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Females Outnumber Males Online

westcoaster004 writes "In news which may surprise some Slashdot users, females have been found to outnumber males online in the U.S. according to a report, and for some time. The statistics for Canadians show a slightly greater number of male users."

299 comments

  1. first male post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It wasn't the first, and it definately won't be the last.

    1. Re:first male post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      a case of premature posting?

    2. Re:first male post by atlwolf · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No gurlz on teh internets

  2. What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Males lying about being females outnumbers males telling the truth online.

    1. Re:What this actually means... by carpe_noctem · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone that's been on IRC can clearly confirm the above statement...

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    2. Re:What this actually means... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anyone that's been on IRC can clearly confirm the above statement...

      That statement makes me wonder which one you were--the deceiver or the deceived.

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    3. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Females outnumber males online ...in space!

    4. Re:What this actually means... by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they polled IRC - where men are men, women are men, and little girls are FBI agents.

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    5. Re:What this actually means... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I can not help but wonder if CBC, and eMarketer think that Canadian men that sign on as women are probably acting like a bunch of women?

    6. Re:What this actually means... by mavenguy · · Score: 5, Funny

      And here's evidence supporting your assertion.

    7. Re:What this actually means... by Ezandora · · Score: 1

      Even if the survey was conducted online, (why would they? it's more interesting to get a representative sample via offline mediums to also collect information on overall internet usage statistics, although I haven't read the $700 report to find out for certain) why would males disproportionately lie on anonymous surveys about their gender? It does not confer any advantage upon them as it may in other situations, which almost invariably involve lonely nerds, who fortunately are a minority of internet users.

    8. Re:What this actually means... by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 0

      The deceived... every time...

      And "she" got me to the altar twice... But i know who wore the pants in those relationships, and as a healthy male, i have to tell you it wasn't me.

      Damn you the internet... damn you to heck...

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    9. Re:What this actually means... by ubergamer1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, what it really means is that there are more pictures of woman online. Honestly I figured the internet had been this way from its very beginning.

    10. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Canadian men are more rugged.

    11. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or both - nothing worse than faking homosexual cybersex, and then you both simultaneously discover that you really are the same gender after all. Makes a man feel dirty, that does.

    12. Re:What this actually means... by DikSeaCup · · Score: 5, Funny

      That statement makes me wonder which one you were--the deceiver or the deceived.

      Those are not mutually exclusive.

    13. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the recent boom of social networking sites on the Internet had a lot to do with this...

    14. Re:What this actually means... by grommit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I put on my robe and wizard hat...

    15. Re:What this actually means... by jd · · Score: 1

      I thought Netcraft did that.

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    16. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In the early 1990s the situation was reversed. Local BBS operators usually gave women free accounts and only charged the men, because there were so few of us online. How did they know? The most involved sysops would call your house and talk to you before they opened your account.

    17. Re:What this actually means... by ImdatS · · Score: 1

      Once I played about 8 roles on an IRC-channel, connecting from various different machines. The funniest part was when the others stopped chatting and watched/commented my flame-wars between myselfs started after about half an hour or so. Was funny (even the others thought it was very funny after I revealed the identities of the 8 different people.

      Well, yes, some of them were male, some female, some had very radical conservative opinions, others were rather liberal.

      It was also a very interesting experience for me, very hard work to keep up the role/positions represented, but very funny.

    18. Re:What this actually means... by ady1 · · Score: 1

      The thing about males pretending to be females was true in the past (The IRC days) but now-a-days it's much harder to lie about your gender because:

      1. The increased awareness
      2. The availability of faster Internet connections + webcams.

      I did meet quite a lot of people online and many of them became real life friends and even closer than that, majority of which are girls.
      While I'm not suggesting that it makes the linked article true OR false but incidents of male pretending to be girls are very far and few.
      Although it will remain a joke associated to Internet for long even after not being much funny.

    19. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that is the saddest story I have ever heard.

    20. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever try pretending to be a girl in an MMORPG? it's hilarious

    21. Re:What this actually means... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      and little girls are FBI agents.

      You gotta be real careful about that...

      Some of those little girls actually are little girls. You go in there looking to fuck with some FBI agent's head just for fun, and you may run into a real little girl. And then she will seriously fuck with your head. Just for fun.

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    22. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the parent has the most insightful comment of the day. That really is a pathetic story...

    23. Re:What this actually means... by alphamugwump · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

      Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

      Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

      Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?

      Wellhung: OK

    24. Re:What this actually means... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      and little girls are FBI agents ...which are men.

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    25. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah! Horrible mental image... Thanks a lot.

    26. Re:What this actually means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, Internet.

    27. Re:What this actually means... by tyresyas · · Score: 1

      Perhaps "male", but the FBI species is too far diverged from human to refer to both of them as "men".

    28. Re:What this actually means... by BigLug · · Score: 1

      Duh

    29. Re:What this actually means... by Arcanis+the+Rogue · · Score: 3, Funny

      The fact that the parent was modded Interesting and not Funny makes me wonder how many /.-ers thought "Hey, that is something I have to keep in mind".

    30. Re:What this actually means... by Mama+Slyth · · Score: 1

      Which is one of the reasons I stay away from IRC. My brother talked me into joining some of the channels on SorceryNet many years ago and there was this one gay man who was convinced I was a hot homosexual male, pretending to be an overweight, middle-aged mother of two children. No one could convince him otherwise. What I can't figure out is why he thought I chose to portray myself as an overweight and middle-aged mother, if I was a sexy homosexual man looking for someone to hook up with. What type of guys did he think I was trying to attract???

    31. Re:What this actually means... by metalligoth · · Score: 1

      It's so funny that the chat session you quoted from is so well known now. The guy that played the part of "Wellhung" is a friend of mine. No, he isn't 250 pounds, nor does he work at Wal-Mart - he simply thought cybersex is stupid and when this woman (or was it a woman??) contacted him wanting to cyber, he decided to mess with her head a bit. He posted it to some online zine back in the 90's and now it's part of Internet history. Gotta love it.

    32. Re:What this actually means... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      An easy way to get desireable phone numbers, I say.

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    33. Re:What this actually means... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      That was just a cheap trick we BBS operators used to get chick's phone numbers.

      Never seemed to work out for too many dates though. Shame that.

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    34. Re:What this actually means... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I think you're mistaken. "Wellhung" was a friend of mine. And he posted on his Geocities webpage in 1995. The "chat" never actually happened, it was just something he wrote as a joke that ended up getting passed around.

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  3. Definition by tsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Before I believe any of that I want to see what they define as 'female' and 'online'.

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  4. Age distribution? by b1t+r0t · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't see any age distribution in TFA (just "over 3"), but I have a sneaking suspicion that 2/3 of those are over the age of 50. In other words, granny discovered e-mail and how to order knitting needles online.

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    1. Re:Age distribution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In other words, granny discovered e-mail and how to order knitting needles online.


      They also discovered pornography!

    2. Re:Age distribution? by Elsan · · Score: 1

      There's also no race distribution, it just talks about females and males!

    3. Re:Age distribution? by ClaraBow · · Score: 1

      Have you been with women who are over fifty? They know a lot more about sex than about knitting supplies. You need to broaden your horizon and climb a mountain once in awhile, you will be pleasantly surprised at what you find just over the hill.

    4. Re:Age distribution? by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You obviously don't know any teenage/pre-teen girls who have suddenly found out how easy it is to spread gossip using things like AIM, myspace, blogs, YouTube, fansites, etc. I have a sixteen year old sister who the net all the time. The Internet is becoming an increasingly social place, meaning its no longer all geeks downloading blueprints of the Enterprise.

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    5. Re:Age distribution? by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Informative
      And to back that up, from TFA:

      Researchers that survey only the adult population still find that a greater percentage of males go online. MORI Research, for example, reported that as of March-April 2006, 73% of adult females and 79% of adult males went online. The Pew Internet & American Life Project reported that as of February-April 2006, 71% of adult females went online, vs. 74% of adult males.
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    6. Re:Age distribution? by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see any age distribution in TFA (just "over 3"), but I have a sneaking suspicion that 2/3 of those are over the age of 50. In other words, granny discovered e-mail and how to order knitting needles online.

      And just how is this funny? Granny is no less a woman with her knitting needles than the young, hot, smoking blond of the average slashdotter's hopeless fantasies and probably has more sex than the average slashdotter anyway (with any being more than none).

      And why isn't Granpa online and Granny is? Is Granny smarter than Granpa? Was Granny more able to adapt to online culture better? Why? Isn't it enough that she is able to search, navigate, compare, order and pay for her purchases? Isn't it enough that now she talks to her grandchildren every week through IM or email than never with snail mail and not being able to afford cross-country visits?

      The fact that she is able to make use of the internet to improve or enjoy her life isn't enough? Granny has to be a programer, 3l33t haxor, network admin and security expert too? Does Granny have to be Uber Elder Geek to be counted as an online personage?

      For people who are supposed to be geeks, you and the people who modded you up seem to be awfully narrow minded. Tech is not for just the people you think are worthy enough to be counted.

    7. Re:Age distribution? by MollyB · · Score: 5, Informative

      Thank You, Dear. I'm not a granny but old enough to qualify, and I just switched to Ubuntu 'cause SuSE just didn't work right. I'm a former Windows NT-era sysop who detests Microsoft, with just enough Unix (Solaris and Sun OS) experience to have done some C-shell scripting and a tad of VB Script in the .ASP days (which I have all forgotten). Many other slashdotters wish that me (specifically) and boomers (in general) would hurry up and croak. Thanks again for your patience and humanity. May your goodwill redound to you thrice over, someday...

