Nobody better fuck with me today because I am in the mood that I would take down anybody that get's in the fucking way. It's Monday. It started out shitty. I'm pissed because I don't have any fucking money. And the money I thought I spent paying bills seems to have disappeared. Fucking stolen mail bitch! So, I'm out a months pay and no way to have it compensated.
So, if you are looking for a fight, line the fuck up. I'm ready to go assholes.
The only thing that would sooth me is having a young, underage, pubescent girl spread her legs, or bend over, and allow me to pound the ever loving shit right out of her ass for at least four hours. Even that might not be enough to calm me at this point. It might just enrage me further. Better if she put up a struggle and I had to fight my way inside her, but not even that would take care of it altogether.
Damn bunch of bullshit just keeps piling up. FUCK MIDDLE AGE!
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In other words: There ain't no pulse, but the pussy is still warm.
Are you stupid enough to think that the same thing doesn't happen with MS software? The difference there being in the Linux world you at least have the chance to get free fixes, sometimes you can even figure out the fixes yourself. What are you babbling on about anyway? I'm not sure even you know what your position really is.
Boredom. Oh, and I find it humorous to listen to slack-assed bitches such as yourself act all high and mighty when someone puts down your precious circle-jerk festival of fagdom.
That should be +5 Insightful. Unfortunately, the gay-ass moderators can't possibly understand why anyone would ever want to get off the soul-train/circle-jerk that is Slashdot.
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Necrophiliac.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. How many of us wouldn't have traded a body part to spend a few hours with a dead female body at a certain point in our life.
Yeah, you're right. No one would ever stop to think that Matrix: Reloaded means that the Matrix is "reloaded". I mean, that's a really HUGE leap of logic.
Oh man, finally someone says something about a good movie. My wife refuses to watch either Bill and Ted movie, yet loves Wayne's World. Of course, she refuses to watch Beavis and Butthead but loves South Park, so I've pegged her as a "the rip off's are always better" type of person. Go figure.
Oh wait a minute, why the fuck is that supposed to be funny? Maybe there should be a mod for "Blantantly obvious attempt to be funny, but fell flat on its ass." Yeah, that about covers it.
(I know why the poster THINKS it would be funny, but thirty seconds of thought could have saved him/her/it the embarrassment of actually posting it.)
Say, have you ever considered stand up? We got this club in town called the funny bone that just NEVER gets funny people to perform there. Maybe you could stop by and liven the place up.
Damn. Careful there, you'll start a riot. As geeks everywhere jump up from their computers and run screaming through the streets screaming, "Katz is dead, Katz is dead, thank god almighty, he's finally dead!" They will be taken out by the police in combat gear for being insane. When in reality, they are all just overjoyed.
No fucking shit. That's the most redundantly fucking stupid comment I've ever read on Slashdorks, and that's fucking saying something.
Come to think of it, didn't Katz write an article about this not too long ago? Fucking halfwit has to steal ideas from the resident gasbag. Great idea, that won't get you flamed.
Now that's a fucking cool idea. And I was thinking of selling my guitars. For shame.
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Oh god, don't let the fucking Ziff-Davis rip-off mags get ahold of your term "Post Internet Age". I remember a few years back when we had entered the "Post-PC Age". For ten months that was all we heard about. The PC is dead, the PC is dead, the PC is dead. Every fucking where you turned. You know what, it isn't dead. In fact, it's more popular than ever.
But I can guarantee you that if some fuckwit in a marketing department happens to be reading this article, within the next couple of months we will be reading article after article talking about living and surviving in the "Post-Internet World". And, I will hold you personally responsible. You should be ashamed of yourself. Unless you work in marketing somewhere. In which case, way to fucking go.
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Jesus FUCKING Christ! You are one stupid cock-sucking piece of shit aren't you?
Expecting the world to know who the fuck some unknown (and now dead) company is is quite a bit different from expecting them to know who fucking MS or Intel or Cisco are. It's not like we all watch Wall Street like fucking hawks. We are the BOFH society. We are too busy waving dead chickens and causing problems, er fixing problems for our users to give a shit about a dead company.
Anyone care to explain exactly who the fuck Rhythms is and exactly why the fuck I should care about them going tits up? Sounds like a fucking birth control method to me.
