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  1. Their lawyers suggested this name... on New Competition For CodeWeavers: Aclerex · · Score: 1


    Winem Bindem Linkem and Dumpem.

    But their PR department nixed the idea.

  2. You forgot number 6 on Segway Riders Get High on Mount Washington · · Score: 2, Insightful

    6. It is something chicks dig and you actually have a slight chance of getting some action if you own one.

  3. Re:Slashdot Rule #1 on IBM's Billy Goat Squashes Worms · · Score: -1, Troll

    yeah, I totally agree - especially goatse.

  4. Re:Wrong species.... on Scientists Crack Silk's Secret · · Score: 1

    I believe you are refering to this unique species.

  5. Wrong species.... on Scientists Crack Silk's Secret · · Score: 1

    Only rats and weasels would resort to those tactics...

  6. Re:What! no Foster's? on Distro Taste Test - Linux and Beer · · Score: 1

    Fosters IS NOT AUSTRALIAN!!

    Not true... When I was in Brisbane I saw the Foster's factory with my own eyes. Actually, I am still trying to figure out how I could use someone else's eyes.

  7. What! no Foster's? on Distro Taste Test - Linux and Beer · · Score: 1

    Australia needs their own distro patterned after Foster's beer. The best part is we could have the Crocodile hunter do the endorsements. Imagine a commercial where we dress him up as a penquin and have him battle Micro$haft Crocs - Crikeey and that Croc has a bad case of worms...

  8. Here is how one guy got 'em good... on 41 Million Sign Up for National Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tom Mabe

    He went to a telemarketing convention and got a hotel room under an assumed name, dialed up rooms at random trying to sell them shit in the wee hours of the morning. He has produced a CD on it and it is quite funny to see telemarketers really pissed at him...

  9. Re:You read that right. on An ID Number for Everything · · Score: 4, Funny

    It takes all those PhDs to figure out that a really, really big number can hold lots of information.

    Actually, it is worse than that. It takes all those PhDs to figure out that you can count really high if you just keep counting...

  10. Who would have thunk it... on Learning to Say No in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    Judging from the posts, the majority of posters on slashdot are modeled after Wally and not Dilbert...

  11. Those evil bastards... on Symantec Adds Product Activation · · Score: 1

    that's was a pure 100% unadulterated marketing decision!

    Their marketing department stopped making decisions based on adultery - what is this world coming to? I always fancied a romp in the sack with my married coworker before deciding on any marketing decision.

  12. Re:yup. Time for a 970 (or 2) on Apple Issues New G5 Benchmarks · · Score: 1

    'Cause the G5 is dual CPU someone enterprising slashdotter would probable create an Icon that would no doubt would look like a pair of hooters...

  13. topic Icon on Apple Issues New G5 Benchmarks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The topic Icon depicts a G4 when the topic is clearly about the G5.

  14. Nice blue halo... on Close Mars Means Close-Up Pictures · · Score: 1

    Did Arnie press the big button?

  15. Funny true story... on Practical Unix & Internet Security · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I know a little OT but I just recently dusted off an old Windoze security book I had hanging around (when I was young and foolish). The funny thing was that when I opened it up I found that some real worms had been eating the pages....

  16. IP infringement on Flaming Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Moe files a lawsuit...

  17. Re:Sure, Carmack is a smart game designer. on Carmack on New id Game, Game Theory · · Score: 1

    Lawrence Person (lawrencehh@hiho.com (remove all "h"s to mail)

    I just broke a large spammer's keyboard and now his 'H' key does not work...

  18. NO NO NO on Top University Rankings for 2004 Released · · Score: 1

    Not Devry, it is the Army where you can be all that you can be!

  19. Re:A translation on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 1

    "I've been sending Linus emails describing my paranoid delusions, but he doesn't believe me. He's obviously an idiot."

    Actually, the paranoid emails convinced Linus that SCO is smoking crack.

  20. They sure have a lot of bandwidth... on Netgear Routers DoS UWisc Time Server · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bet it would make for a super fast NTP server...

  21. Teletypes???? on Wiring A Vintage Teletype To The Internet · · Score: 1

    Turn around and run the other way fast. The first time I worked on one I must have touched a wrong wire 'cause it sent me flying on my ass. Teletypes are nasty peices of hardware.

    Slashdotters beware...

  22. Apparently, it is the year of the Worm... on SoBig: Worst is Yet to Come · · Score: 1
  23. Now we have... on FCC Lifts AOL IM Limits · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You've got IM!

  24. Now you did it... on "Stolen" SCO Linux Code Snippets Leaked · · Score: 0

    The spooks are after your now for violating the DMCA!

  25. Re:Degrees? on Ph.Ds in IT - Good or Bad for a Career? · · Score: 1

    I do watch the Simpsons and would love to have Homer as my boss!