    8. Re:Age distribution? by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a 35 year old sister-in-law that became a grandmother last year, so it really doesn't take much to be "old enough to qualify." :-)

    9. Re:Age distribution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :-o Where can I get blueprints for the Enterprise!?

    10. Re:Age distribution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /shudder

    11. Re:Age distribution? by dave562 · · Score: 1

      You can keep your hill and climbing to the top of it. I guess I'll just wallow down here in the Valley of Sorrowfully inexperienced 20 and 30 somethings.

    12. Re:Age distribution? by Sri+Ramkrishna · · Score: 2, Funny

      And goddam it they've ruined the nice little Internet we had. With preteen/teenage girls comes all the dirty old men preying on them, and the porn, and trash. Guys thinking I'm a girl, wanting to join my buddy list. FUck you, pervs! It's just too much!

      Teens. They will be the death of our society! Mark my words! Create something cool.. but don't invite the teens!

      Can we go back to downloading blueprints to the enterprise? :-)

      sri :-)

    13. Re:Age distribution? by fourchannel · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Should there be a race distribution? Does it help us out to always take everything and split it up and see how the blacks are different, how the hispanics are different, how the whites are different, etc? In your effort to try to split something up by race, you will subconsciously start to perceive differences simply because you are imposing a condition that requires you to find a difference. Take that away, and you might find that you don't start thinking of people in terms of race. You no longer have a need to discern their skin color for anything they do. Take it further and you could try to eliminate a gender bias as well. =D

      When you no longer feel compelled to assign a gender and race to a person for anything about that person, you also might find yourself not assuming things about this person. For anything about a specific person that you do not know, would you subconsciously start to fill the knowledge gap by drawing what you don't know from a stereotype?

      Try this...(and only as an experiment), for people you don't know that you come across in your day (people on the street, customers at your business, customers over the phone, etc), try and guess what kind of music they like. Use whatever information you have about them to discern their music tastes (obviously without clueing them in that your doing this). But after you've made your guess, write down their seen (or perceived over the phone) skin color, gender, and music preference you came up with. You will probably want to keep this list of yours out of sight, or in a password protected word document or something. Spreadsheet maybe?

      At the end of a few days, go through your list and first divide people up by gender, and group the males together, and the female together. For each gender, make a subgroup for each race (whites, blacks, asians, etc.). After that, go through and write down the different kinds of music you assigned (Country, rap, gospel, etc), and then after that, go back and tally up how many black males like X, or how many white females like Y, and so on. I'm almost certain that one music taste in particular will have a majority in each group. Like you might see that you have far more black females listening to gospel than any other kind of music in that group.

      You now have a successfully stereotyped gender and race bias for music tastes. You have asked no one what they actually like, just what you think they would like to listen to. Since you didn't actually ask anyone what they liked, your list is probably highly inaccurate. But because you took the time to classify these people according to their gender and race, and then see what music they liked, you have willfully imposed a condition that requires you to discriminate based on race and gender. Should you do this test, you might conclude that had you not first identified their race and gender, your assumptions about their music tastes would be absolutely anyone's wild guess, because without their race and gender, you know nothing about that person, including their music tastes.

      Since you didn't have any actual information, how did you have any faith in your guess even being remotely close to accurate? What gave you any confidence in your judgment? Since you had no information about a person, you had to have taken some of your guesswork from a preconceived notion of what you learned in life. For example, you probably were not consciously aware of it, but you limited all the possible types of music a person could enjoy, from what people of that race and gender you know already like. I bet your list will not have these entries...
      1. asian female -- salsa
      2. black male -- yodeling
      3. hispanic male -- polish folk

      And you are probably thinking that those music tastes are absurd for those people, but do you think this because you have never heard or known an asian female to like salsa, a black male to like yodeling, or a hispanic male to like polish folk? Or do

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    14. Re:Age distribution? by quixote9 · · Score: 2

      It's about time this got said! I have a dream ... where we all stop pigeonholing each other ....

    15. Re:Age distribution? by xerxesVII · · Score: 1

      hispanic male -- polish folk

      Obviously you've never heard the wonder of Norteno being blasted at seven in the morning on a Saturday. I'd venture that the two are not so dissimilar.

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    16. Re:Age distribution? by wagadog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Brava! My mom (a granny eight times over) took up computing for the very reasons the OP chose to denigrate: family communications and yes, knitting patterns. Our favorite is Knitty because of its "open source" policy.

      Her latest project has been to dub all of the family home movies to DVD's, first for archival purposes, and now she's editing them down to the funniest moments by theme and/or subject, and dubbing music tracks over them.

      While visiting my sister in New York, one of her teenage grandsons was overheard telling his friends, "Let's ask Nana how that works -- she know everything about computers!"

      Anyway, knitting patterns, family photos and communicating with the grandchildren are are certainly a lot nicer applications for technology than what a number of young men seem to think the internet is for -- thanks to grannies, it's not just a big electronic wank mag anymore!
    17. Re:Age distribution? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      There's also no hair color distribution.

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    18. Re:Age distribution? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can we go back to downloading blueprints to the enterprise? :-) To the enterprise?

      Damn! All this time I was downloading plans of the Enterprise and you had plans to get to the real one?



      Got a link?

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    19. Re:Age distribution? by Mercedes308 · · Score: 1

      I could actually hear the sound of that comment going right over your head with a massive whoosh from where I am.

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    20. Re:Age distribution? by Door+in+Cart · · Score: 1

      The Internet is becoming an increasingly social place, meaning its no longer all geeks downloading blueprints of the Enterprise. Gah, you could at least give us a link to them.
    21. Re:Age distribution? by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right on--my 80 year-old mother has been on the net for several years. My retired dad, however, never did get into computers. Mom would just print out interesting articles or email for him to read.

      But slashdotters have no one to blame but themselves if this is the case--how many of you worked to get your moms on-line so you could email pictures of the grandkids?

      Personally, I think many women are attracted to the internet because of the social interaction: email, texting, shopping, etc. The stereotypical internet image of the solitary male hacker in a dark room, staring at the screen all day is gone.

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    22. Re:Age distribution? by Sassinak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ummm... I happen to be a spanish male (30 - 35 years old) (well, a mutt really) and I do enjoy Polish folk, as well as german folk, in addition to my usual Classical (english and italian), and Japanese and Chinese Traditional, mixed in with French and Taiwanese Rap (ONLY French and Taiwanese rap) as well as 1940's - 1970's american show tunes and various kinds of rock (Spanish and British Rock, and some Heavy Metal)

      I wonder what catagory I fit in?

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    23. Re:Age distribution? by Tatisimo · · Score: 1

      YOU ARE SO WRONG! Grannies are not very likely to buy needles online! Only n00bs would buy needles online, you need to see how they feel on your hands before you buy 'em... On the other hand, YARN is what a granny would buy online (good yarn is so hard to come by on your local stores nowadays)

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    24. Re:Age distribution? by fourchannel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You fit in whatever category you believe yourself to belong to. I don't see it fit to label you.

      My aim in my previous post, was not "these kinds of people won't like this kind of music." That would be stereotypical of me, and I don't believe it to be true. My aim was to show that given no information, someone who was trying to guess another person's music tastes using only their race and gender would likely avoid linking, for example, a hispanic male with Polish folk.

      I was trying to point out that since this made up list of ours is complete conjecture, we only have our stereotypes to look to when we try to label people. Because we are drawing our guesses from a stereotype, we're not going to put on the list something that doesn't match a stereotype.

      I wrote what I did in my previous post, not to encourage, but to show the huge flaw in trying to categorize people when you don't actually know anything about them. I posted what I did to help people realize that labeling people is a bad practice, and I understand that the great grandparent post might have been sarcastic, but I think that if my reply helps just one person avoid prejudices, then it was worth my time to write it.

      I must also say, that I'm not perfect and sometimes I find myself being prejudiced too. I try to stop myself when I catch it, but I make mistakes as well. I don't want anyone to feel that I'm trying to talk down to them. I don't want anyone to feel that I believe myself to be better than them.

      I hope that better explains my post :)

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    25. Re:Age distribution? by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I have the core elements of this experiment right:

      1. Make unfounded assumptions about strangers
      2. Pay special attention to their color and sex

      The hypothesis:
      The experimenter has hidden bigotry because they make unfounded assumptions about strangers, while paying special attention to their color and sex.

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    26. Re:Age distribution? by NocturnalCritter · · Score: 1

      And why isn't Granpa online and Granny is? Is Granny smarter than Granpa? Was Granny more able to adapt to online culture better? Women outlive men. In the higher age brackets, that means women outnumber men to a greater extent than they do in the general population. So, instead of Granny outsmarting Granpa, she just outlived Granpa, got lonely, and figured out this email thing so she could keep in touch with the kids and grandkids.
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    27. Re:Age distribution? by lysse · · Score: 1

      > And why isn't Granpa online and Granny is?

      Women live several years longer than men, on average. Chances are Granpa's dead and Granny's bored.

    28. Re:Age distribution? by fourchannel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you got only about halfway there. The other half of the concept is that a lot of people do this and don't realize that they are doing this. That maybe if I pointed out to a person a possible way in which they might make assumptions (the experiment), they would recognize the behavior as something they do (the catalyst). Once they recognize it, they might feel compelled to stop it (the goal). It was not my point to show that they are prejudiced (almost everyone is in some sense), the goal was to encourage people to do something about it. Sometimes people need someone else to help them see a way forwards.

