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Flaming Cellphones

phorm writes "Many of us have heard the urban legend of cellphones causing fires at the gas pump, but how about the hazards of replacement batteries? Reuters is carrying a story about a woman whose cellphone burst into flame, causing her superficial burn injuries. According to Nokia, the problem has occured before, and is related to non-brand replacement batteries. For various reasons, these batteries may overheat and catch fire, or even explode! So far I haven't found much info on whether this has happened with other brands of phone, though I do know that my little flip-phone gets very hot when running in analog mode. Perhaps some slashdot readers have had a similar experience?"

288 comments

  1. Quick! by briancollins · · Score: 4, Funny

    Call the fire brigade!

    1. Re:Quick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this get a redundant moderation? Its the first comment! It's redundant to what? Previous comments?

    2. Re:Quick! by HBI · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Apparently the mods aren't Python fans tonight.

      It got a chuckle from me though.

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    3. Re:Quick! by Agent+Deepshit · · Score: 1

      I don't think the mod got the joke.

    4. Re:Quick! by OrderOfSemprini · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see a mod get any joke. If they had any vestige of a sense of humor, they would use mod points more wisely. (bit of an oxymoron there)

    5. Re:Quick! by HBI · · Score: 1

      I have one question for you: what is your shoe size? heh

      Seriously, you should have some mod points soon - and will promptly lose them due to m2 by the same idiots who do the initial m1 mods.

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    6. Re:Quick! by OrderOfSemprini · · Score: 1

      they can keep the mod points.

  2. Ask Slashdot: by mfago · · Score: 3, Funny

    So my cellphone just burst into flames. Does anyone on Slashdot have an idea what I should do?

    1. Re:Ask Slashdot: by blate · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dial 911 to report the fire.

    2. Re:Ask Slashdot: by SparkyTWP · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bitch that it's somehow SCO's fault

    3. Re:Ask Slashdot: by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1, Funny

      SCO has now claimed rights to the Big Bang.
      All your particles are belong to SCO

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    4. Re:Ask Slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL :)

      PS: the funniest joke at the end, that's suprising :)

  3. Flaming cellphones? by Surak · · Score: 3, Funny

    So...what...are they pink? Do they have pictures of Tinky Winky on them? Or what? :)

    1. Re:Flaming cellphones? by blackcoot · · Score: 3, Funny

      totally off topic, but nonethelessL obligatory simpsons quote: "You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV hard, and my homosexuals, flammmmming..." -- Homer Simpson

    2. Re:Flaming cellphones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much you got? ;)

    3. Re:Flaming cellphones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cough. TV loud.

    4. Re:Flaming cellphones? by innosent · · Score: 2

      damn, and I thought the ebay auctions for MMORPG's were rediculous... Now we're buying slashdot accounts?

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    5. Re:Flaming cellphones? by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I've saw one up before, and I'm sure if I checked they'd pop up again and again. Once my 471212 becomes valuable (sometime around when James Tiberius Kirk is around), I'll sell it on eBay for 50 quatloos, I betcha.

  4. Huzzah! by VanWEric · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is only proof that there is a god, and he does not approve of cell-phoning and driving.

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  5. So... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


    Are we supposed to welcome the cell phones as our new overlords, or the off-brand batteries?

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  6. retribution! by m.lemur · · Score: 3, Funny

    was she talking on the cellphone on a bus/train/mass transit system?

    if so all I can say is:

    "hah hah"

  7. Coverup! by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 3, Funny
    She is a secret CIA operative receiving a "this phone will self-destruct in 15 seconds" message!

    If you work for the CIA, do not take company messages while drinking coffee and browsing CDs at the record store.

    1. Re:Coverup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. And I'll also make sure to only post anonymously on /. :)

  8. Other brands of phone - Siemens by Animaether · · Score: 5, Informative

    From a Dutch article*

    A spokeswoman for Siemens said a GSM (cellphone) of the Siemens brand exploded last year in Germany. It concerned a phone that was placed in a carkit. During recharging, the phone had overheated and exploded. Nobody was injured in that incident. The user of the phone had bought the battery at a fleamarket.

    * http://nu.nl/news.jsp?n=193292&c=51

    1. Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens by mindriot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Heise has had an article on this as well. Translation follows.

      Normally, one would only see this kind of stuff happening in rather bad secret agent movies, but now it happened to a woman in Amsterdam: Her cell phone exploded. These news about the exploded mobile phone are likely to disturb many cell phone owners: "Could this happen with my phone too?" In the Netherlands city, the woman's phone had first fallen to the ground. When she turned it on again and held it to her ear, the device exploded and caught fire. The woman suffered minor injuries. Experts, however, see no reason to be concerned: Cell phones explode extremely rarely, according to Bernd Schwencke, head of the cellular phone testing department of the German Quality Testing agency, Stiftung Warentest, in Berlin.

      "Up to now, no such case was known to me," Schwencke notes. According to him, what's unusual about this event in the Netherlands is that the phone did not catch fire during recharging as in previously known cases, but while using the phone. In previous cases where the rare case of a mobile phone catching fire occured, forged batteries were spotted as the cause. This was also the cause when a Siemens phone caught fire during recharging in a car kit. The phone manufacturer was not responsible -- the device was equipped with a bogus battery that was not properly working. "The accumulator had no overcharging protection and simply burst like a balloon filled with too much air," says Stefan Muller, spokesperson for the Siemens mobile phone division in Munich. Unfortunately, the plagiarized products mostly originating from Asia are still a problem, according to Muller. To prevent the use of such "time bombs" in cell phones, the experts advise to only buy batteries in specialized stores instead of flea markets -- even if a manufacturer's logo is on the battery.

    2. Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "A spokeswoman for Siemens said a GSM (cellphone) of the Siemens brand exploded last year in Germany."

      Exploding Siemens?

      Sometimes they make it all too easy...

    3. Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 1
      Spokeswoman?!

      I think women and Siemens don't mix

    4. Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They mix all too well -- I'd bet that after the phone has done its thing, the woman was covered in Siemens.

    5. Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      "A spokeswoman for Siemens said a GSM (cellphone) of the Siemens brand exploded last year in Germany."

      Exploding Siemens?
      Good job this accident didn't happen in their Staines office.

    6. Re:Other brands of phone - Siemens by sharkey · · Score: 1
      "A spokeswoman for Siemens said a GSM (cellphone) of the Siemens brand exploded last year in Germany."

      Exploding Siemens?

      Was she wearing a blue dress?

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  9. Liability. by EvilFrog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While the chances of something like this happening are rather unlikely, it's situations like this that are the reasoning for those "we hold no liability for 3rd party components" disclaimers.

    Still, if this is happening there's obviously some hazardous defects with the batteries, and any responsible battery manufacturer would issue a recall. I remember that Apple had similar problems with some of the old Powerbook models, and they recalled the defective batteries/computers right away.

    1. Re:Liability. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Power supplies, I think. The "Mission Impossible" models.

    2. Re:Liability. by B747SP · · Score: 0
      Still, if this is happening there's obviously some hazardous defects with the batteries

      Still, if this is happening, you're obviously a karma whore trolling to be modded up with an apparently sympathetic-to-the-cause comment.

      Blind Freddie can see that the cellphone manufacturers' marketing departments are putting a FUD-spin on their own manufacturing error, using it as an excuse to scare people into buying their own overpriced accesories.

      It's no different to the printer manufacturers' "may damage your printer or give substandard results". The ONLY thing wrong with third party accessories is that the Original Equipment Manufacturer doesn't make a buck out of it.

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    3. Re:Liability. by timmyf2371 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Can you please provide some links to the articles which show examples of cellphones bursting into flames which have been using the manufacturer's own batteries?

      I'd say that a cellphone bursting into flames is *slightly* more dangerous than a printer cartridge "damaging" a printer, although YMMV.

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    4. Re:Liability. by EvanED · · Score: 1

      "The ONLY thing wrong with third party accessories is that the Original Equipment Manufacturer doesn't make a buck out of it."

      Right, which is why the refilled ink cartriges I used a while ago were as good of quality to the HP ones. The refilled ones didn't have a habit of smearing as they came out, nor did they give a lighter print, nor did the ink in them dry out in the print heads preventing the rest of the ink from being used.

      Or why I've heard of replacement batteries causing cell phones to burn up on two separate occasions (and while I didn't read this particular article, another that was on Fark said it's been known to happen before with 3rd party batteries) and with the manufacturer's batteries... uh... never.

      3rd party things *can* be just as good as the original, and even incidents like the above shouldn't make manufactuers stop allowing them (like Lexmark...). But face it... very often, the 3rd party stuff just isn't as good as the "real thing." Not all of the price overhead is just scalping; you often get a better product.

    5. Re:Liability. by rco3 · · Score: 1

      Or, perhaps, it could be that cheap-assed "bargain" batteries cut corners on the parts of the control circuit which provide temperature feedback to the phone when it's charging... or perhaps there isn't a control circuit at all. Sorta like those cheap laser pointers which don't use current limiting for the laser diode, instead depending on the high series resistance of the little batteries to limit the current. Works most of the time... but how many of those things fail under normal usage, and aren't sent off for repair because a) you can't find the mfg and b) it was only $5 anyway?

      NiMH batteries, for example, are actually rather difficult to charge correctly, especially fast charge. And what about those schmucks who put a Li-Ion battery in a case for a phone whose charger only groks NiMH? "Amazing New Li-Ion Technology! Lasts 3X longer! Smaller! Lighter!" You'd buy it at a flea market, because you don't believe that third party parts CAN be inferior. What happens when it finally fails? Hint: there's probably fire involved.

      Your assertion that "The ONLY thing wrong with third party accessories is that the Original Equipment Manufacturer doesn't make a buck out of it" is probably wrong in this case, and thus a false statement.

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    6. Re:Liability. by EvilFrog · · Score: 1

      You're right, most third party products are great. If you go to Walgreens or Kroger and buy some AA batteries, most of the time they're even actually manufactured by Energizer or Rayovac (I've worked with Rayovac before, so I know this to be a fact).

      On the other hand, some third party products actually are garbage. The original manufacturer has no control over the quality of these products, so why should they be liable?

      I'm just saying that whoever is to blame should do a recall. If it's the manufacturer of the batteries, fine. If it's the manufacturer of the cell phones, fine. Just as long as the flawed product is recalled.

    7. Re:Liability. by op51n · · Score: 1

      Can't say as I've had any problem with any of mine - was always a Motorola owner 'til last month when I needed to replace my Timeport and went for a Sony Ericsson T68i. Haven't even noticed any heat coming off any of them... Powerbooks on the other hand!

    8. Re:Liability. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I bought some GRC ink cartridges at Staples to replace Canon originals. The Canon has a little stainless steel ball in it as part of a conductive path to determine if there's any ink left. The GRC ball is not stainless and rusted.

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    9. Re:Liability. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't recall them because they were never sold. Three Powerbook 5300s caught fire in the lab while the model was being tested with LiIon batteries. This caused them to release that and subsequent models with the older NiMH cells until the overcharge protection circuit for LiIon could be worked out. The batteries with the problem were actually supplied by Sony, which had the same problem in its own labs.

      But yes, this is the same essential issue. Lithium ion batteries are a tricky beast. True lithium polymer cells are supposed to be much safer, though.

    10. Re:Liability. by juhaz · · Score: 1

      any responsible battery manufacturer would issue a recall.

      Problem is, most of the crap like exploding batteries do not come from a manufacturer anyone in their right minds would call responsible.

    11. Re:Liability. by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 1
      "Still, if this is happening there's obviously some hazardous defects with the batteries, "

      If you're that McGuyver character from TV... it would be a feature.

    12. Re:Liability. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky, my refilled ink carts would print fine for awhile, then, after they parked off to the side, would sit there and shit out all the ink i just fed them. Its almost as if the ink wasn't designed for the cartrige... but the package at the dollar store said it would work in ANYTHING! I don't get it!

  10. My Cellphone is Cool....no really. by clifgriffin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I didn't even realize cellphone batteries did get hot.

    My motorola flip phone has never got warm from usse or changing batteries or anything else.

    Get a different phone.

    1. Re:My Cellphone is Cool....no really. by shepd · · Score: 4, Informative

      The battery was shorted out.

      With NiCad batteries, this means several amps of current through a wire mean to handle perhaps .3 amps.

      That means heat.

      It doesn't mean the cellphone will spontaneously set on fire. It will only happen if the phone is damaged to the point the battery is shorted.

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    2. Re:My Cellphone is Cool....no really. by blate · · Score: 3, Informative

      Or the battery shorts out internally, due to shoddy materials/construction. The phone may be in fine working order, but the battery can still short out.

    3. Re:My Cellphone is Cool....no really. by myov · · Score: 1

      My Mot i60 is always warm during charging, or if I'm having a long conversation.

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    4. Re:My Cellphone is Cool....no really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're just fat. Lose some weight, fatty! Run your fat ass around the block a few times.

    5. Re:My Cellphone is Cool....no really. by clifgriffin · · Score: 1

      I have the v60...never noticed this.

      In fact, when I touch it usually feels around 10 degrees cooler then the room.

      My phone is better then your phone. :p

    6. Re:My Cellphone is Cool....no really. by gurumeditationerror · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the handset detected a battery not made by the same manufacturer and shorted it to drain it faster.

  11. Serves them right... by Burpmaster · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd like to see THAT happen in class!

  12. Grr by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody calls me you insensitive clod.

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    1. Re:Grr by BrynM · · Score: 1
      "Nobody calls me you insensitive clod."
      This discussion is about people who are innocently getting hurt and not about your feelings. Stay on topic you insensitive clod!
      :-)
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    2. Re:Grr by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      There is always that chance that you get someone who dials the wrong number.

    3. Re:Grr by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "You're not funny. Actually, you kinda sound like a fag. "

      Last time anybody called me a fag was when I was perched above the flag with a railgun.

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    4. Re:Grr by Puu · · Score: 1

      Still, you can always drop your phone to explode it and get on Slashdot news.