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Nobody better fuck with me today because I am in the mood that I would take down anybody that get's in the fucking way. It's Monday. It started out shitty. I'm pissed because I don't have any fucking money. And the money I thought I spent paying bills seems to have disappeared. Fucking stolen mail bitch! So, I'm out a months pay and no way to have it compensated.
So, if you are looking for a fight, line the fuck up. I'm ready to go assholes.
The only thing that would sooth me is having a young, underage, pubescent girl spread her legs, or bend over, and allow me to pound the ever loving shit right out of her ass for at least four hours. Even that might not be enough to calm me at this point. It might just enrage me further. Better if she put up a struggle and I had to fight my way inside her, but not even that would take care of it altogether.
Damn bunch of bullshit just keeps piling up. FUCK MIDDLE AGE!
In other words: There ain't no pulse, but the pussy is still warm.
Are you stupid enough to think that the same thing doesn't happen with MS software? The difference there being in the Linux world you at least have the chance to get free fixes, sometimes you can even figure out the fixes yourself. What are you babbling on about anyway? I'm not sure even you know what your position really is.
Boredom. Oh, and I find it humorous to listen to slack-assed bitches such as yourself act all high and mighty when someone puts down your precious circle-jerk festival of fagdom.
That should be +5 Insightful. Unfortunately, the gay-ass moderators can't possibly understand why anyone would ever want to get off the soul-train/circle-jerk that is Slashdot.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. How many of us wouldn't have traded a body part to spend a few hours with a dead female body at a certain point in our life.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I read that. You do actually READ slashdot occassionally, don't you?
Mmmmmm. I wouldn't mind, you know, branding Britney Spears. Although I would hate to have to listen to her singing.
Most people here are young enough that they probably totally miss the Ghost-Busters reference.
I loved that movie.
Yeah, you're right. No one would ever stop to think that Matrix: Reloaded means that the Matrix is "reloaded". I mean, that's a really HUGE leap of logic.
Oh man, finally someone says something about a good movie. My wife refuses to watch either Bill and Ted movie, yet loves Wayne's World. Of course, she refuses to watch Beavis and Butthead but loves South Park, so I've pegged her as a "the rip off's are always better" type of person. Go figure.
Now that's fucking funny. You made me giggle sir, and for that, I salute you.
Oh wait a minute, why the fuck is that supposed to be funny? Maybe there should be a mod for "Blantantly obvious attempt to be funny, but fell flat on its ass." Yeah, that about covers it.
(I know why the poster THINKS it would be funny, but thirty seconds of thought could have saved him/her/it the embarrassment of actually posting it.)
Say, have you ever considered stand up? We got this club in town called the funny bone that just NEVER gets funny people to perform there. Maybe you could stop by and liven the place up.
Damn. Careful there, you'll start a riot. As geeks everywhere jump up from their computers and run screaming through the streets screaming, "Katz is dead, Katz is dead, thank god almighty, he's finally dead!" They will be taken out by the police in combat gear for being insane. When in reality, they are all just overjoyed.
Come to think of it, didn't Katz write an article about this not too long ago? Fucking halfwit has to steal ideas from the resident gasbag. Great idea, that won't get you flamed.
Now that's a fucking cool idea. And I was thinking of selling my guitars. For shame.
But I can guarantee you that if some fuckwit in a marketing department happens to be reading this article, within the next couple of months we will be reading article after article talking about living and surviving in the "Post-Internet World". And, I will hold you personally responsible. You should be ashamed of yourself. Unless you work in marketing somewhere. In which case, way to fucking go.
Expecting the world to know who the fuck some unknown (and now dead) company is is quite a bit different from expecting them to know who fucking MS or Intel or Cisco are. It's not like we all watch Wall Street like fucking hawks. We are the BOFH society. We are too busy waving dead chickens and causing problems, er fixing problems for our users to give a shit about a dead company.
And fuck reading the article.
Oh, and fuck you all too.
Nice to see you are still an ass-sucking fuckwit. You barely rank in with the AC shit-lickers. Fucking retarded piece of shit ass munching whore-bait.
Never mind, it would be more of a story if they weren't.
No, what we really need to focus on is finding more of those to concentrate on my crotch. I could use a few more blow jobs a day. Who couldn't?
Heh man, we could use some serious pornage over here. Where's your "links of the day" list?
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