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Microsoft's Reaction to OSS Adoption

inode_buddha writes "Eric S. Raymond has the eighth "Halloween" memo available here. It looks like Microsoft is really beginning to notice the national and corporate movement towards FS/OSS, and is reacting accordingly."

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  1. ZDNet is saying the same thing by pgpckt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In a recent ZDNet article, ZDNet write/predicts that Linux will this year or perhaps next overtake Apple's OS to become the second most common desktop OS. Microsoft simply seems to be reponding to this increasing pressure, which as the ZDNet article point out, is coming as more government's switch over to Linux.

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    1. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont know about that, Jaguar is very very good os, far superior to linux in creative work and batter / more polished for day to day use.

    2. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by mosch · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What's to stop a corporation from running non-linux applications on citrix, thus cutting their workstation licensing and support costs dramatically?

      After all, most business applications work beautifully over citrix.

    3. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by MeNeXT · · Score: 2
      Linux has no user-level applications to speak of.


      What's missing? What am I missing?

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    4. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not going to happen. Linux has no user-level applications to speak of.

      Think again. what do you call Gnome? KDE?

    5. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's missing? What am I missing?

      The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase "Hoyle Card Games". Or "Reader Rabbit Preschool".

      Or buy a digital camera and use the included picture organizing software that my in-laws bought.

      Of course, Quicken is unavailable. GnuCash is not a particularly "friendly" substitute for most people either. And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either.

      I really could go on and on, but the point is that Linux is not mainstream and you can't get mainstream software.

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    6. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by jonnythan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact that this solution is complex, and there is no gurantee that all present and future applications will actually work on citrix?

    7. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      In other news, regedit.exe doesn't work on Linux either.

      Hey, Reality Master -- virtually all commonly-used types of programs, with the exception of games, are available for Linux. For most business use, where games aren't much of an issue, it makes a perfectly good substitute. The examples you picked are rather weak.

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    8. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      Unless I'm mistaken, the article (and the leaked memo it refers to) is mainly about the corporate desktop. All of the examples you give concern the home desktop. I think it's clear that Linux will make inroads in the workplace before doing so in the home (just like Windows did, actually). On the corporate desktop, there is already enough productivity software available to make it viable, and more coming.

      Also, you can use Quicken on Linux with Codeweaver's Crossover Office. I do every day, as a matter of fact, online banking included. It has yet to crash once, so it's pretty stable.

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    9. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using Citrix is nog going to cut licensing costs dramatically!
      Costs are either the same or higher.

    10. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      That's okay, because no company needs "all present and future applications" to work on Citrix.

      They only need the applications they need. And with all the money they're saving on desktop OS licenses, they can afford to pay someone to make sure that their critial apps work over Citrix on Linux.

    11. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by theCat · · Score: 2

      Regedit is justifiably obscure. ReaderRabbit isn't. Who do you think is buying the computer systems and software that are driving the tech economy? Unix admins? Heck no, it's my wife grabbing cheap edutainment software for our kids at the discount warehouse.

      When that stuff has "Runs on Linux" added to the system requirements just under "Runs on MacOS" which is just under "Runs on Windows" THEN Linux will have arrived. Doesn't matter a fetid dingo kidney if you think ReaderRabbit is big time or not. It's just the tip of the lovely iceberg.

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    12. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 5, Insightful
      After all, most business applications work beautifully over citrix.

      I guess mileage may vary. We abandoned Citrix/winframe years ago and never looked back. As a means of sharing or forwarding apps across an international VPN, it totally sucked^h^h^h^h^h^hrefused to work properly for this corp.

      I could use stronger words to describe how much I dislike all Citrix products, but I've used the word "sucks" too much recently. My New Years resolution was to stop saying

      1. sucks
      2. it's all good
      3. believe it
      this year. So far, so good.
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    13. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by MrLinuxHead · · Score: 2

      What's missing? What am I missing? The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase "Hoyle Card Games". Or "Reader Rabbit Preschool". Or buy a digital camera and use the included picture organizing software that my in-laws bought. Of course, Quicken is unavailable. GnuCash is not a particularly "friendly" substitute for most people either. And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either. I really could go on and on, but the point is that Linux is not mainstream and you can't get mainstream software.

      I think is a good thing for a lot of Govt./corp enviroments. No sysadmin wants every AP/AR/HR admin assistant downloading crap like Comet Cursor or Gator or Kazza at their whim. No one wants Suzie from payroll to bring some card game she bought at Best Buy.

      And if they need to run Windows apps, use Wine/Crossover, or deploy a Windows Terminal server or Citrix. RDP kicks ass for most 100Mb switched networks. Who give a load about shrink- wrapped games when your employees should be working.

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    14. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

      ya know -

      no shit its difficult, if it were easy, then everyone would be doing it.

      you get paid the big bucks to take care of these "complex" issue and save your company money.

      because, if you are the one doing the deployment, you are there to save your company money, not make life easy on yourself. you are a cost center, and not revenue generating

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    15. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase "Hoyle Card Games".

      If there's one thing your typical Linux distro CD is not lacking for, it's card games.

    16. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by scenic · · Score: 2
      Regedit is justifiably obscure. ReaderRabbit isn't. Who do you think is buying the computer systems and software that are driving the tech economy? Unix admins? Heck no, it's my wife grabbing cheap edutainment software for our kids at the discount warehouse.

      Actually, it's the corporate desktop that's driving the tech economy. It's that group of clients that pay top dollar for machines, keep upgrading, and generally keep Microsoft, Dell, and Compaq in the black. It also funds all of the systems integration and custom application consultants, like IBM global services, et al.

      Don't get me wrong, the consumer side is important, and huge, but in terms of yearly revenue, I think the corporate desktop has much more of an impact on the tech economy. As a consultant in a previous semi-career, I looked towards big business to figure out which way the wind was blowing.

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    17. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by ostiguy · · Score: 2

      When you do that, use dumb ICA terminals, and not pc's running linux. Fewer moving parts.

      ostiguy

    18. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by hikousen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an example of begging the question: the real, properly-used description.

      "Linux is not mainstream because Linux is not mainstream."

      Of course, in the process of begging the question, you have thrown up a nice shiny straw man too.

      The original statement was "there are no user level applications to speak of," which is clearly bunk.

      Thanks for playing.

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    19. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Cost will keep corporations from doing wide spread deployment of Citrix. Cost of servers. Cost of licenses for Citrix. Cost of licenses for Terminal Server. Microsofts licensing scheme is per user, so even if you have 20 users running Excel off a Citrix server, You still pay for 20 copies of Excel. Or worse, you have 50 users authorized to use Citrix, but have a limit of 20 connects, I've seen some agreements that lead me to believe that MS wants to have a license for all 50 users, even though only 20 could use it at once.

      Citrix is good for some situations, but as a general replacement for all corporate use, it is to expensive.

    20. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter a fetid dingo kidney

      Nice rip off of Douglas Adams. Actually, no, it's not a nice rip off, because douglas adams could at least form a real sentence.

    21. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Foochar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Be sure to read your EULAs real close before you do this. Microsoft has worded their EULAs so that you still have to license a copy of the app for every machine you have that connects to citrix. You also have to have a Microsoft Terminal Services CAL for every machine that connects to the Citrix server, because the citrix server is running on top of Microsoft Terminal Services. The cost for a TS CAL is about 1/4 of an XP license...

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    22. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by salesgeek · · Score: 2

      Consumers do not represent the majority of the computer market. Best Buy is irrelevent and Quicken and Reader Rabit rarely find themselves used outside of homes and micro-businesses.

      $G

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    23. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So use PySol for the games, and use books to teach reading. Digital cameras work, and there are plenty of photo originazation software availble. If you can bank with a web interface, you can do it in Linux (been doing it for 3 years now, and have never had a problem).

      Now the biggest problem is not the lack of apps. The biggest problem is that these apps are not readily apparent/available in any Linux distribution that I know of. What is really needed is a distribution that caters to these needs in a fashion which doesn't require a degree in logic to figure out how to make work.

    24. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by JWW · · Score: 2

      How about X-terminals with a Linux server with the ica client. Still fewer moving parts, plus you get to run linux apps, (and Unix apps too).

    25. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by bravecanadian · · Score: 1

      Mostly because there is very little cost benefit to doing so.. legally you still need to have a license for each person using the software, a Windows 2000 CAL, and you also need a terminal services CAL on top of the Citrix concurrent licenses..

    26. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by terrymr · · Score: 2

      You're still required to have one MS-Office license per desktop if you're using Citrix - Microsoft does not allow concurrent use licensing on any of it's products.

    27. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

      And don't forget the ability of Microsoft to "administer" her machine. XP's EULA states you must give them access to your machines. And, don't forget (search their site, http://www.microsoft.com) that if you want to remove XP from the machine, you are supposed to throw away ALL the hardware. Oh, yeah, you have to get their permission to even use XP for more than thiry days.... I could go on, but some one will think this to be flamebait, while those who research Microsoft will know it to be the truth.

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    28. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase "Hoyle Card Games". Or "Reader Rabbit Preschool". You are missing so much. Many of these now run on Wine/Linux. As to walking into Best Buy, that is going to be a thing of the past. Best Buy, et al. helped make MS, but are losing out to alternatives. Just as Horses lost out to automobiles and Telegraphs gave way to telephones, broadband will help kill off CompUSA, BestBuy, etc. Or buy a digital camera and use the included picture organizing software that my in-laws bought. No, you will buy a camera and continue using the current software that you are use to on Linux. You will only have to switch apps iff it is better. Gphoto, Sane, and Cups are seeing to that. Of course, Quicken is unavailable. GnuCash is not a particularly "friendly" substitute for most people either. And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either. From what I have heard 2 years ago, Quicken actually had been ported. Now, the techies are waiting for management to get a clue and suggest the bright idea of porting to Linux. Personally, if i were Intuit, I would not port, but come up with a new and innovative program that runs on Linux and Mac OSx. Ti should be used to get ppl t move to Linux/Mac OSx rather than stay on MS.

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    29. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by neverkevin · · Score: 2, Informative

      And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either.

      I have an account with Bank of America (yeah, I agree the suck for the most part, but convience of ATM and good online bill pay is worth it), and with direct deposit I get free online bill pay. I pay all my bills via the Internet, the service works find with Mozilla.

    30. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by BlowChunx · · Score: 1

      That's the first time I have heard that. I thought it was gamers and on-line porn.

    31. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "^h^h^h^h^h^h"
      As great as you dweebs claim linux to be, it is pathetic that you still can't figure out how to use the backspace key.
      morons

    32. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by scenic · · Score: 1

      porn is big business. :)

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    33. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      After all, most business applications work beautifully over citrix.

      My company uses citrix. Most applications do work, but nothing works 'beautifully'. It's very slow, it crashes, Sometimes it takes over 30 seconds to log into a service desk type application. The same application takes at most 3 seconds on a laptop.

      Maybe it's not citrix thats at fault. Maybe it's the way my place set up the citrix servers, but I know I won't even consider working anywhere else that uses citrix.

      Citrix has been nothing but a painful experience for me.

    34. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by RollingThunder · · Score: 2
      It's that group of clients that pay top dollar for machines, keep upgrading
      Er... have you seen what a nice gaming rig goes for these days? And I mean a -nice- one. Gamers pay the real top dollar for systems.
      and generally keep Microsoft, Dell, and Compaq in the black
      There I'll agree with you. Gamers keep greybox companies in the black and all seem to have *cough*evaluation*cough* OS installs.
    35. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it great how some windows loser is to stupid to get the fucking joke?

    36. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by njdj · · Score: 2

      Or buy a digital camera and use the included picture organizing software that my in-laws bought.

      Wow, so "mainstream" that you can't even recollect what it's called. Linux reads the pictures from digital cameras, of course.

      And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either.

      I pay my bills over the Internet from Linux. Maybe you've just picked a backward bank. Mine is
      http://www.ubs.ch/e/index.html

      I really could go on and on, but the point is that Linux is not mainstream and you can't get mainstream software.

      You've gone on and on already, but apart from some card games and Reader Rabbit (whatever that is), you haven't cited anything that hasn't comparable functionality available on Linux.

    37. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but is it FREE?

    38. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trust me, we considered it. Turns out that you end up paying Citrix all the money you're not paying Microsoft.

    39. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Gamers pay the real top dollar for systems.

      Yes, and Microsoft is doing their level best to make sure that all of these folks buy an XBox instead of gaming on their PC.

    40. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stty erase ^H

      biznitch!

    41. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 4, Informative

      thus cutting their workstation licensing and support costs dramatically?

      A company I was once with looked at Microsoft's Windows NT 4.0 Terminal Server Edition with a similar idea. Among other things, they could standardize on some NT4-specific apps without having to roll out NT4 to the whole organization. But they soon found out that the fine print of the licensing agreement said that since apps running in the terminal server were on NT4, then the user was using NT4, and if the client machine was not running NT4, you get to pay for an NT4 license. The company wound up saying "if we're gonna pay for NT4 on all our desktops, then we're gonna by God run NT4 on all our desktops". An additional downside was that whenever they want to upgrade from NT4 to NT5 (2000), they got to pay for upgrades across the board again. There were some other benfits, like WAN access and centralized administration, but licensing was definately not one of them.

      Now Citrix is the company that came up with the idea of making Windows NT "multi-user" over the network. They licensed the NT3.51 source from Microsoft and fixed a lot of the "single-user-isms" and made a product out of it. Then, with NT4, Microsoft said "we won't let you make money from our OS anymore, but we will license the fixes from you so we can make money from it" and Terminal Server was born. Citrix was still making client apps for additional platforms like *NIX and handhelds and such for a while, but I'm not sure what they're up to these days.

      Of course, everyone here knows that the MIT X Consortium was running graphical apps on multiuser machines over the network back in the late 1980's.

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    42. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase "Hoyle Card Games". Or "Reader Rabbit Preschool".

      Sorry, your wife is too busy sucking my dick to learn Linux. Every day at 3pm on her ride home from work. Ask her about it. She's pretty good, only takes 2 minutes, then I smack her on the ass, and send her on her way.

    43. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by ghost. · · Score: 1
      And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either.

      I have an account with Bank of America (yeah, I agree the suck for the most part, but convience of ATM and good online bill pay is worth it), and with direct deposit I get free online bill pay. I pay all my bills via the Internet, the service works find with Mozilla.

      Ditto Fleet. I pay my bills through Fleet HomeLink with Mozilla.
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    44. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by ryanvm · · Score: 2

      The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase "Hoyle Card Games". Or "Reader Rabbit Preschool".

      Pfft - if your wife still reads at a preschool level she's definitely not ready for Linux.

    45. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy theory.

    46. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah,
      You need 50 Excel Licenses, but only 20 Terminal Server/Citrix Licenses (Which cost more).

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    47. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      Which is why the recipe for saving money on the desktop has much more to do with removing MS Office than with removing Windows.

      Putting Linux on everyone's desktop is hard, and since you probably have to purchase Windows anyhow the potential savings are fairly low. Thin clients is the exception to this rule, and it is undoubtedly one of the major reasons that Linux on the desktop is starting to get a bit of a run. The primary reason for using thin clients, however, is to cut down on administration. The lower licensing fee is simply gravy.

      Replacing MS Office with StarOffice or OpenOffice, on the other hand, is relatively easy. StarOffice and OpenOffice run on Windows, and chances are good that your documents will transfer over with a minimum of fuss. This way you can continue to use all of your other Windows applications.

    48. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... Brilliant. You have compaints, but yet- no answers.

      Maybe you're just retarded.

    49. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is always http://www.tux4kids.org/

      But that might require "downloading" the software. Ooooo! Aaaahhh!

    50. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by yerricde · · Score: 1

      And, don't forget (search their site, http://www.microsoft.com)

      Last time I checked, Microsoft Corporation's web presence was a horror to navigate. Would you please help those who are new to understanding Microsoft research this issue by giving URLs of the relevant EULAs?

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    51. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by scenic · · Score: 2
      you're right that gamers do pay a lot. But, there are fewer systems sold to gamers at $4000 a system than there are systems sold to corporations spending $1200 per employee (except for the cleaning people). I would bet that there is a difference of several orders of magnitude.

      In fact, and I'm just completely guessing here, I bet there are as many C-level and executive level employees out there as there are super-gaming rig purchasers. These corporate "employees" make companies pay for the coolest laptop or desktop just because they want the best. For example, I know lawyers that routinely shell out $6K+ for multimonitor desktop systems (including paying for the silly Apple Cinema Displays), execs (friends and or family) that pay $3-4K for laptops and desktops with insane specs (and these people that frigging just check email and watch movies on their damn machines).

      And, those execs and C-level officers probably purchase new systems as upgrades more often than some college kid buys a completely new gaming rig. And, it's a tax writeoff for them. :)

      Sujal

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    52. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Blkdeath · · Score: 2
      Er... have you seen what a nice gaming rig goes for these days? And I mean a -nice- one. Gamers pay the real top dollar for systems.

      That's nice. Do they buy them 10 thousand at a hit?

      Think "Big Picture"

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    53. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto Wells Fargo. I really don't know what the original poster was thinking. Most work great with Mozilla. Of course, this has nothing to do with the article, which talks about making inroads with corporate desktops.

    54. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yes, but Jaguar is only for people with non-standard Mac Hardware.

      Linux runs on the standard x86 hardware.

      This is obviously the death nail for Jaguar.

      Jaguar also is probably a very very good os, far superior to windowsxp in creative work and better / more polished for day to day use, but then again, does not run on x86 hardware, which most people use.

    55. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it's = "it is," not "it possessive," you Scottish Git!

      Kisses - Language Nazi

    56. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, you're not gonna buy an egg because you'd need to get a chicken first.

    57. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by jonadab · · Score: 2

      > > What's missing? What am I missing?
      >
      > The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase
      > "Hoyle Card Games". Or "Reader Rabbit Preschool".

      Oh, I see, a lot of crap is missing.

      Upthread, the statement was made, "People use applications, not
      operating systems", but in fact it goes further than that: most
      people don't give two bits about either, as long as they can print
      their email, listen to CDs, browse the web and play Yahoo games,
      make stupid greeting cards and fliers, and so on. What's missing
      on Linux/Gnome? Mostly, ten hours' worth of reconfiguring things
      to appeal to people who don't know what they're doing: removing
      the foot menu, terminal, and so on, creating launchers for the six
      or seven apps the user might actually want to use (OOo, Netscape,
      and so on), making the wallpaper automatically rotate once a day
      through a directory full of pretty pictures, pointing the browser
      start page at Google or Yahoo, setting up an email account with
      a nice little envelope launcher on the panel and the settings
      already entered, and so on.

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    58. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by los+furtive · · Score: 1

      It's not gonna happen (sadly enough) until there a free, open and viable competitor to Exchange. Maybe three years down the road, but who knows what MS has cooked up for then.

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    59. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by flacco · · Score: 2
      The ability for my wife to walk into Best Buy and purchase "Hoyle Card Games". Or "Reader Rabbit Preschool".

      Pointless to specify programs rather than functionality. Download dozens of card games for free, and give that brat a copy of the source to read. He may turn out talking funny, but boy will he smart.

      Or buy a digital camera and use the included picture organizing software that my in-laws bought.

      Who the HELL wants forty different proprietary digital camera and image manipulation programs to learn?? Use gPhoto and your favorite non-proprietary image manipulation program.

      Of course, Quicken is unavailable. GnuCash is not a particularly "friendly" substitute for most people either. And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either.

      If your bank won't let you pay your bills over the web with any standards-compliant web browser, go to a new bank. That's what I did.

      Can't comment on Quicken/GnuCash - I operate on a pretty simple money-in, money-out basis :-)

      I really could go on and on, but the point is that Linux is not mainstream and you can't get mainstream software.

      I could go on and on, but my point is that the concept of the mainstream may be shifting. Currently the "mainstream" consumer gets in a car, drives to a software store, takes a box off the shelf, buys it, brings it home and installs it. What an enormously wasteful process.

      Tomorrow, the "mainstream" consumer will be getting all this stuff off the Internet anyway. Linux is just ahead of the game, and much of the software is F(f)REE. You can see it emerging in consumer-friendly ways in LindowsOS Click-n-run, Ximian's Red Carpet, and similar services.

      The only missing piece is a free market.

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    60. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well your world is small...of all my friends and family and associates....almost all run windows...and almost all will tell you that 99% of the crap at best buy is just a bunch of shite.

      they bought their computers to do basic tasks...and most of them are doing great if they can even accomplish those.

      believe it or not, your masses don't really give a shit whether they can get hoyle or a rabbit game...if it's there great...if it's not that's fine too.

      what they really want is to be able to surf the web, check their email, buy some shit online if need be, and do their check book.

      linux is easily up to that task.

      and as market share grows, so will the availability of commmercial apps.

      it's funny to see how people like you take ONE example and apply that to all of human kind.

      MOST people choose windows because to them there is no choice...they walk into circuit city...and buy whats there....and everything has windows on it.

      2 years later..maybe they pick up one whole piece of thirdparty software.

      you argument does not convince me.

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      rhce

    61. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by soloport · · Score: 2

      Codeweavers just works! And if it has difficulty, Win4Lin comes to the rescue, as well. Example: TurboCAD 6.0 didn't work with Crossover's s/w, but have used it on Win4Lin for months with no crashes.

      My wife uses Win4Lin to play Myst, Mavis Beacon(sic), Hoyle, etc.

    62. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only missing piece is a free market.

      WTF? Ok you had some credibility until that remark.

      Also, don't forget the strong market appeal to physically buy boxed software and have a printed users manual. They also make excellent gifts! I just don't see "Here honey, here is the URL to download the software I bought you for Christmas" getting popular anytime soon.

    63. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death "nell", not "nail", moron.

    64. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death "knell", not "nell", moron.

    65. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stand corrected. My thanks and apologies!, moron.

    66. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      "And until I can pay my bills over the Internet, it wouldn't be a substitute for me either".

      I have no idea whats holding you back, I've been paying my bills by logging into my account at my bank for 7 or 8 years, first starting to do that from a big box amiga and one of its browsers that could spoof as IE. Then switching to a linux box about 5 years back to do that. The biggest problem I ever had was in convincing them to remove the fscking line terminator in their matching patterns for the password. I finally solved that by making sure I tabbed out of the box before I hit the send button as I was changing it.

      When I first started to do this, I had to convince them that they shouldn't care what kind of a gawdamned box I had as long as it sent the proper responses. They were very windows-centric & the phone help refused to talk to me in technical terms, insisting that the only thing they supported was windows & IE.

      That suddenly stopped about 3 years ago, when I threatened to go find a bank that actually wanted my business, taking my 15 year old 5.5 digit account out in one swell foop. I was standing there ready to write the check while the local manager got on the phone to the main to find out what the hell was going on. I don't know what was said as she closed the door about 15 seconds into the call, but I could see the conversation was very animated, and the problem was solved by the time she came back out of the office.

      I've had several occasions to talk to the phone support folks since and not one of them has ever again asked me what version of windows IE I was running.

      First, you have to get their attention. Once you've done that, its amazing how they can find the time and people to keep a customer happy.

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    67. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke is that Unix sucks, fucktard. Get it?

    68. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Death knell, not "nell".

      Dickhead.

    69. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by momobaxter · · Score: 1

      You're wife isn't buying enough "edutainment" software...I've been unemployed for almost a year.

      As for Hoyle...how is that educational?

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    70. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by sg_oneill · · Score: 2

      Actually it would be real nice if someone (sorry, I'm not up to it) cooked some way to share linux stuff with ICA (not costing bux). Rootless X is fun, but getting a X-Server that runs happilly , and doesnt suck, on macs seems to elude me (unless bux are involved... too much for the broke NGO I work for!)

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    71. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by rainer_d · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's not gonna happen (sadly enough) until there a free, open and viable competitor to Exchange. Maybe three years down the road, but who knows what MS has cooked up for then.

      Looked at SamsungContact ?. It's HP's OpenMail, further developed.

      • Corp can keep Outlook on the Windoze-Client
      • Geeks can use the Linux-Client
      • migration from exchange possible

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    72. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by chicks.net · · Score: 1
      What's to stop a corporation from running non-linux applications on citrix, thus cutting their workstation licensing and support costs dramatically?

      Most smart people can eventually figure Linux out for themselves. I've had a few clients go for Citrix and none of them every managed to survive for long without brining in expensive Citrix consultants. It's even worse than Oracle in that regard. There's a cadre of enlightened Citrix people and they protect their knowledge well. Given the nature of commercial software it isn't surprising.

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    73. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by maans · · Score: 1

      Only a macer would say that jaguar is better than linux, you macians are so close minded and one sided. I have 3 pcs, one running Jaguar (which was a complete waste of money, one running windows xp (which blows jaguar out of the water) and one running linux (semi usefull) I am no fan of microsoft but sadly i still get much more use out of my windows based pc, with llinux in 2nd and mac at a staggaring 3rd.

    74. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      The funny thing about that is that I just read an article today in the Linux Journal about replacing Exchange with Free Software. Apparently this does require Bynari's non-free Outlook plug-in, but everything works (including server-side calendaring, public folders, the whole smear).

      That doesn't even take into account Samsung's new version of HP's OpenMail, or the Exchange replacements available from SCO or SuSE.

