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Fifth Cable Cut To Middle East

You may have noticed a number of stories recently about undersea cables getting cut around the world. Apparently the total is now up to 5, but the scariest part of this is that Iran is now offline. You can also read Schneier's comments on this coincidence. Update: 02/06 17:42 GMT by Z : As a commenter notes, though the country of Iran is obviously experiencing some networking difficulties, it is not offline.

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  1. Goldfinger meets Pogo by JesseL · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."
    -Auric Goldfinger

    But who is the enemy?

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    1. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by SailorSpork · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why can I picture George Dubbya Bush in a scuba suit, holding a giant pair of sheers and screaming "I'll cut off the terrorist's interweb tubes!"

    2. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by thyrf · · Score: 1

      I think it's about time someone told the captains of these ships to bring up their anchors. Either that or they tell us what's really going on.

    3. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.

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    4. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by internetcommie · · Score: 1

      No, it is when they pull up the anchors they cut the cables.
      They should all cut their anchor chains and get out of there, or else we'll all be having internet withdrawals within a couple of weeks!

    5. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by gnick · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not necessarily related, but IMHO interesting:
      The US Navy has had to deal with fishing boats intentionally dragging their lines across cables many times. Around their Japanese bases, the US had a couple of data lines strewn along the ocean floor. If the lines were cut, the Navy would have to fix them. To do that, they had to keep fishing boats out of the area when they were working, so they would compensate the fishermen.

      Obvious Japanese fisherman's solution:
      1) Drag anchor across US data line.
      2) Skip work and receive generous compensation.
      3) $ Profit $

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    6. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Our government doesn't want that for us so why would they want it for others?

    7. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by necro81 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd like to believe the US isn't behind it for any number of reasons. One of those many reasons that occurs to me is the precedent it sets: if we declare that cutting cables is a valid way of pursuing foreign policy, what implications does that have for the US, who has more cables than anyone, relies on their cables more than anyone, and has the most $$$ invested in those cables? Put simply, if cables become fair game, the US has more to lose than anyone else. The powers-that-be couldn't be that stupid, could they? Sure, they're stupid enough to start a senseless war that's quagmired our foreign policy and military, but to do something stupid enough to threaten our livelihood (and pr0n)? (this is a half-sarcastic, half-pleading comment. I know that they really could be that stupid.)

      Keep in mind, too, that these cables aren't, for the most part, state owned assets like radar stations or bridges - they are the private assets of companies and conglomerates, who have invested many billions in their installation. Those conglomerates are able to pursue the US for damages much more effectively than, say, Iran.

    8. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Our government doesn't want that for us so why would they want it for others? Yep, you get to go around shouting to everyone about how you're "censored".

      You are an idiot.
    9. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close... but I think to say "we want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens to out propaganga" would be more accurate.

    10. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by manotick · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Connecting The Many Undersea Cut Cable Dots - 9 Or More? http://www.rense.com/general80/cable.htm This is quite an interesting comment. It claims there may be as many a nine cables down now.

    11. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Bruiser80 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because an informed populace promotes change, especially when grave injustices are being done and the local government is shielding its populace from it. Elected US officials don't want an informed populace because they would be putting their own political lives on the line. That and infrastructure is expensive.

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    12. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 'cause the internet is one big U.S. Gov't shill.

    13. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by jamstar7 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      But we'd also wanna cut off Iran's leaders, especially its military, from cheap, easy, and fast sources of information. If we were planning on attacking them, it's best to keep them confused as long as possible.

      Interesting how this is happening during the primary election cycle in the US, now, isn't it? And no, Iran isn't totally cut off. But if more cables get cut, what would that tell the astute observer?

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    14. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NESSIE? The infamous Lock Ness....unleashed is anger overseas....

    15. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by William-Ely · · Score: 5, Funny

      The plot is much more sinister than we think. Step 1: Cut cables Step 2: Post story on Slashdot Step 3: Have everyone ping Iranian servers to death to prove story wrong Step 4: ??? Step 5: PROFIT!

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    16. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Robert+The+Coward · · Score: 0

      I am guessing there network inside the county is in tack. Meaning there Military can still use there local network to pass data back and forth as for cheap intel that is what CNN and sat are for.

    17. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Per+Wigren · · Score: 4, Funny

      I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens. Impossible. That would enable them to share music and movies. Hollywood would go bankrupt.
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    18. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The powers-that-be couldn't be that stupid, could they?

      The Republican administration believes torture is OK, as long as they're the only ones who get to sodomize prisoners. I fail to see how "we can molest cables if we want to, but nobody had better touch our cable unless we tap our feet three times under the stall door" fails to fit into their hypocritical worldview.

    19. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRAN may be the guilty party. Think of it as the next step beyond what the Chinese have done, to keep their people from knowing anything the government doesn't want them to know.

    20. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to believe the US isn't behind it for any number of reasons. One of those many reasons that occurs to me is the precedent it sets: if we declare that cutting cables is a valid way of pursuing foreign policy, what implications does that have for the US

      Not that I think we're doing this, and I do believe you have a valid point. But... that's the same reason we used to have a hard-line stance against torture. I don't think we've been doing particularly well lately at considering the consequences of our actions. It seems like the powers that be are so utterly convinced that they are right that they cannot grasp the possibility that something bad may come of their actions.

    21. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by kripkenstein · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'd like to believe the US isn't behind it for any number of reasons.
      I'd like to believe that too, and I think your reasons are valid.

      My guess is Islamic isolationists. That is, those people that, ever since Qutb, believe that that West is a corrupting influence on Islam. Internet access is a prime way for such influence to occur, so they would seem to have a very strong motivation to do this sort of thing.

      Just a random theory, but none of the other ones make much sense to me.
    22. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Informative

      The word you were searching for is "intact". It's one word, not two.

      And I'm sure that it is. They are also not offline, as my buddy with a plain home connection is still chatting with me, so they obviously aren't feeling too hurt by it.

    23. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our government doesn't want that for us so why would they want it for others?

      Our government also wants democracy and freedom for others, but doesn't seem to value that too much here at home either.

      So, you know, at least it's somewhat consistent.

    24. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Where can I apply to become a Japanese fisherman?

    25. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Obvious Japanese fisherman's solution:
      1) Drag anchor across US data line.
      2) Skip work and receive generous compensation.
      3) $ Profit $ 1) Tell Japanese that American subs will have to be in the area because of the cut
      2) Remind them that American subs have a nasty habit of surfacing under Japanese fishing boats and sinking them
      3) $save money$
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    26. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by moosesocks · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.


      A responsible citizen, yes, would want the Iranian people to take matters into their own hands, and make sure that their government leaders are accountable and responsible.

      On the other hand, if you're an American politician trying to sell a war, Fear Uncertainty, and Doubt play very well to your cause on both sides of the table.

      As it stands, I don't believe that the Iranian people are all too upset at their government. Although their approach to civil rights is a bit backwards from the Western perspective, it's been that way for several generations (and is largely the fault of previous American and European intervention in the region). Likewise, the Iranian government doesn't strike me as being all that secretive.

      I hate to defend the current Iranian regime, but I don't believe for a moment that it's remotely as bad as Bush makes it out to be.
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    27. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by supermegadope · · Score: 0

      This was my first thought also.....although Bush in a wet-suit and giant scissors came in a close second.

    28. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are trying to find the pirate bay servers I am thinking.

    29. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by randyest · · Score: 5, Funny

      Intact.

      Unless you meant that the network is inside a small nail.

      (Also their but I've just about given up on that one.)

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    30. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Boronx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't understand the mindset of the current American government. They believe in a unipolar world where you have to sit back and take it if they deem you should have no Internet, but they will nuke you if you so much as stub your toe against one of their cables.

    31. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by risk+one · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who cares about them, doesn't anybody realize that we're cut of from the Iranian network? What will I do without Ahmadinejad's delightful blog?

    32. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I heard it was (Comcast/AT&T/TimeWarner/RIAA/MPAA/etc.) trying to figure out a new way to control traffic on the Internet. They are just experimenting in the middle east. Next up, the US.

      Layne

    33. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by zwei2stein · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, cutting US undersea cables is splendid idea.

      You can hurt their economy BIG way, and you dont have to come even close to them, all you need is sub or ship and knowledge of cable locations. Neither is very hard to come by.

      Investment of few mil$ dollars, results priceless.

      Chaptha: Piloting (hehehe)

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    34. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to be part of a new strategy to encourage localised Internet ventures, apparently Amazon are making too much cash.

    35. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by ddrichardson · · Score: 1

      In scuba gear? Wouldn't that sound more like "flub, flubble FLUBB flublly bubble".

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    36. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by CmdrGravy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think Iran is actually a democratic country so the people there have just as much opportunity to vote their leaders out of power when they don't agree with their actions as the US does.

      It's all too obvious that anything the Bush regime says about Iran is entirely motivated by their apparent desire to invade it and is likely to be just as baseless as the things they said about Iraq when they wanted to invade that.

    37. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but if it was the Islamic isolationists, they would also get the side benefit of having people think that it WAS the US who did it. Talk about a win-win. They get to make themselves into a virtual martyr.

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    38. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      As it stands, I don't believe that the Iranian people are all too upset at their government. Look, people are people, whether they are anti-American or not.

      The US has implemented (& is/was pushing for more) economic sanctions on Iran. Yes Iran makes a lot of money selling oil, but a lot of Iranians are unhappy with their current leadership because the economy isn't all that great. There are Iranians who wish that Ahmenidijad would STFU and stop pissing off the USA and instead do something about the Domestic problems at home.

      Not to mention that the USA has been sending people into Iran to agitate & foment discontent.
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    39. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by jc42 · · Score: 5, Informative

      ... Step 3: Have everyone ping Iranian servers to death to prove story wrong ...

      Heh. I read that while having a few traceroutes running in other windows, testing times to a few sites in Iran. All of them do pretty well from here (Boston) as far as the sites in New York, Amsterdam, and Turkey, with ping times mostly under 200 ms. Then the packets go to numbered machines without DNS addresses, and the ping times jump to over 500 ms. I'd thought that this was probably a sign of satellite hops, but now I wonder. Maybe it's just that we've slashdotted all the routers. Ya think?

      The government site at www.iran.ir doesn't repond to pings, but it does respond on port 80 in the usual manner. It is sorta slow, but firefox doesn't time it out.

      I don't read Farsi, so I can't tell much about what it says. There are some familiar faces at the upper left, though. ;-)

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    40. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (Posted in code so they can't understand it:)

      You are positing a hertofore unshown level of intelegence and understanding of the complexities of the mindset of countries other than the USA in the USA's current leadership. I respectfully suggest that they are more likely to try the direct approach, despite the accilary effects strengthening their enemies position. This seems to meet with the past record of those leaders actions.

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    41. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure they meant that Iran's internal net infrastructure is turning into the wind.

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    42. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by rjschwarz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you were trying to foment an internal revolution you might want to cut off outside info knowing the Mullahs would be blamed and their explanations would appear to be excuses for their own foul deeds. In the past Iranian students have rebelled for less.

    43. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by AmaDaden · · Score: 1

      Bah, it's just more viral marketing for Cloverfield. Just wait in another few days they will have a giant monster attack NYC and after a bit of noticeable damage is done JJ Abrams will pop out of the monster and we will all have a good laugh.

    44. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by meh037 · · Score: 2, Informative

      psst.. http://visualroute.visualware.com/ and paste this IP 194.225.228.25 Where does it go? No one knows!

    45. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by spidercoz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Never give up! The illiterati must be destroyed, or at least beaten with a dictionary.

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    46. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by s4ck · · Score: 1
      awesome!!

      mod this puppy up.

    47. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Grave · · Score: 1

      While I agree with what you say, I have to point out that if this was a CIA op, it must never EVER come to light. The repercussions for all sorts of military and economic affairs are frightening. Not only would it open the door to other nations attempting internet sabotage against the US or other nations, but it would result in economic retaliation (in the least) by those parties that were damaged here. The companies that own those cables would have very substantial legal grounds to take to the UN (by way of their home countries) for economic reimbursement by the US. Not that the US would ever repay, but the damage to our standing in the world might just be irreparable at that point, as it already sucks.

      I would like to believe someone in the chain of things would have the balls and intelligence to stand up and point out that unless we had absolute, incontrovertible evidence that this was the only way to stop Iran from gaining nuclear weapons in the next couple months, the downsides of such an action if it were ever exposed would be too severe to risk.

    48. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Ulven · · Score: 1

      It also says that: (paraphrasing)

      "Some news sources say the SeaMeWe-4 cable was cut off the coast of France, while other sources say the same cable was cut of the coast of Egypt. Therefore there were two cables cut, not one."

      I didn't bother reading the rest of it in any detail, assuming it's full of more of the same.

    49. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      "You can hurt their economy BIG way, and you dont have to come even close to them, all you need is sub or ship and knowledge of cable locations. Neither is very hard to come by.

      Investment of few mil$ dollars, results priceless."


      If it is so easy, why hasn't it been done before?

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    50. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by aplusjimages · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I couldn't help noticing you posted as AC. What's the big deal?

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    51. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Divebus · · Score: 1

      It's the CIA's cable chomping sharks! With friggin' lasers on their heads!

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    52. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by imipak · · Score: 1
      You're quoting Steve Bellovin quoting Goldfinger, of course. (That's Steve "I invented the firewall, bitch, heard of it?" Bellovin BTW.) See his blog entry here.

      I'm also somewhat skeptical that Iran has "dropped off the net" -- see http://www.renesys.com/blog/2008/02/attention_iran_is_not_disconne_1.shtml which actually cites a Slashdot post as evidence of how the lie goes round the world before the truth gets it's boots on... just because ITR shows no response from a single router in .ir, that doesn't mean there's no connectivity.

      And for the conspiracy theorists, why would cutting cables (with massive collateral damage to all those US and EU businesses that are using Indian call centres and outsourced dev firms) be a precursor to a military attack? Not only would it give the Iranians a completely obvious early warning of incoming trouble, it gives no military advantage at all that I can think of. Presumably the Iranian military do not communicate through IM or blogs...

    53. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Deadplant · · Score: 1

      hah! he said george bush, not 'us' or 'some westerner with half a brain'

    54. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
      It is possible that we (the Americans) have already worked this out in a simulator, and now want to test it out in reality. For future war making, of course. What else could be the reason (if it where the Americans).

      On the other hand, it also makes sense from a fundimentalist Islamic standpoint to isolate The Islamic State from the Western influence. But only *certain* fundy Islamic perspectives like the Taliban. Osama and his boys are very much tied into Spreading The Word through technology.

      So, are the cave dwelling Taliban capable of this? No. That leaves the Americans.

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    55. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by homey+of+my+owney · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is the immediately prior reference being ignored - that at least two of the four cables were not cut, but taken offline due to power issues? No biggy, just curious.

    56. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by BohKnower · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "A communications disruption could mean only one thing: invasion."

    57. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Bassman59 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.

      The average US citizen wants Iranian citizens to have 100% free and uncensored internet access.

      Dubya and his neocon enablers want another war.

    58. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.

      After the bombing.

    59. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...unless we were planning an invasion.

    60. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Doonga2007 · · Score: 0

      Why can I picture Ahmadinejad in a scuba suit, holding a giant pair of shears and screaming "I'll keep my people from accessing the interweb tubes so they don't get any crazy ideas of overthrowing me!"

    61. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      That cinches it. There's nothing Islamists love more than bitching about the nobility of their self-imposed martyrdom.

    62. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by dwiget001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the U.S. doesn't have plainclothes members of the Ansar Hezbollah attack members of a union and badly beat them up, including cutting the tongue of one of them. So much for democracy in Iran, huh?

    63. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by chaney · · Score: 0

      Anyone here give thought to the possibility that we're (The USA or NATO) installing hardware to spy on these countries? If I were to do something like that, that's how I'd do it... except I'd add more time in between the cuts... sounds to me like a government agency just got approval for a pet project.

    64. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I think you've got a few things totally backwards here, I'll try and explain the Iranian situation in a (full-post-sized) nutshell.

      A responsible citizen, yes, would want the Iranian people to take matters into their own hands, and make sure that their government leaders are accountable and responsible.

      On the other hand, if you're an American politician trying to sell a war, Fear Uncertainty, and Doubt play very well to your cause on both sides of the table.
      First off America is pretty war weary (to put it lightly), I really doubt trying to push another war though is a great political move.
      Secondly; Bush doesn't have to please to general public, he's on his last legs whether whether or not he kindles some favor.

      As it stands, I don't believe that the Iranian people are all too upset at their government.
      It's a lot more complicated than that. Mahmoud came in promising wealth for the poor, and has delivered in many cases, but failed elsewhere. At the moment the Iranian economy isn't going well (e.g. inflation at 25%, according to non-government sources), and there has even been gas rationing (in a country with massive gas reserves!) which really didn't go down too well.
      Then you have the Islamic reforms, with headscarfs being more strictly enforced and a suppression of the clothing young Iranians want to wear. This is popular with some but not others. There's also suppression of government criticism in the media, and media also needs to be very tame (think FCC-on-steriods). (Young) Iranians aren't ignorant (as I understand Iranian education stands out from other Middle-Eastern countries by a long way); they are often pro-West and pro-reform, and they don't like the media oppression or Mahmoud jailing the students which lead protests.

      The nuclear program is an interesting one. It seems that, like Chavez, Mahmoud likes to be seen as a crusader for the little guy, even if it doesn't parallel what goes on in Iran. What's ironic is that you say Bush is stirring this up to gain some political favor, when in fact the opposite is true; Mahmoud milks the Iran vs the evil empire angle for all it's worth.
      When they reach a new threshold with uranium enrichment, or manage to launch a satellite, cue the government media's patriotic music and euphoria. (I feel I need to point out that this is actual government media, not to be confused with the tin-foil Fox-is-controlled-by-the-government "government media")

      Iran getting powerful weapons, launching satellites, and capturing British soldiers in defiance of the West is great for Mahmoud, and ever since a US report came out last year saying that they aren't pursuing nuclear weapons to the extent previously thought Mahmoud has become less and less popular.
      I've read that in Iran they joke that Mahmoud wouldn't bother with his nuclear program if the US wasn't opposed to it.

      Not only have his lesser government members begun to criticize his policy, but he recently got snubbed by the Supreme Leader of Iran himself, something which is a big political blow for him. (It's like a member of the Vatican getting chided by the Pope for something he said; it's not supposed to happen)

      Likewise, the Iranian government doesn't strike me as being all that secretive.
      Read up about Natanz and Iran's dealings with the IAEA. Even Russia, who has supported and assisted with Iran's civilian nuclear program, is now saying they are concerned about Iran's recent satellite launch.

      One thing for sure is that Iran is not Iraq 2. There aren't many parallels between them, and the biggest and most important difference in my opinion is this: In Iran Mahmoud is subject to checks and balances, he isn't a dictator and he has to watch where he treads. Economic sanctions and internal political pressure will definitely be enough, I would be astonished if it came to war.
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    65. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Xtravar · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't believe that the Iranian people are all too upset at their government. Actually, they are. It's just that our actions keep bringing them together, whereas if we left them alone they'd change drastically.

      I went to an Iran speech by Gary Sick http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Sick (former Carter adviser & author of October Surprise http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_surprise_conspiracy) where he argued that Iranian politics is somewhat similar to American politics.

      For example, we aren't too happy with George W Bush, our current leader, yet when a tragedy happens or we are threatened, we seem to rally behind the current leader.

      The only ones who benefit from international saber-rattling are the "establishment" who would otherwise be kicked out of power. There is actually a lot of discontent with the current leadership of Iran, but by threatening Iran we only strengthen them.
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    66. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by octopus72 · · Score: 1

      One big reason why US probably isn't behind this is: they aren't that stupid (even with Bush) to make this not look as a couple of unrelated accidents. As now, after 5 incidents, it's already quite unprobable that it is.

    67. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by *weasel · · Score: 1

      it has been done before.

      Last march, pirates stole some undersea cable around SE Asia to sell as scrap.
      If those guys could just swing by and _take_ 11km (100 tons) of cable, merely _damaging_ the cable would definitely fall under 'easy'.

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    68. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can I picture George Dubbya Bush in a scuba suit, holding a giant pair of sheers and screaming "I'll cut off the terrorist's interweb tubes!"
      Because you're a liberal loonie who can't spell?
    69. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by somersault · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Our government claims it wants democracy and freedom for others, but doesn't seem to value that too much here at home either."

      There, fixed that for you..

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    70. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by hachete · · Score: 1

      Still, the US has practiced torture in the recent past, before the US started outsourcing it's torture to client states via "extraordinary rendition" or kidnapping as it used to called. So much for democracy in the USA, huh?

      Iran isn't perfect by no means however they do not deserve to be bombed back into the stone-age. The pipeline cutting is a pre-cursor to war, and I think it's fucking madness. If the USA is involved, then I think it will be bye-bye USA and it's democracy. Personally, I think it's the Israelis stirring the shit.

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    71. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anarke_Incarnate · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe Kim Jung Il has a Myspace.......... Ooooh, he's in my extended network.

    72. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Well, no. Stealing cable from Vietnam != tapping into/cutting the US undersea cable.

      Once again, if it is so "easy" why hasn't it been done already?

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    73. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Magycian · · Score: 1

      Let's get a bit of perspective here.

      The internet Health Report shows that connectivity to Iran is down. It's Really only showing connectivity to a single Router is down.
      http://www.internettrafficreport.com/asia.htm
      As of this time it's also showing Indonesia is down.

      This site has a great writeup from the past several days regarding the cable break
      http://www.renesys.com/blog/

      Tin Foils hats are appropriate at times. I'm not sure this is one of those times.
      Of course.. I thought the first plane was an accident..............

    74. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Impossible. That would enable them to share music and movies. Hollywood would go bankrupt.

      I know your just being a wiseass, but if the Iranians are sharing our music and movies then we've probably already "won". Our culture is one of our most important exports and at the end of the day it's going to be a hellva lot more effective at bringing change into that country then bullets will.

      The sooner that Americans and Iranians realize that the other one is populated by people not that much different from them, the better off we will all be. Seeing our culture is a huge first step towards realizing this goal.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    75. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by mahdi13 · · Score: 2

      Because "cut" sounds so much more menacing and hostile then "taken off line"...also gives the conspiracy theorists more to go on

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      "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
    76. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by icsx · · Score: 1

      Take a wild guess... It's G-man with W in his suit and big Bush on the balls.

    77. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by imipak · · Score: 1

      Luckily however, the offical Iranian Government website is still reachable (from here in the UK anyway.) How sad, so sorry, nothing to see here, move along please...

    78. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by uniqueUser · · Score: 2, Funny

      My first thought was that maybe Iran did it to themselves (to stop public information) but there is better ways of doing that (ie China). I think there is a 70% chance that this was on purpose. If it was on purpose, I think that there is a 90% chance that Iran did not do it. If Iran did not do it, then I say 60% chance Israel did. If Israel did do it, there is a 90% chance that the US helped. Can someone do the math?

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    79. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Still, the US has practiced torture in the recent past, before the US started outsourcing it's torture to client states via "extraordinary rendition" or kidnapping as it used to called. So much for democracy in the USA, huh?

      I won't defend torture, but there is a bit of a difference between going after outsiders and using your thugs to intimidate the local electorate. Get back to me when we start using extraordinary rendition against domestic political opponents.

      My country has done some really stupid shit the last seven years, but we'd have to fall a lot further before I'd start comparing us to Iran. If you lived in Iran you might not even be able to point out the bad stuff that your Government has done. We can still do that here.

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    80. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft. Are you kidding? Dubbya can't swim.

      I can nearly guarantee that Llyod Bridges is the culprit.

    81. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by networkconsultant · · Score: 0

      These people think he's wrong:
      Iran is not Disconnected

      That being said, there have been a number of Earthquakes undersea lately.

      Here's an Accurate Description of what's going on. Linkey
      I love how all the conspiracy theroists are here on /. Paranoia is good for systems administration, and bad for foreign policy. It's a nice idea and maybe the GCC is getting a clear cut message, however the internet is a U.S. invention, sadly pandora's box cannot be closed.

    82. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by iocat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Although their approach to civil rights is a bit backwards from the Western perspective

      All the executed homosexuals and women beaten for not maintaining the appropriate veil angle on the street say "hi."

      Oh, so do the journalists killed in detention by the regime.

      So do the children being kids being executed by the regime.

      So does Amnesty International , while we're at it...

      Oh, and so do the local Christians, Zoroastrians, Bahai, and Jews, who are routinely persecuted by the regime (you can do the search yourself, I'm getting nauseated looking at these links).

      Look, I understand people don't like GWB, but to insinuate that the US is somehow responsible for human rights violations in Iran, or has a somehow comprable record on human rights is insane.

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    83. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What are you, some kind of PHB?

      Everyone knows that proper spelling and grammar are essential to effective communications.

    84. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Internet: Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?

      Goldfinger: No Mr.Web. I expect you to die.

    85. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by ma1wrbu5tr · · Score: 1

      ROFLMFAO! I knew he was somehow responsible, but your mental image was fantastic!

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    86. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Put simply, if cables become fair game, the US has more to lose than anyone else.

      True, but we have the most powerful and numerous navy in the world. While it's not omnipotent, it is terribly useful in this arena.

      We can protect missions to cut enemy cables or repair our own, and we can deny an enemy access to repair their own cables.

      Obviously there's a whole lot of discussion on tactics, policy, and strategy that can be had.

      Ultimately, however, raw power matters, and the US has it in spades.

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    87. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by winomonkey · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even have to be an act of stupidity. We all know that certain Powers That Be here in America would love any excuse to attack a whole pile of nations around the world - Iran, North Korea, to name a few (although NK has been off of the radar for a while, at least in the very-reliable mainstream media). Now, if we set the precedent that it is okay to cut their cables, and they turn to cut ours, how likely is it that the American government will shrug and declare that all is fair in love and war?

      They won't.

      They will say that (as you so rightly pointed out) they have attacked our interests, and are disrupting our economy (ooh! we could blame the failing economy on THEM), and need to be stopped before they continue to do Massive Amounts of Harm. I could very easily imagine an internet-age Gulf of Tonkin, where we fabricate a scenario, such as techno-terror on a grand scale, to justify a war.

      Not that Gulf of Tonkin was declassified as a lie.
      Not that Iraq turned up a total of 0 WMDs.
      Not that our government is great at justifying acts of stupidity / war.

    88. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Your IP address has been noted. Expect a visit from us very soon.

      Sincerely,
      Head Goon
      MIB Dept

    89. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by SailorSpork · · Score: 1

      Forget that, I just wanna download the latest episode of "I Dream of Djini."

    90. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by nxtw · · Score: 1

      But we'd also wanna cut off Iran's leaders, especially its military, from cheap, easy, and fast sources of information


      Then they could switch to a source of information that is a little bit more expensive, a little bit more difficult, and a little slower... such as satellite Internet.
    91. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I love /. Anytime I need to be reminded that I am surrounded by obsessive, moderately autistic, anal-retentive nerds I only have to misspell a word or make even the most basic grammatical mistake. It's like baiting a field for virgin hunting.

      I love /. Anytime I need to be reminded that I am surrounded by a self-styled "intellectual elite" that is functionally illiterate, I only have to read a few posts. And I don't even have to bait, since most of them do it naturally.

      Why do people insist on believing that being semi-literate is a sign of their inherent superiority?

      Oh, and "there", "their", and "they're" are three different words, with significantly different meanings. Learn to tell them apart, and people won't have to believe that the American Public School System (as if there were such a thing) has failed in its (purported) design purpose.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    92. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

      First off America is pretty war weary (to put it lightly), I really doubt trying to push another war though is a great political move. Apparently you haven't been paying attention to the polls, the news, or the people around you (assuming you live in the US). McCain is the "kill 'em all" war candidate and has all but tied up the Republican nomination. Hillary is a neocon with essentially the same positions, although the Democrat's candidate doesn't matter now that McCain has gotten rid of the cross-dresser and the Mormon - America will not vote for a black man or a woman over an old white guy.

      Secondly; Bush doesn't have to please to general public, he's on his last legs whether whether or not he kindles some favor Do you really think what has happened the past eight years was the Bush Plan, developed and executed by George himself? Do you really think it will be changed significantly by the new administration? Bush is the current caretaker of the White House. His actions, particularly on something of this magnitude, are not his to choose. Regardless, it isn't about pleasing the the public - a certain amount of lying and posturing is necessary so that the media can have a starting point to convince the population they wanted the war.
    93. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Cairnarvon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because if it's not perfectly totalitarian, it must not be censorship, right?

    94. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The sooner that Americans and Iranians realize that the other one is populated by people not that much different from them, the better off we will all be. Seeing our culture is a huge first step towards realizing this goal.

      Which part of our culture would indicate to them that we're not that much different? I've studied the matter, and can't see any major similarity in our cultures, other than that both of them involve humans.

      Contrary to popular opinion, the world doesn't look at American culture as the most desirable state for humans to live in. Though no doubt teenage rebels in all countries would be delighted to get ideas for offending their parents from American culture.

      Note that I'm not trying to suggest that our culture is NOT an important export. It is. It's actually a much more deadly weapon that anything in our military arsenal for "winning the hearts and minds" of the rest of the world. But - count on it - the rest of the world isn't going to adopt American culture without a lot of pain and suffering. And the pain and suffering won't just be in other countries.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    95. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by PReDiToR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because learning perl, C++, Java and .NET is easy compared to spelling words properly. Hell, that built in spell-checker is so counter-intuitive that people think the red line that appears under words means they have emphasis added.

      Who cares if you look like a fool on Slashdot, you're probably far too busy to care, what with reading your bugtracker and fixing all those spelling and grammatical errors in your oooh shiney! new GUI? You know, the one that won't compile because you typo'd a function name or declared a variable that you misspelled later on.

      You just go ahead and bait people. Better still ... Do it in txt spk, that really gets them. Illiteracy is so much fun, we should encourage a generation of undereducated kids to have trouble communicating their ideas to older folks with brains. That way the government won't even have to censor the internet, people just won't go looking for fresh new ideas from the younger mindset!

      English isn't the easiest language to learn, but pointing out common errors is one way to teach people.

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    96. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Hinder90 · · Score: 1

      Severing the Iranian populace's intertubes would seem to controvert a US intent to destabilize their government and allow dissent to foment, so to posit that the US would benefit from such action makes no sense.

    97. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      President Ahmadinejad's last blog entry:

      Ahh, that's better. Just like the Holocaust is a myth, so too will the Internet become a myth! ... and this blog entry too....Muahahahaha!

    98. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot is allegedly a nerdy site.

      The obsessive perfectionist trait is probably good for programmers, engineers, scientists and other nerdy areas.

      But there are plenty of sloppy people around producing sloppy work.

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    99. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 0, Troll

      I agree with AC we would want more information to flow into Iran not less, and yes you are an idiot. I'll give you odds it's the Iranian's own government.

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    100. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by karlitoX · · Score: 1

      Regarding intentional cable cuts, I have not seen the most important question: Where is the data now flowing? Did the cable cuts cause data to be rerouted down one or two cables? If so, which cables? Just knowing if that data is now flowing east or west from the affected countries would be very telling.

    101. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by billybob_jcv · · Score: 1

      Why is a large conspiracy so much easier to believe than simple incompetence?

    102. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Slovenian6474 · · Score: 1

      "ok, ok, SIX cable cuts will put Iran offline. Come on! How many cables can there be anyway?"

    103. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by asylumx · · Score: 1

      Well, your math says there's about a 22.7% chance that the US "helped." I'm not really sure what you're getting at, and I'm not really sure why the US would cut undersea cables to a non-island nation, since they can just route traffic over land. Sure losing 5 cables like that is a bad thing, but you have to be a fool to believe that those billions of people accross Europe, the Middle East, Africa and Asia don't have any kind of redundancy set up.

    104. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by metamatic · · Score: 5, Informative

      Get back to me when we start using extraordinary rendition against domestic political opponents.

      José Padilla. Glad to be of service.

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    105. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by metamatic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So do the children being kids being executed [stopchildexecutions.com] by the regime.

      You know who else executes children? The USA.

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    106. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Infrastructure isn't always expensive, unless of course it's tubes that trucks drive through

    107. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by BronsCon · · Score: 0, Troll

      wut r yew tulkin gabaut?

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    108. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by bberens · · Score: 1

      Get back to me when we start using extraordinary rendition against domestic political opponents. Back. Boy, that didn't take long. What you have to realize is that Republican vs. Democrat in this country aren't really that different these days.
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    109. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Artfldgr · · Score: 1

      Russia has just reveresed themselves on IRAN. the new missile launch is now seen as a part of a nuiclear weapons program. reports of isrealies being warned to build shelters.. best guess, someones going into iran... second best guess... the capacity has to move to russias new satellite that comes online this week, and to their other underutilized satellites that cover the region.

    110. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      If you lived in Iran you might not even be able to point out the bad stuff that your Government has done. We can still do that here. This week.
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      APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
    111. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by *weasel · · Score: 1

      Because malicious breakages haven't happened -here-, you assume it must necessarily be more difficult?
      What sense does that make? We're not covering our cables in sea mines or concrete vaults. Our ocean isn't acidic or patrolled 24x7.

      The simpler explanation is just that no-one has perceived a worthwhile ROI for sabotage or theft of US-cables.
      Yet.

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    112. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As it stands, I don't believe that the Iranian people are all too upset at their government. Although their approach to civil rights is a bit backwards from the Western perspective, it's been that way for several generations (and is largely the fault of previous American and European intervention in the region). Likewise, the Iranian government doesn't strike me as being all that secretive.

      you can't really be this misinformed can you? did I just miss your sarcasm tags? oh, never mind it missed your "GWB Evil" is as bad as Bush makes it out to be tag

    113. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      Get back to me when we start using extraordinary rendition against domestic political opponents.

      How quickly you forget. And he wasn't even a political opponent, just someone who fit the bill.

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    114. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Nim82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If we were planning on attacking them, it's best to keep them confused as long as possible."

      I doubt a lack of internet access will confuse the average Iranian, nor their military infrastructue. If news (of significance) relating to a brewing conflict is to be spilled, chances are it will be on CNN and beamed to the world. Failing that, I'm pretty sure comrade KGB would let the Iranians know what's happening. Iran will know just as well without the net what's going on - Digg, Slashdot and Youtube are not their primary information sources ;)

      Given the very low level of net access there, I can't see it having any impact on the day to day lives of the average Iranian either.

    115. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The only ones who benefit from international saber-rattling are the "establishment" who would otherwise be kicked out of power. There is actually a lot of discontent with the current leadership of Iran, but by threatening Iran we only strengthen them.

      You're dead on with this, man.

      It's a sad effect of binary "us or them" thinking that allows us to believe that the Iranian people hating their government means that they must love us. Unfortunately the truth is they hate the U.S. government more, so when their government can be seen to oppose ours, it actually improves the government's standing with the people.

      One big issue where this applies is the whole nuclear program thing. The Iranian people are solidly behind developing domestic nuclear power, and see us as interfering with their sovereignty. They may be displeased with their government for being antagonistic and for getting them sanctioned, but they also don't want to see the government completely capitulate.

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    116. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by kylben · · Score: 1

      I am guessing there network inside the county is [intact]. Meaning there Military can still use there local network Sure, but how can you do any real military planning without Google Earth?
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    117. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Satellite internet has its own problems besides low latency due to having to deal with distance issues to geosync orbit. It's easy to disrupt, for one thing. All you have to do is have the satellite owner shut the transponder down for a bit, and the sat link is gone, for instance.

      Around here, for years, the only available high speed internet was satellite. Even the so-called 56K voiceline connections were reliable only to about 14.4K. They only acknowledged the existance of the fiber pipe that runs 6 miles from here to Vegas in the last year & a half, though the pipe was in place for almost a decade. Still no T1 into town, and T3 is a dream we might see sometime in 2050...

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    118. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by hachete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree in principle with you but it's a nuance easily missed. My major point is that the US cannot use the torture argument anymore, cannot be holier than thou with resorting to the form of words that you use.

      The USA has broken it's long tradition, and it's a hard to wash your hands clean. Whether the torturees are domestic victims or foreign, it doesn't matter. The US government has sanctioned tortured, has been seen to re-define the terms of the Geneva convention with weasel words (courtesy of Rumsfeld), has been seen to bully, intimidate and degrade prisoners. And the kidnappings? Who's to say what's happening these days in the USA? Everyone is under restraint orders, orders that one can't even talk about. Phones are being tapped, habeas corpus has gone AWOL.

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    119. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by PReDiToR · · Score: 3, Funny

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it in good English"
      There. Fixed that for you.

      (This is a .SIG related joke, if you have them turned off)
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    120. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by JeffLass · · Score: 1

      Who's to blame?: Probably Saudi Arabia and their wacko fundamentalists who despise the Internet and all that it stands for: openness, freedom, sharing, equality, and ideas.

