Sci-fi Writers Join War on Terror
yoyoq writes "Homeland Security is looking for suggestions from sci-fi writers. "Looking to prevent the next terrorist attack, the Homeland Security Department is tapping into the wild imaginations of a group of self-described "deviant" thinkers: science-fiction writers."
Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door."
Put a Terminator on every plane. What could go wrong?
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door.
Everyone's a snide little clever genius after the fact.
Here's a suggestion: no, it could not have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door. It would have likely been a somewhat different attack, but it still would have happened.
Meanwhile, people still catch colds despite having a supply of tissue in the house.
Let everyone onboard with any weapon (firearm) they are legally permitted to carry otherwise. Who is going to try and jack a bus, plane, car (name your mode of transportation here) if the bad guy thinks there is a high probability that somebody on that (mode of transportation) is most likely ARMED TO THE TEETH!? ooh yea, and I liked that idea above, about putting locks on the cockpit doors, might as well arm the pilots too while we are at it.
no, SERIOUSLY.
Here's an idea, why not stop wasting time on this sort of, headline grabbing, nonsense and sort out the existing agencies who are supposed to be responsible for this sort of thing so they can gain some actual intelligence about what the terrorists are actually planning and actually do something to stop that.
If Homeland Security really are trying to think of more innovative solutions they might consider putting a stop to some of the activities the US is or has been involved in which tend to increase the number of available terrorists wanting to attack it. This might involve stopping the CIA kidnapping people and taking them off to be tortured, stop starting pointless wars and stop interfering in other countries in order to install regimes that suit your own purposes.
They should get a science fiction writer to create a religion to create an alternative to Islam. Oh.
Our sense of risk is so badly out of whack that we're just being ridiculous--it isn't even hysteria anymore, not after this many years. We're being suckered by a sensationalistic media working in cohorts with government, which always, always wants more power. I'd say it was shocking if I could even muster any surprize at how stupid we're being over this.
Pilots would be blackmailed into opening cockpit doors at the threat of killing everyone in the cabin. Terrorists would learn lock picking. WTC would be brought down by a big truck with explosives instead of planes. Al-Quida would carry out a chemical or biological attack. Let's face it, targets are endless and internal security is only a small part of preventing terrorism. Withdrawing from Israeli-Palestinian conflict on one hand and refusing to do any business with Islamic countries on the other would deprive terrorists of both recruits and resources and have a much bigger effect on new attacks. We can also distinguish religious freedom from calls for violence against everyone and deport or deny visas to extremists of every faith - muslim, christian, scientology, falun gong...
Personally I would like to see sci-fi authors like cory doctrow or scott sigler invited to "secure the country" not because i think they would be exceptionaly good at it (not to say they wouldn't be ...) but i do think their solutions would be rather interesting to say the least..
"well, we came up with the idea to take the brains from these genetically created ancestor creatures, then dump them into a jar hook them up with multiple cybernetic bodies and train them act like a swarm of rabid squirrels"
Lemme see...
- train your stormtroopers so they can hit a man sized target at 100 ft distance
- don't have your war droids depend on a centralized node that, when destroyed, would disable the whole army
- make sure there are no vents leading directly to your death star's reactor, no matter how hard or unlikely to hit they are
- fun as it may be, and sure as you may be that he's a complete bastard, don't send a father to torture his daughter and duel his son. They might end up working together against you. Also, if you've decided to replace him with his son, don't tell it to his face.
- don't make yourself hated by whole populations in the first place. Destroying whole planets just to show you can, is actually pretty bad PR. It's bad for your tax income too. Noone will rise in rebellion or send suicide bombers against you for just treating them right and creating employment.
- make sure the doors, especially prison doors or doors to critical command rooms, can't be opened by shooting the control panel. And generally, security means everything should fail in the way that is the least of a security problem. Losing electricity should cause the door bolts to lock the door (e.g., they're on springs that push them to the locked state, and you need current to pull them open), not unlock it.
- for that matter, and according to the same principle, a damaged reactor should tend to shut down, not blow up. There's a reason 20'th century nuclear reactors need current to keep the moderator rods out, and get to shut down if they lose that current
- control consoles don't have much of a reason to explode when the ship takes a hit in some point half a mile away. You may need that console again, and trained specialist officers that operate them are expensive to replace too
- invest in some shielding technology, or at least armour. The Mitsubishi A6M Zero fared poorer than you'd think with only speed and maneuverability as its only defenses, and got shot by airplanes which could take a whole clip and keep flying. The TIE fighter is just repeating an existing mistake. Don't do it.
And generally, read the evil overlord's list already.
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what about transcontinental flights where the pilot goes to sleep so he can later safely land the plane?
We came,we saw, we kicked it's ass!
The bogus threat of terrorism has been the greatest bonanza for greedy and power-hungry politicians in recent US and world history. So why would they give that up now?
Maybe some genius SF writer could come up with a technology that solves the social problems that promote terrorism.
Well, one not involving everyone dying, hopefully.
I've got a bad attitude and karma to burn. Go ahead. Mod me down.
Fix the voting system so we don't wind up with another President that seems to be determined to piss off the entire planet. It's really not meant to be a troll but a fact. Both of the last elections were seriously in doubt. 911 may have been unavoidable but does anyone seriously believe we'd have this mess in Iraq if Gore had won in 2000? You want to stop terrorist end the conditions creating them. Prevention is always the best medicine.
A year from now we'll all have to take Voight-Kampff tests to prove that we're not super-strong replicants programmed to take over the plane.
It worked in Footfall but the world was being attacked by aliens in that book. Saudi terrorists are not aliens and I don't think Larry and Jerry are the best people to call on unless you want to be told to strike back with an Orion pulse rocket.
Given a more real world scenario I suggest the Homeland Security Department look to people who really were thinking ahead during the 70's and 80's and ask them to think ahead from now.
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Actually, here's a better question: How many americans were killed in terrorist attacks in the year _before_ 9/11? Exactly zero.
Saying "we haven't had other attacks since then" just begs for the "see? so our paranoid security works!" answer. The fact is, there weren't that many before either. Sure, 9/11 was most unfortunate, but it was by and large a one time event.
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This group is a professinal think tank, those in the picture all look over 55, and to be a member you need a technical doctorate degree. How much of a "deviant" thinker or "rebel" can they really be? Aren't people that come up with the most inventive and "crazy" ideas a bit younger? I like the idea of employing think tanks, it shows initiative which is vital, but if they really want some results I think they're going to have to attract a different set of thinkers.
Leaving aside the Monday morning quarterbacking there is ample evidence to suggest that the "ideas" of 9-11 from the tactical nature of the attacks to the identities of the attackers was in fact known or knowable. Al-Quaeda was, in fact on the intelligence community's radar screen and warnings about Osama Bin-Laden were prevalent even in Presidential Daily Briefings. Additionally there had been an exercise simulating exactly the kind of attack that occurred. So it wasn't that the idea had not arisen or that noone had suggested things.
Rather, its apparent that the suggestions were ignored. Whether they were ignored because Bush wanted to focus on other things or that the nature of the ideas somehow rendered them ignorable is unclear. What is clear is that they were, in fact, present and had been suggested.
Post 9-11 a great deal of effort has been spent on garnering "ideas" for attack styles on the grounds that "we didn't know". While it is nice to see people expanding their minds it is a little worrisome that they have not done so before. It is also a little worrisome because the new ideas seem to fall into two categories, those that get ignored and those that are overreacted upon.
In the former class we have things such as not throwing children year olds into Guantanamo Bay, and adding armor to protect our troops against IEDs (something that was so badly rejected that the solders were ordered by the White House to remove armor that they had added in the field). A great example of the latter comes from one of Bob Woodward's books on Bush. Some of you may remember that point about a year or so ago when the terror alert levels jumped and new, ominous, warnings came out about Al-Quaeda hijacking trains and filling them with chemicals. It turns out a bunch of guys were sitting around a meeting and one of them said: "You know it would suck if Al-Qaueda stole a train and loaded it with chemicals..." A few days later they lock down all the train stations.
So with all due respect to DHS's desire for new info but I'd like to see them make better use of what they've already got.
They might as well just post the discussion here.
Here's my list:
"we've got trenchcoats and bad attitudes" - John Constantine, HellBlazer
Where did the investigation into all the strange stock trades the day before 9/11 lead? Cause you know, if you want to prevent something like this from happening again you need to know who was responsible and it's pretty clear that the Saudis and the Bush regime are in it up to their necks.
We should start by repealing patriot style laws and restricting the over reaching powers of so-called 'homeland security' agencies. Then we can have a decent investigation and bring those responsible to justice instead of using 9/11 as an excuse to start illegal wars. Just a suggestion but obviously I'm a 'deviant thinker' for not swallowing the kool aid.
Wasn't the title of one of the reports presented to Dubya prior to 9-11 "Terrorists plan an attack on American soil with commercial airliners" or something like that? Don't have to be a sci-fi writer to interpret that... So, "reading and complying with warnings" might be a place to start. And for those that think terrorism is an Islamic problem: http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518, 476599,00.html (500 Terror Attacks in EU in 2006 - But Only 1 by Islamists)
I think that Michael Moore said it best: You cannot win the war on terror, because you cannot go to war with a noun.
If they can't read what's already out there what's the use of writing any more? Read a Dale Brown novel for chrissake! In one of his books terrorists use jetliners to attack targets in the US, including the capitol. Can't get closer than that!
Maube they could try and understand why the bugs launch their attacks at earth?
How about a sane foreign policy? Like cockpit locks, it won't prevent all terrorist attacks, but less bullying and more actual diplomacy will help. It also wouldn't hurt to examine economic policies and disproportionate consumption of resources. America is a colonial power by fiat and as long as that is so, there will continue to be terrorists.
The sci-fi angle is just silliness, in my opinion.
Rather than screening people coming into the USA why not screen people leaving the USA.
You could come up with a standardised "AQ" (Asshole Quotent) score and refuse exit to anyone scoring more than 100.
Answering "Yes" to questions like "Do you believe there should be Starbucks outlet in every culturaly important site" gets you five points.
Aswering "Yes" to a question like "Do you believe it is acceptable to shout out 'Does anyone in this joint speak English' when visting a foriegn art gallery" get you ten points.
Answering "Yes" to a question like "Do you believe its wrong to provide condoms to people who are HIV positive" gets you 50 points.
By screening people leaving your country in this way you could promote the illusion that USAians are polite considerate respectfull people and you hatred and bombs would be better directed at Candadians or Swedes.
Also candidates for high office could boast about thier high scores come lection time.
Old COBOL programmers never die. They just code in C.
Depending on your interpretation of history, it could be argued that this was one of the things that let to the collapse of the Soviet Union as they couldn't compete with the proposed SDI technologies.
Yeah, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that locks on the doors on 9/11 could have been useful, but really some blue sky thinking will do no harm.
