The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here) (founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet -- 178 billion on average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged." His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. was placed in the implants. When through with his crime Loyal Officers (to the people) captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.) has since been a desert.
When I worked for (a large paging company starting with the letter S and ending in L), an employee pointed out to me that highly-integrated communications devices are stuff for geeks. I believed him. Do plumbers carry around Palm Pilots with cellphones attached? No. They have those old 1993 Motorola pagers that cost $3.95 a month. So my advice is, stop trying to upgrade to the latest greatest toy and get to work.
LOL. I tried getting into Warhammer 40K a few years ago, but my imagination wasn't up to it. Plus, those little unpainted army men are just too expensive.
I was born in a small hospital outside Portland in 1974. I was a rather large newborn, about 14 pounds. My mother thought I would grow to be 300 pounds by age 10. She was right. Now that I am 27, I weigh in at 715 pounds. My height is 4 feet 8 inches. Sometimes I try hiring a prostitute to play "games" with me, but they often decline my job offer. This has caused me great anguish since I first met a hooker at age 11. Now, I no longer attempt to find hookers to please my sausage. The internet has fulfilled my dreams. In 1999, I was introduced to Slashdot. There I met great people just like me: Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda and Jon Katz. I gained great encouragement from them as they bore their testimony to me. I learned they too had a difficult time hiring hookers simply because of their massive, gravitational weight.
Rob explained how he overcame his desire to buy hookers by learning the technique of "kernel compiling." This advanced Native-American sexual act is performed by compacting handfuls of corn grain into the anus. After a few moments of settling, the corn grain begins to stimulate the prostate. Eventually, the grain will begin expanding due to the moisture of the anus. Often the sensation of gerbeling (inserting a rodent into the anus) is described as the feeling. Rob said he performed a kernel compile "every other day" until a hooker was the last person on his mind. Corn became his new play toy. Unfortunately, Rob began having violent erections at the mere thought of vegetables. His friend Jon "Vegan" Katz, came to the rescue by offering to desensitize him with man-sausage. (You know what I mean by man sausage.) Now Rob is neither attracted to hookers nor vegetables.
Katz is a great guy. He offered me support too. As a teenager, he started gaining weight. By the age of 20, Katz weighed 500 pounds! But he learned that weight doesn't affect sexual desire one bit!! He still continued to attend all the gay "movie parties" at the local theatre. During matinee showings of Rock and Roll High School, he would make out with all the hot fat guys in the back of the theatre. Sometimes Katz even had "bathroom breaks." This really intrigued me that a guy who weighed 500+ pounds didn't feel ashamed about his homosexuality. I had the chance to meet Katz at a Portland book signing last year. We had dinner together and discussed my issues with female hookers. He persuaded me to try man-sausage for just one night. I agreed. It wasn't what I expected, though. Without going into many details, Katz just thrusted his tool down my throat until he was gratified. Then, he went down on my tool. I never ejaculated because I was just plain horrified at the time. Katz apologized for his straightforwardness. I apologized for not really being "gay enough" for his taste of men. But we talked more after that. Now we correspond occasionally and plan to meet again in Las Vegas at Comdex 2002. Though I never turned to the hardcore gay lifestyle of Katz, my desire for cheap hookers declined after we met. I owe Katz a big debt for his help.
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Sponge's can contract virii. Linux is similar to sponges. It starts small then grows so large that it is killed by industry.
Unicron's head is in orbit. He's a transformer.
The head of the Galactic
Confederation (76 planets around
larger stars visible from here)
(founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera)
solved overpopulation (250 billion
or so per planet -- 178 billion on
average) by mass implanting.
He caused people to be brought to
Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb
on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2)
and then the Pacific area ones
were taken in boxes to Hawaii
and the Atlantic Area ones to
Las Palmas and there "packaged."
His name was Xenu. He used
renegades. Various misleading
data by means of circuits etc.
was placed in the implants.
When through with his crime Loyal Officers
(to the people) captured him
after 6 years of battle
and put him in an electronic
mountain trap where he still
is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.)
has since been a desert.