    121. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      One thing for sure is that Iran is not Iraq 2. There aren't many parallels between them, and the biggest and most important difference in my opinion is this: In Iran Mahmoud is subject to checks and balances, he isn't a dictator and he has to watch where he treads. Economic sanctions and internal political pressure will definitely be enough, I would be astonished if it came to war. Iraq stopped trading oil in US dollars and we invaded them... Iran recently stopped trading oil in dollars and we are threatening them despite the recent intelligence report.

      That's my tinfoil hat speaking.
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    122. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Seven Degrees of Kim Jong Il?

    123. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by not-enough-info · · Score: 1

      There, they're correct in their their's.

      Feel better now?

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    124. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by nickhart · · Score: 0

      How about an unprovoked war of aggression that has murdered over 1 million Iraqis and forced 4-5 million more from their homes (out of a starting population of 26 million or so)? When has Iran done anything as bad as that?

      The US has a long and sordid history of overthrowing governments and oppressing people abroad, not to mention at home. The FBI and police have routinely been used to infiltrate, subvert and destroy social movements, not to mention murder their leaders.

      The only reason you don't think the US is as bad as Iran is probably because you received a mediocre education that glosses over all the terror the US government has inflicted on millions of people over the past 200+ years. Go read Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States" and then come back and try to argue that the US isn't "as bad as" Iran.

    125. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by absoluteflatness · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could re-de-double-un-export Persepolis from France/to them?

    126. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 2, Insightful

      5 in similar area in a short time is hardly "conspiracy theory". It's fact.

    127. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by HiThere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The cables may not have been physically cut, but the connections were cut.

      Five times is a bit more than three time. Rather likely to be "enemy action" I'd say.

      Test: Are those connections that were removed for servicing back up yet? If so, then this is probably unwarranted fear mongering. If not ... not.

      2nd Test: Since another cable has been cut, will the cables that were taken down for servicing be rushed back into service? Prediction: If enemy action, then reasons will appear suggesting that they *can't* be put back into service quickly. Otherwise not. (N.B.: Evaluate this second test tomorrow.)
      --- intermediate result: If no report appears on the status of the cables, this implies that "enemy action" is in a stealth mode, after having been noticed. Unfortunately, this could by CYA showing up as a false positive.

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    128. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Bassman59 · · Score: 0

      5 in similar area in a short time is hardly "conspiracy theory". It's fact.

      The conspiracy theories question WHY the lines were cut, not that they were.

    129. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by NimbleSquirrel · · Score: 1

      But who is the enemy? My vote is for Mossad. While I don't put much faith in the US intelligence agencies, they wouldn't be so stupid as to keep going when it has been made so public, especially with the US as the obvious perpetrator. Israel on the other hand have done many covert military operations, and blatantly carried on even when they were made not-so-secret. I'd bet Israel are finding themselves mysteriously unaffected by these cable outages, while their neighbors are being destabilized.
    130. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by not-enough-info · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As it stands, I don't believe that the Iranian people are all too upset at their government. Although their approach to civil rights is a bit backwards from the Western perspective, it's been that way for several generations (and is largely the fault of previous American and European intervention in the region). Likewise, the Iranian government doesn't strike me as being all that secretive.

      I hate to defend the current Iranian regime, but I don't believe for a moment that it's remotely as bad as Bush makes it out to be. May I recommend that you go see "Persepolis." It's an animated film about the Iranian revolution. It might change your mind. Certainly, it doesn't agree what you've said here. If doing this is too hard, there's always wikipedia.
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    131. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it in good English"

      There. Fixed that for you.

      Say it any way you like. I said I'd defend your right to say it, not respect you for saying it.

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    132. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm COMPLETELY and STEADFASTLY opposed to torture. I'm utterly disgusted by how far I think my own country has fallen and I think all of the people accusing me otherwise would do well to read some of my previous posts on the subject.

      I was merely trying to point out that the United States is no where near as oppressive as Iran is. Our elections aren't controlled by an un-elected group of religious zealots that get to decide who is on the ballot. We still have the freedom to criticize our Government. We still have the freedom to dress as we want.

      The United States has done a lot to give itself a bad name these last few years but anyone that is seriously comparing the situation here in the United States to that of Iran is insane. In a year we will have a President that will end the Bush legacy of torture and extraordinary rendition. McCain is completely opposed to torture (for good reason... he was tortured for years in Vietnam) as are both Hillary and Obama. I'm guessing that in a year the Mullah's will still control Iran.......

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    133. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not a question of literacy. It's a question of missing the forest for the bark on one of the trees. To ignore someone's entire argument (irrespective of its quality) to focus on a grammatical mistake they made in the text is the height of mindless obsessiveness. It serves no instructive purpose and distracts others from the meaningful dialogue that SHOULD be taking place.

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    134. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by janrinok · · Score: 1

      Er, Japan? :-)

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    135. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still made the mistake of putting an apostrophe in "their's". It's simply a plural.

    136. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Obsessive perfectionism is definitely a good trait for an engineer, granted. But it's a terrible one for a writer, polemicist, or designer.

      I just hate it when a good argument gets obscured by a long thread of /.er's pointing out the commenter's improper use of "its" vs. "it's."

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    137. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      As to why, I have no idea. Do you believe that it is a pure coincidence? Make a good Slashdot Poll.

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    138. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by greengrocer · · Score: 1

      I thought we already "won" once, back in 1953 after Operation Ajax. Didn't a CIA-backed coup depose the democratically-elected Mossadegh when he (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammed_Mossadegh) so foolishly attempted to nationalize *our* oil industry! By "our" I mean U.S./U.K. corporation-owned. What arrogance! And then the Iranians had the audacity to oust *our* pro-Western, despotic Shah in 1979! These people need to seriously be put back in their place!

    139. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are quite practical reasons to want Iran to not have net access. For one, it denies them access to commercial satellite information, direct or brokered. In a land action, this could be a considerable disadvantage. For another, should they have any sources of information in the country that wants to take military action, this isolates those people such that any useful information they might have becomes much more difficult to get back to Iran. Finally, it prevents an initial surge of information out of the country, accurate or not, that reports on civilian infrastructure being hit, which reduces political pressure on the attacker (especially if it is the USA, probably not so much if it were someone else, for instance Israel, which has plenty of reason to go after Iran right now with news reports of Iran being within three years of developing nuclear weapons.

      I don't see this as a reasonable action for Iran, if Iran were contemplating military action.

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    140. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      These people need to seriously be put back in their place!

      Clearly you didn't see the quotation marks around the word "won" in my statement. Clearly you didn't bother to read the other paragraph where I stated that Americans and Iranians probably aren't that different and the sooner that both populations realize that the better off we'll be.

      Nothing I said should be taken as rooting for a victory over them. I'm rooting for the forces of peace and understanding to prevail -- because the last thing that either country needs is a war. For the United States it would be a war that we couldn't afford to wage nor afford to back away from. For Iran it would cement the hold of the extremists over the population and negate any chance of meaningful reform, all while providing fresh recruits for the next generation of terrorists. It would be a disaster for both nations and one that we desperately need to avoid.

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    141. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by IdeaMan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What do you call someone that speaks three languages? .... Trilingual
      What do you call someone that speaks two languages? .... Bilingual
      What do you call someone that speaks one language? .... American

      And before you go modding as troll or flamebait I'm from the country formerly known as the land of the free and the home of the brave.

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    142. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gary Sick (former Carter adviser {sic} & author of October Surprise)"

      Former Carter advisor? This is someone you believe is an authority on IRAN?

      Man, you are proof of the saying "Those who can't (won't) learn from history are doomed to repeat it"

      I

    143. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just hate it when a good argument gets obscured by a long thread of /.er's pointing out the commenter's improper use of "its" vs. "it's."

      /.ers. There's no need for a possessive apostrophe. You also don't need the 3rd comma in your 2nd sentence. The full stop in your final sentence should follow the closing speech marks.
    144. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      Not to defend anything that happened there, but could you please explain how a foreign citizen passing through an airport is considered a domestic political opponent? Last time I looked, Cindy Sheehan wasn't sent anywhere for torture, and now she's a declared opponent of both Republicans and Democrats.

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    145. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      You can disagree with the way he was treated, but I think there's a big difference between treating someone like him, who is suspected of terrorism, with someone working through normal, peaceful political channels. If this is the best example you can come up with, then you're just proving the GP's point for him.

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    146. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. We should bomb them with fast-food, credit cards and Britney Spears. Good 'ol american culture.

    147. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I can add one more to the list, which is simple posturing / sabre-rattling. There's a long history of countries sending little warnings of one sort or another to countries they don't like, and that it would be covert to their own populace wouldn't impede its threat value to the Iranians. It should be understood that there are people in the US government and around it, that consider Iran to be enemies who should be dealt with. They would consider punishing and pushing around Iran like this a end in and of itself.

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    148. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      Of course, what the intelligence report actually said was that they'd likely stopped their weaponization efforts, which are way off the critical path at this point. They continue to work on uranium enrichment and their missile programs, which are the long poles in the tent. I suppose it's still a good thing if they've stopped working on weaponization, but I wouldn't want to make the mistake that they've given up their entire program.

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    149. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >my buddy with a plain home connection

      As opposed to one with bling?

    150. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Undoing a bad mod.

    151. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... there are other posibilities too:

      1. Bush knows that Republicans always vote to a President doing a war...
      2. Cut their cables makes a lot of sense because in cause of attack the first thing Iran will do is change all their $US reserved deposit to (euros). This could break down the entire (an actually critical) USA econnomy. And to do it Iran needs the cables...
      3. The modern war needs a monopoly of information... You could be learn this from Irak...

    152. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by mi · · Score: 1

      But who is the enemy?

      I'd like to think, it is the Americans — plugging eavesdropping equipment onto those cables. It is a technically challenging thing with optical "wires", hence the disruptions.

      That's my theory, although I realize, that expecting such level of competence and determination from the government of our present size is rather optimistic of me...

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    153. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      Given how unpopular the war in Iraq is here in America, it would make sense that the US military would want to keep that knowledge from anti-American Iraqis. It's got to be hard to justify your presence as soldier on foreign soil when there is obvious that even your homeland doesn't believe you should be there. If the US military is going to have any hopes of changing the Iraqi culture it would be in their interests to control what information the Iraqi people have.

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    154. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by not-enough-info · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That is certainly debatable. Though, as an AC, I don't suppose you're going to come back to this post anyway.

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    155. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem here is that this type of warning says: "Time for you to set up a non-hardline source for Internet access." That's why I don't really think it's a warning so much as a precursor to military action, or an action in and of itself, for instance to interfere with Iran's plans to set up a Euro-based oil market. I believe that they (as a country) are a net importer of oil, however this doesn't really reflect on an oil market. The USA is also a net importer of oil, and we certainly have oil markets. A market in Euros (further) destabilizes the dollar, and I would imagine that such things are on the front burner for our chief executive's advisers these days.

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    156. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by JesseL · · Score: 1

      Just because Steve Bellovin apparently (your link is missing) thought of the same quote in regard to the same incident as myself, does not mean I was quoting Mr. Bellovin.

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    157. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok let's not be paranoid here people, and apply a bit of the critical thinking class everyone took in college. Five Separate locations, with one reporting power problems. A bit of detective work using the following data will lead to the most simple and likely conclusion for geological activity.

      Map of affected areas:
      http://www.ilovebonnie.net/cablecuts.jpg

      Map of undersea cables:
      http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2008/02/01/SeaCableHi.jpg

      Seismic activity report for the past 30 days from the IRIS Consortium:
      http://www.iris.edu/seismon/last30.html

      Seismic activity report from the USGS NEIC (Shared with IRIS):
      http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsww/

      Add a little third party analysis and study from when the first effects were seen:
      https://confluence.slac.stanford.edu/display/IEPM/Effects+of+Fibre+Outage+through+Mediterranean
      "Bear in mind that the fact the outage did not start until around 6:00am, and re-routing traffic before the end of the day will both dilute the effect. Also the effects were not uniform on all hosts in a country."

      Statement denying ship anchor involvements:
      http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hTi5wNwTD66nvWdTAQw20SaFI_GQ
      "'A marine transport committee investigated the traffic of ships in the area, 12 hours before and after the malfunction, where the cables are located to figure out the possibility of being cut by a passing vessel and found out there were no passing ships at that time,' said the statement. The ministry added that the location, 5 miles from the port of Alexandria, was in a restricted area so ships would not have been allowed there to begin with."

      Correlating the affected locations, dates and above analysis dates we can find the following.

      For the January 30th time frame cuts, the following seismic activity was in the region on the following dates:
      DATE LAT LON MAG DEPTH REGION
      31-JAN-2008 00:01:23 39.97 33.27 4.8 10.0 TURKEY
      29-JAN-2008 15:16:55 37.63 23.39 4.3 42.0 SOUTHERN GREECE
      04-FEB-2008 22:15:41 38.13 21.95 4.9 30.8 GREECE

      For the February 1st and (1st) 5th cut, the following seismic activity was in the region on the following dates:
      DATE LAT LON MAG DEPTH REGION
      02-FEB-2008 05:33:21 26.42 52.96 4.8 10.0 PERSIAN GULF

      For the (2nd) February 5th cut, the following seismic activity was in the region on the following dates:
      DATE LAT LON MAG DEPTH REGION
      04-FEB-2008 08:26:54 -8.83 107.99 4.9 35.0 JAWA, INDONESIA
      30-JAN-2008 11:03:20 -9.80 108.06 4.8 10.0 SOUTH OF JAWA, INDONESIA
      30-JAN-2008 10:31:59 4.27 96.60 4.5 39.3 NORTHERN SUMATERA, INDONESIA
      27-JAN-2008 12:48:00 -8.65 110.69 4.6 35.0 JAWA, INDONESIA
      26-JAN-2008 06:08:02 1.08 97.23 4.5 35.0 NORTHERN SUMATERA, INDONESIA
      24-JAN-2008 12:03:39 -3.95 101.63 5.3 35.0 SOUTHERN SUMATERA, INDONESIA
      23-JAN-2008 19:23:34 -2.89 101.12 5.1 50.0 SOUTHERN SUMATERA, INDONESIA
      23-JAN-2008 13:03:21 1.37 97.22 4.8 29.0 NORTHERN SUMATERA, INDONESIA

      We can look at this data and conclude the simplest explanations is likely to be undersea damage associated with seismic activity. Rock slides and underwater stresses aren't limited to the specific time frame for an earth quake either. There are afters

    158. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      The full stop in your final sentence should follow the closing speech marks.

      Both /. and this writer are located in the U.S., where this is the correct grammar.

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    159. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by BigRedFed · · Score: 3, Informative

      Iran is a net exporter of crude oil and a net importer of refined motor gasoline. The USA is a net importer of crude oil and a net exporter of refined motor gasoline. Iran has no refineries. They subsidize the cost of gasoline based of the exports of oil. Gasoline is really really cheap in Iran. Some of the data is a little old that I found.. so things could be slightly different now. sources: http://tonto.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/pet_move_exp_dc_NUS-Z00_mbblpd_a.htm http://tonto.eia.doe.gov/dnav/pet/pet_move_imp_dc_NUS-Z00_mbblpd_a.htm http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/07/03/AR2005070301042_2.html

    160. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by shadowofwind · · Score: 1

      An additional comment in this context....A lot of posters talk about 'the US Government' like its a direct extension of the US President's will or something. Actually its a huge sprawling bureacracy made up of a lot of poorly informed and poorly coordinated parts, working to satisfy conflicting mandates and personal interests. By poorly informed I mean that people don't have access to relevant facts from other parts of the bureaucracy, because everyone controls information in order to protect their own turf. Furthermore there are morons making decisions and covering their asses at every level. Even an exceptionally capable and honest president would in control in only a very constrained way. Much of what people attribute to Bush actually has more to do with the CIA, State Department, and Defense Department bureaucracies than with the president and his cabinet. So yes, things would be a lot different under a different administration, and perhaps a lot better, but not nearly to the extent that many people seem to imagine.

    161. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by wumingzi · · Score: 1

      It serves no instructive purpose and distracts others from the meaningful dialogue that SHOULD be taking place.

      That depends. Picking on trivial spelling or punctuation errors in long messages is the height of pettiness.

      The only thing we have to go on here is how you present your arguments. If you can't make it to the end of a 50 word posting without three flagrant errors your middle-school grammar teacher should have caught, how much care are you taking in the thought that frames this argument?

    162. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      Heh. I read that while having a few traceroutes running in other windows, testing times to a few sites in Iran. All of them do pretty well from here (Boston) as far as the sites in New York, Amsterdam, and Turkey, with ping times mostly under 200 ms. Then the packets go to numbered machines without DNS addresses, and the ping times jump to over 500 ms. I'd thought that this was probably a sign of satellite hops, but now I wonder. Maybe it's just that we've slashdotted all the routers. Ya think?

      The government site at www.iran.ir doesn't repond to pings, but it does respond on port 80 in the usual manner. It is sorta slow, but firefox doesn't time it out.

      I don't read Farsi, so I can't tell much about what it says. There are some familiar faces at the upper left, though. ;-)


      Actually it's far more sinister than people imagine.

      They push a story out about Iran's Intenet being down, everyone who's interested in Iran pings their servers to death, HomeLand Security (TM) captures that information and monitors you for the rest of your life because after all, you must be a terrorist if you are pinging Iran :-)

      Almost sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy "You Might be a RedNeck" joke doesn't it ;D

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    163. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by autophile · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My country has done some really stupid shit the last seven years, but we'd have to fall a lot further before I'd start comparing us to Iran.

      So... what? We hold the moral high ground so we're allowed to stoop a little?

      --Rob

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    164. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by easter1916 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If the Iranians are sharing our music and movies then we've probably already "won"."

      Astonished at your naivete here. The Putinjugend of Nashi also love American-style b-ball hats, etc. Consumption of pop culture does not mean adherence to the reigning ideology in the culture's country of origin.

    165. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      My guess is Islamic isolationists. Ummm, are these the same Islamofascists that we're told rely on the internet to get their message out and train their followers? Did they use one of their submarines? And what they hell does fundamentalist Islam have anything to do with corporatist fascism?
    166. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/cabs/World_Oil_Transit_Chokepoints/Background.html the cuts are in the world's top 3 oil choke points?

    167. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody know if that website is hosted in Iran?

    168. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Was going off what someone told me a couple of days ago, didn't have time to go digging, appreciate your effort.

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    169. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      bullshit, a homicidal seventeen year old is not a child. commit a man's crime, get put like a criminal man.

    170. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Watts+Martin · · Score: 1

      To ignore someone's entire argument (irrespective of its quality) to focus on a grammatical mistake they made in the text is the height of mindless obsessiveness.

      If it's one, singular, grammatical (or spelling) mistake, sure. But frequently, we're not talking about a single typo, we're talking about a message which is composed and presented so badly that literate users are going to skip right over it rather than try to puzzle out what the commenter was trying to say. Does this mean that some stunning insights are being overlooked? Maybe, but if you write like you're a C student in junior high, people are highly likely to treat your writing like it's coming from a C student in junior high -- i.e., someone who is not really likely to be able to produce deep, insightful commentary.

      If you want to communicate your ideas to others, you have to know how to communicate. That means learning how to write well enough that people aren't going to be tripped up by your crappy composition. I'd argue that it is in fact very much a question of literacy. After that, it may also be a question of "literacy" in the fields that the given argument touches on, something else that's frequently in short supply on the internet -- but basic communication skills, both in terms of composition and reading comprehension, are the bedrock foundation of meaningful dialogue.

    171. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the link. I posed this question on one of the previous 4 cable severing /. stories: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=439894&cid=22275356
      I still think that if the cable were in international waters, would it not be fair game for salvage? (Unless there is already an international treaty preventing this?)

      I have seen groups on unemployed non-citizens stripping thousands of feet of wire at salvage yards before (typically as a backup plan for not obtaining morning pile-in-the-truck selection for day-labor gigs at local construction/landscaping sites, etc...)
      -With Copper scrap valued at around $3.50/lb, I'd say these cables might just be gold mines on the bottom of the sea for the taking by some poor fishermen with the right trolling gear and winches to haul up the cables.
      There will always be someone that will strip cable for $1.00/hr. (or less) in some third world country, etc.. It is just getting the cable and transporting it there to be stripped and "recycled".

    172. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      But who is the enemy?

      Iran is US's enemy (at least that of the Whitehouse and Wall Street bankers), and the US is Iran's enemy (at least the White House and Wall Street bankers). A third player of course is Israel.

      The Iranian non-US-dollar oil bourse opening has been delayed until restoration of the sea cables (17th february).

      It might be true that Iran has some internet access, but the motive is pretty obvious now and I think it narrows the culprit list down to one or two organizations.

      Thanks to Iran's sensible move to delay the commencement of non US dollar oil trading by 5 or so days, war with Iran has probably been averted, for another 5 or so days.

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    173. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sleigher · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting that these are all in the best interest of our country. Our national interests are more important than anything else or anyone else. Remember that when we hear the president speak of "our national interests" that is double speak for "we will kill anyone that stops us from doing what we want to maintain our way of life".

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    174. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by infonography · · Score: 1

      But who is the enemy? Obvious; its Shirley Bassey

      Goldfinger
      He's the man, the man with the Midas touch
      A spider's touch
      Such a cold finger
      Beckons you to enter his web of sin
      But don't go in

      Golden words he will pour in your ear
      But his lies can't disguise what you fear
      For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
      It's the kiss of death ...

      From Mister Goldfinger
      Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
      This heart is cold

      Golden words he will pour in your ear
      But his lies can't disguise what you fear
      For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
      It's the kiss of death ...

      From Mister Goldfinger
      Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
      This heart is cold
      He loves only gold
      Only gold
      He loves gold
      He loves only gold
      Only gold
      He loves gold
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    175. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by nxtw · · Score: 1

      Satellite internet has its own problems besides low latency due to having to deal with distance issues to geosync orbit.
      It's got downsides such as high latency, but it works.

      All you have to do is have the satellite owner shut the transponder down for a bit, and the sat link is gone, for instance.
      Now do that for every transponder pointing to the country that might be used by that country's government: every internet access provider, every non-internet data provider, every satellite phone system, etc. In a theoretical situation where all fiber/copper/microwave links are taken out to a location, there are still going to be numerous commerical satellite services. Now would a country's government subscribe to a bunch of services on different satellites? Probably not, but companies, wealthy individuals, and foreign organizations residing within might.

      Around here, for years, the only available high speed internet was satellite. Even the so-called 56K voiceline connections were reliable only to about 14.4K. They only acknowledged the existance of the fiber pipe that runs 6 miles from here to Vegas in the last year & a half, though the pipe was in place for almost a decade. Still no T1 into town, and T3 is a dream we might see sometime in 2050...
      Who only acknowledged the existance of a fiber pipe? Did you actually try to order ISDN or T1 service?
    176. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because "let's plan to kill people" is *exactly* the same as saying "we should have a different president".

      Uh-huh. Right.

      Moron.

    177. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      I love /.

      Douchebags as far as teh eye can see.

    178. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct, mod parent up.

      Iranians secure more places in Australian Universities than any other nation in the Middle East (including Israel). Iran has an extremely advanced public education system for a Mid-East country.

      Mahmoud has been at odds with the hard-line religious parts of the government three times (that I know of) in the last two years. Strict Islamic law has proven unpopular with the Persian youth and Iran is suffering from a major Heroin problem (as well as extreme cold snaps this year). The Iranian people and government still remembers the revolution (it only happened 26 years ago) and the oppression suffered under the US/UK backed Shah (Reza) so even the hard-liners wont push too far (for now). On the other hand, Iran is a very corrupt establishment, the officers of the Revolutionary Guard import 50 luxury cars a year, I doubt many US generals would be able to do that without the import restrictions placed on Iran.

      I have no love for the Iranian government but personally I wouldn't try to replace it, better the devil you know than the one you don't.

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    179. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I know way too many engineers that went into the field because they were not as literate as they should have been, and believed (mistakenly) that engineers simply design and build things and don't have much use for the written word.

      The wake-up call (often expressed by a temporary fugue state approaching catatonia) happens right after they're tasked to write a fifty-page spec and cost justification for a major project. That, or they're told that they're responsible for all project documentation and user manuals, something along those lines. And then there's the normal business communication that is required in our connected world, where the quality of one's writing can have significant effects on business relationships and future advancement.

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    180. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      5 in similar area in a short time is hardly "conspiracy theory". It's fact.

      The conspiracy theories question WHY the lines were cut, not that they were.

      They weren't cut, it was all the same ship's anchor. 5 times. In different seas.
      Or haven't you heard the official "not a conspiracy" theory of why the lines are down?
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    181. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because administrations that round people up and ship them to concentration camps NEVER use trumped-up evidence.

      Note also that Padilla was NOT convicted of any kind of plot to kill anybody IN THE USA. So as far as the USA is concerned, it was a political point-scoring exercise, a "See, some of these people are bad people".

      Moron.

    182. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would enable them to share music and movies. Hollywood would go bankrupt.

      . . .

      The sooner that Americans and Iranians realize that the other one is populated by people not that much different from them, the better off we will all be.


      I know some people who emigrated from Iran and eventually moved back. Why? They thought that life in "the west" was just like it was in Hollywood movies. When they ended up working part time in a gas station and found themselves getting deeper and deeper in debt (Iran doesn't accept credit... it's a cash-based society), they faced their disillusionment, cut their losses, and moved back to Iran where they felt they had half a chance at getting ahead in life.

      Iranians (to generalize profusely) aren't going to get the impression that Americans are similar to them from our popular fiction. It's the fictions (lies) that make them hate "the west" when they think about life outside of their own personal circles.
    183. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Can someone do the math? 30% chance it's accidental
      7% chance Iran did it
      34.02% chance Israel did it with U.S assistance
      3.78% chance Israel did it without U.S. assistance
      25.2% chance someone else did it, which includes the possibility the U.S. did it with or without Israel's assistance

      Or were you being facetious?
    184. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by jc42 · · Score: 1

      They push a story out about Iran's Intenet being down, everyone who's interested in Iran pings their servers to death, HomeLand Security (TM) captures that information and monitors you for the rest of your life because after all, you must be a terrorist if you are pinging Iran :-)

      Yeah, that occurred to me as I fired off the pings, traceroutes, and web connections to hosts in the .ir domain. But then I thought that their little lists now probably include 90% of the Silicon Valley population, at least 50% of Boston's Route 128 population, and a good part of the students at every university with an engineering school. In other words, their lists probably haven't grown much at all. ;-)

      Remember when it came out in the aftermath of the World Trade Center attack that US government agencies had recordings of much of the phone traffic by the organizers of the attack. But they hadn't listened to them or translated them because they didn't have nearly enough people competent in Arabic. Similar things have happened at various times in the past, as the spy agencies collected so much data on their own population that they couldn't possibly dig much useful out of it in time to do anything meaningful. Most of the data on the public is only useful after the fact, if then.

      If everybody is a suspect, then nobody is a suspect, really. And the US government has reached the point where pretty much the entire population is suspect. The TSA has made that clear. Those of us with any sense understand this, and go about our lives, only occasionally making it clear that we now have about as much respect for our own government as it has for us.

      My favorite personal example was some years back, when I was hired for a job that involved working with various international networking standards bodies. One bit of absurdity was that everything we did was published openly, but we still had to get a "secret" clearance (the lowest level). During their interviews, I was pointedly asked if I'd ever belonged to any organization supported by a foreign government. With as straight a face as I could manage, I told them that I'd been a long-time member of the Royal Scottish Country Dance Society, with a subtle emphasis on that Royal. It was fun watching them try to hide their responses to this. And despite this membership, I did get the clearance. I didn't actually publish everything that I did, though; that would have bored the readers to death. But some of the code may still be floating around out there. And I was disappointed that they never asked me for any inside reports about the RSCDS. Boston is a real hotbed of Scottish Country Dance activity.

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    185. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by deathwombat · · Score: 0

      Two things crossed my mind: Would we make it on time and why did bring helium instead of air?

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    186. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

      To ignore someone's entire argument (irrespective of its quality) to focus on a grammatical mistake they made in the text is the height of mindless obsessiveness. It serves no instructive purpose and distracts others from the meaningful dialogue that SHOULD be taking place.

      I don't understand this... You're assuming that the person doing the correcting has discarded any notion of a discussion in favor of correcting spelling and grammar mistakes. Is that true? Probably not. If the person doing the correcting has nothing to add to the subject matter, but still sees an opening for some quick education, what's the problem?

      And it very much does serve an instructive purpose. You pay taxes to the government so that teachers can tell you when you make mistakes. These people are doing that job for free. Everyone should welcome corrections. It's how we humans improve ourselves as a whole.

      And the only thing that makes it a distraction is the target's misplaced sense of pride.
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    187. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      Wait wait, let me 'fix' that for you:

      "I'll cut off the terrist's interweb tubes!"

      Auggh... *eternal sigh*.. even if it's correct to his pronounciation, it's still so wrong....

    188. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.

      Impossible. That would enable them to share music and movies. Hollywood would go bankrupt.

      Yeah; and I'd respond with "You're both right." It's probably true that we (i.e., the majority of /. participants) would want free and uncensored access for the Iranian population. But it's unlikely that many of the top people in the Bush Administration or Hollywood would agree with this, any more than the top people in the Iranian government would agree.

      Much of the American computer geek population has a strong libertarian streak, which is hardly the social ideology of most of the top levels of the US government. In particular, computer geeks tend to strongly favor open communication, especially those of us whose livelihoods are based on it. But the Bush administration has a strong policy of imposing secrecy on nearly everything they do, and punishing "whistle blowers" who expose internal government activity to the public. And the big companies in the movie and recording industries have taken to prosecuting people who practice open communication.
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    189. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I think Iran is actually a democratic country so the people there have just as much opportunity to vote their leaders out of power when they don't agree with their actions as the US does.

      It's all too obvious that anything the Bush regime says about Iran is entirely motivated by their apparent desire to invade it and is likely to be just as baseless as the things they said about Iraq when they wanted to invade that. No part of that is flamebait. Read the FAQ, people.
      It's informative, insightful, and partly wrong on some factual geopolitical details, but not on the interpretation.

      The Bush administration did lie about Iraq (proven fact, check for yourselves if you didn't know that already), why anyone would believe they wouldn't do the same about Iran escapes me. But if you feel you need to defend your country's honor, don't downmod people pointing out that the emperor has no clothes. Do something constructive instead.
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    190. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by refactored · · Score: 1
      I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.

      Who's censoring who? Maybe somebody doesn't want Americans to notice Ahmadinejad is smarter than Bush.

    191. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by duffbeer · · Score: 1

      Or try the graphic novel by Marjane Satrapi, and the followup "Persepolis II." Both are excellent.

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    192. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by ma1wrbu5tr · · Score: 1

      I am STILL (10 hours later) LMAO about this. I have done this impression for a few friends and they thought it was hilarious. You should submit it to Daily Show or Colbert Rep. The writers strike has left them with rather dull moments.

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    193. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      English isn't the easiest language to learn, but pointing out common errors is one way to teach people.

      I suggest reading a lot of Shakespear to get over the spelling correction obsession. A little bit of extra effort reading Canturbury Tales should remove it completely. Reading comprehension is really a lot more important than spelling. The sentance "What colour is your aluminium gauge?" is correct in English but not in American. Spelling is just not important at all on a casual international forum.

    194. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      last thing that either country needs is a war.

      Agree -- the last thing anybody needs is a war. But they might want isolation. It could be this isn't a deliberate harbinger of war, but is an end to be achieved in itself.

      Think of some extremely conservative group intent on strict Sharia law finding it more and more difficult to keep things the way they were, in the face of the evidence of alternatives presented by content available on cheap global communications. Forget Britney, this could be a matter of a select group of people being offended enough at the sight of women driving cars on commercials to want to systematically shut that presence off.

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    195. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by dbIII · · Score: 1

      US style basketball is very popular in Iran to the extent that they have quite a few US expatriot players on their teams.

    196. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by rgaginol · · Score: 1

      But that's the point of defending the creature which the Iranian government has become: it was a relatively normal government to begin with, but thanks to political stuff ups going back to the 1930's, the western world has created a monster. So even though "back home" our governments haven't reached the depths of the Iranian government, we've indirectly done it to the people in Iran through the creation of their government.

      And think about this: when Iran was becoming to hard to control, it was the USA who gave Sudam Hussein the chemical weapons which we knew he was likely to use on Iran. Again: indirectly, using proxies and/or plain ignorance, we've (the western world) have done some pretty bad things. Until we realise that, countries like Iran will always be regions which hate and despise us.

      All that being said, any hand of friendship has to go both ways between the Western World and Iran: whilst we have to be willing to admit how badly we stuffed up, they've also got to stop training children to be suicide bombers and also acknowledge that Israel is here to stay. We can't for a second demand that they become "moderate" overnight, but through an attitude of cooperation which may go on for decades, we may heal this big rift. One other thing: we need to start teaching children the extent to which governments have meddled in, and stuffed up, each others governments. We need to be better global citizens all, starting right now and extending into future generations.

    197. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by vikstar · · Score: 1

      Oh, and "there", "their", and "they're" are three different words, with significantly different meanings. Learn to tell them apart, and people won't have to believe that the American Public School System (as if there were such a thing) has failed in its (purported) design purpose. I was just about to write how the USA is not the only country on earth, you insensitive clod. However, I then realised that you're comment only pertains to the USA.
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    198. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by X.mpls · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? It's obviously the Jews and Israel trying to take out the Islamic terrorist online network. In other news, UN condemns Israel for the severing of the 5 undersea internet lines.

    199. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by PReDiToR · · Score: 2, Funny

      God said unto Moses, take these tablets down the mountain, there are ten of them and each one comes from a different English speaking part of the world.

      Moses arrived in the UK a little late to help out the Bard, but these days we're on fairly solid ground when it comes to the en_GB dictionary. No, really. Every Linux distro I've used has it, and it's installed as default in my copy of Firefox, I can even download OpenOffice and Firefox with all the British language packs installed, I swear to god!

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    200. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by dbIII · · Score: 1
      In some places you would use the phrase: "in the event of aircraft depressurisation".

      Elsewhere it is "if plane go bugger up".

      It's a big world out there. Even if people are going to bother using spellcheckers in their web browsers (and I am not going to) you will just have to get used to reading english that your teacher would have written all over in red pen. Learning to read to a greater degree of skill is a much more productive activity than complaining that others can not write.

    201. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Americans correcting English spelling may be cute but it will not always be accurate everywhere :)

      I really do not understand the spelling obsession on such a casual site as this which is also an international forum.

      Correcting people's spelling mistakes on a net forum without an invitation is IMHO as rude as complaining about someone's accent when you are talking to them on a telephone. I want to be able to write something here at 4am without a spellchecker without having somebody reply with pithy comments about spelling and insults about my long forgotten high school english classes.

    202. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      My guess is Islamic isolationists. Ummm, are these the same Islamofascists that we're told rely on the internet to get their message out and train their followers? Did they use one of their submarines? And what they hell does fundamentalist Islam have anything to do with corporatist fascism?
      • I don't know what 'Islamofascists' is. You use the term, explain it.
      • No, these are not the same groups that have cells worldwide and use the internet. These are isolationists, who only want to sever all connections between them and the West.
      • According to the press, a misplaced ship's anchor can do this sort of damage, so no need for a submarine.
      • Who said anything about corporations or facism?
    203. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So I was reading some crap written in like 1400 and the guy kept using "there" instead of "their" and I was getting so pissed off.

      Also he spelled like 90% of his words wrong. WTF?

    204. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lol.. Were they cut? And two of them were because of power problem not Ships anchors. And who benefits from the cuts? Seeing how we are obviously suspecting the US and your attempting to validate a conspiracy theory by false information, I have to ask who would benefit from the world thinking the US was behind the cables being cut despite the fact that they would effect allies in the area?

      I mean think about this, what if nothing was cut but is being reported as cut? What if the enemy is within the state effected in an attempt to gain sympathy from other regions? What if this it just a big misinformation campaign to identify those hostile to the US but tracking people who are critical of the US in this matter? What if this is only an attempt to find out who would aid the enemy in an action against Iran? The Vietnam war was won in the press, the Iraq war almost was, what about Iran?

      That right, draw lines between the sort points but ignore the picture drawn from the longer spans. Dot to dot images should come with instructions.

    205. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had helped the Nazi's in the 1940's, we'd have just shot you. He should feel lucky we live in such refined times.

    206. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Probably more like because if it isn't censorship, it isn't censorship. I mean that is what the post was saying right?

      and I will add because if it isn't totalitarianism, it isn't totalitarianism. Nothing suggest our government is doing either on the internet as the conversation has been going.