      It is especially important to allow for the possibility that if a person were aware of their prejudice, they might not want to play the part of a racist. People can change, and people can grow. Once someone realizes that they have been subconsciously racist, they might try to root out that racism and allow their love of all people to start to grow.

      This is just another possibility in the great expanse of what future we might look forward to seeing.

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    29. Re:Age distribution? by Sandcastle · · Score: 1

      You initially are not even aware that you have placed some limits on all the possible types of music this person even could like.


      I think this is the point where most of these arguments fall over. Few would actually argue that it's not possible, just that from what we know other options are more likely. There IS value in drawing these inferences. What would profiling be without it? Where we would be socially and at work if we couldn't infer probability of one thing from the value of another? This code might be insecure because it's php - that guy might not be a techie 'cos his eyes glazed over when you mentioned LAMP... you don't know any of this, but if you didn't infer it's likely, you'll be at a disadvantage in the real world, where the female gender trait of focusing on the social may be why the more social web we have today is earning more female users. It's not a provable cause, but it's an interesting and likely thread to pull from the data.

      There are laws preventing these otherwise logical and useful inferences in specific cases such as race, gender, religion in the context of HR etc. This is what muddies the waters further, as discrimination as defined by assuming something based on something else is a cornerstone of how we all live our lives. (refusing to further refine our picture of someone based on new evidence as it would fall outside of the stereotype is wrong and bigoted though, don't get me wrong here).

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    30. Re:Age distribution? by wordsthatendinq · · Score: 1

      Should there be a race distribution? Does it help us out to always take everything and split it up and see how the blacks are different, how the hispanics are different, how the whites are different, etc? Perhaps not always, but it is just as unhelpful to never take everything and just split it up by race. I see your point about imposing a priori assumptions on people, which is harmful when the assumptions are wrong. However, sometimes you really do want to know how things break down by race, especially if it's something like Internet usage. I have two major reasons to think this.

      The better reason is that you're interested in the distributional impacts of something, for example Internet use. If you look at the data and see that, all else equal, half as many people in group X are using the Internet as group Y, you might be concerned that group X is not being given equal access for some reason. This is not stereotyping, but possibly to helps to motivate activities that actually mitigate stereotypes.

      The more controversial reason is that certain types of stereotyping can be rational. Using your example of guessing what songs people like based purely on their looks with no further info, chances are if you guess consistent with stereotypes, you will get it right with higher probability than someone who just guessed at random. I hate to say it, but if this were the case in hiring, and a firm had no information whatsoever about any applicant other than race, it may actually be in their best interest to hire more of the group that statistically has done better in the firm's area of specialty.

      In any case, I believe that statistically discriminating is acceptable to the point where it does not cause people more general harm than the alternative. The only catch is you have to be aware of when you are doing it. Note that this is different from taste-based discrimination, which is irrational as people just dislike group X for no justifiable reason, homophobia for example. But for something as innocuous as guessing music tastes, I don't see the harm in getting many of them wrong, and I can't think of a way that would generate more accurate guesses anyway.
    31. Re:Age distribution? by evolseven · · Score: 1

      I guess I don't understand the problem with light prejudice. Cultures are different. There is a distinct black culture, and also a distinct white culture. This can be extended to mexicans, asians, indians, arabs, africans. I don't think it serves anyone to pretend that race makes no difference, because honestly it does. Not saying we have to treat each other differently based upon races, but if you pretend there is no cultural differences its like plugging up your ears and going lalalala. Anyway yes some people will break from the mold but at the same time, the race/culture that you belong to shape you and define you in some ways, maybe not completely, but they definitely are a part of who you are.

      Anyway the point I try to make is that recognizing cultural differences is not bad. Hate because of racial differences is.

    32. Re:Age distribution? by mapkinase · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Granny discovered it right after she buried the grandpa.

      It just came to me that men are living less than women nowadays because (a) monogamy essentially deprives them of sex when their spouses become older, (b) women are not doing their job: raising children.

      In normal human scoiety, not capitalistic antiutopia we are living in, women live less than men.

      There is no reason for a human animal to live much longer after their reproduction abilities are over. Women experience it earlier than men.

      Bring it on, mods.

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    33. Re:Age distribution? by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

      When you no longer feel compelled to assign a gender and race to a person for anything about that person, you also might find yourself not assuming things about this person. For anything about a specific person that you do not know, would you subconsciously start to fill the knowledge gap by drawing what you don't know from a stereotype?

      I think we should take the idea even further. Why do we feel compelled to distinguish between people and cars? I mean, we make this set of assumptions based on things we've seen and heard that aren't necessarily accurate. And then whenever we see a new person or car, we subconsciously fill in the knowledge gap by drawing from a stereotype about all people, or all cars. If we could just get past that stereotyping, we might learn that some people don't mind being ridden and that some cars are good conversationalists.

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    34. Re:Age distribution? by xoyoboxoyobo · · Score: 1

      You rock :)

    35. Re:Age distribution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but your argument is based on a faulty premise.
      That first impressions are only as good as a random guess.

      That's not quite true.

    36. Re:Age distribution? by CaptDeuce · · Score: 1

      Should there be a race distribution?

      Huh? OK, if you really want one... [hands out number bibs]

      On your marks...

      Set...

      Bang!

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    37. Re:Age distribution? by VShael · · Score: 1

      Racial Stereotypes may be uncooth, but the fact is that they're based on truth.

    38. Re:Age distribution? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Dementia also hits men sooner and more often than it does women. Granny not only live longer, she stays sharper longer.

    39. Re:Age distribution? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'd bet that the majority would return to the females, if the study were to be adjusted against people who just go online to look up porn. I'd not be surprised in the least bit if 50% of males who 'go online' use the Internet exclusively for porn (and maybe a little online gaming).

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    40. Re:Age distribution? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Does it help us out to always take everything and split it up and see how the blacks are different, how the hispanics are different, how the whites are different, etc?"

      Well, it does if you're wanting to get laid. Some of us have preferences....that's just natural.

      :-)

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    41. Re:Age distribution? by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      My aim in my previous post, was not "these kinds of people won't like this kind of music." That would be stereotypical of me, and I don't believe it to be true. My aim was to show that given no information, someone who was trying to guess another person's music tastes using only their race and gender would likely avoid linking, for example, a hispanic male with Polish folk.

      Amen,
      I would also like to point out it does not mention what percentage are gay. Based on photographic evidence, the clear majority of women on the net are gay, or at least bisexual. It is ridiculous to mash up gay women in the same demographic as say Polish women. It would almost be non-sensical.
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    42. Re:Age distribution? by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      Humanity.

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    43. Re:Age distribution? by Elsan · · Score: 1

      Uh... I meant race as in animal race... Dog, cat, giraffe... I thought I had posted a reply to my comment to specify. I never evne though about dividing humanity...

    44. Re:Age distribution? by Elsan · · Score: 1

      It was meant to be satirical... Just forgot one word, "animal". I meant as in animal species. Looks like I need to work more on my english and use preview more...

  5. Don't worry! by bogaboga · · Score: 0, Redundant

    My fellow men, do not worry at all. For our members of the other sex (read females), it's mostly gossip.

  6. If this is true... by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new online female overladies!

    1. Re:If this is true... by owlnation · · Score: 0, Redundant

      sorry... can't... resist...

      In Soviet Russia, girls net you.

      In Korea only old girls use the Internet.

      Just imagine a beowolf cluster of those... (yes, do, it's a nice thought)

      No, they don't run Linux - not yet anyway. Myspace is still a ways away from Linux.

    2. Re:If this is true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I believe it should be:

      I, for one, welcome our new female overmistresses.

    3. Re:If this is true... by therealbev · · Score: 1

      We thank you for your courtesy and will graciously allow you to live just a bit longer.

  7. Baaaa... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The statistics for Canadians show a slightly greater number of male users."

    THis is compensated by a surprising number of sheep.

    1. Re:Baaaa... by kypper · · Score: 4, Funny

      In rural Canada, we have a saying... "Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous"

    2. Re:Baaaa... by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed... ;-)

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    3. Re:Baaaa... by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought that was "Where the men are men and the sheep are lying little sluts!"

      http://www.cafepress.com/piggywig/2318364

  8. On the internet... by Alicat1194 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..no one really knows you're a dog.

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    1. Re:On the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They dont?

      Thats woof.. i mean great

    2. Re:On the internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dog? No, all males are pigs ;)

    3. Re:On the internet... by Sean0michael · · Score: 1

      But the odds are, if you're in the US, you're a bitch.

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    4. Re:On the internet... by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

      But the odds are, if you're in the US, you're a bitch.

      Yeah, but on the internet everyone can tell if you are a bitch.

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    5. Re:On the internet... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      They will when I drink out of their toilet.

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  9. Did they mean..... by BugDoomBug · · Score: 4, Funny
    Males Pretending to be Females Outnumber Males Online

    Fixed

    Why does this remind me of an old IRC saying.....

    "Welcome to IRC, where the Men are Men, the Women are Men, and the 14 Year Old Girls are FBI Agents"

  10. Wow by pavon · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't know the FBI had that many agents.

    1. Re:Wow by QCompson · · Score: 1

      I didn't know the FBI had that many agents. And it's not just FBI agents anymore. Every backwoods local police department puts a few keystone cops on the intraweb now posing as 14 year old girls. Cops love it because it's easy, they barely have to leave their desks, and it makes for some great headlines.
  11. Not supprising by ozamosi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't think this is supprising. Females are more social creatures than males. I won't say wheather this is biologic or social, but right here, right now, most of them are. Females in their teens are known to talk on the phone FOREVER. Females are known to sit around and gossip all the time. Computers are now straightforward enough to use so that a new user don't have to figure out how it works (typical male behaviour), but instead, can go straight to $chat_network or $social_website and start to gossip. They use internet because it helps them do what they like to do outside of computers.

