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  1. This is totally unfair... on Mining On The Moon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure maybe the mining companies have a lot of money, but consider this for a moment:

    Just how are ordinary decent tree-hugging nature-loving separitist activists like myself expected to get up to the moon to protest?

    And speaking of unfair, what is there to chain ourselves to up there?

    And, also, how are we going to play Woodie Guthrie and smoke Mother Nature's loving green herb without atmosphere.

    TOTALLY UNFAIR!

  2. gravity vs weight on Mapping Gravity · · Score: 2

    enough so that you weigh almost 1% less there

    Here's a little food for thought though:

    "Even a fat bastard on the moon still looks like a fat bastard"

    :)

  3. Check out this puppy on Scientists build DNA based computer · · Score: 2

    Hmm DNA based computers hey...

    I can see it now:

    A couple of geeks at a network game session comparing their hardware. And then one of them yells out "You reckon that's good! Check out this puppy!"

    And then his PC is ACTUALLY a puppy but with like a USB port and stuff poking out all over it.

    I don't know why, but that would be awesome!

    :)

  4. Playstation Games? on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 4, Funny

    So if the XBOX is just a PC what are the chances of hacking it so it can use bleem to play playstation (PSX) games.

    It'd be fun to see microsoft embroiled in a copyright dispute from the other side :)

  5. preparing for close encounters of the 3rd kind on The Real Mission to Mars · · Score: 1

    From the website: "The Mars Society is requesting volunteers to participate as members of the crew of the Mars Desert Research Station in southern Utah and Flashline Mars Arctic Research Station on Devon Island

    Let's hope any martians that real astronauts might encounter are more like polar bears than mormons.

    :)

  6. Darkman? on Ask Bruce Campbell Anything... · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Were you pissed that liam neeson got the lead in darkman?

  7. Don't hold out.... give me some of that stuff on Ballooning into Space · · Score: 2

    Two ballooners are going to attempt to get to 132,000 feet in a helium balloon named QinetiQ1. They are going to do this wearing spacesuits and sit in what looks like armchairs in an open gondola

    Why does this story sound eerily like an acid trip?

    Stoner 1: "And then we went up really really high in an air balloon called the QinetiQ1"
    Stoner 2: "And also we were wearing these really really shiny spacesuits man."
    Stoner 1: "And we could see everybody and they were like these really really tiny ants..."
    Stoner 2: "And also we could, like, read their thoughts... and see time as really really pretty colors"

    I just pray that the "reentry" doesn't find them emerging from a cloud on a couch in front of MTV at 3am in the morning.

  8. 80GB is not more than enough (it is nice though) on 80 Gig MP3 Player · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know who has anywhere near enough MP3 music to need an 80G drive

    While this undoubtably has the capacity to fit a moderate (300 - 500) CD collection a few times over I'm sure the extra capacity would easily be put to good use.

    I imagine you'd even fill it with MP3's of CD's you didn't particularly like just to accomodate things like parties/entertaining etc. (afterall that is the point of a jukebox)

    Then there's the possibilty of burning at much higher bit rates etc.

    80GB is definitely not a problem

  9. So basically this is... on Meteor May Have Wiped Out Middle East Civilization · · Score: 1

    ...the 2000BC version of "Armageddon" only without a happy ending. :(

  10. More than a little ironic! on Opposing Open Source? · · Score: 1

    The guy is essentially open sourcing his thesis topic looking for information on why open sourcing is bad!

    Talk about a brain explosion

    :)

  11. Today's sermon: What NED did. on Disney's Anti-File Swapping Cartoon · · Score: 1

    Talk about a preachy cartoon...

    My god!

    :)

  12. Happy Snaps! on Sony/Toyota Developing Car With Emotions · · Score: 1

    the car will also take pictures when it determines the atmosphere inside is a happy one

    POSSIBLE SCENARIO:
    Teenage guy borrows the car from his parents to pick up his girlfriend. Later that night the atmosphere inside the car is a happy one. Car takes photos and faxes them to the parents.

    :)

  13. If one of these turned NASTY! on Sony/Toyota Developing Car With Emotions · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine it:

    *All the locks on the car doors go down!
    *The temperature gradually rises cooking the inhabitants!
    *Celine Dion comes on over the stereo!!!

    And look at the picture...

    It's Herbie the HATE bug!