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We're flat out of fanciful terrorist ideas to scare the public with and need some new ones. Have you got any? Don't worry if they sound totally implausible, once we're finished sprucing them up only the unpatriotic will be laughing at them.
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Nah, just an ED209 on every plane.
What could possibly....
But wait.
LOL
I am the unwilling control for my Origin.
For example, if you don't want to see any stories regarding Paris Hilton, then use -"paris hilton". When enough people are using the filter, then publishers will stop publishing stories that readers refuse to view.
Oh well, I thought it was a good idea, but I also thought putting locks on cockpit doors was a good idea too, but we all know how that one turned out...
It might have helped if the President had carefully read a certain August 6th, 2001 memo titled Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US.
Of course, Bush spent the rest of the day fishing.
We should be thankful to GWB for the fact that there haven't been any further attacks on the US, clearly his anti-terrorism policies have worked.
I'm also a smoker but don't have cancer, so clearly cigarettes prevent cancer.
I don't live over there, so I'm not changing anything. But I think some intelligent people over in the US should really start making those very valid points. Talk to your friends and family, and make it clear how utterly irrelevant it is to be worried about terror. Unless terrorists obtain nukes or other WMD's, terror is a complete non-issue for the average joe. Like spending your life fearing that you should be suddenly killed by lightning.
Oh, and if you're taking the global perspective, try these numbers: around 24.000 people die every day due to hunger. Though americans may be annoyed if you take that perspective too far. If disasters were measured solely in terms of human lives lost, 9/11 wouldn't be the headline even on the day it happened.
I lost my sig.
- Separate the cockpit from the rest of the plane and have their own entrance to it, if the pilots need access to the rest of the plane then make it the other way around by having the passenger area separate from the rest of the plane.
- Have a signal that can be sent to the plane that will allow remote-control or autopilot to the closest airport that the pilots cannot override without clearance from the ground.
- Signal from the ground can make the autopilot to set a specific course and altitude for a number of minutes.
- The lock on the cockpit door can only be unlocked by someone on the ground.
- Knockout gas that the pilots can release into the passenger area. (maybe better that a few people dies than the whole plane crashes)
And to make the communication with the plane more secure (so no one can interfere with the signals) allow for both laser and RF communication, maybe even put the whole passenger area in a faraday-cage and have 2 antennas for separate sat and ground communication.
Sci-fi Writers Join War on Terror ...ahhhh-HAHAHAHA... You're so fucked in the ass... hahaha... You're sooo fucked in the ass...
It's your taxmoney workin' you poor little American taxpayer-bastards. Europe certainly sucks. But, hey, it's the stories from the US that make us laugh.
Needless to say they started with reading and implementing ideas from 1984. Including but not limited to the war in Eurmiddeleastia.
Privacy is terrorism.
Actually, we used to have programs in place that would pay informants for information on ideas and plans against us. But in the 90s those programs were canceled because they paid "bad" people. The alternative we are stuck with now was documented in a movie, Team America:World Police, where the only way left for us to infiltrate cells are to... well, just watch the movie baka-huka-baka-baka.
George Orwell's classic has been used by this administration as a "how-to guide." Yeah, SF writers will get right on that.
"Support our Oops."
- "Now our terrorist-pilots can fly into buildings safe in the knowledge that the passengers cannot interfere"
- "Terrorists capture remote-control office and fly planes into buildings remotely. Pilots unable to stop the inevitable"
- "Terrorists convince planes to fly into mountains, killing all onboard. "
- "Terrorists take over plane, using knockout gas provided by the government to keep passengers from halting their evil deeds"
Well, all the more reason to learn from the mistakes of the past, don't you think? Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. And it would be a shame to have to blow the death star again.
Not to mention other historical stuff that doesn't necessarily need repeating. Like Napoleon's wars, for example. Marching in a column with flintlock muskets is just no longer hip, you know. Or like assassinating Caesar. The poor guy suffered enough the first time, I see no reason to be mean and put him through that again. Etc.
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Hey, this reminds me a lot of a movie from the 70's: Three days of the Condor, by Sydney Pollack.
There was this special CIA unit in NY which goal was to read every sci-fi and thriller books, entering the stories in a beautiful old DEC tape computer. But one day, Robert Redford (The Condor) discovers a story that sounds so real that some people (the bad guys) decide to "terminate" this unit by killing everyone.
Great movie!
People are totally innumerate and they overreact to rare, dramatic events. Everyone went nuts over the VT tragedy because it was "the worst school shooting in history" even though it only killed 30+ people. That's less than an average day's worth of gun deaths, or about six hours of car accidents. Now it's almost six years later and people are still overreacting to 9/11. I mean, 3000 deaths in one day and at the same place is impressive, but it still totals to just one month of car accidents. Think of how miserable we've made ourselves since then. Was it worth it?
Asking "whether the next 9/11 can be prevented" is a dumb question to try to answer. It's like "how do we prevent the next car accident?" The sort of questions we should be asking sound cold and calculating, which is unfortunate because it keeps us from asking them:
- Is it possible to reduce the number of terrorist attacks?
- Is it possible to reduce the number of terrorist attacks to zero?
- What is the probability per year that a terrorist act might affect you?
- What is the probability per year that our self-flagellating counterterrorism efforts might affect you?
- Since 9/11, how many additional hours of your life have been spent in airports?
- How many years of your life have been spent as a soldier overseas?
- How many years of your life have been lost as a soldier overseas?
- Is terrorism even something most of us worry about personally anymore?
It's unfortunate that we have created security monsters like TSA that simultaneously don't work and would be political suicide to get rid of.
My own idea for "preventing the next VT tragedy" was to crack down on the manufacturers of doors, not the sellers of handguns. If it were illegal to manufacture doors with closed loops in their handles, the guy wouldn't have been able to chain the door shut.
Second annual movie-plot threat contest already has loads of suggestions: http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/04/anno uncing_seco.html
I am British and niether racist nor a coward.
We brits have no need to attract terrorists are we are self sufficient in this area
although we don't export that many.
As for the goods thing we do, well, its much the same as your list:-
Invade Afganistan.
Invade Iraq.
Murdoch dominated media.
etc. etc.
Plus a few extras like:-
Inflicting cricket on half the world (technically only the English are culpable for this).
We dont have a national dress anymore as all the world is stuffed into suits and ties -- this surely counts as the most pervasive and uncofrotable example of "cultural imperialism" ever.
The Spice Girls (we are truly sorry about Posh Spice - but very glad she is now living in LA).
etc. etc.
On the other hand:
We nearly always apologetic about invading someones country, sinking thier fleet, bombing thier cities etc. etc.
We accept that foriegners and ex-colonists are inferior so are carefull not to criticise them.
We try to be polite and orderly when in someone elses country (when sober!).
We only pick fights with with people who want to fight and/or the riot police (when drunk!).
In this way we are nearly always welcome back, and, have have the world lining up to take up residense
in our damp miserabl eover priced country.
Go figure.
Old COBOL programmers never die. They just code in C.
Have a sleeping room behind the cockpit, still separated from the passenger area.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
No imagination required, its pretty much spelled right out for you in Dale Brown's "Storming Heaven" and that was published in 1994
Sadly, the baddies are quite capable of reading the books that these people have written, and can therefore see how they think and therefore what kinds of threat they are predisposed to put forward.
What you've effectively done is to say to the terrorists "don't bother with these strategies, 'cos we've already thought of them". All the terrorists will do is come up with some new and imaginative ones that none of the writers have ever written about.
Oh yes, what happens if the writers group comes up with a list of (say) 500 previously unconsidered potential threats. Will DHS provide funding to prevent all of them, or will they cherry-pick the most likely? Unless they cover all their bases, they're in a worse situation than before. Not only is there a high probability thay the next 9/11 won't have been one of the few that was countered, but if the authors propose enough possibles, the threat will have been on the list, but ignored. How will DHS cope with the "we told you so" backlash?
politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
and a couple of other SF Writers-nutjobs were advisers to Reagan on Star Wars - see assorted nutjobs advise another on the conquest of space and look how well that's going. What can go wrong?
Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious
Even if you wanted to give 2 orders of magnitude (a factor of 100) more money to preventing deliberate deaths than disease deaths, terrorism prevention is still vastly overfunded. Cancer kills 183 times more people than the 9/11 attacks, and it does so every year--even by your standard, we'd be putting 1.83 times as much as we spend in Iraq and Afghanistan every month towards cancer research.
Even that's being generous to antiterrorism funding, because if we annualize the 9/11 deaths out over the intervening years, every which of one saw ~500K cancer deaths, we'd be putting 9 times more money towards cancer than we do terrorism--and that's using your 2 orders of magnitude standard. And we aren't even getting to the other diseases yet, or things like auto or firearm deaths.
On top of all this, I don't even agree with your 2 orders of magnitude standard--why is the life of one who died from diabetes worth 100 times less research money than the person who got a plane flown into them by a Saudi with a boxcutter?
Chuck Norris.
Dude must have a hell of time flying. He's a lethal weapon.
One roundhouse kick and the plane will fall out of the sky.
Not to mention the effect he has on the female cab crew.
How we know is more important than what we know.
There are any number of SF books where the war is mainly just the "enemy" reacting to hostility from our side. "Forever War" and "Deathworld" for example.
If the SF authors get that message across then just maybe they could stop the War Of Terror from escalating further.
Reduce, reuse, cycle
We're talking about Bear, Niven, and Pournelle here... they think that there's no "real" science-fiction being written except their own.
I read TFA:
"During a coffee break at the conference, Walker, Bear and Andrews started talking about the government's bomb-sniffing dogs. Within minutes, they had conjured up a doggie brain-scanning skullcap that could tell agents what kind of explosive material a dog had picked up."
OMG! We're all so stupid! Noone could ever have come up with that idea without "at least one technical doctorate"! Wow, I'm so in awe. How did we ever survive without "Sigma"?
Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door.
In at least one case they threatened to kill one of the flight attendants and the pilots opened the door. A lock wouldn't have cured the "just cooperate" mentality that was so prevalent and probably company policy at the time. 90 people sat in their seats and watched it happen.
9-11 will never happen again because even the sheeple know there's no margin in cooperating with a hijacker. We're spending billions of dollars and inconveniencing millions for a scenario that's never going to happen again. Or at least not for a long time. You can never under-estimate the stupidity of sheep who depend on the government to protect their fat ass.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
What else would you call the large and growing prison labour population in the US? Granted I don't think it's quite as widespread as it was in the former soviet union(yet), but it is one of the biggest growing industries around today, so the US is certainly getting there in a hurry.
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They watched Three days of Condor and got great idea on how to get new great ideas ... head explodes.