    Males, on the other hand, like to play with stuff, build stuff, etc. Maybe the internet isn't that appealing to that crowd in the same way. Or maybe it is, but males actually get "done" with the internet, just like we usually finish a phone call in one minute, and go on to do something else instead.

    Of course, that doesn't mean that there are more female hackers than male - hackers are people who use internet (and computers in general) to build stuff, and more males want to build stuff than females, and thus, there should be more male hackers than females.

    1. Re:Not supprising by joto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You've got one thing right.. This is not supprising at all!

    2. Re:Not supprising by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      I won't say wheather this is biologic or social

      It also is "whether" and not that abomination of a word he used....

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    3. Re:Not supprising by mindshaper155 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's surprising either that females would outnumber males online. Females are social creatures who seek out others to converse and to listen. Instead of spending an hour on the phone, females can now spend an hour online talking. Also, that whole bit about males being on the phone for only one minute isn't all true; I have firsthand experience with that. But I know it's surprising to some people that a female can navigate the web, let alone turn a computer on.

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    4. Re:Not supprising by jaelle · · Score: 1

      Cripes, talk about stereotyping. Man, I've been building stuff all my life, ran one of the first BBS's in my area, and jumped on computers the minute I could afford one (A VIC-20!)--and learned BASIC on it because that was about all you could do with it.

      And I'm female. ..and I hate the phone.

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    5. Re:Not supprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you're a statistical anomaly!

    6. Re:Not supprising by ozamosi · · Score: 1

      I spend most of my life chating (not on phones, though) - your point being? ;)

      If you have a look around - would you say most women in your area are phone-scared tinkers?

    7. Re:Not supprising by BaldingByMicrosoft · · Score: 1

      Freakycool art you're linking to there. I like the snorse, particularly.

  12. "females have been found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to outnumber males online"

    And I still can't find a date!

    Posting as AC because I'm embarrased as hell.

    1. Re:"females have been found... by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I still can't find a date!

      Posting as AC because I'm embarrased as hell.

      Neither can I, and I'm fucking proud of it.

      This is Slashdot. The only thing to be embarrassed about here is poor spelling.

    2. Re:"females have been found... by eneville · · Score: 1

      ...to outnumber males online"

      And I still can't find a date!

      Posting as AC because I'm embarrased as hell. why are you trying to get a date online at /.?
    3. Re:"females have been found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A loser IRL is still a loser on the intarwebz.

    4. Re:"females have been found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "The only thing to be embarrassed about here is poor spelling." ...and running Windows.

    5. Re:"females have been found... by raehl · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...and running Windows.

      Running windows is acceptable, as long as it's only begrudgingly and to play games.

    6. Re:"females have been found... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the OP is a lesbian?

  13. Article summary in case the link goes down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Females outnumber males online. Night elves outnumber Orcs and Dwarves, but Goblins received an unexpected surge in popularity after Draenei were nerfed in the last update. Figures for Tauren have remained more or less stable, and no figures for Trolls are available as they ate the census-takers.

    1. Re:Article summary in case the link goes down... by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      You can play as Goblins now?!

      *renews his account*

      Wait, you tricked me! :(

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  14. Mmmmm...Goood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...more boobies online...
    • Male behaviour: buy PC, buy big monitor, get big hole to teh Internet and surf for boobies
    • Female behaviour: buy PC, buy webcam, get big hole to the Inet and flash boobies online
    ...and since I can view more than one pair of boobies at the time I'm very happy about this developmet.
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    1. Re:Mmmmm...Goood... by ettlz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just what we need, eh? A blocked Series of Boob-Tubes.

    2. Re:Mmmmm...Goood... by Paradigm_Complex · · Score: 1
      Your Sig makes your "anonymous" post a lot more interesting:

      just fyi... I'm a woman.
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  15. and online pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is still around 99.97% targeted towards the male. When THAT number slips below 50%, THEN I'll believe more women are online. It's either that, or 3 out of 4 women online are bisexual and are looking at all that "man" pr0n. Pick your fantasy.

    1. Re:and online pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...is still around 99.97% targeted towards the male. When THAT number slips below 50%, THEN I'll believe more women are online. It's either that, or 3 out of 4 women online are bisexual and are looking at all that "man" pr0n. Pick your fantasy.
      ... well, in any case, prepare for a vast upsurge in the number of pop-up ads for sanitary pads, tampons and ibuprofen.
    2. Re:and online pr0n... by hkmarks · · Score: 1

      You've clearly never heard of slash or shipping.

      Girls don't need pictures.

    3. Re:and online pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, we don't. And that is why there are more women on the net. - I'm a woman and a slasher.

  16. It's about time by Nezer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new female overlords!

  17. Balancing Act by Chief+Wongoller · · Score: 1

    Invoke conscription for females and send them to Iraq. That should even things up a little!

  18. Hopefully... by alexhs · · Score: 4, Funny

    on Slashdot we're still between real men !

    OMG ponies !

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    1. Re:Hopefully... by owlnation · · Score: 1

      and I guess this means that the average /.er is now getting more and more requests to fix teh Intertubey thing, when it gets stuck. At least if any of us ever actually got out and saw daylight and, you know, met any girls...

      Taco, looks like it's time to bring back the pink css theme.

  19. Females have more 'home' time on average by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not a slam on 'stay at home moms' in the least, but there are more of those then 'stay at home dads', so just purely by the #'s there is a better chance of them finding some time to be online during the day then the males of the population.

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    1. Re:Females have more 'home' time on average by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Than not then, in both cases.

    2. Re:Females have more 'home' time on average by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Who cares? the point got across, didnt it?

      its not like the audience here really deserves proof reading.

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    3. Re:Females have more 'home' time on average by slashing1 · · Score: 1

      Uh, and how many of us at work are perpetualy online, work related or otherwise?

    4. Re:Females have more 'home' time on average by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Uh, and how many of us at work are perpetualy online, work related or otherwise?

      This is another good point -- I wonder what the gender distribution is of "online jobs," not necessarily jobs that you do online, but jobs that you can be online continually during. Many tech jobs -- judging from the Slashdot crowd -- allow this, although most "traditional" jobs don't. (Auto mechanic, most healthcare jobs, classroom teaching, manufacturing, etc.)

      I really don't know if occupations would tend towards more men or women online, but it seems like an interesting question for some sociologist.

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    5. Re:Females have more 'home' time on average by isorox · · Score: 1

      purely by the #'s there is a better chance of them finding some time to be online during the day then the males of the population.

      Yet here's me, sitting in my office, responding to an irellevent slashdot post, at 10:41 on a Monday morning.

  20. My own super accurate study: by UnRDJ · · Score: 4, Funny

    Percentage of female internet population on myspace.com: 99%
    Everywhere else: 1%

    1. Re:My own super accurate study: by abb3w · · Score: 1

      Percentage of female internet population on myspace.com: 99%

      Percentage of MySpace.com "female" profiles that are merely poorly concealed spam ads: 14%.

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  21. I knew it.... by Refelian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot is Canadian!

    1. Re:I knew it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot is Canadian!

      No, that's: Slashdot is Canadian, eh?!

    2. Re:I knew it.... by erbmjw · · Score: 1

      Come on ... slashdot's not polite enough to be Canadian. ;)

      Plus if it was Canadian we'd get a lot more hockey related stories and comments :D

    3. Re:I knew it.... by slashbob22 · · Score: 1

      Come on ... slashdot's not polite enough to be Canadian. ;)

      Plus if it was Canadian we'd get a lot more hockey related stories and comments :D Good call, eh! Hey CmdrTaco we need a YROI (Your Rights On Ice) Section.
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  22. Wait a tic..... by BugDoomBug · · Score: 1

    I figured it out! They're counting all the ChatSpam Bots!

    Damn those seductive vixens!

  23. Additional stats: by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Figures also show that 90% of females online are 18, horny and want to sex you up.

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    1. Re:Additional stats: by lilfields · · Score: 2, Funny

      Additional figures show that 95% of Slashdotters still don't have a chance.

    2. Re:Additional stats: by jd · · Score: 1

      I think you may have typod. Shouldn't that be 99.95%? (We know about CmdrTaco's SO, but just try to name one other case.)

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  24. Canadian Sausage Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear they're on the rise... like the uh... silent conservative majority or something.

  25. Why is this surprising? by Ogemaniac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1: There are more females than males

    2: Women are more likely to attend college than men. Virtually all college students are required to use the internet while they are there, and at least some will keep up the habit later.

    3: Women are more likely to have desk jobs or other indoor jobs, which again often exposes them to the internet.

    That being said, I think time spent on the internet is a much greater measure. I bet men spend far more time on the internet than women, despite the apparent data that says women dabble with it more often.

    1. Re:Why is this surprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Heh, that sounds like some kind of new-age explanation. More women in college, and women with indoor jobs? WTF...

      A far more down-to-Earth explanation is that there are more stay-at-home females than males, and thus they have more time to use the internet for shopping and chatting. This jives well with the purported claim, considering the website doing the claiming is eMarketer.com (guess what they analyze? yep, online shopping).

    2. Re:Why is this surprising? by Tal0n · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Agreed

      Yeah, jokes aside, I don't know about you guys(girls?) but I probably have as many, if not more female friends online than males. Obviously, all of the male geeks are online, but not all of the rest of the guys. On the other side, almost all of the females are online.

