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Distro Taste Test - Linux and Beer

An anonymous reader writes "Those Aussies are mad!!! Linux is an international phenomenon, drawing in developers and users from all over the globe. This diversity is reflected in the enormous number of flavours (or distributions) it is available in. This cornucopia of names reminds me of nothing so much as the world of beer. I thought it would be entertaining to look for parallels between some notable distros and the beers of the world."

229 comments

  1. Linux beer? by spydir31 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can keep your Yellow Dog beer to yourself, thanks

    1. Re:Linux beer? by imtheguru · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fine then, i will!
      [continues to drink the Fosters.]

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    2. Re:Linux beer? by cdemon6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And what have having sex on a boat and american beer in common?

      They're both fucking close to water... ;)

    3. Re:Linux beer? by fshalor · · Score: 2

      ERROR:... I disagree, as I should with most of these. So here's my list:

      MS Windows: Coors lite (win95) , Michilob Ultra, (win98), Miller Lite (winNT); High Life (WinXP) ; Kiri Irchih (yes, made by bud..:( ) (win2k) ; Bud (winXP)

      Red Hat : Heinikin. (How Could they POSSIBLY say Guniess?!) Redhat isn't that good. And, there are a lot of people who can't stand the nectar of the gods (Guiness), but will guzzle heines all day.

      Debian: guiness or bass, depending on install. Black and Tan also possible with the right spoon. This is the best there is :)

      SuSe Weinstephaner. Warsteiner isn't quite good enough. Good old wholesome beer for a good wholesome linux.

      Gentoo : home brew is probably right. Joshua's schtuff coupled with Silas's "The **it!" Good if you make it good. Annoying if you screw up the mix.

      Slackware : Old Peculiar, if small install, go with John Courage. I think a Zipslack install may be like Corona with a lime.

      Mac OS X: Corsendak, all the way. It needs the right glas, as found in their hardware.

      Max OS pre-X : derges selections. Good beer; what you buy when you're poor.

      SunOS: Hmmm...Grolsh. (Yes, the nearly ungrocabke flavor, jon.) Okay, if you like the taste. If you're really into sunos, and are used to having fscked up paths and no (-h).

      OpenVMS: Urikel, a acidic pilsner.

      *BSD: really freakin awsome mexican beer. Negro Modelo if it works. If you fsck up the install, it can get like dosX. Seguin Derecho!

      SCO: Draino. :)

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    4. Re:Linux beer? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      You can keep your Fosters, but I think the author of the article has his geography mixed up when he describes Slackware as "an original high quality hand-crafted distribution from the home of our magazine, Australia."

      I'm not biased here: I'm an Australian, and I'm a big fan of Slackware, but I was under the firm impression that Slackware is of US origin.

    5. Re:Linux beer? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      No, no, I'd pick Red Dog for RH and St. Pauli Dark for SuSe. Or Pils.

      Mandrake is definitely a Kronenbourg (sp?)

      For Gentoo, a decent Scotch would suffice, no ice. Try Glenfiddich or Claynellish 25 year if you can afford a few days of non-functionality.

      LFS is in a class by itself; those spirits can run afoul of the BATF and the IRS in the USA. Also, its a lot of work to build a distillery in the woods and move hundreds of pounds of rye. But, at least you get some amazingly good stuff, provided you don't get busted.

      However, I must add: I mostly agree with you, and I haven't seen such a fine taste in beer as yours in a good many years. Cheers!

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    6. Re:Linux beer? by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCO: Draino. :)

      hahahahah funny shit man.

      im not usually a spelling nazi but its grok not groc.

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    7. Re:Linux beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Gentoo, a decent Scotch would suffice, no ice. Try Glenfiddich or Claynellish 25 year if you can afford a few days of non-functionality.


      Only Slackware and Debian are old enough to be a decent scotch. Slackware, perhaps the 10yr Ardbeg islay firestorm, and Debian an 8yr independant bottling of Glenfarclas by Dun Bheagan (speyside), smooth and heathery.

      You'll have to wait until Gentoo is aged 36 months before you can legally sell it as Scotch.

    8. Re:Linux beer? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1, Interesting
      And what have having sex on a boat and american beer in common?

      Here's a quarter, kid...go buy yourself a clue. Better yet, go get some Arrogant Bastard and proceed to remove yourself from the gene pool, like the two unworthies in the cartoon.

      Just because Bud/Miller/Coors are pisswater says nothing about real American beer. Would you judge other countries' beer by the swill from their megabreweries?

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    9. Re:Linux beer? by leviramsey · · Score: 1
      High Life (WinXP)

      Not sure I'd say that, as what makes High Life great is that it's the best cheap 'merican beer out there ($4 for a 6-pack at my local packie), though Pabst Blue Ribbon is pretty close.

      WinXP isn't cheap, and isn't that good.

      Are you living the High Life?

    10. Re:Linux beer? by eeeuh · · Score: 1

      The Dutch / Belgian beers spelled out right
      from a Dutch /. reader:

      Heinikin -> Heineken (non-character beer)
      Grolsh -> Grolsch (my favorite Pilsner :P)
      Corsendak -> Corsendonck (really nice "special" beer)

    11. Re:Linux beer? by fshalor · · Score: 1

      Yes, my spelling went to shit that day... I'd already typed a 3300 word post presentation draft of a fluids research paper that day. And spent 4 hours the night before working on some intro to electrical eng homework.

      Thanks for the corrections. I'm not a pilsner fan, but love Belgian doubles to death!

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    12. Re:Linux beer? by fshalor · · Score: 1

      "WinXP isn't cheap, and isn't that good." Agreed.

      I don't think I can ever consider drinking HighLife, or any other such stuff. If I'm going cheap, I'll go dergies. If not, I'll go with Flying Dog, Sam Adams, or something non american.

      It's ammazing how lack of the desire to spell correctly effects your moderations. :)

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    13. Re:Linux beer? by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      The ereet kiddies in their dorm rooms who run Gentoo wouldn't drink scotch.

      Gentoo is Old Milwaukee. It really is lousy beer. But if you drink enough of it, you can convince yourself it's great.

  2. hey, us aussies rock! by Debug+This · · Score: 2, Funny

    haha, next we'll see australian sites making parallels between linux and the crocodile hunter. doesnt do much for our racial stereotype, but hey - cheers and beers for all!

    1. Re:hey, us aussies rock! by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Crikey!

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    2. Re:hey, us aussies rock! by saramakos · · Score: 1

      "And over here we have this SCO-water croc. Crikey it's getting a bit cranky. It doesn't like it when I poke it here. *SNAP*"

      Only problem with that is I don't know who I would want to win... they both annoy me!

  3. beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    hmmmmmmm, beer!

  4. mmm red hat by tolldog · · Score: 4, Funny

    So having a glass of Red Hat on the way to your systems administration job isn't so bad any more...
    "I was studying up... honest."

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    1. Re:mmm red hat by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      From the parent: So having a glass of Red Hat on the way to your systems administration job isn't so bad any more...
      "I was studying up... honest."


      From the article: Smooth and creamy Guinness, easy to drink with the weight of stout flavour behind it complements an easy to install Red Hat with the weight of corporate approval in the background.

      Just what I want to be doing-- drinking Guiness while I install RedHat on a mission-critical Oracle-based application.

      We all know how easy to install Oracle is....
      It is those smem shegments... Shmem shegments?

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  5. I'd compare this article with the head on top. by Limburgher · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's light and fluffy, providing no real substance, but, like with the head on a Guiness, is not only a definitive part of the experience but an excellent place to write your initial.

    L

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    1. Re:I'd compare this article with the head on top. by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those of us who have been students in Ireland can confirm that the head of a Guinness does indeed have substance and in fact Guinness in sufficent quantity can form the staple of an almost healthy and nutritious diet for the average student.

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    2. Re:I'd compare this article with the head on top. by Limburgher · · Score: 4, Funny
      I agree that it had substance, I merely meant in comparison to the remainder of the pint. Would you really go to the pub for two or three pints of nothing but head?

      I mean, on your beer.

      I mean, ahhhh, crap.

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    3. Re:I'd compare this article with the head on top. by dontbgay · · Score: 1

      Would you really go to the pub for two or three pints of nothing but head?

      hrmmmmm... too easy ;]

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  6. Red Hat = Guinness ??? by Discopete · · Score: 1

    Nope, sorry, have to disagree.

