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  1. hahaha on Minority Report · · Score: -1

    "then along comes a great car chase tricked out like the wet dream from some 19 year old in an art school in Southern California"

  2. Death Rays on Copyright Office Publishes Final Webcasting Rates · · Score: -1

    Shadows. Eclipse.
    "What is that?" asked Fenn.
    "L. Ron's fleet has taken orbit. We should get ready," Mary said softly.

  3. I was censored on Nintendo Ressurecting Classic NES Games to the GBA · · Score: -1

    Slashdot pulled the article about Cg and Nvidia.

    Crypto

  4. C! on NVidia announces Cg: "C" for Graphics · · Score: -1

    Today was brought to you by the letter C.

    -Crypto

  5. Re:Africa? on Internet Routes Around South African Gov't · · Score: -1

    He/she did not say that he/she didn't want Africans. He just asked who wanted Africans.

    Youre so ignorante.

  6. Beowulf on Planetary System Similar to Sol · · Score: -1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

  7. Slashdot is dying on Live via Satellite: NATO Aerial Surveillance Video · · Score: -1

    Give slashdot some more of that bandwidth. cause it's dying.

  8. Re:high their on Countries Ponder: GNU/Linux vs. Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Now Beowulf bode in the burg of the Scyldings,
    leader beloved, and long he ruled
    in fame with all folk, since his father had gone
    away from the world, till awoke an heir,
    haughty Healfdene, who held through life,
    sage and sturdy, the Scyldings glad.
    Then, one after one, there woke to him,
    to the chieftain of clansmen, children four:

    Heorogar, then Hrothgar, then Halga brave;
    and I heard that -- was -- 's queen,
    the Heathoscylfing's helpmate dear.
    To Hrothgar was given such glory of war,
    such honor of combat, that all his kin
    obeyed him gladly till great grew his band
    of youthful comrades. It came in his mind
    to bid his henchmen a hall uprear,
    ia master mead-house, mightier far
    than ever was seen by the sons of earth,
    and within it, then, to old and young
    he would all allot that the Lord had sent him,
    save only the land and the lives of his men.
    Wide, I heard, was the work commanded,
    for many a tribe this mid-earth round,
    to fashion the folkstead. It fell, as he ordered,
    in rapid achievement that ready it stood there,
    of halls the noblest: Heorot he named it
    whose message had might in many a land.
    Not reckless of promise, the rings he dealt,
    treasure at banquet: there towered the hall,
    high, gabled wide, the hot surge waiting
    of furious flame. Nor far was that day
    when father and son-in-law stood in feud
    for warfare and hatred that woke again.3
    With envy and anger an evil spirit
    endured the dole in his dark abode,

    that he heard each day the din of revel
    high in the hall: there harps rang out,
    clear song of the singer. He sang who knew4
    tales of the early time of man,
    how the Almighty made the earth,
    fairest fields enfolded by water,
    set, triumphant, sun and moon
    for a light to lighten the land-dwellers,
    and braided bright the breast of earth
    with limbs and leaves, made life for all
    of mortal beings that breathe and move.
    So lived the clansmen in cheer and revel
    a winsome life, till one began
    to fashion evils, that field of hell.
    Grendel this monster grim was called,
    march-riever5 mighty, in moorland living,
    in fen and fastness; fief of the giants
    the hapless wight a while had kept
    since the Creator his exile doomed.
    On kin of Cain was the killing avenged
    by sovran God for slaughtered Abel.
    Ill fared his feud, and far was he driven,
    for the slaughter's sake, from sight of men.
    Of Cain awoke all that woful breed,
    Etins and elves and evil-spirits,
    as well as the giants that warred with God
    weary while: but their wage was paid them!

  9. Re:The Mayan Calendar ends in 2012 on Partial Solar Eclipse Tonight · · Score: -1

    For the mid-Eastern states, a total eclipse will occur August 2017.

    Buy Starry Night, BTW.

  10. Slashdot dead at age of 5 on Java Powers of Ten · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on XM radio - geek
    website Slashdot.org was found dead in its
    Connecticut server this morning. There weren't
    any more details. I'm sure everyone in the geek
    community will miss it - even if you didn't enjoy
    the site, there's no denying its contributions to
    geek culture. Truly an American icon.

  11. Re:Uh.... on Australia Plans More Spying on Citizens · · Score: -1

    I completely agree. Canada should return to the UK and be destroyed. The new world order will be brought about by the Swiss anyway, so why not destroy Canada?

  12. Kool Aid on Linux and the Smile.D Virus keeps us Smiling · · Score: -1

    Kool Aid keeps me smiling. Band Aids too.

  13. USA! on Taking Issue With The Outer Space Treaty · · Score: -1

    The Moon belongs to the USA. I know, because I live there. Canada can have Eros Beta.

  14. Beowulf, cato cez on Rockbox Replaces Archos Firmware · · Score: -1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

  15. Re:400MHz? Bah. on Toshiba e740 Pocket PC · · Score: -1

    Remember, the wavelength of energy changes as the medium changes. 400MHz inside a silicon device is probably somewhere around 1.5GHz. M$ products will work just fine, IMHO.

  16. Re:Sounds pretty cool on Toshiba e740 Pocket PC · · Score: -1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.

  17. Yo. on Do-it-yourself UPS · · Score: -1

    Supa powas!

  18. it was me on California Hax0red · · Score: -1

    I claim responsibility.

  19. Re:free for $20? on Pittsburgh Launches Large, Free, Public WiFi Network · · Score: -1

    Offtopic? These moderators are smoking that 'free' $20 Pittsburg crack.