    207. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone need to be contemplating military action?

      I mean the cuts while pointing to an attempt to block Iran also effect other countries. How better to suggest those other countries support Iraq in a common defense from the US then to illustrate the US's willingness to place them in harms way in their attempt to get Iran.

      Besides, if military intent was involved, then why haven't we seen it yet. There has been not any reports of troop buildups anywhere close to Iran. And don't think Internet is the only way to report this, reporters have satellite phones, snail mail, ham and other radio, free and unrestrictive travel and many other way and means to report this stuff. And yes, not all reporters are subject to US laws.

      Let your imagination flow past your contempt for the US so you don't beomce a propaganda tool unknowingly like any other sheeple. I mean don't limit your creativity, anyone behind this if there is some entity behind it and not an extrodinary set of events, they havn't limited their imagination.

      What if Iran and the US is innocent and it is Al Qeada attempting to rally support by showing how evil the US can be? What if the democrats are behind this to spark and renew the hatred against Bush and the republicans that seems to have gone somewhat dormant since things started shaping up a little in the middle east?

    208. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      oh gee, what is commonly referred to as the richest country in the world?

      American! Maybe they stumbled onto something your just now figuring out?

      Before you go modding me as troll or flamebait, read the parent disclaimer and cut me some slack.

    209. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      All of us ignorant people got it. So what makes you smart people so smart that you cannot figure it out without getting stuck on grammatical errors?

      You would think that the self proclaimed smart people would be smart enough to get the point just liek us misspelling, drunken ignorant people.

      Remember in all your smugness, and I not just talking about you in particular, but remember in all your smugness that evern the village idiot has a flash or genius at times.

      BTW, like even and all that !.?;: jazz

    210. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      traceroute says... yes. my path to www.iran.ir seems to be US -> London -> Amsterdam --> Turkey --> Iran

    211. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      The... Democrats? You think the Democrats have submarines and underwater demolition / engineering teams? I can't go where you just went. At all.

      As to why contemplate military action, What I see is (a) Bush has been talking aggression for months with regard to Iran, (b) the news just announced that (someone claims) Iran is 3 years away from having nukes, (c) Israel is suddenly telling everyone they need a "rocket room", (d) we're seeing these highly correlated communications assaults, (e) Bush and his cronies totally lied to get us into Iraq and he won't let us out no matter what, and (f) the US economy is in the tank far more so than the media let on.

      Do I think we *ought* to go to war with Iran? No. Do I think we're *going* to go to war with Iran? Yes. Yes I do. I don't think Bush feels like he has anything to lose politically speaking, I understand he thinks he is a "great statesman" that we will "recognize later" (excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a little bit) and I know he has zero, literally ZERO, respect for congress, the constitution, the law, and the citizens. I get the impression that man is running a 12-step program only he knows the steps to between him, Jee-Zus, and his 100-ish IQ.

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    212. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the Illuminati? What do we beat them with?

    213. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by saforrest · · Score: 1

      Probably more like because if it isn't censorship, it isn't censorship. I mean that is what the post was saying right?

      and I will add because if it isn't totalitarianism, it isn't totalitarianism. Nothing suggest our government is doing either on the internet as the conversation has been going.


      So, nothing is totalitarian until it's fully and completely totalitarian, at which point it's rather too late.
      The only insight I see displayed in your post is in your choice of username.

    214. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by uniqueUser · · Score: 1

      I love the /. community. There is not a better mix of ideas and personalities anywhere else.

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    215. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Kvasio · · Score: 1

      it is not an enemy; computer (*) is your friend :-)

      * - running Echelon :)

    216. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      You're working under the presumption that grammar and typos are related to the quality of the argument, when (in actuality) they're only related to the quantity of the proofreading. Yes, I suppose it is polite to proof even a short argument at least once. But even English Literature Ph.D.'s make mistakes (mistakes that can easily be missed even after several proofreads). Such mistakes don't detract from their argument. At most, they're a minor distraction (or, on /., an all-too-major distraction). Certainly, I would be offended if I were serving on someone's dissertation committee and they handed in a dissertation with a serious grammatical/spelling error in every other sentence (showing that they hadn't even done the most basic proofread). But to expect a high level of proofing in a short /. post is insane.

      And even the most intelligent of us have our particular hang-ups. I am all-but-dissertation on a Ph.D. from a major university, but I still have hangups with words like "necessary" (which I would misspell every time if it weren't for the salvation of spell-check) and "they're/their/there" (of course I know the difference, but for some reason I still find myself mixing them up sometimes when I'm typing). We all have our weak spots on spelling and grammar. I even corrected a few of them while proofing this very post (and probably still missed some).

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    217. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      It doesn't serve an "instructive purpose" because the mistake in question is usually just a simple one that the original poster obviously would have caught with a more careful proofread (the presumption that they are completely unfamiliar with some simple grammatical rule is actually quite insulting). For example, a grammar-Nazi favorite is the "their/they're/there" mistake. Now, there isn't a single speaker of the English language with even a high school education that doesn't understand the distinction between these three words. When people mix them up, it's not because they don't understand the difference, it's because their typing got ahead of their proofing as they were spilling out their argument (in fact, when I just typed one of the "theirs" in this sentence I had started to type out "they're" before I caught myself). Therefore, correcting them with a snide "You obviously don't know the distinction between these three terms, let me explain it to you..." serves only to insult, not instruct.

      Most reasonable people see a simple mistake like that and think "He just made a common mistake and didn't catch it on proofing." A grammar-Nazi seems to lock in on it as if it somehow invalidates everything else in the entire post, and is then compelled to post a smug response that demonstrates to the world his knowledge of grammar (inevitably making a grammatical or spelling error in his own correction).

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    218. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Sorry, long day, I misread your post or confused it with a similar one.

    219. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should change your username to sansforest instead of saforest to represent missing the forest for the trees.

      There is nothing partially totalitarian. It is either totalitarian or not. In this case, it is not. Either pick up a new word that more accurately describes what you want to say or stop using the word altogether.

    220. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I don't get it, how does your post relate to the parent?

    221. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The... Democrats? You think the Democrats have submarines and underwater demolition / engineering teams? I can't go where you just went. At all.

      You think some organization with enough money and support behind them to rival the government's and economies of small countries would need to own their own subs with scissors? They could use their political influence to see where the cables are and pay a ship to drag an anchor while steaming over them. It doesn't have to be a complicated conspiracy. Just one that works.

      I know a guy who took his 30-06 cal around and shot at transformers on new years ever 1999 hoping to spark some y2k scare. It almost worked except the cops where on extra patrol in case anything like that happened and busted him after the first shot.

      As to why contemplate military action, What I see is (a) Bush has been talking aggression for months with regard to Iran, (b) the news just announced that (someone claims) Iran is 3 years away from having nukes, (c) Israel is suddenly telling everyone they need a "rocket room", (d) we're seeing these highly correlated communications assaults, (e) Bush and his cronies totally lied to get us into Iraq and he won't let us out no matter what, and (f) the US economy is in the tank far more so than the media let on.

      Yes, all the more obvious to assume so. So I, being someone with an axe to grind against Bush or the republicans, could cause these events to happen so you would automatically suspect the obvious which for for some reason means your not allowing the obvious to think that others would see it as obvious. I mean don't you think that Bush and his Cronies wouldn't already know what the obvious is before taking the actions? He didn't get to be the dumbest president ever who is able to pull the wool over everyone's eyes and defeat the dems in not one, but two elections by acting, well, dumb. Give credit to his handlers all you want but wouldn't you think his handlers are in on this too?

      Do I think we *ought* to go to war with Iran? No. Do I think we're *going* to go to war with Iran? Yes. Yes I do. I don't think Bush feels like he has anything to lose politically speaking, I understand he thinks he is a "great statesman" that we will "recognize later" (excuse me while I throw up in my mouth a little bit) and I know he has zero, literally ZERO, respect for congress, the constitution, the law, and the citizens. I get the impression that man is running a 12-step program only he knows the steps to between him, Jee-Zus, and his 100-ish IQ.

      Lol.. You are living in a very delusional world. First, the respect thing is a figment of your imagination. He is using the constitution to justify the acts you and others are calling unconstitutional. This shows a lot more respect then what your willing to acknowledge. HE may be wrong in his interpretations, he may be correct in them. But he isn't ignoring it. And the constitution is the reasoning behind the so called lack of respect for the congress which would mean that he thinks the same of the congress as you do of him. Unfortunately, congress doesn't have the backbone or wherewithal to test his opinions and goes along with them by making laws to support the actions you claim disrespect them and the constitution. A sane person would be left to think that your Respect idea is simply posturing with the expression of opinions as facts where the reality of the situation supports the opposite regardless of what you want to say.

      Next, even if the president thinks we should go to war against your better judgment, there is nothing but speculation from you that shows we are. I can understand you getting that impression when so many of your other impressionable views are rooted in fallacies and I respect your ability to ignore real life to come to those conclusions. But the reality is, he does have something to lose politically. He could be impeached, jailed, executed, or any combination

    222. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      In this case, coincidence, apart from the unexplained ones. The US better pull it's finger out, and complete those wire taps, before a bunch of whole lot Internet users start getting really cranky ;).

      Interesting conspiracy, of course what is really funny is would the US do it, we all know the answer to that (cant have Europe, the Middle East and Asia sharing secrets), but are they actually doing it?

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    223. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that proper spelling and grammar are essential to effective communications.

      (I completely agree with you, regardless of the language under discussion, whether human or computer.) You wanna know the really weird thing? I "read" the above in my Mexican co-worker's accented English. Perhaps it was the final "s", but: how did my brain know that when it started the sentence? Neat.

      Testing my peripheral vision, I see that when I'm on the "Everyone", the "communications" is in my blind spot, so I definitely didn't see it when I read the first word. Going slowly, it isn't really until I'm looking at the "are" that I am aware of the period, and the "s" before it. So, perhaps it's because he begins sentences with "Everyone knows" more often than not? Probably. :) (Hi, Miguel!)

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    224. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Dever · · Score: 1

      Either pick up a new word that more accurately describes what you want to say or stop using the word altogether.

      you might want to check out the effects of not knowing the difference between affect and effect, and how that might have affected peoples perceptions of some, uhm, random dumbass.

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    225. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      effect and affect have the same root meaning with differences applying to direct or indirect consequences and subjects.

      What does it say about a person when they compare the ability to not understand the meaning of effect and affect when used improperly in a sentence to using "totalitarian" to mean something completely different then it's long established definition and the meaning derived from it.

      And what does it mean when it is pointed out to you by sum random dumass?

    226. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Think of it like the spam token email maths.
      If you want to send 1 message your computer will spend approximately 1 second longer than it used to to compute these sums.
      If you want to send a million it will take so long in total that it isn't worth doing.

      People making common and lazy grammatical and typographical errors are expecting me to stop reading, put whatever idea they were conveying on hold, decipher their words and refit them at the end of the thought train that was just paused. Yes, even describing that process is hard work, isn't it?
      Why should everyone who reads their text make the effort here? Why can't the person doing the typing up their game a little for all those people that will be reading their words?

      The net isn't perfect, and neither am I. I don't want anyone to be perfect, but I would like to have the average level raised a little.

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    227. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well, it goes like this,

      He ws making fund of americans only speaking one language in the form of questions with a smartass comment/disclaimer about the land of the free.

      I mentioned that being american and only speaking one language might be a reason why America is often considered the richest county on earth. As in all the effort and confusion with the multiple languages is retarding their economic development. And I did this in the form of a question too.

      I then made a smartass comment/disclaimer in an attempt to poke fun of the parent. So the look at the parent portion was just to connect my smartass comment to his.

      Do you get it now?

    228. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by Brother+Phil · · Score: 1

      You say that as if being an obsessive, moderately autistic, anal-retentive nerd is a bad thing...

    229. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by randyest · · Score: 1

      You seem to be working under the presumption that there's anything of merit at all in the post that spawned this subthread. Just in case you've forgotten and it's too far up to scroll:

      I am guessing there network inside the county is in tack. Meaning there Military can still use there local network to pass data back and forth as for cheap intel that is what CNN and sat are for.

      Where's the "insight" or "poignant argument" (that isn't totally redundant) that I "missed" by pointing out how silly "in tack" sounds? Assuming you see some value in that post, please share and then explain where the harm is in trying to (jokingly) help the guy look like less of an idiot in the future? I mean, I understood what he was saying (though it was trite and redundant as mentioned) but in some cases he might have an actual useful or original point and be utterly ignored for saying "in tack." Should we all ignore the error and pretend it's all OK? Do you want your friends to tell you about the huge chunk of spinach between your front teeth as you head out on a big date/job interview teeth or just ignore it?

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    230. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by somersault · · Score: 1

      Lampshades?

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      which is totally what she said
    231. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by somersault · · Score: 1

      Would probably help if you got english down first before you start slagging off those who are multilingual. Also I'd learn a bit more about the state of national economies around the globe, because I hear America's economy ain't doing too great right now. I also have a lot of respect for those that can speak more than one language, and I think you'd sadly find that they have better english than you. I'll just run down a list of things for fun and in case you want to brush up:

      1) after 'goes like this' you should have a colon, or at the very least a full stop.
      2) was, not ws
      3) fun, not fund
      4) country, not county
      5) comma or colon after 'as in'
      6) fairly acceptable really - but try not to start sentences with 'and' unless you're sure that your little addendum is actually going to impress anyone

      Not trying to flame or anything. I'm just really easily upset when I hear Americans talk about how great America is. I know they actually believe it, but I think that in most cases it is a result of not realising how great some other countries and cultures are too. They may be surprised to find that a lot of people, like me, wouldn't even want to live in America.

      --
      which is totally what she said
    232. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Would probably help if you got english down first before you start slagging off those who are multilingual. Also I'd learn a bit more about the state of national economies around the globe, because I hear America's economy ain't doing too great right now. I also have a lot of respect for those that can speak more than one language, and I think you'd sadly find that they have better english than you. I'll just run down a list of things for fun and in case you want to brush up:
      Yes, I was on my computer with the borked spell check. It does most of that you mentioned automatically.

      But it doesn't really matter, I was being snide to someone who was snide. Not really a sign of inteligence in the first place is it?

      And you would be correct in that our economy isn't doing all that well right now. But e still have 5 times the GPD of most other first world countries. A lag in the economy doesn't lie about that. But more importantly, if you look at the schools in America where bilingual or multilingual instruction is implemented, they score roughtly 20-30% lower then other areas. California, a state that had bilingual education for th longest of time ended up seeing around a 35% increase in testing scores when they switched to english only after a state proposition passed on the ballot. I would venture to guess that similar results could be found elsewhere.

      Not trying to flame or anything. I'm just really easily upset when I hear Americans talk about how great America is. I know they actually believe it, but I think that in most cases it is a result of not realizing how great some other countries and cultures are too. They may be surprised to find that a lot of people, like me, wouldn't even want to live in America.
      There are a lot of people like you, and then there are a lot of people exactly the opposite of you. Personally, America is great. But it isn't the only country that is great. So while you feel left out of the conversation when hearing Americans talk about how great it is, it isn't like they are saying it is better then your country. I know some people will make that claim, and some of them will probably do it without even knowing where you are from.

      The "better then you" would probably be a result of not knowing how great other countries are. But there is nothing to say that we can't have several countries that are great. Part of human nature is to strive to be great which would be reflected by the productive people of society. Saying my country is great isn't saying your country isn't, even if you think it comes off that way. So relax a little.
    233. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo by somersault · · Score: 1

      Haha.. no I don't feel left out tbh, and it's good that you personally recognise that other countries can be great too, that's a happy medium. I wouldn't call Britain particularly 'great' at the moment, though I do like living here. A couple of reasons I would maybe consider moving to the US would be for the way cheaper housing (I know that inner city places will still be expensive, but there is a lot more suburban land to go around than in the UK) and cheaper goods like cars and electronics equipment. But so far that isn't enough of a draw :P I used to want to live in Canada, but at the moment that wouldn't be a good idea as I still get pissed off by the memory of my Canadian gf.

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      which is totally what she said
  2. What they are thinking. by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmm, let me see. Is this one it? No that's Syria. Is this it? No that's Saudi Arabia. Ah, here we go, Iran.

    1. Re:What they are thinking. by s!lat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The scary part is I think this may be right. It's just too damn "convenient" to be a "coincidence"

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      It's a leather thing
    2. Re:What they are thinking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Let's assume, just for a minute, this is not accidental or some freak of Nature. What reason would the U.S. or another government (of private oil interest?) have to do this?
      Iranian Oil Bourse

      "December 2007 Iran stops accepting U.S. dollars for oil.

      January 2008 Iran's Finance Minister Davoud Danesh-Jafari told reporters the bourse will be inaugurated during the anniversary of the Islamic Revolution (February 1-11) at the latest." Cutting cables sends a more specific message on this issue, than say, bombing. (i.e.: How would transactions in the Oil Bourse be communicated?)

      On the other hand, the knocked-out cables also affected Egypt, UAE, India and a bunch of other countries. This may not be accidental. In the event of a military strike on Iran, a whole bunch of people might want to simultaneously get rid of their dollars. Q: Where would the dollars go? A: Gold, Euros, and non-American, foreign securities. (after the dollar depreciates and stabilizes at a new low, the American stocks and bonds can be bought for a premium.)

      So, who has these assets that can be exchanged for dollars? How would these transactions occur? (I guess satellite/land communication are possible, but they will be jammed up for days because of re-routed traffic.) How are these exchanges technically implemented? several ways, eg:

                Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunication

      Does this mean a military attack against Iran is imminent? Perhaps not -- It could be a threat. But, this could be bad, not just for Iran. Curiously: it seems that threat extends to a lot of brown-type-looking people in or near the Middle East.

    3. Re:What they are thinking. by gaspar+ilom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Step 1: You have a large stockpile of dollars, that are increasingly not worth much.

      Step 2: Cut cables.

      Step 3: Attack Iran.

      Step 3-A: Stock Markets panick; U.S. securities start to plummet. (followed by U.S. dollar)

      Step 3-B: A whole bunch of people in and around the middle east cannot gid rid of their dollars, or U.S. securities -- they cannot buy Gold or Euros on the international market. (Satellite and land lines are jammed by re-routed, regular traffic.)

      Step 4: While a large portion of the world's money is cut-off, buy U.S. stocks at a premium.

      Step 5: PWN the U.S.A.!

      Step 6: Profit!!!

    4. Re:What they are thinking. by Cctoide · · Score: 1

      Do I cut the red wire or the blue wire!?

      --
      "Let's face it, it's a good story. Accuracy would kill it."
    5. Re:What they are thinking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no conspiracy theorist, but in light of this story, there could be cause for some concern: http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=viewArticle&code=JES20080202&articleId=7980

    6. Re:What they are thinking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last week has seen a spate of unexplained, cut, undersea communications cables that has severely disrupted communications in many countries in the Middle East, North Africa and South Asia. As I shall show, the total numbers of cut cables remain in question, but likely number as many as eight, and maybe nine or more.

      The trouble began on 30 January 2008 with CNN reports that two cables were cut off the Egyptian Mediterranean coast, initially severely disrupting Internet and telephone traffic from Egypt to India and many points in between. According to CNN the two cut cables "account for as much as three-quarters of the international communications between Europe and the Middle East." CNN reported that the two cut cables off the Egyptian coast were "FLAG Telecom's FLAG Europe-Asia cable and SeaMeWe-4, a cable owned by a consortium of more than a dozen telecommunications companies".(10) Other reports placed one of the cut cables, SeaMeWe-4, off the coast of France, near Marseille.(9)(12) However, many news organizations reported two cables cut off the Egyptian coast, including the SeaMeWe-4 cable connecting Europe with the Middle East. The possibilities are thus three, based on the reporting in the news media: 1) the SeaMeWe-4 cable was cut off the coast of France, and mistakenly reported as being cut off the coast of Egypt, because it runs from France to Egypt; 2) the SeaMeWe-4 cable was cut off the Egyptian coast and mistakenly reported as being cut off the coast of France, because it runs from France to Egypt; or 3) the SeaMeWe-4 cable was cut both off the Egyptian and the French coasts, nearly simultaneously, leading to confusion in the reporting. I am not sure what to think, because most reports, such as this one from the International Herald Tribune, refer to two cut cables off the Egyptian coast, one of the two being the SeaMeWe4 cable,(11) while other reports also refer to a cut cable off the coast of France.(9)(12) It thus appears that the same cable may have suffered two cuts, both off the French and the Egyptian coasts. So there were likely actually three undersea cables cut in the Mediterranean on 30 January 2008.

      In the case of the cables cut off the Egyptian coast, the news media initially advanced the explanation that the cables had been cut by ships' anchors.(10)(13) But on 3 February the Egyptian Ministry of Communications and Information Technology said that a review of video footage of the coastal waters where the two cables passed revealed that the area had been devoid of ship traffic for the 12 hours preceding and the 12 hours following the time of the cable cuts.(5)(11) So the cable cuts cannot have been caused by ship anchors, in view of the fact that there were no ships there.

      The cable cutting was just getting started. Two days later an undersea cable was reported cut in the Persian Gulf, 55 kilometers off of Dubai.(11) The cable off of Dubai was reported by CNN to be a FLAG Falcon cable.(10) And then on 3 February came reports of yet another damaged undersea cable, this time between Qatar and the UAE (United Arab Emirates).(6)(7)(11)

      The confusion was compounded by another report on 1 February 2008 of a cut undersea cable running through the Suez to Sri Lanka.(19) If the report is accurate this would represent a sixth cut cable. The same article mentions the cut cable off of Dubai in the Persian Gulf, but seeing as the Suez is on the other side of the Arabian peninsula from the Persian Gulf, the article logically appears to be describing two separate cable cutting incidents.

      These reports were followed on 4 February 2008 with a report of even more cut undersea cables. The Khaleej Times reported a total of five damaged undersea cables: two off of Egypt and the cable near Dubai, all of which have already been mentioned in this report. But then the Khaleej Times mentions two that have not been mentioned elsewhere, to my knowledge: 1) a cable in the Persian Gulf near Bandar Abbas, Iran, and 2) the SeaMeWe4 undersea cable near Penang, Malaysia.(3) The one near Pena

  3. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    first post on the fifth cable

    1. Re:fp by halivar · · Score: 4, Funny

      first post on the fifth cable
      No wonder it took so long to get here.
    2. Re:fp by broadbanned · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, this article was a complete waste of time. Maybe you guys should read up on the facts before posting:

      http://cryptogon.com/?p=1980

  4. Drastic traffic shaping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one way to do traffic shaping :-D

  5. Iran has NOT "offline" by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...and has NOT lost net connectivity.

    One router in Iran -- the one that happens to be used by Internet Traffic Report -- is unreachable. As are dozens of single points on the internet in many states in the region.

    A quick perusal of, e.g., newspaper web sites in Iran finds every one I have tried working fine, including all state-run media. As is the web site of the Government of Iran and numerous other government and press web sites physically located in Iran. See for yourself. (And yes, I am aware that simply ending in .ir does not mean the site is necessarily physically in Iran, but you can easily verify that nearly all of them are.)

    I know all of you are just itching to believe it's a US information operation (I love some of the articles..."a secret Pentagon strategy called 'information warfare'" -- uh, guys, I hate to break this to you, but it's not a secret) to cut Iran off from the internet in advance of the secret Iran invasion that Bush -- er, Cheney -- is oh-so-obviously planning.

    No one ever said that one ship damaged all the cables. What was said was that a single ship probably cut two cables in a particular area off Egypt. But that has been called into doubt in that location. Unfortunately, it isn't clear exactly where some of the cables have been damaged, so simply because one area didn't have a ship doesn't mean it wasn't possible for it to be damaged elsewhere.

    Even if someone is cutting the cables, as telecom and undersea cable experts believe is unlikely, it would be better to actually consider the facts of the situation, instead of feeing the conspiracy mill with garbage like "Iran is offline" when it clearly isn't? How about waiting until the cables are raised to see what kind of damage has been caused?

    But if you want to believe one guy's blog post that "Iran is offline", which ends with:

    this author actually dug a bit deeper and found a trail that leads from the owners of most of these internet cables all the way back to some very, very large companies in the U.S. and in the U.K. Which companies you ask? Who is behind this?

    Well, that's the topic for my next post. You'll have to subscribe to my RSS feed and stay tuned for my findings. Don't worry, the wait will be short.
    ...then be my guest. How convenient! If we want to learn "which" big evil companies are behind what is obviously a US operation to cut Iran off from the internet, all we have to do is subscribe to his ad-laden blog!

    Or, we could perhaps consider that "[m]ost telecommunications experts and cable operators say that sabotage seems unlikely."

    Or, we could perhaps believe the facts, which is that Iran is not "offline", as I have illustrated above.

    It seems that the premise to this story -- namely, that Iran is "offline" -- is patently incorrect. So, since that is untrue, what are the motivations of people who want to believe this is a prelude to war?

    That lying about it somehow serves a greater purpose?

    Oh, and by the way, for all you pushers of the Information Warfare theory, keep in mind that it runs both ways. I wouldn't be surprised before Iran picks up on the conspiracy stories and starts promoting that itself. What a great way to detract attention from its continuing defiance of the world community -- no, not just the US -- on its nuclear processing.
    1. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by provigilman · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Wait a minute... You mean someone on /. jumped the gun and immediately blamed everything on a Bush/Cheney conspiracy plan with almost no effort to actually determine the accurracy of the story?

      I've never heard of such a thing........

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    2. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by ahsile · · Score: 4, Funny

      Omg... Get your tinfoil hat hating ass out of here. This is slashdot! Everything is a conspiracy! Iran is being slowly disconnected from the internet so that the US can bomb them and nobody will know! Because reporters couldn't ever tell us about it without the interwab!

      Sheesh.

    3. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by unbug · · Score: 5, Funny

      A quick perusal of, e.g., newspaper web sites in Iran finds every one I have tried working fine, including all state-run media. As is the web site of the Government of Iran and numerous other government and press web sites physically located in Iran. See for yourself. Jeez, if this goes on Iran will be offline - it will be slashdotted. But maybe that was the plan all along...
    4. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No one ever said that one ship damaged all the cables.

      True - Why limit it to one ship, when we have the whole US fleet to choose from?

      Look, I don't normally believe in conspiracy theories (they take too much work to implement, and usually you can explain the same outcome by a lot of people all acting out of simple greedy self-interest). But we've gone how many decades with undersea cables only rarely taking damage, and now we have five, which just happen to affect a region of the world in which we have a strategic interest, all cut within two weeks???

      Take the blinders off, friend. Even if the US didn't do it, someone (cough cough Israel cough) did, and deliberately at that.

    5. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Odin_Tiger · · Score: 1
      I had read about this yesterday on Reddit, but even taking that into account - all these incidents combined in this short a timespan makes for one hell of an interesting coincidence. Even a sci-fi / fantasy fan like me has to feel their suspension of disbelief getting stretched. I have to say, I'm beginning to wonder the same thing as Bruce:

      What the hell is going on out there?
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      Unpleasantries.
    6. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by peragrin · · Score: 1

      shhhhh!!! Realspeak isn't allowed in slashdot.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    7. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by TheOldSchooler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You beter be careful my friend. They are watching you now.

    8. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and has NOT lost net connectivity.

      Meanwhile, at the NWO headquarters:

      Underling: "President Bush, Iran still isn't offline!"
      Bush: "Dammit, Osama, what the fuck am I paying you for?"
      Bin Laden: "Sorry Sir, I'll get right on it"
      Elvis: "And get it right this time!"

    9. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by LSD-OBS · · Score: 1

      Very good point.

      Just thought I'd point out, however, that Iran still has some communications backbone that runs over satellite, so being able to reach major Iranian servers from outside doesn't *neccessarily* mean they have any functioning cables, although I'd be impressed if this were the case, because that means there's been some pretty impossibly quick re-routing going on, depending on their topology anyway.

      If it turns out they are going through satellite, and that suddenly falls out of the sky, then I'm going to don the nearest metal headware.

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      Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why. -- Hunter S. Thompson
    10. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 1

      Don't be too quick to blame the U.S. or Israel -- there's more than enough governments in the middle east that could possibly view the internet as "the bringer of the corrupting influence of the west." They might have cut the cables to limit access by their populations. Of course, in the past when these governments have performed acts of sabotage, they shout that they have done it so I don't know. I'm just glad my internets are still making it through the tubes okay, might actually get some work done otherwise.

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      Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!
    11. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question becomes, how many providers are left with a connections to the area? If it is 1(or 1 has a majority of the remaining bandwidth), I see a party much more motivated to cut the cables than the US government would ever be.

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    12. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by jdjbuffalo · · Score: 1

      Why is this rated as a "Troll".

      For the clueless mods "Troll" != I disagree

      On the other hand it could be that Taco gave the CIA some mod points... *Puts on tinfoil hat*

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    13. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by carandol · · Score: 1

      A quick browse round the website that supposedly shows Iran to be completely offline, also (at the moment) shows Germany, Florida and Colombia to be offline too. What conspiracy theory can be used to link these disparate regions?

    14. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by pla · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is this rated as a "Troll".

      Thanks for the support, but I could have answered that question before I ever posted (fortunately my karma can take the occasional hit): Because I mentioned Israel.

      If I had left that word out as the in-all-seriousness second most likely source of (or partner in) this sabotage, I probably would have made a +5. Most people, however, just can't grasp the idea that you can hold the political state of Israel in utter contempt for its actions, without expressing antisemitism.

    15. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > > I have to say, I'm beginning to wonder the same thing as Bruce:
      >
      > What the hell is going on out there?

      Scariest sentence I've read this week.

      You know something very weird is happening when the Chuck Norris of the Internet is asking "What the hell is going on out there?"

      Once is accident, twice is coincidence, three (five, sir!) times is enemy action, four is right out.

    16. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by PortHaven · · Score: 4, Informative

      And Israel's beef with Asia is?

      And India, who is on pretty decent terms with Israel...I mean Israel wants the data lines cut why?

      I'd give more respect to aliens planning an Independence Day attack credence than some of the bologne on Slashdot comments at the moment.

    17. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      I'm getting way too little lag chatting with my buddy for it to be bouncing off a satellite... they've got to have some kind of terrestrial links still. Not to mention he's just got a home connection, nothing like ISP level connectivity.

    18. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by cHiphead · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hadn't considered that angle. Maybe its the first step of the aliens plans to disable the internet prior to invasion, they're checking response time on repairs, its a great tactical move.

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    19. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Farhood · · Score: 5, Funny

      just called some family (in Iran)...asked them if their 'net was up. they said yea...asked me if mine was up. I said no...damn comcast.

    20. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's obviously an action against that new Persian, neo-Nazi, Cuban, Jewish, Canadian-senior-citizen, cocaine-dealing terrorist group we've been hearing so much about in the news this week. Sheesh, don't you guys keep up with the news?

    21. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the one that happens to be used by Internet Traffic Report

      In other words, the router that everyone looks at to determine if Iran is still connected to the internet or not is down, clearly it was stupid of everyone to decide that that meant Iran is not connected to the internet. Perhaps energy is better spent improving the ITR to produce better indications of connectivity.

      but you can easily verify that nearly all of them are

      RIPE is the group responsible for European/Middle East/Central Asia region, but using IP allocations to determine the location where a computer is misleading, the IP address for our connection at work is registered to AT&T in Texas, but I'm not, unfortunately a traceroute to iran.ir peters out in Turkey before reaching the destination, so it's hard to say where iran.ir is actually hosted.

      No one ever said that one ship damaged all the cables.

      It takes two to make it a conspiracy. None of the people you're railing against ever claimed it was a single boat, in fact back when it was just three cables cut, that's what the anti-conspiracy-theorists were claiming, that one boat with a wayward anchor had "cut" all three lines (even though the third line was in a completely different place, and oh hey supposedly not all of the lines were cut by boats, some are just down for unspecified reasons).

      I wouldn't be surprised before Iran picks up on the conspiracy stories

      Wow, conspiracy theories spreading in an information vacuum, who woulda thunk it! All it takes for it to end is for whoever is responsible for the lines to come out and say what happened (after all, if it wasn't done by a government, it's hardly a "state secret"), but I'm guessing they're sitting back and enjoying laughing at the silly rumors.

    22. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by numbsafari · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Love the Elvis ref.

    23. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Okay, Mr Smartguy, fine. What criteria would you use to authorize suspicion? Obviously FIVE coincidences aren't enough. Perhaps FIFTY is a better mark? FIVE HUNDRED? What? What's the mark that makes you think 'something is funky', etc?

      You may be correct, and the caution caused by us 'alarmists' that believe a mere FIVE coincidences is hinky could all be in vain.

      I fear, however, that by the time we are finished waiting for you to control this conversation the worst of it will be long-since over.

      People like you are why this nation sucks.

    24. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a great way to detract attention from its continuing defiance of the world community -- no, not just the US -- on its nuclear processing.

      Sorry to bust your bubble, but there is hardly a world consensus on the handling of Iran's nuclear processing other then the United States overbearing pressure on other permanent members of the U.N. security counsel plus Germany, well as least behind the scenes:

      http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=41064

      Besides both Russia and China have not adhered to any sanctions imposed on Iran by the U.N. Security counsel plus you even have states like Turkey that have told the United States to "piss off" when asked to cut international banking ties with Iran:

      http://www.turkishdailynews.com.tr/article.php?enewsid=95039

      I guest you didn't here about that little tidbit of information in the western press. Just as you posted not to believe that cut cables are some type of "US information operation" as some have suggested you have to not believe in the western press lack of, or willful omissions, of facts other then statements by US governmental officials and/or major corporations that will benefit from such "disinformation". Now would you like some bread to go with your circus?

      "The American press, with very few exceptions, is a kept press. Kept by the big corporations the way a whore is kept by a rich man." - Theodore Dreiser

    25. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Trails · · Score: 1

      *insert massive amounts of applause here*

      Thank you for posting this, the churn around this cable cutting stuff is reaching epic proportions and it's good to see someone trying to keep an even keel.

    26. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      STFU about how "Israel" got your post modded "troll". Your post got modded "troll" because those of us with brains and lives don't spend enough time posting and metamoderating on Slashdot to get mod points, so mods are stupid.

      Never attribute to malice that which retardation adequately explains.

    27. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      People say Israel did it because people always say Israel did it. As a matter of fact, nobody seems to have checked if Israel itself lost any connectivity from these cables.

      It was probably just some Islamic terror group that suddenly realized that if they cut off internet access and *didn't* immediately beat their chests they could have America or Israel blamed for attacking the Middle East somehow.

    28. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Since when has Israel worried about who it fucks over in attacking it's enemy's. Why do you think Mossad are illegal in so many countries?

    29. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Pescar · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Assuming this is not a coincedence (which i very much think it isn't by now), maybe the lines were pointed at iran and just went through asia?

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      so.... you're a girl, huh?
    30. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Even if someone is cutting the cables, as telecom and undersea cable experts believe is unlikely,


      Having those cables cut (and I use the term generically in this case, not in reference to a deliberate act) is relatively uncommon compared to what we've seen in the last few days. Five major lines cut in the last few days, in the Middle East, specifically disrupting states our current administration dislikes, is just too convenient to be coincidence.

      Sure, if it were scuba divers, one would be at danger of narcosis and other scary stuff but think about it. if Muslim extremists want to provoke a Jihad, they do not worry about dying - they welcome it, and the 9/11 attacks and near-daily bombings in Israel prove it. They are Muslim fundamentalists who believe it is their duty to convert everyone to Islam, if not willingly, then by the sword, and that if they die in that quest, they will be immediately escorted to Heaven and be given 72 virgins as wives. Contrast that to Judaism and Christianity where the TNK (Tenach) is expected to be followed (or in some Christians' views, the New Testament and disregard the Tenach), and that is a message of peace and conversion by setting an example, not by conquest.

      Anyway, if a Muslim terrorist organization is bent on spawning a jihad and winning 72 virgins in the afterlife, what deterrent is narcosis and death? They would welcome it as they see it as their duty and honor. That is why Muslim terrorists sometimes use their children in terrorist bombings; they think they are doing good for their children because they think they are sending their children directly to Allah.

      No, five lines servicing nations which the Bush administration is at odds with, in the space of a few days is just too convenient to be coincidence. I think it's one of three things:

      1. The Bush administration (or an ally) is attempting to provoke the Muslims to declaring a Jihad, which will likely lead to WWIII and make the administration's friends extremely wealthy and also lead to a power grab domestically because they (the administration) will convince many (if not most) citizens that suspending the constitution is not only legitimate in the time of national defense actions (it's NOT ever justifiable to suspend the constitution) and put martial law into place, effectively indefinitely extending the current presidential term

      2. Muslim extremists are trying to spawn a Jihad to fulfill their Koran-mandated mission and convert the world to Islam - especially Jews and friends of Jews (Christians) -- or an enemy of the US, such as Russia or China, are trying to provoke such a war to use the Muslims to break the USA.