    Slackware is more like Guinness (extra stout, not the draught), in the 'slap upside the head' kinda way.

    I would put Red Hat somewhere around Caffery's Ale, smooth and pleasing to the palate.

    1. Re:Red Hat = Guinness ??? by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, Newcastle Brown. Real easy to drink, gives you a good time, and leaves you with a pounding headache and a lot of regret the next day. Although the Slack/Guiness thing is about right.

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    2. Re:Red Hat = Guinness ??? by polaar · · Score: 1

      It's GNUinnes, dammit!

  7. If Windows is Bud.. by RebRachman · · Score: 1

    If Windows is like Budweiser, does that make Lindows parallel to Bud Lite?

    1. Re:If Windows is Bud.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noo...

      That't Windows9x/ME

    2. Re:If Windows is Bud.. by turgid · · Score: 1
      There are some really nice budweisers from the Czech republic, and often they are available on draught or in bottles in UK pubs. (I much prefer them to the American Budweiser brand, although that's OK on a hot day when there's no other cold lager available.)

      Budvar is very nice, and a pleasant surprise if you haven't tried it before.

    3. Re:If Windows is Bud.. by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Budvar is very nice, and a pleasant surprise if you haven't tried it before.

      It's starting to become available in the US under the name Czechvar. Decent stuff, but they had to change the name because the Microsoft of Brewing wouldn't let them use their real name. Never mind that Budvar's been around longer...

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  8. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A shame indeed... XXXX, Fosters? All shite, I never see aussies drinking them... they're just marketed to foolable American markets as real Aussie beer. Most 'export' beer is brewed in your own country anyway (well, UK/USA).

    (Most) real Aussie beer is quite nice.

  9. bah? by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 1

    from the mad-max dept.

    What the hell...? Oh, wait, I think I just got it.

    Those Aussies are mad!!!

    Okay, Aussies, Mel Gibson, Mad-Max.

    That was dumb.

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    1. Re:bah? by Zilch · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Mel Gibson was born in the USA. Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii. Russel Crow was born in New Zealand.

      Zilch.

    2. Re:bah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't check which editor posted the article, but I'll go out on a limb and guess that it was michael. Stupid, stupid michael... Can't be anyone else.

    3. Re:bah? by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 1

      Then what's the "mad-max" thing, then? Like I said, dumb. Not you Zilch, the article.

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    4. Re:bah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because your born in a stable, doesn't make you a horse! I was born in London, but I am an Aussie through and through...

  10. Windows beer by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    Piss and anti freeze.

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    1. Re:Windows beer by tolldog · · Score: 1

      Ah, you mean Corona.

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    2. Re:Windows beer by Discopete · · Score: 1

      or Coors.

  11. VB by Unominous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Luckily VB doesn't have a parallel in the Linux world.

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  12. naw CE is budlight by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    CE is bud light...i'd put Lindows as Schlitz Malt Liqour or something...

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    1. Re:naw CE is budlight by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      hehe. Indeed. Retains all the bad stuff, and tries to act like that's the good stuff.

      Perhaps even, "Old English 800," bka "8 Ball."

      I think the malt liquor experience is lost outside the US...

    2. Re:naw CE is budlight by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Everyone, at least once in their life, should experience a 40 of Olde English 800.

  13. No French Beers?!? by apdt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the article...

    ....character of it's home country of France. Sadly, good. well-known beer is a little thin on the ground there, so we will borrow from neighbouring Belgium to complement Mandrake.

    Have these people never heard of Stella Artois or Kronenbourg 1664

    I can only pity them if that's the case.

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    1. Re:No French Beers?!? by Elm0 · · Score: 1

      I think Stella is a Belgium beverage. But yes Kronenbourh, a favourite of mine, is definetly French. Having said that, the best beer in the world is clearly Leffe. Absolutely beautiful stuff.

    2. Re:No French Beers?!? by Medieval_Thinker · · Score: 1

      FWIW Stella Artois is Belgian. Helps to make the point really...

    3. Re:No French Beers?!? by gmeb · · Score: 1

      Stella Artois is indeed not a French beer, but Belgian, and while it's the best-selling Belgian beer, it's definitely not our best beer.

      Leffe Tripel's indeed a lot better. Personally however, my favourite beers are Tripel Westmalle and Duvel (the one Mandrake is compared with).

      And then there are the "Trappists" of course: Chimay, Orval, ...

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    4. Re:No French Beers?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stella is infact from Belgium I have one open right beside me!

    5. Re:No French Beers?!? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      THe author did specify good beer...

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    6. Re:No French Beers?!? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Both are inferior to Jenlain which comes from northern France.

    7. Re:No French Beers?!? by Elm0 · · Score: 1

      I will be checking these beers out then. Thanks!

    8. Re:No French Beers?!? by Organized+Konfusion · · Score: 1

      Stella (brewed in the UK) is rather nice as larger goes but I'm a fan of local brewries and their specials. Hoegaarden is nice too.

    9. Re:No French Beers?!? by apdt · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... what can I say....

      DOH!!!!!

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    10. Re:No French Beers?!? by swb · · Score: 1

      Duvel and Stella Artois are both too mass-produced to make them interesting. Chimay almost is as well, but the fact that the brothers still brew it makes it worthwhile.

      I prefer several of the saisons: Fantome Saison, Saison Dupont Vieille Provision, and Foret (an organic also brewed by Brasserie Dupont).

      The more general farmhouse ale style (which the saisons are but a subset of) is actually still done by some of the breweries in northern France. I pick up random bottles of this here and there. I personally like the saisons better, but this are good as well.

      Although lately I've been drinking more liquor for some reason. There's been a bankruptcy among All Saints, a major US importer of small-label beers, and the local supply has been kind of quirky; they've been stuffing some American beers in the Belgian/French section lately. Yuck.

    11. Re:No French Beers?!? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
      And what about La Chouffe?

      And I was expecting RedHat to be compared to a red beer, like Rickard's Red and the likes.

      And shouldn't be Corona instead of Budweiser. Because, I'm very sorry for those guys brewering the Budweiser, but they are just most selling beer in the USA, not around the world. Corona, the mexican beer, is the most selling beer around the world.

      All this to notice Australia is not having a much great choice of beers...

      And they should open much more their market!

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    12. Re:No French Beers?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stella is Belgish and Kronenbourg is brewed in the area that France and Germany have each owned over the years.

    13. Re:No French Beers?!? by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1

      Fischer la Belle does alright. Slightly floral, good nose. Not too filling. They also do a bitter.

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    14. Re:No French Beers?!? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Have these people never heard of Stella Artois or Kronenbourg 1664

      I have. You can keep 'em.

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    15. Re:No French Beers?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And what about La Chouffe?

      Belgian, too...
      Didn't you taste that? :p

      With ~1600 (commercialized, as opposed to those only served locally in pubs or breweries) for ~10 000 000 people, expect the best beer brands to come from Belgium.

  14. Two words: by RLiegh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Visual Tcl/tk

  15. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by chesapeake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You sure you haven't been drinking Foster's?

    We don't touch the stuff here, and only export it to stupid foreigners, who don't know better :-p

  16. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by caluml · · Score: 1

    I've just got back from Russia - the beer there is amazing. You can buy a really good beer for about 50 pence, and drink it in the street, or on the metro.

  17. I can see thier point by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    I can see red hat as Guinness..

    I mean Guiness is dark and mysterious and the bubbles go the wrong way...

    no wait your right, that sounds more like slackware...

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    1. Re:I can see thier point by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Hell, Slackware users haven't been Satan worshippers for a long time :-)

      [If you don't have any idea what I'm talking about, check out the now very dated Linux Installation and Getting Started]

  18. Imagine if the analogy went further: by Sylvius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bud would cost $100 for a sixer, while they'd be passing out pints of Guiness on the street for free. Oh imagine the joy!

    1. Re:Imagine if the analogy went further: by Nakarti · · Score: 1

      But of course, the persons passing it out wouldn't be allowed to say that it's Guiness; just "Beer 9.0"

    2. Re:Imagine if the analogy went further: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [RMS]Thats GNU/Beer 9.0 thank you!!![/RMS]

  19. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by shird · · Score: 1

    XXXX? Not sure about anywhere else but I can assure you its consumed in quite large quantities here in QLD Australia - its not too bad either, for cheap piss at least. Though any beer can be good if you give it a chance to get used to.

