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  1. Re:Yeah Right.... on Theory-Affirming Evidence About the Universe · · Score: 1

    Slashdot is the one forum where you're not supposed to make scientists the butt of jokes!!

    It's sort of similar to the NYPD/NYFD in any OTHER forum.

  2. Re:Explain this to me... on Theory-Affirming Evidence About the Universe · · Score: 1

    Then, for some reason or another, the universe just started expanding, and is pretty big now.

    I nominate you for "understatement of the year".

    Presumably, if we could see far enough away to see far enough back in time, we would be able to observe the BB.

    How would this be possible? Isn't all the light from the BB traveling AWAY from us? Assuming that the big bang comprised all the matter in the universe, there would be nothing for the light to bounce off so it should still be unhindered on its initial vector.

  3. Who to believe!! on Theory-Affirming Evidence About the Universe · · Score: 1

    The Jews are telling me YOU're going to hell for worshipping false prophets. The Muslims tell me your religion ignores the 5 pillars which were handed down by God (They call him Allah -- potayto, potahto) so they pretty much think you're gonna burn too. The Mormons' say you're ignoring the 3rd Testament of Jesus which I'm sure is gonna at least get you a few million years in Purgatory.

    Decisions, decisions. Maybe Shinto; that sounds nice.

  4. Re:Oh goodie on Keep Playing With AI · · Score: 1

    How hard can it be to program AI to camp with an AWP?

  5. Re:att is at it again on Why You Don't Have a Broadband Connection · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Monopoly/oligopoly depends on scope.

    Nationally, it's an oligopoly, but in to any particular customer/metro area it's a monopoly... unless they're allowing 2 companies to coexist on the same poles in certain places now.

  6. Re:Price on Why You Don't Have a Broadband Connection · · Score: 1

    Once you have it you can never go back. Never.

    I have trouble justifying the $60/month for a cable modem, and I'm online all the time. Most of my family and friends that do not have broadband claim it is far too expensive. Period.

    Most people that do not have indoor plubming also claim that it is far too expensive.

  7. Re:Don't move just to get broadband. Get T1 instea on Why You Don't Have a Broadband Connection · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah, except that with each purchase of a $200k house you get... A FREAKIN $200k HOUSE!

    Ahem.

    Having said that, I have cable access, but I'd rather have cheaper access and more choices. But that's because I'm a greedy bastard... But hey, that's capitalism at work!

  8. Re:embedded Linux on Interview With Shawn Gordon of TheKompany · · Score: 1

    Remember that embedded linux is another way of saying' Linux that people don't know they're using'.

    This would be an interesting comment if it weren't completely wrong.

    The majority of the "embedded" space from which the Kompany makes its license sales is the Zaurus 5x00 line of PDAs. I'd wager that over 99% of Zaurus users are aware they're running Linux, as it's touted all over the box.

    Gordon even mentions the 5500 by name, almost seeming to plug it.

    --A happy Zaurus user

  9. Re:Tabbed browsing on KDE 3.1 Beta Released · · Score: 1

    Tabbed browsing rocks the house, except for that painful adjustment period where you're finished with one site so you close the window, then realize you had 5 other sites in other tabs that you just closed.

    Gives you a feeling akin to realizing you left your keys in the car just as you let go of the car door. Not quite as bad, but annoying.

  10. Ruby Ridge? on Ask About Setting Up a Community ISP · · Score: 1

    Ruby Ridge? We all know how well THAT turned out...

    Oh Ruby RANCH.

  11. Re:spamassasin on Paul Graham on Fighting Spam · · Score: 2, Funny

    Based on my corpus, "sex" indicates a .97 probability of the containing email being a spam, whereas "sexy" indicates .99 probability. And Bayes' Rule, equally unambiguous, says that an email containing both words would, in the (unlikely) absence of any other evidence, have a 99.97% chance of being a spam.


    Obviously, the author just isn't sexy.

  12. I can see the spam now... on Longer Bar Codes Coming in 2005 · · Score: 1

    Add 1-3 inches to the length of your....

    barcode.

