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McAfee Patents ASP Business Model

Rob Kischuk writes: "According to an article at InfoWorld, McAfee.com has been granted a patent on its variety of "software as a service". No specifics on the patent, but the CEO's statement, "You either work with us, or you work around this patent", seems to indicate that more than a couple of ASPs could be affected." kerubi gets a cookie for sending in a link to the patent in question, or read McAfee's press release.

284 comments

  1. Re:Surprise by SirGeek · · Score: 1

    Windows Update ? Java ?

  2. Prior Art from the mid-90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM has been making OS/2 updates available via a web browser for several years now. If Windows Update is covered by the patent, then it sounds like OS/2's RSU fixpak system is prior art.

  3. Re:Surprise by penguinboy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Netscape's SmartUpdate?

  4. PTO Problem by rnturn · · Score: 2

    Why do I suspect that if the current procedures at the USPTO had been in effect at the close of the 19th century things many things that we taken for granted today would never had become invented or improved? The courts would have been clogged with inventors suing each other over who invented the automobile, light bulb, etc. and demanding royalties rather than competing with one another to make better products.

    Gotta love their attitude that Amazon's and others' patents were all wrong but ``our's is different''. (Please explain how patenting the obvious is wrong in their case but not yours. This sort of reminds me of most citizen's views that most ``politicians are worthless... except the one's I voted for''.) That, in particular, cracked me up until I remembered that remark about ``you wanna do ASP, you gotta go through us''. Is this the sort thing that the USPTO is supposed to be supporting?

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  5. Re:If I have a lobotomy.... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

    Of course! That's a prerequisite for the job. You can't be a patent examiner without one.

    Disclaimer: This applies to the US only. Laws in Switzerland may differ, or may have changed since 1905.

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  6. Re:Easy Work Arround by PingXao · · Score: 1

    More likely that Microsoft will just *buy* McAfee and receive ownership of the patent in the process. Now that's a scary thought!

  7. Re:McAfee should be forced to to make antivirus fr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So, you want to have your taxes raised to pay for anti-virus software for everyone?

    I do pay the tax. It's called the Microsoft tax. And yes, it gets raised over time.

  8. Re:windowsupdate.microsoft.com by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Zope is run on the server, and that's where all the database stuff happens. Software, etc, isn't downloaded from the zserver to the client, just web pages (well, with java, or whatever.) Although. This could cover java. Java is compressed. Hmmm, interesting thought.

  9. If I have a lobotomy.... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I have a lobotomy, can I still get a job as a patent examiner?
    -russ

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    1. Re:If I have a lobotomy.... by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2
      If I have a lobotomy, can I still get a job as a patent examiner?

      If you actually have to ask that question, then yes, you definitely qualify for a job as a patent examiner.

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    2. Re:If I have a lobotomy.... by jcr · · Score: 2

      The lobotomy is a *requirement* for a job in the patent office.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:If I have a lobotomy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Apply to http://www.pennie.com Primary Examiner: Heckler; Thomas M. Attorney, Agent or Firm: Pennie & Edmonds LLP Wd'd love to have you!!

  10. Re:My god - Microsoft will be the *good guys*! by kievit · · Score: 1

    No, no, no... MS loves this patent. Drop your naive faith in fair competition and the goodwill of the corporations, and listen to my cute little conspiration theory: Microsoft will not fight, it will probably partner or even buy McAfee, thus swallow this delicious patent and become an even bigger and more Evil Empire. Ha!, they even helped McAfee to bribe / blackmail / threaten those poor little USPTO officers into accepting the patent in its most general form. When later somebody complains about it (muttering something about monopolies or so) they (MS) can blame McAfee and say they only bought McAfee out of self defence.

  11. A wonderous epithat that will begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The McAfee.com inventors of this patent include Chandrasekar Balasubramaniam, CTO & Vice President of Engineering; Babu Katchapalayam, Director of Engineering; Core Products; and Ravi Kannan, Director of Engineering, Infrastructure Services.
    Their patent seems to restrict itself around the business model of offering computer security/management services in an ASP model.
    I'll admit I orginally found myself smiling at their names. They seem like names that lend themselves quite easily to parodies.... Chandrasekar Balasubramaniam... try and say that three times...
    I'm sure now people will be out to patent every form of ASP business there is out there. I wonder if making monopolies should be added to the charter of the patent office.

    1. Re:A wonderous epithat that will begin with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It appears that all ASPs will succumb to the Chandrasekar Limit well known to astronomers: beyond the Chandrasekar limit electrons can no longer resist the star's gravity, and the body must collapse.

      So it appears that all ASPs will not be able to resist McAfee's gravity and will collapse.

  12. Re:This is scary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow... couldn't this be argued to include any code that automatically updated itself?

    Does that mean any webpage with a timed refresh? (html source could be considered code right?)

  13. Re:Abstract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tivoli, CA, COMPAQ and others have been doing this for years before 1998. The patent is unenforcable.

  14. Prior Art [was Re:*cough cough*] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/ Colour me stupid, but Windows Update seems to do pretty much what McAfee's patent claims....

    1. Re:Prior Art [was Re:*cough cough*] by Sinistar2k · · Score: 1

      But it didn't do it before 1998, which is when McAfee applied for the patent.

  15. The Innovative Knowledge Economy by konmaskisin · · Score: 1
    So it's come to this: a company which makes its money identifying the numerous "computer viruses" that affect bug infested and strangely designed consumer operating system is able claims a patent on the idea of server-client computing (that's basically what it comes down to, it's so general) and the sober government "authorities" give their stamp of approval to this high-tech innovation.

    Gotta keep that "knowledge economy" going.

    Thank goodness society is perhaps not as stupid as it appears.

  16. Re:Take a look at the title... by Masem · · Score: 2
    Don't read too much into a patent title. The key points in any patent are what the claims are; everything else is definitions or supplimentary material.

    As others have pointed out, the process that McAfee is patenting is rather descriptive (eg, requires that the user initiate the connection, requires a browser to initiate that, and requires authenication by the user), which pretty much limits the possible use of prior art to only a few questionable cases.

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  17. much more likely by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2

    MS: Hey, this patent covers our new business model, let's keep quiet, maybe McAfee won't notice.

    McAfee: Hey, Microsoft is violating our patent, let's go after them.
    McAfee: Hey, Microsoft, gives us lots of money or we'll take you to court and bend you over.

    MS: No way man, file a suit against us, and we'll file one right back at you for violating patents (long list of overly broad patents owned by Microsoft).

    McAfee: Ok, cool, want to "license" our patent, then you can help us track down poor schmucks who don't have money or patents to combat us with so we can suck them dry?

    MS: Sounds good to us.

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  18. I propose we patent this... by Blackjax · · Score: 1

    Why don't we have the FSF patent the business model of patenting obvious stuff that others are already doing in order to attempt to bludgeon them into paying us for the right to do it. Then we could sue McAfee for violating the patent.

  19. Re:Awesome... by Blue+Aardvark+House · · Score: 1

    At least McAfee's patent covers a relatively specific service (remote data recovery) rather than Amazon's "single click" technology.

    Perhaps this will spur someone else to find a way to do what McAfee does, only better.

  20. Re:Hmm. by ajakk · · Score: 2

    Actually, the patent doesn't require you to log on. The claims of a patent set out what it protects. The first claim doesn't have any requirements of logging on. The second claim (dependant on the first) provides that limitation. Thus, it covers systems that don't require people to log on.

  21. Re:your sig and fighting "da man" by pivo · · Score: 1
    For the love of god, just follow the link once. Please?

    Sorry, I am an atheist

  22. Their CEO knows better... by Monthenor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...if we work around their patent, we'd be jailed for making a "circumvention device" under the DMCA! We're constructing a means to use their intellectual property (ASPs) by circumventing their IP protections (the patent).

    McAfee has us by the balls here...

    I bet there's Pseudonews in this somewhere, gimme a moment ;)

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    1. Re:Their CEO knows better... by ChadM · · Score: 1

      copyright, not patent. if you circumvent copyright protection then you're in for it. nobody ever said anything about circumventing a patent

  23. Re:Surprise by startled · · Score: 2

    Even Starcraft had auto-patching, and the battle.net stuff for that was in beta in '97. Not the "preferred embodiment", but that doesn't limit patent scope. The other poster provided several web-based refutations. Obviously the courts will decide if there's enough prior art, but this is as much of a no-brainer as one click-- in that only people with no brains think it's a novel idea.

    "Oh, shit! You make it automatically download and execute, rather than have them double-click on it? Genius! I've gotta write home about this! Oh, wait-- shiny thing...."

  24. Re:Patent idiocy will die when... by anshil · · Score: 1

    Argh, why can't I have any moderation points at the moment ... I would give a +5 :o)

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  25. Can software patents be Good Things (tm) ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I didn't read much of the replies to the article, but I did gather that this software patent describes many of the things that Microsoft's Windows Update provides. Does this mean that Microsoft can be sued? Perhaps.

    But then wouldn't Microsoft will use its leverage to fight the offending software patent? If and when Microsoft wins in this scenario, then this could set a precedent of software patents being illegit.... Could software patents such as this be good for us all in the end?

    Let's hope for some software patents that directly conflict with Microsoft's (or any other big software company's) interests, and then hope for the best.

    1. Re:Can software patents be Good Things (tm) ? by cREW+oNE · · Score: 1

      Microsoft doesn't have to take this to court. They can just make a small "update" to windows, so that suddenly McAfee software becomes highly unstable. Then they can just sit back, and watch the stock drop...

      Sueing a company that provides the platform your total income is based upon is a bad idea(tm) if I ever saw one. Probably took a sue-happy American to come up with that one too.

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    2. Re:Can software patents be Good Things (tm) ? by An+Ominous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It won't set precedent for software parents in general being illegit, only that particular one.

  26. Prior Art by zairius · · Score: 1

    I believe OSDN's own gifoptimizer.com is prior art. I think the site went live somewhere around May-July of 1998 (before the December 8 filing date). Kurt could find out for sure.

    1. Re:Prior Art by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      Per the DNS entry, GifOptimizer.com was created 22 Jun 1998 (and is now owned by Andover)...

  27. Hey McAfee by Verteiron · · Score: 2

    You want to see software as a service, through a web browser? Check these guys out. They've been doing what you just patented since around 1995, and I guarantee you they are MUCH better at it. Application hosting and services, through a web browser.

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  28. Re:"You either work with us, or you work around th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Problem, point your friends, clients etc. to grisoft.com or computer associates website where they can download free virus checkers. A client of mine has been using AVG free virus checker after his subscribed, autoupdating McAfee Virus shield ignored I-WORM allowing it to bugger his laptop up. Grisoft's AVG free checker found it, did it's best to patch it (it's a bitch) and he now recommends it to everyone he knows. He's taken the leap to Linux now as Windows has cost him thousands over the last year in virus inspired downtime and Linux hasn't crashed a single app in 6 weeks. Moral: He who dares gets a stable reliable (and so far, virus free business)

  29. Don't you just love how these people talk ? by Augusto · · Score: 1

    They mouth a lot of words that just don't mean anything;

    "The strengths in this patent are not in the business model; the strengths in this patent are in the technology model," he said. "I'm less focused on the subscription model ... it's the technology model that really matters."

    Huh ?

    I'm not even sure what the patent consist of, it's too vague.

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    1. Re:Don't you just love how these people talk ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree about the vagueness of that patent! In reading it, anything that would be able to be xmitted across the Inet and use a p/w would be fair game to inclusion in/covered by their patent.

