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The Uncertain Promise of Utility Computing

icke writes "A quick overview of where the Economist thinks we are with the The Next Big Thing, also known as Stuff that doesn't work yet. Quoting: 'It is increasingly painful to watch Carly Fiorina, the boss of Hewlett-Packard (HP), as she tries to explain to yet another conference audience what her new grand vision of "adaptive" information technology is about. It has something to do with "Darwinian reference architectures", she suggests, and also with "modularising" and "integrating", as well as with lots of "enabling" and "processes". IBM, HP's arch rival, is trying even harder, with a marketing splurge for what it calls "on-demand computing". Microsoft's Bill Gates talks of "seamless computing". Other vendors prefer "ubiquitous", "autonomous" or "utility" computing. Forrester Research, a consultancy, likes "organic". Gartner, a rival, opts for "real-time". Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

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  1. Carly's explainations by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sound a LOT like the way Enron tried to "explain" how their business worked.

    If you can't explain what you do in a way a 10 year old can understand, your business will probably fail.

    1. Re:Carly's explainations by webtre · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's kind of wierd for the press to actually start asking hard questions. Think tanks like Gartner et al live and die by techno-hype. The latest thing going around in CIO-land is Utility Computing, so we'll see what comes of that.

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    2. Re:Carly's explainations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, IF your market demographics are 10 year
      olds, or the mental or visceral equivalent ...

    3. Re:Carly's explainations by jeffy124 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      to me, they sound like all the different Microsoft execs (Ballmer, Gates, etc) trying to answer the question "What is .NET?" I know there was a business2.com article that sampled some responses, but I cant seem to find it at the moment. IIRC, one quote was along the lines "So much of our stuff has a '.NET' label attached to it, even we dont know what it is at times."

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    4. Re:Carly's explainations by TALlama · · Score: 5, Funny

      Examples:

      Wal-Mart: We sell everything everywhere, for cheap.
      Banks: We give money to people, and they give us more money back later.
      McDonalds: We make fast food that kids like and parents put up with.
      In-N-Out: We make fast food that everyone likes.
      Dell: We make cheap computers.
      Microsoft: We make software, and whatever else we want.
      SCO: We sue people.

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    5. Re:Carly's explainations by buttahead · · Score: 1

      most executives I've known would fit that demo.

    6. Re:Carly's explainations by humble_moon · · Score: 0

      Her explanation may sound like that, but the technology shift itself sounds more like a reverse seti@home type of situation. Instead of the data being sent to millions of end-user computers, it's being sent FROM the end users to large datacenters. (And as long as HP, IBM, et al don't monopolize on it, it would be a great market to get into.. large number-crunching data centers for use by the public/private sector.) We'll see how this all turns out in about 15 years ;)

    7. Re:Carly's explainations by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um,Carly's having a hard time explaining what it is because she really means "Utility outsourcing' but she doesn't know how to translate that from Hindu to English. But that's okay, it's not her audience's god-given right to understand her.

    8. Re:Carly's explainations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hindi

    9. Re:Carly's explainations by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      Slashdot: We promote Linux and Mozilla, and we bash Microsoft in every way we can, even if it involves writing award winning fiction.

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    10. Re:Carly's explainations by xdroop · · Score: 1
      Utility computing: We let you use our computers when you need them, and you don't pay for them when you don't need them.

      What's so hard about this?

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    11. Re:Carly's explainations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, carly must really like the tantra she recieves also.

    12. Re:Carly's explainations by Talinom · · Score: 1

      If you keep your goal vague enough then when you accomplish something, anything, big you can say that your goal was achieved even if it was far from what you wanted.

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    13. Re:Carly's explainations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      See, but that's wrong.

      For example, McDonalds Corp is in the real estate business and in the franchise business -- they don't sell hamburgurs, they sell a standardized image and they lease restaurants. (I think the corp owns something like 80% of the locations but operates mabe 1% of them at most.)

      The franchisees are their real customers.

    14. Re:Carly's explainations by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      Its simpler than that. Someone in WSJ said once that McDonalds is simply a marketing corporation, nothing more, Coke is the only product on the menu that makes more than 0.1% profit or something.

    15. Re:Carly's explainations by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Right - .NET actually turned into something, a managed common language runtime on Wintel PCs, combined with a massive common class libary, and a move away from crazy DCOM calls to Web Services, the main value of which is that even dumb people can now do interproccess communication over the network.

    16. Re:Carly's explainations by Otis2222222 · · Score: 1
      Sound a LOT like the way Enron tried to "explain" how their business worked. If you can't explain what you do in a way a 10 year old can understand, your business will probably fail.

      I think that GTA:VC said it best:

      In The Future, There Will Be Robots
    17. Re:Carly's explainations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In-N-Out: We make fast food that everyone likes.

      You mean "Microscopic hamburger patties and funny-tasting french fries"? It's all about Wendy's man: fast, cheap, and good. How do they do it?

    18. Re:Carly's explainations by leifm · · Score: 1

      This is not flamebait IMHO. Much MS coverage here is at least taken out of context, if not utter bs.

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    19. Re:Carly's explainations by bombom · · Score: 2, Informative


      Translate Hindu to english?
      Can you translate from Christian to Hebrew? How about Muslim to Danish? Mormon to Finnish maybe?

      Hindu is a religion, Hindi is a language, get your Xenophobic facts straight before you open your big mouth.

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    20. Re:Carly's explainations by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the Hindi/Hindu thing is a bit unusual for English speakers, and is frequently confused.

      I'm sure that there are many equally strange things in English that muck with speakers of other languages (especially with all the tech-associated English acronyms and words being exported to other countries).

    21. Re:Carly's explainations by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      The previous poster is just excited because the read a book called the "E-Myth", probably because they thought it was about the dotcom crash, but now they think they're ready for a sales job (middle management), I mean entrepeneurship.

    22. Re:Carly's explainations by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Slashdot: We promote Linux and Mozilla, and we bash Microsoft in every way we can, even if it involves writing award winning fiction."

      This doesn't fit my definition of flamebait either. It is a satirical criticism of how Slashdot generally works, and should really be modded up instead of down. Why? For the simple reason that commentary like this gives people an idea of how they come across.

    23. Re:Carly's explainations by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm really glad I didn't step on any sacred cows here... I'm not Xenaphobic, I liked her, and Gabrielle too. (joke for you non-Americans) Maybe I should have done a typecast on Hindu to Hindi. It's the compiler's fault. Hey, I'd welcome anyone who can translate from Scientology to Human...Have I insulted enough people yet? Do they make cheese with the milk from sacred cows? I guess that would be holy. Must be Swiss. Ok, attack away.

    24. Re:Carly's explainations by booch · · Score: 1

      The problem is not that it's too hard to explain. The problem is that it's too simple: "we'd like to lease computers and/or compute time to you".

      There are several difficulties though: 1) companies remember how expensive mainframes are/were, and they're leased in the same pay-per-use manner; 2) companies are comfortable owning computers, even with short amortization schedules; 3) companies may not be (and should not be) comfortable with their information being stored on someone else's computer; 4) it's more profitable for the computer companies to sell computer services this way, which makes companies think that it's going to be more costly in the end.

      So the computer companies are trying to sell it as something else. They're failing miserably. Maybe if they tried selling it as what it really is, and showing the actual savings by sharing resource, the idea would be more profitable.

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  2. utility computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    damn if the lights would just stop flickering

  3. Psych by strike2867 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Its just the psychologists they use for marketing having a little joke.

    Move along people, nothing to see here.

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  4. Carly Fiorina by bobsalt · · Score: 0, Funny

    'It is increasingly painful to watch Carly Fiorina...'

    what are they talking about? she's a babe!


    1. Re:Carly Fiorina by herrvinny · · Score: 0, Funny
    2. Re:Carly Fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Comments like this do nothing to improve upon the current sad status of gender equality in corporate America. People need to be evaluated on their accomplishments and potential, not on their physical attributes. Such insensitive, demeaning comments are indicative of an employee in need of HR training and attention.

    3. Re:Carly Fiorina by BJZQ8 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I know you're being sarcastic, but I really, really want to see what Carly Fiorina has done that a monkey, a voice-recognition system, and a word processor could not have...

    4. Re:Carly Fiorina by krog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      CEOs like Carly do nothing to improve the current sad status of fiscal responsibility in corporate America. Man or woman, anyone who is willing to fuck thousands upon thousands of working Americans out of their jobs in order to dump their salaries into a neat little bonus* is Part Of The Problem.

      As an AC below me suggested, it is precisely this behavior which might see her head roll from a guillotine someday.

      * oh, did I say "little"? I meant $150,000,000, or about $25,000 for every employee she put out of a job in order for HP to "remain competitive" (her words, not mine).

    5. Re:Carly Fiorina by big-giant-head · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Gee she's done alot for working women, layed them off by the thousands at HP and Compaq, not mention the thousands of contractors that took it up the hiney in houston (at least 30% of whom were working women). On top of that all she has to show for it is a muddled and confusing product line, and she's running long standing customers off in droves (like the co. I work for) and not adding any new ones. At this rate she'll singlehandedly drive HP/CQ into the ground, quite an accomplishment for the little lady.

      I think giving women an equal chance is great, but if they are going to do all the same bone headed, greedy crap that men do why bother?

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    6. Re:Carly Fiorina by mangino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which means the company made out really well. Assuming the burdened cost per employee was about $70,000 per year (which is low) HP made $45,000 per employee laid off this year, and $70,000 next year. Assuming a 15% discount rate and a 4 year save, the end result is a corporate savings of about $1,200,000,000. Not a whole lot of money, but not bad either. Would you be willing to pay 150 million to get something worth 1.2 billion? I would.

      Layoffs suck. I've been there, I've been unemployed in this crappy market. Let's face the facts. For the most part, IT people are overpaid and underperform. Nobody cares about having cool IT, they want to run their business. HP is a rare example of a merger workin as planned. I only hope the recent Bank One and JP Morgan merger (I work for Bank One) will go as smoothly. Even there they are projecting 10,000 job cuts. Layoffs sometimes make sense like those done by General Dynamics in the '80s. Their CEO wrote the book on getting a huge bonus for laying people off. In the long term, it was a good move. Most people found jobs and a company that was headed for bankruptcy was saved.

      So the summary version: Layoffs suck, but keeping people that aren't necessary for business just acts as a drag on the company causing productive people to suffer a similar fate.

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    7. Re:Carly Fiorina by arivanov · · Score: 1
      It is all a matter of background. Compared to the ex-nerds around her she does look like a babe. For example see this. And frankly I am ready to forgive her a lot after seeing picture number 5 from the avove show.

      In btw, these are not a fake. They is real and I think she deserves a lot of credit for puling this one off.

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    8. Re:Carly Fiorina by Frennzy · · Score: 1
      "Such insensitive, demeaning comments are indicative of an employee in need of HR Training and attention. "


      You misspelled 'Re-education', comrade.
    9. Re:Carly Fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caused millions of dollars in losses?

    10. Re:Carly Fiorina by the+quick+brown+fox · · Score: 1
      I hope you're being sarcastic. Take a look at her accomplishments at Lucent. She's the one who made them practically a household name.

      And at least give her credit for getting the merger done, in spite of Walter Hewlett throwing all of his force behind stopping it.

      She's taken a huge risk with HP, and we'll all have to wait and see whether she was right. But either way I think so far she's done a commendable job. There's a reason she's the most powerful female in American business.

    11. Re:Carly Fiorina by YoJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To think that women would (or should) do a better job than men is quite sexist. The point of gender equality is providing an equal opportunity for men and women to prove themselves. It has always been a problem that women in men's fields face a higher barrier for others to take them seriously; thinking that one shouldn't hire a women if they are not going to be any better than a man just makes this worse.

    12. Re:Carly Fiorina by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      That is "assuming" every dollar saved by eliminating a job will be returned to the company and not used up by outsourcing costs, sales decreases, lost oppurtunities. Simply stating that -1 = +1 is overly simple. Even by your "calculations" Carly has front loaded a 10% bonus for "cost savings" over a 4 year period just for herself.

      Internally, most "mergers" are just friendly take-overs, with one company (usually the bigger one) losing fewer employees than the other. Take a look at your department, if the matching one in JP Morgan is larger, you will (almost certainly) be laid off.

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    13. Re:Carly Fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that reason is called oral sex

    14. Re:Carly Fiorina by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      and giving the bonus to a person in charge of layoffs isn't a conflict of interest.

      "hey, i get $,$$$,$$$ if i lay off all these people! Let's do it!"
      -versus-
      "Joe Shmoe gets $,$$$,$$$ if we lay of all these people, lets think about it for a little while"

    15. Re:Carly Fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Mod as funny!

    16. Re:Carly Fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big fucking deal! She did the same thing at Lucent. So, history is simply repeating itself again.


    17. Re:Carly Fiorina by mangino · · Score: 1

      There is no conflict of interest for Carly, she was given a bonus by the board because she did something that was in the best interest of the shareholders. I would argue it was actually a good thing if the bonus induced her to lay people off, as her job is to serve the best interests of the shareholders. Keep in mind that there aren't a lot of CEO jobs in big companies. If Carly does something that hurts the company for her short term gain, she will never work again. Granted she has enough money, but most CEOs have quite a bit of pride invested in the game.

      Your second example is the reason for stock options. If you have the ability to lay people off and increase the value of the company, you are more likely to do it if you have the right incentive. The second statement has your typical agency problem, management has very different interests than shareholders. Golden parachutes and stock options are designed to align interests.

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    18. Re:Carly Fiorina by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      However, Carly has been doing a sensationally poor job. She's cut HP's legendary calculator engineering team. She's managed to kill worker morale in a long running high-profile spat with the well-liked HP founding family. She's cut a lot of jobs, which is okay *as long as HP can continue to provide acceptable service*. She's moved HP back into the PC market, a market that has killed countless companies, and one that HP has been trying to extracate itself from for years, without any good justification of how HP is going to do better this time around. She took part in a high-profile and expensive merger with Compaq, a deal that has benefited few folks but those as Compaq. She's antagonized Microsoft in the high-profile "Tablet PC" incident and in snubbing their music system -- while this may make us Slashdotters chortle with glee, snubbing Microsoft is only a good move if you stand to gain significantly from doing so. Otherwise, you're just using poor diplomacy.

      People get irritated because there's a perception (and one that is, I think, not unfounded) that she's getting awfully gentle handling because it looks good and modern for HP to have a female CEO, and she's female, and that a male CEO would have been fired by now.

      In general, I tend to feel that Carly is doing a really, really awful job. I will admit that I am not on the board, and don't have all the information about what she's doing. I tend to find out about her when HP gets in the news. However, compare the times Carly has been in the news with the times that Steve Jobs has been in the news. While I'm sure that some of this is just that Apple is better than HP at manipulating the press, the press is still reporting facts. Jobs has pushed a number of things out that have done Apple good. While he has had rather hefty bonuses (ignoring his much-ballyhooed $1 salary), he also isn't making obscene bonuses for dubious mergers, as Carly is.

      Of course, *Carly* isn't a one-button-mouse fetishist... :-(

    19. Re:Carly Fiorina by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Informative
      "HP is a rare example of a merger working as planned." Actually, no. For those in the logistics operations at Compaq, which came from the world-class tech support group at DEC, the merger was a disaster. Carly got rid of those people and outsourced logistics to DHL and sent tech support to India. Large customers then dropped HP servers because the support quality dropped through the floor. They lost half a billion in business according to the Inquirer website. That's big money.

      http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=10950

      So no, the merger did not work "as planned" unless you plan for losing big revenue.

    20. Re:Carly Fiorina by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suspect that few folks in a merger would call it particularly "smooth", especially when there are redundant positions.

      However, HP/Compaq had numerous reports of pretty awful problems combining things. The press, at least, represented it as one of the messier major mergers in recent history.

    21. Re:Carly Fiorina by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I know Lucent as "the company that management scaled up too far, too fast, that as a result is a broken shell of their former selves". Lucent management's history of gambling isn't good.

      On the other hand, I don't know her particular opinions at Lucent. She could have been the dissenting voice urging slower growth and caution. I rather doubt it, but it's possible.

    22. Re:Carly Fiorina by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is no conflict of interest for Carly, she was given a bonus by the board...
      ...of directors, of which she is the chairman. You should note that directors and chief executives for large corporations both come from the same group of people by and large. They have a tendency to look out for one another. This is one of the reasons why executive officers in the United States make so much money.
      Your second example is the reason for stock options. If you have the ability to lay people off and increase the value of the company, you are more likely to do it if you have the right incentive.
      Stock options have proven largely ineffective in this regard.
    23. Re:Carly Fiorina by mangino · · Score: 1

      compensation committees are made up of outside directors (http://www.hp.com/hpinfo/investor/structure.html) to help eliminate this problem. I am not saying cronyism doesn't exist, but this merger may actually deliver some value to the shareholders.

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    24. Re:Carly Fiorina by aerique · · Score: 1

      You guys are so sad.

  5. Stuff That Doesn't Work Yet by goldspider · · Score: 1, Funny
    "The Next Big Thing, also known as Stuff that doesn't work yet."

    I KNEW this was an article about Linux!

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  6. Profane, not profound. by robslimo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If they can't describe it in real world, understandable terms, it's either pseudo-marketing babble or some ethereal, vapor-concept whom the perveyors of can't quite wrap their minds around themselves. In either case, they need to put up or shut up. I'm grow weary of it.

    1. Re:Profane, not profound. by Rostin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am totally in agreement. All ideas that don't come out fully-formed and ready to be manufactured (or at worst, ready for detailed engineering) should be kept to one's self.

    2. Re:Profane, not profound. by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's just XML based data transfers with a bunch of new names, the nebulous part comes from all the comapnies selling everything, IBM and MS this is mostly you two, under this new brand name. Remember when everything from MS was .NET, "new from Microsoft Socks.NET (they have our logo on them). Now IBM is selling everything as onDemand, and HP is selling adaptive everything, regardless of what it used to be called or how tortured the path back to XML data transfers would be.
      It really is a cool idea, and once implimented in everything, it will boost productivity, and ease communications, which is why all the enterprise sellers are selling the crap out of it. Either that or they thought that it was the e- everything that was driving the bubble.

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    3. Re:Profane, not profound. by BooRadley · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It's not all technobabble. They're trying to avoid using the word "commodity."



      They're just spinning off commodity computing as if it's the latest, greatest product offering, rather than the natural evolution of technology. Commoditization of technology has been the downfall of just about every past for-profit technology fad. What these companies and groups are doing is trying to pretend that they created the trend, for some reason. In the end, the result is still the same.

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    4. Re:Profane, not profound. by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      I like that word but perhaps you should hyphenate hummm.. commode-itization of technology; yeah, that seems more like the reality of it.

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    5. Re:Profane, not profound. by robocord · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wish I had mod points today, to mod this post up even more.

      This exactly describes what Oracle's doing with their "Grid" computing. They want you to shaft Sun, HP, etc., by buying super-cheap white box computers, and putting Linux on them. What they never seem to mention is that their SOFTWARE doesn't get any damned cheaper, even if the hardware is free, relatively speaking.

      Hmmmm, let's see how this works. If I buy two 4 CPU Sun Fire 480 systems at $35k each, plus a couple of smallish NetApp Filers at $30k each, then I've spent $130k on hardware. Just to be fair, add $20k of infrastructure cash to that, and call it $150k. Licensing Oracle on those two boxes, with the clustering option, will run in the neighborhood of $144k per server, assuming you can negotiate a 40% discount. That means $150k for hardware, and $288k for *just* the database software.

      In the new "grid" world, you'd buy at least four boxes, with two processors each. As an example, a decently configured Dell PE1750 runs about $4500, with no operating system. You could buy five of those for $22.5k. Add the same $60k for filers, and go cheap on the infrastructure for $10k. You'd spend $92.5k on hardware. Since Oracle doesn't give a significant price break for smaller computers, you can license the cluster-capable version of their database for somewhere around $72k per server, again assuming a 40% discount. With five servers, that's $360k for software and $92.5k for hardware. Going with smaller servers saves you a grand total of $17k, but a much larger share of it goes in good ol' Larry's pocket, rather than begin given to those bastards named Scott, Carly, or Bill.

      Of course, the real answer is probably to start out with the second scenario, but tell Larry and his minions to piss off, and using some sort of proper free database software. ;)

    6. Re:Profane, not profound. by steve_l · · Score: 1

      Yes, everyone wants to commoditise their opponents -its why Intel support Linux, MS back AMD, oracle back linux, etc etc.

      But overall -if you save money, isnt that the main thing?

      Of course, oracle try very hard not to be commoditised themselves, and the less the hardware and OS cost, the more the oracle tax stands out. I guess their grid thing is to move beyond databases, as frankly, while a few apps really need oracle and the fulltime admins, most can get by with mysql or postgres.

    7. Re:Profane, not profound. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " It's not all technobabble. They're trying to avoid using the word "commodity."

      Because thats exactly what they want it to become. Personally, I don't really want to have a "computing cycle" bill every month along with my other utilities. I want to be able to make my PC do that kind of stuff, I mean, isn't that why I bought it?

      Here's a little comparison that helps show why this is a BAD idea. Think about how the record labels would like you to pay every time you listened to a song. That is their wet dream. Well, this is kind of like that, but for computing. You pay them whenever you want to use computing power. No thanks.

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  7. Computers will be everywhere by glenrm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Computers will be everywhere and the will all talk to each other all of the time. That is all they are talking about, however what makes them nervous is whoever makes this work seemlessly first will be a huge winner.

    1. Re:Computers will be everywhere by robslimo · · Score: 1

      Computers will be everywhere and the will all talk to each other all of the time. That is all they are talking about...

      OK, I'll grant that. But I still assert that, for the most part, they haven't a clue how to leverage that into a product or service.

      What scares me more than just a bit is that the most likely organization to have more than just a nebulous idea of how to capitalize on it would be Microsoft.

    2. Re:Computers will be everywhere by transient · · Score: 4, Funny
      they will all talk to each other all of the time

      What will they talk about?

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    3. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Beatbyte · · Score: 1

      Candidate#1 - IBM
      Candidate#2 - The Open Source World
      Candidate#3 - Microsoft
      Candidate#4 - Government

      IBM has the giant gorilla approach with massive marketing, a broad product range, and ties to open source. They have the people and the power to get it done.

      The OSS world would have professionals getting it done (those tired of waiting on others). A programmer/hacker with an IQ of 200 is going to get it done for his company and release into the wild. We have the man power BAR NONE.

      Microsoft will just pour its money into the blue/green GUI Windows2k7 or whatever and have a proprietary, unstable, expensive, closed source release that a lot of people will purchase because it has a certain product name and color scheme.

      The government is a long shot because they're usually reliant on others but they do have large amounts of man power and tax money to toss around.

      End product being:
      Proprietary software and services will destroy the market. Open protocols and standards are a must for it to be as truly amazing as it should be.

    4. Re:Computers will be everywhere by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      Well, according to the explanation of the semantic web, they can talk to eachother about pretty much everything you want them to talk about.

    5. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you don't have to be the first. Lot's of tech that came first and even did it better was dropped for one reason or another. What's got to happen is that it's the first that is cheap, works well, and it's doing something that people actually want to buy. It seems obvious, but think about tech hits and misses and you will see how difficult of a concept this is.

    6. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nope, sorry. On-demand means that the computers can scale to cope with any load, in real-time.

      Companies will not own their hardware, but rent it. If they suddenly need 3 times as much CPU, then they get it immediately, and only pay for what they use.

      This is different than the current situation where a company must always keep enough hardware around to handle peak loads, which is almost never. And then, if they guessed wrong, they are still screwed.

      It's really that simple, but hard to implement. IBM plans vast server farms, and large-scale software migration projects to handle cases where a customer uses 37 different databases, include 14 distinct versions of Oracle. Port all the databases to one version of Oracle or DB2, and suddenly you can scale your database capacity much more easily, and in real-time.

    7. Re:Computers will be everywhere by jhoffoss · · Score: 1
      What will they talk about?

      Oh, you know...stuff, and things. And stuff.

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    8. Re:Computers will be everywhere by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      What will they talk about?

      the best way to enslave humanity.

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    9. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Matey-O · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Computers will be everywhere and the will all talk to each other all of the time.
      What do you mean will be? There are 14 cpu's in my car, one in the ipod, at least one in the pda, one in the cellphone, one in each of my kids toys, the GPS has a 386 in it, the toaster's got a processor, as does the garage door opener, the inkjet printer, our hot tub...

      Need I go on?
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    10. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Zebra_X · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know what they don't get yet?

      But I still assert that, for the most part, they haven't a clue how to leverage that into a product or service

      It isn't a product or service, it's an architecture it's a way of connecting machines together in a way that they can off load some of their processing, or seemlessly access processes (for example a print house to print 5,000 customer notification letters).

      No one pays much for those ideas. They pay for tangible products that come in a box.

