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  1. Re:Perkin-Elmer front desk security on What Examples of Security Theater Have You Encountered? · · Score: 1

    So ... why didn't people start carrying their lunches in briefcases?

  2. Re:2002 Winter Olympics on What Examples of Security Theater Have You Encountered? · · Score: 2, Funny
    You should have started running. I knew a group of kids who--back in the day--used to mess with the cops by going into a 7-11 to buy a slurpy, and then as they left would take off running.

    Inevitably there'd be a police helicopter in the neighborhood in a few minutes.

  3. Re:Criminal damage on Amusement Park Bans PDAs and Smartphones · · Score: 1
    If you're wearing a tie that costs enough to warrant criminal damage, you're an asshole.

    Seriously.

  4. Re:The Red Cross caused this problem on Johnson & Johnson Loses Major Trademark Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Sorry, come back when you can come up with a car analogy.

  5. Re:Get back to work! on US Firms Read Employee E-mail On a Massive Scale · · Score: 1
    I've never had a job where I sat at my desk and thought, 'Gee, I really need to look at some naked to get me through the day.'

    C'mon. I can just imagine some of these peoples' to do lists:

    • Wake up.
    • Go to work.
    • Check email.
    • Look at naked.
    • Rub one out.
    • Do some work.
    • Eat lunch.
    • Check some more email.
    • Look at more naked.
    • Rub another one out.
    • Do some work.
    • Go home.

    I wonder how semen is produced in the workplace.

    Ick.

  6. Re:But the quality of the posts on The Effects of Censorship — a Tale of Two Websites · · Score: 1

    The Pontiac Fiero was a fun car to drive. Low to the ground, and if you got one with a V6, it had quite a bit of get-up-and-go. There's something exhilarating about taking an offramp at 70 miles per hour...

  7. Re:Gnostech! on Google Assists In Arrest Of Indian Man · · Score: 1

    He's a witch! A witch I tells you!!

  8. Re:Simple Solution on GPL vs. Skype Back In Court · · Score: 1

    Hippy.

  9. Re:Aqua on OpenOffice.org 3.0 Beta Released · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but how long is it going to take before some douche bag starts whining about how it doesn't "feel like a 'real' Mac application?" Probably in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . .

  10. No reason to read anything. on ISO Releases OOXML FAQ · · Score: 1

    The car analogy's already been done for me.

  11. Re:Monster cable has been taking advantage... on Monster Cables Pushes Around the Wrong Small Company · · Score: 1

    What's most ridiculous is that there are people out there who'll pay it... P.T. Barnum was right.

  12. Twin Bang? on Before the Big Bang: A Twin Universe? · · Score: 0

    Awesome, reminds me of a video I once saw.

    Jesus Christ I love porn.

  13. MSYahoo! on Yahoo! Rejects Microsoft's Offer, Says 'Still An Option' · · Score: 2

    I think that the main problem is--and correct me if I'm wrong--that Steve Ballmer is a great big douche bag, and that Yahoo can sense that if Ballmer sticks his nasty, greasy fingers into the Yahoo pie he'll turn it into shit just like they turned Hotmail into shit.

    I've already started moving my homepage rss feeds from my.yahoo.com to google in anticipation of the inevitable Microsoft fucking it up.

    I get my email from sbc^H^H^HAT&T/Yahoo DSL. It's always worked great. POP3, no problem. Don't have my laptop? Web mail works nicely (if a bit much on the ads).

    I can forsee a day that my.yahoo.com will stop working right or looking right unless I'm looking at it with Internet Explorer.

    Do they realize how long it took me to get my wife used to Firefox?!

    Drunken ramble over.
    Just sayin'...

  14. Re:Bring in the LEDs on Questions Arising On Mercury In Compact Fluorescents · · Score: 2, Informative

    LEDs are not much more energy efficient today than CFLs.

    But how much mercury leeches into the ground from a LED thrown into the landfill after it "burns out" (i.e. stops working for whatever reason) or how much mercury gets into the immediate environment when they break? If you can come up with soft white LEDs than aren't too much more expensive than CFLs then I, at least, will buy them.

    Really, you can do all the efficiency comparisons in the world, all I give a crap about is if they're cheaper to put in my lamps and fixtures than incandescents. If they're about the same as florescent, 99% of people are going to shrug and buy that which isn't going to give their children brain damage when they break.
  15. Re:How is fetishes bad? on Should Scientists Date People Who Believe Astrology? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It depends. That time I met the girl who liked to be pooped on ... well, that was a deal breaker for me.

  16. Re:Florence. where ? on Mayor of Florence Sues Wikipedia · · Score: 4, Funny

    You preview the thing five times yet just as you hit the 'Submit' button you notice that you've written 'Crafications' instead of 'Clarifications'


    That's okay, I just figured you were from Beijing, China.
  17. Re:From TFA... on Mac OS X Secretly Cripples Non-Apple Software · · Score: 3, Funny

    Really, who uses "%" instead of typing "percentage"?


    Well I use it about 50% of the time.
  18. Re:For more information on Microsoft Internal Emails Show Dismay With Vista · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting point. I bought a Toshiba loss-leader with 512k. Disk thrashing, sloooooow, etc. When I uninstalled the 60 day trial version of MS Office things were actually, you know, tolerable....

    Then my torrent finished and I installed kubuntu...

  19. Re:For more information on Microsoft Internal Emails Show Dismay With Vista · · Score: 1

    Of course not. C'mon, if you walk in to Best Buy, and run the sales person gauntlet, you don't know by now that Vista is useless with less that 1gig ram, and you STILL buy the Toshiba loss leader they have nailed to the floor, you're pretty much getting what you deserve.

    You can do what I did: buy a 1G ram chip, wipe the disk drive and put Ubuntu onto it, and find yourself an XP install to run in a VM if you need it.

    Problem solved.

    No sympathy.

  20. Re:Neither do I, but on Spreading "1 in 5" Number Does More Harm Than Good · · Score: 1

    I hear you, brother. Imagine my surprise and dismay when the government told me I couldn't rent my back yard as a dump for PCBs!

    Fricken Big Brother sticking his nose into my business again.

  21. Re:This is all ridiculous and breeds future behavi on Internet Pranks in Schools · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hell, teachers today have little authority on anything that happens on school grounds. My wife teaches elementary music, and even at that age it's a little less than Lord of the Flies because the teachers can do little about behavior and the kids know it.

    What is there to do when the kids keep upping the ante and there's no recourse on the school ground? Hit 'em were it hurts. Maybe if parents have to pay for a lawyer for mommy's little bastard's behavior, some parents will start, you know, parenting...

  22. Re:Ot : The title on WV Assessor Sues to Keep Tax Maps Off the Internet · · Score: 1

    Or he needs to use a different font.

  23. Re:banal on Hostile ta Vista, Baby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Huh. All these years I thought it was pronounced DOOSH-bag.

  24. Re:Hotmail? on Hotmail Doesn't Work With Linux Firefox 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Oh, don't be a baby, it isn't that difficult. You either A) change the address in the forums, services, etc. the first time you go there after the switch, or B) re-sign up with the new address.

    Note my login, and guess which one *I* chose.

    No more difficult than getting a new phone number.

  25. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo on Fifth Cable Cut To Middle East · · Score: 1

    I love /.

    Douchebags as far as teh eye can see.