  30. Re:Naaah... Microsoft won't lobby against patents. by hburch · · Score: 1

    <tounge-in-cheek> I don't think that's likely. I don't think they'd like it's behavior. They're program would, of course, be better, and try to `fix' programs that are likely to spread viruses:
    Checking hard drive...
    Outlook found...deleting virus spreader
    IIS found...deleting virus speader
    User found...deleting virus spreader
    Microsoft Windows found...deleting virus spreader
    Microsoft Viruscan found...deleting virus spreader
    I've left out the obvious reboots after each installation is deleted, but I think those are implied. </tongue-in-cheek>

  31. Re:My god - Microsoft will be the *good guys*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Actually, it is a good move by McAfee. They simply license their "technology" to Microsoft for a nominal fee of, say, $.001/unit and MS cannot afford to litigate the issue as a business decision. Then McAfee gets to say "See, our patent is so strong even MicroSoft will not challenge it. Pay up all the rest of you."

  32. A parody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A threat:
    Be good, or I'll balasubramaniam your brain! You will find yourself helplessly attracted to lame ideas for the rest of your life.

    An insult:
    You stupid babu.. (a close relative of the baboon yet extinct today due to its inability to distinguish and learn from bad mistakes)

    Person 1: I spit on you! HAH!
    Person 2: May a chandrasekar fall upon your children!

  33. Re:Take a look at the title... by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Informative
    • "Method and system for securing, managing or optimizing a personal computer"

    I wonder how many times I'm going to have to post the simple advice to read to the end, to see that it gets even worse:

    • Those skilled in the art may make numerous modifications and departures from the specific embodiments without departing from the spirit and scope of the claimed invention. For example [...]the software downloaded may be intended to perform tasks such as database management, word processing, spread sheet, games, or other tasks that are not specified herein.
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  34. Affect XP? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wasn't Microsoft going to release Windows XP under a 'Software as a service' license and requiring monthly (annual?) fees? But I'm sure Microsoft's legal teams will find a way around it, they alway do.

    1. Re:Affect XP? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      That's a very good point. I'm sure then Microsoft will just integrate it into it's next version of Windows and it will therefore be 'innovative'.

    2. Re:Affect XP? by drsoran · · Score: 1

      Knowing Microsoft I think Network Associates is going to become a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft in a short amount of time. No, I'm not joking either. They're in pretty bad financial shape and they'd add some pretty good security and anti-virus products to Microsoft's portfolio.

  35. Re:Awesome... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

    BZZZT! And thank you for playing. Here's your lovely parting gift.

    Read the tag to the abstract:

    Those skilled in the art may make numerous modifications and departures from the specific embodiments without departing from the spirit and scope of the claimed invention. For example [...]the software downloaded may be intended to perform tasks such as database management, word processing, spread sheet, games, or other tasks that are not specified herein.

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  36. McDonald's is screwed, I'm going to patent... by MrTilney · · Score: 1
    Servicing customers in automobiles through the use of a transparent dynamic interior/exterior interface.

    AKA Drive-through

  37. Re:Moral compass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Sorry. The Bible is prior art that invalidates this patent idea.

    Now if we could just get the greedy %$&*# who file these patents to read it...

  38. Re:Affect XP? XP is Vaporware MUahahahaha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XP is VaporWare MUahahahahaha

  39. Re:Which Antivirus? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    How about InnoculateIT from Computer Associates. It's free (as in beer) for personal use. Only works on Win2K Pro though. www.ca.com. Now I don't know if they have done anything evil or not, but they have some pretty good products.

    Jaysyn

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  40. yeah, this poses a real challenge to .NET ... by thud2000 · · Score: 1

    ... especially since BillG could flat-out buy McAfee with the change under his couch cushions and just shut the whole thing down.

  41. Re:IP Chains? by tycage · · Score: 2

    I thought ipchains was a good thing?

    :)

    --Ty

  42. Mod this trash down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just goes to a webpage of a guy sucking on another guy. Mod this bitch down with a never ending javascript of popups and script messages

  43. Actually... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    The aliens probably infiltrated business and government and planted the seed of these ideas. Their agents check-up to see that we remain on track and are therefore prevented from entering the competition for empires among the stars until it's too late and all we can get is a couple cruddy old asteroids covered with mobile homes.

    How arcane! No wonder we always refer to them as Superior Alien Races&sup1!

    ©Microsoft Corporation, 2001

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  44. Who cares anyway? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

    "Software as a Service" means "Software execution controlled by someone else". Not something I want for my personal computers.

  45. Re:Another bounty comming right up. by KFury · · Score: 2

    They just got the patent. They filed it three years ago.

  46. In the not too distant future... by mickeyreznor · · Score: 1
    Little boy: How come i gotta pay an extra 10% on my cds.

    Clerk: Oh well, since someone patented the idea for exchaning money for goods and services pretty much everyone has had to license this very unobvious technology.

    Little Boy: Doesn't the government supposed to stop this stupid shit from happening?

    Clerk: I think you've been reading too many fairytales, little boy.

  47. Apple will kill them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody seems to think that M$ will go after them, but Apple will have a field day with this too. Don't forget Symantec, Live update has been around for a while too. The list could go on. Why did'nt I become a patent lawyer?

  48. While you're waiting for that day by wiredog · · Score: 2

    Don't give up sex or breathing.

    1. Re:While you're waiting for that day by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      probably to late for the first.....

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  49. Patent stupid patents by khendron · · Score: 2, Funny
    I am going to patent the business model of patenting obvious uses of technology as business models. Then nobody else will be able to do it.

    No wait! I can't do that. Too much prior art!

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  50. Re:out of control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know who, but I know what. A quarter ton of ANFO & a rider truck....

  51. How about Apt-Get? by MetricT · · Score: 1

    Would the Apt tools under Debian constitute prior art?

  52. Re:Oh, oh, oh, I love this... by Duncan+Cragg · · Score: 1

    Flippin' 'Extrans' doesn't work!

    Too good to miss:

    lynx -source 'http://stuff.mcafee.net/security.service' | sh

    Sorry!

  53. Re:"You either work with us, or you work around th by Big+Brass+Balls · · Score: 0
    *shudder*
    That's a nasty thought. I can't believe I just thought it.

    *shudder*

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  54. Re:"You either work with us, or you work around th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to know if InstallShield is before this. I mean, they had Webshield which allows you to download with a password to install the application.

  55. Re:McAfee should be forced to to make antivirus fr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Remove the profit motive from AV companies, and the number of new viruses would drop by 3 orders of magnitude.

    You do know who pays for the writing of all those new viruses, right?

    And why Outlook is still autoexecuting code in downloaded email.

    But you can't fix it now. Fixing outlook and securing windows would violate the DMCA by "circumventing" the anti-virus tools. An entire multi-billion dollar industry now relies on the proliferation of viruses. You can't just put all those people out of work. That would also constitute stock market manipulation. Woah, as you can see, eliminating viruses is now highly illegal.

  56. Re:Take a look at the title... by VRisaMetaphor · · Score: 1

    Here's a question: Does that broad wording at the end actually weaken the patent claim, since it opens itself up to a larger range of prior art?

  57. these "inventors" are morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Inventors"

    Sampath; Srivats (San Jose, CA) phone: (408)223-1951
    Balasubramaniam; Chandrasekar (Sunnyvale, CA)
    Lingarkar; Ravi (Sunnyvale, CA) phone: (408)245-8184
    Katchapalayam; Babu (Santa Clara, CA) phone: (408)248-6151
    Kannan; Ravi (Los Angeles, CA)

    [phone #s easily looked up in yellow pages]

  58. I got a patent on electrons moving information by BrentRJones · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I am trying for electromagnetic waves moving information through the aether. Mortimer, the patent office guy, says he needs more than $100,000 this time, though. He has kids going to college. In case you need a source of income, the ingestion of products by the mouth is still available says Mort.

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  59. Re:Awesome... by NeoTomba · · Score: 1
    You didn't; Joseph Swan invented the carbon filament light bulb (and sued Edison and won.) Edison deserves credit for improvements that extended the lifespan by eight-fold (from 150 hours to 1200).

    Whoa.. you learn something new every day :)

    -NeoTomba

  60. Prior Art?? by shattered42 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't AOL Instant Messenger updates fall into the "prior art" catagory? You sign into aohell with your user name and password, then download an "automatically executing" file that "optimizes" the ultra-crappy software that you mistakenly installed on your poor box in the first place. I know this was occuring long before 1998...

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  61. Re:Um ... by Rogerborg · · Score: 1, Redundant
    • The patent abstract only seems to imply that this will cover remote recovery/maintence of PC's.

    Read to the end:

    • Those skilled in the art may make numerous modifications and departures from the specific embodiments without departing from the spirit and scope of the claimed invention. For example [...]the software downloaded may be intended to perform tasks such as database management, word processing, spread sheet, games, or other tasks that are not specified herein.
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  62. It's called an 'aglet' by Phrogz · · Score: 2
    I remember seeing a snigglet for the plastic tips...

    And it's a real word, not a sniglet.

  63. Re:Easy Work Arround by cREW+oNE · · Score: 1

    What is a 'browser' anyway?

    Does a program that connects to a socket and gets data using HTTP qualify? (If that is true then telnet is a violating application.)

    If so, then does a component that does the same qualify? How about that component extended with some back/forward buttons?

    American software patents like this one totally fail to grasp the technical implications of the total bullshit uttered in them.

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  64. Um houston we have a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.elucidsoftware.com/

  65. Re:Surprise by twinpot · · Score: 1

    I can't remember the exact details, as it was more than a week ago, but IIRC, OS/2 Warp (4.0) was doing this before windows update.

  66. Prior art. by cmickel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As I read the article I could think of piles of prior art. Even a search engine is offering 'software as a service' delivered through a web browser. E*trade has been offering it's stock broker software as a service for years through the web browser. It almost makes me suspect that there is more to this patent that comes across in the article. Unless they have managed to get something fundamental to offering 'web services' patented then this whole thing is worthless and will blow over like the whole One-click shopping patent.

  67. again we see a pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again we see the pattern of taking the obvious. I want to patent a "virus scanner" or a "word processor", or a "software updater" or a "software distribution". Yeah because it is absolutely trivial. Blah d blah blah. I can guarantee that there is prior art, and probably a cyberpunk, sci-fi write up of the process way before the patent award. You know if working in the patent office was an interesting job you'd think they'd get QUALIFIED people to decide on them. They must be the biggest group of paid off morons. They are worse then University technology transfer and other administrators... evil evil trolls all of them.

  68. Re:Hmm. Marimba? RDF? by agutier · · Score: 1

    This patent was filed on December, 8 1998. Didn't Marimba predate this? Didn't RDF predate this?

  69. Re:U.S. Patent No. 6,080,436 by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    tcA thgirypoC muinelliM latigiD eht detaloiv tsuj evah uoY

    It's a sad day when mirrors & human eyes are illegal circumvention devices. Oh well, the Vampires will be happy....

    Jaysyn

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  70. Those snakes! by TrollMan+5000 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Patenting ASP technology! There's definitely prior art there.

    Perhaps God will sue McAfee. Then McAfee can work with Him, or around him.

  71. Re:Surprise by banshee2000 · · Score: 1

    I REALLY doubt McAfee was the only one doing this in 1998.

    No kidding! How about F-secure/F-prot at www.datafellows.com ?

  72. get a clue, please by janpod66 · · Score: 2
    Yup...but can you point to a web-based installer prior to 1998?