    :)

  14. So basically it's just like a on Sony/Toyota Developing Car With Emotions · · Score: 1

    ..."Barney The Dinosaur" toy but with an engine and wheels?

    My GOD! It takes pictures inside the car when the atmosphere is a "happy one"?!

    If my family owned one of these cars when I was growing up, it would've been lucky to take a picture once a year (specially on family holidays).

    :)

  15. PATENT: "A Mini Play" by Nathdot on IBM Patents Web Page Templates · · Score: 2, Funny

    IBM: "I patent the HTML wizard"
    MICROSOFT: "Well I patent HTML"
    IBM: "Well I patent the whole internet."
    MICROSOFT: "Well I patent all the computers."
    IBM: "Well I patent YOU!"
    MICROSOFT: "Well I patent you times one thousand"
    IBM: "I patent you times one million"
    MICROSOFT: "I patent you times infinity. No returnsy, personal jinx, sucks to be you!!!"

    *SMACK!*

    MICROSOFT: "MOM!... IBM hit me!"
    MOM (aka US Supreme Court): "Stop your whining! I thought I told you: 'No more patenting after you stole Java from your baby brother'."

    :)

  16. Profiling??? on McNealy Calls for National ID Card Too · · Score: 1

    Is it possible that the introduction of a smart card for national ID is so that they can store information to be used for profiling?

    I know that's a little bit knee-jerk conspiracy theory sounding, but why else the need for the smart card... what can't the driver's licence / social security card do that facillitates the need for the extra card?

  17. Beach Party!!! on Inflatable Loudspeakers · · Score: 1

    These speakers would be awesome for a party on the beach...

    A couple of beers on the inflatable couch set and music cranking out of the inflatable speakers (running of the car battery I suppose).

    They are just made for this sort of a scenario.
    I'm sure people wouldn't mind a slight trade off in sound production given there practicality.

    :)

  18. So where is Time Cube? on Jedi Knight Now (Not) Officially a Religion · · Score: 3, Informative

    Looking at the census list of religions it would seem just about every permutation of praise gets a mention...

    So where is Time Cube? It's a perfectly valid religious choice?

    I thought four corner truth was ineffable. Could it be that Census is just another Evil Word Institution trying to suppress Gene Ray's beautious vision...

    Let's all pull together and make time cube number 900 on the list come the next census

  19. How long til we see a story like this: on The Delights of Chemistry · · Score: 1

    Random User writes: "No news on this site, just great photos of home-made explosions along with instructions on how to make home-made pipe bombs by yourself at home. Don't try this at home!"

  20. I especially like... on Exhibition of High Speed Photography · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the instantaneous freeze frame of "Lighting A Fart"

    I guess they did that one after a few drinks at the lab on a Friday afternoon

    :)

  21. Branch Providian! on What About "Smart" Credit Cards? · · Score: 1

    I can't help but get this funny image:

    A solitary CSR bunkered down in a fortress on the outskirts of Waco, TX, surrounded by a hoarde of auto-diallers/answering-machines and stolen guns, laughing maniacally. And not one of his customers aware that they are part of a cult

    Okay so there's not that much free love, but there's definitely enough user-information power to feed his later-day-Jesus charisma.

    :)

  22. Call me paranoid but... on Satellite Phones Making A Comeback? · · Score: 1

    ... wouldn't using a satellite phone make it easier for some villainous fiend bent on world domination to focus his orbitting Ion Cannon on you?

    One can never be too careful... strapping on tin-foil hat NOW!

    :)

  23. Re:Qwest on Code Red Refunds? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I use Microsoft Outlook for both my personal and office email. I thought they were very helpful during this whole Code Red thing. Microsoft called and left a message on my answering machine detailing how I could fix my DSL modem and patch my computer so that I would not be infected. They also called back to see if I had received their message and if I needed any help. I've been very happy with Microsoft and was surprised by their customer support.

    Anyway, point is.. I think they do a great job. Keep up the good work Microsoft.
    -Bill Ga^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HNet Dude-

  24. I know its a big detail in the article but... on Spaceballs Could Invade Mars · · Score: 1

    could you all not say "balls" so much please.

  25. Oh GOD no!!! on Hotmail Hacked · · Score: 1

    I hope nobody views my very private "Cum Sluts 4 you, you Studly Horny Horndog" email from Jennifer397@hjklf.brf34.fgh3r

    Somethings are just, you know, "personal"

    :)