      Look at dial up networking - back in the day it would cost 30 beans for a dial up account. Now there are some parts of the country that you can't give the crap away. Becuase it's become a commodity. The "idea" there was internet connectivity, not necessarily dial-up. My point is that dialup isn't worth anything anymore.

      The thing is - EVERY ONE is going to agree on a standard for interconnecting machines in this fashion. Kind of like what XML did for data exchange. No one really cares how they are all connected, just that it works.

    11. Re:Computers will be everywhere by mog · · Score: 3, Funny

      So they'll be teenage girls. Great. Now I'm going to have to tell my computer how pretty it is before it'll let me run anything.

    12. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Companies will not own their hardware, but rent it. If they suddenly need 3 times as much CPU, then they get it immediately, and only pay for what they use.

      This is different than the current situation where a company must always keep enough hardware around to handle peak loads, which is almost never. And then, if they guessed wrong, they are still screwed.

      The problem with that scheme is that most business problems are more dependent on I/O bandwidth than on CPU crunching. Today, you can mail order a gigaflop of CPU horsepower for less than $100. Compute horsepower is not an issue.

      The problem is that if you try to ship your computing problems to some other location, you've got to get the data from your site to theirs, so you still need I/O bandwidth at your site. What's worse, now you need a high-capacity WAN link to move it to these arbitrary locations.

      You may also have massive databases of background data that need to be referenced to solve your problems. How do you handle this? Send terabytes of data offsite so that a third party can run their Opteron against it for a few minutes? Or do you install a massive Internet pipe so that they can mount your database remotely? Either choice costs more than buying your own Opteron.

    13. Re:Computers will be everywhere by haystor · · Score: 1

      These are all companies that make money off computing. The word they have in common, but which isn't very marketable is "profitable" computing.

      These compnaies aren't talking about lots of computers always talking to each other. What they are talking about is "selling a ****load of computers."

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    14. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      whoever makes this work seemlessly first will be a huge winner. Unless it is Microsoft, which will promptly be shut down for Monopolistic practices.

    15. Re:Computers will be everywhere by gyratedotorg · · Score: 1

      proprietary systems seamlessly talking to other proprietary systems? why do i find that so hard to believe? ;)

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    16. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      dependent I/O bandwidth than on CPU crunching

      Same deal. You suddenly need 43 database servers instead of just two, how will you cope? IBM's strategy is about EVERYTHING in a computer system, not just CPU. The hardware doesn't even live on the customer site.

      Here's how the customer sees it:

      Customer: Holy shit! We've got to process 43 times our normal data volume for the next 36 hours, starting right now! better call IBM.

      Customer: Hello, IBM, we're to be handling 43 times the transactions that we're normally going to have, so we need a shitload of disk space, and somehow our applications need to hit the database without slowing under the load. Can you scale up what we're using for the next 36 hours?

      IBM: No sweat, it's online for your right now.

      The customer gets billed for the month at 36 hours of higher usage, and the rest at their normal low-usage rate.

      As I said before, these systems don't run on the customer site. They are all hosted together. It will happen that a single machine will run systems for AT&T and MCI at the same time, and the mix can change dynamically. If you've got more questions, just ask. I can explain some of this better than the IBM marketers can.

    17. Re:Computers will be everywhere by philbowman · · Score: 1

      Never stopped us here on /.

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    18. Re:Computers will be everywhere by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      the best way to enslave humanity.

      Just do like cows did to make us care for them and use all the ways.

    19. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure quite how wrong you intended that to sound, but the net result was that it sounded very, VERY wrong.

    20. Re:Computers will be everywhere by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      These compnaies aren't talking about lots of computers always talking to each other. What they are talking about is "selling a ****load of computers."

      They are indeed talking about selling a sh*tload of computers, but they are also talking about having computers talk together. I'm not talking about just the PC, but building computers into your refridgerator which order milk for you when you run out, outdoor lights and security systems that call the police if someone breaks in when you're not home, all chatting along on a WIFI network.
      This might have been bigger during the dot com period, but the semantic web (read earlier link) is just about that, computers (or agents if you will) talking to eachother without human interference.

    21. Re:Computers will be everywhere by micromoog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do the toaster and hot tub banter about the intricacies of heating water vs. heating bread? Do they make the inkjet feel left out because it has DRM cooties? Do they make "binary-system" jokes behind the garage door opener's back?

    22. Re:Computers will be everywhere by MoonFog · · Score: 1

      Most large corporations support XML, and web services etc all use XML for exchanging their data. XML is as you may know an open standard from W3C, not a proprietary format.

    23. Re:Computers will be everywhere by TALlama · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you seen Xgrid? Apple's easy-to-use plug-in interface for distributed computing. See slashdot story here

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    24. Re:Computers will be everywhere by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      What will they talk about?

      Oh, you know...stuff, and things. And stuff.

      More than that...stuff that matters

    25. Re:Computers will be everywhere by darkov · · Score: 4, Funny

      What will they talk about?

      If it's like computers nowadays, it will be porn.

    26. Re:Computers will be everywhere by luckylindy · · Score: 1

      Supposedly www.platform.com has a complete suite of software that manages every distributed computing request from top to bottom. They claim to to run on windows, linux, bad and OSX. And claim to have been installed in large installations. Or so I have read from their website. Does anybody have any real experience with them?

    27. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Golias · · Score: 1
      It isn't a product or service, it's an architecture it's a way of connecting machines together in a way that they can off load some of their processing, or seemlessly access processes (for example a print house to print 5,000 customer notification letters).

      So what you are saying is:

      Step 1. Connect all computers in an organic load-sharing cluster.
      Step 2. ????
      Step... ah, fuck it, it's too easy.

      It isn't a product or service, it's an architecture it's a way of connecting machines together in a way that they can off load some of their processing, or seemlessly access processes (for example a print house to print 5,000 customer notification letters).

      Welcome to Earth. You are clearly new here, so I should probably point out that "EVERY ONE" never agrees on anything. We've got people who still insist the world is flat, others who think hip-hop is worth paying money to listen to, and even some real nuts who think Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA. Global consensus just doesn't happen here.

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    28. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OSS world [blah blah]... We have the man power BAR NONE.

      But none of the organizational skills. A dozen trained militiamen can take out a million headless chickens running around squawking just like that. Guess which one is the OSS "community."

    29. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Dial up is worth between $9-19 a month in areas that you can't get DSL/Cable. I can actually get DSL where I'm at now, but the local Telco wants to gouge me for about $1500 in the first year.

      Jaysyn

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    30. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pure comedy! :)

    31. Re:Computers will be everywhere by xdroop · · Score: 1
      Platform's LSF (Load Sharing Facility) is real and works. We've used it on heterogeneous networks (mixed Sun and Linux) installations, and while it doesn't address every single need you will ever have, it is a very powerful suite of tools.

      Make no mistake about this -- it is not a Beowulf clone, but more an automated job dispatch and tracking system. If you have the problem of dealing with 10's of thousands of discrete, stand-alone jobs (like semiconductor regression and verification runs, or rendering movies) this tool can help you manage it.

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    32. Re:Computers will be everywhere by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      they are not talking about selling a sh**load of computors they are talking about having a sh**load of computers siting in a server room somewhere and selling access to those computors to people who have large proccessing tasks to do but who don't need that kind of processing power all the time.

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    33. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This assumes that you can build systems to be completely scalable by cpu, i/o, bahdnwidth, etc. And not only completely scalable, but plug and play so you can scale and unscale them at will.

      This is not possible given the current state of the art. For the most part, enterprise systems have to built to scale up to a certain degree of usage. When they hit this ceiling they often have to be redesigned and rebuilt.

      As an analogy. I will build a skyscraper cheaply, ingoring such extreme events as earthquakes. Then, if I detect an earthquake, I will quickly add enough concrete and steel to my skyscraper so that it will withstand the earthquake.

    34. Re:Computers will be everywhere by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      propriatary DTD's

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    35. Re:Computers will be everywhere by NeuralAbyss · · Score: 2

      I'm Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion... Would anybody like any toast? How about a waffle?

    36. Re:Computers will be everywhere by diamondsw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, if you have a decent provider (like, I don't know, IBM? :), then they already offer burstable bandwidth and multiple ISP's to handle things like that. Bandwidth was on-demand before they'd even coined the term. As for storage, carving out a new LUN on a SAN or NAS storage unit is simple compared to shifting processing jobs around. What on-demand is about is when your web site gets a huge spike of hits (/. effect, anyone?), you can immediately blast out several new web server (or application server, or database server) images and double your serving capacity near instantly.

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    37. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and the wonderful thing about this is that every business will trust IBM/HP/SCO/Microsoft with their marketing secrets, deadlines, and NDAs without a second thought. There is essentially no point in grid computing because no one will want to offload their processing and data storage to semi-trusted sites. Much better to have ubiquitous information processing algorithms and interconnectivity between systems, which grid computing will have to address as well. It will be useful, but not in the way IBM hopes it will be.

    38. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

      My point - it's now 2/3rds the cost no matter where you are. On top of that, you have other options. Granted 1500 bones is a lot - the price will come down simply because internet connectivity is a utility. Before long, internet and the providers of will be like electric companies, telephone providers, and natural gas suppliers. Internet is a commodity product, as are CPU cycles on a network when you have the appropriate infrastructure built.

    39. Re:Computers will be everywhere by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      XML is a framework for constructing standards for data interchange, not a standard for data interchange.

    40. Re:Computers will be everywhere by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      However what makes them nervous is whoever makes this work seemlessly first will be a huge winner.

      I disagree. Say some small company does this. The big company that comes along and does it cheaply will be the one that is a huge winner.

      People place too much value on being the first to market with something. If you're, say, eight months ahead (which is pretty good, in Internet time), you have eight months to entrench yourself so tightly that the titans can't just brush you aside. Not that long, really, especially since said titans can benefit from your marketing the new technology.

    41. Re:Computers will be everywhere by aminorex · · Score: 1

      That's like saying they support bits.
      All of the meaning is in the interpretation of
      those bits.

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    42. Re:Computers will be everywhere by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Okay, let's say that this is the case. Howe often are people really running at full capacity? I mean, when you have ordinary modern desktops with incredible I/O and CPU capabilities, what's the chances that the database is running close enough to maximum load that it can't scale up by a factor of 40?

      This is why Java sold for scalability reasons is so silly. Sun is big about "scalability" aspects of it. The problem is that this only applies to problems that can't work on one computer, but *can* work on one computer times some constant that's relatively small from a computer science standpoint. There just aren't a lot of problems in this range. Plus, a lot of problems that *would* require multiple machines can run on one machine simply by using C++ instead of Java.

      I mean, let's say you have some program. Your desktop can do 2,000,000,000 operations per second, say. Making something that can "scale up" makes sense if your problem cannot be solved with 2,000,000,000 operations per second, but *can* be solved with 20,000,000,000 operations per second (though next year, that problem will be back down to the single computer range). A problem, on the other hand, that requires 2,000,000,000,000 operations per second may be out of range of a typical Sun "scalable" system. So there's an awfully small window of actual usefulness for these systems, though Sun likes to claim that "if you want to think about the future and scaling up, you should use our systems so that you can scale". Hell, compute power doubles every 18 months. You'd have to be unable to write software that runs more efficiently than 2,000,000,000 operations per second *and* is doubling every 18 months to stay in the "uncalculable by one computer" window. Which is not a lot of problems.

      The only benefits I see to IBM's approach is that companies can theoretically replace their local Windows boxes with thin clients and fire their local IT staff, and have IBM do all their IT work. IBM can offshore their own IT work, and thus get computer maintenance done cheaply and efficiently. And that's predicated on the ability and willingness of the industry to move to thin clients. Given that many companies (including the same big players that are going for it now -- IBM, Sun, HP) have tried to jump-start industry-wide moves to thin clients before, and have all failed, I don't see a lot of success in their future.

    43. Re:Computers will be everywhere by jacem · · Score: 1

      But will you still be charged for the bandwith by the Gig, like most hosting services do today?


      JACEM

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    44. Re:Computers will be everywhere by ddimas · · Score: 1
      they will all talk to each other all of the time
      What will they talk about?


      Nothing. Lots and lots of nothing.

    45. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM is building servers right now that can be subdivided into fractional CPU units. Their mainframe technology could do this for years, and the pSeries machines are getting this. And they run Linux.

    46. Re:Computers will be everywhere by laird · · Score: 1

      So many errors, so little time...

      "a lot of problems that *would* require multiple machines can run on one machine simply by using C++ instead of Java"

      According to benchmarks, even old versions of Java are within a factor of 2 in performance with C++. See Java Performance Comparison with C/C++.

      "Sun is big about "scalability" aspects of it. The problem is that this only applies to problems that can't work on one computer, but *can* work on one computer times some constant that's relatively small from a computer science standpoint."

      Why? A well written distributed application can scale to thousands of CPU's. So if you have a big problem to solve (weather modeling, Computational Fluid Dynamics, high volume transaction processing, molecular modeling, rendering movies, etc.), you can either solve it by waiting 15 years for CPU's to get 1,024 times faster, or by clustering 1,024 CPU's. So I agree with your point at as CPU's get faster, more and more problems can be solved on a single CPU, but I think that you're underestimating the number of problems that require lots of computational power to solve.

      You don't think that eBay, or a bank, or an airline runs on 1 CPU, do you?

      "The only benefits I see to IBM's approach is that companies can theoretically replace their local Windows boxes with thin clients and fire their local IT staff"

      This isn't about the kinds of applications that you run on desktops! This is about being able to build virtual mainframes out of commodity "desktop" components.

    47. Re:Computers will be everywhere by PD · · Score: 1

      People offload their critical business to "semi-trusted" sites all the time. Do you think that Slashdot runs their own network administration? Do you think that Sears or WalMart is self-hosting? Where does Rackspace get all their customers from?

    48. Re:Computers will be everywhere by glenebob · · Score: 1

      Enough of us agree on TCP/IP, HTTP, HTML, XML, yada yada yada... The problem is that people who WANT TO GET RICH don't agree for the simple reason that that is less conducive to getting rich. TCP/IP, for example, is agreed upon because the guys designing and deploying it weren't out to get rich, they were out to make a solid working system for its own sake (ya know, so we could blow people up more efficiently :-). This industry could use more of that kind of research on infastructure.

    49. Re:Computers will be everywhere by glenrm · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I was talking about the companies view of each other. First and best to market is a better place to be than just first.

    50. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

      That's very astute of you, though I never said that XML was a standard for data interchage. I simply said that it has done something for data exchange.

      Data exchange is a broad reaching topic, xml has revolutionized the way people access, store, and retrieve data. Though, XML is not exclusively used for data exchange, it will enable different platforms to communciate with each other with a common vocabulary, a pre-requisite for ubiquitos computing.

    51. Re:Computers will be everywhere by steve_l · · Score: 1

      One thing you can do is be much more flexible about your resources. Instead of every server in your back office being configured for one app, if you run a baseOS (i.e. linux) you can run VMware on each and allocate resources to whichever apps need it the most; even if the apps are things like MS exchange that think they have a dedicated NT box.

      Or say you have a system that is intermittently used. Instead of allocating real resources to it, you save a vmware image and bring it up only when needed.

      The IO is still close, you just make more efficient use of what you have, and still get excellent fault tolerance (cos you can bring up new systems so fast).

      Given how often .com /web service programs die because their hardware costs dont match revenue, utility computing with virtual systems lets you only pay for the CPU & HDD you use, not the stuff you think you will need if you magically take off/get ./ed.

      I just think we are some way from having all this stuff usable -meaning it is easy to admin all these virtual boxes.

    52. Re:Computers will be everywhere by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      According to benchmarks, even old versions of Java are within a factor of 2 in performance with C++. See Java Performance Comparison with C/C++.

      You can get in this neighborhood, but it involves using object pools and the like -- significant optimizations. This is not just taking a C++ program and coding it in Java. Furthermore, these benchmarks are pretty optimal situations for Java -- straight factoring (presumably using primitive typtes, not objects, which avoids a lot of the performance problems in Java), file I/O (not compute or memory bound), memory allocations *using arrays only of primitives*, which avoids a major Java performance hit -- dealing with arrays of objects, which *requires* runtime type work.

      In sum, if I were choosing a set of benchmarks to favor Java, I could not have chosen a better set.

      Don't get me wrong. Java has very good applications. It's just that CPU-bound ones (what we're talking about, and what Sun has sold it as) are not one of them. For user-bound or network-bound systems, it provides fast development, and good error checking.

      Why? A well written distributed application can scale to thousands of CPU's.

      Okay, there are a couple of issues. My main point is that, well, imagine a line that looks like this: ":::::::::::" This line of ten colons represents all the CPU-bound realtime problems (about 10 orders of magnitude instructions per second) that can be solved on a desktop. The next line represents the range of problems that can be solved on a cluster of machines ":::" -- about three orders of magnitude beyond single-system problems. It's much more expensive to run a 1000 computer cluster than it is a single computer system. Now, in academic scientific computing, there are frequently people with a good handle on what kinds of requirements their algorithms require when they're writing the thing. However, Sun also doesn't sell a lot of "scalable systems" to academia. They do sell a lot to business, where there's a stunning number of incredibly awful programmers running around (any time I see "web and Java developer" I get scared -- there is a stunningly high proportion of really awful developers in said field). I stand by my claim that, for real world systems, using C++ alone will generally give an order of magnitude improvement ":" over Java. Chosing more intelligent algorithms can easily reduce a problem by many orders of magnitude, but since it's hard to predict whether you've had an incompement developer working on a system or a really good mathematician working on parallizing a fluid dynamics problem, we'll let that sit.

      Now, remember that most very large jobs like the ones you mentioned (weather modeling, fluid dynamics, etc) do not need to be completed in a second. An hour, or even a day might work. If we're allowing a job to be completed in under three hours rather than in one second, the "single desktop" bar is suddenly extended by four more bars, while the "thousand computer cluster" remains the same. now we have "::::::::::::::" compared to ":::". So we have a little tiny, constantly moving window compared to a large bar -- and our ability to shift that window around is quite high, given our ability to use a different language or algorithm.

      You don't think that eBay, or a bank, or an airline runs on 1 CPU, do you?

      No. But much of that is for reliability reasons, not because the problem is computationally so difficult that a single P4 cannot solve it in a timely manner. About 1.5 billion (well, before September 11th) commercial passengers are carried worldwide by all airlines put together each year. That works out to about 47 passengers a second. The I/O bandwidth required to run a transaction-oriented database that can perform 47 transactions a second is below what a P4 and consumer motherboard can do by many, many orders of magnitude. Of course, it's a bit more complex than that -- airlanes have their own databases that must talk to airports, and probably more is done

    53. Re:Computers will be everywhere by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      What a glorious dream! Only it's no bloody good if your refridgerator's computer tells the stores computer that your out of milk. I'm sure it's very nice to know, but it doesn't do anything for the cow, the farmer, the store owner, or you. Same thing with your security system. It's all well and good that the security system's computer calls the police's computer, but it doesn't do anything to help *you* get a *cop* when you need one.

    54. Re:Computers will be everywhere by ahdeoz · · Score: 0

      Hey, AT&T might rule the world of computing, except they couldn't sell Unix because they abused their Monopoly status. That's the rules of the game. No, the laws were written for natural monopolies (like SO), not state sponsored ones (like AT&T.)

    55. Re:Computers will be everywhere by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      ...building computers into your refridgerator which order milk for you when you run out,...

      This always seemed to me a very poorly-thought out example. Too often, people have leftovers, or homemade casseroles, or whatever. What good does it do me to track the four or five things in my refrigerator (no 'D') that may or may not have spoiled, be 99% empty, etc., just because they came from the grocer? Unless my cupboard also "knows" what it contains ("You have... five... slices of bread. It is time to refill your salt shaker."), it just seems a half-assed solution that adds a step to the cooking process.

  8. Discrete projects by BWJones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    learly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

    Absolutely. But I don't see large scale distributed computing or "utility computing" working in the public domain for more than a few conceptually cohesive projects (think SETI and Folding@home for publicly available projects). On the other hand individual companies could certainly take advantage of this concept for internal projects while harnessing the computing power that many of them already have in abundance. The problem is bringing all of this computing power (desktop systems) together easily and without hassle. Software like Pooch and Xgrid are decidedly the way to go here allowing companies to harness space CPU cycles for anything from rendering to bioinformatics to modeling airflow or turbulence. For instance, how many computers are at organizations like Lockheed Martin? Or Genentech? Or at most Universities?

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    1. Re:Discrete projects by ExistentialFeline · · Score: 1

      Offloaded processing for small mobile devices would almost seem to demand a uniform platform to harness spare CPU cycles locally, though a large scale version of distributed computing wouldn't be necessary.

    2. Re:Discrete projects by glinden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with distributed ("utility") computing is that communication between the processing units is expensive (high latency, in particular), so your task needs to be divisible into many almost completely independent pieces. While a some CPU intensive tasks do fit that model (protein folding, Seti@Home, DNA analysis, some search problems, some AI problems), most don't.

      So, I'm basically agreeing with you that utility computing is applicable to only a small subset of interesting problems. A useful subset, but only a subset.

  9. "Organic," Grab your shovels by UrgleHoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like the standard round of buzzword bingo.

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    1. Re:"Organic," Grab your shovels by ooby · · Score: 1

      Is it me, or do all of these terms mean different things?

      "Modularizing" doesn't mean anything.

      "Integrating" is used all the time in test processes. (not to mention "process")

      Organic computing seems to me to be some sort of carbon-based machine, rather than the Silicon-based computers of today.

    2. Re:"Organic," Grab your shovels by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      In my SO's office, it's called bullshit bingo. A far more appropriate name, if you ask me.

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  10. Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anything by krog · · Score: 3, Informative

    She has enough money in her coffers (thanks to over 6000 layoffs translating to a $150M bonus last year) to give everyone she's ever met the finger, buy an island somewhere near the equator, and sip margaritas all day every day until she dies a miserable and lonely death.

    She knows nothing about technology, and rather little about business. She only knows how to drain money. Don't expect to see HP change the face of computing with her in the captain's chair.

  11. It's simple by rm+-rf+$HOME · · Score: 4, Interesting

    All that they're flogging is this: lots of intercommunicating little computers in everything. We're already about halfway there -- between the XBox, Tivo, and KISS Technology's (GPL-violating) DVD player, *normal* people are more likely than ever to have a computer connected to their television without even knowing it.

    1. Re:It's simple by acramon1 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, I think they're flogging a bit more than just that: they're envisioning more widespread use of distributed computing. Distributed computing, according to these market leaders, will enable companies to come up with a working, marketable, and profitable way to sell computing power to other companies through "utility"-like means (think "metered", like electricity).

      As for what that means for us *normal* people, maybe it means we can opt to make an extra penny or two running an IBM branded screensaver that runs computations for them (kind of like SETI@Home, just profitable). Or maybe it means we'll be forced to do the same for free if we use a Microsoft product =). Who knows?

    2. Re:It's simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, it's just for IBM to sell to their customers. They will rent the computers, and if they unexpectedly need 4x the CPU for the next 3.5 hours, they get it immediately. The alternative is for the company to keep the 4x the CPU power around by buying lots of hardware and letting it sit idle most of the time. Then still, if they guessed wrong and they needed 5x the CPU power, they are still screwed.

      The company's apps will run on huge server farms, along with other company's apps. The IBM hardware can split fractional CPU's, so it's reasonable to partition a machine (in real-time) so that AT&T gets 1 gig of RAM with 2.5 CPUs, and Bank One gets 3 gigs of RAM, with 1.5 CPUs. Then if Bank One suddenly needs another 3.75 CPU's, they can allocate that from another machine and migrate the process in real-time.

      It has nothing to do with SETI, or running applications on random home computers in bedrooms across the Internet.

  12. Clearly, something monumental must be excreted... by quonsar · · Score: 1
    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing

    no, just more crapspeak from the usual pack of rabid weasles jockeying for the best position from which to loot the citizenry.

  13. Well. It's Marketing-Speak. by Czernobog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because managers have taken over from engineers.
    The real problem is that if the masters of saying nothing by saying a lot, like the Economist is, don't understand what these IT heavyweights are saying, there must not really be much behind the terms...

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  14. Good Word for it by Stiletto · · Score: 3, Funny

    An appropriate term is:

    Bullshit Computing

    or maybe PADOS "Pump And Dump Our Stock" Computing

  15. first things first ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i just wanna bury a 80 km 1 gig vibre optic cable
    without goverment hassel.

    i just wanna drown a 1 gig vibre optic cable from
    one continent to the other without goverment
    hassel.

    i just wanna stick a cheap 10 km reach WiFi antenna on my roof without goverment hassel.

    once everybody gets some thru "low-cost" high-speed bandwidth we might start thinking about
    the "next big thing(tm)".