  13. Stupid IP... by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the MPAA out for revenge for the bad text messages reported recently. Watch out, lest your speakers burst into flame for playing illegal .mp3s. I think giving them the ability to light phones ablaze was too big a concesion for them, as punishment just for badmouthing their IP, but IP is IP, right?

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  14. Full power! by ChilyWily · · Score: 5, Informative
    So far I haven't found much info on whether this has happened with other brands of phone, though I do know that my little flip-phone gets very hot when running in analog mode. Perhaps some slashdot readers have had a similar experience?
    Yup, analog transmits its signals at full power compared to other technologies like CDMA which dynamically adjust their power based on various factors (such as the signal to noise ratio, signal strength, how other cellphones in the same area are transmitting etc). More power for the signal requires a faster rate of discharge which translates into a more rapid chemical reaction that produces the heat in the battery. The issue with non-standard batteries (especially the cheap ones) is that they're not rated for the peak power consumption of the 'brand' phones - thus when the phone demands a surge of power for an extended period this stuff is likely to happen.
    1. Re:Full power! by linuxtelephony · · Score: 4, Informative

      Analog does not always transmit at full power. If memory serves there are 7 power levels that are used and the cell sites can tell the phones to step down their power to one of those 7. It all depends on the quality/level of the signal being received by the site. If it isn't that good, the site says turn up the power. Problem with lots of handhelds is that the antennas are in cars or have other obstables to transmit through thus they are told to transmit at the higher power levels.

      Handheld cell phones are limited to somewhere around 0.6 watts. Typically, the newer digital phones (at least from about 3 years ago) would typically have max analog power near 0.5 watts. In digital mode they often can go lower, with CDMA phones transmitting lower still (in theory).

      In this case it would appear the phone was dropped. When the phone was turned back on it suddenly ignited. This would seem to indicate a severe short somewhere, and no safety circuit to cut power in case of short, if any such circuits exist on any batteries to begin with.

      Typically you hear about two kinds of damage to cell phones. The most common I've heard of is batteries catching fire or exploding during the recharge process. And this is perfectly understandable -- feel a battery while it is getting recharged, they can get pretty warm. Some phone batteries would get so warm while inside the phone on the recharger or plugged into a cig. adapter that they would melt the plastic case of phone itself. I know some "rapid" car cig. adapter chargers from phone vendors have special circuits to control the charging, and the generic cheap adapters don't have the same circuit (if at all).

      The other heat related problems I've heard of with cell phones is from extremely long transmissions. Say a handheld phone plugged into a cig adapter and used for 200+ minutes. The transmitter can get pretty warm, and I've heard of some of the smaller/thinner plastic phones (early MicroTAC? don't remember for sure) had plastic melt.

      I've never heard of a phone bursting into flames, melting the case, or otherwise get hot when it was not directly related to recharging or extended use. At least not until now.

      Something had to be pretty severely damaged or there was no safety cut off circuit somewhere to allow a cold phone to burst into flames like that. Sometimes those bargain batteries and accessories aren't such a bargain after all.

      Here's my question. Did she get the battery used in this phone from the same store she got her phone from? I've bought several phones over the years, and the last few years you just about could not find OEM parts, the carrier stores had the cheap stuff there in packaging with their carrier names on it. So, if she bought her phone from a carrier store, and they gave her the battery, then would that carrier assume the liability for this happening, since it was not a Nokia battery involved?

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    2. Re:Full power! by ChilyWily · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Analog does not always transmit at full power.
      hmm...I don't know about that but I'm a bit rusty on my AMPS spec so I'll take your word.
      Handheld cell phones are limited to somewhere around 0.6 watts. Typically, the newer digital phones (at least from about 3 years ago) would typically have max analog power near 0.5 watts. In digital mode they often can go lower, with CDMA phones transmitting lower still (in theory).
      Precisely! CDMA in particular is capable of so low a transmission power that it can be pretty close to the noise floor. Plus, CDMA phones in proximity to each other don't interfere with each other vs. analog phones drive up the noise quite a bit. That was one of the reasons why the early application of CDMA was in the military - the signal could be hidden pretty effectively within the noise floor. All that translates into both lower battery consumption, plus lower overall power disappation - which for the operators translates into more cellphones per cell site..but I digress...analog power levels are far higher than those for the digital varients - in one of my prior jobs, I used to test (digital) cellular network coverage - I can say from experience that analog power levels were consistently cranked way high. In one instance, a particular part of the city was not able to support CDMA calls but analog calls were going on just fine between a certain time each day. It turned out that there was one of those shuttle vans with a broken CB that was flooding the entire band - only analog was high enough to compete with that interference :)
    3. Re:Full power! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in one of my prior jobs, I used to test (digital) cellular network coverage

      "Can you hear me now?"
      "Good!"

      I'm sorry. That just wasn't funny. I'll stop now.

    4. Re:Full power! by arwez · · Score: 1

      The woman got the battery at the store she bought the Nokia, It was a respectible dutch brand store as well. The reseller already has taken all similar batteries off the shelves and is returning them so the supplier. One article I've read about the matter states that the phone was originally sold with this battery and not a Nokia original one.

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  15. Fire Marshall Bill by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

    "Fear not young lovers, I am Fire Marshall Bill Burns and I notice your cell phone is getting a little warm south of the antenna there, son."

    Anyone else here remember Jim Carey at the height of his career?

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    1. Re:Fire Marshall Bill by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      "Let me show ya somethin!"

      Fire Marshall Bill pushes send, and the phone begins to glow. "Like any piece of sofffisticated equipment, care must be taken to ensure proper and long lasting operation!" says Bill, as the phone explodes leaving his face and hand blackened and covered in tiny peices of plastic, LCD glass, and a set of number buttons embedded in his left cheek.

  16. It's not a bug, it's a feature by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently, whoever she was talking to hit the "ignite cellphone" button...

    1. Re:It's not a bug, it's a feature by PzyCrow · · Score: 1

      So, eh... could it be done? Could you trigger a bug in the phone electronics disabling overcurrent controll? Then do something to drain a lot of poer fast?
      And could you do this via some of the communication protocols availible to phones (sms, mms, ems)?

    2. Re:It's not a bug, it's a feature by skogs · · Score: 1
      The bunny The Bunny Oh I love the bunny I don't love my mom or my dad just the bunny...

      Friend...I will be watching you.

      :)

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    3. Re:It's not a bug, it's a feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The bunny The Bunny Oh I love the bunny

      Have you ever noticed how all the really good songs in the Veggie Tales are sung by the bad guys?

      I think it's all part of the Godless Commie conspiracy to sap our purity of essence.

    4. Re:It's not a bug, it's a feature by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Jean Claude: I pity them, Phillippe.
      Phillippe: Mei oui, Jean Claude, mei oui.... Won't you join me in my irrrrrrrrritating little song?
      Jean Claude: It would be an honor!

  17. They aren't kidding.... by cmowire · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I worked with some people who were simulating battery-powered electronics. The program had an error message of "Device is on fire". People would call up the tech support for the simulator and ask what the error message means (perhaps they thought it was like Guru Meditation errors or something equally geek-funny). It meant, literally, that the simulated battery is on fire.

    The battery controller is in the phone, not the battery, so if it doesn't get the battery it expects to get, there's no limit to the pyromaniac fun that can be had. ;)

    1. Re:They aren't kidding.... by symbolset · · Score: 2
      These batteries for these phones are chipped. Wrong chip and the phone discharges the battery, allegedly to protect the user from "substandard offbrand batteries." Thus, you have to buy approved batteries, or the phone catches fire.

      Since the phone is designed this way, the burn victim should be able to recover damages from a manufacturer that designed a phone to explode when the phone does not approve of the battery.

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    2. Re:They aren't kidding.... by j4k3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you do overcharge a Lithium-ION cell or Lithium-Polymer Cell to over 4.2 ~ Volts, you can expect a Lithium bag cell to baloon up then vent poisions, or flame up. If you overcharge a steel, or aluminium cased cell you can blow the case, and explode! Lithium-ION batteries are really fincky they like to be charged under constant current at less than 1C. They also don't like to be discharged over 1C, so if the phone was malfunctioning, and drawing more current than it normally would, that could cause a "FAILURE EVENT", or like you said a battery fire. Laugh.

      The reason I know of all this, is because I fly electric RC planes, and lithium ION cells are the hottest power offerings right now. People charge their packs in FIRE safes if that gives you any indication of Lithium-ION cells volitility.

      Go figure.

    3. Re:They aren't kidding.... by ratfynk · · Score: 1

      I see why my last post on this topic was moded down info smear alert on ./ We have to confirm this about cell phone design. To deliberately sabotage another legal product and create a fire hazard is criminal neglegance causing bodily harm in just about any juristiction I know. Regardless of consumer warnings. Unless you are GM then exploding Chevy pickup trucks is excusable, or Ford Pinto etc, etc, etc. You can bet the cell phone manufacturers will get away with it. Oh well what the hell business sense is there in having a social consious anymore. I think I will go into the firearms manufacturing business, or better still tobacco, or MS software dev, at least then no one will accuse me of hypocrasy. CAVEAT EMPTOR the new Republican buzz word.

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    4. Re:They aren't kidding.... by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Not quite a correct analogy. It's pretty easy to make a battery explode without malicious intent. I have a project that will probably involve rechargable batteries and between that and working with a simulator, I would believe that a battery that the charge controller isn't prepared to accept would explode and catch on fire. You are talking about an astonishing number of joules stored in a pretty small package. All you need to do is not put a temperature sensor in, or put the wrong one in, and that'll do it, which is what some of the news reports seem to indicate.

      If I replace a bunch of parts on my honda's engine with substandard alternative parts, is Honda really responsible if it pukes while I'm driving to work? Not really. If I'm going to put in a non-honda part at least I can make sure that it meets manufacturer's spec.

      In order to make cellphones cheap and inexpensive, you've gotta comprimise. I've done a little bit of analog electronics over time and I started to feel like I knew what I was doing when I said "Yeah, so I should lose at least a volt here, which should give me somewhere around 14 volts"

      Now, don't get me wrong, it's still inexcusable that the cellphone manufacturers are charging such a suckey markup on batteries and accessories. But when they design the charge controller, they are assuming that you are giving them a battery with all of the paramaters where they expect them to be. The only alternative is to loosen the requirements, which means that their phone won't have the same performance as other ones and people will hate it.

      Eventually, batteries will be like the battery in your car, where you can swap them out easier. I was thinking that Li-Ion and NiMH batteries were about as good as they could get, but there are some new batteries that are supposedly better on the way out, so we'll have at least one more cycle in compact batteries. None of the rechargable markets besides the car, other than replacing the lettered cells in personal electronics, have reached enough of a stable point where a group of manufacturers can standardize the battery. The problem is they think they can make some extra ensured cash by locking you in to their batteries.

    5. Re:They aren't kidding.... by ratfynk · · Score: 1

      I got your point my point is that putting a proprietary control ident chip on the battery is not necessary. The older nokia 918s did not. I just took one appart. A simple diode and resistor load signal circuit is all that is needed, not numbered fritz chip style battery ident control function! This rush to use proprietary controls with embeded chips sucks and in this case is stupid and dangerous. If this control device on the phone portion of the device causes the unidentified battery to discharge too fast, as some have come to believe then that is deliberate sabotage of the device. If Nokia and other companies are pulling shit like this then they deserve to be sued by users that get burned. Afterall CAVEAT EMPTOR tactics is piss poor business practice in the long run, just ask the Romans.

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    6. Re:They aren't kidding.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey buddy it's "ion" not "I.O.N." -- no acronym there.

    7. Re:They aren't kidding.... by juhaz · · Score: 1

      I got your point my point is that putting a proprietary control ident chip on the battery is not necessary.

      Yes it is!

      The older nokia 918s did not. I just took one appart. A simple diode and resistor load signal circuit is all that is needed, not numbered fritz chip style battery ident control function!

      Maybe diode and resistor were enough for NiCad batteries that nokia 918 had.

      Li-Ion batteries are the ones that are exploding, and they aren't doing it because of some conspiracy theory identification chip is missing (otherwise they would be blowing all over the place instead of few in a year when something goes wrong), they are doing it because they are damn finicky, and the chip missing is probably control and monitoring circuit that is there to keep temperature and current inside very small tolerances. There are plenty of good and safe 3rd party batteries out there, but if you always buy the cheapest piece of shit you can find, there's nobody but yourself to blame if it doesn't have adequate safety.

      What's next? You start accusing mobo manufacturers about conspiracy when crap Deer etc PSU's fry the whole machine?

  18. Inspired by the Simpson's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my cellphones flaming .

  19. False alarm! by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Relax folks. It was just Chief Quimby delivering an assignment to the Inspector.

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    1. Re:False alarm! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Relax folks. It was just Chief Quimby delivering an assignment to the Inspector."

      Oh man, I can't believe I get that. Not very often you see Inspector Gadget references here!

  20. Quick!-Gas tank. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm wondering. Do you have to hit these phones from behind?

  21. she didnt heard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "this message will self destruct in 3...2...1...grrrr"

  22. think I'll have another glass of Mexican Wine... by normalperson · · Score: 1

    Suddenly the opening line to one of my favorite songs doesn't seem so far fetched.

  23. This brings a whole new meaning by KiwiEngineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    This brings a whole new level to the concept of starting a flame war or having a heated discussion on the phone.

    It also opens up the potential for cellphones to be sold as firestarters for campers outside of the transmission range, a wholly untapped market.

    --
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  24. nokia falls for urban legends by TerraFrost · · Score: 4, Interesting
    cellphones causing fires at the gas pumps may be an urban legend (if you click on the Helpful Links page of the TechTV, you can even read the snopes.com entry for it), but the user guide for the Nokia 3520 phone sure wouldn't have you believing that...

    to quote from page 12...