      TFA doesn't say what "online" means (unless I'm dumb and missed it), so that kind of makes this entire discussion moot. Online gaming? Social Networking? Email? Internet Browsing? Voip? Online shopping? Without breaking that down by activity, that's kinda almost like a really, really expensive way to find out that there are more women then men.

    3. Re:Why is this surprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's surprising because someone bothered to measure it and actually cared to report about it, and what's even more surprising is that you bothered to post, and then I actually bothered to reply. I mean jesus, why does anyone do anything or think anymore? Really!

    4. Re:Why is this surprising? by epine · · Score: 0, Offtopic


      4. America incarcerates 2m people, of which the vast majority are male, and the largest single slice of the pie, by far, is black males, heavily bulked out by a war on drugs the administration is quite content to continue losing.

      http://www.hrw.org/backgrounder/usa/incarceration/

      I agree with you. The men do spend more time.

    5. Re:Why is this surprising? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      doesn't say what "online" means

      I believe the standard was any contact with any sort of internet activity at all at least once in the last 30 days. Spending 5 minutes online, checking a single web page, just to see a picture of Britney Spears bald, three weeks ago, from a computer at a friend's house, would qualify.

      It's tempting to say that males are going to still solidly hold the lead on total cumulative hours on the internet, but remember... for every guy sitting here on Slashdot for some obscene number of hours every week obsessively microanalyzing what some obscure statistic really means, there are scores of highschool and junior highschool teener-girls each spending obscene hours every week on MySpace yammering on about some girl at school that is so UnCool that she wore the exact same outfit to school twice in one week.

      You're right the results say essentially nothing about over all usage, but they do show that women are at a minimum keeping up in entering the Internet Genration. That the female population is integrating the internet into their lives at least as fast if not faster than the male population. Cool.

      Getting more information on how big a part of their lives they make it, and how they use it, would certainly be interesting. Sounds like a good subject for the next survey and Slashdot story :)

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    6. Re:Why is this surprising? by g-doo · · Score: 1

      1: There are more females than males Or are there?
      http://ask.yahoo.com/20060608.html
    7. Re:Why is this surprising? by Tal0n · · Score: 1

      Yes, we need to actively study every aspect of these women's lives, for market research... Science People!!! jeez!

    8. Re:Why is this surprising? by NocturnalCritter · · Score: 1

      In the world, no, there aren't more women. I'm guessing that's due to the general Asian desire for a male child, combined with China's one child policy. On the other hand, in the US, women outnumber men. I don't know about other European countries, but I'd bet it's about the same as the US.

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    9. Re:Why is this surprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there aren't more females than males in the United States. Besides, that's a moot point, because the article (which you didn't read) clearly states that a higher percentage of all females use the internet (at least according to this study) than males. So even if there were twice as many girls in the world than there were guys, so long as a higher proportion of them used the internet than the proportion of guys, the statistic and conclusion would still have merit.

      Your other points do seem to hit the nail on the head, though. Social sites attract an incredible number of female members (particularly teenagers, as apparently adult men still outnumber adult women online).

    10. Re:Why is this surprising? by red314159 · · Score: 1

      That being said, I think time spent on the internet is a much greater measure. I bet men spend far more time on the internet than women, despite the apparent data that says women dabble with it more often. If most of the growth of women users is in the teen demographic (according to TFA, adult males still outnumber adult females online), that growth is likely due in large part to ecommerce and social networking sites, so I'd be surprised if men spend more total time online than women. And if Myspace and Amazon are just "dabbling", then what's Slashdot?

    11. Re:Why is this surprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Women are more likely to suck cock than men.

  26. Hmmm by jeevesbond · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "For girls who have grown up with technology, there is no significant gender gap in internet usage," said eMarketer senior analyst Debra Aho Williamson. "The rise of activities that are particularly appealing to young females, such as social networking, will result in even greater usage."

    This reminds me of my 12 year old neice who sites on MSN for hours at a time jibba-jabbin to her friends, whilst her brother would rather watch Hockey on TV.

    This is good news for those people who've recently been ranting about there not being enough women in web design, and trying to work out the reasons why. With more women now online than men, the balance will hopefully be redressed (when that generation gets off MSN and wants to do something useful with their lives).

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    1. Re:Hmmm by prelelat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem with the group of users your talking about is that they are just using the internet/computer for social jibba-jabbin(I like your expression) while back in the day when I used the computer I was poking around finding where things lay on the computer and being interested in how the application works. I think a greater amount of women will join the geek world which is good for everyone(hate going to work with a bunch of guys, I need a change up sometimes). I just don't think that the number of women in the field is going to increase without some help. Maybe if someone told them that they could hack into the service and find out what someone was saying to someone else they might get more interested. The women I know at least like to eaves drop.

    2. Re:Hmmm by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Well in my experience roughly 1% of the people who use MSN know anything about computer, they're the ones who don't wana trade pix labeled "HOT BOD.src"

    3. Re:Hmmm by bogjobber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I doubt it. There is no reason to believe that more women will go into web design just because they use the internet a little more. If women use phones more often, does that mean women are more likely to become electrical/communication engineers? If women take prescription drugs more often, are they more likely to become chemists? Most people don't really give a shit about how things work, just that they work. The gender gap in engineering/science/technology has much deeper roots than that.

  27. Candians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... males have been found to outnumber males online in the U.S. ... The statistics for Canadians show a slightly greater number of male users."

    There's your answer then. The Canadians are busy chatting up your women.

  28. Facebook/Myspace's fault by ZeeExSixAre · · Score: 4, Funny

    The reason for this is likely Facebook and Myspace. These social networking sites make is really easy to simply log onto one site, do all the chit-chat with 10-20 people that would normally take 5 minutes per person, and then log off. When I go to the computer lab at my university, a quick peek at women's computer screens shows that 7 out of 10 computer screens are of Facebook, and 2 out of 10 are of Myspace. The remaining 10% are of actual class webpages. On the other hand, 6 out of 10 male computer screens are of ESPN, NCAA, or Facebook/Myspace. Okay I didn't really look at the guys at all.

  29. duh. by artjunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    um, hello? This is news? One word - "shopping."

    1. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um, hello? Women don't like shopping online. They need to see and touch the item before buying it.

    2. Re:duh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, right. And which demographic likes the home shopping channel again?

    3. Re:duh. by kinglink · · Score: 1

      The 1950s called, they want their sexism back.

      Besides shopping online is a male's wet dream. You haggle for prices on ebay and sites, you look at what you want, and can instantly find it with out having to search through 100 items you don't want and you can get it delivered to your house with out having to spend more than 10 minutes actually shopping. If it wasn't for the distrustful sellers online it would be perfect.

  30. Yeah, but, by tripslash · · Score: 0

    Do they run Linux?

  31. There may be more women than men. by NinjaNoh · · Score: 5, Funny

    There may be more women than men online, however they all come in the .jpg format.

    1. Re:There may be more women than men. by Xinef+Jyinaer · · Score: 1

      They come in .avi too.

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    2. Re:There may be more women than men. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      There may be more women than men online, however they all come in the .jpg format.

      You're a racist pig.

      Some of my best women friends online are .gifs, .pngs, or even .bmps.

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    3. Re:There may be more women than men. by NinjaNoh · · Score: 1

      I don't want to sound like I am on 56K or anything, but for god sakes they should use lossy compression. Call 1-800-jpg-2000 or run some "Compress Fast", or Optimize or something.

  32. Where did they take the survey? by gitarman · · Score: 1

    Was this a survey at Amazon?

  33. As a Canadian... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a Canadian I am infurated by this article. This was classifed Canadian government information. As such, only Canadians were supposed to know that more women were online - and the fact that more Canadian men were aware of this, as the data shows is no excuse for giving away our secrets!

    Still, the cat is out of the bag. We have large and sparsely populated country. By government mandate we are attempting to increase our populace by going online and luring the ladies to our glacial climate via online dating services!

    This throws a wrench into our grand plan of luring the likes of nubile young women like "cuteie332" "betty22" and "chicky_54" here so we can increase our populace and dominate the earth with our floppy heads!

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    1. Re:As a Canadian... by dws90 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Still, the cat is out of the bag. Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags.
    2. Re:As a Canadian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cats hate bags.

      I beg to differ. Ever offer a paper grocery-style bag to cat? Most of the cats I've met love playing in/with them.

    3. Re:As a Canadian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  34. Wait a sec... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The internet has lots of pluses and all, but I can't see how being online more is something to necessarily brag about, considering that this online social interaction may start to take the place of social interaction in the real world; less energy spent surfing the net possibly means more obesity, etc.; a great place to develop obsessions (e.g. hypochondriacs); also a great place to mess up your eating habits, etc.

    1. Re:Wait a sec... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      'a great place to develop obsessions (e.g. hypochondriacs); also a great place to mess up your eating habits, etc.'

      Less exercise I can see (although those of us who don't enjoy sports don't get much excercise outside the gym anyway). But I am completely lost when trying to figure out how you associate being online with obsessions and diet. If anything, the internet is filled with loads of good information to help you avoid a complex or plan a good diet.

      You make it sound like being online is unhealthy. In my experience netizens are more likely to be healthy and informed than non-netizens. Further, the internet is a place where social interaction can take place without the burdens of superficial things getting in the way. People can interact with other people of compatible personality and get to know them BEFORE superficial things like race, age, and appearance can interfere.

      The only time I see the internet becoming unhealthy is when a MMORPG like WoW, EQ, or DAOC gets involved.

  35. 'women online' on web sites by radarsat1 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they mean more women are featured online on web sites. I would believe that in a second.