      Not only are there Linux-compatible, Exchange replacements, but these replacements cost less than Exchange and they require far fewer infrastructure changes. Most Exchange shops are still using version 5.5 because Exchange 2000 requires too many infrastructure changes.

      There is now little or no reason for a business to run Windows servers. Linux has low cost replacements for basically everything Microsoft offers on the server side.

    75. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Citrix was still making client apps for additional platforms like *NIX and handhelds and such for a while, but I'm not sure what they're up to these days."

      Man are you out of touch. They own the thin client space.

    76. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by c13v3rm0nk3y · · Score: 2
      it is pathetic that you still can't figure out how to use the backspace key

      Look more carefully. ^h is the "backspace key".

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    77. Re:ZDNet is saying the same thing by JWW · · Score: 2

      Citrix does have this, but it costs bux. I've never used it (no need yet), but it does sound really cool.

  2. Is it just me... by awx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...or would everyone have preferred a version without ESR's comments and opinion, so that we could form our own?

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by BoysDontCry · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

    2. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed.

    3. Re:Is it just me... by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. Some of his comments are just childish. "We'll start by learning how to type the word "become" correctly. We promise." I mean, come on. Everyone makes mistakes.

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    4. Re:Is it just me... by gazbo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, naturally he is welcome to put his own blabberings in, but it would have been more tolerable had he not felt the need to comment on fucking everything. When a perfectly reasonable and otherwise uninteresting bullet point is presented, there is no need for Eric "please believe I'm important" Raymond to try and debunk it for the sake of completeness.

      I'm going to have to stop writing now before I smash my keyboard with rage at how much I hate ESR.

    5. Re:Is it just me... by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am in total agreement. It doubled the size of the reading. He is doing what he claims M$ is set out to do. Put his own opinion on someone else.

      If M$ does not do something they will die a quick death. Better to shrink and find their true place in the pecking order.

    6. Re:Is it just me... by mrcparker · · Score: 1

      I have never understood what is so important about ESR. I have read some of his papers, articles, and I don't get it - I even picked up his book (for a buck on sale).

    7. Re:Is it just me... by chumpieboy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      From below the H8 document:

      For a good indication of the sterling quality of human being we are dealing with here

      Was that necessary either?

    8. Re:Is it just me... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Totally in agreement. To me this looks like nothing more than obvious PR coordination which any large company would do when the media has shown an interest in worldwide publicity to any Linux adoption over Microsoft: The memo basically says "Let's be prepared and ready to deal with it". Big deal.

      Of course this is the same ESR who assured us some 3 years ago that Microsoft had less than a year to go.

    9. Re:Is it just me... by br0ck · · Score: 5, Informative
      We've discussed this one before. He's not just doing it to be cute, he's trying to avoid--perhaps ineffectively since this is a modified copy not a derivitive work--copyright violation. From the FAQ.

      Would you please make un-annotated versions available?
      No. As it is, my defense against a copyright-violation suit by Microsoft would have to make rather creative use of the exemptions in copyright case law relating to journalism, satire and commentary. I fear that making un-annotated copies available would place me at significant legal risk.
    10. Re:Is it just me... by W2k · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Reading that gave me a worse perception of ESR than it did of Microsoft.

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    11. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Considering that ESR *writes* these phoney memos from microsoft, I doubt that.

    12. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think ESR has explained several times that he has to do that to prevent being sued by MS for leaking an "unedited" document (whatver the legal reasons are, i am not too aware). People just don't get it.

      Then ESR, and you, have a sad grasp of the law. Confidential information, even with sarcastic comments added, is still confidential information. Or would you prefer that your psychaitrist or lawyer release your files only if they first add insulting comments to those files?

    13. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ESR is a walking, talking symbol of everything that is wrong with OSS, and every time he speaks, Microsoft Stock goes up a smidgen.

    14. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, naturally he is welcome to put his own blabberings in, but it would have been more tolerable had he not felt the need to comment on fucking everything I'm having sexual intercourse with everything nearby am I? Ridiculous!. When a perfectly reasonable and otherwise uninteresting bullet This one has your name on it point But is Dah presented Fuh, there Mah is no need for Eric "please believe I'm important" Ray The Rod mond to try and debunk it *BSD IS DYING for the sake of Not getting a haircut completeness He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman.

      I'm going to have to stop writing now before I smash my keyboard with rage at how much I hate ESR Loved and cared for it's a 3 bedroom property.

      -ESR

    15. Re:Is it just me... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      ...or would everyone have preferred a version without ESR's comments and opinion, so that we could form our own?

      If you ignore the idiotic comments the memos say very little and certainly not what Eric's paranoid little rants claim.

      Case in point: {Translation: We don't think enough of our big customers know that we consider Linux a major competitive threat, so we're going to send Mike Nash on a press tour to introduce it to them.}

      Microsoft makes no secret of the fact that they think that Marketting Warfare is the best book on marketting written. The book starts off 'choose an enemy', it does not matter what the enemy is, and if you don't have one then you invent one.

      Basically Erics little rants are all about stroking his own ego.

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    16. Re:Is it just me... by MortisUmbra · · Score: 1

      If ever anyone deserved +5 it is most certainly you! Gets a little old with this crap.

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    17. Re:Is it just me... by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      maybe if his comments were less inane! Or less sarcastic.

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    18. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it is okay for ESR's lawyer to release any info he has on ESR as long as he makes sarcastic comments first?

    19. Re:Is it just me... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful
      We've discussed this one before. He's not just doing it to be cute, he's trying to avoid--perhaps ineffectively since this is a modified copy not a derivitive work--copyright violation.

      This makes no sense at all. The annotation is not going to stop Microsoft filing a suit, it might provide a defense but it certainly isn't going get the case thrown out.

      Microsoft is not going to file a case like that for damages, if they did file the case it would be to shut the squirt up. The fact they have choosen not to do this indicates that either they don't care or they realise that that type of tactic is likely to give more to feed ESR's ego.

      What it comes down to is that the comments are just another way that ESR uses the documents to feed his ego.

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    20. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP

    21. Re:Is it just me... by mce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That may be a valid reason, but if he cannot come up with better annotations that what he used this time, I move that the underlying memo was not worth the trouble.

      Sometimes I get the impression that ESR has painted himself into a corner with these Halloween documents. The first two were absolutely worthwhile, but as time goes on he seems to feel obliged to produce follow-ups at almost regular intervals (advance notice for the trolls: please don't take that literally), whether or not he's got something substantial to comment about. All in all, I think he is doing both himself and a lot of others a considerable disservice with that. When promoting Linux at work, for instance, I do not want to be confronted with "Look at how childish these Linux zealots are. How can we ever entrust our valuable data to software produced by such people." argumuents. Yes such arguments are silly. Yes, they can be debunked. But every minute doing the latter is a minute not spent on promoting Linux.

    22. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the answer is yes, most of us would prefer not to read ESR's half-witted comments, but that probably isn't going to happen.

    23. Re:Is it just me... by afidel · · Score: 2

      What about the Pentagon papers, those were classified army documents that were published in large chunks without commentary and yet the supreme court uphelds the press's right to publish the material even though they had been obtain in an illegal matter. I don't see why some internal document from Microsoft deserves more protection than secret government documents, do you?

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    24. Re:Is it just me... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      ...or would everyone have preferred a version without ESR's comments and opinion, so that we could form our own?

      Heh, you should see some of the stuff he's posted on Usenet. The man has a skewed and repellent view of the world in many ways...

    25. Re:Is it just me... by eyeball · · Score: 2

      ...or would everyone have preferred a version without ESR's comments and opinion, so that we could form our own?

      If you can form your own opinion, what are you doing on Slashdot (and for that matter, what am I doing here too!)

      Although I much prefer /.'s style of telling, up front, in the single paragraph front-page summary of the item that "...this is a good thing." or "...this is a bad thing."

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    26. Re:Is it just me... by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      So that you can form your own?

      Whats the matter .. have trouble forming your own opinions when somebody else shares theirs? Excuse me while I laugh. I think you're simply upset that a guy who may not share your opinions gets the audience of so many people.

      Why don't you save your breath for major news moguls that get the audience RMS has, times a million, to furthur their own poli/econ beliefs?

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    27. Re:Is it just me... by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 5, Informative

      His main claim to popularity comes from writing "The Cathedral and the Bazaar". The problem is that the seminal understandings that sprang from that lightweight volume are now considered common knowledge. ESR was the first to codify into easily-understood form the innate truths about free software development that people had long since suspected.

      He's come out with some more good ones (in particular, I like "Homesteading the Noosphere), but he hasn't written any work with more impact than than "Cathedral". He was also the first to publish the original "Halloween Document", which showed that Microsoft was, at last, taking the GNU/Linux threat seriously.

      These days, almost everybody in the free-software/OSS development world understands the difference between the Bazaar and Cathedral development methods. They often consciously choose one or the other, or to develop according to Cathedral methodology, and transition to Bazaar after initial successful release. People understand the success of the development of GNU/Linux now, and despite what some will try to say, most really didn't until 1996 and the CaTB publication.

      Lately, he's mostly a critic. Fetchmail is very slow on the development side these days, and his efforts to create a new build system for the Linux kernel were not accepted (killer effort, though, and well thought out, just too politically charged and too sweeping of a change for most people's tastes). However, he's still an exceptionally influential self-appointed Linux advocate. His opinions are read by millions of readers in and out of the free software community.

      For the bio on the stuff he's done that has had a massive impact on the free/oss software scene, check out his bio: http://tuxedo.org/~esr/resume.html

      Regardless, he has many publications in print and does a lot of speaking conventions. Like Bruce Perens, who is also influential in the community, he chose the role of public advocate for GNU/Linux for himself, and has been very successful in that role.

    28. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed

    29. Re:Is it just me... by xenocide2 · · Score: 2

      So publishing trade secrets is ok as long as you add journalistic commentary? I think an internal memo is hardly newsworthy. In fact the whole thing seems a little suspicious how ESR routinely gets these memos. Maybe hes a corporate tool, maybe hes naive and being used or maybe he's just popular enough that occasionally people in the know give him information. But I don't think that anything in the memo itself was particularily wrong, and his comments seem more like an rabid activist than a critical minded human being. Their main example in the memo, the tokyo announcement. A decent amount of fanfare involved in the ordeal but many places overemphasized what amounts to a test run. Far more important would be like a government explicitly stating that open source software must be used, or when/if Japan moves their entire system over.

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    30. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He handled fetchmail.

    31. Re:Is it just me... by Chester+K · · Score: 2

      For comparison, why don't you Try having the courage to get a document from M$ and post it on the internet and risk many years of imprisonment and many more years of not touching a computer

      I thought that's what Freenet was for. Instead of using copyright law as a convenient excuse to justify riddling the memo with childish insults and jabs, why not use the wonderful technology available to us to get the memo out there sans biased review?

      ESR could always simply say "Hey guys, look what I found on Freenet *wink wink* here's the link, check it out yourself."

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    32. Re:Is it just me... by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 2

      So publishing trade secrets is ok as long as you add journalistic commentary?

      Actually, publishing trade secrets is perfectly OK as long you weren't one of the people who signed an NDA to get access to them. Responsibility for keeping trade secrets a secret falls on the corporation, not the general public.

    33. Re:Is it just me... by jone · · Score: 1

      Sorry about this. Your swearing sucks. Instead of the rather anemic, "comment on fucking everything" you might want to try, "comment of every-fucking-thing". Reads much better.

      Slashdot, one day at a time, raising the level of human discourse...

    34. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Be thankful he not only gets the document, but also has the courage to post the document.


      Oh, yah. Raymond's got big brass balls, like nobody else. He's really, really tuFF and Micro$oft should be running scared.

      Yep.
    35. Re:Is it just me... by numark · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that his writings have been given as one of the main reasons that Netscape went open-source (here's a document from his site, and there are multiple references to this fact if you Google for them). Say what you want about Mozilla, but there's no denying that it's had a positive impact on the open-source movement in the last year or two and has finally broken the Internet away from the 98%+ market share that IE used to enjoy.

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    36. Re:Is it just me... by numark · · Score: 1

      It's dicey as to whether a private citizen, acting by his own volition, can be considered to be an agent of the press. Laws regarding freedom of speech are often odd in regards to enforcement, and if I was ESR I would feel more comfortable having at least one plausible defense that I can rely on if it ever comes down to that.

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    37. Re:Is it just me... by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      A lot of people get a trend right but screw up on the timing. MS has a boatload of cash and is acquiring more every month. Until they go through a quarter with negative net cash flow, I wouldn't even start the MS death spiral countdown. Then, like Apple, they can go through a decade or more wearing the "doomed" moniker.

    38. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto, he sounded childish at best, and just plain mean when he made the comments about Mr. Ayala's "sterling quality". What does ESR know about this man's integrity?

      Personal slander is unecessary, and makes us look like the assholes, not them.

      Grow up or go away.

    39. Re:Is it just me... by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      Since (I believe) the objection is to ESR's comments in toto, perhaps "fucking comment on everything" ?

  3. Good Crap by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 0, Troll

    The eighth Halloween memo?

    Sheesh. ESR needs to find a new hobby.

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  4. Mindshare by nege · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Looks to me like this has a lot to do with perception. PArt of MS' deal is that they have lots of mindshare. If the people realize that they HAVE options in terms of office and OS, then they certainly will at least explore those options. MS needs to keep people thinking that MS is the only way to get something done, so this memo is no surprise IMHO. Interesting though anyway.

  5. 8th Halloween Memo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is Jamie Lee Curtis going to be in this one? I think that the other memo's lost something when she wasn't in them.

  6. Well by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's what they get for living like assholes. Bill Gates has 7 kitchens and around 70 bathrooms! Shit, If I was a billionare I wouldn't even have 1 bathroom. I'd just be like "clean me up, come on 1,000 bucks to the first person to wipe my ass.

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      but instead you'll keep working at McDonalds saving up your money to buy that perfect aluminum spoiler for your '87 civic.

    2. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, he could afford ten grand a pop for someone to lick him nice and clean.

    3. Re:Well by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd just be like "clean me up, come on 1,000 bucks to the first person to wipe my ass.

      MS Depends: "You look like you just shit your pants. Would you like some help arraigning for a Smithers to clean you up?"

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    4. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think Mr. Gates' ass gets licked then?

  7. catching the culprits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If I were in a leadership spot at MS...I'd release a slightly different memo to various depts, just to narrow down where the leaks are coming from and eventually just release different ones to people in that department, finding out who is doing it

    That is, assuming that these links aren't on purpose =)

    1. Re:catching the culprits by klanza · · Score: 1

      Aka "Canary Trap" for all you Tom Clancy fans.

    2. Re:catching the culprits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Micr$oft insists on "eating its own dog food" the leaks are probably comming from the janitor that now 0wneez the DC thanks to some 10 year old unpatched vulnrability "that dosn't exist".....

    3. Re:catching the culprits by Doc+Hopper · · Score: 2

      Already done in many places. However, in general those schemes are very generic and easily avoided if you receive the document from more than one source. I've played this game before, and except in releases that are too general to be useful (like releasing identically to different groups, to at least narrow it down to a particular group), or in exceptionally small distribution groups (fewer than six, IMHO), exposure of contacts can be avoided by having more than one contact to forward you the documents. As gigantic as the Redmond campus and MS around the world is, people will feel pretty safe in their anonymity.

      Security like this is a bit like nailing posters of a barbed-wire fence to 2x4's around one's property. Yeah, you might think it makes things more secure, but it actually just baffles people and makes the owner look stupid...

    4. Re:catching the culprits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > That is, assuming that these [leaks] aren't
      > on purpose.

      That is, assuming they are *leaks*.

      It could well be someone clever enough to empty
      the electronic wastebaskets at MS.

      Toon Moene

    5. Re:catching the culprits by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      Quoth the Anonymous Coward:

      ...I'd release a slightly different memo to various depts, just to narrow down where the leaks are coming from...

      Quoth ESR:

      ...in the text version I was sent, the last bullet item was inexplicably positioned after the sender sig "Orlando".

      Discuss.

  8. Todays Advice(in association with www.Ablabla.org) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'know whenever I have problems with a piece of Open Source Software I like to turn to one of my favourite directories on my Unix system.
    That's right - /usr/share/man/ /usr/share/man has many helpful hints and tips for those new to the wondrous world of Unix and Free Software.

  9. Mirror here by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    January 2, 2003
    From: William Gates III
    To: All Employees

    The sky is falling!

    Thank you,

    - Bill

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    1. Re:Mirror here by HavokDevNull · · Score: 1

      Whatever; the exchange server would not be able to handle the load induced on it by sending that much e-mail to every person in M$... ;)

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    2. Re:Mirror here by micromoog · · Score: 2

      But where is ESR's biting commentary?

    3. Re:Mirror here by carrier+lost · · Score: 1

      January 2, 2003
      From: William Gates III
      To: All Employees

      1: The sky is falling!
      2: ???
      3: Profit!!!

      Thank you,

      - Bill

      MjM

      I only moderate up...

    4. Re:Mirror here by Nothinman · · Score: 2

      Exchange has a "Single Instance Storage" system so that when an email is sent to more than one person that email is only stored in the database once and everyone's mailbox gets a pointer to that message, same thing for attachments. Of course if you modify it, the server has to give you a unique copy but in the general case where they go unmodified it saves a lot of diskspace and work on the server end.

      I wish someone would develop a mail server for unix that used a database as a backend, Cyrus seems to be the closest thing but it's a PITA to setup.

    5. Re:Mirror here by HavokDevNull · · Score: 1

      if I remember corectly qmail can be configured to use mysql.

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  10. Irritating by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The memo is mildly interesting, but ESR is growing more shrill and childish with each passing year. GOOD LORD a company is exploring how to compete with other products?? ALERT THE PRESS.

    Sheesh, maybe Microsoft is good for some things, and OSS is good for other things. And to talk like Microsoft is going to "lose" with $40 billion dollars in the bank is ludicrous at best.

    Fah, ESR is not as annoying as RMS (that is, of course, impossible), but he seems to be heading down the path.

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    1. Re:Irritating by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, at least RMS has a vision, and truly believes in his cause. ESR is just plain annoying.

    2. Re:Irritating by Omnifarious · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they don't change something, they will lose, no matter how much money they have in the bank.

    3. Re:Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, ESR is more annoying.

      Also, though I agree with you about ESR, it's not just that Microsoft is discussing how to compete with other products, it's the specifics of what they are thinking, and it's a bit of wonder that OSS is their competitor.

      Is it the competitor because everything else is dead, or is it a threat.

    4. Re:Irritating by bgfay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree that ESR sounds here like an idiot. I remember that, some time ago, during a windows refund day he dressed up as Obi Wan. What's up with that? He seems to want both to be _the_ spokesperson for Linux and a geeky idiot at the same time. The two things don't match.

      For many years, when I wasn't running Linux, I hated Microsoft, Bill Gates and the lot of them. Then I got Linux running and realized that it's much more fun for me. So now I don't boot Windows very often. All my emnity toward MS was just a waste of time, it was childish, and it did no one any good. Does MS make software that I like to use? No, not often. Are they evil? Well, probably not.

      Back to ESR. "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" whether you agree with it or not was a good piece of writing. It was well crafted and I enjoy reading it. The commentary along with this memo is ridiculously bad writing. Embarassing stuff. Were I a developer of Linux, I would be pissed that this guy was speaking for me. As a mere user, I'm embarrassed that he thinks this is helpful.

      Raymond ought to pull this version down, put up the memo and leave his commentary at the end or on an optional page. His argument would be made for him and he'd look the part of an intelligent man.

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    5. Re:Irritating by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Insightful
      GOOD LORD a company is exploring how to compete with other products?? ALERT THE PRESS.

      Microsoft is doing more than exploring how to compete. Microsoft does not compete. They destroy competition. They only explore how to destroy a competitor. Read one of the earlier documents Haloween III where ESR says...

      Yes, and it's routine and appropriate for vendors to discuss the measures they'll take against the competition. What is not quite so routine is to see the discussion imply a cold-blooded acceptance of methods including FUD tactics and dirty tricks such as ``de-commoditizing'' open standards into monopolistic lock-in devices.


      Did you follow the day-by-day testimony of the Microsoft antitrust trial? (I did.) Did you see the e-mail and other documents introduced as evidence? Discussion of how to cut off Netscape's air supply. Etc. This company does not compete. It is not merely enough for them to succeed. Everyone else MUST fail! This is a company where no low is too low. Have you somehow missed all of the things Microsoft has done? This is a company that will steal other's code (Stac Electronics). They will lie before a federal judge and show doctored videotapes as evidence. The list is long.

      A company that studies competing products in order to compete has in mind to better their own products where they might be weak against competition in order to compete more effectively. Nowhere in the Haloween documents do you see any notion of competition. Its all about how to destroy competitors, prevent their entry into the market, make sure that major accounts don't get a chance to give open source a fair hearing.


      And to talk like Microsoft is going to "lose" with $40 billion dollars in the bank is ludicrous at best.

      Microsoft as a whole is not going anywhere anytime soon, and is not going away ever.
      BR But who would have thought back in 1981 that IBM would loose control of the personal computer industry in so short a time? IBM, the big, entrenched monopolist, who controlled the industry with an iron grip, just as Microsoft does today. Things change. If Microsoft is so secure, then why do they seem to so urgently need to respond to open source in the Haloween memos? If they are so truly interested in competition, they why don't they continue to better their products and leave open source alone?
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    6. Re:Irritating by InnovATIONS · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If you have ever worked in a corporate sales environment none of these memos seems particularly unusual or alarming. This is standard competitive practice in sales and marketing. They tend to use dramatic language and analogies because that is the business that they are in.

      In the commentaries not only does he show him self to be shrill but also not understanding of the environment of corporate competitive marketing and public relations.

      The memo just says that they have to act calmly, coherently, and proactively when major announcements of OSS products occur. So? You expect them to act like a bunch of uncoordinated volunteers because that would be fairer?

    7. Re:Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But who would have thought back in 1981 that IBM would loose control of the personal computer industry in so short a time? IBM, the big, entrenched monopolist, who controlled the industry with an iron grip, just as Microsoft does today.

      IBM didn't lose control of the mainframe market, though. What they didn't get was control of the PC market, which was new.

      Similarly, there is no sign that Microsoft is losing control of the PC market. What new market is Linux going to dominate? I can't see it (yet).

    8. Re:Irritating by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Discussion of how to cut off Netscape's air supply.

      The other replier said this as well, but sheesh how naive are you? This is the language of marketing people.

      I'm not going to particularly defend Microsoft in all aspects, but...

      It is not merely enough for them to succeed. Everyone else MUST fail!

      Big freaking deal. Guess what? I want my competitors to fail also!! OH MY GOD I am such a horrible person for wanting my products to be bought over my competitor's! Maybe I should just try and not get too many customers. I don't want to be mean to my competitors.

      And what makes this all the more laughable is when you look at many Linux advocates. They are more blood thirsty than any Microsoft exec. It's not enough for Linux to succeed, they need Microsoft's charter to be revoked.

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    9. Re:Irritating by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      The $40 billion in the bank is nothing but a diversion. It's the stock price that matters to the folks running Microsoft. Bill Gates would lose nearly almost $40 billion himself if Microsoft stock dropped to half its current price, and with Microsoft stock still priced for double digit growth that sort of a drop is not entirely out of the question--especially if investors start thinking that Linux is about to start cutting into Microsoft's bread and butter markets.

      ESR is merely throwing fuel on the fire. He knows that if he makes enough noise then his piece will make the trade rags.

    10. Re:Irritating by Eric+Damron · · Score: 2

      "Sheesh, maybe Microsoft is good for some things..."

      Yeah, they have pretty good fonts... :-)

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    11. Re:Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you follow the day-by-day testimony of the Microsoft antitrust trial? (I did.)

      LoL

    12. Re:Irritating by Coppit · · Score: 2
      Fah, ESR is not as annoying as RMS (that is, of course, impossible), but he seems to be heading down the path.

      Have you actually read RMS' writing, or talked to him in person? Everything I've seen has been extremely cogent and to-the-point. I often don't agree with his point of view, but that's no cause to label him "annoying".

    13. Re:Irritating by ShinmaWa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think that Halloween VII is an even better example. In this document, Microsoft says the best way to attack OSS is by stressing the TCO of Microsoft vs. Linux. That document is dated 4 November.

      One month later (3 December), IDC puts out a study giving Win2K a better TCO than Linux.

      Coincidence?

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    14. Re:Irritating by rmdyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe it's just me, but I think E.S.R. simply started out in a UNIX environment. He probably started coding on a TTY connected terminal to a UNIX mainframe. As he learned more and began doing professional programming he became paradigm locked. This is when the information you possess becomes so important to you that you will fight to keep it viable. Many of us have this same trait. Surely, we don't want years of work and training going down the drain, especially so that some young pimple faced 16 year old can just trump anything we've done?

      E.S.R knows all the UNIX commands and how to use them. He knows to use forward slashes for pathnames and that the UNIX filesystem is case sensitive by default. He knows that UNIX text files don't contain CR/LF's. And, while he might have resisted the GUI initially, he's now comfortable with it because he can have many CLI's open at once when working on a project that still compiles using make. He's probably fully versed in all the GNU tools. He's probably compiled UNIX kernels many times, adding features for his own personal use. He's created many daemon processes that service both network and interprocess communication.