Have all of the passengers remove all their clothes and put on a disposable paper gown before boarding. That would make it much harder for them to hide a weapon, unless they used rectal explosives or were already infected with a deadly virsus or something. Don't allow them to bring any carry on any luggage aboard either, for the same reason. Then, handcuff all the passengers before boarding and keep them handcuffed until they unload. Have the stewardess lock each passenger into their seat as they load. They could be unlocked one at a time during the flight just long enough to go to the bathroom. To further control everyone, attach a radio controlled punishment collar to each passengers neck. Any troublesome passenger could then be punished or knocked be either an electric shock or anesthetic at the push of a button. An early Star Trek episode had Jim Kirk, Spock and McCoy being forced to wear such a device while visiting a colony ship.
To make sure that there are not any bombs hidden in the luggage, have all of the luggage sent on a different airplane by UPS, DHL or FedEx instead.
Of course once air travel became secure they would have to look a where else we are still vulnerable to terrorists. The recent news about poisonous animal feed contaminated with melamine from China suggests that our food supply is not secure. How about securing our borders too, who knows who might be crossing into our country from the Mexican border. I have also wondered if we can detect a nuclear device hidden in containerized cargo on a containerized cargo ship, before it enters a harbour? Probably not! What about a gunman in a school or a shopping mall? What if the envelopes we all lick before closing had been poisoned with poisonous glue? Then problem is not just how to protect ourselves against what the terrorists did yesterday, but against what they will do next.
A better idea would be to keep the passengers in padlocked straight jackets for the duration of the flight, chained to their seats.
After all, to some degree he predicted 9/11.
You insensitive clod, /. is comprised of deviant thinkers.
One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
Probably not. The pilots would also have to have had enough resolve to not open the door to prevent crew and passengers from being slaughtered. Remember, nobody knew that the planes would be used as missiles.
Believe it or not, the most effective deterrents to another 9/11 type attack are the war in Iraq, and the upcoming pounding of Iran.
Pro-terror heads of state in the ME need to understand that bad things happening here in America means very bad things happening to them, personally.
Galileo: "The Earth revolves around the Sun!"
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1) Identify underlying legitimate grievances
2) Address grievances (even when they run counter to US interests)
3) Wait and watch support wither away
4)done
Why are you helping the terrorists? George Bush wants to know your name.
the idea of entering cockpits and taking over airplanes and flying them into office towers is straight out of hollywood. stupidly easy to prevent, in terms of logistical hurdles and pre-existing intelligence, but straight out of hollywood nonetheless. in fact, were 9/11 a movie instead of reality, someone in the theatre would compain: "wouldn't they just lock the cockpit door? these hollywood screenwriters are so stupid"
which leads one to conclude 2 things:
1. if terrorists get their ideas from steven seagal/ jean-claude van damme scripts, then homeland security can do two things:
a. watch a lot of old bruce willis/ sylvester stallone movies, and compile a list of possible attack vectors
b. actively feed hollywood retarded movie scripts featuring attack vectors that would never work, and wait for the terrorists to try them
2. screw sci-fi writers. elicit the help of b-grade hollywood action movie writers. who wrote "true lies" with sylvester stallone? who wrote "the pacifier" starring vin diesel? sci-fi writers? ha! tom clancey is our go to man to simulate the imagination of terrorists
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Heh, a similar thing happens in Niven and Pournelle's book Footfall. Earth is invaded by aliens and the US government calls in the sci-fi writers.
This group would benefit greatly from a real shake 'em up, iconoclastic thinker or two. It's really too bad Kurt Vonnegut is no longer alive. A guy who wrote things like Fahrenheit 451 and Slaughterhouse Five surely had a pretty good idea of what a terroristic future would/could look like (it often looks remarkably like the past), and how to depict it in stark, realistic terms. But alas, the group wouldn't have let Mr Vonnegut join them because their rules state that a member must have at least a PhD in at least one techical field, something Kurt never got around to doing (too busy writing great books, I guess). My next choice would be to add the writers of the Simpsons TV show (and I doubt that any of them possess technical PhDs either). The ideas they dream up may or may not come true, but they usually make you think and are almost always funny. And God knows we're going to need to find a way to hang on to our sense of humor as we face the challenges in the present and future of dealing with terrorism, no matter what form it takes.
Go rent this movie and STFU.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0395169/
How many people died on 9/11? 3000? Whoopie-doo. Probably more people die each day from other kinds of assaults in the USA.
After watching Hotel Rwanda, go and rent this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424435/
and thus we conclude, like the thread initiator, that physical separation between the passengers and the pilots (with a lock as suggested by the news poster or with a wall and separate doors as suggested earlier in this thread), WOULDNOT have prevented the 11th sepember attack. I WOULD ONLY have made a
Albeit, no one, this time could have got his 20 virgins in heaven. Or at least, unless the cyber-terrorist did commit ritual suicide in front of his computer in his burka-wearing mom's basement.
Terrorism can only be diminished by not having people who hate you. Which requires complex diplomacy and well thinking one's foreign policy. Which sadly is much more difficult to achieve than simple technical solutions that bother everyone (100ml of fluid maximum) or sending the war machine in order to appear to be doing something.
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The science fiction writers mentioned are all a bit "cult". I like Niven's work, but his science is three dimensional and his sociology is two dimensional. The sort of person I would be looking to to advise the DHS would be more like Umberto Eco (read _Il pendolo di Foucault_/_Foucault's Pendulum_ to see what I mean.) Eco is a genuine polymath who has thought long and hard about cults, society in general, and the way different societies represent their beliefs.
My own belief is that to win a war against terrorists you need psychology and sociology as your core disciplines. This is what the US and Israel simply do not understand, because they have a gun mentality (i.e. project power remotely at an enemy) rather than a net mentality (catch your enemy and make him do what you want.). Northern Ireland is a battle that was won largely by psychology: getting the IRA to believe that it was infested with traitors, so it turned on itself, while persuading the leaders that democracy offered them better opportunities for status and respect than being seen as having gunmen at their command. Psychology is not, in fact, the soft option, nor is sociology.
The US, and Israel, do not seem to have grasped that the only way to stop chaotic, uneducated young men from behaving in an extremist way is to provide opportunities for the people who can possibly control them. Israel believes it can ultimately destroy all Palestinians, so sees no need to offer them a way out which makes renouncing violence attractive. The US believes it can win the "War on terror", so sees no need to create ways in which the controllers of the fundamentalists can get attention and status that exceeds what they get now in their tribal societies. That's a strategy for the long haul, but while the US refuses to be bound by treaties and, for instance, recognise the ICC, it is walking away from frameworks that could be made to enhance security.
Meanwhile, every time Bin Laden reads about another Homeland Security cock-up, or the cost of the Iraq war, he can convince himself that, even without actually killing Americans, he is damaging their economy, their prestige, and their political influence around the world. He is, in fact, largely succeeding through psychological warfare, which is in itself a good advertisement for its success rate.
Pining for the fjords
On one hand, I really don't know if it's a good idea for politicians to read books at all, let alone speak to writers. Here in the UK someone misread 1984 and took it to be a guide book promoting the merits of the police state, complete with instructions.
On the the other hand though, if the writers really pushed the boat out and highlighted the - ever so real - danger of space based terrorism, who knows, NASA may get funding to build decent spacecraft (maybe even a Star Destroyer). Wouldn't want one of them little rascals redirecting an asteroid to hit N.Y. now would we?
People are responding to this topic as if the government is doing this to enhance security. It's not. This is just a great way to come up with a bunch of great scare stories that can be fed to the American public in order to sustain a climate of fear.
... and if you don't believe that well then you must just want the terrorists to win.
Remember, a frightened population is a compliant population
Irony Alert: my captcha is "safely"
This story is a troll but then again Slashdot is run by Bush hating trolls.
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
Allow anyone to travel anywhere without any checking of identity, luggage, or carry-on items. Hand out 8 inch knives to everyone as they board the plane.
I bet we'll all be a little more polite and all the BS with screening and the invasions of privacy go away.
Oh, and give the flight crews 9mm guns AND training on the use and time to practice weekly.
Then, perhaps, we can get back to traveling for fun. The TSA shows what happens if you let "mothers" worrying about protecting everyone and everything run things. Not a good idea - too many hormones.
Don't get me wrong, each country should know who is coming and out of them - that's different than taking a flight from Miami to Fargo. Nobody has any business what your name is so long as you pay for a ticket to travel.
I hope you are not inferring that 'foreigners and ex-colonists are inferior' at Cricket. Or do you still consider Australia a Non-foreign Colony and enjoy being beaten at your own game (or at least the English that is)?
Anyway, I believe the solution to all 'differences of opinion' between countries should be played out in Virtual Reality. It is slowly moving this way with the use of remote controlled robots (in surveillance at least) and computer hacking during invasions. We just need to remove the robots and have them dual each other on a virtual field. Pity governments are too retarded and too stubborn to just STFU and try and resolve differences peacefully.
Cheers, Chris
Teach security at school.
There is only one way to get the point to a American: blow something big up. So if you want to reach the teaching system one has to blow it up.
WW1: A German U-boat sank the British liner Lusitania in 1915, with 128 Americans aboard.
WW2: Blow up pearl harbor. 2403 fatalities)
War against terrorism : Blow up a building in New York and kill 2,974
So one should blow up something visible to get US attention. ( 3000 people so something like that)
If someone decides to blow up a school or 2 in the US, US will respond by putting a big fence around every school and applying extreme access control that will make look like north-Korea a place or freedom.
Result:
-Americans spend so much on security they will loose the economic war.
-Children will learn security at all cost is important and privacy or personal life is less important.
-Security firms will earn BILLIONS.
So it is not hard to let the next generation of Americans live their life in fear by just a few well placed attacks.
An armed citizenship, willing to protect itself, can, has, and will do this same job just as, if not more, effectively. It is why a plane crashed in a field in Pennsylvania rather than another building in DC. It is why we have caught a handful of wannabe terrorists on our own soil.
If we are willing and able to defend ourselves on our own soil, we don't need constant monitoring. If we depend on government agencies, we won't do so well.
I'm not a Sci-fi writer but here is what I suggest:
Hello! We are not in a movie or a video game. We live in The Real World. People realy die, people realy suffer. We can't just rewind the movie or restart the game.
If you don't want someone to hurt you, don't be his enemy.
Also true for allowing anyone with a permit to carry firearms aboard the plane.
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
Read "1984".
you had me at #!
The first thing to do to avoid Americans being killed by terrorists would be not to send them where terrorists are killing them, Iraq.
It is a usual tactic of politicians to point at some internal or external danger to increase their power. (Jews, communists, imperialists, terrorists, depending on country and time.)
Now they just seek professional help to make this "threat" more convincing. The scariest things they come up with, the better.
I don't know about Walker, Andrews or Bear (though Bear is not a very good writer), but Pournelle and Niven (the past 20 years) are warmongers, especially Pournelle. Their books are filled with fighting to boost the testosterone, even if it's not very strategic or ever really wins.
Sounds like the Terror War marketers have got the perfect match for their own security theater scripts, instead of just CATCHING OSAMA and forcing Pakistan to stop supporting the Taliban.