      3. Sheer, eerie coincidence (unlikely)

      Don't rule out SCUBA divers. It may be unlikely but it is not unreasonable or implausible.
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      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
    31. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No, actually, you got moderated Troll because your post is full of accusations that are essentially groundless. In the entire thing, you have one interesting fact, which is that having five cables cut in quick succession is quite rare. (Do you know that? How often are cables actually cut? Is this actually a rare event?) If you had come on and said, "usually in the world, there are three or four cables cut each YEAR, and now we have five in a single month." You might have had something worth modding up.

      Secondly, you randomly accuse the US (and Israel). You suggest no particular reason for this, if you had come up with evidence that the US is systematically cutting off all the infrastructure of Iran, you would have something. If you had showed some vast financial benefit to the US in cutting the lines, that would be interesting. But you didn't, thus your post is an unsubstantiated troll.

      Thirdly, if you are going to start blaming the US for stuff, come up with something real, ok? We do enough stuff that is bad you don't need to make up conspiracies to start blaming us for as well.

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    32. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      People like you are why this nation sucks.
      Are you from Canada too? I'm sorry...
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      Grammer Nazis - I mod you "troll" unless you actually add something on-topic. Yes, I know I have mispellings in my sig.
    33. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by felipekk · · Score: 1

      Dude, all their sites are hosted on GoDaddy...

    34. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by infosinger · · Score: 1

      Its obvious that the real cause are mutant fish that are eating the cables. The mutations, of course, were caused by the leakage of petroleum into the sea over several years in that region.

    35. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by raju1kabir · · Score: 2, Informative

      But we've gone how many decades with undersea cables only rarely taking damage

      Not very many decades. Here in east-ish Asia we depend on transpacific cables quite a bit. At least once a year, and sometimes more, some cable will take a hit, causing congestion on the alternate routes and making net access sucky for days or weeks.

      But definitely centidecades go by without incident.

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    36. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50% redundant, 50% overrated?!! Oh well, nice try. ;-)

      I am sure if this was a first post you would have got at least one funny mod point for a decent Simpsons reference. It's hard to work out what motivates the mods sometimes.

    37. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That one gets redundant, and the one I thought would get redundant gets a +5, Informative. Good to see the mods haven't cut back on the drugs.

    38. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by konohitowa · · Score: 0, Troll

      Re:Iran has NOT "offline" (Score:0, Troll)
      by konohitowa (220547) on Wednesday February 06, @08:29AM (#22321266)
      Wow. I'm amazed you got away with a +3 interesting on that [so far]. Any kind of coherent discussion that doesn't toe the party line around here usually dooms one to -1 Troll/Flamebait/Off Topic or similar. Nice job!

      Need I say more?

    39. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs to inform Iran that a bunch of squiggly lines is not good web design.

    40. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by hjf · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Ask Israel why they're spending billions of dollars building walls around their country, if they don't have problems with their neighbors -- oh wait! But they do! They settled in Muslim holy land "because the bible says so" (but never anyone dared to call Israel religious fanatics), they make friends with the largest powers, do some favors, some dirty jobs, and play the "we are the victims of the holocaust" card ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

      Meanwhile, crazy dictators rule the poor middle-east countries (Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan ...), and Israel just goes and kills their people. Yes, they do, they cross israel borders and DESTROY poor farmers' houses. They don't let even the children through their stupid walls, now these children can't go to school, people can't go to cities. Hamas breaks the walls and people run desperate into Israel because they live under dictators regimes, and they really don't care about Mohamed and the Talibans and all that crap. And Israel just closes their borders and kills everyone who dares cross them.

      Israel is the single, most racist country in the face of the earth, and people are afraid of mentioning it. When you see "suicide bomber kills 10 people in some-fucking-place-in-israel" is all over the news, with big bold letters. When Israel attacks their neighbors (AS IT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN THE LAST MONTH IN CASE YOU DON'T NOTICE), news reports are quick flashes -- nothing valuable has been lost.

      And it is true that the jews do own the media, and the banks, and the world. But you're too stupid to THINK about anything. You get the news processed and feed down your throath. Open your eyes and look at the atrocities the Israel STATE is commiting again CIVILIANS in neighbor countries. At least Hamas and those religious fanatics are not part of the state. But Israel is openly killing people as a foreign policy. The UN tries to sanction them and they don't give a fuck. Then they go crying into the UN's arms when Iran tries to play with the atom, and they manage to sanction Iran. Fuck israel.

    41. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      What is this 'Canadia' of which you speak?

      Should we verify from our Overlords that it exists as well?

    42. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by 1310nm · · Score: 1

      Lord Dark Helmet: "Comb the spectrum!"

    43. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Ass-clown Muslim much?

    44. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ask Israel why they're spending billions of dollars building walls around their country Obviously racism, not the suicide bombers that think killing Israeli children is funny.

      They settled in Muslim holy land That sucks, but they're there now, raising kids, living life, and making a lot more with what they've got than their neighbors, I might add. Still think they should move? Well, the Native Americans would like a word with you. Oh, its different when we're talking about you, huh? If you're American, you're a hypocrite.

      "we are the victims of the holocaust" card ALL THE FUCKING TIME No they don't. That's just some shit the idiot who wrote that Protocols of the Elders of Zion made up.

      crazy dictators rule the poor middle-east countries That's Israel's fault, how? Oh, that's right, the global conspiracy that no one's been able to prove.

      When Israel attacks their neighbors...news reports are quick flashes Where were you when the news constantly had stories about Israel bombing Lebanon?

      And it is true that the jews do own the media, and the banks, and the world. Wow. Do you have any, what are they called, FACTS to back that up? Any proof of this vast Jewish conspiracy? Besides a few hundred years of hateful accusations, I mean.

      But you're too stupid to THINK about anything. Pot. Kettle. Black.

      Open your eyes and look at the atrocities the Israel STATE is commiting again CIVILIANS in neighbor countries Wow, you finally got something half right. When provoked, Israel has harmed civilians. That's a bad thing, yes. Of course, that doesn't mean all Israelis/Jews (since you it doesn't look like you can tell the difference) are bad anymore the all Americans are since the US is harming civilians now in the Middle East, too. Again, if you're American, you're a hypocrite. And, of course, their civilians are being harmed too. I noticed you're not condemning that. Looks like you're the racist.

      At least Hamas and those religious fanatics are not part of the state. No, they're just backed by the state, and even if they weren't, is Israel just supposed to take it? Of course they are, they're the greedy, world-running Jews, aren't they?

      Then they go crying into the UN's arms when Iran tries to play with the atom, and they manage to sanction Iran. Considering Ahmadinejad said he wanted to wipe Israel off the map, can you blame them? If some one said they wanted to shoot you, would you want them to have a rifle, even if they claimed it was just to go hunting? I hope I'm wrong, but I sure wouldn't want Iran's current theocracy to have nukes.

      Fuck israel. Fuck anti-semitic assholes. In Israel, you have relative freedom. In other Middle East countries, you can be executed for speaking out against the Koran, being homosexual, or being raped. Nice. I don't condone all of Israel's actions, but they're just randomly killing Arabs for the fun of it, they just want to be left alone. But some people (hint:you) will hate them because they're Jews no matter what they do. But they have the right to defend themselves. Their government hasn't always made the wisest moves, but the common people do not deserve to be constantly attacked by the neighboring countries. If you disagree, you are wrong.
    45. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistically, anything but sabotage is unlikely. I think we turn to science for answers, and statistics tell us that these cuts are not a coincidence.

      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

    46. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by ZDRuX · · Score: 1

      Omg... Get your tinfoil hat hating ass out of here. This is slashdot! Everything is a conspiracy! Iran is being slowly disconnected from the internet so that the US can bomb them and nobody will know! Because reporters couldn't ever tell us about it without the interwab!
       
      Sheesh.


      Uhmm no, that's not why they would cut the lines. It's not to stop reporters from reporting (since they will only report what you want to hear), but it's mostly to stop Iranian people from crying for help or posting pictures and video's on their blogs of what is happening (if anything should actually happen).
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    47. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Overrated, for all those times when you're just too stupid to post a reply. I know it's lame to whine about moderation, but if I'm wrong, please correct me. Modding overrated just proves that I'm correct, and someone who doesn't like it can't counter my points.

      I win.

    48. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      daveschroeder homepage

      >About Me
      >
      >I am located at the University of Wisconsin in Madison, Wisconsin. I work in the University's Division of Information Technology
      >(DoIT), and am part of the Systems Engineering group as a senior systems engineer. I design and support systems and services
      >primarily in enterprise and research environments at the University. I was student here at Wisconsin, as well as at Michigan while a
      >part of Air Force ROTC. I am currently studying intelligence at American Military University. I am also an administrator on
      >Intellipedia, the Intelligence Community wikis on Intelink. For contact information, see the left sidebar.

      coconspirator?

    49. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      part of the cover dude, if it was JUST Iran offline, that would be blatently obvious, spreading the damage out over the whole region and making it appear as cascade failures is definately the low-key way of approaching this

    50. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by hjf · · Score: 1

      no, I'm not american. And, of course, you missed my point. A crazy muslim extremist killing civilians, even if UNOFFICIALLY supported by the country, is one thing. A state backed by the world's powerful nations, killing civilians with guns and missiles is very different. They don't try to get along with their neighbors. They say they have the Mossad and one of the most powerful armies, and they need to go and kill innocent people? Why don't they go and kill the Hamas leaders if they're so good? Oh yes, because it's like the americans "we are the best, the baddest, the bad motherfuckers", and one day a crazy arab takes a plane and fucks the US right in the ass, billions and billions of dollars, FBI, CIA, DOD and the most powerful army. And yet a crazy arab with a pocket knife beats them... it's all a lie.

    51. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Apologies for the hypocrite accusations, then. I happen to agree with what you say in this post, Israel could exercise lot more tact in their military operations (killing civilians is both morally wrong [and that's an understatement] and tactically erroneous [because, even if you are struck first, you've become 'the bad guy' in the minds of the other nation's common people]), and they could (and should) try harder to establish peace. It's the common people, on both sides, who should be protected, and attacking them, which all parties are guilty of, is a tragedy.

    52. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by ildon · · Score: 1

      Hey, I would have modded you troll, too. I mean c'mon, it's funny.

    53. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same experts most people blindly believe because of credentials said the earth was flat and that we're the center of the universe, that we couldn't break the sound barrier etc etc. Open your mind folks... deny ignorance.

    54. Re:Iran has NOT "offline" by shpoffo · · Score: 1

      And, good sir, regardless of how eloquent your arguments, they could be a well-placed stratagem element in a campaign whose purpose is to play part in creating a larger advantage

  6. Coincidence? by vertaxis · · Score: 0

    2 cut cables are a coincidence

    3 or more has to be deliberate. The question is, who is cutting the cables and what is their agenda?

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    Fear is the enemy; the one true enemy. {Sun Tzu-The Art of War}
    1. Re:Coincidence? by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

      Why does three or more *have* to be deliberate? To say its not a coincidence, you'd have to be an authority on it in some form. Data that would help us understand the nature of 5 cables being cut would be: How many cables are cut yearly? How many cables are there worldwide?

      Then, if it appears unlikely that this many cables could go dark based on past experience, then you ask harder questions: How deep are the cables where the cut happens? Are the cuts in high-traffic boating areas?

      A specific number of events of a certain type does not automatically make something 'deliberate'. Like any investigation, facts should be gathered and analyzed. Saying 'deliberate, who did it' is jumping the gun. Imagine this same philosophy with science, medicine or technology. "I've dropped three packets today. It must be deliberate!".

      Its exactly this sort of thinking that drives crazy conspiracy thinkers. Instead of investigating facts and probability, they immediately turn to 'who benefits', instead of 'what caused'.

      --
      Reason, free market capitalism, and individualism
    2. Re:Coincidence? by ps236 · · Score: 1

      That's just what we were saying here. For all I know, a cable might be being cut every couple of months on average, but they repair it within a week, and use the redundant cables in the meantime. No one would notice. But, if several cables go at the same time, it becomes a big problem. If cable faults were that common, then 3 or 4 (or maybe even 5) could well just be coincidence.

      Wait until they repair them and see if they say anything, and what. It should be easy to tell whether they were caught on an anchor, bombed or cut (but whether they were caught on an anchor accidentally or deliberately would be harder to tell).

  7. Traffic Intercept by RichMan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Cut all the alternate paths until the traffic you desire to capture comes through your surveillance hub.

    not-so-thick-tinfoil

    1. Re:Traffic Intercept by electronerdz · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thought... the US (or whomever) will "conveniently" provide an Internet connection to Iran in their "time of crisis". Then monitor every data packet which travels over it.

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      Kernel Krunch - Part of a Complete OS
    2. Re:Traffic Intercept by jcnnghm · · Score: 1

      Except that espionage is worthless if the enemy is suspicious that you are engaged in it. For it to be effective the enemy has to believe you can't hear what they are saying, otherwise they'll just feed you false information. This theory is, at best, flawed. I think the smart money is on Islamic Isolationists.

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      You don't make the poor richer by making the rich poorer. - Winston Churchill
  8. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The system is down. The system is down. The system is down. Down. Down, down, down, down.

    1. Re:hmm by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, all this conspiracy theory stuff about the NSA/CIA is a bunch of crap. There is no way that they coul&`+'${`%&NO CARRIER

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  9. Suspicious... by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 1

    Is anyone else beginning to think there's something fishy going on? (OK, sorry, excuse the pun).

    If I'm honest, I was suspicious from the start, but I'm a tad too paranoid I guess.

  10. wtf by prelelat · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Okay something is going on, I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories but shit. How do 5 connections get cut? Someone in one of the other articles said it could have been under sea volcanic activity but does account for all 5? I would have to say something weird is going on if you ask me. If anything I'm not buying a lottery ticket today, the planets have aligned and its not in our favor.

    1. Re:wtf by wilsonng · · Score: 1

      If undersea cables are not laid down properly and are easy to find and sabotage, then our whole internet infra is built on a foundation of loose sand...

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      Wilson Ng What matters is what you can, and cannot do.... Captain Jack Sparrow
    2. Re:wtf by rasputin465 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If anything I'm not buying a lottery ticket today, the planets have aligned and its not in our favor.

      And before this, lottery tickets were a safe investment??

      "The lottery is just a tax for people who can't do math."

    3. Re:wtf by cytg.net · · Score: 1

      Mayhaps we should look towards titles such as "Independence day" rather that "Achmed the dead terroist" .. maybe they're using the cut cables as some kind of signal ... oh wait!!

  11. Is it really offline this time? by eln · · Score: 5, Informative

    I remember last time a cable cut was reported they said Iran was offline that time as well. I'm not so sure Iran is really offline now either. I have been clicking into the websites of various Iranian universities and all of the ones I've checked so far are up, although some are kind of slow. While I guess it's possible some of them are hosting their main websites offshore, I doubt all of them are. Unfortunately, the routers here block outgoing traceroute for some dumb reason, so I can't verify for sure, but it seems like Iran is not as offline as we might think.

    1. Re:Is it really offline this time? by Altari · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure Iran is really offline now either. Last report I heard Iran was running at 27% capacity. And that was when only 4 cables were cut. Now we have five.

      This is great Sesame Street fodder. 5 cables cut, hahaha.

    2. Re:Is it really offline this time? by Stefanwulf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Renesys (who really know what it's doing in this space) has posted a refutation to this exact story, explaining that while Iran did suffer from the cut cables the same as the rest of the middle east, it did not go offline, and looking at why TFA may have thought it did. It goes quite in-depth.

      http://www.renesys.com/blog/2008/02/attention_iran_is_not_disconne_1.shtml

    3. Re:Is it really offline this time? by erbbysam · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be possible that the US government is setting up the cable system around Iran so that all traffic is routed through the US, as previously posted somewhere? Then blocking traceroutes in and out of Iran so nobody knows where exactly there traffic is going between here and there? The effectively having full unknown access to all of Iran's connectivity? Tin Foil Hat ftw

  12. Plate tectonics by Nonillion · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is it possible this is the result of plate tectonics? How much elasticity do these cables have? Is it possible that the shifting continents are causing these cable breaks, or is there something more sinister afoot.

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    "I bow to no man" - Riddick
    1. Re:Plate tectonics by jizziknight · · Score: 1

      I was wondering the same thing. It seems plausible that if the plates shifted enough in the right directions, that the cables would break due to the stress. Though, I would hope that there would have been enough slack in the cables to account for the shifting. Can anyone shed some light on this?

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    2. Re:Plate tectonics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything's possible. But that's extremely unlikely. The cable installers would have to be absolute morons not to include at least a couple feet* of slack, and you don't hire that sort of monkey to do this sort of job.

      *This is how slowly the tectonic plates move, and why I didn't type "a couple hundred miles" above:

      http://hypertextbook.com/facts/ZhenHuang.shtml

    3. Re:Plate tectonics by Gabest · · Score: 1

      What about temperature changes of the sea? I bet it affects the length more than tectonic activity.

    4. Re:Plate tectonics by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      First: plate movement produces earthquakes, which would definitely have been noticed so close to shore. Second: the breaks didn't all occur in the same area. Some were near Alexandria, some were at the mouth of the Persian Gulf, 2000 km away. There's definitely something weird going on.

    5. Re:Plate tectonics by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      these faults are close to shore, earthquakes and large plate movements near countries are noticed and reported

    6. Re:Plate tectonics by scubamage · · Score: 1

      Plates move about 1 inch a year (at least thats what I remember from geology classes at the university). So unless the cables have been there for 100 years or so, I doubt theres been enough movement to break the cables (barring a suboceanic earthquake which could go completely unnoticed - a la the one in Indonesia a few years back).

  13. Iran has been down for a few days... by Avitor · · Score: 0

    According to Internet Traffic Report the Tehran node has been down for few days.

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    My /. Karma is a bum rap.
  14. It's just an attempt to get traffic by emj · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He says he knows it all he will just wait until his next post to tell you all, so this is where "journalism" is heading. It's all about the money of course, but it's actually the first time it's been so clear.

    I don't think s/he has anything.

    1. Re:It's just an attempt to get traffic by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

      ...so this is where "journalism" is heading. It's all about the money of course, but it's actually the first time it's been so clear.

      You must not watch Fox.
    2. Re:It's just an attempt to get traffic by esper · · Score: 1

      Heading? Heading?!? It's been there for years, if not decades. How many TV news programs have said things like "Coming up next, Foo - the invisible killer! Find out all about it, including how to protect yourself, after the commercial break." The really bad ones start off the show by announcing they'll talk about it later in the program, then leave it for the absolute last segment so that they can string viewers along to sit through all the commercials, or even pre-announce it during commercials in the preceding program.

      So, no, "subscribe to my ad-laden blog to get the whole story" is about as new as a patent for "doing something everyone's done since the beginning of time - on the internet."

    3. Re:It's just an attempt to get traffic by emj · · Score: 1

      Yeah perhaps more so in the states, but on the web I've actually never seen it put into words like that before. It's done a lot like LWN.nets 5 part Memory articles but that really isn't as bad as this...

  15. How many? by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't they say Iran was completely offline when the third cable was cut? Then I hear a fourth cable was and they were "now they're offline"! Now there's a fifth cable cut and the news is saying "Now they're REALLY REALLY offline!". And yet it still appears that they are still not offline.

    So, how many fscking cables do they have and can they please tell us exactly how many have to go down before I can't ping a single thing in Iran? I don't wanna go through this on the next 12 cables . . .

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    "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    1. Re:How many? by gingerTabs · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, how many fscking cables do they have and can they please tell us exactly how many have to go down before I can't ping a single thing in Iran? I don't wanna go through this on the next 12 cables . . . Surely your military advisers would give you a better answer than /. George...
    2. Re:How many? by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      And yet it still appears that they are still not offline.
      Iranian minister of (dis)information: We are not offline, I repeat, we are not offline.
      It looks like he is more effective that Iraqi minissssster of information.
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      Extreme Programming - Redundant Array of Inexpensive Developers
    3. Re:How many? by Thornburg · · Score: 1

      In order to cut enough cables to get Iran, or virtually any other non-island nation off the internet, you are going to need your anchor-dragging boats to start flying, and maybe a few back-hoes to, because they surely have some overland and/or underground fiber as well?

    4. Re:How many? by jc42 · · Score: 1

      So, how many fscking cables do they have and can they please tell us exactly how many have to go down before I can't ping a single thing in Iran? I don't wanna go through this on the next 12 cables . . .

      Y'know; it's really, really hard to cut the lines that go via satellites.

      Of course, China did recently shoot up one of their own satellites, leaving zillions of pieces of shrapnel in orbit for at least the next several decades. Maybe we should add them to the list of suspects.

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  16. Is this really confirmed? by Drakin020 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Iran has shown a connection of 0 for the past week or so. That doesn't mean a cable was cut does it? Just means that you cannot ping that one router. Last time I checked Iran had more than 1 router.

    Also look at this.
    http://www.internettrafficreport.com/namerica.htm

    Does that mean Florida is offline? No it just means you cannot communicate with one of their routers.

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    The greatest revenge in life is massive success.
    1. Re:Is this really confirmed? by sjaguar · · Score: 1

      Uh oh. It looks like Africa, Germany, and Columbia are gone too.

      http://www.internettrafficreport.com/europe.htm
      http://www.internettrafficreport.com/samerica.htm

      Out of curiosity, I wonder how much traffic ITR and similar sites generate when determining if a router/site is up or not.

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      If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
    2. Re:Is this really confirmed? by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      According to that, Minnesota doesn't even exist. Am I currently in a different dimension? :(

    3. Re:Is this really confirmed? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, if Germany is down, then I wonder how I'm able to connect to Slashd@%&
      NO CARRIER

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    4. Re:Is this really confirmed? by tm2b · · Score: 1

      I don't blame you - I've never been more skeptical of the existence of Minnesota than when I was there, myself.

      --
      "It is our blasphemy which has made us great, and will sustain us, and which the gods secretly admire in us." - Zelazny
  17. Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by daveschroeder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oops.

    So when the basic, sole premise and of the story is wrong, and by extension the clear implication, where do we go from there?

    1. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Firehose, of course!

    2. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taco - fix the summary and title!

    3. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by stonecypher · · Score: 5, Funny

      So when the basic, sole premise and of the story is wrong, and by extension the clear implication, where do we go from there?
      I'm not sure. Traditionally someone says something about Katz or Piquapille, but it's not so easy here.
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    4. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      So when the basic, sole premise and of the story is wrong, and by extension the clear implication, where do we go from there?

      Ewe muss bee knew hear.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    5. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by gambit3 · · Score: 1

      You're foolishly assuming that Slashdot cares about accuracy.

    6. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by AcidPenguin9873 · · Score: 1

      11?

    7. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by mh1997 · · Score: 1
      "So when the basic, sole premise and of the story is wrong, and by extension the clear implication, where do we go from there?"

      www.digg.com?

    8. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by doug141 · · Score: 1

      We must now review the new data from whatever angle is required to arrive at the conclusion we already decided we wanted, like this +5 post:
      "Cut all the alternate paths until the traffic you desire to capture comes through your surveillance hub."
      http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=444028&cid=22321082

    9. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We post a dupe and start the whole thing over again. You must be new here.

    10. Re:Except that Iran has NOT gone "offline" by ildon · · Score: 1

      Wait I got this one.... modus tollens?

  18. riiight. by apodyopsis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    from TFA "However, this author actually dug a bit deeper and found a trail that leads from the owners of most of these internet cables all the way back to some very, very large companies in the U.S. and in the U.K. Which companies you ask? Who is behind this?"

    what. the. fuck?

    the author clearly has his tinfoil underpants and armadillo hat on. I mean come on, whilst I realize that almost everything can be turned into a conspiracy theory this is too much. Accidents happen all the time and I remember reading that some of this outage is due to routing maintenance. Occams Razor, to me the facts as reported seem simpler then some ulterior motive and cable cutting gear.

    1. Re:riiight. by Otter · · Score: 1
      the author clearly has his tinfoil underpants and armadillo hat on.

      I think you have that backwards...

    2. Re:riiight. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      After all these days and cables are still being cut? Doesn't sound like a ship anchor to me. How hard is it to spot a large ship nowadays? My guess is that it is an out of control intelligence cable tapping robot. Probably a rogue Roomba. Hopefully its batteries will die before it kills us all.

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    3. Re:riiight. by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      I agree, WTF indeed. Alcatel-Lucent isn't some conspiracy organization. It's big, but "so what?".

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    4. Re:riiight. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

      the author clearly has his tinfoil underpants and armadillo hat on.

      I call it Battlestar Syndrome. It's like Munchausen Syndrome (there's also Battlestar By Proxy Syndrome), except instead of trying to draw attention or sympathy, they wish to be seen as some sort of rebel ("a rag tag rebel fleet") fighting against some shadowy conspiracy. They actually thing the US is now the worst fascist dictatorship ever to exist, and that the creepy Half Life G-Man is tracking their comic book and grocery purchases with 50 special agents and six supercomputers deep beneath the Earth's crust.

      Oh boy. Here comes some more modding down by folks who can;t take a joke.

    5. Re:riiight. by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

      gaaah. armadillo underpants!??!

      (reaches for the mental bleach) thanks so very much for putting *that* idea into my brain.

    6. Re:riiight. by manowar821 · · Score: 1

      Yeah yeah, real cute. Get your head out of your ass, this was no accident.

      Whenever you don't have an actual argument or any proof to provide as to why so-in-so's theory is bad, just throw phrases like "tin-foil hat" and "Occam's Razor" around.

      What caused this massive "coincidental", "accidental" Internet cut off? Swamp gas? Jet Fuel? Smoke and mirrors? ... Was it god? Seriously, what kind of "easy and logical" explanation do you have for this one that once again doesn't involve our infallible world governments?

      Does that imperialist dick taste good, or bitter, like blood and oil? Get it through your head, governments don't generally give two shits about their people, much less the people from OTHER countries. This was an act of war, in some way shape or form. 5 steel plated undersea cables in 4-5 quite different places don't accidentally sever themselves within a weeks time.

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    7. Re:riiight. by c64cryptoboy · · Score: 1

      I like the "weather balloon" explanation best.

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  19. Obivously by Joe+U · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obivously, it's to stop them from downloading Truecrypt 5.

  20. If you're gonna let out your seamen by coresnake · · Score: 1

    You gotta watch those loose anchors!

  21. Top Secret by fredz1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's "Operation Notwork" AKA "InterNot" it was Big Dick's idea, but I liked it... submarine, big pair of scissors, there you go. - W

    1. Re:Top Secret by SterlingSylver · · Score: 1

      Admit it, "W," if that is your real name. You came up with the name "Notwork."

    2. Re:Top Secret by Napoleon+The+Pig · · Score: 1

      The Russians were the first to try this particular tactic against Chechnya. They called it the "InterNyet".

  22. RIAA by daninspokane · · Score: 1

    My suspicion: RIAA. They can't sue them, so they cut their cables!

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    1. Re:RIAA by Epsillon · · Score: 1

      Actually, Dan, it's us they're disconnecting. This is phase 2. Phase 3 of the plan is to move the root DNS inside the isolated segments.

      1) Redefine "Internet" as countries who don't download Britney albums.
      2) Disconnect world+dog from new Internet.
      3) Move roots into new Internet.
      4) ???
      5) PROPHET!

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  23. Conduit by djasbestos · · Score: 1

    Do you has it!?!?!

    Seriously, you'd think they'd armor them a little better in areas where a collision with an anchor is likely.

  24. Re:Coordinated attack? by wonkavader · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm tired of this myth. For the LAST TIME: There are NO laser-equipped sharks. All the shark operatives are issued simple wire cutters. Tests with sharks equipped with nuclear landmines were abandoned after it was found that the chickens drown too quickly for the sharks to be maximally effective.

  25. Re:Argh! by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Who says that it's America? The most likely suspect would be an Islamic nutbag, or group of nutbags that want to cut primarily Islamic states from western influence.

    "Afghanistan is now the #1 producer of cocaine and cannabis."

    You forgot heroine(sp).

    "Iraq has over 1 million civilian death by now and is close to complete anarchy."

    I'd have to see the stats on the deaths. Does it include people that die of natural causes also?

    As for anarchy, there will never be any. Local sheiks will always have control of their regions. Well, as much control as Islamic militants will allow.

  26. Backhoe by zebb2000 · · Score: 1

    How did 5 backhoes drive into the ocean in such a small period of time?

    1. Re:Backhoe by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      SCUBAckhoes!

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  27. Conspiracy by zero.kalvin · · Score: 1

    It's the Conspiracy theory heavenly event... 5 cables in such a short period ? with Iran being probably the most affected by this. ps I live in Lebanon, I'm not affected by this ( so far! )

  28. The Real Economic Stimulus by INeededALogin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am putting on my tinfoil hat for this post but...

    What if this is actually a US government plan. Make Hi-Tech industries from low-cost countries unstable and unusable. All of a sudden, companies panic and start to re-think the outsource planning that has been losing US jobs. What if the US is making a coordinated effort to rescue its economy by sabotaging others?

    1. Re:The Real Economic Stimulus by Shados · · Score: 1

      I don't think its that. However, that being said, it is quite likely that some less stable CEOs will rethink their outsourcing plans anyway. There are already a lot of places that are "on edge" of switching back to in house, because outsourcing often doesn't deliver (for certain project types its gold though). So this could be just the straw to push them on the edge: even if it wasn't true at all. It would make them think. CEOs are often overly emotional people, so it doesn't take much.

    2. Re:The Real Economic Stimulus by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because they could just add taxes for outsourcing work to bring the cost inline with US worker cost and let the market choose the best quality for their work instead of exploiting economic imbalances?

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    3. Re:The Real Economic Stimulus by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Make Hi-Tech industries from low-cost countries unstable and unusable. Next step DEMOCRACY. WOOHOO!
    4. Re:The Real Economic Stimulus by powerlord · · Score: 1

      That would just push the incentive to move the whole project out of the Tax Jurisdiction.

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    5. Re:The Real Economic Stimulus by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Because even an administration as boneheaded as Bush's knows that you can't put economic genies back in the bottle.

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  29. Re:Argh! by Jeng · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean heroin?

    C'mon get your drugs straight.

    Besides Afghanistan producing large amounts of heroin is part of the plan since most of it goes to China, former soviet block countries, and Iran.

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  30. Cables get cut all the time, news at 11 by hcdejong · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to an acquaintance who works for an ISP, the weird thing isn't that these cables are broken, it's that all of a sudden it's news. There are always issues with submarine systems. That is why we have so many repair ships in the global fleet:

    list of ships

    1. Re:Cables get cut all the time, news at 11 by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      The news isn't that one or two cables got cut (which would not have too much impact on service to a given region), it's that multiple cables in a single region have gone down in the span of only one week, resulting in significant service degradation to a region of the world.

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    2. Re:Cables get cut all the time, news at 11 by idamaybrown · · Score: 0

      Because the news people are reporting on things they don't understand, therefore they think it's news.

    3. Re:Cables get cut all the time, news at 11 by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      It's an election year, and the US is making belligerent motions in Iran's general direction. It wouldn't be news if it happened to another country that the US isn't "almost-not-quite-yet-at-war-with".

    4. Re:Cables get cut all the time, news at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "According to an acquaintance who works for an ISP, the weird thing isn't that these cables are broken, it's that all of a sudden it's news."

      Your acquaintance is not acquainted with international submarine telecommunications (not surprising - I wouldn't expect a fast food employee to know how potatoes are grown).

      Small submarine cables break all the time, the networks that are being CUT now do not. Most ships do not even have the capability of breaking them.

  31. Occam's Razor cut the cables ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I finally get it, thanks for the post. Occam's Razor is responsible for cutting the cables !

  32. Re:Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, that is a logical conclusion to come to. That this is prelude to Iranian invasion.

  33. Egypt Loses Its Wireless Connectivity by briggsb · · Score: 5, Funny

    The conspiracy theorists just got more fodder. A low-flying plane cut Egypt's wireless Internet connectivity.

  34. Depending on your point of view... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people in the USA might think that Iran is declaring some sort of economic war on the USA by daring to set an oil bourse that allows oil to be bought and sold in a currency that is not the US dollar:

    http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=7998

    1. Re:Depending on your point of view... by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

      Yes, that may be true. (Some basic info for those who may not be familiar.)

      But here's the problem: the implication here -- namely, the "US is trying to stop the Iranian Oil Bourse to protect the fragile dollar" theory vs the "US is secretly planning to invade Iran" theory -- falls apart of the expected action doesn't occur.

      If the Iranian Oil Bourse opens this week or next as planned, then the theory that this was designed to "stop" that is incorrect, isn't it? Iran doesn't need undersea cable connectivity to conduct this business, and further, any and all damage to these undersea cables will be examined and repaired. In other words, the theory that believes that this is somehow related to the bourse is going to break down at some point, because Iran cannot be surgically removed from all communications, and even if it could be via undersea cables, it can still have ample connectivity to conduct the operations of the bourse. In fact, some might say Iran would be sufficiently emboldened to do just that.

      So that's where these arguments kind of break down. If there isn't any large, defined benefit, and indeed, if Iran isn't even disconnected from the net as these theories assert, then are these theories even correct? They might be interesting, but I'm sure the conspiracy theories will now take on a life of their own. Even after the cables are raised and the damage examined and repaired, some will still believe that any type of evidence that might indicate sabotage will be concealed by the cable operators, who are somehow complicit with the US government. Unfortunately, this detracts from any actual meaningful discussion and public policy debate, as it concentrates a very vocal group of people on conspiracy theories.

    2. Re:Depending on your point of view... by svyyn · · Score: 1

      If the Iranian Oil Bourse opens this week or next as planned, then the theory that this was designed to "stop" that is incorrect, isn't it?

      Not at all. It simply means that the action failed to do what it was meant to do. As any programmer will tell you, not working does not preclude the intention of the designer for it to work.

  35. The rise of the dolphins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously this is the beginning of the rise of the dolphins to re-take over the world.

    1. Cut internet communication with the rest of the world
    2. ???
    3. Profit

    1. Re:The rise of the dolphins? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No, it's the Yrr.

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  36. This is obviously the work of.... by rodney+dill · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...Al Gore taking back the internet since he wasn't getting any credit for it anyway.

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    1. Re:This is obviously the work of.... by StonedYoda47 · · Score: 1

      Or Manbearpig.....think about it

    2. Re:This is obviously the work of.... by rodney+dill · · Score: 2, Funny

      or Manbearpigsquid (for underwater work)

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  37. C'mon /. by rock217 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought we were better than this...one router goes down and suddenly "OMG IRAN HAS NO INTARWEBS!"

    Ok, so if Iran has _no_ intarwebs, I shouldn't be able to hit a server in Tehran right?

    http://www.iust.ac.ir/

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  38. Statistically, tinfoil hat *IS* required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The big problem with your debunking of tinfoil-hat theories is that it doesn't account for 5 cables (FIVE!!! --- let that incredible number soak into your skull for a bit) being cut within the space of a few days.

    It is statistically unlikely for a single cable to go down. No surprise there, as these cables cost dozens of millions apiece so they're engineered for permanence. Two in the same week is unheard of, unless there's an underwater earthquake. It doesn't take a PhD in statistics to understand that 5 cables do not get cut by normal processes in the same week or two, EVER. Under any circumstance at all.

    So, while you're being partly rational in your response, you're also not addressing the issue. It can't be dismissed.

    1. Re:Statistically, tinfoil hat *IS* required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your stats don't make sense. The first incident occurred on January 23, 15 days ago. Spread across several countries, five outages in two weeks is not significant. (London and New York each often have more than five network outages on any given business day.) Iran shares a land border with Turkey with working communications links. India, Egypt, and Dubai are more impacted by service outages lately. If the real world were perfect, there'd be a lot fewer jobs for tech people.

  39. I know who did it! by holiggan · · Score: 1

    It was the Cloverfield monster!!!

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  40. Those Poor Iranians! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without the Internet the people of Iran will be denied objective information and access to the outside world! They won't enjoy free speech and free press! The open exchange of ideas and knowledge will be stiffled!

    Oh, nevermind . . .

  41. Re:Argh! by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

    Does it include people that die of natural causes also?
    Hmm, depends how you define natural causes. Shot in the head naturally causes death...
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  42. Re:Wild ass speculations... by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    I'd either finger Israel or some fundamentalist Islamic group that doesn't want western views on the internet corrupting their women and bringing some of the countries out of the middle ages.

    The internet is good for western propaganda so I doubt the the US has anything to do with it.

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  43. Re:Wild ass speculations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The greatest threat to an oppressive religious regime is the free exchange of information and exposure to different cultures. The only thing cutting off communications would do is strengthen the power of the few people who already run the country. If you're going to make crazy conspiracy theories, at least get it right and say that Iran is doing the cutting.