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  20. Women by VirexEye · · Score: 1

    While many parallels may be drawn, beer tends to increase a geeks chance of finding a woman. Linux, unfortunately, does the opposite.

    1. Re:Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...perhaps, but strangely, knowing something about windows can be useful in the lady department. Why, they'll even call you.

    2. Re:Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is absolutely not true.
      I have used Linux in conversation with many women, they often ask me on help about installing it or whatever, and I never go out without my Tux pin, chicks love that cute penguin :) You just don't have to ramble on and on about it, that will piss off anyone but a Linux zealot.

  21. ob simpsons quote by geeveees · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer: "hmmm something special about this Red Tick beer!"

    ...meanwhile in Red Tick brewery...

    Brewer tastes beer.

    Brewer: "Hmm needs more dog."

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  22. I declare this article null and void! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

    Any article about beer that fails to refer to the culmination of hundreds of years of brewery, experimentation, blind luck and dedicated alcoholism known as "Palm Speciale" (or Heineken, which tastes great too and allows me to live on with both kidneys when consuming large quantities) is as immoral an unethical as things could possibly get, a true crime against humanity! Eris bless the Belgians for this fine contribution to the world! Also, some BSDs make for excellent beer comparisons; such as OpenBSD and "Kasteelbier" (castlebeer, when translated. Dutch stuff, quite strong and capable of flattening many a braggart) for obvious reasons.

    1. Re:I declare this article null and void! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Kasteelbier" (castlebeer, when translated. Dutch stuff

      Belgian stuff, actually, not quite unexpected...

  23. Whoa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You raise an interesting conundrum!

    If French Fries became Freedom Fries, does that mean that French Beer is... Free [as in] Beer?? I'm totally there!!

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  24. LFS = homebrew by shoppa · · Score: 1
    The obvious parallel is between homebrew beer and Linux From Scratch.

    Actually, LFS is a little more like buying a "make beer at home" kit than true homebrew, but that's a minor nit...

    1. Re:LFS = homebrew by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      So that would make small distros made by sysadmins and burned to CD to be installed on all systems of a company like the small breweries that only supply their own pub.
      I come from the lower Rhine area where there are lots of such small scale breweries that make a dark beer called Alt (old) thats very popular around here.

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    2. Re:LFS = homebrew by tijnbraun · · Score: 1

      If Gentoo is homebrew then LFS is more like a farmer who first grows his own hop and afterwards brew his own beer...

    3. Re:LFS = homebrew by kfg · · Score: 1

      And I guess the folk who eschew LFS as being for wussies and write all of their startup scripts from scratch would be like a farmer who invents dirt before he can plow it.

      KFG

    4. Re:LFS = homebrew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost... kernel hackers are the breeders of hop. Creating new varieties from previous wild-type species of hop and plowing the land. And everybody knows this land and plants were created by god. Ergo... linus == god!

    5. Re:LFS = homebrew by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Among fans of the NFL Europe League, Schlosser Alt is legendary, especially when drunk at the Knoten in Dusseldorf. I hope to experience the Knoten and Schlosser next fall when I attend World Bowl XII.

  25. What! no Foster's? by twoslice · · Score: 1

    Australia needs their own distro patterned after Foster's beer. The best part is we could have the Crocodile hunter do the endorsements. Imagine a commercial where we dress him up as a penquin and have him battle Micro$haft Crocs - Crikeey and that Croc has a bad case of worms...

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    1. Re:What! no Foster's? by nich37ways · · Score: 1

      Fosters IS NOT AUSTRALIAN!!

      Australians do not drink Fosters. Fosters has this great marketing campaign overseas that makes everyone think Fosters = Australian. It doesn't damn it!

      Try VB off the tap or Carlton Draught for a nice beer from Austrlia. If you are feeling fancy you can even have a Crown.

      Mmm VB...
      In fact, I think I'll have one now

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    2. Re:What! no Foster's? by twoslice · · Score: 1

      Fosters IS NOT AUSTRALIAN!!

      Not true... When I was in Brisbane I saw the Foster's factory with my own eyes. Actually, I am still trying to figure out how I could use someone else's eyes.

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    3. Re:What! no Foster's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a commercial where we dress him up as a penquin and have him battle Micro$haft Crocs...
      Surely you mean a palanquin?

    4. Re:What! no Foster's? by darnok · · Score: 1

      Parent is true - nobody I know drinks Fosters in Australia. Not even my dad, and he's even less cool than me.

      Fosters is the crap we send to the rest of the world, and you'd better believe we keep the good stuff to ourselves ;->

    5. Re:What! no Foster's? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Fosters LightIce is the SECOND HIGHEST SELLING BEER in .au. Just check their annual reports.

      Australians love their Fosters.

    6. Re:What! no Foster's? by bears · · Score: 1
      Tried 'em. All utterly tasteless - might as well drink US or South African mass-market brews. Crown, by the way, is Fosters, just left in the conditioning tank a little longer and sold in posh bottles at a hefty markup to the beer-ignorant Australian public brainwashed by their brewers to believe they drink fine beers (again, see US and South Africa). The difference between VB and Fosters, by the way, is a few hundredweight of dark malt in a grain bill of 5 tonnes.


      A bloke could die of thirst in Oz if it wasn't for the blessed Coopers.

    7. Re:What! no Foster's? by gfim · · Score: 1

      blessed Coopers

      Hear! Hear!

      Graham

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  26. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fosters: It's american for canadian beer with an australian image.

  27. Foolish Queenslander by nich37ways · · Score: 1

    XXXX is the most horrible beer in the world!!

    Come down to NSW and enjoy a proper beer, from Victoria of course...

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    1. Re:Foolish Queenslander by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Is it true that aussies hate fosters ?, I've got to say that is my favourite lager. I live in the uk and fosters is brewed locally so it could be that be that australian fosters is terrible while bristish fosters is alright.

    2. Re:Foolish Queenslander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it true that aussies hate fosters ?
      Hell yes.

      it could be that be that australian fosters is terrible while bristish fosters is alright.
      I know the American version of Fosters is different, but it's still shit.

    3. Re:Foolish Queenslander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Come down to NSW and enjoy a proper beer, from Victoria of course...

      I'd rather enjoy a Tasmanian brew like Cascade.

    4. Re:Foolish Queenslander by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, You're wrong. Even brewed locally - it's cooking beer.

  28. Haven't tasted West End have you ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrible stuff from South Australia. I can't believe I used to be able to drink it.

    Much better SA beers are the Coopers series.

    I can drink VB if it is cold, and free (as in beer :-) )

  29. Drinking Australian Beer outside Australia by Tpenta · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you are drinking Australian Beer outside of Australia then you really can't judge the good ones. Generally, it's the crap that gets exported. There are a lot of really good domestic beers that don't get exported. James Squire springs to mind as one.

    Tp.

    1. Re:Drinking Australian Beer outside Australia by demonbug · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Same problem in the U.S., though I somehow doubt that most foreign countries allow us to export Bud or Coors, as it would probably be seen as an act of war. There are hundreds (probably thousands, but I don't drink that much beer) of great micro and mid-size breweries, probably few if any of which export to foreign countries (okay, maybe to Canada, but I mean foreign countries, not just other countries).

    2. Re:Drinking Australian Beer outside Australia by Tpenta · · Score: 1

      Agreed, whenever I visit Denver, I absolutely *must* have a Fat Tire ;)

      Tp.

    3. Re:Drinking Australian Beer outside Australia by Arandir · · Score: 1

      James Squire's is absolutely the worst beer from the southern hemisphere that's I've ever had the misfortune to taste. Damn that stuff was horrible.

      Maybe they just ship the bad Squire's out of country, just like Lowenbrau and Carlsberg do...

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    4. Re:Drinking Australian Beer outside Australia by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Informative

      Both Bud and Coors do brisk business in Europe (which is depressing in it's way). That's to say nothing of the extent to which the beer industry is globalized.

      For instance the main mass-produced beer in the UK is Carling, which is owned by Coors. Anheuser-Busch owns a number of European brewers, as well.