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make install -not war
That's it, stick to making jokes, that way you won't have to make an ass of yourself when you try to make a factual point and get proven wrong.
Sure, and what happens the first time something goes wrong and the plane crew is incapacitated? Prior to 9/11, it was a far greater worry that the cockpit door would be locked when something went wrong than the idea of someone storming the cockpit with boxcutters.
In hindsight, we also should have trained pilots not to so easily relinquish control of the plane. Instead it was generally thought that hijackers should be allowed to take over the plane because they normally just landed somewhere and made demands.
Experience had taught us to expect completely different circumstances than we had on 9/11.
120 characters for a sig? That's bloody useless.
1) Identify underlying legitimate grievances
2) Address grievances (even when they run counter to US interests)
3) Wait and watch support wither away
4)done
Anyone can write a program in an editor. But at compile and run time, things may not work out as planned. Time for a little debugging:
1) Identify underlying legitimate grievances
1a) And do exactly what with the illegitimate ones? Who decides?
2) Address grievances (even when they run counter to US interests)
2a) Which proves that terrorism works. What if all they want is money? How many of these "grievances" are simply ransom demands wrapped in political camouflage?
3) Wait and watch support wither away
3a) Until 3 days later, when a new set of people with a new set of "grievances" (most likely of the 1a variety) expecting the rewards that you offered in section 2.
The result of this policy creates an implicit "GOTO 1" condition
Or for the non-programmer: Lather, rinse, and repeat.
4)done
The problem with an endless loop is that we never get to this part of the program
Then again, perhaps we can solve the whole thing with gun control. Yeah, that will scare the hell of them!
Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door.
Or by a tractor beam!
This would have no direct effect on the shaped charges...
See: http://911proof.com/ and for mreresearch and studies .
Did you know that the building called World Trade Center 7 also collapsed in spite of not being hit by a jet and being 370 yards away ?
Personally, much of my solution to the problem involves a shift in our teaching process. For years we've taught 'let the professionals handle it'. IE the police.
Even the police had been infected with this - during Columbine they secured a perimeter and waited for SWAT. This cost lives. Now standard procedure for many departments is that police go in when they get there. Officer Dan might not be SWAT, but he has a gun he should be competent with, and he's what's there, not what's going to take another 15 minutes(and possibly another 60 dead).
We saw the ultimate failure at Viginia Tech - Students hid under desks and tried to flee - from a single assailant. Far fewer lives would have been lost if they'd done the same thing flight 93 had done - attacked back.
I think that a cultural change to one of resistance, one that venerates the 'one who stood first' would be a good thing, in many ways.
I believe there's a lot of truth to the saying: The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
As for using scifi authers, I figure it's brainstorming, and a scifi author is generally both inventive and cheap. I can think of far worse things to spend ~30k on.
I don't read AC A human right
"Sir, Our thinktank says that the most devastating potential terrorist threat is an attack on our Space Elevator"
"Our what ?"
The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
I think the requirement for a Phd is a bit steep. Given real-world experience in a practical field, the right person could do much more damage. For example, I only have a B.S. However I have worked in power stations and been exposed to power distribution maps and load spreadsheets. Given a cutting torch or other suitable destructive device, and I can take out a couple of towers and black out New York for a good amount of time.
Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Erk. Trust me, you don't want stun bombs in an airplane. Unlike the false impression that games leave people with, a flashbang is still an explosive device and it can still maim, cripple, even kill. It's a lot less lethal than a proper grenade, but you still don't want to throw it at someone's feet. And throwing it in a crowd is probably the most irresponsible thing I've ever read. Not to mention that the bad guys would have to look at it anyway to have any effect. SWAT troops throw it right in the doorway for example, on the assumption that the bad guys would be looking at the door when it gets kicked in. (And also because of the previous paragraph: probably noone will be on top of it when it blows.) If it rolls under a seat, you haven't solved much.
A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
Surely it would be far better to ask whether the policy or action makes any sense, rather than whether it was proposed by your team or the opposing team? Celebration or derision should follow, rather than preceeding the analysis.
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The whole world has got to be laughing at us. This ranks right up there with the terror alert rainbow and hair gel ban. Let's bring in a bunch of clinically diagnosed paranoid schizophrenics to see what threats their "wild imaginations" can come up with. I'd LOL if I wasn't funding and sacrificing my liberty for this nonsense.
They might get some great ideas, but some other undesirable ones as well. A list might look like:
1) Implanted identification chip for every person, worldwide at birth. This (if engineered correctly) would make administering a no-fly list much easier. It would also make it easier to track all fertilizer and ammonia purchases, because the chip would be required for commerce, too.
2) Remote control of the plane, so some RC hobbyist can fly it to the ground. Or, better yet, some child who is playing a flight simulator game (oops, I read Ender's Game recently).
3) Rig all planes for remote auto-destruct. Wait! There's a suspected terrorist on that plane? Blow it up now, so they cannot kill additional people. Then there are public service announcements lauding the innocent passengers who were heros to the motherland.
4) Require all passengers to be put into stasis before flying. Then you can load them in cargo tubes and eliminate the first-class/coach price disparity.
5) Use amusement park style restraints that are locked before take-off and unlocked only when approaching the destination terminal. Built-in porta-pottys would be a must.
6) Clear vast areas of ground as designated fly-way corridors. These would lead to massive airports away form major metropolitan areas and would have massive ground transport hubs. If any plane veers out of the approved flight corridors, they are shot down.
7) Permanently ground domestic flights and force people to take the train. We know terrorists would never successfully pull off an attack on a train, because people might actually converse. It would be relatively easy to spot the non-conversant-I'm-ready-to-die crowd among the other social riders [OK. Inside joke here.]
8) Revisit that implanted chip. It now includes circuitry that can be remotely triggered to induce a major coronary event. Wait! That guy in 16b is acting suspicious! I'm going to trip his chip.
9) Nuke the entire planet. With no people around, there are no terrorists.
10) Make Sesame Street mandatory in-flight viewing for all flights. The colorful, friendly characters and their message of sharing and caring will re-program the minds of all passengers toward a life of increased harmony and peace (especially after the government adds subluminal anti-terror messages every few frames)!
I use irony whenever I can, but my shirts are still wrinkled...
...but wouldn't it have been more accurate to suggest they're asking sci-fi writers to sell their soul to the devil? I mean I don't know what to do when the headline isn't sensationalist on /. - something's wrong...it's started.....common sense....it's taken over the Internet! Red alert!
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For crimes against literature. If you want another name then I'll give you Herbert's son. When can we see them in Gitmo? What, I thought you were asking for authors to be turned in! Well shit, I bet the Muslims would issue a fatwa for me!
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
'I hope you are not inferring that 'foreigners and ex-colonists are inferior' at Cricket.'
.. rain stopped play."
Absolutely not. The juxtaposition of the sentences was totally accidental.
Besides being Scottish I feel totally unqualified to judge inferiority or superiority
at cricket. As far as I can work out the weather has the best team "
Old COBOL programmers never die. They just code in C.
Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door.
No it couldn't have, because the pilots would have opened the locks. A lot of people don't realize what things were like pre-9-11. Hijackers usually _didn't_ intend harm to the people on the plane, etc, as a _goal_, just as a threat to get the pilots to give in t o their demands.
We've secretly replaced Slashdot with new Folgers Crystals - let's see if it notices.
Give the pilots lightsabers and train them to use the force...
"Now I'm seriously serious!" - Serious Sam
"Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door."
What? Has the author of this particular article ever been on a plane before? Cockpit doors ALREADY HAVE LOCKS, AND THEY'VE HAD THEM EVEN BEFORE 9-11.
At least I'm pretty sure they took some ideas from this book.
I have been saying for a while that the next logical step in airline security is to just ship everyone via low berth.
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Believe it or not, the most effective deterrents to another 9/11 type attack are the war in Iraq, and the upcoming pounding of Iran.
You are kidding, right?
Most of the attackers were from Saudia Arabia. We're not doing a *damned* thing about them. Our work in Afghanistan has replaced one set of warlords with another set of warlords. Our work in Iraq has turned a relatively-stable, more-or-less progressive country into a warzone. Where Iraqi citizens had a lot to lose before, they now have nothing to lose. Instead off reducing the likelihood of terrorist attacks, our unfounded war in Iraq has *increased* the available pool of terrorists.
Pro-terror heads of state in the ME need to understand that bad things happening here in America means very bad things happening to them, personally.
Do you believe Saddam Hussein had *anything* to do with 9/11? All we showed the middle east is that we attack random, mostly-stable countries when we can't catch those actually responsible. (That is, bin Laden, whom Bush swore to bring to justice.)
And in case you didn't notice, we're not winning in Iraq. The US spends 3 times as much on the military as the rest of the world combined, and we can't even beat a few thousand poorly-funded "insurgents." I think the war is proving the US military is ineffective at urban warfare.
The thing that most prevents another 9/11-type attack is 9/11. You are right about one thing: the main reason 9/11 happened was because we in the US were naive. We ignored the fact that most other countries suffer from the occasional terrorist attack. (Some other countries see daily terrorist attacks.) Now, I doubt passengers are going to sit idly by during another plane hijacking.
Problem is, I doubt most folks here would recognize a different attack vector until it was too late. At least I'm giving up my liberties so I can have the illusion of safety.
Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
He has just the type of magical hindsight and keen grasp of the obvious they are looking for.
How exactly did the government fail to imagine this type of attack?
Doesn't the military have training exercises designed around terrorists ramming civilian planes into buildings?
Didn't the intelligence community know for almost a decade that KSM was obsessed with the idea of flying passenger planes into buildings?
Hasn't the head structural engineer of the WTC project gone on the record as stating that the towers were designed to withstand a jet impact? (albeit, smaller.)
Aren't nuclear power plants also designed to withstand impact and fire from passenger jets?
I don't have a problem with the military getting free advice from creative types on outside-the-box attack vectors. But this particular attack seems to have been well-understood by people in the loop. It was the rest of us who were caught off-guard.
That's why cockpit door locks wouldn't have done anything on 9/11. The flightcrew let the hijackers in.
The failure of 9/11 was one of protocol. Neither the flightcrew nor the passengers had any idea of just how bad it would be to surrender the cockpit. And that problem was patched right around 10:00 am that same day.
No future pilot is going to allow a hijacker into the cockpit.
No future flight-crew or passenger load is going to idly sit and wait for the plane to 'return to the airport'.
Everything beyond reinforced cockpit doors and slightly better security at the airport has been an expensive waste of time.
// "Can't clowns and pirates just -try- to get along?"
have prevented 9/11.
The reason is that the terrorists had the element of surprise; nobody knew what they were going to do. Before 9/11, terrorists commandeered commercial aircraft, landed them somewhere, made outrageous demands while they had a standoff with police, and the hostages had a 50/50 chance of walking away alive.