    Don't use the phone at a refueling point. Don't use near fuel or chemicals.

    here's a pdf of the user guide:
    http://www.nokia.ca/english/products/user_manuals/ 3520.pdf

    1. Re:nokia falls for urban legends by nordicfrost · · Score: 4, Funny
      But on the other side, what kind of consumer goods aiming for the American market todday has any sensible warning labels?


      Glock gun: Point away from face. (Aaahhh. So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong)

    2. Re:nokia falls for urban legends by ColaMan · · Score: 1
      (blockquoted from a site discussing avgas refuelling) :


      Shell have issued a warning about mobile phones - they have reported 3 incidents recently where mobile phones have ignited fumes whilst being answered/ringing during fuel operations:

      1. A phone was placed on the boot lid during refuelling, it rang and the ensuing fire destroyed the car and the pump.

      2. An individual suffered burns to the face when fumes ignited as he answered a call during fuelling.

      3. An individual suffered burns to the thigh and groin as fumes ignited when the phone, which was in his pocket, rang during fuelling.

      Why did it happen?

      It is a misconception that Mobile Phones can't ignite fuel/flames. It is believed that the more modern phones (those that light up when either switched on or when they ring) have enough energy released to provide the spark for ignition.

      Learning Points

      1. Mobile phones should not be used in filling stations

      2. Mobile phones should be turned off before exiting the vehicle when stopping in a filling station.


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    3. Re:nokia falls for urban legends by fermion · · Score: 1
      It may not have happened, but the reality is that it could happen. The phone does have a small power spike when it rings or your turn it on, and the fumes from fueling can be highly combustible. It is really the same reason that the heating fuel companies spend so much money reminding people not to use the phone if they smell a gas leak, but to leave immediately.

      Of course, some cell phone users, those that drive their SUVs at 70 miles an hour while talking on the phone, clearly have no concern for their or others safety, so I am sure such warning fall on many deaf ears.

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    4. Re:nokia falls for urban legends by go-low · · Score: 1

      This isn't an urban legend. It's a matter of liability.

      The chances are that your phone will not cause an explosion, however, your phone is not Ex rated so there is always that possibility.

      I'm not taking any chances though, so I'm gonna get one of these babies:

      http://www.metalmorphic.com/gallery/p01.html

    5. Re:nokia falls for urban legends by class_A · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK, all petrol (gas) stations have warning signs "No Smoking, Switch off Engine, Switch off Mobile Phone"

    6. Re:nokia falls for urban legends by TinheadNed · · Score: 1

      Just as a side note - I worked in a petrol station, and didn't, and still don't believe mobile phones can set off blazing fires just by being used. However my manager did have a story of someone dropping their phone, and the battery pack leaping off (as quite a few phones do, I've noticed), and shorting through some petrol spilt on the ground. I think this particular case was at a station that didn't have the automatic vapour saving devices, so there was a fair bit of petrol vapour around, and it was hot . . .

      It's a shame people were told that mobile phones blow up (petrol stations, gas canisters, whatever) just through The Awesome Power Of Microwaves, as it's discredited all the much more normal ways you can hurt yourself (and others) with the battery pack. (3rd party or genuine)

    7. Re:nokia falls for urban legends by turbod · · Score: 1

      I doubt the urban legend page. Equipment in heavily flammable areas must pass some very rigorous testing to be approved in those areas, as sparks can arise through the _failure_ of the equipment, which is the real danger. It doesn't matter that in normal operation, sparks aren't produced.

      For example, in a mobile phone, there are typically plasma backlight sources used in the phone (or other types of discharge luminance). Also, TFT displays use flourescent tubes (very small ones). The voltages in these subsystems _in_your_phone_ can reach 120 to 260 volts. Add a little humidity to the equation, and you have very real leakage currents in the wiring to the displays in these phones. Leakage current to ground from a unplanned source denotes some ionization, mix in some gas fumes, and you have a recipe for disaster. Not to mention that some phones can use step up converters to drive piezo ringers, etc. Same voltage issues apply...

      There are watches that if they weren't sealed, would not be safe to pump gas with, as they use step up circuitry to drive the piezo speaker and the display backlight (indiglo watches have a very obvious conversion circuit in them - a huge coil and driver transistor, considering the size of the rest of the components on the board).

      Even worse in a mobile, is the source of microwaves (which one poster above actually discounted as being negligible). The microwave transmitter in phones produces energy known to twist the molecular structure of a water molecule (not resonant, water is resonant at around 22GHz, not the 2.4GHz most think). This heats the water in the air. Add in high antenna SWR, and there can be significant energy lost at the amplifier to transmitter connection point that could cause localized ionization of the humidity laden air within the phone.

      Then there are the battery connections between the phone and the battery. I have not scene a phone yet that didn't flex. If you flex a circuit which is pulling a large amount of current, the inductive effects of a loaded circuit being opened, can cause arcing around the battery terminals, only minute arcing one would hope, but arcing none the less, and gasoline is highly reactive.

      So I must say, you can _believe_ what you want, but cell phones are not designed to work in environments with combustible fumes, and you won't catch me talking and refueling.

      TurboD

  25. Lithium Ion batteries and overcurrent protection by freshfromthevat · · Score: 5, Informative

    Many LiOn batteries include built in gas gauging and over current protection. This costs about $1 in parts. Dallas makes some of the gas gauging parts -- DS2438 for instance. The gas gauging component is connected to the telephone via a 1 wire + ground interface. The overcurrent protection circuit is entirely internal. If the clone vendor wanted to save several nickels they could leave out the overcurrent chip and nobody would be the wiser until the battery shorts out.
    The reason the overcurrent protection is built in is because Lithium Ion batteries will reach the flash temperature of plastic if current is drawn from them too fast.
    So... don't rip the plastic off the pack and short them out except by remote control.
    Thankyou.

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  26. My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by wackybrit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps some slashdot readers have had a similar experience?

    Count me in.

    Back in the late Eighties, I bought one of those 'brick' phones. Of course, as was the style at the time they weren't called that, because they just happened to be that size, nothing special.

    As was the style at the time, the phones used ridiculous NiCad batteries for portability -- when you were in the car, they ran off of a device hooked up to the car battery, so you didn't need to wear the batteries out. Unfortunately the NiCad batteries were crap. As you probably already know, NiCad batteries have this really horrible 'memory' effect where if you recharge the battery before it's completely empty, it thinks that where you've just started to recharge it from is the *real* empty.. and it's not.

    I could also only get thirty minutes' talk time out of a full charge, although it'd stay on standby on one charge for about three hours. Considering it took 12 hours to charge the NiCad (overnight charger), this wasn't a great arrangement if you wanted to use the phone while out and about during the daytime.

    At the time, NiMH's weren't available for cell phones, in fact hardly anyone used them at all for anything really. But they delivered better battery life (for the time), didn't have the horrible memory effect, and charged more quickly than the NiCads charged.

    So what I did was buy a second battery from Motorola for the princely sum of $95 (!!! and this was in the Eighties!!), I gutted it, and replaced all of the NiCad cells (yes, those big batteries are just collections of batteries all hooked together - it's not just one giant pool of acid in there..) with approximately 25 regular AA sized NiMH batteries that I bought at some store in a town. And, yes, I made sure the voltages all added up and that the current supply somewhat matched up. So I threw the casing back on the battery, hooked it up, and the phone worked! Talk-time was up to about ninety minutes, standby time was up to SIX hours (!! - I know, this sounds pretty ridiculous by today's standards, but there you go). I was walking on air.

    A week later, I was walking along, cellphone in its case (they were big, so you carried them in things kinda like camera cases - you know, those big Nikon camera bags, that you can get a few lenses in).. phone was on standby,and suddenly BANG, the side casing of the battery ploughed a hole through the bag and fell onto the floor and suddenly all this goop (the battery acid) was running out. I dropped it immediately and battery acid was pouring out everyplace.

    That was some dangerous stuff.

    1. Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Then what happened?

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    2. Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We can't crack heads like we used to, but one way it to tell them stories that don't go anywhere.

      Back in the late Eighties.... yada yada
      As was the style at the time... yada
      I could also only get thirty minutes' talk time out of a full charge...
      At the time, NiMH's weren't available for cell phones... aha
      what I did was buy a second battery from Motorola for the princely sum of $95 (!!! and this was in the Eighties!!)...
      cellphone in its case (they were big, so you carried them in things kinda like camera cases

      Hey how ya doing Grandpa Simpson

    3. Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by brakk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...I bought at some store in a town.

      hmm....

    4. Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by fuzzix · · Score: 3, Funny

      "NiCad batteries have this really horrible 'memory' effect where if you recharge the battery before it's completely empty, it thinks that where you've just started to recharge it from is the *real* empty"

      Whoah... It thinks? This is a major developemnt - I must return to my battery lab!

    5. Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      There was a time that I replaced the cells on nokia with off the shelf radio shack AA. I knew they also sold the offical batteries, but their extra long life AA batteries were rated at a higher mA rating then the stock I do believe.

      I also remember I had a recent gmt motorola cell phone that did take standard rechargable AA batteries, or a slim NiCad pack.

      I never had complex issues with the batteries exploding.

      I suspect that your motorola brick phone solution, or was it bag phone, i'm not sure, but considering you were using 25 AA cells. I'm thinking 8 in series and 3 banks. That is probally your problem right there, the fact that hooking up rechargable batteries in series and parelell is going to be a whole bunch of no fun. In this configeration one bank might be slightly less then another bank, and one battery due to internal resistance will always have a greater load, and before you know it, poof! Though I could be confusing the brick phone with the bag phone.

      Much wiser to go series for NiCads.

      But I did the same thing in the 1980's. Had a friend with a laptop who could choose between the big ass batery pack, or a series of D cells that fit nice and neat in the case. Those radioshack extra long life NiCads worked a hell of alot better then stock. They never went poof!

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    6. Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      ...And then along came Jones...

      http://members.fortunecity.com/fretman/rock/coas te rs.htm#1

      --God I miss that old Looney Tunes LP.

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    7. Re:My story with NiCads and NiMH on my cellphone by lungofish · · Score: 1

      No! Don't go back to the lab! They KNOW!

      Run for your life!

  27. So hang up when your phone is a hot potatoe! by WoTG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Interesting. So, the smart thing to do is hang up your phone when it gets a lot hotter than usual!

    "Sorry, honey, I gotta go. My phone is about to spontaneously combust."

    1. Re: So hang up when your phone is a hot potatoe! by xandroid · · Score: 1

      I'm glad at least one person recognizes the simplicity of the matter...

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  28. Surprised? by heli0 · · Score: 1

    " We later heard she had used a replacement battery"

    I guess that when you buy cheap crap from the Ukraine you get burned, literally.

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  29. Flaming phones don't interest me by karmavore · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like burning the phone bills.

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  30. Lexmark like DMCA enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This happened because she used a battery that was not compatible nor sanctioned by Nokia.

  31. FUD vs. replacement parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this not an obvious barrell of BS?
    What next, is HP going to claim that replacement inkjet cartridges contain asbestos?

    Batteries can overheat and burst if handled incorrectly or if struck by lightning. Nokia is just diverting attention to their own peeve, and spreading FUD in order to make large profits on replacement batteries.

  32. I would pay to see that... by Kirsha · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...at the movie theather. Asshole who doesnt turn off his cellphone, gets a call, answers it and BOOM, the fireworks illuminate the room. Yes, entertainment at its finest!

    1. Re:I would pay to see that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the production company or RIAA would love to have an example on videotape of that.

    2. Re:I would pay to see that... by Thjorska · · Score: 1

      "Shhh! Don't burn during the movie!"

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  33. Sounds suspiciously like FUD to me . . . by mjprobst · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Oh, so this information just came from _somewhere_ and the replacement battery was from a _flea market_?


    I could see this being true, but I could just as easily see it as a story planted by the phone manufacturer for one of two purposes:

    • To keep selling official batteries at higher markup
    • To hide the fact that there's some kind of heat management flaw in the company's product
    1. Re:Sounds suspiciously like FUD to me . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she was using the _OFFICIAL_ battery she would have sued them for _ONE_BILLION_DOLLARS._

  34. LiIon can easily thermal-runaway by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Informative
    For various reasons, these batteries may overheat and catch fire, or even explode!

    Lithium Ion batteries will do this very readily when drained or charged too fast...or if overheated past a certain point under what would otherwise be normal current draw...and it's one of the reasons, for example, Panasonic won't sell me the cells I need to fix my Powerbook G3 Lombard's battery(almost all laptop+camcorder batteries, save the newest, are simply AA-sized LiIon cells in various series+parallel configurations).

    Panasonic won't sell to anyone except a 'certified systems designer' who has signed agreements saying they'll design proper charging and current/temperature limiting circuitry. God forbid you should simply want to fix a battery pack which is no longer made. I suspect they do it mostly to keep battery pack repair impossible and force everyone to simply run right out and drop $50(cell phones) to $300(some laptop batteries). Sound conspiracy-theory ripe? :-)

    LiIon is actually a pretty crappy technology, at least as far as consumers are concerned. Nobody told consumers that for the extra talk minutes they got, their battery will be damn near worthless in a few months if they use their phone a lot...because LiIon looses a staggering amount of its capacity with every charge/discharge cycle- and the deeper the discharge, the more capacity is lost with each cycle. NiMH batteries don't have this problem. Funny thing, eh?

    Even worse, the batteries never get recycled(you think the consumer drives to the town dump and puts the battery in the battery recyling box? Nooooooo), they simply get chucked. There are some really nasty chemicals in LiIon batteries(like just about any battery technology today.)

    By the way, speaking of batteries and the environment, a lot of people have trouble with car batteries and simply buy new ones instead of taking care of their car battery better(granted, car batteries are usually recycled better, because it's easier, and there's a lot of material, but still...) This site covers just about anything you ever wanted to know about lead-acid batteries and how to properly care for them: http://uuhome.de/william.darden/

    1. Re:LiIon can easily thermal-runaway by tinrobot · · Score: 1

      almost all laptop+camcorder batteries, save the newest, are simply AA-sized LiIon cells in various series+parallel configurations

      If that's the case, and Panasonic won't sell you batteries, buy someone else's battery pack, take it apart and resolder the cells into your Powerbook battery pack. Problem solved.