    People downloaded DOOM updates over the web before then, and Linux bug fixes, and lots of other stuff. How do you think people most people got their web browsers and security updates to it (many of them)? How do you think the NCSA web server was distributed? The first downloads happened over FTP (a web protocol) or a number of web-like protocols. Subsequent updates/downloads happened over the web. It took years for that kind of software to get distributed any other way.

    I'm not necessarily defending the scope or righteousness of the patent system in general,

    Oh, yes, you are; otherwise, you wouldn't make such random comments in response to a discussion about the problems with a specific comment. And like many people who do that sort of thing, you either don't have a clue about what has happened over the last 50 years in computer science or the computer industry, or you just conveniently choose to ignore it for demagogic reasons. Either way, your kind of response is as predictable as it is tiresome.

  73. The Patent Office by paranoic · · Score: 1
    Could you folks find a U.S. Patent Office spokesperson and do "Ask Slashback" session with them so we can have a better understanding of the process they go through when granting patents?

    Or perhaps you've already done this?

    My question would be "How do you decide if a software patent is obvious? Is this a group or an individual decision?"

  74. ### JAVA anyone???? ### by Myrv · · Score: 4, Interesting


    A system, method, and computer program product for delivery and automatic execution of ... over an Internet connection to a user computer responsive to a user request entered via a web browser on the user computer.

    Don't know about you but this sure sounds like java applets to me and I could have sworn somebody already held the patent for that ;)

    1. Re:### JAVA anyone???? ### by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      Where is my mod points where I really need the. Java was a vision of ASp long before ASP became know as ASP.

      --
      Just saying it like it are.
  75. Re:Hmm. by maetenloch · · Score: 1

    You are assuming Microsoft acts rationally. That may be a mistake.

    If Microsoft was always rational, they wouldn't have kept up their shenanigans DURING the court case, they'd gone on the straight and narrow for the duration of the trial, or at least been more sneaky, and then started up again with their mess after no one was looking.


    On the other hand maybe Microsoft was being rational based on realistic considerations. The knew that any kind of anti-trust litigation would take at least 5 years to actually be resolved. That's 5 years of higher corporate revenue and increased control of the pc market, with a cost of only a higher percentage chance of being hit with a draconian punishment, which they were facing anyway. So far it looks like their gamble is aying off.

  76. Re:Awesome... by NeoTomba · · Score: 1
    Yeah, McAfee won't interfere quite as much.

    But, still, the idea that there are patents on what I can and cannot do online disturbs me. I'm not stealing the idea to a legitimately unique technology here. I'm not claiming I invented the light bulb before Edison.

    -NeoTomba

  77. yup, the usual by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Informative

    From the patent:

    PointCast.TM., however, is configured only to deliver content to the browser of a computer over the Internet. It is not designed or equipped with the means to download executable programs to a storage device connected to a computer and execute them at the remote computer.

    In other words: PointCast does exactly what our thing does, only we instruct the machine (on the clientside) to run the bytes transferred, while PointCast only displayed them.

    Definately an invention worthy of lucrative licencing fees! I guess this makes them Mc-A-Fee.

    Oh, and:

    Those skilled in the art may make numerous modifications and departures from the specific embodiments without departing from the spirit and scope of the claimed invention.

    In other words: This is a blanket patent. Please remember that when we're in litigation with a zillion other companies to obtain royalties.

    --
    "Old man yells at systemd"
  78. Claims Limit Usage.. by jesseraf · · Score: 1

    Just before (or rather after) everyone goes nuts on this thing. If you look at what is claimed, the scope of the patent is limited to basically updates. As many of you stated, this is obviously not novel as I could cite many instances of prior art.

  79. Not quite ASP, but software delivery by SRMoore · · Score: 1

    The summary of the patent indicates that this is for receiving software over the internet in a "automatically-executing software package". An ASP model is one where their servers run the application for another entity. Often this would be large enterprise systems where the software is owned by someone else and run at another site. But this still has implications to people like Microsoft with their Windows Update technology. (There is a bright side to everything.)

  80. Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like they just want someone big to buy them out so all the ppl at the top can go buy themselves nice new sports cars.

    It seems to be the case that if your business model is failing you should just patent something and sit back.

    I think that I read somewhere that America is trying to set up an international patent body. If this happens we are going to end up setting technology an inovation back 50 years, and making some lawyers very rich.

    Time to leave the planet!

  81. Re:Take a look at the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should file a patent on chopping broccoli
    Chopping brocoloco-liiiii-eyay

  82. Re:Hmm. by FooRat · · Score: 1

    Who knows? Maybe having the 800-pound gorilla fight some battles for you isn't all bad

    There is a "method" to abusing stupid patents, if you have them. Firstly, you only go after big, rich companies who can afford to pay up if they have to (e.g. MS). Secondly, you have to find the right price point for "licensing" your "technology", which means that it must be enough to make you very rich, but must be low enough to make it worth the other companies' whiles to just pay up rather than get involved in expensive litigation. As far as I can tell, companies are often willing to pay up as long as the price is relatively reasonable. For Microsoft, well, I don't know what that might be, perhaps 50000$/month? I don't know. Anyway, this is pretty much the scheme followed by others in the past, e.g. Unisys for gif's, and British Telecomm for hyperlinks .. usually they'll have some stupid press release along the lines of "we're going to be nice and "let" the general public use this technology, but we will go after some companies using it". So McAfee may get away with it at the end of the day, consumers subscribing to ASP's may pay perhaps a few cents more per month, while some McAfee execs go shopping for yachts and private jets.

    This patent seems somehow incredibly obvious to me :/

  83. Re:Moral compass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm...I think I had a conscience back in 1988...
    Oh, no. That was just a twinge of regret.

    Sorry, never mind.
    --Convicted Serial Killer

  84. What about Norton? by drc500free · · Score: 1

    How does Norton's LiveUpdate differ from this?

  85. Competing patents by jordan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While McAfee.com was first to be awarded the patent, there are certainly competing (pending) patents trying to nab the same thing.

    Note currently pending patent #20010010053, Service framework for a distributed object network system, comes frightfully close as well.

    Of course they filed it this year, and it will probably be rejected as a result of McAfee's award.

    How depressing.

    --jordan

  86. Re:Prior Art?? Spyware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This ought to put an end to spyware eh?

  87. this comment has super cow powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "In a preferred embodiment, the user directs the archie client to an ftpmail server, and logs into the site using an identifier and password and optionally makes a selection of the type of application desired, wherein an automatically-executing shar archive encapsulated within an rfc822 compliant email message deliverable across ARPANET and MILNET is delivered, to the user computer, the automatically-self extracting shar archive being adapted to perform security, management, or optimization functions on the user computer."

    Isn't that what uucp's uuxfr does? Or better said, isn't that what uucp's uuxfr tries to do?

    Wheel reinvention at its finest. It was a fucked idea the first time through.

  88. New theorum by decesare · · Score: 1

    The validity of a given patent is inversely proportional to the job titles of the "inventors". Exhibit A:

    The McAfee.com inventors of this patent include Chandrasekar Balasubramaniam, CTO & Vice President of Engineering; Babu Katchapalayam, Director of Engineering; Core Products; and Ravi Kannan, Director of Engineering, Infrastructure Services.

    You make the call...

  89. Umm Web Based Email/ActiveX/JAVA? Come on! by GiorgioG · · Score: 1

    "In a preferred embodiment, the user directs the Internet browser to a Internet clinical services provider web site computer and logs in to the site using an identifier and a secure password and optionally makes a selection of the type of servicing desired, wherein an automatically-executing software package encapsulated within a markup language communication unit deliverable across the Internet is delivered, to the user computer, the automatically-executing software package being adapted to perform security, management, or optimization functions on the user computer." Isn't this what EVERY web email service has been doing for years? On the IE/Windows platform, isn't this what every ActiveX control does on web pages (i.e. Win2K Terminal Server client ActiveX control.) What ABOUT JAVA!

  90. I will never do business with McAfee again. by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    I recently purchased their virus scanner after a trial version expired and it wouldn't install correctly. But they wanted to charge me $2.95/minute to figure out the problem.

    I couldn't even get a real person to yell at about their crappy support.

    I for one will never buy another one of their products. Especially with this new crazy patent.

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
  91. Re:Um ... by Kierthos · · Score: 1

    Okay, and if they try and enforce that bit about games, how likely is it that Sony will try and squish them like bugs? You only have to download a couple dozen patches to get Everquest to run.

    And what about things like SETI@home or other shared processing programs? You have to download the program to get it to work... are they going to stand still for this? That "...or other tasks that are not specified herein" is too damn broad, IMAO, and it shouldn't have been patented. I think, however, we're used to the idiots in the Patent Office not understanding a thing.

    Okay, enough baiting... odds are that this will fall away without much harm, if for no other reason then (unfortunately) MS won't stand for it.

    Kierthos

    --
    Mr. Hu is not a ninja.
  92. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Or AOL's client which I think is updated over the net by AOL when the users login

  93. This is scary... by rosta · · Score: 1

    "The patent encompasses the ability to deliver software capabilities encapsulated within markup language (HTML/XML) communications units delivered over a logical Internet connection to a browser which then executes scripts to automatically perform one or more tasks on a computer" -the McAffe press release

    Wow... couldn't this be argued to include any code that automatically updated itself?

    1. Re:This is scary... by FeatherBoa · · Score: 1

      ...one or more tasks...

      Does making the letter "E" appear on my screen count as a task? If so, then they've got the whole 'interpretation of markup in any way' business locked up.

      My plan is to patent the 'buffer overflow exploit' and then go after all the people running Code-Red.

  94. your sig and fighting "da man" by pivo · · Score: 1
    Find the fastest pub warez sites at http://3640001799/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term= %67%75%6c%6c%69%62%6c%65 and fight da man!

    If you really want to fight, "da man" then don't use commercial software (warez or not) at all. Use GPL software instead, it's much more effective.

    1. Re:your sig and fighting "da man" by Zack · · Score: 1

      For the love of god, just follow the link once. Please? Humour me.

    2. Re:your sig and fighting "da man" by Zack · · Score: 1

      Ya know, that was almost funny.

      :-P

    3. Re:your sig and fighting "da man" by resistant · · Score: 1

      Find the fastest pub warez sites at http://3640001799/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term= %67%75%6c%6c%69%62%6c%65 and fight da man!

      Hey, really cool link! More people ought to patronise this site.

      --
      A truly excellent pizza parlor is a delight unto the heavens. Treasure the sauce and the toppings!
  95. Great News For The Patent Nutz: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have just GPL'd:

    f$ck you.

  96. Which Antivirus? by abischof · · Score: 2

    So, which antivirus am I supposed to use now? (for when I boot into Win2k, if you're curious)

    McAfee is evil, so it seems, but Symantec is evil as well. Can anyone recommend an AV product from a morally-acceptable company?

    --

    Alex Bischoff
    HTML/CSS coder for hire

    1. Re:Which Antivirus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Network Associates. --- ZQZXJVBVT

    2. Re:Which Antivirus? by banshee2000 · · Score: 1

      http://www.datafellows.com
      F-prot is available for home users free and it's much better than McCrapee.

  97. Re:McAfee should be forced to to make antivirus fr by volpe · · Score: 2

    So, you want to have your taxes raised to pay for anti-virus software for everyone?