      Of course, SAB from South Africa owns Miller and the related brands and Interbrew (Belgian, IIRC) owns Labatts, Dos Equis, and Rolling Rock. There's also a major Indian brewer, whose name I forget, that's been buying up just about every medium-size brewery available in the US.

  30. I reply but for no other reason... by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...than to say that Heineken is, as far as I'm concerned, the best readily available "mass market" beer here in the US. There are plenty of imports, microbrews, and less popular beers to be had, and certainly several of them (Rolling Rock and Shiner Bock, to be sure) are worthy of mention when it comes to taste. But nothing beats a Heineken in terms of quality versus price.

    To all Slashdotters who think that a six-pack of Bud Light is the way to achieve Zen each night, try buying a six-pack of Heinekens tonight, and I promise you won't go back to the lamebrau that is Bud Light. Yeah, the bottles are a bit tougher to open and dispose of than Bud Light's convenient cans, but for very little more money, you get a superior brew, a better buzz, and you also don't have to put up with that "liquid rice" aftertaste.

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    1. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by Wonda · · Score: 1

      Wow i hate to think of just how bad the USA beer must be if you prefer our exported water with a bit of color and CO2 added that much!

      fortunately we have beer as well :)

      one important warning with dutch beer.. never drink oranjeboom, your hangover will start before you finish the first glass, and it doesn't taste that good either.

    2. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oranjeboom is vile and nasty; I highly doubt it's even beer officially. Nor terrestrial. I'd prefer drinking mud, magma or sulphuric acid over Oranjeboom anyday. Anyways, to compensate for Oranjeboom, there's Hertog Jan, which is one excellent beer. Rich taste, yet not too heavy on the stomach not do you have to sell yourself into prostitution to be able to afford it. Quality! Also, exported Heineken is SHIT compared to normal Heineken which we got here in Europe. (or possibly just the Netherlands)

    3. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no accounting for taste. Personally, I drink liqour because beer doesn't taste good.

    4. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by sosegumu · · Score: 1

      I just can't get myself to like Heineken--it has a skunky smell and a strong, yet disagreeable aftertaste. But, then again, I might just have a low-brow taste in beers since I don't like most imports. Some folks have told me that most imports are mishandled and the taste has been badly degraded, but who knows? I do know that most beers imported into this coutry bear little resemblance to their native counterparts (Corona is a perfect example). I like the imported Mexican beer Bohemia (pronounced Bo aim' ee ah) a whole lot, Sam Adams is good, Rolling Rock is my favorite standard domestic fair, Guiness agrees with me at times. Bud Light is disgusting, as is Miller Lite, Coors Light, etc... "Porque el Hijo del Hombre no vino para ser servido, sino para servir, y para dar su vida en rescate por muchos"

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    5. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Yes, sad to say the the beer situation in the USA probably *is* that bad. The trick is to find a *reliable* importer or a local bar ("pub").

      OTOH, there is a newer trend towards micro-brewing here; an individual is allowed up to 200 gallons per year for personal use without papers under Federal law.

      Within an hour's drive from any major US city are dozens of for-profit micro's. This is a Good Thing (TM) IMHO. I don't know the exact locations, but I can recommend Buffalo Lager and Oberon. Maybe Google has something on that.

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    6. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by jtev · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Mass Market American beer sucks. we make good whiskey though. You should try some. Not as disctive as Scotch, but with subtlety and charecter all it's own. We also have some good wines, in fact several California sparkling whites are conisidered to be better than champane, and here without the pricetag. *knows he's going to catch flame from frogs now*

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    7. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by vrt3 · · Score: 1

      Heineken? Don't you have Stella over there? If you give me 10 Heinekens for free or 1 Stella for $ 10, I'd choose the Stella any day.

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    8. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Also, exported Heineken is SHIT compared to normal Heineken which we got here in Europe.

      It wouldn't be like that if they'd put it in brown bottles. When you have pallets of beer in green bottles sitting on a dock, they're going to turn skunky as a result of a reaction between sunlight (any ultraviolet radiation, really) and hop compounds.

      I haven't bought a pilsner or other light lager in some time...have brewed some myself, though, and I've bought more different types of beer lately than I can remember (last purchase was a bottle of La Fin du Monde and a six-pack of MacTarnahan's Highlander Pale Ale). Most of my homebrew ends up in Bitburger bottles, though, if that tells you anything.

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    9. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      OTOH, there is a newer trend towards micro-brewing here; an individual is allowed up to 200 gallons per year for personal use without papers under Federal law.

      You're confusing microbrewing and homebrewing. You can brew up to 100 gallons per year per adult in your household as a homebrewer. You can't sell homebrew, though, unless you want BATFE to pull a Waco on you. Brewpubs and microbreweries will do far more than 200 gallons (that's only 6 2/3 bbl.) just for one batch...the average homebrewer, by comparison, only does 5 gallons (1/6 bbl.) at a time.

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    10. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Hrmmm.... thanks for the info, I was only considering tax purposes. I had no idea that there was a difference in that regard between -micro and -home brews.

      I'll stand by my statements regarding fine Scotch; it runs in the blood.

      OTOH, there's a good recipie for some quick-n-dirty stuff to be found near the back of "The Starving Artist's Cookbook", involving a coconut and some rasins. It's quite similar to the classical "mead" it seems.

      Thanks for the (legal) info again, could you post any good links for this stuff? I'm using the "Foxfire" books and a few-hundred-year-old diary, trying to re-create things from way back.

      I thank the Gods that software isn't so regulated yet, but maybe a few software companies should be IMHO.

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    11. Re:I reply but for no other reason... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the (legal) info again, could you post any good links for this stuff?

      Most any homebrew book would have that info...you might also want to have a look at this page.

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  31. At last by lateralus · · Score: 1

    I am very glad someone took this cognitive step. At last I can strike another item from the list of things in my life that are NOT related to Guiness. Mmmmmmmm Guiness...

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  32. The author has no taste by Compact+Dick · · Score: 1

    Aussie beer lovers wonder where Coopers and James Squire are.

    Anyone sick of Foster's [should happen with the first glass], give these a go.

    1. Re:The author has no taste by tkittel · · Score: 1

      Anyone else hate those commercials...

      "Fosters... Australian for SHAITE..."

      (oh, go on and mod me down, you humorless modder)

    2. Re:The author has no taste by Darren.Moffat · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those living in the San Francisco Bay Area, Coopers can be found in Beverages and More and James Squire in Trader Joes.

    3. Re:The author has no taste by wayward_son · · Score: 1

      Fosters... Australian for Kangaroo Piss.

  33. Skolelinux.no by Ashtead · · Score: 1
    To carry this comparison further I guess the Norwegian "Skolelinux" project should map onto some Norwegian beer.

    These beers are generally made according to the Purity Law, and since Skolelinux is based on Debian, the same arguments as the article already put forth about HefeWeiss should apply here as well.

    The big question would be which of the beers? All the ones I know have their fans and foes ...

    I will therefore unilaterally claim that the beer in question should be Frydenlund Bokkol!

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    1. Re:Skolelinux.no by zaad · · Score: 1

      Well, Norway has a brew call Aass beer. It also comes in a stronger Aass Bock, which is the version that's actually worth drinking.

      The best thing about drinking beer in Norway though (definitely not the price, which is about $7 per glass), is the Chillinotters (breaded peanuts with spices). You can't ask for a better beer nut. Oh, that and the fact that Norwegians love to get stumbling drunk.

      There are other Norwegian beers, but they mostly taste like ass. =)

    2. Re:Skolelinux.no by Ashtead · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Aass Bock is definitely one of the best beers. Like I said in my original post, it would be impossible to decide on which of the many beers would be the most appropriate. :)

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  34. Beer? No crack. by MechCow · · Score: 1

    Linux is more like crack. Since using it I've sold my t.v. and lost all my friends.

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    1. Re:Beer? No crack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your tv was a 13" b&w and you only had two friends. you're a nerd, you can't fool me. stop whining.

    2. Re:Beer? No crack. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or cocaine - they both come in lines ....

    3. Re:Beer? No crack. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I've noticed nerds have more or better tvs than most. But they seldom use them for actual TV.

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  35. Slackware from Australia? by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 1
    Slackware : Last, but by no means least today is an original high quality hand-crafted distribution from the home of our magazine, Australia.
    I didn't know Slackware was from Australia...
    1. Re:Slackware from Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  36. BSD!! by ebf · · Score: 0

    They missed the FreeBSD beer, something like a Boch Beer - dark, and tasty, and people keep saying its no good.