The 9/11 hijackers were pretending that this was a typical hijack scenario when they took over the planes. If the cockpit doors had had locks on them, the terrorists would have started killing the passengers, one at a time, until the crew unlocked the door. The pilot would have unlocked the door, thinking that the was saving lives by doing so.
In the post-9/11 world, we now know that the aircraft has much more value as a weapon than as a device for taking hostages. But we ONLY know this because of 9/11.
The one way this can help is if they can overwhealm DHS with so many crazy but just plausible scenerios that they FINALLY realize we could dump our entire GNP into creating Stasi part 2 and STILL not be "secure"
Here's a few to get them started:
Terrorist agents infiltrate the manufacturer of airport X-ray machines and subtly alter them such that they randomly leak dangerous levels of radiation. Ten years later, the U.S. suffers a plague of cancer. The plague primarily targets security people, government officials and business people.
Same scenerio except that metal detectors are rigget to emit brain subtly brain damaging em radiation. Instead of cancer we get a plague of dementia.
Terrorists continue convincing the U.S. they are holed up in various 3rd world countries and the U.S. continues invading country after country killing millions of innocents (and not even one actual terrorist). Finally the civilized world nukes Washington D.C. to end the nightmare once and for all. Remaining U.S. forces realize they've become so specialized at killing 3rd world civillians that they have no remaining counterstrike capability against a developed nation and so surrender. The world rejoices.
Inspired by Ronald Reagan's tactics against the USSR, terrorists convince DHS they are on the verge of pulling off any one of a number of worst case super-terrorist plots. The federal government taxes and spends our economy to death to defend against the imagined threats and results in a total collapse.
Terrorists continue to push all the right panic buttons throughout D.C. Sol much "expediant" legislation gets rammed through that the neocons manage to sieze power and nullify the constitution. Then, the neocons (the brains behind the terrorists) attempt to create their "neocon paradise" in the U.S. (just like they tried in Iraq) and the country is left in ruins. The neocons abscond to Argentina. Most others become refugees in Europe leaving only the various fundamentalist tribes behhind in the U.S. Those tribes spend the next 100 years beating each other to death in disputes over which edition of the Bible is the one true word.
Explain to the public -- what really caused the World Trade Center buildings to fall?
(No modern steel skyscraper has ever fallen due to fire)
OKC-numerous dotgov agents and snitches inside watching and coordinating the whole thing going down. Witnesses told to shutup about it or else. One witness beaten to death inside fed prison, coroner rules it "suicide"
wtc1 fed snitch provocateur inside, who when he found out the truck device was real and armed complained to his handlers, yet was told to shutup and go through with it
Lebanon-foreign invaders on foreign soil, legit military target
wtc2-PUHLEEZE, links aplenty,google is your friend and you don't even need any "loose change" to find out some of the deal behind this latest "terrorstorm". An inside job from top to bottom, most likely using patsies then remote controlled planes for the final crashes, combined with pre wiring the buildings to affect controlled demo. Such a success they had guys "dancing the hora" while they took video of the buildings getting smacked-pure indication of inside knowledge and involvement. Even the Bebe announced the collapse of buildings before they happened-programmed propaganda news with a lot of slip-ups in the execution as they decided to "pull it" all down to introduce the police state, with perpetual foreign and domestic "enemies".
You've been conned so many times you can't see, or more likely don't want to see (the concept is too scary so it "doesn't exist", instant denial) the cons.
...Is one that SHOULD have been implemented, but wasn't mysteriously due to Richard Cheney's "stand down" order.
That is the launch of F-16 fighters to physically force airplanes back on course, or in a worst case scenario, shoot them down for the protection of urban centers.
Now, why that didn't happen on September 11th, 2001, is anybody's guess, but old Dick rarely does interviews, so we may never know.
I hold very few opinions. I hold information based on observation and fact. If you wish to disagree, please use facts.
Let's try this idea. Ask the terrorists want they want and then give it to them. 1) At the time of 9/11, Ben Laden wanted two things--- the US out of Saudi because our presence defiled the holy cities of Mecca and Medina, and an end to the Israeli-Arab war. In subsequent events, the Saudis kicked us out of their country and we have continually fumbled resolving the Israeli-Palestinian war, in addition to the Afghanistan mess and the Iraq mess. No wonder Ben Laden plans to attack us again. 2) The latest demand isn't too much higher than his first demands. Ben Laden wants all of the US out of all of the Islamic nations. In other words, he wants "Yankee go home." which we have done before right after Viet Nam and which we were in the process of doing in Europe, the Philippines, and other locations since the end of the cold war. By just giving him what he wants, he does not attack us, dispensing with the need to higher millions of security guards to check citizen ID cards at road intersections (Visions of "your papers, Please!! as uttered by a trench-coated Nazi in old WW2 movies). We don't have to get undressed to board airplanes (which happened to me at Corpus Christi recently--the TSA guard made me take my pants off in public). We avoid the need to kick off a second American Revolution to regain our constitutional rights which this administration seems to want to take away from us in the name of the war on terror. By giving Ben Laden what he wants, we secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves: a. We stop pouring $2 billion per month in the Iraq rat hole and do not need to continually borrow it from the Chinese, putting our future generations in hock to China. b. We have our troops home again where they won't be killed by having their helicopters shot down, getting IED'ed, or headshot by Juba the Bagdad sniper. c. Because we won't get any Arab oil any more, we kick the oil addiction once and for all - and when we can do it, the rest of the world will do it, thereby cutting off financing for the Islamic oil producers and helping them reach their goal which is ....
d. The Islamic world can go back to the 14th century which is where Ben Laden came from - any we don't have to care one bit about it. They don't want our culture, our music, or our ideas on democratic government. They want it like it always was before us, which was the 14th century.
e. There won't be any terrorists attacks on the west because the terror leaders will naturally turn against each other and fight it out with each other---something they did before and which they will do again. There is nothing more fragile than an empire under the control of one man when everybody else has an AK-47, suicide bombers, good IEDs and a willingness to use them on their fellow man.
You really do not need a science fiction writer to make the point. They just have to read a bit if history to know that the American empire is fated to go the way of all other
"Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door."
Pure ignorance. Even with locks, you can practical push the door down.
It's like a step up from a curtian. The wholes section needs to be redesigned, and it should be.
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What a bunch of tools. I don't see Philip K. Dick or Robert Anton Wilson participating in this nonsense even if they were alive.
How to prevent 9/11? How about go after the people who did it? (see guliani, silverstein, bush, cheney, kristol, et al.) How about having a population of people who are not completely retarded? The only reason 9/11 worked was because people in this country were stupid enough to think that 3 steel skyscrapers could be brought down from fires. You would think that people working in IT would have enough of an education to understand 8th grade physics, but apparently not.
Is everyone on slashdot a complete idiot?
Wake up you fucking morons.
Hire Al-Qaida as security consultants, give them a bonus and promotion, and then put them on every flight as paid self-defense instructions.
technical writing / development
"a group of self-described "deviant" thinkers"
Aren't they running the country already?
It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
See subject.
One of the few things less original than the Daleks/stairs joke is the humourless response about how No True Scotsman thinks that's a problem since one got all up in Sylvester McCoy's fries years ago.
Seriously, let it go. If someone cracks a Superman/Kryptonite joke would you want people responding "That wouldn't work unless it was the right colour, or possibly the infamous Weasel Kryptonite that featured in one brief storyline back in the Silver Age"?
How is this flamebait? Flagrant mod abuse. Slashdot muslims with mod points today? Mod parent up please.
put a good lock to the door, and a camera for the pilots to view the cabin. in case of
emergency, push the INVISIBLE GAS button to sleep the passage.
half your passengers get killed but hey... job done!!!
..because I think you make some good points.
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As Terror means fear, a war on Terror would mean thet we are trying to stop fear.
Often it seams like a "War to create Terror", as the color codes are moved for political reasons.
A "War on Terrorism" is a war against a tactic. While this makes more sense than fighting against fear, it still means very little. This is a bottomless war with no specific enemy, and no real goals.
Instead of fiction writes, they should look to create a "Homeland Security for Dummys" book that explains how to read the color code system to determine whether you should be afaid or not.
In the Tom Clancy novel Debt of Honor, written seven years before 9/11, "an embittered Japanese airline pilot crashing his Boeing 747 into the U.S. Capitol building during a joint session of Congress with the President attending. He does this to avenge the deaths of his brother and son during the war. This paves the way for Ryan, who has just been appointed Vice President, to become President in the next book, Executive Orders." [source: Wikipedia article referenced above]
Just look through the popular press for suitable man-made disasters that they already know how to implement, and you have El Queda's to-do list.
--dave
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* Supporting corrupt dictators and monarchies.
* Supporting a country, Israel, that denies people equal rights because they are Arabs and Moslems.
* Opposing any liberation movements that arise.
If we start there, we will make a lot of progress toward peace. We can worry about illegitimate grievances later.
get the feeling that fox is calling in a favour and trying to drum story ideas for the next few seasons of 24?
You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.
I personally can think of merits of equipping flight attendants with tasers, sticky foam, pepper spray (or even stun grenades)
You are essentially providing weapons for the terrorist(s) to be carried onboard legally and by someone else (flight attendants).
File under "Ideas that won't work."
I tried to think of the most harmless thing .... and then the DHS turned into the StayPuft Marshmellow Man.
My office mate at the time and I thought the whole thing was bullshit. Terrorists are poor, the ways they attack us are low tech, cheap abuses of the system, they don't do the crap that is on 24. Living in the south west, the thing we came up with was radically cheaper, you probably wouldn't lose anybody and most wouldn't even get caught. The thinking was get 50 or 60 terrorist boys, hook them up with some camping gear, rental cars, and what have you in late July, spread them out fairly equally in your choice of states and at roughly the same time (maybe like 2am) have them all get forest fires blazing and then just take off. You could probably get like all of Utah on fire, move on to Colorado and do it again. With not that many people, not that much money and the right weather I think you could get the better part of 3 or 4 western states crippled under massive massive forest fires. If you were really intent on wreaking havoc, go hit up like Arizona first, then wait a week so all of the elite fire fighters from all over the nation were in Arizona, then go hit Montana. It's not 4 plane crashes or anthrax in the mail but the logistics are simple, nature will do most of the work, if you pick some good starting spots and get a little lucky you could very legitimately burn down most of entire states. Why do you need Sci-fi shit? I know, I know, they could like invent a time machine and then go back to the signing of the Declaration of Independence and like prevent it from being signed!
