Nice to see... No, Nice to hear that Linux audio is finally coming of age. Maybe now I can finally hear what people are saying on a DVD movie.
On the other hand, thanks to crappy Linux sound, millions of people have learned to read lips and find out what people are really saying about them. Now they can hear the disses in surround sound - in addition to seeing the middle finger!
After a bit of thought (.0001 seconds) I conclude that the only way a robot could traverse the distance sucessfully, is if its mode of transportation was flight.
If it took to the roads it would not last a minute, especially with those California drivers who go postal. and although the contest is not in any "offical" redneck part of the country, but it is common knowledge that rednecks can be found anywhere. So, I won't even fathom to guess what a redneck would do to one of these robots if they found one on the road. but I am willing to bet Jeff Foxworthy would know...
Hey guys! It is really a full-motion magicEye and if you squint your eyes it will come into focus -- A resume of Bernard Shifman, in an apparent attempt to spam the 4th dimension.
I was liberally paraphrasing. I know Donkey said onions stink. MySQL does not stink it just lacks certain features.
As far as the saying goes like stink, it means to go really fast.
Let me explain, you and a friend are sitting opposite each other in a large warehouse about 500 ft apart, you smell an awful smell and then you hear the fart that your friend just cranked out his butt that caused the stench. The smell arrived faster than the sound waves that carried the sound of the fart to your ears! Hence, goes like stink!
This conversation happend centuries ago and continues on today apparently...
Shrek: MySQL is like onions Donkey: Ya mean it has layers? Shrek: No Donkey! I mean it goes like stink! really fast but limited flavours Donkey: Not everyone likes onions, I think MySQL is like cake, lots of flavours and everyone likes to eat cake! Shrek: MySQL is not like cake, it is like an onion! Donkey: Well what about Postgres? Postgres is like a cake... Shrek: Yes Donkey, Postgres is like a cake, but MySQL is definitely an Onion...
1. It makes you look so knowledgeable to end-lusers when you miraculously get their system to boot by ejecting the non-system boot floppy that was left in their drive.
2. When you want to boot a mini-Linux kernel on your Windoze system to see what a real operating systems can do
3. How in the world would I restore my multiple zip disk backup that I did in the 80's when it was all the rage?
4. When you want to upgrade your systems BIOS and it requires a Floppy to do it.
5. What in the world would I do with the +1200 AOL floppy disks that I have collected?
6. Making duplicate boot floppy for my dufus co-worker who, if I gave him my original, I would never see it again?
7. Microsoft's certificate authority which tells you to use a Floppy disk to store the key on? (now that is just whack!)
8. You take away the ability to recover your forgotten admin password easily!
9. When you want to send a pron image to your buddy and don't want that snoopy sysadmin telling the boss.
10. When you HDD goes kablouie you can still recover with a boot floppy and FDISK
Finally! Sientific pruf that me sucky windows computer is the fiend behind me bad grammmer, atrocoius speling, and my woeful lack of productivity in my office - Cruft Force 5.
It is a good thing that my is boss is an el' cheapo. His computer is on Cruft force 10 and refuses to repalce it. So with mine at Cruft Force 5 I look like an absolute genius to him!
Morse code was invented eons ago and was one of the first communications methods which ran over copper (or maybe it was "hey Watson my pants are on fire!). We keep on trying to get faster and faster signals down a crappy medium. Why??? Fibre is a much better medium for transmitting data over much longer distances.
I just wished the PC architecture would be able to keep up with the fibre transmission speeds. Copper in the PC vs fibre on the network and the bottleneck will always be the copper in the PC.
My TV set was acting all weird this evening and it was picking up some wierd signals when all of a sudden I saw on my TV set what looked to me like a resume of one Bernard Shifman.
Let's see, Haggis, Bagpipes and where men wear tartan skirts... Only an alien would be attracted to that wierd shit! or some faggot with no taste, no hearing who has come out of the closet...
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Nice to see... No, Nice to hear that Linux audio is finally coming of age. Maybe now I can finally hear what people are saying on a DVD movie.
On the other hand, thanks to crappy Linux sound, millions of people have learned to read lips and find out what people are really saying about them. Now they can hear the disses in surround sound - in addition to seeing the middle finger!
Eukreka! I have finally figured out this piece of Micro$haft code. take a look....
//collect alot of $$$ from support calls
HoursUptime=Rand(3)
If SystemRunTime == HoursUptime Goto Hell;
Hell:
Call ClearScreen(blue);
Call DumpRandomBytesToScreen();
Call FreezeOver;
Halt
After a bit of thought (.0001 seconds) I conclude that the only way a robot could traverse the distance sucessfully, is if its mode of transportation was flight.
If it took to the roads it would not last a minute, especially with those California drivers who go postal. and although the contest is not in any "offical" redneck part of the country, but it is common knowledge that rednecks can be found anywhere. So, I won't even fathom to guess what a redneck would do to one of these robots if they found one on the road. but I am willing to bet Jeff Foxworthy would know...
Hey guys! It is really a full-motion magicEye and if you squint your eyes it will come into focus -- A resume of Bernard Shifman, in an apparent attempt to spam the 4th dimension.
I was liberally paraphrasing. I know Donkey said onions stink. MySQL does not stink it just lacks certain features.
As far as the saying goes like stink, it means to go really fast.
Let me explain, you and a friend are sitting opposite each other in a large warehouse about 500 ft apart, you smell an awful smell and then you hear the fart that your friend just cranked out his butt that caused the stench. The smell arrived faster than the sound waves that carried the sound of the fart to your ears! Hence, goes like stink!
so there you have it...
