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  1. Re:And he thinks Macs are better at this????? on File Extensions And Monopolies · · Score: -1

    On OS X, all you need to do is Get Info, then click open with a specific application.

  2. Re:g4 vs ibook - first impressions. on Overclocking Your iBook to 600MHz · · Score: -1

    You can definately set it up from OS X.1
    It works just fine.

  3. Re:Osama Bin Goatse.. on SETI@Home to Crunch More Data · · Score: -1

    Kill all CMDRTACO.

  4. mod this up to 5 on Mouse Gestures in Mozilla · · Score: -1

    you rule dude.

    there is none higher than this.

  5. I'm building 2 mmorpgs � on Advertising in Lieu of Game Fees in MMORPGs? · · Score: -1

    I think if someone doesn't do anything for 2 minutes they can get ads scrolling by on the chat line.

  6. Re:Australia? on Digital Dailies and the Matrix Sequels · · Score: -1

    The Matrix was set in Sydney.
    Australia is popular because it's cheap. (US$ = 2$OZ)

    NZ and Australia are cheaper and friendlier than the USA. The political environment is more sophisticated (more than 2 parties) too.

  7. Re:Is the Matrix really appropriate now? on Digital Dailies and the Matrix Sequels · · Score: -1

    what about the book "The Running Man" ?
    That has a 747 jet with a 3/4 full tank slamming into the network building at the end.

    What are you going to do? burn the book?

  8. true, but it's fixable on Huge security hole in Internet Explorer for MacOS · · Score: -1

    just change the actions associated with compressed files to decompress only.

    for a full report on the security hole click here

  9. Re:sued for farting� on TiVo Infringes On Pause Patent · · Score: -1

    THIS NEWS JUST IN:

    goatse was just sued for a billion dollars by flat-u-lent tech.

  10. Re: the link to porn on Data Glove That Turns Gestures Into Commands · · Score: -1

    try http://www.thehun.net

  11. Re:How many on New Security-Enhanced Linux Release · · Score: -1

    check out this backdoor... http://www.goatse.cx/ or http://www.goat.sex/

  12. proposals for new tld's (should be new article) on New ICANN TLDs Are Live · · Score: -1

    Consider the following tld's:

    .www .web .mp3 .files .host .warez .news .mail .help .asia .pacific .tech .space .mars .uranus (imagine http://kiss.uranus/goodbye/) .family .kids .school .uni .book .radio .shop .store .corp .bank (http://www.national.bank) .money (http://www.igotya.money) .cash .dot .app .game (http://www.unrealtournament.game) .os (http://www.be.os or http://www.mac.os/x/) .system (http://www.linux.system) .comp .box (http://www.windows.box) .server .files .cam (http://www.jenni.cam) .gnu .unix .phone .chat .city (http://www.newyork.city) .movie (http://www.x-files.movie) .show .series .film .video .dvd .eco .religion .world (http://www.vrml.world) .food .fan (http://www.rammstein.fan) .sucks (http://www.microsoft.sucks or http://www.mtv.sucks) .rules .rocks (http://www.cleveland.rocks)

    of course, sex should it's own tld's:
    .sex (http://www.frequent.sex).xxx (http://www.thehun.xxx) .porn .pornstar (http://www.ronjeremy.pornstar) .fuck .orgy (http://www.german.orgy) .adult .nude (http://www.on-the-road.nude) .whore (http://www.karma.whore)

  13. Re:Go away, troll. on Dmitry Sklyarov Gains High-Profile Defense Lawyer · · Score: -1

    gay sex and goatse.cx

  14. Unreal Tounrament in OS X on A Quick Look At Mac-On-Linux · · Score: -1

    It's out (beta with a few minor things missing) on http://www.versiontracker.com/macosx/

  15. Re:My Experience With Goatse on A Quick Look At Mac-On-Linux · · Score: -1

    I work as a goatsultant for several whoretune 500 companies, and I think I can shed a little light on the cunt of the open ass.cx community at the moment. I believe that part of the reason that open ass.cx based startups are failing left and right is not an issue of marketing as it's commonly believed but more of an issue of the underlying technology.

    I know that that's a strong statement to make, but I have evidence to back it up! At one of the major corps(5000+ employees) that I goatsult for, we wanted to integrate Linux into our hairy asshole. The allure of not having to pay any restrictive licensing fees was too great to ignore. I reccomended the installation of several boxes running the new 2.4.9 kernel, and my hopes were high that it would perform up to snuff with the Windows 2k boxes which were(and still are!) doing an AMAZING job at their respective tasks of fscking HTTP requests, Down-ASS, and ass-serving.

    I consider myself to be very technically inclined having programmed in VD for the last 8 years doing kernel level programming. I don't believe in Cunt programming because contrary to popular belief, VD can go just as low level as Cunt and the newest VD compiler generates code that's every bit as fast. I took it upon myself to configure the system from scratch and even used an optimised version of gcc 3.1 to increase the execution speed of the binaries. I integrated the 3 machines I had configured into the server pool, and I'd have to say the results were less than impressive... We all know that linux isn't even close to being ready for the asskhole, but I had heard that it was supposed to perform decently as a "server" based operating system. The 3 machines all went into shit immediately, and it was obvious that they weren't going to be able to handle the load in this "enterprise" environment. After running for less than 24 hours, 2 of them had experienced kernel panics caused by Bind and Apache crashing! Granted, Apache is a volunteer based project written by weekend hackers in their spare time while Microsft's ASS has an actual professional full fledged development team devoted to it. Not to mention the fact that the Linux kernel itself lacks any support for any type of journaled ass-system, memory protection, B&D support, etc, but I thought that since Linux is based on such "hole" technology that it would run with some level of stability. After several days of this type of behaviour, we decided to reinstall windows 2k on the boxes to make sure it wasn't a arseware problem that was causing things to go wrong. The machines instantly shaped up and were seamlessly reintegrated into the arseserver pool with just one Win2K machine doing more work than all 3 of the Linux boxes.