It seems like our agriculture businesses are all fairly relaxed, there isn't a lot of "security" around crops and cattle ranches. Cattle is a huge industry too, huuuuuuuge, hundreds of billions of dollars and it impacts other huge industries. You could easily, if you were so inclined, jump over a single fence and mingle with the cattle that are supposed to feed people in the middle of the night and nobody would be the wiser. If you could come up with some schemes to inject them with prions or something like that, a small group of just a couple people could hit 3 or 4 ranches, all separate from each other, inject some BSE (if you can even do that, I really don't know) in to a few dozen cattle in the middle of the night. If you're particularly unlucky you might have to run away from a cattle dog but I doubt that would be a problem. Rinse, repeat a few times, and then sit back and wait. Again, nobody probably is caught, nobody dies from the operation itself unless you hit John Wayne's ranch and he happens to be awake and waiting for you. The end game? Assuming that the cattle ranchers are fairly honest and there is a lot of pressure for them to possibly not be, when these groups of cattle start showing signs of mad-cow or are taken to market and BSE is discovered, what do you think happens? They destroy the cattle, they freak the whole nation and all the nations that buy beef from us out, they then start investigating all the ranches that did business with these ranches, looking for a source, looking for a cow from canada or UK or something. I bet if you hit like 12 ranches, good sized ones all spread out randomly, you could possibly shut down the US beef industry and all that it powers and fuels. At the least, you could get the Asians to stop importing our beef. Chances are strong that a "cause" would be found because it's such a rich and powerful industry but, it could be really cheap and if you happen to run in to some really honest folks it'd be a grand slam. I can't think of any ways to really easily hit corn and soy crops yet. It's not sexy
It looks like they just need some help with the task of writing fiction to keep everyone afraid, and who better than science fiction writers? Now maybe at least they can come up with some fairly plausible terror scenario's, since Sci-Fi writers (at least some of them) TRY to cover the holes in their stories before they release them.
They did win easily. Saddam was toppled in a matter of minutes. But it's becoming blatantly apparent that they were more interested in a prolonged conflict, so they can deluge money on all the defense contractors and other direct supporters of the current administration. Once the money reaches Iraq, there is no legal accountability for anything. If you receive money to build a school, and don't, there's nothing illegal about it as long as you put up a half-assed attempt at trying to build one. (Meaning if you rented a bulldozer and claimed the security for it bankrupted you, you're off the hook.) Heck, 360 tons of cash went missing and the public did nothing about it.
After reading up on how the Department of Homeland Security was basically turned into the equivalent of a government contractor eBay, it seemed to confirm it. I've been told that the standing orders from the people who work there are that the department is not allowed to do anything themselves, they must contract everything out. So again the main focus seems to be funneling money to the contractors.
Contrary to the national media image (which by the way is controlled by their supporters) this administration is not dumb. This administration is quite adept at funneling money from the taxpayers to the contractors. All the rest of what they're doing just seems to support and protect this goal of theirs. As for Gitmo and "getting tough" on terrorists, they just know what show their base wants to see.
Gene Roddenberry: Strive for equality among humanity, do away with the pursuit of personal wealth as a career choice, dedicate our resources to knowledge and greater understanding instead of developing petty differences into financially successful military endeavors.
Just a thought.
#SickNotWeak
How quickly we forget the details. There were locks. I recall hearing that on at least one plane the pilots locked the door, but they eventually gave in and opened up after the terrorists stabbed one of the flight crew and threatened to hurt the rest.
First, it's SF, or science fiction, not sci-fi. "Sci-fi" was coined by movie reviewers in the '50's to sound cool. No one in science fiction used the term.
Now. I used the term "real world" from Asimov and Greenberg's "Best of [fill in year]" SF short story collections. Asimov's opening essay would sum up what was happening in the world, that Mel Brooks was Melvin Kaminski still. Then he would list what was happening in the Real World of science fiction that year.
We, the children of Asimov, the Real World of SF, respondeth:
In 2007, fearmongers were still pumping the handle on the "terrorist" shibboleth. No one had attacked the US in over six years, yet the citizenry was still being told that an attack was imminent, could come from anywhere (yet still somehow was related to planes), and that the enemy was Islam, though that meme was heavily cloaked in buzz words. Homeland Security, named seemingly by George Orwell himself, was rolling up the country's police and intelligence forces into one incoherent and unmanageable mess. The rightist militias, one member of which had actually blown up a federal building in Oklahoma City, were still marching and conducting drills to take down the government, yet were curiously untouched by the new American police force. We were still attempting to occupy a country that we had been assured was about to attack us at any moment, and we were losing.
Mel Brooks was Mel Brooks.
In the real world, the collected writers of science fiction, addressed as "sci-fi" writers, were asked to come up with ideas to block the immiment attacks against our helpless country. Jerry Pournelle probably leapt to the the defense, while the others in more or less said: There are no terrorists, and there is no such enemy as terrorism. If you are trying to find a way to fend off attacks, first, you cannot. The preeminent architects of the future, we scruffy bunch, will tell you there is no way to prevent an intelligent attacker from finding a way to hurt you, if he or she is willing to die to strike a blow. We spend our lives imagining ways to do the impossible. Yes, in five minutes we can give you a dozen ways around any security protocol you can come up with. If you block those, we will find another dozen. The same attacks can be achieved in any place that is not a military prison. If you wish perfect safety, make your nation into such. And you still will be afraid, for it is not a matter of security, but of perception of security. You grow fear in your people like mold, and you devour that mold as your sustenance. You are making yourselves an army of George Hearsts through selling fear and the antidote for the fear, so assuaging the fear is increasingly out of the question, is it not?
Try instead not to manufacture enemies. You created bin Laden to strike at the Soviets in Afghanistan in the seventies, who claimed they were there to stem the rise of militant Islam. They were right and you were wrong. You invaded Afghanistan to strike at al Queda, even though they left long before you bombed the country. You annihilated Iraq, then turned it into a occupied prison state. You are now surrounding Iran with two carrier groups and tried to add a third, but the Navy refused to cooperate. If you bomb them, 90 million people will take up arms against you, and yes, all the attacks you tell your people to fear will then become very real. Mission Accompished, indeed.
We can't help you. You are your own enemy, and you will never defeat yourself. Try shattering the mirror.
Hello! We are not in a movie or a video game. We live in The Real World. People realy die, people realy suffer. We can't just rewind the movie or restart the game.
Well, we can. A full scale global nuclear exchange should have things pretty much reset to about the end of the Proterozoic within three or four Pu-239 half-lives. However, I'd prefer a less drastic solution, myself.
//Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
Oh wait...that's right...six years out and the vast majority of goods shipped to the USA do not get checked!
Maybe if our shitty economy turned arround and we started exporting more than we import...this task would get done?
Blar.
We've had bioweapon attacks within the USA, and I don't see much being done about it. White supremacist groups have been caught with bio and chemical weapons and caches of conventional weapons, and I don't see much being done about it. Just a few days ago someone brought chemical weapons to Falwell's funeral, and I don't see much being done about it.
The hysteria is very selective, and I don't like being played for a chump. When the hysteria benefits a particular preexisting political agenda, it's run into the ground, and when it doesn't, it isn't. So this isn't really about saving lives. It's about being manipulated by a cynical government (aren't they all) into supporting an open-ended occupation of an oil-rich nation and pushing the entire PNAC agenda all the way down the line.
Yes, you should investigate terror cells. You should also heed the widely given and widely ignored insight that our actions in the middle east are fomenting and exacerbating the terrorism we're ostensibly trying to defeat. There is no evidence at all that any terrorist network has nuclear weapons, and I'm not going to support totalitarianism just because of a far-flung hypothetical. And if Clinton/whoever wins the next Presidential election, not one Republican will either. All of this "But OMG what if they kill MILLIONS!!!! We have to support the President, unless you love terrorists!" crap will sail right out the damned window, and you know it.
This whole "we follow the President because we're at war!" crap will end as soon as a Democrat is elected, and you damned well know it. Fox News will be trumpeting that dissent is the true expression of patriotism in about 12 seconds, and instead of Franklin's liberty/safety/deserve neither quote, Slashdot will be inundated with Jefferson's tree of liberty/blood of patriots quote ad nauseum. This is politics masquerading as concern for our safety.
1. Vaporize the terrorists with beam weapons
2. Seduce the beautiful but deadly female terrorist leader and turn her to your cause
3. Send the beautiful but tough female noncom to blow them all up without needing one of those stupid 'men' to help (but she does get the sensitive, understanding, but also handsome guy she wants, of course, she just doesn't NEED him)
4. Upload a virus into the terrorists' mothership and bring it down
5. Expose the terrorists to simple bacteria, which their alien metabolisms can't handle
6. Ask for the Big Gun instead of the Good Package
http://xkcd.com/386/
I think you misunderstood the spirit of those two statements, it was (I presume) very much tongue-in-cheek.
NO..locks on the doors would NOT have prevented it.
My brother is an Airline Pilot. So I have some knowledge of this area. Anybody can walk in to the lavatory on either side of the doors and fire a gun through killing the pilots if need be. Also, the doors are not like they have in Israel where the door AND the bulkhead are bulletproof.
The key is to put Jack Bauer in the plane, DUH!
i meant schwarzeneggar
shoulda run a spell check on my post too, even the title has a mispelled word
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Great idea.
I doubt it will happen. Why? It will mean fewer rows
for passengers and therefore less revenue per flight.
emt 377 emt 4
terrorist themselves that the more you attack them the stronger they get.
This is patently not true and any examination of the history of various 'terrorist' movements will demonstrate this. The error arises from the elementary failure to observe that regimes do not 'win' power - the old regime loses power and is replaced.
The distinction between terrorists and revolutionaries is the the revolutionary "swims like a fish" in the ocean of the population, to quote Mao (who probably pinched that from Sun Tzu),and is a populist engaged in activity that receives support from the population. The terrorist never has moral legitimacy and reflects only a set of values that belong to a specific group. The IRA, despite a revolutionary history and support from the nationalist community recognised this and eventually sued for peace in an unwinnable war. The Red Army Faction simply became extinct and The Angry Brigade vanished into the dustbin of history.
Terrorist activities have never been succesful against oppressive regimes - both the Third Reich, The Soviet Union in the past and Robert Mugabe's dictatorship in Zimbabwe in the present (just to lump them altogether) were not and are not fearful of them.
The military whether you like it or not, have underpinned every civilisation since the year dot. It is the oldest organisational type and it has a natural longevity. The Red Army of the People's Republic of China is one of the main players in the present neo-capitalism of China. The British Empire and present day British society is a complex merger of families with connections on all of the principal elements of the legislature, the executive and the military. This connectivity is reflecting in most of the West.
The Roman Army managed to survive for some time after the ultimate collapse of the Roman Empire. No society existed for more than ten minutes in the absence of a military.
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If they really wanted answers from deviant thinkers, they should have come to Slashdot!
"It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
I mean, you just recalibrate the main deflector to emit inverse polarized tachyon pulses at the resonant frequencies of known weapons - the resonating tachyon pulses will show up on the main sensor grid, so you tie that data into the transporter system, and transport the terrorists into the brig. There will, of course, be a .001 second delay between the termination of the transporter beam and the activation of the brig's force field, but it's really unlikely that anyone could escape in that short a time.