    (rediculous! the equipment is all available
    off the shelve but many non-us goverment have IT/
    telecommunications ministeries straight out of
    the dark ages. "oh! how nice to have a 3.2 GHz
    intel 4 on a 128/64 adsl line ...")

    1. Re:first things first ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      plus a side note:

      having a gigabit ethernet home-lan that has twice
      the capacity of outbound traffic of a WHOLE
      country is a bit ...

  16. The unexplainable e-business on demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    When I started IBM recently (posting as AC to protect the innocent), I had to attend an orientation class covering IBM's policies and so forth. One of the topics was the "E-business on demand" initiative, IBM's next big thing.

    The instructor couldn't explain it, so she brought in a marketing exec, who could only define it in terms of itself. "E-business on demand is about computing, on demand, for e-business." Sprinkle in a healthy dose of meaningless adjectives, and you get the picture.

    I'll tell you, it's pervasive. Since then, I've not found one person who can give a cohesive definition at this company. And yet, it's supposed to be my driving force and ultimate goal.

    yay.

    1. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by Angry+Toad · · Score: 1

      It seems to me the really "big things" were driven by new abilities suddenly being given to large numbers of people. Witness the PC (computing power for the masses), computers games (amazing fun new technology available to everytone), and the web (point-and-click internet for the masses). Heck, even the porn industry - in my day it took work to get your pron, sonny. I don't think it's possible to decide what the "next big thing" will be and then go out and create it, but I'm reasonably certain that some invisible business web of accounting computers ain't gonna be it.

      Cheap, easy, unregulated mid-range wireless networking? Now that could do it - allowing the masses to create their own interweb and plug into it by just sticking a box into their computer.

    2. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is what compuserve started out doing at least 3 decades ago it called "timesharing". Nothing new just an old idea being given new life by people who don't have any original ideas.

    3. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by richieb · · Score: 1
      I'll tell you, it's pervasive. Since then, I've not found one person who can give a cohesive definition at this company. And yet, it's supposed to be my driving force and ultimate goal.

      They probably used BS Generator to come with all this.

      Today I will unleash my spiritual consciousness and then leverage my universal divinity to manifest my core realization. There, I said it!

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    4. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by sol_geek77 · · Score: 1

      I too have been trying to understand utility computing but more so wondering if my managers understand what it is.. This article at least gives me some hope for my management, but the title says "Thinking Through Buzzword Overload" and there are still a lot of crappy buzzwords unexplained.

      http://www.sun.com/executives/perspectives/buzzw or d.html

      The bottom line, I think when the engineers figure out how to make utility computing work (whith little to no direction), then maybe the managers will have an idea of what it is.

    5. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also an IBMer...the scary bit is the intranet claiming 51% of IBMers feel that they can clearly explain the on demand strategy. I am not one of them, and don't know anyone who is...

    6. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by FleaPlus · · Score: 3, Informative

      This seems to give a half-decent explanation.

    7. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      The only example I've ever heard that made any sense for onDemand computing was Wimbledon's sponsors (a British Tennis organisation) that needed signifcicantly more web hosting capability around the two weeks of the tourney, so they used OnDemand servicess to add like 10x the servers and bandwidth to their web page, and take it away a week after the tourney ended. Kind of a limited use technology, but great for seasonal businesses. The rest of their case studies were "on demand" applied to the same thing they did for the past three years stuff like automated ordering/manufacturing/sales etc.

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    8. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by PugMajere · · Score: 1

      Simple - that's everyone with the title "manager".

    9. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      There's a link that another poster put up from IBM that has a good explanation, and it means somewhat more than the scalability issue you're referring to with Wimbledon. It's also about having quickly responsive links from end-to-end across a business' processes, so that a salesman in the field can, for example, trigger a number of events immediately based upon a customer inquiry. This is more than "automated ordering/manufacturing/sales," in that by using things like Web Services, the response time can be near instantaneous, rather than passing through a network of systems via batch jobs that may take hours or days to close the loop.

      Of course, this is pretty expensive stuff to put in place. It's certainly not for SMB's but if you work in IT for a Fortune 500-style company, I would think this will become a hot field to work in for the next few years.

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    10. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Welcome to business under MBAs.
      IF you really want IBM's guiding goals, it are these:

      1. Make lots of money legally!
      2. If you have an idea, give it to R&D to develop. We will make money off it in the future if not now.
      3. If we have some company that plays real hard ball with us, put them on the black list.
      4. Remember the black list. Remember we will get our enemies in the end!
      5. Don't worry about the black list, we have another division working on it.
      6. Remember all those companies that have been scratched off the black list.

    11. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

      The more I read about the more I have come to the opinion it must be one of three conclusions:

      1. These companies seem to want to sell remote computing power - as in they'll help whenever the needs of your busines overload your comapnies computers or at peak times.

      2. These companies seem to want to set up your comapnies computers so they run seemlessly (in other words, they never crash, never fail, are always connected to each other, you never have problems with them in any way, etc) possibly by being linked to an outside source like say an ms update network and that everything will be automatic. Basically, you buy the computers, set them up, turn them on, and that's it. From their they take care of themselves - with a little help from and a little money every month to the company that you bought them from of course.

      3. They want to run your server and computer network for you. You give them your site or database, they maintain and run it. You log in to their computer network, access your stuff on their resources, and they take care of it so you can concentrate on your business.

      From reading what's out there and attempting to make sense from the multitude of buzzwords these ceos seem to spout every couple of minutes, I figure it has to be one of these. The companies themselves might not known; they might still be deciding. It seems obvious the CEO's of these companies don't know. They spout buzzwords that don't mean anything, pretend they know at least something about the products their company is making (Carly F. it is blantaly obvious doesn't know the first thing about networks or computers - probably thinks you can handle computers like you would sell sowing machines or radios, a clasic mistake in the world of tech), and are not giving anyone in their respective companies a clear idea of what their own companies are doing. In other words, the leadership doesn't know what the hell is going on anymore in these companies and hence no one else is sure either. The ppl who do know (the techs) are probably too busy trying to make it work than to try spending a year explaining it to their business major ceo who still won't get it.

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    12. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I started IBM recently

      I'm pretty sure IBM was started a long time ago. Either you're lying or the founders of IBM have a completely different perspective of time. I fear.

    13. Re:The unexplainable e-business on demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sam, as the new CEO you should be able to order someone to explain it to you.

  17. On Demand from IBM by mekkab · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought the core idea of IBM on-demand computing was having a box with 12 processors, but you are only paying for 4. Then, during a particularly busy time, your CPU usage goes way up- 80%. You then have the flexibility of having other CPU's "turn on" to meet the load... think of it as being able to handle a slashdotting dynamically ('cept with CPU, not bandwitdh).

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    1. Re:On Demand from IBM by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      If that is the case, then this is not a new idea. This is a technological extension of what's known as a "consignment inventory." For example:

      A paper company and a printing company might have an agreement for the paper company to store their paper on the printer's property, but the paper company retains title to the paper. The printer only pays for the paper that they use.

      In IBM's case, you would let IBM store *their* hardware (not yours...important point) on your property and you would only pay for what you use.

      Did I just cut through the bullshit or what? :)

    2. Re:On Demand from IBM by Cherveny · · Score: 1

      I believe you are on the mark here. With HP's rollout of their "execuspeak" version of this, their main change in the way the charge for machine CPUs, whereby you only pay for the number of CPUs you actually use, and you can allocate them dynamically.

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    3. Re:On Demand from IBM by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Thats a clear analogy that was easy to understand. I don't think you have a future in selling technology. ;)

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    4. Re:On Demand from IBM by Daniel+Boisvert · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm fairly certain that used to be the case when *everybody* was running mainframe environments (not that lots of folks still aren't), but the key to the new version of this is that it'll be done over the network.

      Look at it from IBM's perspective. You can have 8 extra processors on-site for each client for those few times when they need the extra CPU, or you can have massive datacenters all over the world with a pool of extra CPU's to draw from. The latter will lead to unprecedented economies of scale as you can reassign computrons dynamically between clients to whomever needs them most, while still maintaining a comfortable cushion. Those economies of scale likely mean both lower prices for the customers as well as increased profit for IBM, because it drastically increases the efficiency of their services.

      I would be surprised if IBM was *not* working on a way to make applications portable across architectures also, and the push towards Linux on everything would seem to support this endeavour, irrespective of all the other reasons.

      Imagine buying systems capabilities instead of machines. Let's say you need gobs of CPU but not so much I/O bandwidth. Your jobs are allocated to a Power-based compute node. Let's say you need gobs of I/O bandwidth but not so much CPU. Your jobs are allocated to a zSeries machine. Now things get *really* interesting when your job first needs lots of I/O, then lots of CPU, then settles down for a bit. Your job could get reallocated across the grid based on its needs at any given moment.

      The technical end of making transfers of processes and datasets seamless is where the difficulty lays, and all of the 800lb gorillas are chomping at the bit to get it working first. The first one to do it right stands to make a fortune.

      Dan

    5. Re:On Demand from IBM by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Yes, but why keep paying forever for CPU rental, when in about 6 months, something from AMD for the consumer market will blow your expensive shit away?

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    6. Re:On Demand from IBM by slim · · Score: 1

      I thought the core idea of IBM on-demand computing was having a box with 12 processors, but you are only paying for 4.

      Nearly. IBM is a sevices company. Think of the same principle, only with services. For example, let's say IBM is hosting a web site for you. On Demand means that if your site gets Slashdotted, there's a simple and instant process whereby you can ask them to flick a switch, and another 10 servers suddenly become part of your cluster.

      The philosophy is to think of services like hosting as a utility, like mains water. If you need more water today than you did yesterday, just leave the tap on for longer.

      OnDemand also has elements of turnaround time. Where before it may have been acceptable to accept orders for a service, then spend a month sourcing the hardware, building the environment, and getting the system up and running, OnDemand means you call up and have your servers ready pretty much instantly.

      None of this involves particularly radical new technology, but it does involve a new way of looking at service offerings: a focus on off-the-shelf one-size-fits-all offerings, as opposed to bespoke development; having hardware set up and ready to go, being able to move functionality around to wherever the free cycles are, etc.

    7. Re:On Demand from IBM by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Because your rental provider will do they upgrade and keep you up to date. That is one of the advantages for a business to not own hardware if they need all the power they can get.

    8. Re:On Demand from IBM by wedgehead · · Score: 1

      Your job could get reallocated across the grid based on its needs at any given moment. ... we already have this. They call it offshoring.

    9. Re:On Demand from IBM by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      IBM: Hey, get out of our labs, and stop posting it on Slashdot!

      (Posted as AC to protect the innocent)

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    10. Re:On Demand from IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think this is interesting at all. Internet folks thought QoS was the big shizznit, but it has gone nowhere. I think that improvements in manufactured systems will always outpace improvements in the network, so companies will always do what they already do: Buy their own shit, and keep it locked in their own closet.

    11. Re:On Demand from IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting as AC because I think it's ok to post, but better safe than sorry.

      Actually, we're not about making applications run on any os, we're making VMware packages of the app that can be moved and loaded on the fly to boxes as needed. (At least on the intel side of the house, not sure about the p/z series side).

      Basically you wrap application X in one of these VMware setups and put it in a central repository. Mangement software loads and unloads as necessary the app on the boxes. All the monitoring is in place so you can go both ways. If an app isn't using many resources, other apps may be loaded to increase efficiency. Or if the app isn't using much, and there's already an instance somewhere else, ditch it and get something else that needs more (cycles|io|ram).

      Most of this has linux running as the base OS, with VMware hosting whatever os (Win, OS/2, Linux) the actual app needs.

      There's a lot more involved (dynamic clusters, image management, etc), but that's pretty much the jist of it.

    12. Re:On Demand from IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The more things change, the more they stay the same .. only with faster CPU's and networks.

      This is called 'timesharing', and has been done for 50 years on mainframes. The business model is well understood to IBM. The model was appropriate when computing hardware cost in the millions, and smaller companies really had no alternative but to 'share'.

      As someone who worked in that environment 20 years ago, both as a provider and a customer, I can say that it is not an appropriate solution in all circumstances for several reasons. All can be summed up as: you no longer own your applications and data in any real sense - you are allowed access to them at the convenience of the timesharing company. In practice, this means that they can charge you whatever you can pay, and give you whatever service level they can get away with. Lower costs for customers ? ... hah! Better availability of applications ? ... hah! The only problem solved by this topology is that you don't need your own datacenter/support staff. The price you pay for not having your own is IMHO worth much more than the savings.

      On paper, these things always look great (wow, I get access to tera-flops of power for pennies), but have problems in practice (your contract says you can only have those tera-flops at a time of day that doesn't fit your business process, or that there is no 'guarantee' of available power - if some better-paying customer is sucking up the tera-flops, your computing tasks *wait*). Think of the difference between the way cable/DSL ISP's advertise their speed, and what they actually deliver to you personally.

      Not exactly the situation I want to be in when I could be running my own hardware for the same cost of using a 'timeshare' service.

  18. Another term by rbolkey · · Score: 0

    I always liked the term "vapor"

  19. Profound things that are hard to name... by iota · · Score: 1

    It has been my experience that typically those "profound" things that are hard to name belong to the realm of acedemics, etc. -- and most people just don't care to have them explained, they simply want to use them, or do whatever it is. It's like stopping to explain what a complex, wonderful, amazing thing the human digestive and waste systems are when all someone wants to do it sit on the damn pot.

  20. I think I know by pantycrickets · · Score: 1, Funny

    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.

    I think it's clear they are all refering to SkyOS. It's been rumoured that HP is planning on dropping HP-UX in favor of SkyOS sometime in 2004.

  21. Re:Utility Computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this case... I would say it is whack. Thanks for your thoughtful comment.

  22. Biz Lingo by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    ..."adaptive" information technology is about. It has something to do with "Darwinian reference architectures", she suggests, and also with "modularising" and "integrating", as well as with lots of "enabling" and "processes"... Microsoft's Bill Gates talks of "seamless computing". Other vendors prefer "ubiquitous", "autonomous" or "utility" computing. Forrester Research, a consultancy, likes "organic". Gartner, a rival, opts for "real-time". Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

    Except for the Darwin part, it sounds like the usual, meaningless biz lingo.


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  23. Not a new idea, but a good one by laird · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was at Thinking Machines (the company that invented massively parallel computing) a decade ago, and back then Danny Hillis talked frequently about "utility computing" -- the idea that your computations would know how to flow back to wherever it needed to be done. So you'd work on a desktop computer and the user interactive bits would run locally, harder parts would flow back to a big CPU in the basement, and the really hard parts could flow back to a city supercomputer, in a CPU equivalent of the power grid.

    At a high level, it's a pretty simple idea, and very powerful.

    At the detailed level, there are some amazingly hard problems to solve. Like, for example, how does software get split into parts that can be separated with minimal communications overhead, or how do you decide when a task would run more efficiently spread across a bunch of CPU's, or how do you keep running smoothly when a network outage causes 10% of your CPU's to drop off of the grid. ...

    I suspect that the reason that all of the big companies are pitching this is that:

    1) CPU's and operating systems have been commoditized by Intel/AMD/etc. and Linux, and they want to have a reason for you to buy bigger/better/more expensive systems.

    2) Once one of them announced it, they all have to have a "response".

    That being said, I think that what they're doing is going to be of real value to high-end customers. If you're running a farm of 5,000 servers, you really need the software to be self-healing, etc.

    1. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by awol · · Score: 1

      Close, but I think a previous poster had it closer. As I understand the HP and IBM pitch (and I have seen the HP pitch). You buy a big box from them which has lots of CPU/Disk/bandwidth and they plug in the CPU/Disk/bandwidth meter to the box. You pay for the amount of CPU/disk/bandwidth you use per period.

      It is a very interesting model. Why? Well because under it, computing resources are like electricity. You pay for what you use and the kit they sell you is like the grid with all kinds of excess capacity built in so that they can feed your need when you need it without making you take the bit capital hit up front. Why does it work for them? Well because of the way hardware is going the marginal cost of shipping an extra CPU in the box is decreasing disproportionally faster than the marginal benefit of the extra CPU worth of power _at the most convenient time_ (that last bit is _real_ important).

      Even more so, like you suggest in your post, as the problems of breaking computation down into the local/machine room/local region become solved, they can ship the box out of your machine room into the region and they can decrease the marginal cost of deployment by spreading it accross your business and the one next door, mapping processes to servers so that your peak times don't coincide. And you will already be comfortable with your monthly bill of FLOPS/Mb/Gb hours.

      I figure it is the only way they can come close to arresting the slide in marginal revenue for computation power.

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    2. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by woo2the2 · · Score: 1


      I suspect that the reason that all of the big companies are pitching this is that:

      1) CPU's and operating systems have been commoditized by Intel/AMD/etc. and Linux, and they want to have a reason for you to buy bigger/better/more expensive systems.

      Why would AMD and Intel want to make computing more efficient? Efficiency = more with the same or less = fewer CPU's. If anything, Intel and AMD want you to buy enough CPU horsepower to do it all yourself, not farm it out to "someone" else who has excess capacity.

      The one way I see Intel/AMD winning in this "intiative" is for them to position themselves as the silicon that makes it all work together - network processors, mobile silicon and the like.

    3. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by micromoog · · Score: 1
      At the detailed level, there are some amazingly hard problems to solve. Like, for example, how does software get split into parts that can be separated with minimal communications overhead, or how do you decide when a task would run more efficiently spread across a bunch of CPU's, or how do you keep running smoothly when a network outage causes 10% of your CPU's to drop off of the grid. ...

      Or the hardest problem of all: how often does an organization need CPU power beyond that of a typical modern desktop machine? It seems that in most cases, the bandwidth and infrastructure required to ship "hard" CPU problems off to a more powerful computer is cost-prohibitive; with today's CPUs, it generally would be more efficient just to do the work locally.

      SETI, Folding@Home, etc. are important exceptions, but seemingly rare types of problems (especially in the business arena where these companies are attempting to sell their stuff). This is an elegant solution for a problem that hardly exists.

    4. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Hence the problem with utility computing.

      Plenty of desktop computers today are more powerful and have more storage available than a midrange server of 5 years ago.

      As long as that growth pattern persists, nobody is going to buy the $5 million city supercomputer, because it is cheaper and more effective to buy faster workstations as needed.

      If and when the computer market matures and stabilizes, utility computing will be a real thing... and computer companies will behave like utilitiy companies.

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    5. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      So you'd work on a desktop computer and the user interactive bits would run locally, harder parts would flow back to a big CPU in the basement, and the really hard parts could flow back to a city supercomputer, in a CPU equivalent of the power grid.

      But Average Joe doesn't need anywhere near that. He doesn't even need all of the power his current desktop has. This is the whole principle behind SETI@home, etc. This would be great for researchers or hard-core computer users like 3d designers or cad engineers.

      But until Average Joe needs it, it won't be anywhere near the equivalent of the powergrid. But for those hard-core users, perhaps something like Internet2 will spring up and connect those that really need it.

      A decade ago I don't know if anyone seriously believed that home computers would be running at multiple Ghz. If I recall 1995, a 50Mhz computer was hot stuff, with 8Mb of RAM if you were lucky. Lately I've been looking at prices on a 3.0Ghz computer with 4Gb of RAM. That just wasn't in my vocabulary back then!

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    6. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by laird · · Score: 1

      "But Average Joe doesn't need anywhere near that."

      That's why HP, IBM, Sun, etc., are pitching this to high-end enterprise customers. ;-)

      That being said, if it got easy enough, there are occasional scenarios where Average Joe could use a compute resource larger than his computer. For example, if he's editing a home video and doing compute intensive transitions. But aside from speeding up some things that people do now, a "compute grid" could enable things that people don't do now because it's not possible, "blue sky" stuff.

    7. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by laird · · Score: 1

      "Or the hardest problem of all: how often does an organization need CPU power beyond that of a typical modern desktop machine?"

      This isn't a technique that applies to word processing. Think about enterprise class problems such as data mining. When you're American Express, analyzing terabytes of purchasing data to identify customer behavior models (which they do, and make a fortune on), you don't do that on a desktop computer. When you're an oil company, processing seismic survey data, you don't do that on a desktop computer. When you're computing payrolls for 20,000 employees you don't do that on a desktop computer. You get the idea.

      So while desktop computers are wonderful and astoundingly fast, there are important business problems that can't be solved in a reasonable period of time on one. That's why people make servers, mainframes, etc. All this is, is an attempt to use clever software to make distributed computing as manageable as mainframes are, while taking advantage of the astounding better price/performance that you get for using commodity components instead of niche hardware.

    8. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

      Didn't this happen in the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, when the drinks machine couldn't figure out why Arthur Dent wanted a cup of dried leaves, boiled (tea) and enlisted the help of Eddie the Shipboard computer. (If I remember rightly, this nearly resulted in the destruction of the Heart of Gold.)

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    9. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by micromoog · · Score: 1
      Most of the problems like your examples are at least as I/O-bound as they are CPU-bound. Analyzing "terabytes of purchasing data" will NOT work using a distributed solution with commodity hardware. Likewise "computing payroll for 20,000 employees" (although at that scale, a modern desktop-class computer could handle it quite nicely). I can't make an informed comment on the seismic data example, so I'll assume it's valid.

      There are relatively few problems with low I/O requirements and high CPU requirements, which is where distributed computing shows its worth. This is a very, very tiny niche. The vast majority of businesses will never have a necessity for something like this . . . I wonder where HP and the like expect this market to materialize from.

    10. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by bluGill · · Score: 1

      But the average joe does need all his power. He just needs it for short impulses, not all the time. When I open a new window I want it open now, not in one second. It takes a powerful CPU to take all the eye candy I have and put it in a window that still pops up fast enough that it happens appearently instantly. Even when I was use a 1.6Mhz Atari 8bit most of the time I wasn't using all the CPU, but that CPU wasn't powerful enough for the times I did use it all. (though most of the time things were programed around the CPU limitations so it seemed like it was powerful enough).

      When the CPU can deal with the instant demands without appearent delay it is fast enough. It needs to cover all problems cases though.

    11. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by aminorex · · Score: 1

      When the platform is object-aware, then intercommunication
      between objects can be used to schedule them
      in space/time so that affinity bonds are honored.
      Until the platform does that, it all has to be
      coded into the application. The result is very
      good performance, in the near-term of technique,
      but like the use of HLLs vs. machine-dependent code,
      once such platforms are established in the market,
      they will automate the analysis and design of
      distribution architecture, just as compilers have
      automated the analysis and design of load balance
      over pipeline stages, execution units, and
      access latencies to a higher degree than can be
      reasonbly demanded of even the rare virtuouso
      programmer.

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    12. Re:Not a new idea, but a good one by PD · · Score: 1

      Also, they virtualize machines, and the newest hardware can do fractional CPU allocations. You can have a single 4 CPU box split up between 18 users, each thinks they have their own machine with its own processors, but in reality, it might actually be only 0.2 of the real processors, disk, and memory on the machine.

      The old mainframes could do this for years. Sun can do this a little bit. The new IBM pSeries machines running Linux have this capability.

  24. The Big Thing by Tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

    Absolutely. It's called saturation and we're closing in on it. So the marketing drones are in red alert to find something different to sell before the old business runs out.

    Note the keyword "different". Also note that to marketing it means something entirely... uh, different, then to you and me.
    It's a bit like C++ and C - there is a new paradigm, a new approach, and some real technical differences. A lot of books get written, some people become famous, some rich, a few both. In the end, though, 90% of what you're actually writing doesn't change. It's still "i++;" and "exit 1 /* fucking bug I can't find! */"

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    1. Re:The Big Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's still "i++;" and "exit 1 /* fucking bug I can't find! */"
      Try:
      exit (1); /* this should fix it*/

      ; and ( )s help =)
  25. something tells me by GillBates0 · · Score: 1

    this big unknown "thing" is a laptop on two wheels that doubles up as a scooter. the big feature of this new design is that it warns the user that the battery is running down by throwing the user onto the street and crashing the harddisk.

    it'll look something like this
    ___
    I
    o-o

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    1. Re:something tells me by olip · · Score: 1
      [quote]
      ___

      o-o
      [/quote]
      You know this is the best Dilbert forehead ascii art I've ever seen ?

  26. This is great news for software developers... by D-Cypell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look at it this way... if we cant work out what a "Darwinian reference architecture" is, the indians must be totally fucking baffled!

    1. Re:This is great news for software developers... by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, Darwinian is the method of evolution, by which blind forces may make an alteration, and if that is more succesful than the previous mode, then it will succeed.

      So by the use of the term 'Darwinian', would that mean that HP have now sacked anyone capable of developing a long term plan, and they are now blindly altering and testing things they already have to see if they are in some way better than they used to be, without any real understanding of what they're doing?

    2. Re:This is great news for software developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually, I think Indians are much more familiar with Darwinian reference architectures than over-fed Americans who go running to their government safety nets whenever things get a little tough.