  36. Link? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Please? ;)

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  37. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are females?

  38. That's surprising how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women have been known to make use of the phone for entertainment purposes (talking to their friends) much longer hours probably since the phone was invented. I bet that most denizens of internet chat rooms are female.

  39. Re:Oh yeah... by RFaulder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, they don't even take into consideration Rule 37.

  40. Simple by cadeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tits or GTFO.

  41. Quick! by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    Everyone bone up on their pick-up lines! Anyone got any good ones I could borrow?

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    1. Re:Quick! by BertieBaggio · · Score: 1

      Everyone bone up on their pick-up lines! Anyone got any good ones I could borrow?

      "Can you come here and pick this up for me?"

      That's the kind of thing you wanted, right?

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    2. Re:Quick! by heinousjay · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're so hot, I'll give you both inches.

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  42. I know why... by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    They have taken their husband hunting online.

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    1. Re:I know why... by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 1

      If that's the case, 'online' probably excludes Slashdot.

  43. This article is filled with lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rule 37: There are no girls on the internet....ever.

  44. female what? male what? by EllynGeek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Typical sloppy journalism, not specifying the species.

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    1. Re:female what? male what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemurs.

    2. Re:female what? male what? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The correct answer: dragons.

      I know, I was surprised too.

  45. Measured by uids, logins or hours? by redelm · · Score: 0
    These sorts of statistics are misleading, and evoke Mark Twain: "Figures don't lie, but liars figure." I'm not sure what they measured, or how they determine sex. First names are reliable in the aggregate (not for individuals!) but only show account ownership. I suspect a large number of single moms own accounts that are mostly used by their children.

    \ I'm personally glad to see the online world better reflect the real wolrd with proportionate representation from all groups. But I wouldn't trust simple surveys. I'd rather see something from the US Bureau of the Census asking "how many times in the past month" and "how long average session".

  46. Females... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, was that females online, or images of females online?

    I know which study I'd prefer to be responsible for.

  47. We've known this all along... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... It's because Americans are a bunch of girls

    Sorry couldn't resist :p

  48. Please mod me -1, Spelling Nazi... by Crazyscottie · · Score: 3, Funny
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    1. Re:Please mod me -1, Spelling Nazi... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great! I'm going to use that site from now on. The stupid masses definitely don't know how to spell definitely more than anything else on the internet.

  49. Male & female porn by Chmcginn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is still around 99.97% targeted towards the male.

    I disagree. Most visual porn (an overwhelming majority) is targeted towards straight men, this is true. But to most women, good porn is a trashy romance novel, not a playboy. And if you've ever looked at the "romantic fiction" online, you'll see a pretty good number written by women.

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    1. Re:Male & female porn by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
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  50. wheresthebeef by Falladir · · Score: 1

    Whew. I'm glad I don't have to turn off the AJAX (with it on, I can only seem to reply to comments, not articles).

    I would be much more interested if some sort of weighting were used. It's nice to know how many people use the internet *at all*, but I'm more interested in how many have a significant amount of their social lives on the web.

    I'd like to see statistics just on the blogscape, comparing total readership of male and female blogs.

  51. Not only that but... by wenchmagnet · · Score: 4, Funny

    With the typical women who spend most of their time online, they probably outweigh online males too...

    1. Re:Not only that but... by hellfire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With the typical women who spend most of their time online, they probably outweigh online males too...

      Spoken like a true arrogant netgeek lardass male.

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  52. First Female Post by bobby1066 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ..yah i know, OMG, a girl is on Slashdot. The world has now ended.

    1. Re:First Female Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A girl named Robert?

    2. Re:First Female Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, sorry but you're not fooling anyone with a nick like bobby1066

    3. Re:First Female Post by bobby1066 · · Score: 1

      Yep and my Aunt is named Max.

  53. Re:Oh yeah... by JasonTik · · Score: 1

    Rule 37 of what?

  54. Lies!! by dave562 · · Score: 1

    We all know that at least 69% of those "females" are really 40+ year old guys living in their parent's basement, or 15- year old guys living in their parent's basement.

  55. OMG girlz do not exist on teh intraweb by dhardisty · · Score: 1


    The proof: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/issue/17/27

    (from a /. story awhile back I believe... worth recycling)

  56. Re:Oh yeah... by webmistressrachel · · Score: 2, Informative
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  57. Re:Oh yeah... by RFaulder · · Score: 1

    Yeah, what was he thinking???

  58. Admiral Ackbar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT'S A TRAP!

  59. I hate myspace... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I think for the most part, they are probably using MSN Messenger, and MySpace... MSN being the default, and MySpace being the culmination of every advancement in communication ability through technology (*NOT*)...

    [RANT]
    Okay, we start with bbsing, local, community oriented... Actual get togethers, regular parties, etc... then the early internet, IRC, ICQ, and AOL a little more remote and disconnected, but still some actual community and real people, generally those you already know in real life... The internet boom, ICQ is all but dead, IRC is a wasteland of people in idle, and AOL doesn't see nearly as much use of what many people went to it for in the first place (group chat and profile searching).... So what is the culmination of all these advancements in technology? fucking myspace.
    [/RANT]

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    1. Re:I hate myspace... by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Who uses MSN? I know 2 people who use MSN Messenger, and it's because AIM doesn't work on their computers. AIM is the default instant messenger. Any time you ask someone "what's your sn?" and they write it down, there is never an @ sign and it's not all numbers, meaning it's not Jabber, MSN, Yahoo, or ICQ. It's AIM.

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    2. Re:I hate myspace... by alphamugwump · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of people who use MSN, but generally they're the very lowest of the low, the people who can't be bothered to install AIM.

    3. Re:I hate myspace... by Johnnybw2 · · Score: 1

      MSN is very popular over here in the UK (and the rest of Europe so ive heard). AIM is unheard of over here and so is jabber and ICQ. Its annoying for me as MSN is my only choice and the mac version is a sorry excuse for an IM client.

    4. Re:I hate myspace... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      Outside of the U.S., MSN is overwhelmingly popular, with AIM sometimes not even in he #2 slot. MSN, worldwide, is the most used IM service.

      I'm not sure exactly why this is. Since I have been to Europe and can attest to the fact that they're not all complete gibbering retards, as this evidence might cause you to suspect, one must consider alternate explanations.

      The best explanation I've heard is that AOL took its terribly sweet time getting Unicode support into AIM, so that cost them a lot of users. Other theory is that the IM market in EMEA is somewhat newer than that in N. America, and while many of the critical "early adopter" users in the U.S. got onto IM systems like AIM before MS started pushing MSN through pre-installs, by the time people in other parts of the world started getting onto IM (which was later than in the U.S. -- there's a hilarious BBC article around somewhere asking "Is IM the new texting?" while in the U.S. you'd be better to ask "Are text messages the new IM?") Microsoft had already started to pre-install MSN on every PC, and captured the userbase before there was a critical mass of users on another network.

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    5. Re:I hate myspace... by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Try Gaim/Pidgin. It's cross-platform and supports MSN.

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    6. Re:I hate myspace... by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      On OSX, it's Adium.

      Until someone ports GTK+ to Cocoa/Carbon, that is...

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    7. Re:I hate myspace... by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      I know Adium uses libpurple/libgaim, but there's no GTK+ on OSX? That's surprising...or does it require X11?

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    8. Re:I hate myspace... by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Well considering the survey being discussed was on American girls, I think we can rest assured that they are mostly using AIM, I'm all for multiculturalism, but lets not ignore the limits of the data we are looking at. BTW, here is my theory on why AIM is less popular out of America, it is produced by America Online which is an America based company. It makes sense that they are strongest at home. MS has a much broader reach, since their operating system is running all over the planet.

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    9. Re:I hate myspace... by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      Why port it when Adium is far prettier than any gAIM setup I've ever seen, and is built on the same codebase.

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    10. Re:I hate myspace... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      GTK+ on OSX does require X11. Beyond that, it looks horribly non-native on OSX. That's why a lot of people have spent time creating Cocoa/Carbon UI's to F/OSS solutions for OSX... Also, gAIM really isn't that nice, compared to the actual MSN messenger. I personally use Trillian, as it is imho a much better alternative. I went back to windows as my main OS for work reasons, but when I ran Linux for about 8-9 months last year, I really didn't like gaim much at all in comparison.

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    11. Re:I hate myspace... by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Well, all I can say is between my younger sister, and my 8 female cousins, they tend to stick to MSN messenger... Probably in part because of it being a default on newer windows installs, and the rest being that it can have neat-o-cool images, etc... Honestly, I use Trillian these days, it supports pretty much all IM systems. I have about 1/3 being split between MSN, AIM and Y!.. I have a couple still on ICQ, and 2 on Jabber/Google... (I know 1/3 * 3 = 1, but there are far more of those three than the handfull on the others).

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    12. Re:I hate myspace... by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      I liked Trillian, but I'm used to Gaim now. You might try Kopete next time you're on Linux. It feels more like Trillian.

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  60. To be more relevant by shish · · Score: 1

    Now take those numbers, and multiply by the amount of time spent online :P (TFA is counting anyone who's touched the internet, at all, in the past month, as "online"...)

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  61. #1 pick-up line... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

  62. cheaters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'll talk again when they take myspace and livejournal out of the count.

  63. it makes sense... by Jazz-o-matic · · Score: 1

    I think it's importaint to point out that according to the 2000 census there were slightly more women living in the US then men. Also in general men are slightly more likely to enlist in the US army, and since the country is at war then that would leave even more women outnumber men in internet use.