    2. Re:LiIon can easily thermal-runaway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple put Li-Ion batteries into their powerbooks years ago, and they then would catch fire. Lots of people were hurt and apple had to recall like half a million powerbooks.

    3. Re:LiIon can easily thermal-runaway by Ogerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Panasonic won't sell to anyone except a 'certified systems designer' who has signed agreements saying they'll design proper charging and current/temperature limiting circuitry. God forbid you should simply want to fix a battery pack which is no longer made. I suspect they do it mostly to keep battery pack repair impossible and force everyone to simply run right out and drop $50(cell phones) to $300(some laptop batteries). Sound conspiracy-theory ripe? :-)

      It is a conspiracy, flat out. There's no need for theories on the matter. There are plenty of more "dangerous" electronic components made by the same companies that produce LiIon cells (such as large value capacitors, certain transformer types, etc.) that can be purchased without goofy "designer agreements." The only reasonable explanation is some means of trying to control who gets to play in the ridiculous-markup game of aftermarket battery replacements. But all hope is not lost. There are plenty of sources for LiIon cells online for DIY'ers... just not from the original manufacturers (and typically not from the big parts vendors either: Mouser, Digikey, etc.) Probably the cheapest way to get your hands on them is liquidated (new, unused) battery packs from outdated cell phones, laptops, etc. Sometimes you'll also find companies selling or auctioning bulk cells themselves.

      I have taken apart dozens of battery packs of all types and they all use the same handful of standardized solder-tab cell types. Of the LiIon's, perhaps the most popular cell I've run into is the 18650, which is a 5/4-AA size, 3.7v cell. Most standard-size laptop batteries use this cell. Also, many camcorders use them. (the standard capacity battery packs will simply have half as many cells). I know of some camcorder packs that sell in the $50 range with a SINGLE 18650 cell, which can be easily had in the $3-5 range. (I got some from liquidated battery packs for about $2/ea). A typical laptop battery might use 6-8 of them and cost $150-300.

      Oh yeah: as for the gas station / cell phone explosion "myth", there is actually a very very small chance that this could happen. (but not for the bogus reasons specified by the urban legend) If a cell phone was drawing a high enough current and the battery somehow came loose, a very small spark could be generated. Under perfect conditions, this may be enough to ignite gasoline vapors. However, you could say this about any battery operated device. In real life, it has never been a problem. A true hazard at gas stations is the large static discharge possible due to the vehicle building a charge while driving from friction of the rubber wheels. So ideally, the vehicle chassis should be grounded to earth before operating the pump.

    4. Re:LiIon can easily thermal-runaway by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      ...the deeper the discharge, the more capacity is lost with each cycle...

      Does this mean that I shouldn't be letting my phone battery run down as far as possible before I charge it? What is the optimum recharging technique to maximise battery life?

    5. Re:LiIon can easily thermal-runaway by GiMP · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Lombard batteries are hard to find....

      Actually, I just bought one of those and it is pretty shitty. The cells are physically larger than those in Apple's pack which requires them to use a very thin and flexible casing. The top and bottom of the casing are made of plastic inserts which were already peeling off, exposing the battery, when I purchased the thing.

      The advantage is that I have a new battery for only $150.. disadvantage is that I'm afraid of it blowing up.

    6. Re:LiIon can easily thermal-runaway by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      There are plenty of more "dangerous" electronic components made by the same companies that produce LiIon cells (such as large value capacitors, certain transformer types, etc.) that can be purchased without goofy "designer agreements."
      2 things :

      L-I cells are dangerous little buggers. Basically, because of their high capacity & low internal R, they get real hot real quick. They're also prone to thermal runaway - put simply, the hotter they get, the more current they can supply, so they get hotter => little vaguely battery-shaped pod of melted plastic and acidic goop. That's why the manufacturers require proof that the purchasers of individual cells (not packs, which generally have the charge controller built-in) know what they're doing.

      (BTW, you mention "solder tabs" on L-I cells. They're not solder tabs, they're for spot welding or crimping. Remember all those warnings you've seen about being careful when soldering tabs on NiCads or NiMHi cells? Well, it goes double for L-I cells. In fact, JUST DON'T!)

      As for "goofy designer agreements", I'm reminded of the time my organisation tried to buy some v.v.large capacitors (100 FARAD, > 50v) to replace smoothing batteries in high current buck boost power supplies - telecomms stuff, we're talking 1000A @ 50v each here. Anyway, after we tried, we got phone calls from some very suspicious people at ONA/ASIO. Because the primary use for such large capacitors is in nuclear weapons primers, plasma / rail gun research, etc...
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  35. Theaters? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Now if they could just make a device to do this remotely and install it in every theater in America we'd be set.

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  36. Be Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come now, isn't it a little insensitive to have a huge discussion on the sexual orientation of cellphones. I mean, I didn't even realize that's what they meant by phone sex!

  37. Really??? by Mechamse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cheap battery + Expensive Cell phone = little boom!
    Nice. Just goes to show you that price doesn't always mean you should buy it...

    I can see it now...
    Woman sues battery maker for causing personal injury due to defective device. Company not able to pay the settlement, and so gives user a free lifetime supply of (fixed) product...
    Such a dilemma... To use it or not to use it...

  38. Batteries are dangerous if used improperly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I've read about a real case two or three years ago; a woman bought a used cell phone ; the battery was no-brand, and the charger was also not the original one for that model of phone... The battery exploded while recharging. The woman suffered considerable burns - not really severe but enough to leave a few scars.

    It's actually a little bit surprising that it *doesn't* happen more frequently, partly thanks to improving manufacturing techniques. Note that all battery manufacturers use to label batteries about this particular risk, and ask the customer to take care not to recharge batteries with improper equipment. After all batteries are storing anergy, and guess what? It can be released in a nice explosion...

    This problem is one of the risks that electric car manufacturers have to solve; not that fuel-based cars are any safer, but there is much that we are still learning about batteries. We'll probably hear about a few accidents over the next years as electric cars become more common. The explosions in this case - if they ever happen -will be far more dangerous, because car batteries are considerably bigger than cell phone ones...

  39. and in related news ... by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Excerpt from a related story ...

    "John Smith, 45, received minor burns to his hands Thursday evening when his computer suddenly burst into flames. Operating system vendor Microsoft provided a statement, indicating that the cause of the small fire was due to the use of Star Office, a 'non-microsoft brand' product."

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  40. Short.. by neilsly · · Score: 1

    yeap.. it was definately a short in the battery. Back when I was working in the wireless industry I actually saw the plastic on the back of some guys 5120 start to discolor and sort of melt.

  41. why doesnt this happen... by resignator · · Score: 5, Funny

    to the cellphone of that guy that goes around asking,"can you hear me now?" If only life were so sweet.

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  42. Exploding Cell Phones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sounds like a good office prank. :)

  43. Nokia says... by PSaltyDS · · Score: 0

    ...that if you don't buy "Genuine Quality Nokia Batteries", your phone will burst into flames!!! Come'on people, don't we see a little self-serving FUD here? Doesn't Lexmark claim that off-brand ink catridges will make your printer burst into flames?

    BATTERY ERROR! Non-Nokia battery detected! This phone will self-destruct in 10 seconds...9, 8...

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    1. Re:Nokia says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Nokia is not much lying about this, it happened a couple of times in Europe.

      Norway, November 2002 (3310 exploded in classroom)
      Belgium, January 2003 (3310 exploded at home)

      No injuries in both cases.

      http://www.gva.be/dossiers/-g/gsm/binnen22.asp

    2. Re:Nokia says... by toddestan · · Score: 2

      The problem is that many of the 3rd party batteries sold through spam and flea markets cut out the circuitry designed to protect against overheating and gas buildup. Hence, they can explode (though it doesn't seem to happen that often - only a handful of explosions during millions of hours of cell phone use).

      Now I suppose Nokia could go out, and try to purchase examples of all these cheap batteries that have flooded the market, take them apart and test them to see if they are safe. And then they could publish a list of "approved" 3rd party batteries or something like that. It would be simular to how AMD approves cooling fans for their processors. But that would be a major hassle, not to mention impossible given the fly-by-night nature of some of these companies that sell the batteries.

      Or they could just issue a blanket statement saying not to use 3rd party batteries because we can't gaurentee they are safe or will work right with the phone.

      This isn't really the same as Lexmark and their ink. Lexmark is hostile to the 3rd party ink vendors, using tools like the DMCA to try to shut them down. Nokia, on the other hand, seems to take more of a hands-off approach, saying they don't recommend the 3rd party equipment - but as far as I know they haven't tried to shut them down or anything. It's kind of surprising as Lexmark seems motivated only by profit, but for Nokia every time a cell phone blows up and someone gets hurt - Nokia is going to recieve bad press even if the explosion is totally not their fault.

  44. Throw in a RFID tag on the battery... by GrnArmadillo · · Score: 1

    And you could potentially call someone on the phone and then detonate it when they answer. Orwell never had it this easy.....

  45. public service announcement by Corporal+Tunnel · · Score: 1

    People should really wait a while after huffing gas before they use their cell phones.

  46. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    For this very reason, I modded my phone. Phew...

    Ok, here is my rig (Phone):

    I got a small vantec Geforce2 chip fan, and drilled (dremel) a hole on the back of my phone (Sanyo 4900) behind the PCB. The fan was at first glued by superglue, but since this didn't work when temperate went high, I then used a length of duck tape to permantaly bind the fan to the phone.

    But this caused some problems, namly they tape went around the phone, thus the keys were all stuck behind the phone. Thus, I spent an afternoon using a surgical (dont try this at home kids) scalpel to cut out the phone keys from the tape. It worked.

    Now the temp problem was solved, but this fan is loud as hell, I think my next cooling mod would include heat pipes.

    The other mods I've done on my phone (apart from turning the faint red led to bright blue red that shouldnt be shined into eyes ... )...

    Well, my phone is now pimped up in a coat of UV paint, thus if I take it to a club, it's the most attractive thing to chicks who just cant take their hands off my

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um.. what did the ladies touch?

  47. Re:This is Satan... by m_chan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah.. she downloaded a clip from a Madonna song to use as the ringer, and the RIAA is getting REALLY aggressive about protecting their artist's IP.

  48. lithium battery fires by spamchang · · Score: 1

    this was a concern during the solar car rayce this summer. apparently stanford's battery pack had some problems with its battery protection circuits, and there was a fire in the car at some point. bags of ice were later used to keep things cool across arizona. this sounds untenable for cell phones however.

  49. If this really happened, was it an accident? by The+Time+Keeper · · Score: 1
    This (from the article):

    "In all cases it was caused by a replacement battery which was not a Nokia accessory. The manufacturers violated security requirements which should prevent it from heating up after short circuiting, for instance, after it was dropped."

    reminds me of stuff like this( from http://www.bugnet.com/alerts/bugalert_11400.html):

    'According to Netscape, the problem rests not with Communicator but instead with IIS. "What we found is that during the step up handshake IIS violates the SSL [Secure Socket Layer] 3 specification for performing this operation," explained Chris Nalls, senior product manager for client outbound marketing at Netscape. "It sends a request to communicate that's too short, which causes Communicator to crash." '

    Was this truly an accident? Or, is Nokia intentionally "short circuiting" the battery for some reason?

    1. Re:If this really happened, was it an accident? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt it.

      To short the battery from the phone software, you'd need to add a pretty huge transistor/relay/something to run the current through. It's just not feasible with the size of today's phones. Not to mention the insane legal liability they would get by deliberately injuring their customers.

      They are likely being honest. Lithium batteries need good protection circuitry, which is usually built into the pack itself. The cheap replacement probably lacked this protection, or the protection failed due to bad design or cheap components.

      So even if the phone could somehow short the battery, a properly designed battery pack would cut off before something bad happened.

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  50. Gas stations and lithium ... by Magus311X · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First, I saw the "electrostatic discharge" labels at the Mobil pumps today. They've been there a while. For good reason. They wouldn't alter old warning labels and stick them on every pump if there wasn't a reason. Business don't like spending money.

    Gasoline ends in "ne" and have that "eeen" pronunciation to them. Xylene. Benzene. Toluene. All come from crude oil and all have a bloody low flash point.

    Second, lithium batteries have the highest energy to weight ratio, and yes, folks are still careless with them. Most batteries I believe even have a little resistor in them to moderate the output. Lithium is nasty nasty stuff. I don't suppose anyone here remembers when Kodak started pumping out some of the first lithium cells? Guess how they stored them in the warehouse? On METAL shelves! The battery contacts shorted against the metal shelves and you can guess what happened.

    Nasty thing about lithium batts is when they do burn. You essentially need Lithex to put the fire out. Granted you get a warning when something's up. There are sulfur in the batteries as well (a few other things, the mixture is part organic), so you can smell the typical rotten egg smell when the batteries are outgassing. When you smell that -- toss them and RUN. Defense contractors and places working with these things often have bomb blankets and ammo cases around for these suckers for a reason.

    Point? Both of these are dangerous substances, and I wouldn't want to be near them when they start burning together!

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    1. Re:Gas stations and lithium ... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      The military uses a different animal than consumer lithium-ion batteries. The military version has about 10 times the power/weight ratio of the consumer versions, and also 10 times the explosive potential.

      The military used them for about 15 years before they were introduced into civilian use. The delay was not due to classification, but because they were simply too dangerous and unstable.

      After some years, the designers were able to dilute the strength (and volatility) of the cells by a factor of about 10, enough to make them semi-safe for the idiot consumer public.

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    2. Re:Gas stations and lithium ... by kfuq · · Score: 1

      how many digital cameras use lithium-ion batteries ?


      "CLICK!" ... BOOM!