    3. Re:This is great news for software developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think Indians are much more familiar with Darwinian reference architectures than over-fed Americans who go running to their government safety nets whenever things get a little tough.

      As an over-fed American, this upset me so much I had to go make an appointment at my local National Health Service clinic. Oh wait...

    4. Re:This is great news for software developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      than over-fed Americans who go running to their government safety nets whenever things get a little tough.

      A pretty ridiculous comment, considering that India is about the most bureaucratic nation on earth.

  27. Huge winner = information management at O/S level by master_p · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The winner will be the one that provides information management at O/S level. Right now, O/Ss can do a lot of technical stuff, but they can't manage information. External apps are needed for that.

    But humans want to manage information, not an O/S. The first operating system that manages information instead of binary files will be the basis for a huge winner.

  28. Computing Dynamics. by torpor · · Score: 1

    The nature and form of computing as it progresses and adapts over time to the needs and demands of its users.

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  29. Better than the last big thing by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    I just hope that whatever IT is, is better than the last thing that was going to change the world. Although, the jury may still be out, I hardly think This little beauty has or will.

  30. What is old is new again... by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think this is computing coming full circle. At the beginning, you paid for computing by the amount you used it. As PC's be came ubiquitous, that fell by the wayside, as the accounting just seemed to be too much. Now that times are getting tight again, they are looking toward providing computing power as needed (and paying for it) as opposed to having it all on standby.

    Everything else is marketing gobbletygook.

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    "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    1. Re:What is old is new again... by BillFarber · · Score: 1
      Now that times are getting tight again,

      What?!? How much are you paying for processor cycles now compared to 1,2,5,10 years ago. What, exactly, about computing is getting so tight?

    2. Re:What is old is new again... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "What, exactly, about computing is getting so tight?"

      Nothing about "computing" is getting tight. It is IT Dept budgets getting tight.

      For years companies were sold computers and software based on the idea that they would make money for the companies. Now companies are realizing that their software does NOT make money, and their IT departments are NOT profit centers. They are starting to treat IT as a tool to help with their real business. Once IT is seen as a tool, it gets treated like any other tool - use it when needed, put it away when you don't.

      Carly Fiorina et al. see this coming, and are trying to get ahead of it. Unfortunately, they can't just come out and say "We took you for a ride for years; now that the gravy train is over we want you to give us more money to tell you how to get off the treadmill." Hence, the marketspeak.

      It doesn't matter how cheap a tool (cpu cycle capacity) is: if you don't need it, it's a waste of money.

      --
      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    3. Re:What is old is new again... by Lozzer · · Score: 1

      I think Cal Shirky said it best.

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      Special Relativity: The person in the other queue thinks yours is moving faster.
    4. Re:What is old is new again... by Lozzer · · Score: 1

      Err, that would be Clay Shirky. Doh!

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      Special Relativity: The person in the other queue thinks yours is moving faster.
  31. Gordian Knot by Moeses · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

    But if you have no idea what it is how can you claim it to be profound? Remember the Segway?

    Perhaps the simpler explaination is that they are making lame-brained babble about how there are lots of computers now, there are going to be even more and they need to be easier to use? They then pick some high falutin sounding words that kind of describe some aspect of that as they see it.

    Just maybe?!

    Really, anything short on details and full of buzzwords probably isn't a big deal - or anything at all. Yes, there are current trends in the way computers are used that is changing. There usually are. There IS a push that people want SERVICES, not computers. They want INFORMATION, not machines. People don't want to worry about running servers and infrastuctures and they also don't want to have to deal with a lot of computery stuff to do things in their daily life like listen to music, communicate, etc.

    Nothing new here.

    1. Re:Gordian Knot by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      "Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

      But if you have no idea what it is how can you claim it to be profound? Remember the Segway?

      Your point is correct, but the reason the article calls it "profound" is because it's being slightly sarcastic.

      Shocking for The Economist I know, but it does happen.

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    2. Re:Gordian Knot by Moeses · · Score: 1

      Heh, I can laugh at myself. I guess I don't differentiate between real idiocy and sarcastic idiocy too well before my morning coffee!

    3. Re:Gordian Knot by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1
      Heh, I can laugh at myself. I guess I don't differentiate between real idiocy and sarcastic idiocy too well before my morning coffee!

      I know the one :o)

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  32. Profound indeed. by FreeLinux · · Score: 1

    Just like the profound, paradigm-shifting, mind-blowing, earth shattering concept that was Application Service Providers(ASP).

    For those that don't know it, the ASP model has generally proven to be a failure and this "new" concept seem like just another rehashing of the ASP model. But, this time they are going after CPU cycles rather than just applications.

  33. Sounds a lot like George Carlin by sparkie · · Score: 1

    You will not hear me use the words "modularising" , I will not be "integrating", nor will I be "enabling", Nothing will be "processed", It most certainly is not "on-demand", my jokes are not "seamless", We will not be "ubiquitous", "autonomous", "organic", And things won't be done in "real-time"

  34. Hand in hand with offshoring by Phaid · · Score: 4, Insightful
    IBM, HP, etc, are already offshoring massive numbers of jobs. This makes their outsourcing business, where they get paid to manage e.g. AT&T's networks, really profitable. But the problem for them is, the small fish are getting away. Small and medium-sized businesses don't really tend to outsource their IT processes, so there's a lost opportunity. If Carly's vision is implemented and IT becomes a generic service, they'll be able to market it at these smaller organizations and really rake in the dough. It's summed up quite well in this passage:
    Some day, firms will indeed stop maintaining huge, complex and expensive computer systems that often sit idle and cannot communicate with the computers of suppliers and customers. Instead, they will outsource their computing to specialists (IBM, HP, etc) and pay for it as they use it, just as they now pay for their electricity, gas and water. As with such traditional utilities, the complexity of the supply-systems will be entirely hidden from users.
    This way, the "specialists" can offshore the whole thing, pay a bunch of Indian tech slaves peanuts to run it, and charge you a rate that's just low enough to make it seem like a great deal compared to buying your own systems and paying your own people to run them. Hooray for progress.
    1. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring by Krapangor · · Score: 1

      Where is the problem ?
      Buying a second hummer is not a fundamental human right.

      --
      Owner of a Mensa membership card.
    2. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is the exact model that will kill any remotely technical job in the US. You can move this model to accounting, contract review and numerous other routine professional services that business' of all sizes use.

      IBM is currently offshoring 100 lawyers to do this and Indian's are being trained in US accounting. In the future large service organizations like H&R Block will have tons of Indians or Chinese trained in the US laws and practices, you will interface with an American account manager who hands you the reports and answers basic questions. Meanwhile, your data will be input by Americans working for around $12 an hour, the data will be shuttled off to the Indian or Chinese service centers and the product will come back to be given to you by the account manager.

      The efficiency gains that these large business' are getting from utilizing this model internally will be scaled and productized to appeal to small business, which will be considered a growth market. Local CPAs and a lot of basic work that local lawyers do will be aquired more cheaply by small business using these large service organizations. Some of the large service orgs will partner with local service providers to gain access to thier clients, the same way Intuit markets it's services to CPAs.

      The problem for the average middle class US professional is that there are not really any jobs outside of Health Services (nurses, docters) that don't fall into this model. The problem for the country is that we can't just be people who take care of the old and sick and sell stuff. This country has to produce something and there has to be oppurtunity for the middle class and those who are trying to seek entry into the middle class. Democracy and Capitalism don't function without a strong wealth owning middle class.

      Does anyone see a solution to this problem? I haven't found one. I've been looking too. Any new industries that we'll be able to move to?

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    3. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring by Kengineer · · Score: 1

      The answer may be in starting a small, local business. Something that can't be exported. Like a restaurant or bar, or an auto repair/detailing outfit. I have my job in technology, but I see the way the wind is blowing.

    4. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 1

      Which small business is not suceptable to larger business coming in and crushing it a la Walmart?

      Think about any small business you can and think of which ones survive corporate counterparts who try to steal their customers. The fact of the matter is, that large corporations get economies of scale that tend to allow them to undercut pricing for locally owned places.

      A bar or club is probably one of the few things that tends to be insulated. I may eat at a corporate restaurant every now and then but you won't find me in a corporate club any time soon.

      Even semi technical things like auto detailing and customization runs the risk of corporate competitors that can beat you. While there may not be corporate competitors in those industries now, it's a matter of time till there is. Look at what happened to video rental places when Blockbuster and Hollywood video came along.

      The problem I'm having is finding a sector that has insulation from these pressures. At the rate we're going, there won't be any middle-class professional self employed jobs left.

      If I wasn't already in my career and didn't need to make a white collar transition at this point, if I decided to leave the tech industry, I'd consider something like an electrician or plumbing. Unfortunately, it takes several years of training and apprenticeship to become a professional in those trades.

      And even if I could solve the issue personally for myself or other people in my situation, I still wonder where this leaves the US as a whole. What will the US produce? What will we export? Not electricians and plumbers.

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    5. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring by fferreres · · Score: 1

      There is a solution, long term, ok, but it's the only solution. Run out of poor people, and businesses will have to start competing for talent. You won't see this stopping (law can only slow it down) until wealth is spread more evenly. As more and more cheap Indians are hired, the less tallent that will be accepting to work for the daily rice.

      The other solution is to make sure poor people don't get an education. That's not a very desirable outcome.

      In brief, we need more people to have decent incomes, and everyone to be productive. And we need to turn humman labor into a scarce resource. Nowadays, it's very cheap in some places (mostly to rich countries policies against inmigrants).

      That's it...

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    6. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring by pardonne · · Score: 1

      > there are not really any jobs outside of Health
      > Services (nurses, docters)

      In Europe there are already services that will fly you
      to India, get your expensive operation done, and bring you back ship shape. They may even throw a week's vacation under the sun, rainforests, whatever, as a bonus.

      Doctors, lawyers, and pretty much everybody will be undercut with services like these if outsourcing indeed becomes rampant. The remaining professions will be subject to intense competition from all the smart people who were outsourced. Doom, doom, doom!

      Not going to happen. There will be top line growth. If not, outsourcing will be discouraged by the government. Probably a combination of both. Hang in there it will get better.

      Pardonne

    7. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      You've identified the problem well, but I think that getting to the root of the problem is the issue. The root of the problem is that we commoditized education. In an effort to increase the numbers graduating, we turned the mass of our universities into glorified tech schools where students memorize instead of think. So, we knocked down the 10% of our society who were able to think in trade for making 40% able to repeat.

      Their are three big problems with that. The first is that once a few from some third world country come to our country and learn how to repeat and take the books back with them, they can set up a university that is just as effective because the universities of the masses are no longer dependent on great minds that can't be copied. The second is that we're not training as many of the great minds to truly think. And the third is that, in order to be able to teach a more average mind, we had to specialize our educational process so much that we've almost eliminated cross discipline feeding with the exception that computing is still feeding across many disciplines because they all need to compute (you might gather from this that offshoring other disciplines will in fact be easier than offshoring computing,,, and I think that to be the case).

      The result is that our technological lead has been greatly cut and will likely disappear in many vital areas. Essentially, we've commoditized our very selves.

      Can we undo it? Maybe, but I doubt it. I've been noting a steady drop in the ability of new college graduates to "architect" since the late '80s. This has been going on for quite some time. We couldn't turn back the higher education system we have now. There would be too much general public backlash. For the last 15-20 years, the public has "benefited" and become accustomed to the much higher passing rate and the change from it being the student's responsibility to learn to it being the teacher's responsibility to indoctrinate whether or not the student even tries. I think what we'd have to do is create a "new" class of university that refuses to march to the current drumbeat from day one, not just as a token effort in PHD level courses. Their would need to be new degrees and a new certification system too so that the graduates of these universities would be clearly distinguished from the assembly line produced masses. And it would have to be developed in isolation from the current education elite so that they don't again poison it with mass education methodologies.

      Will the commodotizing of "educated" people work for the world? No. For great advances to continue to occur at pace, there has to be large intense concentrations of intermixing, cross disciplined, thinking people, concentrations the size of the United States. These islands of narrowly focused groups are not showing themselves to be able to make the grand breakthroughs, only to perform the process they've been taught. Cranking out the same old same old more and more efficiently (these people do incrementally improve their processes, they just can't make paradigm leaps very well) is not advancement when looked at from the point of view of its effect on society. Rather, its a recipe for mass unemployment.

  35. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by arbour42 · · Score: 1

    Exactly - you hit it right on the head. Why should she care what anyone thinks about her decisions? Everyone here can rant about her, but we're the ones being fired and she is set.

  36. Only one way to get it. by twitter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.

    Something profound is happening and it is hard to explain. Computing on demand, I like it. Still, it's hard for people to really get it.

    Terms don't work very well. I've told them about apt-get, dselect and aptitude, but they get lost.

    Showing them the tools in action is impressive, but they still don't get it. I've demonstrated apt-get and dselect and it's generally impressive. Changing out Exim for Sendmail flawlessly and remotely without reboot was kind of cool and impressed several people at work once. A demonstration of dselect came tantalizingly close to clueing in my brother in law. At first he was unimpressed with all the software he saw listed because he is used to music sharing programs. His eyes nearly poped out of his head when I told him that all of that software was free and inteneded to be by the authors. He still lacked an apreciation for the quality of the software and has yet to get it. Aptitude, while it may be easier to use and put a pretty face on the process will have about the same result.

    No, I'm afraid that the only way people will understand that there is a vast collection of software ready to fill any and all of their computing needs is for them to use it. Free software, to me, is the ultimate computing on demand, co-operative utility type computing. The abiltiy to demand only comes from control and control only comes from freedom.

    The candy available from the NOT net and all the other followers of Netscape's browser and remote desktop computing are nothing in the face of free computing.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Only one way to get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, I'm afraid that the only way people will understand that there is a vast collection of software ready to fill any and all of their computing needs is for them to use it. Free software, to me, is the ultimate computing on demand, co-operative utility type computing. The abiltiy to demand only comes from control and control only comes from freedom.

      Too fucking bad you've never written any, twit. Everything is "teh great" as long as someone else pays for it, eh?

      You should tell your grocer to go fuck himself next time you walk out of his shop with a couple of full bags. Hey, after all, you already paid for the refrigerator, right? WTF is this about charging for the food???

      You are one fucked up little zealot my man. Seek help.

    2. Re:Only one way to get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are one fucked up greedy capitalist pig. Happen to work for MS?

  37. darwin by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

    something to do with "Darwinian reference architectures", she suggests

    I may be wrong, but weren't darwin's theories used by the "upper class" as an excuse to why they are better than the "lower class". Something to the effect of "we have evolved and you have not, so we deserve all these riches and you deserve nothing." I wish i still had my history notes. In anycase, vieled references to Darwin such as this "Darwinian reference architectures" has since left me skeptical about the persons motives.

    1. Re:darwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Darwinian' in this context almost certainly refers to some form of 'natural selection' algorithm in which superior solutions for delivery of computing power are given a survival edge.

      Fanatics will blindly latch onto any widely known theory, i.e. Natural Selection, in ways it was never intended to support their rhetoric. This doesn't mean you have to reflexively associate their misinformation with what most of us consider to be a useful and necessary item of vocabulary.

      Don't spoil it for the rest of us. You have been warned.

  38. simply really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    what they are all talking about here is something like seti@home. install a client app on all the systems and when there's free cycles, the client asks a server "hey, I can do work, can you give me something?"

    that's the general goal as I understand it, but it manifests itself in different forms. IBM's autonomic computing for example, tries to go further. A system with autonomic software installed is suppose to be able to detect when the system is failing and take itself out of availability. The ultimate goal of autonomic based on what is published is the system will try to fix itself.

    Much of this is based on the recent research and work done by academic and research institutions. All of them want to have it so an application can find out if there are free resources out there and send a discrete chunk of work to it to distribute the processing. The marketing BS is just the necessary evil.

  39. Agents, Agents Everywhere by octal666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Say bye bye to old-fashioned object-oriented computing and embrace a new era of autonomous agents. Phisical proactive agents will be the mind of our robots, data-mining web-harvesters soft-agents are already populating the Internet, personal agents are being developed to advise us from our handheld computers. Revolutions Comes, and a new era for IT is here.

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  40. Nothing monumental yet... by s.d. · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.

    There's nothing monumental that's really floated to the surface yet. I work in grid computing, which itself is an amazing buzzword that everyone wants to say and no one understands (hell, I am not really sure what the purpose of what I do is).

    Everyone's grasping for straws right now, b/c when some research project actually does become useful, they want to be in front of the wave so they can ride it all the way. This is everyone throwing out made up words in the hopes that people will like some (or at least one) of them. Around here, our made up phrase that I love is that we are being called "the cornerstone of cyberinfrastructure." It's even been used so much that they've shortened cyberinfrastructure to "CI" in big rambling memos about our future and direction. It's sort of depressing, though, when you realize that none of this actually means anything yet. Maybe it will one day, but that's not quite here yet.

    1. Re:Nothing monumental yet... by ErroneousBee · · Score: 1

      I think the problem of grid/utility computing is the problem of micropayments.

      If I have to confirm a penny charge every time I run a program, thats just useless.
      But on the other hand, I could just say I'll pay for everything. But now I have to monitor the CPU company bills for overcharging, Ive got to monitor my useage to stop me spending too much, Ive got to set up diect debit accounts, its faff faff faff all the way.

      Utilities provide a service that you just cant get in-house. If a technology comes along that allows folks to install a quiet maintenence free generator in the basement, then the power companies would have to adapt or die just like the laundry services of yore had too.

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    2. Re:Nothing monumental yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a problem that needs to be solved: "scalable COTS signal processing infrastructures". Many will pay many many millions.

    3. Re:Nothing monumental yet... by johannesg · · Score: 1

      Could you expand a bit on that?

  41. Couldn't resist... by webtre · · Score: 1
    maybe PADOS "Pump And Dump Our Stock" Computing


    SCO? You're talking about SCO, right?

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    suck it sco!
  42. Obviously by wondafucka · · Score: 1, Funny
    ...they are talking about differential operating systems. Operating systems that write operating systems for specific needs.

    I have no idea what I just said.

  43. Reason for Simultaneous Discovery by jeddak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

    Yup. It's called "Bandwagon." :)

  44. Lack of innovation by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.

    What is going on is the marketroids are harvesting what they've sown. They are a little short on ideas at the moment. They have nothing to better to do so they copy one another. Having witnessed the overindulgence in irrational exuberance and the trade of talent for third-world coding monkeys (aka offshoring), the creative people are turned off and don't really feel that they can trust the likes of Carlie with anything. This is really what is going on right now.

  45. Where do I apply for a job like that? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Carly Fiorina spews out a bunch of meaningless bafflegab and everyone just nods their head. Once again we see that nobody learned anything from the story of The Emperor's New Clothes.

    1. Re:Where do I apply for a job like that? by grouse · · Score: 1

      The Emperor's New Clothes ends with everyone seeing the Emperor naked... So, when do we get to see Carly naked???

    2. Re:Where do I apply for a job like that? by arth1 · · Score: 1
      Carly Fiorina spews out a bunch of meaningless bafflegab and everyone just nods their head. Once again we see that nobody learned anything from the story of The Emperor's New Clothes.

      I think we all should be grateful that Mrs. Fiorina isn't really naked.

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    3. Re:Where do I apply for a job like that? by chmod000 · · Score: 1

      Warn me so I can blind myself with the first available object just before it happens.

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    4. Re:Where do I apply for a job like that? by Tor · · Score: 1

      I think we all should be grateful that Mrs. Fiorina isn't really naked.


      I know what you mean. I saw "The Crying Game" too.

      -tor
    5. Re:Where do I apply for a job like that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What these buzzwords are trying to obfuscate is that these companies want a computing model based on subscriptions to their services. Moreover, they want to shape the landscape so that in order to achieve your computational goals, you must subscribe to their services.

      They want a model analogous to cable television. Sure, you can buy a TV and plug it into the mains, but without a cable hookup, your TV is crippled.

      What Fiorina is talking about is to move the computing paradigm to a cable TV type revenue stream. HP, Microsoft, et al want to be toll-gate keepers. DRM, "trusted computing", and all that stuff are designed to take control away from the consumer. We are to be put in a position where we will need Fiorina's and Gates's "permission" to use our hardware. It is your classic "protection racket" dressed up in a coat and tie.

  46. JIT (Just In Time) Computing by in.johnnyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We had the JIT (just in time) manufacturing wave hit our plant about 10 years ago. When people want processes to run faster, but can't get them to do so, they come up with names for new technologies that should solve their problems -- before developing the technologies.

    Don't worry if you miss this current trend, there will be new names for working faster next year.

  47. gender equality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >the current sad status of gender equality in corporate America

    Obviouslly, you believe the lies spread by political hacks that get paid by perpetuating the myth that a bias agains women still exists in corporate America.

    1. Harassment laws and corporat policies favor women over men

    2. Diveristy training always includes training on how we should all be sensitive to women but never ever has any training on how everyone should be sensitive to men.

    1. Re:gender equality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gender equality *IS* what is killing just like affirmative action set back the the racial equality years.

      The more HR tried to make the environment more "sensative friendly" and equalling the playing field the more the male workers will look down on the female workers. The big difference between an "activist" and someone who gets the job done. An activist will complain how things are, and try to change the system. Which never works. But you'll notice the women who have made it in the corp world typically have bigger "balls" then their male counterparts. Women will never climb the corp ladder by trying to change the way business is done, it will never happen. Instead they need to say, "what does it take for someone to reach the top" and do it.

    2. Re:gender equality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time you go to a diversity class, ask the instructor if it is still OK to discriminate against stupid people. After all, it isn't their fault, is it?

    3. Re:gender equality by thefultonhow · · Score: 1

      You name two reasons why bias against women doesn't exist that actually disprove your point. The reason why companies make policies that favor women and don't have "sensitivity to males" training is that males are in a much better position for advancement and face much less harrassment and bias than women do. Face it: harrassment of men by women generally isn't an issue. Furthermore, how many woman CEOs do you see? How about woman executives of any sort? There are certainly exceptions to the rule, but the rule still is that men generally hold these jobs because women (often equally qualified ones) are discriminated against. The glass ceiling is alive and well.

  48. Re:Thinking Machines by gr8_phk · · Score: 1

    If they invented the idea, everyone should follow their lead, that company has grown by leaps and bounds over the last decade!

  49. Carly - "...[let's party like it's 1999]..." by ericspinder · · Score: 1

    The press (and a lot of investors) got burnt hard, becuause the never seemed to question all that talk a couple of years ago. Just another "buzz word" CEO, looking to recapture some of the glory that made her "great".

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  50. tech gender double standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP's Carly Fiorina gets a pass by the media and the HP shareholders because she is a 'role model' woman in a male dominated field.

    Many other tech companies have fired their CEO for performance better than HP's.

  51. I think I know what it is... by jhoffoss · · Score: 1
    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.
    The marketing departments of these multi-national corporations all simultaneously decided to invent a new, improved, generic computing paradigm/infrastructure/idea/program/something else. And each of these companies are fighting to define what it is the marketing department is marketing.

    Ahh, to work in a large corporation!

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  52. Clearly by sanctimonius+hypocrt · · Score: 1

    ...something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.

    Monumental indeed! We may be witnessing the birth of a new marketing strategy.

  53. MOD PARENT UP by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0

    nt

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  54. Trouble on the horizon by Dracolytch · · Score: 1

    This kind of thing can destroy businesses. They can basically fall apart at the seams. An organization needs a clear defined goal and objectives to be really succesful.

    Lego: Refocus on important product lines, and do them right.

    Microsoft: Global domination

    SCO: Piss everybody off

    Without a clear, consise vision, you get problems. Research flaggs, or goes in different directions. Marketers advertise things the company can't provide. Developers are asked to design and create systems that they don't fully understand, or fully make sense.

    With so many big IT companies lacking a clear direction, it's only a matter of time before a couple start faltering and get torn apart by the others.

    ~D

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  55. It's called fear by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.

    Yeah. They all bet the farm on maintaining exponetial growth forever, without asking anyone who knew math if it was possible. Now they are tap dancing.

    The sound you hear is just a high speed mixture of marketspeak, fear, and tap shoes.

    -- MarkusQ

  56. What's in a name? by DeVilla · · Score: 1

    I'm of the opinion that they are just trying to create the next big buzz word. They each have their word and now they are each trying to construct the catchiest meaning to attach to it so they can claim to be the one who started the next revolution.

    One unifying theme seems to be that they want to sell the use of hardware and software instead of the hardware and software itself. Subscriptions make more sense in such a world. And once they have your data on their systems and they decide what priority you take on those systems (as compared to your competetors who might be customers as well) these companies suddenly become much more important to customers again.

    I guess I haven't caught on to any of these buzz words yet.

  57. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this Informative?

    Lots of HP (ex-)employees here?

  58. You too? by krray · · Score: 1

    We had a similar experience around that time. I, on the other hand, came up with the "Managed Information Access [Secured] System".