  44. Ever.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    read a Sherlock Homes novel, or about the scientific method? Nevermind....

    1. Re:Ever.... by pla · · Score: 1

      read a Sherlock Homes novel, or about the scientific method? Nevermind....

      Well, as regards Sherlock, "sabotage" doesn't count as "impossible", thus "improbably" doesn't particularly matter, now does it? As for Scientific Method, by all means propose a simple objective way to test the two available hypotheses... On which point, have you ever heard of Occam's razor?

      Hypothesis 1: the same number of cables get cut in the past two weeks as in the entire 50 years previous to that.
      Hypothesis 2: An organization hostile to certain groups in the Middle East "accidentally" cut key cables to take those groups offline.

      I'd call the latter so much more likely that it would take fairly strong evidence to the contrary to eliminate it a near-certainty.

    2. Re:Ever.... by thegameiam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hypothesis 1: the same number of cables get cut in the past two weeks as in the entire 50 years previous to that.

      The problem is that cable "cuts" (actual term = "disruptions of service") happen ALL THE TIME. There's nearly always a half-dozen or more ongoing major incidents. There's enough spare capacity on parallel and diverse cables so that most folks don't notice a change in service. It's when there are simultaneous cuts on several parallel cables that people really notice. As an example, the cable breaks after the tsunami in Asia.

      So, let me restate your hypothesis #1:

      Hypothesis 1: The same number of cables get disrupted in the past two weeks as in the prior month. This time, they're all in the same vicinity.

      That does actually make a bit more sense, eh?

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    3. Re:Ever.... by GalacticCmdr · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hypothesis 3: Something is more likely to break when its older than when it is new

      I know it may be difficult to see anything past your tinfoil hat, but really your two examples do not even come close to Occam's razor. In fact, they are so far off the bend that you begin to head in Tom Cruise terrain.

      or maybe this one...

      Hypothesis 4: Iran really is not offline - only a single router used for test.

      I know that one is a bit of a stretch, but just try it out and I am sure that you may begin to see the light. Not everything is driven by some evil conspiracy, sometimes old things break. Sometimes Slashdot summaries are wrong. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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    4. Re:Ever.... by julesh · · Score: 1

      As for Scientific Method, by all means propose a simple objective way to test the two available hypotheses... On which point, have you ever heard of Occam's razor?

      Hypothesis 1: the same number of cables get cut in the past two weeks as in the entire 50 years previous to that.
      Hypothesis 2: An organization hostile to certain groups in the Middle East "accidentally" cut key cables to take those groups offline.


      Hmm. Occam's razor. Sure I have a copy of that around here somewhere. Ah, yes, here it is...

      entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

      Unfortunately, I don't see how this helps your argument. Hypothesis 2 requires an additional non-necessary entity to explain the observation compared to hypothesis 1.

  45. Where's the Jimmy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Does anybody know where the USS Jimmy Carter is operating at present?

    1. Re:Where's the Jimmy? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Does anybody know where the USS Jimmy Carter is operating at present?

      Yes.
      Will they tell you? No.

    2. Re:Where's the Jimmy? by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP: Insightful

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  46. Sharks by Detritus · · Score: 1

    What about sharks? I saw a documentary that said that sharks are attracted by the stray electrical fields emitted by submarine cables.

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    1. Re:Sharks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > What about sharks? I saw a documentary that said that sharks are attracted by the stray electrical fields emitted by submarine cables.

      They use the electrical fields to charge up the lasers on their heads.

  47. A communications disruption? by daveewart · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A communications disruption can mean only one thing: Invasion.

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    1. Re:A communications disruption? by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ok, that stopped being funny between the 2nd and 3rd cables.

  48. Re:Wild ass speculations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    My unsupported wild-ass speculations about the cable cuts is that:

            * The US is behind at least some of the cable cuts.
            * The cable cuts may be the first step to a covert operation where the US wants to restrict news flowing out from the region.
            * The US wishes to "punish" Iran for not cooperating with the US on nuclear issues.
            * Something else is about to go down. Perhaps the US is looking to invade Iran afterall.

    Well, let us hope that my wild-ass speculations are nothing more than that!


    All of the above are legitimate wild-ass speculations. However, you seem to be stuck in a groove. There is no reason to assume that the US isn't behind this, but there is no reason to assume that it is.

    Try this wild-ass speculation on for size:

    The leaders in Iran are prepping for the mother of all crackdowns where they expect to kill civilians by the hundreds (thousands?). They are systematically shutting down communication out of the country so that they can do what they they want without the world watching.

    I believe that the US is capable and stupid enough to be doing this. What I do NOT assume that we are the ONLY ones who are capable and stupid enough to be doing this.

  49. Flag Telecom by Ritorix · · Score: 4, Informative

    Whether the cables are being cut by ship anchors, Navy Seals or lasersharks, there are slower alternate routes. In a pinch most Gulf-region ISPs can route the other way, through Asia, under the Pacific Ocean to America. Obviously that degrades connection quality. Backup routes were contracted after the tsunami damaged so many of the undersea cables at once.

    The BBC has a decent article on the issue, at http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7228315.stm
    The cables (at least two of them) are owned by http://www.flagtelecom.com/, they have updates on repairs on their news page and a nice map of the cables. Their Gulf-region cables are described as a "Self healing Gulf loop, providing maximum design capacity of 1.28 Tbps. Initial launch capacity 50 Gbps.
    Four fibre pair route linking the Gulf to Egypt and India. Design capacity of 2.56 Tbps, with initial launch at 90 Gbps.
    Approx. length 10,300 km."

  50. They vs Them by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Is it "they" or is it "them"? How come your are so sure it is "they" and not "them". My bets are on the "them", not the "theys". Before you go off telling everyone it is "They", you had better get all your facts straight.

    Oh, and by mentioning "they", you've just popped up on the RADAR of both "They" and "Them". Nice going! And, in case you were wondering, I'm already being watched. I got nothing to hide.

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    1. Re:They vs Them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it "they" or is it "them"?

      What difference does it make? It's certainly not "Us"!

    2. Re:They vs Them by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      >Is it "they" or is it "them"?

      "Them are watching you." isn't a correct sentence, so I vote for "They".

    3. Re:They vs Them by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Never saw "Conspiracy Theory" did you?

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  51. Must be Global Cooling by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Well, obviously the cables are shrinking and snapping off...

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  52. 1, 2, 3 things wrong w. a 3 sentence summary by pretygrrl · · Score: 1

    what is UP with that story?
    1. iran is not offline
    2. the has been no "5th" cut
    3. there are no actual schneier comments in the link, just the blurb w. links to info about the cuts.

    how did this pass thru editors?

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  53. In other news... by mea37 · · Score: 1

    CmdrTaco got a haircut today.... and IRAN IS NOW OFF LINE!!!!1!!eleven!

  54. Bullshit by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Bullshit. My buddy from Iran is currently chatting with me in on AIM. The cable may be cut, but Iran is far from offline.

    1. Re:Bullshit by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Your buddy should have posted to /. that he was online, not you... he totally blew the best **NO CARRIER** joke opportunity ever!

      ~Philly

  55. Iran not "off internet" but strange routes taken by cohomology · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Iran Institute of Science and Technology ( http://www.iust.ac.ir/ ) is online, and their servers are physically in Iran, but a traceroute from Roadrunner in New York, NY shows traffic going the wrong way around the world.

    Tracing route to www.iust.ac.ir [194.225.228.25]

    over a maximum of 30 hops:

        1 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms 194.225.228.25
        2 8 ms 9 ms 11 ms 10.39.192.1
        3 12 ms 8 ms 7 ms gig-4-3-nycmnyg-rtr1.nyc.rr.com [24.29.98.109]
        4 8 ms 9 ms 8 ms pos-3-2-nycmnya-rtr1.nyc.rr.com [24.29.130.129]
        5 10 ms 9 ms 10 ms tenge-3-0-0-nwrknjmd-rtr.nyc.rr.com [24.29.119.106]
        6 10 ms 9 ms 10 ms 4.79.188.37
        7 23 ms 18 ms 17 ms ae-32-54.ebr2.Newark1.Level3.net [4.68.99.126]
        8 29 ms 18 ms 14 ms ae-4.ebr2.Washington1.Level3.net [4.69.132.101]
        9 20 ms 16 ms 19 ms ae-92-92.csw4.Washington1.Level3.net [4.69.134.158]
      10 14 ms 18 ms 13 ms ae-94-94.ebr4.Washington1.Level3.net [4.69.134.189]
      11 89 ms 91 ms 89 ms ae-4.ebr3.LosAngeles1.Level3.net [4.69.132.81]
      12 84 ms * 84 ms ae-93-93.csw4.LosAngeles1.Level3.net [4.69.137.46]
      13 84 ms 81 ms 86 ms ae-4-99.edge3.LosAngeles1.Level3.net [4.68.20.201]
      14 84 ms 85 ms 83 ms SINGAPORE-T.edge3.LosAngeles1.Level3.net [4.78.195.202]
      15 118 ms 84 ms 83 ms ge-7-1-0-0.laxow-cr2.ix.singtel.com [203.208.183.81]
      16 85 ms 274 ms 84 ms ge-4-1-0-0.laxow-cr2.ix.singtel.com [203.208.183.90]
      17 276 ms 265 ms 282 ms so-3-0-1-0.sngc3-cr2.ix.singtel.com [203.208.149.185]
      18 338 ms 253 ms 269 ms ge-0-0-0-0.sngtp-dr1.ix.singtel.com [203.208.149.78]
      19 254 ms 272 ms 264 ms GigabitEthernet1-1-1.sngtp-ar4.ix.singtel.com [203.208.183.114]
      20 284 ms 287 ms 303 ms 203.208.192.226
      21 298 ms 286 ms 290 ms 217.218.155.201
      22 301 ms 299 ms 292 ms 217.218.163.252
      23 328 ms 319 ms 292 ms 194.225.239.254
      24 298 ms 294 ms 303 ms 194.225.228.25

    Trace complete.

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  56. Non Dollar Oil Trading by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Iran's Oil Bourse is the target. Can't have the world trading oil in non-dollar currency. Nowadays, you cut the Internet and there won't be much trading. Props to Jeremiah Cornelius for the link.

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    1. Re:Non Dollar Oil Trading by Eternal+Annoyance · · Score: 1

      If Israel all off a sudden "informs" the world that they have attacked a "dangerous military facility" inside Iran, you might very well be right (the U.S. can't afford to attack Iran, as that would expose them). While this might be (as I have to admit, a very real) option, I don't think it's the only likely possibility.

      An alternative is that something very nasty is brewing inside Iran and somebody over there (or, *shudder* over here) doesn't want it to come out.

      The satellites are still where they're supposed to be, aren't they? So how come Iran is offline?

    2. Re:Non Dollar Oil Trading by Howl42 · · Score: 1

      Read this article for 2006: http://www.energybulletin.net/12125.html

  57. NSA cable tapping by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1
    I hate to break it to you but the capability is there.


    It doesn't sound like an anchor anymore, the ship responsible would've been spotted days ago. I doubt it is volcanic or tectonic activity either. A force strong enough to break all those cables would've shown up on seismographs around the world. Could drifting fishing gear do this? That would be hard to imagine but it is a possibility. Maybe the dolphins are getting back at us for all of those tuna nets.

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    1. Re:NSA cable tapping by rasputin465 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe the dolphins are getting back at us for all of those tuna nets.

      "So long and thanks for all the fish, but screw you and your damned tuna nets!"

  58. ITS THE NEW DRM YOU DOPES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surprised not one of you file shoplifters have started this angle...

    Its the RIAA and their new, cant stop em, cut em policy.

        Now back to your regularly scheduled pilfering of copyrighted material

  59. Something weird is going on.. by UWM · · Score: 1

    First no gays.. now no internet

    1. Re:Something weird is going on.. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I really feel for those Mullahs...

      busy working for the people of Iran by viewing oops *monitoring* all those dirty nasty porno sites to figure out which ones need to be blocked to save the morality of their nation...

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  60. Oil sales by Iran in Euros intercepted, actually by leftie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From Bruce Sterling's blog at Wired.com...

    "...Others maintain the damage signifies retribution for the impending opening of the Iranian Oil Bourse, which will allow trading in currencies other than the U.S. dollar, potentially diminishing the value of the dollar. (((As if the dollar wasn't busy diminishing itself, with or without submarines.)))

    Clearly, the political impact, should the damage be attributed to military or financially motivated activity, poses severe implications, but apart from that, the mere impact on broadband connectivity within the region, and communications capabilities with Europe and North America have already been hampered, causing significant disruption to workflows at many businesses.

    "This has been an eye-opener for the telecom industry worldwide," said According to Colonel R.S. Parihar, Secretary of the Internet Service Providers Association of India. "Today, the cause of the problem might have been an anchor, but what if it is sabotage tomorrow? These are owned by private operators, and there are no governments or armies protecting these cables."

    http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2008/02/the-undersea-ca.html

    Since they won't let Cheney satisfy his invasion fetish, Cheney has to do something with all that free time on his hands.

  61. Communications disruption can only mean 1 thing... by blankoboy · · Score: 1
    .....invasion.

    We all know this to be true - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dWA9DwDQpM

  62. Anyone else notice... by Pojut · · Score: 1

    ...that these news stories about cut cables comes merely weeks after the big hoopla the government made about needing to strengthen our country against cyberwarfare?

    Best defense is a good offense, anyone?

  63. Oops, my bad by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I'll try to keep from cutting any more.

    Oh CABLES, never mind.

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  64. what the fuck? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    This isn't like some masterful blitzkrieg, it's more like the slasher cutting the power and phone line to the house and dicking around for 90 minutes scaring the person. What, the imam is going to get a call on his cell phone from George Bush and his communications guy is going to be like "Oh my God, the call is coming from inside our country!" Will he look out the window and see Dick Cheney's face illuminated by a flash of a clusterbomb?

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  65. Here's An Idea by jkonrad · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cutting the cables doesn't serve any purpose... but perhaps repairing them does. It would be a good time to insert monitoring equipment, no?

    Not that I think that's what's happening... far too obvious, in a supermarket-checkout-line-pulp-techno-thriller kind of way. I'm sure they can (and have) tapped such lines in a less clumsy way.

    But how many companies are equipped for these kinds of repairs? It would be fairly easy to predict which one(s) would be used and stock them with agents. Dunno.

    1. Re:Here's An Idea by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Well it could just be that they were trying to put in taps and made mistakes and cut the cables by mistake. What with the Iraq war and the US military not being able to recruit anything but retards it wouldnt surprise me if the navy divers being used nowadays are incompetent too.

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  66. Must be NESSIE! by Icaro2000 · · Score: 1

    NESSIE! The infamous Loch Ness monster unleashed is anger overseas...

  67. We'd never be so obvious by Lucas123 · · Score: 4, Funny

    With all of our technology and our superior intelligence community, why would we be so naiive as to think that cutting cables wouldn't be an obvious ploy to disrupt communications among Middle Eastern countries, and so that tactic would only backfire on us? Unless, our intelligence community calculated that everyone would think it was obvious, so that we'd never do it because everyone would immediately know it was us. But then, people would realize that we knew that they knew we'd think it was an obvious ploy and therefore no one would believe we'd done it, so then they would't believe we'd done it, all just to throw them off. But then, people would realize that we knew that they knew that we'd knew they'd knew... forget it. I'm going back to sleep.

    1. Re:We'd never be so obvious by y86 · · Score: 2, Informative

      With all of our technology and our superior intelligence community, why would we be so naiive as to think that cutting cables wouldn't be an obvious ploy to disrupt communications among Middle Eastern countries, and so that tactic would only backfire on us? Exactly! We WANT their people to have access to the net. Recently Iran has been in the news for recent atrocities against the jews and women. Don't read the news http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/05/wiran205.xml ? 2 woman are being stones to death for adultery. Obviously this is not POSITIVE press for Iran and obviously we don't have anyone on the ground in Iran, so how is this information getting out?

      The OPPRESSED people as posting online and relaying information to people in other countries. The best way to control a mass of people is to control the information they see -- you can't do that with a connection to the internet.
    2. Re:We'd never be so obvious by esper · · Score: 1

      Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

    3. Re:We'd never be so obvious by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      Iocaine powder??! Inconceivable!!

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    4. Re:We'd never be so obvious by Mr.+Beatdown · · Score: 1

      Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line!!!

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    5. Re:We'd never be so obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard that when the first break was brought up for inspection, one of the repair workers smelled Iocaine powder.

  68. DARPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So, how many fscking cables do they have and can they please tell us exactly how many have to go down before I can't ping a single thing in Iran?

    Ah, obviously you, and perhaps the evildoers, the cable cutters themselves, need a little lesson in how the 'ol internet works. Because the answer is:

    All of 'em. That's the beauty of the internet. Recall that this was one of the main design guidelines from DARPA. Like a big spider's web, take out one node, the traffic simply routes around.
      So what's a little funny here is, the solid design of the internet, makes it quite hard to knock a country off the web

    1. Re:DARPA by compro01 · · Score: 1

      So, how many fscking cables do they have and can they please tell us exactly how many have to go down before I can't ping a single thing in Iran?

      Ah, obviously you, and perhaps the evildoers, the cable cutters themselves, need a little lesson in how the 'ol internet works. Because the answer is:

      All of 'em. That's the beauty of the internet. Recall that this was one of the main design guidelines from DARPA. Like a big spider's web, take out one node, the traffic simply routes around.

        So what's a little funny here is, the solid design of the internet, makes it quite hard to knock a country off the web sure, and even if you cut every cable, there'd still be satellite links, but with each connection severed, you lose significant transfer capacity. there might still be a connection, but if you're trying to shove 1000%-of-capacity traffic through it, things aren't going to work real well without cutting something(s) off on a more local level.
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  69. Oblig quote by eclectic_hermit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fry: What's happening?

    Dr. Zoidberg: All 6,000 hulls have been breached!

    Fry: Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6,001 hulls! When will they learn?

    .

    P.S. On a side note, how can we not believe in a conspiracty at this rate??? Seriously!!!

    1. Re:Oblig quote by naglep · · Score: 1

      Fry: Bender, this has nothing to do with you! Bender: That's impossible!

  70. What is the source of all this? by mlwmohawk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sorry, I just can't believe that 5 under sea cables have been cut in so short of a time and not have it been deliberate. OK, it is possible that these have all been accidents, but who are we kidding? Seriously.

    Now, who has the most to gain from this? I would assume that these cables have already been monitored by the US, so I doubt it is the U.S.A inserting monitoring systems. Not, mind you, that I would put it past us, but I believe that they probably already had this capability. Also, I think they would be able to do it without being so blatant.

    Could it be Iranian agents purposefully cutting the internet to sever information to and from the country? Could it be the US cutting the cables, not to insert monitoring, but to actually reduce information flow? Is there a common denominator we are over looking? Is Kuwait affected? Oman? Qatar? UAE?

    If we assume it is not an accident, there must be a purpose. Is it an anti-cyber-terrorism preemptive action? It certainly an interesting set of events.

    1. Re:What is the source of all this? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      The Iranian Oil Bourse was set to come on line by Monday. That would allow all of these countries to exchange oil in Euros instead of dollars. When that happens the dollar is toast. They've now delayed it's launch. All these threats of invasion have been an attempt to get them to change their mind (on the bourse, not the nukes). These cuttings, seem like an attempt to delay the inevitable war a little longer. The timing cannot be a coincidence.

  71. Re:Argh! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Where in the world are you getting over 1 million civilian deaths?

    *ponders*

    Can we use real science, or at a minimum some standard statistical methods...thank you!

  72. I need some reference please by CambodiaSam · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does anyone know how often undersea cables normally have issues? Sure, 5 cuts in an area *seems* high to me, but then again, I don't have any frame of reference.

    So, what is the statistical probability of an undersea cable having a minor, major, or catastrophic issue? If it's once a week, then perhaps we have an anomoly of location, not an anomoly of frequency.

    I remember seeing some Discovery Channel show on how they end up fixing those cables, and it was rather interesting. I also have some fuzzy memory of how there are multiple boats designed to do this kind of repair work, and they are usually busy out at sea fixing *something*. I get the feeling (this is where my plea for verification comes in), that 5 cuts may not actually be TOO unusual.

    1. Re:I need some reference please by discogravy · · Score: 1

      it's not just the number of cables, but the timeframe in which it's happened. a cable connecting pakistan to the world was knocked offline a year or two ago, but 5 cables in the space of what, a week or less? When was the last time you even *heard* about that?

  73. It's No Coincidence by alphasubzero949 · · Score: 1

    The lobsters are revolting.

    1. Re:It's No Coincidence by mea37 · · Score: 1

      Aye, and now they're rebelling as well.

  74. Not offline yet? by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Cut cable #6 then!

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    1. Re:Not offline yet? by srussia · · Score: 1

      Cut cable #6 then! Cyber version of:

      "Bang bang, the first six are for you
      Bang bang, the seventh is for me"


      Bang, bang Gavrilo Princip... and you know how that ended up
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  75. IT WAS CLOVERFIELD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t.

  76. Cthulhu? by StarEmperor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we know where Cthulhu stands on the issue of net neutrality.

    1. Re:Cthulhu? by toby1 · · Score: 1

      hehehe gold! about time the unknowable blackness raised up from the deeps and became "known"

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  77. I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens. How Utopian... and unrealistic. Iran routinely censors their population: http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/2005/09/14/iranian_censorship.html

    Unfortunately the same can't be said about their military and Islamist government that profits greatly from that wonderful connection.

    I can't believe that people are *still* protecting the Iranian government (note I'm not talking about their citizens) after all the crap they've pulled during the last two decades. Just because the US media has tuned into Iran in the last five years doesn't mean this story came out of the blue. Iran has been funding and training terrorist groups and publicly boasting about it for over 20 years now. We've been waiting for their population to overthrow the Islamist government for years yet that hasn't happened either. Just take a look at the kind of things coming out of their government-controlled media: http://memritv.org/

    Yes, most Iranians dislike their government but no this won't be happening anytime soon. In the meantime, thousands upon thousands of people die every year because of direct funding by the Iranians to terrorists. Ironically most of the victims are Muslim.

    If you want to avoid war with Iran then you should be in favor of diplomatic action to prevent them from obtaining nuclear weapons which could be a pretext for such a war. By preventing economic sanctions from going through you leave the world no choice but turn to the military option. Also it is worth noting that we've held toothless diplomatic talk with Iran for decades now and that didn't work (if anything, their government got more radical). They need to feel the heat for there to be any change.
    1. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Spellvexit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think that the poster you replied to was really suggesting that having an Internet connection in Iran meant an idyllic unfettered freedom of information for its populace; instead, not having any glimpse into the outside world makes the citizens more susceptible to hatemongering propaganda, stilted views, and the like. To think that cutting off an Internet connection to Iran would actually improve political tensions would be naive.

      I was also a bit disturbed that war seems to be the only alternative to sanctions. If the U.S. didn't routinely traipse into the Middle East and assert itself violently, would we have fomented as much hate as we receive now? Israel, Desert Storm, the Iraq conflict... it's enough to make Arab states feel pretty threatened. They can't compete with the scale of the United States military, but a nuclear device sure gets our attention and would make us think twice. I'm not necessarily debating the utility of our past military offensives, but to say that outright war is the only alternative to sanctions strikes me as pretty simplistic!

      Perhaps we're arguing the same point, however: we've stirred up such a hornet's nest in the Middle East now that perhaps it really has come to suppression via sanctions or via war. I just wonder what that area of the world would look like if we had been less meddlesome and more supportive in the first place.

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    2. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 1

      Just take a look at the kind of things coming out of their government-controlled media: http://memritv.org/

      If you get your view of the Muslim world from MEMRI, you are looking at the situation with blinders on.

      Not to mention that they are also total scumbags with a history of bullying their critics.

    3. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      They need to feel the heat for there to be any change.

      Yes, because that worked so well for Iraq. I mean, no WMDs there anymore, and they're a happy, Western-loving... uhh. Yeah.

      So what do you plan on doing when the economic sanctions (which are already in place) aren't working? Make them feel more heat? And that means ultimately.... invasion. Funny. I'd laugh, if it wouldn't be terrifying to me that people haven't even learned anything from Iraq, Part Deux.
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    4. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I was also a bit disturbed that war seems to be the only alternative to sanctions.

      That's only the case when the alternative to action would be worse. In the case of Iran, our apathy has already cost the lives of thousands of people and if they get nuclear weapons we're talking both about a huge economic impact on the West as well as the lives of millions of people. I think those two huge issues warrant some action, as do other European and Middle-Eastern countries. Let's just say that Saudi Arabia, Egypt and others are not keen on their enemy Iran threatening them with nukes.

      If the U.S. didn't routinely traipse into the Middle East and assert itself violently, would we have fomented as much hate as we receive now?

      I think so. I think radicalization of Islam would occur regardless of US action. Consider the fact that the Dutch political cartoons are said to have fomented radicalization and there we're being given a choice between our Freedom of Speech and their terrorism. I'm sorry, but I don't believe their violence warrants us dropping Western values in order to join their medieval culture. We have a right to Freedom of Speech and if that pisses them off then too bad. If we were to apply their line of reasoning we would have bombed Hugo Chavez for insulting George Bush, but we did not. And trust you me, Hugo Chavez says a lot of inciteful things. But that's his right, and we shouldn't bomb him for that.

      Israel, Desert Storm, the Iraq conflict... it's enough to make Arab states feel pretty threatened. They can't compete with the scale of the United States military, but a nuclear device sure gets our attention and would make us think twice. I'm not necessarily debating the utility of our past military offensives, but to say that outright war is the only alternative to sanctions strikes me as pretty simplistic!

      Desert Storm was initiated with Iraq's invasion of Kuwait and the subsequent rape and killings they carried out there. I'm sorry, but diplomatic pressure was not going to help there. Conquering Kuwait provided Iraq with enough oil to offset any sort of economic pressure we could have applied and I believe that a military response was well-warranted (as did the rest of the world).

      Israel: our primary crime is supporting the existence of non-Muslims in the middle-east. Trust me, this pisses people off a lot more than any actual financial or operational support the US has given Israel over the years. The "moderate" Palestinian Authority Israel is being forced to negotiate with is still advocating a Jew-free Palestinian state and their official map of Palestine in their charter still covers all of Israel. We should also be clear that we're talking about an Arab-Israeli conflict, not a Palestinian-Israeli one, because if other Arab countries had absorbed Palestinians into their countries like Israel absorbed Jews evicted from Arab countries this conflict would have not lasted this long. It is still illegal for Palestinians to hold a job in Lebanon, Syria, Egypt and to a certain extent also in Jordan -- they do this by design.

      Iraq: In my view, the primary justification for using the military option in Iraq was to topple a dictator. Any other reasons that were given might be valid but are besides the point for me. We've tried applying diplomatic pressure on them for years in the hopes that the opposition would gain power but that didn't help. The US also got criticized severely for pulling out during the first Gulf war and allowing Saddam to massacre his opposition. My personal opinion is that toppling dictatorships is a good thing, even by military means, but I also feel that in the specific case of Iraq the implementation was badly botched. Too much politics and not enough planning. I'm not saying we should use the military option to topple governments at a whim but I also think it is important to use all resources possible (diplomatic first of course) to topple dictatorships all over the world. Dictatorship

    5. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And who's to blame for the current Iranian government? The USA! We're the ones who installed the Shah there, and the people hated him so much they overthrew him.

      Maybe we should have left them alone to begin with. If we go to war again there, it'll be another mess, since we'll just install another bloodthirsty dictator like we always do, and thousands upon thousands will die, at our hands.

      If we want to avoid war, we just need to mind our own fucking business. How hard is that?

    6. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      If you get your view of the Muslim world from MEMRI, you are looking at the situation with blinders on.

      Not to mention that they are also total scumbags with a history of bullying their critics. If you go to the bottom of the Guardian article that tries to discredit MEMRI you will that a "correction" at the bottom where they go on to say that MEMRI's article (which they try to discredit above) has actually been verified by other sources and is probably true. In fact, much of the article is FUD and provides no real proof that they do anything wrong.

      As for the wonderful other links you posted:

      Antiwar.com is obviously not an objective source of information. Their self-professed goal is to prevent wars no matter what. There is such a thing as a justified war, but they'd be against that too. They (or anyone else) has yet to prove that MEMRI has ever a) mis-translated an Arabic media report with obviously malicious intent b) has made up media reports that never happened. Until they do that MEMRI is a valuable peek into what is being said in government-controlled media across the middle-east. When the official mouth-piece of the government runs a 12-episode TV movie about how Jews faked the Holocaust and how they also faked 9/11 then it *does* reflect badly on their government *as it should*.

      As for Mr. Finkelstein, I'd hardly call him unbiased. He has a very colorful history as mentioned here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Finkelstein -- In fact the bottom of page reads "In January 2008 Finkelstein made a lecture tour of Lebanon during which he met with high-ranking leaders of Hezbollah and defended the organization saying that Hezbollah represents 'hope.'"

      Wow, thank you. That would be Hezbollah, which has been recognized as a terrorist group by many countries around the world outside of the US. His Holocaust-smearing history also does not reflect too well on him.
    7. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      So what do you plan on doing when the economic sanctions (which are already in place) aren't working? Make them feel more heat? And that means ultimately.... invasion. Funny. I'd laugh, if it wouldn't be terrifying to me that people haven't even learned anything from Iraq, Part Deux. First of all the economic sanctions in place are extremely light. Read up on the specifics for more details. They do not impact Iran's economy in a noticeable way at all. They "suggest" countries limit their weapon exports to Iraq but do not enforce it and in fact many countries still sell to them openly, including Russia.

      Secondly, if Iraq *does* refuse to halt its nuclear program development and let the IAEA back in then it warrants military action. I understand you don't like war, but would you rather risk the deaths of millions of civilians by putting nukes in the hands of these madmen? Again, I'm referring to the government, not the population. Bottom line is that no country wants to risk that, which is why many countries outside of the US have made noise about Iran.

      Economic sanctions are a great way to slow down that threat. Once things slow down they could go one of two ways:

      1) Drop the nuclear program like Libya did and get re-accepted by the West
      2) Keep on going the same route in which case we need to figure out how to kick their government out of power. If you have a better idea how to achieve this without resorting to war I would seriously welcome it, but I've yet to hear a workable idea.

      The fact of the matter is that not all dictatorships in the world, or even the middle-east, have decided to go on a collision course with the West like Iran did. That's *their* choice and there are consequences for that. You can't keep on extending your missile range every three months, develop a nuclear program and openly call for the destruction of your neighbors and expect everyone to sit on their hands because they really dislike the proposition of going to war. Back in the 1930s there was a huge debate in the newspaper about Hitler and Nazi Germany, much like there is today about Iran. Back then we hoped for the best and assumed that "other people's problems are not our own" and look where it got us. Millions upon millions of dead people, and that was before the invention of nukes. Imagine how much worse it could be now and how many lives could have been spared if Nazi Germany would have been stopped before it started its invasions.

      I'm a strong believer in disarming these militaristic dictatorships. They can have all the weapons in the world once they moderate there government, but until then... I'm not saying that has to translate into war. We can and should try alternatives so long as it makes sense.
    8. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Xyrus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US has been doing much worse and for far longer. You haven't included thebest parts of the US in thee Middle East.

      Iran used to be a DEMOCRATIC nation, one of the first to do so. But they didn't want to bend over for the US. So the US supported the overthrow of that government to put the Shah into power. The Shah was a ruthless dictator who was sort of like Saddam, only less cuddly.

      When the people finally rose up against the Shah and took back their country, they made it very clear that the US was not welcome. Well, we can't have that now can we? So we helped put yet another ruthless dictator into power, Saddam Hussein. We gave Saddam military support and weapons to help fight a proxy war for us with Iran. That was quite a bloody mess. And that eventually lead Kuwait and the Iraq wars. More death and destruction.

      Don't worry, the US still has Iran beat in regards to the killing people. They're amateurs compared to the US.

      If you think the Iranians dislike their government, they dislike the US a whole lot more. If one thing can be said for the Middle East, its that they have long memories. We've been screwing over that area of the world for the better part of a century now, and I think it is easy to see that the remember all to well the actions of our past.

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    9. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      And who's to blame for the current Iranian government? The USA! We're the ones who installed the Shah there, and the people hated him so much they overthrew him.

      Maybe we should have left them alone to begin with. If we go to war again there, it'll be another mess, since we'll just install another bloodthirsty dictator like we always do, and thousands upon thousands will die, at our hands. I'm against installing dictators at the heads of any of these countries. I believe the past governments who did that were wrong to do so.

      If we want to avoid war, we just need to mind our own fucking business. How hard is that? It doesn't work. It didn't work in WW2 and it won't work in today's global-jihad world. Other people's problems become your own problem very easily. Every single country in the whole world is under terrorist attack nowadays, including your cuddly neighbor to the north Canada. We need to defeat the ideology of radical Islam. This isn't a US vs the world thing either: everyone on the West agrees this needs to be done. The only disagreement is on how to do this. I personally believe this needs to be done on many levels. There is no such a thing as a purely military or purely diplomatic solution to this conflict, it has to be tackled on all levels.
    10. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      The US has been doing much worse and for far longer. You haven't included thebest parts of the US in thee Middle East.

      Iran used to be a DEMOCRATIC nation, one of the first to do so. But they didn't want to bend over for the US. So the US supported the overthrow of that government to put the Shah into power. The Shah was a ruthless dictator who was sort of like Saddam, only less cuddly.

      When the people finally rose up against the Shah and took back their country, they made it very clear that the US was not welcome. Well, we can't have that now can we? So we helped put yet another ruthless dictator into power, Saddam Hussein. We gave Saddam military support and weapons to help fight a proxy war for us with Iran. That was quite a bloody mess. And that eventually lead Kuwait and the Iraq wars. More death and destruction.

      Don't worry, the US still has Iran beat in regards to the killing people. They're amateurs compared to the US.
        I'm against the actions of prior governments who installed dictators anywhere in the world and I would be against them doing it in the future. See, we have this thing called Democracy which means our leaders get changed every couple of years so just because an American president did that 20 years ago does not mean our current government has the attitude. The same can't be said of the dictatorships in the middle-east where the same leader is in power for his entire life and if you get stuck with a real nut-job you're in trouble for 60 odd-some years.

      If you think the Iranians dislike their government, they dislike the US a whole lot more. If one thing can be said for the Middle East, its that they have long memories. We've been screwing over that area of the world for the better part of a century now, and I think it is easy to see that the remember all to well the actions of our past. That's debatable. Many sources argue that Iranians are not a fan of all US action but they hate their government *much* more. You've got to remember that many of them are secular and identify with Western values a lot more than they do with their own government. Like I said before, I disagree with the past decisions of installing dictators in the middle-east and I think we should apologize for that but this doesn't mean we should be prevented from doing the right thing going forward.
    11. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm against installing dictators at the heads of any of these countries. I believe the past governments who did that were wrong to do so.

      But that's the way the US deals with other governments it doesn't like. It's done it numerous times in the past; why would the future be any different? Wishful thinking?

      It doesn't work. It didn't work in WW2 and it won't work in today's global-jihad world.

      Bullshit. WWII has no relation to the current situation, and everything is different today anyway.

      1) We now have nuclear weapons. Any large states with imperial/expansionist goals would be suicidal to invade America for that reason alone. This wasn't the case before WWII. It honestly doesn't matter if the entire rest of the world become one big evil empire under China or Islam, because the US has enough nukes to decimate the world's population, serving as a deterrent for invasion. If we had so many nuclear weapons during WWII, we wouldn't have needed to get involved in that war.

      2) The "enemies" now are Islamic terrorists, who are pissed that we're getting involved in their affairs. So, we keep sticking our noses into their affairs (mainly because there's a lot of oil in the region), and they get more pissed off. What sense does that make? We're not getting involved in other peoples' affairs, like in Sudan, because there's no oil there. All we have to do is pull out of the mideast, and they won't bother us. Just don't let them immigrate in like they do in Europe, because then they'll be causing problems here, murdering those who "dare to insult Islam", etc. And if a few nuts still come over here to stir up trouble, terrorism isn't that hard to deal with, as long as you have decent security measures in place, and allow people to carry guns with them: ask the Israelis about that, as they have significant experience in that regard.

      Every single country in the whole world is under terrorist attack nowadays, including your cuddly neighbor to the north Canada. We need to defeat the ideology of radical Islam.

      You can't "defeat" an ideology, unless you exterminate all its followers. That's genocide. Is that what you're willing to do? If so, you're no better than they are.

      The only way to defeat an ideology is to discredit it and get its followers to change their minds. Attacking them doesn't do this; it makes them adhere even more strongly to the ideology. The Romans' persecution of early Christians didn't exactly stamp out Christianity, now did it? Why do you think Islam is any different?