  20. Power! on Siva Vaidhyanathan On Copyrights and Wrongs · · Score: -1

    Power to the trolls!

    Revolt!

  21. Re:LIKE WEINERS?? THEN YOULL LOVE SUPER HERO HOT D on Comic Book Physics · · Score: -1

    This sounds good. My mommy will make this for me tomorrow.

  22. sigh on Maverick Rocketeers Pursue Space Access · · Score: -1

    May they burn in the upper atmosphere. Man was never meant to fly.

  23. Spectre on HP/COMPAQ Publishes OS/product Roadmap · · Score: -1

    1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster
    for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of
    those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have
    destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected
    human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological
    suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have
    inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued
    development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly
    subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage
    on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social
    disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased
    physical suffering even in "advanced" countries.

  24. The future on HP/Compaq Merger Official Today · · Score: -1

    The sun rose over the horizon as the new day awakened. Its beams of piercing light penetrated the office window that Rob sat in. He had fallen asleep at his desk again after a long night of coding a new Microsoft Flash 2005 game for his web site. Rob turned his head away from the sun. His skin was pale and his eyes never could quite adjust to the yellow glow of sunlight. He preferred the subtle gray-green shine from 44-watt florescent bulbs. Sleeping at his desk became a nasty habit. The ergochair his boss bought from Thinkgeek.com was too comfortable.

    Rob finally pulled himself out of the ergochair, reaching for a bottle of Bawls. He unscrewed the cap and swallowed down the last five milliliters. "I don't know why I bought seven cases of this shit with my signing bonus," he thought to himself. He looked at his watch: it read 0000 0111 0011 0010. Damn, the boss will be here 30 minutes! Rob knew he smelled like a goat. Techies always smelled like field animals after coding Flash subroutines for 19 hours straight. Rob's boss, Jeff, wasn't digging the fact that he always smelled like the dumpster outside Chili's. Rob found some handiwipes in a bottom drawer of his desk and ran to the restroom. He stripped down and applied the handiwipe bathing technique he had learned from an O'Reily book. Four minutes later, Rob emerged from the wrong restroom smelling like a new man.

    Jeff arrived right on time as always. He had a mug of Starbucks in his left hand, and a copy of the Wall Street Journal in the right hand. Ever since that old Slashdot web site was taken offline by the Scientologist lawyers, Jeff devoted more time to reading newspapers and current event magazines. He finally figured out how to juggle stock options and improve his golf swing. Jeff strolled in and passed Rob's office door. He said hello to his childhood buddy. Rob muttered, "Yo, what's up! Look at this gold chest I found in Everquest Reality." Jeff walked in, stepping over a box of Bawls, looking at the 50cm flatscreen monitor. "Yeah, that's pretty cool, Rob." Jeff said. Rob knew he wasn't supposed to play games during work hours, but Jeff never forced him to stop. Jeff walked out of the office saying, "Remember we have that contract negotiation with Mr. Gates this afternoon. Be sure to have your suit and tie on before we leave for his office." Rob waved his hand and returned to his skirmish in Everquest. Jeff walked to his office hoping that he won't embarrass the company again this afternoon.

    To be continued...

  25. The future. on The Plague of Frogs · · Score: -1

    The sun rose over the horizon as the new day awakened. Its beams of piercing light penetrated the office window that Rob sat in. He had fallen asleep at his desk again after a long night of coding a new Microsoft Flash 2005 game for his web site. Rob turned his head away from the sun. His skin was pale and his eyes never could quite adjust to the yellow glow of sunlight. He preferred the subtle gray-green shine from 44-watt florescent bulbs. Sleeping at his desk became a nasty habit. The ergochair his boss bought from Thinkgeek.com was too comfortable.

    Rob finally pulled himself out of the ergochair, reaching for a bottle of Bawls. He unscrewed the cap and swallowed down the last five milliliters. "I don't know why I bought seven cases of this shit with my signing bonus," he thought to himself. He looked at his watch: it read 0000 0111 0011 0010. Damn, the boss will be here 30 minutes! Rob knew he smelled like a goat. Techies always smelled like field animals after coding Flash subroutines for 19 hours straight. Rob's boss, Jeff, wasn't digging the fact that he always smelled like the dumpster outside Chili's. Rob found some handiwipes in a bottom drawer of his desk and ran to the restroom. He stripped down and applied the handiwipe bathing technique he had learned from an O'Reily book. Four minutes later, Rob emerged from the wrong restroom smelling like a new man.

    Jeff arrived right on time as always. He had a mug of Starbucks in his left hand, and a copy of the Wall Street Journal in the right hand. Ever since that old Slashdot web site was taken offline by the Scientologist lawyers, Jeff devoted more time to reading newspapers and current event magazines. He finally figured out how to juggle stock options and improve his golf swing. Jeff strolled in and passed Rob's office door. He said hello to his childhood buddy. Rob muttered, "Yo, what's up! Look at this gold chest I found in Everquest Reality." Jeff walked in, stepping over a box of Bawls, looking at the 50cm flatscreen monitor. "Yeah, that's pretty cool, Rob." Jeff said. Rob knew he wasn't supposed to play games during work ours, but Jeff never forced him to stop. Jeff walked out of the office saying, "Remember we have that contract negotiation with Mr. Gates this afternoon. Be sure to have your suit and tie on before we leave for his office." Rob waved his and returned to his skirmish in Everquest. Jeff walked to his office hoping that he won't embarrass the company again this afternoon.

    To be continued...