      In short, E.S.R. can't imagine living in any other world except UNIX. It would require some effort to learn Microsoft Visual Studio .NET. It would require some twitching to remmember that the filesystem is case sensitive and that pathnames contain backslashes under Microsoft. He'd have to learn how to recreate daemons as services under the Windows environment. He'd very likely have to understand some COM stuff. He'd have to learn many new things, ways of doing things, and a whole slew of new CLI commands.

      When you learn things your brain is rewired. Learning requires energy. It takes work to learn new things and it is expensive. It is much easier to support what you know. It is like balancing a large pole on the end of your hand, it takes work to get it up, but once it's up, it takes very little input to keep it there.

      E.S.R is just fighting against the mainstream becuase he started out in a whirlpool. I don't fault him for that. I do however think that we should all do more to learn everything we can. Knowledge is power.

      I myself have been accused of worshipping Microsoft, that I think they produce superior products. This is far from the truth, but isn't entirely incorrect. This is for the same reasons of paradigm lock as above. All my early programming years were under 68xx, 68xxx, Z80, x86, Assembler, Basic, C, under DOS, Win31, then Win95, 98, NT4.0, Win2k, Now XP. I've got a whole buttload of knowledge under my belt that I don't want to give up. I might have to give it up, I might not. I don't however like Microsoft all that much. I really have a distaste for what they have been doing in the past few years. I like Open Source Software very much. I don't however like the idea of Free Software. Once something is free, you've reached the bottom of the barrel. You end up giving it away simply because you couldn't sell it otherwise, or you are trying to undercut someone who you don't like...Microsoft gives IE away, sound familiar? However, there are valid reasons for wanting to give something away for free. In the case of Linux, I see a well made OS that is getting better every year. It is a good thing that it is free. It gives me incentive for trying it out. But, again this requires work on my part to re-learn new ways of doing things. If I throw away one command set for another that ends up doing about exactly the same thing just what have I gained or lost?

      UNIX runs processes, Windows runs processes. UNIX has commands, Windows has commands. UNIX has CLI and GUI, Windows has CLI and GUI. UNIX has networking, Windows has networking. What is my justification for switching to UNIX? For a child this is a no-brainer. Just learn one, then stick with it. To excel at anything at all in this world you really need to specialize. Of course to be a good sysadmin you need to be a little bit of a jack-of-all-trades, but the point is to not be so loose that you loose track of the vision. That is the problem with most people who have A.D.D. they can't seem to concentrate enough on one thing to get anything accomplished. The other extreme is characterized by the Rain Main syndrome autistism. You don't want to be so focused that you can't move otherwise you might be side-swipped by a moving technology. Is E.S.R too much like a person with A.D.D. or is he being autistic, or is he a very level headed individual?

      Keep the peace. Troll - Off topic.
      rmd

    15. Re:Irritating by Dthoma · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is doing more than exploring how to compete. Microsoft does not compete. They destroy competition. They only explore how to destroy a competitor.

      Right, and Starbucks, WalMart, Disney, EMI and Virgin aren't?

      What's special about Microsoft?

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    16. Re:Irritating by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Raymond had a vision once. It was after one of the better of the CAW (Church of All Worlds) rituals that he reguarly participates in. The one where he played that human thighbone flute and got to ball three nubile wiccan-wannabes.

    17. Re:Irritating by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Many people have conveniently forgotten, or they never knew, that 'The Cathederal and the Bazaar' was written to criticize the way the GNU Emacs development project was being run.

      It had nothing at all to do with Microsoft.

    18. Re:Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The days when anything from Raymond makes 'the trade rags' are long, long over. And not because of any 'conspiracy' by Microsoft to keep him hidden.

      ESR is just plain embarassing to a lot of ordinary people. He's simply a counter-culture anti-whatever sort. You know, someone who fights 'a cause' and it's obvious to anybody who looks long enough that it's a personality disorder.

    19. Re:Irritating by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      RMS = ESR - sense_of_humor

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    20. Re:Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Cathedral and the Bazaar", is arguably good writing, but it's conclusions have been pretty much proven invalid, and even Linux itself is run as a cathedral nowdays.

      One piece of writing doesn't make up for other ESR classics such as "Suprised by Wealth", "HOWTO Get Laid", his total perversion of the Jargon File, and his proclamation that Linux's success hinged on MS's stock price.

    21. Re:Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypocrite.

    22. Re:Irritating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be inclined to disagree here. ESR has just placed himself in the role of "THE Linux advocate", whereas RMS got there by writing most of what we know as "Linux" today. I have a lot of respect for RMS for this reason, and if he wants to be an evangelical FSF raving maniac knocking on my door every 20 minutes, he can, as long as the FSF and the GNU project keep producing high quality free software, as they have for a very long time.

  11. Microsoft by reyalsnogard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find this 'fear' quite enlightening. It's about time MS felt *some* form of competition. They were getting a little too miserly and stifling innovation. (i.e. HOW long has Mozilla had tabbed browsing and ad-suppression? *When* might IE?)

    It's also nice that quite a few companies, such as Lindows.com, are taking a bite out of MS's Law Creation/Politician Acquisition fund by suing them over patent abuse and/or common-name copyrighting.

    Hopefully the "little people" in the market will have more of an effect on MS than the DoJ.

    1. Re:Microsoft by cbv · · Score: 3, Insightful
      HOW long has Mozilla had tabbed browsing and ad-suppression? *When* might IE?

      It doesn't matter, because whenever IE WILL have tabbed browsing, Microsoft will announce it as their newly discovered revolutionary way of browsing the web - just like they did when Windows came out, regardless that Apply and DRi had "windows" for years before that...

    2. Re:Microsoft by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 2
      ...and stifling innovation. (i.e. HOW long has Mozilla had tabbed browsing and ad-suppression? *When* might IE?)

      Let me see if I have this right; Microsoft is stifling innovation because it chooses not to implement the same features as Mozilla and yet remains popular?

      Does that also mean that, since you have 86% body fat, anyone who chooses to remain in shape is stifling your genetic replication by appearing more attractive to the opposite sex?

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    3. Re:Microsoft by reyalsnogard · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft is stifling innovation because it chooses not to implement the same features as Mozilla and yet remains popular?

      Is it not 'stifling innovation' when MS crowds into the browser market (claiming ~96% browser share) by bundling IE w/ Windows, and yet refuses to include beneficial/helpful browsing advancements w/ the dominant browser?

      Are car manufacturers not in control of whether they manufacture/implement hybridized engines? Does not Big Oil have some influence over the fact that most engines get between 20-30mpg, rather than 60+?

      Yes. From my perspective, MS is "stifling innovation" by using their monopoly to corral/herd developments and their integration.

    4. Re:Microsoft by tshak · · Score: 2

      (i.e. HOW long has Mozilla had tabbed browsing and ad-suppression? *When* might IE?)


      Or, Opera which had this even sooner.

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    5. Re:Microsoft by afidel · · Score: 2

      Why wait? You can already get tabbed browsing and crude popup killing with an IE rendering engine. The program is called crazy browser and it can be obtained Here. It kills all popups so it is still more crude than Mozilla where you block only unsolicited popups but if you HAVE to use the IE engine for a site I find it to be about the only bearable way to do so.

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    6. Re:Microsoft by Andy_w715 · · Score: 1

      "Are car manufacturers not in control of whether they manufacture/implement hybridized engines? Does not Big Oil have some influence over the fact that most engines get between 20-30mpg, rather than 60+?" Its the American Public who controls mpg. Actually we don't care about mpg. With cheap gas, there is no market for fuel effecient engines or fuel cell vehicles. Gimme a H2 that gets 10mpg, big deal.

    7. Re:Microsoft by CorwinOfAmber · · Score: 1
      ...and stifling innovation. (i.e. HOW long has Mozilla had tabbed browsing and ad-suppression? *When* might IE?)

      Let me see if I have this right; Microsoft is stifling innovation because it chooses not to implement the same features as Mozilla and yet remains popular?

      Nice troll. IE remains popular because of Microsoft's monopoly on the desktop, not because it is in any way better than Mozilla. If OEMs had been required to preinstall Mozilla and Opera for the last 4 years, then your argument might have merit.

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    8. Re:Microsoft by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      I'm just as happy with 'open link in new browser window;' hell, I'd hate 'tabbed browsing.'

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    9. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and where's this cheap gas?? 2-3 years ago, gas was half the price of what it is now.

    10. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's a troll, because you disagree. Back to your sandbox, junior.

    11. Re:Microsoft by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      When did Opera get tabbed browsing? Last I used it, it was MDI, not tabs. And at that point, Moz did have tabbed.

    12. Re:Microsoft by Andy_w715 · · Score: 1
      In the US.

      Avg price ( http://www.gaspricewatch.com ) is $1.49/gal. Still much lower than western european countries

    13. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this should be modded as funny... this guy can't be serious...!

      ROTFLMAO

      Nothing like maneuvering windows around so you can try to find that one window you were looking at that one time. Tabbed browsing is just soooo complicated...

      Hehe... if he's not being funny, he should probably be modded as +5 Microsoft Shill. Tabbed browsing has become one of those things in life where you think: "What the hell did I ever do before this???"

    14. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why in God's name do people come in their pants over tabbed browsing? How many web pages can you read at once, Commander Keen? Jesus.

  12. Get real. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't expect anyone to willingly allow themselves to become prejudiced by that crank ESR's running commentary in green (bracketed for the color blind.) ESR is what Linus and Lenin before him called 'a useful idiot.'

  13. Microsoft knocking on my door by BWJones · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We need to more effectively respond to press reports regarding Governments and other major institutions considering OSS alternatives to our products.

    Yeah, this is just what I want to do: Make a decision on IT issues and then issue a press release on it. All this will get me is Microsoft knocking on my door asking me for some of my time so that they can attempt to sell me on a product. Look, if I made my decision already to go with OS X, Linux, or whatever, I don't want somebody second guessing my decisions and trying to get me to change my mind.

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    1. Re:Microsoft knocking on my door by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Look, if I made my decision already to go with OS X, Linux, or whatever, I don't want somebody second guessing my decisions and trying to get me to change my mind.

      Yes, but if you were a government or institution, wouldn't you want Bill to swing by and whip open his chequebook?

    2. Re:Microsoft knocking on my door by BWJones · · Score: 2

      Yes, but if you were a government or institution, wouldn't you want Bill to swing by and whip open his chequebook?

      Certainly. Money for the advancement of science is often welcome. However, if the issue is getting work accomplished, I am going to go with the solution that best gets the job done. If Bill can open his checkbook and help out, that's fine. It will be most welcome and gratefully acknowledged. But I don't want to be beholden to solutions or technologies that are slowin' me down. Sometimes Microsoft has solutions to problems, other times other companies do. In other words, because someone donates one product or money to use that product, it should not mean I have to use all of that someones products or be leveraged into those products.

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  14. Eight Halloween Memos? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't get it.

    Is Microsoft actually dumb enough to write memo after memo about something they now have admitted is their biggest threat and allow all of these memos to leak so the opposition can read them?

    I was never sure about the first Halloween memo. The more that are "discovered" the more I wonder if these are truly from M$ (they must be released by our old friend, Mr. Source, or Reliable to those that know him well).

    More and more it reminds me of P.D.Q. Bach -- the least of all the Bachs. There's no evidence he existed except from Peter Shickele, who keeps finding more and more works composed by this supposed composer.

    1. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the FAQ... some of the Halloween memos are satire.

    2. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by wiredog · · Score: 2

      I don't think Mr Source is all that much of a techie.

    3. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Linux is a major competitor on the server front, perhaps _the_ competitor. It might emerge as a serious competitor on the desktop. Microsoft takes it into account when strategizing.

      That's it. These aren't the plans to Death Star, and no Bothans have died so Eric Raymond could ridicule a misspelled word. Except maybe for the first one or two, they're utterly routine corporate memos.

      The fact that much of Raymond's fan base has never had a job causes them to read a memo from a sales head saying, "Go out there and fight!" and freak out. "M$ is plotting to destroy Lunix!!! To the X-wings!" There's nothing the "opposition" is going to get out of these things.

    4. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by JudasBlue · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Is Microsoft actually dumb enough to write memo after memo about something they now have admitted is their biggest threat and allow all of these memos to leak so the opposition can read them?

      In short, yes, they are. Never worked at the enterprise level, have you?

      Exactly how else are you going to communicate with divisions that have over 5,000 people in them in order to set policy and implement proceedures than send out memos and other documentary evidence? Direct communication doesn't work over around 30 people in an office, that is why there are entirely different managment techniques for very small buisness situations and mid sized business scenarios.

      As for "allowing them to leak", when you have hundreds of people in on a memo, some of whom might have their own motives for wanting to see one idea/department/division spun a certain way, it is exceedingly difficult to keep that information from going public. Just ask the government, which is constantly leaking information, sometimes intentionally, but just as frequently unintentionally.

      Microsoft used to be a sure path to making millions quickly for an employee, but the stock options aren't worth what they used to be. It is not surprising to me at least that the level of employee loyalty might drop. Further, this might actually be a case of employee loyalty. If you really were devoted to your company, but were convinced it was going the wrong direction, this might be a way to help force the situation.

      I am not saying that I know that these memos are real, but thinking that Microsoft just wouldn't let this happen isn't realistic. All you need is a couple of people at the right level and it is exceedingly hard to stop this kind of thing. It can be done, but requires tight compartmentalization, which is very hard to do with large scale policies that you are implementing across entire enterprise groups.

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    5. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      I should have referred to that. It just seems odd to me that these memos keep leaking out and M$ seems to have no problem acknowledging them (I'm not talking about the satire/commentary ones).

      Let's face it, M$ doesn't acknowledge ANYTHING that could make them look less than fantastic. So why would they acknowledge these unless it's an attempt at FUD?

      I'm not attacking. But I think these are important questions I have yet to see answered. (Yes, I know it's been addressed, but I don't think it's been fully addressed and explored.)

    6. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No -- I haven't worked at enterprise level. I used to be a teacher and now I'm happily running my own small business (and bound and determined that no matter how well it does, that the number of employees always stays small enough that I know them all).

      Thanks for a point of view that I don't have.

    7. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by eyeball · · Score: 1

      More and more it reminds me of P.D.Q. Bach -- the least of all the Bachs. There's no evidence he existed except from Peter Shickele, who keeps finding more and more works composed by this supposed composer.

      Yes!!!

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    8. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by MCMLXXVI · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was just thinking of how they could plan on it leaking to track the leaker. Now the word become was spelled "ecome". What if they wrote a program to misspell one work incrementally to each person? So the first person would have the first word spelled wrong and the second would have the second word spelled wrong. See which word is spelled wrong (because you know they would want to make fun of it being wrong instead of fixing it) and then you have the source of the leak.


      Nah..... This is Microsoft we are talking about.

    9. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! (Score: 5 Informative) For this troll?
      I would've believed you just didn't notice that M$ admitted to the documents. But the P.D.Q. Bach reference strains the credibility of your gullibility.
      http://www.presser.com/composers/pdq bach.html

    10. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, golly. We're proud that you've been able to remain so fucking pure , dude.

    11. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      A motto in my company is QTS (we use this so often it's abbreviated -- Question The Source). (This has really helped us several times -- we provide data for lawyers as one of our services.)

      Yes, I know M$ has claimed ownership. I'm still not sure I entirely believe the first one is valid, much less the "legit" ones to follow.

      To be honest, I do not know much about ESR (sorry for goof on initials in the original post), but in the few years I've been exploring the Linux/GNU/OSS world, I've found that many (or most) of the people in this community that have made a name for themselves have quite -- shall we say, colorful -- personalities. If the source were RMS, I would DEFINATELY question the accuracy. Not that I would say RMS is a fraud or liar -- but that people tend not to be overly critical of data that supports their views.

      As for the PDQ Bach ref, my point is that, at least in my opinion, there is about as much evidence to prove the Halloween memos as genuine as there is to prove PDQ Bach lived. In both cases the bulk of the evidence comes from one source. I know PDQ Bach never existed and Shickele made him up.

      I am still not convinced that the Halloween Memos are not genuine and that one or more people are not using ESR to spread FUD.

    12. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The technique you describe actually predates electronic computers, and is so simple even Tom Clancy "invented" it as a way of showing what a brilliant, innovative thinker that Jack Ryan is. Naturally that makes it "old and busted" to the drippy-nosed Linux masses.

      Punchline, ESR swallows the hook, throws up the memo and even helpfully points out the spelling error.

      "Open source advocates" are like those guys in bad kung fu movies who attack like drunk retards so the minimally-competent hero won't look stupid fighting them off.

    13. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by ispeters · · Score: 1

      Actually, some of the Halloween Documents were written by ESR. From the Halloween Documents FAQ:

      Halloween I, II, III and VII are real; IV, V and VI are satire/commentary consequent on various Microsoft statements.

      I suppose Halloween VIII is also "real" and ESR just hasn't updated the FAQ yet since much of Halloween VIII is a reproduction of an actual memo. (Not so for IV, V, and VI.)

    14. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by yuiop · · Score: 0

      This isn't really possible because the message is sent to a lot of people at once by sending it to an alias. All the people get the same message because of the way email works. If they didn't see that the message hadn't also gone to a lot of other people, they wouldn't be so stupid as to leak it. So doing what you suggest would need someone with their fingers in the guts of the email server ...

    15. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      Is Microsoft actually dumb enough to write memo after memo about something they now have admitted is their biggest threat and allow all of these memos to leak so the opposition can read them?

      It isn't dumb to analyse your competition, nor to plan responses to news about your competitors successes. Microsoft's problem is that it is a very large, and very distributed organisation, and at least some of its employees are disaffected. So it's inevitable that any widely distributed memo will leak. Microsoft, obviously, know this too by now, so it has to be assumed that this memo was written in the expectation that it would leak.

      I was never sure about the first Halloween memo. The more that are "discovered" the more I wonder if these are truly from M$ (they must be released by our old friend, Mr. Source, or Reliable to those that know him well).

      Microsoft acknowledged that the first Halloween Memo was genuine.

      This latest memo says nothing more than you would expect any sensible company to be saying at this time. ESR is right, of course, to point out that it shows Microsoft is on the defensive. You would expect a well run company to be, at this moment when so many major and influential customers are publicly looking at the competition. I agree with other posters that on this occasion ESR's annotations look shrill and are not, in my opinion, likely to sway unbiased readers in our favour.

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    16. Re:Eight Halloween Memos? by CaptainZapp · · Score: 1
      As for "allowing them to leak", when you have hundreds of people in on a memo

      Ross Thomas worded it pretty nicely (paraphrased):

      "Sharing a secret between two people is a conspiracy, while letting in five people on it is called a convention

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  15. looks like great news for Linux by tps12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While it is a little scary to have the proverbial 10,000th pounded gorilla coming after you, I think we should be happy that we're starting to make the fat cats at Micro$oft nervous.

    In the past, Linux has been mostly ignored by Evil Bill and company. It made sense. Like *BSD these days, we had such a small install base that we didn't really pose much of a threat. But in the past year or two, Linux has really started to explode. It's popping up on servers, PDAs, hell, even cash registers. Suddenly, we're a force to be reckoned with.

    What we need to do now is strike while the iron's hot and go for the kill. We've got them running scared, and I think one final push is all it will take to bury Windows forever, another tombstone on the side of the fabled Information Superhighway. I plan to do my part by open sourcing all of my non-sensitive projects and donating a token amount to the FSF each year. I encourage others to do more.

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    1. Re:looks like great news for Linux by edbarrett · · Score: 2, Funny
      10,000th pounded gorilla

      Dammit, and I was pounded gorilla #8346...

    2. Re:looks like great news for Linux by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm not fond of 10,000 pound gorillas either, but RMS makes a good point with the quote from Ghandi. When M$ was ignoring Linux, it wasn't a threat. Now they're fighting. They're trying everything they can to take out Linux.

      But look at what's happening. They've tried outright FUD. They've tried new licensing (which was stupid and backfired). And now they're trying FUD again.

      It really is like the Borg. M$ has been used to just assimilating (buying out) or destroying any competition (either by pricing their products lower until the competition is bankrupt, by leveraging their monopoly to force people to use M$ standards, or by twisting arms in backroom deals). Now they don't know what to do -- instead of facing a big threat with one name, where a well aimed shot, or a massive attack could destroy any threat, they're fighting something all pervasive, like a virus.

      And the funny thing is they don't know what to od! It's got them so scared they're beginning to do stupid things and having knee-jerk reactions.

      I don't think Windows will end up burried forever, but I think if Linux distros unified and started pushing easy to use desktop systems with OpenOffice.org on them, I think we'd soon find that most companies are not focusing on JUST Word compatability anymore, but on Word and OOo.

      Linux is in a good position, and it gets better and better. M$ is fighting Linux -- but that's because it's a real threat and could even (conceivably, but unlikely) bankrupt the company. That's good, because M$ has no idea how to fight a movement. They just don't understand the structure -- by their very nature of being a cold-hearted predatory company, there is no way they ever can understand OSS.

    3. Re:looks like great news for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pounded gorillas #3654 - #7832. And they all squealed like the little beeotches they were.

    4. Re:looks like great news for Linux by NineNine · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow. This really is a super troll you've written yourself here. "bury Windows forever"? That's pretty funny. "What we need to do now is strike while the iron's hot and go for the kill."? That one made me shoot soda out of my nose. Hey, is this really ESR???

    5. Re:looks like great news for Linux by Bob+McCown · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Now thats funny. Wish I had some modpoints...

    6. Re:looks like great news for Linux by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 3, Informative

      "RMS makes a good point with the quote from Ghandi"

      It should be noted that ESR, not RMS annotated this particular document.

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    7. Re:looks like great news for Linux by hyperturbopete · · Score: 1

      Uh, BSD kicks ass. And it has a sizeable install base where it matters - on servers.

    8. Re:looks like great news for Linux by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      Oops.

      Lysdexia strikes again.

      Thanks for correcting that for me.

    9. Re:looks like great news for Linux by scot4875 · · Score: 2

      RMS makes a good point with the quote from Ghandi

      My opinion was that the use of Ghandi's quote either a) seriously misunderstood/underestimated the importance of what Ghandi accomplished, or b) seriously misunderstands/overestimates the importance of Linux and free software. Of course, this is RMS, so I'm assuming a combination of both. Freeing people from harsh ethnic opperssion is in no way equatable to saving people a couple hundred bucks in software expenses.

      --Jeremy

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    10. Re:looks like great news for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Saving hundreds of millions, or even billions from being "taxed" by Microsoft, is indeed significant. Significant enough that over the long term I think it will turn out to have a larger effect on the world than what Gandhi did.


      Remember that "a couple of hundred bucks" in software license equate to the salary for a year of hard labour in many parts of the world, and hence as long as using Microsoft products has been an inherent requirement for integrating into the international business world, Microsoft has been yet another significant barrier of entry for poor nations to get over.


      Microsoft is a larger danger when it comes to creating and maintaining a digital divide than any other company or government - if they manage to create any kind of lock in, they also help pushing poor people down.

    11. Re:looks like great news for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically Linux == al-qaeda and Bill Gates == George Bush (funny how their initials are the mirror image of each other's).

    12. Re:looks like great news for Linux by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      Small correction: It's ESR, not RMS.

  16. perfectly healthy by fortunatus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the memo outlines perfectly healthy organizational function. it's exactly what MS should be doing. if those folks actually function that way, they've moved up a few notches in my esteem.

  17. Office for Linux? by prockcore · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My question is, if Linux overtakes MacOS on the desktop, can Microsoft continue to justify to it's shareholders the reasons behind not making Office for Linux?

    They can't say there isn't a market if they make Office for a *less* popular OS.

    (It's not that I actually want nor need Office for Linux.. but it's something I'm curious about)

    1. Re:Office for Linux? by BWJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My question is, if Linux overtakes MacOS on the desktop, can Microsoft continue to justify to it's shareholders the reasons behind not making Office for Linux?

      So, this is an interesting and obvious question that has been kicked around for some time. As a M$ shareholder I have made this argument before that if Microsoft would cease attempting to make everything fit within the Windows paradigm and start writing quality software that meets consumer demand, they would be a much more powerful and wealthier company. Hey, all one has to do is look at the profitability of the Macintosh Business unit at Microsoft which is doing quite nicely thank you, making software for a completely different platform than Windows. In fact, I find the Office X for OS X to be a superior product to the Windows version of Office given the tie-ins to OS X functionality and rendering.

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    2. Re:Office for Linux? by DickBreath · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My question is, if Linux overtakes MacOS on the desktop, can Microsoft continue to justify to it's shareholders the reasons behind not making Office for Linux?

      They can't say there isn't a market if they make Office for a *less* popular OS.


      They can justify it.

      They make Office for Mac as an extortion tool to force Apple into compliance with Microsoft's wishes. Hey, Apple, you better make Internet Exploder the default browser or we'll discontinue Office for the Mac. Sound crazy? The preceeding came out in the antitrust trial.

      No such extortion logic applies to Open Source. Hey, Open Source, you better do XXXX or we'll discontinue (or won't initially develop) Microsoft Office for Linux! I wonder what the open source community's reaction would be if MS threatened not to bring Office to Linux? How badly would we take it? Just how much could Microsoft force us to do using this tactic?

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    3. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was also a time when OS/2 was more popular than MacOS on the desktop but MS never released office for it, either.