  98. Re:Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    shoelace grommets
    Is that what the little plastic thingies on the end are called? If so, you have just made my day. Thank you, Phrogz, for allowing me to laugh at life again.
  99. Yeah Right by RelliK · · Score: 2

    Symantec has equally stupid patents. Why, wasn't it less than a year ago since Symantec was granted a patent on... virus definition updates. That puts Symantec right in line with McAffe and Amazon. Fortunately, Symantec management came to their sences and decided not to sue over it, realizing that the patent would be thrown out by the first judge who looked at it.

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    ___
    If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.
  100. Re:Microsoft license? by CramDeRux · · Score: 1

    Yeah, for some strange reason, Microsoft has kept its grubby little hands off the antivirus utility market. It's about time they embraced and extended it. They have so much experience, given that a large percentage of viruses use their applications.

    McAfee would roll over if M$ as much as rattled that sabre.

    --
    "Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
  101. Re:Um ... by S5o · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Exactly how many times are you planning on pasting that quote? Moderators: This is exactly what "-1, Redundant" is for.

  102. Re:My god - Microsoft will be the *good guys*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it comes to this, be assured that Microsoft will not legally challenge it. To claim a software patent (ANY software patent) is invalid goes against everything that Microsoft believes in. It aint gonna happen.

  103. U.S. Patent No. 6,080,436 by brunson · · Score: 1
    This guy patented toast, I think I'm going to patent fire, or maybe the wheel.

    ABSTRACT: A method of refreshing a bread product by heating the bread product to a temperature between 2500 degree(s) F. and 4500 degree(s) F. The breadproducts are maintained at this temperature range for a period of 3 to 90 seconds."

    CLAIM:

    1. A method of refreshing bread products, comprising: a) placing a bread product in an oven having at least one heating element, b) setting the temperature of the heating elements between 2500 F. and 4500 F., and c) ceasing exposure of the bread product to the at least one heating element after a period of 3 sec. to 90 sec.

    2. The method of claim 1 including the step of exposing the bread product to electromagnetic radiation in the wavelength range between 1.2 and 3.4 microns.

    3. The method of claim 1 including the step of selecting said bread products from rolls, muffin, buns and bagels."

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    09F911029D74E35BD84156C5635688C0
    Jesus loves you, I think you suck
  104. Surprise by technomancerX · · Score: 4, Informative

    Surprise, surprise yeat another patent on something obvious that tons of people are doing... Although considering they filed in 1998 it may not be that hard o find prior art on this one. Arguably any form of web-based installer violates this patent (or counts as prior art) as software installation can be considered 'administration'.

    --
    .technomancer
    1. Re:Surprise by jcr · · Score: 2

      >Yup...but can you point to a web-based installer prior to 1998?

      Yes, I certainly can. NeXT computer's Installer.app had the ability to install from an FTP designator (not called an URL at the time) as early as 1992. They called them "remote packages".

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:Surprise by djrogers · · Score: 2
      Yup...but can you point to a web-based installer prior to 1998?

      Riddle me this - when did windowsupdate go into it's first beta? Yup, it had been developed and seen before that...
      --
      Think outside the... Hey, where'd the friggin' box go?
    3. Re:Surprise by FooRat · · Score: 1

      Yup...but can you point to a web-based installer prior to 1998?

      You don't have to prove prior art if the method outlined in a patent is obvious to a practioner skilled in the field, like this one.

    4. Re:Surprise by iceT · · Score: 2

      Yup...but can you point to a web-based installer prior to 1998?


      I think Java would REALLY fall under this category, wouldn't it? From the Java Technology History Page

      On May 23, 1995, John Gage, director of the Science Office for Sun Microsystems, and Marc Andreessen, cofounder and executive vice president at NetscapeTM, stepped onto a stage and announced to the SunWorldTM audience that JavaTM technology was real, it was official, and it was going to be incorporated into Netscape NavigatorTM, the world's portal to the Internet.

      At that time, the entire Java technology team, not yet a division, numbered less than 30 people. It was the original members of this small group who created and nurtured a technology that would change the computing world.

      The Set-Top TV You Never Saw

      Java technology was created as a programming tool in a small, closed-door project initiated by Patrick Naughton, Mike Sheridan, and James Gosling of Sun in 1991. But creating a new language wasn't even the point of "the Green Project."

      .....

      --
      -- You can't idiot-proof anything, because they're always coming out with better idiots.
    5. Re:Surprise by FooRat · · Score: 1

      bootp is a protocol for assigning IP addresses to computers on a LAN based on MAC address. How do you "download" something with bootp?

    6. Re:Surprise by JoeBuck · · Score: 2

      You could get a web-based installer for free in 1998, and before. It was called apt-get and is a standard part of Debian. Yes, it is web-based: you put URLs in your sources.list file and HTTP is used to fetch the needed updates.

    7. Re:Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, InstallShield Software Corporation produced "InstallFromTheWeb" quite some years ago.

      www.installshield.com/client/

    8. Re:Surprise by technomancerX · · Score: 2

      Hmmm.... ActiveX components might qualify... and I'd have to look into dates for M$ Update, Netscape's Smart Update, InstallShield's Install Anywhere Web edition, some of Marimba's software might apply... And those are what comes to mind off the top of my head... Let's just say I REALLY doubt McAfee was the only one doing this in 1998.

      --
      .technomancer
    9. Re:Surprise by agutier · · Score: 1

      Hows this for prior art:

      In 1997 I connected to my ISP via telnet and used pine (I think) to read my mail.

    10. Re:Surprise by Phrogz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Arguably any form of web-based installer violates this patent

      Yup...but can you point to a web-based installer prior to 1998? People are all gung-ho on patent-bashing, but I think this is a combination of I-want-free-stuff ("free napster!") and hindsight-is-20/20.

      I'm not necessarily defending the scope or righteousness of the patent system in general, but just because everyone is doing it today, and just because you use it frequently, doesn't mean it didn't take someone else's smarts to come up with the idea and introduce it to society. Zippers, shoelace grommets, post-its, etc.

      "Can you believe it, someone has just patented STICKING PAPER TO THINGS!"

    11. Re:Surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have some X terminals that pre-date this patent. They download everything via bootp/tftp.

    12. Re:Surprise by multicsfan · · Score: 1
      Yes, I believe I can point to prior art. I've only worked for my employer since late 1999, but I know they have been using web based software installs of their software since around 1995 or 1996. The current version works on netscape and IE on either mac or windows with a linux version due in a couple months.

      Since I'm not a lawyer, I'm not sure if this fully qualifies as prior art or not. There are things I can't say due to non-disclosure, but I think my company can prove prior art. (I'd mention the company, but I don't want to overload the T1).

      Anyone really interested can email me and I'll provide a link.

    13. Re:Surprise by MTNhike · · Score: 1

      How about AOL. They had their updates download autoatically into their application.

  105. Re:Does this mean by GypC · · Score: 2

    Nah, they'll just license the patent if they need to. It's not like they can't afford it. Or maybe they'll just pressure McAfee into a free license. "Gee, maybe we should integrate a virus-scanner into our next version of Windows."

    Ya gotta wonder what kind of sick masochist would base a business on writing Windows software. ;-)

  106. Re:Hmm. by nebby · · Score: 2

    Or any Java applet that does a "security, management, or optimization" function? Or a javascript file that does this? Wtf is an "automatically executing software package" .. that is so vague and could be anything from an HTML page ('execution' meaning 'render') to an .exe file. If it's an .exe file, then it doesn't "automatically execute" it is executed by the user.

    I love how they use vague terms such as "automatically executing software package" and "markup language" in order to make sure they have all the bases covered, not just their stupid (probably buggy) solution that uses a specific type of software package and a specific type of markup language.

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    --
  107. Hmm. by emf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "In a preferred embodiment, the user directs the Internet browser to a Internet clinical services provider web site computer and logs in to the site using an identifier and a secure password and optionally makes a selection of the type of servicing desired, wherein an automatically-executing software package encapsulated within a markup language communication unit deliverable across the Internet is delivered, to the user computer, the automatically-executing software package being adapted to perform security, management, or optimization functions on the user computer."

    Isn't that what Microsoft's Windows update does ? Or better said, isn't that what Microsoft's Windows update tries to do?

    1. Re:Hmm. by egburr · · Score: 1
      I can see the next release of their anti-virus software:
      We have detected that you have virus X on your system. This is a violation of our patent on viruses. Please send us a check for $100 immediately for a license to have this virus.

      Do you want this virus removed? If no, please be aware there is a $10 / month fee for the use of this virus on each system.

      --

      Edward Burr
      Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.
    2. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...logs in to the site using an identifier and a secure password and ...

      Great, you get around the patent by using a weak password! Let's see, my goldfish or my cat.... :)

    3. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know, I read the very same paragraph and my first thought was, "virus." Did they just patent viruses and/or worms?!?

      -HJR

    4. Re:Hmm. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

      You are assuming Microsoft acts rationally. That may be a mistake.

      If Microsoft was always rational, they wouldn't have kept up their shenanigans DURING the court case, they'd gone on the straight and narrow for the duration of the trial, or at least been more sneaky, and then started up again with their mess after no one was looking.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    5. Re:Hmm. by emmons · · Score: 1

      That's true... and AOL's client has been doing that since, what, 1994?

      --
      Do you even know anything about perl? -- AC Replying to Tom Christiansen post.
    6. Re:Hmm. by justin_w_hall · · Score: 5, Interesting
      You know.. maybe this is what needs to happen for the government to realize the idiocy of the patent system:

      • McAfee files a blatantly obvious patent.
      • The patent happens to cover an idea that Microsoft is about to base their entire software strategy on (web services).
      • Light bulb goes on over a Microsoft VP's head - 'hey we should do something to stop this'.
      • Microsoft's legal muscle fires off multiple letters to Washington.
      • Light bulb goes on over Washington's head (or is forced there by Microsoft's legal types - 'maybe this patent law does suck.'
      • Change ensues.

      Who knows? Maybe having the 800-pound gorilla fight some battles for you isn't all bad..
      --

      ---
      "how can the same street intersect with itself? i must be at the nexus of the universe!" - cosmo kramer
    7. Re:Hmm. by Hrunting · · Score: 2
      Yeah, or one of two more likely scenarios will happen:
      • Microsoft pays billions of dollars to abide by patent, recognizing that it too has patents it would like to continue to protect. Payment results in Microsoft shelling out 0.5% of net worth.
      • Microsoft pays billions of dollars and buys McAfee, thus obtaining one more slice of the planet.


      So, as you can see, Microsoft can pay lots of money to lobby Washington and hurt itself for a minor victory or pay lots of money to protect itself for the status quo. I think I'll put my money on the latter.
    8. Re:Hmm. by Refried+Beans · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what Microsoft's Windows update does ? Or better said, isn't that what Microsoft's Windows update tries to do?

      I think the key here is that McAffee's patent includes the use of a secure password. Although I've never used Windows Update, I don't think it uses a secure password, thus it isn't an issue.

      So as long as the software that does the security, management, or optimization functions is available without a password, you have nothing to worry about.

    9. Re:Hmm. by emf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yea, your right. I think they just patented a new CodeRed Variant..

    10. Re:Hmm. by rocca · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but at first glance I'd say that Windows Update doesn't require a username/password to get the updates and in several places that was mentioned in the McCrappy patent.

    11. Re:Hmm. by markmoss · · Score: 1
      You mean Windows Update will infect -- excuse me, update -- your system without verifying you actually own Windows? Or does it silently send that ID # you have to type in when installing Windows? I don't know if a court would consider that as equivalent to McA's username/password checking, but it looks to me like either it's prior art or else what's left of McA's patent is so narrow that it would be easy to work around -- just don't call the ID check anything like "username" or "password".