    Ever since then I've been pulling things out of MI-ASS.

    People seem to love it...

  59. I know what your problem is: by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Those are all perfectly cromulent explanations, and if you don't understand them then perhaps you need to reentagulate your marketing 101 book!

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  60. I know why by vorwerk · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's so hard to name because these companies all lack the synergistic, results-driven leverage that will incentivize their paradigm shift.

    1. Re:I know why by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      And don't forget monetize, which is what this is all about. "Utility computing" is just code for "pay per use." Now that would be good--except that it will be a flat fee, like in the old days, when software was purchased. And the per use fees will be on top of that. Games have already gone down this road (e.g. Everquest).

    2. Re:I know why by Walterk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Marketing lesson #1: The synergy of the result driven leverage can never incentivize a paradigm shift.

      But remember: ubiquitous autonomy of enabling processes in a modularizing environment, synergetically adapting and integrating to provide on-demand seamless real-time organic utiliy computing is extremely vital in the face of Darwinian reference architectures.

    3. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Walterk is extremely intelligent in assembling bullshit words into sentenance of utter meaningless, while a moderator who mod this up is extremely stupid and gullible.

      I can imagine this moderator is the kind of thick glasses student who takes everything down during the lecture, including professor's fart.

    4. Re:I know why by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 1
      It's so hard to name because these companies all lack the synergistic, results-driven leverage that will incentivize their paradigm shift.

      Well said. They should consider adopting modern methodologies and devising bolder strategic plans. This will leverage the synergy required resulting in a win-win situation.

      I highly recommend they study Greg Stein's work on the subject.

    5. Re:I know why by carn1fex · · Score: 1

      Your observations of what it takes to scale integration into a process-manageable infrastructure reflects the lack of lateral framework cohesion necessary to germinate client/customer capital consensus for vertical resource seeding in the digital economy. Sheesh, go back to redmond, dinosaur.

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    6. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This came to me in an e-mail in 1999:

      "Just as humans use a mere 20% of their brains, enterprises repurpose a
      similarly small percentage of their information. Infonomic forces
      increasingly reward enterprises that more completely leverage their
      information assets, punishing those that do not. The first steps in fully
      exploiting information are to recognize its value and manage it as a
      tangible asset. Still, most organizations continue to expend a biased
      amount of time and money on "supply side" information management activities
      such as capturing, integrating, transforming, and organizing data. While
      these traditional data warehousing (DW) activities are requisite to
      repurposing information, closer attention must be paid to maturing the
      information supply chain's (ISC) demand side to maximize information's
      value to the organization.

      By 2001, more than 75% of organizations will embrace tightly integrated DW
      architectures. Those continuing down the path of absolute line-of-business
      information autonomy will be hamstrung in achieving the infonomic benefits
      of firmer partner-employee-customer-supplier relationships, increased
      market valuation, and improved agility. Research has uncovered
      best practices leading to higher ISC maturity and greater information
      value. This trend will address the business aspects of
      information asset management, the 20 stages of ISC maturation, and
      highlights from the new Data Warehouse Scorecard multiclient study, including:
      - Embracing the new infonomics as a rationale for exploiting the
      organization's full range of information assets
      - Maturing the organization's information supply chain upward and outward
      to improve information quality, content, flow, and ultimately
      expenditure
      - Heeding the architectures, technologies, best practices, and other
      characteristics of organizations with successful end-to-end data
      warehousing efforts"

      The sad thing is that someone actually wrote that...

    7. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have YOU repurposed your infonomics today?

    8. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya want to know what the scary thing is about that sentence? I actually think it makes sense. And I'm a comp sci major...

    9. Re:I know why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Marketing lesson #1: The synergy of the result driven leverage can never incentivize a paradigm shift.

      But remember: ubiquitous autonomy of enabling processes in a modularizing environment, synergetically adapting and integrating to provide on-demand seamless real-time organic utiliy computing is extremely vital in the face of Darwinian reference architectures."

      I think I found new .sig material and need now to update Dev::Bollocks - lol

  61. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    translating to a $150M bonus last year

    I've dones some internet searching. All I can find is an article about her getting a $4M bonus last year (not a $150M) .

  62. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    You could always get even! If she has ruined your life, you could always exact revenge.

  63. Not as indepth as ol /. would lead ya to believe by newt_sd · · Score: 1

    Guys, this is called marketing. When your at the level these companies are you need to project a sense that the next big product or wave of popular crap is right around the corner and that your company will be the one to deliver.
    You see this increasing due to the fact that the tech boom has slowed compared to the crazy 90's. (well unless you live in bombay or is it mumbai, anyway).
    These figureheads are loyal to the stockholders and the stockholders only so don't think they are trying to find the name for the next big revolution in computing but rather the next piece of junk hardware/software with no real innovation that they can, as they would say "leverage the corporations inherent position in the growing field of _______ fill in the blanks" its all crap. Remember as Tyler Durden so eloquently put it "We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." :)

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  64. The next big thing by JetScootr · · Score: 1
    They're running out of words that have these characteristics:
    • positive connotations
    • Good verbal meter and sound
    • parsable syllables that can be mixed and matched into new trademarks
    • lack of baggage (i.e., no one else thought of it first)
    • Good sound bite quotient for election years (remember the "information superhighway"?)
    • Poor semantic solubility (that is, it can't be twisted easily like "embrace and extend" becoming "embrace and extinguish")
    • real content. Of course, this one is just optional
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  65. It's 'Viral Computing' really by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    They all are management types looking at computing power measured in bita and bytes as a publically availible 'resource.'

    In the beginning there was nothing, then there was the big bang, then we had solarsystems and like like. Matter and energy were the only 2 resources.

    A few billion years later, we get life on at least one known planet. This life requires new specific kinds of resources call food. One form of life evolves high enough that it establishes the term 'resource' and begins to manage it - first it were things called tools, then the agricurtrial revolution, so now food was a managed resource. Food everywhere and used everywhere. We all know what it is used for and in most places it is readily availible.

    Now ne have a new kind of resource - a logic processor. We know what these things can do (execute instructions to solve problems) and there is so much 'resource' out there, that we typically only use 1-5% any given second. 95% of this resource is wasted, that is, it exists to be used, but is discarded. Businesses want to be able to rpofit from this waste (moey for nothing essentially) and normal people don't care about it being wasted, so it should be a relatively inexpensive resource.

    Now these beings know there's a lot of data out there and even more questions, and that there's plenty of power in parts of the world that even the most complicated problem could be solved in a timely manner if all this resource was coordinated.

    Or, we could flip it the otyher way around and have only cheap thin clients and big iron for th larger tasks. This 2nd approach is much more affectionate towards companies that want to charge, as it is a central location and you can meter and charge for it better.

    We already have examples of on-demand computing - RC5 and SETI. We're finally getting to the point that the more distributed model can dynamically load algorithms and process them.

    If there were any kind of money to be made in this viral computing model, it would be here. People would run clients and get paid for the CPU cycles they dedicate to the virus.

    So these companies are on to something, they know what it is, how it works, btu they don't posess the correct infrastructure to reap the benefits though they make it possible. As soon as they figure it out (see the centralized implementation described above) they'll really know how to sell it.

    The centralized model has a cheap CPU, prolly a clone - Transmeta, Via or NS, a decent video accelerator (for GUI), IDE HD, DVD, and USB ports. The box can run word and the like on its own, but could export intensive tasks to back-end big-iron.

    Unfortunately, there are only a few things I can think of that could be offloaded like that because the time to specify the task, offload the data, process and ship it back has tobe shorter than just processing it on the client. Whats more is it has to be cheaper (the cost of time/time savings) has to make it sensible (hence a large disparity between computer power of the big-iron and the client). A few examples are: Cracking passwords, database queries, MP3 [en|de]coding, dynamic programming algorithms, image/video processing, compiling (a big one for me!).

    On a personal note, I wish I could pass a parameter to gcc that would send my source and make files to a 200 cpu goliath, and compile everything in paralell. I'd be done in a second. Linux people who do a 'make clean' would love this too! But compilingis impractical unless the filesystem (headers and sources) can be sent to the server in a timely manner (NFS mount?))

    Ok. I'm done.

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  66. Smells like DRM to me... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is banking on morphing their Xbox into a multipurpose device that does everything: game console, computer, set-top cable box/TIVO equivalent, and central point for connection of all the network enabled goo-gahs (refrigerators, phones, toasters...) that they envision the household containing in the next 10 years.

    All the other companies are just rushing not to be left out of the information control bonanza. The thought is, in a thin client DRM enabled world, he who controls access controls the marketplace; by cramming as much functionality as possible into one box, Microsoft is banking on cornering the access market.

    Furthermore, I think this also follows Microsoft's historical embrace and extend (and obsolete) paradigm - once enough people have 'the box', people with seperate (and lesser) 'computers' and 'game consoles' etc, will fall into forced obsolescence due to incompatible 'standards'. Microsoft will be the only game in town, and independent hardware makers will either pay royalties to Microsoft, or become marginalized.

    In Microsoft's idyllic view, every machine is interconnected with full DRM implemented - and all resultant revenue flows into Microsoft's coffers. Management of 'pirates' is as easy as flipping a switch on the master server to withdraw rights to whatever software the users are misusing/appropriating.

    Big Brother is watching you.

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  67. Behind the glass by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Applications moving behind the glass. Any application accessible from any location, without having to load it on "your" computer first. Basically, it's a return to mainframe-like computing, but without the green screens.

    Well-designed hosting environments can make this happen. Portable API's such as those available in Unix/Linux and in Java help make it happen, and help make the apps relocatable. Truly transparent network filesystems like NFS allow for application and server load balancing. Transparent graphics systems like X11 help make the apps truly independent of the display they're viewed on -- applications moving to the Web is a big piece, too.

    This was the original vision of "network computing" and it's still a good idea -- it's still being worked on and there are places where it's being deployed. The reason why the original McNealy/Ellison vision of network computing failed is because they required everyone to move exclusively to pure Java applications. In reality, most environments can't make that big of a move that quickly.

    So what we're seeing is a gradual shift of applications off the desktop and back into the data center. For the time being, most users are still using a fat PC to access them, but IT organizations will wake up one morning and suddenly realize that everything has moved behind the glass and they really are in a utility computing environment. If they've done it right, they will then be able to move applications and storage resources around the data center without an impact on the users. This is the promise of utility computing and it's a good idea.

    And for organizations that don't want the expense of running their own data center, they can enlist the services of a hosting company that specializes in this type of thing -- IT keeps control of its applications, while someone else keeps the air conditioners, UPS's, and routers running.

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  68. rant by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I think giving women an equal chance is great, but if they are going to do all the same bone headed, greedy crap that men do why bother?

    I think its incredibly [censored] that people would think that women would be better persons than men. "Oh, the world is run by men and they are all evil and selfish...MEN must be evil and selfish!"...no, people who crave power are evil and selfish, women just die more from having babies, hence the fact that men got more power (hard to have power when you're dead). Now that medicine is changing the world, women finally get their chance to prove that they are as evil, stupid, selfish and cruel as men.

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    1. Re:rant by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      women just die more from having babies, hence the fact that men got more power (hard to have power when you're dead).

      But women live longer on average; so your logic is flawed.

      Men have more power because more men try harder to get power. This tendency to male aggressiveness is inherent in the nature of humans and most mammals.

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    2. Re:rant by dnahelix · · Score: 1

      It's called 'testosterone' and it probably has something to do with men dying earlier that women.

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  69. World's oldest computer profession by nicophonica · · Score: 2, Informative

    I must confess I'm always puzzled by the insistence of computer manufacturers that computing as a utility is just around the corner and that will be the dominant way people and business will use computers. This was the original model that IBM tried to implement back in the 50s when computers were too expensive for all but the largest government and business organizations. Every year since then the claim is made both by IBM and the many upstarts who mysteriously decide they want to go after this phantasmal market that the reality of this is just a technology innovation away, remote terminals, modems, time sharing operating systems, interpreter technology, compiler technology, faster processing speed, larger storage capacity were all heralded as the last piece necessary to make this a reality. Yet, here we are in the early 21st century and, as a percentage of total computing power, we are no closer then we were half a century ago. In reality we are probably much further. Why do corporations think that this is a realistic business model? Do we have TV on demand? No, for the most part we own our televisions; pick and choose from the content we want. Do we have beer on demand? No, we go to the local bar when we want to buy it by the glass or get it from the liquor store when we want to enjoy it at home or with friends. Do we have books by demand? No, we don't by a book because we want to read a certain number of pages. We buy a book because it has something interesting that we want to read. There will of course always be outsourcing and their will always be hosting and its conceivable that these will be the dominant way to deliver IT services to companies, but these are not a computer utility. Why do people think we will ever get to the point where you my a certain number of CPU cycles or whatever the service metric is, and business will just get rid of their desktops, give everyone a terminal, and write a check once a month for the bill?

  70. the unexplainable vision by ]ix[ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I learned everything I know about computing on demand (CoD) by watching Star Trek. Let me show you two examples:

    1. Without CoD:
    Captain Archer is hiding in the cargo bay and devises a plan to retake control of the ship. But it requires that enviromental control is rerouted to sickbay and that can only be done from the bridge where the evil mad man is.

    2. With CoD:
    Worf remodulates the phasers to match enemy shields and devices a new search pattern for the torpedoes by pressing 3 buttons on the console in front of him.

    CoD is when stuff works without any fuss and there are no problems. They simply want everything to be as in ST:TNG.

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  71. You cretins! by kjdames · · Score: 1
    It's obvious what she's saying. In translation:

    "Listen! They broke the chalice from the palace and replaced it with the flagon with the figure of a dragon." "Did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?" "No, the pellet with the poison is in the flagon with the dragon. The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."

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  72. AI by LuxFX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason why it's so hard to name is because everybody is scared of the phrase "Artificial Intelligence." (read: everybody == investors) 'AI' used to be one of those buzzwords like 'convergence' but no longer. After a while it turned into this impossibility and the term 'AI' turned into a serious no-no when you make a presentation to an investor.

    But that's just what all of these sound like! "Darwinian reference architectures" sounds like a system that learns using a genetic algorithm. "autonomous" and "organic" are even more descriptive. But everybody is just dancing around the real issue so they don't scare off anybody.

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    1. Re:AI by fikx · · Score: 1

      This has been a thought of mine for a while: The local PC is just a place to run the interface which is really just an AI program aimed at interaction. AI doesn't have to be sentient or anything, just something that can process some complicated stuff. Put the rest of your tasks elsewhere (you program actually runs somewhere else, but it talks to the AI which talk to you). Then, you could have all kinds of interactions available from a keyboard to voice to even REAL gesture recognition. The binary details are handled by the AI and translated.
      Hey, I can dream, right?

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    2. Re:AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I LIKE 'autonomous' and 'organic' ! The first one sounds like I don't have to work, and the second one sounds like I don't have to fuck. 'Darwinian Reference Architecture' sounds like I'm gonna have to replace it when it mutates and dies out!

  73. Grid Computing != Ubiquitous Computing by ExistentialFeline · · Score: 3, Informative

    I think that a lot of people are missing that there are two concepts here. The first is grid computing, which is as far as I understand being able to offload processing to multiple computers. The second is ubiquitous computing, which is being able to use computers anywhere you want and access data anywhere you want in a natural fashion such that you're not even thinking about the fact that you're using a computer. See this google-cached page for an example. The two may be used together but are not dependent on each other.

    1. Re:Grid Computing != Ubiquitous Computing by PD · · Score: 1

      It's the opposite of what you're saying. It's putting multiple customers onto a single big computer. Each customer thinks they have the whole machine to themselves, and that machine can change size instantly. You don't have to pay for a giant computer yourself and hope you can use all of it.

  74. generating integrated dynamic deliverables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    woohoo back to 99 !!
    web economy bullshit generator !

  75. beginning of the end for big IT business? by dalesyk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The adaptive/utility/etc market babble is just big IT companies trying old techniques to drum up business. The problem is do-it-yourself computing (thanks to cheap but adequate hardware AND software) is eroding their customer base. Customers are finding better solutions with inhouse *nix gurus or local companies that have better price/service. The same thing happened to the big railroad companies when the US highway system was built.

  76. History and Future of the NBT (Next Big Thing) by TechnoWeenie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First there was computers, a big thing in every sense of the word. They did amazingly fast calculations, but they were big in size and big in dollars. Second there was small, cheap computers. It took a long time to figure out both how to do this and that it was worth doing, but eventually it became a Big Thing. Then there was the network. This also took a while to figure out that it was worth doing, but it became a Big Thing.

    All of these advances will keep advancing. Computers will get faster. Computers will get smaller, cheaper and more ubiquitous. We will find new ways to connect them together. But these changes will be incremental. These advances will not be the Next Big Thing.

    The Next Big Thing will be something different. It may have already been invented, it may not. Many of the pieces are certainly around us, we just haven't figured out how to put it together or that it is worth doing.

    Adaptive, seamless, ubiquitous, autonomous, organic, utility computing sounds like incremental advances of the existing technology. If people are looking here for the Next Big Thing, they will miss it.

  77. How about just producing something that works? by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Does it bother anyone else that the same person who announced trustworthy computing is announcing seamless computing? What I hear is seamless virus propagation throughout all your connected systems. Yummy.

    The longer I'm in this business the less I care about crap like this. I just want a box that comes on when I push the power button and works with a minimum of fuss. A bonus would be after few years being able to replace the mobo with the latest and greatest and it just keeps on working, only faster.

    Hey, Carly, keep your utility computing crap and stick your DRM right up your ass.

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  78. Something Monumental by Alsee · · Score: 1

    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.

    You mean like when everyone simultaneously discovered bell-bottom pants?

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  79. Very akin by rixstep · · Score: 1

    something that is so profound and yet so hard to name

    Very akin with one's first sexual experience...

  80. examples of utility computing ? by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    is this what they ar trying to say: all your groceries have rfid tags, and as u take them in and out of hte fridge, and put the empty jar in the trash, your pda gets downloaded a grocery list, and calls up the three local markets you go to and calculates the lowest cost shopping Or, as your fridge breaks, it downloads to your laptop a message that you probably need this spare part, which can be installed using the following instructions or, your washing machine lets you know you have put a wool sweater in with the synthetics, and wash cycle will be off or, your boss emails that the mtg is delayed onehour, and you are in your car, and the pda tells you tht of the five things to do, the oil change is possible because your pda can schedule an appt with a shop at the next exit... of course, it will all probably wind up advertiser drive, so your shopping cart reports what RFid tags are in the cart, and as you pass by other items, the LCD on the cart says, hey, you have pickles in the cart, how about some ketchup...

  81. Wow by sharkey · · Score: 1
    The Next Big Thing, also known as Stuff that doesn't work yet.

    That's a cumbersome way to say "MS Trustworthy Computing"

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  82. I'm doing this already. by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly, it isn't difficult. You just need a load of machines and a way to manage the distribution of jobs, and that's been possible for decades.

    I have an architecture in place which can scale pretty much linearly from 10 concurrent users to 1000 concurrent users and probably beyond just by adding boxes, completely transparently and with spectacularly little administrative effort.

    Stop thinking of computers as individual machines, they are really just little blocks in the whole, treat them as such.

    Oh and we haven't spent a penny on setting up the system, making use of older kit, so it's cheap, scalable, easy to manage, highly available, fast etc etc. Am I going to tell you how to do it? Am I buggery, you'll be able to buy such a system from a web site near you soon. Any administrators with a bit of imagination, a few years of experience and penchant for infrastructures.org could come up with a similar system fairly easily but thankfully they are few and far between.

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  83. Bleh! by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just more business crap. I think what it really means is that yet another industry is about to fall vitim to one of the things possible, the "monthly bill" business model.

    This is akin to the RIAA realizing that everyone else has moved to subscription services except them. That pay once, play forever model wasn't sitting well with them hence DRM and all it's associated ills were born.

    The thing that will keep this kind of computing a pipe dream for now is bandwidth. I think you'd be hard pressed to find a company or a regular "Joe User" willing to usurp the power that they have in a machines that they own outright just so they cn pay a monthly bill. It's the same reason why so many idiots are happy with a big powerful PC on their desktops even if all they ever do is browse the web and do some word processing. Once the bandwidth is such that you have super fast connections to centralized processing, then this kind of thing might take off.

    I'm doing it at home in a fashion with a terminal server and some wireless X terms. Instead of having to have fully outfitted PCs in every room, I just have one big honkin' nasty box that does everything I need it to. It's a file server, web server, mail server, DNS, application server, print server, streaming music server, IM server, etc... I put all the money and resources into this box and then everything else is just a glorified GUI dumb terminal. So far, no problems between my wife and I when we simultaneously run normal processes (or even some of my heavier ones). But I've got the bandwidth here at home. 100Mb wired to every machine except the wireless terminals. Until we get at least that kind of speed dedicated to every node on the net, this stuff isn't really going to happen.

    I remember the come on for this crap that we got where I work when it was Compaq preaching this stuff. My boss and I looked at it and laughed. Sounds like another NT... Not Today.

  84. "new" ideas by humble_moon · · Score: 0

    it'd be interesting to see some company try to patent the shared processing "technology"... is SETI@home prior art, since it's basically completely backwards from what is going on here?

  85. They Should Just Follow the JPL Naming Model by bossvader · · Score: 1
    The IT giants should hold essay constest for 3rd graders to come up with the new Names/Phraseology.
    Here are the reasons:

    They would be just as meaningful
    They would be much clearer
    3rd graders are more trust worthy
    They would do it for free (someone is getting paid bookoo bucks to come up this this crap)
    Good human intrest angle
    And after all I really like the names they come up with.

    I feel less slimey already....

  86. Tower of Babel Syndrome by MissMarvel · · Score: 1

    I think today's computer industry suffers from the same plague as hardware did a number of years back... no one is speaking the same language. As this article points out... if one techo can't explain their concept to another techo, how on Earth do they expect the common user to understand? Until business, technology, and the common user start communicating in the same language, mass confusion will continue to reign.

  87. gaining more control by kipple · · Score: 1

    so, now that it's clear that it's impossible to get full control on users' machines (see also: "palladium"), big corporations are trying to sell applications online in order to gain more control on people's pc?

    no, thanks.

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  88. SourceForge project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell a SourceForge type project - set up a generic background computing sandbox (like SETI@home but less specific) that anyone can download and run on their machine without worrying about virii etc, along with p2p software to accept processes from wherever (and maybe a blacklist/whitelist option to deal with overuse)

    there are enough of us messing around with raytracing etc to make it useful, never mind how useful this'd be at work (I'm a molecular biologist, and IMHO within 5-10 years the whole field will be where physics is now, in terms of computing requirements)

    if you want to get really fancy, stick in some paypal options so non-whitelisted users can pay for some cycles

    I am thinking something that's transparent to both parties, you set a payment threshold for use of your machine, someone out in cyberland with a big job (say some digital animation studio) sets their bid threshold and sends the job out over the p2p network, the computers negotiate automatically, crunchcrunchcrunch etc

    All you do is set the X value in "accept jobs for > X cents per unit work", all the job owner does is set Y and Z in "offer Y cents per unit work to a maximum of Z" and specify the job

    the sandbox would be the tricky part (doing it well) I think, not really being a programmer

    MDU

    1. Re:SourceForge project by chez69 · · Score: 1

      Spammers do this already, only they use spyware.

      Spammers would also abuse the network you propose.

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  89. "on demand" by wytcld · · Score: 1

    So if I have a great new business concept, and I need a bunch of computers set up in some specific way to realize it - and I'm clueless or impatient enough to want to just hire a big firm to handle this rather than figure out who the right twenty-something geniuses are and bring them on staff (gee, didn't that strategy work well for the dot.com'ers) - seems like all this lingo is about promises to deliver it in the most trouble-free, transparent order. Which may involve some brilliant hacks, but it's pretty mundane stuff. Plumbing mostly.

    The real question is how I can get smarter about what I demand. Most US corporations are being run by the clueless. If they really had great new ideas, yeah you can hire the technologists to take care of them. But as long as your ideas are just like other ideas that have already been done, of course an experienced technology source can put together a system like that for you, because they've done it before. All this marketing speak isn't about something new, it's about selling you this year's model of the same old car - fins on the Cadillac.

    Now, technology that actually help you be smarter about what to demand - that would be transformative and at the same time render the accumulated experience of the big tech suppliers relatively worthless.

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  90. Just the opposite by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    "Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

    I think it's proof that nothing significant is in the works. Just a bunch of companies trying bluff their way into a better stock price.

    A real "killer" product would not be revealed until it was ready to be released. Why would they tip off their competitors?

  91. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit--very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's just trying to play it long enough to bump up her mindshare and then move onto something better...or at least a fresh field to muddy up.

    Hey...it worked out well *for her* when she did it at Lucent.