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  37. Remember. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Debian beer is the worst beer. Its made from Gnu/Stallmans Gnu/Semen combined with 2 year old goat urine

  38. FYI ;-) by bdejong · · Score: 1

    The 'e' in Duvel is pronounced as the 'u' in 'dust', not like the 'e' in 'elementary'.

    - bram, one of the 5 non-beer-drinking-belgians

    1. Re:FYI ;-) by bdejong · · Score: 1

      That should have been: not like the FIRST 'e' in 'elementary'

      *duh* !

      - bram

    2. Re:FYI ;-) by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      I'll try and remember that when I'm asking for my 5th bottle at the bar next time ;)

  39. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from Victoria, so I can tell you that Tasmanian (Taswegian) beer is the best...
    Boags and/or Cascade

  40. Belgian Beer !!! by wza · · Score: 0

    Belgian dark beer is nearly three times as strong as the standard US beer.Actually i do believe that it's one of the strongest beers i have ever had. This beer is brewed by monks who put the focus on beer alone, most of them work and live preferably in solitude, only hang around with other monks, don't wanted to be bothered with anything else but beer and makin it (well, some are into the cheesebizz too) and on top of it all, they are not known to have alot of sex with women.

    Anyone made a connection yet?

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    1. Re:Belgian Beer !!! by Lord+Azrael · · Score: 1

      Belgian Beer ?

      Belgians brew beer not messed up with Cherry-, Lemon-, Banana-Juice ?

      Living in a country next to Belgium i have never found a Belgian Beer being able to compete in anyway with german beer, at least german beer is not being full of chemicals.

      But well, i am unshure now: is Kronenbourg a Belgian Beer? I am not really shure, but with that stuff i really almost killed me, one night in Luxembourg we drank about 20 glasses, that was a horrible night :) That evening was fine, if this Kronenbourg really was brewed in Belgium i might reconsider my opinion, but i honestly warn you: Never try these belgian mixed-beers ....

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    2. Re:Belgian Beer !!! by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 1
      Of course! All sorts of beer is brewed in Belgium, not just that stuff with fruit juice. I would even venture to say that more different kinds (as "styles" of beer go) are brewed there than anywhere else in the world.

      German beer is good and all, but it's been my experience that you have much less to choose from as styles go. Maybe in a given bar you can choose from 1 or 2 kinds of pilsner, usually a hefeweizen, and sometimes things like alt or zwickel. I've been to bars in Belgium with entire beer menus containing upwards of 20 varieties!

      Actually though, it is almost funny listening to Germans (especially Bavarians in my experience) rant on about how the world would literally come to an end should breweries ever stop adhering to the Reinheitsgebot. However, I have to admit, there is something very comforting about knowing that there's no crap (and I'm not talking fruit juice here) in the beer you buy.

      Also, Kronenbourg 1664 is brewed in Alsace in France.

    3. Re:Belgian Beer !!! by Lord+Azrael · · Score: 1

      Also, Kronenbourg 1664 is brewed in Alsace in France.

      thanks for informing me about that, i simple was not shure. Anyway, that beer was good though, and gave me a horrible head-ache, which was correlated to the high amount i drank ...

      BTW, i am not bavarian and agree in your opinion about them.

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    4. Re:Belgian Beer !!! by jvervloet · · Score: 1

      Two remarks :

      1. There isn't such a thing as `the Belgian dark beer'. You have Westmalle triple, blue Chimay, McChouffe, dark Tongerlo, Orval, Rochefort, Leffe, Grimbergen, and many many more. And they all differ in taste and strength. I'm pretty sure there exists a dark Belgian beer which is less strong than the standard US beer. Nevertheless it is true that most of them are stronger.
      2. Most Belgian beer isn't brewed by monks. Althoug several beers were originally brewed by monks, nowadays this isn't the case anymore. Monks are less and less common in Belgium, the beers won't disappear.

      However, the world's best beers are imho Belgian indeed.

    5. Re:Belgian Beer !!! by Arandir · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I had a trappist monk write me about my brewing program, so there has to be at least a few left still brewing.

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    6. Re:Belgian Beer !!! by Krunch · · Score: 1

      Wow, 20 varieties ! It seems you don't know the good places. I know some bars where they have *hundred(s?)* varieties. OK they are not all Belgian beers but most are.

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  41. Debian and German Beer Purity laws by Lord+Azrael · · Score: 1

    Debian GNU/Linux : I'd pair Debian with a something like Weihenstephaner HefeWeissBier. The Debian Free Software Guidelines are reminiscent of the German Beer Purity laws, which mandate that the beer be made out of malt, hops, yeast and water alone

    I really never thought about that parallel :) Using Debian now for quite a time and finding it so stable and free from fancy stuff, being really "pure" i find that parrallel to the "Deutsches Reinheitsgebot" (German Beer Purity law) remarkable.

    Being a lover of our german beer, consisting of the 4 ingredients only, with no addiotional artifical stuff, no other flavours and chemicals, this really must be the reason, i like debian so much !

    There's really nothing beating german beer (gimme a Licher Pils!)

    Three o'clock in the afternoon now, hmm, to early to go to the fridge now and get a beer out ...

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    1. Re:Debian and German Beer Purity laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      debian is dying. switch to a BSD branch.

    2. Re:Debian and German Beer Purity laws by mnmlst · · Score: 1

      Homebrewer and former temporary resident of Bavaria here. I have a book at home on brewing German wheat beers (weissbiere) and it includes some rather alarming information about the rheinheitsgebot. It turns out that as long as things other than malt, water, yeast and hops are only TEMPORARILY added to the beer during the brewing process, that is acceptable. I expect this has allowed Germany's big brewers to lower their production costs a bit. Disappointing. If you ever get a chance, try Bamberg's pride and joy; Rauschbier (Smoked Beer). A fire in a monastery scorched the grain back around 1600 and they ended up brewing with it anyway. As of 1990, about 10 breweries in Bamberg were still making Rauschbier. BTW, my own wheat beers never turn out very good. I just can't get that 1.5 level of carbonation into them. (That means wheat beers are supposed to have about 150% of normal beer carbonation.)

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    3. Re:Debian and German Beer Purity laws by guinnessnwhiskey · · Score: 1

      There's really nothing beating german beer

      It's sad that the author mentions Lowenbrau in comparison to Suse, since Lowenbrau is the most disgusting german beer I can think of (gimme a Thorbrau Kellerbier!)

      (Damn, why does slashcode cripple the umlauts?)

    4. Re:Debian and German Beer Purity laws by Lord+Azrael · · Score: 1

      It's sad that the author mentions Lowenbrau in comparison to Suse, since Lowenbrau is the most disgusting german beer I can think of (gimme a Thorbrau Kellerbier!)

      i agree that the Lowenbrau beer which you buy abroad is completely different to the original one. I tasted Lowenbrau in Malta, where they also brew it, it's someting completely different.

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    5. Re:Debian and German Beer Purity laws by Arandir · · Score: 1

      The malt in the reinheitsgebot was originally just barley malt. So a weiss did not meet the purity laws. For a long time a royal privilege was necessary to brew a wheat beer. But the law has been amended since then. For one thing, it needed to add yeast to the list of ingredients.

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  42. Been drinking Fosters, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Australians don't touch the shit.

    1. Re:Been drinking Fosters, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australians don't touch the shit.

      Well, duh.

      Re:Been drinking Fosters, eh?

      Nope, been drinking decent English ale.

  43. Re:Um, thats FLAVORS! by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    You can spell it like that if you want. You can spell it FLAVAH or !"$%^&* if you like.

    The correct spelling,however, is F L A V O U R.
    For correct spelling, do not use Websters. Try the Oxford English Dictionary. It does acknowledge the US variant. It remains just that - a variant...

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  44. It's been done before by syraq · · Score: 4, Funny

    By accident I came across this only a few hours ago. Apparently it was written before Win 95 was released.

    If Operating Systems Were Beers...

    DOS Beer:
    Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it's no longer available.

    Mac Beer:
    At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a "light" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that "you don't need to know." A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.

    Windows 3.1 Beer:
    The world's most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.