      The likely excuse will be that Linux users don't buy software; they want everything for free. Frankly, I'm not sure that is too far from the truth...

    4. Re:Office for Linux? by bmj · · Score: 1

      i think this is a good point. i assume one of the reasons m$ has been *cooperating* with apple is they aren't really a competitor, especially in the enterprise market. sure, apple is selling servers now that they have os X, but do you think microsoft is worried about that? doubtful. so they've extended their reach, and at the same time, made many companies more willing to use macs on the desktop. for example, at a design shop, managers and programmers can have windows on their desktop, and still exchange emails and documents with the legions of mac-loving designers.

      as much as it would be hurt many oss advocates to see m$ provide the office suite for linux, it would be a great step for allowing the corporate world to embrace linux. people, especially non-techies, don't want to embrance a whole new suite of office tools, when they know how to write formulas and macros in excel, and easily format their documents in word.

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    5. Re:Office for Linux? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1
      My question is, if Linux overtakes MacOS on the desktop, can Microsoft continue to justify to it's shareholders the reasons behind not making Office for Linux?

      First of all...how could you possibly measure the amount of people using Linux on the desktop? I bet most people using it are "privacy" freaks who would not provide this information, especially to Microsoft.

      Secondly, how many people really use only Linux? Even the most hardcore Linux geeks I know have Win2k or WinXP dual-boots. No need to make Office there.
      They can't say there isn't a market if they make Office for a *less* popular OS.

      A less popular OS that is not hardware compatible with Windows. A less popular OS where Excel and Word started. A less popular OS which provides huge amounts of profits for Microsoft. A less popular OS where people are accustomed to paying for consistent software from mature, accountable developers.

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    6. Re:Office for Linux? by jd142 · · Score: 2

      If MS makes Office for Linux, it will have effect of "blessing" a particular distribution, and in turn creating its biggest competitor.

      Because each distro has its own little quirks, I can't imagine a sane company releasing something as large as Office for all distros. Even the differences between RH and Mandrake are pretty big. So they'd have to pick 1 or 2 distros and test for them.

      And at that point, those distros will become the defacto standard Linux desktop.

    7. Re:Office for Linux? by korgull · · Score: 1

      Well, the same would apply to Adobe's Photoshop and other product. Would be interesting to see that happen.

    8. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft began making office for Mac before office for Windows.
      Then, they got caught in continuing it, because discontinuing it would have been a way to crush a competitor.

    9. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1

      I wonder what the open source community's reaction would be if MS threatened not to bring Office to Linux? How badly would we take it? Just how much could Microsoft force us to do using this tactic?

      How is that different from what we have now?

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    10. Re:Office for Linux? by emptybody · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      At risk of loosing karma and making more foes-
      MS Word is still a great editor
      Excell is a great spread sheet.

      outlook and exchange suck but the have integrated calendaring that is not found anywhere else.

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    11. Re:Office for Linux? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      Because each distro has its own little quirks, I can't imagine a sane company releasing something as large as Office for all distros. Even the differences between RH and Mandrake are pretty big. So they'd have to pick 1 or 2 distros and test for them.

      Test, yes, that's true. But if someone goes to the store they buy either Mandrake or Red Hat if they don't know anything about Linux. A few people buy SuSE but so what.

      As for it only running on one or two distros, that really is just absurd. If Microsoft were to release Office for X11, it would run on X11. End of story. It may take a few more steps to work on Debian, but it would still run just fine.

      The kernel and the gui is the same. The file system is the same. Those little quirks wont make a damn bit of difference in the app space. Mozilla doesn't seem to have a problem.

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    12. Re:Office for Linux? by Tisha_AH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure you will get flamed but you are right. They may suck as a company but on occasion, they can accidentally create (or buy) something decent.

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    13. Re:Office for Linux? by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      How is that different from what we have now?

      It's not different now. But it might be different tomorrow. How devistated would we be if Microsoft threatened NOT to bring Office to Linux? Just how much could they make us bend to their wishes? Would the Linux community declare a worldwide day or mourning?

      Maybe they could achieve better results by threatening TO bring Office to Linux?

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    14. Re:Office for Linux? by Sunda666 · · Score: 1

      I find this puzzling. Sun's StarOffice runs on every distro (x86 ones, ofcourse, its binary...). VMWare, which I consider more complicated than an Office suite (kernel interation, hardware virtualization...) runs on every distribution. Why wouldn't M$ office be able to? Just make it self-contained in its own directory, or make an installer, whatever is easier.

      cheers.

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    15. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      They may suck as a company but on occasion, they can accidentally create (or buy) something decent.

      They can pour buckets of money into development or acquisitions. Money that they extort through artificially high prices on products that you have no choice but to buy (Windows and Office). Of course they can produce or acquire good products. Today. But what about in 1993 when their product, even after years of development, sucked rocks compared to what little competition there was?

      So sure, Microsoft, today, has good products.

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    16. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. I'm sure that Mac's far exceed the number of Linux boxes in the graphic design and illustration industry. Linux may catch up on the corporate desktop but it has a ways to go to catch up on the creative desktop

    17. Re:Office for Linux? by swillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It may take a few more steps to work on Debian, but it would still run just fine.

      And, of course, Debian (and other unsupported distro) developers would use the tried-and-true trick of making an "installer package", which runs the MS install software and then automatically performs whatever tweaks are necessary to make it go. The result would be:

      apt-get install msoffice-installer

      The installer would prompt you to insert the MS CD and in a few minutes you'd have a working Office X11 install.

      I predict that such a package would hit the Debian unstable repositories about two days after MS released Office X11.

      MS can pick one distro and support only that one; it won't slow the rest of the x86 Linux world much at all.

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    18. Re:Office for Linux? by swillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the product will be pirated on a massive scale (or copied in an infringing manner) from the very instant it is available.

      And this is different from the Windows version how?

      I built a machine for my brother-in-law for Christmas and installed OpenOffice.org on it, rather than an infringing copy of Office (yes, I have a copy of Office XP, purchased for $2 by my brother in Macedonia; no, I don't use it). I pointed out that OpenOffice.org does everything he needs, can read and write MS Office files and should work just fine. He called his brother and got a copy of MS Office to install. Why? Not because he found OpenOffice.org to be inadequate -- he didn't even try it -- but because pirating MS Office was so trivially easy and such a normal thing to do that he thought the idea of even trying to use something legal was just silly.

      The fact is, home users almost invariably steal their software, and business users generally pay for it. There's no reason to suppose that the underlying operating system platform would have any effect on this state of affairs.

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    19. Re:Office for Linux? by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      are we living in 1993? no. you have no point.

    20. Re:Office for Linux? by doublem · · Score: 2

      OSS Reaction to the threat "Do this or no Office for Linux":

      Whatever.

      Yo! Jake! Did you see my OpenOffice CD?

      Yeah. It's next to the Koffice CD.

      Cool. (To Self) Now where's that ZIP disk with abiword gotten to...

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    21. Re:Office for Linux? by dmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Not much. The opensource community is the proverbial herd of cats. Miguel de Icaza and a few others would probably bend over backwards for them. Others will question MS' motives in extremely uncertain terms and most everybody else will ignore them.

    22. Re:Office for Linux? by stikves · · Score: 2
      Hmm... lemme see :)


      I'm running Kylix and JBuilder, which are closed source Borland applications.


      They do well on RedHat and Slackware. They also support UnitedLinux, and a few others. But I did not try on thoso platforms.


      This clearly shows that it's easy to target multiple distros. Well, they actually use LOKI installer, which does not make you miss InstallShield. It can use RPM database or ordinary tarballs. You can even uninstall the software easily.


      I guess, Microsoft, too use these kind of installers, and support "GENERIC LINUX"

    23. Re:Office for Linux? by andrewski · · Score: 1

      You make it sound like MS fears litigation. They revel in it. It's how they destroy you.

    24. Re:Office for Linux? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      M$ can't kill linux by pulling office they can kill apple that way[1]. Plus i bet the DOJ would love to get their hands on that email. [1] How is OO for aqua coming anyway?

    25. Re:Office for Linux? by Quintin+Stone · · Score: 2

      Microsoft: "You'd better play ball or we won't make Office for Linux"
      Linux: "You've never made Office for Linux? Who cares? Since we've never had it, we can't miss it."

      Do you not get it? MS doesn't make Office for Linux. MS has never made Office for Linux. How can they "threaten" not to do something they've never done and no one EVER expects them to do? It's different for Apple, which has always enjoyed Office support in the past.

      I mean, it's like saying "What if Russia threatens to never give financial aid to America's poor?" Right!

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    26. Re:Office for Linux? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Plus i bet the DOJ would love to get their hands on that email.

      Not in this admin. They had MS all sewn up and delivered. So whta could possibly have caused ashcroft and Bush to basically drop this case?

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    27. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why was this modded as Off topic?
      How is someone liking M$Word in a discussion of M$OFFICE off topic?

      dork.
      In soviet russia you are told your opinion.

    28. Re:Office for Linux? by Zelatrix · · Score: 1
      It's just the truth?

      Much of the software used on a typical Unix system is not application software at all; it's server software and it's free. Most of the commonly used application software is also free. The software that is paid for on Unix system tends to be specialised and expensive. I'm thinking of things like CAD systems, rendering software, fault-tolerant databases.

      Unless I have read it the wrong way around, "lots of people pirate software, and lot of those people are percieved to be ""hackers"", and that a lot of ""hackers"" are percieved to be Linux users" is essentially an assertion that software pirates are perceived to be Linux users. I don't see much evidence that Linux users pirate software any more than users of any other operating system. Certainly no reason to believe that the product "will be pirated on a massive scale".

      Whether Microsoft would sell many copies of Office for Linux is, of course, another question entirely...

    29. Re:Office for Linux? by MyAss · · Score: 1

      Secondly, how many people really use only Linux? Even the most hardcore Linux geeks I know have Win2k or WinXP dual-boots. No need to make Office there.

      Dude, then you really don't know any hardcore linux geeks. I am friends with at least two people who have no Windows partitions, the third might (he installed XP to see what MS has been up to since he hadn't used windows since 98, not sure if he still has it on his machine). I myself do have windows partitions on 2 out of my 4 machines, but they are used only very rarely and only because I have to support windows. And my main work machine is debian only box, so I use Abiword, gnumeric and openoffice.

      Now the real question is, would I bother buying Office if it was released for Linux. The answer is no, since the alternative are perfectly fine for what I do.

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    30. Re:Office for Linux? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 3, Insightful
      . Hey, all one has to do is look at the profitability of the Macintosh Business unit at Microsoft which is doing quite nicely thank you, making software for a completely different platform than Windows. In fact, I find the Office X for OS X to be a superior product to the Windows version of Office given the tie-ins to OS X functionality and rendering.

      Well, there are two separate issues here.

      The first is that Microsoft most likely would not rewrite Office for Linux, ever. It simply costs too much. Office X by the way has not been very profitable, in fact, it may not even have been profitable at all, I seem to remember Microsoft bitching at Apple telling them to sell more copies of a competing OS just so they could make back what they spent on it.

      It's also kind of a moot point, as Office already runs OK on Linux via Wine. If Microsoft wanted to "make" Office for Linux, all they'd need to do is ship binaries compiled with WineLib. A weeks work for one or two people, at most. Of course they'd probabably want to improve Wine if they were going to do that, which is fortunately now LGPLd.

      In short, I think it'll be a cold day in hell before Microsoft release Office for Linux, but even if they don't, it doesn't matter, because you can just buy the Windows version and use that. Office X is certainly good, but it shows what Joel Spolski has been saying for some time, namely that rewrites rarely pay off. This all assumes MS can keep their lead on Office suites of course. OpenOffice isn't as good as MS Office yet, not by a long way (he says as OO segfaults on him yet again [sigh]), but Office hasn't really changed a great deal lately. It's not inconceivable that OO could catch up.

    31. Re:Office for Linux? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      Just how much could Microsoft force us to do using this tactic?

      It couldn't force us to do anything, because as I pointed out above, Office already runs great on Linux thanks very much. No, they can't stymie Wine either, before anybody asks. It's legally solid, and clauses in the EULAS that state you can't use Wine to run it are also illegal - if they add such a clause (or already have one) you should feel free to ignore them, although IANAL etc.

      Ditto for the rest of their software - it all revolves around Windows, and we have a 90% complete replacement for that in the form of Wine with Linux. Game over Gates. From now on, they'd better survive from writing good software, rather than relying on Windows to get them out of hot water.

    32. Re:Office for Linux? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      "No such extortion logic applies to Open Source. Hey, Open Source, you better do XXXX or we'll discontinue (or won't initially develop) Microsoft Office for Linux! I wonder what the open source community's reaction would be if MS threatened not to bring Office to Linux? How badly would we take it? Just how much could Microsoft force us to do using this tactic?"

      None of your respondents have made the obvious point: Microsoft could force nothing on the Open Source Software/Free Software community with this tactic. Even if some large OSS/FS organizations made deals with MS, any of the other vendors (which includes me, you, and everyone else on /., since we can press an RHAT CD) could go ahead and do whatever was prohibited by the agreement.

      Of course, arm twisting is not the only purpose of Office:mac. It also makes a boatload of money for MS. Not as much as, say, OfficeXP, but it's still a healthy ROI.

      The way that they argue to their shareholders is this: Every penny we'd make next year on Office:linux would be a dime lost the year after that, on Advanced Server, etc. licenses. They'd be right. Unless they're planning on attacking Miguel de Icaza with submarined patents in .NET (which I really don't think they'd do) then they'd have given up control of the desktop. They'd have to have their heads examined for releasing Office:linux.

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    33. Re:Office for Linux? by jaoswald · · Score: 2

      Depends on what you mean by "great." Compared to what?

      MS Word is not particularly strong as an *editor*; it is a word processor, meaning that it is supposed to produce formatting as well as text.
      The main weaknesses of Word are 1) the invisibility of its formatting markup, which can get bunged up in confusing ways 2) the poor control over page layout which causes all sorts of problems for long documents with many graphical elements.

      As far as Excel being a "great" spreadsheet, it gets that by basically being the ONLY spreadsheet in wide use. In comparison to Lotus 1-2-3, it probably is great. Compared to what a spreadsheet COULD aspire to? It isn't so clear. Some weaknesses of Excel

      1) sheet size is woefully limited. 65536 rows, 256 columns IIRC. Makes it hard to process data files with more than 65536 lines in them.
      2) advanced math functions tend to be missing, buggy, or inadequate. Check out FLOOR() and CEILING(), particularly the mysterious, non-standard, and useless second argument. Complex number "support" is totally and grossly hacked.
      The documentation for erf is wrong.

      3) Graphs are butt-ugly, and relatively hard to customize in certain ways. (Try to control the size of the axes so that multiple graphs can be overlaid on one another...)

      -1) Strength: I must admit that the scriptability through VBA is pretty kick-ass, although VBA is pretty gross.

      I could go on.

    34. Re:Office for Linux? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Home computer users have never been interested in paying $400 for a word processor and/or spreadsheet.

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    35. Re:Office for Linux? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      Don't be too sure of that. Linux machines are certainly all over Hollywood. They've completely infested the server rooms and now are spilling onto desktops. SGI makes Linux boxes now and many of the "big app vendors" have Linux ports.

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    36. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hey, all one has to do is look at the profitability of the Macintosh Business unit at Microsoft which is doing quite nicely thank you, making software for a completely different platform than Windows. In fact, I find the Office X for OS X to be a superior product to the Windows version of Office given the tie-ins to OS X functionality and rendering."

      The major difference might be the hardware it runs on and the percentual usage/popularity of such hardware.

    37. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VERY valid point! Easy piracy hurts OSS more than anything. And, sadly, that's because most people have no moral or don't even realise that not only do they steal but they also hamper free alternatives.

    38. Re:Office for Linux? by unoengborg · · Score: 1

      That may have bin true in the past, when Linux was an issue for hobbyists running it at home. But now Linux aim for the corporate desktop. And that is clearly a market where people are willing to pay for good software and various types of support of that software.

      Oracle and IBM have no problem selling software in the $40.000+ class to Linux corporate users.

      When PHPs realize how much they can save by using a comodity, thin client, OS like Linux for their desktops. There will be a substantial market for high quality Linux software.

      The problem for MS is that the gap in quality and features between MS-Office and Open/StarOffice is very small. The needs of 99% of the MS-Office users is covered by Open/StarOffice. And when management becomes aware of this, office software will become a comodity. This means that MS will have to take their business elsewhere, or become a very streamlined support and delivery chain of that comodity.

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    39. Re:Office for Linux? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      As far as Excel being a "great" spreadsheet, it gets that by basically being the ONLY spreadsheet in wide use. In comparison to Lotus 1-2-3, it probably is great. Compared to what a spreadsheet COULD aspire to? It isn't so clear. Some weaknesses of Excel

      1) sheet size is woefully limited. 65536 rows, 256 columns IIRC. Makes it hard to process data files with more than 65536 lines in them


      I don't recall anyone selling Excel as a generic data processing app. So far as I was aware, it's a spreadsheet.

      Surely what you're describing is the job of custom crafted data processing tools?

      Simon

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    40. Re:Office for Linux? by pavera · · Score: 2

      hmmm, 8 machines, now windows in site for me.
      (wouldn't buy office for linux either, open office does everything I need) but some of my clients would use office in linux if it were available..

    41. Re:Office for Linux? by jaoswald · · Score: 2

      I can answer your comment in several ways

      1) I don't like arbitrary limits in my tools, no matter what they are called. This limit has stayed fixed for 5+ years as storage capacities have exploded. We are headed to 64-bit computing, and Excel will probably stay stuck with this 8/16 bit limit for some time. 256 is pitiful, 64k is still pretty small, don't you think?

      2) Your distinction between data processing app and spreadsheet is somewhat arbitrary, and probably conditioned by the tautological definition of Excel==spreadsheet that the market has imposed.

      3) In the MS view, Excel *is* the data processing app, to go along with the other VB tools used to access data bases.

      4) This is just one of many further examples of where MS tools in general are only "good enough." The victory of VB is another example. [As a Lisp hacker, I have wistful dreams of programming Excel in "Visual Lisp for Applications." Cells are truly arbitrary objects, arbitrary limits are non-existent, and Excel is implemented with quality in mind, including informative documentation of the object model.]

      5) I've cursed this limit several times.

    42. Re:Office for Linux? by s390 · · Score: 2
      Secondly, how many people really use only Linux? Even the most hardcore Linux geeks I know have Win2k or WinXP dual-boots. No need to make Office there.

      I use only Linux anymore. I use it for everything, and don't have a Windows partition. I used that MS OS crap for 10 years and hated it. Never again will Windows darken my system.

      Crossover Office at $55 is a good investment for those few things (like Excel macros and VBA code, PowerPig presentations) that really require MS software to work. Fortunately, a large company bought Office2K for me awhile ago, so I use it.

      OpenOffice is good enough for simple documents, but it's not completely format and bug compatible with Microsoft Office. It's not good enough yet.

    43. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft were to release Office for X11, it would run on X11. End of story.

      Just start using Unix last week, huh?

    44. Re:Office for Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) Graphs are butt-ugly, and relatively hard to customize in certain ways. (Try to control the size of the axes so that multiple graphs can be overlaid on one another...)

      The funny thing is that Excel XP graphing is virtually identical to the 2.0 version, which was released in 1989 or something.

      This product is pure money in the bank for them. I kinda doubt they have a single engineer working on core spreedsheet functionality.

    45. Re:Office for Linux? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      What we do know is that lots of people pirate software, and lot of those people are percieved to be "hackers", and that a lot of "hackers" are percieved to be Linux users. MS knows what is obvious: they won't sell many copies of Office for Linux, that they will still be slammed in the Linux/UNIX world, and that the product will be pirated on a massive scale (or copied in an infringing manner) from the very instant it is available.

      I would be careful saying that too often. There's no evidence that Linux users are more likely to pirate software than windoes users, quite the contrary. There is no pirate softwarea at all on any of my forty-odd machines. I think you'll find the same is true of many, probably most, other people who use Linux exclusively. There's plenty of paid for software on my machines - I have paid-for, boxed copies on the shelf of twelve different Linux distrributions, five different Linux games, three different Linux office productivty suites, one IDE, and three DBMSs.

      The suggestion that Linux users are likely to be dishonest is certainly untrue and libelous, and sooner or later you are going to meet someone who takes serious offence at it.

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    46. Re:Office for Linux? by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps Microsoft should threaten to port Office to Linux. That might get them some leverage.

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    47. Re:Office for Linux? by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      So whta could possibly have caused ashcroft and Bush to basically drop this case?

      Perhaps Microsoft threatened to give both of them copies of Microsoft Office. Even worse Microsoft could have threatened to require all government offices to use Office and Exchange.

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      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  18. Now matter how much you resist something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You eventually give up and use it. Think about things you have resisted in your life but you eventually started to use it and LIkE IT! Common examples are the metric system adoption, usb devices, iso 8601, and so on. The better system may be hated and resisted at first, but it usually succeeds and linux is the next one.

    1. Re:Now matter how much you resist something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when did anyone other than foreigners use the metric system?

  19. Anyone still care? by Otter · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A cut and paste of my LinuxToday post -- too busy arguing H1-B policy here to come up with something new...for entertainment purposes, I will throw in a link to ESR heroically facing down al-Qaeda.

    Who cares any more? Clearly, free software has now risen to the point where competing software makers take it into account in their planning. Eric Raymond periodically gets his hands on some entirely routine memo from Microsoft and spins it into some apocalyptic confrontation between Good and Evil. He needs to lay off the Lord of the Rings, I think.

    Actually, the memo is funny in its concern. Basically, it deals with the fact that when some government considers switching a few servers to Linux, or some legislator proposes an open-source-only policy, Slashdot and the rest of the Linux media turn it into "INDIA SWITCHING TO LINUX!" AND "NORWAY SWITCHING TO LINUX!" It's not nearly as much deliberate spin as it is complete journalistic incompetence and the inability to read linked articles, but it's an effective enough fUD technique that Microsoft feels compelled to respond to it. ;-)

    1. Re:Anyone still care? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      So basically Microsoft is only scared of Linux because they read incorrect Slashdot headlines without reading the article?

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    2. Re:Anyone still care? by Presto_slashdot · · Score: 1

      As you say, this is just an e-mail written by a VP about how to counter the PR effects of sensationalist media. Although I suspect the area of effect is bigger than just a Slashdot audience or it wouldn't have prompted the mail. That said, there really isn't a single point of insight contained in ESR's comments other than his (correct) guesses at the acronyms. It was only after reading through his blog that I realized what a blowhard ESR is - he's just like the newsgroup hogs who respond to every single point with vague, exaggerated, opinionated statements that can only lead to endless flamewars. Your link to his Al Queda story indicates the exact extent of his self-importance. The message has become so corrupted by the messenger that I don't think I could trust any analysis by ESR at this point.

  20. The document is so boring, it is probably real... by dagg · · Score: 5, Funny
    The commentary on the document is pretty hard-hitting:
    {We'll start by learning how to type the word "become" correctly. We promise.}

    That in reference to a misspelling in the memo. That's some pretty juicy stuff they found there.

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  21. Microsoft's Reaction to OSS Adoption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's Reaction to OSS Adoption? More like CELDA!

  22. Leaking on purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't it seem to anyone that these things may have been leaked on purpose? i just have the feeling the community is being manipulated here.

    granted, ms is evil... but it isn't stupid. it only wants people to think it is.

  23. Big Deal... by pdaoust · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Miscrosoft is just behaving like any other company would when threatened by competition, be it OSS or other...

  24. hmmm by pummer · · Score: 1

    does anyone think microsoft should publish an oss version of windows? this would be teh shit for developers to fool with

    1. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, no. Would rather not have GNU/Linux developers (read: hippies) get a glance at such excellence as Microsoft Windows' source.

  25. Why the explanitions? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    Why does opensource have to translate everything? I might not be able to spell but I can read. Nothing new really. M$ has been at this for a while.

  26. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The document may be boring, but you're a 14-year-old dumbass.

  27. Sounds like Microsoft is... by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... running a normal business. Microsoft is a business that is looking to make money. Goverments and Corporations moving to Linux and Star Office means less money for them. They are trying circumvent that. Can you blame them?

    This is an unusual Halloween memorandum in that it's not particularly redolent of evil.

    Was this newsworthy? Microsoft definitely does not have a monopoly on servers. Also they are beginning to lose their grasp of a monopoly on the desktop. They realize this, why doesn't everyone else.

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  28. To the chap who modded this down by gazbo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Do you remember the original Halloween memos? How they exposed dirty tricks and unethical practices? How they really exposed a dark and dirty side of Microsoft straight from the horse's mouth?

    Now look at the last couple of documents. They are totally different beasts of virtually no importance or interest; ESR simply calls them Halloween documents in order that they will garner interest on the back of the original docs. Look at the seventh one - it is the result of a market research project. Why is this grouped under the same umbrella as MS talking about unethical monopolistic practices?

    Eric: When you get some interesting, shocking documents leaked from Microsoft, please feel free to publicise your Halloween documents. If all you get is this boring tripe, feel free to publish it, but just call it "leaked MS email" or something.

    In short, I agree with the parent - get a fucking life ESR.