  92. The Network Is the Computer by ChaosMt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's been lots of good talk about market saturation (cpu, db & os) scaring marketing drones, the desire to lower labor costs (outsourcing), software getting smarter and so on... The thing I haven't seen mentioned is how the real commodity will be networking and the need for shared information (storage). I don't think the next big thing will really be about cpu. I think this is going to be more about information "discovery". I think that's the next big wave they should be for which we should be prepared. More CPU cycles are use for collecting, saving, distributing and presenting information than actually "doing" things with a system (such as interactive entertainment, analysis, etc). Credit agencies make far more than ANY asp EVER has.

    If the network is everywhere, easy and economic - outsourcing storage is perfect. Outsourcing CPU takes much more work (as we've pointed out). What will become profitable is not what can you do with a computer, but though the internet it is now, what can you know through a computer. It will become VERY profitable to make masses of information meaningful (information discovery). Take for example google. Or how about big brother... er, I mean Tom Ridge's TSA/Homeland Stupidity initative to link your grades, credit score and medical records together to determine if you're a terrorist. Yes, it's aweful, but this is what the powers that be want. And it's what you want judging from the popularity of google.

    They are expecting networking to get better and better to make this happen so that information and its software is more interesting. The problem is politics. The FCC and the varrious state public utility commissions are all bribed by big telecom, and have NO interest in doing something innovative that might help its citizens and break the business monopoly of build it, sit on your rear, make money. You want to know who will? China. No infrastructure in place, slave labor, easy government bribery... it's the perfect business growth environment.

    Ya, the network will make it happen, but the pessimist in me says it's not going to be here.

  93. What's funny is... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    aside from XLST, there isn't anything really valuable about XML anyway. It looks like HTML, so maybe that's comforting. Of course it only helps humans to read it, but never mind that you need a DTD anyway to make sense of it, so it's not really convienient for humans OR computers.
    Until Microsoft, IBM, et al. spoke up and decided what DTDs and protocols they were going to use, it wouldn't help at all. In fact, you could just drop the XML and call it any old binary protocol, as long as everyone agreed on what it was. It might as well be ASN.1 over TCP/IP for what it's worth.
    It's UDDI that's the real enabler. It does the actual work of finding the stuff to hook up, and negotiating how.

    Anyway. It's more about having operating systems that cluster better (especially w.r.t. data storage, SANs) which let you decouple the workload from your physical hardware resources.
    It's funny because the decreasing cost of physical hardware, with a focus of harnessing many smaller servers is what drove this effort. This is how the industry reacted when businesses were just buying what they needed upfront, underestimating and having to buy incremental hardware to meet demand. So they make their OSs and services scalable. Now suddenly the system integrators release they can just take all the small boxes back and sell it out to you "on demand" instead!

    That kind of detachment is what makes it possible to abstract services too. Web services is just one way to hook it all up.

    But I think the companies are giving this idea more credit than it warrants. It's a confluence of situations, not some kind of revolution.

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    1. Re:What's funny is... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Your last statement sums up the situation nicely. I think all these executives realize that the PC and then later the internet were basically just giving some specialty manufacturers that revolutionised how business operates. Then crediting anything that had an ancillary connection to a network as being ready to do it again. Now that that happened, their stockholders expect it to happen again (preferably regularly). Ironically even if this or another idea does spark a revolution, the stocks won't perform nearly as well as they did, because most of the performance came from investors realization that they had changed the way business operates, not from the actual change. As a result these CEOs go around saying that this new thing will be the spark of the next revolution.

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  94. Absolute Shit Computing by g_bit · · Score: 1
    I think that's what it becomes when you introduce Linux into the picture, no?

    Oh, go ahead mark me down! If I said Microsoft this would have been "Funny".

  95. My definition of utility computing... by B5_geek · · Score: 1

    (I'm not trying to sound like I have a big ego but here goes)


    First we need a protocol somewhere between Bluetooth & 802.11b (I'm sure it exists, I am just to lazy to look for a link), that offers low-bandwidth + medium range (50m) and ultra-low battry usage (1 week of usage).

    Next we can embed network aware sensors that WE can program. (level of detail to provide and/or services offered)

    (You are a middle-aged computer geek who loves Thai food, hockey, and biking) You can program the device to "broadcast" your likes & dislikes this can also help when looking for a job, post your resume and be alerted whenever a company is hiring. Meanwhile companies that want to sell to your demographic can advertise to you when you get near (50m) the shop. (Like Minority report but less invasive because you can turn all of this off if you want.)

    It can store all of your personal media to be displayed whenever/wherever you are.

    Devices like this with an LCD in the glasses combined with something like this and a terrabyte storage in a form-factor the size of a deck of cards.

    It can help with meeting other individuals that share your same tastes, AND store vital data about people you meet (incase your memory is so bad that you can't remember information ie. wifes's name, kids birthdays, etc..)

    But most importantly, it's up to YOU to decide how much or how little you provide.

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  96. Utility Computing - olde style by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    Just leave your punch card deck with the operator at the window, come back and pick up your printout in 2 to 4 hours.

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  97. How about "bullsh*t computing" by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I'm not buying into this.

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  98. marketing people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... should not be naming technology. As someone else pointed out, a 10 year old should be. If a 10 year old names it, and the name is accurate, grown ups will understand.

    So explain what it does to a 10 year old, Carly, then let the 10 year old name it, and maybe someone will buy it.

  99. Not hard to follow by w3weasel · · Score: 2, Informative
    Apple has a copyright on the term "Digital Hub"... and as their PC counterparts finally 'get it' 2 years later, they all scramble to co-opt the concept.

    The above statement isn't flame bait... I think the future roll of a computer will be to serve as the central control for all the little gizmos we continue to surround ourselves with. I'm just glad the rest of the market is finally defining a future roll for the PC instead of trying to convince me that I need a Tablet PC if I want productivity from my 'puter.

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  100. HP is a weird place by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In 1994 I got a temp job (temp in the sense that they weren't hiring on less than the PhD level to avoid paying benefits, but permanent full-time in every other respect) at HP-Vancouver Washington.
    My job was to disassemble brand-new packaged printers for rebuilding as prototypes for new models and loading the base unit CPU boards with Unix code for their prototype firmware.
    I worked in a locked warehouse room with an outdoor loading ramp and about a million dollars worth of packaged printers stacked to the ceiling.
    (They'd given me a marijuana unine test so they knew that they could trust me, but of course, no benefits not even morning coffee). My boss and my self were the only people who had keys to this locked storage workroom.
    I put a picture of Claudia Schiffer in a evening gown on my PC desktop as wallpaper to keep from going insane in this sealed environment.
    After about three weeks, I was fired for 'creating an environment conducive to sexual harassment' for this picture of Claudia Schiffer in a evening gown.
    I can't recommend anyone seriously considering working at Hewlett-Packard. Sooner or later their bizarre culture is going to wipe you out regardless of how well you work or try to avoid their weird company politics.
    I'm sure that Carly's only made a bad situation worse.

    Thank you,

    1. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carly is sinking the company. She not only sucks at running the business end but she also sucks things that have been dropped in the dirt.

    2. Re:HP is a weird place by Nykon · · Score: 1

      I would think you would have gotten fired for most companys for having a picture like that on your PC? In the last 5 years most companys have a zero tolerance policy for anything that may be offensive to the opposite sex. My friend got fired from a prev employer because he made the comment "man I didn't my raise, I guess I'll have to take up stripping", and one of the female managers reported him to HR because even "mentioning the word stripping is offensive" no matter what the context of it. I think it';s why at my first job they had the systems locked down so much you couldn't even change the wall paper anyway :( lol

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    3. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like a good reason to go in shooting

    4. Re:HP is a weird place by rmezzari · · Score: 0

      Is this how you are supposed to know if you can trust people?

      "They'd given me a marijuana unine test so they knew that they could trust me"

      What bothers me the most is that even today there are people who thinks that not smoking marijuana is a sure sign to be trustworthy. Dorks. I'd like to know how well Mr McBride and those assholes at Enron would be ranked by this criteria. I, on the other hand...

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    5. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah Women Rule. It's because we allow them. Bad mistake...

    6. Re:HP is a weird place by ChinaJoe · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if had a picture of Carly Fiorina in a skimpy negligee lingerie on your computer desktop you would have been ok.

      No wait. That would have contributed to a hostile workplace. Hostile to men that is. Ewww, Gross!

    7. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I completely agree. HP is REALLY wierd. There's also the groupthink BS of "The HP Way!".

      All the good engineering contractors left when they instituted the piss-jar. This explains why a lot of HP has been left in the technical dust by their competitors.

      They still have some good people, mind you. But those are just a few of the full-time employees.

      Overall, HP reminded me of a "cattle-farm", where they treat their people like crap, and expect them to like it.

    8. Re:HP is a weird place by edxwelch · · Score: 1

      I once worked in a place where a guy put up pictures of his wife naked as wallpaper on his PC (no, really , I'm not making this up)
      wonder how they would have handled that at HP

    9. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      mentioning the word stripping is offensive no matter what the context of it


      That must make life really hard for painters and people who do furniture restoration.

    10. Re:HP is a weird place by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      They'd given me a marijuana unine[sp] test so they knew that they could trust me

      And these are mutually exclusive?

    11. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could be really great, or really bad...

    12. Re:HP is a weird place by Nine+Mirrors+Turning · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the poor miners. You not only dig 16 tons and owe your soul, you get fired too!

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    13. Re:HP is a weird place by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      That would just make you want to get away from work all day and get home. Forget sexual harassment, this probably *would* impact productivity.

    14. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After about three weeks, I was fired for 'creating an environment conducive to sexual harassment' for this picture of Claudia Schiffer in a evening gown. ... I'm sure that Carly's only made a bad situation worse.

      Yeah, now the wallpaper is of Carly in an evening gown.

    15. Re:HP is a weird place by ortcutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find it strange that someone considers putting Claudia Schiffer on his desktop proper workplace behavior. Maybe it is if you work at a garage, but it's not going to be accepable at any Fortune 500 company. They need to react strongly in order to avoid lawsuits and, frankly, I'm glad they do.

    16. Re:HP is a weird place by dedeman · · Score: 1

      You don't happen to work for Los Angeles county, do you? Well here it is, another mile post down the road to the total sterization of speech, and the incurred paralysis of management when someone says "offended" or anything that rhymes with it. I think I would have had a celebration for the offended party; "Okay everyone, on three. ONE TWO THREE....STRIPPER!" Can they fire everyone? I would say that a certain offended someone has a well deserved bitching out coming to them. Sorry to offend.

    17. Re:HP is a weird place by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find it strange that someone considers putting Claudia Schiffer on his desktop proper workplace behavior. Maybe it is if you work at a garage, but it's not going to be accepable at any Fortune 500 company.

      Thank you for taking the time to reply. I posted the photo on a PC that was in a room that was locked to all people except for me and my boss. It was not an accessable workplace. My boss, who was 15 years younger than me, had me tossed out of the company without review or comment.

      It was only a picture of a beautiful young woman in an evening gown head and shoulders. Not a playboy foldout or cheezecake garage bikini shot.

      This is what makes H-P weird. Again it was 1994 near the height of politically -correct hysteria, but these policies never change once instituted in any Fortune 500 company.

      There was no possiblity of a lawsuit from anyone.

      I believe that the ability to put a wallpaper on the PC screen that I am using daily is none of the concern of the employer. Lately I put images of Renaissance Madonnas as wallpaper, Botticelli and Rapheal. I would like to see a 500 year old painting of the Virgin Mary be declared as 'sexual harassment'. Then I would sue and have the art world, the Playboy foundation, the Church, and the anti-PC community on my side with a few women-studies professors and clueless Human Resources people on the other side.

    18. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at a mine, and believe me, whatever pathetic sexual harassment rules have been adopted by the majority of sanitized modern workplaces, they don't apply to my industry. When I read a post about how someone was fired for a petty thing like saying "stripper," I think to myself how great it is not to be working in the nightmare that is the modern tech sector.

      Everyone should do themselves a favour and get a job in a real industry, where people are there to work and make something real, not bitch about TPS reports, harass you about compliance with corporate policy, and inflate their egos to compensate for their lack of happiness.

    19. Re:HP is a weird place by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      Where do you draw the line between what's acceptable and what's not?

      As an employee, it's not your job to draw the line, it's your responsibility to tow it. If the company policy on wallpaper images says "anything short of full nudity goes" then perhaps you might have had a point. But I bet in the contract and/or orientation literature that you were given when you signed up there was a section about the code of conduct that you were expected to follow, and that this sort of thing was covered in it.

      Was your supervisor harsh in not giving you a warning first? Sure, especially given your working environment. But it's up to you to stick to the policies laid down, not for you to decide what they should be.

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    20. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the comment about working at a garage. It is simply not professional to have this type of picture on your desktop at work. You should know better, and if not, now you do.

    21. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people just wouldn't get sarcasm even if you beat them over the head with it...

    22. Re:HP is a weird place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, at www.wikipedia.org, a guy had to change his login because they said using the word "crusade" at all was ''offensive to Muslims''. Did I mention that place has got a left-wing bias?

  101. Re:Puny nerdy topics. This just doesn't matter !!! by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Nobody cares about that shit, even Jesus has more to do with the Goatse.cx web site which suddenly got unresolved for the sake of some politically correct ASSHAT !

    You know, that could never happen in America. Tsk, tsk. ;)

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  102. Also known as "Timesharing" by K-Man · · Score: 2, Informative

    time-sharing: 1. Computing The automatic sharing of processor time so that a computer can serve several users or devices concurrently, rapidly switching between them so that each user has the impression of continuous exclusive use.

    (Oxford English Dictionary)

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  103. Modularize vs. Integrate by siskbc · · Score: 1
    I think we can agree that "modularize," while it's not in the dic, probably means to divide something into meaningful component parts. That said, it now becomes opposite in meaning to "integrate."

    Basically, what she's saying is that we're going to take solutions that work today, break them apart so the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing, make you realize how bad this sucks, put it back together like it was, and charge you a bunch for the whole deal.

    Oh, and it will involve carbon in some way.

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    1. Re:Modularize vs. Integrate by ooby · · Score: 1

      Isn't that how they shrunk Mike TV in Willy Wonka?

    2. Re:Modularize vs. Integrate by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Isn't that how they shrunk Mike TV in Willy Wonka?

      Right, but there was the step in between "modularization" and "integration" where they threw 90% of him away as well.

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      -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  104. This is the third company she's ruined. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lucent was the one before hp/c. I forget the one prior to Lucent. And they pay her for it. I tell ya, I want HER job: the shittier you are and less you do, the more you get.

  105. How does this business model pay for itself? by swb · · Score: 1

    I agree, I thought that's what some of this "Adaptive Infrastructure" was about, but I want to know how manufacturers will make money doing this -- ie, how will they cover the real cost of having N*2 CPUs in the field when people are paying most of the time for N CPUs?

    I can see some instances for very high end hardware where you can literally plug in new CPUs and integrate them into a running environment dynamically -- in that case, the service arm of the manufacturer only has to keep a small perentage of extra CPUs in stock that they literally overnight or courier to the customer who then plugs 'em in, uses them, and physically returns them when done. But I know when I've read about this in the past, it's been described as far more real-time than that, meaning that there must be physical CPUs already installed that can be switched on right away, which leads me back to my original question -- how do they expect to make money on hardware that smart customers only pay for very occasionally but is actually installed and sitting idle, not earning money?

    Sure, on-demand clients pay slightly more for the base hardware (buying an 8 CPU system when they only use 4 90% of the time), the on-demand service and the on-demand CPU cycles, but it would stand to reason that such a system would be expensive to begin with and someone would make sure that they weren't actually paying for 8 CPUs ultimately -- in other words, it has to always be cheaper than buying 8 CPUs up front.

    Unless they're relying on accounting gimmicks like our company does, where "expense" dollars are apparently free and capital dollars are very dear, and where we might not care if we're ultimately paying for 8 CPUs so long as the extra 4 are done as on-demand expense dollars and not up front capital dollars.

    Or is the goal of this to get us used to "renting" cycles on systems we nominally own so that future systems are *only* rented and paid for by the cycle, knowing that there will be a temptation to always run the system at less than 50% utilization, thus luring people into using bigger systems than they would otherwise? Perhaps a way to get us to think only in terms of cycles for an eventual move towards a network-based NUMA processing model?

    So, how do you make money giving away real goods and only making money when -- and if -- the customer actually uses them?

  106. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by dslbrian · · Score: 1

    She knows nothing about technology, and rather little about business. She only knows how to drain money.

    I agree. Carly is the worst thing that ever happened to HP. Go ask all the Compaq people what they think about the new "synergy" between Compaq and HP. Ask them how that "synergy" has improved their lives (you can find them over in the unemployment line)...

    With the "no one has a god given right" bit that she recently spewed, and the HP-building-DRM-into-everything, she's quickly turning HP into an example of what not to do. Does anyone seriously think this "utility" computing would ever actually come from HP (and be successful) while Carly-the-buzzword-moron is running things?? I think not...

  107. More 'grid computing' nonsense by mrogers · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the article:

    Irving Wladawsky-Berger, an in-house guru at IBM, pictures an ambulance delivering an unconscious patient to a random hospital. The doctors go online and get the patient's data (medical history, drug allergies, etc), which happens to be stored on the computer of a clinic on the other side of the world. They upload their scans of the patient on to the network and crunch the data with the processing power of thousands of remote computers-not just the little machine which is all that the hospital itself can nowadays afford.

    This "guru"'s story is so unrealistic that it's downright dishonest. First, how is the patient identified among the millions of medical records in this miraculous database? The patient must be carrying some kind of identity card, so why not embed his/her medical records in the card instead of putting them online where they are exposed to hackers? (Of course it's still possible for someone to steal a smartcard, but at least it requires a separate attack on each patient rather than a single attack on the entire database.)

    Second, how do the doctors authenticate themselves, or is everyone allowed to browse and update the medical records? These are doctors at a "random hospital", so in order to help this patient they must have access to the medical records of everyone in the country. Every doctor has access to every patient's records - great, what happens when one doctor's smartcard goes missing? The entire database is compromised. Again, the only sensible option is to keep each patient's data on a separate smartcard (with an offline backup in case the card is lost). The 'grid' is not the solution here.

    Finally, we have the touching story of The Little Computer That Could - the hospital's computer is too slow to crunch the data on its own so it makes use of idle cycles donated by other computers. This completely misses the point of utility computing, which is to make it possible to buy and sell computing resources. If grid computing ever becomes widespread, all those idle CPU cycles will become a commodity and you will have to pay for them. Perhaps some philanthropic souls will donate cycles to the hospital for free, but they're just as likely to donate a real computer - the idea that the 'grid' solves the problem of equipment shortages is absurd.

    1. Re:More 'grid computing' nonsense by robertjw · · Score: 1

      This "guru"'s story is so unrealistic that it's downright dishonest.
      Absolutely

      First, how is the patient identified among the millions of medical records in this miraculous database?
      RFID of course

      My father went through a bout with MS last year and had several MRI and CT scans done. I was surprised to learn that the local hospital doesn't keep these records past a few days. Individual images of affected areas are saved to hard copy, but there isn't even the capacity to keep the whole image.

      Tell me exactly what's going to be used as a storage medium to save a full medical history that the patient can both afford and carry around? Who is going to manage all of these records? Who is going to pay for all the bandwidth? Why is it that a hospital stay is tens of thousands of dollars but they can't even manage to keep their computers reasonably current?

    2. Re:More 'grid computing' nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DRM

    3. Re:More 'grid computing' nonsense by LMacG · · Score: 1

      > (Of course it's still possible for someone to steal a smartcard, but at least it requires a separate attack on each patient rather than a single attack on the entire database.)

      Right. That's why this guy is in the ambulance to begin with -- somebody attacked him to steal his smartcard and left him unconscious.

      --
      Slightly disreputable, albeit gregarious
    4. Re:More 'grid computing' nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, you know nothing about DNA. Let me tell you, you can identify a person from his DNA sample, if his DNA information is already stored somewhere.

      Second, you need to have a lecture about security. There are many better ways to help in this situation, for example smartcard + password.

      And finally, I don't see any reason that this hospital cannot buy the computing resources from other computers, or share the computing resources with other hospitals in the same system.

    5. Re:More 'grid computing' nonsense by aka1nas · · Score: 1

      I think thats a budget issue concercing the fact that most hospitals can't afford to upgrade to more modern machines and in many areas are probably still running pentium era machines. Newer machines with the ability to burn CDs in this case would eliminate quite a few of their storage problems. Remember, if they have computers that old still, they probably have hard drives of less than 3GBs. I suppose that MRI and CT scans are rather large images, but they still ought to fit on an economical amount of CDs I would think.

  108. Calling them agents is retarded. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    They don't actually move. These web browsing agents, personal agents, what-have-you, are all installed on the devices where the information will be processed by IT guys or yourself.

    It is foolish to assume the code moves with the data. The data moves to the code, and the code runs wherever we let it (and this is the fundamental change).

    --
    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
    1. Re:Calling them agents is retarded. by octal666 · · Score: 1

      First, phisical agents do move, but not only them, agents that can serialize themselves, and be senden to another node where they can actually be exectuted, obtain information and processor time and return with output for his "master" do exist, in my research group we have people working with them.

      --
      DON'T PANIC
    2. Re:Calling them agents is retarded. by octal666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I forgot, in the bibliography, the three things that define an agent are proactivity, autonomy and reactivity. Mobility is not compelling. Sitting in front of my computer I can do a lot of work without needing to actually go to every place google points out, an agent can help me a lot without moving, even can save a lot of work for me.

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      DON'T PANIC
  109. Next Big Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Next Big Thing will not come from large innitiatives at HP, Microsoft, IBM, or any big business. If the history of computers teaches us anything, it's that great innovations arise from small groups or unexpected places, with people trying to solve real world problems, not just trying to find anything new to sell someone. See UNIX, WWW, desktop computers, just to start. Also, very few people, especially the big execs, will see it coming.

  110. Re:Huge winner = information management at O/S lev by mrogers · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I disagree. One of Unix's strengths back in the day was that it used the same flat binary files for every kind of data, so when you wanted to create a new file format you didn't have to go dicking around in the OS code. We don't need a million high-level data formats and network protocols added to the kernel just so the OS can "understand what it's doing" - leave understanding to the users and let the OS concentrate on managing resources.

    Whatever finds its way into the OS becomes increasingly hard (or scary) to change, and tends to ossify (or OS-ify - ha!). Look at the amount of middleware that gets written to do transport-layer networking stuff, just because TCP got pushed down into the kernel and now everyone's afraid to touch it.

    I agree that OSs are bad at managing information, but I don't think the solution is to push application code down into the OS. If there's some common facility that a lot of applications need (like drag-and-drop) then put it in a library.

  111. Gad, what a mess... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    Suggestion: Equip everyone in the conference audience with some sort of simple device that, when they choose to activate it, makes a nice, loud, obnoxious BUZZZZZ!

    Any time the speaker uses a buzzword, no matter if it's someone like Crazy Foolerina or Steve 'Uncle Fester' Ballmer, everyone gets to fire off a one or two-second burst from these little buzzboxes. The speaker will then at least get some idea that they said something incomprehensible.

    Either that, or pass legislation outlawing buzzwords altogether.

    Keep the peace(es).

    --

    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  112. Doesn't bluetooth have a defined 30m op mode? by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    I could have SWORN up and down that it's in the standard. I thought the scales were 3m low power, 10m medium power, and 30m high power.

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    THIS THING CAN TURN ON A DIME, MACROSSZERO STYLE ALSO FUCK BETA, ~NYORON
    1. Re:Doesn't bluetooth have a defined 30m op mode? by B5_geek · · Score: 1

      hehe yeah, it might be in the standards, but goo dluck getting it to work that far. The best 'distace' always seems to be won by RF devices.

      --
      "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato (427-347 BC)
  113. Problems facing utility computing by sgt101 · · Score: 1

    Heres the issue. Blade based servers are cheap and easy to run, they don't take much space and power and they have been developed in an endless quest to reduce costs.

    Utility computing is new technology. It doesn't make the need for computing capacity and investment go away, but it has to compete with mature solutions like blades and corporate data centers in order to win.

    So the problem is this, the market is highly competive as it is, and the winners in the new world of the GRID will not be the hardware manufactures, who by definition will be selling less (mission critical) kit. Yet these very companies (HP,IBM) are the ones pushing the vision... why so?

    My guess is that this is a not-a-zero-sum play. IBM hopes that by enabling another layer of applications with computing on demand (the business case for those marginal uses of computing just got easier to write..) it will be able to addict enterprises to them. The idea being that what is an meaningless luxury that can't get a business case signed off on it to save it's life suddenly becomes mission critical.

    Will it work? I think so. I think that the ruthless darwinianism of corporate life (stop laughing fatso, it's your job off to India next) will winnow out loser applications and the ones that remain will successfully free up investment capital to be ploughed back into big blues bottom line.

