User: twoslice

Re:Where do I get the decoder ring?

On: Crack the Code and Win a Million Bucks

Don't forget to drink your ovaltine....

I'll be willing to bet...

On: Space Tug to Save the Hubble?

that this guy can do it faster better cheaper....

I would LOVE to see that!.

On: SCO Wants to License Europe

it's going to screw McBride.

Russia is the name of my very large 140lb male Bloodhound....

That's funny....

On: Open Source in Government: Newport News, Va.

Something's gotta give, and it's going to be the aging software infrastructure in our towns and cities.

I thought it was Jack Nicholson...

Not really....

On: The Uncertain Promise of Utility Computing

Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

Linux.

Re:Uh no sirree bob....

On: Yahoo and Unilateral Anti-Spam Technology?

Anyone can google - I like to go ogle...

Re:Uh no sirree bob....

On: Yahoo and Unilateral Anti-Spam Technology?

Well sometimes Victoria Secret spam piques my interest....

Uh no sirree bob....

On: Yahoo and Unilateral Anti-Spam Technology?

Spam is a SOCIAL problem

Spam is not a social problem, a spammer is a social problem. Sort of like an alcoholic being a social problem at a wedding - not the alcohol.

wow...

On: Core PHP Programming

Looks like somebody else got screwed with this book too...

I agree with the parent - One big paper weight...

something is....

On: FreeBSD 5.2 Released

seriously out of whack with the universe. Not a single *BSD is dying/dead post.

Hey!

On: Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue

and one of a mussel adhering to a sheet of Teflon.

That's my dinner!

I have to ask...

On: Microsoft Extends Win98/SE Support

Say Bill, your last name wouldn't be Gates would it?

That should be...

On: 2003: Year of Apache

(putting SCO aside)

(punting SCO ass-side).

Makes you wonder

On: 2003: Year of Apache

People don't generally switch web servers just for the heck of it. Obviously, there must be something seriously wrong with IIS to make people switch - I wonder what that could be...

I hope they have lots of batteries...

On: When Geeks Go Camping

"It is pitch black, you are likely to be eaten by a grue"

Re:they shit in the woods..

On: When Geeks Go Camping

Here is the link for those geeks who have never gone camping...

Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Comma, Cameleon

On: Colorization of Mars Images?

How, many, commas, can, we, get, in, a, story,...

Note to spammers...

On: 4GB HD in Under an Inch

werwerf really needs to see those penis enhancement ads...

to state the obvious...

On: Did SCO Actually Buy What it Thought?

With all that legal mumbo-jumbo that goes in to a contract, is it little surprize that SCO , never really understood what they are buying ?

what the LARGE print giveth the fine print taketh away....

64mb of RAM is oodles?

On: Xgrid Clustering Software and Demo

- oodles of RAM (64 minimum).

He forgot the EX at the end - as in Exabyte

Re:Hmmm

On: Paul Mockapetris On The Future of DNS

Yeah, especially when China is coming out with their Domein system and over 50% of the DNS entries are Wong...

Umm....

On: First High-Res Color Photos from Mars

Beagle2...

Not a fake!

On: First High-Res Color Photos from Mars

I need alittle help. Who can tell me where in Utah this picture was faked by the liberal space establishment?

I think I see Beagle2 - or what's left of it...

Why?

On: High Definition Radio is Here

Yay, HD radio . . . wait, why do we want this again?

so the people who think that ripping a song involves a microphone and a radio can get good quality rips....

I prefer Clusterknopix

On: Knoppix Tips and Tricks

ClusterKnoppix is Knoppix on steroids. Instant OpenMosix cluster using PXE network boot for clients.