    OS/2 Beer:
    Comes in a 32-oz can. Does allow you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously. Allows you to drink Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously too, but somewhat slower. Advertises that its cans won't explode when you open them, even if you shake them up. You never really see anyone drinking OS/2 Beer, but the manufacturer (International Beer Manufacturing) claims that 9 million six-packs have been sold.

    Windows 95 Beer:
    You can't buy it yet, but a lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it's wonderful. The can looks a lot like Mac Beer's can, but tastes more like Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people will probably keep drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends try Windows 95 Beer and say they like it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has some of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the manufacturer claims that this is an entirely new brew.

    Windows NT Beer:
    Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer's, but the company promises to change the can to look just like Windows 95 Beer's - after Windows 95 beer starts shipping. Touted as an "industrial strength" beer, and suggested only for use in bars.

    Unix Beer:
    Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8 oz. to 64 oz. Drinkers of Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even though they claim that all the different brands taste almost identical. Sometimes the pop-tops break off when you try to open them, so you have to have your own can opener around for those occasions, in which case you either need a complete set of instructions, or a friend who has been drinking Unix Beer for several years.

    AmigaDOS Beer:
    The company has gone out of business, but their recipe has been picked up by some weird German company, so now this beer will be an import. This beer never really sold very well because the original manufacturer didn't understand marketing. Like Unix Beer, AmigaDOS Beer fans are an extremely loyal and loud group. It originally came in a 16-oz. can, but now comes in 32-oz. cans too. When this can was originally introduced, it appeared flashy and colorful, but the design hasn't changed much over the years, so it appears dated now. Critics of this beer claim that it is only meant for watching TV anyway.

    VMS Beer:
    Requires minimal user interaction, excep

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  45. XXXX is only drunk in Queensland. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And even then, it's only because those illiterate rednecks can't spell beer.

    Thus, XXXX.

    1. Re:XXXX is only drunk in Queensland. by wigam · · Score: 1

      Die Can Toads!!

  46. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by wigam · · Score: 1

    what bs. Gimmy a Cascade anyday.

  47. Slightly offtopic: Old Danish beer joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two guys driving the trucks for Tuborg and Carlsberg respectively meet in a bar.

    The Tuborg guy approaches the Carlsberg worker and sees he is drinking Tuborg:

    - I see you're drinking Tuborg, I guess that Carlsberg crap isn't good enough, ey?

    - No, I just don't want my wife to catch me smelling like beer.

    You can substitute the brands if you like.

  48. French Beer by mirko · · Score: 1
    Sadly, good. well-known beer is a little thin on the ground there, so we will borrow from neighbouring Belgium to complement Mandrake.

    Well, why hasn't he asked a French Dude ?
    • Jenlain (Nord)
    • Choulette (Nord)
    • Fischer (Alsace)
    • Bourganel (Ardeche)
    • ...


    He could also have Googled around...
    Or maybe proposed the cider (I know, this is not beer, but Budweizer is not beer either).
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    1. Re:French Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps he was hoping people might try the taste test themselves. It's hard to get hold of any of the beers you mention outside of France. Not so good for an international readership.

    2. Re:French Beer by mirko · · Score: 1

      I found some Choulette in a "Whole Food Market".

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  49. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm from Tasmania, and I agree :)
    Hmm, now I feel like a boags premo...

  50. Both rubbish. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tried them both. They're excrement, as the grandparent suggests. A mixture of fizzy, cooking beer and ubiquitous American-style-bland- micro-brewery-crap. Underhopped and overhyped..

  51. Actually all GNU/Linux is more like Homebrew..... by TennesseeJeff · · Score: 1

    And each major distribution is like your favorite brewshop. Pick and choose your ingredients and handcraft a brew to you taste. As with many brewshops, most of the ingredients have the same origin. Customers stay with a particular shop because of the little extras they offer like support, recipes, etc. You can make each install or batch as strong or weak as you wish, as light or as dark.

    Also, as with homebrew, several methods are available for different levels of expertise. The precompiled distributions are like using malt extract while distros that you compile (LFS, Gentoo, etc.) are more like the full grain versions made at home. Run-from-a-disc versions (Knoppix, etc.) are like the kits at Wal-Mart - easy to get started with, but not much in the way of customization.

    And just like homebrew, we love GNU/Linux for those same reasons: We don't want someone else to choose for us. We want to know how it works or how its made. And free is good - both beer and speech.

    Homebrewing since 1996, Linux since 2001.

  52. St. Louis Reality Distortion Field... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a strange and mysterious force that turns Budweiser drinkable when you're in St. Louis.

    This force is actually called "the brewery in the city," which cranks out something a fair bit smoother than the thin, bitter, fairly nauseating swill that passes for same in New England (and is brewed in a different brewery). It makes you realize why some people actually *enjoy* the stuff.

    Moral of the story? Check the can, see where it was brewed. If you're a wannabe Guinness snob in the US, the results might surprise you... (And as far as I'm concerned, Labatt's is as bad as northeastern Bud.)

  53. How very... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...sad.

  54. Aussie don't drink Fosters by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    They either drink VB (Victoria Bitter) or their local state offering.

    Meaning the NSWelsh that don't drink VB either drink Toohey's New or Resches Pilsener. Queenslanders that don't drink VB drink either Castlemaine 4X or Powers Bitter. South Aussies that don't drink VB drink that disgusting Southark Ale shit. Etc, etc, etc, in regards the rest of the states.

    Me I drink Tooheys on hot summer days & Coopers for serious beer drinking.

    1. Re:Aussie don't drink Fosters by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Fosters LightIce is the SECOND HIGHEST SELLING BEER in .au. VB is first. Just check their annual reports.

      Australians love their Fosters.

    2. Re:Aussie don't drink Fosters by AtrN · · Score: 3, Informative
      Coopers for serious beer drinking

      Mate, you're not supposed to tell the foreigners about Coopers! They'll take it all. Now keep 'em distracted with talk of VB, New, XXXX, etc...

      PS. Tassie beers - Boag's and Cascade - aren't half bad and Hahn is okay too.

    3. Re:Aussie don't drink Fosters by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Mate, you're not supposed to tell the foreigners about Coopers!

      We have it here in Vegas...haven't gotten around to trying it yet, though. Seems like that cat's already out of the bag.

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      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    4. Re:Aussie don't drink Fosters by shplorb · · Score: 1

      Umm... in SA we don't drink VB because we hate Vics. You either drink West End or Coopers. People who think they're too cool for SA drink other brands, but I guess Southwark is acceptable since it's the same mob as West End (which is like rust compared to a Coopers)

    5. Re:Aussie don't drink Fosters by sbszine · · Score: 1

      For those who are interested, the Cooper's website, complete with dubiosu flash intro.

      I'm pretty sure you can get Cooper's outside Australia, as a friend of mine in Canada drinks it.

      If you have a choice, I recommend the Cooper's premium (which tastes like apricots and seawater) and the Cooper's vintage (which is cellared like wine and released in small limited edition runs every few years). Yum.

      --

      Vino, gyno, and techno -Bruce Sterling

  55. Re:Um, thats FLAVORS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .............YOU'RE a variant. How do you like that?!

  56. Heineken? by nozpamming · · Score: 1

    Sorry people, any article on beer OR linux that doesn't mention Heineken is not worth its salt!

    Bud is only the biggest selling beer because it is huge in the USA. Heineken reigns supreme it most of the rest of the world.

    - brought to you from the objective Netherlands (home of Heineken)

    1. Re:Heineken? by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Grolsch is a much better beer than Heineken any day of the week.

    2. Re:Heineken? by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      only if its real heineken not the brewed in the UK swill we got here until recently.

      Real heineken is finally being imported!!!

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      -- Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon - Boy George
  57. Alternative for Red Hat Linux? OpenBSD? by El+Volio · · Score: 1

    I don't know that RHL is the best pairing for Guinness. RH is great and I run it in many places, but I think of it more as the first non-mainstream beer that people try before they dig in and discover how many varieties there really are. Where I live, that's Shiner Bock. Maybe Guinness fits better with OpenBSD: stout, bitter, not to everyone's taste, but if you enjoy it, you almost can't drink anything else.

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    "You can never have too many elephants on your team."

  58. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. Fosters LightIce is the SECOND HIGHEST SELLING BEER in .au. Just check their annual reports. (VB is first)

    Australians love their Fosters. It seems like you guys are the stupid ones.