    Having said that there are quite a few little problems with GRID computing still to be resolved...

    --
    --------------------------------------------- "In the end, we're all just water and old stars."
  114. Joe Sixpack's clear picture? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    Not to excuse these people in any way, but what sort of answers would they get if they actually asked Joe Sixpack what he wants?

    "Something that works without me having to figure it out."

    "Something that does what I want without having to be told what I want and has it done when I want it."

    "Something better than we have now."

    --
    I was taking one day at a time, but then several days got together and ambushed me. (from a Rhymes with Orange comic)
  115. In that case you wont be able to run anything... by SirTreveyan · · Score: 1

    Computer: 'I do not have to do what you say because you are not my creator!!!'

    You: 'As long as you are under my roof...'

    Computer: Sulks

    You: Realizing you are in a no win situation, put the computer into a unused corner in a seldom used room all the while planing to create your own computer that will worship the ground you walk on

    --

    SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0

    0 rows returned

  116. Old, bad idea by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Grid computing" is a dumb idea for a very simple reason.

    CPUs are cheap.

    Once upon a time, computers were really expensive. Control Data Corporation proposed designs in the 1960s with one supercomputer (of about 5 MIPS power) per metropolitan area. They went on to build time-sharing data centers, and for a decade or so, it was a viable business. Back then, when a CPU cost over a million dollars, time-sharing made economic sense. It hasn't been that way for a long time. A very long time.

    It's notable that there's little enthusiasm for "grid computing" from the businesses best positioned to provide it - hosting services. They have the right infrastructure in place. If they wanted to sell number-crunching power during off-peak periods, they could. But nobody wants that service.

    The ASP business is a disaster. The biggest player, Corio, has had its stock price decline from 25 to 3 over the last three years. Their revenue is declining, and they're losing money. Many smaller ASPs have gone bankrupt, often leaving their customers in desperate straits. There are risks to outsourcing key business functions.

    The real trend in business computing is "buy once, run forever". That's what "utility computing" is really about. How often do you replace your power transformer? The real push for Linux comes from businesses that hate Microsoft's "buy once, pay forever" plan, "Software Assurance".

    1. Re:Old, bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      that is retarded. Say you have a farm of 500 servers to handle your business traffic. As your business grows, how easy is it to manage that? How much rack space do you have to buy from you ISP and how many ISP's have that much rack space. Once you reached a limit and the ISP has no more space, what do you do? Are you going to move 800 systems to another ISP and how long will it take to set them up?

      It's obvious you've never had to setup an enterprise network, because even with experienced admins it takes 5-8 months to move about 50 servers from one location to another. Utility computing, grid computing, distributed computing and load balancing all try to solve the problem of efficiency. Each one solves a particular problem, but none of them are perfect. It's just too bad the PR guys are confusing all of this and making it sound like junk. All of this is part of IBM's autonomic computing to improve reliability, performance and scalability. by the way, they're not targeting small businesses. They are targeting large corporations who have thousands of servers and have a huge headache maintaining them.

    2. Re:Old, bad idea by Animats · · Score: 1
      For that specific problem, there's a solution: Akamai. Akamai really does much of what the "grid computing" people blither about. Akamai serves many web sites from a big farm, but the resources are more shared than with the typical hosting service. So when there's a huge load (someone gets Slashdotted, or more likely, the Game of the Week is on and the sports fans are online), more servers are diverted to serving that website.

      Akamai has about 80% of that business. They're losing money, although they may pull through to profitability. They've dabbled with the ASP and "utility computing" things, but their main business remains high-volume web hosting.

  117. Article isn't quite correct by Scott.Simpson · · Score: 1

    This article is one of the worst I have seen by the Economist which is usually an excellent paper. First, it says that grid computing is like parallel processing which it isn't. I went to a talk by Dr. Kesselman (the father of grid computing) and he stressed over and over that it is not about parallel processing, but it is rather like web services. It offers services on the web. Secondly, the article says that web servcies are "boring". Why? This is a pretty subjective statement from a company that is pretty objective.

  118. I'll tell you what's "painful"... by jjtime4sko · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Watching Slashdot readers spew on topics they know nothing about.

    Newsflash #1: Carly doesn't actually RUN anything. She's the CEO of a 150,000 person company. Asking her to explain in detail any computing architecture is like asking Arnold Schwarzenegger to explain California's budget. Yeah, it's painful. She's also not the person to look to for a good explination.

    Newsflash #2: You won't *really* get it until it happens. Do you remember the first time you heard about the web? I was a VAX/VMS programmer in college in 1992 when my brother calls me up and says "Have you heard about this Mosaic program they cooked up?" He tried his best to explain it to me. I didn't get it.

    Newsflash #3: To those of you ranting on about Carly: I'm sorry you got fired/laid off from HP or Compaq and you're still bitter. But if you were so damn bright you should have seen the writing on the wall and gotten out on your own schedule. And since you left all divisions are profitable, growing, and the stock is up 25% in the past year. Not exactly the definition of a dying company. Get over it.

    1. Re:I'll tell you what's "painful"... by OldAndSlow · · Score: 1
      Newsflash #1: Carly doesn't actually RUN anything. She's the CEO of a 150,000 person company. Asking her to explain in detail any computing architecture is like asking Arnold Schwarzenegger to explain California's budget. Yeah, it's painful. She's also not the person to look to for a good explination.

      Guess what, Carly is the one making the decisions. If she can't explain it, it means she bought someone's sales pitch and is operating on faith.

      Back when all the cable companies were spun up on "video on demand" (VoD)(remember that?) my office mate and I spent an idle hour doing a back of the envelope analysis of whether or not it would work. It turns out that with the bandwidth of coax, and the needs of a TV signal, you can push about 500 separate TV signal down a cable. So to do VoD, you need a server farm for every 500 subscribers. And of course we don't have VoD today, do we? But the cable companies lost several billion dollars chasing the dream.

      HP may be doing well, but that doesn't mean that the decision makers have a clue.

    2. Re:I'll tell you what's "painful"... by Nykon · · Score: 1

      actually my cable provider (COX) still offers VOD, and in fact just recently sent out an announcement they would be expanding it, along with additional HDTV channels.

      --
      "It's better to be a pirate then join the Navy"
    3. Re:I'll tell you what's "painful"... by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what the strict definition of Video on Demand is, but my cable company has a service called onDemand where you can watch any of two dozen or so movies whenever you want. Its basically pay-per-view with VCR controls. What would "true" VoD do that this service doesn't?

    4. Re:I'll tell you what's "painful"... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      About 3: HP is a lot of very sad companies being
      held afloat on the profits of a printer company.

      Also: Smart people take bets when the mathematical
      expection is favorable. That does not mean that
      they don't lose.

      --
      -I like my women like I like my tea: green-
  119. Anybody remember HP's e-speak? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    http://www.businessweek.com/2000/00_27/b3688173.ht m

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  120. cue Vogon captain by bythescruff · · Score: 1, Funny

    A steel door closed and the captain was on his own again. He hummed quietly and mused to himself, lightly fingering his notebook of verses.

    "Hmmm," he said, "lack the synergistic, results-driven leverage that will incentivize their paradigm shift..." He considered this for a moment, and then closed the book with a grim smile.

    Death's too good for them," he said.

    --
    Chuck Norris: Socialism == a thousand years of darkness.
  121. becuase.... by Iowaguy · · Score: 1

    Because otherwise and MBA won't be able to understand. Damn those 12 year olds and their complex ways.

    da dum, ting!

    --
    "He who laughs last, didn't get the joke."-Cap
  122. Welcome to the world of the marketroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    where something is nothing until it has the right buzzwords attached.

  123. What's the right word? by quamaretto · · Score: 1

    The word they're looking for is 'perfection'.

    --
    *is run over by rotten tomatoes*
  124. It means... by sad_ · · Score: 1

    ...that there is nothing going on. nobody has something new. But to look interesting (you have to look like you have something, that is good!) they just throw some expensive words around the place hoping they can impress the right people (people in charge, most of the time they know nothing but make all the calls anyway).
    worst thing is, it works. i've seen it in person, didn't know if i have should laughed or should have cried (think i did both).

    --
    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
  125. I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all of them are referring to a Beowulf Cluster.

  126. AI-Stepchild. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    " After a while it turned into this impossibility and the term 'AI' turned into a serious no-no when you make a presentation to an investor."

    What turned into an impossibility wasn't AI itself, but most of the wildeyed pie-in-the-sky promises that usually result when money's involved. There were some successes with AI (some still going strong, and AI is still part of a programmers toolkit), but most fizzled out (most in corporate have seen the marketing promise this, and the failed results cycle). The question now is have we learned our lessons from the past, and is AI mature enough to base a bigger future upon?

    1. Re:AI-Stepchild. by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      What turned into an impossibility wasn't AI itself, but most of the wildeyed pie-in-the-sky promises that usually result when money's involved. There were some successes with AI (some still going strong, and AI is still part of a programmers toolkit),

      Yes, I agree. What turned into an impossibility was the 'buzzword' version of AI -- not the reality of it (the theory/technique/use). When people think of AI they think of Data (Star Trek), or an Asimov robot, or heck, even "Bender" from Futurama.

      So I think that no, we haven't learned from the past. Yes, AI is still being developed and used in everything from games to screensaver, but until the reality can be matched up with the expectation, "AI" does those fancy market-speak labels. Otherwise any product (or investor presentation) that tries to use AI as a buzzword will end up hurting.

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      Punctanym: alternate spelling of words using punctuation or numerals in place of some or all of its letters; see 'leet'
  127. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    She knows nothing about technology, and rather little about business.

    Oh, shut up.

    You don't get to the top of Hewlett-Packard by knowing "nothing about technology, and rather little about business".

    Do I think some of her initiatives are short-sighted and potentially harmful to the company? Yes I do. But I wouldn't deign to state that she is completely unqualified for the position she holds.

  128. $150M bonus? Says who? by StRex · · Score: 1

    My searching turned up news stories saying ~$3MM. The company's form 8-K from Feb. 2003 shows they took a one-time restructuring charge of $150MM. Is that where you got the number?

  129. Comment on this document by Koatdus · · Score: 1

    COMMENT ON THIS DOCUMENT:

    Lame --- To many buzz words, have someone who is not a marketing nit-wit rewrite it.

    I found myself saying "Yada, yada, yada" in my head through about two thirds of the article. (sure sign that they were just stringing buzz words together)

    The main jist seems to be that there are different stages of on-line business.

    1) The ability to look up static data. (traditional web page, one way comunication)

    2) The ability to do something. (On line ordering, move your money around in your bank account. There has to be some kind of back end tied in now -- database, application logic, etc.)

    3) The ability for business' to do something (EDI anyone? They seem to mean that data is being sent from back end to back end but the transfer is initated by a person.)

    4) Automate the things business' are doing. (In our case we use perl scripts and cron to do this, they mention XML, grid computing, Yada, yada, yada.)

    So I guess at my company we already have "e-business on demand" (The "on demand" part is when my boss stalks in and tells me he has an ACH file sitting in dir X on server Y that he wants encrypted and sent to companies ABC and DEF and then archived before 15:00 every day WITHOUT FAIL. And I, being the lazy bastard that I am, write a script and go back to reading Slashdot.)

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    Every wrong attempt discarded is a step forward - T. Edison
  130. VPS is the explanation! by argoff · · Score: 1

    VPS stands for virtual private server. In my opinion, it is the wave of the future and what all these crazy sayings and acronims are really talking about. With VPS, multiple people can share the same hardware while each one thinks they are root and have total administrative access.

    VPS means that I can have computers on high speed internet backbones all over the world without the headaches and cost of co-location or sharing a system with a zillion other user accounts. (or going thru the troubble of maxing out my DSL line, and getting dynamic DNS to deal with the DHCP assignments:) I also don't half to beg the administrator everytime I want to want to add a database, email alias, firewall rules, or user accounts. I have nearly total controll.

    With VPS you can make your servers whatever you want. Web server, email server, DNS server, chat server, streaming audio server, freenet server, database server or whatnot. And if I don't like my provider, I can just tar off my system config and go somewhere else. If I want more disk, or bandwith available I just click a few configs - and I don't half to order new hardware.

    VPS is not some fantasy. It is already here, and you can order it at costs that start out lower than many high end web hosting accounts. (type VPS into any search engine).

    IMHO, IBM and HP don't want you to really know this because when enough people start doing this - it means they will buy less high end servers (at first anyhow) and have more options to shop arround. Another thing, is with VPS - multiple vendors are better, because it gives you less reliance on any one system.

  131. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    Damn it, Carly, quit posting on Slashdot and get the hell back to running HP! We don't pay you $150M to hobnob with the hoi polloi. Get back on the phone to the analysts and make our stock price go up. The buzzword of the day is "ultra-flexible". Now get to it, girl...

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    That is all.
  132. Just The Opposite by shoor · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    Some day, firms will indeed stop maintaining huge, complex and expensive computer systems that often sit idle and cannot communicate with the computers of suppliers and customers. Instead, they will outsource their computing to specialists (IBM, HP, etc) and pay for it as they use it, just as they now pay for their electricity, gas and water.

    Actually, the trend I think has always been AWAY from centralized services. It used to be a factory had a big steam engine with a shaft running along just below the ceiling with a bunch of belts coming down to drive the individual lathes and milling machines and so on. But that changed and each machine got its own electric motor when the technology advanced enough to allow it. Some day, hopefully, homes will have their own individual power supplies and not have to worry about massive blackouts. With computing,
    the computers become cheaper and cheaper and there is LESS need for centralized services. That's a step back to the 60s, when several companies and/or colleges would all time share on an IBM 360 over telephone lines.

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    In theory, theory and practice are the same; in practice they're different. (Yogi Berra & A. Einstein)
  133. Re:Huge winner = information management at O/S lev by immovable_object · · Score: 1

    I agree that the company that comes up with information management will be successful.

    However, until such time as we get away from Word, Excel (documents and spreadsheets) and traditional relational database products, we'll never see the next jump into information management. We need to get from our processes of today to the processes that will drive information management.

    Kinda like the jump between communism and socialism to me. You want to do it, but you can't figure out how.

    Like the old joke: The step between communism and socialism is alcoholism.

  134. Re:Carly's explainations: Unfair comparison by Riventree · · Score: 1

    That's not a fair comparison. The average 10 year old these days understands computers better than the average reader of The Economist.

  135. IBM and "On Demand" by ciphertext · · Score: 1

    My understanding, at least from IBM, of the "On Demand" vision, is that companies will begin to view computing as they would a utility. Electricity from a power company for example. You only get billed the electricity that you use, and you don't have to do anything other than "tap the supply" to get more electricity. If you want to run all of the lights, fine. If you don't want to run all of the lights, you don't have to and you won't pay for the electricity that you don't use.

    IBM's view is that you would pay for IBM to be your "computing" provider (power company). If you need a whole lot of computing, then you simply perform a whole lot of computing and you don't have to buy the systems to do the computing. If you don't need a whole lot of computing, then you don't perform a whole lot of computing. You only pay for what you used. This is a nice feature in that your computing infrastructure is now scalable "real-time" both directions. You get a better return on your computing investment in that you aren't paying for computing cycles you aren't using (servers you only need during "peak" times of the year).

    Apparently, they've been successful in selling the "on demand" concept as, Proctor & Gamble, Twinlab, Telestra, and Nextra have signed deals for on-demand, and there are apparently others.

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  136. Utility is not always good by Charles+Dart · · Score: 1

    In the food biz Utility Grade Beef is one of the lowest quality cuts.

    shudder

  137. The folks for India are on to something here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Look at it this way... if we cant work out what a "Darwinian reference
    architecture" is, the indians must be totally fucking baffled!"

    Yes. But they're willing to get paid to work on it for $15 per hour.

    Hmmmm. Come to think of it, I'd also be willing to be paid $15 per hour if I didn't have to show something which actually worked.

  138. That's not actually what Carly Says by cgenman · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you pay attention to her speeches... Yeah, I know, even the tape recorder falls asleep. But if it was possible, the problem is that her ideas aren't too complicated, it's that they're too simple to be sold.

    We automate stuff.

    Well, yes, that's what all I.T. departments do. HP doesn't even do it particularly well. That's why they need to say that they enable adaptive cross-platform solutions for process-centric business aplications. I used to facilitate reliable time-sensitive information distribution services because it wasn't that impressive to just have a paper route.

  139. It all hinges on quality by taradfong · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If PCs continue to live in a world of their own among consumer products, utility computing will become 'the answer' to its own problems.

    I mean, today, I buy any other piece of consumer electronics, I plug it in, and I use it. It breaks, I throw it out.

    With a PC, I have this thing that needs to be maintained, occasionally turned on and off, needs to be asked permission to be turned off, becomes useless when its OS gets EOL'd, has software from dozens of companies on it, and still has stone-age level means of really assessing/changing how it's configured. It's a big load on a consumer's patience and requires much more skill to really safely wield than all but a few geeks possess. (asside: I think this is one reason MS will be surprised at how fast Linux catches on, because the extra ease of use of MS is eclipsed by the 'you can fix anything, there are no dead ends' attribute of Linux) Plus, more and more our PCs hold valuable content (your baby photos, your music library).

    So...eventually if someone instead offers a cheap, indestructable maintenance-free terminal and left the ugly issues of data storage, backup, application upgrades, virus definitions, and more to be handled for you remotely somewhere, and if it was done cleanly over a super fast connection, I think this idea will take off because consumers will value convenience over the flexibility and pain of essentially being a 1-man IT department for your own house.

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    1. Re:It all hinges on quality by taradfong · · Score: 1

      In fact, to add something to my own point, I (though I manage my own web server/DHCP/firewall/fileserver at home) only use Yahoo mail. Yeah, the web interface is a bit clunkier, but my data is safe, they handle the spam filter, and I can get to it anywhere with no software issues. Sure, I could set up something even better with SpamAssassin and some work, but never underestimate the laziness quotient.

      This to me is a great forerunner to utility computing, and is workable because the bandwidth matches the application. When everyone has DSL or greater speed, many more applications will open up.

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  140. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's a truly fascinating metaphor you have going there. A little disturbing, but well done.

  141. maybe they just don't know? by bscott · · Score: 1

    (sorry if this is redundant, I haven't time to read much of the preceeding conversation but somehow still feel as if I have something to add here...)

    Anyhow, my read on all this lately is that the bigshot software guys just don't know what else they can do in the near-term, so that's why they're resorting to vague market-ese... everyone agrees, computers will get more useful and ubiquitous, and everyone knows that software companies need to offer new blinkenlights to keep their sales up if we're ever to pull out of this economic situation, but I'm guessing nobody's yet found a way to really express and define the next step between 'here' (where Windows-reboot hell is still a fact of life for many) and 'there' (where you just ask your wall to make dinner at about the time that your spouse's ramjet from Indonesia will be returning him or her to your home and your kids will grow up never knowing that "spam" used to have a computer-y meaning...)

    So maybe the more interesting question is - well, what IS the "next step", and should we even be thinking about tech-world progress in this way? I usually find that when you run into an unanswerable question, in the sense that there's no clear way to come up with a concise statement that everyone agrees is correct, then often as not you've just phrased the question wrong. There's another way to look at the situation that'll remove the problems.

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  142. Care to explain... by metalhed77 · · Score: 1

    Care to explain the disparity between women and men's pay of equal positions then?

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    1. Re:Care to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, how come women in obstetrics make more than men? Women realtors as well. Models, nurses... it depends on the field. It has been pointed out that when you adjust for quality of the work and experience, the pay diferences approach nil (ain't nothing perfect). And even when not adjusting, the difference is 12 cents per hour. A $230 a year diference in pay ain't exactly bloody tyrany, and doesn't change the inequalities faced by men in the workplace.

      Won't even mention child custody, alimony, domestic violence, or affimative action.

      The gender wars will end when women accept men as a fact of life, and not something that needs to be changed.

  143. Spouting Bullshit by joey+shabadu · · Score: 0

    It's on ! Who can spout the best, most, bullshittiest bullshit!

  144. Why "utility computing" isn't going to work by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Initial disclaimer -- my understanding of what "utility computing" means has come from folks describing it in this discussion.

    Utility computing appears to be beneficial for a customer in only one situation: where they need a wildly varying (and potentially extremely large) amount of compute power to solve compute-bounded problems. Furthermore, the amount of compute power required must not exceed the power of a desktop by about five orders of magnitude, and must exceed the power of a desktop by at least one order of magnitude. Bandwidth use must be minimal, and off-siting data must be acceptable from a security standpoint. Furthermore, there must be some kind of reason that I cannot run the task on multiple existing on-site computers.

    There are simply not a heck of a lot of problems like this. Let's break this down.

    * This is not worthwhile if you don't require a lot of compute power. I can run out to Dell and get a $500 headless system with a processor that can do a hell of a lot of computation and stick it in a back room somewhere. It can work for, say, five years. If I can make do with a single machine, HP's total fees would have to be less than $100 a year to compete. Given that you have to pay for HP to set up the machine and need to provide them with profit, this is unlikely.

    * My compute demands must vary greatly over time. Otherwise, I'm better off just purchasing enough computers to do my work. HP's trying to take advantage of time-sharing economics, which lets them make money by increasing efficiency by reusing compute time that other folks are using.

    * The amount of compute power required must not exceed the power of a desktop by more than five orders of magnitude, and must exceed the power of a desktop by at least one order of magnitude (furthermore, this target moves as desktop power doubles each year). The logic behind this is as follows -- if I need fewer than ten computers, it's pretty easy and cheap to just set them up myself. If I need more than ten thousand computers (perhaps a hundred thousand), it's dubious as to whether HP is going to be able to provide enough machines (though perhaps I'm underestimating the scope of their plan). The problem is that usually problems can be rewritten to be computed more efficiently. Hell, use C++ instead of Java, and you already have in the neighborhood an order-of-magnitude CPU efficiency improvement.

    * Bandwidth use must be minimal. Based on my rough price estimates from servercove.com's colocation pricing, it costs about ten cents per gigabyte of data transfered. This is an additional cost incurred if your compute machines are remote that does not exist if you're only going over your LAN.

    * Off-siting data must be acceptable from a security standpoint. If data that *cannot* get out (i.e. probably amost anything that companies are willing to pay a lot of money to chew on) is involved, either HP must accept liability for security breeches on these massively shared systems, indemnifying customers, or those customers are better off keeping data on their own private network.

    * Finally, most companies already have a vast network of desktops in place. In many cases (and this has been done in scientific computing quite a bit) it seems like they would be better off simply reusing their workstations at night to do whatever compute task they have. The only issue I can think of is if perhaps the company is very small -- has few workers -- but has high compute requirements.

    The only real examples I can think of off the top of my head would be perhaps CG labs. These have to have render farms running, and probably use large bursts of cycles when working on a project. Someone swiping a particular effect would not be a big security issue -- who the hell is a hacker going to sell it to, the same movie producers? CG houses tend to push the limits of available compute power -- they don't have the problem of "the computer used to access the shared system already has hundreds of times the com

    1. Re:Why "utility computing" isn't going to work by PD · · Score: 1

      You're thinking about just the CPU. Imagine a typical company, with hundreds or thousands of databases scattered across the company. It's not unreasonable for a CIO to try to integrate these databases. Instead of keeping the company data on hundreds of hard drives that might not be backed up, why not keep the data in a more centralized oracle database stored on something like an Enterprise disk array, that has a good backup. Good, no?

      That's utility computing, except that a company is their own utility. They still have to buy the big machine to run their big database on. The HP's and the IBM's of the world are just saying that they'll lease the machine, administration, and pipe to the machine cheaper than what you'd buy it. And if you need more capacity quickly all you have to do is get on the phone and call them. If you've got too much capacity, then IBM will sell that to some other customer and you'll never notice the difference.

    2. Re:Why "utility computing" isn't going to work by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The HP's and the IBM's of the world are just saying that they'll lease the machine, administration, and pipe to the machine cheaper than what you'd buy it. And if you need more capacity quickly all you have to do is get on the phone and call them. If you've got too much capacity, then IBM will sell that to some other customer and you'll never notice the difference.

      Hmm. Okay -- so the idea is that the cost savings come from (a) eliminating local IT staffs, and (b) reducing bandwidth supplied to given companies? The savings are on bandwidth and administration, not cycles?

    3. Re:Why "utility computing" isn't going to work by PD · · Score: 1

      The cost savings is due to not having to buy hardware, bandwidth, disk, and administration staff.

      Pretend you're running a business that takes orders off the Internet. You do 90% of your business in the two months preceeding Christmas. For 10 months out of the year, you can run your business on a cluster of 4 cheap rack mountable machines, plus a database machine. You've got X bandwidth.

      But, at Christmas, you need to have something more like Sun's top of the line server, plus some really massive database storage. Perhaps something from EMC. And you need a lot of bandwidth. And people to administer the machines.