    1. Re:To the chap who modded this down by Thing+1 · · Score: 2
      In short, I agree with the parent - get a fucking life ESR.
      Oooh, oooh, I wanna be petty too!

      From ESR's annotation:

      From: Orlando Ayala
      Sent: Monday, November 25, 2002 5:22 AM
      To: GMs of Subsidiaries
      Cc: Mich Mathews; Mike Nash; Craig Mundie; Brad Smith (LCA); Pamela Passman (LCA); Vivek Varma; Orlando Ayala's Direct Reports
      Subject: OSS and Goverment

      {Probably LCA = "Law and Corporate Affairs". Passman's bio suggests this interpretation.

      We need to more effectively respond to press reports regarding Governments and other major institutions considering OSS alternatives to [...]

      Perhaps someday we'll learn how to close our curly braces.

      Yeah, so that the colorblind readers he's being so helpful to will know that the entire fucking memo wasn't just the rest of ESR's first annotation.

      Okay, I'm done. Get back to coding.

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  29. Re:First Post, and scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Andrew-Gargon.

    Only you - in your sub-infinitesimal Testicular prowess could possibly have created a clone of the very first post on this here discussion topic.

    Indeed - it was a version of your Muon Tract Induction machinery that brought us all to this very place in space and time.

    You seek now to ultra Invert the Bacon, Cheese and Ham Continuum in the name of all things un-GODLY?

    Yes... Only you. Deno-Inverteron.
    Only You...

  30. Looks like a fairly routine memo to me . . . by fetta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't really see anything that sinister here. It looks like a typical memo defining a procedure for responding with "one voice" to a business challenge that Microsoft faces. Frankly, I'd be surprised if they weren't having these kind of discussions.

    Some of the comments seem unecessarily shrill to me. Example:

    Name the key contacts within the gov't
    {Translation: Who can we suborn?}


    Providing a list of people to contact does not imply suborning (from m-w.com "to induce secretly to do an unlawful thing") to me. How is it unlawful to contact a customer who might be going to a competitor and trying to convince them to reconsider?

    Don't get me wrong - I'm excited to see governments looking at Linux and Open Source as an alternative. I just don't think it serves anybody's best interest to take a pretty routine memo and try to turn it into the Pentagon Papers.

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  31. heh by broody · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately with Microsoft's past history it goes more like, first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, than they fight you, than you roll over or are obliterated.

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    1. Re:heh by cbv · · Score: 2
      Unfortunately with Microsoft's past history it goes more like, first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, than they fight you, than you roll over or are obliterated.

      Since this is Microsoft we are talking about, it would go more like:

      • first they ignore you,
      • then they laugh at you
      • then they fight you
      • then they buy you out

      Doesn't apply to OOS very well, though - which probably is scaring the sh*t out of them. How do you "fight" what you cannot buy?

    2. Re:heh by damiam · · Score: 1

      They never bought Netscape. Or Sun. Or Apple. Buying someone is not the only way to fight them, and MS knows that.

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  32. 4+x=8 by pummer · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it make anyone a little suspicious that Microsoft is on their eigth halloween document in 4 years? There's only been 4 halloweens!

    1. Re:4+x=8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure. But, I don't think they are limited to one e-mail per holiday.

    2. Re:4+x=8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, read the FAQ... some of the memos are satire.

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  34. War? by roman_mir · · Score: 2


    Deliver, at minimum, guidance and messaging regarding any new instance within the same business day of your mail being received, including WW communication to prepare all subs


    Is it just me, or does this paragraph sound like something from War Games movie? Subs - submarines. Guidance and messaging. WW - World War.

    Holly shit! Is Microsoft preparing for a real war on everyone that go with OSS? I think I'll be preparing that bunker of mine that I have on the backyard just for such an occasion before they call an airstrike!

  35. Microsoft's attempt to head it off at the pass by boy_afraid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This sound's like Micro$oft's attempt to keep the news of OSS acceptance into the world at bay, and if not then to debunk it's worth in the eyes of the news savy readers. Joe User doesn't give a rat's @ss about this, but one day he will finally see something different of the shelves and the advertisement flyer's of CompUSA and Best Buy that wasn't there before. The readers of /. already know the benefits of OSS and Linux, but Joe User will need to be kicked and dragged to see the light, and it will burn.

    Everyone knows that OSS will be more wide accepted when the user will not have to decrypt configuration files. It might, and I repeat, MIGHT be better to go to an XML based configuration file so they could also be editable through a, dare I say it, GUI? Don't flame me, but most people, including I prefer to use GUIs since it's almost idiot proof so I don't miss-type that comma or underscore. We also know how powerful the command line is when we know what we want. Again, Joe User doesn't want to see a command line. I don't much about cars, but I can drive my truck all day long, refill with gas and continue of my way. That's the way Joe User wants it, and should be. I prefer Linux because it has many many more knobs for me to tweak to my liking.

    Anywho, let me get back to the path about MS trying to subvert the truth about OSS. OSS will be more widely accpetable when Joe Admin User can configure his machines easier with a GUI instead of configuration files and look-n-feel feels more "professional" and maybe more high-tech looking instead of the Fisher Price look-n-feel. Yes, eye candy does go a long way.

    Now... I am ready for your bashing.

    1. Re:Microsoft's attempt to head it off at the pass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Configuring via GUI is the road to go. New users dont want Linux, they want a free (as in beer) Windows. I know I do. But I'm not going to switch untill differences between Linux and Windows administring are so small that knowledge is at least 95% tranferrable. But that's not propably going to happen.

    2. Re:Microsoft's attempt to head it off at the pass by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      What are you babbling about? Non-XML unix configuration files have been accessable through GUI configuration tools since before XML existed. Such tools probably even predate Linux.

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    3. Re:Microsoft's attempt to head it off at the pass by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are correct. We all remember the .INI files on Win 3.1 and 95 until the registry was the prefered way. I like having all my configuration settings in one location, the registry, but it is a bitch to get your settings across your environment to make each setting manually or export and import your registry setting, or the way MS is going, to just copy the configuration file in XML format. I think XML configuration files will make it a lot easier to understand and create GUI configuration tools without having to resort to some string parse like Perl, with all of it's experience and wisdom. (Hey, I know where to pay homage to when it is due!)

    4. Re:Microsoft's attempt to head it off at the pass by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      "...without having ot resort to some string parse like Perl"

      You mean like "having to resort to some sort of XML parse like xmlib"? You're just replacing one set of conventions with another.

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  36. ecome? you just gave away the source! by sker · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the "mistakes" in the memo like "ecome" instead of "Become" and the bullet are just there to help MS identify where the leaks come from. Maybe something on the mail server introduces random errors that they can track.

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    1. Re:ecome? you just gave away the source! by BeeShoo · · Score: 1

      Oh great, and now you've just lead them STRAIGHT TO US!

      Damn... I've got to pack QUICKLY!!!

  37. Nature .vs. numbers by MECC · · Score: 1

    There always the possibility that some at MS realize that the OSS movement is representative of a sea change in the software industry, not a trend shift.
    There's a possibility that some people realize this, too.

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    1. Re:Nature .vs. numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does MECC stand for Mountain Empire Community College? What does 8478 mean?

  38. I don't believe this by dnaumov · · Score: 2

    No company would normally allow EIGHT such memos to be leaked out. There are 2 options: Either these memos are not from Microsoft, which sounds weird, because I bet they would have a press release concerning the "fake memos". This leaves us the 2nd option: They are being leaked on purpose. This all looks like some sort of clever manipulation, but I am not that interested in the subject to start doing deep analysis of all the memos trying to find specific clues.

    Anyone who is more competent than I am can probably do it.

    1. Re:I don't believe this by geekoid · · Score: 2

      or, someone has other motives for leaking.

      you can not gaurantee a memo's secrecy in any orginization with more then 2 people in it.

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    2. Re:I don't believe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably pretty simple. Microsoft is a monopoly and therefore restricted in the sorts of actions they can make. It is thus important for them to argue that they are no longer a monopoly anymore by maintaining that they must act in response to a competitor. What's a better way than to purposefully leak corporate memos, especially when the OSS community eats them up like candy?

    3. Re:I don't believe this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This leaves us the 2nd option: They are being leaked on purpose. This all looks like some sort of clever manipulation

      Microsoft isn't competent enough for option#2

  39. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to mention that their security 'sucks dead maggots through a straw.' Having run out of actual things to call Microsoft upon, it's nice to see the bulwarks of OSS are reduced to such as this.

    Maybe one of these days I'll try out some dead-equine-flagellation myself; it seems to be awful fun. Happens so much around here, I MUST be missing out on something....

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  41. not me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get all my opinions straight from RMS.

    He am teh smart!

  42. This should be modded "scary" by Idou · · Score: 2

    "Linux has no user-level applications to speak of."

    That slashdotters find the above statement "insightful."

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    1. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Archie+Steel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not really. There are a number of MS employee reading this web site every day, with instructions to post pro-MS messages or mod up pro-MS messages. And if I was in their position, I'd do the same thing. This is much more efficient "marketing" than, say, MS ads on Newforge...

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    2. Re:This should be modded "scary" by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Not to speak of. It sounds like he works for M$. There are several applications lacking. It's only a matter of time before Linux will have these. Does anyone know of a good LinuxCAD program? I have to have that and Quickbooks to make the switch at work.

    3. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are a number of MS employee reading this web site every day, with instructions to post pro-MS messages or mod up pro-MS messages

      Any evidence to support those claims? I'm not saying I necessarily disagree with your theory (in fact, this idea has occured to me several times), but don't try to pass off opinion as fact.

    4. Re:This should be modded "scary" by bmetz · · Score: 2

      Dude, do you honestly think MS tells its people to sit around on slashdot all day and argue?

      Come on. I'm sure your friend's friend's sister was TOTALLY sure she heard about that, but I'm not buying it.

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    5. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Idou · · Score: 2

      That thought was in the back of my mind. Glad I am not the only "paranoid" /.er around these days;)

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    6. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Idou · · Score: 2

      Keep you eye on Blender, which was just bought by the Open Source community. If it doesn't meet your expectations now, it will in the near future (I also saw another CAD program at mandrakeclub, but you might have to be a member since I think it is commercial).

      Also, I thought codeweavers were about to release a version of their software that allows Quickbooks to run on Linux.

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    7. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      Why is it so hard to believe? You've got a company with 40 billion $ in cash reserves only. Imagine how big their marketing budget is. Paying a dozen or so people 12$-15$ an hour to read and post on Slashdot is nothing compared to other marketing tools, such as TV or magazine ads. You might not believe it. I did not personally hear about it. But it makes perfect sense from a marketing standpoint. As I said, if I was a MS marketing - you know, those people who used one of their own for their attempt at a "switch" ad - I wouldn't hesitate a second to do it. It'd be a very cost-effective thing to do.

      I'm curious, though: why do you think MS wouldn't do it?

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    8. Re:This should be modded "scary" by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      Blender is more like a 3d animation program I thought. I forgot about the Codeweavers though. That would solve one problem. Linux still needs some more aplications to be ported/written.

      I guess some CAD packages that work with Unix, Solaris, etc. could be made to work although they are higher end. I think there even was an AutoCAD for Unix at one time.

      If Adobe decides to write their stuff for Linux, then that could be the end for MicroSoft. Everyone else would have to follow suit. I wonder how seriously they are taking Linux?

    9. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      Of course I don't have any evidence. I'm not trying to pass opinion as fact. I never claimed to do that. I'm just saying that it wouldn't make much sense not to do it. Perhaps you can trust MS not to be underhanded - I can't. All I can say is that if I was MS, I'd do it. Why not, after all? It's cheap, effective and not in itself illegal.

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    10. Re:This should be modded "scary" by phsolide · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Dude, do you honestly think MS tells its people to sit around on slashdot all day and argue?

      Actually, yes. MSFT has an amazing history of shilling and astroturfing:

      I'm sure there's more, that's just all I can scrounge up in a few minutes. I seem to remember another MSFT-funded think-tank ("Indepence Institute"?) white paper, and there was an interesting "Brill's Content" article on how MSFT tracks reporters and what they write about MSFT. Actually, isn't the above enough? 10 items from 9 different sources about all varieties of shilling and astroturfing in forums from small to nation-wide. Yes, I think it's prudent to believe that MSFT employees watch Slashdot and mod-up pro-MSFT articles, or even submit them.

      I'd go so far as to say that the average person should be suspicious of any pro-MSFT article or viewpoint posted in a public forum. If you, the reader, are pro-MSFT, I'm sorry: if you lie down with pigs, you can't expect to wake up in the morning smelling like roses.

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    11. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually, yes, MSFT has an amazing history of
      > shilling and astroturfing ...

      Jeez, am I glad MSFT left the Fortran field
      in 1997 ...

      [ Perhaps I should try a monopoly :-) ]

      Toon Moene (current GNU Fortran 77 maintainer)

    12. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I am one of those MS employees. I am posting as AC as to not blow my cover. But the fact of the matter is MSFT products are simply better then everything else out there. We have about 200 Slashdot accounts that regularly are given mod points. We usually have at least 25 mod points to work with each day. I'm working with 4 other guys doing the same stuff. We don't focus just on Slashdot, there are many other sites. We also do pro-Microsoft web sites. But I doubt you'll be able to tell that it was our work. We tend to be rather subtle.

    13. Re:This should be modded "scary" by sheldon · · Score: 2

      Are you claiming the Linux community never does anything like this?

      Why worry about the splinter in someone elses eye, when there is a log within your own?

    14. Re:This should be modded "scary" by spruce · · Score: 1

      I'd go so far as to say that the average person should be suspicious of any pro-MSFT article or viewpoint posted in a public forum

      That's crazy. The average person doesn't give a shit about what a lot of people here do. They really don't.

      I'd probably be considered pro-micorsoft, but that's just because I'm a developer and MS is the subject I know. Some things they do as a business I don't like, but it's not really that big of a deal to me. They went to court and got their penalty, unfair as you may think it is, that's the process here.

      I have absolutely no moral problem using MS software, neither do most people.

    15. Re:This should be modded "scary" by IndependentVik · · Score: 2

      If you have any news articles regarding a Linux company paying folks to spread pro-Linux, anti-MS FUD I'd love to see them.

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    16. Re:This should be modded "scary" by IndependentVik · · Score: 2

      They went to court and got their penalty . . .

      What penalty? The DOJ completely rolled over on this one.

      --
      I'd suggest you don't use Slashdot as your only news source, or you will suffer permanent brain damage.
    17. Re:This should be modded "scary" by smagruder · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the shill MVP's in the MS newsgroups...

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    18. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You work for Microsoft, don't you?

    19. Re:This should be modded "scary" by dschl · · Score: 2

      Alexis De Tocqueville Institution. The paper was titled "Opening the Open Source Debate". Alexis would be rolling in his grave to see what use they make of his name.

      Wired article

      Slashdot article, and a followup a week later.

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    20. Re:This should be modded "scary" by FiringSquid · · Score: 1

      If you have any news articles regarding a Linux company paying folks to spread pro-Linux, anti-MS FUD I'd love to see them.

      Heh. It's common knowledge that VA Linux handsomely compensated ESR himself.

    21. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I didn't know. Must not be common knowledge. Link to an article?

    22. Re:This should be modded "scary" by D-Fens · · Score: 1

      Well, he wasn't cut a check with "Linux Evangalism" in the Memo line. He was a shareholder from what I understand and when the VA Linux IPO blossomed, he was a millionaire overnight. Or something like that.

    23. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      Actually, the "community" is not a corporation, and the pro-Linux enthusiasts do not need to be paid to cheer for their OS of choice. So, no, it's not the same. You can't make such an analogy because there is no equivalent to Microsoft on the Linux side. Therefore, you missed the point completely.

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    24. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Not to mention the shill MVP's in the MS newsgroups...

      Oh, jeez, give me a break. I'M an MVP, and I post regularly in the microsoft.public.* newsgroups.
      Does that make me a shill, an astroturfer, a paid stooge? Does it hell. I like using Microsoft products, and I enjoy helping out other people who might be having technical problems. I personally find Windows far easier to use than any GNU/Linux distribution I've ever tried - and believe me, I've tried and used quite a few, from RedHat 5 right through to Mandrake 8. I'm no point-and-drool novice when it comes to computers in general either, having worked with them since 1982.
      On the other hand, no, I don't like some of Microsoft's business practices. Some are malevolent, some are just plain stupid, and some are a combination of the two - for example, I think they're cracking down on casual copying at exactly the wrong time, just when they NEED all the grassroots goodwill they can get. I don't like the way that XP seems to be aimed at the average sereotype AOLer, with its pre-school GUI and patronizing interface assumptions. I don't like their strongarm attempts to foist MS Media Player on everybody as the One True Playback Solution (with friendly DRM which everyone must grow to love). Above all, I am no unthinking Microsoft fanboy, and I deeply resent the implication.

      Please, get it into your head that a lot of people use and endorse Microsoft products because they LIKE them. Sure, there's some astroturfing out there, but when faced with a co-ordinated campaign of negative coverage from their enemies, can they really be blamed? You think Apple, Sun and their ilk aren't stirring things up against MS in the background and rubbing their metaphorical hands with glee? Is the common Slashdot position, of "if you don't like OSS and you persist in liking MS you must be crazy / corrupt / singled out for scorn" really so superior?

      Look, I don't dislike Linux or OSS in general. It's just that right now, with the current state of all software offerings available, MS products suit my needs the best. Always, I try to keep an open mind, which I must say is more than many on this site seem to do.

    25. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Spy4MS · · Score: 2

      Maybe I should ask for a raise.

    26. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Actually you did try to pass opinion as fact, you never stated it was your opinion. You said:

      "There are a number of MS employee reading this web site every day, with instructions to post pro-MS messages or mod up pro-MS messages."

      That is a statement of fact, not opinion.

      I wouldn't doubt that you're right and there are MS employees who post here, wether they're actually assigned to do so is questionable though.

    27. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      Okay, so I forgot to put "IMFHO" in front of my sentence. So prove that I'm wrong, and I'll give you a special prize... :-)

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    28. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      Um, dude, do you live under a rock?

      Do a Google search on "Microsoft astroturf" -- here, allow me: 1600+ hits.

      There are plenty of documented instances where MS has paid people to post on NG's, Web forums, etc. Not to mention writing fake letters to the editors of newspapers. The list goes on, but you can check the search results yourself.

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    29. Re:This should be modded "scary" by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      Any evidence to support those claims?
      Other than Microsoft has been caught out a few times, there is evidence in the posts themselves. The pro-MS posts have a tendency to be devoid of any "hard" information content. The posts that are actually informative about Microsoft products tend to show something of an anti-Microsoft bias.

    30. Re:This should be modded "scary" by amitupadhyay7 · · Score: 1

      All I can say is that if I was MS, I'd
      do it. Why not, after all? It's cheap,
      effective and not in itself illegal.

      I thought the same too, just that its a bit operationally "risky". Given the way MS does its work ( no idea about how these things happen in corporations in general, just picking ideas from "halloween's" ) they will prepare a memo on it, and for this to be effective, it wont be just circulated to the top brass, rather will be given away to almost everyone, esp the lower order. Sooner or later it will be leaked out, bringing a lot of undue reputation with little returns.

    31. Re:This should be modded "scary" by amitupadhyay7 · · Score: 1

      "Does anyone know of a good LinuxCAD program?"

      I have seen set of 20 CDs containing ProE for linux. I would be really surprised to see some CAD/CAM/CAE software (ADAMS, ANSYS, IDEAS, Solidworks etc) not having cross platform support. I am doing a project with some company in India which provide mechanical CAD/CAE solution to Solidworks, ProE and Catia, and trust me they have developed custom UI and other toolkits which are truely platform independent.

      Its only Office applications, due to vested interests of MS, that are not ported.

      As a mechanical engineer, I have all I need on linux.

  43. No need to panic. by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

    After all, it would only be War version 1.0. :-D

    Though it would be funny seeing a bunch of subs spelling out '0wn3d' after they opened the Word document containing their battle orders.

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    --- I wish I could hear the soundtrack to my life. That way I'd know when to duck.
  44. God No! by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    Don't give them that Idea. That would destroy linux if M$ launches Office for Linux 20003.

    1. Re:God No! by OneEyedApe · · Score: 1

      I think most people here will be long dead by the year 20003.

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      Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all....
      --Thomas J. Kopp
  45. +5 Absolutely hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very nicely done sir.

  46. Read the FAQ... by Bad+Dude · · Score: 2, Informative

    Questions about annotation and authenticity are covered in the faq here.

    Don't know how valid the answers are, but there's something to look at...

    1. Re:Read the FAQ... by Cranst0n · · Score: 1

      The only problem with the FAQ is that its written only by the commentator (ESR). A second source getting this stuff or able to determine authenticity would be better.

      Its like someone saying they traveled through time, without some way of proving it either by witness or having some sort of artifact along witht he machine they traveled in for someone else to try it.

      --
      Just realise the reality of the situation..... There is no reality.
    2. Re:Read the FAQ... by damiam · · Score: 1

      Well, there is the link to Microsoft's confirmation of the authenticity of the memos.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
  47. In Other News... by zentec · · Score: 5, Funny


    Eric S. Raymond was arrested today by the FBI for being in posession of confidential documents from Microsoft corporation. Microsoft has charged that posession is tantimount to industrial espionage and violates the DMCA.

    "I find the whole matter deeply disturbing and troubling that this confidential document ended up in the hands of this individual. Obviously, intellectual and ownership rights have no meaning to the 'Linux' crowd and it just goes to show you their true mettle", said Microsoft spokesperson Nyles Forebush in an exclusive interview to Slashdot's Cowboy Neil.

    Mr. Raymond is being held without bail at the federal penetentiary in Milan, Michigan.

  48. M$ doesn't "compete" by The_Mutato · · Score: 2, Insightful

    GOOD LORD a company is exploring how to compete with other products??
    M$ doesn't compete with other products, it eliminates them. When it can't eliminate the competition (in the case of linux), it FUDs or sues them to death. I strictly believe to compete with a product is to make a better product. That's just my $0.02

    1. Re:M$ doesn't "compete" by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      FUDs or sues them to death.

      Name one company that Microsoft ever "sued to death". Microsoft has NEVER used the lawsuit as a weapon.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    2. Re:M$ doesn't "compete" by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      Well, it DID try to use an injunction against Lindows...that's not quite the same as a lawsuit, but I'd be careful about using the word NEVER, here.

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    3. Re:M$ doesn't "compete" by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Well, it DID try to use an injunction against Lindows...that's not quite the same as a lawsuit, but I'd be careful about using the word NEVER, here.

      Against the name Lindows. You might or might not agree with Microsoft's position, but it's a legitimate position. You'll note that they didn't sue against the product, just the name.

      Meanwhile, a slew of other Windows workalike products (Samba, WINE, etc) continue to rock on.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    4. Re:M$ doesn't "compete" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stacker. Of course that was after MS lifted their disk compression programs wholesale to include with DOS. They kept Stacker's suit in stasis until Stacker was out of cash, then settled for a pittance, and bought them out.

    5. Re:M$ doesn't "compete" by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 3, Funny
      Microsoft has NEVER used the lawsuit as a weapon.

      If I was above the law, I wouldn't use wee puny weapons like lawsuits either.

    6. Re:M$ doesn't "compete" by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Not a "fatality" weapon, but an intermediate one, maybe.

      With only a menace of lawsuit Microsoft has gained a lot in expenses of other companies (I know a lot of companies that had to be ms-only because microsoft's agents found an unregistered minesweeper in one desktop (maybe not exactly like that, but you get the idea).

      In the other way, Microsoft do whatever it likes because almost nobody can stand a very long lawsuit against them

  49. Eric needs to tone down the message a bit... by coupland · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't see how his inline comments add anything to the memo that we wouldn't have gotten from it if he hasn't simply quoted it sans-editorial. In fact, his comments look less like clarification and commentary than simple whining. He should read "Eric Raymond's tips for effective open source advocacy" some time. ;-)

    I also am surprised that he acts almost insulted by the memo. What did he expect, Microsoft would support OSS? The phrase "free software" gets the same reaction from Microsoft as the phrase "free cars" would get from Ford. Don't fault the rattlesnake for biting.

    1. Re:Eric needs to tone down the message a bit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As others have pointed out, he cannot quote it verbatim for fear of a copyright infringement suit.

    2. Re:Eric needs to tone down the message a bit... by matthewn · · Score: 2
      I completely agree. The interjections (many of them snide) do not serve to underscore ESR's point, but instead make him come across as an insecure nerd who's got to beat you over the head with his point time and time again lest you forget it.

      A well-written, separate response would have been far more effective. Besides, post their words without the "translations" and they'll hang themselves with their own rope quite effectively.

  50. Interesting by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Interesting, somewhat entertaining, but hardly objective or insightful. Eric S. Raymond could follow their organizational lead rather than pander. In many cases I have seen, the better idea loses out because the presenter lacks communication skills.

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  51. Unedited Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    From: Orlando Ayala
    Sent: Monday, November 25, 2002 5:22 AM
    To: GMs of Subsidiaries
    Cc: Mich Mathews; Mike Nash; Craig Mundie; Brad Smith (LCA); Pamela Passman (LCA); Vivek

    Varma; Orlando Ayala's Direct Reports
    Subject: OSS and Goverment

    We need to more effectively respond to press reports regarding Governments and other major

    institutions considering OSS alternatives to our products. We must be prepared to respond to

    announcements, such as this one by the Japan Government (or prior announcements in Peru,

    Germany etc) quickly and with facts to counter the perception that large institutions are

    deploying OSS or Linux, when they are only considering or just piloting the technology.