This conversation happend centuries ago and continues on today apparently...
Shrek: MySQL is like onions
Donkey: Ya mean it has layers?
Shrek: No Donkey! I mean it goes like stink! really fast but limited flavours
Donkey: Not everyone likes onions, I think MySQL is like cake, lots of flavours and everyone likes to eat cake!
Shrek: MySQL is not like cake, it is like an onion!
Donkey: Well what about Postgres? Postgres is like a cake...
Shrek: Yes Donkey, Postgres is like a cake, but MySQL is definitely an Onion...
1. It makes you look so knowledgeable to end-lusers when you miraculously get their system to boot by ejecting the non-system boot floppy that was left in their drive.
2. When you want to boot a mini-Linux kernel on your Windoze system to see what a real operating systems can do
3. How in the world would I restore my multiple zip disk backup that I did in the 80's when it was all the rage?
4. When you want to upgrade your systems BIOS and it requires a Floppy to do it.
5. What in the world would I do with the +1200 AOL floppy disks that I have collected?
6. Making duplicate boot floppy for my dufus co-worker who, if I gave him my original, I would never see it again?
7. Microsoft's certificate authority which tells you to use a Floppy disk to store the key on? (now that is just whack!)
8. You take away the ability to recover your forgotten admin password easily!
9. When you want to send a pron image to your buddy and don't want that snoopy sysadmin telling the boss.
10. When you HDD goes kablouie you can still recover with a boot floppy and FDISK
Finally! Sientific pruf that me sucky windows computer is the fiend behind me bad grammmer, atrocoius speling, and my woeful lack of productivity in my office - Cruft Force 5.
It is a good thing that my is boss is an el' cheapo. His computer is on Cruft force 10 and refuses to repalce it. So with mine at Cruft Force 5 I look like an absolute genius to him!
screw the web, I'm tired of using Microsoft Internet Exploder and Netscape Complicator...
I believe the proper browser slur would be Nutscrape...
The MS Support phone number is supposed to spell out 1-800 GO-WEB-TV but it can also spell...
1-800-HI-WEB-TV when the user is on IRC
or if the user has been watching porn...
1-800-HO-WEB-TV
Alright everyone who visited the Blender3d site just now fork over a buck to the FreeBlenderFund!
If everyone did that (as I am sure everyone did), I am willing to bet that the fund would be way over 100K Euros, way over...
My buck is on its way...
If you improved your keyboarding skills you might have a chance...
and by the way the word is lose (loose rhymes with goose)
I suck so bad at Quake2 that now even a blind person can beat me handily. Before this the odds were pretty much even.
It was an attempt at humour! as in sarcasm??? and by the way the line was damn funny!
It probably has something to do with someone getting caught by a car rental company who clearly does not support the GPL concept.
The GPL of car rental:
1. Rent a car for free
2. Take a test drive to anywhere you want to go.
3. Make some modifications to it like you owned it as long as you document what you did and told everyone who will listen.
4. you thought that water would lubricate better than oil so you drained the crankcase and filled it with water
5. you thought that the tires would roll better with 200PSI of pressure in them
6. might be a good idea to put some sugar in the gas tank for added oomph
7. painted half of the car red and the other half chartruse because it would look really cool in your opinion
8. put a new licence plate on it that says M$Sucks
9. you bring it back to the rental car company with a list of your modifications that should be implemented in all of their future car rentals.
10. The car rental company thanks you profusely for your work and you vehemently oppose all monetary payment for your services.
Morse code was invented eons ago and was one of the first communications methods which ran over copper (or maybe it was "hey Watson my pants are on fire!). We keep on trying to get faster and faster signals down a crappy medium. Why??? Fibre is a much better medium for transmitting data over much longer distances.
.-- --- ... .-.. .. -.-. .
I just wished the PC architecture would be able to keep up with the fibre transmission speeds. Copper in the PC vs fibre on the network and the bottleneck will always be the copper in the PC.
My 0.02 worth...
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"Poor Serena, all alone in that chamber. Now comes the evil modder and adds some liquid nitrogen (not really but bare with me here)."
I may bare with Serena but certainly not you dude!
This is too funny! you just can't make this shit up, you just can't...
"Estimating the Size/Cost of Linux"
Let see now: the size is five letters (thank god I don't have to use my other hand!) and the cost is of course "Free" (look ma... no hands!)
I saw Danish and Deep linking and I thought it was an article describing an orgy in Denmark that CmdrTaco attended...
Codeweavers (Booth 1289)
Does Microsoft feel that they are their greatest threat or is this just a conspiracy theory???
Are you sure the plural is not LEGOES??? look at the word potato and the plural potatoes...
Now don't have a hissy fit I like teasing whiners...
My TV set was acting all weird this evening and it was picking up some wierd signals when all of a sudden I saw on my TV set what looked to me like a resume of one Bernard Shifman.
Go figure...
Let's see, Haggis, Bagpipes and where men wear tartan skirts...
Only an alien would be attracted to that wierd shit! or some faggot with no taste, no hearing who has come out of the closet...
640Kb ought to be enough for anybody
- Bill Gates, 1981
Why do people insist on typing MUAHAHAHA (ad infinitum) after their post? Do they really think it is funny or are they just goofed on skunk weed?
Oh, and while I am burning up the Karma.
Loose rhymes with GOOSE! it is Lose as in when you lost somthing...
Ok, I am sane again now, you can stop slapping me....