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On: Review of BeOS Developer Edition 1.1

BeOS is dead

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On: Xbox Losses Double, Xbox Shrinks

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Congatulations Dave!

On: Ask Internet Expert Dave Barry

You made Rotten's list "Fundamentalisms of Literacy"! Are you proud of this honor? Is there other Lists you have been on that made you feel special? From Rotten:

Hey hey! America's funnyman is on the loose! Pulitzer-prize winning humorist offers his twisted take on computers, monitors, printer cables, mouse pads, doorknobs, Monica Lewinsky, airplane food and anything else at arm's length. Talk about your column of vomit.

Then he makes a thinly-veiled reference to his penis, takes a shit in a coffee mug and calls it a day. Whew! I'm winded!

Wheeze and choke your way through tiresome Hallmark-card gags plagiarized directly from even a child's own life experience.

Pretentious and preachy.

This is important

On: iLife Apps Available for Download

Apple R0x

Linux is for Niggers

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On: Athlon 64 Pushed Back to September

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AMD fucking sucks

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On: Examining Influenza

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This is just sad

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On: 1.6 Million IP Connections on FreeBSD

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On: Tom's Hardware Reviews First Player for DivX Video

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People Should Care

On: A Brief History of ClarisWorks

Apple R0x

Linux is for the mudraces

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On: Cars for Tinkerers?

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On: Web Site Sues Annoying Pest Troll

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Am i not

On: More NerdCore Science Fiction From Cory Doctorow

Turtley enough for the turtle club?

Turtle Turtle Turtle

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On: International PHP Conference 2003

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On: Embedded Linux In Onkyo's Home Music Server

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This is pointless

Thank you!

On: News on TiVo, "God's Machine"

yhbt. yhl. hand.

You're one of the first fish to bite in a while!

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On: Top 10 Vulnerabilities in Web Applications

This article is meaningless. Please refain from posting articles that have no real world use.

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Re:Shoulda got the ReplayTV

On: News on TiVo, "God's Machine"

Ya Michael is Colin's son. Pay attention.

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On: W3C Approves DOM Level 2

Nobody.

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Yes there are ways

On: Partitioning Bandwidth Using Mac OS X?

But its going to cost you...

How about I cornhole you twice and then we discuss final payment

Jesus Fucking Christ

On: Mathematica vs. Matlab?

Quit being lazy and use Pencil and Paper to model

For fucks sake....

Penus

On: Are There Any JXTA Users Out There?

JXTA is for the mudraces

All you have to do..

On: Microsoft's Reaction to OSS Adoption

is watch Antitrust. There has never been a more accurate showing of how Micro$oft actually conducts buisness.

FIGHT THE POWER

Some recomendations...

On: Good Intro to Animation/Graphics Material?

I'd like some recommendations on how to get her started: Books, URLs, software packages.

Books: Graphics books would probably be the best place to look they can be found at Amazon or Barnes And Noble

URLS: Well Google would be an excellent start.

Finally Software: Sams as books it can all be found at Amazon

I hope that helps your wife graphics can be a heap of fun and with the foundation I've laid out she should be off to an excellent start!

Its over

On: Professors vs. WiFi

Ban WIFI NOW

someone please shit in my pocket

Its over

On: "Decasia": The Beauty of Film Decay

Please shit in my hat