    Announcements by governments are reported quickly around the world and require more

    coordination. In several instances, our ability to communicate effectively has been hindered

    by a lack of integration across groups in Redmond and the subsidiaries.

    What to Escalate: Any instance of government organizations and significant corporate

    customers who are planning to study, support or deploy OSS including Linux and Star Office

    that is likely to generate media attention (as differentiated from the COMPHOT alias). Any

    media coverage detailing the real or expected announcement of a government organization of

    corporate customer to study, support or deploy OSS.

    How to Escalate: Send an email immediately (same day) to the OSSI alias. This group includes

    members from the Security Business Unit, Server Marketing, LCA and Corporate PR who can

    quickly pull in additional stakeholders, influence business decisions, create and

    communicate PR guidance. Your mail should include the following information:

    # Designate the subsidiary owner (s) and their 24 hour contact information
    # Explain the overall validity of claim, what is being reported, what is true/false
    # Explain how and where the organization fits within govt structure (is it a

    small/medium/large department, how much influence does it have on other IT decisions, are

    their political influences at play, is there a commitment to deploy, what are the specific

    details of the announcement, what are the next steps)
    # Explain likely influences, bottom line reasoning on why this is happening (i.e. security,

    cost, politics)
    # Explain Microsoft's presence in the account
    # Name the key contacts within the gov't
    # Name available third parties/potential defenders
    # Provide detail on the writer and their media who are writing the story, i.e. are they

    technical, political, sensational

    The Commitment From Corporate:

    # Deliver, at minimum, guidance and messaging regarding any new instance within the same

    business day of your mail being received, including WW communication to prepare all subs
    # Follow up with additional guidance, messaging and content within a second business day,

    including customer and government communication tools
    # ecome much better in giving messaging and content proactively on OSS and Linux related

    issues.
    # Todd and MarkM to coordinate with SueB on Mike Nash participation in Linux business press

    tour

    Orlando

  52. internalmemos.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But how does www.internalmemos.com get away with it then? Does Pud have some kind of voodoo that keeps the lawyers away?

  53. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

    It isn't a particulary exciting memo and doesn't say much - ESR says so himself. So perhaps he just can't be bothered writing insightful comments all the way through (after all there is only so much you can say). He has to write something (see comments from the start, or read his faq) and so just writes light banter. He didn't say anything false, or anything with too strong a bias, just made some poor jokes - it's what I probably would have done.

  54. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by pyrrho · · Score: 1

    I am so confused I don't know what to do.

    (1) I agree with your implicit point about ESR... he sucks live maggots through a hose, surely, to offer immature comments as "analysis".

    (2) I don't think the equine is dead yet, the equine is Microsoft, right, and they are hardly breaking a sweat, and if they are, it's from their own girth and not from "the beating" that they have yet to recieve.

    (3) tangozone.com is down.

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    -pyrrho

  55. of course they can justify it to the share holders by kapital · · Score: 3, Insightful

    from a pure valuation standpoint, the returns that MS share holders recieve come from the monopoly tag team in both upstream and downstream markets (the OS and the application). to weaken that link would dramatically change the dynamics of the free cash flow forcasts going forward.

    that is to say nothing of the signalling effect that it would have in the market. begining to sell office for linux be taken as a very pessimistic signal about MS management's view of their relative strenth.

    the stock would take a beating and the lawsuits would fly. at this point i'm pretty sure it would do nothing if not make a train wreck of the equity value.

  56. Use a style sheet, noob by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1, Informative

    ESR marked all his comments with div.c1.comment. If you don't want to see them, just change the color to transparent. Get a clue.

    1. Re:Use a style sheet, noob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you serious? We're supposed to be using ESR filtrating stylesheets to filter out his tripe on webpages? Give me a break.

      You're a fucking tard that needs a good head kicking.

    2. Re:Use a style sheet, noob by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      Awww, poor little A.C. doesn't know how to write a one line stylesheet. RTFM.

    3. Re:Use a style sheet, noob by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      > ...just change the color to transparent.

      Better yet, just add display:none; so it won't bork the formatting.

      --
      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
    4. Re:Use a style sheet, noob by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2
      Well, then, create a new bookmark with the following URL:
      javascript:function filter(){var el=document.getElementsByTagName("SPAN"); for(var i=0;i<el.length;i++){if(el[i].className=="comment" )el[i].style.display="none";};} void(filter());
      Or just copy from the above, plunk into your browser window, and hit "Enter".

      You can use this to kill the display of all ESR comments on any of the Halloween pages.

      (WTF do you think CSS is for anyway? It's to enable users to do stuff just like this.)
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      Il n'y a pas de Planet B.
  57. Neither MS nor ESR are important anymore by bgfay · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    This memo and ESR's idiot commentary have convinced me once and for all that, when it comes to GNU, Linux, and Open Source, neither MS nor ESR matter anymore if they ever did.

    MS makes their software and lost of people use it. If they make Office for Linux, lots of people will use that until OpenOffice shows itself to be much better. Meanwhile, those who run Linux will continue to run Linux and (like me) will switch their parents, friends, and children over to Linux so that we don't have to do tech support for family Windows machines.

    ESR will continue to rant and rave like a frothing maniac until people stop listening. Reminds me of software that falls out of use because it is a remnant of the past and hasn't kept pace with how things are today. ESR will be replaced by someone else who won't sound like a high school freshman.

    Until then, I'll just keep learning Linux.

    --
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  58. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    Ah, but therein lies the rub; he DOESN'T need to 'write something;' he can comment where comments are called for, and leave the rest to be. Hell, he could admit that they're not being dirty and deceptive anymore, they're just being good little capatailists and reacting to threats, the way, well gosh, the OSS community does, too.

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  59. Who cares about your wife? by Pac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Her boss will find it much better that she can't use company time to play "Hoyle Card Games", organise her pictures and manage her finances.

    On the other hand, not having to pay for the next Windows and the next Office on your wife's workstation may really call her boss attention.

    Nobody is talking about personal machines. Those will follow in some years, with the growing demand by corporate users to have exactly the same tools at home.

  60. the memo conspiracy... by thrillbert · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, it is true, Microsoft actually did write these memos.

    They were written by a group of individuals in the DTPOSF department (Distract Those Pesky Open Source Flunkies) and leaked to Slashdot for the purpose of slowing down progress.

    By getting all of us to stop what we're doing, comment on how stupid they are and how much they phear us, they have accomplished exactly what they were organized to do - distract us.

    So quit your gawking and get back to coding, we have an empire to destroy...

    ---
    Dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Windows(tm).

    1. Re:the memo conspiracy... by altaic · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out that blindly coding is *not* the answer. To use the battle analogy again: Good soldiers do not necessarily make cunning tactitians.

      Gates is a tactitian. Linus is somewhat one himself, with his dabbling in hardware at transmeta. The OSS model puts the position of being cunning on all of us. We must *all* decide which direction to go, else we are a mindless mob.

  61. The author also doesn't believe in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is really beginning to notice.

    It seems that the author also doesn't believe in these reports.

  62. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    2: Nah, I refer to Microsoft bashing.

    3: I know, it's a real drag. I just got finished updating/altering my sig and what not.

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  63. Re:2003 Prediction by MamasGun · · Score: 1

    You know what, AC? If something like that did happen, it would be unfortunate and would hurt on an emotional level, but as far as real effects go, it wouldn't mean jack. Open Source is bigger than Linus Torvalds, it's bigger than Alan Cox, it's bigger than Jordan Hubbard, it's bigger than any "superstar" you'd care to name.

    This is the beauty of Open Source. It's not the proprietary creation of any one person or company. If Linus had a heart attack (Goddess forbid!) or whatever, there will be others stepping up to the plate to keep it going. And the source code isn't a big, deep, dark secret in someone's vault. No, it's available EVERYWHERE. A project need not die when the "key man" dies or becomes incapacitated.

    Some genius in St. Petersburg or New Delhi or Beijing or Chiang Mai or Edinburgh or Toronto or West Bumblefsck Tennessee could be out there and take over tomorrow morning if his/her skillz are 'leet enough. The next F/OSS coder superstar could be your next door neighbor and you might not even know it.

    This is why MS is running so scared now. Actually it's more like the Federation facing down The Borg rather than the other way around. The Enterprise can destroy a single Borg colony ship, but there are others out there. Kill the Borg Queen? Her successor could come from any given Borg incubator, and you wouldn't know where it was to strangle that baby in its crib. You cannot fully eradicate termites and fire ants from an ecosystem they have colonized.

    WE ARE EVERYWHERE! Resistance is futile!

    MamasBorg

    --
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    -- Jack Valenti
  64. Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or do we all miss the "Surprized by Cock" trolls of a year or more ago? Of course at the time it was a spoof of "Surprized by Wealth", ESR's rambling and egotistical rant about money that fell on his head, but of course since then VA Linux stock went in the shitter and he's now just "Surprized by Once-Was Wealth".

  65. All present and future applications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...even ones that are running on today's Windows have no guarantee that they will run on tomorrow's Windows either. Hell, even MS's own apps already have a thoroghly established track record of not cooperating between versions, so that whole argument is nonsense.

  66. PDQ by geekoid · · Score: 2

    perhaps I'm mistaken, but isn't P.D.Q. Bach just different people doing slightly modified Bach, all under the label of 'P.D.Q. Bach '?

    I am probably wrong, because I have only heard people talking about it, and heven't listen, but that sure was the impression they gave me.

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    1. Re:PDQ by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      All PDQ Bach is written by Peter Shickele.

      He presents it as if he has researched the life of this one son of J.S. Bach. The entire thing is satirical. You can tell by looking at the years given for his lifespan -- his date of death is always listed before his birth date.

      My point was that Peter Shickele keeps "uncovering" new works by PDQ Bach and performs them, yet there is no proof PDQ Bach ever existed.

      And, as a side note, the pieces are quite funny.

    2. Re:PDQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open ... sesame ... seeds ... and see what you can see.

  67. Stop the Leakage... by Flamesplash · · Score: 2

    This makes me wonder how a company and pin point the leakage.

    If the number of recipients of a message of this type is not too large, the sender could always have say a trusted secretary reword slightly some of the sentences so that each recipient receives a different memo with the same content. Then when the leak gets out, you just match it up to the person.

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    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
    1. Re:Stop the Leakage... by t · · Score: 1
      There is actually a stegnography program to hide information within a text message. I wouldn't be suprised if the mispelled "Become" and other errors pinpoint a soon to be ex-employee.

      Also, I don't see why everyone is so suprised that memos are/could be getting leaked. Would it suprise anyone to find out that some employee with access would leak stuff for as little as e.g. 20 bucks a memo?

    2. Re:Stop the Leakage... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2

      Some OSS tools will do things like that for you (as with bounce message handling in EZMLM). However, I have my doubts that most corporate droids think like that.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
  68. Citrix? Complex? by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

    Maybe a little... The newest versions are a hell of a lot easier to maintain. (Opinion here)

    Especially since users can access the apps through Mozilla/netscape. Makes deployment pretty easy.

    I was running SAP (GUI interface) off it in like 5 minutes.

    One problem with Citrix though is that you need terminal server licenses from MS. So that can cut into the money savings.

    Sean D.

    --
    "Hmm. I am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers!"
  69. If I was Microsoft . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 2

    I'd ensure a lot of false memos came out to confuse people. Memos that'd say exactly what people expected.

    Then I'd plan my REAL strategy . . .

    Just a thought ;)

    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
  70. Microsoft Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life's hard being a pimp, so maybe a wardrobe change is in order for Microsoft.

    Gentoo rules!

    - IP

  71. Mickysoft and Scienos? by kobotronic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Funny, how internal microsoft strategy letters, with their abbreviations and paramilitary jargon and posturing, resemble internal Scientology memos.

    http://www.xenu.net/

    1. Re:Mickysoft and Scienos? by RatBastard · · Score: 2

      My, aren't we all SUPAR COOL MENZ calling MicroSoft "Mickysoft"? You are my hero! Can I be just like you?

      Do you know why Microsoft memos look like COS memos? Because L. Ron Hubbard wrote using standard business memo structure he leraned in the US NAvy. Al business memos look and talk like that. It's the nature of The Business Memo(TM).

      --
      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  72. mod parent up!! (+5, Karma Whore) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  73. MS is really stupid by Francis+Avila · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If MS wants to "win" this "war", all they have to do is port their apps to Linux. MS Office, Exchange, Outlook, .NET, etc.

    If they do that, they win. People like their apps, or at the very least they're used to them. If they port, one of two things will happen:

    1. Everyone will migrate to Linux, but run MS apps (unlikely, but MS just becomes an app farm instead of an OS farm. Big change, but MS gets to live on.)

    2. People say, "Hey, I can run MS apps on Linux, and it's cheaper! But wait, they're probably more tightly integrated into their own OS. And they have better support. Hmm, it's probably worth it just to buy the whole package. Less work, too."

    I mean, MS still will always have the Joe Schmowe desktop users as long as they control OEMs and maintain their humongous inertia. (Remember, inertia is what keeps alive the x86 monster.) So their worry is for big institutions defecting. If the institution has a very high priority on saving money (e.g., a government), they're going to go to Linux or similar anyway, so MS should just try to keep what slice of the pie it can by porting its popular apps, and actually making some use of its inertia. But if the institution wants a whole pre-packaged, integrated license deal, they're going to go MS all the way because no one else comes close to the app/OS integration they do. (This is similar to what Sun does, selling their hardware and Solaris all at once. And they don't have MS Office!) Heck, MS apps and OS are so integrated, even MS can't pick them apart! They don't know their dll/exe dependencies any better than we do!

    Further, MS will get good publicity because they can no longer be so easily derided as anti-competitive. Who cares if the source isn't open? The media and Joe User can't pick up on subtleties like that, and when OSS zealots start crying foul, Joe User will just think they have a stick up their ass, ruining their public image. Joe User doesn't care about source. Joe User will never read a line of source or compile a single app in his life. Joe User gets his software in a BOX. At COMPUSA!

    If MS ports its apps to Linux, MS wins, plain and simple. If they just get over this "Not Invented Here" stupidity, they are unstoppable. If they don't, they'll die the death of a thousand pinpricks.

    (Hey, I just thought of something! Maybe MS should roll their own Linux distro, too!)

  74. Linux has more users than Apple OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since linux is free there is no count of registered users.

    I think there is atleast 4 times more linux users than apple.

    I have my inlaws and wife running on linux and they are not registered.

  75. OSS vs M$ by Drasil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

    This Ghandi quote seems like a prudent way to start the article. many self confessed geeks see the OSS cause as a revolution of comparable importance with revolutions of a more conventional political nature. Micro$oft can be seen as the established power structure which has grown greedy and corrupt, and OSS is the 'will of the people', wishing to wrestle it'self free from tyrany.

    It is easy to get caught up in the spirit of jihad, but if the 'war' against Micro$oft's monopoly is to succeed then such an endulgance is counter-productive. M$ is just another corporation going about it's business. I expect that many of it's employees truly believe that they are making the world a better place. The fact that many people disagree with M$ can be countered with the standard corporate arguments: 'we generate wealth for all', 'we drive innovation', and 'you are all un-American commies and terrorists'.

    It appears to me that the struggle between OSS and proprietary software is just one of the front lines in the struggle between corporate consumerism and everything else. When an entity as large and powerful as M$ begins to take the threat seriously one can expect things to heat up. Already we see M$ and others bending the machinery of states to their will, such things are done in the name of freedom, security and prosperity. It is tempting to ask: whose freedom, security and prosperity?

    I guess this is turning in to a bit of a rant, so I'll wind it up now. As the article states we have moved into the 3rd stage (see above quote) of the struggle. Don't be tempted into thinking that OSS is therefore halfway to winning. I think we can expect future Skylarovs to be imprisoned, more DMCAs and some laughably draconian laws enacted in the name of freedom on the behalf of the corporate opressors. This is as much a struggle of ideologies as of competing technologies or development models, and one the general public is totally unaware of. I think OSS will win the day, but it will take decades and participants on both sides will suffer.

    Disclaimer: I am not a communist, terrorist or anti-capitalist. Any opinions expressed here are just that: opinions. If you don't like it then reply or mod me down

    1. Re:OSS vs M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:OSS vs M$ by Dthoma · · Score: 2
      This Ghandi quote seems like a prudent way to start the article. many self confessed geeks see the OSS cause as a revolution of comparable importance with revolutions of a more conventional political nature. Microsoft can be seen as the established power structure which has grown greedy and corrupt, and OSS is the 'will of the people', wishing to wrestle itself free from tyrany.

      That is quite like how I see the current situation, though I don't think that OSS is the will of the people. At the moment, the will of the people is Microsoft products. I believe that if OSS developers just carry on working, keep alert, and stay receptive to the needs of users and developers alike, Linux and its accompanying applications will win out over Microsoft.
      It is easy to get caught up in the spirit of jihad, but if the 'war' against Micro$oft's monopoly is to succeed then such an endulgance is counter-productive.

      As long as the 'jihad' spirit doesn't distract Linux developers, I can't really see what's wrong with it.
      M$ is just another corporation going about its business.

      I would argue that Microsoft is not "just another corporation going about its business" due to Microsoft's sheer wealth and power. Microsoft has the ability to buy out or atomise just about any organisation or competitor they feel the need to destroy. Most corporations or organisations don't have that advantage from sheer size, though a few others do, such as WalMart and (to a slightly lesser degree, perhaps) EMI.
      I expect that many of it's employees truly believe that they are making the world a better place. The fact that many people disagree with M$ can be countered with the standard corporate arguments: 'we generate wealth for all', 'we drive innovation', and 'you are all un-American commies and terrorists'.

      I doubt that MS' employess genuinely think that they are helping to make the world a better place; I think they probably just see it as a job, like most people. Then again, I don't know anyone who works at Microsoft, so maybe I'm completely way out in my guess.
      I also doubt that the FUD which Microsoft is keen to spout (and ESR, one has to admit) is going to continue working for much longer. When server administrators and companies see just why Linux is getting better than Microsoft products, then they will switch. If you notice that Linux has a 99.9% uptime rate where as Windows only has a 95% uptime rate, and Linux costs perhaps a tenth of Windows, then no matter how much Bill Gates and Co. start extolling the virtues of Windows, you'll probably go for Linux.
      It appears to me that the struggle between OSS and proprietary software is just one of the front lines in the struggle between corporate consumerism and everything else.

      Ding! Got it in one.
      When an entity as large and powerful as M$ begins to take the threat seriously one can expect things to heat up. Already we see M$ and others bending the machinery of states to their will, such things are done in the name of freedom, security and prosperity. It is tempting to ask: whose freedom, security and prosperity?

      The politicians'. ;-)
      I guess this is turning in to a bit of a rant, so I'll wind it up now. As the article states we have moved into the 3rd stage (see above quote) of the struggle.

      Indeed.
      Don't be tempted into thinking that OSS is therefore halfway to winning. I think we can expect future Skylarovs to be imprisoned, more DMCAs and some laughably draconian laws enacted in the name of freedom on the behalf of the corporate opressors. This is as much a struggle of ideologies as of competing technologies or development models, and one the general public is totally unaware of.

      I don't think OSS is halfway to winning. This is for the simple reason that the corporate sector (which is where I'd assume the mass sales are; after all, they buy in bulk) hasn't yet embraced Linux nearly as well as its embraced Windows. We're going to have to do a lot to improve the UI and smooth running of Linux, and to increase compatibility with Windows software.
      I think OSS will win the day, but it will take decades and participants on both sides will suffer.

      I too think that OSS will win the day, but I don't think it will take decades. Linux has come from a nonentity to a virus-like threat to the Microsoft paradigm in the space of just one decade. In another decade Linux could quite easily have taken over the server market and a lot of the corporate market. It'd probably be making good inroads into the realm of the home user as well.
      Disclaimer: I am not a communist, terrorist or anti-capitalist. Any opinions expressed here are just that: opinions. If you don't like it then reply or mod me down.

      Your ideas are fascinating and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
      --

      Note to M1-ers: a curt but otherwise insightful message is not "Flamebait" or "Troll".

    3. Re:OSS vs M$ by Drasil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As long as the 'jihad' spirit doesn't distract Linux developers, I can't really see what's wrong with it.

      I see the 'jihad' spirit as a double edged sword. On one hand it is a strong motivating factor and promotes unity throught the community. On the other it opens the OSS movement up to accusations of extremism and can make it difficult to be objective. I see a danger that the OSS movement becomes overwhelmed with anti-M$ sentiment, and any movement that is purely reactionary is destined to collapse shortly after the thing it is reacting against.

      I would argue that Microsoft is not "just another corporation going about its business" due to Microsoft's sheer wealth and power. Microsoft has the ability to buy out or atomise just about any organisation or competitor they feel the need to destroy.

      Agreed, perhaps I over-compensated for my own jihad-induced reactionism :)

      When server administrators and companies see just why Linux is getting better than Microsoft products, then they will switch.

      I sincerely hope this is the case, and there are some signs that it is. Unfortunatly these decisions are not always made on technical merit alone, superior technology does not always win the day. There used to be a saying in IT: 'no one ever gets fired for choosing IBM'. A similar culture now exists in reference to M$. Coupled with the fact that many of the techies, here in the UK at least, know nothing of (and are scared of) *nix I think we have no room for complaicence.

      We're going to have to do a lot to improve the UI and smooth running of Linux, and to increase compatibility with Windows software.

      Agreed, although I already find the Windows UI almost unusable after 3 years of KDE.

      I too think that OSS will win the day, but I don't think it will take decades. Linux has come from a nonentity to a virus-like threat to the Microsoft paradigm in the space of just one decade. In another decade Linux could quite easily have taken over the server market and a lot of the corporate market. It'd probably be making good inroads into the realm of the home user as well.

      You may well be right, but now that M$ is taking OSS seriously I suspect that things are going to get more difficult. If palladium takes off, if M$ backed anti-copyright legislation causes collateral damage to OSS, if M$ continues to be allowed to aggresivly 'lock-in' its users, then we may find it much more difficult to gain ground. As I say, this is also a battle of ideologies. The ideology of the OSS movement contradicts much of modern corporate consumerism.

      Your ideas are fascinating and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

      Thank you, unfortunatley I spend far too much time coding to produce one. If this changes I'll let you know :)

  76. Reality Master 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This user is a known astroturfer anyway (for those not familiar with the term, an "astroturfer" is a Microsoft-paid agent tasked to go out and visit Web sites and write letters to newspapers to show "spontaneous support" for Microsoft and their products, when, in fact, it is anything but "spontaneous.")

  77. This kind of thing is why they leak. by intermodal · · Score: 2

    I think Microsoft leaks these things so that OSS community members can comment on /. and the like and tell them the real story behind their farcical emails' subjects. For example, his comment that OpenOffice is the real threat, etc.

    --
    In SOVIET RUSSIA... erm...NSA AMERICA, the Internet logs onto YOU!
  78. Impartial by MeanMF · · Score: 2

    That's about as fair and balanced an article as I've ever seen from the open source camp, so thanks for posting...

  79. The problem here is that. . . by kfg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    they've left it too late. Since they did not make Office available for Linux others have moved in and filled the gap already.

    Why on earth would I install MS Office on Linux when I've already replaced it, even on my Windows partition?

    Keep up, or drop out. MS dropped the ball on this one because they thought no one could catch up, let alone put *them* in the catch up position.

    They were wrong.

    KFG

  80. Yeah, they must to be too busy . . . by Idou · · Score: 2

    er, "innovating."

    Dude, have you ever worked for a large company?

    --
    Sdelat' Ameriku velikoy Snova!
  81. Hmm by arestivo · · Score: 1

    # ecome much better in giving messaging and content proactively on OSS and Linux related issues.

    {We'll start by learning how to type the word "become" correctly. We promise.}


    I wonder if this typo wasn't done on purpose. Send a memo to a lot of peoples with a different typo in each one of them and then see which one is leaked. Maybe not but it would be a good way of finding out who is leaking them.
    1. Re:Hmm by felix9x · · Score: 1

      I thought this to but it seems highly unlikely.

      Surely this VP of sales at MS would not put his vaulueble time on tidius bookeeping of who got which typo. Ofcouse a programer could be made to write such a scrip that would do it automaticaly. But then then too many people would involved in the conspiracy and the fact of actualy doing this would be leaked and make MS look very bad.

      But then it is a good strategy if there is suspect and just send one type to that suspect.

  82. Assassinating Linus would not end open source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... you're correct.

    However, it would send a message to other people in the open source community: "You could be next." Microsoft has the financial and political clout to potentially make hundreds of its enemies "go away" with no ill consequences to itself. Would people be willing to risk their lives in the face of such a threat?

  83. "Oh! Oh! Br'er Bear! Don't!"... by tlambert · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Oh! Oh! Br'er Bear! Don't! Don't throw me in that briar patch!"

    Gee, it's convenient for a company facing a court decision on anti-trust grounds, and a decision on whether or not to be independently pursued at a state level, to have this big, scary, Linux monster under their bed. Isn't it?