      Countries "under terrorist attack" like Canada, UK, Spain, etc. are only under attack 1) because they support the US, and 2) because they freely allow terrorists to enter the country (and immigrate there), because it's "racial profiling" or un-PC to keep them out. Don't let them in, and there won't be a problem. If you're going to keep your country open to those who hate you, then you have to expect problems. I don't let criminals and thugs just walk into my house. Any uninvited intruders will be promptly shot, no matter what their excuse is. I don't care if someone wants to rob me or just wants some food; if I find them in my house, I'll shoot them dead and ask questions later. If countries had the same attitude towards border security they wouldn't have so many problems.

      Of course, I'll probably be called "racist" or some such BS by people who think we should welcome everyone from everywhere. My question to them: how many other unrelated people have you allowed to come live in your house with you? If you have less than 30 people living in your house, and not paying rent, then you're a hypocrite.

    12. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      I'm against installing dictators at the heads of any of these countries. I believe the past governments who did that were wrong to do so.

      But that's the way the US deals with other governments it doesn't like. It's done it numerous times in the past; why would the future be any different? Wishful thinking?

      I'm not here to represent some future United States government. All I'm saying is that right now it is justified for the US to put diplomatic and even military pressure on Iran and people should have nothing to complain about. The second there is even a hint of the US planning to install a dictator there or anywhere else then people would be justified in complaining, but not before. Contrary to your claims, the current US government did not do this in Iraq or Afghanistan.

      Bullshit. WWII has no relation to the current situation, and everything is different today anyway.

      Right. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. If you look up newspapers from the 1930s on the topic of Germany you will find that people were saying the same thing then about Germany as they are saying today about Iran. Back then we didn't have the foresight of WW2, today we have no excuse. History is very much repeating itself.

      1) We now have nuclear weapons. Any large states with imperial/expansionist goals would be suicidal to invade America for that reason alone. This wasn't the case before WWII. It honestly doesn't matter if the entire rest of the world become one big evil empire under China or Islam, because the US has enough nukes to decimate the world's population, serving as a deterrent for invasion. If we had so many nuclear weapons during WWII, we wouldn't have needed to get involved in that war.

      Nothing prevents a rogue country with nukes from giving some to terrorists who smuggle them into our country and detonate it locally. Nukes do not deter stateless terrorists.

      2) The "enemies" now are Islamic terrorists, who are pissed that we're getting involved in their affairs. So, we keep sticking our noses into their affairs (mainly because there's a lot of oil in the region), and they get more pissed off. What sense does that make? We're not getting involved in other peoples' affairs, like in Sudan, because there's no oil there. All we have to do is pull out of the mideast, and they won't bother us. Just don't let them immigrate in like they do in Europe, because then they'll be causing problems here, murdering those who "dare to insult Islam", etc. And if a few nuts still come over here to stir up trouble, terrorism isn't that hard to deal with, as long as you have decent security measures in place, and allow people to carry guns with them: ask the Israelis about that, as they have significant experience in that regard.

      1) America's immigration policy has always been very open. What you are proposing would be very difficult to do (change the country's culture) and might cause a huge amount of harm in its own right. America benefits a lot from its immigrants.

      2) We can stick out heads in the sand but if Islamists take over nuclear-armed Pakistan then we are in trouble. They have shown they are more than willing to sacrifice their own people for the sake of striking at the "big satan".

      3) Not all conflicts with Islam are oil-related. They are causing trouble all over Europe totally because of cultural differences. Islamists will always find an excuse people who are different because the root of their belief centers around the fact that anyone non-Muslim must be made to convert to Islam and anyone who converts away from the religion must die. All other major religions accept the right of other religions to exist, radical Islam does not.

      You can't "defeat" an ideology, unless you exterminate all its followers. That's genocide. Is that what you're willing to do? If so, you're no better than they are.

      I never proposed wiping out all Muslims but I am in favor of

    13. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I find it amusing that you misspelled Iran "Iraq". It neatly illustrates the rest of your post.

      As for your two points, you left out another option: work with Iran (not Iraq) so that it isn't a problem that they have a nuke. The problem with war is that it is unilateral, highly costly, and can be imposed on your nation just as easily as the other way around. You don't get the lesson of Iraq: pre-emptive invasion merely deepens problems. It doesn't resolve them. As for your comparison to Nazi Germany, the US only got involved after war had already broken out, as it should have. Iran has not declared war against England, has not invaded Israel or committed any other act of war.

      You can believe all you want in disarming militaristic dictatorships. However, until you actually understand that Iran is not a militaristic dictatorship, has not committed an act of war, and that military action will only strengthen its government, you will only create one Iraq after another.

      Last question: how do you know that a nation will turn into Nazi Germany before it actually does? If you do, I've got another word for you: thoughtcrime. Somehow, I suspect you're part "of those people" who would love to preemptively punish pre-criminals because they fit a certain profile. There's a word for those people - fascists. Welcome to Nazi Germany in the US, Kamerade.

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    14. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      If you want to avoid war with Iran then you should be in favor of diplomatic action to prevent them from obtaining nuclear weapons which could be a pretext for such a war.

      Everyone has nukes, who cares? Why exactly is that any of our business? Even if they could claim plausible deniability by clandestinely giving a nuke to a terrorist, they know we'd stomp them anyway, so why would they do that? Oh yeah, they're crazy Islamofascists bent on subordinating our women and eating our babies. We'll all be speaking Farsi or some stupid bullshit.

    15. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      If you want to avoid war with Iran then you should be in favor of diplomatic action to prevent them from obtaining nuclear weapons which could be a pretext for such a war.

      Everyone has nukes, who cares? Why exactly is that any of our business? Even if they could claim plausible deniability by clandestinely giving a nuke to a terrorist, they know we'd stomp them anyway, so why would they do that? Oh yeah, they're crazy Islamofascists bent on subordinating our women and eating our babies. We'll all be speaking Farsi or some stupid bullshit. How can you stomp them if you don't know who is responsible?
    16. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      As for your two points, you left out another option: work with Iran (not Iraq) so that it isn't a problem that they have a nuke. The problem with war is that it is unilateral, highly costly, and can be imposed on your nation just as easily as the other way around. I have no problem with that if you can make it happen. Unfortunately the Iranian government has been none-too-friendly with any Western country since the Islamic revolution. Even many of their middle-eastern neighbors such as Iraq, Egypt and Saudi Arabia are on war terms with them.

      Iran has not declared war against England, has not invaded Israel or committed any other act of war. Sure it has: http://plateauofiran.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/ahmadinejad-wipe-israel-off-the-map-is-it-true/

      It funded bombings of American and Jewish targets around the world and more specifically in Israel they fund Hamas, Hezbollah and Fatah. Neither they nor the terrorist groups deny this fact (in fact, they openly boast about it) because they claim these groups are honorable "resistance groups" and there is no shame in funding them. More than just funding them, they also train them in Iran and all of them have multiple offices in Iran. Coupled with the "Wipe Israel Off the Map" speech mentioned above, if that isn't a declaration of war, I don't know what is.

      Last question: how do you know that a nation will turn into Nazi Germany before it actually does? If you do, I've got another word for you: thoughtcrime. Somehow, I suspect you're part "of those people" who would love to preemptively punish pre-criminals because they fit a certain profile. There's a word for those people - fascists. Welcome to Nazi Germany in the US, Kamerade. I don't have to punish them based on their thoughts, their actions speak a thousand words and then some. As I said above, there is overwhelmingly proof from multiple worldwide governments, including Iran's own government, that they have funded terrorist attacks against us.
    17. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      How can you stomp them if you don't know who is responsible? By them, I meant Iran. We're already pretty much at war with the entire Muslim war over a measly 3,000 deaths that happened almost seven years ago. If a nuke went off here, we be nuking Iran and everyone involved knows that.
    18. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1
      Talk != Action. Saying that Israel should be wiped off the map of the world is different from sending your tanks in to do that.

      Neither they nor the terrorist groups deny this fact (in fact, they openly boast about it) because they claim these groups are honorable "resistance groups" and there is no shame in funding them.


      I'm aware of Iran's support of Hamas. There is still a fine line between proxy wars and actual wars. The Soviet Union and the US fought many proxy wars, yet made damn sure that none of their own troops were involved. That's because both were aware of what the immediate escalation would look like.

      Finally, besides the diplomatic implications of unilateral escalations, there are the practical military ones that won't go away until Iraq changes significantly. As in, becomes something similar to Saudi Arabia.

      #1: An invasion would accomplish nothing, as the US will not be able to stay. And I can guarantee you that this will not be like invading Germany or Japan, where the populations were either tired of their dictators, or accepted the implications of having been defeated on a battlefield. This will be the equivalent of Israel invading Lebanon.
      #2: The US is currently not capable of fighting a large scale war in Iran. Not without completely abandoning Iraq.

      Why do you think the current provocations of Iran - which, by the way, are technically far closer to acts of war than supporting Hamas - go unanswered? It's because everyone knows that there is not a damn thing anyone can do about them.

      The only thing that could trigger a full-scale response by the Allied forces is an actual invasion of a country. The reason for this is that only a full-on invasion would cost the US more to let it slide than to tackle it head-on.

      I appreciate your desire to eradicate bad people and to secure the world from terrorist acts. However, ultimately, it's all a cost-benefit analysis. And the cost-benefit analysis is so dramatically skewed against invading Iran that anything short of Iran dropping a nuke on Israel will not have any positive outcome. And that's counting externalities like saving the world from evil.

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    19. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm not here to represent some future United States government. All I'm saying is that right now it is justified for the US to put diplomatic and even military pressure on Iran and people should have nothing to complain about. The second there is even a hint of the US planning to install a dictator there or anywhere else then people would be justified in complaining, but not before. Contrary to your claims, the current US government did not do this in Iraq or Afghanistan.

      My claim is that the US has an extremely poor track record here, and without serious change in the US's politics, I can't give the benefit of the doubt to anyone the US supports in foreign countries now or in the future.

      The people that the US installed in Iraq also don't seem to be all that popular among the people there. Just like with Palestine, the people in that country would rather have someone that we really don't like. So do we give the people what they want (who's an enemy to us), or impose someone of our choosing on them who they hate, leading to civil war?

      1) America's immigration policy has always been very open. What you are proposing would be very difficult to do (change the country's culture) and might cause a huge amount of harm in its own right. America benefits a lot from its immigrants.

      I don't disagree on this point. Every country has the fundamental right to control who enters its borders.

      I'm not saying shut down all immigration; only to be selective in who's allowed to immigrate. Degreed professionals from China and India and Europe == good. People from the mideast of Islamic faith == bad. Sure, it's discriminatory, but so what? We don't have problems with Islamic terrorists from China. Sure, it's unfair to middle-eastern Muslims who have no intentions of becoming terrorists and just want a good job, but life's unfair; they need to go someplace else, or fight for change in their own country. Of course, you can't just go on their country of origin or skin color, since there's lots of Muslims in India (though they don't seem to be involved in terrorism against the US like the middle-easterners are), and mentally ill American white guys have been known to become Muslims and join Al Qaeda, so a background check would be in order IMO. Of course, dirt-poor uneducated immigrants should be mostly turned away too in favor of educated people, or at least greatly curtailed. We have lots of poor Americans who need to get off welfare and get to work, and cleaning toilets and picking strawberries would be fine jobs for them.

    20. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      How can you stomp them if you don't know who is responsible? By them, I meant Iran. We're already pretty much at war with the entire Muslim war over a measly 3,000 deaths that happened almost seven years ago. Talk about missing the big picture. We are at war with radical Islam because they *murdered* 3000 of our civilians and tens of thousands other civilians worldwide (a great many of them Muslim themselves). We are at war with these people because of their disgusting ideology and want-on murder they continue to perpetrate. Good to know how little you care.

      If a nuke went off here, we be nuking Iran and everyone involved knows that. If that was true, Israel and the US would have bombed the crap out of half the middle-east by now. No, unfortunately many people in the international community would rather we commit suicide before defending ourselves. Even if someone were to nuke us you would find very heavy international resistance to nuking them back. The world has a very short attention span and never follows conflicts to their well-deserved end. If they did terrorism wouldn't pay and no one would bother resorting to it. Right now terrorism pays because the West is spineless in their response. No one would nuke any country in response to a terrorist attack.
    21. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      Talk != Action. Saying that Israel should be wiped off the map of the world is different from sending your tanks in to do that.

      Neither they nor the terrorist groups deny this fact (in fact, they openly boast about it) because they claim these groups are honorable "resistance groups" and there is no shame in funding them.


      I'm aware of Iran's support of Hamas. There is still a fine line between proxy wars and actual wars. The Soviet Union and the US fought many proxy wars, yet made damn sure that none of their own troops were involved. That's because both were aware of what the immediate escalation would look like.

      Finally, besides the diplomatic implications of unilateral escalations, there are the practical military ones that won't go away until Iraq changes significantly. As in, becomes something similar to Saudi Arabia.

      #1: An invasion would accomplish nothing, as the US will not be able to stay. And I can guarantee you that this will not be like invading Germany or Japan, where the populations were either tired of their dictators, or accepted the implications of having been defeated on a battlefield. This will be the equivalent of Israel invading Lebanon.

      #2: The US is currently not capable of fighting a large scale war in Iran. Not without completely abandoning Iraq.

      Why do you think the current provocations of Iran - which, by the way, are technically far closer to acts of war than supporting Hamas - go unanswered? It's because everyone knows that there is not a damn thing anyone can do about them.

      The only thing that could trigger a full-scale response by the Allied forces is an actual invasion of a country. The reason for this is that only a full-on invasion would cost the US more to let it slide than to tackle it head-on.

      I appreciate your desire to eradicate bad people and to secure the world from terrorist acts. However, ultimately, it's all a cost-benefit analysis. And the cost-benefit analysis is so dramatically skewed against invading Iran that anything short of Iran dropping a nuke on Israel will not have any positive outcome. And that's counting externalities like saving the world from evil.

        As I've already pointed out, Iran has done much more than just "talk" about wiping Israel off the map.

      In any case, it seems to me this article is quite relevant in the context of our discussion and touches upon many of the points I am trying to make: http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull&cid=1167467762531
    22. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Every single country in the whole world is under terrorist attack nowadays, including your cuddly neighbor to the north Canada. I missed the recent terrorist attacks on Canada. I guess being Canadian our news has kept quite and intercepted the news coming over the border so we don't know about them.
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    23. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      The people that the US installed in Iraq also don't seem to be all that popular among the people there. Just like with Palestine, the people in that country would rather have someone that we really don't like. So do we give the people what they want (who's an enemy to us), or impose someone of our choosing on them who they hate, leading to civil war? That's because people are demanding an unrealistically short time-frame. When dealing with Iraq or the Palestinians there is no way anyone could have resolved the situation in less than a decade. In the latter case, the US keeps on trying to push through one-year timetables which are simply not realistic. Both Hamas and Fatah are extremely evil groups with their own terrorist wings. Neither is moderate in any shape or form. The correct approach would be to negotiate with all moderate forces and exclude the extremists even if right now the moderates have no political force. The US' mistake has been negotiating with extremists because they're simply not willing to accept the fact that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict will take very long to solve. Sorry, but the world doesn't work on our time frames :)

      I think in the case of Iraq the situation is actually improving a lot recently (the casualty figures can attest to that). Another thing the US might want to consider, regardless of political pressure to the contrary, is splitting Iraq across ethnic lines. I think it's fair to say that the Kurds could declare independence in the north and do well quite fast if we were to offer them some protection from Turkey (in return they'd have to promise to stop-border attacks). The question is whether the same is true of the Sunni and Shia.
    24. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      If you want to avoid war with Iran then you should be in favor of diplomatic action to prevent them from obtaining nuclear weapons which could be a pretext for such a war.

      Iran suspended it's nuclear weapons program in 2003.

      That aside, either all sovereign nations have a right to possess nuclear arms, or none do; this "we can have them but you can't" thing will not work in the long term. If the U.S. doesn't want Iran to have nuclear weapons, it has to start fulfilling its obligations towards disarmament under the NPF.

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    25. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      Iran suspended it's nuclear weapons program in 2003. If you accept this then you must also accept the fact that they developed nuclear weapons covertly for years. If you read past the report's summary into the actual details you will find that while they have suspended *some* aspects of their weapons program, they have accelerated others. Once all the other parts are complete they could build a nuke in a matter of months. You will note that they have continued development of powerful rocket boosters to extend the range of their rockets all the way to Europe (ask yourself, why?). You will also note they admitted to acquiring nuclear weapon schematics on the black market. You will also note that they refused to send back spent-fuel from civilian nuclear power plants once it's used. The only reason any country would want to retain the spent-fuel is to further enrich it for nuclear weapons -- there is no other use for it.

      That aside, either all sovereign nations have a right to possess nuclear arms, or none do; this "we can have them but you can't" thing will not work in the long term. If the U.S. doesn't want Iran to have nuclear weapons, it has to start fulfilling its obligations towards disarmament under the NPF. Absolutely not. By your logic should we begin handing out guns to random people on the street? Even to convicted criminals? Having nuclear weapons (or weapons of any kind for that matter) is not a Human Right and the world exercises careful control of who gets access to them -- for good reason. As far as I'm concerned, this is reason enough to deny Iran nuclear weapons: http://plateauofiran.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/ahmadinejad-wipe-israel-off-the-map-is-it-true/

      and it's coming on the heel of decades of such actions by Iranian's leaders. Do you want to be responsible for the deaths of millions of people because of some Utopian ideal?
    26. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by cowwoc2001 · · Score: 1

      Every single country in the whole world is under terrorist attack nowadays, including your cuddly neighbor to the north Canada. I missed the recent terrorist attacks on Canada. I guess being Canadian our news has kept quite and intercepted the news coming over the border so we don't know about them. Here are two recent events that come to mind, but there have been others:

      Firebombing and kidnapping: http://www.canada.com/globaltv/quebec/story.html?id=485fefb7-fc25-44a0-8ff1-8a69c7ebf600&k=97449

      Plots to behead Canadians: http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/terrorism.php?id=1386210
      \-> Jump down to "the Canadian connection"
    27. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 1

      If you go to the bottom of the Guardian article that tries to discredit MEMRI you will that a "correction" at the bottom where they go on to say that MEMRI's article (which they try to discredit above) has actually been verified by other sources and is probably true. In fact, much of the article is FUD and provides no real proof that they do anything wrong.

      The article accuses MEMRI of selection bias. How come you didn't address that?

      As for "FUD" - sure, MEMRI being run by former Israeli Military Intelligence doesn't prove anything on its own, but it's certainly worth mentioning in a discussion of MEMRI's bias.

      Antiwar.com is obviously not an objective source of information. Their self-professed goal is to prevent wars no matter what.

      Irrelevant. Are you disputing that MEMRI has threatened Mr. Cole with legal action for criticizing them?

      They (or anyone else) has yet to prove that MEMRI has ever a) mis-translated an Arabic media report with obviously malicious intent b) has made up media reports that never happened. Until they do that MEMRI is a valuable peek into what is being said in government-controlled media across the middle-east.

      Again, selection bias.

      As for Mr. Finkelstein, I'd hardly call him unbiased.

      I never said he was. The issue is that MEMRI doesn't like what he has to say, so they falsely depict him as a denier. Quit trying to change the subject.

      His Holocaust-smearing history also does not reflect too well on him.

      The only ones doing any smearing in this case are you and your Likudnik buddies. Mr. Finkelstein is not and has never been a denier, and the smear campaign against him betrays their and your agenda.

    28. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's because people are demanding an unrealistically short time-frame. When dealing with Iraq or the Palestinians there is no way anyone could have resolved the situation in less than a decade. In the latter case, the US keeps on trying to push through one-year timetables which are simply not realistic. Both Hamas and Fatah are extremely evil groups with their own terrorist wings. Neither is moderate in any shape or form. The correct approach would be to negotiate with all moderate forces and exclude the extremists even if right now the moderates have no political force. The US' mistake has been negotiating with extremists because they're simply not willing to accept the fact that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict will take very long to solve. Sorry, but the world doesn't work on our time frames :)

      I don't know about this. I think, regardless of the time frame, the people of that region are going to want to elect groups like Hamas, Fatah, Hezbollah, etc. into power. That's just the way people are in those places. If we ignore those groups and only work with "moderate" forces, it won't be successful because the people simply don't want moderates in power, and it'll look again like we're propping up a puppet regime. Remember, our view of what's "moderate" may be very different from their view.

      I think in the case of Iraq the situation is actually improving a lot recently (the casualty figures can attest to that).

      I'm not so sure about this, either. I think it's very likely the violent groups there have mostly decided to stop fighting for now, and just wait for the US to leave. Anyone who watches the news can see that 1) the US public is not happy with the war, and wants it ended reasonably soon, and 2) the US simply can't afford to keep troops there for much longer; if we do, our economy is going to totally collapse. The violent forces in Iraq have probably realized this, and decided to wait things out. The troop "surge" may have succeeded in reducing violence and casualties in the short term, but with lots of well-armed violent factions still in that country, there's no telling what's going to happen when our troops come home.

      Another thing the US might want to consider, regardless of political pressure to the contrary, is splitting Iraq across ethnic lines. I think it's fair to say that the Kurds could declare independence in the north and do well quite fast if we were to offer them some protection from Turkey (in return they'd have to promise to stop-border attacks). The question is whether the same is true of the Sunni and Shia.

      I've thought that from the very beginning. Iraq's borders were drawn by stupid colonial European powers 100 years ago, not by the people living in that area. This forced together different ethnic groups who, quite frankly, hate each other. Saddam's form of government was actually very good for that situation, because he simply brutally suppressed all dissent. That's the way to achieve peace when you have a bunch of people who hate each other and fight with each other; it's not fair (since one group gets chosen over the others), it's not nice, but it does work. I know that if I was forced to live in the same house as some of my current neighbors, I'd probably become very violent with them too, killing their dogs, beating their kids, etc.; luckily, we live in separate houses with yards separated by 6-ft walls, so we don't have to resort to violence.

      Unfortunately, splitting up the country won't work either, because granting the Kurds independence would mean political problems with Turkey, which for some reason we don't want to do (as a large part of the Kurds' land is in Turkey, and of course has oil on it). You can't just give the Kurds in northern Iraq freedom and tell them to stop attacking Turkey, because the Turks are holding much of their land and people hostage within its borders.

      What's the ultimate solution to all this mess? I'm guessing a massive war in the mideast, leaving few surviv

    29. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Talk about missing the big picture. We are at war with radical Islam because they *murdered* 3000 of our civilians and tens of thousands other civilians worldwide (a great many of them Muslim themselves). We are at war with these people because of their disgusting ideology and want-on murder they continue to perpetrate. Good to know how little you care. Right, and we went and *murdered* close to a million civilians in a country that had nothing to do with 9/11 (hint, it's murder when it's not in self-defense). Not to mention losing over 3000 of our soldiers as well. It's time to get over it. 3000 dying is a tragedy, but it's only when it happens to the US that the whole world has to pay. There are all sorts of ways that we could prevent the death of 3000 people *per year* for only a fraction of what we're spending in Iraq, and without the cost of hundreds of thousands of lives.

      If that was true, Israel and the US would have bombed the crap out of half the middle-east by now. Ummm, I said *if* they nuked us. Not if they simply looked at us the wrong way. But hey, even with them simply looking at us the wrong way, none of the presidential front runners are taking a nuclear first strike against Iran off the table. That's some sick shit right there. The pentagon talks all the time about using mini-nukes to take out bunkers. And given all the depleted uranium (i.e. dirty bombs) that we've spread all over the world, I'd say that we're the only nuclear terrorists around right now. We're the ones preemptively starting wars because people want to have the same stuff that we do. Of course, that's not the real reason and everybody in Washington knows it. It's about protecting the dollar and setting up a garrison.
    30. Re:I can't believe you people still defend Iran by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should have left them alone to begin with. If we go to war again there, it'll be another mess, since we'll just install another bloodthirsty dictator like we always do, and thousands upon thousands will die, at our hands.

      If we want to avoid war, we just need to mind our own fucking business. How hard is that?


      I think that we should try the expand by conquest for a brief while. Of course, I think we should be massively trying to make Iraq become the next US state. I think the US messed up by not annexing Mexico when we had the chance. The reason Mexico exists as a separate country is because of racism in the US. The US at the time wanted a free white christain nation. They didn't want blacks or Indians to be citizen's in their white republic. The religious angle came into as well because Mexico at the time was almost entirely Catholic and those in the US also didn't want to add new Catholics to the mix of states. To be honest, Mexico would have come in as a free state and would have likely caused the civil war to happen sooner.

      I'm honest. Most of the US doesn't give a shit about the middle east. We wanted to kick the shit out of countries for 9/11 and our leaders gave us two acceptable whipping boy nations. The reason that I'd like Iraq to be a US state is because it would give them a say in how the US is run and the rest of the nation would pay about as much attention to Iraq as they do to Arkansas or Alaska.

      Dirty politics happens in the US as well. It's been awhile since we've beaten up losers or sent thugs to elections/polls to keep out those that would vote against the local party boss. It's one of the reasons that we now have secret ballots so employers and random thugs don't threaten people for voting the wrong way.

      Let's be honest. The US is against other democracies taking actions that would be against the US interest. We'd rather an ancient Egyptian God King be in charge as long he supports our interests. The only way we'd really "care" about another democracy was if it was actually apart of our democracy system. I understand why the US hasn't grown and it's kinda of sad about what's limited US.

  78. Valid sources are great! by Eviliza · · Score: 4, Informative

    As several people here have pointed out, Iran is not disconnected from the Internet. Users in Iran have been able to connect to the internet without any atypical problem... this rumor has been swirling about for a few days. I manage a Persian-language website with many readers in Iran, so I have both the motivation and the resources to check into this... we've seen no decrease in traffic from within Iran. I've also been able to find no source for this that doesn't trace back to the Internet Traffic Report, which as other has pointed out has a somewhat inexact methodology. This is the second time this has been mentioned in Slashdot, and everytime it is posted, it gives me a heart-attack... there might be a need to post a correction or at the very least to stop asserting that Iran has no connectivity without better confirmation.

  79. Almost got it right by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Does that mean Florida is offline? No it just means you cannot communicate with one of their routers.

    Close, it means that the internettrafficreport can't communicate with on of their routers.

    To paraphrase Douglas Adams, the ravenous internetrafficrepport of america is so stupid, that it thinks that if it can see it, you can't see it.

    It is a common problem with "amateur" websites for gaming clans, person A "I can't load the site" person B "you are an idiot, works fine for me".

    Is that router really down? Hard to say, other articles have already explained why the itr.com site methods are flawed, they are too reliant on a single paths to determine what works and what does not. All you know from their site is how THEY can communicate with the rest of the world, not how the rest of the world can communicate with them.

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  80. Iran Supports (and Distributes!) GNU/Linux by cparker15 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I had no idea until now (I've never even seen a .ir URL before), but one of the images on the Iranian government's Web site features the GNU and Linux mascots. Clicking on that link brings you to http://it.iran.ir/ which features instructions on how to add Iran's CentOS mirror to your yum repos. I think this article would've been much more interesting if it had featured the government of Iran's involvement in the free software community. For one, it would have been true. A government that distributes a free operating system can't be that oppressive, can it?

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    1. Re:Iran Supports (and Distributes!) GNU/Linux by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      A government that distributes a free operating system can't be that oppressive, can it?

      Please tell me that you aren't that naive.

      Any nation not called the "United States" is going to be interested in Linux (or other open source software), for the simple reason that they have access to the source code and full knowledge of what that software does when run. It doesn't take a very big tin-foil hat to assume that Microsoft would be willing (or mandated) to spy for the US Government.

      Hell, even various agencies within the American Government are interested in open source software. Take a look at the NSAs involvement with open source software sometime.

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  81. TERRORISTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My buddy from Iran"

    No one has a buddy in Iran, only terrorists do

    We'll be seeing YOU soon, be sure to have clean undies on, your gonna go away for a little while while we ask you some "questions"

  82. Regular maintenance != complete failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cables them are very redundant. Even though they require complete maintenance at regular interval does not mean that complete failures are anywhere near the norm.

    The MTBF time of a single fiber strand+repeater is in the order of decades. Just through shear number of strands/repeaters over long distance make the failure rate become significant, but single strand or/and repeater breakdown is far from a complete failure. Complete failures are generally only caused by complete cable cut or land based failures.

  83. Comedy gold. by rmadmin · · Score: 2, Funny

    First attempt I got a "503 Service Unavailable". How fitting. =)

    OH NOES! The slashdot tubes have been cut!

  84. Please by ghyd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the news is wrong, Slashdot, remove it or amend it quickly. This is not serious at all and destroys a lot of support in this site. We're not talking puppies here, so be serious.

    1. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to remove all untrue stories from Slashdot?

    2. Re:Please by Flex+Flint · · Score: 1

      If the news is wrong, Slashdot, remove it or amend it This. How many of us have read more than one article saying 5 cables were lost?
  85. Let's get down tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and boogie!

  86. The reason it was cut... by achenaar · · Score: 0

    was to stop the basilisks lest they kill again!

  87. OMG, Where is Florida!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the same source, it looks like Florida must have fallen off the edge of the world again! Quick, call in the Navy, wait, they are too busy in the middle east cutting communication lines... I love how the post talks about Iran being complete disconnected, and do you know what the source is? The Internet Traffic report, where if you look on their website, they list Iran being off-line as well as Florida and Germany. So the source is interesting but in no way a definitive source for making the statement that Iran is disconnected. Take a look for your self. (http://www.internettrafficreport.com/details.htm)

  88. Is the Internet that weak? by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

    Now I know I am coming close to the lawn bit (get off my lawn ya damn kids) in age, but I was under the impression that the original design of the internet was such that if one node was "taken out" communication could be routed through other nodes. If you drop a main router, there are secondaries to take up the flow.

    Simply put, there are many paths to where you want to go (unless where you want to go is bombed to hell)

    Mayhap this is more then coincidence, but as a plan to effect Iran's connection to the internet it is a failed operation. Beyond the obvious land line option, there is now even satellite to allow communication flow in and out of a country. The design works!

    Here are some optional theories just for fun...

    * It is Iran cutting the lines and they'll accuse the US of preemptive attack and will use the distraction to complete their nuclear ambitions
    * It is the Oil companies want to put pressure on Iran to allow more drilling and expansion of new oil fields in the country
    * It is Russia...just because they like to push the world's buttons
    * and finally, it is an alien race preparing for conquest of the world. They need to know how hard it is to knock out our networks. Thank goodness they don't know about EMP blasts

    So if I got anything out of this bruhaha it is that the network works as designed. It routes around the failures and works to ensure data flow from point A to B.

    Good job DARPA!

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  89. Or... by contraba55 · · Score: 1

    How old are these cables? Unless they're made from the recycled husks of classic game boys, this generation of cables might just be failing. Products do fail and are recalled from time to time, but in a situation like this it would be hard to take a cable back. Also, saltwater doesn't play nicely with electronics, in general.

  90. (grotesquely offtopic) by hercubus · · Score: 1
    i read "Battlestar By Proxy" and dietCoke shot out my nose


    just wanted the author to know. humour is rather subjective, don't sweat the mod down clown

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    1. Re:(grotesquely offtopic) by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      i read "Battlestar By Proxy" Actually, in my reading of many message boards, I'm starting to wonder if it isn't a real syndrome. I mean, I hate Bush and think he has really broken a lot of things, but there's people out there who think we are living in a complete police state, and that they are one issue of Wired away from a trip to Gitmo.

      and dietCoke shot out my nose Wow. I have powers! Have you called the Pope? Oh, wait, you were drinking Diet Coke when this happened?
  91. No, it could easily be America by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    We need to see what is going on in that region. I would not be the least bit to find out that it was us. It is almost certain that we have a small generator (probably nuke, but tidal might work in the right place) that allows us to tap elsewhere. We simply needed a break in the line, while we added out tap. Once the line gets hooked up, nobody would be wise to the fact of our tap. It would just appear that that the fix was not perfect (which is not surprising).
    BTW, America is not the only one with this capability. UK, France, and Russia all have similar skill sets.

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  92. Intercepted: the mother of all conspiracies by DrFruit · · Score: 1

    Transcript of an intercepted phone call between Washington DC and an undisclosed location, end of 2006.

    ... Forget about it George, you really f*cked up too many times. The next president will be a Democrit, nothing we can do about it now...
    ... Not so fast!...
    ... Hey, that you, Dick?
    (A muffled voice)... Whahh! How about this idea. We start a surge in Iraq to create an illusion of winning the war. Meanwhile, we force an incident with Iran...
    ... Incident? You mean like one of those little boats attacking our fleet? It just might work... or else we will have to come up with another idea. By the way, you inside that safe again?
    ... Whahh! If that doesn't work, we can let the intelligence guys explain how Iran could produce a nucelar bomb within say a year... The old WMD trick.
    ... Go on...
    ... Of course, our candidates will have to start supporting George, the war and the surge. That way, when the sh*t hits the fan, they will look like the only people who can protect us... unlike the cut-and-run cowards cross the isle. Whahh!
    ... Sounds like a plan. But we need to cut off Iran's communications to make sure the attack is over before they know what hit them. I don't care what happens after John is inaugurated...
    ... So John it is? You know he will have to eat sh*t and kiss our b*tts to get the nomination... think he will?
    ... Let me see what I can do.
    ... Hey, I think I know a way to cut those communication lines. Lemme check with some of my old friends at Halli. Whahh!
    ... Later Dick. Oh, and you George.

    (end of transcript)

  93. Scary? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    What the hell does "but the scariest part of this is that Iran is now offline" mean? What exactly is "scary" about Iran but not the other countries?

  94. Re:Iran not "off internet" but strange routes take by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    Now we need to know if any of this arrives through an undersea cable going to Iran or if it goes through a terrestrial link or a satellite link.

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  95. I wish he might but I suspect by crovira · · Score: 1

    that he'd like all this freedom shit wiped out (After all, he's already wiped his ass with the constitution.)

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  96. Flamebait?!? by Woldry · · Score: 1

    Why on earth was this modded as flamebait?

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  97. Re:It's the Lamb by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

    There shell be a sign in the sky and JESUS will come again to save us! Is that kinda like the Bat-Signal?
  98. nice try but... by realkiwi · · Score: 1

    ... April first is over a month and a half away.

    Iran is visible from Europe.

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  99. Incompetence is not a crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Incompetence is not a crime, nor is it a hardliner policy.

  100. Interested until the last sentence ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a great way to detract attention from its continuing defiance of the world community -- no, not just the US -- on its nuclear processing.

    Sorry to bust your bubble, but there is hardly a world consensus on the handling of Iran's nuclear processing other then the United States overbearing pressure on other permanent members of the U.N. Security Counsel plus Germany, well as least behind the scenes:

    http://www.ipsnews.net/news.asp?idnews=41064

    Besides both Russia and China have not adhered to any sanctions imposed on Iran by the U.N. Security Counsel plus you even have states like Turkey that have told the United States to "piss off" when asked to cut international banking ties with Iran:

    http://www.turkishdailynews.com.tr/article.php?enewsid=95039

    Didn't here about that little tidbit of information in the western press now did you? Just as you posted don't believe the cut cables are some type of "US information operation" don't believe that western media is somehow giving an accurate description of the situation when in reality they're only parroting statements from US government officials. Now would you like some bread to go with this circus?

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  101. Islamic Republic of Iran by mechsoph · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think Iran is actually a democratic country so the people there have just as much opportunity to vote their leaders out of power when they don't agree with their actions as the US does.

    Iran is an Islamic Republic, meaning its government is half democratic and half unelected asshats.

    1. Re:Islamic Republic of Iran by phoenix321 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only that, but the unelected asshats even get to decide *who* can be voted into the democratic half.

      So the only half Iranians get to vote on is already pre-selected by the aforementioned asshats. As that list probably contains only friends of asshats, they're likely be asshats as well. So in fact, unelected asshats vote for candidates and Iranians just decide whose face is prettier.

      The correct term for that is "Hobson's Choice", I believe.

    2. Re:Islamic Republic of Iran by dwye · · Score: 1

      So the only half Iranians get to vote on is already pre-selected by the aforementioned asshats. As that list probably contains only friends of asshats, they're likely be asshats as well. So in fact, unelected asshats vote for candidates and Iranians just decide whose face is prettier.

      The correct term for that is "Hobson's Choice", I believe.

      Not quite. Hobson's Choice is to accept or reject the one alternative. The Iranian election is like choosing the Homecoming Queen from your high school, at best (i.e., who really cares, except the person elected as hand puppet for the mullahs?); at worst, it is like Blue Simms vs. Red Simms, from Moon Over Parador (which would be worse than a Hobson's Choice).