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    3. Re:Gas stations and lithium ... by GoRK · · Score: 1

      Uh.. you seem to be yet another person confusing Lithium cells with Lithium-Ion cells. While it's true that the military did and does still extensively use Lithium power cells for the power density and charge retention, it's not true that there is any difference in between a "military version" and a "consumer version" of lithium cells or lithium-ion cells. Li-Ion will discharge at 1-10% per day! depending on the temperature. It's no good for the army to have to keep recharging the emergency flashlights every three days in the desert just to keep them operational! Lithium batteries have been used in camera systems for decades. The technology was not invented by the military.

      Lithium cells have 3V potential, so they are not ever available in AA 1.5V format, but you can go into any grocery store and buy 3V and 6V Lithium camera batteries and sometimes you can find standard 9V lithium batteries for smoke detectors with the same power density as the good ol' 6V and 12V batteries at your local army surplus store. Lithium batteries; however, are not rechargable and the venerable Li-Ion cells were developed.

      The military has begun using a lot of zinc-air batteries in some applications now due to them being much lighter and very high power single-use batteries. The drawbacks remain that: 1) they need air and 2) Once the reaction starts, it cannot be stopped -- so basically you can't turn the device "off" and then "on" again later -- your battery will no longer be working. Temporary radio beacons, transponders, and repeaters are good applications for zinc-air.

    4. Re:Gas stations and lithium ... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I'm not confused here. I was indeed referring to lithium-ion _rechargable_ cells.

      I know of lithium batteries, and yes they have been around for cameras, etc. since the 70's.

      As for the self-discharge, I think _you're_ confused - you must be thinking of Nickel Metal Hydride (NiMH) batteries, which self-discharge up to 10% per day. Li-ion is more like 5% the 1st day, then 1-2% per day thereafter. I think the spec you are mis-quoting is a self-discharge of 10% _per month_ with Li-Ion.

      Finally, any self-discharge is irrelevant. The rechargeable lamps and radios they carry are sitting in rapid charging adapters in their tents or tanks until they are pulled for use (like police radios) and are thus always "topped off".

      Not only that, but the energy density of the Li-Ion cells allows for the batteries to be made with more overall power capacity (by whatever factor is desired) to compensate for any possible increased losses.

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    5. Re:Gas stations and lithium ... by Dahan · · Score: 1
      Gasoline ends in "ne" and have that "eeen" pronunciation to them. Xylene. Benzene. Toluene. All come from crude oil and all have a bloody low flash point.

      I'm not sure that the English pronunciation of those chemicals have anything to do with their flash points being low :). The "-ene" suffix in chemistry just indicates a double bond. Polystyrene (aka. Styrofoam) ends in "ne" and has that "eeen" pronunciation, but it has a pretty high flash point of around 350 degrees C. Kerosene also fits the pronunciation criteria, but it's not flammable (much to my dismay). It's combustible: the flash point is above 100 degrees F. Pour some kerosene into a small dish and try to light it with a match or a lighter--it won't ignite (unless it's summer and you're in Tucson, Arizona, I guess).

    6. Re:Gas stations and lithium ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  51. Above post by Grandpa Simpson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war; the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

  52. Answer to your question by ehiris · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...cellphone burst into flame...Perhaps some slashdot readers have had a similar experience?"

    Please refer this kind of questions to Darwin Awards

  53. what about regular batteries by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

    This makes me wonder, i recently bought a pack of 20 AA batteries by a small unknown company (can be misleading since the package looks and the name sounds like it is duracell) at a dollar store (yes!!! 20 AA batteries for $1 CDN) ... seems to work fine in my remote control, but im a little worried now

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    1. Re:what about regular batteries by robhancock · · Score: 1

      Non-rechargeable, carbon-zinc or alkaline batteries have much higher internal resistance than most rechargeable batteries (NiCd, NiMH, etc.) This means they can't release energy as fast when short-circuited, so accidental short-circuits are much less likely to cause anything more serious than the battery leaking somewhat corrosive goo. (This is also the same reason they tend to suck in devices like digital cameras, because the device draws power at a high rate, which ends up wasted as heat in the battery.)

    2. Re:what about regular batteries by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Those are just cheap OEM batteries. They are the kind that come with your remote control, and don't last very long.

      They are all over ebay and surplus shops. They are safe. Most likely carbon-zinc.

      It's very difficult to buy loose Lion cells, so if you bought them, it wouldn't be accidental, you'd have to be looking for them most likely.

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    3. Re:what about regular batteries by darc · · Score: 1

      Well, batteries are batteries. Rechargable lithiums are much more volatile than the Alkalines you speak about, so don't worry alot. The danger with lithiums is that they can explode at "low" temperatures.

      Your alkalines maybe will leak, but no ba-boom, unless you set them on fire.

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  54. Just maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    if cellphone manufacturers didnt gouge and rip us off for batteries people wouldnt buy 3rd party and this wouldnt happen.

    usually its cheaper to throw away the phone than replace batteries at their prices

    what next ? printer carts that explode ?

  55. Verizon?? by ewhenn · · Score: 1

    Can you EAR me now?

    Good!

  56. Re:This is Satan... by Stanley+Marlowe · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps it was something like this?

  57. heh by nyet · · Score: 3, Funny

    Stop, drop, and rollover minutes

  58. Cell Phones, a new weapon of terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Alot of these posts are pointing at Lithium Ion and showing ways it can "reach the flash point of plastic if current discharged too fast".

    Does this mean that any lithium ion devices (such as the Tungsten W I just bought) should be banned from airplanes?

    And does the fact that I'm arab, and in fact palestinian, and in possession of a Tungsten W, immediatly make me a threat to national security?

    Interesting... I think I'll go back to paper cups and string :)

    1. Re:Cell Phones, a new weapon of terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, just the fact that you're an arab make you a threat in today's climate! Thank God Ashcroft is protecting us from Americans with different ethnics backgrounds and religious beliefs! (My wife's father is a Muslim... I'm sure that justifies tapping my phones lines!)

    2. Re:Cell Phones, a new weapon of terror by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      (Hey, join /. and get a UID!)

      Your Tungsten W, and most other consumer-grade electronics, are limited on airplanes because of their EM interference, not their (im)possibility of causing things to explode. The inside of an airliner never gets as many fuel fumes as a gas station does--and even at the gas station, you have to be pretty stupid and unlucky to spark an ignition with your cell phone.

      As for being Palestinian--no, you're not automatically a threat to national security. You might automatically be looked at to see if you are, but I was automatically looked at to see if I was a threat to national security when my government-employed father flew me down to buy a van from him. (One way ticket, purchased by someone else, flight had a fair ammount of fuel onboard--damn, I probably set off more red flags that you do.)

    3. Re:Cell Phones, a new weapon of terror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a slashdot user with a UID... I just didn't want the office of homeland security finding me so easily ;))

  59. Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can honestly say that though I've never seen one, I'd be more than willing to spray a thousand gallons of water at say, 300psi through a 1 1/4 nozzel at anyone with a flaming cell phone still being held to their face.

    * Although I did once load a woman with a broken jaw into an ambulance after she wrecked a brand new truck while talking on the phone. Guess what, when we got there, she was STILL TALKING. You must have something important to say to talk on a cell in a busted truck with a busted jaw.

  60. Yes it's only an uban legend... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Until you see it happen right?

    Just like filling up gas containers on the plastic liners of a pickup truck right? *cough* static*cough*

    I've never seen an explosion caused by a cellphone but I've seen vapor ignition caused by a cellphone. Ofcourse in favor of people and their cell phones, it did have a small electrical short in the phone.

    And for those craving more information it wasn't at a gas station, but at a factory plant where everyone carries one of the phone type jobs, some yahoo was filling a machine inside, instead of outside; build up of vapor and poof a rather pretty little lightshow for us all.

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  61. Thanks a lot! by El · · Score: 2, Funny
    Start pointing out that cell phones can easily be made into incendiary devices by shorting out the batteries, and they'll start confiscating them at airport security gates and throwing into the same basket as the fingernail clippers and knitting needles.


    "Stop that man!!! He's got a CELL PHONE hidden in his shoe!!!"

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    1. Re:Thanks a lot! by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 2

      Sweet! I wonder if that might work for theaters, too?

    2. Re:Thanks a lot! by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know it's a joke, but both fingernail clippers (with or without a nail file) and knitting needles are allowed as carry on items on flights.

      Feel free to bring a 12" knitting needle with you, but don't think about bringing a 1" razor blade or a pair of pliers. Beaurocracy at its best.

    3. Re:Thanks a lot! by El · · Score: 1
      I thought knitting needles were banned because the FAA was afraid somebody on the plane might knit an Afghan...


      Over-analyzing jokes somehow does little to improve their entertainment value!

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    4. Re:Thanks a lot! by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      Nice pun.

      I know, I know. I like a good joke as much as the next fella. To be quite honest I feel that some of the restrictions on what you can carry are jokes. Hence the reply. *shrug*

  62. Re:This is Satan... by El · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anybody that uses a Madonna ringtone certainly DESERVES to have their phone burst into flames! Of course, my phone plays Tocatta En Fugue in D Major every time somebody calls, so I probably shouldn't talk...

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  63. Netscape by El · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you crash due to receiving a malformed packet, it's still a serious bug in your software! It doesn't matter whether the packet was intentionally malicious or not. (And yes, I've crashed NT servers by sending them malformed SMB requests.) The cardinal rule in designing packet parsing routines is to assume the sender is malicious and has access to your source!

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    1. Re:Netscape by The+Time+Keeper · · Score: 1

      >"The cardinal rule in designing packet parsing routines is to assume the sender is malicious and has access to your source!"

      Well, I actually apply this "rule" to all interface interactions, not just packet parsing. However, that was not my point. My point was the Micro$oft has a history of such things that usually result in a loss of market share for their competition. And now, it appears that Nokia may be following in Micro$oft's footprints.

  64. You get what you pay for. by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

    That's all I have to say about that.

  65. That's ridiculous... by rune2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In fact I'm using my phone to view Slashdot at this very moment and it's...... #### NO CARRIER ####

  66. Re:This is Satan... by fuzzix · · Score: 0

    We all know the artist's IP. It's 192.168.1.26

  67. It's not just the batteries by VikingBerserker · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was once involved in a similar incident, though the cause wasn't battery related. I was on an away mission, collecting soil samples for later study, when the captain ordered an immediate wide-range phaser volley directly on my communicator's position.

    I never did learn why the order came through, and I spent the next two weeks in sick bay, listening to the doctor tell me how he's "not this" and "not that." At least I got a raise in rank, and a nice blue uniform to replace the scorched red one.

  68. new slogan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can you hear me... OW!!

  69. I read too fast. by Bilange · · Score: 1

    Whoa - I first thought it was written:

    The user of the phone had bought the battery at a flamemarket .

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  70. Re:Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)... by Alien+Being · · Score: 5, Funny

    A guy goes to the doctor with both sides of his face badly burned. The doc asked him what happened. He says he was ironing his clothes when the phone rang and he picked up the hot iron and held it to his head.

    So the doc asks what happened to the other side of his face.

    "I had to call an ambulance."

  71. Judging from... by Exiler · · Score: 1

    Juding from pop culture, as a teen disgruntled with such, the phones.

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  72. I can see it now... by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    April 1, 2012 Today, billions of sell phones spontaneosly combusted after the payload of a "worm" was devlivered.

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  73. Is There Any Way... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 3, Informative

    To get them to do this on command?? Perfect for rude users in theaters, restaraunts, etc! Use the detonate destination feature :)

    I do commercial radio repairs for a living so I may have a little insight here.

    First, let me say that the heat generated by the phones while transmitting in analog mode is due to heat generated by the RF power amplifier IC Module in the phone. It is the most power-consuming part of the phone, followed by battery recharging and backlight hi-voltage power supplies. Hand held cell handsets are usually power limited to 300 mW max. The old Motorola Shoe Phones used to put out 3W of power max. (!) before the cell tower infrastructure was sufficiently built up to not need those levels of power.

    But anyway, the battery only gets hot while charging. If it gets hot during discharge, it's under a serious over-current situation that is a "Bad Thing" and would never be designed as such. The only situation like that I've ever heard of is with some R/C racing cars that have special hi-temperature battery packs that are specifically designed to deliver high current into a near-short circuit condition. And they don't last very long in that sort of service!

    Finally, about the urban legend - there actually may be something to it. I know that Motorola Handie-Talkies are sold in what the call "Intrinsically Safe" versions, that are for use in mines, and explosive atmospheres (chemical spills, fires, etc.)

    All of the contacts and switches inside the radio are not hermetically sealed, and even the tiny arcs they make at 5-7 volts are enough to detonate an explosive atmosphere. So they make the radios with something like a tire valve at the bottom, and positively pressurize the radio to +1 atmosphere with nitrogen. These radios and their batteries are marked with green dots, and have an MSA (Mine Safety Associates) approval sticker on them.

    To the extent that gas fumes are explosive in the air while refueling a vehicle, if the radio isn't an intrinsically safe one, the possibilty of detonation exists. Probably it would only happen from switch contact closure, if you were talking and not dialing or opening/closing the phone by the pump, then nothing would be likely to happen.

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    1. Re:Is There Any Way... by Tech · · Score: 1

      I would have thought that arcing from the starter motor and electrical devices under the bonnet/hood would have a far greater risk than the vague threat of a spark jumping the several microns between the contacts of a microswitch in a cellphone.

      Fortunately they don't insist that we push our cars to a safe distance before starting them. Yet.

    2. Re:Is There Any Way... by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

      Well, if you do what the sticker on the pump says, and turn off the car while fueling, by the time you get back in, the wind will have carried the fumes away. Contrast this with the Celluloid Moron standing right over the filler neck with the pump handle in one hand and the cellphone in the other, directly in the stream of fumes.

      The thing about intrinsically safe radios is really true, though, they probably wouldn't let you start your car down in a mine shaft!

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  74. Power = power by nonameisgood · · Score: 1

    You refer to ERP (effective radiated power) at less than 6/10 W. The power consumed is way more. Don't get me to lying about how much, but it's an easy equation (battery capacity/time to consume). All of the heat you feel, the lighting, etc all has to come out of the battery.