    -- Terry

  84. Ghandi quote by MisterFancypants · · Score: 2
    The piece opens up with a quote by Ghandi:

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

    Lets not forget that those steps aren't a foregone conclusion. Sometimes they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you and then they stomp you into the ground mericlessly. Example? Netscape.

  85. Are you kidding me? by altaic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is the eighth leaked letter concerning reactions to OSS! If MS is not using these letters to carefully manuever the public, they have all got to be totally stupid. For us to believe that they aren't would make us even more so.

    Here is the introduction:
    -----
    Everybody remember the Gandhi quote?

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

    Gentlemen and ladies, this newest leaked memo from Microsoft confirms that we are advancing through GandhiCon Three. As usual, highlights are in red and comments are in {green, also bracketed for the color-blind}. Also as usual, the memo is otherwise unedited and exactly as I received it, with one exception: in the text version I was sent, the last bullet item was inexplicably positioned after the sender sig "Orlando".


    Some analysis follows the memo.

    -----

    Gandhi's words *are* wise, but the problem it that we (the OSS community) are the ones who are laughing. We're so secure in the fact that OSS can't be touched in the traditional method that we're just sitting back and taking every inch of their retreat as a victory. But it's a tactical retreat! Clearly MS is doing something tricky with palladium, and the gods know what else. I'd be not so quick to dismiss the "inexplicably positioned" bullet item, nor would I say the "then we win" step is so near.

    I don't mean to sound paranoid or anything, but it's bloody foolish to be overconfident.

  86. It's just pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    First, ESR needs a life, and depserately needs to stop trolling for attention like this.

    Second, everyone here needs to distinguish between the server and desktop markets. On the server, Linux is a very serious threat to MS, since Redmond loses a lot of money with each server that converts to Linux. (It's not just the OS license revenue, but that of Back Office and other packages, plus support.)

    On the desktop, Linux has zero chance of being a serious competitor until and unless the OSS coders pull their heads out of their asses and directly address the mainstream market. Talk to a Windows user about converting to Linux, and see how many questions you get about moving data over in a usable form, which apps do and don't run under Linux (and almost 0% of the apps mainstreamers care about run under Linux or have reasonable equivalents). The mainstreamers are surprisingly sophisticated when it comes to figuring out where their real investment is in a computer.

  87. MOD PARENT UP (N/T) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NT

  88. Outsite USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Brazil, near 95% of personal computers are sold by the called "integrators", they assemble the parts.

    So the Windows licence is a sort of an "optional" part. I worked in some of then and I see that is very, very optional, like an joystick, just a little fracion opt for it "legalized", the other 90% have just it "installed" and with Microsoft Office.

    If they are licensed, Win & Office, they will cost near the same as the whole computer.

    I Don't know exactlly how is in others countries, but i think in USA near 100% of computers are from big companies like Dell and HP where Windows is not an "optional", so, the expansion of Linux will be very slowly there.

  89. now, people think... by Valar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    have any of these things really been creditible after the first one? ESR is once again leading everyone around in circles. ESR wants to be king of a new world order, but his problem is that there is no new world order. So he is trying to create a us versus them world, so we will all rally behind him.

  90. Erm, the license agreement is stopping citrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    What's to stop a corporation from running non-linux applications on citrix, thus cutting their workstation licensing and support costs dramatically?


    Easy. Read the Microsoft ELUA it states that the target viewer for any tools like Citrix must be running "Microsoft Windows (tm)" not just any Windows system like X Windows or OSX.

  91. You sparked my interest . . . by Idou · · Score: 2

    Here are some Linux CAD programs:

    http://www.linuxcad.com/

    http://www.qcad.org/index.php3

    http://www.caddepot.com/dcd/CAD_Demos/Linux/CAD_ Pr ograms/

    Here is a link to a list of links:

    http://www.tech-edv.co.at/lunix/CADlinks.html

    Looks like Linux DOES do CAD. But I guess it is up to you to determine if it does it well enough.

    I think Adobe works with Macs, so if the Linux share surpasses Macs, then Adobe will start creating stuff for Linux desktops, as well (at least, logic would dictate . . .).

    Cheers.

    --
    Sdelat' Ameriku velikoy Snova!
    1. Re:You sparked my interest . . . by vinsci · · Score: 2
      There's also Opencascade.com and OpenCascade.org, with which you can build high quality CAD software. For example, the GPL-licensed exoTK CAD application is built using OpenCascade. See the screenshots here. Many other industrial CAD solutions are built using OpenCascade.

      The OpenCascade license, although they call it open source, doesn't seem to be one of the approved Open Source licenses yet, though.

      From the OpenCascade.com website:

      Open CASCADE is an EADS Matra Datavision subsidiary, founded in January 2001. The 100-member team (including 80 developers) works in France. The company's mission is to provide services and support for industrial users, software editors and research workers for their development projects based on Open CASCADE 3D modeling components.
      --

      Trusted Computing FAQ | Free Dawit Isaak!
  92. Why did this post get moderated to Flame Bait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it - this post was moderated to Flame Bait ! It's a simple statement of the truth - ESR suffers from Downs Syndrome. And it shows in everything he does & says.

  93. Re:ZDNet is saying.. terminal_services.doc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read it and weep. You need THREE licenses to run Terminal Services(or RDP).
    W2K Server (per seat)
    W2K CAL
    Terminal Services licenses (per device) NO concurrent usage.
    -
    this officially adds up to a fortune.

  94. heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a good thing that OSS is out there. How else can we teach the rest of the world and bring them up to speed so fast. What's funny is that the very people who are contributing to OSS and the like are speeding themselves out of jobs as more and more companies start outsourcing to India and other countries who are just now starting to get into tech fields.

  95. Teaser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would be integrated and between which points to find the area enclosed by the two curves shown Here?

  96. Stupid losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it great how some windows loser is to stupid to get the fucking joke?

    Isn't it great how some Slashdot A/C losers are too stupid to know the difference between "to" and "too"?

    1. Re:Stupid losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That could've been a typo, jackass. Not getting the joke was just ignorance.

    2. Re:Stupid losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making the ^H "joke" is a sign of a retard.
      As is typing fsck instead of fuck.

    3. Re:Stupid losers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this post!

  97. Mein Gott!! by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 2, Funny

    This Eric Raymond guy isn't very smart! By being very open about what he thinks about Microsoft's strategy, he's giving Microsoft the insight to actually defeat OSS! I call for opposition of full disclosure! Oh wait... this isn't an OS security discussion is it? Sorry folks. Wrong troll. ;P

    Actually, this is a very entertaining read like all the other analysis of the Halloween docs.

  98. Hey, you could have had two for a buck !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, you could have picked up a copy of his book with a $ .34 cent share of VALINUX thrown in for a bookmark, and still not paid more than a buck !! The stock market thinks that any company run with ESR's guidance as a director isn't even a going concern.

  99. Jeez this guy can rant by rusty+spoon · · Score: 1

    {Translation: We can expect a lot more OSS adoption announcements. This deer-caught-in-the-headlights paralysis thing has got to stop!}
    Translation-translation: We should gear up our FUD machine to counter Microsofts taking their business seriously. Perhaps our fanaticism should be wound down a tad.

    {Translation: The peasantry is getting restless. Not only must we be prepared to deploy massive armadas of marketing suits to squelch "real" unrest, we must begin jumping at "expected" shadows.}
    Translation-translation: Microsoft is doing what I'd do if I had a business to protect. I don't have a business to protect so I'll just wind my neck out and rant some more.

    {Translation: we have a high-level damage-control group knit together with an "OSSI" mailing list that everybody in the To line knows enough about that we don't have to give its full name.}
    Translation-translation: I don't know what OSSI is but it scares me into guessing that it's something it's probably not - but even if it is then no-one will take me seriously due to my past ranting.

    {Translation: They could be moving because our software's security sucks dead maggots through a straw, or because our licensing terms are highway robbery and feloniously illegal in some jurisdictions, or because some politician got a nationalistic bug up his ass. Better pray it's the last, because if it's either of the first two we are completely screwed.}
    Translation-translation: If I hit them with security them something has to stick. This is despite the fact that if Linux security issues scaled up to 95% of installed desktops then Linux would have 10 times as many security flaws as Windows XP. Note to self; Better not mention that.

    {Translation: Who can we suborn?}
    Translation-translation: Who did I suborn into getting me this confidential memo. Are internal memos open source?

    {Translation: Who are our paid shills and astroturfers this week?}
    Translation-translation: Of course Microsoft has paid shills - open source shills go unpaid at least until they write a book about open source and then they get to keep their money. Note to self; Hide money.

    {Translation: Find out if we can shoot the messenger, dammit!}
    Translation-translation: Microsoft do proper research. I have no need for this when I can sensationalise and rant...if only someone were listening.

    {WW probably equals "World Wide" here. "subs" = "subsidiaries"}
    Translation-translation: Sky is blue, grass is green...oh yes they are - ask any 3yr old.

    {Translation: we don't expect the stuff we gave you on the first business day to have actually helped.}
    Translation-translation: We don't expect you to have been able to absorb our first encounter so we'll follow up. This is standard business practice...but not having a business ESR wouldn't know this. If you ever get a call from ESR the next day after a meeting he obviously has not given you anything useful on the first day *and* be sure to fcuking telling him so!

    {We'll start by learning how to type the word "become" correctly. We promise.}
    Translation-translation: Arrgh, now ESR thinks he's in usenet flaming someone for using correct grammar. Please, this guy needs some damage control.

    {Translation: We don't think enough of our big customers know that we consider Linux a major competitive threat, so we're going to send Mike Nash on a press tour to introduce it to them.}
    Translation-translation: I couldn't think of anything witty or snide to say so I invented something I took from an open source attack on a grapefruit. I had to hack the grapefruit using spoon 0.09b - it's the latest version, buggy as hell and it will never make it to 0.1 but it represents what an entire army of developers and testers can achieve.

    I have nothing against linux or OSS. In fact I marvel at some of the wonderful technical feats achieved by the OSS community as a whole BUT this guy needs gagging. He is ONLY damaging. His article reads like a usenet post by a 12yr old "hacker" pissed off at someone for pinging his home PC.

    Rein him in or cut him loose.

    1. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      What is this obsession that some people have with supporting business to an extreme degree? I admit, that I have ranted about evil big business before, but I am not 100% opposed to the idea of seeling products, working for decent pay, etc... The problem is that Microsoft already has a lot of money and their fingers in a lot of pies. To those who measure their success by wealth, Microsoft is indeed very successful. So, WHY should they need to keep trying to get more... and more... and MORE? What is the end goal OTHER than a monopoly?

      OK... let's say that the uper-capitalists here on Slashdot win "the game" and Microsoft becomes the ONLY company that you can buy and operating system, applications and internet service from. What then? What has it gained anyone other than Bill Gates and the stockholders? Absolutely nothing!

      Ahhh... But, what has been lost? How about, alternatives? Choice? Real competition? This is why the capitalist game is such a farce and it is also why OSS and Free software exist; To provide a balance to the one-sided notion that Microsoft or some other corporation should own everything.

      Personally, money is a lot like toilets. Good to have when you need it. Otherwise it's a nuisance and really is not a true indicator of personal success. To really be successful at life, you have to be able to see WAYYY beyond your wallet. I think it's a development issue. Kind of how some people get stuck in the oral and anal stages of development. It think some people get stuck with some kind of insecurity that puts a little voice in their head that says, "More! MORE!!! MUAST HAVE MORE IF I AM GOING TO BE A WINNER!!!!!". If this is you, please get help. Your insecurities are holding back your personal development.

    2. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by Mike+A. · · Score: 1
      The problem is that Microsoft already has a lot of money and their fingers in a lot of pies. To those who measure their success by wealth, Microsoft is indeed very successful. So, WHY should they need to keep trying to get more... and more... and MORE? What is the end goal OTHER than a monopoly?


      Actually, the end goal is diversification - that is to say, not having all their eggs in one basket (well, two baskets, Office and Windows).
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    3. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Please explain? Diversification? How? One OS. One set of applications. One ISP. How is this diverse for the people? It's diverse for Microsoft in terms of business, but the bottom line is... how does it help "Joe Average"? If Joe Average wants to be able to do something with his computer that Microsoft OS/Apps/ISP won't allow him to, but it's a legitimate need, how is Joe Average helped by a monopoly? Unless he has stock in the company, it doesn't. But.. if he has stock in the company, chances are he isn't really Joe Average then, is he?

    4. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by Mike+A. · · Score: 1
      I guess we're talking about different things. You see, Microsoft doesn't want to rely on Windows and Office forever. So they get into other markets, like server operating systems, mobile devices (PDAs, phones, and so forth), X-Box, etc.


      Note that in none of those areas do they have a monopoly - and not only that, but there's no immediate prospect of them getting a monopoly in those areas any time soon, as the desktop monopoly doesn't really lend itself well to leveraging Microsoft into non-desktop markets.


      If you're only talking about Microsoft's efforts to preserve their existing desktop monopolies, I don't really have much to say to that. Except to note that there's no danger of Microsoft "winning the game" anytime soon. (Why do you even mention internet service, by the way? MSN isn't anywhere near AOL in terms of revenue or subscribers, much less being a monopoly.)

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    5. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by rusty+spoon · · Score: 1
      So, WHY should they need to keep trying to get more... and more... and MORE? What is the end goal OTHER than a monopoly?

      The goal of any business is to make money, normally they'll become the dominant player in the market either by accident (they're good) or by other means (MS being convicted of monopolistic behaviour). Either way their goal is simple; Make money.

      If you believe that a general business exists for any other purpose then please wake up and smell the coffee.

      Sure, some people get into business to change the world but that's a side issue because if you want to change the world then you must dominate, and if you wish to sustain the business then you'll need money.

      Some people have the dream of Linux dominating the market. One could ask why MORE, why must Linux have MORE, MORE, MORE market share. I would have thought that the benevolent authors of the seriously great OS software out-in-the-world wouldn't (or shouldn't) give a damn how many people are using their product - *their* goal is to simply share with anyone passing by. So why MORE market share and why attack others that don't comply with the wacky world of ESR?

      Personally, money is a lot like toilets. Good to have when you need it. Otherwise it's a nuisance and really is not a true indicator of personal success. To really be successful at life, you have to be able to see WAYYY beyond your wallet. I think it's a development issue. Kind of how some people get stuck in the oral and anal stages of development. It think some people get stuck with some kind of insecurity that puts a little voice in their head that says, "More! MORE!!! MUAST HAVE MORE IF I AM GOING TO BE A WINNER!!!!!". If this is you, please get help. Your insecurities are holding back your personal development.

      That's quite an amusing view on things but thankfully most people over the age of around 15 have ditched that view ;-)

      I seek more money because I wish to ensure that my old age won't be difficult and to buy the things I want after I have bought the things I need. So I work hard writing code that serves my customers needs. If you scale that view up within any business you see how the workerbees enhance the entire business with everyone towing the coporate line in an affort to ensure their own personal fincancial (and personal) goals - in a big company the numbers that everyone works towards are obviously larger.

      I'm lucky because I enjoy what I do and that helps me to work harder, and hopefully creep closer to my goal of long term financial security. Gah, I'm starting to feel like I'm ranting now ;-)

    6. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      This guy is a useless TROLL bitch. Trolling4dollars needs to get a freakin clue. Perhaps we'll get lucky and some day this foolish liberal swine will be put out of his misery.

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    7. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      If you can't contribute something useful to the conversation... go away. Looks like the pot calling the kettle black to me.

    8. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      I feel for you as far as losing your job and all... but trust me the rich white repubs that run the company you used to work for and eliminated your job have no regrets about what they did. You know that. And who's side are they on? Or more to the point, who's side is Rush on? I have a feeling he'd be partying with them at the thought of axing a few more employees to fatten their paychecks. After all, that's what capitalism is all about. Making money. If you tell me that the guys who put you out of work are non-white, "limp-dicked" ineffectual liberals, I think you are further out to lunch than you claim me to be.

      Mod away buddy... There's plenty more karma to be had as I post more rational posts for the next few days.

    9. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      One more thing. Since you haven't made me a "foe", I am befriending you... I think you need a little pick me up.

    10. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      losing my job?

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    11. Re:Jeez this guy can rant by chunkwhite86 · · Score: 1

      Just because I'm a firm believer in capitalism doesn't mean I agree with the WAY overinflated compensation packages of US based CEO's and assorted other upper management...

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  100. OpenOffice.org (ot?) by oliverthered · · Score: 2

    A lot of the XMas PC stock in my local computer shop all had OpenOffice pre-installed (well startoffice).

    You get a lot more bang for you buck with startoffice(over Works or Office), especially if you a home user.

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  101. Why isn't it realistic? by sheldon · · Score: 2

    Gates: "Good memo, I think this addresses our concerns."
    Ballmer: "Should I make sure this memo leaks as well?"
    Gates: "Yes, do it. We could use the free international exposure with our message, besides the nasty responses help insure nobody will ever take the Linux community seriously."

  102. I think some people are missing the point... by sgtrock · · Score: 1

    Wow. I've read through a good deal of the commentary and the one recurring theme seems to be that ESR is a shrill, whiny, attention addict yelling "Look at me! Look at me!"

    Personally, I thought his comments in H8 were hilarious satire, stuff that Scott Adams would be proud to steal. Of course, I've spent far too much time in huge institutions like the USN and big companies who shall remain nameless to preserve my job. :)

  103. There's much more business software as well by spruce · · Score: 1

    Her boss would be pretty pissed if he wanted a tool to perform a business task and it wasn't available.

    The fact of the matter is that Microsoft has huge chunk of the market and therefore will have a much greater range of software available.

    Sure in some situations if all they need is email, Word processor, blah then go with Linux if you want to. But the second you need to do more than that Windows has an advantage. Most businesses don't mind spending cash if it makes something easier and can be done quickly.

    1. Re:There's much more business software as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And doing "more" is...? Whaaaat?

  104. I wouldn't use them to sell Linux by ToasterTester · · Score: 2

    No they aren't this stuff is BS and only the Linux community listens to it. Try to use articles like this to lure your boss to consider Linux and you will only lose credibility. Best way to lure people is with facts pro and con.

    When I design new systems for a department I gain their trust by not only selling the pro's of my design, but being able to tell them more details about the con's than they know. Then I can explain why they are non-issues. It shows them understanding of all aspects and takes the air out of their arguments. Linux has to be presented the same way, not with emails of questionable credibility. Make your best arguemnt to use Linux on facts pro and cons and be done. If you don't convince them this time, fine at least they will listen you again in the future instead of writing you off and a scam artist.

  105. Careful what you wish for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I just thought of something! Maybe MS should roll their own Linux distro, too!

    Be very careful what you wish for.

  106. Until people stop listening... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, a lot of us have stopped listening to ESR. And a lot of us never bothered to listen to him. Those of you still listening to the freak are getting to be members of an ever-dwindling group. Open Source is dead - Long Live Free Software.

  107. M$ by DrinkDr.Pepper · · Score: 1

    Whats up with the Microsoft Visual Studio banner add on slashdot?

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  108. slightly OT but: Re : Eight Halloween Memos? by dr_canak · · Score: 1

    As an example of how stupid memo's can be at the enterprise level, I work at a VA (Veteran's Adminstration) hospital. It doesn't get much bigger and more beaurocratic than the VA. About 2 months ago a memo went out (through the entire system) stating that we (as providers) were no longer supposed to encourage veteran's who were not part of the VA system to use our health care services. In other words, Veteran's who were not already being seen by the VA health care system should not be encouraged to seek care at a VA hospital.

    This after a similar memo and major initiative a couple years back to get new patients coming in (don't ask, its all about reimbursement and budget). Needless to say, there was a major backlash from Veteran's groups and politicians and the memo and policy was rescined about a week later. It was tantamount to saying that we were no longer going to provide care to Veterans who weren't already part of our system.

    So yes, conspiracy theories aside, very stupid memos do come out for mass distribution. From the ivory tower, sometimes people have a very limited and distorted view of the rest of their fiefdom and the world at large.

    jeff

    1. Re:slightly OT but: Re : Eight Halloween Memos? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      Like I said to someone above, thanks for the insight. I hear about these things and I've had 2 PHBs (pointy haired bosses), but in both cases they were the company owner and there were never more than 2 fulltime employees in the company (other than the PHB/owner).

      While I've heard jokes and stories, I guess I always thought they were just too stupid to be true. I'm beginning to change my mind.

  109. Mod this one up by Xiarcel · · Score: 1

    I think all of these "ESR wants fame" posts definitely miss the point... I stumbled upon his insight when I first encountered Open Source...

  110. I still wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do MS memos keep leaking every year, while noone still seems to have got access to a single line of Windows source code since the dawn of the times?

  111. Open Source is Dead - Long Live Free Software !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shall I say it again?
    Open Source is Dead - Long Live Free Software !!

    Open Source was ESR's most highly promoted bad idea. It should be taken out on the back 40 and put to rest, then buried beneath the manure from the dairy barn. Then we could get back benefitting from and extending one of the truly great and monumental ideas of the era - Free Software.

  112. SO, how long before we see an M$ Linux by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    distro ?? Certified to run with Win2K ? Given the nature of the GPL, could they not offer the kernel and source, with additional "certified" binaries downloaded from M$, or do they have to give out the source for everything ?

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  113. Oops, hit submit too early by altaic · · Score: 1

    "else we are a mindless mob" meant to read: "else we are a mindless mob to be steered by rumor"

  114. The secrataries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That "send on behalf of" stuff is biting them in ass now!. They will never find her!

  115. WTF, mod parent up! by PinkX · · Score: 2

    I live in Chile, which is very close to Brazil, and the situation is almost the same down here. The biggest computer sales are from integrators, leaving the known brands to a very few customers.

    Most of them (if not all) buys the computers with everything installed ('yeah, I can give you that software, and this other one as well') but without the licences, just a Windows XP licence costs as much as a complete low end Duron system (which is what most non-gamer people buys). This situation barely changes into the companies, where they are somewhat forced to get their software licenced when they get a notification from the ADS (think of it as the local BSA) saying they'll be inspected.

    So, the thing is slowly beggining to change. I don't sell hardware, but I do give Linux consulting services to companies. I've already migrated a bunch of M$ servers on small networks to the Linux platform, mostly because server licences are far more expensives than client ones (and this way you also eliminate the CAL licences costs), and also because most companies don't feel that Linux is quite there yet to replace Windows on the desktop, leave alone the lack of the specific applications they work with.

  116. Xbox, or PS2/GCN? by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Microsoft is doing their level best to make sure that all of these folks buy an XBox

    Actually, Microsoft is doing their level worst and driving half the potential Xbox buyers away from the Xbox and toward the Sony PlayStation 2 or the Nintendo GameCube. The PS2 has a much larger selection overall, and it plays PS1 games and DVD movies out of the box. The GameCube has more E-rated games and a larger percentage of well-designed exclusive games (Smash Bros., Metroid Prime, Animal Crossing, etc. vs. Halo), and it plays Game Boy and GBA games with an attachment coming in May. In addition, the PS2 and the GameCube allow dial-up users to access the online games, whereas Xbox requires broadband service that isn't even available to probably half the USA population. (Dial-up, ISDN, and satellite don't work with Xbox Live. You need Internet access through cable or DSL, and many local cable monopolies and local phone monopolies have been slow to set up such access before, say, 2007.)

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    1. Re:Xbox, or PS2/GCN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up please. The whole anti-MS is getting really old.

  117. A funny thought about the memo . . . . by Satanboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just want to see all the memos that all the Microsoft execs had to send to one another to let each other know about this memo being discussed on /.

  118. Mod This One Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you STUMBLED on Open Source the idea of Free Software was nearly 20 years old. All ESR added to Free Software was his personality and the confusion, the insecurity and the attention-starved behaviorism that dominates his mind.

    1. Re:Mod This One Down by Xiarcel · · Score: 1

      20 years of "Software wants to be free" got nearly zero traction in the business world.
      ((Whether or not that is a good thing is left to you to decide))

      A couple of years of Open Source evangelism on the part of many (not just ESR), and there are businesses based on the model.

      I love the FSF, GNU and all that... but there definitely was a place for a different and less hippy-lovie approach if the rest of the world was to appreciate this...

      PS- why anonymous? It's not like your post was as stark, raving or OT as the "Old Ike" post...

  119. The point is the obscured origin of the material by phsolide · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Are you claiming the Linux community never does anything like this?

    What do you mean? Am I claiming that Linus Torvalds (or whoever you imagine to direct "the linux community", the Linux analog of Bill Gates or Steve Ballmer) directs his employees to participate in public forums to post derogatory comments about MSFT products at his expense? No, I'm not claiming that.

    You missed the point of my observation that a corporate entity (MSFT) conducts organized campaigns of misleading the public by hiding the origin of the "public opinion poll" or "grass roots campaign" or "think tank whitepaper".

    Sure, the linux community does all of the things that MSFT does - but on an individual-by-individual basis. I've posted pro-linux articles in public forums. I've written anti-MSFT whitepapers. But I've done it by myself, on my own time, I wasn't paid for it, I haven't claimed to be someone else, I didn't copy any PR firm's talking points, and I haven't claimed any kind of authority based on lack of bias, as the Gartner and Alexis de Toqueville whitepapers claim.