      Not that I WANT M$ to find a workaround so they can sell Windows X(tra) P(hucked) with the feature that it has to phone home for authorization every time you change your hardware configuration. It would be much more fun if M$ had to either beat this in court (establishing a precedent that software patents truly have to be novel and non-obvious), pay out about $100 billion, or forget about combining anti-"piracy" with remote system maintenance.

    12. Re:Hmm. by Masem · · Score: 2
      You don't need to log in to use Windows Update, the patent specifically mentions requiring to log on (as to therefore track customer usage, most likely), which probably is why Windows Update wasn't considered as prior art.

      --
      "Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - P&TB
      "I can see my house from here!" - ST:
    13. Re:Hmm. by UberLame · · Score: 1

      If you change your actions, it makes you look guilty. Since they maintained that their actions were legal and good for the country, acting guilty would be a major weakness.

      --
      I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.
    14. Re:Hmm. by markmoss · · Score: 2

      "blatantly obvious" doesn't even begin to cover it. The McAfee patent was filed Dec 8, 1998. Didn't Windows 97 come with a feature to update itself? Sure seems like prior art, aside from little details of the implementation -- which you probably wouldn't want to copy anyhow.

    15. Re:Hmm. by IP,+Daily · · Score: 0

      If the patent is "blatently obvious", M$ doesn't have to lobby Washington. All they have to do is file for a re-examination, using the prior art that they think makes McAfee's claims obvious. If they don't want the publicity, they can have someone else file it for them. It's a simple procedure, really, if you know the prior art. Which you should if the patent is so obvious.

    16. Re:Hmm. by thogard · · Score: 1

      And the outcome of the case was????

      Its not over, till its over and its not over yet.
      The shenanigans resulted in a judge making coments that has delayed the entire mess. If M$ is anything like the old NCR, this is just going to go away. For thouse that don't remember, when NCR was too far up against the wall, they briebed their way out and then the head of NCR fired Watson and told him to form a competeing company. That companie was called IBM and then history repeats. M$ just happens to be one more in the chain but I don't see anyone taking their place for a long and painful time. In the early days of the NCR vs IBM wars, they each had "Special" oil for the other companies machines. That oil had metal filings in it. Kind of like the new SMB.

  108. Microsoft? by alen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are they going to pay up $$$ big or sue? If they sue how long will .NET be delayed.

    1. Re:Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sue Microsoft ? hahahahaha DOJ can't catch em what makes you think little old McAffee stands a chance ?

      keep dreaming.

  109. Re:IP Chains? by Unknown+Bovine+Group · · Score: 1
    I thought ipchains was a good thing?

    Where have you been? IPTables is where it's at, man!

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  110. windowsupdate.microsoft.com by wiredog · · Score: 3, Insightful
    one or more maintenance tasks comprise at least one of the following: compression of software, compression of data, search for software that needs to be upgraded, search for data that needs to be upgraded, upgrade of software, upgrade of data, search for obsolete software, search for obsolete data, deletion of obsolete software, deletion of obsolete data, archival of software, archival of data, hardware diagnostics, and software diagnostics.

    Windowsupdate.microsoft.com is probably covered by this patent. So are the auto update services used by Red Hat and SuSe. And any other remote update system. Hell, it might cover PC Anywhere. If it does, then it might be partially invalidated on prior art grounds.

    But, it looks like portal systems like Zope would be in the clear. Damn broad patent, though.

    1. Re:windowsupdate.microsoft.com by Lonath · · Score: 1

      I never thought I would say this, but I hope Microsoft gets sued, fights this patent, and wins.

    2. Re:windowsupdate.microsoft.com by Snootch · · Score: 1


      ...one or more maintenance tasks comprise at least one of the following: compression of software, compression of data...
      Goodbye, gzip, RPM, WinZip, bzip...! Actually, M$ ZIP support native in XP, don't they...ooh, UGLY!

      ...search for software that needs to be upgraded, search for data that needs to be upgraded, upgrade of software, upgrade of data, search for obsolete software, search for obsolete data, deletion of obsolete software, deletion of obsolete data,
      Ooh...there goes apt...

      archival of software, archival of data...
      Nooooooooo! Give me my TAR back........aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh! (falls backwards off cliff).

      ...hardware diagnostics,
      Ah. Well, there went my BIOS. Damn. Now how am I going to boot, hmm?
      ...and software diagnostics.
      hmmm...does checksumming software count? If so, apt goes again...

      Why don't the just patent all computer software while they're at it? They've already made every Linux distro - heck, every operating system on this planet a violation of their patent (what OS doesn't install from compressed files?), what else do they wat?

      This really is *insane*. I mean...something that would make TAR a patent violation? Wake up, USPTO!

    3. Re:windowsupdate.microsoft.com by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • But, it looks like portal systems like Zope would be in the clear. Damn broad patent, though.

      Whee, this is fun, another keen poster who didn't bother reading to the end:

      • Those skilled in the art may make numerous modifications and departures from the specific embodiments without departing from the spirit and scope of the claimed invention. For example [...]the software downloaded may be intended to perform tasks such as database management, word processing, spread sheet, games, or other tasks that are not specified herein.
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  111. Moral compass by Bongo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd patent one (the Moral Compass), but I sure don't think I'd collect much royalties. Anyone out there know of prior art??

    1. Re:Moral compass by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      I've got a Moral Compass, but wherever I go, it keeps pointing at blind hedonistic lust. Go figure.

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    2. Re:Moral compass by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      The Ethical Topograph? The Conscientious Map?

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    3. Re:Moral compass by Swami · · Score: 1

      The Book of Mormon has a few passages about an actual moral compass called Liahona, used by a couple of Israelite families about 600 B.C. That's pretty old prior art.

  112. Re: references. by SuperguyA1 · · Score: 1

    I think the number of "* for idiots" chapters
    in the references section of the pattent says so much.

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  113. Oh, oh, oh, I love this... by Duncan+Cragg · · Score: 1

    Too good to miss:

    <tt>lynx -source 'http://stuff.mcafee.net/security.service' | sh</tt>

    Sorry!

  114. Re:Google cache of article by Edgewize · · Score: 1

    And what is the Pa4M8beddSQ in that cache url? And why does a lynx -source | grep comp-u-geek return matches? Someone needs a karma slap in the face.

  115. Very Original by scott1853 · · Score: 1

    They've accomplished a major technological breakthrough and have created a revolutionary system.

    For those of you unaware of the actual technical merit of this patent, it basically involves taking a whole bunch of things that have been around for 6 years or so, and slapping them together.

    Wow, new technology never ceases to amaze us.

  116. Re:"You either work with us, or you work around th by Mansing · · Score: 1

    Hmmmmm . . . prior art. Netscape's "Smart Update" dated from *before* December, 1998. That is a "browser directed" update "encapsulated in the markup."

  117. Re:Surprise ( by rasjani · · Score: 1

    First webbased installer that i can think off is Windows Update..

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  118. Take a look at the title... by JoeShmoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Method and system for securing, managing or optimizing a personal computer"

    So basically McAfee is claiming a patent on:

    * Passwords
    * Locks

    * Command Shells
    * GUIs

    * Defragmenters
    * Memory management

    You get the idea...this is broader than the side of a barn. The only sentance I can pull out of the abstract that means anything is "you do something with a web browser and something happens on your computer"

    Serious...who read this @#%!$ at the patent office and finds anything unique about it at all? I mean AT - FREAKING - ALL?

    - JoeShmoe

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    1. Re:Take a look at the title... by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 2

      You're forgetting mice, keyboards, joysticks, cd-roms, disk drives, etc, they manage a personal computer too.

    2. Re:Take a look at the title... by rhysweatherley · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Only the claim carry legal weight. The rest of the text is explainatory information supplied as comments to help the patent clerk and the public understand the patent.

      The claims make no mention of databases, word processing, etc. Patent owners want you to believe that everything in the application has legal force. Only the claims do.

      Read the claims: it covers applying automatic virus scanner and security updates on a user's computer. Everything else is McAfee's wishful thinking.

      Someone else mentioned Symantec's HealthyPC, which existed 1 year prior to the filing date. This patent should have been dead on arrival at the USPTO. It's yet another example of why the patent system must be reformed ASAP.

  119. How about Sophos? by Phrogman · · Score: 2

    You could try these folks. By all reports they offer a very decent product and high quality services.

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  120. Re:Um ... by Quok · · Score: 1

    First, I'll admit I haven't read the patent yet, or any of the links, so I'm just going by some of the other comments on here. How would this affect things like MS Win2K's remote registry, XP's remote desktop (you can give friend/computer guy access to your PC from across the net and watch him fix/fuck things on your PC), or even Microsoft's Windows Update? Sorry for the MS-centric post, but these are the first possible ideas that popped up in my head. Other services that may be affected by this (after I read some of the patent) seem to be Red Hat Network and even apt-get. All these services seem to do pretty much what McAfee has patented, and we all they've been around since before December 8th, 1998. Getting this patent overturned shouldn't be too hard.

  121. Prior Art exists in same market by Sinistar2k · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is a repost (see "*cough cough*"), but this incredibly relevant data is being ignored in favor of James Bond references. :)

    There are at least two instances of prior art (that I submitted to Slashdot when I submitted mention of the McAfee story, but oh well...).

    In 1997, Symantec partnered with Ziff Davis in launching the HealthyPC.com web site. It was a subscription service that allowed customers access to Norton Antivirus, a subset of Norton Utilities, and the then newly developed LiveUpdate product. I did web design for that launch.

    The way the service worked is that the apps were downloaded and installed on the client side, but they could only be activated by a launch script from the server side, so a user had to log in to the HealthyPC.com subscriber area in order to use the tools.

    Here are some pages that reference HealthyPC.com and pretty clearly show dates from 1997 (according to News.com, McAfee applied for the patent in 1998):

    http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-318512.html
    http://cypherpunks.venona.com/date/1997/04/msg0024 1.html
    http://www8.zdnet.com/pcmag/insites/sod/sd970310.h tm
    http://www.quantum.org/members/issues/1097/7875.ht m

    Before that, there was a site offering similar services that was called TuneUp.com, but it ended up going through a few acquisitions before finally ending up as part of Symantec.

    1. Re:Prior Art exists in same market by Sinistar2k · · Score: 1
      TuneUp.com was originally an independent start-up. It didn't start out as a Quarterdeck initiative. Symantec considered buying them and even did a brief partnership with them before simply developing its own product.

      Also, CyberMedia made both Oil Change and FirstAid 98, so they weren't exactly competitors. :)

      Oil Change wouldn't really qualify under the patent (as I understand it) because Oil Change, while it did rely upon an online database, was not launched by a web site. The user launched it locally, and it then compared installed programs against version data at CyberMedia. After figuring out the diff, it came up with a list of what was out of date and where the updates could be found. The app then ran independently to get the updates and install them.

      McAfee swallowed CyberMedia in September of 1998 (I was working for CyberMedia at the time), so, depending on the exact date the patent was filed, it may or may not have been in reaction to McAfee's acquisition of Oil Change.

      Of course, you don't need an actual product to obtain a software patent. That's the beauty of patenting data.

    2. Re:Prior Art exists in same market by kindbud · · Score: 1
      TuneUp.com was Quarterdeck Corp's. I thought they had bought CyberMedia, who produced Oil Change, which was a competitor to TuneUp and FirstAid 98. Turns out it was McAfee who bought CyberMedia, and it looks like they patented what was developed by CyberMedia for Oil Change.

      Symantec acquired TuneUp.com when they bought out Quarterdeck Corp.

