinfoil-hat crowd...
Finally, could this be the year of linux on the desktop?!
Keep an eye out for a product called "Sequel" by Steinberg... it's basically garageband for windows.
You mean add a few bucks. There's a price break for crapware. It pays for the cost of Windows and then some.
My, my, aren't we feeling a bit feisty this morning? I don't suppose that netcraft has confirmed the above claim, have they?
Actually, switzerland is still using the franc. I have a feeling that the GP is unaware of this, however...
GarageBand is a Mac-only application bought by Apple.
If you'd ever used logic 6 (the last version made by emagic before getting bought out by apple, who later produced logic 7 and recycled the sound engine into garageband), you'd know how ridiculous you sounded just now. Granted, apple didn't write the whole app from scratch, but what they did to it was the equivilent of "pimp my app" with a '79 chevy nova. Give some credit where it's due.
Not to nitpick your post, but I thought you'd like to know that it's QED, not QUED... it's short for "quod erat demonstrandum", from Latin. :)
Which product did they buy and rebrand?
I really hope you're not referring to logic, because that's a totally different animal...
Anyone that's been on IRC can clearly confirm the above statement...
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.torrent file?!
What, no
Tell me again why we as Software Engineers are supposed to use descriptive method and variable names? Sure, it may be useful during testing/building/debugging/etc; nobody will argue that. However, if your "secure" product can be easily hacked due to the fact that you use descriptive class/variable/method names, maybe the practice should be reviewed.
We're supposed to use descriptive variable names because when you're working with a team of people, it's more apparent to your teammates what a method called VerifyPassWord() will do instead of, say, Ooeuk436snthk().
That being said, don't blame their engineering process. They should have just used a code obfuscator before depolyment.
Maybe it'll squirt twice as far as the original Zune...
Maybe in this case it would be more beneficial to not give chimps the same rights as humans.... muahahaha, off to the vivisection lab with YOU, curious george!
Longtime, loyal, somewhat-crazy fans, first marketplace claims, static marketshare... I'd say the only thing your analogy is missing is "good taste in design". Never cared for those hideous jumpsuits and pager-pins myself..
Realistically, do you really need HD video to watch a woman getting screwed by three hung guys?
This is a question you really don't want to ask the slashdot community, trust me....
Why are these being compared? They are not in the same product class or market.
Because it's an "iPhone killer", duh!
Oh wait.... since the iPhone hasn't been released yet, I guess that would instead make it an "iPhone aborter"..
Besides I want an ipod with me all the time, I don't like being attached to the blackberry all the time.
Just be careful next time you walk through airport security with four ipods strapped to your belt, ok?