  13. Re:Great job... on RIAA Smacked by DoS · · Score: 1

    The RIAA is attempting to use legislation as a smoke-and-mirrors tactic to keep people from reconizing the fact that technology should have made them (and the big Labels they represent) completely irrelevant by now.

    How much does the artist actually receive after the "Label" takes their cuts? I'm too lazy to look it up, but I recall it averages out to be a paltry sum unless you're already an established hit-maker.

    Musicians could be selling music directly over the internet, by now, except that the modus operandi has become to 'steal' it if you want to get it via the internet, since people are used to their only option being trudging to the store for the $16.99 cd.

    Music stores should be more like kiosks, or maybe lounges where people can choose music to listen to, and then choose what they want to buy. The CD is burned and the cover art is printed on the spot. No distribution costs. No overhead. No returns of 'no-sales'.

    Ask yourself why this natural evolution of technology and the free market hasn't happened.

  14. Re:nope... on Myths about Internet growth · · Score: 1

    It WOULD double every hundred days if they didn't cap the damn cable modems!

  15. I wonder on Time Warner to Allow Digital Recording · · Score: 1

    I wonder if this will help TiVo and ReplyTV gain 'legitimacy'?"

    I wonder if it will help put them out of 'business'.

  16. WHAT???? on No Love From Microsoft For Xbox Modders · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft? Not hacker-friendly? What is this world coming to?

    Next thing you know they'll start mucking around with standards and protocols!

  17. Re:And they needed the FBI for this? on FBI Raids Homes and Seizes Bandwidth Pirates' PCs · · Score: 1

    I agree. I'm very suspicious of this number. In fact I bet if they used the absolute maximum bandwidth legally consumable per their agreement as a basis, they'd find that the "perps" used maybe 2x, maybe 3x that amount. That should cost them 2x or 3x what they're normally paying per month.

    That being said, ALL YOU FREAKING BANDWITH HOGS ON MILENNIUM CABLE IN MARYLAND STOP USING UP MY FREAKING BANDWIDTH!

  18. Re:.mp3 IS for mpeg-3 on QuickTime 6 Public Beta Available · · Score: 1

    Oh boy. Prepare to get reamed, luddite.

    Interesting to note, this isn't the first time people have attempted to use the popularity of .mp3 to hijack and "embrace and extend" the .mp4 extension. But I'm too lazy to cite examples. Anyone?

  19. "Wireless"? on Wireless, GPS-Loaded 'Bait Car' Traps Thieves · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do they really need to say "Wireless"?

    Was there a (not-so-successful) previous attempt at this, but with wires coming out of it?

  20. Re:I don't know on PetsWarehouse vs. Mailing List · · Score: 1

    Hear ye, hear ye, court docket # 8008135 will come to order: Anonymous Coward vs. Sc00ter.

    Can I sue a mailing list for NOT mentioning my company, thus denying me all this free publicity?

  21. Re:And such a fine product they created... on The MouseDriver Chronicles · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. The 'pet rock mouse'.

    Line up the venture capitalists!

  22. If Large ads bother you.... on Web Surfing Losing Its Luster · · Score: 1

    Make them smaller!

    1. Crank up the resolution on your monitor (1600x1200 is nice)

    2. Crank up the font size in your browser

    Enjoy large, readable text with smaller graphics!

  23. Re:Doctor Doctorow on Doctorow and Sterling Cyber-Riffing at SXSW · · Score: 1

    You end up with a 2, funny, I end up with -1. Moderator fucks.

  24. Doctor Doctorow on Doctorow and Sterling Cyber-Riffing at SXSW · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    If your name is Doctorow, you just HAVE to get a doctorate, so you can be Dr. Doctorow.

  25. I've joined too on Mandrake Asks for Support · · Score: 1

    Joined this morning after getting the email.

    If you like/use/recommend Mandrake, get off your lazy asses for once in your lives and don't just post useless replies here. Go make some dollar votes for Mandrake.