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  122. (OT - your sig) by 11223 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't get superpowers until you have >50 karma.

    1. Re:(OT - your sig) by KFury · · Score: 2

      I've had >50 karma for years, and though it's gradually falling to 50, I still never found any superpowers.

      Wait, what's this glowing green stick?

  123. Patent could be good for IT workers by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2

    By making it harder for application service providers (ASP) to operate, the price will go up. It will be more costly for a company to outsource its IT. Companies that outsource their IT layoff their IT staff.

    The patent makes it less economical (or even uneconomical) to outsource IT, hence less layoffs, hence us IT people don't have to go around asking "Do you want fries with that?".

    One ASP can serve many many companies. If ASPs became really prevalent a relative few overworked employees will be doing the work of many - some people will have murderous workloads, many will be unemployed. This patent ironically could prevent that.

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  124. Re:Easy Work Arround by Lathi- · · Score: 1
    What is a 'browser' anyway? Does a program that connects to a socket and gets data using HTTP qualify?
    That's certainly the way apt-get works. When was work on it started? Prior to '98? Looking at the cvs logs on the http method, the 1.1 revision is from Nov 1 1998. Not knowing much about apt's source code, is there a better way to find the project's start date?
  125. McAfee's products suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so much ass. I wonder if they even know how much ass they suck?

  126. My god - Microsoft will be the *good guys*! by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Interesting
    • A system, method, and computer program product for delivery and automatic execution of security, management, or optimization software over an Internet connection to a user computer responsive to a user request entered via a web browser on the user computer

    What? A patent that actually limits its scope?. But read right to the end for the gotcha:

    • Those skilled in the art may make numerous modifications and departures from the specific embodiments without departing from the spirit and scope of the claimed invention. For example [...]the software downloaded may be intended to perform tasks such as database management, word processing, spread sheet, games, or other tasks that are not specified herein.
    • Filed: December 8, 1998

    Even for a USPTO filing, this is breathtaking. The detail wording of the patent discloses prior art that differs only in small details (at the time of filing) from the claimed method, and the attempt to generalise from a specific implementation to cover pretty much anything you download and install would be hilarious if it wasn't being done by a company with a legal department and a belligerent attitude.

    I'm astonished to find that I can't wait for Microsoft to let their lawyers loose on this. I wonder how much longer the USPTO can be allowed to continue in it's current form? It's slipped quietely from being merely incompetent and underfunded into the realms of the farcical.

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    1. Re:My god - Microsoft will be the *good guys*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you get down to the "perform tasks such as ... games" this runs into Yahoo!Games as prior art:

      1. Use browser to access site.
      2. Provide account/password information
      3. Download annoyingly slow software package
      4. Package auto-starts on user's computer.

      Oh well. I never had time to play anyway.

  127. Re:"You either work with us, or you work around th by csbruce · · Score: 5, Funny

    Definitely sounds like a challenge

    Sounds more to me like "Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!!" {strokes cat while adjusting monocle}

    Nooo, Mr. Bond, I expect you to pay royalties!

  128. Imagine... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Aliens landing on this world and seeing the way we're held in chains by IP...

    No wonder I don't believe they've been here more than once.

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    1. Re:Imagine... by SadatChowdhury · · Score: 1

      I think this whole patent business is getting weirder. I think if I present it with the formal rigmarole, I can patent caching technology that utilizes the process of memoization by using for() and while() loops in a special construct such as thus...

      Imagine authors patenting their storylines. Movies like 'Castaway' would have caused a ruckus because it has elements of Robinson's Crusoe in it.

      Who are the dolts who are put in place to decide on what is patentable or not?

  129. *cough cough* by Tebriel · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there's prior art out there somewhere. It's just a matter of showing it to the right people.

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    1. Re:*cough cough* by Sinistar2k · · Score: 1
      Yes. There are at least two instances of prior art (that I submitted to Slashdot when I submitted mention of the McAfee story, but oh well...).

      In 1997, Symantec partnered with Ziff Davis in launching the HealthyPC.com web site. It was a subscription service that allowed customers access to Norton Antivirus, a subset of Norton Utilities, and the then newly developed LiveUpdate product. I did web design for that launch.

      The way the service worked is that the apps were downloaded and installed on the client side, but they could only be activated by a launch script from the server side, so a user had to log in to the HealthyPC.com subscriber area in order to use the tools.

      Here are some pages that reference HealthyPC.com and pretty clearly show dates from 1997 (according to News.com, McAfee applied for the patent in 1998):

      http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1003-200-318512.html
      http://cypherpunks.venona.com/date/1997/04/msg0024 1.html
      http://www8.zdnet.com/pcmag/insites/sod/sd970310.h tm
      http://www.quantum.org/members/issues/1097/7875.ht m

      Before that, there was a site offering similar services that was called TuneUp.com, but it ended up going through a few acquisitions before finally ending up as part of Symantec.

  130. Re:Abstract by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Redundant

    The sting in the tail:

    • Those skilled in the art may make numerous modifications and departures from the specific embodiments without departing from the spirit and scope of the claimed invention. For example[...] the software downloaded may be intended to perform tasks such as database management, word processing, spread sheet, games, or other tasks that are not specified herein.
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  131. Close a window, open a door. by Nihilanth · · Score: 1

    Well, now that they have a patent on ASP, maybe its time for me to patent my own method of selling my product. Does anyone have a patent on selling things through the postal system? No? I better register that one. Does someone have a patent on selling things door to door? I should be able to make a little money off of that. I think the coup de gras will be my groundbreaking patent protecting my innovation concerning attracting customers to my barber shops with people standing outside the shop spinning spiral umbrellas...All the other companies that sell things through the mail, spin umbrellas, or solicit door to door can work with me or against me.

    I don't know whether to be amused or horrified that businesses secure unfair advantages by manipulating our backward and technology-illiterate legal infrastructure.

  132. Re:Naaah... Microsoft won't lobby against patents. by kimihia · · Score: 1

    What do they use on Hotmail? Isn't that McAfee or something?

    So that is a likely possibility.

  133. Vague is *good* in a patent application isn't it?? by konmaskisin · · Score: 1

    ... these days. In fact you are not supposed specifically describe any processes or technologies in a patent any more heheh ;-) Errm heh And down is up and up is down and everything is double plus good! I think the idea is a good one ... and the weakness of copyright vis-a-vis patents is apparent. Music should be *patentable* not merely copyrightable. But "music" is pretty specific for a modern day patent application: something like "nice sounds" may be better ...

  134. "You either work with us, or you work around this" by T1girl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Definitely sounds like a challenge

  135. this is *ANTI* virus software, right? by jbp4444 · · Score: 1

    > ..the ability to deliver software capabilities > encapsulated within markup language (HTML/XML) > communications units delivered over a logical > Internet connection to a browser which then > executes scripts to automatically perform one > or more tasks on a computer. Is it me, or does this sound like an excellent means of transferring viruses TO a computer? Perhaps a virus-maker could claim prior art?

  136. Re:Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ASPs dont download software..they run it over the web.

  137. e-mail virus(prior art) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't any e-mail virus prior art to this. Who said is has to be useful.

  138. Get ready for the fireworks by ope557 · · Score: 1

    I bet M$ didn't see that one coming. They will certainly not be happy about the news that their entire new strategy could be violating McAffee's patents. This should be fun.

  139. out of control by hayseed · · Score: 1

    that patent is so vague. The patent office is out of control. They must be stopped...but who, how? Yes, I think I must....They must be stopped!!! (meniacle laughter). Does anyone know what they refer to in the word clinical? What does clinical have to do with the internet?

  140. Just for virus software by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The method of claim 6, said software package including a program to detect computer viruses on the remotely located computer"

    So if it doesn't include a virus detector then it would appear to be okay.

    Still seems a silly patent mind

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    1. Re:Just for virus software by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the claims in a patent are not ANDed together - they are ORed. From my eavesdropping on patent discussions, I understand it's pretty standard to make the 1st claim of the patent the most general (trying to catch everything including the kitchen sink), with each succeeding claim more specific. That way, if someone challenges the claims in your patent, they have to work their way down invalidating each claim in the list until they reach a claim specific enough so that they can't invalidate it.

  141. Re:"You either work with us, or you work around th by Skapare · · Score: 2

    Not much of a challenge to me. McAfee is simply added to my list of evil corporations which I universally recommend to clients and friends that they stay far far away from and never do any business with whatsoever. I might have used McAfee products in the near future. That won't happen now. I don't have any of their stock, but if I did I would be selling it today.

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  142. look at claim #1 by dkavanagh · · Score: 1
    Looking at claim #1, they talk about accessing maintinence functions. Seems like that limits the scope of this patent.

    I have to think prior art would be an issue, even for the 1998 filing.

  143. Another bounty comming right up. by thebitninja · · Score: 4, Informative
    If Macafee have just filed this patent then there must be prior art out there.

    Here is an excellent article on IP issues and mad patents.

    Also check out IP.com and BountyQuest

    so I imagine well be seeing something here about this soon!

    I'm tempted to immediately blame the companies for doing this, but I guess they are just trying to work within the system to make money. It's the system that sucks. Still I'm gonna hold off buying that antivirus software for a while now.

  144. Re:McAfee should be forced to to make antivirus fr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remove the profit motive from AV companies, and the number of new viruses would drop by 3 orders of magnitude.

    You do know who pays for the writing of all those new viruses, right?

  145. Sadly, this isn't surprising by rosta · · Score: 1

    Wow... this makes about as much sense as letting Amazon patent "one click" technology... and worse, it's more anti-competitive... Regardless of whether or not they were the first auto-updating virus scanner... The US PTO should be ashamed of itself for allowing this sort of thing through... but it does it as often as such things are submitted...

    Maybe I should patent something...

    Thought:

    This patent means that all information not sanctioned by McAffe that's transfered over the internet without explicit user request must not contain code/executables, right?

    HEY... Does that mean they patented viruses? :-)

  146. Stopping .Net by sterno · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hate software patents and I think this is yet another silly one but it could provide an interesting way to stop Microsoft's .Net initiative. Isn't the .Net model completely based around the ASP model? So perhaps McAffee could simply refuse to license the patent to Micrsoft. By refusing to license, McAffee could at the very least keep Microsoft tied up in court for a long time.

    This isn't to say that McAffee has any vested interest in kicking Microsoft around. In fact Microsoft would probably do their best to destroy McAffee through other means if this happened. But it's an interesting idea.

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    1. Re:Stopping .Net by ryanvm · · Score: 2
      So perhaps McAffee could simply refuse to license the patent to Micrsoft. By refusing to license, McAffee could at the very least keep Microsoft tied up in court for a long time. This isn't to say that McAffee has any vested interest in kicking Microsoft around.

      Not only does McAfee not have an interest in "kicking Microsoft around", they absolutely depend on Microsoft's survival.

      McAfee and the other anti-virus companies entire existence is due to the fact that Microsoft has so far been woefully unable to design decent operating system security.

      The anti-virus industry is a freaking joke. Once the majority of operating systems start treating untrustworthy code with the proper care, anti-virus software will become obsolete.

  147. Freshmeat? by Atomizer · · Score: 1

    I don't know, but at first glance, it looks like they patented Freshmeat.

  148. Re:Does this mean by Snootch · · Score: 1

    Oh, I love it!

    MS will have to duke it out with someone else playing the dirty monopoly game...let the fun begin!

    However, at a guess, McAffee will realise that they don't have too much chance against such a giant, and will conveniently ignore the big fish while ruthlessly using the patent against anyone who dares to think that they can write virus removal software...