    3. Re:Islamic Republic of Iran by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Whereas, in America, people vote to tell their elected asshats who they want in office, but the elected asshats' votes are the onle ones that really count. And those asshats get to vote for whoever they want, even if it goes against what the American voters want.

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    4. Re:Islamic Republic of Iran by Buelldozer · · Score: 0, Troll

      OT I know but replace "asshats" with "The Media" and "Iran" with "United States" and the situation seems fairly familiar to me.

    5. Re:Islamic Republic of Iran by mechsoph · · Score: 1

      No. "The Media" does not command our armed forces nor does it have veto power over our laws. It may strongly influence perceptions of candidates, but there are enough different outlets to somewhat dilute that effect, ie Slashdot vs. Fox News. Rupert Murdoch may be quite powerful, but he is by no means "Supreme Leader".

    6. Re:Islamic Republic of Iran by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but the unelected asshats even get to decide *who* can be voted into the democratic half.

      Sorta like when a Supreme Court (an unelected bunch of, well, for the sake of analogy, asshats) decides who will be the president, overriding the majority of the people expressed by a direct vote. Doesn't that sound like a sham democracy too? In Iran at least the person who gets most of the votes actually gets elected.

    7. Re:Islamic Republic of Iran by phoenix321 · · Score: 1

      The Supreme Court has at least a democratic root from which the Judges are nominated.

      Oh and it's not THAT bad, as the majority of states still voted for Bush jr. and the tie following the accepted course of elections was a very close one. You could argue it is not fair to follow arbitrary rules and not obeying the pure head count in a nationwide election, but so are the rules and the Democrats agreed to them many times before and only challenged them when it was too late (and not ever since).

      It doesn't matter if Bush was hated by so many, there were just extreme contrasts. That and an electorate so close to legal equilibrium is the highest strain possible to a democratic system. I'm content the US of A held up so well and is now on its way to a new and hopefully more clear election result.

      Other states descended into anarchy, just look at Kenia right now. The USA didn't suffer that much when compared to this.

  102. The measure of a theory of behavior by Jerf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The measure of a theory of behavior is not "Does this action/occurrence further the given goal?", but "Given a hypothesis that group X is pursuing goal Y, is the action Z the best action X can take?"

    Let's take the goal of "cutting off Iran's information before an attack by the US". Does cutting the cables in this manner "further that goal"? Yes, it does. However, given that goal, would the US military consider this its best action? Hell no! If the US Military wants to cut off your internet, they're not going to give you a lead time of several days; they're going to cut off all your links within minutes, possibly seconds of each other.

    Are extremist Middle Eastern groups cutting off the cables to cut off Western influences? They would lack the capabilities to cut all cables at once, but I also suspect they'd know this was a brutally short-term situation. Most such people seem to believe that standard authoritarian government techniques are a better choice. I can't quite rule this one out as thoroughly, but it would have to be an awfully small, insular group to think this is the best choice.

    The problem with the standard metric of "does it further this goal" is that it leaves you with an excessive abundance of theories, which can't all be true, but can't be ruled out by that metric. Every event further numerous goals and sets back numerous other ones. You really need to be looking at what people consider their best actions; that tends to be much more constrained and much more accurate. Less fun if you need to see conspiracies everywhere though, but that's the price you pay for caring about truth.

    And so on. So far, I haven't really heard a good conspiracy theory yet, so I'm still judging natural event as the most likely, pending more information.

    1. Re:The measure of a theory of behavior by oni · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the US Military wants to cut off your internet, they're not going to give you a lead time of several days; they're going to cut off all your links within minutes, possibly seconds of each other.

      Agreed. There's basically no military advantage to this. Neither is there any logic in the claims that this has something to do with Iran selling oil in Euros. As if the Iranians are so dumb that they can't colo their servers in Europe (they probably already do).

      Are extremist Middle Eastern groups cutting off the cables to cut off Western influences? They would lack the capabilities to cut all cables at once, but I also suspect they'd know this was a brutally short-term situation.

      The thing about terrorist groups is that there are so damn many of them, and they all want to make a name for themselves. If one of them figured out a way to grab a cable and hoist it to the surface to be cut, they'd probably do it, just because they can. It's not like there's one guy who's the king of terrorists and gets to set policy for all the rest, and would say, "wait guys, don't do this. We like Iran." Rather, for any level of extremism, there is *always* a group of people at that level. So I promise you, there is one or two or three groups out there who think that Allah is withholding his blessing because his chosen people have polluted themselves with Internet access.

      So there's a motivation that seems a lot more likely than the "omfg its Bush" conspiracy theory du joir.

    2. Re:The measure of a theory of behavior by Tom · · Score: 1

      The measure of a theory of behavior is not "Does this action/occurrence further the given goal?", but "Given a hypothesis that group X is pursuing goal Y, is the action Z the best action X can take?" The problem is that the theory fails against a target that has itself knowledge of these kinds of analysis, and employs PsyOps and Counter-Intelligence units specifically in order to thwart being analysed. Sometimes, they do precisely that which an analysis would reveal as not being in their best interest, and as such not likely being their action.
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    3. Re:The measure of a theory of behavior by Jerf · · Score: 1

      In which case you have to follow them and engage in a chess match.

      I never said it was easy. I'm just saying the simpler metric is worthless.

      Besides, in most cases, the whole "Ah, but you knew I'd do X so I would have done X-prime, except that you knew I'd think that so I in fact did do X" seems to be overplayed. It's easy to write a Hollywood movie that does that. In the real world, organizations seem pretty lucky to get to the correct "We should do X" in the first place. (In fact, one of the tricky things is working out what the real goal of an organization is; it often isn't what they state, nor even necessarily what they think.) The counter-counter-counter-counter-move-in-advance too often gets side-tracked by the complexity of the real world; the ability to pull it off is inversely proportional to the number of people involved and drops rapidly after 5 or 10 or so.

      You're still more likely to get to a correct result than you are with the stupid metric, which leaves you adrift in an infinite series of possibilities, constructing whatever scenario your fevered brain can come up with with no ability to come up with counterevidence for any of the scenarios.

      (Also interesting is the number of people who don't realize how badly the real world screws up such complicated plans. I do not believe in a conspiracy of five people running the world. I do believe there are sets of such people out there who believe they are running the world, who perhaps even have real power, but grossly overestimate the real power they have. The real world is chaotic beyond belief, beyond comprehension.)

    4. Re:The measure of a theory of behavior by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      So far, I haven't really heard a good conspiracy theory yet, so I'm still judging natural event as the most likely, pending more information. Read up on the Iranian Oil Bourse and when it was set to come on line. If you consider the sad shape of the dollar these days, it may become a little more clear. It's not a prelude to attack, it's an alternative. Or rather it's an attempt to forestall the need for attack.
    5. Re:The measure of a theory of behavior by belthize · · Score: 1

      When the first cuts were announced I found it passing strange that the alternate
      routes necessarily went through UK and US. Looking at maps it's understandable but
      whether it's best or not isn't as material as that they do.

            With the traffic re-routed it's much easier to dump it off for scanning. It's
      also possible that the cuts can act as a smoke screen for permanent tap placement.

            Some folks mentioned there's no need for the permanent taps since we have subs
      like the Carter ... on the other hand some of these cables are in fairly shallow
      water. Subs like to hide in deep trenches, particularly really expensive one off
      subs.

            I'm not trying to claim this is what's happened ... just pointint out alternate
      theories to the 1) coincidence 2) cut off Iran or 3) Islamic extremist. Particularly
      since the cuts don't 'cut off Iran' or any other part of the area, they just force
      a reroute of traffic through the US and UK.

      Belthize

    6. Re:The measure of a theory of behavior by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      You are basically applying Occam's Razor to this problem - make the fewest assumption possible.

      For this to be an invasion of the US it has to be some strange insidious plot that has us slowly removing their infrastructure in a manner that gives them time to repair it. This makes little sense at all - especially since it only knocked a few of the peons sites off the web (and they would be the ones we would *want* on the net in such a case) and we are quite capable of killing it entirely in one swoop.

      Further, said incompetents are somehow creating an invasion force of a size comparable to Iraq Invasion force that took several months and calling up many National Guard units in the process (while we have a presence in Iraq, they are not an invasion force and - yes - there is a HUGE difference) yet no one anywhere has made note of it. Either that or we plan on nuking them (back to the whole "over 100,000 people deployed for war and no one on the planet has noticed" them for conventional bombing). But then, why bother cutting the lines? The moment one goes off every major player in the world will know it and it will destroy those lines in the process.

      Invasion of Iran by the US is stupid, at least from simply having 5 cables cut. I'll buy the govt wants to invade them and would *love* an excuse. I would buy that they have things as ready as they can. But this as a prelude? Nope, our generals are MUCH better than this. If this is truly unusual then we would have to look elsewhere.

      If we want a conspiracy theory then there are a few that make sense. The hard line Islamics could be trying their best to cut Iran off from the rest of the world, they haven't been that successful in the past on similar type things. It took how many years to finally bring the WTC down? I also find the US botching a new wiretap device plausible. I am sure we are trying our best to wire tap them (and if we aren't then people need fired) and a new device may very well cause something along these lines. I wouldn't even buy we are doing this to provoke them - again MUCH more effective way to do it and *any* country on the face of this planet has generals that can do a better job of it.

      However, as another poster modded at least +3 (my threshhold for viewing posts) there are roughly 50 a year in those areas so 5 in such a period of time isn't *that* far out. This is quite within the realm of bad luck, in fact it isn't even *that* bad a luck from what they linked. This is the simplest explanation and takes the fewest assumption. It doesn't *prove* anything (heck maybe person A is responsible for the troop buildup and person B for the cable cutting), but is very much the most likely. It would be my choice, followed by a botched listening device, followed by some jihadist group.

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    7. Re:The measure of a theory of behavior by Tom · · Score: 1

      In which case you have to follow them and engage in a chess match. The game isn't chess, the game is "I know that you know that I know that..." - as you can easily see, it's an infinite regression, and playing the game means estimating correctly where your enemy stops.

      And while you are correct that many people overestimate the conspiracy theory matter, don't fall into the same trap of underestimating intelligence agencies with budgets the size of small countries. 15 years ago, few people believed that the NSA really did listen in to world-wide communications on all channels. Few people would've believed the CIA plans to blow up some US aircrafts and "get rid of" US citizens in order to spark a war with Cuba. These TLAs are huge, they do wield real power, and the fact that most likely they are in an intentional state of chaotic behaviour, just like the Eurofighter is aerodynamically instable by intention, makes them more, not less dangerous.
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  103. Iran? by Teflon_Jeff · · Score: 1

    They're on the net? Well, I guess with the massive censoring, they're on about 10% of the internet. So, now they're down by another 10%. Could be the government deciding it had become to dangerous to let in.

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  104. It's a test by dtml-try+MyNick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think we can all agree here that this isn't a coincidence anymore.

    But I just can't stop thinking why anyone would do this and wich value it would have.

    Strategic value in preparation for war?
    It seems to me that if you want to disrupt communication you'd focus on internal lines, not the external ones. Even if you'd cut of Iran completely their internal networks will still function. Destroy all communication seems a bit far fetched, you'd need to do a lot more then this and a lot faster. There are still a lot of landlines left not to mention satelites, ground phone lines, hell even a pigeon can still do a lot of comm.

    Terrorist attack?
    If it is they picked the wrong continent (you should have googled a bit more Osama!). Besides, also for terrorist organisations the net is of great value for communication and coordination. It seems a bit silly to cut of your own recources.

    Islamic Extremists?
    The internet is the root of all evil and must be removed from our Sacred Land? If you have the money, skill and organisation to pull this of you also have the brains to realise that the cables will be restored in 1 or 2 weeks. The effort vs effect ratio is horrible, so that's a very unlikely scenario.

    Cutting and tapping the lines?
    For each line that get's cut you'd need a second physical line next to it to start tapping it. Apart from the fact that such a operation will get noticed it seems to me that there are other cheaper and more stealth methods to achieve this.

    The only reason I can think of is that it's just a test.

    Just a test/excersise from someone to see what the effects are when such a disruption happens.
    What are the effects on the population, how will they react? Same with world news and governemts, how much exposure and repsonse does such a event get?
    Does it impact the economy, and by how much?
    How much effort, time and money does it cost to cut of a certain region?
    How much time does it take to restore it.
    How resilient will they be and find alternative methods and routes? And so on. There would be much to be learned from from such a operation. A cyberwar simulation, but then taken to the next level

    I'm placing my bets on this one.......

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  105. Schneier's Comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fifth cut? What the hell is going on out there?
    Thankfully BS is on the scene to help clarify things. I'm glad that was in the summary.
  106. It's the Atlanteans by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    and not their fault. It's the fault of the cable layers for not putting sings up saying "buried cable do not dig" at the bottom of the ocean.

  107. Oh, give me a break! by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Since when have "Islamic Isolationists" done anything even CLOSE to this sophisticated? We're talking a bunch of Islamic hillbillies who strap crude nail-bombs to themselves and walk into markets. Even the 9-11 hijackers used nothing more sophsticated than some basic flight training and fucking box-cutters.

    Suddenly these guys have a submarine and the sophistication to locate and cut deep-sea communications cables?

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    1. Re:Oh, give me a break! by Leuf · · Score: 1

      How sophisticated do you have to be to drag an anchor back and forth until you hit something? The media tells you when you are successful. One can probably get enough information to get close enough to a cable to do this fairly easily.

    2. Re:Oh, give me a break! by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Since when does it take much sophistication to damage some cables?

      You can find a map of approximate cable routes with google (one such example), and you can trash the cables with a decent sized ship dragging a sizable hunk of metal.

      pretty much start in the northern mid-atlantic, and head due south dragging the anchor (or start in the south and go north. or both if you can get 2 ships) and it would seem to me you're practically guaranteed to screw up some of them.

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    3. Re:Oh, give me a break! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Even the 9-11 hijackers used nothing more sophsticated than some basic flight training and fucking box-cutters.

      Suddenly these guys have a submarine and the sophistication to locate and cut deep-sea communications cables?

      What makes you think "these guys" need anything "more sophisticated than some basic [dive] training and fucking box-cutters?" Sure, the cables are deep in the middle of the ocean, but they're not that deep closer to the shore. Besides, a previous article on this topic mentioned something about a ship being able to sever the cables by dragging its anchor, so they could use that tactic too.

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  108. Re:What Iranians are thinking. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allahuakbar! Death to Israel! Death to Amer*%#&!^$_+#@!^/,~.>? NO CARRIER

  109. No, Iran is not offline by emilper · · Score: 1

    No, Iran is not offline.

    http://english.khamenei.ir/
    http://www.president.ir/fa/

    very much online ( the sites are hosted in Iran).

    Get a life, CmdrTaco, I expected at least you to check the news you post.

    Anyway, if Iran were to be under attack or large scale action would be planned against it, I would not be posting here, but I would be jumping up and down in the field in full gear and shouting at my platoon, since any time there is big in our area, and Iran is not terribly far and this would be big trouble indeed, we find out first.

    I get the feeling somebody wants really hard that there should be a war between USA and Iran, and that the one who wants it it's not USA. That, or the /. users that post these stories and the admins who approve them had hit their head when they were very young.

    now go mod me troll

  110. Yum, redundant links by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    Iran's not offline. Many Iranian sites (www.president.ir, www.tu.ac.ir) work fine. But instead of routing across the Atlantic it's routing across the Pacific, through links between California and Singapore. It's slower than it should be, but it's working.

    To be fair, router1.iust.ac.ir isn't responding for me either. Oddly, though, www.iust.ac.ir responds fine. And VisualRoute is having no trouble with router1.iust.ac.ir.

    ITR has only a single node in the Middle East, so it's not really going to tell us much about this picture.

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  111. So is all the data spilling out into the ocean? by Morris+Thorpe · · Score: 1

    Imagine the cable spewing out pornography, spam and inanity...those poor, poor fish.

  112. I can't believe you people still defend America by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't believe that people are *still* protecting the American government (note I'm not talking about their citizens) after all the crap they've pulled during the last two decades. Just because the world media has tuned into the USA in the last five years doesn't mean this story came out of the blue. America has been funding and training terrorist groups and publicly boasting about it for over 40 years now. We've been waiting for their population to overthrow the judeofascist government for years yet that hasn't happened either. Just take a look at the kind of things coming out of their government-controlled media: http://www.cnn.com/

    Yes, most Americans dislike their government but no this won't be happening anytime soon. In the meantime, thousands upon thousands of people die every year because of direct funding by the Americans to terrorists. Ironically most of the victims are religious.

    If you want to avoid war with America then you should be in favor of diplomatic action to prevent them from using nuclear weapons which could be a pretext for such a war. By preventing economic sanctions from going through you leave the world no choice but turn to the military option. Also it is worth noting that we've held toothless diplomatic talk with America for decades now and that didn't work (if anything, their government got more radical). They need to feel the heat for there to be any change.

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  113. I think it's the trade federation. by Dillenger69 · · Score: 1

    A communications disruption can mean only one thing: invasion.

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  114. Right here by cicho · · Score: 1

    That's just deaths attributable to the conflict, and above normal death rates (old age, diseases etc.)

    Survey shows Iraq conflict has killed a million | Top News | Reuters
    http://uk.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUKL3048857920080130?rpc=401

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    1. Re:Right here by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Opinion Research Business & Lancet are both reports that are questionable and have what are extremely inflated numbers.

      While some of the more conservative estimates of 98,000-120,000 might be a bit low. They are probably much more realistic. The poll method used by ORB & Lancet has a number of significant issues. For example, ORB only surveyed 2,000 individuals. Second, the poll question of "have you lost any in your household". In a region where there is much more community and households are interwoven. And where marriage of cousins and other relatives is commonly practiced. The likelihood of such a question resulting in counting a single death repeatedly is quite high. If my brother John died. I would claim a death. So would my brother John's wife. And so would my mother. Our sister would also claim a loss. That single death becomes re-counted 4 times. The Lancet attributes numerous other types of deaths (such as increase in muggings, etc)...I guess we can blame the increase in crime in London on the Iraq war too.

      To put all this in perspective....consider the fact that in the entire Civil War the estimates of casualties on both sides is around 620,000. But most of those were from disease. The actual deaths attributed to combat in the civil war are only around 200,000.

      Remember, America spends buys bombs that cost a million a piece so that they do less and more precise damage to reduce casualties. We could spend a lot lot lot less on weapons - but there would be far more casualties.

      Oh, lastly, in many of those estimates, only 30%-35% are attributed to U.S. forces. A fair amount is due to the islamofascists. Guess what, these are the same one's bombing neighboring Arab nations and other nations around the world. So I am not sure we can just blame the Iraq invasion for all their actions.

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      Then again, we all know fire never melts steel. Just ignore the bridge that collapsed when the truck with gasoline collided with it. And it melted the steel & concrete structure of the bridge causing it to collapse. Regardless of the fact that while a building is designed just to hold up itself and it's human occupants, bridges are built to hold up far more than themselves - including extremely heavy laden semi-trucks. So an unloaded bridge has far more inherent strength. It collapsed too.

      I know it's nice to believe far out there statistics because they favor your personal opinion. But fact and realism are much better stances.

      - The Saj

  115. Things are not always what they appear. by krygny · · Score: 1

    But usually, they are exactly what they appear.

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  116. I blame the sharks or... by jmichaelg · · Score: 1
    It's either the sharks have decided that cables are tasty or it's the copycat cable cutters.

    This article says:

    . "About 60-80 per cent of damages to undersea cable are due to external factors and only 10 per cent on an average can be classified as component failure," If those numbers are real, then cables break all the time for a variety of reasons. As the cable population increases, the probability that some cable somewhere will break approaches certainty.
  117. Goldfinger meets Underpants Gnomes by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action."
    -Auric Goldfinger Four times, ???.
    Five times, profit!

    Of course, if there's a sixth cut, I'll revise:

    Four times, OMG!
    Five times, WTF?
    Six times, BBQ!
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  118. what color is the sky on your world??? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax

    The Bush administration has demonstrated time and time again that they want control over the media. It takes an idiot to believe the contrary.

    How many more man-whores disguised as journalists will it take for you to accept the truth? I mean a literal male prostitute was employed to lob softball questions at your president, do you really think the white house gives away press passes without background checks?
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  119. A prelude to war with Iran? by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    Is it possible that this is an attempt to limit information transmission in the event of an imminent strike on Iran or other Middle Eastern regions by the US? It may be a crude and misguided means of damage control; I could certainly see Bush, in his thundering ignorance, believing that all he has to do is cut a few strategic cables to achieve an instant news blackout, or at least delay news of an attack leaking out to the media. That's what the radio messages from Alpha Centauri say when I take of my tin foil hat.

    When wearing said currently-fashionable headgear, I do still come to the conclusion that, no matter what is really going on here, I cannot dismiss that there may indeed be more afoot here. I have read about the existence of US submarines capable of cutting undersea cables; if so, could these be at work?

    I do firmly believe that Bush intends to go out with a bang, and he has stated that he has no desire to go gently into that good night. Judging from one recent interview, it would appear that he has pretty much the mindset of a suicide bomber, and doesn't care who gets hurt in the explosion.

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    1. Re:A prelude to war with Iran? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What planet are you from? Just curious.

  120. Are you kidding? by superwiz · · Score: 1

    The point of cutting the wires is to make sure no news comes out of Iran -- not that no news comes in. It doesn't matter if they develop weapons subsidize Hizbullah or do whatever else (Syria sponsors and houses Hammas -- noone cares). Iran is trying to end the petrodollar cycle by opening an oil exchange where oil would be traded in Euros. They will not be allowed to do it. Case closed. If it takes kicking half the world off the Internet to make sure that it is done in secret because there is no popular support for the war, so be it. 5 cables in two weeks? Go ahead, call me a crazy conspiracy nut. My other conspiracy theory: the Sun will come up tomorrow and whatever Internet communications Iran has left will be destroyed within the next week.

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    1. Re:Are you kidding? by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      This big flaw in your conspiracy theory is that:

      1. Iran's internet access is not effected. Information is coming in and out.

      2. Several of the line cuts have been fully explained, and were caused by common power outages.

      3. The U.S. has attacked countries in the region before (remember Iraq?), and didn't cut the lines.

      4. The petrodollar issue is overblown. A devaluation of the dollar means a boost for U.S. exports, and a big drop in E.U. exports, and would be devistating to countries like China with large dollar reserves (all that money we owe China suddenly becomes worthless). Except for a few isolated countries, no one wants to see the petrodollar end... and an end of the petrodollar could actually put the U.S. in a stronger position (an overvalued dollar hurts the U.S. in the long run more than it helps it).

    2. Re:Are you kidding? by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Iran's internet access is not effected. Information is coming in and out. The first part is blatantly false. Everyone of the cuts had a major impact on Iran. The second sentence is true. But they cut the 5th cable because cutting the 4th didn't finish the job. The report did say that traffic is significantly diminished. So... that just means there are more cable to cut (or satellites "spontaneously collide with debree")

      Several of the line cuts have been fully explained, and were caused by common power outages. Good. Have they explained the astronomical improbability of these occuring so close to each other in time?

      The U.S. has attacked countries in the region before (remember Iraq?), and didn't cut the lines. It didn't have to be. There was no overwhelming opposition to those wars. There is an overwhelming opposition to attacking Iran. FYI, the (erroneously believed to be) peace candidate Obama has received 6 times as much funding as the highest GOP fund raiser.

      The petrodollar issue is overblown. A devaluation of the dollar means a boost for U.S. exports, and a big drop in E.U. exports,

      You must be joking. This is not about finances. It is about viability of the dollar. The only reason the fiat of dollar holds is because it is backed by oil. Trade is not enough to generate an "economy". There is also a need for production. Currently, the US legal system has made it incredibly difficult to retain a manufacturing base. With all the talk we hear of cheap labor in China, the reason labor is "expensive" in the US is because increases in manufacturing efficiency made each worker more productive; thus leading to an expectation of a constant improvement in the quality of life of the working people -- the expectation which could not be fulfilled once the legal system undermined the manufacturing process and stopped its natural tendency to increase efficiency out of desire to compete.

      I agree that the end of petrodollar would help the US. But it would only do so in the long run -- by forcing US to shift its power base from bankers and merchants to industrialists. Clearly, the current power base is fighting to keep the power. Hence the need to preserve the petrodollar.

      Let's be clear, the end of the fiat of the dollar would not "weaken" it. It would destroy it. But it's an artifically backed currency which is due for collapse. Delaying it will only make the recovery period more painful.

      Yes, I know that a lot of this is rhetorical. Slashdot, however is a technical discussion board. So a short answer to "how is it possible that so many cables were cut at the same time while none were cut for years and years before and that the country most effected by the cuts is the one that US is constantly threatening to attack?" is that it's incredibly unlikely to be a coincidence. But maybe. I don't think in causalities -- my information on the empirical is always imperfect -- I think in probabilities.
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  121. Iran is NOT Offline! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.iust.ac.ir/
    IP: 194.225.230.89
    Machine Location: Tehran, Iran

    http://www.mfa.gov.ir/
    IP: 217.172.99.41
    Machine Location: Tehran, Iran

    http://www.cbi.ir/
    IP: 217.218.174.178
    Machine Location: Tehran, Iran

    http://www.renesys.com/blog/2008/02/attention_iran_is_not_disconne_1.shtml

  122. Iran banking & phones hit, target: Kishi Islan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A shit didn't cut the egypt lines.

    The transport ministry added that footage recorded by onshore video cameras of the location of the cables showed no maritime traffic in the area when the cables were damaged.

    'The ministry's maritime transport committee reviewed footage covering the period of 12 hours before and 12 hours after the cables were cut and no ships sailed the area,' a statement said.

    'The area is also marked on maps as a no-go zone and it is therefore ruled out that the damage to the cables was caused by ships,' the statement added.

    http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticleNew.asp?section=theworld&xfile=data/theworld/2008/february/theworld_february77.xml

  123. 1953, operation Ajax by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think Iran is actually a democratic country so the people there have just as much opportunity to vote their leaders out of power when they don't agree with their actions as the US does.


    Iran is an Islamic Republic, meaning its government is half democratic and half unelected asshats.

    Iran WAS a democracy, until the CIA and the British military intelligence organized a coup and replaced their democracy with a subservient monarchy.
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    1. Re:1953, operation Ajax by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Iran WAS a democracy, until the CIA and the British military intelligence organized a coup and replaced their democracy with a subservient monarchy. THis is the problem when people get their history education third hand from rumors and oft-told tales.

      No, Iran was the same constitutional monarchy from 1906 to 1979. If anything, the problem that prompted CIA action was actually a loss of democracy. The CIA did ...ahem... "encourage" Shah Pahlavi to give the elected prime minister The Boot due to his [nationalizing/seizing] of foreign oil operations, but there was no democracy there at that point. PM Mossadeq was just a preview of what was coming in '79. He was bucking to push out the Shah and become dictator, and appointed Ayatollah Kashani as Speaker of the House. His seizure of British Petroleum's refineries resulted in an oil embargo that nearly ruined the Iranian economy. When he moved to collectivize agriculture, the CIA did the unspeakable: they actively lobbied the Shah to exercise his powers as monarch and remove Mossadeq (O the horror). During this time, Mossadeq illegally dissolved parliament, abolished the constitutional provisions for secret ballots in elections (essentially guaranteeing reelection), and generally behaved like a dictatorial ass. Giving him the push was probably one of the most reasonable acts Shah Pahlavi ever made. It hardly fit the definition of a "coup". Unfortunately, Pahlavi was only slightly less a jerk, as is traditional for old-world monarchies, and the CIA played no small part in encouraging this as well, lest the people somehow elect another crazy pseudo-populist prime minister. The Mossadeq period was just a prelude. The real revolution was in '79, when they finally dumped their asshat king... and installed an asshat theocrat in his place. Just goes to show, some people are really culturally unprepared for actual self-rule. Iran remains a fucked-up backwater due to the influence of religious conservatism, whose importance (like most such places in the region) is due only to its natural resources. It's main problem now is the militant Islamists running the place. None of the Iranian nationals I know (and I know quite a few) are particularly devout, but they say that in public, you act the part, because you hear stories of what happens when you don't. Behind closed doors, it's cocktails, rock n' roll, and mini-skirts; but in public, it's the hijab and beating your head with a sword....
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    2. Re:1953, operation Ajax by inline_four · · Score: 1

      Nice fairy tale. Before you start telling people how things are, keep in mind that there are other sources of information out-there (kinda ironic, given the context of this thread).

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    3. Re:1953, operation Ajax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people blame the shitty nature of Iran and Iraq on anyone else other than their people? Britain was invaded, India was invaded, America was invaded, Japan was nuked. These countries have high quality of life, freedom of speech and the rest. Why can't the Iranians or the Iraqis get themselves out of the stone age? I suggest Islam as a likely reason, but I'm open to other suggestions.

  124. they are playing real-live Risk by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    First off America is pretty war weary (to put it lightly), I really doubt trying to push another war though is a great political move. Occupy the waters off Iran's shore.
    Take position in the bordering country to the east.
    Take position in the bordering country to the left.

    What's the next move, now that they are surrounded?
    That's right: Attempt to replay the Gulf of Tonkin incident.
    Invading Iran has been on the agenda all along.
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  125. 60 years of US foreign policy say otherwise by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    Since the end of WWII, the US has basically NEVER gone out of its way to promote democracy, in fact, at every occasion, it has favored tyrants and thrown democracies over the bridge for a couple bucks.
    Iran - Mossadegh, 1953
    Guatemala
    Cuba - if you think Castro is not democratic enough, take a good look back at Battista
    Nicaragua in the 1980s - Reagan sold weapons to Iran through Israel to finance terrorist death squads, the Contras, to undermine the democratically elected Sandinistas, who happen to be too lefty for his tastes.
    Chile, Pinochet
    And the list goes on.
    My point is, we know the neo-cons want war with Iran, they don't care about democracy and freedom of speech one bit.

  126. Enemy Action??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HA HA HA!!! Don't make me laugh! It's part of the traffic re-routing program implemented by the US Dept of Technology. The Navy SEALS, uh I mean technicians thought it would improve throughput to have Iran's internet traffic re-routed.

    GO NAVY SEALS!!! Hoorah!!! (I think)

  127. It's NOT the "sole premise" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that five undersea cables have been severed due to unknown causes in the past two weeks is newsworthy in itself.

    Ironically, this makes the "sole premise" of your post wrong, where do we go from here?

  128. name calling by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because "cut" sounds so much more menacing and hostile "cut" is the common term used for a disconnected line.
    Dismissing every "conspiracy" as automatically false is an act of profound stupidity.
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    1. Re:name calling by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Dismissing every "conspiracy" as automatically false is an act of profound stupidity.


      And accepting them all as fact is just as stupid if not more
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    2. Re:name calling by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Dismissing every "conspiracy" as automatically false is an act of profound stupidity.


      And accepting them all as fact is just as stupid Sure. But I don't think I've actually met anyone who does, whereas people who dismiss them all are a dime a dozen.
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  129. Yes, the US is responsible by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 5, Informative

    Iran had a perfectly fine, democratically elected leader in the person of Mohamed Mossadegh in 1953.
    He had the outrecuidance to nationalize the oil industry, so the CIA fomented a coup against him and put the Shah in charge. The US then supported this asshole for close to 30 years, until iranians revolted in 1979.
    The revolution didn't end so swell, the mullahs took the helm eventually. But the country wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the sick US meddling. Sure, that was back in 1953, but the pattern continued in other countries over the world in the 55 years that followed. So yeah, the US is responsible, and the dumbass in chief you still have for 11 more months is apparently hell-bent on meddling still some more with Iran.

    1. Re:Yes, the US is responsible by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have many friends that lived in Iran at the time of the Shah. I have seen movies they or their parents made, and I can see girls not having to wear headscarves, and in fact Iran looked very much like any European country, with young people dressing in those awful 70's things, short skirts and jeans etc. The best part was that religious minorities were completely free to live their community lives, and nobody was discriminated because of it. After the islamic revolution, members of minor religious communities like the Zoroastrians, the Bahai's and others (Christians and Jews were left alone, fair is fair) were persecuted - which means, imprisoned and often killed. To this day, the persecution is ongoing, albeit at a lower intensity. Still members of those communities are being thrown out of universities, imprisoned even if they are more high-profile (like restaurant owners or industrialists).

      I'd urge you to have a brief glance at the story of Mona to put my words in some perspective. I am talking about real people, people that had to leave their families and friends to survive. The story above is a sad one, about a young girl sentenced to death for not wanting to convert to Islam.

      During the Shah, in Iran civic liberties have been very broad, broader than ever before in the history of Persia. The very fact that the parents of my friends were free to express their religious beliefs makes me fond of the Shah. At least to the point of expressing my disagreement with you calling him "asshole".

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    2. Re:Yes, the US is responsible by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Iran had a perfectly fine, democratically elected leader in the person of Mohamed Mossadegh in 1953. "Perfectly fine"? The fucker demanded control of the military, (unconstitutionally) dissolved the parliament and rescinded the constitutional guarantee of secret ballot in order to guarantee his own re-election.

      He had the outrecuidance to nationalize the oil industry, so the CIA fomented a coup against him and put the Shah in charge. Constitutional monarchy. The Shah was already in charge. The CIA actually only goaded the Shah into doing something that was well within his power. The Shah was an evil prick too, but that's a separate issue.

      The US then supported this asshole for close to 30 years, until iranians revolted in 1979. True.

      The revolution didn't end so swell, the mullahs took the helm eventually. Are you kidding? Khomeini led the revolution, and upon victory formed the now-reigning Islamic Republic. They call it the Islamic Revolution for a reason. But the country wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the sick US meddling. Sure, that was back in 1953, but the pattern continued in other countries over the world in the 55 years that followed. So yeah, the US is responsible, Fucking ignorant dumbass. You think Iran wasn't headed for that anyway? Try actually reading some actual history of the place, rather than parroting the crap spewed by your beret wearing friends. Mossadeq came to power with support from the mullahs. He appointed Ayatollah Kashani house speaker to bolster their support of him. The Islamic Revolution was coming long before the so-called "coup" in the 50's.
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  130. Censorship works both ways. by Geof · · Score: 1

    As far as the recent cable cuts go, what I am about to say is a conspiracy fantasy: I don't believe the U.S. is about to attack Iran. But if it were to do so, cutting off Internet might make good sense.

    A couple of years ago, I attended a talk given by Iranian blogger Hossein Derakshan. He suggested that war with Iran would be much more politically difficult than the war with Iraq, because Iranian bloggers would tell the world about the suffering on the ground. And blogging is extremely popular in Iran. So, if the U.S. were to attack Iran, the aim might not be to censor what Iranians see of the rest of the world, but what the rest of the world sees happening in Iran.

    There's some interesting discussion on Bruce Schneier's blog. I'm hoping Global Guerrillas will return to the topic also.

  131. How many cables are there? by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Every few days, we keep hearing that it's n+1 cables cut: Middle East is without tubes!

    How many cables are connecting that region to the rest of the world?

  132. it's the dolphins! by Imazalil · · Score: 1

    data coming from the severed cables reads: click click chirp chirp click - translation: "The Dolphin uprising has begun! Tremble mortals before your gray-smooth-skinned overlords. All your internet belong to us!"

  133. Bigger Picture by Howl42 · · Score: 1

    You guys are missing the bigger picture. Iran is scheduled to open a new oil market in the next few days (Google: Iranian Oil Bourse). This oil market will use the Euro instead on the US dollar. The only reason the US dollar is of any value in the world market right now is because you can only buy oil in US dollars. Therefore countries have to collect US dollars in order to buy oil. If some countries decide to use the Euro to buy their oil instead of the US dollar the current value of the US dollar will plummet. Bush is doing everything he can to make sure the Iranian oil market does not open. Speculation is the US is cutting the cables to delay or prevent the opening of the market and to show Iran that they cannot rely on the internet to operate their market. It may be that the US is only cutting the cables they can't monitor or control. In other words the Iranians can't operate their market using the internet without the possibility of the US watching or interfering with their transactions. If this tactic fails and the Iranians open the market anyway there will be three options open to the US. One is to convince/pressure the rest of the world not to use the Iranian market (the possible reason for Bush's recent trip to the Middle East); Two is to close the market with military power; Three is to live with the potential be a major economic recession/depression.

  134. Testing, testing, by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    Shock and Awe Two, coming soon to a sand dune near you. Testing...testing...(background laughter) Hey, Dick, is this mike on?

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  135. This isn't suspicious at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Naw, those 5 cables all broke in the same week because of coincidence. Yeah, it was just fated to all happen in the same week. Nothing to see here folks. Anyone that believes any different is a liberal nutjob. Get out the tin foil hats! HA HA!

    *blank idiotic look on my face, drool dribbling off my chin*

  136. The cloverfield monster is causing this by capitalj · · Score: 1

    Apparently the monster isnt just attacking oil tankers:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfKqIMX8nMM

    He is going after middle eastern internet cables at the bottom of the sea.