---GEC
I'm but the humble pupil, seeking to snatch the scratchbuilt pebble from the master's fully articulated hand
nuff said
Maybe if our shitty economy turned arround and we started exporting more than we import...this task would get done?
It has nothing to do with the economy. It has to do with economics. Since unions and politicians have made sure we can't compete with foreign outfits that have cheaper labor and less regulations on manufacturing, we are never going to export more than we import ever again. Yeah, we could jack up tariffs, but that would make the economy a factor - and it wouldn't be pretty.
"Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as surprise, assumptions, fear, and an almost fanatical loyalty to the ayatollah...
You can't take the sky from me...
Newspaper columnists have invented (seemingly) plausible scenarios and corresponding suggestions on how to fix them for years. Chemical plants, trucks carrying toxic gases, etc. What has been done in response to these suggestions? Zip. Nada. This whole thing is just more Homeland Security razzle dazzle.
Novel theory: Modern Man evolved from psychopath
"Here's a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door."
Read the 9/11 commission report. Pilots testified they would have unlocked the cockpit doors if the hijackers threatened to kill flight attendants.
Well, I am from California, and I couldn't disagree with you more vehemently. It is you that has the slight accent.
Getting ideas is a good policy. You do need a little wisdom to filter out the good ideas from bad ones, but the policy of getting lots of ideas, from different, even "crazy" sources, isn't bad.
However the article summary goes and says that locks would have stopped 9/11, which is simply wrong. 9/11 worked because standing orders were to Give In to hijackers, since for hijackers that would generally avoid violence. So even if they had 100 locks on the doors, they would have OPENED them up for the "hijackers".
Locks could stop a NEW 9/11, but so could a hundred other things. The difference is that people no longer expect that you should give in to hijackers.
Absolutely. There is one simple reason why airplanes are so much easier for terrorists to take over than, say, restaurants:
In restaurants, everybody gets a steak knife.
On the airplanes, we've spent billions upon billions taking everything that could be used as a weapon away from everyone who boards the airplane, creating a tangible power vacuum. If instead we simply handed everyone a steak knife as they got on the airplane, no terrorists with box cutters would last more than a second or two. In fact, no terrorist could be any more effective on an airplane than walking down the street.
There was an incident a couple years ago, where a man walked into a McDonalds and started shooting people, much like Virginia Tech. That is until a guy eating a burger pulled out a handgun and shot the man. The man with the handgun in his coat was not a dangerous man, and his handgun was no threat to anyone. He was in fact a source of stability.
Virginia Tech has a large military contingent, and thus plenty of people who should be qualified to use firearms responsibly. However, it's illegal to have a firearm on the campus of Virginia Tech. So when the guy started shooting dozens of students, he was the only one who had one. If one other student or teacher in that building had been allowed to be armed, dozens of lives could have been saved in an instant. Try explaining to those families why it's safer to have a power vacuum on college campuses.
A culture of resistance is far far more stable than a power vacuum.
And in conclusion, allow me to quote a conversation between Dogbert and Dilbert:
"I've been thinking about how wonderful it would be if all people renounced violence forever."
"That's a beautiful thought, Dogbert."
"If nobody else was violent, I could conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."
On top of all this, I don't even agree with your 2 orders of magnitude standard--why is the life of one who died from diabetes worth 100 times less research money than the person who got a plane flown into them by a Saudi with a boxcutter?
Because the former causes don't grow when you ignore the problem. If we say "Oh well, cancer research not worth the bother", then it'll continue to kill about the number of people it currently does. Even influenza deaths don't really change that much and that's an infectious disease. If we do the same for terrorist attacks, then it'll encourage the people who benefit from terrorist attacks to mount more. And terrorist attacks are intended to cause lots of damage.
Having said that, I think it's pretty clear that the response to the terrorist attack caused more damage economically than the original attack did. Even though I think it's a good idea to expend considerably more resources to prevent homicides, the scale of the current effort far exceeded the danger. As you say, cancer research should be getting somewhere around half a trillion or more USD each year, if we were funding it to the level that the 9/11 response was funded.If we had a 9/11 every single day of the week, it would take over 280 years to kill all of us. Thats without counting all the thousands born every day.... When did americans become such pussies? knock down one little building & we're all quaking in our boots.
Power of pride my ass, pride makes you weak.
... is NOT to devise a better policy. They already have a policy that involves a ginormous bureaucracy, a multitude of ineffective measures, and billions of tax dollars being spent. They have no intention whatsoever of changing this.
They're merely looking for ideas they haven't previously considered in order to bang the drum for more money.
If the assembled writers were to advise them to replace scanning shoes and slow checkpoints with random searches and speedier scanning technology, odds are that it would be received and immediately shelved, as it would reduce the number os TSA personnel currently employed to muck up air travel, which would lower personnel budgets and improve air travel. THAT's not the sort of goal our government is seeking.
Remember that the shoe-bomber was stopped by a flight attendant, UA flight 93's attack on Washington was halted by the passengers -- AFTER the terrorists had control of the aircraft, the plot against Fort Dix was foiled by the video store clerk who reported them to the Feds. As others have noted, there is no longer ANY threat of airlines being hijacked, due to cockpit doors being secured on all airlines.
For all the billions upon billions spent by Homeland Defense, they have precious little to show for it.
Why is it that every "the US is such a bully" and "don't shoot the terrorists" post gets a score 5 Insightful or Informative? If the rest of the world wasn't busy getting kickbacks from Sadam's illegal bribery from oil-for-food Bush would have looked like the greatest American hero...
Instead everybody's on the take except the US and we wind up the bad guys. Score 5: True!
If you've just stepped off one aircraft (an international flight, no less) is it not a reasonable assumption that you were screened for security before you got on *THAT* flight, and a second screening is a redundant waste of everyone's time?
> Fortunately for me, customs waved me through without so much as wanding me.
> Unfortunately, that isn't what customs is supposed to do.
And for that matter, the customs types aren't there to make sure you don't smuggle a gun or a bomb onto a plane at all, are they? Maybe something's changed since the last time *I* left the country (pre-9/11, granted), but from what I recall, customs are a bunch of wastes of flesh and oxygen who are there mainly to have a stick up their asses about making sure you've paid any tariff or duty on any souvenirs or shopping you've done while you were overseas.
cya,
john
Imagine all the people...
Would we see death camps and Stalinesque tactics? No, I don't think so. Michael Moore and Rosie wouldn't be rounded up and imprisoned, much less shot, Ann Coulter's book sales notwithstanding. But a "unitary Executive" or whatever his lawyers are calling him this week, in charge of the entire federal government, exempted (de facto, if not de jure) from oversight or checks/balances by the legislative and judicial branches, who can suspend elections at will--what else do you really need? As long as there wasn't any slaughter or mass imprisonment, which there wouldn't be, would people really take to the streets for democracy? I wonder.
Michael and Rosie won't be rounded up because they are necessary aspects of the new fascism. Old fascism was very overtly oppressive. Saying anything bad about the fascists was going to land you in serious trouble. Basically by trying to prevent people from saying that they were fascists it caused everyone to be made well aware that they were fascists.
Whereas that kind of overt fascism would be too much for America, where we at least value freedom of speech (or the illusion thereof) enough to get pissed if someone explicitly takes it away. So, someone has a brilliant idea: fascism + freedom of speech. You can say that they are fascists, you can complain about every abuse of power, every corrupt act, every illegal act, on and on as much as you want. Their response will be two things: "That's a crazy conspiracy theory" followed by "But the beautiful thing about this nation is that you are free to say that, God Bless America", and then they'll go about doing what they were doing all along.
And because of the slow ratchet you describe, most people will just nod their heads. After all, the opposition did get to say their peace, didn't they? How could they possibly be right and free to say so at the same time? If the government were really fascist then Michael Moore would be locked up, right? Of course it didn't stop the warrantless detentions, domestic spying, or any of the other things that are actually fascist. Free speech is just a release valve for the anger that these behaviors cause.
So no, nobody is going to rise up to fight for democracy because they won't even realize they've lost it thanks to the new PR friendly face of fascism.
The enemies of Democracy are
JarJar Binks next to those places you need protected, when defending doesn't work just annoy them to death.
I guess the former. Because in fact the "overrated" mod is exactly what I complain of in the current US neocon thinking. It isn't engagement - e.g. responding with your thought out objections - but aiming an anonymous projectile from a hidden location.
So I guess you are a socially dysfunctional gun nut anonymous coward. Now you can bravely use another mod point to mod this "overrated".
Pining for the fjords
blah...blah...port security...blah..blah...mid-east oil...blah...blah...
Should I go on?
Yes, you should, becuase you left out the singlemost important manner to combat "terror"; one that we should have started long, long before 9/11 ever happened and one that we have yet to take and continue to ignore at our own peril.
We must put a decisive end to the Jihad ideology. Political Islam must go.
I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
the Brits spoke to the IRA, even after the IRA were terrorists, and now the IRA isn't blowing up trucks full of explosives in London. It's not as if terrorists don't have stated goals - Al Qaida have said a million times what's pissing them off, and yet we don't do a damned thing about it.
(Sarcasm on.)
Yes, this is obviously an awesome idea because the Catholic Irish and the Muslim Arabs are culturally identical. This is why if talking works with one, then talking will clearly work with the other. It's the only way!
(Sarcasm off.)
The only way to stop this is to not be a target.
That reminds me of a song. We're all geeks here, so everyone join in:
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen-
dave420: That's... that's... er... enough music for now lads.
Looks like there's dirty work afoot.
I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
Step one: Read the terror alerts and watch lists you already have.
Step two: Do more than NOTHING about them.
After all, post 9/11, Richard Reid the infamous shoe bomber got on with explosives that might well have downed the plane. He was stopped by alert passengers, not by the bureaucracy.
Dude*, I think you meant to write that he was stopped by "Islamophobic, Zionist vigilantes who probably voted for George W. Bush". You better get some nuance before I call you a racist.
Gore / Gravel '08!!!!!!!!!!!!
(* I wouldn't actually start a post with the juvenile "dude". I'm just working on earning some "progressive" street cred. Let me know if I sound insufficiently edgy.)
I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
You also invented Doctor Who.
Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
Your response is indicative of the classic "progressive" rhetorical response to concerns about the jihad ideology. To wit: "If you are concerned about jihad, then you are completely engrossed with fear, and that means you are a willing victim to the scare mongering of the REAL enemy, which is George W. Bush and the right-wing."
In short, I regard it as militant stupidity.
We've forgotten our own home-grown terrors, like Timothy McVegh and Ted Kazinski because they look like us and they talk like us.
I have forgotten Timothy McVeigh because he is dead and Ted Kaczynski because he is safely in prison. Thus, they are no longer credible threats. Compare that to the jihad threat, which may be only a "tiny minority" of 1.5 billion people. Say, 10% of 1.5 billion people, meaning, 150 million people who are NOT dead and NOT in jail. But you weren't aiming for a fair comparison of different threats; instead, you were aiming for the rhetorical victory by means of moral equivalence with a little bit of accusation of xenophobia (read: racism) thrown in.