    These batteries are primarily lithium-based...all it takes is a little air (read "oxydizer") getting into the battery, reaching the metallic lithium, and fire or explosion is possible.

    We had begun research into producing our own lithium-based cells when I was at AT&T - the fire hazard of the lithium during manufacturing was a major hurdle.

    Just guessing, but a broken battery case and resulting air infiltration may be to blame.

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  75. That'll teach her... by musicscene · · Score: 1

    ... to drive and chat on the damned thing.

    Let this be a lesson to you.

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  76. Bang?! Not good.... Not unexpected but not good... by TygerFish · · Score: 1

    This nasty incident has interesting things to say about current-day capitalism.

    With all the pressure to make things better and faster by exploiting cheaper labor and vast international differentials in labor and environmental laws, capitalism has created a situation that makes the event described seem a lot less like news.

    With Globalization in place, Asian companies are getting a lot of exposure to cutting-edge technology in an industrial wild-west setting in which you find companies manufacturing items involving more and more complex/precise technologies engineered by companies that are very concerned by the prospect of facing class-action suits for personal injury that might eliminate their profits from even a stellar project.

    This wild-west aspect comes from having large fish working alongside small fish in tight spaces. Back-alley manufactures are bound to do some cheating: it's hard to imagine having a bunch of intelligent, underpaid, job-hungry workers with health-problems being very good for industrial security and the results show up in the decades-old, made-in-Asia black-market for counterfeit products of all kinds from fake Levi's jeans to unlicensed, ultra-cheap component electronics and 'fly-by-night,' or 'botchitt-and-scarper' operations remove the fear of lawsuits from cutting corners when working with potentially shrapnel-producing battery chemistries.

    Oddly enough, this isn't the only such incident seen on Slashdot recently. The current story only attracts more attention because of the spectacular personal injury factor.

    Some months ago, Slashdot carried a story on some capacitors which caused problems that brought about a motherboard recall. They were all the result of Chinese industrial espionage of Japanese processes leading first one company and then others to misunderstand how to make an advanced electrolyte compound.

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  77. Audiovox CDM8200 overheat by sshore · · Score: 1

    I've noticed that every once in a while, my phone will heat up to uncomfortable temps while talking. The heat seems to come from the phone itself, not the battery - from the front side of the phone, near the lcd. The phone is in digital mode when it happens.

    Now I know y'all like speculating, so - what would cause this? Has anyone else had similar experience with factory-original phones?

    1. Re:Audiovox CDM8200 overheat by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      It's probably the phones RF output device getting hot.
      As the RF stage is the main device consuming power in your phone, and it's not 100% efficient , a certain amount of energy will be dissipated as heat.

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      There is a lot of hype here.
    2. Re:Audiovox CDM8200 overheat by sshore · · Score: 1

      As the RF stage is the main device consuming power in your phone, and it's not 100% efficient , a certain amount of energy will be dissipated as heat.

      That sounds plausible. What's not clear is why it only overheats once in, say, a month. There's no noticeable heat from it at any other time.

  78. Aug 22 23:04:35 nokia kernel: cell0 on fire by Adam9 · · Score: 1

    We've gone from printers to cell phones!

    Here is an explanation of the original lp0 on fire message.

    1. Re:Aug 22 23:04:35 nokia kernel: cell0 on fire by dotgain · · Score: 1

      And I can't believe they took it out, just so as not to confuse noobs. I mean come on, it's in the FAQ! Now there's no point in it being in the FAQ because it's not in the kernel!

  79. dell laptop batteries have done the same thing by FuzzyFurB · · Score: 2, Informative

    a few years ago Dell recalled a number of laptop batteries due to similar concerns. This problem is most definately not limited to cell phones. :)

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  80. Danger Will! by smatt-man · · Score: 1

    So, first they cause tumors in pigs, now they're flamming, what's next, herpies?

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  81. I gotta stop carrying my phone in my front pocket by whorfin · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all

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  82. What REALLY Happened by stangbat · · Score: 1

    I'll try and summarize what has been stated correctly by others here.

    Cell phones causing fires at gas pumps is an urban legend. See snopes.com

    1. Re:What REALLY Happened by stangbat · · Score: 1

      Sorry, hit the submit button accidently.

      Cell phones causing fires at gas pumps is an urban legend.
      http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

      Rechargable batteries have a very low internal resistance and will dump tons of current very quickly when shorted out. If a poorly constructed battery pack without the necessary overcurrent safeguards is dropped and happens to short out, it is certainly feasible that it could start a fire (as evidently happened here).

      Unfortunately the Nokia spokesman's statement comes across a shameless self promotion, but there is some truth to it.

  83. Re:This is Satan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIAA in old R`lyeh lang means "REALLY BAD BAD DAEMON"
    Where's V of Victory when we need him?

  84. hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't that kinda like "you get what you pay for" ?

  85. Flaimbait??? by clifgriffin · · Score: 1

    Geez. I made a comment. I said I'd never heard of a such a thing and maybe...just maybe...they needed to switch phones to avoid it.

    1. Re:Flaimbait??? by dotgain · · Score: 1
      Read your comment again, there was no maybe about it. While I don't entirely agree with "Flamebait" mod, I certainly can't see your comment getting modded UP.

      Sure you've never heard of such a thing. Great, if only every slashdotter commented on things they haven't heard of if only to say "gee I haven't heard of that".

      Comments like this are a good candidate for the "overrated" mod. It indemnifies the modder of any "unfair" m2'ing, while knocking your "contribution" down where it belongs.

      In turn, I'll get a flamebait for pointing this out to you, but I don't give a fuck. In the words of many before me: "Suck it up, bitch".

    2. Re:Flaimbait??? by clifgriffin · · Score: 1

      I didn't want a mod up, but I didn't see any reason to get classified as flaming.

  86. a little hot? try exploding! by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You guys and your girly tales of excessive charge rates and wisps of smoke ...

    Those of us salivating all over the Samsung SPH-i500 PalmPDA/phone (units of which finally started trickling to market 3 weeks ago) have been hearing for weeks of the travails of this guy who's modded his to add Bluetooth and maybe more.

    "I decided to build the sled out of the extended battery. Initially, I was planning on making the standard battery fit inside the extended case, but then I got a first hand lesson in the volitile nature of li-ion batteries. After the 2 FOOT FLAME, which looked like a smoke flare going off, this MESS is what was left of the battery ... What caused that? Believe it or not, it was LIGHTLY nicking it with the tip of my jewlers screwdriver! It doesn't take much."

    http://i500.nopdesign.com/hw/ifire.jpg

    The complete story is here; the flames start on page 2.

    "Hello, Samsung? I would like 1000 units of your new Lithium-Ion bomb phone please. Do you ship to Chechnya?"

  87. There ARE documented cases... by mightymik2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lithium batts can catch fire if overcharged, and can explode if shorted. I know of one guy whowas charging a lithium pack, and at some point the charger reset (power glitch?), and when it did, it set the cell count WRONG. this caused a garage fire. Newer cells will overheat and 'puff up', rather than explode, but if you use Li cells, you need to ba familiar with what you are doing. I think most of the dangers are lessened, and most of these accidents can be chocked up to not advanced enough technology. There are guys getting 20+ minute flights on model helis using Li batts.

  88. For crying out loud! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    SHE DROPPED THE FUCKING PHONE!!!



    What's next? Articles about how someone cut themselves on broken glass after dropping a bottle?!?

  89. false labelling? by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    It seems that warnings that are false should not be used; if most warnings do not mean anything, then people will become indifferent to warnings.

    I was just looking over one of my favorite model train manufacturer's web page and found a mention that the Proposition 65 warning is nearly moot.

    At any rate, warnings don't seem to have hindered alcohol consumption or smoking...

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  90. Nokia is Swedish for God of Hell by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    Yeah my work phone, a Nokia 3285, gets very warm when used a lot even in digital areas but especially in analog mode...then again so do I ;-P

    1. Re:Nokia is Swedish for God of Hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I guess Ericsson is Finnish for God of Gay Design? And perchance Motorola is Japanese for something?

      (Nokia is Finnish, you insensitive clod. Sure all of them are fine phones.)

  91. Just like ink jet printers cartrage suicide chip! by ratfynk · · Score: 2

    'Do not use non proprietary hardware we have ways to get even!' When will this 'by using non-proprietary hardware overcharging shit hit the fan'. Someone is going to get seriously hurt by this manufacturing sabotage bullshit. Then who do you sue the cell phone manufacture for sabotaging the battery or the company that tried to create a compatable product. I have boycotted proprietary hardware/software and hope we responsible /.ers can start something like a ANTI DELIBERATE INCOMPATABILITY PROPRIETARY SOFTWARE and HARDWARE INFORMATION TRANSFER SITE or (AntiDIP-SHITS) to increase consumer awareness about this kind of bullshit. Ralph Nader on steroids. The sooner the better.

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  92. Marketing by taped2thedesk · · Score: 1
    This could be a great marketing ploy... think about it's application to computing:

    WARNING: Using non-OEM print cartridges may result in a really, really big explosion. You'll be set on fire, and the heat will give you very nasty burns.

  93. U.S. Navy by Detritus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I believe the U.S. Navy prohibited the use of lithium batteries due to safety concerns. Later this was relaxed to allow their use if stringent engineering and safety standards were followed. See NAVSEA S9310-AQ-SAF-010.

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  94. Non-Nokia batteries by Lord+Grey · · Score: 1
    I just finished reading Bruce Schneier's new book, Beyond Fear, and he made a comment about Nokia phones. I don't have the quote handy, but Schneier described a "feature" in Nokia phones where they pulled maximum power if they detected a non-Nokia battery installed. Presumably this is to make customers believe that these batteries have shorter lifespans and therefore push everyone into buying only Nokia batteries.

    Does anyone have any additional information on this? If true, could it be related to this fire incident?

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  95. Never.. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

    have any of my cell phones gotten warm on any occasion. I'd be concerned if I could notice extra heat being generated. So far though, I've only owned a Samsung SPH-N300 (Sprint, CDMA), a T68i (GSM, AT&T) and a Nokia 3650 (GSM, AT&T). None have ever felt warm to the touch unless warmed by external sources.

    My 12" PowerBook on the other hand is always warm :)

  96. Um, no. by mbessey · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Powerbooks with the defective batteries were the 5300 series. The laptops were recalled before they went into volume production. No customers were harmed by these laptops. The details of this event are easily available online. Google for "Powerbook 5300 fire"

    -Mark

  97. Gas Pump - Drop phone - spark - boom - by cowlum1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I used to work in a Gas Station. Sparks where the reason phones are not permitted on the premises. Its the same reason you cant leave your car idling there. I know everybody ignores it. I do.

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  98. Oh Lord . . . by jhylkema · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bless this thy Holy Hand Phone of Antioch, that with it thou may burnest thy faces of thine enemies into little tiny bits, in thy mercy.

  99. It can happen by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1, Informative

    Gasoline fumes are almost as flammable as natural gas. While this isn't as much of an issue in Oregon where they have trained people pumping gas (and thus not spilling it everywhere and keeping fumes down to a minimum), it doesn't change the fact it's just plain stupid to pump gas while running the engine or using a cellphone, two-way radio or smoke in a gas station. Police will give you a ticket for even trying if they see you doing it here, and gas stations won't serve you if you are. Self-service is banned in Oregon for fire prevention and air quality reasons, so if you piss off the station, no fuel for you.

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  100. Re:This is Satan... by xandroid · · Score: 1

    No, Tocatta's proably in the public domain by now...

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  101. How it happens by luzrek · · Score: 0
    The mechanism for the exploding cell-phone batteries is most likely the same mechanism for exploding car batteries. Namely, electricity can cause the oxygen and hydrogen in water to dissociate. When this happens, if they hydrogen and oxygen mixture cannot escape, the pressure and the stored energy in the gases builds up. Eventually, there is a spark, or a pop (and then maybe a spark) which causes the battery to explode and then the hydrogen/oxygen mixture burns.

    The solution....Don't use lead-acid batteries (or others containing water) in cell phones.

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    1. Re:How it happens by tsa · · Score: 1

      This can also happen with NiMe-H batteries. They also generate hydrogen when charged. There is a pressure vent in these batteries that starts leaking when the pressure gets too high. I can imagine this happens when the battery gets hot.

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    2. Re:How it happens by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      The solution....Don't use lead-acid batteries (or others containing water) in cell phones.

      I don't believe I've ever seen a lead acid battery used in a cell phone. Generally they're using somewhat more advanced technologies like Lithium.

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  102. It happened before here in Italy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on february 2003 a man was injuried by the explosion of his Nokia cellphone battery pack.
    In the articles I found there's no mention about the batteries manufacturer (they were not the
    original Nokia ones though), however the most widely known replacement batteries in Italy are
    made by "Cellular Line".

    Yuck! ..I have one of these in my Nokia phone.

  103. Re:This is Satan... by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 0

    Damn, I am found out, I was trying to dial McBride.

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  104. Re:Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)... by ralfg33k · · Score: 3, Funny

    C'mon.....finish the job:

    Doc: So, why is the first side burned twice as badly as the second side?

    BBQ guy: Right after I hung up from talking to 911, the first caller called back.

    [ba-da-BOOM!] Thank you very much...I'm here 'till Sunday.

  105. Big-Name-Brand Agitation? by rakslice · · Score: 1

    I imagine that if and when a battery from insert-big-cellphone-manufacturer-here lights someone's phone on fire, they slap down a large NDA-required settlement offer so fast that people can hear the sonic boom for miles around.

  106. I just took an old one apart. for the hell of it. by ratfynk · · Score: 1
    Here is the scoop.

    Just as an exercise in curiosity I took apart an old 1997 Nokia 918 nicad battery There are no chips in the design. Funny the thing I got out when some of the other guys using newer lion powered shit couldn't. I used to work isolated in the North of BC and that old Nokia was great hands down it beat the newer models. My conclusion is, on this model the cell phone controls the charge and there is no way for it to tell between batteries unless the wiring and simple component values are completely wrong. The circuit is just a resistor and diode design and would be no problem to clone safely at all. I cannot speak for the newer lion high power user hyped out mega watt shit though.

