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  1. Wait a sec... on Spirit's First Mars Images · · Score: 1

    I thought Mars was red?

  2. To all the NASA drivers: on Spirit's First Mars Images · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Squyres said of the Gusev landing site. "It is a place that is almost, when you look at it, it looks like it was tailor made for our vehicle. Our vehicle was built to drive, our vehicle was built to explore.... We see rocks, we see enough rocks that we can do great science with them but not so many that they're going to get in our way. So we're going to be able to really motor around this place. So I'm looking forward to some good driving in the weeks and months ahead."

    That is exactly what the driver of the last mission to Mars said when he hung up the rover on a rock and got it stuck.

    I would hate to be the person who got the rover stuck on a rock with all those rocket scientists looking at me really steamed...

  3. Hey! on Spirit's First Mars Images · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I see Beagle2! - or what's left of it.....

  4. Nice quote from the article.... on Pricing and Internet Architecture · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article under the heading Open Systems and innovation:

    The power to price discriminate, especially for a monopolist, is like the power of taxation, something that can be used to destroy.

    Sounds a lot like Microsoft to me....

  5. Re:this is stupid on Downsides to Intrafamily IM? · · Score: 1
    I take it you haven'thad kids, have you?

    Maybe grilled kids at 2am doesn't sound very appetizing to him...

  6. Actually... on Downsides to Intrafamily IM? · · Score: 4, Funny
    There was no carrier sense and no collision detection.

    It was called collision avoidance. When your old man was communicating you avoided interrupting him otherwise there would have been a collision between you and him...

  7. Ahhh older technology.... on Downsides to Intrafamily IM? · · Score: 5, Funny
    What ever happened to just screaming/yelling down a hallway?

    The old-fashioned wireless communications method - very nice!

    To the newer geeks: The above post is referring to the old wireless technology that utilized a unique QOS priority technique. Messages were encoded using higher and higher DB levels that really worked well - the louder the scream the faster people responded....

  8. I wonder.... on The Billion-Dollar Telescope · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the old ones will end up on Ebay? I could sure use one that could see through curtains....

  9. Yes, I agree... on Likely Success of Internet-Related Business Models? · · Score: 1
    Basically, what I'm saying is, is that I believe customer service is still the most important aspect

    especially in the prostitution business - which isn't bricks and mortar, but rather tricks on corners...

  10. He must have meant... on Review of the Mirra Home Backup System · · Score: 3, Funny
    * Windows XP on 2000 Pentium III's: 256K RAM; 25MB free hard disk space

  11. Re:How the hell would they know? on 75% of Network Connections Not From Browsers · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know what the main backbone server is either, but it better have one mother of a UPS or the whole Internet could go down in a power outage ...

  12. Crap! on Review of the Mirra Home Backup System · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like Mirra needa a Mirra! /.ed already...

  13. Have you ever.... on Best Albums of 2003, Scientifically · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Tried driving 5 hours with no tunes?

    Watched a movie with no sound-track?

    Went to a strip club with no music?

    All would be pretty lame without tunes....

  14. Yep... on Woman Ticketed For Nude Pics On Internet · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Getting busted over something minor isn't the point.

    She's pretty busted alright!

  15. Same old programmer's argument... on Israel Suspends MS Office Purchases For Now · · Score: 1

    Big endian, Little endian, Big Little....

  16. Re:I guess you get what you ask for... on Warning: Exploding Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give the guy a break - he was using Windoze on his laptop, which as we all know is not very secure, that's why he put it in the trunk. If he was running Linux he could have left it on the front seat with the doors wide open....

  17. Re:7,000 wind turbines on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1

    If you can kill 2 birds with one stone then it would take 11,000 stones for 22,000 birds.

  18. Actually.... on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1

    That would be 11,000 stones to be precise...

  19. 22000? Wow! on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1

    And I always thought that two with one stone was very lucky indeed!

  20. It's been done before... on Measuring Pollution In Humans · · Score: 1
    How can I get into the "Charging 5 Grand to Collect Body Fluids" business?

    It's called being a high-class Pimp.

  21. The list is not complete.... on Holding On To Hope For Beagle 2 · · Score: 1
    2.5 Blame everyone except yourself

    unless it was your sorry ass that did it, then the steps are as follows...

    2.5 Shred all the evidence that points to you, ala Enron

    2.6 Plant false evidence

    2.7 Blame the real culprit

  22. Re:Wasn't he... on Happy Birthday, Von Neumann (And Linus!) · · Score: 1

    Hellloooo Neumann....

  23. Think Geek! on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    Did any one get an Air Bazooka? Anyone?

  24. Re:Ram _I_ want to see. on IBM Says Polymer Memory Could Be Ready By 2005 · · Score: 1
    I want to see a RAM tech that allows for non-volitle (i.e. keeps its data even without power), and unlimited re-rewrites

    OK here it is!

  25. Forget the laptop... on Laptop vs. Small Desktop: Best Bang Per Watt? · · Score: 1
    VIA Eden motherboards use about 9w of power. Take a bootable 'live' CD that can write to a USB memory stick for storage. With no constantly spinning harddrive you will only draw about 12w of power and the CD only spins when you boot from it or load apps. If you need more storage use a CDRW instead of memory sticks. Oh and get yourself a low wattage 15" LCD panel.

    You can also make a really cool looking case Check it out!