Instead of teaching people about islam
Interesting that you bring that up because I completely agree with you that people should learn more about Islam. But, somehow, I suspect that when you mention "learning about Islam", you are actually promoting compliantly accepting the taqiyya of the proponents of soft jihad, such as CAIR. But I could be wrong, so let's test your knowledge because I think that will reveal where your bias lies:
1. What is the Sunnah?
2. What are Bukhari and Muslim examples of?
3. What is Jizyah?
4. How are the Suras arranged?
5. What is a hudna?
6. How many offensive battles did the Muslim prophet Muhammad lead?
7. What is a dhimmi?
Then we will have a much smaller problem to deal with when it actually happens instead of a ghost enemy that is primarily our own fear that we're fighting to our own ruin.
With your head planted firmly in the sand, you don't have to look Hezbollah squarely in the eye and face the fact that "Death to America!" has been their motto for decades. They might as well be a "ghost enemy" when you choose not to see them.
I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
I wish we could at least go back to the days of merely being called "unpatriotic" for holding an opposing view. Today the word "traitor" is thrown around quite a bit (unless of course you happen to be involved in disclosing the identity of a covert agent and you're a highly placed member of the current administration).
Another prerequisite for this panel ought to be never having used a vampire as a character in any work. I was sick to my stomach when Stargate "jumped the vampire" but then I realized it had been a Sci-fi crutch for decades. All too many sci-fi writers suffer from the same lack of imagination as the politicians.
People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.
I'm the customer. I'm a taxpayer. I want my security delivered seamlessly, in black box fashion, with perhaps a power point once a year to show me how I'm more safe than I was last year. In no other client/agent scenario does one pay a full one third of his salary in order to not only receive a service, but to also have the infinite and minute details of that service regularly crammed down his throat against his will, with a side helping of FUD. It's not enough that we haven't been hit since 2001. For this government to be good at securing America, they should also be able to protect me from the details. Vigilance? What is vigilance? Was it my job to be vigilant before 2001? Hoodies won't even snitch on criminals breaking into their neighbor's house, and I'm supposed to spot international spies? If I have to care more in 2007 than I did in 2000, then yes, the terrorists did win. I want a full restoration of the apathy which was mine in 2000, because my taxes didn't endanger us, intelligence failures did. I was paying the same taxes in 2000 as I am now, and I want the same hands-off government service.
Agreed. The only problem with the subject of terrorism and the middle east coming up on slashdot, is that the roots go back before anyone here was even born and the simplistic commentary here reflects that fact. Terrorism is a hard problem to solve because people are a hard problem to solve. And the present situation benefits too many people on all sides to change.
I always figured that they'd nuke or threaten to nuke Israel if anyone. It's not like they seem to mind killing themselves in the process.
How many are the country who are either laic or have a different official religion ? A lot.
How many of them are the target of large scale terrorist attempts ? And are touted to be the root of all evil and the embodiement on earth of satan/chtulhu/whatever other evil deity ? Not that much.
As said by other
I've never said it would be easy. I just say that this method - trying to be less hateable by helping rebuilding or developing culture instead of sending the war-machine at the slightest doubt - usually brings much more success than trying to put a wall in the middle of an airplane, which will only move the problem to another place.
If terrorist are desperate enough, they will always try to find a way. Instead of trying to block some possible way (and in the process, diminish even more people's freedom), try to have them less desperate.
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9/11, 9/11, 9/11.
9/11.
Watch the shiny 9/11 go back and forth, back and forth. That is all.
p.s. 9/11
start hyperdrive and plunge to a nearby black hole.
/me removes tounge from cheek
;)
That it was. Cricket has at least evolved into a variety of games that can be far more palatable, such as Indoor Cricket (my favourite) and 20/20 Cricket. I would be less worried about inflicting Cricket on the world than I would be at inflicting (another boring sport) on the world
I think perhaps the apparent seriousness of my second statement might have been what confused matters.
Back on topic though, couldn't Sci-Fi writers come up with a solution for terrorism by demolishing all governments and religion and replacing them with one leadership? That might solve the problem, but its still not going to happen.
Cheers, Chris
Imagine sort of a Foucault's pendulum, but then for terrorism :-).
Might not be the kind of storyline this U.S. administration is looking for though... hm. never mind..
To be, or not to be: isn't that quite logical, Slashdot Beta?
If you say its ok to blieve in something which is essentially you something you make up, you sanction the notion that "Its ok to choose to believe someone based on how you feel" - which leads to people denying global warming, evolution etc etc.
Save the world - loose religion.
If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
If you want to know anything about security, read or listen to Bruce Schneier. He is brilliant and the basis of his responses are K.I.S.S. - keep it simple.
If the govt was serious about anti-terrorism, they would make Bruce Schneier the anti-terror czar and head of the CIA/FBI and give him full control. If he took the job, the world would be a safer place.
Thank you for your response. I think that your answer, this time, is much more intelligent that your last one was. Clearly you are a deep thinker and aren't just parroting the multicultural talking points, which is what I thought you were doing before. This bodes well because I think we can have a good dialogue and that you will be open to what I have to say to you.
I, also, am not a scholar of the Koran, but that is immaterial. To claim that I'm not a scholar is a usual line of defense when I point out what the Koran and Hadith say -- "You're not a scholar, so your observation is invalid." That is an attempt to discredit what I say where I am merely pointing out how violent, imperialist Muslims use the Koran and Hadith as justification for murder, invasion, torture, and kidnapping. Jihad, in other words.
I do not like the term "terrorism" because it is a tactic. I do not like the term "terrorist" because it is subjective. I try very hard not to use those terms when I am discussing jihad. Instead, I use the terms "jihad" and "mujahid" because those are the terms that the mujahedin use. They are descriptive and accurate. That's why I wouldn't say that "all muslims are terrorists". I wouldn't even say "all Muslims are mujahedin". Obviously there are some secular Muslims who would have no problem being my friend even though it is haram to take a kafir as a friend, as many more devout Muslims have pointed out. It is true that 100% of mujahedin are Muslims, and I think every single mujahid should die. I make no apolgies about being harsh and violent toward those who wish to kill me or subjugate me because I don't agree with their religion. Any religion which teaches that deserves to be reformed or destroyed. No exceptions.
Your answers about Islam are mostly very good, and I am impressed by your response (given that I was not very impressed by what you wrote previously). To fill in your missing answers, Mohammed led 75 battles, 74 of which were offensive. Bukhari and Muslim are examples of Hadith, which are writings on the sayings of Mohammed. Without Hadith, there are some suras in the Koran which are too ambiguous to understand. The Suras are arranged longest to shortest. This is important because it obscures the fact that Sura 9, which is either the last or next to last chronologically, is near the beginning of the Koran. Sura 9 is the Sura which abrogates all treaties with the kafir and lays out the "conversion, subjugation, or death" that the Muslim prophet Mohammed commanded on all his people (and abrogates the "no compulsion in religion" Meccan sura that Muslim apologists like to employ as a defense). There is no contradiction in the Koran because of abrogation (nashk): later verses wipe out earlier ones. A hudna is a truce that Muslims make with kafir to stop fighting so that the Muslims can gain strength to attack again. There can be no treaties with kafir because Muslims submit to Allah alone. I see your question about the pope as a non-sequitur because the proper comparison would be to Jesus Christ, who explicitly commanded his followers to love their enemies (compared to Allah who told his followers to kill the kafir) and who led zero battles (compared to Mohammed who led 74 predatory attacks). Keep in mind that I am an Ex-Christian and am not trying to portray Christianity as a good and noble religion. It has a lot of warts. I should know: I am a gay man. But to claim that it is "just as bad" as Islam is retarded.
The reason why it is important to recongnize that the Muslim prophet Mohammed was a vicious, predatory brigand is because he is also recognized as a "perfect model of conduct". That is to say that everything the Muslim prophet Mohammed did is regarded as halal. The Muslim prophet Mohammed screwed a nine-year-old little girl (Aisha). This is why the Ayatollah lowered the age of consent to nine in Iran when he took control of that Islamic shithole. The prophet Mohammed had slaves. This is why slavery is still practiced in Islamic shitholes al
I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
In the novel "Footfall" by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, the government hires a bunch of science fiction writers to assess possible threats from a newly-discovered alien race that may attack the earth. They are called the Threat Team. So now we have a real threat team...
Also, this groups sounds like the Dreamer Fithp from "Footfall".
As the referenced link clearly states, that was weight of $9 billion U.S. cash shipped into the Civilian Provisional Authority in 2003-2004.
Of the $9 billion, as of 2006 $3.6 billion was unaccounted for. Not that $3.6 billion isn't a hunka change, but the OP is obviously prone to exaggeration. His argument can hardly be worthy of a 5 rating, given his errors and his exaggerations.
I think the idea of having a group think up scenarios is a good idea. The thing is, we've chosen the wrong group. Sci-Fi writers, by and large are athiest, and have fairly strong technophilia. Add to that the fact that the scifi guys in question are Western and most likely American in culture, and you can see the problem. The ideal "Sigma-style" thinktank should be composed of muslims, perferably Middle Eastern muslims. They share more traits with the group whose minds we're trying to emulate. In fact they probably share most traits with Al-qaida (hopefully other than the terrorism-is-good meme). So they'll be more likely to be thinking along the same lines as Al-Qaida. Westerners, for the most part aren't thinking of suicide attacks as a way to heaven (even less so for an athiest). We aren't thinking in terms of such a thing bringing glory to God (even the IRA wasn't attacking in the name of Catholicism), but more likely thinking in terms of political or economic ideas. We can't predict what they'll do because we don't think like them. I can't figure out why the WTC was a target in the first place. It wasn't millitary, and it wasn't government. It wasn't symbolic of anything (like say the statue of liberty or a monument). Wall Street might even have made more sense (to my Western Educated mind), as it's the heart of the American economy. We can't predict the next attack based on what Westerners come up with, even if they are physicists with an imagination. They'll pick targets that appeal to the Western culture, not the Islamic culture. And culture makes a huge difference in how people see the world.
You fight them, they'll become more resolved and fight back. You ignore them, they'll want to grab attention 9/11 style. You woud'nt want to lift their living standards by investing trillions into their countries. Hell No. The only way to go is to strike them where it hurts the most. What they are most afraid of. Culture. If you bombard their media with images from the 'good ol western life' it'd eat their fanaticism alive. The young being most vulnurable. "Hell, the country where blonds run on beaches, were you can have food two times a day, own a house, car, telephone must be heaven on earth! and here they'r all dressed in black and I dont have squat" ->> I love america! This would entail stiff resistance from the older lot who's mindset cannot change, but ultimately economics and vision of a better life would prevail and gradually attitudes would change.