    Once you've thought about that, think of all the initiatives trying to get women interested in computers and computer sciences:
    http://www.ics.uci.edu/~wics/
    http://www.cs.ubc.ca/wccce/program04/Papers/mark.h tml
    http://math.rice.edu/~lanius/club/girls.html
    http://www.awc-hq.org/

    We're defiantly not doing those things for young men.

    Then due to a natural progression, if you're going to use a computer at all you might as well be online. So of course there's more women using the internet than men.

    And don't forget that population of young women addicted to those "women run alt-pornography sites" like the suicide girls and gods girls etc.

    1. Re:it makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >We're defiantly not doing those things for young men.
      Beg pardon, Ma'am, but I think that the word that you are seeking in this context is "definitely", if I'm not mistaken.

    2. Re:it makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Haven't you noticed the most discriminated person in the US is the single white male. Not for the number of support programs but the lack thereof. Reverse discrimination can be a horrible thing.

    3. Re:it makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. Grandparent poster may be on to something here. CS enrollment is way, way down from its peak and there doesn't seem to be as much of a push to get students in general back in, as there are pushes to shift the M/F ratio and get more H1B visas for foreign grads.

  64. Of course women outnumber men on-line. by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Women on-line out-number men? Of course...look at any of the pictures, you'll see two, sometimes three or four women in the picutre with just one guy. What? You weren't talking about the pictures? Oh...nevermind.

  65. But here in New Zealand by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    we have more opportunity!

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  66. Lots of Forums For Girls by chromozone · · Score: 1

    A lot of the psychology forums (lots of them) are young girls - so are the diary sites like Live Journal etc. Young people in general don't always know how to interpret what they are feeling but girls will be more conscious of their emotions and and want to discuss them in diaries and journals. Forums that have "Secrets" groups or threads are always hugely popular (people express a secret thought using photos and captions usually). In the negative, the "pro" eating disorder sites are also 98% girls - and there are mobs of them. The fan sites and art sites like deviantART are also mostly girls. I find the computer and gaming sites to be mostly guys as one would expect but most forums seem they are mostly young girls and women - some drastically so. One thing about these groups is it brings them online a lot and while posting and MSNing they are visiting other sites and forums that they learn about from each other. There are a lot of young people online and its the girls who want to talk and write about a lot of things with their peers. They are also the best typists (and piano players). A lot of guys get a bit spooked by a keyboard.

  67. Re:Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GTFO Tripfag

    VIOLATION OF RULE 1!
    RULE 5 WILL BE ENFORCED.

    ~desu

  68. In related news.. by nFriedly · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, women have been found far more likely to take surveys online.

  69. Here's a definition Comic book guy! by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Before I believe any of that I want to see what they define as 'female'

    Yup, most slashdotters have a problem defining it. I'll define it as "someone who has different stuff than you between their legs" and leave you to ponder what it possibly might look like;)

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    1. Re:Here's a definition Comic book guy! by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Psh this is slashdot. Most of the people here probably have the internets. I'd like to think that the, preponderance of "detailed medical imagery" isn't all the result of a few guys with photoshop, but being on slashdot means I don't know for sure...

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  70. What is the surprise? by Hepneck · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article does not explain by what going online means (i.e.- Is it checking email, doing research, shopping, charring, or /.ing?). I am surprised at the number of responses that assume that women are only online to chat or use Facebook. Consider that more women than men earn high school, associates, bachelors, masters, law, medical, and PhD degrees. And while more men than women are still university department chairs, more women tahn men are now the editors of academic journals. Who then is going to naturally be using the web for research (Other than for pictures of Milla Jovovich)? Women are the ones that are beginning to contol the direction of research and ideas. We men should hope that they nice to us, have a good sense of humor, and that they do not hold a grudge for our behavior. _____________________ You may all go to hell, I am going to Texas - Davy Crockett

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    1. Re:What is the surprise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women are the ones that are beginning to contol the direction of research and ideas.

      Jajajajaj sure I've never seen a great woman scientist (except for maybe maria curie) or chess champion. Not even too much presidents except for one or two but then that's easier. It's a matter of brain honey ;)

  71. Wow! by LibrarianAvenger · · Score: 1

    Slashdotters sure know a lot about women!

  72. happy now? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    I am not sure that any demographic should be particularly proud of wasting their time on /. and digg.

    I am not.

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  73. Violation by PPH · · Score: 1
    ...of Rule 37.



    Also, see Rule 21.

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  74. In Royal England... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gays outnumber females who outnumber males.

  75. Pickup line by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    You catch her eye across the room. With a sly grin, you motion for her to walk over to you. It's a simple "I want you over here" hand gesture not unlike -- for a point of reference -- that used by Morpheus in The Matrix duing that famous fight scene.

    She crosses the room; now she's standing close to you. "If I could make you come with my finger," you say, "Just imagine what I can do with my whole hand?"

    1. Re:Pickup line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wave goodbye?

  76. Nerdy ones by TerranFury · · Score: 1

    And if it's a truly exceptional girl, the kind who's really your type, she might appreciate one of these:

    "Baby, can I be your DNA helicase? 'Cause I want to unzip your genes."

    "I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

    "If you're sine squared, I want to be cosine squared -- so that together we can be one."

    Or, after you've known her for a bit, you could just say something sweet like, "Life without you is like a vector space in which the Cauchy sequence does not converge."

  77. don't be silly by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    they all come in the .jpg format.
    They're faking it.
  78. of course they do! by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    one user I know, she's ugly like a bag of a chopped liver, and yet very active on web forum "Sexy woman" or something like that. I guess her case is a good explanation why web is dominated by females.

  79. Re:Oh yeah... by Heembo · · Score: 1

    My favorite rules:

    Rule 112: Never have sex with the boss's sister.
    Rule 113: Always have sex with the boss.

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  80. Re:Oh yeah... by Rayor · · Score: 5, Informative

    The rules of the internet. Give arbitrary numbers. The fad started after the infamous "Rule #34" image macro started circulating.
    A few choice ones:
    #24: Pics or it never happened.
    #26: Nobody knows the answer to "What is love?".
    #29: Barrel Rolls can evade anything.
    #32: There is a market for any kind of porn.
    #34: There is porn of it, no exceptions.
    #37: There are no girls on the internet.
    #50: If you die in the game, you die for real.
    #52: Developers, developers, developers, developers.
    #54: Snape killed dumbledore.
    #55: "Winner" is actually spelled "WinRar"
    #65: You will be reported to AOL if you steal pictures.
    #71: If you fap to it and acheive orgasm, you must tell everyone.
    #72: Everything on eBaumsworld is stolen. No exceptions.
    #73: Believe everything you read on the internet.
    #75: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.
    #76: Duke Nukem Forever must never be released or the whole of the interent will collapse.
    #78: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
    #82: Upgrading someone's RAM is a sign of goodwill.
    #87: If you would have sex with it, let everyone know.

    God damn I spend too much time on 4chan.

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  81. Re:it makes sense... maybe by twistinglight · · Score: 1

    Any idea how well those programs actually work? Let me give you some examples from my own experiences as a female interested in computers.

    The only reason my university has such a "high" percentage of women attending (25-30%) is because of our business program; I am one of three women (and I believe that one of the other two was thinking about switching) in my class in CompE (there's something like 30-40 students in CompE per class year). That's about average for my university; though, we've never had zero women in CompE. All engineers take a general engineering course (if you can call learning MATLAB engineering), so you'd think that the male-female ratio might be better; it's barely better. There is one other woman in my lecture section (approx. 20 students total) and two other women in my lab section (approx. 25 students total).

    Some women leave computer engineering, electrical engineering and computer science (maybe other tech/engineering majors as well, but these are the ones I'm most familiar with) because of the men in the class, and sometimes the professor, making fun of them in various ways (for example, saying the only reason they got into the major was because they're female and the school has to fill a quota). Personally, it wasn't until I got to college that I met any asshole-men that didn't want women around, and that wasn't even until this semester (second semester); I was told that I should switch my major to what all engineering, science and mathematics majors here consider the easiest major (business) and that I shouldn't give our mutual (male) friend any STDs.

    Those programs are working very, very slowly, and they benefit every science, math and tech major other than electrical and computer engineering, even though every program I've been in that tries to help minorities in science and engineering are predominantly female. There are also initiatives that accept men; one I attended was aimed at all of the minorities in science and technology, so that would include some men. As a note, the programs I was in aren't what got me into computers; it was that I grew up around computers with a father that was happy to teach me what he could about computers (he does computer support).

    People still have a negative view of women and computers, most often thinking that a woman just can't use a computer or know more than the basics. Hell, even I assume that a female knows jack-all about computers until shown otherwise. When that image changes, and it is changing slowly, more women will realize that tech majors might actually be viable path for them.

    As for why there is a larger percentage of women online, I'd attribute that to MySpace, Facebook and other social networking sites, as well as instant messengers; not because more women are getting into computer-related majors/careers. You don't need to know how to use a computer or be "internet savvy" to use those sites. Probably the most difficult thing on those sites is when you upload images from your computer.

  82. Well, I am online a lot... by antdude · · Score: 2

    ... and I am a worker ant that is classified females. [grin]

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  83. OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that RMS? My EYES!!

  84. Asian females and Salsa by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    I absolutely would not rule this combination out. Not only is salsa quite popular in Korea (last I checked), and there is an all-female salsa band from Japan that is quite good, but I have played on gigs at many salsa clubs with many bandmates. The majority are, naturally, Hispanic males. But the regular rotation has also included Asian, Hispanic, and white women, and men of every race. (The one constant would be that if they don't speak Spanish, they won't be singing. Pretty simple.) The crowds have included people of every description, from gay gang-bangers to Jerry Buss. These tend to polarize based on the venue rather than the music.