    So now they might very well be using control chips on the battery that talk back to the charging chips on the phone itself. This makes a lot of sense if you want to screw the users into having to use your battery or risk catastrophic failures.

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  107. Phone on overload by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen...it sounds like a cellphone on overload! RUN!

  108. Physics of Shorted Batteries. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 3, Informative

    The mechanism for the exploding cell-phone batteries is most likely the same mechanism for exploding car batteries. Namely, electricity can cause the oxygen and hydrogen in water to dissociate. When this happens, if they hydrogen and oxygen mixture cannot escape, the pressure and the stored energy in the gases builds up. Eventually, there is a spark, or a pop (and then maybe a spark) which causes the battery to explode and then the hydrogen/oxygen mixture burns.

    I think you're overcomplicating things.

    Take a piece of wire. Wrap it in plastic. Use it to short out a freshly-charged Ni-Cd, NiMH, lead-acid or Li-ion battery. Flames.

    Any power source - battery, power supply, whatever - capable of good current can heat a piece of wire enough to cause ignition. Think of the wires in your toaster.

    This is not like the old carbon-zinc Eveready "cat of 9 lives" batteries you'd short out when you were a kid. These actually have lots of stored energy and very little internal resistance to limit the short circuit current.

    The problem now is that modern battery technology which gives us long cellphone and PDA charge times also means that we're carrying around a lot of chemical energy in our pockets, and any failure which results in a short circuit across the batteries will generate a lot of heat and potentially ignite plastic housings.

    Never mind that as you increase the energy density of a battery, you must - by the very nature of electrochemical cells - be increasing the reactiveness (ie. toxicity and danger) of the chemicals used to make the battery.

    If you think this is fun, just wait until we have electric cars! Think gasoline is nasty stuff? (I can't wait to say, "I told you so!".)

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    1. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any practical electric car will use fuel cells anyway, so told who so?

    2. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "think of the wires in your toaster."

      > Think of the children!

    3. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha,

      I raced a solar car this summer with 30kg of Li Polymer batteries. These things are so safe that even a full short circuit only causes them to heat up a few degrees. The most danger is in the wires/insulation catching fire. Lithium ions are a different story. If a car-sized pack manages to catch fire, there's nothing that can put it out. Besides putting out highly toxic HF gas, it gets so hot that you can only hope to contain it with sand and then run. The danger is the concentration of the heat from 500 cells creating an uncontrolled reaction
      Small electronics still have such small cells and so few of them that the chemical danger is minimal. There's not enough heat available to make a fire likely. Her fire was probably caused in the wiring.

    4. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the early 80's, I was in the Navy attending a school in Orlando. We were warned not to carry the NiCad battery packs for our calculators in our pockets.

      It seemed that an earlier student had done just that, but they were also carrying coins/keys in the same pocket. The metalic items shorted out the battery, and the student got burned.

      Moral of the story: If a battery pack comes with a terminal cover, use it.

    5. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      "If you think this is fun, just wait until we have electric cars! Think gasoline is nasty stuff? (I can't wait to say, "I told you so!".)"

      i think using gasoline means our continued dependence on fossil fuels. if batteries are dangerous in an accident, then we must find a way to make them safe, not use it as an excuse to keep burning gas.

      if you don't like electricity as a solution, how about offering a positive alternative? instead of waiting around to laugh at people if your worse case scenario comes true.

      hey, he's running IIS guys. i guess that explains it. you think gasoline is dangerous, try running Windows!

    6. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      i think using gasoline means our continued dependence on fossil fuels. if batteries are dangerous in an accident, then we must find a way to make them safe, not use it as an excuse to keep burning gas.

      Except that when you start talking about the generation and distribution systems required to charge all the batteries in electric cars, the combined inefficiencies are greater than those of gasoline powered cars... never mind the safety.

      What fuel are you going to burn to generate the electricity to charge all those electric cars? Forget wind and solar, they're not practical yet and possibly never will be.

      Think of what will happen when 10 million Los Angeles commuters plug in their electric cars each night...

      if you don't like electricity as a solution, how about offering a positive alternative? instead of waiting around to laugh at people if your worse case scenario comes true.

      Actually, I won't be laughing if my electric bill goes up to $0.75 per kWh because demand from charging electric cars out-strips supply, nor will I be laughing when I get sprayed with the electrolyte from the ruptured batteries of an electric car which hits me.

      We do have a solution which is far more practical and safe, but which is either ignored or maligned by environmentalists. Grow genetically-engineered corn and process it to produce methanol (alcohol). It's a liquid fuel (easier to contain than gases and therefore safer, also can be handled with existing infrastructure) which will require little work to retrofit existing cars to use. While the corn is growing it would strip x mols of CO2 from the atmosphere and when the fuel is burned it would produce x mols of CO2, so there would be no net increase in CO2. And alcohol is a great fuel for internal combustion engines. It's cleaner than gasoline in terms of other pollutants, producing only some NOx (inherently unstable in our atmosphere) at the temperatures and pressures inside an engine's cylinders. Oil companies embrace it - let's face it, they don't care what they're pumping as long as they make a profit on it.

      Why don't we have it? Well, for one thing, you have all the people running around freaking out about genetically modified plants. The other problem is the same left-wing zealots who want electric cars (without looking at the problem of the power requirements) start jumping up and down screaming that "you can't feed cars while there are children starving in Somalia!". (Sexual restraint is the solution to that one, and I ain't talking about leather fetishists.)

      hey, he's running IIS guys.

      I am? That's news to me! Someone must have broken my house, upgraded my webserver's hardware and then installed Windows on it! I'd call the police, but if the hardware is nice, I'll just quietly format the drive and stick OpenBSD on it.

      i guess that explains it. you think gasoline is dangerous, try running Windows!

      Tell me about it. At the height of Code Red, I was getting about 3000 hits per day from infected Windows webservers.

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    7. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      your biggest misconception is that electric cars still need to be charged. they do not. the gas electric hybrids for sale today charge themselves as they drive. no network of charging stations needed at all. go to your local honda or toyota dealership, or do a little research dude.

      as far as alchohol for the gas part of the hybrid engine from corn grown here, sounds great. i would want to see how it compares to a diesel hybrid burning vegetable oil(this can already be done and is in practice), but i'm up for it. and the same farmers can grow the corn that produces this oil.

      but as for genetically enigineering plants. this is just the same "we want it now, f*ck the consequences, we'll worry about them later" mentality that got us into the fossil fuel fiasco.
      until we can say for certain that there will be no ill effects, we shouldn't go messing with nature. they have actually engineered pesticides that reside within plants and invade cell of pests. what happens when, once out in nature, they mutate like things in nature do, and start attacking other cells?

      why do we need to genetically engineer corn to produce the alcohol needed anyway? you didn't explain that.

      love the anti-environmentalist attitude. yeah, those people who think we should actually make a sacrifice to stem the effects of pollution are just wackos. don't they know that we should be able to do whatever we want unchecked by common sense and good judgement? voted for that idiot Bush, didn't you? i could tell.

      as for the IIS thing, i was going by your sig.

    8. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1

      geezus, i re-read your stuff on electric cars.
      my god man, those things haven't been true since the 70s.
      this level of misinformation is why Bush keeps getting elected and enviromentalists have such a bad rap.
      i love how you completely disallow for any technology improvements in batteries while getting completely behind the advances that would allow you to keep driving your muscle car. that is so self-serving.

    9. Re:Physics of Shorted Batteries. by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

      geezus, i re-read your stuff on electric cars. my god man, those things haven't been true since the 70s.

      What things?

      1. Electric cars need to be charged. Unlike what you said in a previous post, hybrid cars are not electric; hybrid technology is merely a way of incrementally increasing the gas mileage provided by a fossil-fuel powered engine. The energy which runs a hybrid car comes from the gasoline you pump into the tank; the energy which runs an electric car comes from the coal or nuclear power plant which powers your wall socket.
      2. Lots of things have changed since the 1970s (before you were born, judging from your apparent knowledge and exceedingly good grammar), but the laws of physics haven't. Batteries store electrical energy in chemical form. The more electrical energy you have per unit volume, the more chemical energy you have per unit volume. More chemical energy = stronger acids, greater electronegativities, greater electron affinities = more nasty toxic chemicals. Tear apart the Li-ion battery in a Honda Civic hybrid and rub the lithium in your face if you don't believe me.
      this level of misinformation is why Bush keeps getting elected and enviromentalists have such a bad rap.

      Bush wasn't elected by the people, he's only president because of an arcane mechanism (Electoral College) and Ralph Nader splitting the Democratic vote. Personally, I despise and detest Bush only slightly less than I hate Nader, but I'm comforted to know that slightly more reasonable people like Colin Powell and Don Rumsfeld are actually running the country.

      I'm guessing that you're in high school. I would bet money that you have no scientific or engineering education whatsoever. Your parents are baby-boomers, and you've grown up never wanting anything; with your Gen-Y idealism, you're going to defy all the laws of the universe to make the world a better place.

      If I'm wrong, you'll be able to answer a very simple question to prove it. This question is fair game in some high school classes and is a mandatory part of the curriculum for *all* college or university science, medicine, economics, math or engineering courses. So now, good sir, I challenge you to demonstrate any scientific education: What is d/dx of e^(2x)?

      i love how you completely disallow for any technology improvements in batteries while getting completely behind the advances that would allow you to keep driving your muscle car.

      Well, unless the laws of physics change, batteries will only become more potentially lethal as they pack greater energy densities.

      As for driving my musclecar, yeah. I love cars. I'm sure, with my qualifications, that I would be better suited to be hot-rodding electric or hybrid cars than conventional cars. But I don't, not because electric cars can't be quick, but because they're not the best technology for the task at hand.

      Similarly, musclecar guys aren't especially concerned about gasoline. If all I wanted was performance and power, I'd be jumping up and down looking forward to the mass-adoption of hydrogen as a fuel. If hydrogen were offered as an automotive fuel, it wouldn't take long before some company was out there making retrofit kits to run your old musclecar on hydrogen instead of gasoline - hydrogen is a *much* better fuel than gasoline, producing tens of times more power per cubic inch of engine displacement.

      Why don't I like hydrogen, then? Because it seeps through cast iron tanks, and burns so hot that you can't see it. Its flashpoint is very low. Its heat output is unparalleled. It would be an extremely dangerous substance to carry around in pressurized tanks on a car. And it still has to come from somewhere; it takes the same energy to break water down as you get from burning hyrdrogen in oxygen, so the net effect is that it's simply an extremely dangerous energy storage device.

      that is so self-serving.

      No. Being brainwashed by your upbringing into believing that all environmentalists are good or even know what they're talking about, and then convincing yourself that you're A Good Person because you recycle your shopping bags while your gas lawnmower needs an air filter and a spark plug, now that's self-serving.

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  109. typical question for an american! by dido · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...So, if she bought her phone from a carrier store, and they gave her the battery, then would that carrier assume the liability for this happening, since it was not a Nokia battery involved?

    First thing that enters people's minds out there... Liability! As they say, America is a nation of lawyers and order. Fortunately, the woman's Dutch, and the fact that the burns were superficial should ensure that nothing of that sort is going to happen. She'll probably just buy a new phone and get on with her life. Only buying original accessories for her new phone, I trust.

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    1. Re:typical question for an american! by linuxtelephony · · Score: 1

      Sadly your correct, and I just went and proved it.

      My question was not meant for personal injury, but more in the context of equipment damage and warranties.

      If the battery were provided by Nokia, and this happened, then Nokia would be one to cover the damage under their warranty under its terms.

      If the battery was provided by the store that sold the phone (as indicated in another reply), then she should be able to get a new phone from the store without having to pay for it.

      If she bought the battery at a third location, or even a flea market, then she'll end up having to pay for another phone herself or attempt to get that third party to cover the costs.

      I was not referring to lawsuit for personal injury or other punitive measures, though you could not tell that by my original comment.

      Typically, I find most carrier stores (not all, I have had the pleasure of dealing with a couple of good stores/carriers that knew how to take care of their customer -- a rarity today) are pure retail: "Sorry, your not eligible for a discounted phone for another 8 months, your welcome to buy any phone here at full price if your phone is not working."

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  110. Yes, It is true by Delifisek · · Score: 1

    I don't remember exact time (I think its last year) 2 cell phone explode in Turkey. One of them cuts owner fingers.

    Cell phone batteries explodes because of the miss assembled battery packs.

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  111. Re:Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)... by Plac3bo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    mod this guy up also....adds an extra chuckle to that ALREADY funny joke...

  112. Would that make my Nextel...... by cebarro · · Score: 1

    ......a Flaming Mo?

  113. Great Flaming Cell Phones Batman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great Flaming Cell Phones Batman!!!

  114. Of course you need to use there batteries! by Type-R · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else have visions of Gillete speaking up as well? If you don't use our replacement heads for the razors, you run the risk of your face catching fire!!! :)

    To be slightly fair to Nokia, I understand they can/will only ceritfy with some brands of batteries..

  115. Put this guy on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" by Azethoth666 · · Score: 1

    They will toss everything except your already correctly accessorized cell.

  116. One reason for exploding. by Fizzl · · Score: 1

    Something I happen to know...

    I can imagine the battery exploding because it heats significantly in operation. There are actually valves in official batterys to exhaust the excess pressure.

    However, in this case that doesn't seem to be the case.
    Apparently the lady dropped the battery. A shock can cause the tiny li-ion cell to short.
    Or conduct from wrong place, causing short when operated. Official batterys are guarded against accident's like this even if the cells are damaged.

    Just take their word when they say you really should use only approved batterys.