    Well, thankfully McAffee don't seem to have designs on the *NIX market, but I'm still worried.

  149. www.centralcommand.com by Ionized · · Score: 1

    www.centralcommand.com

    i only tried it for a short time, but it seemed fast, effective, and they updated it religiously. it gets my vote.

  150. Cookie by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, kerubi gets a cookie just by browsing Slashdot.

    (Sorry, I just couldn't resist.)

  151. Yeah, it's another conspiracy theory. So sue me. by rot26 · · Score: 1

    What we need now is to prove that McAfee actually created about 80% of the virii that they are "protecting" us from. Creating a problem and then charging to "solve" it is an old (and very effective) business model.

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  152. Naaah... Microsoft won't lobby against patents... by morzel · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... they'll just buy McAfee (and their patent) if necesarry.

    Microsoft don't have their own virusscanner anyhow, so perhaps we can expect Microsoft Viruscan pretty soon ;-)

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  153. Make Stupid Patents a Crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a company attempts to enforce a stupid patent, they are attempting to eliminate people's rights.

    We need to make a law which says that if anyone attempts to enforce a stupid patent, they are therefore guilty of infringing on the rights of others, and will be sent to prison forthwith.

    It will have a chilling effect on stupid patents. This can ONLY be a good thing for everyone.

  154. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's no IP,
    I wonder if you can.

  155. Prior Art? web-based Viri! by jwd-oh · · Score: 1

    The delivery of code via internet browser showed up in some of the early browser-based viri. Granted they delivered malicious code but that is just intent.

  156. MS will strike back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McAfee refuses to license the patent to MS. MS buys McAfee in a hostile takeover. MS then owns the patent on the ASP service model.

  157. A proposed solution to stupid patents by stuccoguy · · Score: 2
    Perhaps we should petition the patent office to make use of some of this great new technology in their patent application process. A web site could be set up to request comments about prior art for patent applications that have made it through the application process, but before they are granted.

    Those applying for patents would benefit because they would not be granted patents which would eventually be ruled unlawful in court. They would then be able to apply for more narrowly drawn patents which do not infringe on prior art.

    Owners of prior art would benefit because they would not have to spend time and money on court battles in order to establish facts which should have been established at the patent application level in the first place.

    Consumers would benefit because they would not have to bear the increased cost of products and services due to patent lawsuits.

    Slashdotters would benefit because we could spend our time contesting patent applications instead of ranting about bogus patents after the fact.

  158. Could it backfire on them? by maaaaanis · · Score: 1

    Alot of people could end up hating McAffee.
    It's understandable when a new upstart company would have the audacity to give it a go and maybe even succede with a bit of dumbluck but a larger, well renowned company like Mc Affee could stand to lose a lot of professional respect for being blatantly opprtunistic and causing industry panic.
    But they're probably just using this to temporarily bolster thier share price.

  159. Doesn't this cover code red ][? by marcmac · · Score: 1
    1. A method for automatically performing one or more maintenance tasks on a remotely located computer connected to a server computer via a data network, said method comprising the steps of:
    • directing an Internet browser on the remotely located computer to form a logical connection with the server computer;
    • delivering a software package to the remotely located computer across said logical connection, said software package being encapsulated within a markup language communication unit deliverable across said logical connection, said software package comprising scripts for performing said one or more maintenance tasks on the remotely located computer; and
    • automatically executing the scripts for performing said one or more maintenance tasks on the remotely located computer.
  160. Windows Update WAS released before this was filed by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Let's just say I REALLY doubt McAfee was the only one doing this in 1998

    And I can prove it. From the patent:

    Filed: December 8, 1998.
    From this ZDNet article:
    the original or first edition [of Windows 98], released June 25, 1998
    The prior art known as "Windows Update" blows McAfee's patent out of the water by nearly six months.
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  161. prior art? by radja · · Score: 2

    hrm, one of the first things that came to mind was the RBL (Realtime Blackhole List), which (IIRC) can update firewall rules or sendmail rules.. (nope, cant look it up, but if someone knows more or better, be my guest)

    Frankly, I can't be bothered to at the moment.

    //rdj

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  162. Re:Awesome... by Eccles · · Score: 1

    I'm not claiming I invented the light bulb before Edison.

    You didn't; Joseph Swan invented the carbon filament light bulb (and sued Edison and won.) Edison deserves credit for improvements that extended the lifespan by eight-fold (from 150 hours to 1200).

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  163. Re:Awesome...Totally Awesome© Universal 1982 by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Maybe I could write a Patent Blasters video game where /.ers could blow away CEO's, IP Attorneys, Bought-n-Sold Congressmen, and stuff in a 3D maze before taking on the evil Boss...

    Ah, heck, some vermin has probably already copyrighted the idea. Screw doing anything, I'll just sit and pick my nose.

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  164. The BBS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't BBS's done this for years?

  165. Re:Abstract by symbolic · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...right off the top of my head, there's an easy way around this - just use any of number of development front-ends (like Delphi, 4D, or whatever), to handle the process. These are NOT browsers, but they can certainly offer the same benefits where the acquisition of remote services are concerned. The only downside is that the user would need this front end app before they could use the service - but it's no worse than the "download this small stub application which then downloads and installs a buttload of other stuff" model that some vendors have going. If the whole process could be made generic enough, it could become as ubiquitous as some of the more standard utilities - like those used for software installation or compression.

  166. Re:Abstract by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > A system, method, and computer program product for delivery and automatic execution of security, management, or optimization software over an Internet connection to a user computer responsive to a user request entered via a web browser on the user computer.

    The author(s) of Code Red II need to rush out and patent the reverse, since their program lets you deliver and execute "security", "management", and "optimization" software over an internet connection to remote systems, by entering accessing a URL on that remote system.

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  167. Awesome... by NeoTomba · · Score: 1
    Now when I want to do something cool on the web, both McAfee AND Amazon.com will be able to claim that they own my soul with their patents.

    Awesome

    -NeoTomba

  168. Apt-Get, the filed date, and buffer overflows? by MajroMax · · Score: 1
    On the plus side, it looks like apt-get and the like aren't strictly in violation: all but a couple of the claims specificially deal with an "Internet browser" or "web browser".

    This was filed in 1998. Do any ASP's go bakk before then?

    12. A computer program product for execution by a server computer for enabling the maintenance of a remote user computer coupled to the server computer over a network, comprising:
    computer code for receiving a user request from the remote user computer, said user request being entered by the user via a web browser;
    computer code for instantiating a download of a maintenance software package to a storage medium connected to the user computer via the web browser; and
    computer code for causing said maintenance software to automatically execute on the user computer subsequent to downloading;
    whereby, responsive only to said user-entered request via said web browser, advanced maintenance routines may be performed on said user computer without requiring local maintenance commands from said user.

    Take a look at the last clause -- does it look like every buffer-overflow ever created is covered? :)

    Actually, take a look at it -- ANY of the IE "user goes to a site and gets r00ted" buffer overflows would be prior art on this claim. HTML/the web server would serve as computer code entered by a web browser (the URL). A redirector (or the page itself) would contain the buffer overflow -- computer code which initiates the download/overflow, which is thereby executed. Should that do anything to the computer, it's 'maintinance.'

    Also, take a gander at claims 1 and 14 -- it looks like buffer overflows would apply to those.

    In short, McAfee's claiming a patent on any download by a web browser that is automaticially executed without any further user input that the initiation of the download -- they extend that to cover specific types of those downloads & the server-side code, but that's what the most general claims are.

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  169. Prior Art by loki4eng · · Score: 1

    Possibly Ghandi, but I admit the prior art is pretty sparse.

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  170. They did patent the ASP business model. by tlcal2000 · · Score: 1

    I only clicked on the link to read the abstract of the patent. But, to me, it was about a patent on pc optimization over the internet. "A system, method, and computer program product for delivery and automatic execution of security, management, or optimization software over an Internet connection to a user computer responsive to a user request entered via a web browser on the user computer." -- That really sucks as a patent, though. Just change the d*mn wording to be A sytme, method or computer program product for delivery and automatic execution of (fill in the blank) (audio file downloads, word processing, et al).. I bet that patent will get challenged. The "inventors" listed will have to prove a lot, I bet. Remote system adminstration tools have been available for a long time..

  171. I can, actually. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I can, actually.

    Hell, a *telnet* based remote installer, even.

    It was written somewhere around '95 or '96, for client software for the U of Iowa's ISCABBS.

    From your unix account, you telneted to a particular address, piped it through a shell, and the telnet feed would issue the commands to fetch the source, extract it, and compile it without any additional work.

    I believe it was written by an ISCABBS user nicknamed "IO ERROR" -- I don't want to give out his real name, but if you check out the BBS, I'm sure he'd talk to you about it. The BBS is located at bbs.isca.uiowa.edu.

  172. Does this mean by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

    MS is gonna get their .NET squashed?

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    1. Re:Does this mean by jmccay · · Score: 1

      You forget. Microsoft is going to want to own this. I doubt they would like to "license" the patent, and I doubt they want to make their user go through the hassle if the users produce a web service. This might also cause problems for the Open Source version of .NET. I think ALL Software Patents should go the way of the Dinosaurs.

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  173. UPS WorldShip by bdrexler · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't UPS offer something like this with it's WorldShip software package? I think they transfer shipping data to the local computer through the browser via XML files. Wonder if this will have any affect on this?

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  174. Patent idiocy will die when... by alispguru · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... the first lawyer successfully patents a legal argument, or perhaps a clever sequence of filing inter-related lawsuits, as a business process, and then starts charging other lawyers for using it.

    Remember, the legal system in general thrives on adding complexity to other people's lives. When the complexity starts removing money from their pockets, things will change.

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  175. McAfee Patents Java by Brett+Glass · · Score: 1

    Basically, what McAfee has here is a patent on doing nearly any sort of update or repair to a system via a Java applet. Since Sun itself advocated the use of Java for this and similar purposes, there is clearly much prior art. Just look at any of Sun's own papers or marketing literature about what client-side Java is supposed to be good for.

  176. Debian's apt and apt-get are prior art by JoeBuck · · Score: 2

    Don't be fooled by mentions of Internet browsers; it's clear that these guys want their patent to be interpreted broadly enough to cover any client application that speaks HTTP or FTP. Once you realize that, it's clear that apt-get does everything described in claims 11 and 12, and since standard Internet protocols are used, claim 1 as well. And apt-get predates the filing date of this patent (December 8, 1998), and other features of the Debian package system provide all of the capabilities described in this patent, other than those for collecting money.

    It's possible that some portion of this patent could survive, but an easy way for competitors to work around this patent is to base their mechanisms for delivering virus updates on apt technology, delivering their updates in nice, standard .deb or .rpm packages.

  177. Done back in 96 by id software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    using quakeworld via quakespy, quakeworld would allow a remote computer (the game server) to allow automatic downloading of a software product to update the game, in this case modifications. I still have the oringial copy of quake spy, and quakeworld that allowed an amazing 16 people to play online at one time against each other. autodownload feature allowed me to download team fortress, file by file, which effectively updated my computer for maintenence because those files were then executed to allow me to play the game. falls under the patent law as stated and is 2 years prior to mcaffee.

    1. Re:Done back in 96 by id software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh also, it was done with a program called PC Cillan back in december of 1995, it had an auto update function that worked the same way. dont know if it was on mcaffee at that time or not.

  178. Um ... by mystik · · Score: 2, Informative

    The patent abstract only seems to imply that this will cover remote recovery/maintence of PC's.