  59. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by Nikeolis · · Score: 1

    I was always told that Fosters was an Aussie word that meant "Export Only"...

  60. For the Good of the Community by Enkerli · · Score: 1

    There really should be a Beer 101 class for geeks everywhere. Here's a start: What Part of Beer Don't You Understand?.

    Unfortunately, the Homebrew computer club has little to do with homebrewing beer or even brewing software although beer geeks know the true meaning of Free as in Beer.

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    Alexandre http://enkerli.wordpress.com/
    1. Re:For the Good of the Community by Arandir · · Score: 1

      You missed my QBrew software. Where else you going to go to get a native GUI homebrew calculator for Linux and BSD?

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      A Government Is a Body of People, Usually Notably Ungoverned
  61. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah right... I have friends from over there and you're an idiot.

    Sure, not everyone likes it but that's because it's a bit like Microsoft. It's everywhere. It's one of the highest selling beers there.

  62. Re:Um, thats FLAVORS! by show+me · · Score: 1

    I think it is pretty funny that a Brit with the attitude of a Frenchie would use a sig line that is a Yank pop culture reference. We are everywhere and can't be stopped. I'll bet the last Scottish restaurant you ate at was McDonald's. ;)

  63. The real best American beer: Fat Tire by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    Fat Tire is the real best American beer. I think that most beers taste like crap, but Fat Tire actually tastes good. Gets you intoxicated really fast too!

    This small company has other good beers. Check them out.

  64. Entertaining? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I thought it would be entertaining to look for parallels between some notable distros and the beers of the world.

    Well, it turns out you were wrong. It's not entertaining at all.

  65. Re:Completely OT: by RdsArts · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I believe Mplayer plays both of them.

    http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/url.cgi?ports/multime di a/mplayer/pkg-descr

    Don't forget the native Mozilla/Opera plugin while your there.

    Xine would probably be fine as well.

  66. heh by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    this only proves that the australians are insane, beer driven people! anyways, I'd say Lindows would be Miller lite.

  67. Slow weekend, eh? by LazloToth · · Score: 1



    Yup.

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    It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious.
  68. Wouldn't Windows actually be... by jpetts · · Score: 1

    Duff beer? And of course, everybody can see the
    likeness between Steve Ballmer (http://www.fuckedcompany.com/images/dancemonkeybo y.mpeg) and Duffman!!

    (URL posted, not link, out of sympathy for target...)

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    Call me old fashioned, but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating - Bender
  69. FUCK YOUR SYMPATHY!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Click here you lazy shits!

  70. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    well, my favorite about russia is that you (at least used to, i think still can) buy vodka in those small glass lemonade bottle looking bottles with a remove only cap(~0.3l), i think cans too.

    anyways.. just guess why it's not that uncommon to smuggle alcohol from russia to finland(1l of 97% costs about 1euro in russia vs. 20-30euros street price in finland, legal 0.7l bottle of cheapest 40% scotch costs around 22-23euros for comparision).
    -

    of course this has nothing to do with the subject at hand, except maybe you could say street alcohol to be like warez, cheap but you never know for sure what you get.

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  71. .....or is it just the backward state I live in? by pigfukr · · Score: 1

    The whole "free, as in beer" thing never made sense to me because as long as I can recall free beer is not legal. So free beer is just something that doesn't exist to me. Fine with me though since beer is just chilled piss anyway. :) I'd guess talking about "free, as in whiskey" would just be bizarre. Makes me picture a handfull of distros grouped into the "sour mash" catagory. hehe.

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  72. Red Hat 7.0 = Guinness by wayward_son · · Score: 1

    IIRC, RedHat 7.0 actually WAS called Guinness.

    Better beer than release version. It came with the beta GCC 3.0 (remember kgcc?), beta glibc 2.2 and a very unstable XFree86 4.0.

  73. Slackware == homebrew by volkerdi · · Score: 1

    Slackware is more like Guinness (extra stout, not the draught), in the 'slap upside the head' kinda way.

    I'll second that. (and I also prefer the extra stout most of the time, even though the stuff we get here is now brewed in Canada) However, Slackware is actually a home-brewed Irish style stout.

    It's been a few years, but IIRC...

    Mash the following grains to produce about 6 gallons of wort:

    7.5 pounds of pale malt. (preferably British or Belgian 2-row)
    1 pound of roasted, unmalted barley. Dark black stuff for the proper Guinness approach. (BTW, the use of unmalted roasted grain rather than roasted malt is what sets a stout apart from a porter) .5 pound steel cut oats. OK, this is not traditional in an Irish stout, but gives the beer a creamier texture which you'll want if you'll be bottle carbonating.

    162F is a good strike temp for the mash. Generally I'd do a modified mash where you drain some wort, heat it up, and return it to the mash to keep things around 150F - 155F until the starches are done converting. Oh -- bit of Burton river salt (mostly gypsum) in the water also helps extraction.

    Then, boil it up. Use bittering hops like Chinook, Fuggles, or Kent Golding. Since Alpha Acid content varies, I can't give an exact amount here, but shoot for about 35 IBUs.

    Chill, put in a carboy, and ferment. Wyeast's Irish Ale yeast is ideal, but the 1056 American works well, too and gives a cleaner (though less traditional) finish. The only dry yeast I can recommend (and then only barely) is Whitbread, if you can find it anymore.

    Don't bother to transfer for a secondary ferment. When it's done, prime the carboy. (boil 3/4 cup of dextrose in water, cool, add)

    Then bottle:

    NUM=1
    cat beer | while read 12oz ; do
    makepkg -cap y slackware-beer-1.0-malt-$NUM.tgz
    NUM=`expr $NUM + 1`
    done

    Or if you have better brewing equipment than I do, keg and carbonate. My friends have been using something called "BevMix" lately, which is 60% nitrogen / 40% CO2 but can be used with standard soda kegs. It works really good, and the beer serves up with that great cascading Guinness effect! Even better if you can get the correct tap like my buddy Dan has. It's amazing he gets any work done! Of course, this afternoon I'll be hanging out at Len's house where he has a Pepsi machine converted into a canned Guinness machine, and it only costs a nickel, so probably the 2.4.22 update in -current won't be happening until tomorrow.

  74. Microbrew Linux by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 1

    Brew your own custom flavor!

  75. Miller Lite=? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    I think Miller Lite # 3 best seller in US( worst beer ever brewed) has to relate to some OS. I'm thinking Mac OS 9. OsX is much better maybe its a Sam adams. I hate Sam adams, but other people seem to love it. Just like osx.

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    Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
  76. Alternative mapping by zaad · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Redhat = Samuel Adams. - Why would anyone with any knowledge of beer pick a brit brew for an American distro? Commonly available and well known. Not the best amber in its class, but certainly deserves (great nose - aromatic hops) to be mentioned on anyone's best ale list.

    Debian = Celis White. - I'll continue on the wheat beer theme, and this is a great wheat beer. It's hard to get your hands on one. It's cloudy and has yeast on the bottom so it may scare the first timers. But once you get to know it well, you come to love it for its quirkiness.

    Slackware = Anchor Old Foghorn. - No casual weekend drinker's beer. If this is your first time, order yourself a half-pint. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.

    SuSE = Erdinger Weissbier Dunkel. - Another wheat beer, but darker and full. Meticulously brewed like the distro. Despite being a great beer, few people in the US will ever try it.

    MacOS = Smirnoff Ice. - This one's for the hip and groovy image conscious crowd. No one who actually likes beer would ever drink this.

    1. Re:Alternative mapping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Debian - Why would anyone with any knowledge of beer ignore the point about the German purity laws?

      Red Hat- Why would anyone who knows anything about Linux not realise that Red Hat is a strange company that parallels much better with the Guinness brewery than the Boston Beer crew?

  77. Could have been WAY better by gnu-sucks · · Score: 1

    I read the article, and I think it could have been a lot better.

    For one, they compared Windows in a linux article to beer. And yet, they did not compare Mac OS X, or any of the other BSDs. For that matter, how about comercial unix like solaris? I mean, windows does not belong in this.

    But, lets be a little more accurate.

