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  1. Never mind that... on The Promise of 5G · · Score: 1

    I've got Bieber 6G Fever!

  2. Re:Different versions of Windows on Why Microsoft Shouldn't Worry About Cannibalizing Their Userbases · · Score: 1

    May I suggest OpenOffice?

  3. The First Rule of Deleting Code... on What Are the Unwritten Rules of Deleting Code? · · Score: 1

    You don't talk about deleting code!

  4. Re:Not as new as it seems on Quantum Gas Goes Below Absolute Zero · · Score: 1

    What the hell want you from 900 year old man? English perfect?

    (From Mad Magazine's spoof of Return of the Jedi)

  5. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it on North Korea's Satellite Is Out of Control · · Score: 2

    Lonely Planet has this even more entertaining article on N. Korea, describing a visit as a "bizarre" experience.

  6. I Want My 20 Minutes Back!!! on Hypertext Creator: Structure of the Web 'Completely Wrong' · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of this Dilbert strip: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-11-09/

  7. Re:Yep on Dell Selling Faulty PCs · · Score: 1

    That explains the disappointed look on the cable guy's face when he showed up at my girlfriend's place and found me.

  8. Re:Or could it be on Study Shows Standing Up To Bullies Is Good For You · · Score: 1

    This comment shows a lack of understanding of Gandhi's accomplishments. Had he acted alone, he would surely have been run over by a train and long forgotten. And the British were *very* violent--ask anyone who was at Amritsar.

    Gandhi succeeded because he knew why the British were there, and inspired millions to help make it more difficult to stay than it was worth.

    If you get enough people to lie before a train, one of two things will happen-- (1) the sheer number of bodies will physically stop the train, or (2) the engineer will be unable to stomach plowing through so many people.

    Wars are not necessarily won by decimating your opponent, but by eliminating your opponent's taste for war.

  9. Re:Fight them on California Moves To Block Texas' Textbook Changes · · Score: 1

    Fine. Then we should let them secede from the union, put a fence around them, then let them devolve in peace.

  10. Bill's Title = True Intent of Bill??? on Network Neutrality Back In Congress For 3rd Time · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm confused. The bill is called Internet Freedom Preservation Act of 2009, but having read the bill, it looks like it would actually do the OP says it will. I was beginning to think that there was a rule that a bill's title has to be antithetical to its true intent (e.g., the PATRIOT Act and Internet Freedom and Broadband Deployment Act)

  11. Re:Let me get this straight... on Desktop As a Cellphone Extension? · · Score: 1

    Wow. I often don't even wear pants. Oh, wait, you're talking about being at home.

  12. Re:Useless on Microsoft Patents the Censoring of Speech · · Score: 1

    This is all the feces of a male bovine!!!

  13. Re:traction control on Ford To Introduce Restrictive Car Keys For Parents · · Score: 1

    Actually, not necessarily. My dad's Lexus GS300 (traction control, drive-by-wire throttle) got stuck in the snow as I was backing it out of my driveway. With the traction control on, it wouldn't even try to move--I floored the pedal, and it stayed at idle (kind of eery, really).

    Eventually, it occurred to me to try it without traction control, and I spun my way to freedom.

  14. Re:IT Wins? on IT Vs. the Permanent Energy Crisis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its not quite that simple--they also need to think outside the box.

  15. Re:Shows what competion can do. on IE8 Beta Released To Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use Firefox, but I only know how to swear in Klingon.

  16. Re:Nobody considers that import on Websites Still Failing Basic Privacy Practices · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I did google my phone number (although I admit that its a mobile phone). All I got were references to the area code and exchange, and one reference to my wireless provider.

  17. Re:Do the police... on Police Secretly Planting GPS Devices On Cars · · Score: 1

    You don't automatically win if the cop does not show up--you have to move for dismissal.

  18. Big Mac or KFC? on Stephen Hawking Thinks Aliens Likely · · Score: 1

    From TFA...

    "The discovery of the New World made a profound difference to the old. Just think we wouldn't have had a Big Mac or KFC."

    He says that like its a good thing.

  19. Obligatory Samuel L. Jackson Quote on Purdue Students Win Rube Goldberg Contest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That is a tasty burger!

  20. Re:250 mph on What Will Life Be Like In 2008? · · Score: 1

    Of course, I've heard that while the Veyron is going 253 mph, it can burn through a tank of gas in 12 minutes.

  21. Re:Well that answers the immunity question... on White House Says Phone Wiretaps Will Resume For Now · · Score: 1

    For the uninitiated:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_in_the_United_States

    To summarize, the House of Representatives must vote to impeach (i.e., indict or bring charges against the President). Actual removal from office requires conviction, which must be approved by the Senate. Only two presidents have been impeached (Jackson and Clinton), and neither of them were convicted.

  22. Re:Well that answers the immunity question... on White House Says Phone Wiretaps Will Resume For Now · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hmm... We may actually have to impeach this asshat before the election. We *need* to impeach both of these asshats before the election (both Dubya and Darth Cheney). Given all of their crimes (from misleading the public to sell a war to willfully performing unlawful searches), not impeaching them sends the message to future administrations that this sort of behavior is OK.
  23. Re:awww jeez, not this $#!^ again on TSA Limits Lithium Batteries on Airplanes · · Score: 1

    Is you sayin I can't kill someone for callin me mum a slag?

  24. Re:Computer literacy level 10! on Gen Y Tech Savvy, But Not Interested in a Career · · Score: 1

    I was technologicaly fluent at using a pencil. It wasn't my ability to use a pencil that made me the right guy for my job. I don't even OWN a pencil, you insensitive clod!
  25. Re:Count at least ONE who doesnt. on Do OpenOffice Users Save In Microsoft Format? · · Score: 1

    I very rarely save in ODF. If I use OpenOffice at all, it's because I have to share the file as a Word doc. If I only have to share the finished work (i.e., no one else has to edit it), I write it in LaTeX and generate a PDF.

    I hate all word processors. Just gimme LaTeX and emacs so I don't get hung up on all the formatting crap. You get far more consistency with LaTeX with far less effort.