C = C++ ;
Good job getting a slash-article through. I kneel to you.
USB means universal serial bus?? really?!
Jabvek! Clostobba. Yoy mool.
Daffy Duck is on his way!! Make room for the toad hunters.
I can't believe it's not butter!
Boo-hoo!
This solution will never work. Listen to L. Ron Hubbard's advice. "Mankind will never be greater than [censored]."
Elron Hubbard is the Way!
Can someone please post that Slashdot parody of Eminem's song?
k thanks,
Crypto
You better recognize!
[Censor'd]
When I worked for (a large paging company starting with the letter S and ending in L), an employee pointed out to me that highly-integrated communications devices are stuff for geeks. I believed him. Do plumbers carry around Palm Pilots with cellphones attached? No. They have those old 1993 Motorola pagers that cost $3.95 a month. So my advice is, stop trying to upgrade to the latest greatest toy and get to work.
Bow to the IEEE! You must join!! It holds all your #includes!
There is no reason to subscribe to Slashdot. The content is free anyway! Just ignore the ads.
-Crypto
LOL. I tried getting into Warhammer 40K a few years ago, but my imagination wasn't up to it. Plus, those little unpainted army men are just too expensive.
I was born in a small hospital outside Portland in 1974. I was a rather large newborn, about 14 pounds. My mother thought I would grow to be 300 pounds by age 10. She was right. Now that I am 27, I weigh in at 715 pounds. My height is 4 feet 8 inches. Sometimes I try hiring a prostitute to play "games" with me, but they often decline my job offer. This has caused me great anguish since I first met a hooker at age 11. Now, I no longer attempt to find hookers to please my sausage. The internet has fulfilled my dreams. In 1999, I was introduced to Slashdot. There I met great people just like me: Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda and Jon Katz. I gained great encouragement from them as they bore their testimony to me. I learned they too had a difficult time hiring hookers simply because of their massive, gravitational weight. Rob explained how he overcame his desire to buy hookers by learning the technique of "kernel compiling." This advanced Native-American sexual act is performed by compacting handfuls of corn grain into the anus. After a few moments of settling, the corn grain begins to stimulate the prostate. Eventually, the grain will begin expanding due to the moisture of the anus. Often the sensation of gerbeling (inserting a rodent into the anus) is described as the feeling. Rob said he performed a kernel compile "every other day" until a hooker was the last person on his mind. Corn became his new play toy. Unfortunately, Rob began having violent erections at the mere thought of vegetables. His friend Jon "Vegan" Katz, came to the rescue by offering to desensitize him with man-sausage. (You know what I mean by man sausage.) Now Rob is neither attracted to hookers nor vegetables. Katz is a great guy. He offered me support too. As a teenager, he started gaining weight. By the age of 20, Katz weighed 500 pounds! But he learned that weight doesn't affect sexual desire one bit!! He still continued to attend all the gay "movie parties" at the local theatre. During matinee showings of Rock and Roll High School, he would make out with all the hot fat guys in the back of the theatre. Sometimes Katz even had "bathroom breaks." This really intrigued me that a guy who weighed 500+ pounds didn't feel ashamed about his homosexuality. I had the chance to meet Katz at a Portland book signing last year. We had dinner together and discussed my issues with female hookers. He persuaded me to try man-sausage for just one night. I agreed. It wasn't what I expected, though. Without going into many details, Katz just thrusted his tool down my throat until he was gratified. Then, he went down on my tool. I never ejaculated because I was just plain horrified at the time. Katz apologized for his straightforwardness. I apologized for not really being "gay enough" for his taste of men. But we talked more after that. Now we correspond occasionally and plan to meet again in Las Vegas at Comdex 2002. Though I never turned to the hardcore gay lifestyle of Katz, my desire for cheap hookers declined after we met. I owe Katz a big debt for his help.
We need more coffee in this place. I smell Spring coming.
Dude, can I buy you a beer? you are elite.
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Hey what's up? Can I come over for dinner tonight? I'll bring some Kraft Dinner.
love,
Crypto
I would like to announce that I am running a SETI search at my facility. It doesn't suffer from Earth-based noise.