    ..which, Hard Drive recovery agencies have been doing for a while, I'd imagine.

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  179. Java? by kimihia · · Score: 1

    Downloading software and then running it ... sounds quite like Java, and a whole bunch of other stuff.

    Who swiped the Scooby snacks?

  180. Abstract by peterdaly · · Score: 3, Redundant

    From the Patent:

    Abstract

    A system, method, and computer program product for delivery and automatic execution of security, management, or optimization software over an Internet connection to a user computer responsive to a user request entered via a web browser on the user computer. In a preferred embodiment, the user directs the Internet browser to a Internet clinical services provider web site computer and logs in to the site using an identifier and a secure password and optionally makes a selection of the type of servicing desired, wherein an automatically-executing software package encapsulated within a markup language communication unit deliverable across the Internet is delivered, to the user computer, the automatically-executing software package being adapted to perform security, management, or optimization functions on the user computer. User identifiers and passwords enabling the downloads may be provided on a per-download basis or on a subscription basis.

    1. Re:Abstract by Frater+219 · · Score: 2
      A system, method, and computer program product for delivery and automatic execution of security, management, or optimization software over an Internet connection to a user computer responsive to a user request entered via a web browser on the user computer.

      Depending on how a "Web browser" is defined, Debian's dselect may qualify as a "Web browser" (an interactive program that accesses files via HTTP) which allows the delivery and automatic execution of security, management, and optimization software. It can also install software for "database management, word processing, spread sheet, games, or other tasks".

  181. In related news... by Telek · · Score: 1

    This just in...

    DELAWARE -- ROUTERS: Man from Delaware Patents the process of making a patent. He was quoted as saying "you can either work with me, or work around me". When asked how that would be possible because there was no way around him, he responded with "yeeeeeeessssssss" and an evil grin. He also started to say something about "All your patents are", but seemingly thought better of it and stopped.

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  182. You silly fool!! by konmaskisin · · Score: 1
    "you do something with a web browser and something happens on your computer"

    Muwahahaha!!! I'm on my way to the patent office with your idea right now ... just how difficult do you think it will it be for me to make them think it's mine?

    Thanks, Joe ... you schmoe!!

  183. Here's how it works by Genetically+Enginerd · · Score: 1

    Some company (SC) has a patent. Some other company (SOC) that is using the same or even vaguely similar technology is alleged to be infringing. SOC holds patents on technology that SC would love to use. SC and SOC sit down behind closed doors and negotitate a deal that excludes all others that may want to license either patent. No money changes hands (except for the pondscu^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hlawyers) and busines as usual. BUT, everyone else is locked out. Check out some of the press releases for patent cross-licensing and replace the SC and SOC with any of the big-time patent holders; IBM, HP, Lucent, Microsoft, Motorola, Intel, etc., etc,.. Some of the agreements are not exclusive, but still turn out to be highly restrictive, just in terms of the cost of a license. McAfee is a small fish in a big pond and will get crushed on this one.

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  184. But I was purchasing McAfee products to protest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I was purchasing McAfee products to protest Symantec/Norton...

  185. Final straw? by SlippyToad · · Score: 2

    One of these days, someone is going to make a claim on one of these absurd, vague, obvious, and incredibly arrogant patents that will be the last straw, and the sheeple in congress will be moved to reduce the patent office's power. Here's hoping it's today.

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  186. Who The,,,, by transami · · Score: 1

    Who the f**k is giving out these patents? Are they the dumbest people on the planet or what? This is absolutely unacceptable! uuuuugggghhhhh!

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  187. Protest! by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi guys,

    Perhaps the best way to protest their action would be to purchase as many Norton & Symantec products as possible.

    Regards,

    Ben Hallert
    Symantec

    1. Re:Protest! by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Didn't your company Symantec acquire prior art when they bought the late lamented Quarterdeck Corp, who in their final death throes had purchased a company that produced a program called "Oil Change", which did exactly what McAfee has patented? This was all 'round about the Win3.1->Win95 transition period, 1994-95 or so... when a lot of people on PCs were using Trumpet Winsock or Quarterdeck Internet Suite, and Netcom did not yet suck.

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  188. Easy Work Arround by Rolan · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but there's a large weakness in this patent. It's first step requires use of a web browser. Hence, RedHat and SuSE update programs shouldn't be covered. The patent's first step is to connect to a webpage using a web browser, RedHat and SuSE use other programs to update, not a website. On the other hand, Windows Update is going to have a problem, since it is based on a web browser.

    My guess is that if Microsoft can't find a way arround this patent they'll squash McAfee until the patent isn't a problem anymore.

    If they wan't to do this they really need to learn to make it more broad. Just droping the webpage part and saying connect to the internet would have made it much more valuable for them, let's all just be glad that they didn't.

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  189. Re:Google cache of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry bro, the penisbird gave you away!

  190. its in the cookie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't a cookie qualify? How different is it if I go to a site, log in, and am delivered a cookie which the browser automatically installs (providing maintenance and security)

  191. Specific example of invalidating prior art by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 2
    There is at least one specific example of prior art for this patent. It is the SolarSoft distribution system developed by Sam Freeland out at Lockheed-Martin, to distribute solar physics related software across the internet. It uses a web interface to generate a script that runs on the client's machine, pulling pre-configured software across the internet and then updating it regularly.

    Solarsoft has been in use since before 1995.

  192. Anybody going to do something about these patents? by bobafett2 · · Score: 1

    BountyQuest would like to put the McAfee patents to the same test that has found prior art on some of the web's most controversial patents. (To see what has already run the guantlet of scientists and engineers, see www.bountyquest.com.) If people out there are willing to contribute to the reward, we'll waive our fees. Just send an email to post@bountyquest.com with the re: line: "McAfee Reward". -BountyQuest

  193. Invented by whom??? by markmoss · · Score: 2
    "The McAfee.com inventors of this patent include Chandrasekar Balasubramaniam, CTO & Vice President of Engineering; Babu Katchapalayam, Director of Engineering; Core Products; and Ravi Kannan, Director of Engineering, Infrastructure Services."

    In the usual american corporate structure, no one above the lowest level of engineering management is ever going to get time to invent anything. Directors and VP's certainly can never get out of meetings long enough to do any engineering, if the titles actually indicate a high position in the company rather than being 2nd and 3rd tier in a tiny 3 or 4 tier organization. 8-) So do those two "directors" have nothing to direct but themselves, or is putting their boss's name on the patent possibly fraudulent?

  194. Cute, but misleading by werdna · · Score: 2

    The patent specification is not directed to toast, and indeed expressly distinguished making toast by convention means. It is directed to a process for refreshing stale rolls to become palatable by the use of an intense amount of heat over a short time.

    The prosecution history likewise reflects this limitation.

  195. Shoelace Grommets by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1
    Is that what the little plastic thingies on the end are called?

    No, the grommets are the holes the shoelace is threaded through.

    I remember seeing a snigglet for the plastic tips, but I have never been able to remember it, nor discover it. I'm surprised there isn't an online db of all the snigglets(words that should exist).

  196. How will they survive the net environment? by drnomad · · Score: 1
    In Europe, software patents aren't legal, business model patents probably aren't either. Does this mean that all ASP companies will move to Europe?

    How's this in Asia? I read this week that there are more Asian internet users than there are US internet users. I believe that non-US ASP's tend to be cheaper than US ASP's due to lack of patent royalties if this gets through.

    Isn't McAffee making itself very impopular this way? That usually means they won't survive for very long any more...

  197. Where do you draw the line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you're at it why don't you patent breathing? 0.0001 cents is a nominal fee I'm sure nobody will mind paying.

  198. Yet another reason money is the root of all evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is such a stupid patent. The only reason McAffee doesn't see it that way is money. They don't see the forest for the trees cuz there's a huge gold nugget blocking their view!

    The crime here is that it will hurt the consumer.

  199. And the dolts are ... by IP,+Daily · · Score: 0

    Who are those dolts? Well, start with the patent statute, which was written by Congress. It's implemented by the Patent Office, an administrative agency under the Dept. of Commerce. And the whole mess is interpreted and adjudicated by our Federal court system. So basically, you have lots of high-level people in all three branches of the Federal government working together to annoy you. In any case, they are not doltish enough to allow the patenting of storylines. It ain't allowed. However, scripts and movies are copyrighted.

  200. simple... by devious · · Score: 1

    Actually I see little difficulty..
    Method and system for securing, managing or optimizing a personal 'computer'

    Most ASP's services provide a way to secure,
    manage or optimize an OS or some piece
    of software. Let them prove otherwise in
    court..

    maybe Steve would like to license? :)

  201. Re:"You either work with us, or you work around th by sybert · · Score: 1

    They could not have said it any better. If you implement this the obvious way you will infringe on our patent, therefore our patent is clearly obvious. Do they intend to licence the technology or just permission to do the obvious.

  202. Wrong test of invention . . . by werdna · · Score: 2

    Surprise, surprise yeat another patent on something obvious that tons of people are doing

    It doesn't matter how many tons of people are doing something -- if they weren't doing it more than one year prior to the date of the application, it does not negate patentability. 35 U.S.C. s. 102(b).

    It doesn't matter whether you consider the invention to be obvious. The test is whether there exists prior art that contains each and every element of the claim. If no one piece of prior art contains the element, then prior art references may be combined to "fill in" for the missing pieces, provided that the differences between the subject matter sought to be patented and the prior art are such that the subject matter as a whole would have been obvious at the time the invention was made to a person having ordinary skill in the art.

    In short, "obviousness," as the term is used to determine patentability, doesn't mean what you appear to think it means.

  203. Patenting ActiveX Virus Detection by KidSock · · Score: 2

    The CGI program running on the server computer 100 causes a web page to be downloaded to the user computer 104. Embedded in the web page are ActiveX.TM. controls and scripts that cause a search program to be executed on the user computer 104 to determine if any executable software needs execution, installation, upgrades or updates (step 408). In a preferred embodiment, this results in a search of the user computer's storage medium, for example, in the cache area of the browser 116, to determine if any program needs to be downloaded. Additionally, the program looks to determine if there is a need to execute any software program, such as an anti-virus program (step 410).

    So basically the're patenting using ActiveX to do Virus detection through a web browser. I would think MS might not like them claiming such an ActiveX function as theirs.

  204. This is CyberMedia's Oil Change by kindbud · · Score: 1
    Check out this ZDNet review of three competing products, from March 1998. CyberMedia was acquired by McAfee, and I bet the technology behind Oil Change is what they have patented. So they didn't even develop it, in true "innovator" style, they just bought it, then claimed to have invented it.

    The other two products were Symantec's Norton LiveUpdate, and Quarterdeck's TuneUp. Soon after this review was published, Symantec bought out Quarterdeck.

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  205. Pulling another RAMBUS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they patenting things that already exist and that are already being widely used in the market? And then becoming assholes over it, starting lawsuits, and then losing, falling apart, fading... forgotten... finished...

    (background sounds of insects)

  206. Sorry, lobotomies have been patented by Tablizer · · Score: 0
    If you are partially decapitated in a car accidence, you have to pay royalties.

  207. Aren't viruses prior art? by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    Virus have been doing most of what is in the patent claim for many many years.

    That would be funny of MS had to pay royalties to McFEE (pun) every time a virus used MS Exchange Server to spread itself.

    (I have a funny feeling that somebody already mentioned this.)

  208. Here's the guy who wrote the patent ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell him what you think!! http://www.pennie.com/bio.ihtml?id=334