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  1. Re:Users with scratched screens are still out in t on Apple to Replace Faulty Nano Screen · · Score: 1
    Googling 'ipod nano screen scratch' yields 521,000 results.

    I hate this benchmark. Googling 'cheese filled my pants' returned 767,000 results. Can't we all just decide that Google always returns a ridiculous amount of sites?

  2. In Other News on Apple To Unveil iPod Cellphone Next Week? · · Score: 1

    Slashdot user Mictian did not deny the rumours that he is really a energy being fromt he planet ZuTon 4, which means that he obviously is.

  3. Re:Spellchecker on How to Build a Better Browser · · Score: 1

    In deed, eye think ewe arrgh write. Safari has won, butt eye never miss spell win eye right sew eye due knot ewes it.

  4. Re:one nation under god on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1

    It's true; Jesus told them he disagreed with what they were doing, but he didn't exclude them. He told them what he thought about it, and that was that. He didn't try to beat it out of them, or send them to France, or any such thing; his was a policy of inclusion, and what I'm saying is that inclusion is a good policy.

  5. Re:one nation under god on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1
    emocrats need to show those with faith that the values of Jesus are the values of the Democrats. This will mean downplaying things like gay rights and abortion.

    The Old Testament says that homosexuality is a sin, but Jesus preached inclusion, and regularly dinned with whores and tax collectors. Gay Rights fit right in there.

    Abortion is a tougher nut to crack. The Cuomo defense is the simplest; "I don't believe in it, but I don't think it's my place to stop you from doing it." Clinton reflected this idea when he said that abortions should be "safe, legal, and rare." Being pro-choice is not about wanting to kill babies; it is about letting people choose their own way in an area that we as a nation cannot agree on. And Jesus doesn't really deal with grey areas, because, being God incarnate, he didn't have to see in greys. The rest of us do.

    That said, I agree with you completely that Democrats need to start showing their faith and stop being afraid of it. Being socially conscious is very Christian, very Islamic, and very Buddhist (and probably others). But in order for this to work, the atheistic wing of the party needs to understand that you can be religious without be a fundamentalist.

  6. Orangs and Siamangs on Chimps Use Tool Kit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At the San Diego Zoo, they have an exhibit called "Absolutely Apes" (which you can watch live. The exhibit has both Orangutans and Siamangs inside.

    One of the "enrichment" items in the exhibit is a "terminte mound" made of concrete that the keepers put treats inside of: honey, barbecue sauce, etc.

    The orangutans are smart enough to use tools like twigs to get the treats out, but the saimangs do not understand this concept.

    This seems a tad unfair, but the siamangs are smart enough to wait until the orangutans get the goodies out, and then the smaller apes sneak up and steal the tasty twigs!

  7. Re:resolv.conf on Ask Unix Co-Creator Rob Pike · · Score: 1

    I never knew that Unix was designed on an episode of Wheel of Fortune.

  8. Re:We have been fantisizing about flying cars... on A Flying Leap for Cars? · · Score: 1

    Did you ever notice how in the Jetsons, the cars can just float around without a need for power (other than that whirring noise), but all the buildings are build on stilts?

    This might seem confusing, but then you realize that it's a cartoon.

  9. Re:superior language implies superiour thoughts? on One, Two, Many - Language Shapes Thought · · Score: 1
    As far as I know there are no native speakers of lojban but what would happen if I raised my (hypothethical) children to speak if from birth?

    Your hypothetical wife would hate you.

  10. Re:Ironic on Senator Blacklisted by No-Fly List · · Score: 1
    ...and the other half thinks the president looks/talks like a monkey?

    The half that doesn't think so apparently hasn't seen Bush or Chimp.

  11. Re:The Stint on Vive La Loafing! · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Shouldn't this post be modded redundant to itself?

  12. Re:I'm confused.. maybe I've had too much free bee on Microsoft to Deploy SPF for Hotmail Users · · Score: 1

    What, Armageddon?

  13. Apple on Appropriate Music for Callers 'On Hold'? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a long time, Apple used to play surf rock. Beach Boys, Ventures, etc. Definitely different; made waiting much nicer.

  14. Re:Interesting info... on Shrek 2 How-To · · Score: 1

    Well, looks like Mr. Grumpypants hasn't gotten his Moon Pony yet.

  15. Re:Michael Moore is a bigmouthed troublemaker.... on Cannes' Palme d'Or goes to Michael Moore · · Score: 1
    You'll probably get it too -- the country is so evenly divided that the winner of the 2004 presidential election will very likely not have a majority. I don't see how it would help, though... two of the last three Presidential elections were won that way (2000 and 1992), and people pretty much shrugged it off each time.

    Sorry, but no... Clinton in '92 handily beat Bush Sr, popular vote and electoral.
  16. Re:I'm sorry... on Firefox/Thunderbird Plugins: Is Less More? · · Score: 1

    "Excuse me, stewardess: I speak jive."
    --Old Lady in Airplane: The Movie

  17. Visions from Space on New SpaceShip One Photos Online · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their success has driven them mad; here's the pilot afterwards explaining that "I saw a woman up there with huge breasts!"

  18. Re:Not a very convincing article on The Windows Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    It's true; it was his fault for choosing bad tools. The last time my car exploded, I tried putting it back together with a glue gun and it didn't work, so it's obviously a problem with my tool choice, and not at all the fact that my car shouldn't just explode.

    Something about a sow's ear and a silk purse comes to mind.

  19. Re:Software patents are evil on Apple Files Patent for Translucent Windows · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Apple's patent on transparency is here, and we talked about it before.

  20. Re:Why Ray Bradbury? on Ray Bradbury's Reasons to Go to Mars · · Score: 1

    Did you RTFA? They ask him 'how can we get people to buy into this dream' and 'how do we convince people this is worth it' and 'what do we do when we encounter failures, like in your books?'

    I'd say he's probably spent more time thinking of these things than most people have.

  21. Re:Who needs explosives indeed? on Future Weapons of War in the Works · · Score: 1

    a lump of metal can be deadly if it moves fast enought.

    Now if only we could design a way to move small hunks of metal very fast horizontally, so we don't need to fly to do it. We could call them 'guns.' Sure, the first prototypes will likely be large, but I believe that some day we might be able to fit these things into the palm of your hand!

  22. Re:The real question is on Sasser Worm Takes Down UK's Coastguard · · Score: 1

    You click the checkbox that turns on sshd. It's right under to the one that turns on Apache, and right above the one that turns on CUPS printer sharing.

  23. Amazing! on LinSpire LPhoto and LSongs: bring on the lawsuits! · · Score: 1

    Where could they possibly have gotten the Linspiration to make sure amazing apps?

  24. Re:A few thoughts on Apple Hunts Playfair in India · · Score: 1

    George W. Bush, is that you?

    Seriously, people, this whole black and white thing has to stop. And if you're not with us in trying to stop it, you're against us!

  25. Re:Why Classify? on Is the Universe Shaped Like a Funnel? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Think of it like this, we could say the work was flat, but it was not till we were able to look at it from an external view.

    Ah, that fateful day when Columbus climbed into the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria and blasted out into orbit to observe the world's shape.*

    * Substitute Leif Erikson if you prefer. **
    ** Substitute Various Mathemeticians if you prefer. ***
    *** Substitute Cowboy Neal if you prefer.