  117. Verizon Sales Rep by morin'stal · · Score: 1

    Here's my little tid bit for this topic. I've been working for a privately owned Verizon Wireless store location for over a year, on and off. So it's really been about two years now since I've been dealing with the owner. Never have I heard of a cell phone catching fire or exploding. Yes, the battery does get warm in analog areas. Here's the reason why. When cellular service was first created it was made with an analog network, which is what land line phones run off. The old analog 'brick phones' run off copper batteries. The newer batteries are lithium ion; they are designed for digital phones in a digital network. When you go into a rural area and your phone slips into analog the phone needs to work a bit more to keep itself on that network. It's a secondary network for the phone, it going to make the phone work a bit more to retain the signal. So it drains the battery twice as fast. Which means the battery isn't doing what it was made for and gets warm. Sometimes a little hot but never burning to the touch. Now my viewpoint on cell phones overheating and catching fire is due to someone's stupidity. Seriously. I've had customers come into the store with burning hot phones because they leave them over the vent in their car instead of in their pocket and then turn on the heat. I can understand how a battery not created by the manufacture is not going to perform as smoothly but the batteries are tested, they are meant to be safe. It's not going to explode unless you do something really stupid with it. Now I understand that many of you are aware that intelligence is lacking in this world, yet you'd be utterly surprised at how many people completely destroy their cell phones. Plus there is the fact that if someone does something wrong with the phone they usually aren't going to admit to it. They try to write it off as a manufacture defect so they can get money back and their medical expenses paid for. Maybe there may be a few rare cases of a cellphone catching fire. Though it wouldn't have to apply to just the battery, it's electronics. It's faulty, and the older it gets the more fragile it becomes. However, for all of you reading this I doubt you'd have to worry. You're reading Slashdot after all. News for Nerds, the more intelligent flock of the human race. You're not going to be careless with your cellphone. It's your nifty toy, you don't mistreat it. So continue your every day geeky life worry free. Your cellphone isn't going to blow up in the middle of a call. And well, if for some reason it does, you can't come back to me and tell me I was wrong as you most likely would be among the dead or at least incapable of speaking. (Oh, and just for a bit of company pride, Verizon Wireless was rated #1 in customer sercive and our new two way system Push to Talk is very nifty.) Hoped this helped clear up a few things for those of you worried. Have any more questions? Just respond to my post and I'll be happy to supply answers. Take care. Treat your cell phones right. Be the happy geeks you all are. ~Morin'stal

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  118. you get a warning when something's up by Azethoth666 · · Score: 1

    "... typical rotten egg smell."

    Heh, and here I thought battery packs start emitting an increasingly high pitched sound before detonating.

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  119. Finally a cell phone for Munroe and Rip Taylor by vaylen · · Score: 1

    I can only imagine what the "flaming cell phone" looks like, but I figure it must be easy to accesorise with. Now the likes of Charles Nelson Reily, Divine and JM J Bullock can have a cell phone that emphasizes their unique charm. No longer will Harvey Firestein or RuPaul have to settle for a boring grey Nokia. It's too bad that Liberace will miss out on a phone that would have gone smashingly with his mink furs. With shows like "Queer Eye", "Queer as Folk" and "Sesame Street" making gay mainstream, it's only fitting they have their own phone to put on "vibrate".

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  120. It definitely can happen. by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1
    I had an aftermarket lithium ion pack for my Nokia phone. The pack had a clear housing rather than opaque, but I bought it only due to it being less expensive than the Nokia pack.

    One day I met a friend for lunch, and he said that he'd tried to call me but reached my voice mail. I pulled the phone out of my pocket and discovered it was dead. A glance at the battery showed that there had apparently been a short circuit in the pack that burned insulation on wiring and vaporized a small piece of the wiring. It was close to one of the actual lithium-ion celss, so I am very lucky that the cell did not catch fire in my pocket.

    I don't know for a fact that the official Nokia packs are any better engineered than the aftermarket once. But I was very disturbed that the pack did not contain a fuse in series with the cells to avoid this type of problem. Burning lithium cells are very dangerous.

    I wish I'd taken photos of the burned pack, but I didn't yet have a digital camera at the time, and it didn't seem important enough to justify buying a disposable camera.

  121. Bad design hits wallet too... by lent · · Score: 2, Informative
    Yup, things go boom. Apple powerbook laptops suffered from this as did recent Dell laptops. But for Dell the problem grew and grew and grew.

    But do you think they put millions into battery design? Maybe they should...


    Interestingly the documents p.23 of 35 in pdf seem to show Dell shelling out a $30 coupon to each owner of the flaming laptop batteries and more to the flaming lawyers...
    Dell agrees to pay, subject to the Court's approval, and not to oppose any application for or award by the Court to Class Counsel of attorneys' fees, together with costs and expenses up to $1,750,000 (One Million Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars) ("Attorneys' Fees and Expenses"). The Parties agree that no award greater than that amount shall be requested or made. This amount is in addition to and separate from all other consideration and remedies paid to and available to the Settlement Class.
    Perhaps this explains Panasonic's reluctance to sell dangerous batteries to "just anyone"... :-)
  122. Shockingly Hot by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 1

    I read an article a year or two ago about a guy here in Japan who was shocked by the phone in his shirt pocket when his sweat seaped in. There are tales about how the electro magnetic field can cause pace makers to malfunction. Well, this is a a way that these phones can cause a heart attack, which it did, if I remember correctly. Needless to say, I won't carry mine in a pocket.

  123. Flamming Batteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it is true! ive bought one of those cheap batteries for a siemens and it heats A LOT!!

  124. Retard. by gt25500 · · Score: 1

    The incident, which occurred Tuesday, happened after the woman dropped her phone in a music store in central Amsterdam. It caught fire when she picked it up and switched it back on, a police spokesman said.

    I don't know about you guys... but... I don't mess with electronics after they've caught on fire... Especially when it's strapped to a battery with acid that could make face look something like Michael Jackson...

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    1. Re:Retard. by gt25500 · · Score: 1

      Oh fuck. I'm the retard. I wish I could edit/delete my retarded posts... *Reads sentence again and again trying to make it sound like it did the first time around* Crappy as phonics for neegroes

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  125. Ring Tone by Puu · · Score: 1

    3. An individual suffered burns to the thigh and groin as fumes ignited when the phone, which was in his pocket, rang during fuelling.

    While a tragic incident, I cannot help imagining his ring tone was "Great Balls Of Fire".

  126. Ni MH Batteries also overheat whilst charging. by warewolfsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ni MH Batteries also overheat whilst charging.

    When NiMH batteries first apeared we who used them commercially had to purchase all new chargers for them. The batteries have a nasty habit of overheating whilst charging, the chargers have a built in thermistor system to cut off the charging current if this occures.

    As someone pointed out in an earlier post, if aftermarket manufacturers want to save a few cents then............

  127. IP infringement by twoslice · · Score: 1

    Moe files a lawsuit...

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  128. Exploding Siemens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exploding Siemens?

    Yes, you'd be really fucked if this happened to you..

    1. Re:Exploding Siemens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry I'm from germany and this leaves me puzzling..
      Is there a pun with Siemens and exploding?

    2. Re:Exploding Siemens? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Is there a pun with Siemens and exploding?"

      "Siemen" sounds like "semen." I think you can figure out the rest on your own.

  129. Ring Ring... Boom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Urban myth territory recently covered in the Australian media: http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s9118 63.htm

  130. Adobe cars with Fuel Cells by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Any practical electric car will use fuel cells anyway, so told who so?

    And the fuel cells do what with fuel? Provide a large power supply with little internal resistance, as is required to run the large loads of electric motors to drive the wheels. What do *you* think will happen when the wires or bus bars between the fuel cells and anything else get crimped during a car accident?

    Never mind that fuel cells run on combustible fuel which must be brought into close proximity to the soon-to-be-glowing-red-hot output terminals of the car accident fuel cell. At least in conventional cars, the only statistically significant source of fuel ignition is sparking from randomly bent metal scraping on asphalt. Of course, you'll still have that, too - unless your fuel cell car is an Adobe. (Old SNL reference, all you Gen-Y types won't get it.)

    Of course, this means that fuel cells will actually be practical. Given the notorious sensitivity of their osmotic membranes the sort of fuel contamination which passes right through most filtration devices, I can't imagine that you'll be filling your car up off too many gas station tanks.

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    1. Re:Adobe cars with Fuel Cells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wha? With Toonces as my co-pilot, what could possibly go wrong?

    2. Re:Adobe cars with Fuel Cells by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      what a putz. in a pathetic attemp to hold on to your gas guzzling manhood, you are willing to sacrifice the environment.

      well don't worry too much. i think that if most production cars are electric fuel cell hybrids, the occasional muscle car won't do that much damage. it, or fossil fuel burning cars in general, just can't be the norm.

      i'd like to say that i own a Mopar(2002 Dodge Intrepid) and like a little power in my car. but i would rather just drive it on the weekends and evenings, and have a good public transportation system(like Europe) to take to work. or have a muscle car in the garage, and a fuel cell car to do my work drive.

      if both public transportation and fuel efficient cars become more prevelant, more powerful versions of these engines will be developed and eventually change the future of hot rodding anyway.

  131. Re:This is Satan... by NoMaster · · Score: 1

    Mine plays the "Imperial March" from Star Wars. Customers look at me funny when it goes off. I find their lack of faith disturbing...

    (But it beats the looks I used to get when it played the theme from "Leisure Suit Larry" ;-)

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  132. Why people risk this by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
    It's 60-70UKP for a replacement battery from the phone maker. Clone batteries are about 20UKP. I've had no problem with mine - it lasts just as long as the original and doesn't get hot.

    Most people in the UK actually replace their phone at least once a year, either because they get a free upgrade from the network in return for signing a new 12 month contract, or simply because of fashion. The dead battery issue rarely arises!

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  133. Hoax? by xmedh02 · · Score: 1

    Don't know about exploding batteries, but exploding gas stations are certainly a hoax:

    http://www.snopes.com/autos/hazards/gasvapor.asp

    1. Re:Hoax? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is true, then why is every petrol station in Australia covered in signs telling you to "Turn of your Engine and Mobile Phone before exiting your car". And also, why does my Nokia 8250 manual (which I have in front of me right now) say, and I quote:
      "Switch off your phone when in any area with a potentially explosive atmosphere.." and later, "Users are advised to switch off the phone when at a refueling point (service station)"

      and it goes on.. And I would also have to wonder why phone manufacturers make phones that are "safe" for potentially explosive atmospheres, especially if there is nothing to this story. While Snopes may be correct in saying that there have been no reliable incidents of this occuring, it doesn't mean it is impossible.

  134. Y'all should watch Media Watch :) by danwarne · · Score: 1

    Australia's fantastic Media Watch TV program did an investigative piece on all the stories about mobile phones blowing up at gas pumps. They found that all stories were based on urban legend, and that journalists had fed off other hoax stories published. Gas companies had even published brochures (that they later withdrew) citing cases where poor motorists had been burned to a crisp while using their mobile phone at the gas pump. The fact of the matter was there simply were NO cases worldwide where a mobile phone had triggered an explosion. Here's a transcript of the story.

  135. It has happend (in Norway) :-) by hansiboy · · Score: 1

    Unfortunatly the article is in norvegian.

    (He _was_ using an unoriginal battery too)

    Appearantly the explosion was powerful enough to make shrapnel put marks in the ceiling :) however he threw the phone on the floor when it started smoking, so noone was hurt.

  136. Pinch of salt. by fondue · · Score: 1

    Nokia are of course going to jump all over something like this, seeing as they make a staggeringly huge profit on their own-brand batteries and peripherals.

    It's like third party PlayStation memory cards - maybe some really cheap ones are unreliable, but Sony would have you believe that in 99% of cases if it doesn't have an official logo then it'll burn down your house.

    (P.S. You can put your phone into *analog* mode?! Maybe you should get a camera peripheral to share your cave paintings with friends. ;)

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  137. Darwin Awards Quote: by Lispy · · Score: 1

    Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C. Awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

  138. PSST! by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
    Wanna buy a hot phone?

    Buy it quick, or the offer goes up in smoke!

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  139. Personal Experience by thedbp · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I've had no trouble at all with my cell phone. In fact, I'm talking on it right now as I type, and its working great. Cool, strong signal, not a problem to repo----
    OH MY GOD!#&*($&!#$ MY FACE!&#$()!# IT BURNS@&#*$)! OH JESUS GOD MY HAND IS ON FIRE TOO!#&*$()! CALL FOR HELP PLEASE SOMEONE MY HAIR JUST CAUGHT TOO#&*$()! OH MY GOOOOOOD!&*#$#!&*)$&*!#()

  140. weird timing by Darth_brooks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I picked up my nokia 6150 yesterday after leaving it on the charger over night. By morning (on from 12am to 6:30am) it was too hot to touch, and now it won't turn on.

    It's been charged longer with no ill effects, and it's using the original Nokia battery.

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  141. Well I never thought they would go that far by Thiarna · · Score: 1

    I know many manufacturers do their best to stop third party parts or consumables from working, but I've never heard of a product that attempts to set the unauthorized parts on fire..

  142. No accident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This clearly was an assasination attempt by the US Government.

  143. Re:Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)... by sharkey · · Score: 1

    How did Helen Keller burn her ear?

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  144. Toonces, the driving cat by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 1

    Wha? With Toonces as my co-pilot, what could possibly go wrong?

    Ugh. Yeah. I'd forgotten about that particular nightmare. That was horrible.

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  145. Boom? by Eviscero · · Score: 1

    Oh... non-manufacturer batteries are bad for the phone? And silly me thought that having a RF transmitter by my skull didnt send RF into the brain doing who knows what....

    Regards, we will all use our cellphones as they will (along with a pack-a-day smoking habit) will undoubtably remove the last 10 (albeit, diaper wearing) years off our lives.

    Where do i sign?

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  146. Re:Hell, I'm on the fire brigade -- (volunteer)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and why don't blind people skydive? (It scares the shit out of thier dogs)

  147. This happened to my spouse's relative by prudek · · Score: 1

    This story is probably true. The same thing happened to my spouse's relative. It was a Nokia, and the batteries were some cheap kind, wildly marketed here in Czech republic. The burns were minor but definitely required medical care. The shock was, of course immense.