  137. they finally found the Iran link! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CIA has been trying to find that pesky Iran link. Well, like they say, if at first you don't succeed, try try again!

    Now they can invade.

    (it's funny folks--laugh!)

  138. Pre-emptive strike? by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Conspiracy theorists think bush started a cyber-war in the middle-east.

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    1. Re:Pre-emptive strike? by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      If there is a cyber-war in the Middle East, why aren't the people in the Middle East telling us? Or is the Iranian state media part of Bush's conspiracy as well?

  139. Why submarine? by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Submarine? Why would you need a submarine to cut a cable?

    I am not a terrorist but all you need is a decent boat and an anchor (or "crappy trawling net").

    Drag the anchor across the general area a few times till Ahmed calls and says the connection just got really crappy (it takes a while for the routers to use a different route and converge).

    Go figure out what sort of "anchor" you need for best effect.

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  140. Plausible and Implausible Explanations by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    The idea that this is the US government (or Israel or any western power) cutting the cables either as a precursor to war or to install splitters/spy stuff is just absurd. If any actor with sufficent resources was planning an invasion or any other type of action requiring an information black out they would have hit all the cables at the same time. As far as installing spy stuff this is too fucking obvious. I mean we do know how to bend fiber optics and siphon off some of the light without disrupting the connection and even if this was impossible here a real spy agency would have just waited until the cable was being taken off for maintenence or at least not hit 5 at once.

    As far as plausible explanations we can list either terrorist groups or some other organization with drastically limited resources (or perhaps an intelligence agency trying to cast blame on such an organization). I think we also want to consider natural activity (rock slides, volcanism etc..) combined with a coincedence. After all most of the cut cables seem to be in the same area.

    Commercial sabotage is also a plausible explanation and the equitment with power issues could be a move to squeeze money from a customer. Also it could be a combination of these explanations. I mean maybe Iran (or maybe the US) jumped on the bandwagon and cut an extra cable to make it look like they were victimized or to accomplish some other goal after the first couple got broken.

    Or maybe it's just an unlikely coincedence.

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  141. isn't this the fourth cable? by TheSpengo · · Score: 1

    I know there was a fourth cable article awhile back but there was an update that says the cable wasn't actually cut just taken offline due to power issues. http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/04/0158249 So that would make this the 4th cable cut, not 5th right? It is just a technicality though.

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    1. Re:isn't this the fourth cable? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      One cable was cut around Jan 23, before this became widely known. So 5 cables cut, one "disabled".

      But yes, if you are implying that only five cuts and one disabling is not correlated, you are hopelessly holding on to the illusion of chance. Give it up. More will be cut, I've predicted it two times in a row, once after the after 4th cut and once after the 5th cut. I don't have time to do Bayesian right now, but, for some raw binomial statistics, the probability that this is caused by chance is: 3.223829097722378e-12. See my previous posts for assumptions.

      Waiting for idiots to come along and tell me how I'm full of shit, just so I can post again when the next cable is cut.

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    2. Re:isn't this the fourth cable? by TheSpengo · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think you are a little too full of yourself. There is no disagreement here that the cables being cut/disabled is by accident and coincidence afaik and I never said that the one with power issues was unrelated, I was just clarifying this technicality since the title does indeed say "fifth cable cut." You'll have to forgive me for not knowing about the very first undersea cable being cut because as you have probably noticed in previous articles, the latest one where a cable was actually cut said it was the third while the one that claimed a fourth cable was cut was later corrected to "disabled."

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    3. Re:isn't this the fourth cable? by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think you are a little too full of yourself.

      You will notice that every hint of malicious intent was greeted with "tin foil hat" type references after the 3rd cut. After that cut, I posted and, if you will read, several idiots contested that the cables were getting cut by blind chance, even though probability strongly suggested otherwise. Of course, the critical number has been reached and even public pundits who have to "play it safe" are beginning to publicly doubt the likelihood of chance. We passed the probability for blind luck a long time ago at #3. Now we are up to #5 (6 if you count the one that was "disabled"), and the need to defend my previous posts against idiots who put more faith into their intuition than solid counting statistics has given me an attitude. Now, please end your insulting comments, or I will insult you back.

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    4. Re:isn't this the fourth cable? by TheSpengo · · Score: 1

      Haha ok, I did see some people still claiming it was chance at the third cable but I thought the general trend of the conversation still leaned towards the ideas that it was not coincidence. I certainly didn't think it was coincidence at any rate. Now that there are 6 it should be pretty obvious the "tin foil hat" posts were the correct ones to all. :) I can see how you might have misinterpreted my OP as saying the chance that it was all an accident still existed though, but I assure you this was not my intent.

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  142. Woe to the Iranians... by ivoras · · Score: 1

    And woe to the journalists! The world before Internet was dark, smelly and covered with big nasty sharp spikes, so there was absolutely no way people could find out what was happening in another country! If only there was some way of transferring information that doesn't use expensive technology - like, like, walking! One can only dream...

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  143. The culprit found! by Grendel_Prime · · Score: 1

    It was God, punishing Iran for being infidels! That, or it was that other stuff the article talks about.

  144. More than 5 cuts by ukemike · · Score: 1
    There are likely more than the 5 being reported by the media, possibly 8. There has certainly been confusion on the subject. The following was written by Richard Sauder and is quoted from this web page: http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/ConnectingTheDots.htm

    By my count, we are probably dealing with as many as eight, maybe even nine, unexplained cut or damaged undersea cables within the last week, and not the mere three or four that most mainstream news media outlets in the United States are presently reporting. Given all this cable-cutting mayhem in the last several days, who knows but what there may possibly be other cut and/or damaged cables that have not made it into the news cycle, because they are lost in the general cable-cutting noise by this point. Nevertheless, let me enumerate what I can, and keep in mind, I am not pulling these out of a hat; all of the sources are referenced at the conclusion of the article; you can click through and look at all the evidence that I have. It's there if you care to read through it all 1) one off of Marseille, France 2) two off of Alexandria, Egypt 3) one off of Dubai, in the Persian Gulf 4) one off of Bandar Abbas, Iran in the Persian Gulf 5) one between Qatar and the UAE, in the Persian Gulf 6) one in the Suez, Egypt 7) one near Penang, Malaysia 8) initially unreported cable cut on 23 January 2008 (Persian Gulf?)

    The article includes the following links as references to document the above list of believed cuts:

    1) http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?c=JPArticle&cid=1202064573279&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull
    2) http://www.middle-east-online.com/english/business/?id=24186
    3) http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle.asp?xfile=data/theuae/2008/February/theuae_February121.xml&section=theuae
    4) http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080202132053.iohfg5ob&show_article=1
    5) http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/04/2153455.htm
    6) http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5i03tUdyj8wf2Xa9P4trWEjqAJdyQ
    7) http://www.arabianbusiness.com/510132-internet-problems-continue-with-fourth-cable-break?ln=en
    8) http://www.globalresearch.ca/PrintArticle.php?articleId=7980
    9) https://confluence.slac.stanford.edu/display/IEPM/Effects+of+Fibre+Outage+through+Mediterranean
    10) http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/02/01/internet.outage/?iref=hpmostpop
    11) http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/02/04/technology/cables.php
    12) http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/31/business/worldbusiness/31cable.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin
    13) http://www.infoworld.com/article/08/01/31/Cut-cable-disrupts-Internet-in-Middle-East_1.html
    14)

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  145. 5? it was 50 last year by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    More than 50 repairs to undersea cables in the Atlantic alone last year.

    So cool your jets people. it's not unusual. This is only a big deal with conspirators. As per usual the conspiracy nuts don't understand what they are talking about so start running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

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    1. Re:5? it was 50 last year by Megaport · · Score: 1

      Citation please?

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    2. Re:5? it was 50 last year by Fafnir43 · · Score: 1

      So on average just under a cable a week? Compared to five cables in one week, in the same region, which happens to be one the US is nearly at war with. I'd still call that at least a fairly major coincidence.

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  146. I can't believe you people still defend the Empire by zolaar · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that people are *still* protecting the Galactic Empire (note I'm not talking about the rebels) after all the crap they've pulled during the last two decades. Just because the galactic media has tuned into the Empire in the last five years doesn't mean this story came out of the blue. The Empire has been funding and training bounty hunters and publicly boasting about it for over 40 years now. We've been waiting for the rebel alliance to overthrow the Jediofascist government for years yet that hasn't happened either. Just take a look at the kind of things coming out of their government-controlled media: military recruitment campaign.

    Yes, most Alderaanians dislike their government but no this won't be happening anytime soon. In the meantime, thousands upon thousands of people die every year because of direct funding by the Empire to bounty hunters. Ironically most of the victims are Corellian smugglers.

    If you want to avoid war with the Empire then you should be in favor of diplomatic action to prevent them from using their Death Star battlestation which could be operational any day now. By preventing economic sanctions from going through you leave the rebels no choice but turn to the military option. Also it is worth noting that we've held toothless diplomatic talk with the Empire for decades now and that didn't work (if anything, their government tossed delegates into a detention/interrogation cell). They need to feel the force-lightning for there to be any change.

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  148. Uh by KKlaus · · Score: 1

    You didn't notice any characters in your story that weren't American? There's plenty of blame to go around, and no need to try to turn the issue of Iranian repression into a black and white all the U.S. or all the Iranian's fault issue.

    We started a revolution, and installed the shah - that was short sighted and our fault. THEY started a revolution and installed an Islamic supreme council. You can't argue that that wasn't in the Iranian's court without resorting to borderline racism. We may have helped destroy the liberal society that would have resisted Khamanei's installment, but they were the society that installed him.

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    1. Re:Uh by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      We started a revolution, and installed the shah You don't know at all what you're talking about. Shah Pahlavi was already the Head of State. Christ almighty, just reading the wikipedia entry is enough to educate you to the truth: Shah Pahlavi was the last ruling monarch there in a line that goes back a continuous 2500 years! What the US did in the 50's was to urge the Shah to exercise his lawful powers under the ruling constitutional monarchy to oust a jackass prime minister that was bent on ruling the country himself. Mind you, PM Mossadeq was no more a bastard than Pahlavi, but Pahlavi was our bastard, so of course the US sided with him. But there was no "revolution", and no one was "installed"--- until 1979 when the Islamic Revolution happened, and then it was Khomeini who stepped up.
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  149. Godzilla has awakened! by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

    And is munching those tasty cables as an appetizer for the rest of the main meal: us.

  150. It's Official - Cheney is launching an attack by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    One is a problem.
    Two is a coincidence.
    Three is a mystery.
    Four is suspicious.
    Five is a coordinated and planned pre-emptive attack by President Cheney on Iran, dragging the US into yet another war based on lies.
    Six is ... wow, I didn't know they had that many cables to Iran!

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  151. Catch 22 by Chemisor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > Yep, you get to go around shouting to everyone about how you're "censored".

    Since a censored post is, by definition, something you are not going to see, proving that there is no censorship by example is... is... Well, you said it best:

    > You are an idiot.

  152. Oblig. by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    "I, for one, welcome our new cable-cutting overlords!" - Vivevtvivas

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  153. We have met the enemy, and he is the moderator. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You have to love a "flamebait" moderation on a perfectly rational, factual, on-topic post.

    Slashdot: where moderation is a form of humor. ;-)

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    1. Re:We have met the enemy, and he is the moderator. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot: where moderation is a form of humor. ;-)

      It is not humor, and you know that I know that you know it isn't. In world of information, in connected world (Iran now excluded), war is everywhere.

      OTOH, nice try with smiley, I am sure they will see you are on a good guys' side, even though you like playing smart when nobody asks you to. OK, guys, give 'im a break, he's a patriot all right.

      /. is an important and influential "place", so it is not left unattended.

      There are professional, government (or para-government) employed "cyber-fighters" online, and I don't mean just US government. Some of the nastier ones will stalk and punish you (systematically, repeatedly, mod you down) if they don't like your opinions. I've noticed that once while doing some meta-moderation. Something was peculiar about mod-bombing into oblivion a rather innocent post (one that deserved no moderation whatsoever). It intrigued me, so I looked up that guy's post history. He had been consistently hunted down and modded down all the way back to the point when he voiced his indifference about certain hot international political issue. From that day on, I almost never post otherwise then as an Anonymous Coward. If I make a good post, it will be noticed and message will be delivered. I need no publicity on my own.

      You'll see, if "the crew" fail to keep you moderated down, they have more tricks up their sleeve,"flooding" and "drowning", such as posting above your post some irrelevant garbage, like staged flame war between two posters, pushing your post down onto second page, or posting multitude of karma-whoring truisms to set the one-page limit above your targeted post Score level... I guess somewhere out there, in a large building, there is a classified handbook, written in Courier Font and binded with plastic, about Internet message board spin operations' tactics and strategy. If anyone would care so much to hassle with it, there probably are counter-moves as well.

      Oh, and you ARE insightful. I wish I had some mod points to spend on you. Congratulations, you managed to create a dangerous meme and provoke the Guards to act against it. Would you like to work for Uncle Sam? Just kidding :D take care!
    2. Re:We have met the enemy, and he is the moderator. by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree that one can find moderators pursuing an agenda here, I don't think it is organized, quite the opposite. Also, never attribute to malice what you can rationally interpret as incompetence. Slashdot's moderation system is badly broken, to the point where reading slashdot at anything but -1 results in disjointed conversations, nonsensical, context-free posts, and dependence upon some very poor judgment (for whatever reason.) The smiley was honest; I only read at -1, so moderation doesn't affect my experience at all. If it affects others with regard to my posts, they are either reading slashdot in an extremely naive manner (depending upon the moderation to guide them) or they aren't smart enough to follow what I'm trying to tell them anyway, so nothing much lost there. In the latter case, meh, in the former, they'll figure it out soon enough when they get mod-bombed, or some thread they are trying to follow develops unexpected voids.

      The most severe problems occur when an editor, not a user, goes on a moderation jag; you can spot this by seeing a series of posts (many of which may be several days old) from one poster that is larger than five posts (the max number of mod points given to a "regular" user) get hammered within just a few minutes. Easiest to spot on your own account, of course, but if you're following someone else closely, you can see it there, too. Slashdot insists they don't need to change the moderation system or poke (or replace) editors; I've had a little correspondence with Rob Malda about this and the laissez faire approach is quite up front.

      The reason I don't post as AC is because by posting under my UID, my comments are collected for others to peruse if they find that useful. For that matter, *I* find it useful.

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  154. Obviously... by pellik · · Score: 1

    As someone who has seen many classic monster films I have to say that it seems obvious to me that there is some sort of giant underwater reptile or shark feeding on the energy in those lines.

  155. Who will there be left to speak for you? by MisterSquid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're missing the point, which is that Padilla was illegally jailed for over two years and his rightful request for habeas corpus was denied. SCOTUS refused to clarify whether holding Padilla was legal, thus making his case a clear cut example of the illegal detainment and torture of an American citizen. Furthermore, what you're saying is that because Padilla was suspected of terrorism, jailing him illegally was OK.

    My point is not that Padilla was innocent. My point is that terrorism is carte blanche for the executive to illegally detain Americans, to fabricate charges against them, and to increase penalties upon conviction. In the meantime, people like you will look at Padilla and see someone they don't quite like and decide that it's all OK.

    In my opinion, it will only be a matter of time before someone finds themselves on the wrong end of what you call "normal, peaceful political channels," as did many in their peaceful protest of the 2004 Republican National Convention. Your thinking implies that rule of law is a privilege to be extended only to American citizens who behave in the proper manner, people who look a particular way and who have a particular kind of past.

    I believe that rule of law should apply not only to all American citizens, but that it should also be extended to all people detained by the United States.

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    1. Re:Who will there be left to speak for you? by mwlewis · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm not missing the point. I'm pointing out the fact that you and the previous poster are talking apples and oranges. As the poster said, get back to us when you can talk about an actual domestic political opponent extradited for torture. Some less than plush treatment and some overzealous police work around some street protests are not the same thing as rounding up Howard Dean and sending him to Syria.

      We can also compare how the two countries might deal with people like Padilla, but if you think it's so cut and dried, you might go look up what happened during WW2 to some German saboteurs caught in the US. I agree that rule of law should apply to everyone (regardless of your misinterpretations), but I think you have a distorted view of what the law actually is, and how it gets interpreted and executed.

      Let's examine your claim of non-rule of law. Your link says that originally, an appeals court decided among contradictory precedents (Ex parte Quirin vs. Youngstown Sheet & Tube Co. v. Sawyer) that he had a right to habeus corpus. But the Supreme Court rejected the petition due to technical problems with it (if that's not rule of law, what is), so the case was never really decided. After the petition was refiled, his detainment was ruled to be legal. It goes on to state that the "Military Commission Act of 2006 does not apply by its terms to José Padilla," but by the time it was a law, he'd already been indicted and transferred to the civilian justice system.

      In any case, you've once again proved how different we are from Iran, which was the real point.

      ...please now commence rant on imperfections in US to imply that we are as bad as Iran...

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    2. Re:Who will there be left to speak for you? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      The fundamental point that people like you miss is that if we don't jump the hell out of every bad thing the government does, eventually they'll slide into doing worse things. It's a slippery-slope argument, and an entirely valid one.

      Just because Bush doesn't have his political opponents exiled or executed doesn't mean it's okay when someone minor like Padilla has his rights violated. There is literally no excuse, ever, for any American citizen to be secretly detained like that. Not even contrived bullshit Jack Bauer "the nuke goes off in ten minutes" situations.

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    3. Re:Who will there be left to speak for you? by mwlewis · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, people like me. You mean the people actually interested in the rule of law? Or the people who can tell the difference between two different arguments? I basically agree that Padilla's treatment probably shouldn't be legal. But guess what? It apparently is. You're not clear about which rights were violated, but at least according to the Wikipedia article, it seems clear that the system had found that his detention was legal.

      I guess the fundamental point is that no /. thread can stay on any particular topic.

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  156. DaveSchroeder IS "they" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He doesn't even try to hide the fact that he is in US government intelligence. Read his home page.That is why he always responds with counter propaganda in situations like this, haven't you noticed? He posts nothing until a story critical of the US, or intelligence related comes along. Then he posts the official propaganda and gets modded +5.

  157. If you would just think for a moment by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

    Please, just think for a moment and you will realize that these cable cuts are the work of a desperate network administrator trying to once and for all figure out just where those pesky routes are really pointing. Just a few more and that Visio diagram will finally be completed.

  158. More like eight or nine cuts by dave562 · · Score: 1

    http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/ConnectingTheDots.htm Note the underlying issue... the Iranian Oil Bourse and the ability for Middle Eastern nations to sell oil in "non-dollar denominated" currencies. Oil is the gold of the twenty-first century. Our currency here in America is completely dependent on oil, so much so that it has become known as the PetroDollar. If OPEC starts selling oil in Euros, our dollar is finished and our economy with it.

  159. Re:Argh! by Darby · · Score: 1

    Who says that it's America?

    Nobody says it is, but we're far and away the mosy likely suspect.

    The most likely suspect would be an Islamic nutbag, or group of nutbags that want to cut primarily Islamic states from western influence.

    Wow, that's a pretty far out conspiracy theory. How exactly would one of those groups top the US on a list of suspects for something like this?
    They're not exactly known for having the equipment necessary to do something like this.
    The US, however is known for that. We're also very well known for agitating against Iran in order to keep up our constant war mentality that does so much to suppress liberty at home, and increase profits for well connected groups.

    So where you get the extremely bizarre idea that a small group with limited resources and little reason to do such a thing is more likely to have done it than a large group with massive resources and plenty of reason to do so?

    Who actually did it is, obviously, unknown, but try to keep your theories within the realm of reason, ok?

  160. five words for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "man-in-the-middle attack"

    The one who controls the routers can serve cached or mastered pages from own server so that it seems they are still online. With disconnects done in proper order, the traffic gets rerouted to the routers attacker has control over. However, temporary total blackout is unavoidable but you still get to show a "proof" of "false alarm, they are still there" later.

  161. A Song... by agentodd · · Score: 1

    Israel this the real life...
    Is this just U.S. fantasy...
    Caught in a cable break...
    Now back into reality...
    Open your Eyes... LOOK UP TO U.S. ITS WEEEEEEEE!!!

    I'm just a poor Seal, I cut lines undersea...
    because its easy come, easy woes, cut that line, stop that flow...

    And hit me with some dataslide... because I want to invade iraniii..... iranii... doo da doo do... doo da doo do.

  162. UN Security Council is defying the world community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of those points are valid, but you forgot to check your facts at the end:

    "...[Iran's] continuing defiance of the world community -- no, not just the US -- on its nuclear processing.

    Who's wearing a tin foil hat now?

    The five permanent members of the UN Security Council (UNSC) and the de facto unelected member of the UN Security Council (Germany) are not the world community: they are just six out of about 200 countries in the United Nations. Making Germany into a de facto member of the "permanent member" group of the UNSC is not exactly something in line with what the world community wants. Discussion on adding more non-Western large regional powers such as India, Brazil and Nigeria, as well as Japan, has been going on for some time. Three of the present five permanent members are Western - the de facto adding of Germany to this group is only making the power imbalance worse. So who is defying the world community?

    As for the sanctions and threats to bomb Iran back into the Stone Age, check out the opinion of the 118 members of the Non-Aligned Movement:

    The ministers welcomed the cooperation extended by the Islamic Republic of Iran to the IAEA including those voluntary confidence-building measures undertaken, with a view to resolve the remaining issues. They noted the assessment of the IAEA director- general that all nuclear material declared by Iran had been accounted for. ... The ministers reaffirmed the inviolability of peaceful nuclear activities and that any attack or threat of attack against peaceful nuclear facilities, operational or under construction, poses a great danger to human beings and the environment, and constitutes a grave violation of international law, principles and purposes of the Charter of the United Nations and regulations of the IAEA. ... The ministers strongly believed that all issues on safeguards and verification, including those of Iran, should be resolved within the IAEA framework, and be based on technical and legal grounds.

    The UNSC is defying the world community by not recognising Article IV of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) which states the inalienable right of Iran (and other signatories) to "develop research, production and use of nuclear energy for peaceful purposes".

    Check out the reality: five official nuclear weapons states are defying the international community - as represented by the NPT - by failing to

    "pursue negotiations in good faith on effective measures relating to cessation of the nuclear arms race at an early date and to nuclear disarmament, and on a Treaty on general and complete disarmament under strict and effective international control,"

    as they are obliged to under Article VI of the NPT. As for unofficial nuclear weapons states, Israel, India and Pakistan are defying the world community by not joining the NPT. Israel is not even willing to state openly that it has 200-300 nuclear warheads.

    And what does the regional "world community", close to Iran - those potentially most threatened by Iran (apart from the state with 200-300 nuclear warheads to defend itself with) - think of the situation?

    LONDON, June 18 (IranMania) - Arab League secretary general has stressed that Arabian states are unanimous in their opposition to military attack on Iran and call for solving the differences on Iran's nuclear program through talks, IRNA reported. ... Mousa also criticized the performances of United Nations Security Council (UNSC) and desc

  163. Media constantly implying that it is no accident by rush22 · · Score: 1

    Was it an accident or not? They use phrases like "the lines were cut" and imply Iran is involved so much that people start making things up like "I heard Iran is offline!!1"

    This yellow journalism is useless.

  164. Bingo! by Maltheus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    With the oil bourse set to go online before the 11th (now delayed), that is obviously why this was done. When Iraq stopped pricing it's oil in dollars, we invaded two months later. I don't think people understand the magnitude of the dollar's decline or how much an impact that has on our foreign policy. If the dollar is no longer seen as the world's primary currency, then they'll pull out the investment needed to sustain our mammoth debt. We're just about there already, but if Iran does this (and they have every right), then our economy is finished. That's why we've still talk about war all the time, even in light of the NIE. By prolonging the crash, we're just making the problem worse. Not to mention, pissing off the world in the process. We're just following the same pattern of all collapsing empires.

    1. Re:Bingo! by spun · · Score: 1

      Sigh. The next five years won't be much fun.

      --
      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  165. You are confused about the meaning of "democracy" by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    I can assure you that there were plenty of apparatchiks living the good life under, say, Stalin.
    The Shah had a vicious secret police that praticed torture. Oh wait, it's not such a bad thing anymore.

  166. The Shah was a murderous dictator by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    And he got plenty of guns, tanks, planes and other weapons in exchange for oil. From the US.
    This was not a one time honest mistake, it was a 30 year lasting crime.
    And as for the mullahs being so evil, that didn't stop that bastard Reagan from selling them weapons to finance terrorists in Nicaragua. Look up "Iran-Contra", that might educate you.
    So back to my point, for the past 60 years, the United States has been detrimental to democracy; and esp. so since the fall of the USSR, where there isn't a big bad straw man to justify all the BS.

    1. Re:The Shah was a murderous dictator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran and Nicaragua are bad comparisons since the free elections Reagan helped bring about got rid of the Vermin Sandinistas you share an identity with. Ask Iranians today who they hate more Reagan or Carter and its Carter. You think like a bitter woman.

  167. Oil. by generic · · Score: 1

    We will give you your porn back, you give us your oil.

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  168. Invisible Wire Taps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone is missing the point. Of course there is nill conventional war attack value in temporary and partial disruption of the internet to the mideast staggered days apart.. Duh. Maybe an attack on the mideast stock exchange :p What if whoever is doing it wants to put in taps??? Ever think of that all you geniuses? Obviously the cables can be spliced or repairs would not be possible. So you cut the wire in two places miles apart and on a ship or submarine with the facilities the wire is spliced back together with the tap in place. The beauty of it is that there is no way once you cut it once to tell if it is cut again :) So then the telco comes in and fixes the other break. The awesome part is that they check these cables for tampering by running a laser through it on one end once it is in place and getting a signature of the new light refraction spectrum--of course now after they fix it they will signature it with the tap in. Now all the internet traffic to the mideast can be monitored invisibly. There are a lot of logistical issues getting the tap to work and sending all the data, but at least it makes more sense than a precursor to invasion of Iran, duh..

  169. I'm sure as a nautical comedian you know... by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    ...that the expression is "changing tack" not "changing tact". But I thought I'd mention it anyway, as it seems to be yet another error which is in danger of becoming 'correct' by virtue of common usage.

    --
    Read Pynchon.
    1. Re:I'm sure as a nautical comedian you know... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info, though I'm not sure what it has to do with anything.

      --

      The enemies of Democracy are
    2. Re:I'm sure as a nautical comedian you know... by mrv20 · · Score: 1

      ...and if you go back and read the start of the conversation you'll see the parent poster knew this already :)

      --
      "Algebraical symbols are used when you don't know what you are talking about" - BCS
  170. A trillion dollars worth of propaganda by gobbo · · Score: 1

    I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.

    If anything, the USA could have saved half a trillion dollars to achieve democracy in Iraq without invading, by using 500 billion dollars to train it (from the outside) for revolutionary democracy. If that was really their goal. But, it wouldn't have brought about the current geopolitical situation, which is more akin to the true goals of your Administration.

    So, your assertion about the good intentions of the USA towards the populace of Iran is unsupported by any evidence or past behaviour, or fiscal responsibility.

    It's frightening how many have drunk the pro-democracy-USA koolaid, while ignoring 700 military bases placed on foreign soil.

    1. Re:A trillion dollars worth of propaganda by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. If anything, we would want Iran to have 100% free and uncensored access for all citizens.

      So, your assertion about the good intentions of the USA towards the populace of Iran is unsupported

              No where in that comment did I say the USA had good or bad intentions. Besides, either way, it is beneficial to America. You assume you know my intentions or my "politics", but you don't.

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  171. Iranian Oil Bourse by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1

    You could bomb someone whether or not they had internet access- at first I thought someone wanted a media blackout within Iran for bombing purposes...

    but you CANNOT run the Iranian Oil Bourse and start massively doing oil business in Euros without working communications.

    This is entirely a strike at the Iranian Oil Bourse, in my opinion. They don't have to knock every kid with a modem off the internet- but somebody wants to knock out the main informational pipelines so there can't be high oil-in-euros transaction traffic. I'm betting that's it.

  172. Citation needed!! by rush22 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let me see if I can find the citation for him. I searched for "undersea cable atlantic repairs" and got this in the text of the 4th result:

    Undersea cable damage is hardly rare--indeed, more than 50 repair operations were mounted in the Atlantic alone last year, according to marine cable repair...

    And if you click the link, the secondary source is ABC News, the primary source they give is "marine cable repair company Global Marine Systems."

    There's your citation, now go back to Wikiusenet, I hear them calling you "irc to an/i: pov sock in action--checkuser confirmed by userbox. inform arbcom of rfar."

  173. Allow Islamic countries PRON access? by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    It is still illegal for those people to view porn.
    It must be Allah doing his own bidding! Selam.

  174. Pulease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Padilla a POLITICAL opponent?!?! LOL.

  175. Iran is NOT off the Internet by mbone · · Score: 1

    AmericaFree.TV has a regular Iranian audience, and it is still there today. Egypt is still badly affected, but not Iran, at least, not so far.

  176. Bagels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be time to go across the street for Bagels...umm, well, whatever they eat in Iran when the internet is down.

  177. Not sharks, but dolphins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure if you're trying to be funny, but you're actually quite close. The navy has used dolphins for underwater missions (you know, the ones you see at Sea World and the like).

    These are crazy times - when the stuff you read in the Onion, and the Slashdot twitheads, is closer to real journalism than the latest trash on the MSM networks, i.e. where Britney went shopping.

  178. T H I N K by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the "basic sole premise" argument, right up there with "but it's just a *theory*, it's not a law". Because FYI, "Iran is offline" is more like an attention grabber headline. Sure, not quite true, but the fundamentals are still correct, undisputed.
    As I've pointed out elsewhere, many folks, including perhaps the evildoers themselves, have forgotten that redundancy was one of the fundamental guidelines behind the internet. Think DARPA - this is built to withstand attacks. Kind of ironic if you think.
    (But you do have to *think*, like the old IBM marketing spiel. Not stick your heads in the sand.)

  179. Re:Argh! by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Who says they don't have the resources? My theory IS within the realm of reason. Unless you are willing to say something like "Hey, we know the people that live in that area are backward, lack skills, and have no resources."

  180. Well. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Here's a clip from an ABC item on this story. . .

    Undersea cable damage is hardly rare--indeed, more than 50 repair operations were mounted in the Atlantic alone last year, according to marine cable repair company Global Marine Systems. But last week's breaks came at one of the world's bottlenecks, where Net traffic for whole regions is funneled along a single route.

    The language used by this ABC staffer seems soft to me. --A repair job doesn't necessarily mean a cut cable or a complete loss of service. A subsea internet cable is packed not only with glass fiber, but also with a high-voltage electrical line used to power the numerous optical repeaters needed to keep a signal strong. Such units, I would would imagine, are subject to failure from time to time, necessitating irregular maintenance. But whatever the case. . .

    I remain in two minds about whether or not some of these latest breaks were deliberate. It would appear that there is enough regular repair necessary to keep more than one company busy. --600 employees just for Global Marine Systems. (Who also lays cable as well as providing a variety of subsea cable services.) The Japanese also host a subsea cable company which was sent out to perform repair work on a 2001 break in a U.S.-China cable, (the cause of which, according to the article I found, was unclear at the time). Now, I have mentioned, (much to the distress of many Slashdotters), that we're currently in the middle of a Mercury retrograde, during which we can expect to see all kinds of communication slow-downs and tangles in ways which might otherwise appear too coincidental for comfort. These things happen, and it can look at the time as though some not-so-benevolent god is on your case, though I tend to think of it more as just bad weather in the probability spectrum.

    However, people have also pointed out several reasons to squint suspiciously and pay closer attention to these cable-breakage events. There is no doubt that governments do indeed have the ability to play spy versus spy with cables, and it would be foolish to suggest that the idea of tactical cable breaking had never crossed their minds. (As such, I must disagree with the parent poster's snide position with regard to conspiracy theory, despite the fact that many do tend to engage in such thoughts with a measure of over-eagerness). --We are all well aware of the high pressure politics in the Middle East and the volatility of the U.S. incumbent leadership. Also, there is also the uncomfortable item pointed out by the Egyptian government that at least two of the breaks happened under monitored tracts of sea, and that there had been no ships in those waters during the times of the breaks, suggesting something else. Maybe a submarine? Or maybe just a repeater on the fritz.

    Who knows? The ocean is a harsh place and any number of possibilities come to mind. Perhaps an old WWII depth charge finally decided to pop. Whatever the case, I think this is one of those times when it will pay to watch and see what unfolds before jumping to political conclusions.

    It's not as though we can really do anything else. I'm sort of holding my breath to see if there will be a sixth breakage before the weekend.


    -FL

  181. Re:Goldfinger meets Pogo - Iran PetroEuros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The enemy is the Iran Oil Bourse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iranian_Oil_Bourse

  182. FAIL! by dbIII · · Score: 1

    English isn't the easiest language to learn, but pointing out common errors is one way to teach people.

    It's spelt "predator" with an A in it by the way. As you can see from this example pointing out errors when it is uncalled for is really just annoying and a pointless waste of time.

  183. Re:Non Dollar Oil Trading - on Kish Island vs Iran by gvseostud · · Score: 1

    Lost on many nincompoops is the fact that the oil trading was planned to Kish Isand, off the coast of Iran in Persian guilf - anybody pinged them lately?

    I doubt it:

    Per this article:

    http://www.themoneytimes.com/articles/20080206/internet_service_to_be_soon_restored_as_disrupted_cables_repair_begins-id-1016930.html

    Note last sentence:

    "The other ruptures occurred on a looped cable that was cut in two places, off the coast of Dubai and between islands near Iran, where the repair work is also being hampered by bad weather."

    Note especially the phrase "between islands near Iran" - as in Kish?

  184. uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so people seem to argue that they still have sattelites to go by? didnt the gov go out with that one sat crashed recently? and thats just came out because of them tinfoilers with binoculars. and they obviously see everything going on dont they. if you control the cables to these countries you could, with a great amount of planning, time and resources, make it appear like its still on the map.

  185. Hello? Listen to your own CIA? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

    "What a great way to detract attention from its continuing defiance of the world community -- no, not just the US -- on its nuclear processing."

    What exactly is this defiance that you speak of? I though your own intelligence agency concluded that Iran stopped their nuke program in 2003?

    Is this some kind of news lag you experience in the states? Like still believing Bin Laden and Saddam were working together years after they were proven not to?

    Or still believing WMD would be found in Iraq months or even years after the invasion?

    Or still believing that the invasion of Iraq is contributing to the battle on terrorism even though terrorist incidents have peaked since the invasion?

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    "The chances of a demonic possession spreading are remote -- relax."
  186. Re:I already predicted that by G-News.ch · · Score: 0

    I've just been moderated Flamebait -1 by the CIA. Hi guys!

  187. Sandinistas were democratically elected by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    And the contras killed thousands of civilians.
    Way to go.

  188. summary of subsea cable issues by Lippard · · Score: 1

    Here's a summary of the damage, not all of which involves cuts:

    1. VSNL's SeaMeWe-4, 12.334 km from Alexandria, in the Mediterranean. Currently under repair, should be fixed by this weekend.

    2. Qtel's cable from Haloul (Qatar) to Das (UAE), in the Persian Gulf. Probably not a cut, but damaged power system due to weather.

    3. FLAG's Europe-Asia (FEA Segment D), 8.3 km from Alexandria, in the Mediterranean. Currently under repair, should be fixed by this weekend by cable ship CS Certamen.

    4. FLAG's FALCON (FALCON Segment 2), 56 km from Dubai, in the Persian Gulf. Currently under repair, should be fixed by this weekend. This cut was due to a ship's anchor--an abandoned 5-6 ton anchor was recovered by FLAG at the site (see photo in FLAG's update, PDF)

    5. FLAG's Europe-Asia (FEA Segment M), 28 km from Penang, Malaysia. Scheduled for repair on February 11 by cable ship CS Asean Restorer.

    6. FLAG's FALCON (FALCON Segments 7a and 7b), two faults on the cable between Kuwait and Bandar Abbas, Iran, scheduled for repair on February 19.

    Keep in mind that this is all occurring during extremely bad weather in the region.

  189. Re:Argh! by Darby · · Score: 1

    My theory IS within the realm of reason. Unless you are willing to say something like "Hey, we know the people that live in that area are backward, lack skills, and have no resources."

    No, the idea that such people *could* have done it is well within the realm of reason.

    Your idea, that they are the most likely candidate, is not.

  190. Another thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone thought that there could be a strategic reason to cut communication lines? You could cut them, and while they are cut, install man-in-the-middle monitoring and forwarding routers. This way, you can monitor every packet that comes through the line, and send a copy of the interesting packets to the home office.