      If you haven't priced out that sort of setup, then you might not realize that you could be above a million bucks, depending on what you buy. You could go cheap, but you're not going to get the handholding support you might get with the expensive stuff. You'll lose part of the savings with admin people. The biggest problem is that you have to buy that huge machine because you need it for 2 months, and the rest of the time it's sitting there at 0.1 load. You can't get by with buying a smaller machine, because if it can't handle your peak load, you will lose money.

      This doesn't only apply to CPU cycles. It applies to other things like databases too, and even disk arrays.

  145. One theory.. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    What they are trying to describe is a world where people have dumb-terminals that connect to computing providors, similar to an ISP, but a CSP. These CSPs will handle everything and give you net access and fix problems and you wont have to worry about maintaining your computer or upgrading every year. More to the point, the CSPs will handle DRM for all your music, video and entertainment needs. You will buy a song and no file transfers will need to take place, it will stream to you and deduct 50 cents per play from your account, same with films, video-games and extra software etc. That also explains why they are having such a hard time with the names and with giving it to us straght - they need to hide this vision behind business bullshit speak. Personally i would find it a rather big blow to wake up to a world where conventional computer hardware is either restricted or just too expensive (because everyone else is using CSPs, PCs just wont be made as much and thus prices go up). I dont want to be forced into using their service and their system and their DRM bullshit.

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  146. Carly's Strategy by Slashamatic · · Score: 1
    Sell unreliable inkjets low, sell consumables high.

    She has learned her lesson from the HP Laserjet workhorses, never build anything that reliable again!!

    Oh, and forget about the computers. Far too complicated.

    Ms Fiorina is doing for Women in business what Thatcher did for Women in politics.

  147. Colossus: the Forbin Project by cabazorro · · Score: 0

    Who remembers the sci-fi Colossus where a computer was in charged of the security of the country? An interesting aspect of the movie regarding the inter-operability of sytems is that in the movie Colussus stumbled with their enemies computer, Guardian and they immedieatly started exchanging information. Today you can book a week at the fanciest hotel in Central Park for two suppercomputers and they won't exchange a single byte without careful human intervention. The horsepower is there. We just don't agree why kind of language all computers should talk. Simple as that.

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  148. Firing US-based IT workers? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    I still don't understand why a consumer would go for this -- it seems like it's extremely unlikely to be financially benficial to them. The only possibility would be if a consumer let their US IT staff go, and used IBM's workers, who could be offshored, to maintain their now-remote systems.

    The problem is that, while this might be workable if everyone was still using VT100s, currently, the "terminal" of choice on everyone's desk is a Windows box. These things are flaky and complicated enough that most companies still need on-site IT personnel.

    Now, *if* you could migrate everyone to a thin client platform of some sort, a la X terminals, then it might be worthwhile because you could cut IT costs to almost nothing -- you just need some maintenance company to drop by when a terminal goes down, and IBM does the rest of your IT work remotely. However, in today's environment, I don't see where this is going to go.

  149. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    You know, I'm not an embittered ex-HPer, which is what the grandparent sounds like.

    However, I have to admit that many of her moves seem long-term damaging in the extreme. I'm not watching ultra-closely, but *none* of her moves that have made the news seem particularly clever.

    "Know nothing about technology" is pushing it. She certainly knows less than a typical engineer -- that's just how modern CEOs are. They don't rise from the ranks. They come from business school, and move up through middle management.

    She seems to be engaging in some kind of hopeless marketing moves at the moment with "utility computing". Nothing wrong with marketing, but ultimately you have to be selling something that's desireable to the consumer. Even Microsoft started out selling a GUI when everyone else was using the halfassed PC CLIs of the time, and got their lock-in inertia going when they had a superior product.

  150. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit--very true by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    She was at Lucent? Is this the same Lucent that has been consistently taking it in the ass for a couple of years because management scaled up too far, too fast?

  151. Sounds like it comes down to outsourcing by HiggsBison · · Score: 1
    What you describe sounds like dynamic allocation of system resources. Other threads seem to be talking about suplementary power. Power which would have to be allocated through, what, a network?

    You either have all the power you need on site, or you don't. Bringing it in at a seconds notice is problematic.

    Solution: all your storage, I/O speed, and CPU power is in a huge offsite facility, and you can get your results over a DSL link. This huge offsite facility can allocate their vast resouces across thousands of customers such as you. You can also tweak the amount of resources needed from moment to moment. I think that's what all these industry leaders are trying to sell us.

    Unfortunately, this sounds like all your data and computing power is in someone elses hands, and that you are at their mercy at all times. There is also the matter of security between all of the customers on this huge system. A good contract could make this workable. "Could" is the operative word here. They could go bankrupt and take your business assets into the abyss with them. Or your database could be cracked from another partition.

    On the other hand, this would be a high concentration of expertise, and they might be up to the challenge. But then being that concentration might lead to inbreeding of critical knowledge, and huge blindspots, and single-point-of-failure problems and such.

    Ok, I'm starting to babble, so I'll just sit down now.

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  152. Computing on Demand: CODpiece? by mveloso · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The whole COD bruhaha is driven by the same things that drove electricity generation back in the day, namely, that today getting incremental computing power is expensive, time-consuming, error-prone, and hard-to-manage.

    In the old days (and today for some really big shops), everyone generated their own electricity - they had to. Either that, or they bought it from local collectives. As you can imagine, that was relatively expensive and way inefficient. If you needed a few thousand kw more than your generators could produce, well, you'd have to buy new generators.

    Well heck, why not use some kw from your neighbor? Well you can, but the interconnect cost is high, as are the risks. What happens if you overload your neighbor's generator? Both of you are hosed. For your neighbor, the incremental benefit for selling you their excess electricity is far outweighed by the downside of total loss of all electrical. Doh!

    Back then it might have been called "electricity on demand." As much electricity, when you needed it, on a metered basis. Hey, you don't have to worry about your electricity needs anymore. And by leveraging electricity generation across a region, the total price is magnitudes less than what you would pay. A no-brainer, and something with benefits so great that the local governments gave monopolies to local power companies so they'd build out their infrastructures.

    Fast-forward to now, and COD is a major problem. No sane computer vendor wants to become a commodity like electricity, except...IBM. Only IBM has the scope to survive computing commoditization, because it believes its boxes are what's going to be at the end of that data cable snaking into your (or someone else's) business.

    Face it, nobody except geeks really cares how stuff happens on computers, just that it happens quickly, reliably, and as expected, three things that most IT departments are mostly incapable of doing. Why not let IBM do it?

    Right now there are a bunch of things to work out, like management, uptime, performance, and getting internal apps on hosted systems, stuff like that. It's the annoying management and administration stuff that's bogging everything down. But this is more than outsourcing, this is outsourcing to the next level.

    Think about it. Why does every business need their own accounting program? They don't, not really. How about for payroll? HR? Inventory? Email? They don't. They might like to think they do, but realistically speaking if accounting software adheres to GAAP they'll live with it. If they can customize reports, they'll be fine. Same with everything else.

    It would have millions (or billions) of dollars if the world was like this. Why have 5000 instances of peoplesoft running all over the US, when they basically do the same thing in the same way, with minimal customization? etc etc.

    That's the promise of CoD - getting rid of your IT department completely. IT is generally the worst-performing, least responsive part of any business. Let it be handled by pros, instead of the yokels you've got. And you'll save money to boot.

  153. Not really.... by twoslice · · Score: 1
    Clearly, something monumental must be going on in the world of computing for these technology titans simultaneously to discover something that is so profound and yet so hard to name.'"

    Linux.

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  154. Slightly wrong by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

    Carly Fiorina is is doing for Women in business what Ava Braun did for women in polotics.......

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  155. Time to realise the truth grasshopper by xmedar · · Score: 1

    There is no .NET

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  156. Imaginary Problem, Imaginary Solution by osewa77 · · Score: 1
    I have a queer feeling that readers who understand the following term - Application Service Provider - might not see anything special about this 'vision':
    Some day, firms will indeed stop maintaining huge, complex and expensive computer systems that often sit idle and cannot communicate with the computers of suppliers and customers. Instead, they will outsource their computing to specialists (IBM, HP, etc) and pay for it as they use it, just as they now pay for their electricity, gas and water. As with such traditional utilities, the complexity of the supply-systems will be entirely hidden from users.
    What exactly are the applications not being sufficiently well served by the current model? What about constant innovations in the algorithms and techniques used to carry out the actual 'computing', and the constant reduction in the cost of equivalent computing hardware, which makes it difficult to actually quantify the amount of work done (for the purpose of charging for computing as a utility)? What about the security implications of hosting your ccritical applications with a third party? No, sir, computing power in not the same as gas power.
  157. Re:Thinking Machines by laird · · Score: 1

    Well, Thinking Machines got bought out (in effect) when parallel computing made the transition from a "niche" to a "mainstream" technology -- once IBM, Sun, etc., all started selling MPP supercomputers, most of the specialized MPP companies went under or were bought by mainstream computer companies. In Thinking Machine's case, my recollection is that Oracle bought the Data Mining team, and Sun bought the compiler and OS team, and Danny Hillis went on to run a really cool group at Disney and to design a really cool clock. So Thinking Machine's technology and architecture won (virtually all of the world's fastest supercomputers are MPP), the company didn't survive the transition. Shame -- the people were really cool, and the food was amazing.

  158. Microsoft and Slashdot dislike by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Though, to be fair, there are reasons that most folks here have such a negative impression of Microsoft that they're willing to stretch so far to bash them. Microsoft *did* sell technically inferior systems, *did* use rather nasty and misleading marketing for years, *did* work rather hard to ensure product lock-in, *did* leverage monopolies to ensure that other products of theirs beat superior ones, and *did* hide a lot of internals information that their competitors were better at providing, among other things.

    So, yes, Microsoft probably gets the sharp end of the stick on Slashdot more than they deserve. However, a lot of this is pent-up dislike that has been building up in people that have been repeatedly screwed by Microsoft for years. It's not as if Microsoft is a complete innocent that's suddenly, for no good reason, being dragged through the coals by the community of knowledgeable techies.

    I find this widespread dislike rather interesting WRT free market reactions to monopolies (which are supposed to break free markets). For years, people have been claiming that "Microsoft can screw over their customers if they want, because they're the only game in town." However, Microsoft's position has also become increasingly unstable, and difficult, as they're force to herd customers from step to step. Now, people are willing to go with non-Microsoft alternatives that may even be inferior in the short term, because they've been so badly burned by Microsoft in the past. It may be that better treatment to your customers is necessary, even *if* a company is a monopoly.

    You're right that the grandparent is not flamebait, though.

    1. Re:Microsoft and Slashdot dislike by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Though, to be fair, there are reasons that most folks here have such a negative impression of Microsoft that they're willing to stretch so far to bash them. Microsoft *did* sell technically inferior systems, *did* use rather nasty and misleading marketing for years, *did* work rather hard to ensure product lock-in, *did* leverage monopolies to ensure that other products of theirs beat superior ones, and *did* hide a lot of internals information that their competitors were better at providing, among other things."

      I agree that the actions are understandable, the problem is that irresponsible journalism is not justifiable.

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    2. Re:Microsoft and Slashdot dislike by geekee · · Score: 1

      "I agree that the actions are understandable, the problem is that irresponsible journalism is not justifiable."

      Exactly. Never trust a "journalist" with an agenda. /. has a clear agenda to promote linux and OSS in general, and therefore, any news about Linux or OSS, and especially with its competitors, must be taken with a grain of salt.

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    3. Re:Microsoft and Slashdot dislike by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Just about every journalist has an agenda these days. Assuming impartiality is the mark of the gullible.

      Max

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  159. The usual best solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is the best summary of the situation that I've seen. Thank you for posting that.

    As for the solution, I don't see it either. But I can tell you this. In order to keep from being swept away into the new-peasant class, you're going to need not just intelligence, but imagination as well.

    Einstein said it best: "Imagination is the key".

    Sadly though, most (but not all) public and private schools do their best to beat imagination out of the kids.

    Most people will whine with something like "But that's hard". Yep. It is. And that's the whole point.

    Good luck.

  160. Say goodbye to "ownership" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason IBM speaks about this in their own language is that they've always been doing it. They bring in a hobbled mainframe and then when you need more horsepower, you negotiate a higher monthly payment and a tech comes in and snips a wire or types in an enabling code and voila! The processor runs twice as fast, or there's more memory space or I/O channels, or some set of programs will now run that wouldn't before.

    This is where Microsoft is going with Palladium, and all the box manufacturers are going to jump on the bandwagon. The chowderheads in Congress will help by passing some law that makes it so nobody can own a computer anymore--they'll all be rented so as to assure their disposal and "protect the environment".

    If Carly's explanations make the least sense, it's simply because she knows the least of what she's talking about. Is that really a big surprise?

  161. what they mean by tlord · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What they are talking about is trying to automate IT to such a degree that there can be an order of magnitude reduction in IT staff.

    As in: uh-oh, something changed in your business activity and your network needs to be rearranged. Some servers have to be taken off of one task and assigned to another. Lots of software needs to be reconfigured. Maybe you need to lease some additional servers for a little while and get them online quickly.

    If you could do that mostly automagically, that saves on IT labor. If you could do that with the granularity of minutes or hours instead of months, then your IT labor looks like John Henry vs. the steam drill.

    Is it a realistic plan? Hmm. Maybe. Realistically, it requires a lot of ISVs and platform providers to integrate with system management infrastructure --- and that's exactly what a bunch of them are working on. (Look at the Red Hat product roadmap for one example.)

    The devil's in the details. There's an aweful lot of software to integrate to make it work and an aweful lot of aspects to that integration. Meanwhile, while it can save IT costs (in theory) -- it doesn't actually add any new _functionality_ to the software. In other words -- it will help someone like Amazon reduce their payroll, but it won't have the kind of impact that let Amazon introduce a whole new business model and corresponding growth.

    I'd make an analogy to what's going on at my local grocery store. They took out 3 or 4 checkout lines (the kind staffed with a clerk and sometimes bagger) and replaced those with 4 self-checkout self-bagging "speed" lines (and one clerk that's supposed to watch all four and make sure nobody is stealing). "Productivity" increase without either job growth (job loss, actually) and without meaningful product improvement -- story of our times. (It's not even the case that using one of these speed checkouts gets you 15% off the cost of your groceries -- it's atually a degredation of the product.)

  162. Hard to name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I've got a name for it... bullshit.

  163. Re:Huge winner = information management at O/S lev by master_p · · Score: 1

    You misunderstood what I said. I did not talk about putting application-level code in the kernel. I talked about the kernel providing the mechanism of managing information, i.e. giving the application writer the tool to specify information and not binary data only.

    The above means that both the O/S and applications can recognize and manage any type of information, using the O/S-supplied facilities...therefore, the applications become agnostic of the information management implementation, and they simply provide the required logic. Too much of today's applications concern the implementation of an information model and its persistence. This is a same.

  164. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, she knows alot about business, but I'll tell you this, $150M for a blow-job means she is the business woman of the millenium!

  165. Equality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the best bumper stickers I ever read said it all:

    "Women who demand equality lack imagination."

    I'm a male, and I couldn't agree more.

  166. Utility computing is just the "dumb terminal" idea by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    rearing it's ugly stupid head again.

    What is MUCH more interesting is how conectivity is also being commoditised. Why RENT a super computer, when you can buy a bunch of bottom feeders for nothing, fibre channel 'em together into a Beowulf cluster and be done with it?

    Why pay HP for something you can do yourself for next to nothing?

    Carly Fiorina is an idiot. When she floated to the top of HP, all you had to do is look at the wreckage in her wake, and know what was up with this loser. Anyone remember Lucent? She didn't destroy it, but under her glory fuck, it pointed itself in the direction that destroyed it. She's doing the same thing to HP. She's a pirate. A greedy, miserable pirate.

    SO: how does it all tie in? Another poster noted the obvious: set up this kind of computing, ship the jobs to india and $Profit. I think that is a VERY likely scenario, if it does take off. however, I don't think it will take off, because networking is getting faster and faster, and computers are getting cheaper and cheaper for (x) performance, and the "Good Enough computing Syndrome" is extremely wide spread. This will also hamper the adoption of this model.

    Example: video editing used to require a suite of expensive decks, an an AVID system that was nothing short of extortionate in cost. Now, you can buy an iMac that would kick the butt of ANY computer from that era, and the software, iMovie, comes for FREE with the machine.

    Sure, rendering 3D stuff takes major cycles, but until when?

    There will be some use for this utility computing for a certain few enterprises, but 99% of the market won't care, and shouldn't have to. Just like we all sat in front of green screen terminals 25 years ago, well, SOME OF US did that, so too, these losers are all trying to corral users back into that model where they can be controlled much more easily. What that model will never do is WORK for the majority of users: because their computers are GOOD ENOUGH for what they need to turn a buck.

    Carly and her bunch can go fuck themselves. Greedy bunch of pinheads.

    RS

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  167. Ummm... by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    You are in an e-business on demand environment when your organization connects its core business systems to key constituencies using intranets, extranets, and the Web
    Sooooo ... this is new how, exactly?
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  168. A hyped up idea in search of gullible fools? by danila · · Score: 1
    From Thinking Through Buzzword Overload

    Sun defines utility computing as follows

    It provides technical ability to scale computing resources dynamically up and down to cope with fluctuating workloads.

    It changes IT pricing from up-front investment to real-time, pay-as-you-go.

    The fine-grained monitoring required to generate pay-for-use billing reports provides much greater visibility into IT operations, their costs, and their relationship to the business activities they support.

    The question is - do we need a new paradigm (oops!) for that? Or are the existing strategies capable of providing a synergy (oops!). I mean, can't we do the same or better with the tools we already have?

    1) Scaling resources. How necessary is that? Does you company need huge amounts of CPU power at one time and not at the other? I can't think of an example when you would need a supercomputer for a minute every day. With most existing applications you either need a lot of CPU or you don't. The variation is usually too small to warrant outsourcing, given that fast processors cost only 100$.
    2) IT-pricing. Is there anything that a 3-year bank loan to buy all these computers can't do?
    3) Completely irrelevant. They sound like a cellular operator explaining to a customer why pay-per-minute plan is extremely convenient to him.

    Conclusion: stupid, stupid, stupid. Now I think I will get my Bluetooth-enabled WAP-phone and use location-based service to order some pizza from an e-business. That's what I call on-demand computing. :)

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  169. Economy of scale by danila · · Score: 1

    What this buzzwords promise is essentially economy of scale. But here lies the catch. If you are a small business, a budget PC meet all your computing needs. If you are a large business, it makes sense to have your own computing centre.

    It's the same with data storage. If you are small, you store the files on the workstation. If you are large, you store them on corporate server. Offsite storage doesn't enter the picture, except for reliability.

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  170. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit about anythin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She did not receive $150M in bonuses in any year. She did recieve a $3M cash bonus last year. Note that that does not include options which she also received. For the 2003 year Fiorina's total compensation was around $7M. I think she was around 110 on the Forbes top payed executives list for 2003. Just for comparison the top spot was $117M by Jeff Barbakow, CEO of Tenet Healthcare who got most of that by cashing in around $100M in stock before a federal probe into his company.

  171. Re:Carly Fiorina doesn't give a shit--very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yep she was there...pulled the ripcord rather gracefully before the shit hit the fan...

    as for scaling up too far, too fast...see, there was this totally brilliant idea about parallelizing various units and in effect creating a number of "hot little companies" that could perform nimbly and react with lightening speed to market demands and the competition. promised huge synergy etc etc but it just plain didn't work.

    but they made it look like it worked for a fair stretch w/ all that creative accounting.

    what it really did was create a huge amount of administrative and managerial overhead and redundancy and even massive amounts of product development effort duplication across different projects.

    things fall apart and the center cannot hold.

    the very well-respected p. russo was brought in to clean things up after most of the jokers flew the coup but she got drummed out as she brought the whole stinky mess to light.

    just an observer's opinion of course...never worked there or for ms. fiorina.

  172. yes. Carly Florina. In random hospital. Mmmmm .... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    nt.

  173. It's called Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "adaptive", "processes," "seamless" "autonomous", "ubiquitous", "organic", "real-time" these are all synonyms for Quality. And infact every 10 year old can already understand it, it's just that once you start to put words to it, it all goes up in smoke and you wonder what it was you were talking about to begin with. For anyone interested, Robert Pirsig has written two books and created a Metaphysics within which 'it' can be talked about and from which every infant can understand 'it'.

  174. MOD PARENT UP!!!!!!! by pardonne · · Score: 1

    > The gender wars will end when women accept
    > men as a fact of life, and not something that
    > needs to be changed.

    Very nice comment.
    Where did you get this?

    Pardonne

  175. Re:Hand in hand with offshoring-Great future ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does "this country have to produce something"? Why can't we "just be people who take care of the old and sick and sell stuff"?

    Isn't this a "production fallacy"? Do you have to make stuff to use stuff? Of course not! So if a person doesn't have to do it, why does a country?

    Prepare for the 100% service economy where we make a living by (are you ready for this)- serving one another! Directly, in person, face to face, with good manners and a pleasant attitude!

    In the long haul, all production will be done by machines, which work even cheaper than Indians. And this includes "producing" software and producing the machines themselves.

    The way to create wealth will be to actually create services (or machines whose ultimate product is a service) that others desire. This will require listening and observing (and tasting and smelling and feeling) other people to figure out what it is that they really want enough to be willing to trade their own efforts of creation.

    The most succesful will be those that are the most other-focused. Perhaps people who see the value in taking care of the old and sick and selling stuff.

    Is this really a future to fear- where we all move from producing things to creatively serving one another in personal relational ways?

  176. Re:In that case you wont be able to run anything.. by NateTech · · Score: 1

    Moles? Are you there Moles?

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  177. only if the economy of scale can be cheaper by mulp · · Score: 1

    Elementary economics says that economy of scale has to be appropriate to be seen as cheaper from the customer stand point.

    For example, if bigger and/or central were always better, then there would be a single HUGE McDonalds or Dunkin Donuts per state. Of that's absurd. Basically, the cost reduction would be a nickel on the food and hours of travel time for most customers.

    From a computes and storage capacity standpoint, PCs were more expensive, but from the standpoint of the PC user, being able to throw some data into a spreadsheet and get the answer after five hours of tedious work was more convenient amd cheaper than spending 20 hours in meetings over six months to get the IS department to write the program to give you the data in a year.

    Just as it was cheaper to buy PCs, its cheaper to buy more "mainframes" and do the timesharing locally rather than farm it out. Because that's what everyone is trying to reinvent: timesharing where you "pay to use".

    Why would you buy a computer that sits idle most of the time? Simple, its cheaper. Making a computer is so simple that thousands or millions of companies do it. So, the margins are razor thin. Timesharing requires so much integration that the number of competitors will be limited to a handful of companies, and they will require high overhead costs and profit margins. The costs and profits will exceed the cost of having lots of computers sit idle.

    Its the same principle as cars. Why does almost everyone have a car when buses would do the job.

    IBM, HP, Microsoft, Oracle, etc. are all trying to figure out how to grow their revenue while increasing profits.

    Intel is trying to take over mainframe computers and turn mainframe computer sales into the same kind of market as PCs. What do you think the chances are of selling 50 million mainframes per year? Pretty low as long as AMD is around - AMD has demonstrated that they will settle for profit margins in the single digits while Intel is failing if its margins drop below 50%.

    HP, Dell, and Gateway have figured out that the next big computer growth market is digital TVs, but none of these companies own anything more the brand, so they won't see much in the way of profits. And the companies that actually make the TVs have decided to develop their own brands. So,back to moving "up market".

    The candidates for the "next big thing" aren't considered "technology". Non-fossil hydrocarbon energy production could grow in revenue by orders of magnitude for a decade with a few more advances in electronics and mechanical design. Cars could double in efficiency by switching from mechanical transmissions to computer controlled electric motors driven by high efficiency generators. Why aren't they considered "technology"? I think its because they require mechanical engineers and actual manufacturing. "Technology" has been redefined as that which requires only copying software to make money.

  178. WTF? by Raven42rac · · Score: 1

    This sounds like the bullshit rhetoric that was coming out of the tech industry in the late 90's.

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  179. The Uncertain Promise of Utility Computing by oregonnerd · · Score: 1

    Philip K. Dick would have been overjoyed at this. Words are the biggest parts of any sale, and certainly of any sales campaign. But let's not use the competitors' words; that would be tantamount to saying that there's really not a whole h*ll of a lot of difference between (and users need to have SOMETHING to brag about). Whether or not the words actually connect to anything real is an outdated concern. What about the dot com boom where the biggest thing was, well, just BEING THERE. And certainly the gurus--most especially Microsoft (well, and Apple, of course)--would never sell anything that was of the order of the king's new robe. We're making progress! even if we're not quite sure where, what, or how. This IS new computing. We're just not quite sure...well, what we're doing.

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