    For one, Nady is obviously the 'windows' of beers. Every kid drinks it because he can buy it for nothing (parallels to the piracy used to install windows 98 on your new dell when it comes with xp). Nady is by far the shittiest beer, yet, I guarentee you, its the most popular among the youngsters looking for a quick college drink.

    Redhat is Budwiser, hands down. Every linux user has run Red Hat. Some people think linux /is/ Red Hat. RH is american made (ok, compiled.. whatever), as is Budwiser. RH also has a HUGE marketing department, and I'm sure Budwiser has the largest advertising budget of all other beers.

    Mac OS X, no contest, is Guiness. Guiness beers aren't for everyone. Its an elite beer, and you either hate it, or you love it. Its a little more expensive, comes in a fancy bottle with a little thing that floats to the top as you drink it. And its almost not beer. Doesn't taste anything like Budwiser, though it will get you drunk

    The home-brewed beer is not gentoo. Gentoo is close, and if we were to completely limit our discussion to linux, it would be. But, the article is going to put windows in there, so I'm going to put other unix-like os's in here. Its only fair :p. The home-brewed beer is one of the BSDs. I would say Free BSD as it is frequently thought of as a bit of a challenge, but I think OpenBSD qualifies much more.

    To go a little further, Free BSD may be more like a wine celler, and Open BSD a home-brewed beer.

    Mandrake, which is basically a copy off Red Hat, can go straight to Coors which is, and this is fact, non-passing Budwieser. When Bud has a bad batch, its turned into Coors, and sold for a bit less. Its not as good, but it ain't so bad either.

    Debian is an interesting one. Debian is not your standard linux distro, and its one of the few that really do the trick. Its easy to maintain, and its very compatable, out of the box, with lots of hardware, even old stuff you'd think only netbsd would run on. For this reason, I'm labeling it the 'old favorite' Milwaukie's best. Milwaukie, btw, is a GREAT beer, for the price. Its about $.45 per 14 oz can. Yeah, not 12 oz.

    I'd say that Killian's Irish Red is BeOS, simply because its a great beer, yet susprisingly unpopular. Yeah, Be ain't really unix, so shoot me.

    Darwin, aka the Mach kernel, should be known as Steel Reserve simply because it gets the job done, and quite quickly. That beer will put you down, reguardless of size. And you'll allways feel like crap in the morning. Which is how I feel when I stay up till 6am working out some strange darwin issue, and wake up at 9am.....

    1. Re:Could have been WAY better by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      Redhat is Budwiser, hands down. Every linux user has run Red Hat.

      That's: Every american Linux user has run it.

      I know I've never even touched a Red Hat box. Myself, I'm a Gentoo user.

      I'm pretty sure there are lots of other people like me here in Europe. Most of my friends have only tried stuff like Debian and FreeBSD.

      Then again, I've never tried Budweiser, either.

    2. Re:Could have been WAY better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now, thats informative. I had no idea how different things were 'over there'.

      Had you been from the USA and claimed to have never touched a red hat box (or iso image), I'd just reply 'He Lies!'

  78. brazilian beer by bobsalt · · Score: 1

    don't forget Antarctica. along with being a great beer, it even has 2 penguins on the label - lol
    http://www.geocities.com/NapaValley/1585/antar1.ht m
    http://www.antarctica.com.br/entrada.html

  79. Linux from Scratch... by grolschie · · Score: 1

    = home brew?

  80. Re:.....or is it just the backward state I live in by Squarewav · · Score: 2

    You've never been to a party that had free beer, ohh man, thats about the only reason many people go to parties is the free food and beer, It's not legal for say the 7-11 to offer beer for free, but I don't think there is any laws for giving beer to your friends for free, unless you live in a "dry county"

  81. Notes on Budvar for U.S. readers by DNAgent · · Score: 1

    For those of us living in "the land of the free", it should be noted that Budvar is unavailable by that name in the U.S. due to a mostly unsuccessful longstanding attempt to crush the Czech brewery.

    It's difficult to find at all, and when you can it is marketed here under the name "Czechvar".

  82. Wrong !! by deniea · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    Mandrake : [SNIP] .. Duvel beer seems to be the best fit here, with the light golden appearance of a pilsner disguising the complex aromas and the kick of a 9% ABV beer...

    WRONG !!!!
    Duvel is not 9% ABV but 8.5%. Source: The bottle on my table

  83. No good French beer? by Ptraci · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with Fischer's La Belle Strasbourgeiosie?

  84. You're an idiot by Xenex · · Score: 1

    I am an Australian and no-one here drinks Fosters Larger.

    Are you sure these friends of yours are actually Australian, because they're totally and utterly incorrect.

  85. Perhaps, however... by Xenex · · Score: 2, Informative

    Fosters Light Ice is a totally different beer. Fosters Larger is the swill advertised internationally as the beer of choice in Australia.

    But yes, VB is undoubtedly the most popular beer in Australia.

    1. Re:Perhaps, however... by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Well the lager is the #3 selling beer, so I guess if you limit it to that then australians still love their Fosters (lager) :-))

  86. Bud is the number 2 beer in Ireland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's #3 or so in Europe.

    Far from declaring war on us for exporting Bud, they seem to like it too.

    Beer snobbery is unbelievable to me. People wouldn't never have at someone else because they like iceberg lettuce instead of romaine. But if they like Bud, they must be some kind of uninformed idiot.

    Ridiculous. You like what you like. Why does that qualify you to tell other people they like the wrong beer?

  87. Re:Aussie Beer == crap by Chuq · · Score: 1

    ..and when a Victorian says something good about Tasmania, you know it must be bloody good!

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    - Chuq
  88. Yummy Rotten Wheat OS! by majikfox · · Score: 1

    Lots of distro's of Linux doesn't make it good, it just means that no one's managed to do it right yet. It's a lot like beer in that, no matter what kind of brewing process you use, it's still watered-down fermented wheat and/or barley juice.

  89. VB - does have a allegorical equivalent by tqft · · Score: 1

    As it is Gods Own Beer - the relevant choice would be a install compiled direct from Linus' own tree.

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  90. Wrong by tqft · · Score: 1

    it is not too early

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  91. Re:Just a quick little PHP script by YetAnotherLogin · · Score: 1

    So much trouble. Why don't you just download curl and use this:

    curl http://www.nikki-nova-archive.com/gfx/sets/nikki-n ova-[01-38]/nikki-nova-[001-128].jpg -# -o "nikki-nova-#1-#2.jpg"

    Anyway. Just so I can be on topic, what kind of Linux distro would correspond to Smirnoff Ice Triple Black?

  92. Stella Artois is Belgian! by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    Stella Artois is part of Interbrew, in Belgium it is considered the worst piss of the street. Abroad it is an "export" beer sold at high price. For those of you who now feel shocked: exactly the same goes for Heineken (NL), Tuborg(DK) and Carlsberg(DK)

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  93. Re:.....or is it just the backward state I live in by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

    The whole "free, as in beer" thing never made sense to me because as long as I can recall free beer is not legal.

    Think parties with kegs of beer. Just walk right in, grab a Solo cup, fill it up, and drink it up, its free. Most of the time you're drinking cheap beer, but every now and then someone buys some good stuff.

    Also, clubs/bar can serve free beer (and any other kind of drink). This is certainly legal. Hell, I drink free beer most Saturdays. Remember to tip your bartender, though (kinda like "its free, but buy a copy or donate to support the distro").

    Cheers.

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    --Drunk as in Beer
  94. Scottish Restaurant by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    That would be a chip shop? Got something from one last week.

    I have nothing against US culture. I think my sig gives away one bit I have followed for a long time. I also wear jeans & t-shirt so I probably don't look that different either.

    "Attitude of a Frenchie"? If you mean did I oppose the war our leaders created in Iraq - yes. I didn't think that showed...

    Correct spelling is something I was taught at school. I would just as readily objected if they had redefined Pi to 3. That is just as wrong.

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  95. Where are you getting this information from? by Xenex · · Score: 1

    Where are you getting this information from, anyway?

    1. Re:Where are you getting this information from? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Annual reports. Fosters is a publically traded company so their sales data is available.

    2. Re:Where are you getting this information from? by Xenex · · Score: 1

      And do their annual reports actually include their competitors' beers?

    3. Re:Where are you getting this information from? by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Yes, it compares their sales results against their competitors in each market. For instance the Lager is #3 is .AU for all beers sold in .AU.