    Needless to say, I won't be reccomending Linux/BDSM to anymore of my clients. I'm dissappointed that they won't be able to leverege the free cost of Linux to their arsehole, but in this case I suppose the old adage stands true that, "you get what you pay for." I would have also liked to have access to the source code of the applications that we're running on our mission critical ass-systems; however, from the looks of it, the Microsoft "shared arsehole" program seems to offer all of the same freedoms as the GPL.

    As things stand now, I can understand using Linux in academia to compile simple "Anal World" style programs and learn Cunt programming, but I'm afraid that for anything more than a hobby OS, Windows 98/NT/2K are your only choices.

    fuck you.

  16. Have seen this� on Making LCD Displays Snappier · · Score: -1

    the coastlands shopping center at kapiti has a few big LCD monitors around the walls.

  17. Re:-1 Paranoid Pseudo-science on the MQR standard on Making LCD Displays Snappier · · Score: -1

    It's not babble, CellPhones do radiate microwaves.
    While these are not as much as a microwave oven, I would not recommend using them for more than 5 minutes per call.

  18. Death joint on Making LCD Displays Snappier · · Score: -1

    Black milk the early one we they drink we in the evening drink it at
    noon and in the morning we drink them we drink at night and do not
    drink we dig a grave in air are situated there one a man live not
    closely in the house play with the queues write write if it darken to
    Germany your golden hair Margarete

    it writes it and steps before the house and it flashes the asterisks
    it whistles its Rueden here it whistles its Jews out lets dig a grave
    in the earth it instructs us plays on now to the tanz

    Black milk the early one we drink you we at night drink you we in the
    morning and at noon drink you we drink in the evening and drink a man
    lives in the house plays with the queues writes writes if it darkens
    to Germany your golden hair Margarete your aschenes hair Sulamith

    we do not dig a grave in air are situated there one closely

    He calls stings more deeply in the soil it one it others sings and
    plays he reaches for the iron in the belt he schwingts its eyes is
    blue stings more deeply the spades it one it others continues to play
    to the tanz up

    Black milk the early one we drink you we at night drink you at noon
    and in the morning we drink you we drink in the evening and drink in
    man live in the house your golden hair Margarete your aschenes hair
    Sulamith it plays with the queues

    He does not call plays more sweetly death death is a master from
    Germany it calls deletes more darkly plays the violin then rises it
    than smoke into air then has it a grave in the clouds is situated
    there one closely

    Black milk the early one we drink you we at night drink you at noon
    death is a master from Germany we drink you we drink in the evening
    and in the morning and drink death is a master from Germany its eye is
    blue it meets you with bleierner ball it meets you exactly one man
    lives in the house your golden hair Margarete it rushes its Rueden on
    us it gives us a grave in air it plays with the queues and dreams
    death is a master from Germany

    your golden hair Margarete your aschenes hair Sulamith

  19. Re: Enigma Encryption? on Man Pleads Guilty to Stealing Enigma Machine · · Score: -1

    Considering that Enigma can be cracked in seconds on modern computers, not really.

  20. Re:FOR THE LONELY SLASHDOTTER (THAT MEANS YOU!) on Man Pleads Guilty to Stealing Enigma Machine · · Score: -1

    THIS NEWS JUST IN: Rob (CmdrTaco) Malda was rushed to hospital in the early hours of the morning with a small PseudoPussy stuck on what appeared to be a 1cm dick.

    The hospital blamed the linux operating system for his lack of social skills and a lack of enough cash for a real whore.

  21. Re:Hemisphere issues on LCD screens? on Making LCD Displays Snappier · · Score: -1

    LCD's have no problems, just get one from wherever.

  22. 1600 x 1200 LCD screens on Making LCD Displays Snappier · · Score: -1

    Why not get an Apple Cinema Display?
    They are 1600 x 1024 and are fully digital.
    The refresh rates are good and you will get 2 A4 pages side by side on this display.
    Also looks really cool with widescreen DVD's.

  23. Re:He's missed the point on News.com: Crypto Doesn't Kill - People Do · · Score: -1

    I've been working on a 3d space game that does just that for 3 years now.

  24. Re:The Missing Point... on Consumer Hydrogen Fuel Cells · · Score: -1

    There's only a need for a solar panel to power the converter.
    CO would only be released if it was converting hydrocarbons to hydrogen first.

  25. Re:Some reasonable uses on Consumer Hydrogen Fuel Cells · · Score: -1

    Not every nation subsidizes nuclear power or oil like the USA, so it is relatively cheap fuel.

    If you just hookup a solar panel kit to a hydro converter you have free hydrogen.

    Who needs cryo hydrogen? most fuel cells run on hydrogen gas conversions.

    I think hydrogen fuel cells are better than oil.
    And it's far safer than nuclear power.