    I would be more inclined to judge someone's musical tastes on the way they dress (as this is an outward sign of their social group) and perhaps the language(s) they speak than on anything else. In a business setting, I don't even attempt to guess. It's much easier to just wait until I either hear what they choose, or see how they respond to music they didn't choose -- such as whatever I have playing.

    Also bear in mind that some people really don't care all that much about music. I know that may seem unbelievable, but look at how many people on /. say "I don't watch TV" or "I don't care about movies". Same idea here. There are also people who judge music on how well they can dance to it, rather than how good the music is.

    Finally, is it so hard to ask someone "what do you listen to?" It's a good way to engage in conversation without much risk of raising an uncomfortable topic, and possibly a way to expand your own horizons.

    Mal-2

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    1. Re:Asian females and Salsa by fourchannel · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing with you, but I think you might have missed my point: It is not only hazardous to one's own humanity, but it is quite prejudice to do these things.

      Here is a link to a reply I made to a similar comment. It details why I made my post. I'm not racist, I try not to stereotype. I was trying to bring to light why it is futile to do so.

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    2. Re:Asian females and Salsa by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      My point was that if I were attempting to guess what a person listens to, race and gender might factor in a little bit, but dress and demeanor (and to a certain extent, age) would factor in a lot more. If the situation does not lend itself to individuality in dress and demeanor, it's pointless to guess. I find I can tell a lot more just by looking at a person on "Casual Friday" than when they're wearing a suit, and that goes far beyond their taste in music.

      I guess I'm saying that if you want to make assumptions about someone, it's a lot more valid to do so by observing their choices (which include dress, posture, hairstyle, makeup, how well kept they are, general demeanor, etc.) than by observing physical characteristics they did not choose. The next level down would be culturally acquired (but not consciously chosen) characteristics such as accent and mode of speech. "Hard wired" characteristics such as gender and race may have statistical correlation to some preferences, but these correlations are relatively weak compared to the first layer I mentioned.

      A woman in full leathers with a helmet under her arm is probably into motorcycles, no matter how masculine you believe this pursuit to be. From this you could also draw a weaker correlation to what you think she might listen to, but since it is so much weaker, you're going to be wrong a large part of the time.

      Mal-2

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    3. Re:Asian females and Salsa by fourchannel · · Score: 1

      A woman in full leathers with a helmet under her arm is probably into motorcycles, no matter how masculine you believe this pursuit to be. From this you could also draw a weaker correlation to what you think she might listen to, but since it is so much weaker, you're going to be wrong a large part of the time. This is much closer to my point, and I agree with you. It is futile to try and make assumptions based on such irrelevant and uncontrolable properties like race and gender. And to make assumptions when you could just ask, is also crap. =D
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  85. i'm sure by smash · · Score: 0, Redundant
    that this has nothing to do with the fact that:

    • over 50% of the population is female
    • females are traditionally more likely to have office jobs, and less likely to work in outside labouring
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  86. Re:it makes sense... maybe by zombie_striptease · · Score: 1

    Ah, I wish I had mod points for you. Unfortunately, most posts regarding discrimination I've seen on /. get more knee-jerk defensiveness than honest consideration, but maybe you'll get different?

    Sometimes I wonder if the focus on keeping womens' numbers in tech equal isn't a misguided attempt at attacking a symptom of a larger problem in education. I can understand a desire to get different sorts of minds and thinking styles tackling the same problem in any science, and that a large cross-section of brain types would probably involve more balanced gender statistics, but wouldn't it be better to cater to different learning styles instead of enforcing aid programs and quotas with the hope that the simple presence of more women will magically alter things? Most tech education is currently heavily geared toward independent kinesthetic learners. Tinkerers. And while it's true that they may have a natural strength in these fields, I don't think we should underestimate the ways a more "right-brained" individual could bring in different perspectives, ideas, and innovation. And I think an easy solution to test would be to teach to different learnign styles. Social learners, visual lingual learners, aural learners. They're all pretty much left out to dry by all the current common methods. Unfortunately, I can't think of a way to present this to a school board without it getting spun as some new way of making school easier for girls and harder for boys. Oh well, maybe we'll evolve enough to figure it all out someday.

  87. Out numbered and Still can't Score by egommer · · Score: 1

    /. nerd are out numbered and still can't score.

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  88. Angry much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow...

    Bitch++

  89. Re:it makes sense... maybe by 0x0000 · · Score: 1

    ... help minorities ...

    Having worked with a few female engineers and listened to the stories about the difficulties manufactured by e.g. senior male engineering faculty at the universities, I sympathize with a lot of what you're saying, but I have to raise the point that women in the US are not exactly a minority, population-wise. Last I heard, and for as far back as I can remember (decades), there have consistently been slightly more women in the US than men. I feel that addressing programs for women as programs for minorities is a bit of a misnomer, in that respect. I think it would be more accurate to say "programs for the disadvantaged" since I have never seen anything in 40-some-odd years to indicate that women are not still discriminated against pretty much from birth when it comes to technical, intellectual, and political disciplines...

    it wasn't until I got to college that I met any asshole-men that didn't want women around

    Lucky you...

    I assume that a female knows jack-all about computers until shown otherwise

    I found more and more over the years that it is safest to apply this assumption to everyone - most of the men I know who try to portray themselves as "experts" are typically no more tech savvy than e.g. my mother, my wife, or my daughter. It's kinda pathetic, in a way, but tis very true.

    One observation I would put forward regarding women in tech fields: Most of the women I do know who have good knowledge of e.g. computers typically will not say so. Women are far more likely - again, this is in my personal experience - to claim to know "nothing" about computers even if they already have a good knowledge base in the field. Men, on the other hand, will take a little knowledge and try to balloon it into looking like something more than it really is.

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  90. sure of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before the internet they used the stupid telephone to talk a lot of shit with other womans. Now they slowly realized that they can use the internet to talk a lot of shit too. That's not news.

  91. Not so fun, either... by DuranDuran · · Score: 1

    My cousin played for a while in an all-girl CounterStrike clan (in fact, she was the one who introduced me to CS:S). She was a great player, but eventually stopped playing because she was so sick of the taunts and abuse coming from other (male) players. In all likelihood these were things that no one would ever say in real life or face to face.

    She said she liked CS, but it just wasn't worth the hurt.

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  92. Re:Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you need to re-read rules 1 & 2 also cocks

  93. Re:Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you forgot rule 2

  94. Re:it makes sense... maybe by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Back when I went to University and computer science was a subset of the mathematics department (and modula-2 was the future) there were more women enroled in that than men - a big surprise considering how few girls did enough mathematics in high school then to be eligible. In countrast the engineering department I was in had less than 4 percent female enrolement. Most of the women I studied engineering with moved into IT since then - but it still appears to be a feild almost devoid of women. Where did they all go?

  95. Outnumber != Outsmart by VitaminB52 · · Score: 1

    To bad most online people don't understand the above subjectline ;-)

  96. Those numbers are wrong! by Angelox · · Score: 0

    Should be;
    48% male
    22% female
    30% gay males that whant you to think they are female.

  97. surprised nobody has posted this... by blurker · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our female internet-using overlords!

  98. Re:Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rules one and two. Why do you insist on breaking them? GTFO

  99. So, according to the tags... by kalirion · · Score: 1

    There are four types of lies on the internet: lies, damned lies, statistics, and boobies.

  100. More women online? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's because we're slowly but surely taking over the world.

  101. Re:Oh yeah... by penp · · Score: 1

    LURK MOAR

  102. That is good by garaged · · Score: 1

    It raises the probability of us males gettin laid with a female by contacting people on the internet !!

    Good thing I'm happyly married ! lusers

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  103. This topic begs this statement by Beau6183 · · Score: 1
  104. Granny online... and MMORPG! by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 1

    My mom is a twice-over granny and she plays more City of Heroes than you do.

    (and no, she's not my childrens' granny. My sister is not a geek so she managed to get married and have kids before I was even out of college.)

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  105. If you're going to be asking, do it right... by abb3w · · Score: 1

    I don't see any age distribution in TFA

    The traditional form of the poll question is "A/S/L?", correct?

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  106. I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...more females like to answer surveys about their online habits...

  107. Millions and millions of women online by br0d · · Score: 1

    and they ALL have mastered Photoshop.

  108. I've always enjoyed this quote more... by phorm · · Score: 1

    From bash.org

    (JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
    (Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)
    (JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
    (Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
    (JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
    (Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)
    (JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
    (Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
    (JHawk111420) both :-D
    (Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic
    (JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
    (Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
    (Lady Renegade) hello?
    (Lady Renegade) hello?
    (Lady Renegade) hello ....

    1. Re:I've always enjoyed this quote more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a crossdresser... I approve of that message.

      Anyway. There really are guys who pursue crossdressers. Trust me.

  109. PMT by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    That's all fine and well, but when was the last time you had a argument with a man that had PMT

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  110. Online, maybe programming for years, too. by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    Considering as someone once put it;

    "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as "If you don't know what you did wrong, I'm not going to tell you".

    Of course the part left out of the article is that most of the males were too slow to respond.
    In 50% of the cases, Reasons ranged from "one handed typing", "sticky keys" and "fapping"... census takers were
    not sure how, or if they wanted to respond after cleaning their keyboards for the sixth time.

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  111. Re:Oh yeah... by Unionhawk · · Score: 1

    Well, about half of the girls at my school say they spend 3+ hours on AIM. But, I aggree, males do outnumber females on the internet.