    That's the real point of my laundry list of shilling and astroturfing. MSFT, directed by upper management, puts out all kind of pro-MSFT material, whose origins are deliberately obscured. By pretending to come from Joe Sixpack or from think tanks, MSFT progaganda gains a mantle of legitimacy that it wouldn't possess if it openly acknowledged its origins.

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  120. You can *pick* a bank? Not in Terre Haute, IN by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Maybe you've just picked a backward bank.

    In some towns such as Terre Haute, Indiana, "pick" and "bank" contradict one another because only one bank has branches and ATMs within reasonable driving distance. And it works with recent IE for Windows and with Netscape 4.7x and 4.8x, but not with any Gecko based browser . I have reported the issue to Mozilla Tech Evangelism.

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    1. Re:You can *pick* a bank? Not in Terre Haute, IN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because your silly bank is afraid of OS software. Maybe MS convinced them of that?

    2. Re:You can *pick* a bank? Not in Terre Haute, IN by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Well let's halt all chances of advancement because Terra Haute, IN decided to become monopolized by a single bank.

      That's silly.. just put netscape 4.8x on there to use with your bank. It'll work until the bank gives in and allows standard compliance. Or, you can use the feature of Mozilla (or Phoenix) to change the User information string sent to make it reflect Netscape 4.8x or whatever.

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  121. Re: Citrix by koll64 · · Score: 1

    For people who just don't get it yet: Its not about the money, it's about the freedom. Is citrix Free? Can you do with it everything you ever need? Or are you stuck with vendor's opinions of your needs?

  122. Linux moves like a glacier - slow and unstoppable. by Kjella · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Facts:
    Linux keeps getting better.
    Windows keeps getting better. (Technically, not counting the EULAs)

    Is the gap closing? I don't think so. There's still way more software and systems being created for Windows.

    But Linux is doing something else, for users that don't need any exotic software. Do you need a server? Do you need a simple browsing/e-mail/basic office pack desktop? You got it. Maybe next year I can add a couple more things to that list. Maybe a few more are good enough now already and I don't know about it or agree.

    In Windows, you choose between different software with different cost. In Linux, most of the tools people use are free, and there isn't many commercial counterparts. That means that those that *do* use Linux use it because it *already* does what the users want it to do, for free.

    That's what spooks Microsoft. It's not that people switch. It's that they don't really have anything to offer to get them back should they decide Linux is "good enough" as it is. Any business would. And should.

    Kjella

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  123. One major trend that's been overlooked by Man_Holmes · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People have overlooked one major trend and that's the rise of web native ASP's. Our company is one of hundreds out there creating vertical industry specific applications. Things like accounting, supply chain management, crm and sales force automation. Everything is available through a browser. You're not aware of it because the great majority of companies like ours may be well known in their industries but not on any national radar screen. What happens in five years time when companies realize that the only thing they use Windows for is email and MS Office? Suddenly Linux with evolution and Open Office becomes a viable alternative. If the business applications are all accessed through the browser the games over for Windows. People that's the main reason Microsoft bought Great Plains. They want all these vertical providers working on a Microsoft framework. Man Holmes

    1. Re:One major trend that's been overlooked by vegetablespork · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point, but how many of these apps spec out particular browsers running under Windows (or worse, MSIE only) as the only "supported" configuration>

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    2. Re:One major trend that's been overlooked by Man_Holmes · · Score: 1

      Can't speak to everyone but we support NS, IE and Opera. Even have a few Mac users and we test on that as well.

      We don't want to dictate to our small business customers about their choice of browser.

      We're probably going to move to Flash MX with our next version. That makes us browser independent and your point moot.

      Man Holmes

  124. True, False, or Paid For by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why don't we pass a law. Make it so if any business is ever accused of anything, that business won't be allowed to defend itself. Anything it would say would be tainted by its own self-interest, anyway, and made to sound better by the money they spend saying it, so that means nothing they say could be true. So we'll just declare it guilty and fine the crap out of it. It'll save so much time, and then we can be sure that there's no shilling going on. Besides, they're rich, they can afford to have the crap fined out of them.

    (That was sarcasm.)

  125. Re:Oh, no not XML again! by dusty123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Please note: XML is NOT the holy grail.
    It *can* be an excellent solution for many problems but it always depends on what and how you do it.

    Misunderstanding (1): XML is human readable
    Yes, it is. (unless it is not compressed with a proprietary protocol which is not so unlikely). But only because you can read it this does not mean you can actually *understand* it. The so called scheme, that makes you understand an XML document can be proprietary and not open. There is no reason to believe that Microsoft XML-Documents will have public available schemes.

    Misunderstanding (2): XML is suitable for everything (e.g. configuration files).
    Simply wrong. It's no fun at all to e.g. edit the /etc/hosts file by hand if it's in an XML style, it's much easier in the current style. Moreover writing a GUI for editing non-XML config files is no big difficulty. Configuration files should be editable by hand (easily) and possibly by a GUI.

    To me XML has it's pros but also it's cons.

    Microsoft wants us to believe that they converted from "Saulus to Paulus" by using a standardized language that is human readable. But we will all soon recognize that they will still use their proprietary formats to lock everyone out.

  126. Re:Linux has more users than Apple OS by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

    Maybe thats not so far from the truth. At work I get to see many web server statistics and regarding OS'es Linux is about 5-7% (!), trailed by Apple which is around 3-4%.

  127. Something that stuck out at me.... by miketang16 · · Score: 1

    {Translation: Find out if we can shoot the messenger, dammit!}

    The scary part... I don't think they were making a joke.

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    1. Re:Something that stuck out at me.... by rusty+spoon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you *do* know that was Gun Boy ESR's interpretation right?

    2. Re:Something that stuck out at me.... by miketang16 · · Score: 1

      Yea, the "Translation" part kinda stuck out at me. Are u kidding?

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  128. Coincidentally..... by miketang16 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this has anything to do with MS's attack plan... News post on Slackware's site: Due to a series of DDoS attacks which began on Dec 11 and continued until yesterday afternoon, it has been difficult or impossible to reach our website for nearly a week. We're glad that it seems to have stopped, but have no idea who is behind the attacks, why they're doing it, or if they will start again. We apologize for the downtime. An investigation into the source of the attacks is ongoing, and we ask that anyone with any useful information please contact the Slackware Security team at security@slackware.com. Thanks for your patience.

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  129. DOUBLE POST! Look below this one! MODERATORS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    amazing...same comment "Agreed" is present. See next post, from an AC, below.

    You think you're cool letting everyone know your vote for ESR to trap his yap? We need your help by being a good example of slashdot: make a new year's resolution to not double your posts and maybe we'll all see it matched by slashdot's administration.

    And besides, ESR is a Linux Zealot. His sixth sense is everything to do with Linux. And all his comments are well-thought...he knows *many* people don't enjoy his comments. What's to know? He is Yet Another Honerably Objectionable Opinion (Yahoo!).

    Love him or hate him, he would defent your rights rain or shine, in sickness or in health, for independance from eachother's unique opinions that neither can agree upon. When the time comes, the better question is: Would you do the same for him or will you have a bad taste in your mouth? ESR isn't out to step on people with his stinky hippy feet. He is the last of your worries, in a world that doesn't honor even the unalienable rights of un-born animals and humans.

    I know I will be received the wrong way, yet if I had mod points, I still would not use them. Mod points are useless...words are a cosmic event that cannot be diminished!

  130. jadajadajada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, why does open source software have to be free of charge again?

  131. Is Microsoft really worried? by DaytonCIM · · Score: 1

    I think not. There are thousands of "memos" like this floating around every major corporation in America.

    Microsoft didn't get where they are today by not taking Apple, Sun, Netscape, AOL, and the Open Source movement seriously. All of the above threaten Microsoft's business model and as such they respond.

    What's the big deal?

    Should we expect that /. will begin to run "Halloween" memos from Coca Cola stating that Snapple is taking market share away? Or memos from GM about Ford's expansion into Europe?

  132. The New World Order by Idou · · Score: 3

    "ESR wants to be king of a new world order, but his problem is that there is no new world order."

    I would say that there is definitely a new world order, but it doesn't need a king.

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  133. Blame GMONE for that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More specifically, blame AisleRiot, a 'rule-based solitare card game engine', which comes with almost 80 different card games, some of which I've never heard of: Bristol? Eagle wing? Eight off?

  134. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

    er the point was that he does need the comments there. If he took out everything that somebody might find offensive/rude/arrogant/etc there probably wouldn't be enough comments left.

    And he did say that this document doesn't show anything 'evil' etc, if you read it.

  135. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think that public domain software releases are the way to go and that anyone who uses the GPL is a copyright-seizing monopolistic bastard. In addition to that, I rarely wash. For these controversial views and habits I should become the most famous hacker and you should refer to me by my initials.

    1. Re:Really? by phaze3000 · · Score: 2

      Nice try, but I'm going to continue to call you Daniel Bernstein.

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      Blaming GW Bush for the Iraq war is like blaming Ronald McDonald for the poor quality of food.
  136. Who cares what Microsoft thinks any longer? by miffo.swe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sure they can hold back mass migration to linux but what does it bother us? If we keep this pace up in development of Linux Microsoft will be lagging behind real soon. The snowball is rolling and i dont think Microsoft has the capability to stop it anymore. Lets leave Microsoft behind and let them fight a ghost. Without something to hit they are lost. They have shown us again and again with their gorilla practices that they cant compete on engineering or quality with anyone.

    Let them fight nothing but air and windmills!

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  137. YOU ARE SO FIRED! by YOU+ARE+SO+FIRED! · · Score: 0

    You should be scared. How are you going to provide for you family without a job? That's right, you're fired. Get the hell out of my office.

  138. YOU ARE SO FIRED ALSO! by YOU+ARE+SO+FIRED! · · Score: 0

    Can't even spell first post right. I should've never hired you. Get out. You're so fired!

  139. OSS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't aware that the Open Sound System posed that much of a threat to Microsoft; I'd have thought they'd be more concerned with Open Source Software.

    *grin*

  140. Yesss, Preciousss by factotum · · Score: 1

    It's our market, and we wants it! :-)

    Seriously, though, ESR is overreacting on this one, and a less derogatory and more reasonable tone never hurt anyone's case.

    Martin

  141. Busted? by MConlon · · Score: 1
    I haven't seen this mentioned yet, so I'll bring it up.

    Perhaps "become" was deliberately misspelled in this particular version of the memo, as a signature of sorts? Easy way to find a leak. (Assuming Microsoft cares one way or the other...)

    And I too could have done without the tripe in green. Lets try not to turn into a bunch of crybabies just because our revolution hasn't been as swift and successful as we anticipated.

    MJC

  142. Sigh...nerds and their fig leaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He ACTUALLY spells out the fact that what he's doing is illegal and could get him sued AND HE KNOWS IT, then uses his Great Brain to come up with a way to magically shield him from Microsoft forever: MST3King!

    Computer people come up with some crazy rationalizations about how they're not really doing what they're doing, but this is a corker. Move over "child modelling" sites, we have a new winner.

  143. LCA = Large Corporate Accounts by spideyct · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At least thats my guess. It's a common acronym used at other companies. It's a sales department, not a law department.

  144. "Annoying" is not the word. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your dinner guest uses the wrong fork and you ignore it, you are polite.

    If your dinner guest uses the wrong fork and you roll your eyes at the people around you and make little motions at your guest, you are rude.

    If your dinner guest uses the wrong fork and you jump to your feet, point at him and read him the riot act at the top of your lungs, then slam down your napkin and announce you won't eat with such people as you stomp your way out the door, you are Richard Stallman.

  145. The b missing from become by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think its obvious, lets face it, every microsoft thing has a spellchecker built in somehow, they love their com objects. These people aren't slashdot, they're not just going to miss a b. Its an obvious ploy, most likely everyone within the corporation recieved the same memo, minus a different letter. Naturally, the mis-spelling would be ridiculed along with the rest of the commentary by the open source crowd, thus ensuring that Microsoft could easily identify the person who leaked the memo and sack them.

    So, who lost their job at Microsoft recently?

    Alternatively, now the leak has been identified, they could be fed misinformation. I look forward to halloween 9, otherwise entitled "We attack at dawn, honest".

    Phi.

  146. Re:Linux has more users than Apple OS by really? · · Score: 1

    Although you might well be right, keep in mind that web UA stats are not necessarily accurate, nor are they necessarily meaningful.

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    "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
  147. M$ -- anyone actually care about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares what memo's are flying around at Microsoft anymore. In so far as my little world, they aren't a concern anymore. ;)

  148. Nothin' but a � thing by yerricde · · Score: 3, Interesting

    post their words without the "translations" and they'll hang themselves

    No, post the copyrighted words of Microsoft without criticism or comment and the Feds hang YOU!

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  149. . . .Citrix and Oracle ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh what fun they when they Play together!

  150. Other than the fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that Citrix is a clunky, complicated, expensive solution to a simple problem?

    yeah. other than that, its a terrific product.

  151. Re:Because it wreaks of false accusation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ESR does not have down's syndrome.

    The parent poster is correct - he does have Down's Syndrome. It is quite obvious from his physical appearance (that of a mongoloid) and his behaviour (an inability to grasp complex concepts.)

  152. Re:The document is so boring, it is probably real. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    {We'll start by learning how to type the word "become" correctly. We promise.}

    Geez people -- learn to recognize a watermark when you see one.

  153. Another EXAMPLE of Microsoft Lies by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 1

    I was just looking at download.com's user opinions of Microsoft's newly released DirectX 9. Most of the reviews were positive, with the unsurprising comments that it crashed a couple systems and such. One review, however, caught my eye:

    ""THE BEST VIDEO-AUDIO EnhanceX YET!!!!"
    DirectX 9.0 definitely delivers the future of gaming straight into your computer. I run a Pentium IV 2.2 GHz, ATI Radeon 9700 All-IN-Wonder 128 MB Video Card, and I have 2 GB of Ram. Now you may think that my computer is really great, but in fact, my XP crashes a lot due to viruses downloaded with KaZaA, so they slow it down considerably. I can proudly say that DirectX has solved this problem for my gaming abilities. My games ran slower before when I played Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, Max Payne, NHL 2003, Nascar 5, Mafia and Grand Theft Auto 3. Now, I can run all of these games at the maximum graphics resolution, with superb audio and video enhancements. With my Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound System, I can really feel the crisp and clear 3 Dimensional Sound delivered to my computer with DirectX 9.0. This is the best thing that I have downloaded on the internet. Even if you have previously never noticed the difference when uploading to DirectX 6, to 7, to 8, to 8.1, you will now!!!! The performance is incredible. Don't delay!!!! Download it to play your games like you've never felt adrenaline more in your entire life!! Microsoft RULES!!!! By the way, don't forget to buy XBox, it's a sick system. They may be releasing PS3 in a few years, but I don't know if they'll have online gaming for that or not. XBOX is so souped up with it's hard drive, and the touch-sensitive buttons on the controller, and the online play, that you just cannot get enough from playing racing games and Amped on XBOX. By the way, if you're REALLY serious about buying XBOX, then get it on E-Bay. I got a really good deal, it was a bit used, but I got XBox, with 2 controllers, Halo and Amped for only $120 (US that is), about $250 Canadian I think, I'm not sure."

    No one _actually_ writes like that. I'm sorry. There's a million-to-one shot that's an actual user review, but I'd bet good money it's not. Lets go through why:

    *"I run a Pentium IV 2.2 GHz, ATI Radeon 9700 All-IN-Wonder 128 MB Video Card, and I have 2 GB of Ram" is believable. I know I love talking about how wonderful _my_ gaming computer is, and expect others to act the same.

    *"Now you may think that my computer is really great, but in fact, my XP crashes a lot due to viruses downloaded with KaZaA, so they slow it down considerably." Ooooh. KaZaA. Buzzword. But wait! KaZaA is EVIL!!! It carries VIRUSES! That somehow do nothing but slow down the computer. Right.

    *"My games ran slower before when I played Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos, Max Payne, NHL 2003, Nascar 5, Mafia and Grand Theft Auto 3. Now, I can run all of these games at the maximum graphics resolution...." Buzzwords galore. I defy you to find one person who would actually list anything like that, and not simply say 'Before DirectX 9, Games would run too slow.' The reviewer is attempting to 'connect' with gamers by proving he's 'in the know' about cool games. Bullshit.

    *"With my Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound System, I can really feel the crisp and clear 3 Dimensional Sound delivered to my computer with DirectX 9.0" Again, no one uses product placement like that.

    *"Even if you have previously never noticed the difference when uploading to DirectX 6, to 7, to 8, to 8.1, you will now!!!!" I'm glad the 'average user' knows all the recent version changes, and feels it helpful to list them.

    *"XBOX is so souped up with it's hard drive, and the touch-sensitive buttons on the controller, and the online play, that you just cannot get enough from playing racing games and Amped on XBOX." Oh just shut up. It's enough to pretend and review DX9, now you're ADVERTISING for OTHER Microsoft products? Just go fuck yourself.

    *"By the way, if you're REALLY serious about buying XBOX, then get it on E-Bay. I got a really good deal, it was a bit used, but I got XBox, with 2 controllers, Halo and Amped for only $120 (US that is), about $250 Canadian I think, I'm not sure." Man, am I REALLY serious about buying XBOX! So serious I'll list possible US and Canadian prices to help all my REALLY serious friends!

    The whole review feels fake, overly thought-out, and as 'real' as whore's tits.

    Moral: Examples of Microsoft using false means to convey their message can be found anywhere and everywhere. I agree with the sentiment that ANY positive Microsoft press should be taken with a large bucket of salt.

    -Trillian

  154. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Original material?

  155. Re:Did you read the whole thing? by CyberDruid · · Score: 2

    I agree that the commentary is pretty weak. Personally I would have appreciated less cheerleading and more rational analysis.

    I do, however, disagree with your analysis about what ESR is trying to communicate. In the finishing comments he does say that this memo is not especially evil or anything, it just happens to give insight into which anti-OSS strategies we will be seeing next. Especially the sentence "the sort of thing that gets churned out daily by clueless corporate droids everywhere" says essentially the same thing that you seem to be saying - every company is saying stuff like this all the time, they haven't done anything strange or wrong. Informative document neverthless.

    Reflexively dismissing something (or reading it as MS-bashing) just because it comes from an open source advocate is just as silly as saying that all MS software is crap.

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    Opinions stated are mine and do not reflect those of the Illuminati

  156. OK!! I'm a Turkey. Baste Me!! by indigogorge.net · · Score: 1
    I have been reading slashdot for a few years now. I am what you would call a smart user. I am not opposed to trying anything new. But so far I only use Windows 2000, or XP exclusively. For I simply don't know anything about Linux, Unix, or any other operating systems. I can easily install any microsoft OS, but I have never tried anything with Unix derivatives. So here is my question. I am going to reformat my hard drive in about a week. And partition it 2 ways for Windows XP, and one for Windows 2000. But now, I feel somewhat brave and perhaps install Linux. Who out there can point me in the right way?? I am a wet behind the ears newbie at this, and I will follow where you lead. Teach me and I will learn. These are the programs and things I currently use:

    Internet Explorer. For surfing reasons, and paying bills.

    Microsoft Outlook for my mail

    Microsoft Office for letters and such.

    And also microsoft Access. I am working on some database projects for work.

    AutoCAD 2002

    Webcam software

    And also Warcraft 3 for fun

    And My computer is a P4 with 140 gig of hard drive space, and ATI All in wonder Radeon 8500 DV. I would love to see how easy, or difficult it is to live in a Linux enviroment. My freinds do it all the time, and I am sometimes envious that they are multiplatformed. Please e-mail any PROPER, and HELPFUL suggestions to *cough*nnyreen@hotmail.com *cough* or I wýll check the responses here. Thanks a lot everyone. Oh yeah. It took me long enough how to figure out html tags..

  157. Don't even need to use M$ as an example. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what makes this all the more laughable is when you look at many Linux advocates. They are more blood thirsty than any Microsoft exec. It's not enough for Linux to succeed, they need Microsoft's charter to be revoked.

    Hell, they don't even want to see BSD make it.

  158. The day when OSS Will have a real victory is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...is the one when Slashdot has the guts to say NO to Microsoft Ads(vs.Net) !!!!

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  161. I work for MS. This thread is BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for MS, and I'm not paid all day to sit around with my thumbs up my ass posting to slashdot. I get paid to make new features is Office. I don't subscribe to /. because it is a waste of time, but I do read it on the weekends to make fun of the crap that you "objective" people write. I used to believe in conspiracy theory, too. Now I have a wife and a job, and my developing puts food on the table and improves other people's lives.

  162. Re:OK!! I'm a Turkey. Baste Me!! by krinsh · · Score: 1

    You're going to get nothing but flames for not being an MS-bashing, pro 'free as in speech AND as in beer', *nix guru already. I'm working in a pretty neat shop that is doing NIDS monitoring; and one of the sysadmins handed me RedHat 7.2 yesterday. I have copies of a dozen other Linux distributions but have been too lazy to load anything at all on my generally blank tes70r b0x that gathers dust in the corner of my (home) office. I have a considerable amount of free [as in kid at sitter; momma at work] time coming up and think NOW is the time to start messing with it. Anyone, this particular sysadmin says boot from the CD and follow the prompts. Once all the packages you want are loaded; start playing with it. Oh and here's the documentation CD *thunk*. If you want it you must work for it even if it is mostly reading!

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    I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
  163. Argument Ad Hominum:Re:This should be modded scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is a logical falacy called an argument ad hominum. It basically says that the other person is a known liar therefore anything they say is a lie.

    The problem is that sometimes even Microsoft tells the truth. Look, I hate the bastards in Redmond as much as anybody here, but the fact is that sometimes they tell the truth and sometimes the truth is very complicated (such as TCO). So you can't assume that just because something is pro-microsoft, it was written by a microsoftie.

    Sorry: you are just going to have to look at everything sceptically and think about it.

  164. Embrace, Extend, Extinguish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    • MS ports MS apps to linux
    • to do this, they write a proprietary COM layer that runs under linux, which you must licence
    • people switch to MS/Linux
    • MS develops a kernel with COM compiled into it, and makes it proprietary
    • yes, it violates the GPL. But MS has a *lot* of lawyers
    • MS apps/MS kernel works really nice. Businesses switch
    • MS extends the kernel with more proprietary add-ons, deliberately breaks OSS apps
    • OSS apps won't run on MS/Linux anymore.
    The Beast is back
  165. Re:Argument Ad Hominum:Re:This should be modded sc by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

    Look, I never said that because a post was pro-microsoft, that it was therefore the work of Redmond. Seriously, before going on about logic, please carefully read what I've actually written. What I said is that there must be MS employees paid to be on this board to do some "direct" marketing, which certainly doesn't include praising Linux. Why do I think this is not only plausible, but highgly probable? Because it makes sense to do it, from MS's point of view, because it's relatively cheap and not very risky, and because they have a history of doing this (and worse).

    However, you shouldn't assume that by this I mean it's impossible to say something good about Windows or Microsoft without being on Bill Gates' payroll. That's ridiculous. Even I have said good things about Win2k, which I find to be an adequate OS, and a big improvement on previous offerings. I have an Xbox and I love it (I'll love it even more when I can run Linux on it without a modchip...). I think MS Office is still the best office suite (I use it with Crossover Office). The Microsoft Design Gallery Live is the best place on the net to find clip art. Yet I'm very critical of other aspects of MS, and I really hope that Linux will continue to gain marketshare, because I honestly believe that OSes should not belong to anyone in particular. And, it's Linux is, IMO, a fundamentally better operating system.

    Just so you know: if there's anything I'm really good about, it's looking at something skeptically and thinking about it. I'm a real libra, very much into the whole doubting and pondering thing. Too much, actually, sometimes I need to prop myself into action, or I get kind of absent-minded and could place myself in physical danger. :-)

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  166. use style sheets to disable comments by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 2

    ...it would have been more tolerable had he not felt the need to comment on fucking everything...

    For those who wish to read only the original content, you can use CSS to disable the comments by putting the following rule in your browser's user style sheet:
    .comment { display: none; }

    In Mozilla, this means adding the above line to $HOME/.mozilla/profile name/random salt/chrome/userContent.css and restarting your browser. The same can also be achieved in Opera.

    Admittedly it's a little much to make these changes for just one Web page, but as more Web pages start to use CSS, this sort of thing will hopefully apply to more than just one or two pages. Alternatively, you could contact ESR and suggest he provide an alternate stylesheet so you can easily toggle comment display.

  167. Show me the money by Peyote+Pekka · · Score: 1
    Where does this mythical $40bn figure come from, alt.folklore.urban ? Show me the money or quote a reliable source -- one that ends in .gov, not some company press release or company sponsored psuedo-science. Corporations eagerly misrepresent their financial position. Enron was doing just as well as Microsoft until the books got a proper going over.

    Last time I checked, Microsoft was losing money except for two areas dependent on monopoly rents. Not only that, "adjustments" to their financial statements seem to put them $18 billion into the red, that during a time when sales were good compared to recent years.

    If nothing else, Microsoft's behavior has been like they do not expect to be around in 12 months. The recent treatment of Sendo and similar treatment of past partners, extortion of customers using the Business Software Alliance, unfavorable licensing 6, and even the faked video testimonies in federal court are not what you'd expect from a company that plans to stay in business. Rather it seems that Microsoft is just another dot-com that is now beginning re-entry.

    Free as in market.